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St Sebastian Attended by St Irene and Her Maid
Dirck van Baburen

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 I'm firsty, Mom!

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at February 04, 2025 09:30 AM (w9Wax)

2 st

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 04, 2025 09:30 AM (gbOdA)

3 Museo Nacional Thyssen-Bornemisza

Saint Sebastian attended by Saint Irene and her Maid
ca. 1615 - 1621
Oil on canvas. 169 x 128 cm
Museo Nacional Thyssen-Bornemisza, Madrid

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 04, 2025 09:31 AM (gbOdA)

4 Bet that hurt.

Posted by: BignJames at February 04, 2025 09:31 AM (Yj6Os)

5 Baburen is good for your blood sugar levels.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at February 04, 2025 09:31 AM (w9Wax)

6 A pretty good year thus far. IIRC, only one crappy modern work.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 04, 2025 09:31 AM (1bNHn)

7 That smarts!

Posted by: Ow! Ow! Ow! at February 04, 2025 09:32 AM (G5+As)

8 Wasn't St. Sebastian the one who got shot full of arrows? He sure doesn't look like it here.

Posted by: Bulg at February 04, 2025 09:32 AM (77rzZ)

9 100 comment rule. [CBD]

Posted by: krennik at February 04, 2025 09:33 AM (T0tPD)

10 Grammy wardrobe?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 04, 2025 09:33 AM (Ti0Hb)

11 So, not a toga party?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 04, 2025 09:33 AM (RIvkX)

12 Well he has 2 arrows in him, not sure why she is twiddling one...

Posted by: steevy at February 04, 2025 09:33 AM (KQk9m)

13 This is gonna hurt.

Posted by: Roy at February 04, 2025 09:33 AM (z+ik4)

14 Hmmm. Kind of a less talented Caravaggio.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2025 09:34 AM (bss/y)

15 8 Wasn't St. Sebastian the one who got shot full of arrows? He sure doesn't look like it here.
Posted by: Bulg at February 04, 2025 09:32 AM (77rzZ)
_______
I see two. Was there a problem with the arrow supply chain in Judea?

Posted by: Eeyore at February 04, 2025 09:34 AM (1bNHn)

16 8 Wasn't St. Sebastian the one who got shot full of arrows? He sure doesn't look like it here.
Posted by: Bulg at February 04, 2025 09:32 AM (77rzZ)

I see a couple when enbiggening. And that maid is a dude.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 04, 2025 09:34 AM (LxER7)

17 Norwegian Mental Illness Art from last week was far superior to this dreck and dross!

Posted by: Northern Lights at February 04, 2025 09:34 AM (G5+As)

18 That arrow in his thigh looks pretty deep. Serious wound in his side.

Posted by: dantesed at February 04, 2025 09:34 AM (Oy/m2)

19 St. Sebastian is the patron saint of archers, athletes, soldiers, and those seeking protection from plagues.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 04, 2025 09:34 AM (NpAcC)

20 "It's just a flesh wound!"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 04, 2025 09:34 AM (7fElN)

21 That's wonderfully rendered.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 04, 2025 09:34 AM (WPL6O)

22 I always got the sense that St. Sebastian came out of thst encounter resembling a pin cushion.

Posted by: tankdemon at February 04, 2025 09:34 AM (FVLcK)

23 OK, I see the arrows now. But there's only two of 'em.

Posted by: Bulg at February 04, 2025 09:34 AM (77rzZ)

24 Is this on black velvet?

Posted by: redridinghood at February 04, 2025 09:35 AM (NpAcC)

25 Painting: Very nice. Not going to joke about it.

Posted by: Receive gp's Free No-Information Obligation Packet at February 04, 2025 09:35 AM (6CsVH)

26 8 Wasn't St. Sebastian the one who got shot full of arrows? He sure doesn't look like it here.


A karate man bleeds on the inside

Posted by: Billy ray valentine at February 04, 2025 09:35 AM (HcoTw)

27 Wasn't St. Sebastian the one who got shot full of arrows? He sure doesn't look like it here.

Yes, but he survived that and healed, apparently. So they clubbed him to death. (acc. to wikipedia)

Posted by: t-bird at February 04, 2025 09:35 AM (4Nep/)

28 Beautiful but depressing.

Would hang, in a museum. Thx CBD

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 04, 2025 09:35 AM (U/Wlk)

29 Per wiki:

Baburen was one of the earliest artists to belong to the group of Dutch-speaking artists active in Rome in the seventeenth-century known as the "Bentvueghels" ("Birds of a Feather"); his nickname was "Biervlieg" ("Beer Fly", or one who drinks a lot).

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 04, 2025 09:35 AM (Dm8we)

30
"Sebastian had prudently concealed his faith, but in 286 it was detected. Diocletian reproached him for his supposed betrayal, and he commanded him to be led to a field and there to be bound to a stake so that the chosen archers from Mauretania would shoot arrows at him. "And the archers shot at him till he was as full of arrows as an urchin is full of pricks, and thus left him there for dead." Miraculously, the arrows did not kill him. The widow of Castulus, Irene of Rome, went to retrieve his body to bury it, and discovered he was still alive. She brought him back to her house and nursed him back to health."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 04, 2025 09:35 AM (JutBk)

31 St. Sebastian is the patron saint of archers, athletes, soldiers, and those seeking protection from plagues.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 04, 2025 09:34 AM (NpAcC)
---
Looks like he should have teamed up with the patron saint of armor/shields.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 04, 2025 09:35 AM (7fElN)

32 Is Sebastian Coe-ld after his race?

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at February 04, 2025 09:36 AM (w9Wax)

33 I didn't know St. Sebastian was a sumo rikishi. They need to get his mawashi tightened back up or he'll be embarrassed AND disqualified!

Posted by: Moron Analyst at February 04, 2025 09:36 AM (ycI94)

34 St. Irene had one leg that was shorter than the other. She had to change her name to Eileen.

Posted by: Bulg at February 04, 2025 09:36 AM (77rzZ)

35 That toga party must've been lit.

Posted by: Roy at February 04, 2025 09:36 AM (z+ik4)

36 The painting depicts the moment when Saint Irene, a charitable widow, attended the Roman centurion after he had been shot at, extracting the arrow in his side. On the right and also emerging from the darkness is her elderly maid who firmly supports the saint. The lower right area of the canvas is occupied by a mound of Sebastian’s armour.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 04, 2025 09:37 AM (gbOdA)

37 Another ancient dirty artwork! Take a pressure washer through the museum, please!

Posted by: Stanley Steemer at February 04, 2025 09:37 AM (G5+As)

38

I had an uncle who thought he was Saint Jerome...

Posted by: Marion at February 04, 2025 09:37 AM (2o+9r)

39 Nicely detailed, missing like a dozen arrows

Posted by: Skip at February 04, 2025 09:37 AM (fwDg9)

40 He must not have had his steel pants on when he got shot.

Posted by: fd at February 04, 2025 09:38 AM (vFG9F)

41 34 St. Irene had one leg that was shorter than the other. She had to change her name to Eileen.
Posted by: Bulg at February 04, 2025 09:36 AM (77rzZ)

Her last name was Dover, and she was married to Ben.

Posted by: Roy at February 04, 2025 09:38 AM (z+ik4)

42 The figures and their flesh color as well as the red clothing certainly stand out against the dark background.

My question is which Saint Irene is this? There are apparently three of them, but I didn't check the dates in respect to the time period of St. Sebastian.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 04, 2025 09:38 AM (iWE3b)

43
Shot by longbow or crossbow?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 04, 2025 09:38 AM (JutBk)

44
Luck of the Draw

Sebastian was dressed in a cape
As the people looked on, mouth agape
If that projectile had sorta
missed his aorta
He might have had an arrow escape!

Posted by: muldoon at February 04, 2025 09:39 AM (/iMjX)

45 34 St. Irene had one leg that was shorter than the other. She had to change her name to Eileen.


Come on.

Posted by: Billy ray valentine at February 04, 2025 09:39 AM (HcoTw)

46 35 That toga party must've been lit.
Posted by: Roy at February 04, 2025 09:36 AM (z+ik4)

You shoulda seen Joan of Arc.

Posted by: tankdemon at February 04, 2025 09:39 AM (FVLcK)

47 Those look like crossbow bolts.

Posted by: fd at February 04, 2025 09:39 AM (vFG9F)

48 8 Wasn't St. Sebastian the one who got shot full of arrows? He sure doesn't look like it here.
Posted by: Bulg at February 04, 2025 09:32 AM (77rzZ)

Another depiction of St Sebastian:

https://tinyurl.com/3tb4sy75

Like a Steve Martin sketch.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2025 09:39 AM (bss/y)

49 St. Sebastian wrote the theme for "Welcome Back, Kotter", I believe.

Posted by: Rockin' Mel Slurp. at February 04, 2025 09:39 AM (G5+As)

50 Saint Irene rescued Saint Sebastian after he got shot full of arrows, right? Shortly afterwards, he was clubbed to death.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at February 04, 2025 09:39 AM (BHrzb)

51 I used to be an adventurer like you...

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at February 04, 2025 09:40 AM (OUMaO)

52 Dirck van Baburen.. never heard of him.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 04, 2025 09:40 AM (NpAcC)

53 Saint Irene rescued Saint Sebastian after he got shot full of arrows, right?

Shortly afterwards, he was clubbed to death.
Posted by: Pete in Texas



When it really IS your time.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2025 09:41 AM (VVexz)

54
Shortly afterwards, he was clubbed to death.
Posted by: Pete in Texas at February 04, 2025 09:39 AM (BHrzb)

________

Someone must have had it out for him. Real greaseball stuff.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 04, 2025 09:41 AM (JutBk)

55 Dirck van Baburen.. never heard of him.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 04, 2025 09:40 AM (NpAcC)

Dirk Diggler's ancestor.

Posted by: BignJames at February 04, 2025 09:41 AM (Yj6Os)

56 Sebastian invented the Arrow Shirt.

Posted by: Textile Trivia at February 04, 2025 09:42 AM (G5+As)

57 The dark background throws the figures, especially that of St. Sebastian, into sharp relief. There is nothing to distract from the figures.

Apprenlty Diocletian spearheaded the last great persecution of the Christians in the Empire. Too late, Dio baby, too late.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 04, 2025 09:42 AM (J2vNu)

58 Doesn't do it for me. Skinny legs for a centurian.

Posted by: From about That Time at February 04, 2025 09:42 AM (4780s)

59 Dirck van Baburen?? Wasn't he on Eight is Enough?

Posted by: dantesed at February 04, 2025 09:42 AM (Oy/m2)

60 Shortly afterwards, he was clubbed to death.

Posted by: Pete in Texas
-

So the talk about a toga party is really true?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 04, 2025 09:42 AM (Ti0Hb)

61 The artist does a wonderful job with the facial expressions, each separate and appropriate for the scene, and their postures. I like the way he captures the folds and flow of the clothing and other details such as the arrows and the discarded armor. Then the bright colors and skin tones against a plain and often dark background. The technique makes the figures almost pop off the canvas. Very effective and strengthens the impact of the image.

Posted by: JTB at February 04, 2025 09:42 AM (yTvNw)

62 Considering location and date, longbow.

Posted by: tankdemon at February 04, 2025 09:43 AM (FVLcK)

63 St Irene looks like she's floating.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 04, 2025 09:43 AM (NpAcC)

64 Apprenlty Diocletian spearheaded the last great persecution of the Christians in the Empire. Too late, Dio baby, too late.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

No spears in the artwork-just arrows.

Posted by: Fact Checker at February 04, 2025 09:44 AM (G5+As)

65 I once went to an art museum which had a picture of St. Sebastian. The depiction had more arrows. The curator needed to inform me that Sebastian is in some circles a "gay icon" because he had a look of ecstasy on his face while getting shot with arrows. Arrows/Ecstasy. Get it? 😕 It was not an art display of homo erotic art. I rolled my eyes and complained in a loud whisper to Fen Spouse so as not to disturb the other patrons.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 04, 2025 09:44 AM (iWE3b)

66 40 He must not have had his steel pants on when he got shot.
Posted by: fd at February 04, 2025 09:38 AM (vFG9F)

Bring me my Brown Pants

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 04, 2025 09:44 AM (gbOdA)

67 Dirck van Baburen?? Wasn't he on Eight is Enough?

Posted by: dantesed at February 04, 2025 09:42 AM (Oy/m2)
-

And wasn't Sebastian on Family Affair?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 04, 2025 09:45 AM (Ti0Hb)

68 50 Shortly afterwards, he was clubbed to death.
Posted by: Pete in Texas at February 04, 2025 09:39 AM (BHrzb)

That really sealed his fate.

Posted by: tankdemon at February 04, 2025 09:45 AM (FVLcK)

69 Never heard of this artist but the work is very nice. He got all the shadows and hands right! The shadow of Sebastian's leg across his other leg got my attention. Artist certainly knew how to work the light.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at February 04, 2025 09:45 AM (4XwPj)

70 That really sealed his fate.

Posted by: tankdemon at February 04, 2025 09:45 AM (FVLcK)
-

Fur sure!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 04, 2025 09:46 AM (Ti0Hb)

71 Shortly afterwards, he was clubbed to death.
Posted by: Pete in Texas at February 04, 2025 09:39 AM (BHrzb)

That really sealed his fate.
Posted by: tankdemon

*golf clap*

Posted by: Bulg at February 04, 2025 09:46 AM (77rzZ)

72 Tossing the sainthood around rather loosely, St. Sebastian, St. Irene. How come the maid didn't get it: St. Maid?

Posted by: BurtTC at February 04, 2025 09:46 AM (+RSLh)

73 Apparently Diocletian spearheaded the last great persecution of the Christians in the Empire. Too late, Dio baby, too late.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
*
No spears in the artwork-just arrows.
Posted by: Fact Checker at February 04, 2025


***
Yeah, but we don't say somebody "arrowheaded" an effort!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 04, 2025 09:47 AM (J2vNu)

74
Ibbida Ibbida Ibbida, That's All Folks

Sebastian's life was laying on the line
They counted seven arrows, maybe nine
Murmured St. Irene:
"It's the worst I've ever seen
The man looks rather like a porcupine!"

Posted by: muldoon at February 04, 2025 09:47 AM (/iMjX)

75 Tossing the sainthood around rather loosely, St. Sebastian, St. Irene. How come the maid didn't get it: St. Maid?
Posted by: BurtTC at February 04, 2025


***
St. Hazel, or St. Florence!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 04, 2025 09:48 AM (J2vNu)

76 So, for once we have a painting after the sniper has left.

Posted by: Bulg at February 04, 2025 09:49 AM (77rzZ)

77 What's with the armor in the lower right? Sebastian was in the Roman military when Diocletian attempted to have him killed?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 04, 2025 09:49 AM (J2vNu)

78 St. Hazel, or St. Florence!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


St. Alice

Posted by: Bulg at February 04, 2025 09:49 AM (77rzZ)

79 100 comment rule. [CBD]

Posted by: USAID Shut Down at February 04, 2025 09:50 AM (y7KuV)

80 Good morning morons!

It's Tummy Rub Tuesday! Go give a zerbert to those fuzzy furry bellies! You know how much they love love love it!

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 04, 2025 09:50 AM (mT+6a)

81 ...as an urchin is full of pricks...


Hey, enough about Biden's predilections now.

Posted by: haffhowershower at February 04, 2025 09:50 AM (NMT5x)

82 Sebastian has a pencil thin mustache.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at February 04, 2025 09:50 AM (4XwPj)

83 St. Hazel, or St. Florence!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 04, 2025 09:48 AM (J2vNu)

I might suggest St. Alice, but wasn't she banging St. Greg or St. Peter?

Posted by: BurtTC at February 04, 2025 09:51 AM (HcAMH)

84 Sebastian has a pencil thin mustache.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench)

The Boston Blackie kind?

Posted by: Bulg at February 04, 2025 09:51 AM (77rzZ)

85 Wikipedia calls Sebastian the patron saint of athletics, archery, and plagues. And also LGBTQ.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at February 04, 2025 09:51 AM (GD2xa)

86 Lesser known artist. Had a very short career and was a member of the Utrecht Caravaggisti. One of his paintings was owned by Maria Thins, Vermeer's mother-in-law.

Posted by: Tuna at February 04, 2025 09:52 AM (oaGWv)

87 82 Sebastian has a pencil thin mustache.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench


I was going to mention the porn stache but thought better of it. Now that you brought it up though, it is pretty gay.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 04, 2025 09:52 AM (mT+6a)

88 Dude, did you know you've got an arrow stuck in you... over here?

I'll wiggle it...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 04, 2025 09:52 AM (Q4IgG)

89 And just one criticism...

There isn't any blood. Dude was shot with arrows! There should be quite a lot of blood dropping from those wounds.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at February 04, 2025 09:53 AM (4XwPj)

90 Sebastian has a pencil thin mustache.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at February 04, 2025 09:50 AM (4XwPj)

The night is long, and filled with terrors.

I say again, the night is long, and filled with terrors.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 04, 2025 09:54 AM (HcAMH)

91 And just one criticism...

There isn't any blood. Dude was shot with arrows! There should be quite a lot of blood dropping from those wounds.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at February 04, 2025 09:53 AM (4XwPj)

It's a PG painting.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 04, 2025 09:55 AM (HcAMH)

92 The Boston Blackie kind?
Posted by: Bulg at February

Where is his two tone Ricky Ricardo jacket?
Does he have an autographed picture of Andy Devine?

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at February 04, 2025 09:55 AM (4XwPj)

93 Party at Diddy's!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Rex, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent Made Glorious Summer By This Son of [New] York at February 04, 2025 09:55 AM (L/fGl)

94 This is what happenSe Bastian when you name the Childlike Empress "JonBenet".

Posted by: Falkor at February 04, 2025 09:55 AM (AR19I)

95 " What's with the armor in the lower right? Sebastian was in the Roman military when Diocletian attempted to have him killed?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius"

It might have been a completely different story if he had been wearing it.

Posted by: fd at February 04, 2025 09:56 AM (vFG9F)

96 Those look like crossbow bolts.
Posted by: fd at February 04, 2025 09:39 AM


Let's not quarrel about details.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 04, 2025 09:57 AM (kgE5c)

97 Those look like crossbow bolts.
Posted by: fd at February 04, 2025 09:39 AM

Let's not quarrel about details.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

*golf clap*

Posted by: Bulg at February 04, 2025 09:58 AM (77rzZ)

98 It is pretty hard to create a boring insipid painting of a murder by arrows, but van Burburen has managed to accomplish that…

Posted by: tubal at February 04, 2025 09:59 AM (PCK5/)

99 99

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 04, 2025 09:59 AM (RIvkX)

100 There isn't any blood. Dude was shot with arrows! There should be quite a lot of blood dropping from those wounds.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at February 04, 2025 09:53 AM


See Comment 26, supra.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 04, 2025 09:59 AM (kgE5c)

101 Those look like crossbow bolts.
Posted by: fd at February 04, 2025 09:39 AM (vFG9F)


Maybe they're regular arrows but really deep.

Posted by: haffhowershower at February 04, 2025 09:59 AM (NMT5x)

102 "Sweden shooting horror leaves 'several dead': Terrifying moment people flee as shots ring out and students cower under their desks during gun rampage."

****

Unpossible. Gun-grabbers here say school shootings only occur in the U.S.

Posted by: one hour sober at February 04, 2025 09:59 AM (Y1sOo)

103 "Maybe they're regular arrows but really deep.
Posted by: haffhowershower "

Point blank range?

Posted by: fd at February 04, 2025 10:00 AM (vFG9F)

104 Arsen Ostrovsky 🎗️
@Ostrov_A
·
Follow
⚠️ GRAPHIC FOOTAGE.

There really is no depths to the cruelty of Hamas. Here they are in Gaza, shooting a blindfolded man in the public square.

Where is the outrage? Where is the UN? Where are the campus protests and human rights champions? Why is Amnesty & HRW silent?
6:24 AM · Feb 3, 2025
====

Because they don't care unless it makes the Israelis look bad.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 04, 2025 10:00 AM (RIvkX)

105 Those look like crossbow bolts.
Posted by: fd at February 04, 2025 09:39 AM (vFG9F)


Maybe they're regular arrows but really deep.
Posted by: haffhowershower


Then there should be a lot of blood.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at February 04, 2025 10:00 AM (4XwPj)

106 See Comment 26, supra.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState


Are you a lawyer?

Posted by: Bulg at February 04, 2025 10:00 AM (77rzZ)

107 I might suggest St. Alice, but wasn't she banging St. Greg or St. Peter?
Posted by: BurtTC at February 04, 2025 09:51 AM (HcAMH)


Sam the Butcher of the blessed meat.

Posted by: haffhowershower at February 04, 2025 10:02 AM (NMT5x)

108 See Comment 26, supra.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState


Are you a lawyer?
Posted by: Bulg at February 04, 2025 10:00 AM (77rzZ)

No, but he's commenting from a lawyer's lobby.

Posted by: BignJames at February 04, 2025 10:02 AM (Yj6Os)

109 Are you a lawyer?
Posted by: Bulg at February 04, 2025 10:00 AM


Like others here, I do practice the dark art.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 04, 2025 10:02 AM (kgE5c)

110 104 Because they don't care unless it makes the Israelis look bad.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 04, 2025 10:00 AM (RIvkX)

======

USAID pays Hamas to do it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 04, 2025 10:02 AM (GBKbO)

111 Left: OMG how dare Elon have access to personal info about fedgov workers. This is the most outrageous outage ever!!!

Also left: why of course I happily provide Google and Alexa and my iPhone and chatGPT every detail of my life. Why do you ask?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at February 04, 2025 10:03 AM (CINMl)

112 Like others here, I do practice the dark art.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Using "supra" gave it away.

Posted by: Bulg at February 04, 2025 10:03 AM (77rzZ)

113 No, but he's commenting from a lawyer's lobby.
Posted by: BignJames at February 04, 2025 10:02 AM


We would also have accepted "stayed at a Holiday Inn last night".

Posted by: The Judges at February 04, 2025 10:03 AM (kgE5c)

114 109 Are you a lawyer?
Posted by: Bulg at February 04, 2025 10:00 AM

Like others here, I do practice the dark art.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 04, 2025 10:02 AM (kgE5c)

I believe Leviticus forbade your profession, yes??? Something about stoning…

Posted by: tubal at February 04, 2025 10:04 AM (PCK5/)

115 82 Sebastian has a pencil thin mustache.

The Boston Blackie kind?

Posted by: Bensdad00 at February 04, 2025 10:04 AM (F/35S)

116 Are you a lawyer?
Posted by: Bulg

He did stay at a Holiday Inn Express.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at February 04, 2025 10:04 AM (CINMl)

117 Doc Muldoon's Frontier Medicine Quiz

In American western cinema, what is the preferred way to deal with an Indian arrow in the shoulder?

A. Brace your boot against the shoulder and pull it out with both hands.

B. Have the victim bite a leather strap while you push it on through and out the other side as he passes out from the pain.

C. Cut the arrow off on both the entry and exit sides and wrap the wound in torn strips off a woman''s petticoat-- there's always a woman nearby -- leaving the shaft in the shoulder so that Joe can stay in the fight until you can get to Doc Adams' place.

D. Say a cowboy prayer and dig a shallow grave during a lull in the fighting..

Posted by: muldoon at February 04, 2025 10:04 AM (/iMjX)

118 The Boston Blackie kind?
Posted by: Bulg at February

Where is his two tone Ricky Ricardo jacket?
Does he have an autographed picture of Andy Devine?
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at February 04, 2025 09:55 AM (4XwPj)


Underrated song. Adding that to the queue for a future ONT.

Posted by: Doof at February 04, 2025 10:05 AM (gEQYA)

119 Disgraced Ex-FBI Official Andrew McCabe Says FBI in “Utter Disarray” and Agents are Living in Fear as They Await Next Trump Purge

... I used to work in “one of those spinoffs from Lucent Technologies that starts with ’A’” where we had well over a dozen rounds of layoffs which ended with 4 out of every 5 employees gone.
Don’t tell me about “Utter Disarray” and Living in Fear.
What wimps.

Posted by: SMOD at February 04, 2025 10:06 AM (RHGPo)

120 Posted by: muldoon at February 04, 2025 10:04 AM (/iMjX)


E: suck the arrow out like you do with a snakebite.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at February 04, 2025 10:06 AM (DJPFk)

121 @117

A, B and C

Posted by: Tuna at February 04, 2025 10:06 AM (oaGWv)

122 120 Posted by: muldoon at February 04, 2025 10:04 AM (/iMjX)


E: suck the arrow out like you do with a snakebite.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at February 04, 2025 10:06 AM (DJPFk)

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What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Hot Iron at February 04, 2025 10:07 AM (LxER7)

123 Please no jokes about Hazel. Shirley Booth was one of only about 2 dozen actors to win the Triple Crown-Tony, Oscar, Emmy. That's more exclusive than mere sainthood.

Posted by: Saint Alphonso's Pancake Breakfast at February 04, 2025 10:07 AM (G5+As)

124 117 B, but cut a notch in the arrow so you can put gunpowder in it before pushing it through. Light gunpowder in fire and it will cauterize the wound.

Then wrap it with a woman's petticoat, just to be on the safe side.

Posted by: tankdemon at February 04, 2025 10:08 AM (FVLcK)

125 Doc Muldoon's Frontier Medicine Quiz

In American western cinema, what is the preferred way to deal with an Indian arrow in the shoulder?

Posted by: muldoon at February 04, 2025 10:04 AM (/iMjX)

Shouldn't any/all of the options include pouring a shot of whiskey on the wound, then the "medic" taking a swig himself?

Posted by: BurtTC at February 04, 2025 10:08 AM (qF6Lg)

126 Kennedy confirmation live:

https://youtu.be/-UrCKec3S3g

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 04, 2025 10:08 AM (Ti0Hb)

127 What am I, chopped liver?
Posted by: Hot Iron at February 04, 2025 10:07 AM

I know, right?

Posted by: Dirt waiting to be rubbed on at February 04, 2025 10:09 AM (Wnv9h)

128 125 Doc Muldoon's Frontier Medicine Quiz

In American western cinema, what is the preferred way to deal with an Indian arrow in the shoulder?

Posted by: muldoon at February 04, 2025 10:04 AM (/iMjX)

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Yeah, but what about Australian western cinema?

A. Use aboriginal magic to heal the wound.
B. Shoot the guy because there's no hope in the Outback.
C. Wait to be eaten by giant spider.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 04, 2025 10:09 AM (GBKbO)

129 117, whatever is done it must be performed in a way so the victim will be good as new with no apparent injury in the next episode/sequel.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at February 04, 2025 10:10 AM (YwyUt)

130 Emilia Perez update:

Fucking tedious. Shoot me with an arrow.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 04, 2025 10:10 AM (GBKbO)

131 D. Say a cowboy prayer and dig a shallow grave during a lull in the fighting..
Posted by: muldoon at February 04, 2025 10:04 AM (/iMjX)

/punchline

Doc says youre gonna die.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 04, 2025 10:11 AM (gbOdA)

132 Please no jokes about Hazel. Shirley Booth was one of only about 2 dozen actors to win the Triple Crown-Tony, Oscar, Emmy. That's more exclusive than mere sainthood.
Posted by: Saint Alphonso's Pancake Breakfast

She was also the voice of Mrs. Claus in The Year Without a Santa Claus.

Posted by: Bulg at February 04, 2025 10:11 AM (77rzZ)

133 130 Emilia Perez update:

Fucking tedious. Shoot me with an arrow.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 04, 2025 10:10 AM (GBKbO)

You actually watched this?? Are you masochitic, or what?

Posted by: tubal at February 04, 2025 10:11 AM (PCK5/)

134 Disgraced Ex-FBI Official Andrew McCabe Says FBI in “Utter Disarray” and Agents are Living in Fear as They Await Next Trump Purge

... I used to work in “one of those spinoffs from Lucent Technologies that starts with ’A’” where we had well over a dozen rounds of layoffs which ended with 4 out of every 5 employees gone.
Don’t tell me about “Utter Disarray” and Living in Fear.
What wimps.
Posted by: SMOD at February 04, 2025 10:06 AM (RHGPo)

All those J6 people who went home and waited for the Feebers to show up at their houses. All those people inside the Branch Davidian compound, Randy Weaver's family. And on and on and on.

The American Cheka deserves a little "living in fear."

Posted by: BurtTC at February 04, 2025 10:12 AM (qF6Lg)

135 133 You actually watched this?? Are you masochitic, or what?
Posted by: tubal at February 04, 2025 10:11 AM (PCK5/)

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40 minutes in.

Curiosity drove me.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 04, 2025 10:12 AM (GBKbO)

136 I fear every country and entity is going to knuckle under to Trump. I’m afraid he’ll always come out the hero. What dark arts does this guy possess that everybody is afraid of him?
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This is just amazing; they are getting so unhinged over there at DU.
I almost spit my coffee out reading that.

FFS, you mean, doing the right thing for America and Americans is a "dark art?"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 04, 2025 10:12 AM (qV1YP)

137 Underrated song. Adding that to the queue for a future ONT.
Posted by: Doof at February 04, 2025 10:05 AM (gEQYA)

They send you off to college
To gain a lil knowledge
But all ya want to do is learn how to score

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 04, 2025 10:12 AM (gbOdA)

138 You actually watched this?? Are you masochitic, or what?
Posted by: tubal


You DO know what his favorite movie is, don't you?

Posted by: Bulg at February 04, 2025 10:13 AM (77rzZ)

139 She was also the voice of Mrs. Claus in The Year Without a Santa Claus.

Posted by: Bulg at February 04, 2025 10:11 AM (77rzZ)

Mrs. C: "Santa is in bed. I'm afraid he has a bad cold."

Snow Miser: "He shoulda come to me - I'd have given him a GOOD one!"

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 04, 2025 10:13 AM (LxER7)

140 136 This is just amazing; they are getting so unhinged over there at DU.
I almost spit my coffee out reading that.

FFS, you mean, doing the right thing for America and Americans is a "dark art?"
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 04, 2025 10:12 AM (qV1YP)

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Open and shut legal cases that should have led to Trump being executed as a traitor just fell apart in the face of his dark magic!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 04, 2025 10:13 AM (GBKbO)

141 135 133 You actually watched this?? Are you masochitic, or what?
Posted by: tubal at February 04, 2025 10:11 AM (PCK5/)

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40 minutes in.

Curiosity drove me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 04, 2025 10:12 AM (GBKbO

You always have to look, don’t you Pippin?

Posted by: tubal at February 04, 2025 10:13 AM (PCK5/)

142 And only jazz musicians were smoking marijuana.

Posted by: Bulg at February 04, 2025 10:13 AM (77rzZ)

143 Schumer says Trump tariffs will increase price of Super Bowl party staples: 'It's going to affect your guac'

.. another poorly aged prediction from Chuck "The Schmuck" Schumer

Posted by: SMOD at February 04, 2025 10:13 AM (RHGPo)

144 138 You DO know what his favorite movie is, don't you?
Posted by: Bulg at February 04, 2025 10:13 AM (77rzZ)

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Come on, you can't hate The Passion of Joan of Arc that much, can you?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 04, 2025 10:14 AM (GBKbO)

145 40 minutes in.

Curiosity drove me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 04, 2025 10:12 AM (GBKbO)


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Is it streaming now?

Posted by: WitchDoktor at February 04, 2025 10:14 AM (jH5TK)

146 The relevant part starts at about 2:45 into the clip.

http://tiny.cc/rmu8001

Posted by: tankdemon at February 04, 2025 10:14 AM (FVLcK)

147 All those J6 people who went home and waited for the Feebers to show up at their houses. All those people inside the Branch Davidian compound, Randy Weaver's family. And on and on and on.

The American Cheka deserves a little "living in fear."
Posted by: BurtTC

Sadly, all they have to fear is loss of a job. Kinda like those 10k pipeline workers on day one.

Learn to choad, fibbies.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2025 10:14 AM (VVexz)

148 Yes. Wyden opening his hole.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 04, 2025 10:14 AM (Ti0Hb)

149 145 Is it streaming now?
Posted by: WitchDoktor at February 04, 2025 10:14 AM (jH5TK)

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Netflix bought the rights last year. They're driving for Oscars like they have for the past 6 years or so.

They obviously spent a lot to campaign for it. Netflix has been the complete laughing stock at the Oscars for streaming services ever since it started trying. Roma struck out. The Irishman struck out. This is going to strike out.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 04, 2025 10:15 AM (GBKbO)

150 There used to be a sock here, something like “Hajji the Muslim Stand-up Comic”, anyone remember him?

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at February 04, 2025 10:15 AM (AXcg2)

151 God will not destroy DC if he can find 8 righteous men…

Posted by: tubal at February 04, 2025 10:15 AM (PCK5/)

152
The saint is wearing a onsie. Surprised nobody noticed.

Posted by: Auspex at February 04, 2025 10:16 AM (j4U/Z)

153 Yes. Wyden opening his hole.
Posted by: Biden's Dog

Opening it wyde?

Posted by: Bulg at February 04, 2025 10:16 AM (77rzZ)

154 Schumer says Trump tariffs will increase price of Super Bowl party staples: 'It's going to affect your guac'



Tariff war with California?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2025 10:16 AM (VVexz)

155 E: suck the arrow out like you do with a snakebite.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at February 04, 2025 10:06 AM (DJPFk)


Doc says you're gonna die. -- just the punchline

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 04, 2025 10:16 AM (ExV1e)

156 154 Schumer says Trump tariffs will increase price of Super Bowl party staples: 'It's going to affect your guac'



Tariff war with California?
Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2025 10:16 AM (VVexz)

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How many chicken wings do we import each year?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 04, 2025 10:16 AM (GBKbO)

157 Emilia Perez update:

Fucking tedious. Shoot me with an arrow.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 04, 2025 10:10 AM


It's no Prometheus.

Posted by: Mark Rothko at February 04, 2025 10:17 AM (a3Q+t)

158 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 04, 2025 10:15 AM (GBKbO)

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Clearly a suitable follow up to The Fighting Post Office of WWII.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at February 04, 2025 10:17 AM (Zwbe8)

159 "Get him to da choppah!"

Posted by: Arnie at February 04, 2025 10:17 AM (LPS7w)

160 What am I, chopped liver?
Posted by: Hot Iron at February 04, 2025 10:07 AM

I know, right?
Posted by: Dirt waiting to be rubbed on at February 04, 2025 10:09 AM (Wnv9h)

Don't forget me!

Posted by: Warm Gin with a Human Hair. at February 04, 2025 10:17 AM (lCppi)

161 fear every country and entity is going to knuckle under to Trump. I’m afraid he’ll always come out the hero. What dark arts does this guy possess that everybody is afraid of him?
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To quote a certain Moron, "Kneel".

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 04, 2025 10:17 AM (Wnv9h)

162 Open and shut legal cases that should have led to Trump being executed as a traitor just fell apart in the face of his dark magic!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Not one second behind bars or one dime in fines.
Incompetency or dark arts? You decide.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2025 10:18 AM (VVexz)

163 Netflix bought the rights last year. They're driving for Oscars like they have for the past 6 years or so.

They obviously spent a lot to campaign for it. Netflix has been the complete laughing stock at the Oscars for streaming services ever since it started trying. Roma struck out. The Irishman struck out. This is going to strike out.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 04, 2025 10:15 AM (GBKbO)

Ok, dumb question, if you were going to get one streaming service, not Netflix, not Prime, which one would you get?

Posted by: BurtTC at February 04, 2025 10:19 AM (qF6Lg)

164 161 fear every country and entity is going to knuckle under to Trump. I’m afraid he’ll always come out the hero. What dark arts does this guy possess that everybody is afraid of him?
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To quote a certain Moron, "Kneel".
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 04, 2025 10:17 AM (Wnv9h)

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Ya know, "Trump is ZOD" is a plausible theory.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 04, 2025 10:19 AM (LxER7)

165 ... I used to work in “one of those spinoffs from Lucent Technologies that starts with ’A’” where we had well over a dozen rounds of layoffs which ended with 4 out of every 5 employees gone.
Don’t tell me about “Utter Disarray” and Living in Fear.
What wimps.
Posted by: SMOD at February 04, 2025


***
I remember the Lucent radio spots of the late '70s and early '80s. The earlier ones always featured someone typing on a typewriter, with the bell ringing as the typist worked the carriage return. Sometime in about 1981, though, the sound effect became a computer keyboard.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 04, 2025 10:19 AM (J2vNu)

166 162 Open and shut legal cases that should have led to Trump being executed as a traitor just fell apart in the face of his dark magic!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Not one second behind bars or one dime in fines.
Incompetency or dark arts? You decide.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2025 10:18 AM (VVexz)

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"Stupid Christians believe in their flying spaghetti monster. Also, Trump is defended by dark magic."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 04, 2025 10:19 AM (GBKbO)

167 God will not destroy DC if he can find 8 righteous men…
Posted by: tubal


UHaul just ran out of trucks.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2025 10:19 AM (VVexz)

168 154 Schumer says Trump tariffs will increase price of Super Bowl party staples: 'It's going to affect your guac'

Every 3rd grader should be able to handle this: Take an avocado. Remove the seed. Put it in water supported by a toothpick. Wait. Voila! Avocado Tree! Plus no more trade war!

Posted by: Warm Gin with a Human Hair. at February 04, 2025 10:19 AM (lCppi)

169 Its alien covenant worthy though

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at February 04, 2025 10:19 AM (dJR17)

170 The saint is wearing a onsie. Surprised nobody noticed.
Posted by: Auspex at February 04, 2025 10:16 AM (j4U/Z)
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I'm on it!

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at February 04, 2025 10:19 AM (G0vdT)

171 How many chicken wings do we import each year?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 04, 2025 10:16 AM (GBKbO)

Don't they all come from Buffalo?

Posted by: BurtTC at February 04, 2025 10:20 AM (qF6Lg)

172 God will not destroy DC if he can find 8 righteous men…

Posted by: tubal


They're all working for Trump, so I don't know how that works out.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at February 04, 2025 10:20 AM (OUMaO)

173 I'm AppleTV+ mainly because I like Silo, but signed on for Ted Lasso.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at February 04, 2025 10:20 AM (Zwbe8)

174 Those archers shooting at Sebastian were trying to make 'fletch' happen.

Posted by: muldoon at February 04, 2025 10:20 AM (/iMjX)

175 151 God will not destroy DC if he can find 8 righteous men…
Posted by: tubal at February 04, 2025 10:15 AM (PCK5/)

We should all pray that he at least spares the architecture and memorials/monuments.

Posted by: tankdemon at February 04, 2025 10:20 AM (FVLcK)

176 Importing most of our avocados from Mexico never did anything to lower prices. The prices have gone up every year for the past 7-8 years or so. Watsonville, CA used to tout itself as the avocado capital of the world, what happened?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at February 04, 2025 10:20 AM (LPS7w)

177 Fantastic 4 teaser finally dropped. Actually enjoy the vibe it sets. But Disney Marvel has lost any benefit of the doubt they had before 2020.

https://tinyurl.com/4ayu5cwh

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 04, 2025 10:21 AM (MGB5H)

178 163 Ok, dumb question, if you were going to get one streaming service, not Netflix, not Prime, which one would you get?
Posted by: BurtTC at February 04, 2025 10:19 AM (qF6Lg)

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One of the free ones like Tubi. Ad supported, but lots of content.

Outside of that, probably Criterion because it's a curated list of interesting films. Mubi for those more interested in expanding in weird directions.

Shudder for horror fans.

AppleTV+ is just too limited in terms of their content. They're spending big, but the selection is still kind of small. Get a free trial (I think there's still a 3 month offer showing on my Roku homescreen now).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 04, 2025 10:21 AM (GBKbO)

179 Open and shut legal cases that should have led to Trump being executed as a traitor just fell apart in the face of his dark magic!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


DU concurs, and not just for Trump:

"I've long been opposed to the death penalty, but I've always felt there might be exceptions.

I think most people here are too aware of the vagaries of the American Way of Justice to need the dangers of the DP expounded again. But when a crime results not just in the death of individuals, but the death of freedom and democracy -- or even places it at severe risk -- I think the DP is not just appropriate, but dictated by practical common sense. Anyone who tries to overthrow the gov't against the will of a majority of the people, and fails, is only going to try again if they have the opportunity to do so. Imprisonment is not certain enough. When Musk is brought to trial, I will consider it a miscarriage of justice if he is not executed. The same for Turnip."

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 04, 2025 10:21 AM (a3Q+t)

180 Ok, dumb question, if you were going to get one streaming service, not Netflix, not Prime, which one would you get?
Posted by: BurtTC at February 04, 2025 10:19 AM (qF6Lg)

Is Apple TV a streaming service? We use it frequently. Turner Classic Movies (TCM) and Peacock have lots of good (old) stuff.

Posted by: LASue at February 04, 2025 10:21 AM (lCppi)

181 AppleTV+ : forgot to mention Severance. That's damned fine TV.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at February 04, 2025 10:22 AM (Zwbe8)

182 How many chicken wings do we import each year?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 04, 2025 10:16 AM (GBKbO)

Don't they all come from Buffalo?
Posted by: BurtTC


No. White man kill all Tatanka.
Posted by: Fake Italian Indian

Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2025 10:22 AM (VVexz)

183 Ok, dumb question, if you were going to get one streaming service, not Netflix, not Prime, which one would you get?
Posted by: BurtTC at February 04, 2025 10:19 AM (qF6Lg)

Max has the best library. Peacock for tv shows

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 04, 2025 10:22 AM (MGB5H)

184 Come on, you can't hate The Passion of Joan of Arc that much, can you?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 04, 2025 10:14 AM (GBKbO)

"The Passion of Joan of Arc" is your favorite movie? I'm impressed.

Posted by: mrp at February 04, 2025 10:22 AM (rj6Yv)

185 181 AppleTV+ : forgot to mention Severance. That's damned fine TV.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at February 04, 2025 10:22 AM (Zwbe

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Yeah, that's why I got the free trial.

My mother wouldn't shut up about it, so I decided to try.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 04, 2025 10:22 AM (GBKbO)

186 SOck off

Posted by: WisRich at February 04, 2025 10:22 AM (G0vdT)

187 How come the maid didn't get it: St. Maid?

*********

Irene removed the arrowhead, the maid got the shaft.

Posted by: muldoon at February 04, 2025 10:22 AM (/iMjX)

188 Please no jokes about Hazel. Shirley Booth was one of only about 2 dozen actors to win the Triple Crown-Tony, Oscar, Emmy. That's more exclusive than mere sainthood.
Posted by: Saint Alphonso's Pancake Breakfast at February 04, 2025 10:07 AM (G5+As)


Oh, I bet she was talented. I woulda banged her harder than Khrushchev's shoe.

Posted by: haffhowershower at February 04, 2025 10:22 AM (NMT5x)

189 Jack the Ripper's murder spree claimed the lives of countless women A researcher has claimed to have definitively identified Jack the Ripper through DNA evidence, sparking calls for an official inquest into the infamous murders. Russell Edwards says he has obtained a "100 per cent DNA match" linking the killer to Aaron Kosminski, a Polish barber who emigrated to London. "It's very difficult to put into words the elation I felt when I saw the 100 per cent DNA match," Edwards said. "This brings closure and it's a form of justice for the descendants," he added.

.. at least we know that Aaron Kosminski is more likely Jack the Ripper than Liz Warren is an American Indian.

Posted by: SMOD at February 04, 2025 10:22 AM (RHGPo)

190 Is Apple TV a streaming service? We use it frequently. Turner Classic Movies (TCM) and Peacock have lots of good (old) stuff.
Posted by: LASue at February 04, 2025 10:21 AM (lCppi)


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It has its own content but also a pretty decent store to buy/rent things too.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at February 04, 2025 10:23 AM (Zwbe8)

191 Miss me yet?

Posted by: Blockbuster at February 04, 2025 10:23 AM (a3Q+t)

192 Is Apple TV a streaming service? We use it frequently. Turner Classic Movies (TCM) and Peacock have lots of good (old) stuff.
Posted by: LASue at February 04, 2025 10:21 AM (lCppi)

Apple TV+ is and they a lot of high quality stuff; mythic quest, shrinking, slow horses, silo, luck. They are just shit at marketing

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 04, 2025 10:23 AM (MGB5H)

193 184 Come on, you can't hate The Passion of Joan of Arc that much, can you?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 04, 2025 10:14 AM (GBKbO)

"The Passion of Joan of Arc" is your favorite movie? I'm impressed.
Posted by: mrp at February 04, 2025 10:22 AM (rj6Yv)

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It hits me in the feels.

Really, I came up with a Top 10 when I was 20 years old. I'll never change it, but if I were to come up with a Top 10 now, it'd probably be different.

And defaulting to The Passion of Joan of Arc when posed with the question became easier than listing all 10. It'd likely be the top of that Top 10 if I were to rank them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 04, 2025 10:24 AM (GBKbO)

194
When's the EO establishing a National Womb Registry? I was promised!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 04, 2025 10:24 AM (JutBk)

195 One of the free ones like Tubi. Ad supported, but lots of content.

Outside of that, probably Criterion because it's a curated list of interesting films. Mubi for those more interested in expanding in weird directions.

Shudder for horror fans.

AppleTV+ is just too limited in terms of their content. They're spending big, but the selection is still kind of small. Get a free trial (I think there's still a 3 month offer showing on my Roku homescreen now).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 04, 2025 10:21 AM (GBKbO)

I'm absolutely not going to watch ads. Guess I can go the free trial way for this one or that one, see which one fits.

I got Netflix for the ex, kept it for the boy. Now it's just me.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 04, 2025 10:24 AM (qF6Lg)

196 Irene removed the arrowhead, the maid got the shaft.
Posted by: muldoon at February 04, 2025 10:22 AM


Next up: muldoon's nock-nock joke.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 04, 2025 10:24 AM (a3Q+t)

197 "Stupid Christians believe in their flying spaghetti monster. Also, Trump is defended by dark magic."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 04, 2025 10:19 AM (GBKbO)
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Didn't a bunch of witches try casting spells at President Trump only to announce that he's "protected" by counterspells?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 04, 2025 10:25 AM (7fElN)

198 Posted by: BruceWayne at February 04, 2025 10:23 AM (MGB5H)

Slow Horses! Love Gary Oldman in that role!

"Can we make this quick, I have to take a giant shit and read a book."

I was also fond of Bad Monkey. Sugar was also good.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at February 04, 2025 10:25 AM (Zwbe8)

199 I thought the painting was a Caravaggio until I looked at the title and painter's name.

Caravaggio was a murderer, and got away with it.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at February 04, 2025 10:25 AM (KiBMU)

200 192 Is Apple TV a streaming service? We use it frequently. Turner Classic Movies (TCM) and Peacock have lots of good (old) stuff.
Posted by: LASue at February 04, 2025 10:21 AM (lCppi)

Apple TV+ is and they a lot of high quality stuff; mythic quest, shrinking, slow horses, silo, luck. They are just shit at marketing
Posted by: BruceWayne at February 04, 2025 10:23 AM (MGB5H)
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Their "Napoleon" movie starring Joaquin Phoenix was crap though.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at February 04, 2025 10:26 AM (LPS7w)

201
"I've long been opposed to the death penalty, but I've always felt there might be exceptions."

_________

Yeah, all that the-death-penalty-is-barbaric cant is just that.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 04, 2025 10:26 AM (JutBk)

202 Their "Napoleon" movie starring Joaquin Phoenix was crap though.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at February 04, 2025 10:26 AM (LPS7w)

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Way too long and had a stupid focus on his girlfriend

Posted by: WitchDoktor at February 04, 2025 10:26 AM (Zwbe8)

203 I was also fond of Bad Monkey. Sugar was also good.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at February 04, 2025 10:25 AM (Zwbe


LOVED bad monkey noir set in the keys and Vince Vaughan doin Vince Vaughan things.

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 04, 2025 10:26 AM (MGB5H)

204 I got Netflix for the ex, kept it for the boy. Now it's just me.
Posted by: BurtTC


I know you asked about non-Amazon Prime, but with them comes a bunch of free stuff. Tubi, Peacock, FreeVee, Fawsome (tons of old westerns)

Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2025 10:27 AM (VVexz)

205 Congrats, RFKJ!!!!!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 04, 2025 10:27 AM (Ti0Hb)

206 Way too long and had a stupid focus on his girlfriend
Posted by: WitchDoktor at February 04, 2025 10:26 AM (Zwbe

Vanessa Kirby is an absolute 1 though. So she has that goin for her, which is nice.

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 04, 2025 10:27 AM (MGB5H)

207 Fantastic 4 teaser finally dropped. Actually enjoy the vibe it sets. But Disney Marvel has lost any benefit of the doubt they had before 2020.

https://tinyurl.com/4ayu5cwh
Posted by: BruceWayne at February 04, 2025 10:21 AM (MGB5H)


It is an iron law of the universe that any Fantastic Four movie will suck.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 04, 2025 10:27 AM (ExV1e)

208 RFK Jr committee approved.

Posted by: WisRich at February 04, 2025 10:28 AM (G0vdT)

209 Caravaggio was a murderer, and got away with it.
Posted by: Mr Gaga


Pfft. Piker.
-- Zombie Aaron Kosminski

Posted by: Bulg at February 04, 2025 10:28 AM (77rzZ)

210 I don't consider this a dark painting but rather utilizing the black background to highlight the main subject. I like this technique which is used mainly in still life paintings.

Posted by: sebastian Melmoth at February 04, 2025 10:28 AM (IOGah)

211 @204 don't forget Pluto!

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at February 04, 2025 10:28 AM (LPS7w)

212 You'd think the Senate would be eager to get Bondi confirmed if for no other reason than to start that 120 day freeze on fucking over the useless and treasonous with the DOJ.
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Oh?

Is that another of the civil service laws where Congress violated the Constitution and thinks it can tell the Executive how to run the Executive Branch?

Cause, uh, Trump is doing all he can to badger one of those useless bureaucratic ticks into suing.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 04, 2025 10:29 AM (qV1YP)

213 208 RFK Jr committee approved.
Posted by: WisRich at February 04, 2025 10:28 AM (G0vdT)

Then floor vote ?

Posted by: It's me donna at February 04, 2025 10:29 AM (VE6XX)

214 Congrats, RFKJ!!!!!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 04, 2025 10:27 AM (Ti0Hb)


Voted out of committee or just made them look like idiots again?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 04, 2025 10:30 AM (ExV1e)

215 213 208 RFK Jr committee approved.
Posted by: WisRich at February 04, 2025 10:28 AM (G0vdT)

Then floor vote ?
Posted by: It's me donna at February 04, 2025 10:29 AM (VE6XX)

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Floor debate. Cloture vote. 30 hours. Floor vote. Probably a few days until it's over.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 04, 2025 10:30 AM (GBKbO)

216
Floor debate. Cloture vote. 30 hours. Floor vote. Probably a few days until it's over.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 04, 2025 10:30 AM (GBKbO)


Thanks.. What about Bondi and Tulsi ?

Posted by: It's me donna at February 04, 2025 10:31 AM (VE6XX)

217 "I've long been opposed to the death penalty, but I've always felt there might be exceptions."

_________

Yeah, all that the-death-penalty-is-barbaric cant is just that.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 04, 2025 10:26 AM (JutBk)


There are at least 800 people in prison right now for homocide that were previously in prison for homocide.

Posted by: sebastian Melmoth at February 04, 2025 10:31 AM (IOGah)

218 The Boston Blackie kind?
Posted by: Bulg at February

Where is his two tone Ricky Ricardo jacket?
Does he have an autographed picture of Andy Devine?
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at February 04, 2025 09:55 AM (4XwPj)

Underrated song. Adding that to the queue for a future ONT.
Posted by: Doof at February 04, 2025 10:05 AM (gEQYA)


That's one of the very few Buffett songs I like.

Trivia for the next time you watch It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World: Andy Devine is the sheriff that Captain Culpepper talks to on the telephone to keep track of the various people racing to the Big W. His assistant (who has no lines in the film) is legendary funny man Stan Freberg.

https://tinyurl.com/ymut3a8h

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at February 04, 2025 10:31 AM (Q0kLU)

219 216 Thanks.. What about Bondi and Tulsi ?
Posted by: It's me donna at February 04, 2025 10:31 AM (VE6XX)

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I think their committee votes are today, too.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 04, 2025 10:31 AM (GBKbO)

220 213 208 RFK Jr committee approved.
Posted by: WisRich at February 04, 2025 10:28 AM (G0vdT)

Then floor vote ?
Posted by: It's me donna at February 04, 202
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Yep, which will be (checks Thune's "No more work weekends" calendar) sometime after thanksgiving.

Posted by: WisRich at February 04, 2025 10:32 AM (G0vdT)

221 https://www.fawesome.tv/home/

Tons of movies.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2025 10:32 AM (VVexz)

222
I think their committee votes are today, too.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 04, 2025 10:31 AM (GBKbO)

Good

Posted by: It's me donna at February 04, 2025 10:32 AM (VE6XX)

223 Nic spelling correction

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 04, 2025 10:32 AM (IOGah)

224 Thanks.. What about Bondi and Tulsi ?
Posted by: It's me donna at February 04, 2025 10:31 AM (VE6XX)

Bondingot out of committee last week. Tulsi committe vote yet to happen

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 04, 2025 10:32 AM (MGB5H)

225 It's funny. Elon gets access to the USAID files and suddenly, the folks opposing the cabinet confirmations change their minds.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 04, 2025 10:32 AM (EV2jz)

226 >>if you were going to get one streaming service, not Netflix, not Prime, which one would you get?
Posted by: BurtTC at February 04, 2025 10:19 AM (qF6Lg)

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Over the past several years, between me and my kids, we've had Netflix, Prime, Disney+, HBOMax, Hulu and Paramount+. Wow, that seems like a lot after typing them out. But we didn't have all of them all at the same time.

I thought HBOMax (or whatever it was called) had a lot of good movies. I really liked Hulu, plus it has the Alien franchise. Right now I've only got Paramount+. Between that and Tubi and other freebies, I can usually find something decent enough to watch.

Well, those plus my $5 Walmart DVDs (I just buy the classics when I find them, or something that I like enough to actually own a hard copy).

Posted by: haffhowershower at February 04, 2025 10:33 AM (NMT5x)

227 225 It's funny. Elon gets access to the USAID files and suddenly, the folks opposing the cabinet confirmations change their minds.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 04, 2025 10:32 AM (EV2jz)

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Graham flipped hard when it came out that he's president of a foundation where he's pulling million dollar a year salaries while directly funded by USAID.

Trump is pulling the chain. Hard.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 04, 2025 10:33 AM (GBKbO)

228 just learned David Hogg elected the Vice Chair of the DNC.

More proof the Dems are insane commies.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 04, 2025 10:34 AM (IOGah)

229 I know you asked about non-Amazon Prime, but with them comes a bunch of free stuff. Tubi, Peacock, FreeVee, Fawsome (tons of old westerns)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2025 10:27 AM (VVexz)

I'm really not looking for a bunch of old stuff, and I absolutely refuse to watch ads.

I'd prefer a service with an extensive movie library, both recent and not so recent.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 04, 2025 10:34 AM (KBAIt)

230 Trivia for the next time you watch It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

Andy Devine and Walter Brennan both got their distinctive voices from accidents.

Claude Rains got his as a result of being gassed in WWI.

Posted by: Bulg at February 04, 2025 10:34 AM (77rzZ)

231 And I guess I wasn't the only person that called Senator Moran on his questioning of Tulsi. From his newsletter:

On Thursday morning, Tulsi Gabbard, nominee to be Director of National Intelligence, testified before the Senate Intelligence Committee. Ms. Gabbard is a patriot who continues to serve our nation honorably in uniform. I questioned her on how she views the threat posed by Russia, the importance of aligning intelligence priorities with President Trump’s national security goals, and the necessity of making certain intelligence provided to policymakers is free of bias. The Intelligence Community requires strong, capable leadership to meet the significant challenges America must face in the coming years.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 04, 2025 10:34 AM (EV2jz)

232 When Musk is brought to trial, I will consider it a miscarriage of justice if he is not executed. The same for Turnip."

That's a very dark road you're deciding to go down, DUmmy. I'd think long and hard and be utterly sure you never lose power again, because ordinary Americans have had enough of your shit.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at February 04, 2025 10:34 AM (Q0kLU)

233 225 It's funny. Elon gets access to the USAID files and suddenly, the folks opposing the cabinet confirmations change their minds.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 04, 2025 10:32 AM (EV2jz)
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I mean, WOW, did that USAID thing strike an atomic nerve.

Posted by: WisRich at February 04, 2025 10:34 AM (G0vdT)

234 229 I'd prefer a service with an extensive movie library, both recent and not so recent.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 04, 2025 10:34 AM (KBAIt)

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Max might be good for that.

They have WB's library and the TCM library.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 04, 2025 10:34 AM (GBKbO)

235 I'd prefer a service with an extensive movie library, both recent and not so recent.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 04, 2025 10:34 AM (KBAIt)

Max is your huckleberry then.

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 04, 2025 10:35 AM (MGB5H)

236
If nothing else, if Trump lifts the curtain on just where our tax dollars go, he will go down as one of America's greatest presidents.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 04, 2025 10:35 AM (JutBk)

237 Irene removed the arrowhead, the maid got the shaft.
Posted by: muldoon at February 04, 2025 10:22 AM

Next up: muldoon's nock-nock joke.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 04, 2025 10:24 AM


*golf clap*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 04, 2025 10:35 AM (Wnv9h)

238 Fantastic 4 teaser finally dropped. Actually enjoy the vibe it sets. But Disney Marvel has lost any benefit of the doubt they had before 2020.

https://tinyurl.com/4ayu5cwh
Posted by: BruceWayne

Definitely a different look than standard superhero movie.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Rex, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent Made Glorious Summer By This Son of [New] York at February 04, 2025 10:35 AM (L/fGl)

239 233 I mean, WOW, did that USAID thing strike an atomic nerve.
Posted by: WisRich at February 04, 2025 10:34 AM (G0vdT)

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The Democrat Party (well, the uniparty in general, so plenty of GOPe) decided about a decade ago to replace voters with money.

They were going to centrally control everything with cash.

It's not working.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 04, 2025 10:36 AM (GBKbO)

240 Andy Devine and Walter Brennan both got their distinctive voices from accidents.

Claude Rains got his as a result of being gassed in WWI.
Posted by: Bulg at February 04, 2025 10:34 AM (77rzZ)

I thought Brennan got gassed, too.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 04, 2025 10:36 AM (LxER7)

241 I thought Brennan got gassed, too.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher

Could be. I know that Rains was, but not sure about Brennan.

Posted by: Bulg at February 04, 2025 10:37 AM (77rzZ)

242 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Snow on the ground. Can I go back to bed?
Goes looking for coffee first.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 04, 2025 10:37 AM (W/lyH)

243 Over the past several years, between me and my kids, we've had Netflix, Prime, Disney+, HBOMax, Hulu and Paramount+. Wow, that seems like a lot after typing them out. But we didn't have all of them all at the same time.

I thought HBOMax (or whatever it was called) had a lot of good movies. I really liked Hulu, plus it has the Alien franchise. Right now I've only got Paramount+. Between that and Tubi and other freebies, I can usually find something decent enough to watch.

Well, those plus my $5 Walmart DVDs (I just buy the classics when I find them, or something that I like enough to actually own a hard copy).
Posted by: haffhowershower at February 04, 2025 10:33 AM (NMT5x)

That's a good list, thanks. I think I'll start by sampling one at a time. I really want to have just one.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 04, 2025 10:37 AM (KBAIt)

244 Elon said that they found the most resistance to Trump's new orders coming from USAID, so that's why they started there. They still have employees trying to prevent access.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 04, 2025 10:37 AM (EV2jz)

245 I'm not paying for TV anymore. Roku, Xumo, Tubi, Vizio, etc are all free and they have more than I could ever watch.


That said if you want a pay for streaming service for sports, Fubo is the best one.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 04, 2025 10:37 AM (IOGah)

246 .. at least we know that Aaron Kosminski is more likely Jack the Ripper than Liz Warren is an American Indian.
Posted by: SMOD at February 04, 2025 10:22 AM (RHGPo)


The Ripper didn't kill 'countless' women. At the least, five. At the most, six or seven. And even that number ius suspect, depending on whether they were all murdered by the same man.

As far as Kosminski, he's been a top suspect since Paul Begg put him forward in his 1988 book Jack the Ripper: The Uncensored Facts, so the ID isn't new. And if the DNA match is presented as coming from the so-called "Eddowes shawl," I'd be very, very leery of basing my identification on that, for reasons too long to go into here.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at February 04, 2025 10:38 AM (Q0kLU)

247
The remarkable thing about Trump is that he's the first president in a century whose primary focus is domestic affairs.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 04, 2025 10:38 AM (JutBk)

248 Max might be good for that.

They have WB's library and the TCM library.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 04, 2025 10:34 AM (GBKbO)

Max is your huckleberry then.
Posted by: BruceWayne at February 04, 2025 10:35 AM (MGB5H)

Sounds like that's where I should start, thanks!

Posted by: BurtTC at February 04, 2025 10:38 AM (KBAIt)

249 So now it's a streaming thread.

Posted by: Bulg at February 04, 2025 10:38 AM (77rzZ)

250 243 That's a good list, thanks. I think I'll start by sampling one at a time. I really want to have just one.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 04, 2025 10:37 AM (KBAIt)

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If you want to "keep up" you'll be cycling through services.

If you just want a library to entertain yourself, I might suggest a physical collection.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 04, 2025 10:38 AM (GBKbO)

251 Pretty sure I saw that outfit worn by some celeb at the grammies

Posted by: 18-1 at February 04, 2025 10:38 AM (t0Rmr)

252 143 Schumer says Trump tariffs will increase price of Super Bowl party staples: 'It's going to affect your guac'

.. another poorly aged prediction from Chuck "The Schmuck" Schumer
Posted by: SMOD at February 04, 2025 10:13 AM (RHGPo)

I did some research
Beer from Mexico is $5 B. US Craft beer is a $30 B market. Beer in US is a $130 B market.
It aint no big thang

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 04, 2025 10:38 AM (gbOdA)

253 "The Passion of Joan of Arc" is your favorite movie? I'm impressed.
Posted by: mrp at February 04, 2025 10:22 AM (rj6Yv)

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It hits me in the feels.

Really, I came up with a Top 10 when I was 20 years old. I'll never change it, but if I were to come up with a Top 10 now, it'd probably be different.

And defaulting to The Passion of Joan of Arc when posed with the question became easier than listing all 10. It'd likely be the top of that Top 10 if I were to rank them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 04, 2025 10:24 AM (GBKbO)


Today happens to be Carl Theodore Dreyer's birthday.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at February 04, 2025 10:38 AM (Q0kLU)

254 just learned David Hogg elected the Vice Chair of the DNC.

More proof the Dems are insane commies.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 04, 2025 10:34 AM (IOGah)

Did they elect the "singing" (!) "doctor"? Ohh pleez oh pleeze!

Posted by: LASue at February 04, 2025 10:38 AM (lCppi)

255 That's a good list, thanks. I think I'll start by sampling one at a time. I really want to have just one.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 04, 2025 10:37 AM (KBAIt)

You can always have one for awhile knock out what you want cancel and go to a diff one. It's the best way to watch the few decent things on Netflix now that it's almost 30$ a month.

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 04, 2025 10:38 AM (MGB5H)

256 He was just joshing.

Mollie@MZHemingway
New Jersey governor claimed he was harboring an illegal immigrant and dared feds to do anything about it. Later says he is not harboring an illegal immigrant. Weird.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Rex, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent Made Glorious Summer By This Son of [New] York at February 04, 2025 10:38 AM (L/fGl)

257 Per Wiki:

While working as a bank clerk, [Brennan] enlisted in the U.S. Army and served as a private with the 101st Field Artillery Regiment in France for two years[5] during World War I.[2][6] "While there, he suffered an injury to his vocal cords from exposure to mustard gas that left him with his screen trademark: a distinctively reedy, high-pitched voice that became a favorite for celebrity impersonators for decades."[7]

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 04, 2025 10:38 AM (LxER7)

258 I would not be surprised if Bondi's slow-walking is from the Trump side, and on purpose. Something about a newly approved appointee can't fire anyone for 90 days or something.

The "acting" AG can fire people all he wants.

Make the Dems pay for obstruction.

Posted by: blaster at February 04, 2025 10:39 AM (xhfG9)

259 253 Today happens to be Carl Theodore Dreyer's birthday.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at February 04, 2025 10:38 AM (Q0kLU)

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I did not know that!

Happy birthday King of Danish cinema!

Should I crush my soul by watching Ordet again?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 04, 2025 10:39 AM (GBKbO)

260 There are at least 800 people in prison right now for homocide that were previously in prison for homocide.
Posted by: sebastian Melmoth at February 04, 2025 10:31 AM (IOGah)
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Homocide = murdering your fabulous sense of style

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 04, 2025 10:39 AM (RIvkX)

261 They are remaking the Fantastic 4 for the 44th time.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 04, 2025 10:40 AM (gbOdA)

262 " When Musk is brought to trial, I will consider it a miscarriage of justice if he is not executed. The same for Turnip."


There's some mean girls over there.

Posted by: BignJames at February 04, 2025 10:40 AM (Yj6Os)

263 New Jersey governor claimed he was harboring an illegal immigrant and dared feds to do anything about it. Later says he is not harboring an illegal immigrant. Weird.

I told her things weren't working out any more and let her out of the sex dungeon.

Posted by: Gov Murphy at February 04, 2025 10:40 AM (t0Rmr)

264 Mollie@MZHemingway
New Jersey governor claimed he was harboring an illegal immigrant and dared feds to do anything about it. Later says he is not harboring an illegal immigrant. Weird.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Rex, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent Made Glorious Summer By This Son of [New] York at February 04, 2025 10:38 AM (L/fGl)
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Let the ICE take a look. Just to be suresies.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 04, 2025 10:40 AM (RIvkX)

265 Should I crush my soul by watching Ordet again?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 04, 2025 10:39 AM (GBKbO)

That is a punishing watch. But fantastic at the same time.

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 04, 2025 10:40 AM (MGB5H)

266 I did some research
Beer from Mexico is $5 B. US Craft beer is a $30 B market. Beer in US is a $130 B market.
It aint no big thang
Posted by: rhennigantx


Dos Equis, Tecate & Corona. That's it.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2025 10:41 AM (VVexz)

267 Slow Horses! Love Gary Oldman in that role!

"Can we make this quick, I have to take a giant shit and read a book."

I was also fond of Bad Monkey. Sugar was also good.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at February 04, 2025 10:25 AM (Zwbe


Tried watching that. Was recommended by a friend who raved about it. Had a tough time getting through the first episode.

Posted by: Doof at February 04, 2025 10:41 AM (gEQYA)

268 Per Wiki:

While working as a bank clerk, [Brennan] enlisted in the U.S. Army and served as a private with the 101st Field Artillery Regiment in France for two years[5] during World War I.[2][6] "While there, he suffered an injury to his vocal cords from exposure to mustard gas that left him with his screen trademark: a distinctively reedy, high-pitched voice that became a favorite for celebrity impersonators for decades."[7]
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher

Thanks.

Supposedly, Ron Paul sounds just like Walter Brennan, without having been gassed.

Posted by: Bulg at February 04, 2025 10:41 AM (77rzZ)

269 Graham flipped hard when it came out that he's president of a foundation where he's pulling million dollar a year salaries while directly funded by USAID.

Trump is pulling the chain. Hard.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 04, 2025 10:33 AM (GBKbO)


Haha. Hand in the cookie jar. But there is no deep state.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 04, 2025 10:41 AM (OA79/)

270 New Jersey governor claimed he was harboring an illegal immigrant and dared feds to do anything about it. Later says he is not harboring an illegal immigrant. Weird.



Sounds like his AG explained just what felony charges means.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2025 10:42 AM (VVexz)

271 " When Musk is brought to trial, I will consider it a miscarriage of justice if he is not executed. The same for Turnip."

So "lock her up" even though Trump didn't was the worst violation of justice ever.

But executing Trump and Musk for policies you don't like...after they won an election...is ok?

Posted by: 18-1 at February 04, 2025 10:42 AM (t0Rmr)

272 New Jersey governor claimed he was harboring an illegal immigrant and dared feds to do anything about it. Later says he is not harboring an illegal immigrant. Weird.

He thought he was still dealing with the GOPe. When Tom Homan said his terms were acceptable, shit got real.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 04, 2025 10:42 AM (3cXfB)

273 Sounds like his AG explained just what felony charges means.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2025 10:42 AM (VVexz)

Maybe his buddy good bar bob talked to him.

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 04, 2025 10:42 AM (MGB5H)

274 So now it's a streaming thread.
Posted by: Bulg

At our advanced ages of 29, it will soon peter out.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 04, 2025 10:42 AM (WXNFJ)

275 Homocide = murdering your fabulous sense of style
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 04, 2025 10:39 AM (RIvkX)


hah I just noticed that. Have no idea how that happened but ill take full dumbass blame.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 04, 2025 10:43 AM (IOGah)

276 So now it's a streaming thread.

Posted by: Bulg at February 04, 2025 10:38 AM (77rzZ)
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Cry me a river!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 04, 2025 10:43 AM (Ti0Hb)

277 265 Should I crush my soul by watching Ordet again?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 04, 2025 10:39 AM (GBKbO)

That is a punishing watch. But fantastic at the same time.
Posted by: BruceWayne at February 04, 2025 10:40 AM (MGB5H)

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Paul Schrader highlighted it in his book on Transcendental Style in Film. It's one of those films that approaches using cinematic style to bridge the gap between reality and a higher existence, transcending the audience's perception.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 04, 2025 10:43 AM (GBKbO)

278 Gold*

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 04, 2025 10:43 AM (MGB5H)

279 >>So now it's a streaming thread.

Ooo, yes! I'll go fetch the scene of two guys screwing within the first 30 minutes of S1E1, even though it has no importance to plot.

Posted by: Every new series on every streaming service at February 04, 2025 10:43 AM (Y1sOo)

280 New Jersey governor claimed he was harboring an illegal immigrant and dared feds to do anything about it. Later says he is not harboring an illegal immigrant. Weird.

Somewhere in New Jersey a 16 year old from Guatemala just got to see sunlight for the first time in a couple of years...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 04, 2025 10:43 AM (t0Rmr)

281 Dos Equis, Tecate & Corona. That's it.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2025 10:41 AM (VVexz)

Corona I know is brewed in Mex only for US.
Do not know other 2

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 04, 2025 10:43 AM (gbOdA)

282 St Sebastian Attended by St Irene and Her Maid

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St Sebastian and all the holy martyrs, pray for us.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 04, 2025 10:43 AM (a2Pv6)

283 Happy birthday King of Danish cinema!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Wow. If you know Danish cinema, you really are a hardcore movie nerd.

Posted by: Bulg at February 04, 2025 10:43 AM (77rzZ)

284 hah I just noticed that. Have no idea how that happened but ill take full dumbass blame.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 04, 2025 10:43 AM (IOGah)
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I read this in a voice that is a cross between Paul Lynde and Rip Taylor.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 04, 2025 10:44 AM (RIvkX)

285 263 New Jersey governor claimed he was harboring an illegal immigrant and dared feds to do anything about it. Later says he is not harboring an illegal immigrant. Weird.

I told her things weren't working out any more and let her out of the sex dungeon.
Posted by: Gov Murphy at February 04, 2025 10:40 AM (t0Rmr)

I'm sure she appreciated the gov using her as a pawn in his shitty game. Not a good look, gov.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 04, 2025 10:44 AM (OA79/)

286 And Charles Nelson Reilly.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 04, 2025 10:44 AM (RIvkX)

287 Chuck Todd Says Elon Musk is Un-American for Destroying the ‘Trusted Information Ecosystem’

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OMG! NOT OUR TRUSTED INFORMATION ECOSYSTEM,

Posted by: Anonosaurus Rex, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent Made Glorious Summer By This Son of [New] York at February 04, 2025 10:44 AM (L/fGl)

288 188 Please no jokes about Hazel. Shirley Booth was one of only about 2 dozen actors to win the Triple Crown-Tony, Oscar, Emmy. That's more exclusive than mere sainthood.

Posted by: Saint Alphonso

Don't forget her legendary Penthouse centerfold photo shoot.

Posted by: Auspex at February 04, 2025 10:45 AM (j4U/Z)

289 Happy birthday King of Danish cinema!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Wow. If you know Danish cinema, you really are a hardcore movie nerd.
Posted by: Bulg at February 04, 2025 10:43 AM (77rzZ)


How cheesy

Posted by: Doof at February 04, 2025 10:45 AM (gEQYA)

290 Ooo, yes! I'll go fetch the scene of two guys screwing within the first 30 minutes of S1E1, even though it has no importance to plot.
Posted by: Every new series on every streaming service at February 04, 2025 10:43 AM (Y1sOo)


One thing about streaming is that they have metrics on where everyone clicks off the show.

So they have stopped doing the gay sex right up front and now the writers and show runners wait until episode 5 once you are invested.

Posted by: blaster at February 04, 2025 10:45 AM (xhfG9)

291 I'd be very, very leery of basing my identification on that, for reasons too long to go into here.

Because taking DNA out of the clothing of a Victorian prostitute is suspect?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 04, 2025 10:45 AM (ExV1e)

292 I just finished bingeing on The Donna Reed Show S1-S5 only to learn that S6-8 are not available.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 04, 2025 10:46 AM (RIvkX)

293 Schumer's beer and avocado thing was as stupid as his bar b q stunt. The man is a fool. Evil to be sure. But a fool.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 04, 2025 10:47 AM (W/lyH)

294 The remarkable thing about Trump is that he's the first president in a century whose primary focus is domestic affairs.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 04, 2025 10:38 AM (JutBk)


W campaigned on being a domestic-issues President and then, just like magic, 9/11 happened and we had to start a war we never intended to win and enhance the police state.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 04, 2025 10:47 AM (ExV1e)

295 Slow Horses! Love Gary Oldman in that role!


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It's a really good show. I'm surprised appletv hasnt effed it up yet

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 04, 2025 10:47 AM (a2Pv6)

296
Graham flipped hard when it came out that he's president of a foundation where he's pulling million dollar a year salaries while directly funded by USAID.

Trump is pulling the chain. Hard.
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The Resistance was sure they had the biggest army in the world.

Currently, the battlefield is warmed by the flames from their cardboard and plywood tanks.

That's what is so amazing--just how paper-thin their power really is.

The Dark Arts of Donald J. Trump: Showing up.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 04, 2025 10:47 AM (qV1YP)

297 Chuck Todd Says Elon Musk is Un-American for Destroying the ‘Trusted Information Ecosystem’

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OMG! NOT OUR TRUSTED INFORMATION ECOSYSTEM,

Posted by: Anonosaurus Rex, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent Made Glorious Summer By This Son of [New] York at February 04, 2025 10:44 AM (L/fGl)

The MFM?

Posted by: BignJames at February 04, 2025 10:48 AM (Yj6Os)

298 I mean, WOW, did that USAID thing strike an atomic nerve.

I’m getting the idea that USAID is literally the lynchpin of the last 60 years of Marxists dominating global electoral politics. So destroying it is very, very important.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 04, 2025 10:48 AM (3cXfB)

299 Dos Equis® Lager bottles, cans and kegs for the USA are brewed and packaged by Cervecería Cuauhtémoc Moctezuma, S.A. de C.V., Monterrey, NL., Mexico and HBBV Amsterdam, Holland.
Dos Equis Cheladas for the USA are brewed and packaged by Cerveceria Cuauhtemoc Moctezuma, S.A. de C.V. in Monterrey, NL., Mexico and Cervezas Mexicanas in Irwindale, CA.

Tecate is named after the city of Tecate in Baja California, Mexico, where the beer has been brewed since 1944. The city borders Tecate, Calif., making it part of the San Diego-Tijuana metropolitan area. The lager is imported by Cervezas Mexicanas in White Plains, N.Y.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2025 10:48 AM (VVexz)

300 Paul Schrader highlighted it in his book on Transcendental Style in Film. It's one of those films that approaches using cinematic style to bridge the gap between reality and a higher existence, transcending the audience's perception.

You see, this right here is why I cannot do a movie thread. All I can say is, "here's a movie. Here's its history. Here's why I like it.'{/i] I'm too much of a barely-literate dumbass to delve into the philosophy of film.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at February 04, 2025 10:48 AM (Q0kLU)

301 The Dark Arts of Donald J. Trump: Showing up.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 04, 2025 10:47 AM (qV1YP)

Expelliarmus!
-Donny 2 Scoops

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 04, 2025 10:48 AM (MGB5H)

302 Andy Devine
Had a thong rind

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at February 04, 2025 10:48 AM (vFG9F)

303 @290 Or season 2 of just about any series that gets a lot of praise for season 1.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at February 04, 2025 10:49 AM (LPS7w)

304 287 Chuck Todd Says Elon Musk is Un-American for Destroying the ‘Trusted Information Ecosystem’

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OMG! NOT OUR TRUSTED INFORMATION ECOSYSTEM,
Posted by: Anonosaurus Rex, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent Made Glorious Summer By This Son of [New] York at February 04, 2025 10:44 AM (L/fGl)

Russia wrong
Wuhan Virus wrong
Wuhan Virrus Vax prevent wrong
Wuhan Virrus Vax spread wrong
Mask wrong
Schools will be ok with remote wrong

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 04, 2025 10:49 AM (gbOdA)

305 298 I mean, WOW, did that USAID thing strike an atomic nerve.

I’m getting the idea that USAID is literally the lynchpin of the last 60 years of Marxists dominating global electoral politics. So destroying it is very, very important.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 04, 2025 10:48 AM (3cXfB)

=======

Obama accelerated it during his term.

It's the entire facade of government in the Western World at this point.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 04, 2025 10:49 AM (GBKbO)

306 OMG! NOT OUR TRUSTED INFORMATION ECOSYSTEM,
Posted by: Anonosaurus Rex, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent Made Glorious Summer By This Son of [New] York at February 04, 2025 10:44 AM (L/fGl)


Take us to DEFCON TWO. Let's flush the bombers and get the subs into launch mode. We may have to go through with this thing after all.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 04, 2025 10:49 AM (W/lyH)

307 One thing about streaming is that they have metrics on where everyone clicks off the show.

So they have stopped doing the gay sex right up front and now the writers and show runners wait until episode 5 once you are invested.
**************

Black Doves -- two guys standup screwing against the windows of a high-rise penthouse apartment with 30 minutes of S1E1.

Yeah, I turned it off right then.

Posted by: one hour sober at February 04, 2025 10:50 AM (Y1sOo)

308 Wow. If you know Danish cinema, you really are a hardcore movie nerd.
Posted by: Bulg at February 04, 2025 10:43 AM (77rzZ)


I'm familiar with both Vampyr and Haxan. Do I make the grade?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at February 04, 2025 10:50 AM (Q0kLU)

309 300 Paul Schrader highlighted it in his book on Transcendental Style in Film. It's one of those films that approaches using cinematic style to bridge the gap between reality and a higher existence, transcending the audience's perception.

You see, this right here is why I cannot do a movie thread. All I can say is, "here's a movie. Here's its history. Here's why I like it.'{/i] I'm too much of a barely-literate dumbass to delve into the philosophy of film.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at February 04, 2025 10:48 AM (Q0kLU)

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My mom bought me the book for Christmas a couple of years ago. I eventually read it.

I don't read a whole lot about movies, mostly just watching them.

I'll probably have to read a book about Corman, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 04, 2025 10:50 AM (GBKbO)

310 I'm too much of a barely-literate dumbass to delve into the philosophy of film.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing


Nobody really cares about the philosophy of film anyway. Well, maybe that Prometheus guy does, but nobody else.

Posted by: Bulg at February 04, 2025 10:50 AM (77rzZ)

311 14 AYES -13 NAYs Crapo: The nomination is recorded favorably Kennedy advances with GOP votes.

Posted by: SMOD at February 04, 2025 10:50 AM (RHGPo)

312 I’m getting the idea that USAID is literally the lynchpin of the last 60 years of Marxists dominating global electoral politics. So destroying it is very, very important.
Posted by: Ian S.

AND, I don't care if PDJT's team tripped over it or knew all about it beforehand.

Initiate Contact, Overwhelm, Rubble, Scatter the Ashes.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 04, 2025 10:51 AM (WXNFJ)

313 So they have stopped doing the gay sex right up front and now the writers and show runners wait


until episode 5 once you are invested.
Posted by: blaster


Watch how quickly I can divest a show.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2025 10:51 AM (VVexz)

314 *within

Posted by: one hour sober at February 04, 2025 10:51 AM (Y1sOo)

315 CNN says Trump got rolled.

Collin Rugg@CollinRugg
JUST IN: CNN's Scott Jennings shuts down WaPo's Catherine Rampell after she said Trump got "rolled" by Canada & Mexico.
At one point, Rampell laughed after Jennings mentioned all the fentanyl de*ths from open borders.
Jennings: Canada and Mexico need to help us.
Rampell: They have been. Trump got rolled!
Jennings: Ask every family with a fentanyl de*th how much they've been helping.
Rampell: *Laughs*

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Fentanyl deaths are hilarious!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Rex, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent Made Glorious Summer By This Son of [New] York at February 04, 2025 10:51 AM (L/fGl)

316 The Dark Arts of Donald J. Trump: Showing up.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 04, 2025 10:47 AM (qV1YP)

Expelliarmus!
-Donny 2 Scoops
Posted by: BruceWayne

Instead of a Death Eater Dark Mark his magacians leave behind a golden haired skull mark

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 04, 2025 10:51 AM (a2Pv6)

317 But executing Trump and Musk for policies you don't like...after they won an election...is ok?
Posted by: 18-1 at February 04, 2025 10:42 AM (t0Rmr)

Have you met the Left?

Posted by: ... at February 04, 2025 10:51 AM (7Hjh9)

318 It's a really good show. I'm surprised appletv hasnt effed it up yet
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 04, 2025 10:47 AM (a2Pv6)


What makes it good in your opinion? As I mentioned, the first episode didn't grab me at all. Especially when they kept talking about right wing / far right / nationalist / etc.

I don't want to dismiss it so easily if it really is good. But I'm not interested in yet another show or movie that wants to tell me how icky I am.

Posted by: Doof at February 04, 2025 10:52 AM (gEQYA)

319 Yeah, I turned it off right then.
Posted by: one hour sober at February 04, 2025 10:50 AM (Y1sOo)


We have taken to just turning the show off as soon as those scenes appear, also. Even now that they wait until episode 5. Because nothing is that good that we are willing to put up with it.

Posted by: blaster at February 04, 2025 10:52 AM (xhfG9)

320 Fentanyl deaths are hilarious!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Rex, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent Made Glorious Summer By This Son of [New] York at February 04, 2025 10:51 AM (L/fGl)

You had to be there.

Posted by: CNN at February 04, 2025 10:52 AM (7Hjh9)

321 Kimbell Art dot org (in part)

Who nursed St. Sebastian?
pious Irene
Saint Sebastian––a Roman soldier who suffered martyrdom around A.D. 300––was nursed by the pious Irene, who, upon discovering him still alive, tenderly removed the arrows that pierced his body.

Today more than ten versions of the composition are known in horizontal format, differing widely in quality and condition.
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Interesting painting & story behind it but I wouldn't hang. Thank you.

Posted by: L - No nic, another day at February 04, 2025 10:52 AM (NFX2v)

322 That's what is so amazing--just how paper-thin their power really is.

The Dark Arts of Donald J. Trump: Showing up.


For decades we were assured a whole litany of obvious things were too hard so don’t try them. It turns out that if you do try it’s super easy, barely an inconvenience. Part of having no fucks left to give is that you can actually try allegedly impossible things.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 04, 2025 10:52 AM (3cXfB)

323 I don't want to dismiss it so easily if it really is good. But I'm not interested in yet another show or movie that wants to tell me how icky I am.
Posted by: Doof at February 04, 2025 10:52 AM (gEQYA)


You get enough of that here!

Posted by: blaster at February 04, 2025 10:53 AM (xhfG9)

324 Because taking DNA out of the clothing of a Victorian prostitute is suspect?

Short answer: the chain of custody for the shawl is barely existent and relies almost wholly on oral testimony.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at February 04, 2025 10:53 AM (Q0kLU)

325 Have you met the Left?/i]

Most of these the left said X but not the left says Y stuff I do isn't done in surprise...just pointing out the hypocrisy and treacherous nature of the left. And honestly I do it here because I've seen way too many right of center people argue that if we do something that makes the left mad that then they will go to extreme responses when obviously they just do it anyway...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 04, 2025 10:53 AM (t0Rmr)

326 @298

>>I’m getting the idea that USAID is literally the lynchpin of the last 60 years of Marxists dominating global electoral politics. So destroying it is very, very important.

Or said another way...

Our current debt outstanding is 34T, I'm sure someone benefited from that outrageous expenditure of money, it certainly wasn't you and me, and the sh*t Cherry on top of the Sh*t Sundae Covered in Sh*t Sauce, is we are on the hook for paying that off.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 04, 2025 10:53 AM (XV/Pl)

327 What makes it good in your opinion? As I mentioned, the first episode didn't grab me at all. Especially when they kept talking about right wing / far right / nationalist / etc.

I don't want to dismiss it so easily if it really is good. But I'm not interested in yet another show or movie that wants to tell me how icky I am.
Posted by: Doof at February 04, 2025 10:52 AM (gEQYA)

The performances, the production and it hews closely to th excellent books.

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 04, 2025 10:53 AM (MGB5H)

328 326 Our current debt outstanding is 34T, I'm sure someone benefited from that outrageous expenditure of money, it certainly wasn't you and me, and the sh*t Cherry on top of the Sh*t Sundae Covered in Sh*t Sauce, is we are on the hook for paying that off.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 04, 2025 10:53 AM (XV/Pl)

======

In the middle of this I don't want people to forget that I oppose the mere existence of Medicare, Medicaid, and Social Security.

Because I am an asshole.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 04, 2025 10:54 AM (GBKbO)

329 I'm too much of a barely-literate dumbass to delve into the philosophy of film.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing


Have you ever written a novel about Jack the Ripper? Sounds like you've researched it very well.

Posted by: Bulg at February 04, 2025 10:54 AM (77rzZ)

330 Our current debt outstanding is 34T, I'm sure someone benefited from that outrageous expenditure of money, it certainly wasn't you and me, and the sh*t Cherry on top of the Sh*t Sundae Covered in Sh*t Sauce, is we are on the hook for paying that off.

We have a government with enough money to raid someone's house for an illegal squirrel, but not enough money to fix the roads.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 04, 2025 10:55 AM (t0Rmr)

331 Collin Rugg@CollinRugg
JUST IN: CNN's Scott Jennings shuts down WaPo's Catherine Rampell after she said Trump got "rolled" by Canada & Mexico.
At one point, Rampell laughed after Jennings mentioned all the fentanyl de*ths from open borders.
Jennings: Canada and Mexico need to help us.
Rampell: They have been. Trump got rolled!
Jennings: Ask every family with a fentanyl de*th how much they've been helping.
Rampell: *Laughs*

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Fentanyl deaths are hilarious!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Rex, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent Made Glorious Summer By This Son of [New] York at February 04, 2025 10:51 AM (L/fGl)
====

She wasn't laughing at the fentanyl deaths per se but the fact anyone cares about fentanyl deaths.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 04, 2025 10:55 AM (RIvkX)

332 Trump is pulling the chain. Hard.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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I mean, WOW, did that USAID thing strike an atomic nerve.
Posted by: WisRich
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Kill Switch
[x] Engaged
[ ] Not Engaged

Posted by: haffhowershower at February 04, 2025 10:55 AM (NMT5x)

333 Hmm looks like little justin after trump got done with him.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 04, 2025 10:55 AM (VwHCD)

334
So they have stopped doing the gay sex right up front and now the writers and show runners wait until episode 5 once you are invested.
-------

I'm never invested enough to care. Plus they always drop clues as to where they're coming from.

Wifey is watching some show Paradise, the president is a rich truth telling "southern progressive" with a heart.

I don't really give a fuck about anything else -including whether the guy is "good" or "bad" - once you introduce that kind of mythical beast.

Maybe I'm wrong. I don't care about that either.

Posted by: ... at February 04, 2025 10:55 AM (7Hjh9)

335 61 The artist does a wonderful job with ...
Posted by: JTB

Very nice. 👍

Posted by: L - No nic, another day at February 04, 2025 10:56 AM (NFX2v)

336 Dear President LBJ, Are they still voting like that?

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at February 04, 2025 10:56 AM (QSrLX)

337 >>Even now that they wait until episode 5

Then some of the studios didn't get that memo.

Again, in Black Doves, which is a recent release (December), the first scene of two dudes screwing was within 30 minutes of E1.

Posted by: one hour sober at February 04, 2025 10:56 AM (Y1sOo)

338 We have a government with enough money to raid someone's house for an illegal squirrel, but not enough money to fix the roads.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 04, 2025 10:55 AM (t0Rmr)

No squirrels are illegal!

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 04, 2025 10:56 AM (MGB5H)

339 Instead of a Death Eater Dark Mark his magacians leave behind a golden haired skull mark
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 04, 2025 10:51 AM (a2Pv6)


In the long-running cartoon strip The Phantom, whenever he punches out a bad guy, they end up with the mark of a skull impressed into their skin. Somebody should do a Phantom / Trump mashup where the skull has a yugely impressive cut of hair.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at February 04, 2025 10:56 AM (Q0kLU)

340 @328

>>Because I am an asshole.

You're far from an asshole.

The fundamental question that must be asked, what have we benefited from the Uniparty running up the credit card bill for the last 25 years?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 04, 2025 10:56 AM (XV/Pl)

341 Al-Ansari said Qatar sees a pathway for the “Middle East to be great again” and views Trump as a critical partner in making that happen.

Posted by: SMOD at February 04, 2025 10:57 AM (RHGPo)

342 we are on the hook for paying that off.

I've argued for a while the right should start looking at the tax code as a way to punish America's enemies. A good specific goal then would be a series of punitive taxes aimed at blue states and leftwing individuals for the nominal goal of paying down the debt.

And honestly, its justified. They drove the spending let them now pay for it

Posted by: 18-1 at February 04, 2025 10:57 AM (t0Rmr)

343 In the middle of this I don't want people to forget that I oppose the mere existence of Medicare, Medicaid, and Social Security.

Because I am an asshole.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 04, 2025 10:54 AM (GBKbO)
====

That's cool. I'm happy to take back my contributions over a lifetime compounded at 8% annually in order to escape these systems.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 04, 2025 10:57 AM (RIvkX)

344 293 Schumer's beer and avocado thing was as stupid as his bar b q stunt. The man is a fool. Evil to be sure. But a fool.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 04, 2025 10:47 AM (W/lyH)


Democrats keep using their decades-old MSM-enabled messaging playbook. Not only is it obsolete Trump is inside their messaging OODA loop. Are you entertained? I am.

Posted by: Gref at February 04, 2025 10:57 AM (aBgBM)

345 The fundamental question that must be asked, what have we benefited from the Uniparty running up the credit card bill for the last 25 years?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 04, 2025 10:56 AM (XV/Pl)

Airline miles?

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 04, 2025 10:57 AM (MGB5H)

346 Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 04, 2025 10:47 AM (a2Pv6)

I found the leftism and "right wing" tropes nauseating. How can you tolerate it??

Posted by: ... at February 04, 2025 10:57 AM (7Hjh9)

347 343 That's cool. I'm happy to take back my contributions over a lifetime compounded at 8% annually in order to escape these systems.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 04, 2025 10:57 AM (RIvkX)

=====

I'll take nothing in exchange for no more taxes on them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 04, 2025 10:57 AM (GBKbO)

348 CNN says Trump got rolled.

Collin Rugg@CollinRugg
JUST IN: CNN's Scott Jennings shuts down WaPo's Catherine Rampell after she said Trump got "rolled" by Canada & Mexico.
At one point, Rampell laughed after Jennings mentioned all the fentanyl de*ths from open borders.
Jennings: Canada and Mexico need to help us.
Rampell: They have been. Trump got rolled!
Jennings: Ask every family with a fentanyl de*th how much they've been helping.
Rampell: *Laughs*

-
Fentanyl deaths are hilarious!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Rex, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent Made Glorious Summer By This Son of [New] York at February 04, 2025 10:51 AM (L/fGl)

Saw that bimbo last night...pretty sure even I could get a job @ WaPo.

Posted by: BignJames at February 04, 2025 10:58 AM (Yj6Os)

349 The fundamental question that must be asked, what have we benefited from the Uniparty running up the credit card bill for the last 25 years?

Pretty much everything the government is in charge of is worse now then it was at the end of the cold war. And looking at the industries the government has taken control of, like healthcare, makes this really, really obvious.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 04, 2025 10:58 AM (t0Rmr)

350 Al-Ansari said Qatar sees a pathway for the “Middle East to be great again” and views Trump as a critical partner in making that happen.
Posted by: SMOD at February 04, 2025 10:57 AM (RHGPo)
====

Know what I see? Qatar turned to glass.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 04, 2025 10:58 AM (RIvkX)

351 In the middle of this I don't want people to forget that I oppose the mere existence of Medicare, Medicaid, and Social Security.

Because I am an asshole.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at February 04, 2025 10:54 AM (GBKbO)

W ran 2nd time on fixing SS and when he got there in 2005 GOPe ran harder against a fix than (D).
Just think that 22 to 25 YO at that time would have had a chance to invest in SP500.
644.80%, or 10.65% per year.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 04, 2025 10:58 AM (gbOdA)

352 Yeah, I turned it off right then.
Posted by: one hour sober at February 04, 2025 10:50 AM (Y1sOo)

We have taken to just turning the show off as soon as those scenes appear, also. Even now that they wait until episode 5. Because nothing is that good that we are willing to put up with it.
Posted by: blaster at February 04, 2025 10:52 AM (xhfG9)

I even started the Interview With a Vampire show, but of course, Anne Rice's books are gay enough. But this show had to first do a race swap, then even more than Rice gay it up.

Nope.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 04, 2025 10:58 AM (lH8E4)

353 No more Ms. Nice Twat (Xe Xir)!

CBS News@CBSNews
Suzanne Lambert, who has identified herself as a "Regina George liberal," has amassed a following on TikTok, where she's encouraging other Democrats to "be meaner."
"You fight fire with equal exertion of force and I think that we need to do that," Lambert tells @majorCBS, adding, "I want people to feel more comfortable fighting back, and I also want people to see other people fighting for them."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Rex, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent Made Glorious Summer By This Son of [New] York at February 04, 2025 10:58 AM (L/fGl)

354 She wasn't laughing at the fentanyl deaths per se but the fact anyone cares about fentanyl deaths.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 04, 2025 10:55 AM (RIvkX)

Ah you HAVE met the Left.

Posted by: ... at February 04, 2025 10:58 AM (7Hjh9)

355 In the middle of this I don't want people to forget that I oppose the mere existence of Medicare, Medicaid, and Social Security.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

I think that's probably a widespread opinion among the Horde.

Posted by: Bulg at February 04, 2025 10:58 AM (77rzZ)

356 That's cool. I'm happy to take back my contributions over a lifetime compounded at 8% annually in order to escape these systems.
Posted by: San Franpsycho


I'd do it this second. Today.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2025 10:59 AM (VVexz)

357 Again, in Black Doves, which is a recent release (December), the first scene of two dudes screwing was within 30 minutes of E1.
Posted by: one hour sober at February 04, 2025 10:56 AM (Y1sOo)


You are right - they did not all get the memo.

I don't even know what Black Doves is so I didn't even get to turn it off.

Posted by: blaster at February 04, 2025 10:59 AM (xhfG9)

358 In the long-running cartoon strip The Phantom, whenever he punches out a bad guy, they end up with the mark of a skull impressed into their skin. Somebody should do a Phantom / Trump mashup where the skull has a yugely impressive cut of hair.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at February 04, 2025 10:56 AM (Q0kLU)

"Oh, Orange-Who-Walks!"

Great idea!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 04, 2025 10:59 AM (LxER7)

359 Doof, I think I like the redemption as a process sense I get in Slow Horses.
They are fuck ups who fuck up and yet they keep trying to do the right thing for their own peace of mind.
Oldman doesn't gaf anymore but an old mate dies suspiciously and no one cares but you know, it's not right. So he bestirs himself like an old forgotten dragon in cave.
The main character, Rivers, is still young and idealistic and keeps getting hit by the bus that is basically the Deep State.
To be honest I mainly enjoy Oldman 😄

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 04, 2025 10:59 AM (a2Pv6)

360 Rampell: They have been. Trump got rolled!
Jennings: Ask every family with a fentanyl de*th how much they've been helping.
Rampell: *Laughs*


Fentanyl is mostly killing white males so the FNM/elites do find it funny...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 04, 2025 10:59 AM (t0Rmr)

361 349 The fundamental question that must be asked, what have we benefited from the Uniparty running up the credit card bill for the last 25 years?

Pretty much everything the government is in charge of is worse now then it was at the end of the cold war. And looking at the industries the government has taken control of, like healthcare, makes this really, really obvious.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 04, 2025 10:58 AM (t0Rmr)


Everything the UniParty created soon became a racket.

Posted by: Gref at February 04, 2025 10:59 AM (aBgBM)

362 Have you ever written a novel about Jack the Ripper? Sounds like you've researched it very well.
Posted by: Bulg at February 04, 2025 10:54 AM (77rzZ)


I have. I spent about 10 years in the Ripper 'world,' and was on speaking terms with most of the big names in the field. I even co-authored a reference work:

https://tinyurl.com/kcpk8dvx

A novel is a horse of a different color. As well, there have been so many novels about the murders that I really have nothing new to offer. I'll stick with Theda Bara for now.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at February 04, 2025 11:00 AM (Q0kLU)

363 You are right - they did not all get the memo.

I don't even know what Black Doves is so I didn't even get to turn it off.
Posted by: blaster at February 04, 2025 10:59 AM (xhfG9)

All I know is it has Kierra knightly.

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 04, 2025 11:00 AM (MGB5H)

364 I’m getting the idea that USAID is literally the lynchpin of the last 60 years of Marxists dominating global electoral politics. So destroying it is very, very important.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 04, 2025 10:48 AM (3cXfB)

Bingo. I was trying to find the single word for the last 2 days to describe this. Lynchpin is it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 04, 2025 11:00 AM (VwHCD)

365 Maybe ICE agents could raid the NJ governor's house. If they don't find and illegal alien they could accidently deport Murphy.

Posted by: Shy lurker aka Northernlurker at February 04, 2025 11:00 AM (kTd/k)

366 I think that's probably a widespread opinion among the Horde.

==

Most of the horde receives on Medicare and Social Security, So..probably not.

Posted by: runner at February 04, 2025 11:00 AM (g47mK)

367 Israel May Propose Moving Palestinians from Gaza to Indonesia

Posted by: SMOD at February 04, 2025 11:00 AM (RHGPo)

368 I really don't watch any new shows. I guess Cobra Kai but that is only because my wife watches it.

Frankly I think we as a society suffer from entertainment overload. There simply is not enough good creative talent out there to fill the production demand (note not consumer demand) to keep the studios running.

IOW there is a lot more goods being produced than the consumer demands. Ironically I spend more time looking through what's available than actually watching the "entertainment".

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 04, 2025 11:01 AM (Vh9CX)

369 The fundamental question that must be asked, what have we benefited from the Uniparty running up the credit card bill for the last 25 years?

Pretty much everything the government is in charge of is worse now then it was at the end of the cold war. And looking at the industries the government has taken control of, like healthcare, makes this really, really obvious.


Mr Smith Goes to Washington in 1939.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 04, 2025 11:01 AM (IOGah)

370 I think the biggest problem would be medical costs. Even if someone accumulates a substantial nest egg, I am guessing it won't be enough to afford whatever retirement communities charge.

Posted by: runner at February 04, 2025 11:02 AM (g47mK)

371 287 Chuck Todd Says Elon Musk is Un-American for Destroying the ‘Trusted Information Ecosystem’
---------

AOC: "Elon is not smart".


Don't let these two cross paths or else we'll have total protonic reversal.

Posted by: WisRich at February 04, 2025 11:02 AM (G0vdT)

372 Most of the horde receives on Medicare and Social Security, So..probably not.
Posted by: runner at February 04, 2025 11:00 AM (g47mK)


With an average age of 29 that seems unlikely....

Posted by: blaster at February 04, 2025 11:02 AM (xhfG9)

373 I saw an El Greco painting of Saint Sebastian over the weekend at Christie's. One of the few times it was on public display.

Posted by: Josephistan at February 04, 2025 11:02 AM (KEWDW)

374 Fentanyl is mostly killing white males so the FNM/elites do find it funny...
Posted by: 18-1


Fentanyl is killing whomever uses a drug tainted with it.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2025 11:02 AM (VVexz)

375 With an average age of 29 that seems unlikely....
Posted by: blaster at February 04, 2025 11:02 AM (xhfG9)

I just noticed quite a few talk about medicare and such...

Posted by: runner at February 04, 2025 11:03 AM (g47mK)

376 Well, makes sense.

Pennsylvania flood museum closed due to flooding

Posted by: Anonosaurus Rex, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent Made Glorious Summer By This Son of [New] York at February 04, 2025 11:03 AM (L/fGl)

377 Hey, AOC, Elon Musk parked his car outside the orbit of Mars.

What did you do today?

Posted by: blaster at February 04, 2025 11:03 AM (xhfG9)

378 U nas yest' NOOD.

Posted by: Bulg at February 04, 2025 11:03 AM (77rzZ)

379
OMG! NOT OUR TRUSTED INFORMATION ECOSYSTEM!


AND OUR PRECIOUS DEMOCRACY, TOO!

WILL NO ONE STOP THIS RAVAGING OF OUR POOR ABUSED COUNTRY?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 04, 2025 11:04 AM (xG4kz)

380 AOC: "Elon is not smart".


To be fair AOC knows her stupid.

Posted by: Shy lurker aka Northernlurker at February 04, 2025 11:04 AM (kTd/k)

381 Most of the horde receives on Medicare and Social Security, So..probably not.
Posted by: runner


Sorry. Not receiving a dime from the government.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2025 11:04 AM (VVexz)

382 That's cool. I'm happy to take back my contributions over a lifetime compounded at 8% annually in order to escape these systems.
Posted by: San Franpsycho


I'd do it this second. Today.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2025 10:59 AM (VVexz)


Ditto. Don't forget the employer's matching contribution which they could have used to pay you directly.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 04, 2025 11:04 AM (IOGah)

383 367 Israel May Propose Moving Palestinians from Gaza to Indonesia
Posted by: SMOD at February 04, 2025

I hope they like basketball. Wait, I thought you said "Indiana"

Posted by: Josephistan at February 04, 2025 11:04 AM (KEWDW)

384 285 I told her things weren't working out any more and let her out of the sex dungeon.
Posted by: Gov Murphy at February 04, 2025 10:40 AM (t0Rmr)

I'm sure she appreciated the gov using her as a pawn in his shitty game. Not a good look, gov.


2 girls 1 cup?

Posted by: anachronda at February 04, 2025 11:05 AM (oY6Yp)

385 >>I don't even know what Black Doves is so I didn't even get to turn it off.

Netflix. When you have 29 minutes to spare, give it a watch, then turn it off when the two dudes start to screw up against the glass windows. Send the message.

Posted by: one hour sober at February 04, 2025 11:05 AM (Y1sOo)

386 @364

>>Bingo. I was trying to find the single word for the last 2 days to describe this. Lynchpin is it.

It's simply one out of the many slush funds that we the people fund.

For instance, the Pentagon cannot identify where, how or on what two trillion dollars of appropriations have been spent.

Do you really think no one in the Pentagon knows where that money went?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 04, 2025 11:05 AM (XV/Pl)

387 Israel May Propose Moving Palestinians from Gaza to Indonesia

They mostly came from Egypt and Jordan but I understand why you wouldn't want them that close based on their past history...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 04, 2025 11:06 AM (t0Rmr)

388 87 Chuck Todd Says Elon Musk is Un-American for Destroying the ‘Trusted Information Ecosystem’
---------

AOC: "Elon is not smart".


Don't let these two cross paths or else we'll have total protonic reversal.
Posted by: WisRich at February 04, 2025 11:02 AM (G0vdT)


Did AOC really say that because Musk embarrassed her in a tweet a year ago or so when he said that about her.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 04, 2025 11:07 AM (IOGah)

389 I watch a lot of ad free YouTube. Any hint of libtard bs I delete the channel. I don't think a show has really grabbed me this last 7 or so years.

I will say the one season of Obliterated was fantastic and I can see why they didn't bring it back. It was a total throwback to how TV used to be and should be. Definitely our vision of America, not theirs.

Other than gratuitous male nudity and a number of references to gay shit - there might have been an interaction too I can't remember - the show was pretty fucking based. I think it was from the Cobra Kai people.

Posted by: ... at February 04, 2025 11:07 AM (7Hjh9)

390 NFL commissioner says league will keep DEI policies (yes, he actually said this)

-
Well, you have to admit, blacks are both underrepresented and underpaid in the NFL

Posted by: Anonosaurus Rex, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent Made Glorious Summer By This Son of [New] York at February 04, 2025 11:09 AM (L/fGl)

391 Worst example of surprise gay sex in an otherwise good show...American Gods

The main characters are very obviously straight and then they add an effeminate muslim guy to the main group for no real reason who goes on to woo a male genie and bam 15 minutes of hairy dude on dude action.

Honestly, someone should show it to the ask an Imam folks and get a fatwa on Neil Gaiman

Posted by: 18-1 at February 04, 2025 11:10 AM (t0Rmr)

392 This is why no one has filed suit to stop Trump's personnel actions - Alito's opinion on the Collins v Yellen case (SCOTUS Case No. 19-422), five years ago, said:

"But as we explained last Term, the Constitution prohibits
even “modest restrictions” on the President’s power to re-
move the head of an agency with a single top officer. Seila
Law, supra, at ___ (slip op., at 26) (internal quotation marks
omitted). The President must be able to remove not just
officers who disobey his commands but also those he finds
“negligent and inefficient,” Myers, 272 U. S., at 135, those
who exercise their discretion in a way that is not “intelli-
gen[t] or wis[e],” ibid., those who have “different views of
policy,” id., at 131, those who come “from a competing polit-
ical party who is dead set against [the President’s] agenda,”
Seila Law, supra, at ___ (slip op., at 24) (emphasis deleted),
and those in whom he has simply lost confidence, Myers,
supra, at 124."

Posted by: Gref at February 04, 2025 11:31 AM (aBgBM)

393 HE,S DEAD JIM

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