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Quick Hits: Strong Empowered Divorcees of Color Edition

The Daily Mail claims Kumswalla's marriage is on the rocks and blames her "dead weight" husband for her loss.

Kamala Harris was all smiles and affection for her 'beloved' second gentleman Doug Emhoff in the immediate aftermath of her crushing presidential election defeat.

But now that President Donald Trump has been sworn into office, for sore loser Harris, it is now all about the blame game, and her target has flipped to her 'dead weight' husband.

And as she weighs her political future -- maybe a 2026 run for Governor of California or another try for the nation's top job two years later -- she has to consider whether Emhoff is an asset or a liability.

First of all, LOL at the thought that she'll be running for any major office again.

Second of all, LOL at the question of whether Doug "Slugger" Emhoff is an asset or liability.

One source exclusively told DailyMail.com: 'There's plenty of blame to go around as far as Kamala is concerned and Doug has his share.

'Doug did Kamala no favors during the election -- frankly, he looked like a hypocritical a** after the bombshells that he had got his child's nanny pregnant while married to his first wife and assaulted his ex-girlfriend on the heels of his 'I am woman' crusade.'

There is only one question for Kamala: Does Doug "bring the D"?

And there is only one answer: Based on appearances and his history of being openly cucked by car valets, no, Doug does not bring the D. He couldn't bring the D if you filled a basket with D and had four strong men carry it for him.

Kamela is going to be unburdened by what has been.

Posted by: fd

But that's not all the wonderful goss I have for you.

The rumor, the exquisite rumor, that Barack Obama and Michelle Obama are getting divorced was spread more widely by Meghan McCain in a podcast.

I realize that Meghan McCain is not exactly a trustworthy source.

But let me have this, damnit!!!

Conservative commentator Meghan McCain and Puck senior political correspondent Tara Palmeri poured fuel on the fire of the rumor that former President Barack Obama and his wife Michelle Obama are getting divorced in an episode of the former's podcast released on Wednesday.

"Fast and furious loud, I have been hearing this rumor that the Obamas are getting a divorce by reputable people. I'm not talking about TMZ. I'm not talking about Perez Hilton, although I love him, he's my friend. I'm talking about like very serious journalists telling me that they're hearing that the Obama divorce rumors are true," said McCain to start the conversation. "Do you agree with that? Have you heard that? Do you think it's just garbage?"

"Oh yeah! I mean I've certainly heard it for awhile, even before Michelle said she wasn't coming to the inauguration, which also could be interpreted as like another act of resistance, which would only make her like more -- if that's really true and they stayed together -- like more of a baddie in the movement when like, there really is no one in the Democratic Party who is like holding that mantle aside from AOC," replied Palmeri.

"But yeah, we've heard that for a long time. Like I just heard that they live separate lives. Like, it's just, that's just what happened. But they are kind of like America's sweethearts in a lot of ways and it's, so, I think it would be devastating," added the political reporter.

Yeah, this communist power couple are "America's Sweethearts."

Megyn Kelly alluded to this rumor in one of her bitchy gossip seshes -- no judgment, I listen to them -- with that woman from the Daily Mail.


Palmeri went on to note that the former first couple had made an Instagram post celebrating their anniversary, causing McCain to interject and declare that it was "a very weird photo, though, of her."

The photo they're talking about is below. It shows the couple, who are obviously very much in love, sitting as far apart as possible while still technically being seated at the same table and grimacing for the photo like they're hearing their biopsy results.

And boy howdy, Michele sure got all dolled-up for her anniversary, huh?

happycoupleonanniversary.jpeg

This is important to me. I want ol' Baracky to be able to live as his Authentic Gay Self in his winter years. Shave the beard, fly the flag that's weird.

I need to know that Barack Obama's face is catching more cock than Frank Perdue.

dontlablecriminalcartelsterrorists.jpg


This goes well with "reporter" John Harwood's preachy tweet from 2018, after some murders (which ones? Who can keep track?) by narcoterrorist gang MS-13:

John Harwood
@JohnJHarwood

however repugnant their actions, MS-13 gang members are human beings IMHO

May 17, 2018

Perfect. Remember, the media selected him to "moderate" a Republican primary debate.

Mark Halperin notes the Democrats are leaderless. And Barack Obama was never really a leader, and certainly hasn't been for a decade.

They don't know which issues to prioritize or fight for. Having no leader also means, I'd add, they have no one in authority to tell them, "You have to let 'protecting criminal illegals' go, it's killing you."

The Democrat Party is a party of cowardice and cultishness and dares not repudiate any of its woke lunatics. We are all freed from #Cancellation by the campus lunatics, but the Democrat Party is not. They're still prisoners.

They have no courage. And without a leader with courage stepping up to lead them, they will continue to be dominated by their wokest, most racist, most trans-supremacist, most DEI, most pro-Hamas, most pro-mental-illness members.

Some angry muttering by 80-year-old James Carville isn't enough. Needling by brokedown old libertine Bill Maher isn't enough. They need someone in high elected office to rise up and have Sista Soulja moment.

Incredibly, Transgender Simon Phoenix says it will be just horrible, and result in bullying and rapes, if "transgender women" are placed in male prisons.

And yet Transgender Simon Phoenix denies that "transgender women" will bully or rape actual women if placed in women's prisons!

Posted by: Ace at 06:25 PM




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1 Mooch looks like Wayne Brady in that picture.

Posted by: PAgirlinNC at January 22, 2025 06:27 PM (Em8sU)

2 No fair. I should be first because I was just willowed.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at January 22, 2025 06:28 PM (XbOKj)

3 Nood.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 22, 2025 06:28 PM (JdxE1)

4 Kamela is going to be unburdened by a has been.

Posted by: fd at January 22, 2025 06:28 PM (vFG9F)

5 Kamela is going to be unburdened by a has been.
Posted by: fd

lol

Posted by: ace at January 22, 2025 06:29 PM (KRtlO)

6 I trust Meghan for cookie recipes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 22, 2025 06:29 PM (bss/y)

7 4 Kamela is going to be unburdened by a has been.
Posted by: fd at January 22, 2025 06:28 PM (vFG9F)

At least her husband will be

Posted by: It's me donna at January 22, 2025 06:29 PM (VE6XX)

8 The photo they're talking about is below. It shows the couple, who are obviously very much in love, sitting as far apart as possible and grimacing for the photo.

==

can't.stop.laughing!!

Posted by: runner at January 22, 2025 06:31 PM (g47mK)

9 LOL Trump is even breaking up his enemies marriages

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2025 06:31 PM (KQk9m)

10 Puke

Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at January 22, 2025 06:32 PM (elaR+)

11 The Daily Mail claims Kumswalla's marriage is on the rocks and blames her "dead weight" husband for her loss.
______________

Yeah, it was "Slugger" Emhoff who was to blame for her shitty performance and her word salads.

Go with that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2025 06:32 PM (YqDXo)

12 hate to repeat myself, but LOL!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 22, 2025 06:32 PM (uX4GZ)

13 I read here every day. I have done for years. I never comment. But I had to remark on the "history repeating itself" angle.
Kamala might run for governor of California after serving as VP and then losing the presidency?
Do you know who else did that? Nixon. After he lost the governor's race was when he told the press, "You won't have Dick Nixon to kick around anymore."
A few years later, he came back and won the presidency. I pray Kamala won't copy that achievement!

Posted by: Paul, Just this guy, you know? at January 22, 2025 06:32 PM (hiatl)

14 A two-fer, Harris's and OBama's

Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2025 06:32 PM (fwDg9)

15 (((Why couldn't I have marriage like Barrack's or Kamala's?)))

Posted by: Bill Clinton with Wistful Thoughts and a Tear on His Eye at January 22, 2025 06:32 PM (QJ7L8)

16 Crap! Linked the Wedding photo in the wrong thread!!!

Darn too many open tabs!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 22, 2025 06:32 PM (5LoD7)

17 What does "bring the D " mean?

Bring the dick? As is have sex with her?

Sorry; I just have never heard that term before.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2025 06:33 PM (vQVkm)

18 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 1h
JUST IN - CNN is planning to lay off hundreds of employees this week. NBC News is also planning layoffs this week — CNBC

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 22, 2025 06:33 PM (5LoD7)

19 Powerful forces want Big Mike to be a Presidential contender, and that will be easier if she's not an Argentine-style wife of the earlier President.

Posted by: gKWVE at January 22, 2025 06:33 PM (gKWVE)

20 >>>Do you know who else did that? Nixon. After he lost the governor's race was when he told the press, "You won't have Dick Nixon to kick around anymore."

yup.

Posted by: ace at January 22, 2025 06:33 PM (KRtlO)

21 Kamala is going to be unburdened by what has been.
__________________

And now she is REALLY appreciating the significance of the passage of time.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2025 06:33 PM (YqDXo)

22 why get divorced. Do what the Clintons do.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 22, 2025 06:33 PM (D6PGr)

23 Once again...

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 3h
JUST IN - President Trump wishes happy 20th wedding anniversary to his wife, the first Lady of the US, Melania Trump

https://tinyurl.com/msbc5k2d
church photo

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 22, 2025 06:33 PM (5LoD7)

24 >>>Bring the dick? As is have sex with her?

yes.

Posted by: ace at January 22, 2025 06:33 PM (KRtlO)

25 > The rumor, the exquisite rumor, that Barack Obama and Michelle Obama are getting divorced was spread more widely by Meghan McCain in a podcast.

In Big Mike's own words, "There were ten years when I couldn't stand my husband."

http://tiny.cc/zl17001

Posted by: bonhomme at January 22, 2025 06:33 PM (Odg76)

26 Meghan McCain; Barak and munch, munch , Michelle are slurp , much , munch getting divorced. They are munch, slurp,munch , hack , hack living... together but munch hack hack aaagh thud.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 22, 2025 06:33 PM (6v8aM)

27 That's a shitload of wine in the background of the Obama picture. If they split, who gets?

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 22, 2025 06:33 PM (Aqu9a)

28 Michele, cosplaying as Mr Clean, for their Anniversary.

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2025 06:34 PM (snN/i)

29 The TRUMP!!! curse is real. These people asked for it. Good and hard.

Posted by: fd at January 22, 2025 06:34 PM (vFG9F)

30 >>>In Big Mike's own words, "There were ten years when I couldn't stand my husband."
http://tiny.cc/zl17001

weird, she seems like such a happy person.

Posted by: ace at January 22, 2025 06:34 PM (KRtlO)

31 Joe Biden doesn't give a shit about being pardoned. Pretty soon he's going to be spit-roasted with Jimmy Carter on the barbed cock of satan.

Posted by: JROD at January 22, 2025 06:34 PM (IlL6s)

32 17 What does "bring the D " mean?

Bring the dick? As is have sex with her?

Sorry; I just have never heard that term before.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2025 06:33 PM (vQVkm)

Fen, you are a treasure. Every time you come with something like this, I think of my Mammaw reading the blog.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 22, 2025 06:34 PM (bss/y)

33 A two-fer, Harris's and OBama's

Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2025 06:32 PM (fwDg9)
_________________

I've been looking for the latter ever since I read that "Barry" and "Mike" took separate planes an hour apart to get to the same destination.

What married couple would ever do that?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2025 06:35 PM (YqDXo)

34 >>What does "bring the D " mean?


He reads Bible excerpts to her.

ie. 'D'euteronomy.

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2025 06:35 PM (snN/i)

35 They're all fucking assholes and deserve each other.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 22, 2025 06:35 PM (52sdb)

36 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 32m
BREAKING: President Donald Trump re-designates the Yemen's Houthis as a Foreign Terrorist Organization

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 22, 2025 06:35 PM (5LoD7)

37 30 >>>In Big Mike's own words, "There were ten years when I couldn't stand my husband."
http://tiny.cc/zl17001

weird, she seems like such a happy person.
Posted by: ace at January 22, 2025 06:34 PM (KRtlO)

You'd think with a dick that size she'd have more self confidence.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 22, 2025 06:35 PM (bss/y)

38 Kramola has no one left, no advisors and lackeys to blame , so Dough is getting the brunt of it. Of her anger that is. Bill decided to stick with Hillary, because he thought he was gonna get a 3rd and 4th term in the WH. He judged poorly. DOugh has no such illusions. Wonder what divorce will look like.

Posted by: runner at January 22, 2025 06:35 PM (g47mK)

39 I hate Minnesota Trans Activists

Posted by: jsg at January 22, 2025 06:35 PM (Fg0Nr)

40 no judgement here, ace, thanks for taking the hit for all of us!

we get to enjoy it, with yummy extra invective on top!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 22, 2025 06:36 PM (uX4GZ)

41 > however repugnant their actions, MS-13 gang members are human beings IMHO

So are the Jan 6 protesters who were locked up for years without trial. So is Elon Musk. So is Donald Trump. I don't see you guys pointing out their humanity and calling for mercy on their behalf.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 22, 2025 06:36 PM (Odg76)

42 I look at that photo of Mooch and start singing, "I'd a thousand miles, for one of her smiles, my mammmmmy."

I denounce myself, of course.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2025 06:36 PM (YqDXo)

43 Michele Obama Divorce Filing Excerpt:


I gave him the Best 10" of My Life!

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2025 06:36 PM (snN/i)

44 I bet Kamala NEVER gives blow jobs to Dougie.

Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at January 22, 2025 06:36 PM (VZeLR)

45 Mooch looks like Wayne Brady in that picture.
Posted by: PAgirlinNC at January 22, 2025 06:27 PM (Em8sU)


I was kind of shocked when Wayne Brady came out.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 22, 2025 06:36 PM (D6PGr)

46 D is for Dilettante.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 22, 2025 06:36 PM (mlg/3)

47 24 >>>Bring the dick? As is have sex with her?

yes.
Posted by: ace at January 22, 2025 06:33 PM (KRtlO)


Oh! I just thought...I haz sadz.

Posted by: Dick Morris, remember me? at January 22, 2025 06:36 PM (PiwSw)

48 I've been looking for the latter ever since I read that "Barry" and "Mike" took separate planes an hour apart to get to the same destination.

What married couple would ever do that?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2025 06:35 PM (YqDXo)

Weird, isn't it?

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 22, 2025 06:37 PM (52sdb)

49 another weird thing about that pic is: dinner for two in the wine cellar / utility room? wtf?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 22, 2025 06:37 PM (uX4GZ)

50


I can understand the Obamas splitting. Barry must have a really bad case of penis envy about the Wookie.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2025 06:37 PM (x0n13)

51 however repugnant their actions, MS-13 gang members are human beings IMHO
_______________

Spark of divinity? Only if we fire up the electric chair for them. Which would be a damned good idea, IMO.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2025 06:37 PM (YqDXo)

52 I was kind of shocked when Wayne Brady came out.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 22, 2025 06:36 PM (D6PGr)
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And Liberace! I never saw that coming! Women loved him!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at January 22, 2025 06:38 PM (6K6Eu)

53 Meghan is unintentionally funny. Who are these "serious journalists" of which she speaks?

Jim Acosta? Dana Bash? Jake Tapper?

You know, the people who routinely beclown and discredit themselves when they try to take on a member of the GOP who has somewhat of a spine.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 22, 2025 06:38 PM (tT6L1)

54 I hate Minnesota Trans Activists
------
Yeah, this re-naming of historic franchises has to stop--I'll never call them the Cleveland Guardians, no matter how long that name sticks. Ditto for the Washington Commanders.

Posted by: Crusader at January 22, 2025 06:38 PM (azSra)

55 Obama is gayer than a bag of dicks at a drag queen Liberace themed Tupperware party with dildo centerpieces, pink chiffon napkins and gift bags full of KY Jelly and amyl nitrate.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 22, 2025 06:38 PM (hMp8v)

56 >>another weird thing about that pic is: dinner for two in the wine cellar / utility room? wtf?


It's a Private Room in a restaurant.

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2025 06:38 PM (snN/i)

57 In Big Mike's own words, "There were ten years when I couldn't stand my husband."

Posted by: bonhomme

Small world. I can't stand him either.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 22, 2025 06:38 PM (WXNFJ)

58 "LOL Trump is even breaking up his enemies marriages
Posted by: steevy "

And one of their main goals was to break up his marriage.

Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2025 06:38 PM (fV+MH)

59 Maybe Obama and Mooch are on the rocks because Mooch killed Obama's chef/lover and dumped the body in the water.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 22, 2025 06:38 PM (lJmmt)

60 What does "bring the D " mean?
_______________

And why would they want deuterium, anyway?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2025 06:39 PM (YqDXo)

61 AZ Intel @AZ_Intel_ 9m
Nearly 20,000 people under mandatory evacuations near Castaic, California due to fast-growing Hughes Fire north of Santa Clarita that has burned over 5,000 acres. -- official

https://tinyurl.com/4eeb7s65
44 seconds; no sound; fire-retardant 'water' bomber flight too.

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 22, 2025 06:39 PM (5LoD7)

62 Always cellar wine next to the gas furnace.

Posted by: 13times at January 22, 2025 06:39 PM (yQm6I)

63 "It's a Private Room in a restaurant.
Posted by: garrett"

Looks like the basement.

Posted by: fd at January 22, 2025 06:39 PM (vFG9F)

64 Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 22, 2025 06:34 PM (bss/y)

Thank you, I think. 😉I imagine there are probably other women here who don't use that term or it took a second for them to know what it meant. They just don't want to admit it . Lol. Because part of my brain is very literal and it sounds like he sliced off his dick off and brought it on a platter.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2025 06:39 PM (sVppi)

65 57 In Big Mike's own words, "There were ten years when I couldn't stand my husband."

Posted by: bonhomme

Small world. I can't stand him either.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 22, 2025 06:38 PM (WXNFJ)

And it only took 8.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 22, 2025 06:39 PM (bss/y)

66 Defense.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 22, 2025 06:39 PM (JdxE1)

67 54 I hate Minnesota Trans Activists
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Yeah, this re-naming of historic franchises has to stop--I'll never call them the Cleveland Guardians, no matter how long that name sticks. Ditto for the Washington Commanders.
Posted by: Crusader at January 22, 2025 06:38 PM (azSra)


The Denver Dental Dams.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2025 06:39 PM (x0n13)

68 3 Nood.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 22, 2025 06:28 PM (JdxE1)

Not.

Posted by: m at January 22, 2025 06:39 PM (VnUSN)

69 The Obamas eat without silverware? No S&P? That table is poorly laid.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 22, 2025 06:40 PM (Aqu9a)

70 Obama is gayer than a bag of dicks at a drag queen Liberace themed Tupperware party with dildo centerpieces, pink chiffon napkins and gift bags full of KY Jelly and amyl nitrate.
Posted by: Marcus T

Marcus, you have to admit - that is oddly specific.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 22, 2025 06:40 PM (WXNFJ)

71 Yeah, this re-naming of historic franchises has to stop--I'll never call them the Cleveland Guardians, no matter how long that name sticks. Ditto for the Washington Commanders.
Posted by: Crusader at January 22, 2025 06:38 PM (azSra)

They really should go back to the Redskins. It's all I'll ever call them. Start the Movement.

Posted by: jsg at January 22, 2025 06:40 PM (Fg0Nr)

72 I've been looking for the latter ever since I read that "Barry" and "Mike" took separate planes an hour apart to get to the same destination.

What married couple would ever do that?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2025 06:35 PM (YqDXo)

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Imagine the carbon footprint!

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 22, 2025 06:40 PM (lJmmt)

73 The fact that a nitwit like Hardwood could be a moderator at a presidential debate shows why the GOPe must go the way of the dodo.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 22, 2025 06:40 PM (6v8aM)

74 Cruelty lesson #1:
"He couldn't bring the D if you filled a basket with D and had four strong men carry it for him."

Cruelty lesson #2:
"I need to know that Barack Obama's face is catching more cock than Frank Perdue."

Any questions?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 22, 2025 06:40 PM (wVvsl)

75 And Liberace! I never saw that coming! Women loved him!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at January 22, 2025 06:38 PM (6K6Eu)


fist bump ( not too hard ! )

Posted by: Barry Manilow at January 22, 2025 06:40 PM (PiwSw)

76 Donuts. What better way to say 'I love you.'

To Meghan McCain.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 22, 2025 06:40 PM (bss/y)

77 Can we look forward to the Ryan'ing* of the Obama's divorce records?


*Ryan'ing is when sealed records such as divorce are released to the press, especially if it benefits a democrat

Posted by: JD at January 22, 2025 06:40 PM (y8xwo)

78 You’re right Sebastian no need to have a divorce. But it’s become very obvious that Moochelle no longer wants to be seen hanging around Barry.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2025 06:40 PM (GvJdg)

79 > And why would they want deuterium, anyway?

Maybe they're building a heavy water nuclear reactor.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 22, 2025 06:41 PM (Odg76)

80 >>>Second of all, LOL at the question of whether Doug "Slugger" Emhoff is an asset or liability.

Are they suggesting that he is punching above his weight class?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 22, 2025 06:41 PM (7SvRt)

81 "Maybe Obama and Mooch are on the rocks because Mooch killed Obama's chef/lover and dumped the body in the water.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken "

What difference does that make?

Posted by: Hillary at January 22, 2025 06:41 PM (vFG9F)

82 Re: DEI "unconscionable pain"

Will no one think of the countless grifters who literally have no transferable skills, whose gravy train is about to come to a screeching halt?

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 22, 2025 06:41 PM (sJHOI)

83 Doug E = Little D (followed) Willy B=BBC

It's math.....algebra I think(?)

Posted by: JROD at January 22, 2025 06:41 PM (IlL6s)

84 >>"The funny thing, maybe the sad thing, is he didn't give himself a pardon. And if you look at it, it all had to do with him."

I've been saying the pardons are less about his family members and more about stopping investigations from reaching their inevitable end point, Joe.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2025 06:41 PM (LkLld)

85 AZ Intel @AZ_Intel_ 1h
Hughes Fire north of Santa Clarita, California grows to 5,054 acres; surrounding areas under mandatory evacuation orders.

https://tinyurl.com/28rp4d7a
31 seconds; orange haze

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 22, 2025 06:41 PM (5LoD7)

86 Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at January 22, 2025 06:38 PM (6K6Eu)

wait what? It was obvious married with children Wayne Brady was gay? I admit my gaydar didn't pick it up but I'm giving myself a pass.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 22, 2025 06:41 PM (D6PGr)

87 >>>I've been looking for the latter ever since I read that "Barry" and "Mike" took separate planes an hour apart to get to the same destination.

They actually vacationed in different countries, too.

Posted by: ace at January 22, 2025 06:41 PM (KRtlO)

88 It's funny cause ace used "D" so as not to say the word and Fenelon is just blasting it.

2025 is going to be so weird.

Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2025 06:41 PM (fV+MH)

89 I was kind of shocked when Wayne Brady came out.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 22, 2025 06:36 PM (D6PGr)
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And Liberace! I never saw that coming! Women loved him!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at January 22, 2025 06:38 PM (6K6Eu)
______________

Next you'll me Paul Lynde was gay!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2025 06:42 PM (YqDXo)

90 I will not be surprised that once President Trump starts his muscle moves against the cartels, they will respond. And they are barbaric. Stay armed and your head on a swivel.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 22, 2025 06:42 PM (W/lyH)

91 Michelle Obama used a taxpayer plane to fly her and some galpals to Italy or Greece (somewhere in Europe) to celebrate her birthday... without Obama.

Posted by: ace at January 22, 2025 06:42 PM (KRtlO)

92 tell me

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2025 06:42 PM (YqDXo)

93 79 > And why would they want deuterium, anyway?

Maybe they're building a heavy water nuclear reactor.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 22, 2025 06:41 PM (Odg76)

Or that GI Joe... transmutation? Transportation? Death Ray?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 22, 2025 06:42 PM (bss/y)

94
Interesting how nobody has a problem with that giant wood table in the obama home. Not very "eco" of them, is it?

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 22, 2025 06:42 PM (RDFmy)

95 CNN is reporting that U.S. Transportation Command (USTRANSCOM) has been instructed by the Pentagon, to prepare to use Military Assets, including C-130 and C-17 Military Transport Aircraft, for Migrant Repatriation Flights.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at January 22, 2025 06:42 PM (jQ+5q)

96 It's a Private Room in a restaurant.
Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2025 06:38 PM (snN/i)

pfft...the hottest table is the one in Restaurant's Kitchen !
(there was a fad once...)

Posted by: runner at January 22, 2025 06:42 PM (g47mK)

97
and that ain't faux wood

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 22, 2025 06:42 PM (RDFmy)

98 They don't look like they are actually going to share a dinner together...

Posted by: Max Power at January 22, 2025 06:43 PM (q177U)

99 Michelle Obama used a taxpayer plane to fly her and some galpals to Italy or Greece (somewhere in Europe) to celebrate her birthday... without Obama.

Posted by: ace at January 22, 2025 06:42 PM (KRtlO)
________________

It's stuff like this that me wonder if she passed on the Inauguration not so much because of Trump but because of "Barry."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2025 06:43 PM (YqDXo)

100 GI Joe cont.
I still love that they got the 'Heavy Water' from the deepest part of the ocean. It was in a small pool on the ocean floor.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 22, 2025 06:43 PM (bss/y)

101 ".....spread more widely by Meghan McCain..."

OK, I stopped right there.

Posted by: javems at January 22, 2025 06:43 PM (8I4hW)

102 Obama may not even be homo. There's every chance he's so low T he's got zero sex drive.

Of course, being married to Michelle might also have that effect.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 22, 2025 06:43 PM (tT6L1)

103 Did y'alls see Doug and Bill checking out Carrie Underwood ?

Posted by: jsg at January 22, 2025 06:43 PM (Fg0Nr)

104 I don't know what The D is either.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 22, 2025 06:43 PM (63Dwl)

105 Some angry muttering by 80-year-old James Carville isn't enough. Needling by brokedown old libertine Bill Maher isn't enough. They need someone in high elected office to rise up and have Sista Soulja moment.
__________

Fetterman

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 22, 2025 06:43 PM (Dm8we)

106 My understanding is that "gray divorce" is picking up.

"I've got 20 years left to live and I'm not spending it with that asshole!"

I understand the sentiment.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 22, 2025 06:43 PM (lJmmt)

107 Stand up hookup shuffle to the door, jump on out at the count of quatro.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 22, 2025 06:44 PM (JdxE1)

108 104 I don't know what The D is either.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 22, 2025 06:43 PM (63Dwl)

Is it Tenacious?

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2025 06:44 PM (GvJdg)

109 I have a solution to Barry and Michell's misery, hook him up with Bettina whatshername who is hanging around Don JR.

Posted by: runner at January 22, 2025 06:44 PM (g47mK)

110 There are a number of examples of professional sportsball teams that didn't bring the D.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 22, 2025 06:45 PM (R+4G8)

111
Lol michelle got everything hillary wanted. 2009-2017 in the white house, the semblance of a faithful husband, imposing looks, and now a divorce.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at January 22, 2025 06:45 PM (XbOKj)

112 So the queen of resting butch face and barky just couldn't make a run if it.

Seems a shame the went so well together.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 22, 2025 06:45 PM (hmkBc)

113 I pray Kamala won't copy that achievement!
Posted by: Paul, Just this guy, you know? at January 22, 2025 06:32 PM (hiatl)

Yikes. Me, too. Unless things go terribly wrong in the next 4 years, though, I expect to see a President Vance. Kamala would not have a chance.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 22, 2025 06:45 PM (OX9vb)

114 Paul Lynde was gay?

Posted by: Emily Litella at January 22, 2025 06:45 PM (PiwSw)

115 Why in the world did gays want marriage in the first place?

Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2025 06:45 PM (fV+MH)

116 >>"I've got 20 years left to live and I'm not spending it with that asshole!"


There's a joke using the word 'retention' to be had here.

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2025 06:45 PM (snN/i)

117 Well, there are lots of wonderful passages in Deuteronomy including Deut: 20:34

Deuteronomy 20:3-4
New International Version
3 He shall say: “Hear, Israel: Today you are going into battle against your enemies. Do not be fainthearted or afraid; do not panic or be terrified by them. 4 For the Lord your God is the one who goes with you to fight for you against your enemies to give you victory.”

But the likelihood of Barack and Michelle reading any Jewish scripture together is as likely as me reading the Koran lovingly to FenSpouse.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2025 06:45 PM (sVppi)

118 >> Marcus, you have to admit - that is oddly specific.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 22, 2025 06:40 PM (WXNFJ)

Brother. I’ve seen some things in my life and that doesn’t even cover half of it.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 22, 2025 06:45 PM (hMp8v)

119 It's a Private Room in a restaurant.
Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2025 06:38 PM (snN/i)

pfft...the hottest table is the one in Restaurant's Kitchen !
(there was a fad once...)
Posted by: runner at January 22, 2025 06:42 PM (g47mK)
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It's the New Cruelty.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at January 22, 2025 06:45 PM (6K6Eu)

120 Arguing the humanity of cartels that smuggle fentanyl-spiked drugs into our communities and killing more than100,000 Americans is quite the take!

Doing this within days of VPVance, famously the son of a drug-addict, is PRICELESS.



Keep it up, NYT! You gotta be you.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 22, 2025 06:45 PM (Hkcdp)

121 And now she is REALLY appreciating the significance of the passage of time.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2025 06:33 PM (YqDXo)
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Me too. I'm really appreciating that the last four years have finally passed through time.

Posted by: bluebell at January 22, 2025 06:45 PM (79pEw)

122 But if the Kammie leaves Dougie, how will she ever win the votes of the Slapahoe Tribe?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 22, 2025 06:46 PM (Y2NGV)

123 I'm announcing today that I've decided to live my life as Wayne Brady.

Posted by: Doug Emhoff at January 22, 2025 06:46 PM (paSBy)

124 >103 Did y'alls see Doug and Bill checking out Carrie Underwood?
Posted by: jsg at January 22, 2025 06:43 PM (Fg0Nr)


Biden too. I would have thought Carrie was a bit long in the tooth for him.

Posted by: Scarymary at January 22, 2025 06:46 PM (MZsCp)

125 Michelle Obama used a taxpayer plane to fly her and some galpals to Italy or Greece (somewhere in Europe) to celebrate her birthday... without Obama.

==


she would fly to Aspen all the time to party with her pals and celebs, while Barack was elsewhere

Posted by: runner at January 22, 2025 06:46 PM (g47mK)

126 >> I have a solution to Barry and Michell's misery


Swap with Kamala and Doug?

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2025 06:46 PM (snN/i)

127 Oh..."gray" divorce.

NM

Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2025 06:46 PM (fV+MH)

128 Won't someone think of the MS-13 gang members?! Even as they're slowly hacking teenage girls to death to make it as painful and torturous as possible, they're still someone's husband, brother, son.

Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at January 22, 2025 06:46 PM (VZeLR)

129 I imagine that trans issues are very important for someone like Elie Mystal who has long had trouble passing as a man.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls -- jon favreau truther at January 22, 2025 06:46 PM (guCHD)

130 Keep it up, NYT! You gotta be you.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 22, 2025 06:45 PM (Hkcdp)
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Honestly, it sounds more like the Babylon Bee.

Posted by: bluebell at January 22, 2025 06:46 PM (79pEw)

131 Yo!

Posted by: Heavy D at January 22, 2025 06:47 PM (Aqu9a)

132 The older Dem leaders are starting to look like death warmed over. So is Mitch. The difference is the younger Dems are lunatics, while younger Republicans are pretty based. The Dem party power struggle is just beginning. The Republican party is behind Trump with some irrelevant exceptions.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 22, 2025 06:47 PM (6v8aM)

133 106 My understanding is that "gray divorce" is picking up.

"I've got 20 years left to live and I'm not spending it with that asshole!"

I understand the sentiment.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 22, 2025 06:43 PM (lJmmt)

I was thinking big Mike hit menopause or got erectile dysfunction and cut barky off so he said see ya.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 22, 2025 06:47 PM (hmkBc)

134 >>It's the New Cruelty.


You think you can haz ze Duck!?

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2025 06:47 PM (snN/i)

135 Next you'll me Paul Lynde was gay!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2025 06:42 PM (YqDXo)

-----------------

Really?

Posted by: Sal Mineo at January 22, 2025 06:47 PM (tT6L1)

136 Stand up hookup shuffle to the door, jump on out at the count of quatro.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 22, 2025 06:44 PM (JdxE1)


Ha!
Had the same chant rolling through my head.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 22, 2025 06:48 PM (W/lyH)

137 128 Won't someone think of the MS-13 gang members?! Even as they're slowly hacking teenage girls to death to make it as painful and torturous as possible, they're still someone's husband, brother, son.
Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at January 22, 2025 06:46 PM (VZeLR)

They've got kids, dreamers!

Posted by: Pastor Dangerhair at January 22, 2025 06:48 PM (hmkBc)

138 Those "trans women" are always so dainty and feminine.

Posted by: Eternity Matters at January 22, 2025 06:48 PM (yT7Wa)

139 Breaking911 @Breaking911 1h
BREAKING: House passes the Laken Riley Act, sending it to President Trump's desk

This bill requires the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) to detain certain non-U.S. nationals (aliens under federal law) who have been arrested for burglary, theft, larceny, or shoplifting.

The bill also authorizes states to sue the federal government for decisions or alleged failures related to immigration enforcement.

Breaking911 @Breaking911 21m
AOC ON LAKEN RILEY ACT: "If [an illegal alien] is so much as accused of a crime...they will be rounded up & put into a private detention camp & sent out for deportation."
That's the point, lady.

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 22, 2025 06:48 PM (5LoD7)

140 NYT - Isolating U.S. companies from cartel activities could be almost impossible given that the criminal groups operate in sectors like agriculture and tourism,...
_______

OMG! How did this happen?!?!?
- Faithful Readers of the NYT

Of course this has been happening for decades due to our broken immigration system. As always, Trump doesn't know what he is doing.
- Faithful Readers of the NYT after NPC firmware update

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 22, 2025 06:48 PM (fs1hN)

141 X gets the center square.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 22, 2025 06:48 PM (JdxE1)

142 ">> I have a solution to Barry and Michell's misery

Swap with Kamala and Doug?
Posted by: garrett"

Doug and Barry and Kamala and Michelle?

Posted by: Hillary at January 22, 2025 06:48 PM (vFG9F)

143 What does "bring the D " mean?

Bring the dick? As is have sex with her?

Sorry; I just have never heard that term before.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2025 06:33 PM

Don't ask about Vitamin D injections.

Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at January 22, 2025 06:48 PM (VZeLR)

144 im not believing everyone knew Brady was obviously gay because it was not mentioned here at aos once in the thousands of times he was quoted from the Dave Chappell skit

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 22, 2025 06:48 PM (D6PGr)

145 CNN is reporting that U.S. Transportation Command (USTRANSCOM) has been instructed by the Pentagon, to prepare to use Military Assets, including C-130 and C-17 Military Transport Aircraft, for Migrant Repatriation Flights.
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It!

I wonder how many illegals can be strapped to each of those slidy pallet thingies..

Posted by: Tonypete at January 22, 2025 06:48 PM (WXNFJ)

146 Ace - had family living in Vail area during Obama presidency, and Michelle made weekend trips to Vail all the dang time. She had a female friend with a vacation home there. Everyone knew when she was in town.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 22, 2025 06:49 PM (Hkcdp)

147 Barak "I make love to men daily. But in my mind" Obama has marital problems?

Boy, if those kids can't make it, who can?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls -- jon favreau truther at January 22, 2025 06:49 PM (guCHD)

148 >>I was thinking big Mike hit menopause or got erectile dysfunction and cut barky off so he said see ya.


She keeps leaving the Toilet Seat Up!

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at January 22, 2025 06:49 PM (snN/i)

149 This just in: Barry and Doug have announced their engagement.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2025 06:49 PM (YqDXo)

150 I seem to recall recounting Barack being off somewhere when he received word Michelle was pregnant. Maybe even having the baby.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 22, 2025 06:49 PM (tT6L1)

151 27 That's a shitload of wine in the background of the Obama picture. If they split, who gets?
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 22, 2025 06:33 PM --

7th Infantry?

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at January 22, 2025 06:49 PM (wzAuc)

152 That last vid of the non-coping dude cosplaying as...something...

So they tackle grandma reading text from a gay pornographic book for disrupting a council meeting, but let this freak go off as much as he wants. No two tier here.

I thought disrupting a government proceeding was insurrectiony?

Posted by: haffhowershower at January 22, 2025 06:49 PM (NMT5x)

153 Don't ask about Vitamin D injections.
Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at January 22, 2025 06:48 PM (VZeLR)

Somebody already mentioned that in a prior thread. I figured it out.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2025 06:49 PM (sVppi)

154 I found it lol

https://tinyurl.com/a2d7bn6f

Posted by: jsg at January 22, 2025 06:49 PM (Fg0Nr)

155 I was thinking big Mike hit menopause or got erectile dysfunction and cut barky off so he said see ya.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 22, 2025 06:47 PM (hmkBc)

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Menopause, the excuse women always wanted not to have sex with the husbands they pledged their bodies to.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 22, 2025 06:49 PM (lJmmt)

156 DOJ is halting any action on civil rights cases.

Looks like the grifting is coming to an end.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2025 06:50 PM (LkLld)

157 Heck, how many border state politicians and bureaucrats are in bed with the cartels?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 22, 2025 06:50 PM (Hkcdp)

158 Stand up hookup shuffle to the door, jump on out at the count of quatro.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 22, 2025 06:44 PM


I must be getting old; that's not quite how I remember it.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 22, 2025 06:50 PM (R+4G8)

159 Breaking911 @Breaking911 21m
AOC ON LAKEN RILEY ACT: "If [an illegal alien] is so much as accused of a crime...they will be rounded up & put into a private detention camp & sent out for deportation."
That's the point, lady.
Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 22, 2025 06:48 PM (5LoD7)
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Yeah, those rules are only supposed to apply to white men with a job.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 22, 2025 06:50 PM (tT6L1)

160 Mark Halperin notes the Democrats are leaderless.

*raises hand and waves vigorously*

Posted by: Hillary! at January 22, 2025 06:50 PM (ws6WZ)

161 For the last 40 years, since Reagan, the power center of the Republican Party was not the money center of the Republican Party.
That is, the country club had the power. But the conservative base had the money.
That misalignment was why we'd have all the Republicans saying conservative things at election while doing liberal things after.

That has ended.

Now, for the first time in ... ever? The power center of the Democrat Party is not the money center of the party.
The power is with the younger, Progressives but the money is all with the older, liberals.
That misalignment is going to be like an unbalanced tire spun up to 100mph.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 22, 2025 06:50 PM (I9fAe)

162 Heck, how many border state politicians and bureaucrats are in bed with the cartels?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 22, 2025 06:50 PM (Hkcdp)
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Looks like we're about to find out.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at January 22, 2025 06:50 PM (6K6Eu)

163 151 27 That's a shitload of wine in the background of the Obama picture. If they split, who gets?
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 22, 2025 06:33 PM --

7th Infantry?
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at January 22, 2025 06:49 PM (wzAuc)


I has already *hic* called dibs.

Posted by: The Speaker Emerita at January 22, 2025 06:50 PM (PiwSw)

164 Do we even know that is Mooch? Looks like Nipsy Russel in drag.

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2025 06:51 PM (KQk9m)

165
Additional rumor: the thing that destabilized the Obama marriage was that Barack's wife decided to transition to female.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 22, 2025 06:51 PM (L78T1)

166 I'm just going over the list of things that PDJT has accomplished in 48 hours.

It is Providence that the LA fires that showcase the utter disaster of DEI happened within weeks of PDJT cleaning house on DEI FedGov employees.

Over 600 criminal illegal alien arrests in just one day? This comes on the tail of dismissing a bunch of DEI mis-hires?

Its profoundly obvious the contrast between Merit Based and Arbitrary-Check-box Based hiring and promotion.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 22, 2025 06:51 PM (a4flb)

167 "D"livery

Posted by: banana Dream at January 22, 2025 06:51 PM (Y6IkP)

168 however repugnant their actions, MS-13 gang members are human beings IMHO

What is this supposed to mean? Of course they are human, that's why its so awful what they do. That's an essential part of their humanity; their sin, their evil. Anyone who has lived through and studied the history of the last 150, 200 years can see the horrors of humanity. What is he even trying to say? How is it a humble opinion to state that MS-13 gang members are, in fact human???

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2025 06:51 PM (2VST1)

169 106 My understanding is that "gray divorce" is picking up.

This guy is becoming a bigger asshole every day, your honor !

~Possible Reason

Posted by: jsg at January 22, 2025 06:51 PM (Fg0Nr)

170 ok, if reading a headline that tries to empathize with murderous cartels who get all rapey with even the cats, dogs and cattle isnt enough to dissuade you from thinking the Times is anything other than the most buttfucked of buttfuckery of fucks that ever fucked the anus of stupidy fucks

I just dont know whats gonna do it

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Mighty Fondler of MAGAshambas at January 22, 2025 06:51 PM (HYKHz)

171 Breaking911 @Breaking911 21m
AOC ON LAKEN RILEY ACT: "If [an illegal alien] is so much as accused of a crime...they will be rounded up & put into a private detention camp & sent out for deportation."
That's the point, lady.

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 22, 2025 06:48 PM (5LoD7)
_______________

Maybe she's not as stupid as I thought.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2025 06:52 PM (YqDXo)

172 I had no idea who Wayne Brady is so I looked him up. Married twice to women, had a nervous breakdown in 2014 and then came out as pansexual in 2023. Don't think he's gay , just nuts

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 22, 2025 06:52 PM (6v8aM)

173 Over 600 criminal illegal alien arrests in just one day? This comes on the tail of dismissing a bunch of DEI mis-hires?

They did kind of tip their hands a month or so ago stating that they knew where a lot of the people they wanted to arrest were, and were ready to get them. I'm surprised its not a bigger number.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2025 06:52 PM (2VST1)

174 It was when Barak couldn't figure out how to use an umbrella that Michelle began to realize he was a useless douchebag.

https://tinyurl.com/3jv9v9fm

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 22, 2025 06:53 PM (fs1hN)

175 John Harwood @JohnJHarwood
however repugnant their actions, MS-13 gang members are human beings IMHO

--
What do you want to bet that this weirdo takes a much less gracious tone with Trump, his team, and conservative voters in general?

Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at January 22, 2025 06:53 PM (HcxQ6)

176 OT but Nosferatu physical apparently went up for pre order yesterday. Steelbook was already gone when I found it.

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2025 06:53 PM (KQk9m)

177 Do we even know that is Mooch? Looks like Nipsy Russel in drag.

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2025 06:51 PM (KQk9m)
_________________

Good point. Mooch looks like Lawrence Taylor in drag.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2025 06:53 PM (YqDXo)

178 Mark Halperin notes the Democrats are leaderless.

*raises hand and waves vigorously*
Posted by: Hillary! at January 22, 2025 06:50 PM


Pick me! Pick me!

Posted by: David Hogg at January 22, 2025 06:53 PM (R+4G8)

179 I've given Trump/Vance several days to settle in, so I feel safe in leaving tomorrow. Headed to Greenland with my shovel, sluice box, and gold pan, to prospect our new holdings. Will report back from the creek bank.

Posted by: The Ole Buzzard at January 22, 2025 06:53 PM (G5+As)

180 And HO LEE FUK

you could fit Greenland between how far apart barry and big mike were in that photo

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Mighty Fondler of MAGAshambas at January 22, 2025 06:53 PM (HYKHz)

181 If [an illegal alien] is so much as accused of a crime...they will be rounded up & put into a private detention camp & sent out for deportation.

What seems to elude these brain trusts is that BY DEFINITION anyone here... illegally... is already guilty of breaking the law.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2025 06:53 PM (2VST1)

182 Menopause, the excuse women always wanted not to have sex with the husbands they pledged their bodies to.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 22, 2025 06:49 PM (lJmmt)


Mrs D described it as having her own private little summer. And I wasn't invited.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 22, 2025 06:53 PM (W/lyH)

183 Alas, no one brings the D to poor Fen?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at January 22, 2025 06:54 PM (wBaIH)

184 >> I had no idea who Wayne Brady is so I looked him up. Married twice to women,

attended one P.Diddy Party and had a nervous breakdown in 2014 when he woke up with a condom hanging out of his ass

>>and then came out as pansexual in 2023. Don't think he's gay , just nuts

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2025 06:54 PM (snN/i)

185 Put the illegal alien criminals in the bomb bays of B - 52s and drop them on Maduro's house

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 22, 2025 06:54 PM (6v8aM)

186 115 Why in the world did gays want marriage in the first place?
Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2025 06:45 PM (fV+MH)

Adoption.

Posted by: Reforger at January 22, 2025 06:54 PM (xcIvR)

187 however repugnant their actions, MS-13 gang members SS concentration camp guards are human beings IMHO

Posted by: The Media! at January 22, 2025 06:54 PM (uxCna)

188 They did kind of tip their hands a month or so ago stating that they knew where a lot of the people they wanted to arrest were, and were ready to get them. I'm surprised its not a bigger number.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2025 06:52 PM (2VST1)
_______________

Homan probably has a limited number of agents. Give him time.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2025 06:55 PM (YqDXo)

189 I had no idea who Wayne Brady is so I looked him up. Married twice to women, had a nervous breakdown in 2014 and then came out as pansexual in 2023. Don't think he's gay , just nuts
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 22, 2025 06:52 PM (6v8aM)


pansexual supposedly means you're attracted to all genders which I guess includes trannies.

So gay.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 22, 2025 06:55 PM (D6PGr)

190 I'm announcing today that I've decided to live my life as Wayne Brady.
Posted by: Doug Emhoff


you guys!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Posted by: runner at January 22, 2025 06:55 PM (g47mK)

191 That Minnesota clip is...interesting.

What got my attention was the second half with the droning chant. They sounded hypnotized or brainwashed.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 22, 2025 06:55 PM (xmpzh)

192 "Yeah, this communist power couple are "America's Sweethearts."

Your sarcasm is appreciated Mr. Ace. I know who you really think is America's Sweetheart *wink*.

Posted by: BroFo Omar at January 22, 2025 06:55 PM (lg881)

193
Powerful forces want Big Mike to be a Presidential contender, and that will be easier if she's not an Argentine-style wife of the earlier President.
Posted by: gKWVE at January 22, 2025 06:33 PM (gKWVE)




Don't cry for me Kaloramaaaaaaa!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 22, 2025 06:55 PM (y9nCu)

194 I wonder how many illegals can be strapped to each of those slidy pallet thingies..

Go long on whoever within the MIC manufactures Slidy Pallet Thingies™

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 22, 2025 06:55 PM (a4flb)

195 If trans activists were capable of coping at all, they would not be trans activists.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 22, 2025 06:55 PM (BpYfr)

196 However repugnant their actions, members of the National Socialist German Workers Party Brown Shirts are human beings IMHO.

Posted by: John Harwood, circa 1933 at January 22, 2025 06:55 PM (PiwSw)

197 Big Mike needs the extra room for her feedbag

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at January 22, 2025 06:55 PM (wBaIH)

198 You don't say.

>>@paulsperry_
·
>>2m
BREAKING: The woke bishop Mariann Budde who at yesterday's prayer service tried to shame President Trump into not deporting illegal aliens runs a "sanctuary ministry" @ the DC Nat'l Cathedral that hides "our immigrant brothers and sisters who risk detention, deportation" from ICE

Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2025 06:55 PM (LkLld)

199 184 >> I had no idea who Wayne Brady is so I looked him up. Married twice to women,

attended one P.Diddy Party and had a nervous breakdown in 2014 when he woke up with a condom hanging out of his ass

>>and then came out as pansexual in 2023. Don't think he's gay , just nuts
Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2025 06:54 PM (snN/i


Wayne brady, ? From the brady bumch?

Posted by: Pastor Dangerhair at January 22, 2025 06:55 PM (hmkBc)

200 John Harwood @JohnJHarwood
however repugnant their actions, MS-13 gang members are human beings IMHO
---
And that would be something different did I not live on a planet where prominent Dems complained about "humanizing Trump."

Posted by: Axeman at January 22, 2025 06:56 PM (OaZlZ)

201 Homan probably has a limited number of agents. Give him time.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

But a bounty on their pelts. Problem solved!!

Posted by: Tonypete at January 22, 2025 06:56 PM (WXNFJ)

202 Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at January 22, 2025 06:54 PM (wBaIH

That was not nice He has never referred to it that way but I guess it would make me laugh. He doesn't say "Heh, babe, want your D injection tonight?" Either.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2025 06:56 PM (sVppi)

203 Meghan Kelly is much hotter than Ann Coulter.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 22, 2025 06:56 PM (lhenN)

204 I dont know why a moron here or there complains about us calling Big Mike a dude

Have you not seen the BULGE???

Does the BULGE not answer all things??

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Mighty Fondler of MAGAshambas at January 22, 2025 06:56 PM (HYKHz)

205 143 What does "bring the D " mean?

Bring the dick? As is have sex with her?

Sorry; I just have never heard that term before.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2025 06:33 PM
____

Nice job filling in for Ben Rothliesburger! Next time use all caps.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 22, 2025 06:56 PM (fs1hN)

206 ACLU sues over rest room accommodations on C130s. And don't get them started on the box lunches.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 22, 2025 06:56 PM (gm9Sb)

207 >>> I had no idea who Wayne Brady is so I looked him up. Married twice to women, had a nervous breakdown in 2014 and then came out as pansexual in 2023. Don't think he's gay , just nuts
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 22, 2025 06:52 PM (6v8aM)


It all started going wrong when he found that tiki idol at a construction site in Hawaii.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 22, 2025 06:56 PM (Y6IkP)

208 Wayne brady, ? From the brady bumch?

The dad was gay as fuck

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2025 06:56 PM (KQk9m)

209 C-17 can fit a lot of people

Posted by: runner at January 22, 2025 06:56 PM (g47mK)

210 177 Do we even know that is Mooch? Looks like Nipsy Russel in drag.

Posted by: steevy

Please! I was happy everytime Nipsey Russell came on my TV. I was NEVER happy to see Mooch.

Posted by: Standards And Practices at January 22, 2025 06:56 PM (G5+As)

211 Remember when Big Mike wore outfits that looked like materials normally used for furniture fabric?

Posted by: Media swoon at January 22, 2025 06:57 PM (huy4v)

212 In the Minnesota Capital video - what are they chanting in the background?

Someone asks 'what do we want?' It sounds like the reply is 'oil??' Then they say 'when do we want it ?' - 'Now'.

That can't be - can anyone make out what they're saying? What is the 'it' they want?

And why does the other 'it' have to be so profane, blasting f*** this, f*** that everywhere?

You lose me right there behaving like that.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 22, 2025 06:57 PM (QGaXH)

213 I don’t know about the Obama’s marriage, but I still think Michelle looks sick in that picture. I can’t stand her or her politics, but I hope she is just eating too many cookies and isn’t fighting a terrible disease.

Posted by: Piper at January 22, 2025 06:57 PM (ZdaMQ)

214 Ann Coulter

******************

Ann Coulter looks like an extra wandering around a Walking Dead set

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Mighty Fondler of MAGAshambas at January 22, 2025 06:57 PM (HYKHz)

215 115 Why in the world did gays want marriage in the first place?
Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2025 06:45 PM (fV+MH)

They never did. From the start, beloved pet homos like Andrew Sullivan were insisting that gay marriage could be totally different, casting off such onerous customs like fidelity. What they wanted was to own conservatives and shit on Christianity.

It's like the Colorado cake homos. You think they really, really just want a cake from the shop they've been repeat suing for more than a decade?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls -- jon favreau truther at January 22, 2025 06:57 PM (guCHD)

216 43 Michele Obama Divorce Filing Excerpt:

I gave him the Best 10" of My His Life!

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2025 06:36 PM (snN/i)

FIFY

Posted by: Big Mike at January 22, 2025 06:57 PM (lg881)

217 BREAKING: The woke bishop Mariann Budde who at yesterday's prayer service tried to shame President Trump into not deporting illegal aliens runs a "sanctuary ministry" @ the DC Nat'l Cathedral that hides "our immigrant brothers and sisters who risk detention, deportation" from ICE
Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2025 06:55 PM (LkLld)

-------------------

Aiding and abetting

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 22, 2025 06:57 PM (lJmmt)

218 Vitamin D? It's not so much an injection as a, how you say, tattoo gun.

Posted by: Paolo at January 22, 2025 06:58 PM (R+4G8)

219 Joy Reid and Elie Mystal freak out

I can't tell which one is Joy Reid.
.......

She's the ugly one

Posted by: wth at January 22, 2025 06:58 PM (v0R5T)

220 Megan McCain is like really like really solid source. Like she really kicks it like more than like any other like podcaster...

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 22, 2025 06:58 PM (nnVdx)

221 Are parachutes expensive? They might have to actually land the planes.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 22, 2025 06:58 PM (JdxE1)

222 however repugnant their actions, J6 protesters are human beings IMHO

Posted by: Shit John Harwood would never say at January 22, 2025 06:58 PM (jleHU)

223 It all started going wrong when he found that tiki idol at a construction site in Hawaii.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 22, 2025 06:56 PM (Y6IkP)
-----------
Perhaps it was the Curse of Gladdington Castle:
https://achewood.com/2006/08/07/title.html

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at January 22, 2025 06:58 PM (6K6Eu)

224 BREAKING: The woke bishop Mariann Budde who at yesterday's prayer service tried to shame President Trump into not deporting illegal aliens runs a "sanctuary ministry" @ the DC Nat'l Cathedral that hides "our immigrant brothers and sisters who risk detention, deportation" from ICE
____

Mr. Homan, please pick up the white courtesy phone. Tom Homan. Thank you.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 22, 2025 06:58 PM (fs1hN)

225 I'm just as glad Big Mike is MIA.

Nasty, evil straight-razor totin' woman.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 22, 2025 06:58 PM (QGaXH)

226 McCain is such a cursed name...

Posted by: runner at January 22, 2025 06:58 PM (g47mK)

227 I had no idea who Wayne Brady is so I looked him up. Married twice to women

Wasn't he the black guy from Whose Line Is It Anyway?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2025 06:58 PM (2VST1)

228 209 C-17 can fit a lot of people
Posted by: runner at January 22, 2025 06:56 PM (g47mK)

On the landing gear, too.

Posted by: Better Dead Than Afghan at January 22, 2025 06:59 PM (Fg0Nr)

229 Wayne brady, ? From the brady bumch?
Posted by: Pastor Dangerhair

Now I remember - from "Whose Line is it Anyway?".

Posted by: Tonypete at January 22, 2025 06:59 PM (WXNFJ)

230 Supporting people like the guy in the last video is as insane as he is.

Posted by: huerfano at January 22, 2025 06:59 PM (DKIGo)

231 I see that the rather lame insult factory is still on shift for tonight . Good night.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2025 06:59 PM (sVppi)

232 MOre KABOOM


"Trump designates the Houthis as a Foreign Terrorist Organization...
US President signs executive order designating Ansar Allah, also known as the Houthis, a Foreign Terrorist Organization, as the Iran-backed rebels continue their attacks on vessels in the Red Sea."

Posted by: runner at January 22, 2025 06:59 PM (g47mK)

233 >>Wasn't he the black guy from Whose Line Is It Anyway?


You are thinking of Drew Carey.

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2025 07:00 PM (snN/i)

234 what is Tim Dillon doing at the Minnesota Capitol building?

I don't think his new material is working well.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 22, 2025 07:00 PM (D7oie)

235 The rumor is that Barry is doing the deed with Jennifer Aniston.

This is obviously not possible, since it would imply that Barry is heterosexual.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 22, 2025 07:00 PM (uxCna)

236 I'm just as glad Big Mike is MIA.

Big Mike returned home to the forests of the Pacific Northwest.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 22, 2025 07:00 PM (a4flb)

237 >>> pansexual supposedly means you're attracted to all genders which I guess includes trannies.

So gay.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 22, 2025 06:55 PM (D6PGr)


Pansexual means you are gay for cookware.

Posted by: Ice-T at January 22, 2025 07:00 PM (Y6IkP)

238 Kramola has no one left, no advisors and lackeys to blame , so Dough is getting the brunt of it. Of her anger that is. Bill decided to stick with Hillary, because he thought he was gonna get a 3rd and 4th term in the WH. He judged poorly. DOugh has no such illusions. Wonder what divorce will look like.
Posted by: runner at January 22, 2025 06:35 PM (g47mK)

The thing to notice about Harris is she had no cronies or toadys on her staff. All of them were Bidenites and Jill hated her so they were spies.

That's going to be a problem if she has to buck the establishments in SoCal and NoCal. And if NoCal tries to push her on Socal, she might lose out, she's so bad.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 22, 2025 07:00 PM (n7h9X)

239 I had no idea who Wayne Brady is so I looked him up. Married twice to women

Wasn't he the black guy from Whose Line Is It Anyway?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2025 06:58 PM (2VST1)

yes but better known here from the Dave Chappell show.

"is Wayne Brady going to have to slap a bitch?'

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 22, 2025 07:00 PM (D6PGr)

240 204 I dont know why a moron here or there complains about us calling Big Mike a dude

Have you not seen the BULGE???

Does the BULGE not answer all things??
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger

I have provided ample proof that she is a very tall woman. I have provided pictures of her as a child. I have provided pictures of her with the girls as infants. There is no bulge. There is a zipper in linen pants that have been starched.

Posted by: Piper at January 22, 2025 07:00 PM (ZdaMQ)

241 19 Powerful forces want Big Mike to be a Presidential contender, and that will be easier if she's not an Argentine-style wife of the earlier President.
Posted by: gKWVE at January 22, 2025 06:33 PM (gKWVE)

Divorce won't change that -it's irreversible.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 22, 2025 07:00 PM (QGaXH)

242 Why in the world did gays want marriage in the first place?

They didn't. Five years before the big push started for homosexual marriage, the general consensus amongst activists was that marriage was an oppressive heteronormative imposition.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2025 07:01 PM (2VST1)

243 apropos, did Israel get that shipment of 2000lb bombs yet?

Posted by: runner at January 22, 2025 07:01 PM (g47mK)

244 Trump designates the Houthis as a Foreign Terrorist Organization

***************************

Are you fucking kidding me, they hadnt been designated terrorists till now? I would have thought that was a given for even the dementia pedo dinks

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Mighty Fondler of MAGAshambas at January 22, 2025 07:01 PM (HYKHz)

245 What got my attention was the second half with the droning chant. They sounded hypnotized or brainwashed.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 22, 2025 06:55 PM (xmpzh)

Landru!

Posted by: Betan Extra #4 at January 22, 2025 07:01 PM (3Ev2O)

246 >>Why in the world did gays want marriage in the first place?


They were only trying to undermine the institution, not participate in it.

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2025 07:01 PM (snN/i)

247 "D"livery

Posted by: banana Dream

A Jaguar, festooned with penises?

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at January 22, 2025 07:01 PM (4DY5T)

248 John Harwood @JohnJHarwood
however repugnant their actions, MS-13 gang members are human beings IMHO


Nothing says human beings like decapitating an entire family and throwing the bodies in the well and leaving their heads on the porch.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 22, 2025 07:01 PM (W/lyH)

249 BREAKING: The woke bishop Mariann Budde who at yesterday's prayer service tried to shame President Trump into not deporting illegal aliens runs a "sanctuary ministry" @ the DC Nat'l Cathedral that hides "our immigrant brothers and sisters who risk detention, deportation" from ICE
Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2025 06:55 PM (LkLld)

Sounds like it's time for the 3am no-knock raid.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 22, 2025 07:02 PM (dR6yv)

250
The Obamas have the kind of marriage that royalty had centuries ago. A political alliance, the production of sprogs, but love and mutual attraction are unimportant.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 22, 2025 07:02 PM (dxSpM)

251 yes but better known here from the Dave Chappell show.

The Training Day sketch was pretty good. Better than the actual film, in my opinion.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2025 07:02 PM (2VST1)

252 McCain is such a cursed name...
Posted by: runner at January 22, 2025 06:58 PM (g47mK)

The Mc is short for "Mark of"

Posted by: Oldcat at January 22, 2025 07:02 PM (n7h9X)

253 It's like the Colorado cake homos. You think they really, really just want a cake from the shop they've been repeat suing for more than a decade?

The Oregon lesbians who demanded a cake to celebrate their marriage (before gay marriage was legal) specifically targeted a Christian baker, in the hopes that the couple who owned the bakery would refuse.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 22, 2025 07:02 PM (uxCna)

254 I have provided ample proof that she is a very tall woman. I have provided pictures of her as a child.

**************


*waves hand* pfftt, AI generated photos to make xer/it look human

(despite these photos being before the time of AI)

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Mighty Fondler of MAGAshambas at January 22, 2025 07:02 PM (HYKHz)

255 Are you fucking kidding me, they hadnt been designated terrorists till now? I would have thought that was a given for even the dementia pedo dinks
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Mighty Fondler of MAGAshambas at January 22, 2025 07:01 PM (HYKHz)

they were, but Bidet removed the designation..

Posted by: runner at January 22, 2025 07:03 PM (g47mK)

256 The Obamas have the kind of marriage that royalty had centuries ago. A political alliance, the production of sprogs, but love and mutual attraction are unimportant.
____

That's nuts!
- Huma Abedin

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 22, 2025 07:03 PM (fs1hN)

257
Why in the world did gays want marriage in the first place?

________

What percentage of gays get married? 10%?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 22, 2025 07:03 PM (dxSpM)

258 The heteronormative here is strong.

Posted by: George Takai at January 22, 2025 07:03 PM (R+4G8)

259 John Harwood @JohnJHarwood
however repugnant their actions, MS-13 gang members are human beings IMHO

Thanks for the solid biology lesson, ya dummy.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 22, 2025 07:03 PM (n7h9X)

260 Has anyone seen Wayne Brady and Mooch in the same room?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at January 22, 2025 07:04 PM (247IU)

261 >The rumor is that Barry is doing the deed with Jennifer Aniston.

They're just friends.

Posted by: Phoebe at January 22, 2025 07:04 PM (i0F8b)

262 240 204 I dont know why a moron here or there complains about us calling Big Mike a dude

Have you not seen the BULGE???

Does the BULGE not answer all things??
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger

I have provided ample proof that she is a very tall woman. I have provided pictures of her as a child. I have provided pictures of her with the girls as infants. There is no bulge. There is a zipper in linen pants that have been starched.
Posted by: Piper at January 22, 2025 07:00 PM (ZdaMQ

I saw "her" dance on Ellen before that footage got axed. Either "her" big dick was hitting that dress or "she" was wearing a girthy strap-on.

I don't judge. We know very little about bigfoot genitals.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls -- jon favreau truther at January 22, 2025 07:04 PM (guCHD)

263 That pic of the Obamas: if they’re hearing biopsy results, his prostate must have been negative and “hers” positive.

Posted by: Steeldoc at January 22, 2025 07:04 PM (dfFVQ)

264 Are you fucking kidding me, they hadnt been designated terrorists till now?

I believe that Biden revoked the Houthi's terrorist designation.

All part of sucking up to Iran.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 22, 2025 07:04 PM (uxCna)

265 The Mc is short for "Mark of"
Posted by: Oldcat at January 22, 2025 07:02 PM (n7h9X)


ah so

Posted by: runner at January 22, 2025 07:04 PM (g47mK)

266 It is a very peculiar picture of Barry and the Mooch. Looks like the scene was hastily set-up and very slap-dash. No silverware to go with plates and napkins and a big honking piece of some sort of machinery in the background. It's really kinda bizarre.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 22, 2025 07:04 PM (C53IZ)

267 I have provided ample proof that she is a very tall woman. I have provided pictures of her as a child. I have provided pictures of her with the girls as infants. There is no bulge. There is a zipper in linen pants that have been starched.
Posted by: Piper at January 22, 2025 07:00 PM (ZdaMQ)


reminded me of an early episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm when Larry David had a new pair of pants that when he sat down tented upon like he had a blue/erection. Hilarity ensued.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 22, 2025 07:04 PM (D6PGr)

268 >>Are you fucking kidding me, they hadnt been designated terrorists till now? I would have thought that was a given for even the dementia pedo dinks

It's much worse than that. Trump designated the Houthis a terrorist organization during his first term. One of the first things Biden did was to remove them from the terrorist list to try and appease Iran.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2025 07:05 PM (LkLld)

269 I would say McCain heard that gossip around the water cooler, but I'm betting she has a gravy cooler instead.

Posted by: Wally at January 22, 2025 07:05 PM (4lsKt)

270
John Harwood @JohnJHarwood
however repugnant their actions, MS-13 gang members are human beings IMHO

_______

But J6 prisoners aren't.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 22, 2025 07:05 PM (dxSpM)

271 Why in the world did gays want marriage in the first place?

________

What percentage of gays get married? 10%?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 22, 2025 07:03 PM (dxSpM)

It was an op. It wasn't even a whisper even just a few years before it was rammed through.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 22, 2025 07:05 PM (n7h9X)

272 Who dumbitch this is?

https://instapundit.com/697860/

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2025 07:05 PM (KQk9m)

273 My understanding is that "gray divorce" is picking up.
.....

I tried to get the domain name: GayDivorceCourt dot com about ten years ago but it was taken.

https://tinyurl.com/492nmfjx

Posted by: wth at January 22, 2025 07:05 PM (v0R5T)

274 That fat tranny needs an RPG in his gunt.

Posted by: Pope Francis at January 22, 2025 07:05 PM (8zz6B)

275 Don't ask about Vitamin D injections.
Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at January 22, 2025 06:48 PM (VZeLR)

Somebody already mentioned that in a prior thread. I figured it out.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2025 06:49 PM (sVppi)



Cholecalciferol?

Posted by: Kindltot at January 22, 2025 07:05 PM (D7oie)

276 Michelle and Obama...how can one not feel the love and devotion they obviously have for each other...

/DUmmie commenters.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 22, 2025 07:05 PM (tT6L1)

277 I pay $0 for the NYT. On rare occasion, l take a look at the cooking section or wirecutter.

Posted by: Oglebay at January 22, 2025 07:06 PM (ogTiX)

278
It was an op. It wasn't even a whisper even just a few years before it was rammed through.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 22, 2025 07:05 PM (n7h9X)

_______

Wording...

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 22, 2025 07:06 PM (dxSpM)

279 I'm announcing today that I've decided to live my life as Wayne Brady.
Posted by: Doug Emhoff at January 22, 2025 06:46 PM (paSBy)
----
Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?

Posted by: Wayne Brady at January 22, 2025 07:06 PM (BpYfr)

280 It is a very peculiar picture of Barry and the Mooch. Looks like the scene was hastily set-up and very slap-dash. No silverware to go with plates and napkins and a big honking piece of some sort of machinery in the background. It's really kinda bizarre.
Posted by: washrivergal at January 22, 2025 07:04 PM (C53IZ)

I assume its some restaurant, with a booth backed up by lots of old wine bottles.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 22, 2025 07:07 PM (n7h9X)

281 Who's that dude sitting with Obama? Some ex-boxer? Tyson?

Posted by: zombie at January 22, 2025 07:07 PM (pMi6S)

282 272 Who dumbitch this is?

https://instapundit.com/697860/
Posted by: steevy
____

The parties switched!!!!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 22, 2025 07:07 PM (fs1hN)

283 It all started going wrong when he found that tiki idol at a construction site in Hawaii.
-----
Greg damn near died in that surfing accident!

Posted by: Crusader at January 22, 2025 07:07 PM (azSra)

284 No relation.

Posted by: Tom Brady at January 22, 2025 07:07 PM (i0F8b)

285 I would like to know what happened to their chef on that shallow lake where he was stand-up paddling and knew how to swim.

That story reeks of cover-up.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 22, 2025 07:07 PM (PMtkd)

286 It was an op. It wasn't even a whisper even just a few years before it was rammed through.

And every one of the gay marriage cases in the Ninth Circuit was "randomly" assigned to a homosexual judge.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 22, 2025 07:08 PM (uxCna)

287 >>Greg damn near died in that surfing accident!


Meanwhile, Bobby and Peter were partying it up in a cave and eating Beans and Franks out of a Flashlight.

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2025 07:08 PM (snN/i)

288
What percentage of gays get married? 10%?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 22, 2025 07:03 PM (dxSpM)

It was an op. It wasn't even a whisper even just a few years before it was rammed through.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 22, 2025 07:05 PM (n7h9X)

Did we look into any divorce attorney organizations behind it?

Posted by: Piper at January 22, 2025 07:08 PM (ZdaMQ)

289 1 Mooch looks like Wayne Brady in that picture.
Posted by: PAgirlinNC at January 22, 2025 06:27 PM (Em8sU)

Wayne Brady now identifies as pansexual these days, so...it's plausible.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 22, 2025 07:08 PM (0CU3H)

290 My understanding is that "gray divorce" is picking up.
.....

I tried to get the domain name: GayDivorceCourt dot com about ten years ago but it was taken.

https://tinyurl.com/492nmfjx
Posted by: wth at January 22, 2025 07:05 PM (v0R5T)

The problem with lesbian divorce is both of them get the entire house and kids.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 22, 2025 07:08 PM (n7h9X)

291 BREAKING: The woke bishop Mariann Budde who at yesterday's prayer service tried to shame President Trump into not deporting illegal aliens runs a "sanctuary ministry" @ the DC Nat'l Cathedral that hides "our immigrant brothers and sisters who risk detention, deportation" from ICE

Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2025 06:55 PM (LkLld)
_________________

Deport Budde AND all of her "immigrant brothers and sisters."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2025 07:08 PM (YqDXo)

292 Marsha! Marsha! Marsha!

Posted by: Jan Brady at January 22, 2025 07:08 PM (JdxE1)

293 John Harwood @JohnJHarwood
however repugnant their actions, MS-13 gang members are human beings IMHO

Is that real??? That can't be real?

Posted by: spypeach at January 22, 2025 07:09 PM (UuB/1)

294 Emhoff banging the help and beating up his ex would certainly have hurt her campaign, hell it alone would have killed it...if the FNM actually covered those stories.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 22, 2025 07:09 PM (t0Rmr)

295 44 I bet Kamala NEVER gives blow jobs to Dougie.
Posted by: JuJuBee

She jerks Emhoff.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at January 22, 2025 07:09 PM (DsA2n)

296 77 Can we look forward to the Ryan'ing* of the Obama's divorce records?


*Ryan'ing is when sealed records such as divorce are released to the press, especially if it benefits a democrat
Posted by: JD at January 22, 2025 06:40 PM (y8xwo)

Like the way O'bama secured his first election win in Chicago - had his opponents divorce records exposed..?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 22, 2025 07:10 PM (QGaXH)

297 John Harwood needs to spend a few hours in the company of MS-13 gang members, and when they skin him alive (as is their practice) he might change his mind.

Posted by: runner at January 22, 2025 07:10 PM (g47mK)

298 Richard Nixon was a politician and had achievements in office. Kamala is not a politician and does nothing in office. And Nixon didn't blow through a billion in donations in six weeks.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 22, 2025 07:10 PM (NQtI0)

299
I would say McCain heard that gossip around the water cooler, but I'm betting she has a gravy cooler instead.
Posted by: Wally at January 22, 2025 07:05 PM (4lsKt)




Fondue pot

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 22, 2025 07:10 PM (y9nCu)

300 Emhoff was a far better speaker than Kamala.

Posted by: Piper at January 22, 2025 07:10 PM (ZdaMQ)

301 The rumor is that Barry is doing the deed with Jennifer Aniston.

This is obviously not possible, since it would imply that Barry is heterosexual.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 22, 2025 07:00 PM

Jennifer Aniston isn't hetero, either.

Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at January 22, 2025 07:10 PM (VZeLR)

302 Emhoff banging the help and beating up his ex would certainly have hurt her campaign, hell it alone would have killed it...if the FNM actually covered those stories.
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Maybe they were hoping Emhoff would beat up Kamala and she would get a ton of sympathy votes?

Posted by: Crusader at January 22, 2025 07:10 PM (azSra)

303 I nominate that Minnesota tranny as the new leader of the Democratic Party. Bring some gravitas to the role.

Posted by: zombie at January 22, 2025 07:10 PM (pMi6S)

304 however repugnant their actions, MS-13 gang members are human beings IMHO

Imagine if he'd said that about Trump voters.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 22, 2025 07:11 PM (CHHv1)

305 147 Barak "I make love to men daily. But in my mind" Obama has marital problems?

Boy, if those kids can't make it, who can?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls -- jon favreau truther at January 22, 2025 06:49 PM (guCHD)

+++

LOL

Posted by: washrivergal at January 22, 2025 07:11 PM (C53IZ)

306 How is it a humble opinion to state that MS-13 gang members are, in fact human???
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2025 06:51 PM (2VST1)


when your view of the world is that it only functions as a controlled and self perpetuating oppression, with chosen targets of discrimination, and is a cultural system which must be corrected by any manner in a way to rebalance justice in the world, then MS-13 gang members who torture girls to death are merely designated losers in the matrix, not criminals committing horrible acts.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 22, 2025 07:11 PM (D7oie)

307
The problem with lesbian divorce is both of them get the entire house and kids.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 22, 2025 07:08 PM (n7h9X)

________

And willing to beat the shit out of each other to prevail.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 22, 2025 07:11 PM (dxSpM)

308 'Doug did Kamala no favors during the election'

Didn't Doug already have all his baggage when Camela decided to run?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 22, 2025 07:11 PM (3wi/L)

309 I don't like the looks of this, Mr. Brady.

Posted by: Zombie Alice at January 22, 2025 07:11 PM (mH6SG)

310 "Pansexual means you are gay for cookware.
Posted by: Ice-T "

It means you will hump anything. Say, are you busy?

Posted by: Pan at January 22, 2025 07:11 PM (vFG9F)

311 Like the way O'bama secured his first election win in Chicago - had his opponents divorce records exposed..?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 22, 2025 07:10 PM (QGaXH)

Then his records sealed.

Posted by: Reforger at January 22, 2025 07:11 PM (xcIvR)

312 296 77 Can we look forward to the Ryan'ing* of the Obama's divorce records?


*Ryan'ing is when sealed records such as divorce are released to the press, especially if it benefits a democrat
Posted by: JD at January 22, 2025 06:40 PM (y8xwo)

Like the way O'bama secured his first election win in Chicago - had his opponents divorce records exposed..?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 22, 2025 07:10 PM (QGaXH)

Jeri Ryan, mmmmmm. Sucks that Obummer put her and her ex through that though.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at January 22, 2025 07:12 PM (lg881)

313 Why in the world did gays want marriage in the first place?

________

What percentage of gays get married? 10%?
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Healthcare. Other spousal benefits. Making you "normies" recognize, the celebrate and eventually participate in their perversions. Progress!!

Posted by: Progressives have a different definition of progress at January 22, 2025 07:12 PM (YrUlT)

314
Well, at least they have their kids to share.

Heartwarming to see all the family photos of them together.

Posted by: Auspex at January 22, 2025 07:13 PM (j4U/Z)

315
The Horde should put its creativity to work crafting the press statement for the Barry/Mike divorce.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 22, 2025 07:13 PM (dxSpM)

316 What the goddamn fuck is that thing across from Joy Reid?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 22, 2025 07:13 PM (3wi/L)

317 It's like the Colorado cake homos. You think they really, really just want a cake from the shop they've been repeat suing for more than a decade?

The Oregon lesbians who demanded a cake to celebrate their marriage (before gay marriage was legal) specifically targeted a Christian baker, in the hopes that the couple who owned the bakery would refuse.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 22, 2025 07:02 PM (uxCna)

These Bakers should just have really screwed up the cake a few times until they got tired and went away. Dropping the cake by accident isn't suable offense.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 22, 2025 07:13 PM (n7h9X)

318 Why in the world did gays want marriage in the first place?

________

What percentage of gays get married? 10%?
===
Healthcare. Other spousal benefits. Making you "normies" recognize, the celebrate and eventually participate in their perversions. Progress!!
=====

"....and then wear it like a skin suit."

Posted by: Crusader at January 22, 2025 07:13 PM (azSra)

319 "John Harwood @JohnJHarwood
however repugnant their actions, MS-13 gang members are human beings IMHO

Is that real??? That can't be real?
Posted by: spypeach"

Yeah. Now do Nazis.

Posted by: fd at January 22, 2025 07:13 PM (vFG9F)

320 Minnesotta is an Indian (feather) word that means " beaver who eats wood backwards".

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom ! Kid at January 22, 2025 07:13 PM (hirWM)

321 Michelle is looking rough.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 22, 2025 07:14 PM (PMtkd)

322 They were only trying to undermine the institution, not participate in it.

Bingo: this was never about equality. It was never about homosexuals. It was about degrading and destroying marriage because the nuclear family is the bedrock of civilization, its the core of our culture. If your goal is to tear it all down and rebuild a utopian leftist ideal, the family has to go.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2025 07:14 PM (2VST1)

323 300 Emhoff was a far better speaker than Kamala.
Posted by: Piper at January 22, 2025 07:10 PM (ZdaMQ)

Yep.

https://tinyurl.com/3md87arb

Posted by: jsg at January 22, 2025 07:14 PM (Fg0Nr)

324 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 5h
NEW - Mexican authorities have begun constructing giant tent shelters in the city of Ciudad Juarez to prepare for a possible influx of Mexicans deported under U.S. President Donald Trump's promised mass deportations — Reuters

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 22, 2025 07:14 PM (5LoD7)

325 My mom just called to tell me her brother is down to just a few days left. He has been in a VA hospital last few years after a stroke.

Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2025 07:15 PM (fwDg9)

326 That story reeks of cover-up.
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No comment.

Posted by: William Colby at January 22, 2025 07:15 PM (paSBy)

327
I nominate that Minnesota tranny as the new leader of the Democratic Party. Bring some gravitas to the role.
Posted by: zombie at January 22, 2025 07:10 PM (pMi6S)



If you want Democrat Party gravitas, I suggest Trigglypuff. That thing has MOONS orbiting it.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 22, 2025 07:15 PM (y9nCu)

328 We are pleased that the Obamas chose our restaurant for their anniversary celebration. Nothing says love like endless salad and breadsticks.

Posted by: Olive Garden at January 22, 2025 07:15 PM (Aqu9a)

329 285 I would like to know what happened to their chef on that shallow lake where he was stand-up paddling and knew how to swim.

That story reeks of cover-up.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 22, 2025 07:07 PM (PMtkd)

++++
And the next public picture of Obama the next day or a day later showed him sporting a black eye and had bandaged fingers on one hand. Nobody asks nothin'.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 22, 2025 07:15 PM (C53IZ)

330 Richard Nixon was a politician and had achievements in office. Kamala is not a politician and does nothing in office. And Nixon didn't blow through a billion in donations in six weeks.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 22, 2025 07:10 PM (NQtI0)

I don't think even that was Harris. Doing that takes skill.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 22, 2025 07:16 PM (n7h9X)

331 I am sorry, Skip.

Posted by: Piper at January 22, 2025 07:16 PM (ZdaMQ)

332 240 204 I dont know why a moron here or there complains about us calling Big Mike a dude

Have you not seen the BULGE???

Does the BULGE not answer all things??
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger

I have provided ample proof that she is a very tall woman. I have provided pictures of her as a child. I have provided pictures of her with the girls as infants. There is no bulge. There is a zipper in linen pants that have been starched.
Posted by: Piper
======
Battle of the Bulge. Part Deux.

Posted by: whig at January 22, 2025 07:16 PM (ctrM5)

333 I'm sorry Skip. Is he close enough to visit?

Posted by: fd at January 22, 2025 07:16 PM (vFG9F)

334 Please give some thoughts for the tribulations of the Sussexes.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 22, 2025 07:16 PM (a3Q+t)

335 That picture looks like maybe it's on a yacht.

Also, last week someone went to the trouble of starting and spreading the rumor on Twitter that Barry was having an affair with Jennifer Anniston. So whatever is going on, it's seriously weird enough to warrant a ridiculous lie like that being spread to distract from it .

Posted by: Ktgreat at January 22, 2025 07:16 PM (33LJY)

336 Sorry to hear about your uncle, Skip.

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2025 07:17 PM (snN/i)

337 Now would be a perfect time for some mole conservative to slip right in and become the leader of the Democrat party. That would be hilariously fun....Some charismatic charlatan who reinforces all the things they want to hear while taking it just the slightest step further more and more over time ...until he/she lands on such a ludicrous stance that it's actually funny.

GREEN M & M's are racist against asexual toads.

Posted by: Orson at January 22, 2025 07:17 PM (dIske)

338 The Daily Mail claims Kumswalla's marriage is on the rocks and blames her "dead weight" husband for her loss.

------------

David Hogg is pale, lightweight, ready, and TOTALLY NOT SLEEPING WITH TIM WALZ!

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Treason Executable Again! at January 22, 2025 07:17 PM (B6F9D)

339 273 My understanding is that "gray divorce" is picking up.
.....

I tried to get the domain name: GayDivorceCourt dot com about ten years ago but it was taken.

https://tinyurl.com/492nmfjx
Posted by: wth at January 22, 2025 07:05 PM (v0R5T)

Gray. Not gay. And I suppose this makes sense when you consider that the marital assets have probably become about as substantial as they're going to be. More for the woman to take.

Posted by: More cash and prizes available at January 22, 2025 07:17 PM (ybSPO)

340 321 Michelle is looking rough.
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I'd hit it.

Posted by: Koko at January 22, 2025 07:17 PM (paSBy)

341 If you want Democrat Party gravitas, I suggest Trigglypuff. That thing has MOONS orbiting it.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
=====
Sure enough affects the tides.

Posted by: whig at January 22, 2025 07:17 PM (ctrM5)

342 My mom just called to tell me her brother is down to just a few days left. He has been in a VA hospital last few years after a stroke.
Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2025 07:15 PM (fwDg9)

sorry to hear that Skip. Thoughts and prayers for your mom and family

Posted by: Oldcat at January 22, 2025 07:17 PM (n7h9X)

343 My mom just called to tell me her brother is down to just a few days left. He has been in a VA hospital last few years after a stroke.
Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2025 07:15 PM (fwDg9)


So sorry, brother. Prayers up for your family.

Posted by: Doof at January 22, 2025 07:18 PM (RFPHU)

344 Still looking for confirmation of this, but it sounds legit and it's awesome!

@SULLY10X
2h
Trump signed a 90 day pause on all foreign aid until Florida, North Carolina, Tennessee and California citizens are taken care of.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 22, 2025 07:18 PM (3ImbR)

345 Barack and Big Mike are two parasites who exceeded even their handlers greatest expectations. They should be grateful but they still hate YT and America.

Posted by: The Truth at January 22, 2025 07:18 PM (R/m4+)

346 I have not seen the data personally but I have heard that lesbians are much, much more likely to "divorce" from their faux marriage than homosexual males from theirs.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2025 07:18 PM (2VST1)

347 Very sorry, Skip.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 22, 2025 07:18 PM (C53IZ)

348 Afternoon/evening, folken,

Greetings from the frozen tundra of SE Lousy-ana, where men are men and nutria are nervous! The sun came out strongly today and melted a lot of the snow, but of course it'll all refreeze tonight and leave ice everywhere. I'm working from home again tomorrow. At some point early I will go out, clean some snow from the car and around it, and drive it across the parking lot so that it'll be in the sun most of the day. With luck the stuff will all melt and dry out, and I'll be able to drive to work on Friday.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 22, 2025 07:18 PM (omVj0)

349 325 My mom just called to tell me her brother is down to just a few days left. He has been in a VA hospital last few years after a stroke.
Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2025 07:15 PM (fwDg9)

Prayers up for strength and understanding. I'm so sorry.

Posted by: jsg at January 22, 2025 07:18 PM (Fg0Nr)

350 Like a frail, genderless Fred Gwynne.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 22, 2025 07:19 PM (zn8M/)

351 I need to know that Barack Obama's face is catching more cock than Frank Perdue.

Ernie Anastos to the white courtesy phone please. Ernie Anastos to the white courtesy phone.

Posted by: the Chicken at January 22, 2025 07:19 PM (TYbhT)

352 Anyway: Good news about Kammie-Ha-Ha and Jugears, huh? Heh, heh, heh. I'm surprised it took so long for Mike to jettison him or eject herself from that arrangement. He lost his real power in 2017, and there's been plenty of money for her lavish lifestyle, but I'm surprised she didn't take him for half or more of it and grunt off into the sunset.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 22, 2025 07:19 PM (omVj0)

353 Prayers up Skip.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 22, 2025 07:19 PM (W/lyH)

354 These Bakers should just have really screwed up the cake a few times until they got tired and went away. Dropping the cake by accident isn't suable offense.
Posted by: Oldcat
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I would have given that gay activist a urinal cake with icing.

Posted by: whig at January 22, 2025 07:19 PM (ctrM5)

355 Barry was having an affair with Jennifer Anniston.

A tranny named jennyfur anustown.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle for festive little hats at January 22, 2025 07:19 PM (Jn/cd)

356 Meanwhile at the Minnesota Capitol. Trans activists aren’t coping well.
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Kept waiting for one of those guys to punch it out. ...Sad

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 22, 2025 07:19 PM (nnVdx)

357 David Hogg is pale, lightweight, ready, and TOTALLY NOT SLEEPING WITH TIM WALZ!
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Treason Executable Again! at January 22, 2025 07:17 PM (B6F9D)


We rate this as TRUE, if "sleeping with" is taken completely literally.

Posted by: Snopes at January 22, 2025 07:19 PM (PiwSw)

358
NEW - Mexican authorities have begun constructing giant tent shelters in the city of Ciudad Juarez to prepare for a possible influx of Mexicans deported under U.S. President Donald Trump's promised mass deportations — Reuters
Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 22, 2025 07:14 PM (5LoD7)




Put 'em on container ships and drop them in Acapulco.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 22, 2025 07:20 PM (y9nCu)

359 OMG! How did this happen?!?!?
- Faithful Readers of the NYT

Of course this has been happening for decades due to our broken immigration system. As always, Trump doesn't know what he is doing.
- Faithful Readers of the NYT after NPC firmware update
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 22, 2025 06:48 PM (fs1hN)

Does NYT owner Carlos Slim have cartel ties?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 22, 2025 07:20 PM (8zz6B)

360 Big Mike returned home to the forests of the Pacific Northwest.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure

I thought it was Sasquatchewan.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 22, 2025 07:20 PM (4useT)

361 My mom just called to tell me her brother is down to just a few days left. He has been in a VA hospital last few years after a stroke.

God be with your mom and your uncle's family, give them comfort and peace.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2025 07:20 PM (2VST1)

362 It is a very peculiar picture of Barry and the Mooch. Looks like the scene was hastily set-up and very slap-dash. No silverware to go with plates and napkins and a big honking piece of some sort of machinery in the background. It's really kinda bizarre.
Posted by: washrivergal at January 22, 2025 07:04 PM (C53IZ)


I think they are in some fancy wine cellar. But it looks like the sort of place that dusts the bottles so they look better, and that is an expensive chunk of wood for the table.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 22, 2025 07:20 PM (D7oie)

363 I have provided ample proof that she is a very tall woman. I have provided pictures of her as a child. I have provided pictures of her with the girls as infants. There is no bulge. There is a zipper in linen pants that have been starched.
Posted by: Piper
======
Battle of the Bulge. Part Deux.
Posted by: whig at January 22, 2025 07:16 PM (ctrM5)

Detective Piper closes out the case!

Posted by: Oldcat at January 22, 2025 07:20 PM (n7h9X)

364 354 These Bakers should just have really screwed up the cake a few times until they got tired and went away. Dropping the cake by accident isn't suable offense.
Posted by: Oldcat
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I would have given that gay activist a urinal cake with icing.
Posted by: whig at January
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ExLax

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 22, 2025 07:20 PM (nnVdx)

365 346 I have not seen the data personally but I have heard that lesbians are much, much more likely to "divorce" from their faux marriage than homosexual males from theirs.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
=-====
Sexes have different behaviors. Infidelity is built into male gay marriages while female gay marriage is actual commitment but often suffers bed death.

Posted by: whig at January 22, 2025 07:21 PM (ctrM5)

366 My dad has to watch my uncle who isn't exactly safe to leave while my mom and her sister go see my stricken uncle.

Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2025 07:21 PM (fwDg9)

367 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 44m
BREAKING: Trump admin is preparing an executive order that would halt federal funding, at least temporarily, for a risky and controversial kind of research into viruses that makes the pathogens more dangerous or contagious. The goal of the order would be to stop scientists with US funding from conducting “gain-of-function” research on viruses that could endanger human health, WSJ reports

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 22, 2025 07:21 PM (5LoD7)

368 349 325 My mom just called to tell me her brother is down to just a few days left. He has been in a VA hospital last few years after a stroke.
Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2025 07:15 PM (fwDg9)

Prayers up for strength and understanding. I'm so sorry.
Posted by: jsg at January 22, 2025 07:18 PM (Fg0Nr

Prayers from me too.

I couldn't imagine years in a hospital.

Posted by: Stateless...19% - mental state clawing up from 10% at January 22, 2025 07:21 PM (jvJvP)

369 Well, at least Bill and Hill's marriage remains strong.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Rex, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent Made Glorious Summer By This Son of [New] York at January 22, 2025 07:21 PM (L/fGl)

370 248 John Harwood @JohnJHarwood
however repugnant their actions, MS-13 gang members are human beings IMHO.

--

Soren Kierkegaard @SorenKierkegaard
however wondrous your works in this life, you still have the same number of chromosomes as an MS-13 member.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at January 22, 2025 07:22 PM (wzAuc)

371 Prayers up for all of you, Skip.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 22, 2025 07:22 PM (mH6SG)

372 Well, at least Bill and Hill's marriage remains strong.
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Cue the Energizer Bunny...

Posted by: Crusader at January 22, 2025 07:22 PM (azSra)

373 325 My mom just called to tell me her brother is down to just a few days left. He has been in a VA hospital last few years after a stroke.
Posted by: Skip
======
Sorry Skip, losing loved ones is always painful.

Posted by: whig at January 22, 2025 07:22 PM (ctrM5)

374 David Hogg is pale, lightweight, ready, and TOTALLY NOT SLEEPING WITH TIM WALZ!

David Hogg envies Justin Beiber's week of being passed around by big black dudes at Diddy's place

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2025 07:23 PM (2VST1)

375 219 Joy Reid and Elie Mystal freak out

I can't tell which one is Joy Reid.
.......

She's the ugly one
Posted by: wth at January 22, 2025 06:58 PM (v0R5T)

That doesn't help.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 22, 2025 07:23 PM (QGaXH)

376 I have not seen the data personally but I have heard that lesbians are much, much more likely to "divorce" from their faux marriage than homosexual males from theirs.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2025 07:18 PM (2VST1)

Its about double the rate for M-F couples.
M-M couples are about half the M-F rate.

science is baffled about why this should be.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 22, 2025 07:23 PM (n7h9X)

377 Harwood is a low intellect libtard tool.

I am still laughing at "frail, genderless Fred Gwynne".

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 22, 2025 07:23 PM (ufFY8)

378 ExLax
Posted by: Braenyard
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Appropriate to make fudge icing with it.

Posted by: whig at January 22, 2025 07:24 PM (ctrM5)

379 Barry was having an affair with Jennifer Anniston.

A tranny named jennyfur anustown.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle for festive little hats at January 22, 2025 07:19 PM (Jn/cd)


Dude! I was sipping some after dinner bourbon. You nearly made it pass back up through my nose.

Posted by: Doof at January 22, 2025 07:24 PM (RFPHU)

380 52
'And Liberace! I never saw that coming! Women loved him!'

I'll never forget where I was when I heard Barry Manilow was gay. It was like 9/11.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 22, 2025 07:24 PM (3wi/L)

381 Posted by: washrivergal at January 22, 2025 07:04 PM (C53IZ)

I think they are in some fancy wine cellar. But it looks like the sort of place that dusts the bottles so they look better, and that is an expensive chunk of wood for the table.
Posted by: Kindltot
---

The intentionally turned the light on that piece of machinery so that you would know they are, just folks.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 22, 2025 07:24 PM (nnVdx)

382 NEW - Mexican authorities have begun constructing giant tent shelters in the city of Ciudad Juarez to prepare for a possible influx of Mexicans deported under U.S. President Donald Trump's promised mass deportations — Reuters
Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 22, 2025 07:14 PM (5LoD7)


will it have barbed wire fences around it "for the safety of the migrants"?

Posted by: Kindltot at January 22, 2025 07:24 PM (D7oie)

383 Like I just heard that they [the DogEating Obamas] live separate lives.

---------------

Unlike those Clinton sweethearts!

/Where's that Energizer Bunny when you need her ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Treason Executable Again! at January 22, 2025 07:25 PM (B6F9D)

384
Infidelity is built into male gay marriages

____________

It would be one thing if gay marriages were monogamous but there's always an agreed number of hall passes every month.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 22, 2025 07:25 PM (dxSpM)

385 Melania and Donald celebrating their 20th anniversary today.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 22, 2025 07:25 PM (NpAcC)

386 Sexes have different behaviors. Infidelity is built into male gay marriages while female gay marriage is actual commitment but often suffers bed death.

People use this and the stat that claims women file for divorce 70+% of the time as evidence that women are the ones who want to end marriages. I find that interesting but its only part of the picture: men might be willing to leave the divorce but are unwilling to because of the severe anti-male penalties, or simple sloth.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2025 07:26 PM (2VST1)

387 >>>267 I have provided ample proof that she is a very tall woman. I have provided pictures of her as a child. I have provided pictures of her with the girls as infants. There is no bulge. There is a zipper in linen pants that have been starched.

that's all well and good but the Squatch bitch has a dick bigger than Mark MacGuire's forearms pumped up for a homerun derby.

Posted by: ace at January 22, 2025 07:26 PM (KRtlO)

388 Sexes have different behaviors. Infidelity is built into male gay marriages while female gay marriage is actual commitment but often suffers bed death.

Posted by: whig at January 22, 2025 07:21 PM (ctrM5)

++++

Very strange dynamics. Most people would be pretty upset and hurt if their spouse was carrying on outside the marriage. But you say that that's normal in a gay marriage. Different, indeed.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 22, 2025 07:26 PM (C53IZ)

389 362 It is a very peculiar picture of Barry and the Mooch. Looks like the scene was hastily set-up and very slap-dash.
Posted by: washrivergal at January 22, 2025 07:04 PM (C53IZ)

*snap* pic. go.

Who's left to fool at his point?

Oh, yeah, DU Underground.

Posted by: Auspex at January 22, 2025 07:26 PM (j4U/Z)

390 Those DIA and ATF fucks that are trying to hide the godless commie DEI hires need to be fired with prejudice, and blackballed from any gubmint or gubmint adjacent job.

Fuck these near traitors.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 22, 2025 07:26 PM (ufFY8)

391 Piper, Barack is gay.

He frequented gay bars in Chicago, he wrote weird shit about it in one of his books. He's femmy.

Now, Michelle, I have no idea what it is, but my first thought is an ungrateful, undeserving, America-hating, affirmative action, POS.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 22, 2025 07:26 PM (PMtkd)

392 Sending prayers for you and your family, Skip.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 22, 2025 07:27 PM (NpAcC)

393 Hmm, Biden's Bureau of Prisons director got canned. She was responsible for the poor treatment of the J6ers

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 22, 2025 07:27 PM (NQtI0)

394 And the next public picture of Obama the next day or a day later showed him sporting a black eye and had bandaged fingers on one hand. Nobody asks nothin'.
Posted by: washrivergal

It happens...damn exercise bands.

Posted by: Harry Reid at January 22, 2025 07:27 PM (4useT)

395 The Obamas have the kind of marriage that royalty had centuries ago. A political alliance, the production of sprogs, but love and mutual attraction are unimportant.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 22, 2025 07:02 PM (dxSpM)

I think a lot of the elite still pair up in those kind of marriages. See, for example, the Soros spawn and Huma Abedin.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 22, 2025 07:27 PM (OX9vb)

396
that's all well and good but the Squatch bitch has a dick bigger than Mark MacGuire's forearms pumped up for a homerun derby.

Posted by: ace at January 22, 2025 07:26 PM (KRtlO)

+++

LOL You're terrible.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 22, 2025 07:27 PM (C53IZ)

397 And boy howdy, Michele sure got all dolled-up for her anniversary, huh?

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Holy Cow (SWIDT?) -- Lawrence Taylor has NOT aged well at all ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Treason Executable Again! at January 22, 2025 07:28 PM (B6F9D)

398 Bingo: this was never about equality. It was never about homosexuals. It was about degrading and destroying marriage because the nuclear family is the bedrock of civilization, its the core of our culture. If your goal is to tear it all down and rebuild a utopian leftist ideal, the family has to go.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2025 07:14 PM (2VST1)

There was a reason there were laws against sodomites and their sodomy. But people today know better.

Posted by: Zombie Oscar Wilde, Sodomite at January 22, 2025 07:28 PM (R/m4+)

399
Now, Michelle, I have no idea what it is, but my first thought is an ungrateful, undeserving, America-hating, affirmative action, POS.
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 22, 2025 07:26 PM (PMtkd)

With a big dick and propensity for going commando

Posted by: Big swinging Mooch at January 22, 2025 07:28 PM (ybSPO)

400 The Daily Mail claims Kumswalla's marriage is on the rocks and blames her "dead weight" husband for her loss.

Well she did tweet on Nov 3rd that her husband would be sleeping with the President of the US on Jan 20th...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 22, 2025 07:29 PM (ynpvh)

401 I meant to say, "he frequented gay bars in Chicago, he also wrote some gay shit in one of his books."

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 22, 2025 07:29 PM (PMtkd)

402 346 I have not seen the data personally but I have heard that lesbians are much, much more likely to "divorce" from their faux marriage than homosexual males from theirs.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2025 07:18 PM

--

There's a young friend of mine who's in her third. She's in her early 30s. I'm sad for her. Her dad was a mean drunk.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at January 22, 2025 07:29 PM (wzAuc)

403 385 Melania and Donald celebrating their 20th anniversary today.
Posted by: redridinghood


Back when she was a super-model she had her pick of every jetsetting Eurotrash aristocrat playboy -- but instead of choosing the Archduke of Lower Slobenia with his cocaine and daddy's castle, she chose this crazy American billionaire. Today she's thinking, "Boy, did I made the right choice!"

Posted by: zombie at January 22, 2025 07:29 PM (pMi6S)

404 NEW - Mexican authorities have begun constructing giant tent shelters in the city of Ciudad Juarez to prepare for a possible influx of Mexicans deported under U.S. President Donald Trump's promised mass deportations — Reuters

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 22, 2025 07:14 PM (5LoD7)
_________________

You've got to laugh.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2025 07:29 PM (YqDXo)

405 And Pete Hegseth's second wife is hiring a lawyer to sue the media for defamation.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 22, 2025 07:30 PM (NQtI0)

406 Disclose.tv @disclosetv 12h
JUST IN - At least 2 dead, including a child, several injured after stabbing attack in Aschaffenburg, Germany. 2 suspects arrested.

Disclose.tv @disclosetv 11h
UPDATE - Police now say only one suspect has been arrested, and there are no other suspects. Further details are not yet available.

Disclose.tv @disclosetv 10h
JUST IN - Afghan man (28 ) attacked a daycare group with toddlers in Aschaffenburg, Germany. A little boy (2) and a man (41) were killed. Another child and a nanny were also injured, according to local media.

Disclose.tv @disclosetv 7h
UPDATE - The Afghan knife man was subject to an enforceable deportation. He had illegally entered Germany in November 2022. But he did not receive asylum. He is said to have been previously noticed for criminal offenses.

Disclose.tv @disclosetv 3h
JUST IN - The Afghan murderer of the heinous and deadly attack on a daycare group with toddlers in Germany's Aschaffenburg has been identified as 28-year-old Enamullah O.

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 22, 2025 07:30 PM (5LoD7)

407 Like a baby arm holding an apple.

Posted by: Office Homophobe at January 22, 2025 07:30 PM (Fg0Nr)

408 NEW - Mexican authorities have begun constructing giant tent shelters in the city of Ciudad Juarez to prepare for a possible influx of Mexicans deported under U.S. President Donald Trump's promised mass deportations — Reuters

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 22, 2025 07:14 PM (5LoD7)
________________

Now we just need the deportees to wire remittances back to the US.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2025 07:30 PM (YqDXo)

409 Those DIA and ATF fucks that are trying to hide the godless commie DEI hires need to be fired with prejudice, and blackballed from any gubmint or gubmint adjacent job.

Fuck these near traitors.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 22, 2025 07:26 PM (ufFY

And they aren't even good near traitors. renaming the job title "Totally not the DEI director, Honest". Pretending that the job description is "DEI director and Lunch Taker"

that's just pathetic empire building and subversion. Fire them for incompetence.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 22, 2025 07:30 PM (n7h9X)

410 John Harwood
@JohnJHarwood

however repugnant their actions, MS-13 gang members are human beings IMHO

May 17, 2018

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One might say "Sparks of Divinity," even!

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Treason Executable Again! at January 22, 2025 07:31 PM (B6F9D)

411 Tiki idol mojo was strong. Some blame it for the cancellation of the Brady Bunch less than two years later. Truth be told-Sanford and Son killed the Bradys.

Posted by: The Big Dummy at January 22, 2025 07:31 PM (G5+As)

412 Is Wayne Brady the father of Cousin Oliver?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 22, 2025 07:31 PM (63Dwl)

413 And Pete Hegseth's second wife is hiring a lawyer to sue the media for defamation.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 22, 2025 07:30 PM (NQtI0)
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Good. Hope she makes them scream for mercy.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 22, 2025 07:32 PM (BpYfr)

414 These Afghan "men" sure like to go after the children.

It's almost as if they couldn't handle going after a real man because they'd get their goat screwing ass kicked.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 22, 2025 07:32 PM (PMtkd)

415 Tiki idol mojo was strong. Some blame it for the cancellation of the Brady Bunch less than two years later. Truth be told-Sanford and Son killed the Bradys.
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Yeah, I heard Fred was a *mean* drunk.

Posted by: Crusader at January 22, 2025 07:32 PM (azSra)

416 398 Bingo: this was never about equality. It was never about homosexuals. It was about degrading and destroying marriage because the nuclear family is the bedrock of civilization, its the core of our culture. If your goal is to tear it all down and rebuild a utopian leftist ideal, the family has to go.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2025 07:14 PM (2VST1)

Gay "marriage" didn't ruin marriage it picked over its carcass. Feminism, no fault divorce, and the decline of moral accountability in general ruined it. Not making a case that gay marriage should have happened just that it's not the cause. More of a symptom.

Posted by: Like maggots eating a corpse at January 22, 2025 07:32 PM (ybSPO)

417 It would be one thing if gay marriages were monogamous but there's always an agreed number of hall passes every month.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 22, 2025 07:25 PM (dxSpM)
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30?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2025 07:32 PM (YqDXo)

418 What flag is that tablecloth from?

Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2025 07:33 PM (fwDg9)

419 390 Those DIA and ATF fucks that are trying to hide the godless commie DEI hires need to be fired with prejudice, and blackballed from any gubmint or gubmint adjacent job.
...
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt
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They are so offensive President GHW Bush tried to eliminate them. So that there would be no kickback he was going to disseminate all of them amongst the other agencies.
No agency would take them.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 22, 2025 07:33 PM (nnVdx)

420 Conservative commentator Meghan McCain

LOL

Since when is Fatty McBeefsteak a conservative?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 22, 2025 07:33 PM (/U5Yz)

421 417 It would be one thing if gay marriages were monogamous but there's always an agreed number of hall passes every month.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 22, 2025 07:25 PM (dxSpM)
_____________

30?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2025 07:32 PM (YqDXo)

Not in February

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 22, 2025 07:33 PM (ynpvh)

422 The Afghan knife man was subject to an enforceable deportation. He had illegally entered Germany in November 2022. But he did not receive asylum. He is said to have been previously noticed for criminal offenses.

Bang up Job, Germany. There illegally, without asylum, and a known criminal but... still there, and now he's murdered babies. What a fine job you're doing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2025 07:33 PM (2VST1)

423 Western Lensman@WesternLensman
AOC says the Laken Riley act is about “opening private prison camps” in American towns:
"When a private prison camp opens in your town and they say, 'we didn't know this was going to happen,' know that they did and they voted for it."

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In private prison camps instead of frolicking in our playgrounds? That's horrible!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Rex, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent Made Glorious Summer By This Son of [New] York at January 22, 2025 07:33 PM (L/fGl)

424 The "cozy" photo of the Obamas reminds me "fallen out of love" breakfast images from "Citizen Kane".

Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 22, 2025 07:33 PM (ieuZS)

425 Is Wayne Brady the father of Cousin Oliver?
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Actually, Cousin Oliver might have caused the cancellation of the Brady Bunch. A similar poor plot choice probably killed the Partridge Family.

Posted by: Crusader at January 22, 2025 07:33 PM (azSra)

426
What percentage of gays get married? 10%?
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Healthcare. Other spousal benefits. Making you "normies" recognize, the celebrate and eventually participate in their perversions. Progress!!
Posted by: Progressives have a different definition of progress at January 22, 2025 07:12 PM (YrUlT)

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A "civil union" covered all that. They went on to demand that it be "classed as marriage." The purpose was to dilute and distort the meaning of marriage. It was an op.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 22, 2025 07:33 PM (kf4RM)

427 420 Conservative commentator Meghan McCain

LOL

Since when is Fatty McBeefsteak a conservative?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 22, 2025 07:33 PM (/U5Yz)

Conserving calories.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 22, 2025 07:34 PM (ynpvh)

428 Afghan man (28 ) attacked a daycare group with toddlers
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Profiles in Courage. Those toddlers are tough!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2025 07:34 PM (YqDXo)

429 343 My mom just called to tell me her brother is down to just a few days left. He has been in a VA hospital last few years after a stroke.
Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2025 07:15 PM (fwDg9)

So sorry, brother. Prayers up for your family.
Posted by: Doof at January 22, 2025 07:18 PM (RFPHU)

Sorry to hear it, Skip.

Thoughts are with you.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 22, 2025 07:34 PM (QGaXH)

430 Who's left to fool at his point?

Oh, yeah, DU Underground.
Posted by: Auspex at January 22, 2025 07:26 PM


What's the Brattleboro Wymyn's and Feline Health Coöperative, chopped liver?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 22, 2025 07:34 PM (a3Q+t)

431 Does NYT owner Carlos Slim have cartel ties?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 22, 2025 07:20 PM (8zz6B)


He doesn't own the NYT. He acquired some shares (a small percentage) at a discounted price back in the teens due to the terms of a loan he gave them, but has since been selling off the shares to cash in. Also, he owned Class B shares, which are non-voting -- the Sulzberger family owns a majority of the Class A (voting) shares and always will.

Posted by: HTL at January 22, 2025 07:34 PM (Cnx6f)

432 Feminism, no fault divorce, and the decline of moral accountability in general ruined it.

Oh it was just one more campaign in the war against the family. There's so much wrong with marriage now that its generally the consensus among men that one ought never, ever wed these days. I disagree, but I do understand.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2025 07:34 PM (2VST1)

433 And Liberace! I never saw that coming! Women loved him!'

Mr. Sandman (yes) bring us a dream
Give him a pair of eyes with a "come-hither" gleam
Give him a lonely heart like Pagliacci
And lots of wavy hair like Liberace...

Posted by: The Chordettes at January 22, 2025 07:35 PM (R/m4+)

434 390 Those DIA and ATF fucks

New office space is available in Barrow, AK

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 22, 2025 07:35 PM (/U5Yz)

435 Jeepers.

Mike looks like he drank a case of beer last night and woke up at 4am.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 22, 2025 07:35 PM (mzM2O)

436 Very strange dynamics. Most people would be pretty upset and hurt if their spouse was carrying on outside the marriage. But you say that that's normal in a gay marriage. Different, indeed.
Posted by: washrivergal
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Notch counts of gay males is astonishing even compared with male Casanovas chasing females.
As well above 50 or so because to them it is just sex. From the research I saw back in the day when such was reported, it was not uncommon for a male gay to have a notch count over 100 if you include oral sex involvement. Group gay sex is fairly common in urban clubs.

Posted by: whig at January 22, 2025 07:35 PM (ctrM5)

437 They are so offensive President GHW Bush tried to eliminate them. So that there would be no kickback he was going to disseminate all of them amongst the other agencies.
No agency would take them.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 22, 2025 07:33 PM (nnVdx)
_______________

He was worried about "kickback?" Fire all the original shitheads, and fire anybody who's got a problem with that.

Simple, really.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2025 07:35 PM (YqDXo)

438 It would be one thing if gay marriages were monogamous but there's always an agreed number of hall passes every month.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 22, 2025 07:25 PM (dxSpM)
_____________

30?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2025 07:32 PM


Is there an extra alottment in June?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 22, 2025 07:36 PM (a3Q+t)

439 Gay "marriage" didn't ruin marriage it picked over its carcass. Feminism, no fault divorce, and the decline of moral accountability in general ruined it. Not making a case that gay marriage should have happened just that it's not the cause. More of a symptom.
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And guaranteeing a check to the mother for every child she birthed rather than giving her any incentive to choose wisely who she screwed played a BIG part of it as well.

Posted by: Crusader at January 22, 2025 07:36 PM (azSra)

440 That's not a tablecloth, it's a single slice of wood that has a glossy top.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 22, 2025 07:36 PM (PMtkd)

441
Thumper Doug!

Thump her, Doug!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 22, 2025 07:36 PM (xG4kz)

442 Afghan man (28 ) attacked a daycare group with toddlers
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Profiles in Courage. Those toddlers are tough!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2025 07:34 PM (YqDXo)

Toddlers being used as anti-daycare weapons. We are truly in the end times.

Posted by: How many 5 year olds could you fight at January 22, 2025 07:36 PM (ybSPO)

443 Trans activists aren't coping well.

It's all those trans-fats...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 22, 2025 07:37 PM (ynpvh)

444 Actually, Cousin Oliver might have caused the cancellation of the Brady Bunch. A similar poor plot choice probably killed the Partridge Family.

Adding in a child to rejuvenate a lagging show is routinely mocked by shows and comedians now, largely because of that kind of thing. They even tried it with Happy Days. I remember the season opener for the Simpsons that jokingly introduced a cool skateboarding dog because Bart was not as cool as he used to be.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2025 07:37 PM (2VST1)

445 CNN is shocked, SHOCKED!, to learn Americans favor mass deportations.

https://is.gd/Hy6cZO

Posted by: Anonosaurus Rex, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent Made Glorious Summer By This Son of [New] York at January 22, 2025 07:37 PM (L/fGl)

446 Mark Halperin notes the Democrats are leaderless.

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"What the hell am I, chopped Chihuahua liver?"

-- Kim Jong Un

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Treason Executable Again! at January 22, 2025 07:37 PM (B6F9D)

447 I heard private prison camps are the best.

More expensive but worth it.

Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2025 07:37 PM (fV+MH)

448 Bang up Job, Germany. There illegally, without asylum, and a known criminal but... still there, and now he's murdered babies. What a fine job you're doing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2025 07:33 PM (2VST1)
_______________

We've got no room to talk.

Yet.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2025 07:37 PM (YqDXo)

449 I'm sure we normals know this, but marriage is not about whether your spouse is an asset or a liability. We are all both of these things at one time or another. It's "for better, for worse".

Posted by: Emmie at January 22, 2025 07:38 PM (Sf2cq)

450 My mom just called to tell me her brother is down to just a few days left. He has been in a VA hospital last few years after a stroke.
Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2025 07:15 PM (fwDg9)

Sorry to hear that, Skip. May his passing be peaceful.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 22, 2025 07:38 PM (8zz6B)

451 The Afghan knife man was subject to an enforceable deportation. He had illegally entered Germany in November 2022. But he did not receive asylum. He is said to have been previously noticed for criminal offenses.

Bang up Job, Germany. There illegally, without asylum, and a known criminal but... still there, and now he's murdered babies. What a fine job you're doing.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2025 07:33 PM (2VST1)

They are debating whether to invade Poland or ban the Afd party in response.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 22, 2025 07:38 PM (n7h9X)

452 >>Bingo: this was never about equality. It was never about homosexuals. It was about degrading and destroying marriage because the nuclear family is the bedrock of civilization, its the core of our culture. If your goal is to tear it all down and rebuild a utopian leftist ideal, the family has to go.


THIS

There was an activist org called Beyond Marriage (beyondmarriage.org - now defunct) that was operating for years before 2012, and they published their goals, in great detail, on their website, with 100 professors and others signed on. The goal was to turn legal marriage into a legal alliance between any 2 or more people - friends, siblings, anything. They stated SSM was just the first foot in the door.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 22, 2025 07:38 PM (u1uWe)

453 Trans activists aren't coping well.
_______________

May I suggest seppuku?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2025 07:38 PM (YqDXo)

454 447 I heard private prison camps are the best.

More expensive but worth it.
Posted by: eleven


I support the Arpaio model.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 22, 2025 07:39 PM (/U5Yz)

455 447 I heard private prison camps are the best.

More expensive but worth it.
Posted by: eleven


I support the Arpaio model.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 22, 2025 07:39 PM (/U5Yz)

456 And guaranteeing a check to the mother for every child she birthed rather than giving her any incentive to choose wisely who she screwed played a BIG part of it as well.
Posted by: Crusader at January 22, 2025 07:36 PM (azSra)

Ah yes, subsidizing irresponsibility in the form of single motherhood. One of the Great Society's crowning achievements.

Posted by: A check not a child at January 22, 2025 07:39 PM (ybSPO)

457 449 I'm sure we normals know this, but marriage is not about whether your spouse is an asset or a liability. We are all both of these things at one time or another. It's "for better, for worse".

Posted by: Emmie at January 22, 2025 07:38 PM (Sf2cq)

Ran the full gamut in my marriage: sickess & health, richer/poorer, and then death did us part.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 22, 2025 07:39 PM (ynpvh)

458 Afghan man (28 ) attacked a daycare group with toddlers
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Profiles in Courage. Those toddlers are tough!
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A sports forum I was once active on had a running conversation along the lines of "How many 6-year olds could you defend yourself against?". The rules were the site was the size of a full-sized basketball court, and you had no weapons and they had no weapons. The 6-year olds were fully motivated to do whatever they had to do to kill you, and you could do anything you needed to do to defend yourself."

Men have strange conversations on sports sites when we have too much time on their hands.

Posted by: Crusader at January 22, 2025 07:39 PM (azSra)

459 We are all both of these things at one time or another. It's "for better, for worse".

As was mentioned above, the no-fault divorce laws stripped away any sense of marriage being meant to be permanent and divorce only a last, desperate, shameful attempt to make it through life and only for very specific, awful reasons.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2025 07:39 PM (2VST1)

460 That staged picture of the Obamas had the same fakeness to it as the Clinton’s dancing on the beach pic after Monica’s blue dress was revealed.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 22, 2025 07:40 PM (Q9Ayt)

461 346 I have not seen the data personally but I have heard that lesbians are much, much more likely to "divorce" from their faux marriage than homosexual males from theirs.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2025 07:18 PM (2VST1)

I've not seen the data, either. But, for reasons, I am acquainted with numerous married lesbians, and they're all stable and non-violent. I've read that DV is high in lez relationships, but I haven't seen it.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 22, 2025 07:40 PM (OX9vb)

462 30?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2025 07:32 PM

Is there an extra allotment in June?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 22, 2025 07:36 PM (a3Q+t)
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Nope. Extra ones for January, March, July, August, October, and December. Otherwise, they'd just have to tough it out.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2025 07:40 PM (YqDXo)

463 Mark Halperin notes the Democrats are leaderless.

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Well, brainless anyway.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Rex, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent Made Glorious Summer By This Son of [New] York at January 22, 2025 07:40 PM (L/fGl)

464 Oops. Forgot May.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2025 07:41 PM (YqDXo)

465 449 I'm sure we normals know this, but marriage is not about whether your spouse is an asset or a liability. We are all both of these things at one time or another. It's "for better, for worse".
Posted by: Emmie at January 22, 2025 07:38 PM (Sf2cq)

———-

So for you, more better or more worse?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 22, 2025 07:41 PM (XxG/N)

466 National Review: J6 pardons are a prelude to more political violence.

Ahoy!
🚢 🛳️ 🚢 🛳️ 🚢 🛳️

Posted by: banana Dream at January 22, 2025 07:41 PM (Y6IkP)

467 I can't tell which one is Joy Reid.

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ROTFLMAO.

I can't tell which on is Simon Phoenix ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Treason Executable Again! at January 22, 2025 07:41 PM (B6F9D)

468 460 That staged picture of the Obamas had the same fakeness to it as the Clinton’s dancing on the beach pic after Monica’s blue dress was revealed.
Posted by: Jen the original at January 22, 2025 07:40 PM (Q9Ayt)


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This reminds me of the first Trump inauguration where Hillary was staring at Bill while he was staring at Melania. It lasted a long time. Not as long as Michelle's boners but long.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 22, 2025 07:42 PM (PMtkd)

469

nooododdodod


noood

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 22, 2025 07:42 PM (RDFmy)

470 I can't tell which one is Joy Reid.
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She's the one who dated Harambe.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2025 07:42 PM (YqDXo)

471 National Review: J6 pardons are a prelude to more political violence.

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Unlike the 2020 Summer of Love, Burning, Looting, & Murdering ... but mostly Love.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Treason Executable Again! at January 22, 2025 07:42 PM (B6F9D)

472 >>Notch counts of gay males is astonishing even compared with male Casanovas chasing females.

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No females, no chasing. Not astonishing.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at January 22, 2025 07:43 PM (wzAuc)

473 Men have strange conversations on sports sites when we have too much time on their hands.
Posted by: Crusader at January 22, 2025 07:39 PM (azSra)

In online quiz form one of the questions was your willingness to use one or more of the 5-year-olds as an improvised bludgeoning weapon.

Posted by: Yeah. I took the quiz. Maxed out at 25. at January 22, 2025 07:43 PM (ybSPO)

474 A sports forum I was once active on had a running conversation along the lines of "How many 6-year olds could you defend yourself against?". The rules were the site was the size of a full-sized basketball court, and you had no weapons and they had no weapons. The 6-year olds were fully motivated to do whatever they had to do to kill you, and you could do anything you needed to do to defend yourself."

Men have strange conversations on sports sites when we have too much time on their hands.
Posted by: Crusader

Is that like how angels could dance on the head of a pin? But with a body count?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Rex, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent Made Glorious Summer By This Son of [New] York at January 22, 2025 07:43 PM (L/fGl)

475 It would be one thing if gay marriages were monogamous but there's always an agreed number of hall passes every month.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 22, 2025 07:25 PM (dxSpM)
_____________

30?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2025 07:32 PM

Is there an extra alottment in June?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 22, 2025 07:36 PM (a3Q+t)



30 gays haths September, April, June and Blowvember

Posted by: haffhowershower at January 22, 2025 07:43 PM (NMT5x)

476 I think t je Marxists have been leaderless for 4 years with people fighting for their turf

Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2025 07:43 PM (fwDg9)

477 National Review: J6 pardons are a prelude to more political violence.

Ahoy!
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Posted by: banana Dream at January 22, 2025 07:41 PM (Y6IkP

Would be funny if their pardons cover the next 10 years so they could go to NR in a body and smack em around.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 22, 2025 07:43 PM (n7h9X)

478 Ran the full gamut in my marriage: sickess & health, richer/poorer, and then death did us part.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 22, 2025 07:39 PM (ynpvh)


I'm sincerely grateful to you, Jim. You did your part to uphold social stability and demonstrate true love for the enrichment and inspiration for all.

Posted by: Emmie at January 22, 2025 07:44 PM (Sf2cq)

479 A sports forum I was once active on had a running conversation along the lines of "How many 6-year olds could you defend yourself against?". The rules were the site was the size of a full-sized basketball court, and you had no weapons and they had no weapons. The 6-year olds were fully motivated to do whatever they had to do to kill you, and you could do anything you needed to do to defend yourself."

Men have strange conversations on sports sites when we have too much time on their hands.
Posted by: Crusader

Is that like how angels could dance on the head of a pin? But with a body count?
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Exactly!

Posted by: Crusader at January 22, 2025 07:45 PM (azSra)

480 NR is just recycling yesterday's NYT. They are the progressive press, minus exactly one day. Shit, CNN responds to NYT orders in one day. What is the use of NR?

Posted by: banana Dream at January 22, 2025 07:46 PM (Y6IkP)

481 "They don't know which issues to prioritize or fight for."

A) Fundamentally true, but remember
B) Trump's Shock and Awe

Trump is doing so many things so assertively and all at once that the Democrats and MFM (BIRM) simply cannot collectively address and attack any issue. In the past, the GOPe has trotted out a single issue and pretty much invited opposition forces to aggregate their fire one item at a time. Conversely, now, there's simply not enough news cycle and coordination in a day to combat Trump's mandate and energy.

This is Winning and it's the best the GOP (courtesy MAGA) has ever proposed. Ever. Period. Full stop.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at January 22, 2025 07:46 PM (aXxgO)

482 Is that like how angels could dance on the head of a pin? But with a body count?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Rex, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent Made Glorious Summer By This Son of [New] York at January 22, 2025 07:43 PM (L/fGl)

The angels one is a little more sophisticated because it was less about if it were 10 or 30 or if it were finite versus infinite - are angels constrained by the rules of the universe or not.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 22, 2025 07:46 PM (n7h9X)

483 >>"How many 6-year olds could you defend yourself against?". The rules were the site was the size of a full-sized basketball court, and you had no weapons and they had no weapons. The 6-year olds were fully motivated to do whatever they had to do to kill you, and you could do anything you needed to do to defend yourself."


All of them.
I could kill every 6 year old on the Planet in that scenario.

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2025 07:47 PM (snN/i)

484 It would be one thing if gay marriages were monogamous but there's always an agreed number of hall passes every month.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 22, 2025 07:25 PM (dxSpM)

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It's interesting -- used to listen to a gay conservative in SoCal named Al Rantel.

He said Lesbians tended to be monogamous, unlike Gay Men ... using the analogy of a brake and a gas pedal.

In sexuality, women tend to behave as brakes while men tend to behave as gas pedals. Lesbians? Two brakes. Gay men? Two gas pedals ...

* ... and once again, Bathhouse Barry has entered the chat *

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Treason Executable Again! at January 22, 2025 07:48 PM (B6F9D)

485 In online quiz form one of the questions was your willingness to use one or more of the 5-year-olds as an improvised bludgeoning weapon.
Posted by: Yeah. I took the quiz. Maxed out at 25. at January 22, 2025 07:43 PM (ybSPO)

pushing the lead one back would be effective if they bunch up

Posted by: Oldcat at January 22, 2025 07:48 PM (n7h9X)

486 All of them.
I could kill every 6 year old on the Planet in that scenario.

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2025 07:47 PM (snN/i)

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Yeah, I'm imagining kicking each one in the head a la kickball and killing them instantly -- repeatedly.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Treason Executable Again! at January 22, 2025 07:50 PM (B6F9D)

487 May I suggest seppuku?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2025 07:38 PM (YqDXo)

The guy in the video would have to use a flensing knife for that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 22, 2025 07:51 PM (8zz6B)

488 30 gays haths September, April, June and Blowvember

Posted by: haffhowershower at January 22, 2025 07:43 PM (NMT5x)

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* golf clap *

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Treason Executable Again! at January 22, 2025 07:53 PM (B6F9D)

489 It has taken me til the last couple of weeks to learn the name of Kam's husband. Because I just simply did not care. I still don't know the names of most of Biden's cabinet or care,as they all look trans or are into S&M.

Maybe Mooch and Kam can be the new power couple? The two hazbeens totally unburdened for what never was, can run for office together forever.

Doug can go back to the fat nanny.

Buhrock can hang with Reggie again and mourn the dead chef who died on the paddle board at Martha's Vineyard.

I guess Mooch is laying claim on the Hawaii hut. It's all good.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 22, 2025 07:54 PM (gi+MR)

490 >>>The angels ...
Oldcat
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shh, you can't go telling all the secrets.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 22, 2025 08:08 PM (nnVdx)

491 Doug & Arnold, the nannyfucker clan. And Whiteman in the movies. Was him in the coat hanger business a metaphor?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 22, 2025 08:11 PM (nnVdx)

492 219 Joy Reid and Elie Mystal freak out

I can't tell which one is Joy Reid.
.......

She's the ugly one

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Hilarious. Sadly, didn't help, but hilarious, nonetheless.

Posted by: Southern Man at January 22, 2025 08:52 PM (ypfep)

493 I laughed out loud at "Transgender Simon Phoenix" and it is my new favorite reference.

Posted by: Caiwyn at January 22, 2025 08:57 PM (BaIXK)

494 Brian Miko 🇺🇸 @Brian_Miko1723 7h
Replying to @GavinSBaker @elonmusk
I have concerns about @realDonaldTrump working with Sam Altman on Al!

(https://tinyurl.com/37v5xsru)

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 22, 2025 09:10 PM (nnVdx)

495 Looks like Big Mike is on Steroids in that picture.......

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at January 22, 2025 11:09 PM (JE3PQ)

496 Why is it that conservative political talkers on TV and print media are always trying to tell the leftists what they need to do to become relevant and not so scary to the population? Who cares about them? Let them deal with it. Stop with all the advice to the communists. They can all go pound sand.

Posted by: Guillermo at January 23, 2025 10:16 AM (558mO)

497 No, it does not further Michelle's political ambitions. Do you know how many white Leftist women will leave their cuck-husbands for one night with Barack? They will consider Michelle not woman enough for Barack; that may be true.

Posted by: wferrin at January 23, 2025 12:52 PM (lCdHU)

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