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Thunderduck Cafe

neverunderestimateaduck.jpg

I know what that is -- that's a Star Trek transporter beam! Give it more power, Scottie!

Scenic jungle river in Indonesia.

Superb Owl.

Guy who doesn't understand why he wakes up tired every morning.

When bubble-rings collide (IG).

The "perier," a man-powered trebuchet (IG).

Out of control! (IG)

Sometimes gravity isn't the worst danger when you're parachuting (IG).

Dudes Posting Their W's Online.

Too many tigers?

Interesting jump style.

Cute: Beautiful beluga has a crush on one of his care-takers but doesn't like the rest of them.


Posted by: Ace at 08:28 PM




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1 Ho Ho Homan.

https://is.gd/YV7oYt

Posted by: Anonosaurus Rex, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent Made Glorious Summer By This Son of [New] York at January 23, 2025 08:28 PM (L/fGl)

2 Hello

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 23, 2025 08:29 PM (dR6yv)

3 Guy who doesn't understand why he wakes up tired every morning.
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You absolutely MUST watch this for the first 10 seconds or so...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 23, 2025 08:30 PM (BpYfr)

4 I'll get them

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 23, 2025 08:30 PM (5LoD7)

5 Thunderduck is my favorite AC/DC song.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 23, 2025 08:31 PM (Y6IkP)

6 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2025 08:31 PM (fwDg9)

7 3 Guy who doesn't understand why he wakes up tired every morning.
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You absolutely MUST watch this for the first 10 seconds or so...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 23, 2025 08:30 PM (BpYfr)

So true.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 23, 2025 08:31 PM (OX9vb)

8 Thunderduck Cafe

That reminds me of the picture of a housecat, laying in the "V" of a severely-crushed steel roof, with the caption "correlation is not causation."

The duck picture would have been better!

Posted by: mikeski at January 23, 2025 08:31 PM (DgGvY)

9 Hey WTF is going on with the judge refusing the J6 pardon?? How does this judge think she can just ignore a PARDON? What's the process here?

Posted by: melodicmetal1 at January 23, 2025 08:32 PM (XLfSN)

10 >> Rome, Italy

I think that might be Gary, Indiana.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at January 23, 2025 08:33 PM (FC8SQ)

11 Scotty not Scottie

Posted by: Ciampino - Space thingies tomorrow at January 23, 2025 08:33 PM (KjLnc)

12 Ezra Levant 🍁🚛 @ezralevant 2h
We scrummed climate activist John Kerry at the World Economic Forum in Davos. We learned two things:
1. He took a private jet to get “partly” there.
2. Now that Joe Biden is gone, Kerry works for coal tycoon Tom Steyer.
So we called him King Coal!

Avi Yemini @OzraeliAvi 5h
🚨 John Kerry AMBUSHED by entire Rebel News team in Davos

The former secretary of state and professional climate alarmist FORCED to admit he's sponsored by coal

You can't make this stuff up

GET MORE: WEFreports.com

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 23, 2025 08:33 PM (5LoD7)

13 Owl looks plenty layer feathers for the cold

Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2025 08:33 PM (fwDg9)

14 The duck picture is great!

Posted by: Piper at January 23, 2025 08:33 PM (ZdaMQ)

15 Chicks like big ducks.

Posted by: Bulg at January 23, 2025 08:34 PM (77rzZ)

16 Skip, are you feeling better?

Posted by: Ben Had at January 23, 2025 08:34 PM (oT+t6)

17 Also, ace, this is by far the worst comment topology in the history of online comment systems. Maybe a shiny new one in celebration of Trumpageddon?

Posted by: melodicmetal1 at January 23, 2025 08:34 PM (XLfSN)

18 Why does Kerry work for anyone? He's filthy fucking rich and the reason I don't buy Heinz anything.

Posted by: Reforger at January 23, 2025 08:35 PM (xcIvR)

19 15 Chicks like big ducks.
Posted by: Bulg at January

Bulg!

Posted by: Piper at January 23, 2025 08:35 PM (ZdaMQ)

20 I saw Worst Comment Topology open for…

Posted by: Bulg at January 23, 2025 08:36 PM (77rzZ)

21 Rebel News @RebelNewsOnline 1h
Paul Ryan REFUSES to congratulate Trump on his COMEBACK election win

Rebel News CEO @EzraLevant attempted to scrum former Republican House Speaker Paul Ryan in the streets of Davos, Switzerland, at the World Economic Forum. He refused to congratulate U.S. President Donald Trump on his election victory nearly four months ago.

"You refuse to congratulate the president," Ezra said during his heated exchange with Ryan. "No, I refuse to talk to you because you're being obnoxious," replied Ryan. "I'm not being obnoxious, I'm asking a very simple, easy question," Ezra countered.

After repeated deflections when asked about the President, who addressed the Forum Thursday afternoon, Ryan articulates he "does not like 'walk-and-talk' interviews."

"Could I ask you for your thoughts on Donald? Give me a word on Donald Trump," said Ezra. "I'm good," replied the former house speaker.

"Are you optimistic that he'll be a good president?" Ezra asked. "I'm good," he said.

Ezra attempted to seek clarification on why Ryan was a WEF attendee, but did not receive an answer.

"Who are you meeting with? Where's that secret?" No answer.

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 23, 2025 08:36 PM (5LoD7)

22 Ezra Levant 🍁🚛 @ezralevant 2h
I bumped into Paul Ryan at the World Economic Forum today.

He repeatedly refused to congratulate @realDonaldTrump on his election and he seemed really angry when I asked him about it.
👇

https://tinyurl.com/tcsutbp8
4:02 minutes

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 23, 2025 08:36 PM (5LoD7)

23 17 Also, ace, this is by far the worst comment topology in the history of online comment systems. Maybe a shiny new one in celebration of Trumpageddon?
Posted by: melodicmetal1

We like things retro and are very change averse around here.

Posted by: Piper at January 23, 2025 08:36 PM (ZdaMQ)

24 I thought right away it's unlawful imprisonment and saw a blog calling it same thing. Did see somewhere maybe these two were not in the pardons but that's not what the judge says, she wasn't releasing those two just because.

Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2025 08:37 PM (fwDg9)

25 17 Also, ace, this is by far the worst comment topology in the history of online comment systems. Maybe a shiny new one in celebration of Trumpageddon?
Posted by: melodicmetal1 at January 23, 2025 08:34 PM (XLfSN)

You should have been here before the "New comment thingy"

Posted by: Reforger at January 23, 2025 08:37 PM (xcIvR)

26 Hey WTF is going on with the judge refusing the J6 pardon?? How does this judge think she can just ignore a PARDON? What's the process here?
Posted by: melodicmetal1 at January 23, 2025 08:32 PM (XLfSN)

It wasn’t a pardon. Trump pardoned the convicted J6 hostages, but told Dept of Justice to move to dismiss charges on the prisoners who were not convicted. That gives an opening for fuckery in our Hawaiian judge-ocracy.

Trump got some bad advice on that one. Even if they were dismissed with prejudice, that wouldn’t protect against a future Dem administration from resurrecting the charges and adding new charges. A pardon is stronger.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at January 23, 2025 08:37 PM (FC8SQ)

27 Hey, Piper! How’s your weather down yonder?

Posted by: Bulg at January 23, 2025 08:37 PM (77rzZ)

28 When you go through all the vids and see that you could have been number one.

Thank you for the cafe, ace! Looks like it was another day of winning?

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 23, 2025 08:37 PM (mT+6a)

29 Piper, did you teach the daughter how to make snow angels?

Posted by: Ben Had at January 23, 2025 08:37 PM (oT+t6)

30 Also, ace, this is by far the worst comment topology in the history of online comment systems. Maybe a shiny new one in celebration of Trumpageddon?
Posted by: melodicmetal1 at January 23, 2025 08:34 PM (XLfSN)

There is an entire layer of Hell set aside for those who agitate for threaded comments.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2025 08:38 PM (8zz6B)

31 I saw Worst Comment Topology open for…

Posted by: Bulg at January 23, 2025 08:36 PM (77rzZ)
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Blown Margins

Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2025 08:38 PM (OaZlZ)

32 If anyone likes geology or volcanos, this guy is to watch:

https://tinyurl.com/bdsvw3hm

You might hate is voice but you get used to it, especially as the way he presents the subject in such an engrossing manner.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 23, 2025 08:38 PM (XxG/N)

33 Funny visual ICE joke:

𝐍𝐨𝐫𝐦 𝐂𝐫𝐮𝐢𝐬𝐞 𝕏 @normposter 5h
Relax, bro. I've been told it's a beautiful country.

https://tinyurl.com/25368uue

DRINKER @thedrinkerlive 2h Replying to @normposter
I’ve heard they throw great barbecues

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 23, 2025 08:40 PM (5LoD7)

34 17 Also, ace, this is by far the worst comment topology in the history of online comment systems. Maybe a shiny new one in celebration of Trumpageddon?

Posted by: melodicmetal1 at January 23, 2025 08:34 PM (XLfSN)

This is the very best comment system in the entire internet.

Posted by: davidt at January 23, 2025 08:40 PM (i0F8b)

35 27 Hey, Piper! How’s your weather down yonder?
Posted by: Bulg at January 23, 2025 08

Things are melting, but still cold. I open back up tomorrow, though!

Posted by: Piper at January 23, 2025 08:41 PM (ZdaMQ)

36 Howdy Hordelings!

I got a text from Hrothgar a little while ago. He mentioned his appreciation for the vast amount of prayers. He says he has a lot of therapy ahead of him.

Posted by: Doof at January 23, 2025 08:41 PM (RFPHU)

37 29 Piper, did you teach the daughter how to make snow angels?
Posted by: Ben Had at January 23, 2025 08:37 PM (oT+t6)

Yes, and we made a miniature snowman!

Posted by: Piper at January 23, 2025 08:41 PM (ZdaMQ)

38 Beluga video is cute

Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2025 08:41 PM (fwDg9)

39 Doof, thank you for the update. Much appreciated.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 23, 2025 08:42 PM (oT+t6)

40 When you go through all the vids and see that you could have been number one.

Thank you for the cafe, ace! Looks like it was another day of winning?
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 23, 2025 08:37 PM (mT+6a)

Claim a FIRST!!! Sponge has been hiding today.

Posted by: Doof at January 23, 2025 08:42 PM (RFPHU)

41 35 Good yo hear, Piper.

You still owe me a jicama recipe, BTW.

Posted by: Bulg at January 23, 2025 08:42 PM (77rzZ)

42 Ben not really, a little while in afternoon thought maybe but sure low fever was back this evening

Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2025 08:43 PM (fwDg9)

43 We like things retro and are very change averse around here.
Posted by: Piper at January 23, 2025 08:36 PM (ZdaMQ)

F**in' A. We like our 90's chat room style, and if you don't, you can step right off, yo.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 23, 2025 08:44 PM (OX9vb)

44 41 35 Good yo hear, Piper.

You still owe me a jicama recipe, BTW.
Posted by: Bulg at January 23, 2025 08:42 PM

You are right, I will pull it out of the recipe box and get it to you.

Posted by: Piper at January 23, 2025 08:44 PM (ZdaMQ)

45 ...Also, ace, this is by far the worst comment topology in the history of online comment systems. Maybe a shiny new one in celebration of Trumpageddon?
Posted by: melodicmetal1 at January 23, 2025 08:34 PM (XLfSN)


^^^ it also likely prefers the Jungle Primary Voting in CA and Ranked Choice Voting in AK.

The modern, newfangled, up to date electoral preferences of Discus advocates, far and wide.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 23, 2025 08:44 PM (Xo+UM)

46 Shouldn't have stopped by Taco Bell.

https://is.gd/uT4I87

Posted by: Anonosaurus Rex, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent Made Glorious Summer By This Son of [New] York at January 23, 2025 08:44 PM (L/fGl)

47 Bulg, jicama fries are phenomenal.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 23, 2025 08:44 PM (oT+t6)

48 > I bumped into Paul Ryan at the World Economic Forum today.

He repeatedly refused to congratulate @realDonaldTrump on his election and he seemed really angry when I asked him about it.
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He's not so small as to avoid a drone strike. Just sayin'

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 23, 2025 08:44 PM (Q4IgG)

49 >>>Beluga video is cute
Posted by: Skip

they're so beautiful.

Posted by: ace at January 23, 2025 08:44 PM (KRtlO)

50 Scenic jungle river in Indonesia.

I wonder what his leech load was like afterwards.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 23, 2025 08:44 PM (xCA6C)

51 17 Also, ace, this is by far the worst comment topology in the history of online comment systems. Maybe a shiny new one in celebration of Trumpageddon?
Posted by: melodicmetal1 at January 23, 2025 08:34 PM (XLfSN)

#TwoWeeks(tm)

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 23, 2025 08:45 PM (6vZaN)

52 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 1h
BREAKING: Trump's FBI director choice Kash Patel gets his nomination hearing on Jan. 30

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 23, 2025 08:45 PM (5LoD7)

53 Fun True Fact:

The word slave or slavery never appear in the constituion, not even in article 1 section 2 clause 3.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 23, 2025 08:45 PM (XV/Pl)

54 There is an entire layer of Hell set aside for those who agitate for threaded comments.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2025 08:38 PM (8zz6B)

More than that, there's a whole 'nother Hell altogether!

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 23, 2025 08:45 PM (Aqu9a)

55 Hey WTF is going on with the judge refusing the J6 pardon?? How does this judge think she can just ignore a PARDON? What's the process here?
Posted by: melodicmetal1 at January 23, 2025 08:32 PM (XLfSN)

There is a practical exception based on race. And on sex too. Black women have a magical status that can never be called into question.

Posted by: Talls at January 23, 2025 08:45 PM (9LMzB)

56 AOP, a hug for you.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 23, 2025 08:46 PM (oT+t6)

57 '
Guy who doesn't understand why he wakes up tired every morning.'

Note to self: Don't buy nocturnal pillow humping dog.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 23, 2025 08:47 PM (3wi/L)

58 Chicks like big ducks.
Posted by: Bulg at January 23, 2025 08:34 PM (77rzZ)

Are they able to prevaricate? Or...no.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Mega Dittos at January 23, 2025 08:47 PM (Ad8y9)

59 Democrats are flooding our country with anchor babies and chain migration so they can push us to full communism and never listen to us “legacy voters” again and some people are like “Let’s have a highly-principled argument over the meaning of an Amendment written 150 years ago.”

Some people still do understand What Time It Is, I’m sorry to say. All that matters is stopping the 60 year conspiracy to import a new class of voters to replace us. We can argue arcane legal points in the future, once we succeed.

(If we succeed.)

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at January 23, 2025 08:47 PM (FC8SQ)

60 This has been a heckuva day.

Among other things, Daisy the magnificent Malinois got sick and it was scary. Might have been a change of dog food. She seems to have recovered, but weak. We'll know best by morning.
🐕❤️

Sometimes the close and personal looms large against all the news noise.

Seen a lot of old nics on here this week, including fellow Okie Capt. Whitebread in the last thread. [waves howdy] Good to see. We need every Moron and ette in force these days, doncha think‽‽

Posted by: mindful webworker - fiddling around at January 23, 2025 08:47 PM (ew+RS)

61 What to say when the ducks show up.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 23, 2025 08:48 PM (ISHfS)

62 Scenic jungle river in Indonesia.

I wonder what his leech load was like afterwards.
Posted by: Archimedes

I was disappointed that the last second wasn't him freaking out about a crocodile.

Posted by: mikeski at January 23, 2025 08:48 PM (DgGvY)

63 Also, ace, this is by far the worst comment topology in the history of online comment systems. Maybe a shiny new one in celebration of Trumpageddon?

Posted by: melodicmetal1 at January 23, 2025 08:34 PM (XLfSN)

This is the very best comment system in the entire internet.

Those who hang around here have mastered it because it screens out the subpar folks. Sounds like melodicmetal doesn't make the cut.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 23, 2025 08:48 PM (xCA6C)

64 Counting the sheep..

The Icelandic Sheep Cat is a rare breed.

Posted by: mikeski at January 23, 2025 08:48 PM (DgGvY)

65 Roasted some potatoes, seared the crap out of a steak in my cast iron, steak is finishing in the oven.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at January 23, 2025 08:48 PM (6K6Eu)

66 The blog ain't broke, no need to think about changing it.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 23, 2025 08:48 PM (oT+t6)

67 I will never understand why mammals went back into the ocean

Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2025 08:49 PM (fwDg9)

68 No new comment thing! The green orange thing was bad enough!

Posted by: Doof at January 23, 2025 08:49 PM (RFPHU)

69 Skip, I hope you don't have what I've had....it just won't go away. Tomorrow is 3 weeks....I feel better, and then before you know it I've taken four steps backwards. I'm blaming the weather for not helping the cause....

Posted by: Grateful - the range bag lady at January 23, 2025 08:49 PM (IQ6Gq)

70 A Nephilim just beamed down.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 23, 2025 08:49 PM (ISHfS)

71 There is an entire layer of Hell set aside for those who agitate for threaded comments.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2025 08:38 PM (8zz6B)

Which is located below the Barrel.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 23, 2025 08:50 PM (ufFY8)

72 The attempted introduction of a more advanced commenting system was received very poorly.

The archaic commenting system is what makes this blog awesome.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 23, 2025 08:50 PM (XV/Pl)

73 AOP, a hug for you.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 23, 2025 08:46 PM (oT+t6)



Woot! And I am happy to hear that Hrothgar is on the mend. Went out 4-wheeling today, and saw some pretty nice country.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2025 08:50 PM (8zz6B)

74 The archaic commenting system is what makes this blog awesome.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 23, 2025 08:50 PM (XV/Pl)
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Reminds me of my BBS days back in the 90s.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at January 23, 2025 08:51 PM (6K6Eu)

75 Note to self: Don't buy nocturnal pillow humping dog.
Posted by: Dr. Claw

Dog breeds are getting way too specialized.

Posted by: mikeski at January 23, 2025 08:51 PM (DgGvY)

76 The archaic commenting system is what makes this blog awesome.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 23, 2025 08:50 PM (XV/Pl)

In other words -- it's part of the kink

Posted by: Doof at January 23, 2025 08:51 PM (RFPHU)

77 31 I saw Worst Comment Topology open for…

Posted by: Bulg at January 23, 2025 08:36 PM (77rzZ)
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Blown Margins
Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2025 08:38 PM (OaZlZ)

Blown Margins? $20, same as in town....

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 23, 2025 08:52 PM (QAkQ3)

78 Starting to see some buzz on Fox online about Harris taking advice from Hillary.

Wondering if it involves drinking heavily.

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at January 23, 2025 08:52 PM (99t1i)

79 Guy who doesn't understand why he wakes up tired every morning.'

Note to self: Don't buy nocturnal pillow humping dog.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 23, 2025 08:47 PM (3wi/L)
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One reason why I'm glad I have female cats...though they are prone to horking up unpleasant substances in the middle of the night...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 23, 2025 08:53 PM (BpYfr)

80 Can anyone explain the small business transparency act that the Supreme Court upheld tonight?

Posted by: Jen the original at January 23, 2025 08:53 PM (Q9Ayt)

81 Those who hang around here have mastered it because it screens out the subpar folks. Sounds like melodicmetal doesn't make the cut.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 23, 2025 08:48 PM (xCA6C)

melodicmetal has been around here, off and on, for many years. Not a troll. But on the subject of the blog's comment structure, he is just plain wrong. That is all.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2025 08:54 PM (8zz6B)

82 Cheerful Reprobate

Huma married money now. She does not go down on failed politicians anymore.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 23, 2025 08:54 PM (u82oZ)

83 This night job I am on , no one else will go do it. The hours are horrible.

Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2025 08:54 PM (fwDg9)

84 I will never understand why mammals went back into the ocean
Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2025 08:49 PM (fwDg9)

Fish and sea plants. In a lot of places land hunting is crap.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 23, 2025 08:54 PM (n7h9X)

85 The Skyrizi homely ginger on the beach in the blue one piece is strangely hot. I think because she is sufficiently curvy.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 23, 2025 08:54 PM (ufFY8)

86 @76

>>In other words -- it's part of the kink

Yes that and also, most of us are very old and CLI style commenting is preferable to the hell of the modern commenting interface.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 23, 2025 08:54 PM (XV/Pl)

87 If you don’t like Ace’s comment topology, just wait until you get a load of his shelving topology.

Posted by: Bulg at January 23, 2025 08:55 PM (77rzZ)

88 Starting to see some buzz on Fox online about Harris taking advice from Hillary.

Comparing notes regarding Huma.

Ugh.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 23, 2025 08:55 PM (ufFY8)

89 75
'Note to self: Don't buy nocturnal pillow humping dog.'
'Dog breeds are getting way too specialized.'

You say that. I say they make the Westminster dog show a lot funnier.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 23, 2025 08:55 PM (3wi/L)

90 Starting to see some buzz on Fox online about Harris taking advice from Hillary.

-
Some smart ass on X: Taking election advice from Hillary is like taking fashion advice from Fetterman.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Rex, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent Made Glorious Summer By This Son of [New] York at January 23, 2025 08:55 PM (L/fGl)

91
Those who hang around here have mastered it because it screens out the subpar folks. Sounds like melodicmetal doesn't make the cut.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 23

Pretty sure he regrets bringing it up. And probably thought I was kidding. But nope y’all chimed in exactly as I knew you would! 😂

Posted by: Piper at January 23, 2025 08:55 PM (ZdaMQ)

92 I saw Worst Comment Topology open for…
Posted by: Bulg

.....Talk Talk, at The Forum in '83.

Posted by: mikeski at January 23, 2025 08:56 PM (DgGvY)

93 ...Starting to see some buzz on Fox online about Harris taking advice from Hillary. Wondering if it involves drinking heavily. Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at January 23, 2025 08:52 PM (99t1i)

1. Dialects Coaching.

2. Method Action Coaching on Faking Sincerity.

3. Powering through the Hangover.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 23, 2025 08:56 PM (Xo+UM)

94 I'll give up this commenting tech when you pry it from my cold dead hands.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 23, 2025 08:56 PM (Aqu9a)

95 We had a pair of belugas show up here a number of years ago. They are very smart and curious. A group of biologists came up from the Mystic Aquarium to try and keep people from getting too close, they were afraid the belugas would get snagged in the mooring field of the docks.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2025 08:57 PM (LkLld)

96 1. Dialects Coaching.

2. Method Action Coaching on Faking Sincerity.

3. Powering through the Hangover.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 23, 2025 08:56 PM (Xo+UM)

4. Hiring hit men.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2025 08:57 PM (8zz6B)

97 85 The Skyrizi homely ginger on the beach in the blue one piece is strangely hot. I think because she is sufficiently curvy.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January

What? Who?

Posted by: Piper at January 23, 2025 08:58 PM (ZdaMQ)

98 You mean they developed new advanced state of the art blog technology?

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 23, 2025 08:58 PM (ISHfS)

99 Just think, if you were 40 when you started commenting at the beginning of the blog, you're now sixty.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 23, 2025 08:58 PM (XV/Pl)

100 We had a pair of belugas show up here a number of years ago.

Call me if they get golf balls in their blowholes.

Posted by: George Costanza at January 23, 2025 08:59 PM (ufFY8)

101 That top pic needs a title: "Behold the Awesome Power of a Fully Weaponized Duck Fart".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2025 08:59 PM (8zz6B)

102 I was only 36.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 23, 2025 08:59 PM (ISHfS)

103 With threaded comments posts end up with several individual conversations going on. This format forces everyone to cross the streams constantly, and it results in some interesting thoughts.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2025 08:59 PM (7MHHr)

104 Still remember the marine biologists throwing a ball and the Beluga kept bringing it back.
Just like water dogs would

Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2025 09:00 PM (fwDg9)

105 Just think, if you were 40 when you started commenting at the beginning of the blog, you're now sixty.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 23, 2025 08:58 PM (XV/Pl)

Not quite there, but damn close. Jinkies. thanks for that, Cochise.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Mega Dittos at January 23, 2025 09:00 PM (Ad8y9)

106 Cleaning house....

Pitching Funk and Wagnalls and The New American encyclopedias, a 50 uear old, very nice Websters Dictionary, about a dozen of those old Star Trek novels and other stuff.

Found 'V' The Complete miniseries on VCR. I'll put that aside.

Cats are zoomy. In and out.

Going to bed in a few hours.....sober.

Posted by: Stateless...21% - mental state clawing up from 10% at January 23, 2025 09:01 PM (jvJvP)

107 One reason why I'm glad I have female cats...though they are prone to horking up unpleasant substances in the middle of the night...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Mine is catholic on when she horks. 6 am today. Good thing i was up.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 23, 2025 09:01 PM (KAi1n)

108 Can anyone explain the small business transparency act that the Supreme Court upheld tonight?
Posted by: Jen the original at January 23, 2025 08:53 PM (Q9Ayt)

The Court didn't uphold it on the merits; it stayed the district court ruling against the Corporate Transparency Act. In a nutshell, the Act requires LLCs and similar entities to provide the names, addresses, and ID of each of the "responsible parties" to the Financial Crimes federal authority (FineCen). It's supposed to be a tool to fight money laundering, but it only applies to businesses with less than 25 employees, so in practice it's just a petty harassment of small businesses, a piece of bipartisan idiocy. I agree with the reasoning of the district judge who struck down the Act, namely that LLCs are creations of state statute, and the feds shouldn't have the power to dive deeply into their membership, but I suspect it will ultimately be upheld.

Posted by: Wiese at January 23, 2025 09:01 PM (W2RQ1)

109 1. Dialects Coaching.

2. Method Action Coaching on Faking Sincerity.

3. Powering through the Hangover.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 23, 2025 08:56 PM (Xo+UM)

4. Hiring hit men.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2025 08:57 PM (8zz6B)

Bollard recognition.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 23, 2025 09:01 PM (Aqu9a)

110 What? Who?
Posted by: Piper at January 23, 2025 08:58 PM (ZdaMQ)

Some girl on those damned earworm Skyrizi commercials. She wears a blue one piece swimsuit and runs into the water.

Not particularly attractive, but weirdly sexy.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 23, 2025 09:01 PM (ufFY8)

111 End Wokeness@EndWokeness
Rep. Rashida Tlaib is screaming on the House floor against a bill that deports migrants over stealing
She says it hurts folks like her mom.

-
Bet it does. Her and her whole family.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Rex, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent Made Glorious Summer By This Son of [New] York at January 23, 2025 09:02 PM (L/fGl)

112 This will jinx it for sure. My cats are now 9 and have never thrown up .

Posted by: Ben Had at January 23, 2025 09:03 PM (oT+t6)

113 17 Also, ace, this is by far the worst comment topology in the history of online comment systems. Maybe a shiny new one in celebration of Trumpageddon?

Posted by: melodicmetal1


ADAPT AND OVERCOME YOU MAGGOT!!!

Posted by: R. Lee Ermey at January 23, 2025 09:03 PM (rRMBj)

114 Her mom should stop stealinh shit. Why does she still have hands?

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 23, 2025 09:04 PM (ISHfS)

115 Red Wings schooling the Habs.
So far.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 23, 2025 09:04 PM (ufFY8)

116 This will jinx it for sure. My cats are now 9 and have never thrown up .
Posted by: Ben Had at January 23, 2025 09:03 PM (oT+t6)
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That first hairball is gonna be EPIC!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 23, 2025 09:05 PM (BpYfr)

117 Found 'V' The Complete miniseries on VCR. I'll put that aside.

Posted by: Stateless...21% - mental state clawing up from 10% at January 23, 2025 09:01 PM

That's awesome! I have the means to convert VHS to DVD and or digital files. File that info away as you see fit.

There was a reboot of V maybe 10(?) years ago. The actress who played Diana was HAWT

Posted by: Doof at January 23, 2025 09:05 PM (RFPHU)

118 This will jinx it for sure. My cats are now 9 and have never thrown up .
Posted by: Ben Had

Those aren't cats.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 23, 2025 09:05 PM (KAi1n)

119 Thunderduck is my favorite AC/DC song.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 23, 2025 08:31 PM (Y6IkP)

I know it has nothing to do with the cafe but Money Talks is my favorite AC DC song.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 23, 2025 09:05 PM (D6PGr)

120 Willowed

I am. I'm counting backwards now. I'll be 28 next year.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
----
Mine runs on a loop now. Unfortunately my loop is very tight. 29 29 29 29 29
Posted by: Ciampino

Friend of mine is up for the Ancient Order of St. Barbara this year. Coordinating with the Ft. Will commondanr's office, they claimed to have no record of him. Jackass says he was awarded the Honorable Order during his tenure in my squad in Moses's 1st Mule Brigade. Everybody got a good laugh, then we unfucked the database so he can get his award next month. Now my thunder chicken buddies in the air defense association are calling me a damned mule skinner.

Thay's okay. I volunteered my buddy to be the grog master for the event.

Posted by: BifBewalski

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 23, 2025 09:05 PM (MsrgL)

121 This will jinx it for sure. My cats are now 9 and have never thrown up .
Posted by: Ben Had

So either
A) Ben Had has those hairless Sphinx cats, or
2) She hasn't looked behind the couch in the last 9 years

Posted by: mikeski at January 23, 2025 09:05 PM (DgGvY)

122 You mean they developed new advanced state of the art blog technology?
-----
Something called "CompuServe" I think.

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 23, 2025 09:06 PM (5LoD7)

123 Some girl on those damned earworm Skyrizi commercials. She wears a blue one piece swimsuit and runs into the water.

Not particularly attractive, but weirdly sexy.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 23, 2025 09:01 PM (ufFY

What is the Skyrizi supposed to do? Prevent sharts? That would sort of un-sexy the blue one-piece.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2025 09:06 PM (8zz6B)

124 Thunderduck is my favorite AC/DC song.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 23, 2025 08:31 PM (Y6IkP)

I know it has nothing to do with the cafe but Money Talks is my favorite AC DC song.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 23, 2025 09:05 PM (D6PGr)

"Whole Lotta Rosie" is my favorite AC/DC song.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Mega Dittos at January 23, 2025 09:07 PM (Ad8y9)

125 >>> Can anyone explain the small business transparency act that the Supreme Court upheld tonight?
Posted by: Jen the original at January 23, 2025 08:53 PM (Q9Ayt)


The USSC declined to permanently block its implementation but it is still on pause nationally anyway due to a separate texas ruling.

As far as what it is, it looks like a large amount of financial reporting rules being placed on small business owners in order to prevent "money laundering" like what the dems do every freaking day anyway.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 23, 2025 09:07 PM (Y6IkP)

126
We went shopping this afternoon and we bought some pomegranate seeds to test them out. I had some with whipped cream for dessert. They weren't at all bad, but also nothing special.

I like raspberries and blackberries but, dear me, they're expensive as hell right now. We'll stick with blueberries, the only ones Her Majesty can eat.


Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 23, 2025 09:07 PM (dxSpM)

127 End Wokeness@EndWokeness
Rep. Rashida Tlaib is screaming on the House floor against a bill that deports migrants over stealing
She says it hurts folks like her mom.

Are there any other laws Tlaib would like her mom to be able to ignore without consequences?

Posted by: friends in low places at January 23, 2025 09:08 PM (WD60c)

128 What is the Skyrizi supposed to do? Prevent sharts? That would sort of un-sexy the blue one-piece.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Cure a whole pile of autoimmune disorders.

And by "cure" I mean "suppress while you're on the drug."

Posted by: mikeski at January 23, 2025 09:08 PM (DgGvY)

129 I like the AC/ DC songs with bagpipes.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 23, 2025 09:08 PM (ISHfS)

130 108 Can anyone explain the small business transparency act that the Supreme Court upheld tonight?
Posted by: Jen the original at January 23, 2025 08:53 PM (Q9Ayt)

The Court didn't uphold it on the merits; it stayed the district court ruling against the Corporate Transparency Act. In a nutshell, the Act requires LLCs and similar entities to provide the names, addresses, and ID of each of the "responsible parties" to the Financial Crimes federal authority (FineCen). It's supposed to be a tool to fight money laundering, but it only applies to businesses with less than 25 employees, so in practice it's just a petty harassment of small businesses, a piece of bipartisan idiocy. I agree with the reasoning of the district judge who struck down the Act, namely that LLCs are creations of state statute, and the feds shouldn't have the power to dive deeply into their membership, but I suspect it will ultimately be upheld.
Posted by: Wiese at January 23, 2025 09:01 PM (W2RQ1)

Legal zoom charges $159 to do it for you - I did it myself and it took 15 minutes. But yeah, its interesting, curious how many money launderers they catch.

Posted by: Piper at January 23, 2025 09:08 PM (ZdaMQ)

131 123
'What is the Skyrizi supposed to do? Prevent sharts?'

Looks like psoriasis medicine.
And anchorbabe fashion cop's description of the red haired chick is dead on.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 23, 2025 09:08 PM (3wi/L)

132 Thunderduck is my favorite AC/DC song.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 23, 2025 08:31 PM (Y6IkP)

I'm partial to For Those About to Quack We Salute You

Posted by: Doof at January 23, 2025 09:09 PM (RFPHU)

133 The USSC declined to permanently block its implementation but it is still on pause nationally anyway due to a separate texas ruling.

As far as what it is, it looks like a large amount of financial reporting rules being placed on small business owners in order to prevent "money laundering" like what the dems do every freaking day anyway.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 23, 2025 09:07 PM (Y6IkP)

Sounds like DJT should press Congress to vote a repeal.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2025 09:09 PM (8zz6B)

134 As far as what it is, it looks like a large amount of financial reporting rules being placed on small business owners in order to prevent "money laundering" like what the dems do every freaking day anyway.
Posted by: banana Dream

So, Amazon pulling up the ladder, again?

Posted by: mikeski at January 23, 2025 09:09 PM (DgGvY)

135 Mikeski hahahaha. The cats never. I can't say the same for the dogs.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 23, 2025 09:09 PM (oT+t6)

136 There was a reboot of V maybe 10(?) years ago. The actress who played Diana was HAWT
Posted by: Doof


Morena Baccarin.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 23, 2025 09:10 PM (rRMBj)

137 >>> There was a reboot of V maybe 10(?) years ago. The actress who played Diana was HAWT
Posted by: Doof at January 23, 2025 09:05 PM (RFPHU)


This star system's best space whore.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 23, 2025 09:10 PM (Y6IkP)

138 AoS is powered by Intellivision.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 23, 2025 09:10 PM (KAi1n)

139 Legal zoom charges $159 to do it for you - I did it myself and it took 15 minutes. But yeah, its interesting, curious how many money launderers they catch.
Posted by: Piper at January 23, 2025 09:08 PM (ZdaMQ)

Probably zero.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2025 09:10 PM (8zz6B)

140 Catching up on the days events.
How in the fuck dare a district nobody judge tell a president his pardons don’t mean anything?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 23, 2025 09:10 PM (vCQ/u)

141 >>> Sounds like DJT should press Congress to vote a repeal.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2025 09:09 PM (8zz6B)


All the news rags I looked at admitted that it was in Trump's hands now.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 23, 2025 09:11 PM (Y6IkP)

142 132 Thunderduck is my favorite AC/DC song.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 23, 2025 08:31 PM (Y6IkP)

I'm partial to For Those About to Quack We Salute You
Posted by: Doof


Quack to Thrill

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 23, 2025 09:11 PM (rRMBj)

143 Morena Baccarin.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 23, 2025 09:10 PM (rRMBj)

She may or may not have been in my browser history

Posted by: Doof at January 23, 2025 09:11 PM (RFPHU)

144 >I'm partial to For Those About to Quack We Salute You

Posted by: Doof at January 23, 2025 09:09 PM (RFPHU)

Back in Quack is one of my faves...

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 23, 2025 09:12 PM (GTqXr)

145 Back in Quack

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Mega Dittos at January 23, 2025 09:12 PM (Ad8y9)

146 Ok Rangers. Keep your foot on the gas.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2025 09:12 PM (LkLld)

147 AoS is powered by Intellivision.
Posted by: SFGoth at January 23, 2025 09:10 PM (KAi1n)



(turns monitor face down, shakes it, to refresh screen)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2025 09:12 PM (8zz6B)

148 143: Understandable. She's a beauty!

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 23, 2025 09:12 PM (rRMBj)

149 D'oh!!!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Mega Dittos at January 23, 2025 09:12 PM (Ad8y9)

150 “Skyrizi ad girl, in her blue onepiece, is arguing with Crazy Eyes Hope. Meanwhile, Big Tit Donna and Nice Bod Brooke…”

Posted by: Bulg at January 23, 2025 09:13 PM (77rzZ)

151 My favorite AC/DC song is Quack in Black.

Posted by: Piper at January 23, 2025 09:13 PM (ZdaMQ)

152 Doof

Do you wear a medical bracelet that says "Delete my browser history" ?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 23, 2025 09:13 PM (u82oZ)

153 Legalzoom should be brought up on fraud charges. Every state has a website where you can file an LLC or corp in 5 minutes. They charge $150 for that. It’s absurd.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 23, 2025 09:14 PM (vCQ/u)

154 >149 D'oh!!!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Mega Dittos at January 23, 2025 09:12 PM (Ad8y9)

Missed it by >< much.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 23, 2025 09:14 PM (GTqXr)

155 Disclose.tv @disclosetv 15h
NEW -- Far-left group projected "Heil Tesla" onto Elon Musk's Gigafactory near Berlin, according to their own statement on X.

Disclose.tv @disclosetv 13h
JUST IN -- Israel's Netanyahu says Elon Musk "is being falsely smeared" as a Nazi, he "is a great friend of Israel."
===
I bet the far-left group calls the Israelis "Nazis" too.

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 23, 2025 09:14 PM (5LoD7)

156 We had a pair of belugas show up here a number of years ago. They are very smart and curious. A group of biologists came up from the Mystic Aquarium to try and keep people from getting too close, they were afraid the belugas would get snagged in the mooring field of the docks.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2025 08:57 PM (LkLld)


Probably thought those wacky Rhode Islanders would try to get caviar from them!

Posted by: haffhowershower at January 23, 2025 09:14 PM (NMT5x)

157 Good to know Tiaib's mom was a theif, now we know where she learned her morality

Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2025 09:14 PM (fwDg9)

158 My favorite AC/DC song is Quack in Black.

Posted by: Piper

Hells Bills

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 23, 2025 09:14 PM (MsrgL)

159 Shot Down In Flames 🔥

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 23, 2025 09:14 PM (Q4IgG)

160 "Paint It Quack" by the Rolling Stones was winner, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2025 09:15 PM (8zz6B)

161 The whole Quack Ice album is pretty good.

Posted by: Piper at January 23, 2025 09:15 PM (ZdaMQ)

162 @BRICSinfo
5h
JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇷🇺 US President Trump says he wants to meet with Vladimir Putin "immediately."

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 23, 2025 09:15 PM (TtkQJ)

163 Something called "CompuServe" I think.

Wow, a blast from my past.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 23, 2025 09:16 PM (mH6SG)

164 I would sometimes see beluga whales at the mouth of the Kenai river, chomping on salmon. Very pretty.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Mega Dittos at January 23, 2025 09:16 PM (Ad8y9)

165 Quack to Thrill isn't bad

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 23, 2025 09:17 PM (MsrgL)

166 Quack Hits from the worldwide webbed.

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 23, 2025 09:17 PM (5LoD7)

167 The Skyrizi homely ginger on the beach in the blue one piece is strangely hot. I think because she is sufficiently curvy.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 23, 2025 08:54 PM (ufFY


I thought Skyrizi was to cure Vitamin C deficiency. Curvy and Scurvy is a helluva combo!

But for real, I think it might be because they barely show her, and not for long. Kind of like a tease so it makes you want to see more.

Posted by: haffhowershower at January 23, 2025 09:17 PM (NMT5x)

168 andycanuck

Far-left groups in Germany are not right in their heads.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 23, 2025 09:17 PM (u82oZ)

169 Ace of Spades is one of the still extant early ideological-political websites still around.

Posted by: Talls at January 23, 2025 09:17 PM (9LMzB)

170 I saw Worst Comment Topology open for…

Posted by: Bulg at January 23, 2025 08:36 PM (77rzZ)
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Blown Margins
Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2025 08:38 PM (OaZlZ)

Blown Margins? $20, same as in town....
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 23, 2025 08:52 PM (QAkQ3)

The barrel got a lot emptier when pixie fixed it so you couldn't accidentally copy/paste the whole darn thread.

Posted by: Someday I'll choose a nick and stick with it but not today. I'm a dangerous radical. at January 23, 2025 09:17 PM (89Sog)

171 Doof

Do you wear a medical bracelet that says "Delete my browser history" ?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 23, 2025 09:13 PM (u82oZ)

Nah -- I have instructions for my boys for when I go. They are to share my browser history with a COB who will hopefully post it for all of you to see.

Do you think you'd be surprised or proud?

Posted by: Doof at January 23, 2025 09:17 PM (RFPHU)

172 Leftists call Jews Nazis, Communists through and through

Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2025 09:17 PM (fwDg9)

173 Stairway to Quacken

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 23, 2025 09:18 PM (MsrgL)

174 If you're feeling death, stop using Skyrizi immediately.

Posted by: Skyrizi at January 23, 2025 09:18 PM (D9hgC)

175 Do you wear a medical bracelet that says "Delete my browser history" ?
Posted by: NaCly Dog

The modern day equivalent of ordering a workmate: "Look, If I die, pull this file out of my desk and burn it!"

Posted by: Tonypete at January 23, 2025 09:18 PM (WXNFJ)

176 Bohemian Quackpsody

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 23, 2025 09:18 PM (MsrgL)

177 Doof

ONT rising star

Proud.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 23, 2025 09:18 PM (u82oZ)

178 I don’t believe that I could name a single AC/DC song. Such is the little regard in which I hold rock music.

Posted by: Bulg at January 23, 2025 09:19 PM (77rzZ)

179 You quaked me all night long.

Posted by: Piper at January 23, 2025 09:19 PM (ZdaMQ)

180 Hotel Californ-quack

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 23, 2025 09:19 PM (MsrgL)

181 This star system's best space whore.
Posted by: banana Dream

Kaylee > Inara.

Inara might get down to business after a seven-course French dinner, some ballroom dance, and a show at the opera house.

Kaylee would suggest freaky stuff while you're chillin' watching Netflix.

Posted by: mikeski at January 23, 2025 09:19 PM (DgGvY)

182 Sweet Child o' Quack" (A tender song about a duckling)


B- side. Smells Like Teen Quackit

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 23, 2025 09:20 PM (MsrgL)

183 Poor Bob from NSA tonight.

Posted by: Piper at January 23, 2025 09:20 PM (ZdaMQ)

184 Quack, Rattle, and Roll.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2025 09:20 PM (8zz6B)

185 don’t believe that I could name a single AC/DC song. Such is the little regard in which I hold rock music.
Posted by: Bulg at January 23, 2025 09:19 PM (77rzZ)

I don’t like rap at all but I can name dozens of rap songs.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 23, 2025 09:20 PM (D6PGr)

186 Purple Quackze" (A psychedelic experience involving ducks)

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 23, 2025 09:21 PM (MsrgL)

187 You quaked me all night long.
Posted by: Piper at January 23, 2025 09:19 PM (ZdaMQ)

That's hot

Posted by: Doof at January 23, 2025 09:21 PM (RFPHU)

188 There was a reboot of V maybe 10(?) years ago. The actress who played Diana was HAWT

Posted by: Doof at January 23, 2025 09:05 PM (RFPHU

There's a free channel on Roku that airs the original 'V' free.

Let me take a minute and find it.

It's called 'Classic TV' and has the entire original series. Just tested it. Sweet.

Posted by: Stateless...21% - mental state clawing up from 10% at January 23, 2025 09:21 PM (jvJvP)

189 Quack us a song, you’re the quacking man,
Quack us a song tonight…

Posted by: Bulg at January 23, 2025 09:21 PM (77rzZ)

190 Disco Duck

Wait I think I’m doing it wrong

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 23, 2025 09:21 PM (D6PGr)

191 Have a great night, everyone.

May you all be resilient, warm, and winning!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 23, 2025 09:22 PM (u82oZ)

192 187 You quaked me all night long.
Posted by: Piper at January 23, 2025 09:19 PM (ZdaMQ)

That's hot
Posted by: Doof at January 23

I don’t own a blue 1 piece, though.

Posted by: Piper at January 23, 2025 09:22 PM (ZdaMQ)

193 You Give Quack a Bad Name" (Ducks have a bad reputation?)

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 23, 2025 09:22 PM (MsrgL)

194 I don’t like rap at all but I can name dozens of rap songs.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth

Couldn't name any, but I bet I could guess dozens.

Posted by: MkY at January 23, 2025 09:22 PM (cPGH3)

195 I remember her 'Doof.'

Laura Vandervoort was in there too.

Posted by: Stateless...21% - mental state clawing up from 10% at January 23, 2025 09:22 PM (jvJvP)

196 I don’t own a blue 1 piece, though.
Posted by: Piper

Go on. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at January 23, 2025 09:22 PM (WXNFJ)

197 I don’t believe that I could name a single AC/DC song. Such is the little regard in which I hold rock music.
Posted by: Bulg at January 23, 2025 09:19 PM (77rzZ)

You might want to rethink that road tripping with Doof idea then

Posted by: Doof at January 23, 2025 09:22 PM (RFPHU)

198 >178 I don’t believe that I could name a single AC/DC song. Such is the little regard in which I hold rock music.

Posted by: Bulg at January 23, 2025 09:19 PM (77rzZ)

Maybe Mozart's Eine Kleine Quacktmusik is more to your liking?

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 23, 2025 09:23 PM (GTqXr)

199 Wish You Were Quack

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 23, 2025 09:23 PM (MsrgL)

200 185 Good for you.

Posted by: Bulg at January 23, 2025 09:23 PM (77rzZ)

201 Kaylee > Inara.

Inara might get down to business after a seven-course French dinner, some ballroom dance, and a show at the opera house.

Kaylee would suggest freaky stuff while you're chillin' watching Netflix.
Posted by: mikeski at January 23, 2025 09:19 PM (DgGvY)
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Didn't Kaylee notice how to fix Serenity while she was banging some dude in the engine room?

That's why she was hired, if I recall...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 23, 2025 09:23 PM (BpYfr)

202 AZ Intel @AZ_Intel_ 1h
ICE says 538 arrests and 373 detainers lodged in new enforcement update.

AZ Intel @AZ_Intel_ 1h
U.S. immigration agents raided a business establishment in Newark, New Jersey, on Thursday and detained undocumented residents as well as citizens, including a U.S. military veteran, the city's mayor said.

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 23, 2025 09:23 PM (5LoD7)

203 I don’t like rap at all but I can name dozens of rap songs.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth

Couldn't name any, but I bet I could guess dozens.

Posted by: MkY

I like big quacks and I cannot lie

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 23, 2025 09:24 PM (MsrgL)

204 Quack, Lady, Quack.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2025 09:24 PM (8zz6B)

205 There is a crucial difference in the Wong Kim Ark case in 1898 and the modern challenge. Wong Kim Ark's parents were in the United States legally and the modern challenge is about illegal aliens. As well as being born here the 14th says "and subject to the jurisdiction of the United States". People in the country legally are here under the jurisdiction of the United States, illegals are not. Crucial difference. Even Wikipedia's discussion of the case concedes that.

Amy Comey Barret is not a liberal. She is an institutionalist. In preliminary challenges she votes with the agency which allows "I'm always on the winning side" Roberts to join the libs. However in final rulings she votes with the Constitution and that is why you rarely see 5-4 wins for us, they are almost always 6-3.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at January 23, 2025 09:24 PM (Da7Vv)

206 Doof, I can put up with it.

And Rush is my son’s favorite band.

Posted by: Bulg at January 23, 2025 09:25 PM (77rzZ)

207 I like big quacks and I cannot lie
Posted by: BifBewalski at January

Gin and quacks

Posted by: Piper at January 23, 2025 09:25 PM (ZdaMQ)

208 Rocket Quack" (A duck astronaut?)

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 23, 2025 09:25 PM (MsrgL)

209 I don’t own a blue 1 piece, though.
Posted by: Piper at January 23, 2025 09:22 PM (ZdaMQ)

Not sure of the relevance to being quaked all night long but ok

Posted by: Doof at January 23, 2025 09:25 PM (RFPHU)

210 Baby's got Quack

Posted by: Sir Quax-a-Lot at January 23, 2025 09:26 PM (Y6IkP)

211 Captain and Tenille: Quack Love

Posted by: Bulg at January 23, 2025 09:26 PM (77rzZ)

212 I don’t believe that I could name a single AC/DC song. Such is the little regard in which I hold rock music.
Posted by: Bulg

Even AC/DC doesn't have any regard for AC/DC.

I'm sick to death of people saying we've made 11 albums that sound exactly the same. In fact, we've made 12 albums that sound exactly the same. - Angus Young

Posted by: mikeski at January 23, 2025 09:26 PM (DgGvY)

213 I think everyone here knows at least part of one rap song.

Move bitch get out da way

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 23, 2025 09:26 PM (D6PGr)

214 Yackity Quack

Posted by: SFGoth at January 23, 2025 09:26 PM (KAi1n)

215 Quack This Way...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 23, 2025 09:26 PM (BpYfr)

216 This will jinx it for sure. My cats are now 9 and have never thrown up .
Posted by: Ben Had at January 23,

That is a blessing from God!

In re the earlier thread about free speech/bill of rights for non-immigrant visa holders: I looked up the standardized regs on consular affairs, and you are absolutely correct - no restrictions. In the big picture, it is the right thing and what sets the US apart from other countries.

Posted by: Moki at January 23, 2025 09:27 PM (wLjpr)

217 Get Quack!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2025 09:27 PM (8zz6B)

218 > I have instructions for my boys for when I go. They are to share my browser history with a COB who will hopefully post it for all of you to see.
------
Giggles.

What a trip that'd be for my kids. No kink but some seriously arcane shit. Photos, music, technical stuff long forgotten, some missives that never got sent.... etc.

Really old PC games.

But the photos... 25 years of digital photographs... about a terabyte of it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 23, 2025 09:27 PM (Q4IgG)

219 And, Doof, maybe you could tolerate a little Dvorak?

Posted by: Bulg at January 23, 2025 09:28 PM (77rzZ)

220 209 I don’t own a blue 1 piece, though.
Posted by: Piper at January 23, 2025 09:22 PM (ZdaMQ)

Not sure of the relevance to being quaked all night long but ok
Posted by: Doof at January 23, 2025

Skyrizi girl with the rizz!

Posted by: Piper at January 23, 2025 09:28 PM (ZdaMQ)

221 I'm sick to death of people saying we've made 11 albums that sound exactly the same. In fact, we've made 12 albums that sound exactly the same. - Angus Young
Posted by: mikeski

When they were popular,, I couldn't stand them cause of the singers voice. First one died, and they found a worse voice.
But, man... Angus can play that guitar.

Posted by: MkY at January 23, 2025 09:28 PM (cPGH3)

222 First Time Ever I Pecked Your Face.

Posted by: Roberta Quack at January 23, 2025 09:28 PM (PLGSy)

223 These next ones are for Doof...

Tom Quackyer
Limequackt
Spirit of Radioquack
Subdiquacksions
Closer to the Quackt
YYQuack
Freequackill
The Quackrees
Working Quackn

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 23, 2025 09:29 PM (MsrgL)

224 While My Duck Gently Quacks.

Posted by: George at January 23, 2025 09:29 PM (i0F8b)

225 Everybody was quack-fu fighting…

Posted by: Bulg at January 23, 2025 09:29 PM (77rzZ)

226 Doof, I can put up with it.

And Rush is my son’s favorite band.
Posted by: Bulg at January 23, 2025 09:25 PM (77rzZ)

One does not merely "put up with" the music in my vehicle. It is plentiful. And loud. And I sing along. Loudly. Also - I will cut you off if you are speaking frequently to point out important lyrics or musical segments.

Posted by: Doof at January 23, 2025 09:29 PM (RFPHU)

227 Good for you.
Posted by: Bulg at January 23, 2025 09:23 PM (77rzZ)

I guess I owe nurse ratchet an apology.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 23, 2025 09:30 PM (D6PGr)

228 Should I Stay Or Should I Quack?

Posted by: Rex B at January 23, 2025 09:30 PM (PLGSy)

229 Do the Quackstle!

Posted by: Bulg at January 23, 2025 09:30 PM (77rzZ)

230 Quackin' Care of Business

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2025 09:30 PM (8zz6B)

231 Fun True Fact:

The word slave or slavery never appear in the constituion, not even in article 1 section 2 clause 3.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 23, 2025 08:45 PM (XV/Pl)

This is the basis for the argument by Lysander Spooner in the 1850's that slavery was not constitutional, and could only be considered so by so torturing the language as to make it unintelligible.
I have suspected the omission was due to a compromise between the Southern and Northern state delegates to get an actual conclusion to the convention, however Spooner argued that even if there was some hidden agenda agreed upon by the various delegates, we were stuck with the actual language as written and ratified.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 23, 2025 09:31 PM (D7oie)

232 You’re so vain, you probably think this quack is about you.

Posted by: Piper at January 23, 2025 09:31 PM (ZdaMQ)

233 Not sure I'm down with all the duck jokes.
Some quack me up though.

Posted by: MkY at January 23, 2025 09:31 PM (cPGH3)

234 >I'm partial to For Those About to Quack We Salute You

Posted by: Doof at January 23, 2025 09:09 PM (RFPHU)

Back in Quack is one of my faves...
Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 23, 2025 09:12 PM

Big Bills.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 23, 2025 09:31 PM (Wnv9h)

235 The Bluebill Is Mine.

Posted by: Quackson Five at January 23, 2025 09:31 PM (PLGSy)

236 Double Vision Quack

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 23, 2025 09:31 PM (MsrgL)

237 Quack For The Wolfman

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2025 09:31 PM (8zz6B)

238
Ever been to an Opera? Who the hell can sit there and listen to that howling and screeching for 2 hours?

btw, do all operas feature TEETS??

This broad is pretty much Topless while she sings her opera:

https://is.gd/ly4c77

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 23, 2025 09:31 PM (FLFnM)

239 The Night Chicago Quacked.

Posted by: Bulg at January 23, 2025 09:32 PM (77rzZ)

240 Head Games Quack

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 23, 2025 09:32 PM (MsrgL)

241 Nice appointment for Brent Bozell today - details over at HA.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2025 09:32 PM (7MHHr)

242 Trees can burn from within for weeks after the fire seems to be extinguished

https://tinyurl.com/4xf96246

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 23, 2025 09:32 PM (TtkQJ)

243 Juke Box Quack

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 23, 2025 09:32 PM (MsrgL)

244 Quack It To The Limit

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 23, 2025 09:33 PM (dDmld)

245 I Want To Know What Quack Is

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 23, 2025 09:33 PM (MsrgL)

246 How deep is your Quack?

Posted by: Tonypete at January 23, 2025 09:34 PM (WXNFJ)

247 These next ones are for Doof...

Tom Quackyer
Limequackt
Spirit of Radioquack
Subdiquacksions
Closer to the Quackt
YYQuack
Freequackill
The Quackrees
Working Quackn
Posted by: BifBewalski


Little Red Quacketta
Quack By Night

Posted by: haffhowershower at January 23, 2025 09:34 PM (NMT5x)

248 Did I do Hot Quacked yet?

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 23, 2025 09:34 PM (MsrgL)

249 Das Lied von der Ente

Posted by: Gustav Mahllard at January 23, 2025 09:34 PM (Y6IkP)

250 6ixBuzzTV @6ixbuzztv 23h
#REPORT: Barry Michael Cooper, writer of 'New Jack City' and more, dies at 66.
=====
...was an American writer, producer, and director, best known for his screenplays for the films New Jack City (1991), Sugar Hill (1994), and Above the Rim (1994), sometimes called his "Harlem Trilogy".

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 23, 2025 09:35 PM (5LoD7)

251 Whole Lotta Quack

Posted by: zep at January 23, 2025 09:35 PM (i0F8b)

252 Dueling Quacks

Posted by: Gref at January 23, 2025 09:35 PM (aBgBM)

253 Methinks cabin fever has set in here at the HQ. Yikes.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 23, 2025 09:35 PM (mH6SG)

254 A little less quackversation

Posted by: Piper at January 23, 2025 09:35 PM (ZdaMQ)

255 btw, do all operas feature TEETS??

This broad is pretty much Topless while she sings her opera:

https://is.gd/ly4c77
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 23, 2025 09:31 PM (FLFnM)

That’s so you know it’s Art.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2025 09:35 PM (7MHHr)

256 If you're feeling death, stop using Skyrizi immediately.
Posted by: Skyrizi at January 23, 2025 09:18 PM (D9hgC)

Do not take Skyrizi if you are fatally allergic to Skyrizi.

If you have anal prolapse, discontinue Skyrizi and talk to your doctor immediately, as this may be a serious side-effect of taking Skyrizi.

In animal trials, several lab rats became very disappointed in the trajectory their lives had taken by being force-fed Skyrizi. The FDA made us tell you that.

Our VP of Advertising is nailing the redhead in the blue one-piece. The FDA did not make us tell you that, but our VP of Advertising really, really wanted you to know.

They’re real and they’re magnificent.

Do not taunt happy fun Skyrizi.


Skyrizi: take back your life and reserve your place in the inevitable class action suit.

Posted by: Skyrizi at January 23, 2025 09:35 PM (FC8SQ)

257 226 Doof, as long as I can sing along, I’m good.

Though there’s no guarantee that I won’t slip some lyrics from The Music Man or Oliver! in there on you.

Posted by: Bulg at January 23, 2025 09:35 PM (77rzZ)

258 Quack-Bottom Girls

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 23, 2025 09:36 PM (dDmld)

259 > Trees can burn from within for weeks after the fire seems to be extinguished
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I once drove though an area ravaged by a wild fire near Big Sur, CA. There were these trees that had fallen, and burned, leaving a white ash outline of their form.

They were called "ghost trees."

Very... eerie.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 23, 2025 09:36 PM (Q4IgG)

260 Quack That Whip

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 23, 2025 09:36 PM (D6PGr)

261 @238

>>Ever been to an Opera? Who the hell can sit there and listen to that howling and screeching for 2 hours?

One of the enduring appeals of Opera besides incredible singing is the stage production and thematic narrative.

Although, I have been to a few post-modernist opera performances that have made my love of opera.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 23, 2025 09:36 PM (XV/Pl)

262 Quackin' On Heaven's Door

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2025 09:37 PM (8zz6B)

263 Das Lied von der Ente
Posted by: Gustav Mahllard at January 23, 2025 09:34 PM

*golf quack*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 23, 2025 09:37 PM (Wnv9h)

264 198 >178 I don’t believe that I could name a single AC/DC song. Such is the little regard in which I hold rock music.

Posted by: Bulg at January 23, 2025 09:19 PM (77rzZ)

Maybe Mozart's Eine Kleine Quacktmusik is more to your liking?
Posted by: Heavy Meta


Or 'Kind of Quack' by Miles Davis.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 23, 2025 09:37 PM (rRMBj)

265 Imagine there’s no quacking,
It’s easy if you try..:

Posted by: Bulg at January 23, 2025 09:37 PM (77rzZ)

266 Do not take Quack if you are fatally allergic to Quack.

If you have anal prolapse, discontinue Quack and talk to your doctor immediately, as this may be a serious side-effect of taking Quack.

In animal trials, several lab rats became very disappointed in the trajectory their lives had taken by being force-fed Quack. The FDA made us tell you that.

Posted by: ad at January 23, 2025 09:37 PM (i0F8b)

267 Trees can burn from within for weeks after the fire seems to be extinguished

https://tinyurl.com/4xf96246
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 23, 2025 09:32 PM (TtkQJ)

Trees: the electric vehicles of the plant kingdom.

Posted by: Skyrizi at January 23, 2025 09:37 PM (FC8SQ)

268 Quackifornication
Under the Quack
Quacki California
By the Quack
Quack Tissue
Quack It Away
Quackside
Around the Quack
Can't Quack
Quack (Hey Oh)

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 23, 2025 09:38 PM (MsrgL)

269 Quackout.

Posted by: scampydog at January 23, 2025 09:38 PM (41CYW)

270 Our VP of Advertising is nailing the redhead in the blue one-piece. The FDA did not make us tell you that, but our VP of Advertising really, really wanted you to know.

They’re real and they’re magnificent.

Do not taunt happy fun Skyrizi.


Skyrizi: take back your life and reserve your place in the inevitable class action suit.
Posted by: Skyrizi at January 23, 2025 09:35 PM (FC8SQ)

Haha! Well done!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2025 09:38 PM (8zz6B)

271 One tin quacker rides away

Posted by: Bulg at January 23, 2025 09:39 PM (77rzZ)

272 It Aint Ova. Teal, It's Ova!

Posted by: Lenny Kwackitz at January 23, 2025 09:39 PM (PLGSy)

273 Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 23, 2025 09:23 PM (5LoD7)

What amazes me is how fast these raids are happening... almost like the Fed rank and file WANTED to do it all along... and had all the information and paperwork ready to go.

Funny that.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 23, 2025 09:39 PM (QAkQ3)

274 Doof, as long as I can sing along, I’m good.

Though there’s no guarantee that I won’t slip some lyrics from The Music Man or Oliver! in there on you.
Posted by: Bulg at January 23, 2025 09:35 PM (77rzZ)

There would be no trouble in River City

Posted by: Doof at January 23, 2025 09:39 PM (RFPHU)

275 My Quack Pages by the Byrds

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 23, 2025 09:40 PM (D6PGr)

276 We like things retro and are very change averse around here.

Puts the emphasis on content too...

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle for festive little hats at January 23, 2025 09:40 PM (ruicq)

277 Who Fears the Quacker?

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 23, 2025 09:40 PM (5LoD7)

278 Michelle, my quack…

Posted by: Bulg at January 23, 2025 09:40 PM (77rzZ)

279 They were called "ghost trees."

Very... eerie.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 23, 2025 09:36 PM (Q4IgG)

Haven’t seen that, but once I ran across a tree that had just been hit by lightning, be big limb down with the bark blown off. I was amazed to see the perfect image of an oak leaf burned into the fresh wood. I don’t know how that happened, but I guess it had something to do with getting hit by a million volts.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2025 09:40 PM (7MHHr)

280 I miss Darkwing...

Posted by: Stateless...21% - mental state clawing up from 10% at January 23, 2025 09:41 PM (jvJvP)

281 Unchained Quackery

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 23, 2025 09:41 PM (Aqu9a)

282 Quack In The Saddle Again.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2025 09:41 PM (8zz6B)

283 263 Das Lied von der Ente
Posted by: Gustav Mahllard at January 23, 2025 09:34 PM

*golf quack*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 23, 2025 09:37 PM (Wnv9h)

CaddyQuack... the story of Donald Duck trying to make some extra cash working at a golf course.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 23, 2025 09:41 PM (QAkQ3)

284 Drakes! You can get more chicks!

With this one weird quack.

Posted by: haffhowershower at January 23, 2025 09:41 PM (NMT5x)

285 The night the drove old Quacksie down…

Posted by: Bulg at January 23, 2025 09:42 PM (77rzZ)

286 I Saw Her Quacking There.

Posted by: Paul McQuackney at January 23, 2025 09:42 PM (PLGSy)

287 Quack IN The USSR.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2025 09:42 PM (8zz6B)

288 Too many Quack comments. I'm gonna go listen to some early 2000s alt rock.

Paddle of Mudd

Posted by: Doof at January 23, 2025 09:42 PM (RFPHU)

289 Didn't we play this game with the word "taco" once?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 23, 2025 09:42 PM (BpYfr)

290 Who Fears the Quacker?
Posted by: andycanuck


I got a feveh, and the only cure is more duckbill.

Posted by: haffhowershower at January 23, 2025 09:43 PM (NMT5x)

291 Nuthin' but a Q thang

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 23, 2025 09:43 PM (BpYfr)

292 271 One tin quacker rides away
--------
Billy Quack was a great movie!

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 23, 2025 09:43 PM (5LoD7)

293 Jumpin Quack Flash.

Posted by: scampydog at January 23, 2025 09:43 PM (41CYW)

294 Too many Quack comments. I'm gonna go listen to some early 2000s alt rock.

Paddle of Mudd

Posted by: Doof

You're only teasing us if you don't do Psychostick too.

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 23, 2025 09:43 PM (MsrgL)

295 The Washington Commanders called up Big Mike from their practice squad to shore up their offensive line for the playoffs. That is why President Obama was alone at the Carter Funeral and the inauguration. Football comes first in DC.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at January 23, 2025 09:44 PM (Da7Vv)

296 Didn't we play this game with the word "taco" once?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 23, 2025 09:42 PM (BpYfr)

I believe so. Maybe some other words, too. It is a fun mental exercise.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2025 09:44 PM (8zz6B)

297 A little less quackversation
Posted by: Piper

Too many Quack comments. I'm gonna go listen to some early 2000s alt rock.
Posted by: Doof

So, if anyone drags this into the ONT, Piper and Doof are makin' 'em spend a night in the box?

Posted by: mikeski at January 23, 2025 09:44 PM (DgGvY)

298 Paradise By The Quackboard Lights

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 23, 2025 09:44 PM (Aqu9a)

299 What amazes me is how fast these raids are happening... almost like the Fed rank and file WANTED to do it all along... and had all the information and paperwork ready to go.
---------
Like the Border Patrol cops' union endorsing PDT.

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 23, 2025 09:44 PM (5LoD7)

300 Rep. Tlaib is the oldest of 14 siblings born in the U.S. to immigrants parents.

Define theft. 14 kids in the family. Legal eligibility to supporting government programs, or not?

Tlaib is her married name, not maiden. However, Tlaib was also her mother's maiden name. Her mother and former husband hailed from same region, reportedly.

-----
Lovely pictures of Rome in the Cafe.

Posted by: L - It''s a good day. at January 23, 2025 09:45 PM (NFX2v)

301 Paddle of Mudd
Posted by: Doof


Paddle of Mudd(hen)

Posted by: haffhowershower at January 23, 2025 09:45 PM (NMT5x)

302 Quack! By Snoop Duck

Posted by: Piper at January 23, 2025 09:45 PM (pZEOD)

303 296 Didn't we play this game with the word "taco" once?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 23, 2025 09:42 PM (BpYfr)

I believe so. Maybe some other words, too. It is a fun mental exercise.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Fartclam.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 23, 2025 09:45 PM (XESzo)

304 Did we do Quacklin' Rosie?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2025 09:46 PM (8zz6B)

305 Jeez, I walked into a room of quacks.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 23, 2025 09:46 PM (VwHCD)

306 For Whom the Bills Tolls

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 23, 2025 09:46 PM (BpYfr)

307 Quack Lives Matter

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle for festive little hats at January 23, 2025 09:46 PM (ruicq)

308

You people ain't right in the head, but....

YOU ARE FUN!!!!

Posted by: four seasons at January 23, 2025 09:47 PM (3ek7K)

309 Quack the Knife

Banned in Britain

Posted by: Bulg at January 23, 2025 09:47 PM (77rzZ)

310 Wake Me Up Before You Quack Quack

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 23, 2025 09:47 PM (Aqu9a)

311 There was a Thunderous Stampede of Ducks. This resulted in an Earthquack.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, T

Posted by: Jim at January 23, 2025 09:47 PM (Xo+UM)

312 I am laughing out loud here and look insane.

Posted by: Piper at January 23, 2025 09:48 PM (pZEOD)

313 Have I not seen The Quackening yet?

It happened to the Quacklander.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2025 09:49 PM (7MHHr)

314 YOU ARE FUN!!!!

Posted by: four seasons

I resemble that....

Now Quack off.

*makes wing motion similar to quackraki kid*

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 23, 2025 09:49 PM (MsrgL)

315 Catching up on the days events.
How in the fuck dare a district nobody judge tell a president his pardons don’t mean anything?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 23, 2025 09:10 PM (vCQ/u)

Read 43 of the earlier thread on topic. It might save you some hair.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 23, 2025 09:49 PM (FREMh)

316 I'm Losing My Favorite *Game.*

Posted by: The Harlequins at January 23, 2025 09:49 PM (PLGSy)

317 If you carry a burning duck, you’re quacking heat.

Posted by: Bulg at January 23, 2025 09:50 PM (77rzZ)

318 @DC_Draino
3s
Trump says he’s cancelling windmills and solar fields

He says they destroy property values, barely offset their own carbon footprint, and kill animals

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 23, 2025 09:50 PM (TtkQJ)

319 Ode to Quack

Posted by: Ludwig van Ducktovan at January 23, 2025 09:50 PM (i0F8b)

320 We Ain't Nothing But Good Ol' Quacks

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 23, 2025 09:51 PM (Aqu9a)

321 It's the End of the Quack and We Know It

(And I feel fine)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 23, 2025 09:51 PM (BpYfr)

322 Quacking in America!

Posted by: Tonypete at January 23, 2025 09:51 PM (WXNFJ)

323 Triumph the insult dog ripping on Leftist marchers is awesome.
https://x.com/CitizenFreePres/status/1882558007051235694

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at January 23, 2025 09:51 PM (XjTSo)

324 Trump says he’s cancelling windmills and solar fields

He says they destroy property values, barely offset their own carbon footprint, and kill animals
Posted by: Braenyard
---------

He's not wrong.

Posted by: JQ at January 23, 2025 09:51 PM (YoCnN)

325 So, if anyone drags this into the ONT, Piper and Doof are makin' 'em spend a night in the box?
Posted by: mikeski
------------
We'll see who has quacked a cold one. Or two.

Posted by: scampydog at January 23, 2025 09:51 PM (41CYW)

326 My Quack Will Go On

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 23, 2025 09:51 PM (Aqu9a)

327 Quack In The Limelight Again

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2025 09:51 PM (8zz6B)

328 "Whole Lotta Rosie" is my favorite AC/DC song.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Mega Dittos at January 23, 2025 09:07 PM (Ad8y9)

For those about to rock.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 23, 2025 09:52 PM (FREMh)

329 The ducks are always on the webs.

Posted by: Ciampino - Space thingies tomorrow? at January 23, 2025 09:52 PM (KjLnc)

330 Quack in the Saddle

Posted by: JQ at January 23, 2025 09:52 PM (YoCnN)

331 99 Red Quacks

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 23, 2025 09:52 PM (Aqu9a)

332 Quacking Down the House

Posted by: Talking Ducks at January 23, 2025 09:52 PM (i0F8b)

333 Jailhouse Quack

Posted by: Gref at January 23, 2025 09:52 PM (aBgBM)

334 So..I guess I was mispronouncing quaker oats all these years.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 23, 2025 09:52 PM (VwHCD)

335 Pretty much any song by Drake.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 23, 2025 09:52 PM (Y6IkP)

336 The Mallard of Peter Quackinhead

Posted by: haffhowershower at January 23, 2025 09:53 PM (NMT5x)

337 "I'm not goin' back to Haiti"

video: https://tinyurl.com/3jxckwav

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 23, 2025 09:53 PM (TtkQJ)

338 Norwegian Quack

Posted by: Tonypete at January 23, 2025 09:53 PM (WXNFJ)

339 Falling asleep to the radio. They were playing a best of recording of Maharushi. Then remembered he was gone. It had felt like old home week. Then realized the radio wasn't plugged in. It was ALL a dream.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle for festive little hats at January 23, 2025 09:53 PM (tkBob)

340 I saw a video once of the USC band playing Spirit of Troy as they marched around the coliseum in Rome. Maybe more inspiring than the video above.

Posted by: Archer at January 23, 2025 09:53 PM (IDphi)

341 I Still Haven't Found What I'm Quacking For

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 23, 2025 09:53 PM (BpYfr)

342 Mamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Quackboys

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 23, 2025 09:53 PM (Aqu9a)

343 Johnny B. Quack

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2025 09:54 PM (8zz6B)

344 Paint It Quack

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 23, 2025 09:54 PM (BpYfr)

345 Killing Me Softly With His Quack

Posted by: Roberta Duck at January 23, 2025 09:54 PM (i0F8b)

346 Beethoven’s “Ode to Quack” was a flop on its first public performance.

Posted by: Bulg at January 23, 2025 09:54 PM (77rzZ)

347 Quack it to the ground

Posted by: Piper at January 23, 2025 09:54 PM (p4NUW)

348 @324

>>He's not wrong.

Now this is what I would call fundamental transformation.

And it's only day three.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 23, 2025 09:54 PM (XV/Pl)

349 When the Levee Quacks

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 23, 2025 09:55 PM (BpYfr)

350 There's a quack in everything
That's how the light gets in

Posted by: Anonosaurus Rex, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent Made Glorious Summer By This Son of [New] York at January 23, 2025 09:55 PM (L/fGl)

351 Quacker Jacks

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 23, 2025 09:55 PM (dR6yv)

352 Momma Told Me Not To Quack

Posted by: 3 Duck Night at January 23, 2025 09:55 PM (i0F8b)

353 We didn't quack the fire.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle for festive little hats at January 23, 2025 09:55 PM (tkBob)

354 Ask not for whom the duck quacks, it quacks for thee.

Posted by: Archer at January 23, 2025 09:55 PM (IDphi)

355 Quack Me Amadeus

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 23, 2025 09:55 PM (BpYfr)

356 335 Pretty much any song by Drake.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 23, 2025 09:52 PM (Y6IkP)

Lol

Posted by: Piper at January 23, 2025 09:56 PM (p4NUW)

357 Quack Like An Egyptian

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 23, 2025 09:56 PM (dDmld)

358 Uneasy Quacker

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 23, 2025 09:56 PM (Aqu9a)

359 337 "I'm not goin' back to Haiti"

video: https://tinyurl.com/3jxckwav

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 23, 2025 09:53 PM (TtkQJ)


"Art, I'll take Famous Last Words for 500."

"The answer is, 'I'm not goin' back to Haiti!'"

Posted by: Gref at January 23, 2025 09:56 PM (aBgBM)

360 For Jackstraw: Quackin'

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2025 09:56 PM (8zz6B)

361 How does Big Penguin feel about all this quack talk, I wonder.

Posted by: Bulg at January 23, 2025 09:56 PM (77rzZ)

362 Hollaquack Girl

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 23, 2025 09:56 PM (BpYfr)

363 >> Pretty much any song by Drake.

Amazing.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at January 23, 2025 09:56 PM (FC8SQ)

364 "Whole Lotta Rosie" is my favorite AC/DC song.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Mega Dittos
--------------
This.

Posted by: scampydog at January 23, 2025 09:56 PM (41CYW)

365 Quack quack quack out go the lights.

Posted by: Archer at January 23, 2025 09:56 PM (IDphi)

366 Quack 'em All

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 23, 2025 09:57 PM (rRMBj)

367 American Quack.

Posted by: Bulg at January 23, 2025 09:57 PM (77rzZ)

368
The Skyrizi homely ginger on the beach in the blue one piece is strangely hot. I think because she is sufficiently curvy.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January

What? Who?
Posted by: Piper

https://youtu.be/bu2CaHLkAhI

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2025 09:57 PM (63Dwl)

369 Wang Dang Sweet Quacktang

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 23, 2025 09:58 PM (Aqu9a)

370 Quacking in the USA

Posted by: Archer at January 23, 2025 09:58 PM (IDphi)

371 I need to go to bed, but y'all quack me up.

Posted by: Piper at January 23, 2025 09:58 PM (pZEOD)

372 I'm a 43 year old computer scientist
I've been here since 2004 and have enjoyed much of the content. I made a joke dig at the comments... Sheesh! Ace I even donated 12 bucks like 12 years ago bud..
Probably have been here longer than many so rest assured Ive had numerous pudding cup adventures

Posted by: melodicmetal1 at January 23, 2025 09:58 PM (XLfSN)

373 She's got quacks and knows how to use them

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle for festive little hats at January 23, 2025 09:58 PM (tkBob)

374 Night Quacks

Posted by: Gref at January 23, 2025 09:58 PM (aBgBM)

375 How about some Simon and Garfunkle?

The Sound of Quackulence
Quack Over Troubled Water
Mrs.Quackinson
The Quacker
Quackward Bound
I Am a Quack
Quackborough Fair/Canticle
The 59th Street Quack Song (Feelin' Quacky)
Aquackica

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 23, 2025 09:59 PM (MsrgL)

376 >>>> Wang Dang Sweet Quacktang
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 23, 2025 09:58 PM (Aqu9a)

ROFQ!

Posted by: banana Dream at January 23, 2025 09:59 PM (Y6IkP)

377 I want a new duck.

Posted by: Weird AI at January 23, 2025 09:59 PM (63Dwl)

378 Also, Dvorak’s New World Quack

Posted by: Bulg at January 23, 2025 09:59 PM (77rzZ)

379 Give Me All Your Quacking

Posted by: ZZ Duck at January 23, 2025 09:59 PM (i0F8b)

380 Claire de Loon

Posted by: haffhowershower at January 23, 2025 09:59 PM (NMT5x)

381 Everybody's Quackin' For the Weekend

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 23, 2025 10:00 PM (Aqu9a)

382 She's a brick quack

Posted by: Archer at January 23, 2025 10:00 PM (IDphi)

383 I'm a 43 year old computer scientist
I've been here since 2004 and have enjoyed much of the content. I made a joke dig at the comments... Sheesh! Ace I even donated 12 bucks like 12 years ago bud..
Probably have been here longer than many so rest assured Ive had numerous pudding cup adventures
Posted by: melodicmetal1 at January 23, 2025 09:58 PM (XLfSN)

Don't fret! Just water off a duck's back.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2025 10:00 PM (8zz6B)

384 Thirty Quacks In The Hole

Posted by: Gref at January 23, 2025 10:00 PM (aBgBM)

385 Low quacker

Posted by: Archer at January 23, 2025 10:00 PM (IDphi)

386 The Long and Quacking Road

Posted by: Duck McCartney at January 23, 2025 10:01 PM (i0F8b)

387 375 Quackcilia, you’re breaking my heart

Posted by: Bulg at January 23, 2025 10:01 PM (77rzZ)

388 Skyrizi

NO tattoos a plus.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle for festive little hats at January 23, 2025 10:01 PM (tkBob)

389 >> Ace I even donated 12 bucks like 12 years ago bud..

Ahh, the AoSHQ Lifetime Diamond Ambassador Membership tier!

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at January 23, 2025 10:01 PM (FC8SQ)

390 She's a Black Quacking Woman

Posted by: Ducktana at January 23, 2025 10:02 PM (i0F8b)

391 Duckhemian Rhapsody

Posted by: Archer at January 23, 2025 10:02 PM (IDphi)

392 Dude Looks Like A Quacker

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 23, 2025 10:03 PM (Aqu9a)

393 Quack This Way

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 23, 2025 10:03 PM (Aqu9a)

394 Bad To The Quack

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 23, 2025 10:03 PM (Aqu9a)

395 Quackroads

Posted by: Duck Johnson at January 23, 2025 10:03 PM (i0F8b)

396 release the quaken

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 23, 2025 10:04 PM (VwHCD)

397 Who's gonna get Quack! on the ONT?

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 23, 2025 10:04 PM (MsrgL)

398 She Caught The Quacker, And Left Me A Mule To Ride

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2025 10:04 PM (8zz6B)

399 Quackaine

Posted by: Eric Duckton at January 23, 2025 10:04 PM (i0F8b)

400 Quack thread comments > Fartclam comments

Carry on!

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at January 23, 2025 10:04 PM (99t1i)

401 Big Ten-Inch Quacker

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 23, 2025 10:04 PM (dDmld)

402 Green Quacks and High Tides

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 23, 2025 10:05 PM (Aqu9a)

403 CoBs are all quacksmacked at the quackery going on here. That's why the ONT is late

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 23, 2025 10:05 PM (MsrgL)

404 Five O'Quack World

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 23, 2025 10:05 PM (5LoD7)

405 Heard it in a Quack Song
Cain't be wrong.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 23, 2025 10:05 PM (Aqu9a)

406 (Why Do I Keep) Quacking Up

Posted by: That whiny dude & Crazy Horse at January 23, 2025 10:06 PM (YoCnN)

407 Trumpageddon was supposed to sarcastic as in its Armageddon for the left

I have no idea why sunk dawn made a connection to CA voting systems..


Anyway, this place has been my hideaway from being surrounded by leftist Marxists here in New England. I work in a very DEEP blue setting and am not allowed wrong think and my family is dyed in the wool blue.

Special thanks to JackStraw for the best nuggets of info and the rest of you for the laughs

Posted by: melodicmetal1 at January 23, 2025 10:06 PM (XLfSN)

408 Gimme Three Quacks

Posted by: Gref at January 23, 2025 10:06 PM (aBgBM)

409 Midnight Quack Sessions

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 23, 2025 10:06 PM (dDmld)

410 Quack to the future

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at January 23, 2025 10:06 PM (99t1i)

411 A duck with no name.

Posted by: Archer at January 23, 2025 10:07 PM (IDphi)

412 Baby got quack

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at January 23, 2025 10:07 PM (99t1i)

413 CoBs are all quacksmacked at the quackery going on here. That's why the ONT is late
Posted by: BifBewalski

98 of the first 100 comments on the ONT are going to be redacted to [100 comment rule].

Posted by: mikeski at January 23, 2025 10:07 PM (DgGvY)

414 Disco Quack

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 23, 2025 10:07 PM (Aqu9a)

415 Hobo Humpin' Slobo Quack

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 23, 2025 10:07 PM (BpYfr)

416 Love Is A Waddlefield

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 23, 2025 10:07 PM (dDmld)

417 Free Quack!

Posted by: Leonard Duckturd at January 23, 2025 10:07 PM (i0F8b)

418 98 of the first 100 comments on the ONT are going to be redacted to [100 comment rule].
Posted by: mikeski at January 23, 2025 10:07 PM (DgGvY)
---
Good thing that rule doesn't exist for the ONTs...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 23, 2025 10:08 PM (BpYfr)

419 Quack three times on the ceiling if you want me

Posted by: Bulg at January 23, 2025 10:08 PM (77rzZ)

420 I Quack Around

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 23, 2025 10:08 PM (Aqu9a)

421 Quackarillo by Morning.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 23, 2025 10:09 PM (rRMBj)

422 Quack the Casbah

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 23, 2025 10:09 PM (Aqu9a)

423 Not sure where ONT is but going to try napping a bit

Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2025 10:09 PM (fwDg9)

424 Y-M-C-Quack

Posted by: Village Ducks at January 23, 2025 10:09 PM (i0F8b)

425 Trumpageddon was supposed to sarcastic as in its Armageddon for the left

I have no idea why sunk dawn made a connection to CA voting systems..


Anyway, this place has been my hideaway from being surrounded by leftist Marxists here in New England. I work in a very DEEP blue setting and am not allowed wrong think and my family is dyed in the wool blue.

Special thanks to JackStraw for the best nuggets of info and the rest of you for the laughs

Posted by: melodicmetal1 at January 23, 2025 10:06 PM (XLfSN)

Sometimes it's hard to tell sarc from a straight statement, especially when it comes from a seldom-seen poster whose style is unfamiliar.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2025 10:09 PM (8zz6B)

426 🚨 Sending out an APB
BOLO WeirdDave

Posted by: mindful webworker - ASAP at January 23, 2025 10:09 PM (ew+RS)

427 By the time I get to Phoenix, she’ll be quackin’

Posted by: Bulg at January 23, 2025 10:10 PM (77rzZ)

428 Jeez... last and maybe first...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 23, 2025 10:10 PM (yptL0)

429 If Quackin' You Is Wrong, I Don't Wanna Be Right

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 23, 2025 10:10 PM (Aqu9a)

430 Here I Quack Again

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 23, 2025 10:10 PM (BpYfr)

431 Quack Around The Clock

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2025 10:10 PM (8zz6B)

432 In-A-Quacka-Da-Vida

Posted by: davidt at January 23, 2025 10:11 PM (i0F8b)

433 Step on a quack
Break your mothers back

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at January 23, 2025 10:11 PM (99t1i)

434 Last Train To Quacksville

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 23, 2025 10:11 PM (Aqu9a)

435 The Quack of The Edmund Fitzgerald

Posted by: Bulg at January 23, 2025 10:11 PM (77rzZ)

436 *peeks in*

*horrified at the puns, backs out slowly, silently*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 23, 2025 10:11 PM (RIvkX)

437 🚨 Sending out an APB
BOLO WeirdDave
Posted by: mindful webworker - ASAP at January 23, 2025 10:09 PM (ew+RS)
---
Just our luck if the ONT has a duck theme and we've already ruined WeirdDave's fun...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 23, 2025 10:11 PM (BpYfr)

438 Johny Hit and Run Quacklene

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 23, 2025 10:12 PM (rRMBj)

439 Heart of Quack

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 23, 2025 10:12 PM (GtX3X)

440 Ain't No Quackin' When She's Gone

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2025 10:12 PM (8zz6B)

441 Quackarthur Park

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 23, 2025 10:12 PM (Aqu9a)

442 Quack Me

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 23, 2025 10:12 PM (GtX3X)

443 Let's Just Quack And Say Goodbye

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 23, 2025 10:12 PM (Aqu9a)

444 I'm waddling through the Texas sand, but my duck's in Mississippi

Posted by: Pug Mahon, punching the iPad screen like a chimp at January 23, 2025 10:13 PM (Ad8y9)

445 Quacking on the Telephone

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 23, 2025 10:13 PM (GtX3X)

446 I've been through the desert on a duck with no name.

Posted by: davidt at January 23, 2025 10:13 PM (i0F8b)

447 Veteran of the Psychic Quacks

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 23, 2025 10:13 PM (BpYfr)

448 Chattanooga Quack Quack

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2025 10:13 PM (8zz6B)

449 444 I'm waddling through the Texas sand, but my duck's in Mississippi

Posted by: Pug Mahon

Nice

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 23, 2025 10:13 PM (GtX3X)

450 98 of the first 100 comments on the ONT are going to be redacted to [100 quamment rule].
Posted by: mikeski

Good thing that rule doesn't exist for the ONTs...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

And Thursday is usually WeirdDave, right? He's probably reformatting the ONT to match right now.

Also, FIFMyself.

Posted by: mikeski at January 23, 2025 10:13 PM (DgGvY)

451 I'm Gonna Quack You Baby

Posted by: Barry White at January 23, 2025 10:13 PM (Aqu9a)

452 It Never Quacks in Southern California

Posted by: Gref at January 23, 2025 10:13 PM (aBgBM)

453 One Quack or Another

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 23, 2025 10:14 PM (GtX3X)

454 ♫♫ You quacked me all night long ♫♫

Posted by: Someday I'll choose a nick and stick with it but not today. I'm a dangerous radical. at January 23, 2025 10:14 PM (89Sog)

455 419 Quack three times on the ceiling if you want me
---------
And twice on the pipes if the answer is 'neigh'!

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 23, 2025 10:14 PM (5LoD7)

456 I Quack It, I Love It

Posted by: Tim McGraw at January 23, 2025 10:14 PM (lHPJf)

457 Friday Night's Alright For Quackin'

Posted by: Sir Elton at January 23, 2025 10:15 PM (Aqu9a)

458 I could have quacked all night

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 23, 2025 10:15 PM (5LoD7)

459 I love this place.

I know I don't have much to give,
But soon I'll quaken any door

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at January 23, 2025 10:15 PM (99t1i)

460 Sweet Quackmotion

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 23, 2025 10:15 PM (Aqu9a)

461 Quacked Up South of Dallas

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2025 10:16 PM (8zz6B)

462 It Don't Quack Easy

Posted by: Duck Starr at January 23, 2025 10:16 PM (i0F8b)

463 And don’t forget all of those duck-themed westerns, the quacker-oaters.

Posted by: Bulg at January 23, 2025 10:16 PM (77rzZ)

464 quack Emotion
quack On
quack This Way
quack in the Saddle
quack
quack in the Attic
quack in an Elevator
quack Got a Gun
quack Don't Want to Miss a Thing
quack

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 23, 2025 10:16 PM (GtX3X)

465 Wasted Days And Wasted Quacks

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2025 10:16 PM (8zz6B)

466 WeirdDave is so quacked-up by these comments he can't post the ONT

Posted by: Gref at January 23, 2025 10:17 PM (aBgBM)

467 The First Quack Is The Deepest

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 23, 2025 10:17 PM (Aqu9a)

468 Burning Ring of Quack

Posted by: Duck Cash at January 23, 2025 10:17 PM (i0F8b)

469 You Make Quackin' Fun

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 23, 2025 10:17 PM (dDmld)

470 You guys are quacking me up.

Posted by: Some Rat at January 23, 2025 10:18 PM (+VovS)

471 WeirdDave is so quacked-up by these comments he can't post the ONT

Posted by: Gref at January 23, 2025 10:17 PM (aBgBM)


He probably said these people are quacked up, so quake them.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 23, 2025 10:18 PM (VwHCD)

472 I don't quack Mondays.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle for festive little hats at January 23, 2025 10:18 PM (tkBob)

473 I Write The Quacks

Posted by: Barry Manilow at January 23, 2025 10:18 PM (Aqu9a)

474 I Love Quck n Roll
I won't Quack Down
Hungry Like the Quack
Living on. Quack
The wind beneath my quack

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 23, 2025 10:18 PM (GtX3X)

475 Down in the West Texas down of El Quackso…

Posted by: Bulg at January 23, 2025 10:18 PM (77rzZ)

476 She Quacks Hard For The Money

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 23, 2025 10:19 PM (GtX3X)

477 Tainted Quack

Posted by: davidt at January 23, 2025 10:19 PM (i0F8b)

478 About 30 more, switch to Tiger and that can be the ONT.

Posted by: L - It''s a good day. at January 23, 2025 10:19 PM (NFX2v)

479 (Why Do I Keep) Quacking Up
Posted by: That whiny dude & Crazy Horse

Sorry man,

Posted by: Some Rat at January 23, 2025 10:19 PM (+VovS)

480 Every Little Thing She Quacks Is magic

The Quack Of The Tiger


* Smash is playing now*

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 23, 2025 10:19 PM (GtX3X)

481 Great Quacks of Fire

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2025 10:19 PM (8zz6B)

482 Quack of spades.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 23, 2025 10:19 PM (VwHCD)

483 Quacking for the Weekend

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 23, 2025 10:20 PM (5LoD7)

484 The Old Quack Down The Road

The Power of Quacks by Huey Lewis and the Quacks

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 23, 2025 10:20 PM (GtX3X)

485 Take Me Quacking Tonight

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 23, 2025 10:20 PM (GtX3X)

486 The Quack and the Dead.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle for festive little hats at January 23, 2025 10:20 PM (tkBob)

487 Quackin’ the Casbah

Posted by: Bulg at January 23, 2025 10:20 PM (77rzZ)

488 She Thinks My Quacker's Sexy

Ridin' on My Big Green Quacker

Posted by: haffhowershower at January 23, 2025 10:20 PM (NMT5x)

489 Oh my it's an earthquack.

Posted by: Some Rat at January 23, 2025 10:20 PM (+VovS)

490 In A Quacka-Da-Vida

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 23, 2025 10:20 PM (Aqu9a)

491 Just Another Quacking Monday

Posted by: The Duckles at January 23, 2025 10:21 PM (i0F8b)

492 Learning To Quack

On the Quacking Away

Quacking Down a Dream

Quack In An Elevator

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 23, 2025 10:21 PM (GtX3X)

493 This is the weirdest, and longest, game of "duck duck goose" I've ever seen.

Posted by: mikeski at January 23, 2025 10:21 PM (DgGvY)

494 Old Time Quack-n-Roll

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 23, 2025 10:21 PM (Aqu9a)

495 I'm too sexy for my Quack

Posted by: davidt at January 23, 2025 10:21 PM (i0F8b)

496 If I Had a Quacker

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2025 10:22 PM (8zz6B)

497 Just got here looking for ONT. What the duck is going on?

Posted by: oldraceral at January 23, 2025 10:22 PM (e/PcK)

498 Up On Cripple Quack

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 23, 2025 10:22 PM (5LoD7)

499 Quacker oats.

Posted by: Some Rat at January 23, 2025 10:23 PM (+VovS)

500 Hey Baby, I'm Your Quackin' Man

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 23, 2025 10:23 PM (dDmld)

501 Hot Rod Quackoln

Posted by: haffhowershower at January 23, 2025 10:23 PM (NMT5x)

502 Mr Bo-Quackles

Posted by: The Nitty Gritty Duck Band at January 23, 2025 10:23 PM (i0F8b)

503 Mony, Mony

(Get laid, get quaked!)

Posted by: Bulg at January 23, 2025 10:23 PM (77rzZ)

504 Don't Stop Quacking About Tomorrow

Posted by: Fleetwood Quack at January 23, 2025 10:23 PM (PLGSy)

505 https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=413378

Nood quacken

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 23, 2025 10:23 PM (GtX3X)

506 None of this is quacking funny.

Posted by: Howard thr Duck at January 23, 2025 10:24 PM (OA79/)

507 It's up now.

Posted by: oldraceral at January 23, 2025 10:24 PM (e/PcK)

508 Quacker Road

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2025 10:24 PM (8zz6B)

509 Are we not men? We are Quacko.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 23, 2025 10:24 PM (rRMBj)

510 Guess I'll duck out, then. It's been quackin' good.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2025 10:25 PM (8zz6B)

511 Are we not men? We are Quacko.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 23, 2025 10:24 PM (rRMBj)

+1

Uncontrollable Quack

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 23, 2025 10:25 PM (Aqu9a)

512 Wife: "Why are you chuckling?"
Me:"Horde is making quack jokes."
"Why is that funny?"
" Oh,duck off."

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at January 23, 2025 10:25 PM (99t1i)

513 Ducks on the water,
And quacks in the sky

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 23, 2025 10:26 PM (5LoD7)

514 Quack, NOOD. Quack.

Posted by: Bulg at January 23, 2025 10:28 PM (77rzZ)

515 What in the Sam Hill is going on here? Y'all are paid to comment, not quack around like a bunch of Kansas City quackers.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2025 11:28 PM (aD39U)

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Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
Greatest Hitjobs

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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