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"A Revolution of Common Sense:" Trump's Inaugural Address
"For Americans, January 20, 2025 is Liberation Day."

"For many years a radical and corrupt establishment has extracted power from our society while the pillars of our institutions lay broken."

Posted by: Ace at 12:13 PM




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1 Pay attention!

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at January 20, 2025 12:14 PM (QSrLX)

2 SMACKDOWN!!!!!!!

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at January 20, 2025 12:14 PM (qkVKB)

3 He is *NOT* being nice in this address.

Good. Long overdue.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 12:14 PM (L5WFg)

4 Anything happening today?

Posted by: Michael the Texan at January 20, 2025 12:14 PM (vTZlU)

5 yesss!

Posted by: ALH is a girl at January 20, 2025 12:14 PM (+HzbQ)

6
The cocksucker Fake News will call this address "dark" & "divisive."

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 12:14 PM (wZO0u)

7 Oh YEAH !!!!!

Posted by: Ben Had at January 20, 2025 12:14 PM (oT+t6)

8 Bring it, PDT.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 20, 2025 12:14 PM (ufFY8)

9 LETS GO!!!

Posted by: lowfibass at January 20, 2025 12:14 PM (gNs1G)

10
I guarantee you they will call this address the most divisive address in history.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 12:15 PM (wZO0u)

11 Trump keeping it based.

Posted by: WisRich at January 20, 2025 12:15 PM (G0vdT)

12 Thank you, Ace. Your voice and those like yours helped make this day possible.

Posted by: EveR at January 20, 2025 12:15 PM (/ttee)

13 Yikes

Posted by: It's me donna at January 20, 2025 12:15 PM (VE6XX)

14 Ooooooo!!!!!
This is awesome!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2025 12:15 PM (W/lyH)

15 704 Ace, the flaming skull needs a golden scalp weasel.
Posted by: BifBewalski at January 20, 2025 12:12 PM (MsrgL)

Posted by: m at January 20, 2025 12:15 PM (VnUSN)

16 My man needs some rest.

Posted by: Zek at January 20, 2025 12:15 PM (5FPX4)

17 I love that he's trashing Biden with him sitting right there.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 20, 2025 12:15 PM (ExV1e)

18 There is a purposeful wind behind President Trump. The lessons of the last 8 years have honed him. There is a depth, clarity, and urgency in him now. This is going to be monumental presidency.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at January 20, 2025 12:15 PM (Q8Bj8)

19 Wow, all of the bile is coming out. Years of accumulated anger.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 20, 2025 12:15 PM (xCA6C)

20
Dad's home.
And he's taking off his belt.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 20, 2025 12:15 PM (dg+HA)

21 Is Biden asleep?

I love that he is saying all this right to Biden and Harris's faces.

Posted by: alexthechick at January 20, 2025 12:15 PM (1YfKX)

22 Glad seeing this

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2025 12:15 PM (fwDg9)

23 Wow! I lurve PDJT.

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 20, 2025 12:15 PM (MsrgL)

24 I'm liking Serious Trump.

Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2025 12:15 PM (79pEw)

25 Now I know why Melania dressed like she is ready to kill someone...to accompany this speech.

Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at January 20, 2025 12:15 PM (DJ7uY)

26 Bringing the heat!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 20, 2025 12:15 PM (u73oe)

27 Mandate!

** I think he amended the speech while riding from WH to Capitol Building**

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2025 12:15 PM (g47mK)

28 Liberty Day!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 20, 2025 12:15 PM (PdneZ)

29 So far he's hit DoJ, DHS, FEMA, Education, HHS, Congress.

Damn.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 12:15 PM (L5WFg)

30 "a mandate to completely erase a total betrayal"

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 20, 2025 12:15 PM (ufFY8)

31 And as we say goodbye to the pathetic loser anti-American criminals that have been in charge, let me just say, good riddance, and watch your backs.

Posted by: What I'd like him to say at January 20, 2025 12:15 PM (vFG9F)

32 He's firing all 4 barrels! Fuck yes. The left is shitting bricks.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 20, 2025 12:15 PM (4p0Xq)

33 Red meat! Get your red meat here!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Rex, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent Made Glorious Summer By This Son of [New] York at January 20, 2025 12:15 PM (L/fGl)

34 Whatever it may cost him personally Trump needs to be the guy who actually ratches the madness back.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2025 12:15 PM (2VST1)

35 I guarantee you they will call this address the most divisive address in history.
Posted by: Soothsayer

Guaranteed!

Posted by: Tuna at January 20, 2025 12:15 PM (oaGWv)

36 @6 The thing is, no one will care outside of their little bubble, which shrinks by the day.

Posted by: lizabth at January 20, 2025 12:15 PM (Jfw7U)

37 I'd celebrate with a premium cigar, but it's a bone chilling 50 degrees out there.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 20, 2025 12:15 PM (/lPRQ)

38 Trumps not exactly extending an olive branch or being conciliatory, is he? I was expecting a little more toned down. But this is good. Dems look even more miserable than usual.

Posted by: Ripley at January 20, 2025 12:15 PM (PTDkx)

39 He's not holding any punches.

Let's GO!

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at January 20, 2025 12:15 PM (mT+6a)

40 God bless him.

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at January 20, 2025 12:15 PM (USyCi)

41 I guarantee you they will call this address the most divisive address in history.

Of course they will, and they can SUCK IT!

Posted by: Archimedes at January 20, 2025 12:15 PM (xCA6C)

42 {{{Ben Had}}}

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 20, 2025 12:16 PM (22p5n)

43 "A horrible betrayal" is right.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 12:16 PM (L5WFg)

44 so happy to have lived to see this day!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 20, 2025 12:16 PM (uX4GZ)

45 Would love a stake statement through Sundowner's heart

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2025 12:16 PM (fwDg9)

46 Remember a couple hours ago when Martha MacCallum was saying Trump just wants to be liked?

Yeah, about that....

Posted by: Dr. T at January 20, 2025 12:16 PM (lHPJf)

47 17 I love that he's trashing Biden with him sitting right there.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 20, 2025 12:15 PM (ExV1e)

Hopefully he's having a moment of lucidity.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at January 20, 2025 12:16 PM (dQfJF)

48 Let’s fuckin’ gooooooo!

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at January 20, 2025 12:16 PM (lDb3Z)

49 Did he say dick line?

Is Mooch there?

Posted by: one hour sober at January 20, 2025 12:16 PM (Y1sOo)

50 I love his DNL in the green outfit. Deliciously retro and beautiful.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2025 12:16 PM (W/lyH)

51 Biden and every evil commie in the rotunda forced to sit and take it.

BOOM.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2025 12:16 PM (4tmpE)

52 Dad's home.
And he's taking off his belt.


Perfect.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 20, 2025 12:16 PM (xCA6C)

53 This is really something.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2025 12:16 PM (LkLld)

54 the swamp is seething

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2025 12:16 PM (g47mK)

55 This is the same dude that was dancing with the Village People last night. So surreal.

Posted by: Josephistan at January 20, 2025 12:16 PM (9XPe8)

56 The MFM is going to need a safe space. Fuck them.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 20, 2025 12:16 PM (4p0Xq)

57 And Joe and Kamala have to sit there and take it.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 20, 2025 12:16 PM (u73oe)

58 Wow, the luncheon's gonna be awkward.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 20, 2025 12:16 PM (YIxO9)

59 MAGA

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2025 12:16 PM (fwDg9)

60 Betrayals. He speaks Truth.

Posted by: Gref at January 20, 2025 12:16 PM (aBgBM)

61 America has had a father and son president before, and a non-consecutive president before, but some 70 years passed between John Quincy Adams and Grover Cleveland, and few people were alive to see both.

We have witnessed both in the past 25 years.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 20, 2025 12:16 PM (zjKJk)

62 Wow. I didn't expect this.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at January 20, 2025 12:16 PM (SfhV1)

63 What a great speech. The forces of evil are on notice.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 20, 2025 12:16 PM (PdneZ)

64 Yep saved by God. That’ll set the leftists to grinding their teeth.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 20, 2025 12:16 PM (7MHHr)

65 It would be cool if Trump mentions that even up to the last minute, the previous adminstration went to extraordinary lengths to cover up the crimes committed over the last four years and that his responsibility to the American people is to uncover all that has occurred.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 20, 2025 12:16 PM (fs1hN)

66 Oh my. Trump: They tried to take my freedom and my life.

Posted by: WisRich at January 20, 2025 12:16 PM (G0vdT)

67 Trump, smacking his bitch up.

Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at January 20, 2025 12:16 PM (elaR+)

68 LOL.. No kiss up this speech

Posted by: It's me donna at January 20, 2025 12:16 PM (VE6XX)

69 I truly believe he was saved by God to save America.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 20, 2025 12:17 PM (EYYRe)

70 6
The cocksucker Fake News will call this address "dark" & "divisive."
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 12:14 PM (wZO0u)
_____________________________

This is the edited version. The original was Trump standing at the podium and pointing at various former presidents, congress critters and the like and saying, "F*ck You, and F*ck you, and F*ck You, and Especially, F*ck you.

Posted by: Orson at January 20, 2025 12:17 PM (dIske)

71 I'm liking Serious Trump.

Any of them pulling at their collars uncomfortably? He's started to swerve into the treason topics.

Posted by: t-bird at January 20, 2025 12:17 PM (KBusA)

72 I was saved by God to Make America Great Again

Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2025 12:17 PM (/SCNx)

73 Tearing up again.

Posted by: Tuna at January 20, 2025 12:17 PM (oaGWv)

74 "I came to chew bubble gum and kick ass"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 20, 2025 12:17 PM (JkO4W)

75 "I was saved by Gid to make America great again."

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 20, 2025 12:17 PM (ufFY8)

76 Damn. Holding nothing back.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2025 12:17 PM (4tmpE)

77 * sounds of heads exploding *

Posted by: Oddbob at January 20, 2025 12:17 PM (/y8xj)

78 "I was saved by God to make America great again."

Posted by: m at January 20, 2025 12:17 PM (VnUSN)

79 Oh wow, he's gone with the divine providence message. Alrighty then, buckle in this is going to get good.

Posted by: Zombie Judge Mills Lane at January 20, 2025 12:17 PM (O7YUW)

80 Ha!
Someone is setting off fireworks in my 'hood!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2025 12:17 PM (W/lyH)

81 > "Anyone else feel instantly freer?" --Posted by: ace

I'm reminded of the phrase "moving forward into broad, sunlit uplands" that Winston Churchill used in his "This was their finest hour" speech in 1940.

Posted by: Just reporting at January 20, 2025 12:17 PM (UC0RQ)

82 Paraphrase: "I've learned a lot about how you fuckers operate over the past decade. Strap in, dickheads. It's on."

Let's do it, Donald.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 12:17 PM (L5WFg)

83 This is not like any Republican inaugural speech since, well, the Whigs.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 20, 2025 12:17 PM (YIxO9)

84 Liberation Day!

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at January 20, 2025 12:17 PM (mT+6a)

85
Wow. I didn't expect this.
Posted by: grammie winger


Me neither. He's going in hard.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 12:17 PM (wZO0u)

86 Praise be to God.

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at January 20, 2025 12:17 PM (USyCi)

87 F*ck politeness. These people are criminals.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 20, 2025 12:17 PM (JkO4W)

88 Off Mills sock

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 20, 2025 12:17 PM (O7YUW)

89 Liberation Day !

Posted by: It's me donna at January 20, 2025 12:17 PM (VE6XX)

90 The gloves are off big time. LOVE it! Liberation Day!

Posted by: lizabth at January 20, 2025 12:17 PM (Jfw7U)

91 "Liberation Day!"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 20, 2025 12:17 PM (ynpvh)

92 the swamp is seething

Let them choke on it.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 20, 2025 12:17 PM (xCA6C)

93 Trump is not being conciliatory that is for sure...hahaha.

Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at January 20, 2025 12:17 PM (DJ7uY)

94 6
The cocksucker Fake News will call this address "dark" & "divisive."


I call it orgasmic.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2025 12:18 PM (x0n13)

95 Ramaswamy leaving DOGE to run for Governor of Ohio

Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2025 12:18 PM (/SCNx)

96 Dark and divisive, like a vorpal blade!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 20, 2025 12:18 PM (kpS4V)

97 Kamala needs a drink and a shot of heroin.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2025 12:18 PM (4tmpE)

98 "Liberation Day" !!

Posted by: mrp at January 20, 2025 12:18 PM (rj6Yv)

99 Liberation Day
I hope for Jan 6 Ralliers in jail this moment

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2025 12:18 PM (fwDg9)

100 God Bless Trump. He is bringing the hurt.

Posted by: Scarymary at January 20, 2025 12:18 PM (whIlM)

101 Why are they sitting when he talked about surviving getting y shot ?

Posted by: Mr pink at January 20, 2025 12:18 PM (Xz9vS)

102 "For Americans, January 20, 2025 is Liberation Day."

Posted by: m at January 20, 2025 12:18 PM (VnUSN)

103 Liberation day! LOLGF libs.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 20, 2025 12:18 PM (4p0Xq)

104 I hope somewhere in this speech is the line:

"and pardons have been issued for the j-6ers. They are being released as I speak".

Posted by: eleven at January 20, 2025 12:18 PM (fV+MH)

105 Any chance Don talks long enough to be joined on the stage by the freed prisoners?

Posted by: But I'm a Hero, the media says so at January 20, 2025 12:18 PM (F/35S)

106 He's brought the double barreled speech.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 20, 2025 12:18 PM (PdneZ)

107 Really great speech and just what was needed. No need to talk unity here.

Posted by: lizabth at January 20, 2025 12:18 PM (Jfw7U)

108 Klobuchar and Fischer said "Democracy," Trump said "Republic."

Excellent.

Posted by: Dr. T at January 20, 2025 12:18 PM (lHPJf)

109 By the time he gets to Capital One Arena that place will be rocking.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2025 12:18 PM (LkLld)

110 The people are digging it, the crusty assholes not so much

Posted by: Daytona at January 20, 2025 12:18 PM (WTtpy)

111 No more woke nonsense!

Posted by: ALH is a girl at January 20, 2025 12:18 PM (+HzbQ)

112 The cocksucker Fake News will call this address "dark" & "divisive."
Posted by: Soothsayer


Or a reality check, one of those.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 20, 2025 12:18 PM (0Htd1)

113 Seethe and cope assholes.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 20, 2025 12:18 PM (Q4IgG)

114 Damn. Calling it "Liberation Day" is hugely rhetorically useful. "Your were subjects of an evil regime and now you are not" is a brutal statement for the outgoing administration.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 12:18 PM (L5WFg)

115 Liberation day!. Awesome.

Wish I had some fireworks to blow off, to rub it in the local libs face.

Posted by: Ripley at January 20, 2025 12:18 PM (PTDkx)

116 Take that "dark Brandon."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2025 12:18 PM (4tmpE)

117 He is *NOT* being nice in this address.

Good. Long overdue.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

I think the fear level in DC just leveled up. Wondering if their will soon be a shortage of Grey Goose and Xanax in DC?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Justice for Ashli at January 20, 2025 12:18 PM (feC/a)

118 I wonder who wrote the speech.

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 20, 2025 12:18 PM (szMU5)

119 Tell me democrats, have the lambs stopped screaming ?

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 20, 2025 12:19 PM (WF/xn)

120 People always seem to forget that Trump is an excellent speaker when he delivers a more formal speech

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2025 12:19 PM (2VST1)

121 101 Why are they sitting when he talked about surviving getting y shot ?
Posted by: Mr pink at January 20, 2025 12:18 PM (Xz9vS)

Because they are horrible people.

Posted by: m at January 20, 2025 12:19 PM (VnUSN)

122 Me neither. He's going in hard.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 12:17 PM (wZO0u)


Just this morning Mollie Hemingway was talking about a speech of unity.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at January 20, 2025 12:19 PM (SfhV1)

123 As I said last night:

Spear shall be shaken, shield be splintered, a sword-day, a red day, a TRUMP day, ere the sun rises! Ride now, ride now!

Posted by: Archimedes at January 20, 2025 12:19 PM (xCA6C)

124 Is Biden nodding off?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 20, 2025 12:19 PM (kpS4V)

125 Thanking the Black & Hispanic communities for their vote and he won't forget them.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2025 12:19 PM (/SCNx)

126 PDJT;
FU.
FU.
FU.
FU.
FU.

We are living in MAGA Heaven.

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at January 20, 2025 12:19 PM (qkVKB)

127 Trump: I am going to unfuck the last 4 years.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 20, 2025 12:19 PM (4p0Xq)

128 Dang!
I'll send CBD a picture. Just had an eagle land in the tree behind my house!
It's a sign!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2025 12:19 PM (W/lyH)

129
FUCK.ING.AWE.SOME.

Cuff Joey on the way out.

Posted by: Auspex at January 20, 2025 12:19 PM (j4U/Z)

130 Lindsey Graham is no where to be seen. Thank heavens for small favors.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 20, 2025 12:19 PM (PdneZ)

131 104 I hope somewhere in this speech is the line:

"and pardons have been issued for the j-6ers. They are being released as I speak".
Posted by: eleven at January 20, 2025 12:18 PM (fV+MH)

hahahahaha

Posted by: m at January 20, 2025 12:19 PM (VnUSN)

132 I think the fear level in DC just leveled up. Wondering if their will soon be a shortage of Grey Goose and Xanax in DC?
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Justice for Ashli at January 20, 2025 12:18 PM (feC/a)
+++++
Impossible to be a shortage of that there.

Increased consumption, maybe.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 12:19 PM (L5WFg)

133 Communists seething over him mentioning MLK.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 20, 2025 12:19 PM (W5ArC)

134 "When does he get to the part about reaching across the aisle and working with our Democrat friends." - George W. Bush thoughtbubble

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 20, 2025 12:19 PM (9yUzE)

135 I wonder who wrote the speech.

I think Ace did.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 20, 2025 12:19 PM (xCA6C)

136 A newer, wiser, President Trump. May GOD guide and protect him!

Posted by: Eromero at January 20, 2025 12:19 PM (lmJRG)

137 On cue, all the MSM headlines will call the speech "dark"

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 20, 2025 12:20 PM (szMU5)

138 What's happening at Capital One arena.

Posted by: Shy lurker aka Northernlurker at January 20, 2025 12:20 PM (kTd/k)

139 Unity? Unity? Those days are long gone. Help get this Country right or fuck off.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 20, 2025 12:20 PM (PMtkd)

140 Do you think Joe even has a clue what's going on right now?

Posted by: Oddbob at January 20, 2025 12:20 PM (/y8xj)

141 EO's!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2025 12:20 PM (/SCNx)

142 137 On cue, all the MSM headlines will call the speech "dark"
Posted by: Mark1971 at January 20, 2025 12:20 PM (szMU5)

Vindictive

Posted by: It's me donna at January 20, 2025 12:20 PM (VE6XX)

143 Tell me President Trump isn't a Christian.

Posted by: lin-duh at January 20, 2025 12:20 PM (VCgbV)

144
"Lemme give you a word of advice: lawyer up, now."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 20, 2025 12:20 PM (frsDd)

145 124 Is Biden nodding off?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 20, 2025 12:19 PM (kpS4V)

Who?

Posted by: m at January 20, 2025 12:20 PM (VnUSN)

146
Democrats: MAGA is going to be so mad when Trump doesn't keep any of his promises.

Also Democrats: reeeEEE, Trump is going to keep all his promises and destroy the country

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 12:20 PM (wZO0u)

147 Archimedes

Trump the White. And he is pissed.

Go! Go! Trump and USA!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2025 12:20 PM (u82oZ)

148 Happy Liberation Day! Freedom from the Feds.

Posted by: t-bird at January 20, 2025 12:20 PM (KBusA)

149 I think Ace did.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 20, 2025 12:19 PM (xCA6C)

Nah "Snizz" has not been spoken.

Posted by: Long night... darkness lifted. at January 20, 2025 12:20 PM (2NXcZ)

150 "We will not forget our God."

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 20, 2025 12:20 PM (ufFY8)

151 Will Biden rip up the speech as he sits behind Trump? The little shit.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 20, 2025 12:20 PM (PdneZ)

152 Oh, there's plenty of unity in this speech.

"We're Americans, and you treasonous bastards better look out, because Americans have a mandate again."

That's unifying.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 12:20 PM (L5WFg)

153 I think the fear level in DC just leveled up.

Pucker factor off the charts.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 20, 2025 12:20 PM (xCA6C)

154 I think the fear level in DC just leveled up.
----

Sphincter Condition Alpha!

*sirens*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 20, 2025 12:20 PM (kpS4V)

155 George W. Bush is there? Did President Trump mention of him at the start of the speech?

Posted by: mrp at January 20, 2025 12:20 PM (rj6Yv)

156 Southern boarded EO coming

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2025 12:20 PM (fwDg9)

157 IT MOVED

Posted by: Don Black at January 20, 2025 12:20 PM (AOsQT)

158 Trump went in dry

Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at January 20, 2025 12:20 PM (elaR+)

159 Use your pimp hand Mr President!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle for festive little hats at January 20, 2025 12:20 PM (dj8Fd)

160 Libation Day

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 20, 2025 12:20 PM (63Dwl)

161 I wonder who wrote the speech.

I think Ace did.
Posted by: Archimedes


Chuy fid.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2025 12:20 PM (/SCNx)

162 Revolution of common sense.

National emergency at southern border.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 20, 2025 12:20 PM (W5ArC)

163 Just this morning Mollie Hemingway was talking about a speech of unity.
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at January 20, 2025 12:19 PM (SfhV1)


The deep state tried to imprison him and kill him.

Unity comes later.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2025 12:20 PM (4tmpE)

164 "National Emergency at our southern border."

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 20, 2025 12:21 PM (ufFY8)

165 Is anybody able to keep up with the comments today?

Posted by: mindful webworker - slow reader at January 20, 2025 12:21 PM (Mud1j)

166 National Emergency at southern boarder.

Posted by: WisRich at January 20, 2025 12:21 PM (G0vdT)

167 All the Dems stay sitting down. LOL.

Where's Nancy? Getting hammered?

Posted by: What I'd like him to say at January 20, 2025 12:21 PM (vFG9F)

168 It's like referring to removing a cancerous tumor as "divisive".

I mean... yeah. Yeah, it is. That's the point.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2025 12:21 PM (VoAdT)

169 My heart is singing and my eyes are streaming.

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at January 20, 2025 12:21 PM (USyCi)

170 I guarantee you they will call this address the most divisive address in history.

If you mean it's dividing loyal Americans from "citizens of the world" who just want to suck money out of the treasury and into their own pockets, then, good!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 20, 2025 12:21 PM (lUFok)

171 130 Lindsey Graham is no where to be seen. Thank heavens for small favors.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 20, 2025 12:19 PM (PdneZ)

He was there earlier, with his wife; she's in red.

Posted by: m at January 20, 2025 12:21 PM (VnUSN)

172 137 On cue, all the MSM headlines will call the speech "dark"
Posted by: Mark1971 at January 20, 2025 12:20 PM (szMU5)


Which were all written last week.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 20, 2025 12:21 PM (PiwSw)

173 Cuff Joey on the way out.
Posted by: Auspex at January 20, 2025 12:19 PM (j4U/Z)


------

And his enabler wife!

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 20, 2025 12:21 PM (PMtkd)

174 Dammit, where's my flask?

Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at January 20, 2025 12:21 PM (dg+HA)

175 National Emergency on our southern border!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 20, 2025 12:21 PM (JkO4W)

176 RIM job!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2025 12:21 PM (/SCNx)

177 I LOVE that he's doing this while those pieces of shit have to sit there and take it!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 20, 2025 12:21 PM (4p0Xq)

178 I wonder who wrote the speech.
Posted by: Mark1971 at January 20, 2025 12:18 PM (szMU5)
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I was wondering too. Stephen Miller maybe?

Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2025 12:21 PM (79pEw)

179 Just this morning Mollie Hemingway was talking about a speech of unity.

This IS a speech of unity, its what 70%+ of the country wants and believes in.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2025 12:21 PM (2VST1)

180 He's laying out his agenda...you know, what the Peopkle voted for.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2025 12:21 PM (XeU6L)

181 Brietbartian.

Posted by: eleven at January 20, 2025 12:21 PM (fV+MH)

182 Is Trump throwing buckets of rat puke on the Democraps sitting in the audience? If not, he should be throwing buckets of rat puke on the Democraps sitting in the audience.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at January 20, 2025 12:21 PM (iFTx/)

183 This is great

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at January 20, 2025 12:21 PM (HabA/)

184 Is it too early to drink ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 20, 2025 12:21 PM (VE6XX)

185 I love that Biden is having to sit right there and take it.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2025 12:21 PM (LkLld)

186 Dude. It's really happening.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at January 20, 2025 12:21 PM (mT+6a)

187 163 Just this morning Mollie Hemingway was talking about a speech of unity.
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at January 20, 2025 12:19 PM (SfhV1)



I want to unify the Left into the deepest darkest coldest Soviet Gulag.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2025 12:21 PM (x0n13)

188 Troops to the southern border to repel the disastrous invasion of our country

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 20, 2025 12:21 PM (O7YUW)

189 They won't even stand for making cartels terrorist orgs.

Posted by: fd at January 20, 2025 12:22 PM (vFG9F)

190 Criminal aliens. Invaders.

Not "undocumented probationary citizens" or whatever the current woke term is.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 20, 2025 12:22 PM (W5ArC)

191 I was wondering too. Stephen Miller maybe?

Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2025 12:21 PM (79pEw)

That would be my first guess.

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 20, 2025 12:22 PM (szMU5)

192 "Reinstate remain in Mexico"
End catch and release
Send troops to the border.
Carrels are terrorists.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 20, 2025 12:22 PM (ufFY8)

193 What a fantastic speech. Taking no prisoners.

Getting right to work beginning with his inauguration speech.

It's wonderful to have our country back.

Posted by: chique at January 20, 2025 12:22 PM (0efB3)

194 I sincerely hope Trump's rhetoric here isn't just placating the masses. He'd best be ready to unleash holy hell on those people... like in about 10 minutes if he can wrap this up and get on the phone.

*taps watch... points to Trump*

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 20, 2025 12:22 PM (Q4IgG)

195 @152 THAT kinda unity I am down with.

Posted by: lizabth at January 20, 2025 12:22 PM (Jfw7U)

196 This is what you get with a president who was NOT a career politician. He doesn't mince words and he says exactly and specifically what he intends to do. God bless him.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 20, 2025 12:22 PM (0Htd1)

197 Whoa. Cartels are now foreign terrorist organizations. 1798!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2025 12:22 PM (/SCNx)

198 Back to the future, 1798!!

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2025 12:22 PM (g47mK)

199 Deportation, "Remain in Mexico," militarizing the border.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 12:22 PM (L5WFg)

200 /)

184 Is it too early to drink ?
Posted by: It's me donna


Way ahead of you, sister.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at January 20, 2025 12:22 PM (mT+6a)

201 Retard forgot to pardon his wife and himself.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 20, 2025 12:22 PM (zjKJk)

202 Designating the cartels as foreign terrorist organizations means Delta can go after them.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 20, 2025 12:22 PM (xCA6C)

203 He's on a mission from God.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 20, 2025 12:22 PM (JdxE1)

204 Where was the nood!?!?

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 20, 2025 12:22 PM (zjgNU)

205 I want to unify the Left into the deepest darkest coldest Soviet Gulag.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2025 12:21 PM (x0n13)


Harsh but fair.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2025 12:22 PM (4tmpE)

206 I meant Franklin not Billy Graham's power prayer.

Posted by: lin-duh at January 20, 2025 12:22 PM (VCgbV)

207 I wish I could drink.
Damned head cold.

Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at January 20, 2025 12:22 PM (elaR+)

208 Unity speech? I find the speech very unifying. The Deep State has done all it can to drive wedges between Americans.

PDT is trying to tell the American people we have a common enemy, government, and we need to unify on that principle.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 20, 2025 12:22 PM (tT6L1)

209 Alien Enemies act of 1798 will be invoked

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 20, 2025 12:22 PM (O7YUW)

210 Alien Enemies Act to eliminate fireign gangs and networks.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 20, 2025 12:22 PM (ufFY8)

211 It's not personal Joe, its just business.

Posted by: WisRich at January 20, 2025 12:22 PM (G0vdT)

212 You laughed at me.

Who's laughing now?!

Posted by: Zombie John Adams at January 20, 2025 12:22 PM (lHPJf)

213 Trump made the deep state uncomfortable in 2017, but he is going full throttle today.

Posted by: PaleRider at January 20, 2025 12:22 PM (CKOCg)

214 185 I love that Biden is having to sit right there and take it.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2025 12:21 PM (LkLld)

He hasn't a clue. Kamala and Doug must be seething.

Posted by: Long night... darkness lifted. at January 20, 2025 12:22 PM (2NXcZ)

215
Like a Viking.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 20, 2025 12:23 PM (frsDd)

216
Spear shall be shaken, shield be splintered, a sword-day, a red day, a TRUMP day, ere the sun rises! Ride now, ride now!
Posted by: Archimedes at January 20, 2025 12:19 PM (xCA6C)

I like it

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 20, 2025 12:23 PM (WF/xn)

217 I'm gonna have the good Champagne tonight !

Posted by: It's me donna at January 20, 2025 12:23 PM (VE6XX)

218 Gangs!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 20, 2025 12:23 PM (dg+HA)

219 I so wish they had a split screen during his speech showing him settle the family business.

Although to be fair, a lot of that could be settled right in the same room.

Posted by: haffhowershower at January 20, 2025 12:23 PM (NMT5x)

220 Drill, baby , drill

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at January 20, 2025 12:23 PM (45Kkz)

221
This is now a State of the Union address.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 12:23 PM (wZO0u)

222 The push back by the criminals will happen.
Keep heads on a swivel.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2025 12:23 PM (W/lyH)

223 The Don is settling all family business.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2025 12:23 PM (4tmpE)

224 167 All the Dems stay sitting down. LOL.

Where's Nancy? Getting hammered?
Posted by: What I'd like him to say at January 20, 2025 12:21 PM (vFG9F)



One hip, no hooray!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2025 12:23 PM (x0n13)

225 There is going to be a war in Mexico over this. If the Cartels get cut off of the American side of the partnership and the border gets militarized, Cartel war in Mexico is going to be brutal as revenue streams dry up and the slave trade is reversed.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 12:23 PM (L5WFg)

226 Damn, this speech. Wow.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 20, 2025 12:23 PM (qHYUz)

227 I hope America doesn't get whiplash from this violent U-turn

Posted by: Don Black at January 20, 2025 12:23 PM (AOsQT)

228 204 Where was the nood!?!?
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 20, 2025 12:22 PM (zjgNU)

It was there!

Posted by: m at January 20, 2025 12:23 PM (VnUSN)

229 @194 I don't think it is just placating. I think he is sternly serious here.

Posted by: lizabth at January 20, 2025 12:23 PM (Jfw7U)

230 National Energy Emergency - DRILL BABY DRILL!

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 20, 2025 12:23 PM (O7YUW)

231 There's a new sheriff in town, bitchez.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 20, 2025 12:23 PM (JkO4W)

232 I love that Biden is having to sit right there and take it.

Posted by: JackStraw


Biden doesn't have a clue what is happening.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2025 12:23 PM (/SCNx)

233 "and pardons have been issued for the j-6ers. They are being released as I speak".
Posted by: eleven

To be followed by, ' an extensive investigation regarding the conduct of the administrators and staff at the DC jail facilities has begun. Any Criminal conduct uncovered will be dealt with swiftly and harshly.'

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Justice for Ashli at January 20, 2025 12:23 PM (feC/a)

234 Sundowner looks to be laughing

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2025 12:23 PM (fwDg9)

235 Harris is just seething. Teehee

Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2025 12:23 PM (79pEw)

236 National Energy Emergency! YES!

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 20, 2025 12:23 PM (zjgNU)

237 204 Where was the nood!?!?

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 20, 2025 12:22 PM (zjgNU)

Okay, I did. Happy? LOL

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 20, 2025 12:23 PM (ynpvh)

238 Dude. It's really happening.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at January 20, 2025 12:21 PM

Cheers, nurse!

*raises glass*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 20, 2025 12:23 PM (Wnv9h)

239 National Energy Emergency.
Drill baby, drill.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 20, 2025 12:23 PM (ufFY8)

240 Biden will leave yelling "But, I cured cancer!"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 20, 2025 12:23 PM (PdneZ)

241 Drill baby drill!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 20, 2025 12:23 PM (4p0Xq)

242 DRAAAAAAAINNNNNNNNNAGGGE

Posted by: Don Black at January 20, 2025 12:23 PM (AOsQT)

243 This audience isn't feeling it. An outdoor inauguration would have been three hours long with all of the applause.

Posted by: t-bird at January 20, 2025 12:23 PM (/3Wsk)

244 Quoting Palin: "Drill, baby, drill!"

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 20, 2025 12:23 PM (W5ArC)

245 What about the Scandi Menace?

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 20, 2025 12:23 PM (JdxE1)

246 223 The Don is settling all family business.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2025 12:23 PM




Carlo and Tessio being taken for a ride!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2025 12:24 PM (x0n13)

247 Let 'em have it - right to their faces....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 20, 2025 12:24 PM (QGaXH)

248 >>>Nah "Snizz" has not been spoken.

it's coming during the "right of women to be safe" part.

Posted by: ace at January 20, 2025 12:24 PM (KRtlO)

249 was wondering too. Stephen Miller maybe?

Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2025 12:21 PM (79pEw)

That would be my first guess.
Posted by: Mark1971 at January 20,

If he calls himself the "Space Cowboy", we'll know for sure.

Posted by: Josephistan at January 20, 2025 12:24 PM (9XPe8)

250 Sarah Palin!

Posted by: mrp at January 20, 2025 12:24 PM (rj6Yv)

251 Actually his 2017 inaugural speech was fairly stunning and unconventional and a direct affront to most of the dignitaries gathered in the stands behind him. This is much more specific, sort of like a SOTU.

I laughed out loud in 2017, never having heard a speech like that at that level.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 20, 2025 12:24 PM (1m82a)

252 Lindsey Graham is no where to be seen. Thank heavens for small favors.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 20, 2025 12:19 PM (PdneZ)

He was there earlier, with his wife; she's in red.
Posted by: m at January 20, 2025 12:21 PM (VnUSN)


I don't believe Lindsey Graham is married and, if he were, it's doubtful that it would be to a woman.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 20, 2025 12:24 PM (ExV1e)

253 I feel like JD just wants to get this over with so he can get to the football game.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 20, 2025 12:24 PM (9yUzE)

254 He is bitchslapping the Dems right and left.

Posted by: Vivi at January 20, 2025 12:24 PM (Egz6Y)

255 179 Just this morning Mollie Hemingway was talking about a speech of unity.

That figures.

Unity only through justice, moral clarity and national restoration.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 20, 2025 12:24 PM (UseAb)

256 He is *NOT* being nice in this address.

Good. Long overdue.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)



I know, it's great! Ripping on the last 4 years right in front of those c*cksuckers! And they have to sit there and take it.

Posted by: haffhowershower at January 20, 2025 12:24 PM (NMT5x)

257 The only dem smiling is Bill Clinton.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2025 12:24 PM (W/lyH)

258 233 "and pardons have been issued for the j-6ers. They are being released as I speak".
Posted by: eleven


Please let it be so.. After Joe's pardons today Trump should free all of them

Posted by: It's me donna at January 20, 2025 12:24 PM (VE6XX)

259 Love how only a few people remain seated.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 20, 2025 12:24 PM (dg+HA)

260 Trump is overpromising on inflation.

But putting Energy back on track is going to be a huge deal and *will* help. DoE is one of the bureaus in which I expect real progress.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 12:24 PM (L5WFg)

261 Theyte on suicide watch at MSNBC and the NYT.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at January 20, 2025 12:24 PM (HabA/)

262 Harris is just seething. Teehee
Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2025 12:23 PM (79pEw)
====
This is the highlight for me.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 20, 2025 12:24 PM (RIvkX)

263 202 Designating the cartels as foreign terrorist organizations means Delta can go after them.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 20, 2025 12:22 PM (xCA6C)


No they should have to fly Spirit Air only.

Posted by: blaster at January 20, 2025 12:24 PM (lBiKv)

264 This is now a State of the Union address.
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 12:23 PM (wZO0u)


Trump only makes state of the union speeches

Posted by: Kindltot at January 20, 2025 12:24 PM (D7oie)

265 Biden is starting to look sleepy...?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 20, 2025 12:24 PM (QGaXH)

266 196 This is what you get with a president who was NOT a career politician. He doesn't mince words and he says exactly and specifically what he intends to do. God bless him.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 20, 2025 12:22 PM (0Htd1)

------

He's not running again and learned playing nice does not work in DC.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 20, 2025 12:24 PM (PMtkd)

267 End Green New Deal and EV mandates

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2025 12:24 PM (fwDg9)

268 Boom! Down go EV's!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2025 12:24 PM (/SCNx)

269 He just got the UAW on side

Posted by: Vivi at January 20, 2025 12:24 PM (Egz6Y)

270 Everything these people just did is bullshit.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 20, 2025 12:24 PM (u73oe)

271 Trumps not exactly extending an olive branch or being conciliatory, is he? I was expecting a little more toned down. But this is good. Dems look even more miserable than usual. Posted by: Ripley

Why should he? The Dems tried to put him in prison and confiscate his wealth so they could celebrate another four years of Obama's Marxist insurgency. President Trump has been at war for 8 years with the Left and today he has them reeling. Trump is fighting an existential war for the survival of the nation against them and he doesn't have a minute to spare in this war. This speech is as good as place as any other to declare his intent. War is hell, give it to the Left good and hard.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at January 20, 2025 12:24 PM (Q8Bj8)

272 End of Red New Deal.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 20, 2025 12:24 PM (W5ArC)

273 Ending electric vehicle bullshit.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 20, 2025 12:24 PM (ufFY8)

274 "I'm kickin' out the South American gangsters."

* delayed tepid applause *

Yeah, about what I expected.

Posted by: mikeski at January 20, 2025 12:25 PM (DgGvY)

275 Trump is in Godzilla mode

Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at January 20, 2025 12:25 PM (elaR+)

276 Revoking the Electric Vehicle Mandate!

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 20, 2025 12:25 PM (O7YUW)

277 Liquid goal! Repeal EV mandate.

Posted by: WisRich at January 20, 2025 12:25 PM (G0vdT)

278 Biden also pardoned his brothers and their wives.

Posted by: Jay in PA at January 20, 2025 12:25 PM (i7Q7S)

279 Heh. The angle of the teleprompter screen in front of DOCTOR Jill' face made it look like a cone of shame.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 20, 2025 12:25 PM (/y8xj)

280 Flipping the bird to environmentalists, doesn't get any better than this.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 20, 2025 12:25 PM (0Htd1)

281 NO MORE ELECTIC CAR MANDATE!

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 20, 2025 12:25 PM (zjgNU)

282 I am sorry for being so ugly, but that Harris has to sit there and listen is just great. Biden doesn’t know where he is, but she does.

Posted by: Piper at January 20, 2025 12:25 PM (pZEOD)

283 252 Lindsey Graham is no where to be seen. Thank heavens for small favors.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 20, 2025 12:19 PM (PdneZ)

He was there earlier, with his wife; she's in red.
Posted by: m at January 20, 2025 12:21 PM (VnUSN)

I don't believe Lindsey Graham is married and, if he were, it's doubtful that it would be to a woman.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 20, 2025 12:24 PM (ExV1e)

Oh, sorry! I was thinking of Mitch McConnell!

Posted by: m at January 20, 2025 12:25 PM (VnUSN)

284

This is the MAGA Speech we need and deserve. .

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at January 20, 2025 12:25 PM (qkVKB)

285 Holy cats. Greatest speech ever.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2025 12:25 PM (4tmpE)

286 He is bitchslapping the Dems right and left.

He's letting everyone know that he's going to do what he said he would do.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 20, 2025 12:25 PM (xCA6C)

287 The airing of the grievances.

I have a lot of problems with you people.

Posted by: blaster at January 20, 2025 12:25 PM (lBiKv)

288 Leftists are seething.
And as the McDonald’s commercials say…*Im lovin’ it.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 20, 2025 12:25 PM (qHYUz)

289 Green New Deal: Out. EV mandates: Out.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 12:25 PM (L5WFg)

290 Trump's swinging a Double-headed Broad-axe.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 20, 2025 12:25 PM (O7YUW)

291 278 Biden also pardoned his brothers and their wives.
Posted by: Jay in PA at January 20, 2025 12:25 PM (i7Q7S)

He did ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 20, 2025 12:25 PM (VE6XX)

292 Eliminate CAFE standards!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 20, 2025 12:25 PM (dg+HA)

293
Lindsey Graham is no where to be seen. Thank heavens for small favors.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 20, 2025 12:19 PM (PdneZ)

_________

Sobbing into a pillow while being rogered in the fundament by his strong young valet.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 20, 2025 12:25 PM (frsDd)

294 To be fair Biden probably has no idea that Trump is talking about him

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 20, 2025 12:25 PM (6v8aM)

295 > Trump is overpromising on inflation.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 12:24 PM (L5WFg)

Agree. That one is going to be tough.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 20, 2025 12:25 PM (W5ArC)

296 I sincerely hope Trump's rhetoric here isn't just placating the masses. He'd best be ready to unleash holy hell on those people... like in about 10 minutes if he can wrap this up and get on the phone.

*taps watch... points to Trump*
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 20, 2025 12:22 PM (Q4IgG)


Supposedly they have a desk in the Capitol Center and he's going over there to start signing EOs.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 20, 2025 12:25 PM (ExV1e)

297 Buck Throkmorton will be happy.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 20, 2025 12:25 PM (Y6IkP)

298
Just Think: the stupid corrupt Democrats would've been done with Trump forever, today, if they didn't steal the 2020 election.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 12:25 PM (wZO0u)

299 EXTERNAL REVENUE SERVICE

Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2025 12:25 PM (/SCNx)

300 273 Ending electric vehicle bullshit.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 20, 2025 12:24 PM (ufFY
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I think it was dying already.

Posted by: WisRich at January 20, 2025 12:26 PM (G0vdT)

301 My name is Maximus Decimus Trump and I will have my revenge in this life or the next!

Say it! Say it!

Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2025 12:26 PM (LkLld)

302 EXTERNAL revenue service. Wonderful

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 20, 2025 12:26 PM (zjgNU)

303 There is going to be a war in Mexico over this. If the Cartels get cut off of the American side of the partnership and the border gets militarized, Cartel war in Mexico is going to be brutal as revenue streams dry up and the slave trade is reversed.
------
Its long past time that Mexicans rose up and re-took their country from the coalition of grifters and thugs that have run it seemingly forever.

Posted by: Crusader at January 20, 2025 12:26 PM (azSra)

304 Trade rationalization

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 12:26 PM (L5WFg)

305 233 did he mention J6 detainees?

Posted by: Vivi at January 20, 2025 12:26 PM (Egz6Y)

306 External Revenue Service.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 20, 2025 12:26 PM (W5ArC)

307 From Michigan, the auto industry center of the U. S., thank you, Mr. President.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 20, 2025 12:26 PM (0Htd1)

308 Strength and honor. Unleash hell.

Posted by: Slick Vic at January 20, 2025 12:26 PM (AtBWH)

309 Trump is overpromising on inflation.

But putting Energy back on track is going to be a huge deal and *will* help. DoE is one of the bureaus in which I expect real progress.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 12:24 PM (L5WFg)


Yeah, I'm not holding out much hope there. But I am glad that he acknowledged overspending as a serious problem.

Posted by: Dr. T at January 20, 2025 12:26 PM (lHPJf)

310 What about the Scandi Menace?
Posted by: Boss Moss
_________

Snow wops, I believe, per Ace's pappy.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 20, 2025 12:26 PM (Dm8we)

311 He is locked in, he hasn't gone off script once.

Posted by: alexthechick at January 20, 2025 12:26 PM (1YfKX)

312 290 Trump's swinging a Double-headed Broad-axe.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 20, 2025 12:25 PM (O7YUW)


Idea: Frank Frazetta should paint the official presidential portrait!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2025 12:26 PM (x0n13)

313 287 The airing of the grievances.

I have a lot of problems with you people

Ha!
It's a Festivus miracle!!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 20, 2025 12:26 PM (dg+HA)

314 Trump is in full terminator mode.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 20, 2025 12:26 PM (VwHCD)

315 Good speech so far. He sounds a little tired but very determined.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2025 12:26 PM (d80Bq)

316 This speech is as good as place as any other to declare his intent. War is hell, give it to the Left good and hard.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at January 20, 2025 12:24 PM (Q8Bj

Amen!!!!!

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at January 20, 2025 12:26 PM (qkVKB)

317 "DOGE"

* even tepid-er applause *

Posted by: mikeski at January 20, 2025 12:26 PM (DgGvY)

318 DOGE!

Posted by: Scarymary at January 20, 2025 12:26 PM (whIlM)

319 Willowed:

780 Getting discharged, Lil Pooky's surgery went well, thanks for all the prayers.
Posted by: pookysgirl wants today to be over at January 20, 2025 12:17 PM (+Q5gm)

Good to hear! Continued good health and a speedy recovery to Lil Pooky.

Blessings to you and family.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 20, 2025 12:26 PM (QGaXH)

320
Eliminate CAFE standards!
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 20, 2025 12:25 PM (dg+HA)

_______

We have no standards at the Café.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 20, 2025 12:26 PM (frsDd)

321 181 Brietbartian.
Posted by: eleven at January 20, 2025 12:21 PM (fV+MH)

Indeed ...

"fuck you ... WAR"

Posted by: browndog barking at January 20, 2025 12:26 PM (TTAGa)

322 What a fantastic speech. Taking no prisoners.

Getting right to work beginning with his inauguration speech.

It's wonderful to have our country back.
Posted by: chique at January 20, 2025 12:22 PM (0efB3)
============================
chique! You must be happiest of all, since Greenland will soon be an official American territory. Sort of, anyway.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 20, 2025 12:26 PM (PdneZ)

323 Stop gubmint censorship.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 20, 2025 12:26 PM (ufFY8)

324 FREE SPEECH!

(dems remain seated)

Posted by: fd at January 20, 2025 12:27 PM (vFG9F)

325 Calling out every abuse of power.

No more censorship.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 20, 2025 12:27 PM (zjgNU)

326 KILL NPR

Posted by: Don Black at January 20, 2025 12:27 PM (AOsQT)

327 DOGE

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 12:27 PM (L5WFg)

328 Retard forgot to pardon his wife and himself.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 20, 2025 12:22 PM (zjKJk)
===

They wouldn't dare prosecute a former president.

Wait, whut?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 20, 2025 12:27 PM (RIvkX)

329 Trump is overpromising on inflation.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 12:24 PM (L5WFg)

Agree. That one is going to be tough.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


Roll back red tape and lower energy prices and watch what happens.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2025 12:27 PM (/SCNx)

330 DOGE may become official government department. Cabinet level?

End of all government censorship.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 20, 2025 12:27 PM (W5ArC)

331 17 minutes, about, so far.

Posted by: m at January 20, 2025 12:27 PM (VnUSN)

332 There is going to be a war in Mexico over this. If the Cartels get cut off of the American side of the partnership and the border gets militarized, Cartel war in Mexico is going to be brutal as revenue streams dry up and the slave trade is reversed.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 12:23 PM (L5WFg)


I guess the price of avocados will go up.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 20, 2025 12:27 PM (ExV1e)

333 I still fear hearing a rifle shot, even indoors

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2025 12:27 PM (2VST1)

334 The only dem smiling is Bill Clinton.
Posted by: Diogenes


He always looks happy to be wherever he is.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at January 20, 2025 12:27 PM (4XwPj)

335 I LOVE that they have to sit there and TAKE it.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 20, 2025 12:27 PM (4p0Xq)

336 Hailee Jackson of NBC has to be the most biased left winger in the MSM. She started laughing on air, that the revoking of Sec Clearences for the 51 hacks was revenge

Posted by: Jonah at January 20, 2025 12:27 PM (YCxFk)

337 273 Ending electric vehicle bullshit.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 20, 2025 12:24 PM (ufFY
----------

I think it was dying already.
Posted by: WisRich at January 20, 2025 12:26 PM (G0vdT)


Maybe "taking it off life support" is the proper metaphor.

Posted by: Dr. T at January 20, 2025 12:27 PM (lHPJf)

338 End Cultural Marxism

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2025 12:27 PM (fwDg9)

339 I can feel my testosterone levels rising as this speech goes on

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Mighty Fondler of MAGAshambas at January 20, 2025 12:27 PM (HYKHz)

340 ending the social engineering. That is bigger than cheap pickups

Posted by: Kindltot at January 20, 2025 12:27 PM (D7oie)

341 328 Retard forgot to pardon his wife and himself.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 20, 2025 12:22 PM (zjKJk)
===

They wouldn't dare prosecute a former president.

Wait, whut?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 20, 2025 12:27 PM (RIvkX)

Biden has already been deemed unfit for trial.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 20, 2025 12:27 PM (N39Ws)

342 Miss Lindsay is weeping and clutching his John McCain doll

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 20, 2025 12:28 PM (6v8aM)

343 DEI DIES

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 20, 2025 12:28 PM (ufFY8)

344 He's really swinging for the fences with this speech and I love it.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 20, 2025 12:28 PM (EYYRe)

345 Two genders!!

Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2025 12:28 PM (79pEw)

346 Yes! No more Didn't Earn It.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 20, 2025 12:28 PM (QGaXH)

347 Someone do a welfare check on DU.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2025 12:28 PM (/SCNx)

348 And that right there - stopping government censorship - is why Big Tech is kissing the ring and showing up. They need to readjust and do it fast if they're losing their state partners in censorship.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 12:28 PM (L5WFg)

349 This speech is a declaration of war.

If he delivers half of his agenda he will be the greatest president in living memory. He will be the second Washington

Posted by: 18-1 at January 20, 2025 12:28 PM (t0Rmr)

350 En Fuego !

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle for festive little hats at January 20, 2025 12:28 PM (dj8Fd)

351 Oh the left is apoplectic now

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 20, 2025 12:28 PM (7MHHr)

352 Two Genders. Enough!

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2025 12:28 PM (g47mK)

353 DEI is dead. Merit-based, baby.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 20, 2025 12:28 PM (W5ArC)

354 This speech isn't divisive. It's subtractive. The last 4 years are being moved to the other side of the ledger.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at January 20, 2025 12:28 PM (HdrJu)

355 PDT is reaching across the aisle. To B-TCH SLAP the Democrats and their Leftist legions.

Posted by: Gref at January 20, 2025 12:28 PM (aBgBM)

356 YES.

THIS

Posted by: Kindltot at January 20, 2025 12:28 PM (D7oie)

357 I'm picturing Meghan McCain rage eating right now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2025 12:28 PM (4tmpE)

358 This speech almost makes up for the last four years.

Posted by: fd at January 20, 2025 12:28 PM (vFG9F)

359 Welp. What are the other 55 genders gonna do now?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 20, 2025 12:28 PM (BpYfr)

360 TWO GENDERS

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 20, 2025 12:28 PM (JkO4W)

361 He is locked in, he hasn't gone off script once.
Posted by: alexthechick at January 20, 2025 12:26 PM (1YfKX)
====================
So many of our great commenters are back, even the empress!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 20, 2025 12:28 PM (PdneZ)

362 With full back pay? Holy crap.

Posted by: blaster at January 20, 2025 12:28 PM (lBiKv)

363 THIS IS THE WAY!

The war on wokeness BEGINS!

Posted by: CPT. Charles at January 20, 2025 12:28 PM (XjTSo)

364 In case anyone did not know, the supreme court ruled that acceptance of a presidential pardon implies a declaration of guilt.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 20, 2025 12:28 PM (zjKJk)

365 Only two genders? What do we do with the other fifteen?

Posted by: t-bird at January 20, 2025 12:28 PM (KtPtl)

366 Ok, who thought one day we'd have a President saying there are only two genders in an inauguration speech

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Mighty Fondler of MAGAshambas at January 20, 2025 12:28 PM (HYKHz)

367 Someone do a welfare check on DU.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2025 12:28 PM

Meh, I'm busy.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 20, 2025 12:28 PM (4p0Xq)

368 Shock and awe. We need it.

America needs to understand we're in a war. Not everyone will.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 20, 2025 12:28 PM (UseAb)

369 He is just going down the list and tearing them a new one.

This is glorious.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2025 12:28 PM (LkLld)

370 He will be the second Washington

Posted by: 18-1 at January 20, 2025 12:28 PM (t0Rmr)


Washington might be the first Trump.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at January 20, 2025 12:28 PM (MDBTH)

371 334 The only dem smiling is Bill Clinton.
Posted by: Diogenes


He always looks happy to be wherever he is.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at January 20, 2025 12:27 PM (4XwPj)


After goniffing the entire state of Arkansas, his grift goniffed billions more and he had Huma to perform nibbling on Hillary's Elephantine 60 grit carbide encrusted piss flaps

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2025 12:28 PM (x0n13)

372 Roll back red tape and lower energy prices and watch what happens.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2025 12:27 PM (/SCNx)
++++
Spending *must* be rolled back to achieve stability. The other stuff will help a lot and I am not poo-pooing it, but it isn't enough.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 12:28 PM (L5WFg)

373 There is going to be a lot of sore assholes tonight

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 20, 2025 12:29 PM (WF/xn)

374 UniParty lawyers are already filing against Trump o everything he has said, word by word. Probably spinning their wind up toys too.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 20, 2025 12:29 PM (/lPRQ)

375 Notice express Turd Bush can't manage to stand and applaud Trump's paramedical agenda.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 20, 2025 12:29 PM (iJfKG)

376 I am blown away by this speech. Let’s hope he meant it all.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 20, 2025 12:29 PM (qHYUz)

377 And reinstatement and full back pay for service members expelled for refusing the vaccine!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 20, 2025 12:29 PM (QGaXH)

378 Two genders... just like Washington wanted.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 20, 2025 12:29 PM (YIxO9)

379 No more tolerance for racist hiring or trans madness. Good

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 12:29 PM (L5WFg)

380 Wasn't that Sarah Sanders in the crowd? Great to see her.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 20, 2025 12:29 PM (PdneZ)

381 Brit Hume is gonna have a stroke....

Posted by: It's me donna at January 20, 2025 12:29 PM (VE6XX)

382 Fuck you, godless commies.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 20, 2025 12:29 PM (ufFY8)

383 The Orange Ogre is cramming it up their asses.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 20, 2025 12:29 PM (e3HWn)

384 "What are the other 55 genders gonna do now?"

They can continue to go fuck themselves.

Posted by: cheshirecat at January 20, 2025 12:29 PM (TwA+r)

385 DJT is looking to see who is sitting and taking notes!

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2025 12:29 PM (g47mK)

386 Wow! Huge win for the soldiers!

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 20, 2025 12:29 PM (2cS/G)

387 Undoing everything the Walking Vegetable & his Criminal Cohorts did right before his sleepy eyes.

Chef's Kiss perfection!

Posted by: SpeakingOf at January 20, 2025 12:29 PM (6ydKt)

388 Military kicked out over COVID will be reinstated with full back pay.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 20, 2025 12:29 PM (W5ArC)

389 I am saddened that saying basic common sense and obvious things sounds so shocking now. I mean, he wraps it up in Jungian terms and psychobabble, but all Jordan Peterson really says is old wisdom long known, but everyone acts like he's cracked the secrets of the universe.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2025 12:29 PM (2VST1)

390 Stand up, Joe!
Oh, God love you, what am I talking about?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 20, 2025 12:29 PM (dg+HA)

391 {{{chique}}}

Since we are a Republic, you can not be Queen of Greenland. Nor Pro Council.

Would you settle for Ambassador Plenipotentiary?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2025 12:29 PM (u82oZ)

392 Express = exPreezy

Posted by: naturalfake at January 20, 2025 12:29 PM (iJfKG)

393 Trying to de-wokify the armed forces, too. Boy I hope he can accomplish that.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 12:29 PM (L5WFg)

394 This is the president of my dreams.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 20, 2025 12:29 PM (JkO4W)

395 I'm shocked none of the Dems have rage stroked.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2025 12:29 PM (4tmpE)

396 Trump always, without exception, works to keep his promises.

The battle plan is now out there.

Stop him if you will Deep State.

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at January 20, 2025 12:29 PM (qkVKB)

397 Jeebeezus. He's taking no prisoners.

Posted by: Tuna at January 20, 2025 12:30 PM (oaGWv)

398 Since he's signing these on a Federal Holiday, can the Fed Blob say it's not legitimate?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 20, 2025 12:30 PM (YIxO9)

399 This almost is a Jesus throwing out the money changers from the temple

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2025 12:30 PM (fwDg9)

400 369 He is just going down the list and tearing them a new one.

This is glorious.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2025 12:28 PM (LkLld)

Oh, to be a fly on the wall near Biden to hear him wail and whine on his final flight on AF1.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 20, 2025 12:30 PM (N39Ws)

401 still fear hearing a rifle shot, even indoors

Yeah that cannonade startled me.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle for festive little hats at January 20, 2025 12:30 PM (dj8Fd)

402 364 In case anyone did not know, the supreme court ruled that acceptance of a presidential pardon implies a declaration of guilt.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 20, 2025 12:28 PM (zjKJk)

That seems wrong.

Posted by: m at January 20, 2025 12:30 PM (VnUSN)

403 Donald is all business.

Posted by: WisRich at January 20, 2025 12:30 PM (G0vdT)

404 acceptance of a presidential pardon implies a declaration of guilt.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 20, 2025 12:28 PM (zjKJk)


Does that mean that the Biden family is guilty of "everything" ?

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at January 20, 2025 12:30 PM (MDBTH)

405 Shorter version: Fuck. You. ... WAR!

Posted by: PabloD at January 20, 2025 12:30 PM (CuqSx)

406 This is what happens Joe when you fuck America in the ass!

Posted by: President Donald J. Trump, Shot Caller With All The Keys at January 20, 2025 12:30 PM (R/m4+)

407 333 I still fear hearing a rifle shot, even indoors
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2025 12:27 PM (2VST1)
It’s not fear, it’s knowing what evil does.

Posted by: Eromero at January 20, 2025 12:30 PM (lmJRG)

408 Kamala looks like she's at the reading of the will and her auntie left everything to the cat.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 20, 2025 12:30 PM (9yUzE)

409

OMG, I love Trump even more than before!!

Posted by: four seasons at January 20, 2025 12:30 PM (3ek7K)

410 With Biden sitting right there this is like a roast, but not a funny one.

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 20, 2025 12:30 PM (szMU5)

411 Yup
Tranny mass shooters being spun up...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 20, 2025 12:30 PM (/lPRQ)

412
Sea change in politics, in real time

Posted by: Don Black at January 20, 2025 12:30 PM (AOsQT)

413 It's a wonderful speech. He's leaving no stone - of what's been suffered by this nation for several years - unturned.

Posted by: L - When will we hit rock bottom? Today, I pray at January 20, 2025 12:30 PM (NFX2v)

414 this is amazing

Posted by: Black Orchid at January 20, 2025 12:30 PM (Pv3Rg)

415 And all the neocon warmongers cry hot, bitter tears.

Posted by: lizabth at January 20, 2025 12:30 PM (Jfw7U)

416 I hate the Race/Class/Gender engineering and divisiveness the most of all.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 20, 2025 12:30 PM (kpS4V)

417 G d Bess President Donald J Trump.
G d Bess my Ace digital friends.
G d Bess America.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 20, 2025 12:30 PM (gbOdA)

418 354 This speech isn't divisive. It's subtractive. The last 4 years are being moved to the other side of the ledger.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at January 20, 2025 12:28 PM (HdrJu)

Exactly. "Divisive" is the Left's all-purpose smear against anything that opposes their will to power.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 20, 2025 12:30 PM (UseAb)

419 Brit Hume is gonna have a stroke....
Posted by: It's me donna at January 20, 2025 12:29 PM

Feature, not a bug.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 20, 2025 12:30 PM (4p0Xq)

420 Dems can't even applaud for not getting into wars.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 20, 2025 12:30 PM (/y8xj)

421 Chique and SMH are back! We missed y'all!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 20, 2025 12:30 PM (PiwSw)

422 Talk about red meat, he's butchering a whole cow up there.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 20, 2025 12:30 PM (EYYRe)

423 Reagan moment.

Posted by: cheshirecat at January 20, 2025 12:30 PM (TwA+r)

424 419 Brit Hume is gonna have a stroke....
Posted by: It's me donna at January 20, 2025 12:29 PM

Feature, not a bug.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 20, 2025 12:30 PM (4p0Xq)

Exactly

Posted by: It's me donna at January 20, 2025 12:31 PM (VE6XX)

425 Shorter Trump: see this old guy to my left? I’m going to do everything I can to undo all his bullshit.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 20, 2025 12:31 PM (qHYUz)

426 @357 Meghan rage eating? So a day ending in y

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 20, 2025 12:31 PM (6v8aM)

427 There are opening cans of whoop-ass. And there are OPENING CANS OF WHOOP-ASS.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at January 20, 2025 12:31 PM (iFTx/)

428 373 There is going to be a lot of sore assholes tonight
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 20, 2025 12:29 PM (WF/xn)

---

Are we still talking about Lindsey Graham's house or in general?

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 20, 2025 12:31 PM (PMtkd)

429 Since he's signing these on a Federal Holiday, can the Fed Blob say it's not legitimate?
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 20, 2025 12:30 PM (YIxO9)

Aloha!

Posted by: Hawaiian Judges at January 20, 2025 12:31 PM (9XPe8)

430 Yup
Tranny mass shooters being spun up...
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 20, 2025 12:30 PM (/lPRQ)
++++
Definitely. Keep your heads on swivels, folks. They're going to go insane.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 12:31 PM (L5WFg)

431 Squeal pigs!

Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at January 20, 2025 12:31 PM (elaR+)

432 Chique and SMH are back! We missed y'all!
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 20, 2025 12:30 PM (PiwSw)
++++
Abso-freaking-lutely.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 12:31 PM (L5WFg)

433 Hailee Jackson of NBC has to be the most biased left winger in the MSM. She started laughing on air, that the revoking of Sec Clearences for the 51 hacks was revenge
Posted by: Jonah at January 20, 2025 12:27 PM (YCxFk)

Well, yes

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 20, 2025 12:31 PM (WF/xn)

434 yah, McKinley

Posted by: But I'm a Hero, the media says so at January 20, 2025 12:31 PM (F/35S)

435 Gulf of America!~!!!!! yes, baby

Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at January 20, 2025 12:31 PM (DJ7uY)

436 There it is!

Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2025 12:31 PM (LkLld)

437 Joe and Kamala sitting there having this shoved down their throats.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Rex, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent Made Glorious Summer By This Son of [New] York at January 20, 2025 12:31 PM (L/fGl)

438 Mt McKinley.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 20, 2025 12:31 PM (e3HWn)

439 And all the neocon warmongers cry hot, bitter tears.
Posted by: lizabth at January 20, 2025 12:30 PM

Go on a 4 year Kristol Cruise!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 20, 2025 12:31 PM (4p0Xq)

440 Gulf of America!!

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 20, 2025 12:31 PM (Q4IgG)

441 Strength and honor. Unleash hell.
Posted by: Slick Vic
------------

You tell 'em I'm coming and Hell's coming with me, you hear? Hell's coming with me! - Wyatt Earp

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2025 12:31 PM (XeU6L)

442 Welp, deep state struck at the king and missed

Reap the whirlwind motherfuckers

AND ITS GULF OF AMERICA, BITCHES

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Mighty Fondler of MAGAshambas at January 20, 2025 12:31 PM (HYKHz)

443 The Dems finally stood, to applaud themselves for what they think they did.

Now change the names the military bases back.

Posted by: fd at January 20, 2025 12:31 PM (vFG9F)

444 This Gulf of America is funny but not needed

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2025 12:31 PM (fwDg9)

445
Divisive!

Jingoistic!

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 12:31 PM (wZO0u)

446 412
Sea change in politics, in real time
Posted by: Don Black at January 20, 2025 12:30 PM (AOsQT)


It's the right start. We won't really know for a couple decades down the road.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2025 12:31 PM (x0n13)

447 This is AMAZING. What a day.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 20, 2025 12:31 PM (qBdHI)

448 Gulf of America!

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 20, 2025 12:31 PM (W5ArC)

449 Hahahaha. He's just trolling now. Love it.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 20, 2025 12:31 PM (/y8xj)

450 Golf of America!

Posted by: WisRich at January 20, 2025 12:31 PM (G0vdT)

451 He needs to finish with having Biden cuffed and dragged out.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2025 12:31 PM (4tmpE)

452 Gulf of America. Leftist heads exploding by the millions!

Posted by: Gref at January 20, 2025 12:31 PM (aBgBM)

453 Mount McKinley!

Lol, he us rubbing it in now.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 20, 2025 12:31 PM (ufFY8)

454 Why bother with Mt McKinley ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 20, 2025 12:31 PM (VE6XX)

455 Ugh, not the Gulf of Mexico thing.

But yay on Mount McKinley.

Posted by: Dr. T at January 20, 2025 12:32 PM (lHPJf)

456 432 Chique and SMH are back! We missed y'all!
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 20, 2025 12:30 PM (PiwSw)
++++
Abso-freaking-lutely.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 12:31 PM (L5WFg)

Welcome home.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 20, 2025 12:32 PM (N39Ws)

457 It's snowing at the Gulf Of America...

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 20, 2025 12:32 PM (dg+HA)

458 Make Denali McKinley Again!

Posted by: Josephistan at January 20, 2025 12:32 PM (9XPe8)

459 What a guy!

Posted by: Tuna at January 20, 2025 12:32 PM (oaGWv)

460 Military kicked out over COVID will be reinstated with full back pay.

There isn't a boot big enough for the people who carried out those firings.

Posted by: t-bird at January 20, 2025 12:32 PM (wnZ8w)

461 Irony: We would never have had this DJT if he had been rightfully recognized as the winner in 2020.

All things seem to be happening for a reason.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 20, 2025 12:32 PM (JkO4W)

462 MAGA orgasmapalooza!

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at January 20, 2025 12:32 PM (qkVKB)

463 I normally don't pay attention to these speeches but I am enjoying this.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 20, 2025 12:32 PM (lXCUP)

464 Out: Denali
In: McKinley

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 20, 2025 12:32 PM (/yEdt)

465 Past R presidents always argued that "we can only focus on one thing at a time" while the Dems did everything at once.

Looks like Trump has no intention of doing only one thing at a time

Posted by: 18-1 at January 20, 2025 12:32 PM (t0Rmr)

466 GULF OF AMERICA

and

MOUNT MCKINLEY

and

The PanaMAGA Canal!!!

Posted by: ShainS -- Fight The Good Fight Every Moment at January 20, 2025 12:32 PM (B6F9D)

467 Keep heads on a swivel.
Posted by: Diogenes

Definitely, but do not walk in the world with a sense of dread and fear.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Justice for Ashli at January 20, 2025 12:32 PM (feC/a)

468 This may cause bathtub boy to drown.

Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at January 20, 2025 12:32 PM (elaR+)

469 That's the Gulf of America to you!

This may be a great timeline, but also a very stupid one.

Posted by: Corona exile-back-in-exile at January 20, 2025 12:32 PM (4TAOz)

470 Take back PANAMA!!

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2025 12:32 PM (g47mK)

471 "Gulf of America & Mount McKinley"

Well, okay. Small beans compared to the rest of it.

"Panama Canal"

That's better.

But now he's doing the Trump Riff thing.

Posted by: mikeski at January 20, 2025 12:32 PM (DgGvY)

472 OMG, he's really changing the name of the Gulf of Mexico!!!

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at January 20, 2025 12:32 PM (USyCi)

473 This busty brunette is visibly excited over this speech:
http://tiny.cc/h1o6001

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 12:32 PM (L5WFg)

474 Mt. McKinley!

Posted by: banana Dream at January 20, 2025 12:32 PM (Y6IkP)

475 Shorter version: Fuck. You. ... WAR!
Posted by: PabloD at January 20, 2025 12:30 PM (CuqSx)
====

It's just talk until the helicopters take off.

Afuera!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 20, 2025 12:32 PM (RIvkX)

476 LOL fucking zombie Jimmy Carter now.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 20, 2025 12:32 PM (ufFY8)

477 Holy shit.

People in Seattle will be flipping out.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at January 20, 2025 12:32 PM (mT+6a)

478 Trump saying he's getting rid of government censorship and woke military policies while Biden sits there looking pissed says it all.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 20, 2025 12:32 PM (9yUzE)

479 Love this!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 20, 2025 12:32 PM (4p0Xq)

480 I'm looking at you, Panama.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 20, 2025 12:32 PM (JkO4W)

481 Donald: Why we gave away the canal, I'll never know. Bad deal, bigly.

Posted by: WisRich at January 20, 2025 12:33 PM (G0vdT)

482 461 Irony: We would never have had this DJT if he had been rightfully recognized as the winner in 2020.

I am hopeful that he learned his lessons from the first time. But so far, he's pissing off the right people.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 20, 2025 12:33 PM (lXCUP)

483 CHY na

Posted by: Don Black at January 20, 2025 12:33 PM (AOsQT)

484 Definitely, but do not walk in the world with a sense of dread and fear.

==

you do that

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2025 12:33 PM (g47mK)

485 I need "Team America" theme music.

Posted by: cheshirecat at January 20, 2025 12:33 PM (TwA+r)

486 458 Make Denali McKinley Again!
Posted by: Josephistan at January 20, 2025 12:32 PM (9XPe


Mount Wilford McBrimley. Oh that's weird phrasing.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2025 12:33 PM (x0n13)

487 Mt. McKinley! Hot Damn!

In your face, Obola!

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 20, 2025 12:33 PM (3wi/L)

488 WE'RE TAKING IT BACK!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 20, 2025 12:33 PM (JkO4W)

489 "China is operating the Panama Canal ... and we're taking it back."

Posted by: m at January 20, 2025 12:33 PM (VnUSN)

490 The first lawsuit unknowingly funded by taxpayers will be filed against Trump today.

Taxpayer dollars were improperly funneled to a democrat law firm that is using the money by filing a suit against Elon Musk to stop DOGE.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 20, 2025 12:33 PM (zjKJk)

491 Out: Denali
In: McKinley

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 20, 2025 12:32 PM (/yEdt)

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Make Forts Bragg and Hood Great Again!

Posted by: ShainS -- Fight The Good Fight Every Moment at January 20, 2025 12:33 PM (B6F9D)

492 Whoa!

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 20, 2025 12:33 PM (2cS/G)

493 38000 Americans died building the canal?

Really?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 20, 2025 12:33 PM (QGaXH)

494 How exactly are we taking it back?

Posted by: Archimedes at January 20, 2025 12:33 PM (xCA6C)

495 There are opening cans of whoop-ass. And there are OPENING CANS OF WHOOP-ASS.

More like a six pack.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 20, 2025 12:33 PM (lUFok)

496 151 Will Biden rip up the speech as he sits behind Trump? The little shit.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 20, 2025 12:20 PM (PdneZ)

He doesn’t have the hand strength to tear paper.

Posted by: Supreme Gentleman at January 20, 2025 12:33 PM (ScFGB)

497 Panama canal: "We are taking it back." Alright. The Chicoms need to go.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at January 20, 2025 12:33 PM (Q8Bj8)

498 Taking the Canal back from Chy-na.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 20, 2025 12:33 PM (W5ArC)

499 Irony: We would never have had this DJT if he had been rightfully recognized as the winner in 2020.

All things seem to be happening for a reason.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 20, 2025 12:32 PM (JkO4W)
----------

You are correct. God works in mysterious ways.

Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2025 12:33 PM (79pEw)

500 He was supposed to make Canada the 51st state. Disappointed.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at January 20, 2025 12:33 PM (MDBTH)

501 I didn't get a pardon.

Harumph!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2025 12:33 PM (nyTxL)

502 sorry, cut and paste mistake !!

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2025 12:33 PM (g47mK)

503 LIBERATION DAY!

GULF OF AMERICA!

WOOHOO!

there is much iron in the words of my president!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 20, 2025 12:33 PM (uX4GZ)

504 Manifest destiny

Posted by: But I'm a Hero, the media says so at January 20, 2025 12:33 PM (F/35S)

505 OCCUPY MARS!

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at January 20, 2025 12:33 PM (mT+6a)

506 I almost wish for a minute that I was a man, so I could call my doctor in four hours about my erection.

Posted by: barbarausa at January 20, 2025 12:33 PM (enw9G)

507 History's greatest civilization


I agree we used to be that. I have hopes we can get there once again.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 20, 2025 12:33 PM (zjgNU)

508 Kumswalla looks pissed.

Posted by: Jaimo at January 20, 2025 12:34 PM (sOA7y)

509 It's a great day for the world's map makers.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2025 12:34 PM (LkLld)

510
Shorter President Trump Address: This ain't 2017 again, bitches.

Posted by: Soothsayer sums it up at January 20, 2025 12:34 PM (wZO0u)

511 Lots of blue haired multi piercing shrieking will be happening on social media.

Posted by: Shy lurker aka Northernlurker at January 20, 2025 12:34 PM (kTd/k)

512
MARS!!!

DRINK!!!

Posted by: ShainS -- Fight The Good Fight Every Moment at January 20, 2025 12:34 PM (B6F9D)

513 491 Out: Denali
In: McKinley

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 20, 2025 12:32 PM (/yEdt)

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Make Forts Bragg and Hood Great Again!
Posted by: ShainS -- Fight The Good Fight Every Moment at January 20, 2025 12:33 PM (B6F9D)

Seconded!!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 20, 2025 12:34 PM (QGaXH)

514 450 Golf of America!
Posted by: WisRich at January 20, 2025 12:31 PM (G0vdT)

Hah!
Wow, look at your hash.

Posted by: m at January 20, 2025 12:34 PM (VnUSN)

515 DOGE has condemned the federal government's plan to spend hundreds of millions to kill Barred Owls in Oregon because they are squeezing out Spotted Owls. In another context I am certain they would call that survival of the fittest.

The plan was to pay specially trained hunters to kill the thousands of owls rather than just declaring it open season on the owls or shrugging and figuring that's how nature works.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2025 12:34 PM (2VST1)

516 And we're taking it back

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at January 20, 2025 12:34 PM (QSrLX)

517 Klobuchar your pathetic, whiny , elite oriented speech was for naught !

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at January 20, 2025 12:34 PM (qkVKB)

518 "History's greatest civilization"

Damn straight. American *civilization*

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 12:34 PM (L5WFg)

519 I hope lots of security badges stopped working at exactly 12:06 pm.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at January 20, 2025 12:34 PM (HdrJu)

520 OMG he's doing the Denali to McKinley renaming thing!!! I wasn't sure that was a joke or not.

Names do matter though.

Also the gulf of America. Ha.

Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2025 12:34 PM (gWBY1)

521 Manifest destiny
Posted by: But I'm a Hero, the media says so at January 20, 2025 12:33 PM (F/35S)
My feed is clearly a minute behind some of y'all's.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 20, 2025 12:34 PM (zjgNU)

522 Kamala’s facial expressions are priceless.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 20, 2025 12:34 PM (qHYUz)

523 Now do Greenland!!!!

And pardon all the J6'ers

Posted by: RoxxeeRoe at January 20, 2025 12:34 PM (++w+7)

524 Shout out to Musk. Mission to Mars.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 20, 2025 12:34 PM (W5ArC)

525 For those of you keeping score at home, I'm still not tired of winning.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 20, 2025 12:34 PM (dg+HA)

526 499, there it is, truly

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 20, 2025 12:34 PM (uX4GZ)

527 "Remember a couple hours ago when Martha MacCallum was saying Trump just wants to be liked?"

liked by the real citizenry, hated by the political mobsters.

Hostage release will be dribbled out over several weeks, not all of them at that, and not sure how many are alive.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 20, 2025 12:34 PM (Cus5s)

528 We will be illegal immigrants on Mars.

Democrats should love it!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2025 12:34 PM (nyTxL)

529 Manifest Destiny!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2025 12:34 PM (W/lyH)

530 Elon!!!!

Posted by: Archimedes at January 20, 2025 12:34 PM (xCA6C)

531 Yet another "dark and divisive" inaugural speech from #OrangeManBad!!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 20, 2025 12:34 PM (RIvkX)

532 We should rename the Hudson Bay, too, just to rub it in.

Posted by: t-bird at January 20, 2025 12:34 PM (wnZ8w)

533 Make Mars our bitch!

Posted by: Josephistan at January 20, 2025 12:34 PM (9XPe8)

534 Elaine is happy.

Posted by: Tuna at January 20, 2025 12:34 PM (oaGWv)

535 Lots of blue haired multi piercing shrieking will be happening on social media.

Posted by: Shy lurker aka Northernlurker at January 20, 2025 12:34 PM (kTd/k)

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Make Pink Pussy-Hats Great Again!

Posted by: ShainS -- Fight The Good Fight Every Moment at January 20, 2025 12:34 PM (B6F9D)

536 And we'll rename Mars Redland!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Rex, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent Made Glorious Summer By This Son of [New] York at January 20, 2025 12:34 PM (L/fGl)

537 38000 Americans died building the canal?

Really?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan


At least. Plus a larger number of Frenchmen who started it and failed.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 20, 2025 12:35 PM (zjKJk)

538 WE'RE GOING TO MARS

Even if it ain't the kind of place to raise a kid.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 20, 2025 12:35 PM (JkO4W)

539 Mars? No. On to America Venturi.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 20, 2025 12:35 PM (1bNHn)

540 It feels like a thousand years ago the neocons were running our shit.

Un-fucking-real.

Posted by: eleven at January 20, 2025 12:35 PM (fV+MH)

541 Panama reneged on a contract with the United States, and we will take Panama back.

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2025 12:35 PM (g47mK)

542 I'm still waiting on "The American Ocean" and "The Other American Ocean".

Posted by: Crusader at January 20, 2025 12:35 PM (azSra)

543 Elon. Damn auto cucumber.

Posted by: Tuna at January 20, 2025 12:35 PM (oaGWv)

544 500 comments in 20 minutes.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 20, 2025 12:35 PM (Dm8we)

545 untamed, thats right. Injun fairytales not withstanding

Posted by: But I'm a Hero, the media says so at January 20, 2025 12:35 PM (F/35S)

546 He was supposed to make Canada the 51st state. Disappointed.

He had to leave something for tomorrow.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 20, 2025 12:35 PM (lUFok)

547 Elon Musk will be Emperor of Mars, so I dunno if the Stars and Stripes will remain there for long.

But they'll prolly fly there before anyone else's banner!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 12:35 PM (L5WFg)

548 LOL at Musk being excited like a little kid..

Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at January 20, 2025 12:35 PM (DJ7uY)

549 Tucker is there.

Posted by: m at January 20, 2025 12:35 PM (VnUSN)

550 531 Yet another "dark and divisive" inaugural speech from #OrangeManBad!!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 20, 2025 12:34 PM (RIvkX

I like dark and divisive if it's the truth

Posted by: It's me donna at January 20, 2025 12:35 PM (VE6XX)

551 Make Mars our bitch!

Posted by: Josephistan at January 20, 2025 12:34 PM (9XPe

-------------

LMAO

Posted by: ShainS -- Fight The Good Fight Every Moment at January 20, 2025 12:35 PM (B6F9D)

552 I was planning on phoning each of my nevertrumper brothers, because I haven't talked to them in a while. I think I should give them a couple, few days to let their blood pressure go down.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 20, 2025 12:35 PM (0Htd1)

553 522 Kamala’s facial expressions are priceless.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 20, 2025 12:34 PM (qHYUz)


Sort of what Willie Brown used to see at certain moments.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2025 12:35 PM (x0n13)

554 Trump isn't opening cans of Whup-ass, he's opening up 55 gallon drums of it.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 20, 2025 12:35 PM (O7YUW)

555 He was supposed to make Canada the 51st state. Disappointed.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at January 20, 2025 12:33 PM (MDBTH)

I will accept Alberta and AOP.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 20, 2025 12:35 PM (ufFY8)

556 At least Clenis seems to be enjoying himself.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 20, 2025 12:35 PM (/y8xj)

557 472 OMG, he's really changing the name of the Gulf of Mexico!!!

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at January 20, 2025 12:32 PM (USyCi)


He can order the responsible Fed Departments and Agencies to use the new name in all official documents and change US Gov maps and databases to use the new name. Too costly in my opinion, but let's give it a go.

Posted by: Gref at January 20, 2025 12:35 PM (aBgBM)

558 I am reasonably sure that there was a clause in the deal that returned the Panama Canal to Panama in which the US can take it back under specified circumstances.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2025 12:35 PM (2VST1)

559 He could go on a couple hours here

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2025 12:35 PM (fwDg9)

560 MARS!

Send me, Chief!

Posted by: Buzz Adrin at January 20, 2025 12:35 PM (sPdF/)

561 MMGA

Posted by: eleven at January 20, 2025 12:35 PM (fV+MH)

562 Leaders lead. PDT is leading.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 20, 2025 12:35 PM (tT6L1)

563 The adults are back in charge. ‘Merica, Fuck yeah!

Posted by: Mick at January 20, 2025 12:35 PM (gYvAB)

564 The Democrats would have kicked off today with a "Stolen Land Acknowledgement"

FY, twits.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 20, 2025 12:35 PM (PdneZ)

565 522 Kamala’s facial expressions are priceless.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 20, 2025 12:34 PM (qHYUz)

That's the face of a woman who got surprise anal and then the dude left without a cuddle or paying for DoorDash.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2025 12:35 PM (nyTxL)

566
Yet another "dark and divisive" inaugural speech from #OrangeManBad!!
Posted by: San Franpsycho


and "jingoistic"

Posted by: Soothsayer sums it up at January 20, 2025 12:35 PM (wZO0u)

567 This crap would sound more authentic in German.

Posted by: Sid at January 20, 2025 12:35 PM (fdOPY)

568 I stand corrected. Biden is loving this.

https://is.gd/rMcABe

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 20, 2025 12:35 PM (9yUzE)

569 Why Mt McKinley?

Because Obama badly needed a Presidential Pimp Slap of Doom.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at January 20, 2025 12:35 PM (XjTSo)

570 Shout out to Musk. Mission to Mars.

A peace offering after smacking down the EV mandates.

Posted by: t-bird at January 20, 2025 12:35 PM (wnZ8w)

571 537 38000 Americans died building the canal?

Really?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan


At least. Plus a larger number of Frenchmen who started it and failed.

Malaria and Yellow Fever.

Posted by: But I'm a Hero, the media says so at January 20, 2025 12:35 PM (F/35S)

572 The deaths in Panama were mostly yellow fever and other tropical diseases.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 20, 2025 12:35 PM (7MHHr)

573 and gentle reminder, the people have spoken, play along or you are dead meat

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2025 12:36 PM (g47mK)

574 Happy Golden Age, Horde!!!!

Posted by: Iris at January 20, 2025 12:36 PM (1HXVD)

575 Well, my schadenbonner has nudged the ISS out of orbit.

Posted by: Beartooth at January 20, 2025 12:36 PM (3Ev2O)

576 Plant the flag on Mons Veneris!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 20, 2025 12:36 PM (kpS4V)

577 "The American people have spoken."

Translation: Suck it, bitches!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 20, 2025 12:36 PM (BpYfr)

578 Kamala has her surprise anal face on.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 20, 2025 12:36 PM (4p0Xq)

579 500 comments in 20 minutes.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 20, 2025 12:35 PM (Dm8we)


I know. Weak.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 20, 2025 12:36 PM (zjgNU)

580 Chique and SMH, have missed seeing you two around! Hugs and love to you and yours!!


May God bless and protect America and this administration, may wrongs be righted, may freedom reign for all citizens.

Posted by: Moki at January 20, 2025 12:36 PM (wLjpr)

581 Elon happy about the manifest destiny to mars thing. Bet he can't wait to get out of here and resume tweeting.

Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2025 12:36 PM (gWBY1)

582 > At least. Plus a larger number of Frenchmen who started it and failed.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 20, 2025 12:35 PM (zjKJk)

We forget how terrible yellow fever was. I think about 50% fatal.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 20, 2025 12:36 PM (W5ArC)

583 his first presidency was a what, concern troll?

Posted by: Black Orchid at January 20, 2025 12:36 PM (Pv3Rg)

584 Kamala's tears are so freaking sweet.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 20, 2025 12:36 PM (RIvkX)

585 How it's going on Reddit:

"I couldn't care less at this point. This is what the voting public wanted, more than women's rights, healthcare, or any possibility of preventing the worst outcomes from climate change.

"I'm exhausted of trying to help make society better after 3 decades of watching limp dick democrats snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. I'm tired of fighting for people's rights as they gleefully subject themselves to a bunch of greedy man children who promise to erode civil liberties.

"Honestly, the people in this country are beyond help and I cannot wait for them to get exactly what they voted for. I'll be fine, I have resources and a way out if needed. Fuck this country."

Posted by: Dr. T at January 20, 2025 12:36 PM (lHPJf)

586 Let's rename Mars America Jr.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2025 12:36 PM (nyTxL)

587 We would never have had this DJT if he had been rightfully recognized as the winner in 2020.

Yep. Trump winning a narrow victory in 2020 means he's mired in COVID crap for the next 2 years.

But they've given Trump 4 years to think about how he should govern, what choices he should have made, and come up with a plan. If he used that time well the Dems are going to deeply regret installing Joetato

Posted by: 18-1 at January 20, 2025 12:36 PM (t0Rmr)

588 In other words, Think big, we're Americans.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 20, 2025 12:36 PM (VwHCD)

589 >38000 Americans died building the canal?

Really?
---

yeah
dangerous work, malaria
no OSHA

Posted by: Don Black at January 20, 2025 12:36 PM (AOsQT)

590 In America the possible is what we do best. Omg. Crying again

Posted by: Vivi at January 20, 2025 12:36 PM (Egz6Y)

591 Hey, this Trump guy isn’t half bad.

Posted by: Cray Cray at January 20, 2025 12:36 PM (1rlXG)

592 I seem Stephen Miller's hand in Trump's speech.

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2025 12:36 PM (g47mK)

593 "In America, the impossible is what we do best."

Posted by: m at January 20, 2025 12:36 PM (VnUSN)

594 >>> 557 472 OMG, he's really changing the name of the Gulf of Mexico!!!

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at January 20, 2025 12:32 PM (USyCi)


He can order the responsible Fed Departments and Agencies to use the new name in all official documents and change US Gov maps and databases to use the new name. Too costly in my opinion, but let's give it a go.
Posted by: Gref at January 20, 2025 12:35 PM (aBgBM)

How about we save money by printing feralgov docs in ONE FCKING LANGAUGE, American English.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 20, 2025 12:36 PM (NtUSo)

595 Damn...this is gonna last a lot longer than 4 hours.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 20, 2025 12:37 PM (Wnv9h)

596 The impossible is what we do best.

Posted by: Tuna at January 20, 2025 12:37 PM (oaGWv)

597 Betting we have a new trade deal with Argentina within the month. Curiously, just about everything Canada provides in trade is available from Argentina (only with higher transport costs).

Posted by: Orson at January 20, 2025 12:37 PM (dIske)

598 Time for a the largest fish fry in history, courtesy of the delta smelt.

Posted by: Supreme Gentleman at January 20, 2025 12:37 PM (ScFGB)

599
What's funny is all those internet goblins who "announced" they wouldn't be watching the Inauguration are, indeed, watching the Inauguration.

Posted by: Soothsayer sums it up at January 20, 2025 12:37 PM (wZO0u)

600 537 38000 Americans died building the canal?

Really?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan


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Yes, and we paid for it. I still remember my Dad (God rest his soul) being enraged when Carter gave it away.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 20, 2025 12:37 PM (PMtkd)

601 I know. I know she is dying inside right now.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 20, 2025 12:37 PM (RIvkX)

602 Wars we never get into.

Great line.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 20, 2025 12:37 PM (tT6L1)

603 "Impossible is what we do best."

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at January 20, 2025 12:37 PM (SfhV1)

604 > 577 Plant the flag on Mons Veneris!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 20, 2025 12:36 PM (kpS4V)

Grab Mars by the mountains!

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 20, 2025 12:37 PM (W5ArC)

605 Pardon the J6ers. Please do it.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at January 20, 2025 12:37 PM (mT+6a)

606 I hope it's different, but I don't think it will. He'll change a few of the most insane policies of the left, but all the fundamental change people are saying he's gonna do? He already had a chance and blew it. I don't expect anything different.
Posted by: Glenn John at January 20, 2025 12:36 PM (0pvLR)
++++
Entirely possible. But I do expect some real progress on a couple of fronts, including Energy and DHS/CBP. Less optimistic - to the point of total pessimism - on DoJ, the IC.

We will see.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 12:37 PM (L5WFg)

607 Okay, I must go back to work. Horde, enjoy this afternoon to its fullest. I expect reports of much drunken revelry upon my return. Don't disappoint me.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 20, 2025 12:37 PM (O7YUW)

608 Just think, we were a couple of centimeters away from this day not being possible.

G-d is good.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 20, 2025 12:37 PM (XV/Pl)

609 No smiles from PDT47 during this speech. Good. He's on a mission. He isn't smiling in his Official Portrait.

Posted by: Gref at January 20, 2025 12:37 PM (aBgBM)

610 Whoops --the impossible is hat wr dobest

Posted by: Vivi at January 20, 2025 12:37 PM (Egz6Y)

611 And we'll rename Mars Redland!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Rex, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent Made Glorious Summer By This Son of [New] York at January 20, 2025 12:34 PM (L/fGl)

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"We will build an interplanetary railroad from Greenland to Redland!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Fight The Good Fight Every Moment at January 20, 2025 12:37 PM (B6F9D)

612
Or as we like to call it:
The East American Ocean, and
The West American Ocean.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 20, 2025 12:37 PM (dg+HA)

613


There's MAGA and then there's KRAV MAGA!!!!!!



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2025 12:37 PM (x0n13)

614 America's Second Planet

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 20, 2025 12:37 PM (JkO4W)

615 Posted by: Sid at January 20, 2025 12:35 PM (fdOPY)

HA! Nice hash.

Posted by: Reforger at January 20, 2025 12:37 PM (xcIvR)

616 Who else wants to sing God Bless America?

Posted by: Piper at January 20, 2025 12:37 PM (pZEOD)

617 Leaders lead. PDT is leading.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 20, 2025 12:35 PM (tT6L1)


Yup.
This is leadership.

Here's the mission.
Lets go do it, together.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2025 12:37 PM (W/lyH)

618 361 He is locked in, he hasn't gone off script once.
Posted by: alexthechick at January 20, 2025 12:26 PM (1YfKX)
====================
So many of our great commenters are back, even the empress!
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 20, 2025 12:28 PM (PdneZ)

Return Of The Kings (and Queens)!

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 20, 2025 12:37 PM (/yEdt)

619 Not tired of winning yet.

Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2025 12:37 PM (79pEw)

620 Tucker and Laura Ingraham

Posted by: redridinghood at January 20, 2025 12:37 PM (NpAcC)

621 I really wish he would look at Biden and Kamala and say shame on you!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2025 12:37 PM (nyTxL)

622 Donald Trump is an historic figure. His name will be remembered forever.

Posted by: ALH is a girl at January 20, 2025 12:38 PM (+HzbQ)

623 Were Carter not such a ginormous fuckup with the economy and Iran he'd be more remembered for the blunder of giving away the panama canal

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Mighty Fondler of MAGAshambas at January 20, 2025 12:38 PM (HYKHz)

624 This busty brunette is visibly excited over this speech:
http://tiny.cc/h1o6001
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 12:32 PM (L5WFg)

A lot smaller than your normal fare. Back surgeon wont make any money from her.



Posted by: Someday I'll choose a nick and stick with it but not today. I'm a dangerous radical. at January 20, 2025 12:38 PM (89Sog)

625 "Honestly, the people in this country are beyond help and I cannot wait for them to get exactly what they voted for. I'll be fine, I have resources and a way out if needed. Fuck this country."

Hey lefties, Canada isn't very far away, its more socialist then the US, speaks English, and hell is further north if you are worried about global warming.

So why haven't you left already? I'm sure you can just cross the border like you can to get into the US right?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 20, 2025 12:38 PM (t0Rmr)

626 At least. Plus a larger number of Frenchmen who started it and failed.

Malaria and Yellow Fever.
Posted by: But I'm a Hero, the media says so at January 20, 2025 12:35 PM (F/35S)

IIRC, they released the death numbers during the middle of WW I because they were so horrific.

Posted by: Beartooth at January 20, 2025 12:38 PM (3Ev2O)

627 In America "impossible is what we do best." Nice.

Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2025 12:38 PM (gWBY1)

628 He can order the responsible Fed Departments and Agencies to use the new name in all official documents and change US Gov maps and databases to use the new name. Too costly in my opinion, but let's give it a go.
Posted by: Gref at January 20, 2025 12:35 PM (aBgBM)


In losing that lawsuit he can end-run any other dumb woke idea on changing names for equity

Posted by: Kindltot at January 20, 2025 12:38 PM (D7oie)

629
I think, like, 1200 workers died building the St Louis Arch.

Or maybe I'm thinking of the Hoover Dam.

Posted by: Soothsayer sums it up at January 20, 2025 12:38 PM (wZO0u)

630 Elections have consequences.

Posted by: Barack Obongo, Faggot at January 20, 2025 12:38 PM (R/m4+)

631 I thought it was amusing that the livestream showed Elon Musk smiling and happy when it was said America will plant its flag on Mars.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2025 12:38 PM (klD8d)

632 chique! You must be happiest of all, since Greenland will soon be an official American territory. Sort of, anyway.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 20, 2025 12:26 PM (PdneZ)

I am looking forward to partnering with your great president, Donald J Trump. I am even think of handing my kingdom over to him and taking early retirement.

(Hiii!!!)

Posted by: chique at January 20, 2025 12:38 PM (0efB3)

633 Kraken status. Released.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 20, 2025 12:38 PM (4p0Xq)

634 No smiles from PDT47 during this speech. Good. He's on a mission. He isn't smiling in his Official Portrait.

Posted by: Gref at January 20, 2025 12:37 PM (aBgBM)

--------------

He's literally on "A Mission From God."

Posted by: ShainS -- Fight The Good Fight Every Moment at January 20, 2025 12:38 PM (B6F9D)

635 If they are smart the swells in Davos will be getting out of town. Muy pronto.

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at January 20, 2025 12:38 PM (jcYEN)

636 I think the Gulf of America thing is dumb. But it makes leftists go crazy so what the hell. Let’s do it.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 20, 2025 12:38 PM (qHYUz)

637 Dammit! The impossible is what we do best. 3rd time's the charm

Posted by: Vivi at January 20, 2025 12:38 PM (Egz6Y)

638 no "across the isle" BS, no "working together BS"... HOW REFRESHING

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2025 12:38 PM (g47mK)

639 Mars? He means New Texas...

Posted by: Beto Ochoa at January 20, 2025 12:38 PM (dzZCL)

640 "The Democrats would have kicked off today with a "Stolen Land Acknowledgement"

"We acknowledge that we are on the traditional land of the Nacotchtank People, whom we defeated by virtue of our superior civilization and whose land is now ours."

That's how you do a land acknowledgement.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 20, 2025 12:38 PM (9yUzE)

641 I like how Don stands with his back to the Dems. Contempt.

Posted by: But I'm a Hero, the media says so at January 20, 2025 12:38 PM (F/35S)

642 @593 Yes...agree. Miller isn't going to pull any punches this term.

Posted by: lizabth at January 20, 2025 12:38 PM (Jfw7U)

643 lol...in recent years our nation has suffered greatly...right in the face of Biden...

Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at January 20, 2025 12:38 PM (DJ7uY)

644 @9NEWS
The pardons were announced as Biden and others stood at the U.S. Capitol to see Trump inaugurated.

Posted by: Don Black at January 20, 2025 12:38 PM (AOsQT)

645 537 38000 Americans died building the canal?

Really?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan


At least. Plus a larger number of Frenchmen who started it and failed.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 20, 2025 12:35 PM (zjKJk)

Wow! I had no idea it was that many.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 20, 2025 12:39 PM (QGaXH)

646 Hi chique!

Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2025 12:39 PM (79pEw)

647 Military recruitment just fixed.

Posted by: Zek at January 20, 2025 12:39 PM (5FPX4)

648 I thought it was amusing that the livestream showed Elon Musk smiling and happy when it was said America will plant its flag on Mars.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2025 12:38 PM

He looked like a kid that was just told he was going to Disney World.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 20, 2025 12:39 PM (4p0Xq)

649 I hope it's different, but I don't think it will. He'll change a few of the most insane policies of the left, but all the fundamental change people are saying he's gonna do? He already had a chance and blew it. I don't expect anything different.
Posted by: Glenn John at January 20, 2025 12:36 PM (0pvLR)



Bless your heart.

Right into the center of the Sun.

Also, none of us consented to be shown your entire ass like that.

And whoever told you it was nice enough to show us all lied right to your face.

Posted by: alexthechick at January 20, 2025 12:39 PM (1YfKX)

650 " Posted by: Sid at January 20, 2025 12:35 PM (fdOPY)

HA! Nice hash.
Posted by: Reforger "

I claim no relation.

Posted by: fd at January 20, 2025 12:39 PM (vFG9F)

651 636 If they are smart the swells in Davos will be getting out of town. Muy pronto.
Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at January 20, 2025 12:38 PM (jcYEN)

Davos rules in London.

Posted by: Long night... darkness lifted. at January 20, 2025 12:39 PM (2NXcZ)

652 Oh I missed Tucker. He is there?

Posted by: Jaimo at January 20, 2025 12:39 PM (sOA7y)

653 610 No smiles from PDT47 during this speech. Good. He's on a mission. He isn't smiling in his Official Portrait.
Posted by: Gref at January 20, 2025 12:37 PM (aBgBM)



Gotta get Frank Frazetta to paint it, like the Molly Hatchet album cover.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2025 12:39 PM (x0n13)

654 The bandaids on JD’s daughter. I am dying! Haha.

Posted by: Piper at January 20, 2025 12:39 PM (pZEOD)

655 Why Mt McKinley?

"The most consequential election in 129 years"

McKinley: tariffs, Gold Standard, and assassinated.

Posted by: t-bird at January 20, 2025 12:39 PM (wnZ8w)

656 I am thinking my stock market portfolio is going to go up tomorrow by a bunch.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at January 20, 2025 12:39 PM (Q8Bj8)

657 Why Mt McKinley?

-

Because it was temporarily renamed as an insult to America by an unindicted conspirator.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 20, 2025 12:39 PM (zjKJk)

658 The grownups are back.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 20, 2025 12:39 PM (JkO4W)

659 From Grok: Approximately 27,500 people died during the construction of the Panama Canal. This number includes workers who perished from accidents, diseases like malaria and yellow fever, and other causes during both the French attempt (1881-1889) and the American effort (1904-1914). However, exact figures can vary due to incomplete records, especially from the French period.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 20, 2025 12:39 PM (2cS/G)

660 Dream boldly.

That's a great line.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 20, 2025 12:39 PM (zjgNU)

661 Are we going to get Village People's YMCA yet?

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2025 12:39 PM (fwDg9)

662 No mercy for idiocy

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 20, 2025 12:39 PM (WF/xn)

663 Or as we like to call it:
The East American Ocean, and
The West American Ocean.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty


North America
South America
White Not-America
Black Not-America
Yellow Not-America
Upside-Down Not-America
Cold Not-America

Posted by: mikeski at January 20, 2025 12:39 PM (DgGvY)

664 "Make Pink Pussy-Hats Great Again!"

That will cause one of those "which button?" dilemmas: they disappeared because they were ruled to be racist and trans-exclusionary (not all women identify as having pink genitals, not all women have vulvas).
To bring them back would be almost...Trumpian

Posted by: barbarausa at January 20, 2025 12:39 PM (enw9G)

665 "A free, sovereign, and independent nation."

Posted by: m at January 20, 2025 12:39 PM (VnUSN)

666 Gulf of America. Leftist heads exploding by the millions!
Posted by: Gref


And I will sign an Executive Order that Christopher Cross must change the lyrics to match this immediately.

Posted by: haffhowershower at January 20, 2025 12:39 PM (NMT5x)

667 Wars we never get into.

Great line.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 20, 2025 12:37 PM (tT6L1)


This!
The true test of a strong military with a clear and concise political leader.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2025 12:40 PM (W/lyH)

668 At least. Plus a larger number of Frenchmen who started it and failed.

It is amusing how many things France tries and fails that the US succeeds in from building the Canal to defeating Germany to getting a lasting representative government France is like the dumb, incompetent sidekick to the US

Posted by: 18-1 at January 20, 2025 12:40 PM (t0Rmr)

669 You may have noticed the moon was knocked off kilter. That was my schadenboner.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 20, 2025 12:40 PM (u73oe)

670 268 Boom! Down go EV's!
Posted by: rickb223


If individuals want them, they can buy them, but they don't get to force them on the rest of us.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 20, 2025 12:40 PM (0Htd1)

671 I think changing the name of the Gulf of Mexico is just petty and silly. Yes, its the Americas, North and South (and Central) but I don't care for long-time name being changed (see: mt Denali).

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2025 12:40 PM (2VST1)

672 Plant the flag on Mons Veneris!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 20, 2025 12:36 PM (kpS4V)

LOL

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 20, 2025 12:40 PM (Aqu9a)

673 Talking heads exploding.

Oh my Lord, they are gin g nuts.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at January 20, 2025 12:40 PM (mT+6a)

674 Great Speech.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 20, 2025 12:40 PM (ynpvh)

675 Kamala’s facial expressions are priceless.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald

Harris Vows Not to Go Quietly Into the Night, Hints at Political Future

-
She'll roll up her sleeves get down on her knees and get to work!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Rex, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent Made Glorious Summer By This Son of [New] York at January 20, 2025 12:40 PM (L/fGl)

676 *waves at AtC, SMH and chique*


(with apologies to anyone else who's popped in that I missed, dang there's a lot of comments... like something important is happening today...)

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 20, 2025 12:40 PM (NtUSo)

677 Damn. That was blunt.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 12:40 PM (L5WFg)

678 > I am thinking my stock market portfolio is going to go up tomorrow by a bunch.
-------
I know I should have invested in some Rand McNally...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 20, 2025 12:40 PM (Q4IgG)

679
Bravo!

Posted by: Soothsayer sums it up at January 20, 2025 12:40 PM (wZO0u)

680 No YMCA?

Posted by: Josephistan at January 20, 2025 12:40 PM (9XPe8)

681 I love the lack of fake unity with the bastards who tried to kill him.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 20, 2025 12:40 PM (1bNHn)

682 Ooh! Carrie Underwear!

Posted by: haffhowershower at January 20, 2025 12:40 PM (NMT5x)

683 Scotland went bankrupt in the 1700's trying to dig a canal.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 20, 2025 12:40 PM (JdxE1)

684 Vlad had poles
We need poles

Posted by: Beto Ochoa at January 20, 2025 12:40 PM (dzZCL)

685 I thought it was amusing that the livestream showed Elon Musk smiling and happy when it was said America will plant its flag on Mars.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2025 12:38 PM (klD8d)

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I loved how the Commies (led by F. Joe Mugabe and Kommie-la) refused to stand for all the pro-American rhetoric ... and then stood for the announcement of the hostage releases (as if they had anything to do with it).

[Why weren't they arrested for treason right then and there?]

Posted by: ShainS -- Fight The Good Fight Every Moment at January 20, 2025 12:40 PM (B6F9D)

686 Wait. Kamala
Disappeared

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at January 20, 2025 12:40 PM (mT+6a)

687 I have listened to endless DJT speeches since 2016. This was his best to date. That was a declaration of purpose like none other.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at January 20, 2025 12:40 PM (Q8Bj8)

688 632 I thought it was amusing that the livestream showed Elon Musk smiling and happy when it was said America will plant its flag on Mars.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2025 12:38 PM (klD8d)

He was so excited. It was cute. 😊

Posted by: chique at January 20, 2025 12:41 PM (0efB3)

689 He already had a chance and blew it. I don't expect anything different.
Posted by: Glenn John

Except Trump can and has learned a lot the past eight years. Now he knows not to believe the swamp and how to wield political power. And he has a ruthlessly competent team beside him. This will not be a replay of 2017

Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at January 20, 2025 12:41 PM (1KCcl)

690 Well, I grade that an A- speech. It felt like he was riffing a bit towards the end, and I really wanted him to announce he was pardoning all the J6 political prisoners. But the other 90% was everything I was hoping for. Let's get it done.

Posted by: Dr. T at January 20, 2025 12:41 PM (lHPJf)

691 Trump is already curb stomping the State department. Telling lots of political appointees that "you're fired". Do that to every other department and the nation improves notably

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 20, 2025 12:41 PM (6v8aM)

692 Carrie was so pretty. Now she's weird looking.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2025 12:41 PM (nyTxL)

693 Joe Biden checking out Carrie Underwood...

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 20, 2025 12:41 PM (/yEdt)

694 Technical difficulties?

Posted by: banana Dream at January 20, 2025 12:41 PM (Y6IkP)

695 I think the Gulf of America thing is dumb. But it makes leftists go crazy so what the hell. Let’s do it.

Trump should have a few political advisers coming up with political initiatives solely because they bother lefties.

Force them to spend resources fighting renaming things that they won't then have to spend on important fights.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 20, 2025 12:41 PM (t0Rmr)

696 "Trump is overpromising on inflation.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 12:24 PM (L5WFg)"

He is. 1980 was the last chance to do something about that, so close on the heels of the BS in 1964 and 1971. The Reagan WH tried, and the attempt was pretty painful. We are, by leftist design, a plane that is out of altitude to recover from the tailspin.

That doesn't mean there aren't concrete actions to take that will make things better for us and help crush leftists, but default is unavoidable. It's a Democrat fait acompli at this point.

Everyone here needs to be ready for a hard landing. Both in terms of taking care of their families, and in the "sweep your own porch and the whole world will be clean" sense.

Posted by: heya at January 20, 2025 12:41 PM (mTKBo)

697 I love thinking about lefty heads exploding. They are insane and made way for insanity.

Thank you, Mr. President. It's what we all needed/wanted to hear.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 20, 2025 12:41 PM (PMtkd)

698 Dear Lord,

I turn into a blubbery sobbing mess whenever I hear a military chorus (or the Mormon Tabernacle) sing the Battle Hymn of the Republic.

I think its probably the most beautiful song ever composed and performed by mankind.

I'll fight you if you disagree.

Posted by: Defenestratus at January 20, 2025 12:41 PM (yPqa2)

699 Well that's awkward.

What's the hold up with the singing of the anthem.

Typical D.C. dysfunction, eh?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at January 20, 2025 12:41 PM (6ydKt)

700 Scotland went bankrupt in the 1700's trying to dig a canal.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 20, 2025 12:40 PM (JdxE1)
++++
The Erie Canal was shockingly expensive, too.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 12:41 PM (L5WFg)

701 Declaration of war speech.

Posted by: whig's phone at January 20, 2025 12:41 PM (ctrM5)

702 688 Wait. Kamala
Disappeared
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at January 20, 2025 12:40 PM (mT+6a)

If only it were that easy!

Posted by: m at January 20, 2025 12:41 PM (VnUSN)

703 38000 Americans died building the canal?

Really?


Malaria and Yellow Fever.

Posted by: t-bird at January 20, 2025 12:41 PM (wnZ8w)

704 Damn. Tape broke. Need to find a pencil to rewind the cassette.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 20, 2025 12:41 PM (/y8xj)

705 Music glitch?

Posted by: Archimedes at January 20, 2025 12:42 PM (xCA6C)

706 He already had a chance and blew it. I don't expect anything different.
Posted by: Glenn John at January 20, 2025 12:36 PM (0pvLR)


Oh, blah blah blah.......

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at January 20, 2025 12:42 PM (5AVMW)

707 Obviously the technical people are deep staters.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2025 12:42 PM (W/lyH)

708 Why Mt McKinley?

See above, about long-established names not being changed.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2025 12:42 PM (2VST1)

709 Umm...

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 20, 2025 12:42 PM (dg+HA)

710 audio problems on the music ...

Posted by: illiniwek at January 20, 2025 12:42 PM (Cus5s)

711 It is amusing how many things France tries and fails that the US succeeds in from building the Canal to defeating Germany to getting a lasting representative government France is like the dumb, incompetent sidekick to the US
Posted by: 18-1 at January 20, 2025 12:40 PM (t0Rmr)
---------------

I believe the French built Suez and thought the Panama canal would be similar to Suez. They thought wrong.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 20, 2025 12:42 PM (tT6L1)

712 If Hollywood wasn't on fire before it is now!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Rex, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent Made Glorious Summer By This Son of [New] York at January 20, 2025 12:42 PM (L/fGl)

713 Anyone got a dime for the jukebox?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 20, 2025 12:42 PM (JkO4W)

714 Can't wait to see the stock market tmrw

Posted by: Iasonas will be on the beach at the Gulf of America at January 20, 2025 12:42 PM (gUzGB)

715 Who fucked up with the band

Posted by: Jaimo at January 20, 2025 12:42 PM (sOA7y)

716 38000 Americans died building the canal?

Really?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan


At least. Plus a larger number of Frenchmen who started it and failed.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 20, 2025 12:35 PM (zjKJk)

Wow! I had no idea it was that many.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan


Malaria killed most of them. In fact, a lot of our medical knowledge of malaria prevention was formed there.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 20, 2025 12:42 PM (zjKJk)

717 Biden checking out Carrie Underwood...
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 20, 2025 12:41 PM (/yEdt)

Now that's some hair worth smelling!

Posted by: Josephistan at January 20, 2025 12:42 PM (9XPe8)

718 You had one job.

Posted by: Cheri at January 20, 2025 12:42 PM (FGQ5G)

719 Elon Musk, Envoy to Mars.

Posted by: Eromero at January 20, 2025 12:42 PM (lmJRG)

720 Ok what is the orchestra doing

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at January 20, 2025 12:42 PM (dQfJF)

721 Vlad had poles
We need poles


I love a good poling.

Posted by: Pete Bootyjuice at January 20, 2025 12:42 PM (t0Rmr)

722 What's going on.....good on Carrie for going for uit

Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at January 20, 2025 12:42 PM (DJ7uY)

723
Wow, she's Raw Doggin' the anthem!!

Posted by: Soothsayer sums it up at January 20, 2025 12:42 PM (wZO0u)

724 Some one is getting fired in 10 minutes.

Posted by: LittleMs.Inopulent at January 20, 2025 12:42 PM (n0ia0)

725 F yeah!

Posted by: Oddbob at January 20, 2025 12:42 PM (/y8xj)

726 Kamala not sure what song she's singing.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2025 12:42 PM (nyTxL)

727 Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 20, 2025 12:40 PM (NtUSo)

Hiiii! Hope you are doing well.

Posted by: chique at January 20, 2025 12:42 PM (0efB3)

728 686 Vlad had poles
We need poles


is this about me?

Posted by: jan sobiesky iii at January 20, 2025 12:42 PM (edU/H)

729 At least they got someone who can sing acappella.

Posted by: mikeski at January 20, 2025 12:42 PM (DgGvY)

730 Scotland went bankrupt in the 1700's trying to dig a canal.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 20, 2025 12:40 PM (JdxE1)
++++
The Erie Canal was shockingly expensive, too.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 12:41 PM (L5WFg)


Most states went through a canal-building craze in the antebellum period. It didn't work out.

Posted by: Dr. T at January 20, 2025 12:43 PM (lHPJf)

731 A capella

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 20, 2025 12:43 PM (ufFY8)

732 Sounds system is still outside. Forgot bring it in.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 20, 2025 12:43 PM (dg+HA)

733 Ha well good on Carrie Underwood for giving up on the canned accompaniment and going a capella.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 20, 2025 12:43 PM (7MHHr)

734 Carrie just saved the moment

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 20, 2025 12:43 PM (WF/xn)

735 Elon must know we can get to Mars soon or I don't think Trump would have tipped his hand on that

Posted by: Iasonas will be on the beach at the Gulf of America at January 20, 2025 12:43 PM (gUzGB)

736 The first government employee fired.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2025 12:43 PM (W/lyH)

737 a capella. Go Carrie!

Posted by: Scarymary at January 20, 2025 12:43 PM (whIlM)

738 Carrie Underwood single-handedly saves the day! What a beautiful moment.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 20, 2025 12:43 PM (PdneZ)

739 Kumala looks like she's gonna cut a bitch.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 20, 2025 12:43 PM (4p0Xq)

740 Except Trump can and has learned a lot the past eight years. Now he knows not to believe the swamp and how to wield political power. And he has a ruthlessly competent team beside him. This will not be a replay of 2017
Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at January 20, 2025 12:41 PM (1KCcl)
++++
I have some cautious optimism on that front. He spent time on this very thing at the beginning of his speech. As I summarized it up there:

Paraphrase: "I've learned a lot about how you fuckers operate over the past decade. Strap in, dickheads. It's on."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 12:43 PM (L5WFg)

741 Joe Biden checking out Carrie Underwood...
Posted by: Darrell Harris



Too old.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2025 12:43 PM (/SCNx)

742 Plus a larger number of Frenchmen who started it and failed.

For DeMille young fur henchmen can't be rowing.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle for festive little hats at January 20, 2025 12:43 PM (dj8Fd)

743
Oh, this is a great "technical difficulty!"

This was way better!!

Posted by: Soothsayer sums it up at January 20, 2025 12:43 PM (wZO0u)

744 Ha. She didn't shake Kamala's jerk off mit.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2025 12:43 PM (nyTxL)

745 Kamala doesn't appear to know the words to America the Beautiful

Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 20, 2025 12:43 PM (13bqY)

746 And the crown joins in!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2025 12:43 PM (W/lyH)

747 Somebody fumbled
wtf
Carrie saved it

Posted by: Don Black at January 20, 2025 12:43 PM (AOsQT)

748 Crap. Just got real dusty all of a sudden.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 20, 2025 12:43 PM (/y8xj)

749 Trump is already curb stomping the State department. Telling lots of political appointees that "you're fired". Do that to every other department and the nation improves notably

Oddly enough, one of the major centers for censoring social media was located in the State Department.

They were fighting "foreign misinformation", you see.

Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at January 20, 2025 12:43 PM (uxCna)

750 In two months you'll be crying here about how "they're" being cruel to poor Donald Trump and preventing him from doing all the stuff he was totally gonna.
Posted by: Glenn John at January 20, 2025 12:41 PM (0pvLR)


I already told you fuck you, I do not like repeating myself.

I'm terribly sorry that the stupid wolves raised you so poorly that you do not know it is wrong to shit in people's mouths when they are enjoying something.

Now shoo. Adults are mocking you.

Posted by: alexthechick at January 20, 2025 12:43 PM (1YfKX)

751 That unaccompanied rendition was fantastic.

Posted by: t-bird at January 20, 2025 12:44 PM (wnZ8w)

752 Well, I guess we know who the first occupants of the Trump camps will be.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 20, 2025 12:44 PM (xCA6C)

753 Mars? He means New Texas...
Posted by: Beto Ochoa at January 20, 2025 12:38 PM (dzZCL)
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I'm already looking to invest in a buggalo ranch!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 20, 2025 12:44 PM (BpYfr)

754 No allah snackbar?

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 20, 2025 12:44 PM (JdxE1)

755 Declaration of war speech.
Posted by: whig's phone

Oh hell yes. DJT is war president. How could he not be?

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at January 20, 2025 12:44 PM (Q8Bj8)

756 Vlad had poles
We need poles

is this about me?

Posted by: jan sobiesky iii at January 20, 2025 12:42 PM (edU/H)


If the Poles and Hungarians had rallied to Vlad's war against the Ottomans history would have been very, very different.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 20, 2025 12:44 PM (t0Rmr)

757 Dayum, Carrie.

Posted by: Dr. T at January 20, 2025 12:44 PM (lHPJf)

758 All statues of George Floyd will be melted down and used in the border wall.

Posted by: Supreme Gentleman at January 20, 2025 12:44 PM (ScFGB)

759 TRUMP TRAIN!!!

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at January 20, 2025 12:44 PM (XjTSo)

760 I hope it's different, but I don't think it will. He'll change a few of the most insane policies of the left, but all the fundamental change people are saying he's gonna do? He already had a chance and blew it. I don't expect anything different.

Posted by: Glenn John at January 20, 2025 12:36 PM (0pvLR)
==
Fair point, but I think while we will never get everything we would like - this is going to be different. Some of the serious stuff here will get done. Most of that will be around limiting govt power and scaling back the bureaucracy. That is going to happen.

Posted by: Black JEM at January 20, 2025 12:44 PM (GZYu7)

761 What happened to the orchestra? Carrie did great though.

Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at January 20, 2025 12:44 PM (DJ7uY)

762 Ok, get to work.

Oh, jeez, Frank Munz?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 20, 2025 12:44 PM (ufFY8)

763 Malaria and Yellow Fever.
Posted by: t-bird

I didn't think Obama's girls were that old.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Rex, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent Made Glorious Summer By This Son of [New] York at January 20, 2025 12:44 PM (L/fGl)

764 No imam. Good.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 20, 2025 12:44 PM (/y8xj)

765 Oh man...what happened to the music?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 20, 2025 12:44 PM (QGaXH)

766 Where's the Muslim Jihadi Imam?

Oh, there he is ... Barry Soetoro, the 12th Imam.

Posted by: ShainS -- Fight The Good Fight Every Moment at January 20, 2025 12:44 PM (B6F9D)

767 A Capella! Excellent, Carrie!

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at January 20, 2025 12:44 PM (QSrLX)

768 Why Mt McKinley?

Because Obama changed it. I actually don’t hate “Denali” as a name, but fuck the jug eared fuck.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 20, 2025 12:44 PM (QZThv)

769 What happened to the orchestra? Carrie did great though.
Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at January 20, 2025 12:44 PM (DJ7uY)

DEI Sound Guy

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 20, 2025 12:44 PM (ufFY8)

770 No imam. Good.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 20, 2025 12:44 PM (/y8xj)

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Horde mind!

Posted by: ShainS -- Fight The Good Fight Every Moment at January 20, 2025 12:45 PM (B6F9D)

771 Now. Let's see what actually happens. He needs to overcome and defeat so many enemies.

But I do love this speech.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at January 20, 2025 12:45 PM (g8Ew8)

772 Underwood: "F*ck it, we'll do it LIVE! We'll do it LIVE!

Posted by: Frasier Crane at January 20, 2025 12:45 PM (bNf8H)

773 Most states went through a canal-building craze in the antebellum period. It didn't work out.
Posted by: Dr. T at January 20, 2025 12:43 PM (lHPJf)
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It sort of did. The vast canal network on the Atlantic Coast from Maryland down did wonders for navigation.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 12:45 PM (L5WFg)

774 Now I'm waiting for the selections from the Commie stations wailing and gnashing their teeth.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 20, 2025 12:45 PM (1bNHn)

775


Lettuce pray? He's talking to Biden???

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2025 12:45 PM (x0n13)

776 Well, I guess we know who the first occupants of the Trump camps will be.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 20, 2025 12:44 PM (xCA6C)


The sound technicians?

Posted by: Dr. T at January 20, 2025 12:45 PM (lHPJf)

777 Heheheh...looks like a muzzie iman got let out the list of clergy for the benediction.

Good...

Posted by: CPT. Charles at January 20, 2025 12:45 PM (XjTSo)

778 744 Joe Biden checking out Carrie Underwood...
Posted by: Darrell Harris

Too old.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2025 12:43 PM (/SCNx)

Biden likes little girls.

Posted by: ALH is a girl at January 20, 2025 12:45 PM (+HzbQ)

779 I don't like changing the federal name back to McKinley (it's been Denali for the State of Alaska since the early '70s).

If he really wants to rename something, how about renaming the Panama Canal the American Canal? We built the sonofabitch and paid all the blood and treasure to do so.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 20, 2025 12:45 PM (W5ArC)

780 "In God We Trust"

Jeremiah approved national motto.

This guy gets it. Love this prayer.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 20, 2025 12:45 PM (PdneZ)

781 lol at Williamsburg over the summer and saw the Air Force band perform before fireworks

they were ... not great. like middle school level. it was weird!

time to make armed service musicians great again I think

Posted by: Black Orchid at January 20, 2025 12:45 PM (Pv3Rg)

782 Carrie Underwood does Ace Of Spades

https://youtu.be/bJiv1Aipza8

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 20, 2025 12:45 PM (szMU5)

783 Because Obama changed it. I actually don’t hate “Denali” as a name, but fuck the jug eared fuck.

The oddest part of that is that it isn't as if Indian names aren't used all over the US already for various things.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 20, 2025 12:45 PM (t0Rmr)

784 DEI Sound Guy

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 20, 2025 12:44 PM (ufFY

---------------

Deaf & Blind.

Posted by: ShainS -- Fight The Good Fight Every Moment at January 20, 2025 12:45 PM (B6F9D)

785 Lettuce pray? He's talking to Biden???
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2025 12:45 PM

Heh. Dad joke!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 20, 2025 12:45 PM (4p0Xq)

786 So the dubious imam was dumped? He's not one of the 3 giving benediction.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 20, 2025 12:45 PM (1m82a)

787 748 Kamala doesn't appear to know the words to America the Beautiful

Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 20, 2025 12:43 PM (13bqY)

Yep, nor did Doug....but Hillary was singing along....

Posted by: zigggggy at January 20, 2025 12:46 PM (0m/eB)

788 Carrie just saved the moment

She knows nothing can stop a determined American.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 20, 2025 12:46 PM (lUFok)

789 Well, I guess we know who the first occupants of the Trump camps will be.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 20, 2025 12:44 PM (xCA6C)


The sound technicians?


That was the joke.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 20, 2025 12:46 PM (xCA6C)

790


" All statues of George Floyd will be melted down and used in the border wall.
Posted by: Supreme Gentleman at January 20, 2025 12:44 PM (ScFGB)"

Why not just line them up at the border?

Dude was one ugly motherfucker, he'd scare the shit out of those people.

Itd be a ghetto Easter Island.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at January 20, 2025 12:46 PM (et1vG)

791 Carrie Underwood pushed ahead like a champ anyway. Then she gave a Biden a polite handshake but leaned into Trump - you can see which side she's on....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 20, 2025 12:46 PM (QGaXH)

792 Sane people around the world are happy today.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 20, 2025 12:46 PM (PMtkd)

793 Underwood: "F*ck it, we'll do it LIVE! We'll do it LIVE!
Posted by: Frasier Crane at January 20, 2025 12:45 PM (bNf8H)
++++
Yup. Good for her. Handled it right.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 12:46 PM (L5WFg)

794 name something else Denali

it's always been Mt McKinley to me I don't call it anything else

like Kelly Drive and Columbus Boulevard, you mofos

Posted by: Black Orchid at January 20, 2025 12:46 PM (Pv3Rg)

795 Carrie just saved the moment

She knows nothing can stop a determined American.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 20, 2025 12:46 PM (lUFok)

She made us proud !

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2025 12:46 PM (g47mK)

796 748 Kamala doesn't appear to know the words to America the Beautiful
==========
Kamala doesn't know the words to many patritioc songs, speeches, and sayings. But maybe she's just used to not being able to sing because her mouth is full.

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at January 20, 2025 12:46 PM (XjTSo)

797 OK, rabbi, stop speachifying.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 20, 2025 12:46 PM (/y8xj)

798 >>> 755 Well, I guess we know who the first occupants of the Trump camps will be.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 20, 2025 12:44 PM (xCA6C)

Fauci's going to help dig the Southern Border Dignity Canal???

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 20, 2025 12:46 PM (NtUSo)

799 "790 So the dubious imam was dumped? He's not one of the 3 giving benediction.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 20, 2025 12:45 PM (1m82a)"

Would not shock me if they were just dangled out to find leakers.

Last PDT white house started doing a lot of that towards the end of the administration.

Posted by: heya at January 20, 2025 12:46 PM (mTKBo)

800 President Trump mentioned during Rogan there are two ways to curb debt load: cut spending and grow the economy. (paraphrasing) President Trump probably has some idea of how to get things under control.

Remember, people are used to politicians not delivering on anything, President Trump delivering on promises are basically political Unicorns, in that they don't exist.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 20, 2025 12:46 PM (tT6L1)

801 Lettuce pray? He's talking to Biden???

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2025 12:45 PM (x0n13)

----------------

"Vegetables are people, too, H8R!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Fight The Good Fight Every Moment at January 20, 2025 12:47 PM (B6F9D)

802 797 Underwood: "F*ck it, we'll do it LIVE! We'll do it LIVE!
Posted by: Frasier Crane at January 20, 2025 12:45 PM (bNf8H)
++++
Yup. Good for her. Handled it right.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 12:46 PM (L5WFg)


She did. The show must go on.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2025 12:47 PM (nyTxL)

803 Fauci's going to help dig the Southern Border Dignity Canal???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 20, 2025 12:46 PM (NtUSo)
++++
We don't have that much good fortune...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 12:47 PM (L5WFg)

804 IS HE BLIND?

Posted by: But I'm a Hero, the media says so at January 20, 2025 12:47 PM (F/35S)

805 OMG

Go. Here. Now.

https://www.whitehouse.gov/

Posted by: alexthechick at January 20, 2025 12:47 PM (1YfKX)

806 Father God, please protect and guide our president . . .

Posted by: DynamiteDan at January 20, 2025 12:47 PM (wHGZS)

807 Amen.
Good job, rabbi.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 20, 2025 12:47 PM (ufFY8)

808 The rabbi called out colleges.like this young preacher too.

Posted by: Vivi at January 20, 2025 12:47 PM (Egz6Y)

809 The imam was dumped before Ace posted about it. Things are moving fast, you gotta read X.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 20, 2025 12:47 PM (QZThv)

810 Good prayer, but the Rabbi doesn't have the vocal tone for this. Too nervous?

Posted by: mikeski at January 20, 2025 12:48 PM (DgGvY)

811 >>Now. Let's see what actually happens. He needs to overcome and defeat so many enemies.

He already has. Think back a couple of years ago in the middle of the lawfare. Many thought he was going to prison. He beat them all.

This is a unique presidency. This is not one side of the uniparty turning it over to the other side. This is our party, Trump is the first president that really represents us in a long, long time. And this president fights.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2025 12:48 PM (LkLld)

812 The millimeter miracle.

Amen.

That's how close this moment came to never happening.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2025 12:48 PM (nyTxL)

813 President Trump mentioned during Rogan there are two ways to curb debt load: cut spending and grow the economy. (paraphrasing) President Trump probably has some idea of how to get things under control.

Remember, people are used to politicians not delivering on anything, President Trump delivering on promises are basically political Unicorns, in that they don't exist.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 20, 2025 12:46 PM (tT6L1)
++++
Sure, that's *always* true. Grow out, or cut down.

But "grow out of it" isn't reasonable, I don't think, at this point. We're in too deep. Gotta cut bigly.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 12:48 PM (L5WFg)

814 >name something else Denali
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Luxury SUV

Posted by: Don Black at January 20, 2025 12:48 PM (AOsQT)

815 Kamala doesn't know the words to many patritioc songs, speeches, and sayings. But maybe she's just used to not being able to sing because her mouth is full.
Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at January 20, 2025 12:46 PM (XjTSo)


"Oh Canada" has different words, so she was confused.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 20, 2025 12:48 PM (D7oie)

816 Baptist preachers are the best preachers

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 20, 2025 12:48 PM (PdneZ)

817 My Country 'Tis of Thee .... Amen.

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at January 20, 2025 12:48 PM (jcYEN)

818 This guy is channeling MLK Jr.

Posted by: Vivi at January 20, 2025 12:48 PM (Egz6Y)

819 "For such a time as this." From the book of Esther, IIRC. It should be his motto for the next four years.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 20, 2025 12:48 PM (/y8xj)

820 holy cow, the pastor is INSPIRED !

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2025 12:48 PM (g47mK)

821 Holy shit, this guy is nailing it!

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at January 20, 2025 12:48 PM (mT+6a)

822 Sorry Arch, I'm slow sometimes.

But honestly, I wouldn't put it past them to try and derail the ceremony in even the pettiest way possible.

Posted by: Dr. T at January 20, 2025 12:48 PM (lHPJf)

823 809 OMG

Go. Here. Now.

https://www.whitehouse.gov/
Posted by: alexthechick at January 20, 2025 12:47 PM (1YfKX


Awesomeballs

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2025 12:49 PM (nyTxL)

824 > it's always been Mt McKinley to me I don't call it anything else


That's nice.

To Alaska (you know, the place where it's located?) it's been Denali for over 50 years.

I think we should find something in Ohio and name it after Sarah Palin.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 20, 2025 12:49 PM (W5ArC)

825 Fauci's going to help dig the Southern Border Dignity Canal???

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 20, 2025 12:46 PM (NtUSo)

--------------

He was pardoned by F. Joe.

Unexpectedly ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Fight The Good Fight Every Moment at January 20, 2025 12:49 PM (B6F9D)

826 This guy can preach like a boss

Posted by: Don Black at January 20, 2025 12:49 PM (AOsQT)

827 The oddest part of that is that it isn't as if Indian names aren't used all over the US already for various things.

It's a Commie thing. Rename, rewrite, re-define, and tear down.

Posted by: t-bird at January 20, 2025 12:49 PM (1ilEC)

828 Gulf of America. Leftist heads exploding by the millions!
Posted by: Gref


And I will sign an Executive Order that Christopher Cross must change the lyrics to match this immediately.
=====

"When you get caught between the moon and Oklahoma City..."

Posted by: Crusader at January 20, 2025 12:49 PM (azSra)

829 809 OMG

Go. Here. Now.

https://www.whitehouse.gov/
Posted by: alexthechick at January 20, 2025 12:47 PM (1YfKX)

; )

Posted by: m at January 20, 2025 12:49 PM (VnUSN)

830 The 'let freedom ring' guy is a little over the top.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 20, 2025 12:49 PM (QGaXH)

831 I love the echo of MLK!

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at January 20, 2025 12:49 PM (USyCi)

832 Carrie Underwood was miscast in the live Sound of Music. She's redeemed herself here! Looked and sounded great.

Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2025 12:49 PM (gWBY1)

833 I love this kid!
Praise God!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2025 12:49 PM (W/lyH)

834 That Preacher knows how to Preach.

Posted by: WisRich at January 20, 2025 12:49 PM (G0vdT)

835

Flashback to 16 Years ago we had to endure that heathen bastard Joseph Lowery and his racialist raving about "When the white will be alright."



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2025 12:49 PM (x0n13)

836 This guy can preach like a boss
Posted by: Don Black at January 20, 2025 12:49 PM (AOsQT)
++++
Clearly has significant experience.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 12:49 PM (L5WFg)

837 The Band! the Band!

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 20, 2025 12:49 PM (YIxO9)

838 Damn.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 20, 2025 12:49 PM (e3HWn)

839
Let Freedom Ring!

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 12:50 PM (wZO0u)

840 Sorry Arch, I'm slow sometimes.

But honestly, I wouldn't put it past them to try and derail the ceremony in even the pettiest way possible.


Nah, it was on me. I didn't want the answer to sound snarky, but on reading it, I think it did.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 20, 2025 12:50 PM (xCA6C)

841 OMG this guy wanted his shot at Meme Legend.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2025 12:50 PM (nyTxL)

842 OMG

Go. Here. Now.

https://www.whitehouse.gov/


Nice. Some media team earned a bonus.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 20, 2025 12:50 PM (/y8xj)

843 Paraphrase: "I've learned a lot about how you fuckers operate over the past decade. Strap in, dickheads. It's on."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Hahaha -- I honestly wish he'd have said that and not been so polite. But everyone in the room knew that's what he meant.

Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at January 20, 2025 12:50 PM (1KCcl)

844 Now shoo. Adults are mocking you.
Posted by: alexthechick at January 20, 2025 12:43 PM (1YfKX
AtC bringing the tough love!

Posted by: Eromero at January 20, 2025 12:50 PM (lmJRG)

845 Is this guy on crack?

Posted by: Dr. T at January 20, 2025 12:50 PM (lHPJf)

846 Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan

Three tranquilizer darts would not slow this preacher down.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2025 12:50 PM (u82oZ)

847 This preacher is feeling the spirit.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 20, 2025 12:50 PM (XV/Pl)

848 LOVE this guy! Free at last.

Posted by: m at January 20, 2025 12:50 PM (VnUSN)

849 Looks like Allah has left the chat...

Posted by: CPT. Charles at January 20, 2025 12:50 PM (XjTSo)

850 Oh, STFU

Posted by: one hour sober at January 20, 2025 12:50 PM (Y1sOo)

851
Now it's a Revival!

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 12:50 PM (wZO0u)

852 Did he say 'negro'?

Off to the camps.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 20, 2025 12:50 PM (QGaXH)

853 784 lol at Williamsburg over the summer and saw the Air Force band perform before fireworks

They were.....not great. like middle school level. it was weird!

time to make armed service musicians great again I think
-----------
Lots of things need to be restored to their proper condition. Now that we have a proper POTUS again instead of a potato.

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at January 20, 2025 12:50 PM (XjTSo)

854 He already had a chance and blew it. I don't expect anything different.

I think this time will be somewhat different for three reasons:

1) There was a popular vote win with a clear mandate from the voters
2) The culture has shifted, its a different national mood. Congress is aware of this
3) Elon's bux are behind challengers to people who are too antagonistic toward Trump, something new and significant.

I think congress will be less hostile and opposed to Trump this time. I mean, they're not going to rubber stamp everything he wants, there are still guys like Lindsay Graham in office. But last time, they were Trump's enemy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2025 12:50 PM (2VST1)

855 This "pastor" is embarrassing.

Aside from that, the Inaug has gone well. Trump was low-key but steadfast, the Potato and the Whore looked totally put out, and everything is good.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 20, 2025 12:50 PM (omVj0)

856 Mount Denali-McKinley has a nice ring to it

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Mighty Fondler of MAGAshambas at January 20, 2025 12:50 PM (HYKHz)

857 794 "....ghetto Easter Island." Threadwinner.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at January 20, 2025 12:50 PM (895ss)

858 Curvaceous hilltops of California....lol

Callipygous.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 20, 2025 12:50 PM (ufFY8)

859 Wow, I shouted out like 5 Amens.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 20, 2025 12:50 PM (YIxO9)

860 I think we should find something in Ohio and name it after Sarah Palin.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 20, 2025 12:49 PM (W5ArC)

---------------

OUT: East Palestine.
IN: East Palinstine.

Posted by: ShainS -- Fight The Good Fight Every Moment at January 20, 2025 12:50 PM (B6F9D)

861 >>> Now that's some hair worth smelling!
Posted by: Josephistan at January 20, 2025 12:42 PM (9XPe

Now that Vance is VP, if Biden tries to sniff his kids' hair the secret service can tackle him to the ground.

Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2025 12:51 PM (gWBY1)

862 His church is gonna be standing room only on Sunday after that performance.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 12:51 PM (L5WFg)

863 Love this guy. The preaching style of black Christians (not to mention gospel music) is so so distinctly American.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 20, 2025 12:51 PM (1m82a)

864 How do you follow that?

Posted by: banana Dream at January 20, 2025 12:51 PM (Y6IkP)

865 DO YOU SEE THE LIGHT?

Posted by: Don Black at January 20, 2025 12:51 PM (AOsQT)

866 Hard act to follow!

Posted by: m at January 20, 2025 12:51 PM (VnUSN)

867 This guy is in the Spirit!

Posted by: ALH is a girl at January 20, 2025 12:51 PM (+HzbQ)

868 This priest sounds like a poof

Posted by: But I'm a Hero, the media says so at January 20, 2025 12:51 PM (F/35S)

869
Who's this guy? He looks like a dyke.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 12:51 PM (wZO0u)

870 To Alaska (you know, the place where it's located?) it's been Denali for over 50 years.

I think we should find something in Ohio and name it after Sarah Palin.
==
Didn't know you could just rename a mountain if you are a state.

Posted by: Black JEM at January 20, 2025 12:51 PM (GZYu7)

871 But "grow out of it" isn't reasonable, I don't think, at this point. We're in too deep. Gotta cut bigly.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 12:48 PM (L5WFg)
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I think I forgot something President Trump said. I believe he also mentioned growing the economy makes it easier to service debt. I think he's planning to cut back and also grow the economy. Which I think is the right way to go.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 20, 2025 12:51 PM (tT6L1)

872 851
Now it's a Revival!

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 12:50 PM (wZO0u)

I feel bad for the guy who has to follow the 'free at last ' guy....LOL!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 20, 2025 12:51 PM (QGaXH)

873 Who's the black guy?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at January 20, 2025 12:51 PM (kTd/k)

874 zzzzzzz

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2025 12:51 PM (g47mK)

875 welp I loved the protestant pastor

a LOT

THAT is the Holy Spirit in action! we need more of this!

Posted by: Black Orchid at January 20, 2025 12:52 PM (Pv3Rg)

876 Hard act to follow!

Sounds like he(?)'s not even going to try.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 20, 2025 12:52 PM (/y8xj)

877 >>> 825 Fauci's going to help dig the Southern Border Dignity Canal???

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 20, 2025 12:46 PM (NtUSo)

--------------

He was pardoned by F. Joe.

Unexpectedly ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Fight The Good Fight Every Moment at January 20, 2025 12:49 PM (B6F9D)

Yeah, I saw that. Mini Mengele *could* still be charged with how many thousands of murders by state AGs.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 20, 2025 12:52 PM (NtUSo)

878 >This "pastor" is embarrassing.



why

Posted by: Don Black at January 20, 2025 12:52 PM (AOsQT)

879 Carrie Underwood was miscast in the live Sound of Music

There are some roles I really would not care to step into. Just too big, too established, too impossible to equal.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2025 12:52 PM (2VST1)

880 Go. Here. Now.

https://www.whitehouse.gov/
Posted by: alexthechick at January 20, 2025 12:47 PM (1YfKX


Okay, now I have the chills.

Posted by: Dr. T at January 20, 2025 12:52 PM (lHPJf)

881
Okay, "priest" dyke, that'll do.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 12:52 PM (wZO0u)

882 Trump team has taken control of the @potus Twitter account.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 20, 2025 12:52 PM (W5ArC)

883 Fuck this shit, bring back out the preacher for an encore

Posted by: But I'm a Hero, the media says so at January 20, 2025 12:52 PM (F/35S)

884 *side eyes*

*shuffles awkwardly out of room*

Posted by: Boston's Big Dig at January 20, 2025 12:52 PM (Aqu9a)

885 The US Army defeated malaria and yellow fever in the Canal Zone during our work to build the canal. It was necessary to get the work done.

https://tinyurl.com/2rnn2teu

Posted by: Gref at January 20, 2025 12:52 PM (aBgBM)

886


Did they disinvite that Hezbollah-loving Imam?!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2025 12:52 PM (x0n13)

887 They should have ended with the black preacher - he was amazing!

Posted by: Moki at January 20, 2025 12:52 PM (wLjpr)

888 So. Much. Winning.

And it already gives a running start to 2028. So many people will benefit and give Republicans a second look. The Tik-Tok thing alone was huge, where Trump got all the credit for keeping that going (merits of the larger issue aside). Most of those content creators and viewers were probably Leftists, but will be inclined to reconsider things.

Posted by: Eternity Matters at January 20, 2025 12:52 PM (yT7Wa)

889 This guy's congregation says "shut up" a lot, sotto voce

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 20, 2025 12:52 PM (PdneZ)

890 OMG

Go. Here. Now.

https://www.whitehouse.gov/

Nice. Some media team earned a bonus.
Posted by: Oddbob

That brought tears to my eyes. Thank you Lord!!!

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Justice for Ashli at January 20, 2025 12:52 PM (feC/a)

891 How do you follow that?
Posted by: banana Dream


As a fellow Catholic..... kinda like this.

Oh well.

Posted by: mikeski at January 20, 2025 12:52 PM (DgGvY)

892 Hard not to notice 9 foot tall Barron in the shots.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2025 12:52 PM (nyTxL)

893 864 How do you follow that?
Posted by: banana Dream at January 20, 2025 12:51 PM (Y6IkP)

866 Hard act to follow!
Posted by: m at January 20, 2025 12:51 PM (VnUSN)

Hah!

Posted by: m at January 20, 2025 12:52 PM (VnUSN)

894 This loser didn’t shake hands with any of the A team when he came in

Posted by: Jaimo at January 20, 2025 12:52 PM (sOA7y)

895 The black preacher should have been the last speaker.

Always end on a high note.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 20, 2025 12:52 PM (BpYfr)

896
The pastor is fine. It's history - past and present. It's no different from the others who have or are to speak, just a different method of presentation.

Says this old Baptist woman.

Posted by: L - When will we hit rock bottom? Today, I pray at January 20, 2025 12:52 PM (NFX2v)

897 In two months you'll be crying here about how "they're" being cruel to poor Donald Trump and preventing him from doing all the stuff he was totally gonna.
Posted by: Glenn John at January 20, 2025 12:41 PM (0pvLR)

I already told you fuck you, I do not like repeating myself.

I'm terribly sorry that the stupid wolves raised you so poorly that you do not know it is wrong to shit in people's mouths when they are enjoying something.

Now shoo. Adults are mocking you.
Posted by: alexthechick at January 20, 2025 12:43 PM (1YfKX)
_________

Wolves are beautiful majestic animals. And smart too. This guy wasn't raised by even dumb wolves. He was raised by anal parasites.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at January 20, 2025 12:52 PM (iFTx/)

898 Go. Here. Now.

https://www.whitehouse.gov/
Posted by: alexthechick
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Thnx! Well worth the view.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2025 12:52 PM (XeU6L)

899 709 He already had a chance and blew it. I don't expect anything different.
Posted by: Glenn John at January 20, 2025 12:36 PM (0pvLR)

Mazel tov.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 20, 2025 12:53 PM (UseAb)

900 Empty homile ftw.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 20, 2025 12:53 PM (JdxE1)

901 830 The 'let freedom ring' guy is a little over the top.....
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Very much over the top.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 20, 2025 12:53 PM (paSBy)

902 Now THAT was a benediction to wake up the back pew!!

Posted by: goozer at January 20, 2025 12:53 PM (2yylN)

903 Wuhan's a day!

Posted by: Tuna at January 20, 2025 12:53 PM (oaGWv)

904 I think I forgot something President Trump said. I believe he also mentioned growing the economy makes it easier to service debt. I think he's planning to cut back and also grow the economy. Which I think is the right way to go.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 20, 2025 12:51 PM (tT6L1)
++++
Of course. The power of and. Spend less, earn more, get richer.

But the amount of cutting is going to have to be much deeper than can be achieved without a revolution.

But nibbling at the margins *can* help, and getting energy and trade policy back on track is going to be an important part of that. It will delay the catastrophe by some amount, perhaps meaningfully

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 12:53 PM (L5WFg)

905 zzzzzzzz

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2025 12:53 PM (g47mK)

906 Alex, good to see you here, again. Hope things are well with you.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 20, 2025 12:53 PM (tT6L1)

907 nood

Posted by: ace at January 20, 2025 12:53 PM (KRtlO)

908 Fuck this shit, bring back out the preacher for an encore
Posted by: But I'm a Hero


Thank you!

Rabbi - on fire
Preacher - on fire
Priest - huh?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2025 12:53 PM (/SCNx)

909 Wuhan's not Wuhan's. Auto cucumber again.

Posted by: Tuna at January 20, 2025 12:53 PM (oaGWv)

910
oh fuck you and your fake kindness & empathy

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 12:53 PM (wZO0u)

911 AMEN! *oh, were are not done yet ??

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2025 12:53 PM (g47mK)

912 NOOD!!!

Posted by: ALH is a girl at January 20, 2025 12:53 PM (+HzbQ)

913
noood

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 12:53 PM (wZO0u)

914 831 I love the echo of MLK!
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Yes1 tell the Leftards we are taking MLK as a national icon. They don't like him or use him any more except once a year. We will make his words truth.

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at January 20, 2025 12:54 PM (XjTSo)

915 Go. Here. Now.

https://www.whitehouse.gov/


Well nobody was ever going to accuse Trump of having insufficient ego, heh

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2025 12:54 PM (2VST1)

916 Did they disinvite that Hezbollah-loving Imam?!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2025 12:52 PM (x0n13)
________

Not at all. They paged him, but he never showed ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at January 20, 2025 12:54 PM (iFTx/)

917 What. Jeez what's wrong with my auto correct.

Posted by: Tuna at January 20, 2025 12:54 PM (oaGWv)

918 Go. Here. Now.

https://www.whitehouse.gov/
Posted by: alexthechick at January 20, 2025 12:47 PM (1YfKX


And there is this -
https://www.whitehouse.gov/administration/


Posted by: Gref at January 20, 2025 12:54 PM (aBgBM)

919 907 nood
Posted by: ace at January 20, 2025 12:53 PM (KRtlO)

Posted by: m at January 20, 2025 12:54 PM (VnUSN)

920 Anglicans/Episcopalians, Catholics, Jews, two Protestant sects.

All quite different.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 12:54 PM (L5WFg)

921 nice closing line, that

Posted by: But I'm a Hero, the media says so at January 20, 2025 12:54 PM (F/35S)

922 Just wait until Cauliflower Fetterman jumps up on stage waving an Israeli flag.

Posted by: Orson at January 20, 2025 12:55 PM (dIske)

923 The Don's Magnificent Return!

Hear!! Hear!!!

Posted by: Bach in Black at January 20, 2025 12:55 PM (+oqUV)

924 Mmawage. Mmawage is wot bwings us togeder...

Posted by: banana Dream at January 20, 2025 12:55 PM (Y6IkP)

925 Fuck this shit, bring back out the preacher for an encore

Give it to me! Give it to me!

Posted by: Vivek at January 20, 2025 12:55 PM (SVUxP)

926 Bring back Reverend Lorenzo!

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at January 20, 2025 12:55 PM (4XwPj)

927 OMG

Go. Here. Now.

https://www.whitehouse.gov/

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"AMERICA BE BACK, YO!!!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Fight The Good Fight Every Moment at January 20, 2025 12:55 PM (B6F9D)

928 Lee Greenwood and 'God Bless the U.S.A.' have been playing in the back of my head.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2025 12:56 PM (XeU6L)

929 Biden feels it now, it's finally registered and on his face.

Posted by: L - When will we hit rock bottom? Today, I pray at January 20, 2025 12:56 PM (NFX2v)

930 But nibbling at the margins *can* help, and getting energy and trade policy back on track is going to be an important part of that. It will delay the catastrophe by some amount, perhaps meaningfully
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 12:53 PM (L5WFg)
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I believe a judicious approach over 4 years will lessen the pain. Or 8 years if we get President Vance. Wait and see.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 20, 2025 12:56 PM (tT6L1)

931 Saw Congressman Meeks there. Dem from NYC. Back in my early administrative law practice I appeared in front of him one day in Poughkeepsie. Complete political hack and a dolt.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 20, 2025 12:57 PM (6v8aM)

932 Fauci's going to help dig the Southern Border Dignity Canal???

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 20, 2025 12:46 PM (NtUSo)

--------------

He was pardoned by F. Joe.

Unexpectedly ...
Posted by: ShainS

Wondering , does a Presidential pardon create a firewall against civil action? Bankrupt the bastards.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Justice for Ashli at January 20, 2025 12:57 PM (feC/a)

933 National Anthem guy was inspiring...

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 20, 2025 12:57 PM (QGaXH)

934 Walter Reed conquered malaria in Panama, Rachel Carson, brought it back worldwide.

Posted by: Eromero at January 20, 2025 12:57 PM (lmJRG)

935 Matt LeBlanc has a hell of a voice.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 20, 2025 12:58 PM (3wi/L)

936 OK - Joey - your time is over - now go! Get on the helicopter and go.......please!

Worst departure since Nixon....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 20, 2025 12:58 PM (QGaXH)

937 935 National Anthem guy was inspiring...
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 20, 2025 12:57 PM (QGaXH)

Macchio. He sang at the GOP convention, IIRC

Posted by: Long night... darkness lifted. at January 20, 2025 01:00 PM (2NXcZ)

938 Ok Donald...get to work - lotsa things to sign.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 20, 2025 01:00 PM (QGaXH)

939 Desperation has set in. Raimondo has been sent to re-education camp and his handler has taken over.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Justice for Ashli at January 20, 2025 01:01 PM (feC/a)

940 All this work President Trump said wouldn't have needed to be done if the Marxists didn't get hold of the country

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2025 01:03 PM (fwDg9)

941 Wow, that was great.

Did they deep-6 the imam?

Posted by: Bulg at January 20, 2025 01:04 PM (77rzZ)

942 The Gulf of America thing is not dumb. It is a shot across the bow of Mexico, long overdue!!!

Posted by: Don in SoCo at January 20, 2025 01:06 PM (vd6bO)

943 Also, I didn't see Milei or any other foreign leaders. Did they in fact show up?

Posted by: Bulg at January 20, 2025 01:07 PM (77rzZ)

944 The hostages release was to gain them relevancy even on our day.

Hopefully none of the kidnappers die a peaceful death.

Posted by: torabora at January 20, 2025 01:08 PM (Ar52Y)

945 5 Also, I didn't see Milei or any other foreign leaders. Did they in fact show up?
Posted by: Bulg at January 20, 2025 01:07 PM (77rzZ)
*******
I saw Milei and Boris Johnson.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 20, 2025 01:11 PM (NpAcC)

946 thx AtC! awesomeness!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 20, 2025 01:12 PM (uX4GZ)

947 The plan was to pay specially trained hunters to kill the thousands of owls rather than just declaring it open season on the owls or shrugging and figuring that's how nature works.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2025 12:34 PM (2VST1)

If spotted and barred owls are different species, then so are tabby cats and calico cats.

Got no T. P?

Got no towel?

Wipe your ass with a spotted owl!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 20, 2025 01:12 PM (8zz6B)

948 Departure ceremony for Biden and Harris outside of Capitol -

The Trumps are so damn classy!

Posted by: L - When will we hit rock bottom? Today, I pray at January 20, 2025 01:12 PM (NFX2v)

949 After watching the inauguration, I have such a feeling of euphoria. Amazing what this one man can do for me with 300 miles in-between us. God Bless America-Free at Last.

Posted by: ripley 7542 at January 20, 2025 01:12 PM (Uy/WF)

950 A peace offering after smacking down the EV mandates.
Posted by: t-bird at January 20, 2025 12:35 PM (wnZ8w)

That's actually good for Musk. Tesla is an established EV builder, and build nice niche cars for his sector of the market. Killing the EV mandates hobbles his competitors more than him.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 20, 2025 01:17 PM (8zz6B)

951 So the dubious imam was dumped? He's not one of the 3 giving benediction.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 20, 2025 12:45 PM (1m82a)

"Dubious imam" is a redundancy, anyway.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 20, 2025 01:29 PM (8zz6B)

952 name something else Denali
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Luxury SUV
Posted by: Don Black at January 20, 2025 12:48 PM (AOsQT)

There is a Denali River, IIRC.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 20, 2025 01:32 PM (8zz6B)

953 What's with Ivanas' Mary Poppins hat?

Posted by: look whats not at January 20, 2025 02:32 PM (nakGR)

954 Liberal/Democrats go crawl back under your Rocks You Lost get over it and espceialy you NOT MY PRESIDENT bunch of pathetic little Snowflakes GO HOME

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at January 20, 2025 03:13 PM (FLiOE)

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