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Quick Update on "Team DeLulu" Cope

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"Dark MAGA Carmen Santiago," as Mary Katherine Ham joked,
watches her husband begin his third elected term by
signing executive orders

Your periodic reminder that every Democrat "man" is toxically feminized:

Joe Concha
@JoeConchaTV

Jake Tapper goes full Burn Book to an audience of tens on CNN: "The number of texts I'm getting about what Melania Trump is wearing is zero."

The last time I saw something that gay when I walked in on a furry in a pink fox costume getting gang-scritched in a YMCA locker room.


"Team DeLulu" are the mentally ill progressives and communists who swear -- or swore -- that they had inside information that Trump would never take office. They claimed that they were shown the signs of this by astrology, tarot readings, Reading their period blood (!!!), and various BlueAnon "leaks" from government insiders.

Why do they call themselves "Team DeLulu"? It sounds like Team Delusion. Do they realized they're deluded? Are they making fun of us for wrongly thinking they're deluded? I do not know.

Who can fathom the mind of an idiot.

The latest theory I heard was this: That government agents were preparing to swarm-arrest Trump for electoral fraud, but what they needed to cinch the case was for him to take the oath of office, which would... I don't know, complete the crime or show intent or something.

So this entire transition and inauguration has been a legal trap for Trump, and now he's just moments from being carted off to Levinworth to await his hanging.

I gotta tell you, I don't see this panning out.

Obviously the media reports none of these insane conspiracy theories. Because half of them want to protect their fellow insane leftist allies, and the other half believe the conspiracy theories.

I think the fourth guy in this episode of The Cope Files discusses this Interesting Theory.

This very masculine heterosexual man vows that "they got 'im," meaning, the Deep State has trapped Trump into taking the oath of office and thereby convicting himself of the crime of... well the conspiracy theory gets a little wibbly-wobbly about what crime he just convicted himself of. The left has shown it is quite beyond caring of which crime they try to frame Trump for.

The beginning of this video is great:

Insurrectionists brought a guillotine to threaten people from inaugurating Trump into office. I'm sure Jake Tapper, Brian Stelter, and the criminally-pardoned Liz Cheney and Adam Kinzinger will be talking about this threat a lot:

Whoops!

Posted by: Ace at 04:33 PM




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Posted by: ALH is a girl at January 20, 2025 04:32 PM (+HzbQ)

2 first ish again

Posted by: gnats local 678 at January 20, 2025 04:33 PM (CWTWj)

3 That is a bitchin hat

Posted by: ALH is a girl at January 20, 2025 04:33 PM (+HzbQ)

4 Pray for Trump he has a female Secret Service driver

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at January 20, 2025 04:33 PM (FCrpy)

5 I can make way better guillotine than that

Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2025 04:34 PM (KQk9m)

6 Is that real? Sweet!

Posted by: zombie at January 20, 2025 04:34 PM (pMi6S)

7 Somehow ALH Sponged before the post was up!

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 20, 2025 04:34 PM (zjgNU)

8 mannix and i noodled

Posted by: gnats local 678 at January 20, 2025 04:34 PM (CWTWj)

9 They claimed that they were shown the signs of this by astrology, tarot readings, Reading their period blood (!!!), and various BlueAnon "leaks" from government insiders.
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Menstrual auguries are new to me.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 04:34 PM (L5WFg)

10 Is it legal to bring a guillotine to a public place?

Posted by: Long night... darkness lifted. at January 20, 2025 04:35 PM (2NXcZ)

11 You can see it in "Shellshock's" eyes, even he doesn't believe what he's saying.

Posted by: Dr. T at January 20, 2025 04:35 PM (lHPJf)

12
Did Mary Ham say Carmen Sandiego before me?

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 04:35 PM (wZO0u)

13 and i still think melania's hat look stupid on her. might look okay on hillary or pelosi if pulled down more in front

Posted by: gnats local 678 at January 20, 2025 04:35 PM (CWTWj)

14 Melania is very fashionable today. But I can't help but chuckle at the little bit of a Hamburglar vibe.

Posted by: Bert G at January 20, 2025 04:35 PM (VARTN)

15 Insurrectionists brought a guillotine to threaten people from inaugurating Trump into office. I'm sure Jake Tapper, Brian Stelter, and the criminally-pardoned Liz Cheney and Adam Kinzinger will be talking about this threat a lot:
++++
Sounds insurrectiony

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 04:35 PM (L5WFg)

16 Yeahhhhh!!!

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at January 20, 2025 04:35 PM (Wx316)

17 Home from the local bar, Horde, been there since 11:30, bridge got cancelled due to snow removal. It is nappy time, but what a great fucking day for America. See you later.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 20, 2025 04:35 PM (Sgq8y)

18 I'm assuming Melania didn't want to make eye contact with a lot of really unpleasant people.

Can't blame her one bit.

Posted by: eleven at January 20, 2025 04:36 PM (fV+MH)

19 DC Bar Erupts In Cheers As The Return of Trump Has Commenced
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That bar apparently has 100% of the non-GOPe Republicans in Washington, DC...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 04:36 PM (L5WFg)

20 Your spirit guides have failed you, Team DeLuLu. Probably because you picked a dumb name.

Posted by: Piper at January 20, 2025 04:36 PM (pZEOD)

21 Hated the hat too.

Posted by: Jaimo at January 20, 2025 04:36 PM (sOA7y)

22 7 Somehow ALH Sponged before the post was up!
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 20, 2025 04:34 PM (zjgNU)


Anything is possible today in America!

Posted by: ALH is a girl at January 20, 2025 04:36 PM (+HzbQ)

23 The beginning of this video is great:
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Oh, Maddow. You never disappoint.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 04:37 PM (L5WFg)

24 GOOD afternoon good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 20, 2025 04:37 PM (WXNFJ)

25 I'll not stand for this hat hate!

Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2025 04:37 PM (KQk9m)

26 I love to hear that the media is again saying crazy shit about Trump and MAGA and Elon and everyone right of Stalin. This is exactly why no one watches them anymore.

Yes, yes, I know the cat ladies, trannies and soy boys will watch to get stroked but the media is dying and deservedly so.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 20, 2025 04:37 PM (PMtkd)

27
Rest assured, Melania's spectacular face & hair will be fully visible tonight at the Ball.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 04:37 PM (wZO0u)

28 IIRC the antifa types who started fires and caused trouble at the 2017 inauguration received govt compensation for being fake arrested. Seems the J6ers could get much more, and hopefully drag Garland through the unpardoned mud for human rights abuses.

Posted by: Long night... darkness lifted. at January 20, 2025 04:37 PM (2NXcZ)

29 What a great day this has been!

Posted by: Moonbeam at January 20, 2025 04:37 PM (rbKZ6)

30 This has been a fantastic day!

Posted by: Scarymary at January 20, 2025 04:37 PM (whIlM)

31 Menstrual auguries are new to me.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 04:34 PM (L5WFg)
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It is, unfortunately, a thing, but less accurate than reading the entrails of a fish.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 20, 2025 04:37 PM (BpYfr)

32 Menstrual auguries are new to me.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 04:34 PM (L5WFg)
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Demonic magic is deeply weird.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2025 04:37 PM (ZOv7s)

33 Nice guillotine. Perfect for an arrest for threat and to be thrown into prison without trial for a number of years. That's how this works, right?

Posted by: Bete at January 20, 2025 04:37 PM (LX4y3)

34 My theory is Melania wore the hat so she could shoot daggers with her eyes at the demrats

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at January 20, 2025 04:38 PM (Wx316)

35 Leftist beta soyboys are they way they are because they could not handle a sexual encounter with someone like Melania Trump. Better to go Full Incel than fce the humiliation of their inadequacy

Posted by: zombie at January 20, 2025 04:38 PM (pMi6S)

36 Your spirit guides have failed you, Team DeLuLu. Probably because you picked a dumb name.
Posted by: Piper at January 20, 2025 04:36 PM (pZEOD)
++++
I can understand their confusion and rage, actually. They had every reason to expect something. Their people fill every bureau and office.

They didn't count on their own people scrambling for position in a Party power vacuum.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 04:38 PM (L5WFg)

37 Melania is standing guard over her man. Don't poke the Mama Tiger.

Posted by: ALH is a girl at January 20, 2025 04:38 PM (+HzbQ)

38 I haven't seen an outfit like that since Spy vs. Spy.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - birds are an op at January 20, 2025 04:39 PM (AUL7F)

39 Demonic magic is deeply weird.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2025 04:37 PM (ZOv7s)
++++
Yes. Spirit cooking, menstrual blood fortune-casting, etc. Creepy AF.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 04:39 PM (L5WFg)

40 The more I think about it the more pissed I get about the Milley-Fauci-Cheney pardons.

The Democrat brand is bad enough, but the Biden brand is absolute feces.

I'd like to see harsh investigations of these people -- including calling Milley back into service -- as a saber-rattling tactic against the Deep State every time Durbin wants to block Trump bills, every time some Hawaiian judge tries to futz around with Trump EOs.

If they get in the way of our agenda the Congressional Dems will be Biden Democrats going into 2026.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at January 20, 2025 04:39 PM (dQfJF)

41 Tonypete! Good afternoon to you!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2025 04:39 PM (W/lyH)

42 Team Delulu, please trust the plan!
Agents will be swarming in and arresting Trump any minute now!
Stay Alert!!
Your country needs patriots like you at the ready to Defend Our Democracy!!!!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2025 04:39 PM (Hkcdp)

43 they guy in the second vid really really thinks he is one of the brilliant elite who just tower over the rest of us when it comes to brains and stuff. gotta watch the cope vid, looks like it might be interesting

Posted by: gnats local 678 at January 20, 2025 04:39 PM (CWTWj)

44 The story of Melania's hat from Daily Mail:

https://tinyurl.com/bdf52s9k

Posted by: Scarymary at January 20, 2025 04:39 PM (whIlM)

45 It really is a pretty badass hat.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 20, 2025 04:40 PM (dg+HA)

46 Insurrectionists brought a guillotine to threaten people from inaugurating Trump into office. I'm sure Jake Tapper, Brian Stelter, and the criminally-pardoned Liz Cheney and Adam Kinzinger will be talking about this threat a lot:
++++
Sounds insurrectiony
\

That's an insurrection? It's just sad is what it is. Dear losers, it's not 2016 anymore. Move on.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 20, 2025 04:40 PM (xCA6C)

47 That guy in the "They got him" video is really, really faggy, isn't he?

Posted by: Crusader at January 20, 2025 04:40 PM (azSra)

48 On the other hand, some people on our side were convinced for years that Biden would be arrested for electoral fraud and Trump would be back in office.

Back to the weeping videos.

I cry too when I can't get free shit.

Posted by: Stateless...15% at January 20, 2025 04:40 PM (jvJvP)

49 Menstrual auguries are new to me.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


They've been around for a while. I saw them open for Blood Stain Child at Budokan in 2011.

https://youtu.be/jVsK0rB0zXE

Posted by: mikeski at January 20, 2025 04:40 PM (DgGvY)

50 The motorcade, with all the fencing and concrete barricades is sad. Very dystopian.

Posted by: WisRich at January 20, 2025 04:40 PM (G0vdT)

51 Ambulatory soy

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at January 20, 2025 04:40 PM (kTd/k)

52 When you know you will be in a room full of scumbags, backstabbers and assholes, who have gone after your husband, you and your son for years, you wear a hat that will allow you to hide what your eyes are showing.

Well done, Melania.

Hiding the daggers with a chic hat.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 20, 2025 04:40 PM (PMtkd)

53 That's an insurrection? It's just sad is what it is. Dear losers, it's not 2016 anymore. Move on.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 20, 2025 04:40 PM (xCA6C)
++++
LOL yeah, but hey, their rules.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 04:40 PM (L5WFg)

54 >>> I'll not stand for this hat hate!
Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2025 04:37 PM (KQk9m)


HALT HAT HATE HERE!

Posted by: banana Dream at January 20, 2025 04:40 PM (Y6IkP)

55 The hat is awesome. She looks absolutely stunning.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2025 04:40 PM (LkLld)

56 Dark Carmen Miranda

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 20, 2025 04:41 PM (WF/xn)

57 She wore a hat to hide her eyes, and expression of disgust at the clowns at the inauguration.

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2025 04:41 PM (g47mK)

58 That's not a guillotine, it's a glory hole.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle for festive little hats at January 20, 2025 04:41 PM (MHvPC)

59 Dark Carmen Miranda
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 20, 2025 04:41 PM (WF/xn)
++++
:: thinks about it ::

Huh. Nailed it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 04:41 PM (L5WFg)

60 Hello, Horde! What a glorious day for our country 😊❤️🥳🥳🥳

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at January 20, 2025 04:41 PM (SRRAx)

61 Nice hat.

Posted by: Alejandro Murrieta (Zorro) at January 20, 2025 04:41 PM (Aqu9a)

62 It really is a pretty badass hat.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty


Needs a razor brim like Kung Lao's.

Posted by: mikeski at January 20, 2025 04:41 PM (DgGvY)

63 Joe Biden just called, and wants to know why he's in a bus terminal in Bismarck, ND, and he's apparently soiled himself.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 20, 2025 04:41 PM (xCA6C)

64 47 That guy in the "They got him" video is really, really faggy, isn't he?
Posted by: Crusader at January 20, 2025 04:40 PM (azSra)

-------

Yes. My testosterone levels dropped watching him.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 20, 2025 04:41 PM (PMtkd)

65 That guillotine needs to be seized and put to good use.

Posted by: Stateless...15% at January 20, 2025 04:41 PM (jvJvP)

66
Here's a video of Melania taking care of family business:

https://is.gd/iFYzjH

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 04:41 PM (wZO0u)

67 The royal family wears hats on every occasion. Including coronations.

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2025 04:41 PM (g47mK)

68 50 The motorcade, with all the fencing and concrete barricades is sad. Very dystopian.
Posted by: WisRich at January 20, 2025 04:40 PM (G0vdT)

They keep the guillotine away.

Posted by: Roy at January 20, 2025 04:42 PM (z+ik4)

69 28 Those who carried out abuses on J6ers weren't pardoned. Wonder how they are sleeping tonight knowing how things have changed and "just following orders" has a very bad ending in the court system.

Posted by: Bete at January 20, 2025 04:42 PM (LX4y3)

70 Border Patrol agent shot and killed in Vermont after stopping an illegal visa overstay.

Posted by: Bert G at January 20, 2025 04:42 PM (VARTN)

71 The latest theory I heard was this: That government agents were preparing to swarm-arrest Trump for electoral fraud, but what they needed to cinch the case was for him to take the oath of office, which would... I don't know, complete the crime or show intent or something.
-----
As was noted earlier today, Trump didn't put his hand on the bibles Melania was carrying when he said the oath. No doubt people will take this to mean his oath was "illegal" and therefore he should be removed from office. Or ignored, at the very least.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 20, 2025 04:42 PM (BpYfr)

72 That's not a guillotine, it's a glory hole.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism


So, a cigar cutter?

Posted by: mikeski at January 20, 2025 04:42 PM (DgGvY)

73 Those people are the loons created by Tik Tok and big Pharma, a collaboration really

Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2025 04:42 PM (KQk9m)

74 I saw some guy on X insisting Trump would not get inaugurated.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at January 20, 2025 04:42 PM (kTd/k)

75 From the previous thread: The X buzz is all of the nonviolent J6 protesters are being pardoned; and the others [presumably the ones who defended themselves after the cops launched their attack] meaning the 'violent' ones will have their sentences commuted.

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 20, 2025 04:42 PM (5LoD7)

76 Is it legal to bring a guillotine to a public place?
Posted by: Long night... darkness lifted


I don't know. Does it have one of those things that go up?

Posted by: Dandolo at January 20, 2025 04:42 PM (3QsZU)

77 I thought it sounded a bit kookoo at first but if they're using menstrual blooth...at least they're making it make sense.

Posted by: eleven at January 20, 2025 04:42 PM (fV+MH)

78 oh, great...Brit Hume is droning on about events from 100 years ago...

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2025 04:42 PM (g47mK)

79 I haven't seen an outfit like that since Spy vs. Spy.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - birds are an op at January 20, 2025 04:39 PM (AUL7F)

...

C'mon. I wore it better in The Shadow.

Posted by: Alec Baldwin at January 20, 2025 04:42 PM (z/ifB)

80 Does Soyjack in that second video have something, um, special in his mustache?

Posted by: Supreme Gentleman at January 20, 2025 04:42 PM (ScFGB)

81 Betting site for number of J6 pardons by end of today:

https://tinyurl.com/jh2eae5x

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 20, 2025 04:43 PM (Dm8we)

82 Carmen San Diego is correct as someone mentioned above

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 20, 2025 04:43 PM (WF/xn)

83 @70 This is what the Biden cabal wrought. The invaders are not going to go back gently.

Posted by: lizabth at January 20, 2025 04:43 PM (Jfw7U)

84 Melania is doing exactly what in Ness-cessary to ensure The Donald remains …untouchable!

*puts on sunglasses *
Yeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2025 04:43 PM (Hkcdp)

85 9 They claimed that they were shown the signs of this by astrology, tarot readings, Reading their period blood (!!!), and various BlueAnon "leaks" from government insiders.
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Menstrual auguries are new to me.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 04:34 PM (L5WFg)

They're for in-augur-ations.

Posted by: m at January 20, 2025 04:43 PM (VnUSN)

86 Melania looks like she's carrying some kind of weapon.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at January 20, 2025 04:43 PM (kTd/k)

87 57 She wore a hat to hide her eyes, and expression of disgust at the clowns at the inauguration.
Posted by: runner at January 20, 2025 04:41 PM (g47mK)

--=---
Ha! Runner. See my comment at 52

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 20, 2025 04:43 PM (PMtkd)

88 Never match wits with a Slovenian when death is on the line.

Posted by: eleven at January 20, 2025 04:44 PM (fV+MH)

89
PDJT is keeping TT around so we all can be entertained by whacked out statists screeching at the sky and beyond for another 90 days.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 20, 2025 04:44 PM (xG4kz)

90 37 Melania is standing guard over her man. Don't poke the Mama Tiger.
Posted by: ALH is a girl
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Your right. I noticed some inflections over the past hour or so that indicate a subtle dominance. [there is a derringer in the crown of that hat along with a hidden dirk (who knows where)].

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 20, 2025 04:44 PM (nwgUR)

91 It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood!

Posted by: kallisto at January 20, 2025 04:44 PM (91Fs6)

92 oh, great...Brit Hume is droning on about events from 100 years ago...
Posted by: runner at January 20, 2025 04:42 PM (g47mK)

He should rip a fart, sounds better

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 20, 2025 04:44 PM (WF/xn)

93 72 That's not a guillotine, it's a glory hole.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism

So, a cigar cutter?
Posted by: mikeski at January 20, 2025 04:42 PM (DgGvY)


Yeah, that's it. That's the ticket.

Posted by: Tommy Flanagan, Gender-affirming surgeon at January 20, 2025 04:44 PM (PiwSw)

94 Just a thought . . . but maybe it's time we, I dunno, stopped paying attention to what these loons babble. A hebephrenic schizophrenic may gabble a lot of words and noises, but the only people who may pay attention are his psychiatrists. The people who work in the front office of the mental hospital don't, let alone folks who don't even work there.

Sure, keep up the security, of course, watching for clowns who will really take a shot at Trump. But soy-creatures who are forest-bathing? In *winter*? Ignore.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 20, 2025 04:44 PM (omVj0)

95 76 Is it legal to bring a guillotine to a public place?
Posted by: Long night... darkness lifted


I don't know. Does it have one of those things that go up?
Posted by: Dandolo at January 20, 2025 04:42 PM (3QsZU)

; )

Posted by: m at January 20, 2025 04:44 PM (VnUSN)

96 38 I haven't seen an outfit like that since Spy vs. Spy.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - birds are an op at January 20, 2025 04:39 PM (AUL7F)


She is settling all accounts today....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at January 20, 2025 04:45 PM (SRRAx)

97 Melania looks like she's carrying some kind of weapon.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at January 20, 2025


***
A deadly poisoned stiletto heel, and she's not afraid to use it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 20, 2025 04:45 PM (omVj0)

98 Melania looks great, but I truly expect Mary Poppjns to show up and join her.

Posted by: Dandolo at January 20, 2025 04:45 PM (3QsZU)

99 Melania is standing over Trump like she’s his domme.
I don’t know, maybe it’s the outfit?

Posted by: kallisto at January 20, 2025 04:45 PM (91Fs6)

100 62 It really is a pretty badass hat.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty

Needs a razor brim like Kung Lao's.
Posted by: mikeski at January 20, 2025 04:41 PM (DgGvY)

Odd Job had one too...

Posted by: Bond, James Bond at January 20, 2025 04:45 PM (QAkQ3)

101 My face hurts from smiling.

I LOVE Melania's suit and hat. Got the message loud and clear with her beauty:
"It is not my first rodeo and I am serious and deadly gorgeous.Do not tread on me or my husband."

We are back! It is glorious! Thank God and Americans who voted in November!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 20, 2025 04:45 PM (gi+MR)

102 45 It really is a pretty badass hat.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 20, 2025 04:40 PM

I just wish she would have thought about how The Donald would look on the kiss-cam when he tried to kiss her at the swearing in ceremony.

Posted by: Moonbeam at January 20, 2025 04:45 PM (rbKZ6)

103 Never match wits with a Slovenian when death is on the line.
Posted by: eleven

Inconceivable!

Posted by: Tonypete at January 20, 2025 04:45 PM (WXNFJ)

104 The latest theory I heard was this: That government agents were preparing to swarm-arrest Trump for electoral fraud, but what they needed to cinch the case was for him to take the oath of office, which would... I don't know, complete the crime or show intent or something.
++++
Which is why Roberts fumbled the oath and hurried through it and made Trump do it before Melania or the bible were ready! He was in on a counter-conspiracy to catch the Great Men of Greatness off-guard and protect Trump!!!!!!

Posted by: Crazy Person at January 20, 2025 04:45 PM (L5WFg)

105 99 Melania is standing over Trump like she’s his domme.
I don’t know, maybe it’s the outfit?
Posted by: kallisto at January 20, 2025 04:45 PM (91Fs6)

They really should have got her a chair... basic manners... her heels must be killin her.

Posted by: Bond, James Bond at January 20, 2025 04:46 PM (QAkQ3)

106 Has Melania had prior experience with Gadaffi's guard?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at January 20, 2025 04:46 PM (kTd/k)

107 But soy-creatures who are forest-bathing? In *winter*? Ignore.

The pneumonia might get them..

Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2025 04:46 PM (KQk9m)

108 Joe Biden just called, and wants to know why he's in a bus terminal in Bismarck, ND, and he's apparently soiled himself.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 20, 2025 04:41 PM (xCA6C)


Worst part: He's actually at a Wal-Mart in Indiana, and doesn't have a phone with him at all.

But it is true that he soiled himself.

Posted by: Dr. T at January 20, 2025 04:46 PM (lHPJf)

109 I just wish she would have thought about how The Donald would look on the kiss-cam when he tried to kiss her at the swearing in ceremony.
Posted by: Moonbeam at January 20, 2025 04:45 PM (rbKZ6)

I thought that was hilarious!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2025 04:46 PM (+iIV1)

110 I finally realized the words that best describe the outfit First Lady Melania Trump is wearing:

Mafia. Mess around and find out.

PS: It feels wonderful typing "First Lady Melania Trump" again.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 20, 2025 04:46 PM (VNX3d)

111
Nobody remembers Bussetta from The Godfather Part II?

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 04:46 PM (wZO0u)

112 LOVE the visual of her behind him... the female of the species is deadlier than the male. They should be thankful her husband was elected, not her! 😄

Posted by: Momlady at January 20, 2025 04:46 PM (oSMjG)

113 "Team DeLulu" are the mentally ill progressives and communists who swear -- or swore -- that they had inside information that Trump would never take office. They claimed that they were shown the signs of this by astrology, tarot readings, Reading their period blood (!!!), and various BlueAnon "leaks" from government insiders.


Being batshit fucking crazy is a feature not a bug for these people and their fellow travelers. And yet they insist THEY are the ones guided by reason.

Posted by: But traditional Christians, they're the real weirdos at January 20, 2025 04:46 PM (ybSPO)

114 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7vfD483jt8

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 20, 2025 04:46 PM (nwgUR)

115 "Alex Jones Atomic Defense" health supplement. Reminds me of the great Ryan Long skit on left-wing vs. right-wing pod-cast sponsors.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Eg5Zv70j20

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at January 20, 2025 04:46 PM (lg881)

116 102 45 It really is a pretty badass hat.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 20, 2025 04:40 PM

I just wish she would have thought about how The Donald would look on the kiss-cam when he tried to kiss her at the swearing in ceremony.
Posted by: Moonbeam at January 20, 2025 04:45 PM (rbKZ6)

It looked like they had practiced that move before.

Posted by: m at January 20, 2025 04:46 PM (VnUSN)

117 Any word on the J6'ers?

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 20, 2025 04:46 PM (2cS/G)

118 104 The latest theory I heard was this: That government agents were preparing to swarm-arrest Trump for electoral fraud, but what they needed to cinch the case was for him to take the oath of office, which would... I don't know, complete the crime or show intent or something.
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Which is why Roberts fumbled the oath and hurried through it and made Trump do it before Melania or the bible were ready! He was in on a counter-conspiracy to catch the Great Men of Greatness off-guard and protect Trump!!!!!!
Posted by: Crazy Person at January 20, 2025 04:45 PM (L5WFg)

this is right up there with the Bill Barr 'trust the plan' crap the right went through.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 20, 2025 04:47 PM (QAkQ3)

119 > The motorcade, with all the fencing and concrete barricades is sad. Very dystopian.
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There is a credible threat that he'd be assassinated if he so much as opened a car window. The list of bad actors is lengthy. Iran, the long list of Middle Eastern terrorists allowed into the country, pro-terrorist students, radicalized homeboys, Democrats in general, the alphabet people, etc.

The question I have about all that is what are the security apparatuses doing about it? Beside providing assistance and intel.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 20, 2025 04:47 PM (Q4IgG)

120
The radio and television stations will be taken first. Then tanks surround the White House...

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 20, 2025 04:47 PM (dxSpM)

121 Did they borrow the guillotine from the Canadian health services? Because euthanasia isn’t just for sad left-wing Canucks.

Posted by: electronic means at January 20, 2025 04:47 PM (wFFVS)

122 Is Steiner still coming ?

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 20, 2025 04:47 PM (WF/xn)

123 >>It really is a pretty badass hat.


You can't go wrong with a hat like that.

Posted by: Father Guido Sarducci at January 20, 2025 04:47 PM (snN/i)

124 Ha! Runner. See my comment at 52
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 20, 2025 04:43 PM (PMtkd)

old trick !

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2025 04:47 PM (g47mK)

125 I just wish she would have thought about how The Donald would look on the kiss-cam when he tried to kiss her at the swearing in ceremony.
Posted by: Moonbeam

It looked like they had practiced that move before.
Posted by: m


Melania is the sort of woman who would own many hats.

Posted by: mikeski at January 20, 2025 04:47 PM (DgGvY)

126 1 st
Posted by: ALH is a girl at January 20, 2025 04:32 PM


Not a Primus Noctae, but congratulations-worthy nonetheless!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 20, 2025 04:48 PM (a3Q+t)

127 78 oh, great...Brit Hume is droning on about events from 100 years ago...
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One of the greatest US presidents was Calvin Coolidge who served about 100 years ago. Just sayin'

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 20, 2025 04:48 PM (fs1hN)

128
Needs a razor brim like Kung Lao's.
Posted by: mikeski at January 20, 2025 04:41 PM (DgGvY)

Flawless victory. Fatality.

Posted by: Mortal Kombat voice at January 20, 2025 04:48 PM (ybSPO)

129 BTW - until the end of September, Fauci was being guarded by nine Federal marshals, at a cost of $7.5 million a year.

I bet he screamed when his protection was withdrawn.

Posted by: Genghis Khan! at January 20, 2025 04:49 PM (uxCna)

130 Is Steiner still coming ?
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 20, 2025 04:47 PM


Given he's dead, he's probably not even breathing hard.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 20, 2025 04:49 PM (a3Q+t)

131 Is Brit Hume still a thing?

And by thing I mean alive.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 20, 2025 04:49 PM (PMtkd)

132 If fucking Fauci gets a pardon everyone should. Nothing they did comes close to what that stupid shrimp did to the world.
Add to that commutng Leonard Pelt whatever...

Posted by: Reforger at January 20, 2025 04:49 PM (xcIvR)

133 What happens when Hitler finds out Hitler was just inaugurated? Is this a time travel paradox?

Posted by: electronic means at January 20, 2025 04:49 PM (wFFVS)

134 Melania looks like she's carrying some kind of weapon.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at January 20, 2025

***
A deadly poisoned stiletto heel, and she's not afraid to use it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 20, 2025 04:45 PM (omVj0)

Nice!

Posted by: Col. Rosa Klebb, SMERSH at January 20, 2025 04:49 PM (Aqu9a)

135 this is right up there with the Bill Barr 'trust the plan' crap the right went through.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 20, 2025 04:47 PM (QAkQ3)
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Yup. Just accelerated, concentrated and distilled.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 04:49 PM (L5WFg)

136 Desilu > Team DeLuLu

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 20, 2025 04:49 PM (QGaXH)

137 One of the greatest US presidents was Calvin Coolidge who served about 100 years ago. Just sayin'
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 20, 2025 04:48 PM (fs1hN)


Brit Hume: "When I was covering Bill Clinton's inaugurations..." dude, that was like 1/2 century ago...

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2025 04:49 PM (g47mK)

138 They added Conan to Mortal Kombat, unfortunately it is Arnold Conan

Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2025 04:49 PM (KQk9m)

139 Insurrectionists brought a guillotine to threaten people from inaugurating Trump into office. I'm sure Jake Tapper, Brian Stelter, and the criminally-pardoned Liz Cheney and Adam Kinzinger will be talking about this threat a lot:
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Yes, only gallows brought by FBI actors are literal death threats requiring criminal charges.

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 20, 2025 04:49 PM (5LoD7)

140

I'm sure you all know this. A Border Patrol agent was shot and killed on the Vermont/Canada border.

Sorry if this has been posted already.

Posted by: four seasons at January 20, 2025 04:49 PM (3ek7K)

141 Julie Kelly @julie_kelly2
Rep. Massie asks Wray about accomplices. Wray emphasizes as of now there is no evidence of cooperators.

Says descriptions of Crooks as a "loner" is consistent, list of contacts is short. But he used encrypted chat apps and had 2 devices.

Massie plays Biden clip claiming gallows were built to hang Mike Pence now asking about J6 gallows...Wray says he doesn't recall gallows??

Massie shows suspicious individual on gallows, asks if person has been arrested and charged.

Wray brags about headcount for J6...Massie goes back to questions on gallows and whether they were going to be used to kill Pence.

Asks if any FBI sources were involved in construction of gallows--Wray says not to his knowledge.

Dipshit Jayapal claims the gallows were legit.

Julie Kelly @julie_kelly2
Using Biden's own words, @RepThomasMassie calls claims that gallows were built to hang Mike Pence on J6 another assassination attempt.

Wray acts dumb about existence of gallows, pivots to bragging about J6 convictions, then insists he doesn't think any feds were involved:
https://tinyurl.com/52pv5u4n
2:51 minutes

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 20, 2025 04:49 PM (5LoD7)

142 Ken Silva @JD_Cashless Dec 17
I think we can reasonably conclude that construction of the Jan. 6 "gallows" was a fed op.

According to today's new J6 report, Capitol employees destroyed them the very next day and loaded the pieces a dump truck instead of collecting them as evidence. They didn't track the guys who made them, either, and the FBI claims to not know who built them.

DC_Draino @DC_Draino Dec 17
I challenge anyone reading this to go build gallows on Capitol grounds and let me know how long it takes until police detain you for doing so
I’d say less than 10 minutes
The only time this was permissible was on January 6 and zero officers intervened for more than 24 hours
Ask yourself - were these built by a Trump supporter?
Or Feds...
And why haven’t the FBI found them?
Or the pipe bomber?
I bet it’s for the same reasons!

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 20, 2025 04:50 PM (5LoD7)

143 Brit Hume. Why do they keep on digging up that fossil.

Posted by: WisRich at January 20, 2025 04:50 PM (G0vdT)

144 Loving this military band music.

Posted by: m at January 20, 2025 04:50 PM (VnUSN)

145 Willowed, as I am actually at work and running things here nominally.

602 That and fisting those 51 IC fucksticks.
Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at January 20, 2025 03:49 PM

Reinstate the Garand as our rifle for the trifecta!

Lets not be hasty.
I am looking at a very tidy 1903 Springfield to buy from a friend. As its is the worst made of all the Mauser copies I may pass.

Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at January 20, 2025 04:50 PM (bgJ0E)

146 76 Is it legal to bring a guillotine to a public place?
Posted by: Long night... darkness lifted

I don't know. Does it have one of those things that go up?
Posted by: Dandolo at January 20, 2025 04:42 PM (3QsZU)


And back down again!

THHHWACK 🤣🤣🤣

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at January 20, 2025 04:50 PM (SRRAx)

147 I got a Billy Drago vibe from Mrs. Trump's outfit. But. And This Is Important: she is much, much prettier than Billy Drago. But the menace is there.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Day 7 of Funemployment at January 20, 2025 04:50 PM (Ad8y9)

148
You People forgot about the time Melania went on a trip to Africa and she wore a "pith" hat. And that caused a fake, contrived "controversy," too.

Because the "pith" hat is a symbol of "white supremacy," you see.

btw, she looked marvelous in that whole "pith" outfit.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 04:51 PM (wZO0u)

149 I don't know what carmen san diego is

I attribute this to not owning an TV

Posted by: Don Black at January 20, 2025 04:51 PM (AOsQT)

150 btw, she looked marvelous in that whole "pith" outfit.
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 04:51 PM (wZO0u)
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Pithy comment

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 04:51 PM (L5WFg)

151
Melania is taking names and she isn't taking any shit from people now. Good for her!

Posted by: four seasons at January 20, 2025 04:51 PM (3ek7K)

152 ...US President Donald Trump is expected to lift the Biden administration's freeze on the supply of 2,000-pound bombs to Israel in his first days in office, Walla News reported on Monday, citing an interview with the Israeli envoy to Washington.

Trump is also expected to reverse sanctions the Biden administration imposed against Israeli settlers accused of violent attacks against Palestinians in the occupied West Bank, Israeli ambassador to the US Mike Herzog told Walla News...

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2025 04:51 PM (g47mK)

153 Just another day with nothing for me to do.

It is just like I am still the VP !!!!

Posted by: Kamal Harris at January 20, 2025 04:52 PM (gaVwl)

154 148
You People forgot about the time Melania went on a trip to Africa and she wore a "pith" hat. And that caused a fake, contrived "controversy," too.

Because the "pith" hat is a symbol of "white supremacy," you see.

btw, she looked marvelous in that whole "pith" outfit.
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 04:51 PM (wZO0u)

I remember it pithing people off.

Posted by: m at January 20, 2025 04:52 PM (VnUSN)

155 "occupied West bank " , is Judea and Samaria, and is occupied by pali terrorists

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2025 04:52 PM (g47mK)

156 150 btw, she looked marvelous in that whole "pith" outfit.
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 04:51 PM (wZO0u)
++++
Pithy comment
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
____

Dayyumm!

Posted by: Mike Tyson at January 20, 2025 04:53 PM (fs1hN)

157 Ask yourself - were these built by a Trump supporter?
Or Feds...


I bet that the "Patriot Front" (aka Club Fed) has just ceased to exist.

A group consisting entirely of fit young males who covered their faces, and that the media showed zero interest in identifying.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 20, 2025 04:53 PM (uxCna)

158 "Team DeLulu" are the mentally ill progressives and communists who swear -- or swore -- that they had inside information that Trump would never take office.
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Biden's the real president, waiting in Mexico, for the arrest of Trump and all conspirators.

Posted by: Allowable Conspiracy Theories at January 20, 2025 04:53 PM (OaZlZ)

159
Does Soyjack in that second video have something, um, special in his mustache?
Posted by: Supreme Gentleman


A dried artisanal blend of nucleic acids and proteins.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 20, 2025 04:53 PM (xG4kz)

160 The whole world is reacting to Donald Trump's inauguration today. It's glorious!

Posted by: ALH is a girl at January 20, 2025 04:53 PM (+HzbQ)

161 If Natasha Fatale ever were to wear a hat, that would be it.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 20, 2025 04:53 PM (dg+HA)

162 Well, Melania made my day with her outfit, especially the hat. She's one of the few that would try and it one of the very few who could pull it off. Also, Ivanka hat a cute beret and now seems to be best friends with Carrie Underwood. And that's just the superficial, fun stuff in an otherwise solemn but completely joyous day.
May God continue to Bless America.

Posted by: LASue at January 20, 2025 04:53 PM (lCppi)

163 Brit Hume. Why do they keep on digging up that fossil.

I stopped watching Fox on election night, 2020, but my wife still watches it. Anyway, she was watching last night and today, and it's still the same tedious crew. Needless to say, I'm not going to go back to watching it.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 20, 2025 04:53 PM (xCA6C)

164 Melania Trump would look good in a Castleton sweatshirt, baggy sweats, a ball cap and Ugg boots.

In fact, that would be damn hawt.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Day 7 of Funemployment at January 20, 2025 04:53 PM (Ad8y9)

165 74 I saw some guy on X insisting Trump would not get inaugurated.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at January 20, 2025 04:42 PM (kTd/k)

Any updates?

Posted by: m at January 20, 2025 04:54 PM (VnUSN)

166 18,000 people in the Capital One Arena?

Posted by: m at January 20, 2025 04:54 PM (VnUSN)

167 They really should have got her a chair... basic manners... her heels must be killin her.

Trump said her feet were killing her, and that was before this picture!

Posted by: kallisto at January 20, 2025 04:54 PM (91Fs6)

168 Hands down Melania is fucking pissed off she has to do this another 4 years because they just couldnt let her husband retire in peace

I bet she's carrying a dagger right now just waiting for a lefty to give her a reason

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Mighty Fondler of MAGAshambas at January 20, 2025 04:54 PM (HYKHz)

169 With their backgrounds and educations, they don't qualify for much in the way of job training or for unemployment and/or certainly not for disability.

They spent their free time segregated and mocking God, deplorables and anything else that kept them separate & special from norms.

Imagine their shock they must do something normal for employment, obey work rules and keep those mouths shut in order to 'keep themselves' and their families.

As VDH ended his excellent article today, "...all the sad end of a sadder presidency."

Oh, well, for them I feel nothing. They have time and health on their side in most cases. Look how the J-6s have faired.

Posted by: L - When will we hit rock bottom? Today, I pray at January 20, 2025 04:54 PM (NFX2v)

170 The hat -

Has Jim Carrey alter-ego in The Mask been mentioned?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 20, 2025 04:55 PM (Jv+5B)

171 Anyway, she was watching last night and today, and it's still the same tedious crew.
____

Same, but with more make-up and plastic surgery.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 20, 2025 04:55 PM (fs1hN)

172 President's getting ready to sign EO's, he's inside the arena.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 20, 2025 04:55 PM (nwgUR)

173 I remember it pithing people off.
Posted by: m at January 20, 2025 04:52 PM (VnUSN)


Well played.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2025 04:55 PM (W/lyH)

174 I imagine there are a few Democrats who would be down for a little dominatrix action with Melania.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at January 20, 2025 04:55 PM (kTd/k)

175 >>Melania Trump would look good in a Castleton sweatshirt, baggy sweats, a ball cap and Ugg boots.


Boots wit da fur.

Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2025 04:55 PM (snN/i)

176 btw, she looked marvelous in that whole "pith" outfit.
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 04:51 PM (wZO0u)

I remember it pithing people off.

Posted by: m at January 20, 2025 04:52 PM (VnUSN)

they were pithing up a wet rope.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 20, 2025 04:55 PM (VwHCD)

177 From that link on Melania's outfit, I learned that hat was hand sewn..twice. The first was crushed in the mail. And he didn't know if she would wear it. There was a hat for the first inauguration that she chose not to wear.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 20, 2025 04:55 PM (NQtI0)

178

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7vfD483jt8

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 20, 2025 04:55 PM (nwgUR)

179 Carrie Underwood did very well today. And she's got great gams.

I am in an insanely good mood right now.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Day 7 of Funemployment at January 20, 2025 04:55 PM (Ad8y9)

180 Melania looks like a cross between morticia adams and Lee van cleef from the good the bad and the ugly (in a good way).

She's out of chewing gum.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 20, 2025 04:55 PM (OA79/)

181 A border patrol agent has been killed in Vermont while trying to apprehend an illegal. This according to Newsmax.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 20, 2025 04:56 PM (paSBy)

182 I imagine there are a few Democrats who would be down for a little dominatrix action with Melania.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at January 20, 2025 04:55 PM (kTd/k)

None of them being the men, dickless bastards they are.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 20, 2025 04:56 PM (VwHCD)

183 Jake Tapper goes full Burn Book to an audience of tens on CNN: "The number of texts I'm getting about what Melania Trump is wearing is zero."


Proof that Jake Fapper's CNN and social media audiences are all f_ggots.

Posted by: Gref at January 20, 2025 04:56 PM (aBgBM)

184
Just saw on the Daily Mail. Giorgia Meloni was at the church this morning. And guess who was right there with her? Elon.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 20, 2025 04:56 PM (w6EFb)

185 Lets not be hasty.
I am looking at a very tidy 1903 Springfield to buy from a friend. As its is the worst made of all the Mauser copies I may pass.
Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at January 20, 2025 04:50 PM


The "very tidy" indicates significant interest, and I read the last sentence as a negotiating tactic. When you get to dickering on price, you might try the line "Best I can do is $$."

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 20, 2025 04:56 PM (a3Q+t)

186
The move in/move out at the White House is ongoing. The Trumps can't go there until 5:30.

I know Melania must want to get off her feet.

Posted by: four seasons at January 20, 2025 04:56 PM (3ek7K)

187 >>> I got a Billy Drago vibe from Mrs. Trump's outfit. But. And This Is Important: she is much, much prettier than Billy Drago. But the menace is there.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Day 7 of Funemployment at January 20, 2025 04:50 PM (Ad8y9)

====

I got a "I’m here to chew bubble gum and and kick ass" vibe from her today. And I found it to be hot.

Posted by: Turn 2 at January 20, 2025 04:56 PM (JfxgE)

188 This is My Country. Hell yeah.

Posted by: Scarymary at January 20, 2025 04:56 PM (whIlM)

189 Ace I doubt you are here, but do you recall a better day than today at the HQ? I don’t…

Posted by: tubal at January 20, 2025 04:56 PM (PCK5/)

190 Melania looks like a cross between morticia adams and Lee van cleef from the good the bad and the ugly (in a good way).

She's out of chewing gum.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless

That's an excellent description of her today. Bravo.

Posted by: Tuna at January 20, 2025 04:57 PM (oaGWv)

191 I understand they bleth the pith down in Africa.

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 20, 2025 04:57 PM (5LoD7)

192 I remember them almost literally orgasming when Mooch showed her bare arms

Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2025 04:57 PM (KQk9m)

193 A friend's daughter is in the Capital Arena and was just invited to move from a nosebleed seat to the ground level. Amazing seats. What a thrill!

Posted by: LASue at January 20, 2025 04:57 PM (lCppi)

194 84 Melania is doing exactly what in Ness-cessary to ensure The Donald remains …untouchable!

*puts on sunglasses *
Yeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!
Posted by: Lizzy

👍🥂

Posted by: L - When will we hit rock bottom? Today, I pray at January 20, 2025 04:57 PM (NFX2v)

195 Holy Cow! Did Pastor Lorenzo Sewell rock his prayer!!

Posted by: Tonypete at January 20, 2025 04:57 PM (WXNFJ)

196
Also, some photos of Giorgia and Milei yucking it up.

Javier whispered something funny in her ear, and she cracked up.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 20, 2025 04:57 PM (w6EFb)

197 The executive orders are going to start in a few minutes. Trump is on his way to the arena and is going to sign a bunch live. This is going to be a trip to watch. 1) 1/6 prisoners pardoned , five minute standing ovation 2) declassify JFK , RFK, MLK files , five minute standing o, 3) troops who refused shots rehired w/back pay , five minute standing o etc, etc , etc

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 20, 2025 04:58 PM (6v8aM)

198 "The list of bad actors is lengthy. Iran, the long list of Middle Eastern terrorists allowed into the country, pro-terrorist students, radicalized homeboys, Democrats in general, the alphabet people, etc."

And Methodists.

Posted by: B. Saddles at January 20, 2025 04:58 PM (dg+HA)

199 14 Melania is very fashionable today. But I can't help but chuckle at the little bit of a Hamburglar vibe.
Posted by: Bert G at January 20, 2025 04:35 PM (VARTN)
__________________

I immediately went with the Spy v. Spy vibe.

Posted by: Orson at January 20, 2025 04:58 PM (dIske)

200 NGL, the fact that the TikTok lunatics will be able to wail about Trump's inauguration on TikTok because of Trump is a special kind of delicious.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 20, 2025 04:58 PM (ExV1e)

201 163 Brit Hume. Why do they keep on digging up that fossil.

I stopped watching Fox on election night, 2020, but my wife still watches it. Anyway, she was watching last night and today, and it's still the same tedious crew. Needless to say, I'm not going to go back to watching it.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 20, 2025 04:53 PM (xCA6C)
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Same here. Hadn't watched in years. Turned it on about a month ago to follow Trump news and found the same tiresome people.

Posted by: WisRich at January 20, 2025 04:58 PM (G0vdT)

202 71 The latest theory I heard was this: That government agents were preparing to swarm-arrest Trump for electoral fraud, but what they needed to cinch the case was for him to take the oath of office, which would... I don't know, complete the crime or show intent or something.
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As was noted earlier today, Trump didn't put his hand on the bibles Melania was carrying when he said the oath. No doubt people will take this to mean his oath was "illegal" and therefore he should be removed from office. Or ignored, at the very least.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 20, 2025 04:42 PM (BpYfr)

If hand-on-bible is absolutely necessary - how do you swear in somebody with a missing hand or hands? On no arm? Or who can't speak? Or has no arms or legs and can't hear or speak?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 20, 2025 04:58 PM (QGaXH)

203 Melania looks like a cross between morticia adams and Lee van cleef from the good the bad and the ugly (in a good way).

She's out of chewing gum.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless


Speaking of... we just rewatched They Live. I guess that's where the quote began? (BTW, it was a little slow and disjointed and really dragged in parrts, but I enjoyed it. )

Posted by: LASue at January 20, 2025 04:58 PM (lCppi)

204 Has MPPPP been on the thread yet today? If there is anything that can turn a frown upside down, it would be today's proceedings.

I hope he's happy today.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 20, 2025 04:59 PM (/yEdt)

205 183 Jake Tapper goes full Burn Book to an audience of tens on CNN: "The number of texts I'm getting about what Melania Trump is wearing is zero."

Proof that Jake Fapper's CNN and social media audiences are all f_ggots.
Posted by: Gref at January 20, 2025 04:56 PM (aBgBM)

Akshually, the gheys are probably commenting a lot on it. In fact, Fapper's "burn" indicates that he may well be one of them.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at January 20, 2025 04:59 PM (lg881)

206 Interesting read - The Last Refuge did a deeper dive on who ELSE was pardoned today:

https://tinyurl.com/mr2euvcf

Posted by: 496 at January 20, 2025 04:59 PM (fldWr)

207 Pithy!

Posted by: That Guy who shouts "Pithy!" at January 20, 2025 04:59 PM (a3Q+t)

208 I immediately went with the Spy v. Spy vibe.
Posted by: Orson at January 20, 2025 04:58 PM (dIske)

Boris and Natasha.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at January 20, 2025 04:59 PM (kTd/k)

209 One thing to consider about the US taking back control of the Panama Canal:

I suspect that give us the right to inspect the cargo of any ship.

You know, Chinese ships full of illegal people and drugs?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 20, 2025 04:59 PM (I9fAe)

210 189 Ace I doubt you are here, but do you recall a better day than today at the HQ? I don’t…
Posted by: tubal at January 20, 2025 04:56 PM (PCK5/)

In terms of what? Happy campers?

Posted by: m at January 20, 2025 04:59 PM (VnUSN)

211 No one should be allowed to criticize Melania’s outfits unless they can prove they’ve been on the cover of more fashion magazines than she has.

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at January 20, 2025 04:59 PM (VWFmc)

212 I dont get Jake Fapper’s comment about nobody texting him about Melanie’s outfit. Is that supposed to be some kind of femme-boy dis that nobody is talking anout her? As opposed to the millions of texted he’d get about “Dr” Jill’s fishnets or Big Mike’s crotch bulge?

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 20, 2025 04:59 PM (queT3)

213 don't know what carmen san diego is

I attribute this to not owning an TV
Posted by: Don Black at January 20, 2025


***
It was a game, I believe, and an animated TV show, Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego? She was a master villain and you had to figure out where she was hiding in the world. It taught geography as well as entertained. (I think; I was a little too old for it) She was famously depicted with broad-brimmed hats a la The Shadow.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 20, 2025 04:59 PM (omVj0)

214 Proof that Jake Fapper's CNN and social media audiences are all f_ggots.
Posted by: Gref at January 20, 2025 04:56 PM (aBgBM)

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LOL fags indeed.
Jake Tapper is trying to be catty like a girl and he's unsurprisingly good at it.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 20, 2025 05:00 PM (PMtkd)

215 Haven't watched FOX for 10 years or so, but today is a special day, and RSBN does not get ALL of the coverage.

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2025 05:00 PM (g47mK)

216 If hand-on-bible is absolutely necessary - how do you swear in somebody with a missing hand or hands? On no arm? Or who can't speak? Or has no arms or legs and can't hear or speak?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 20, 2025 04:58 PM


This!

Posted by: Michelle Fields at January 20, 2025 05:00 PM (a3Q+t)

217 That White House needs to be ozonated and every square inch bathed in UV light. Then scrubbed down with bleach, then call in a young priest, and an old priest.

Posted by: kallisto at January 20, 2025 05:00 PM (91Fs6)

218 Sent out my first job application. Given the vibe of inauguration day, I am feeling confident.

Worst case, at least I tried. A good first try, perhaps. All's I know is I am highly qualified.

Sorry for the OT.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Day 7 of Funemployment at January 20, 2025 05:00 PM (Ad8y9)

219 10 Is it legal to bring a guillotine to a public place?
Posted by: Long night... darkness lifted. at January 20, 2025 04:35 PM (2NXcZ)

Is it an open carry state?

Heh.

Actually, I'd say the 2nd Amendment applies.

Posted by: tankdemon at January 20, 2025 05:00 PM (NB0Xg)

220 If hand-on-bible is absolutely necessary - how do you swear in somebody with a missing hand or hands? On no arm? Or who can't speak? Or has no arms or legs and can't hear or speak?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 20, 2025 04:58 PM (QGaXH)

It's like saying Beetlejuice 3 times, sigh.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at January 20, 2025 05:00 PM (lg881)

221 Whatever may be, Melania’s outfit was intentional, and pointed… make no doubt about that.

Posted by: tubal at January 20, 2025 05:00 PM (PCK5/)

222 156 150 btw, she looked marvelous in that whole "pith" outfit.
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 04:51 PM (wZO0u)
++++
Pithy comment
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
____

Dayyumm!
Posted by: Mike Tyson at January 20, 2025 04:53 PM (fs1hN)

That's right, Melania. Grab 'em by the pithy!

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 20, 2025 05:01 PM (/yEdt)

223 208 I immediately went with the Spy v. Spy vibe.
Posted by: Orson at January 20, 2025 04:58 PM (dIske)

Boris and Natasha.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at January 20, 2025 04:59 PM (kTd/k)


Yes. Natasha. But wait dies that mean she's a piloting stooge?

Wheels within wheels , man.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 20, 2025 05:01 PM (OA79/)

224 Madison Cornbread was never pardoned.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 20, 2025 05:01 PM (Y6IkP)

225 @218 Pug , good luck

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 20, 2025 05:01 PM (6v8aM)

226 Boris and Natasha.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at January 20, 2025 04:59 PM (kTd/k)


Unfortunately, Danny DeVito would be a perfect Boris.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 20, 2025 05:01 PM (PiwSw)

227 Those people at the Guillotine seem a little pompous and faggy.

Posted by: Earl Mann at January 20, 2025 05:01 PM (QxEBj)

228 I'd be willing to massage Melania's feet. Just saying.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at January 20, 2025 05:01 PM (kTd/k)

229
What is this, fucking baseball??

He didn't touch home plate!! He didn't touch the Bible!

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 05:01 PM (wZO0u)

230 This Asian lady in red is happy with how the day is progressing:
http://tiny.cc/izo6001

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 05:01 PM (L5WFg)

231 Melania looked great and very appropriate. Another inauguration outfit for the ages. Usha looked great too.

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2025 05:01 PM (g47mK)

232 I see Cecile Richards, former head of Planned Murder, Inc. died today.

That's a shame.

Anyway. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at January 20, 2025 05:01 PM (WXNFJ)

233 Piloting = putin.

Fu autocorrect.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 20, 2025 05:01 PM (OA79/)

234 It was a game, I believe, and an animated TV show, Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego? She was a master villain and you had to figure out where she was hiding in the world. It taught geography as well as entertained. (I think; I was a little too old for it) She was famously depicted with broad-brimmed hats a la The Shadow.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 20, 2025 04:59 PM (omVj0)
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There were a couple of games in the series. One focused on the here and now across the globe. Another had her going back and forth in time (and space).

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 20, 2025 05:01 PM (BpYfr)

235 Melania looks like a cross between morticia adams and Lee van cleef from the good the bad and the ugly (in a good way).

She's out of chewing gum.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless


Speaking of... we just rewatched They Live. I guess that's where the quote began? (BTW, it was a little slow and disjointed and really dragged in parrts, but I enjoyed it. )
Posted by: LASue at January 20, 2025 04:58 PM (lCppi)
———-

Yes, supposedly Roddy Piper ad-libbed that line. Great line, I use it all the time.

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 20, 2025 05:02 PM (queT3)

236
It doesn't count, you guys! He didn't touch the runner with his glove, you guys!

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 05:02 PM (wZO0u)

237 Little bioches.

Posted by: Plainoldtoast at January 20, 2025 05:02 PM (ZranW)

238 151
Melania is taking names and she isn't taking any shit from people now. Good for her!
Posted by: four seasons at January 20, 2025 04:51 PM (3ek7K)

Totally the message of her suit and hat today. I loved it.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 20, 2025 05:02 PM (gi+MR)

239 >>I remember them almost literally orgasming when Mooch showed her bare arms


They were trying to pull your eyes away from her third leg.

Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2025 05:02 PM (snN/i)

240 210 189 Ace I doubt you are here, but do you recall a better day than today at the HQ? I don’t…
Posted by: tubal at January 20, 2025 04:56 PM (PCK5/)

In terms of what? Happy campers?
Posted by: m at January 20, 2025 04:59 PM (VnUSN)

Very… to be negative or morose today would be a … tell..

Posted by: tubal at January 20, 2025 05:02 PM (PCK5/)

241 >221 Whatever may be, Melania’s outfit was intentional, and pointed… make no doubt about that.


It was her FAFO look. And she rocked it. I loved the hat.

Posted by: Scarymary at January 20, 2025 05:02 PM (whIlM)

242 4 Pray for Trump he has a female Secret Service driver
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at January 20, 2025 04:33 PM (FCrpy)

Pray for the driver because he will cop a feel through the seat.

Posted by: Madison Cornbread, Under Oath at January 20, 2025 05:02 PM (x8aYy)

243
He didn't say "simon says" you guys!

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 05:02 PM (wZO0u)

244 138 They added Conan to Mortal Kombat, unfortunately it is Arnold Conan

Right, should be Conan O'Brian.

Posted by: Bensdad00 at January 20, 2025 05:03 PM (F/35S)

245 231 Melania looked great and very appropriate. Another inauguration outfit for the ages. Usha looked great too.
Posted by: runner at January 20, 2025 05:01 PM (g47mK)

I'm paraphrasing what another Moron wrote earlier today, but Oregon Muse would be smiling down on this scene from Heaven right about now. Classy ladies dressed classily.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 20, 2025 05:03 PM (/yEdt)

246 Is it legal to bring a guillotine to a public place?
Posted by: Long night... darkness lifted. at January 20, 2025 04:35 PM (2NXcZ)

Is it an open carry state?

Heh.

Actually, I'd say the 2nd Amendment applies.
Posted by: tankdemon at January 20, 2025 05:00 PM (NB0Xg)
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Does a guillotine classify as a weapon?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 20, 2025 05:03 PM (BpYfr)

247 "The list of bad actors is lengthy. Iran, the long list of Middle Eastern terrorists allowed into the country, pro-terrorist students, radicalized homeboys, Democrats in general, the alphabet people, etc."

And Methodists.
=====
It was a decade ago when I last looked, but there once was a "what we believe as Methodists" type of document out there for one of the mainline sects, and I observed that most of the people who sat in Methodists pews at the time didn't believe half of what was written in the document. Lots of people in those pews might as well have given up on going to church because they had essentially given up on believing in God, the Bible, or anything else that was official "Methodist" doctrine.

Posted by: Crusader at January 20, 2025 05:03 PM (azSra)

248 You calling me a 'pithy'?

Posted by: mike tyson at January 20, 2025 05:03 PM (5LoD7)

249 218 Sent out my first job application. Given the vibe of inauguration day, I am feeling confident.

Worst case, at least I tried. A good first try, perhaps. All's I know is I am highly qualified.

Sorry for the OT.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Day 7 of Funemployment at January 20, 2025 05:00 PM (Ad8y9)

Good luck!

Posted by: m at January 20, 2025 05:03 PM (VnUSN)

250 Posted by: LASue at January 20, 2025 04:53 PM (lCppi)

Tiffany Trump was also looking gorgeous today. Such a good looking family.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at January 20, 2025 05:03 PM (GDrd7)

251 The rainbow flag and the guillotine. Those homos are amateurs.

Posted by: Gas Powered Wood Chipper at January 20, 2025 05:03 PM (R/m4+)

252 That White House needs to be ozonated and every square inch bathed in UV light. Then scrubbed down with bleach, then call in a young priest, and an old priest.
Posted by: kallisto at January 20, 2025 05:00 PM (91Fs6)
++++
Better get a rabbi and one of those Voodoo shamans from Louisiana, too. Can't be too careful when it comes to sanitizing that space.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 05:03 PM (L5WFg)

253 If Natasha Fatale ever were to wear a hat, that would be it.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 20, 2025


***
I think you're right on the name. I don't know where I got "Natasha Nogoodnik" -- though it would be right in keeping with the Rocky & Bullwinkle style.

"And now here's something you'll *really* like!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 20, 2025 05:04 PM (omVj0)

254 "He didn't say "simon says" you guys!
Posted by: Soothsayer"


Now you've got me worried. Stop fucking around!

Posted by: eleven at January 20, 2025 05:04 PM (fV+MH)

255 It was a game, I believe, and an animated TV show, Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego? She was a master villain and you had to figure out where she was hiding in the world. It taught geography as well as entertained. (I think; I was a little too old for it) She was famously depicted with broad-brimmed hats a la The Shadow.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 20, 2025 04:59 PM (omVj0)
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There were a couple of games in the series. One focused on the here and now across the globe. Another had her going back and forth in time (and space).
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 20, 2025 05:01 PM (BpYfr)


Oh, I loved that show growing up. Both of them, actually.

Posted by: Dr. T at January 20, 2025 05:04 PM (lHPJf)

256 "The economy is excellent"


Quote from CBS taking head moments ago.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 20, 2025 05:04 PM (a1415)

257 195 Holy Cow! Did Pastor Lorenzo Sewell rock his prayer!!

And a nod to MLK on his special day

Posted by: kallisto at January 20, 2025 05:04 PM (91Fs6)

258 224 Madison Cornbread was never pardoned.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 20, 2025 05:01 PM (Y6IkP)

Did she ever testify at the J6 committee hearing? If she did, she might be.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 20, 2025 05:04 PM (/yEdt)

259 They were trying to pull your eyes away from her third leg.
Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2025 05:02 PM (snN/i)

------

hhhahhhhahahah

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 20, 2025 05:04 PM (PMtkd)

260 If hand-on-bible is absolutely necessary - how do you swear in somebody with a missing hand or hands? On no arm?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan


* checks rulebook *

Apparently, you balance the Bible on their head. If it falls off before the end of their Oath, it's a sign, and you have to have a new election.

Posted by: mikeski at January 20, 2025 05:04 PM (DgGvY)

261 haven't seen an outfit like that since Spy vs. Spy.
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^^^^^

Posted by: From about That Time at January 20, 2025 05:04 PM (AEFEN)

262 I'm paraphrasing what another Moron wrote earlier today, but Oregon Muse would be smiling down on this scene from Heaven right about now. Classy ladies dressed classily.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 20, 2025 05:03 PM (/yEdt)
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Lauren Sánchez has left the room.

Posted by: WisRich at January 20, 2025 05:04 PM (G0vdT)

263 Same here. Hadn't watched in years. Turned it on about a month ago to follow Trump news and found the same tiresome people.
Posted by: WisRich at January 20, 2025 04:58 PM (G0vdT)
******
They bring him out on days like this. He's rarely there, which is a good thing.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 20, 2025 05:04 PM (NpAcC)

264 244 138 They added Conan to Mortal Kombat, unfortunately it is Arnold Conan

Right, should be Conan O'Brian.
Posted by: Bensdad00 at January 20, 2025 05:03 PM (F/35S)

His finishing move could be a variation of The String Dance.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at January 20, 2025 05:05 PM (lg881)

265

The Vances have not been to their new home, the Naval Observatory. Kumula wouldn't let them in, so the Vances will arrive there not knowing what it looks like.

They have 3 young children and should have been allowed to tour it for safety and security issues for the children.

Posted by: four seasons at January 20, 2025 05:05 PM (3ek7K)

266 If one reason Melania chose the hat is because she knew it would make everyone talk about it, including the AWFLs and fashion magazine harridans, she nailed it.

Posted by: Gref at January 20, 2025 05:05 PM (aBgBM)

267 Jake spit out a cock to tweet that.

Posted by: sifty boones at January 20, 2025 05:05 PM (6Xwlh)

268 According to two Reuters witnesses, the Pentagon on Monday removed the portrait of Mark Milley, the retired Army general and former chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, in a move that happened within two hours of President Donald Trump's inauguration.

The Pentagon did not immediately respond to a question about why the portrait was removed days after its unveiling.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 20, 2025 05:06 PM (a3Q+t)

269 Today has been a great day for America.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 20, 2025 05:06 PM (PMtkd)

270 Huh. I just saw the clock on the TV and did the mental arithmetic to adjust it to Mountain Time.

I haven't lived that time zone for *years* and I rarely do that anymore, but sometimes it still happens.

Old habits die hard, and I had been subtracting two hours from ET displays my entire life

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 05:06 PM (L5WFg)

271 The Pentagon did not immediately respond to a question about why the portrait was removed days after its unveiling.

==

Mistakes were made....

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2025 05:06 PM (g47mK)

272 Besides Pastor Sewell, I also appreciated the prayer of Franklin Graham.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2025 05:06 PM (hYSQE)

273 Holy Cow! Did Pastor Lorenzo Sewell rock his prayer!!

And a nod to MLK on his special day
Posted by: kallisto at January 20, 2025 05:04 PM (91Fs6)
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Brilliant move.

Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2025 05:07 PM (OaZlZ)

274 Yup, Oregon Muse would love this.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Day 7 of Funemployment at January 20, 2025 05:07 PM (Ad8y9)

275 The ex-Mrs. Wolfus No. 2 (RIP) used to say that our cat Arizona was a "pithy" cat.

I may be misremembering that a little.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 20, 2025 05:07 PM (omVj0)

276 The funniest thing is watching people who didn't get a pardon crapping themselves. Besides Cohen, Mrs Vindman is losing it on X. Couldn't happen to bigger slime. Hey Garland where's your pardon. John Kerry , no pardon, uhoh. Nanzi no pardon let's see your daughter snotty your way out of that

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 20, 2025 05:07 PM (6v8aM)

277 256 "The economy is excellent"


Quote from CBS taking head moments ago.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 20, 2025 05:04 PM (a1415)

Very funny. They forget that Clinton inherited a 'healthy' economy from GHWB. The 'recession' that lost the election for him had ended by the time Clinton took office.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 20, 2025 05:07 PM (/yEdt)

278 Seems odd in a way that formerBaltimore State's Attorney Marilyn Mosby did not receive the pardon that she and her supporters demanded.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 20, 2025 05:07 PM (a1415)

279 Melania is no Lauren Bacall, but she has my attention.

Too bad Lauren was a red. She had the sunshine you-know-what.

Posted by: sifty boones at January 20, 2025 05:07 PM (6Xwlh)

280 They have 3 young children and should have been allowed to tour it for safety and security issues for the children.

Posted by: four seasons
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Get a hotel until the SS & my people go over the whole observatory twice each.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 20, 2025 05:07 PM (nwgUR)

281
Always nice to see Christophobic anti-religious hate bigots screaming that Trump didn't have his hand on a Bible, so his inauguration is invalid.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 20, 2025 05:08 PM (dxSpM)

282 golden age: aetas aurea, aurea aetas

Posted by: m at January 20, 2025 05:08 PM (VnUSN)

283 IIRC, didn't Roberts mess up the oath when giving it to Obama? I think chocolate Jesus actually repeated it a bit later because the Cheif Justice messed up so badly.

Posted by: tankdemon at January 20, 2025 05:08 PM (NB0Xg)

284 272 Besides Pastor Sewell, I also appreciated the prayer of Franklin Graham.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2025 05:06 PM (hYSQE)

Wasn’t it great to have our Sovereign acknowledged again??? We have been given a reprieve, it seems..

Posted by: tubal at January 20, 2025 05:08 PM (PCK5/)

285 Whatever may be, Melania’s outfit was intentional, and pointed… make no doubt about that.

Yes she absolutely could have glammed it up and slayed with an haute couture drip. But no, she arrives with an outfit…no lie, when I saw her first approach Trump when he’d gotten out of the car, I thought it was his female military escort!

Posted by: kallisto at January 20, 2025 05:08 PM (91Fs6)

286 Mika dressed up as a pink fox?

Does Morning Joe know about this??

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 20, 2025 05:08 PM (vBmjk)

287 There were a couple of games in the series. One focused on the here and now across the globe. Another had her going back and forth in time (and space).

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 20, 2025 05:01 PM (BpYfr)
###########################################

At least seven Carmen Sandiego games in its first decade (and apparently new ones, recently).

Posted by: Zombie Breitbart at January 20, 2025 05:08 PM (y1bcS)

288 Where was the Wicked Witch of the West?

Posted by: torabora at January 20, 2025 05:08 PM (Ar52Y)

289 If they wanted to bring a guillotine, couldn't they at least play The Marseillais?

Posted by: Eeyore at January 20, 2025 05:09 PM (1bNHn)

290 The Pentagon did not immediately respond to a question about why the portrait was removed days after its unveiling.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 20, 2025 05:06 PM (a3Q+t)

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Besides being a general c*nt (no pun intended), he was hot to find out why white men in the military were angry.

He was a traitor and a soft spine to the DEI bullshit.

Good riddance to that garbage picture.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 20, 2025 05:09 PM (PMtkd)

291 She had the sunshine you-know-what.
Posted by: sifty boones at January 20, 2025 05:07
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Bleached taint?

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 20, 2025 05:09 PM (hoCmQ)

292 Besides Pastor Sewell, I also appreciated the prayer of Franklin Graham.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2025 05:06 PM (hYSQE)

I loved his prayer. I missed Pastor Sewell. I'll go look for it.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Day 7 of Funemployment at January 20, 2025 05:09 PM (Ad8y9)

293 280 They have 3 young children and should have been allowed to tour it for safety and security issues for the children.

Posted by: four seasons
---
Get a hotel until the SS & my people go over the whole observatory twice each.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 20, 2025 05:07 PM (nwgUR)

----
I hope they will have the house exorcised and blessed first.

Posted by: Scarymary at January 20, 2025 05:09 PM (whIlM)

294 263 Same here. Hadn't watched in years. Turned it on about a month ago to follow Trump news and found the same tiresome people.
Posted by: WisRich at January 20, 2025 04:58 PM (G0vdT)
******
They bring him out on days like this. He's rarely there, which is a good thing.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 20, 2025 05:04 PM (NpAcC)

Like so many on FOX, he was invaluable when it was getting off the ground. Hume left a safe job at ABC to help Ailes put together the network, when it was not a foregone conclusion that a new news network was going to make it. He earned his gold watch, and now needs to go away.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 20, 2025 05:09 PM (/yEdt)

295 Melania also kind of looks like that dame who walked into Sam Spade's office one sultry afternoon.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at January 20, 2025 05:09 PM (kTd/k)

296 >>Has Jim Carrey alter-ego in The Mask been mentioned?

That was my first thought too. Thus the Tommy gun.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2025 05:09 PM (LkLld)

297 Regarding Period Bloodomancy....

I'm not a woman, so I don't have period blood, however-

I did spill some Heinz catsup on the floor while making a fried baloney sandwich for lunch.

And that looked like period blood in the shape of an eagle which foretells

Both a third and a fourth Trump term!!!!

The period catsup gods are never wrong!

Bank in it!

Posted by: naturalfake at January 20, 2025 05:10 PM (iJfKG)

298 Some things never change. Trump's family files in....

No you can't sit next your sister... you'll fight. No... you can't bring your R/C car to the ceremony. No, you can't take off your tie yet. No, we're not having McDonalds.... Oh wait.... maybe?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 20, 2025 05:10 PM (Q4IgG)

299 Where can I order the JD Vance commemorative crayons?

Posted by: Orson at January 20, 2025 05:10 PM (dIske)

300 Sydney Poitier just said "negro".

Reeeeeeee!!

A Raisin In The Sun is on TCM.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 20, 2025 05:10 PM (ufFY8)

301
It was her FAFO look. And she rocked it. I loved the hat.
Posted by: Scarymary at January 20, 2025 05:02 PM (whIlM)

I love hats and loved, loved,loved this outfit and message. As in not her first rodeo.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 20, 2025 05:10 PM (gi+MR)

302 288 Where was the Wicked Witch of the West?
Posted by: torabora at January 20, 2025 05:08 PM (Ar52Y)

Crying in her wine glass.

Posted by: ALH is a girl at January 20, 2025 05:10 PM (+HzbQ)

303 I didn't see Jared and Ivanka

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 20, 2025 05:10 PM (RIvkX)

304 PBS News @NewsHour 1h
Billionaire Elon Musk gave what appeared to be a fascist salute Monday while making a speech at the post-inauguration celebration for President Donald Trump at the Capital One Arena.

“Some elections are important, some are not. But this one, this one really mattered and I just want to say thank you for making it happen,” Musk said before putting his hand on his chest and then raising it in a salute that appeared similar to the “Sieg Heil” used by Nazis at their victory rallies.

“It is thanks to you that the future of civilization is assured," Musk said.

Trump named Musk and entrepreneur Vivek Ramaswamy to lead the "Department of Government Efficiency," an outside commission aimed at identifying federal programs and spending to cut. After Trump was sworn in, multiple lawsuits were filed against the Trump administration claiming that the move violates federal transparency laws.

Stephen L. Miller @redsteeze 36m
PBS in their description of Musk's comments omits the part where he said "my heart goes out to you."

This again is all an editorial choice. They choose to do this it's why they lost this last election

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 20, 2025 05:10 PM (5LoD7)

305
The "very tidy" indicates significant interest, and I read the last sentence as a negotiating tactic. When you get to dickering on price, you might try the line "Best I can do is $$."
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Oh no, She already knows I think it's a bit of crap, so we have not talked dollars. Quote" The yanks never quite got that model right, ze Germans all good, but yeah, nah."

Might work.

Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at January 20, 2025 05:10 PM (bgJ0E)

306 206 Interesting read - The Last Refuge did a deeper dive on who ELSE was pardoned today:

https://tinyurl.com/mr2euvcf
Posted by: 496 at January 20, 2025 04:59 PM (fldWr)

Worse, didn't the guy who executed Ashli Babbit testify to the Jan 6 folks? So this order would give HIM immunity?

Condoning blatant political murder.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 20, 2025 05:10 PM (QAkQ3)

307 281
Always nice to see Christophobic anti-religious hate bigots screaming that Trump didn't have his hand on a Bible, so his inauguration is invalid.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 20, 2025 05:08 PM (dxSpM)

Show me the clause in the Constitution requiring a Bible. Would an atheist, Muslim, Sikh or Buddhist be required to be touching a Bible while taking the oath?

Posted by: tankdemon at January 20, 2025 05:10 PM (NB0Xg)

308 This awesome video absolutely captures today's spirit:

https://tinyurl.com/mr3d7v79

Posted by: IrishEi at January 20, 2025 05:11 PM (3ImbR)

309
You know what gets really fucking annoying after an hour?

Marching band music.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 05:11 PM (wZO0u)

310 They have 3 young children and should have been allowed to tour it for safety and security issues for the children.

Posted by: four seasons

Needs to be professionally cleaned, fumigated, de-bugged, then blessed by a priest.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at January 20, 2025 05:11 PM (J5RCE)

311 but less accurate than reading the entrails of a fish.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 20, 2025 04:37 PM (BpYfr)

I saw this as “reading the emails of a fish” - lol

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at January 20, 2025 05:11 PM (JRP2U)

312 PBS is this >< close to losing its funding.

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2025 05:11 PM (g47mK)

313 I have one problem with the idea of fining the employers of illegals (which is otherwise the right thing to do.) If the past is any indication, what'll happen is that mom and pop employers will get caught, and driven out of business, while the big companies will skate.

Has anyone figured a way to hit, say, Obama for hiring an illegal landscaper, but go relatively easy on Morelli's Restaurant?

Posted by: Eeyore at January 20, 2025 05:11 PM (1bNHn)

314 Always nice to see Christophobic anti-religious hate bigots screaming that Trump didn't have his hand on a Bible, so his inauguration is invalid.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

=====

I saw Christophobic anti-religious hate bigots open for The Church at St Andrews Hall

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 20, 2025 05:11 PM (Jv+5B)

315 Melania looks like a cross between morticia adams and Lee van cleef from the good the bad and the ugly (in a good way).

She's out of chewing gum.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless


***
Morticia was way ahead of her time on TV. And she and Gomez were clearly hot for each other -- which was nice to see in a time when so many sitcom husbands and wives seemed like hapless, sexless roommates.

Yes, her hat is a lot like LVC's in that film.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 20, 2025 05:11 PM (omVj0)

316 272 Besides Pastor Sewell, I also appreciated the prayer of Franklin Graham.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2025 05:06 PM (hYSQE)

Wasn’t it great to have our Sovereign acknowledged again??? We have been given a reprieve, it seems..
Posted by: tubal at January 20, 2025 05:08 PM (PCK5/)
*******
I loved it. It was a repudiation of the last 4 years under the Biden administration.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 20, 2025 05:11 PM (NpAcC)

317 291

"Pussy so good, if you through it up in the air it'd turn into sunshine." - St. Della Reese

Posted by: sifty boones at January 20, 2025 05:11 PM (6Xwlh)

318 >> They claimed that they were shown the signs of this by astrology, tarot readings…
———
I fuckin’ love Science.

Posted by: electronic means at January 20, 2025 05:12 PM (OrDr0)

319 Mrs. Vance is a mother of three. She can handle whatever is thrown at her.

Posted by: ALH is a girl at January 20, 2025 05:12 PM (+HzbQ)

320 Somebody had a good suggestion on X - anyone who accepts a preemptive pardon loses their security clearance forever.

Sorry, J6 committee and staff - no security clearances for you.

Unless, of course, you want to reject the pardon.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 20, 2025 05:12 PM (uxCna)

321 That was indelicate. I denounce mydamnself.

Posted by: sifty boones at January 20, 2025 05:12 PM (6Xwlh)

322 312 PBS is this >


get rid of that, and the CPB

Posted by: Black Orchid at January 20, 2025 05:12 PM (Pv3Rg)

323 218 Sent out my first job application. Given the vibe of inauguration day, I am feeling confident.

Worst case, at least I tried. A good first try, perhaps. All's I know is I am highly qualified.

Sorry for the OT.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Day 7 of Funemployment at January 20, 2025 05:00 PM (Ad8y9)

Best of luck to you in your search!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 20, 2025 05:12 PM (QGaXH)

324 It's minus 14 Celcius here.

The cats I'm watching usually go in and out at night.

Screw it. Not for the next few days. They'll have to deal with it I guess.

Posted by: Stateless...15% at January 20, 2025 05:12 PM (jvJvP)

325 Where can I order the JD Vance commemorative crayons?
Posted by: Orson at January 20, 2025 05:10 PM (dIske)

His favorite was purple. Purple is a fruit.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Day 7 of Funemployment at January 20, 2025 05:12 PM (Ad8y9)

326 Maybe Melania wants to make it clear that she’s the anti-Jill. The esteemed DOCTOR was in the habit of parading frowzy bright colored attire.

*shudder*

Posted by: kallisto at January 20, 2025 05:12 PM (91Fs6)

327 Oh lawd they see in' Yahtzee salutes everywhere already LOL

Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2025 05:12 PM (KQk9m)

328 I heard Charlie Kirk or someone compare Trump signing the executive orders in the arena to signing them in a Roman colosseum.

I love it. Trump holds up an order and says, "Get a load of this one!" the crowd goes wild and gives him thumbs up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2025 05:13 PM (4tmpE)

329 Hillary Cliton will never be President.

Nancy Pelousy will never be sober.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 20, 2025 05:13 PM (vBmjk)

330 Mrs. Vance is a mother of three. She can handle whatever is thrown at her.
Posted by: ALH is a girl at January 20, 2025 05:12 PM (+HzbQ)

You mean dealing with three kids requires becoming a master of chaos?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 20, 2025 05:13 PM (VNX3d)

331 The truly hilarious thing about gay men snarking on Melania here is that they just cashed out on their rep gained over Queer Eye for the Straight. Guy cache. The First Lady is dressed like Kate Middleton, as in, she dressed like an English princess-consort. If a gay man had the kind of fashion sense they supposedly had, they would have been the last ones to make cheap pot shots. So the only conclusion I can draw from this is that gay men are not actually as fashionable as we have been led to believe.

Good job, I guess?

Posted by: Saber Alter at January 20, 2025 05:13 PM (AZg1Q)

332 Looking at the pic up top - are we sure that's Melania or a diabolically disguised Secret Service agent?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 20, 2025 05:13 PM (QGaXH)

333 Parade announcer's up.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 20, 2025 05:13 PM (nwgUR)

334 Benny Johnson

@bennyjohnson
Russian President Vladimir Putin OFFICIALLY ready to discuss peace in Ukraine with President Trump.

https://tinyurl.com/5fj3drwc

Posted by: redridinghood at January 20, 2025 05:13 PM (NpAcC)

335 276 The funniest thing is watching people who didn't get a pardon crapping themselves. Besides Cohen, Mrs Vindman is losing it on X. Couldn't happen to bigger slime. Hey Garland where's your pardon. John Kerry , no pardon, uhoh. Nanzi no pardon let's see your daughter snotty your way out of that

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 20, 2025 05:07 PM (6v8aM)


Mayorkas may be heading home to Cuba tonight to beg for exile. Or to Caracas.

Posted by: Gref at January 20, 2025 05:13 PM (aBgBM)

336
Musk said before putting his hand on his chest and then raising it in a salute that appeared similar to the “Sieg Heil” used by Nazis at their victory rallies.

I guaranfuckingtee he's going to SUE these fuckers.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 05:13 PM (wZO0u)

337 Sydney Poitier just said "negro".

Reeeeeeee!!

A Raisin In The Sun is on TCM.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 20, 2025


***
Early Sunday morning on The Invaders from '68, Raymond St. Jacques said it too. (An interesting episode, with an early performance by Lou Gossett as a bar owner.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 20, 2025 05:13 PM (omVj0)

338 The Andrew Jackson portrait has been returned to the oval office.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 20, 2025 05:13 PM (paSBy)

339 It's a damn shame he has to do these things via EO because the R congress are feckless, lazy, not America first shitbags.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 20, 2025 05:13 PM (/U5Yz)

340

Wasn’t it great to have our Sovereign acknowledged again???

Amen. Yes, Tubal.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2025 05:14 PM (hYSQE)

341
That arctic air is here. High was 39 here, briefly. Now 33 and falling like a rock. Dew point is -1F and falling.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 20, 2025 05:14 PM (w6EFb)

342 Andy Ngo via X reporting Democrats (John Bonifaz) and their shrieking herds of sheep are already calling for President Trumps impeachment for... checks notes... "offenses he has committed upon already taking the oath."

Delulu indeed.

https://tinyurl.com/2jdwmx3v

Posted by: Nevyan at January 20, 2025 05:14 PM (a7HML)

343
What's funny is PBS fake "news" is using Elon's platform to DEFAME him, AND....

and PBS should be the FIRST on the DOGE Chopping Block.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 05:14 PM (wZO0u)

344 Somebody had a good suggestion on X - anyone who accepts a preemptive pardon loses their security clearance forever.


------

Once gone from office, the security clearances need to be immediately revoked. From everyone.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 20, 2025 05:14 PM (PMtkd)

345 The rainbow flag and the guillotine. Those homos are amateurs.

Posted by: Gas Powered Wood Chipper at January 20, 2025 05:03 PM (R/m4+)

They'll burn bright in the fields of the impaled.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 20, 2025 05:14 PM (VwHCD)

346 They'll have to deal with it I guess.

Cats think your bed will be a nice warm place to drop deuces.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle for festive little hats at January 20, 2025 05:15 PM (MHvPC)

347 Hopefully the NARA archivist was given walking papers.

Posted by: torabora at January 20, 2025 05:15 PM (Ar52Y)

348 They'll burn bright in the fields of the impaled.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 20, 2025 05:14 PM (VwHCD)

look at you , all in celebratory mood !

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2025 05:15 PM (g47mK)

349 I had a hair appointment right after the swearing in. My stylist is also a good friend, and I told her I cried during his speech, and she said she did too.

We both have insane liberal sisters who we love, but who don't care for us.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2025 05:15 PM (4tmpE)

350 get rid of that, and the CPB

The sole function of the Corporation for Public Broadcasting is money laundering.

That way, public radio can say - "we don't take government money - we only take money from the CPB".

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 20, 2025 05:15 PM (uxCna)

351 Man, Ivanka is a smokeshow.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 05:15 PM (L5WFg)

352 "how do you swear in somebody with a missing hand or hands? On no arm? Or who can't speak? Or has no arms or legs and can't hear or speak?"

What do you call them if they're in a pool?

Bob

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 20, 2025 05:15 PM (Gqoy+)

353 Very funny. They forget that Clinton inherited a 'healthy' economy from GHWB. The 'recession' that lost the election for him had ended by the time Clinton took office.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 20, 2025 05:07 PM (/yEdt)

And Clinton left a disastrous economy to GWB. The dot-com bubble burst in the year 2000 and the recession followed soon after.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at January 20, 2025 05:16 PM (FC8SQ)

354 Mrs. Vance is a mother of three. She can handle whatever is thrown at her.
Posted by: ALH is a girl at January 20, 2025
*
You mean dealing with three kids requires becoming a master of chaos?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 20, 2025


***
My mother had two, both smart, energetic boys. I don't know how she did it while working. Maybe her nurse training included something that subtly managed us.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 20, 2025 05:16 PM (omVj0)

355 He's baaaaaack.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 20, 2025 05:16 PM (nwgUR)

356 You mean dealing with three kids requires becoming a master of chaos?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 20, 2025 05:13 PM (VNX3d)


When the third one is born you realize that you and your spouse are outnumbered. You adapt to that.

Posted by: ALH is a girl at January 20, 2025 05:16 PM (+HzbQ)

357 346 They'll have to deal with it I guess.

Cats think your bed will be a nice warm place to drop deuces.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle for festive little hats at January 20, 2025 05:15 PM (MHvPC

Three litter boxes and they're pretty good.

Posted by: Stateless...15% at January 20, 2025 05:16 PM (jvJvP)

358 Time again for the Trump Peshwa Warrior Dance.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Dy1C95p00E

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at January 20, 2025 05:16 PM (LPS7w)

359 Somebody had a good suggestion on X - anyone who accepts a preemptive pardon loses their security clearance forever.


And they are hereafter known as "guilty" of whatever their preemptive pardon was for.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2025 05:17 PM (4tmpE)

360 They'll burn bright in the fields of the impaled.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 20, 2025 05:14 PM (VwHCD)

look at you , all in celebratory mood !

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2025 05:15 PM (g47mK)

For the last 2 days!

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 20, 2025 05:17 PM (VwHCD)

361 342 Andy Ngo via X reporting Democrats (John Bonifaz) and their shrieking herds of sheep are already calling for President Trumps impeachment for... checks notes... "offenses he has committed upon already taking the oath."

Delulu indeed.
----------

Just another grift the crazy libs will give to.

Posted by: WisRich at January 20, 2025 05:17 PM (G0vdT)

362 333

What does the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People have to say about that?

Posted by: sifty boones at January 20, 2025 05:17 PM (ghZuT)

363 PBS and NPR, and their parent The Corporation for Public Broadcasting should be gone. The problem vis even Republicans like the jobs it creates in their districts. Trump has to convince all of them that selling the assets will be better for everyone. Tough sell

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 20, 2025 05:17 PM (6v8aM)

364 The old man must be Melania's dad?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 20, 2025 05:17 PM (nwgUR)

365 "326 Maybe Melania wants to make it clear that she’s the anti-Jill. The esteemed DOCTOR was in the habit of parading frowzy bright colored attire.

*shudder*
Posted by: kallisto at January 20, 2025 05:12 PM (91Fs6)"

I mean, I love purple but holy hell that woman has no idea how to balance a wardrobe. She looked like an Alzheimer's patient with that lack of palette balance.

Posted by: Saber Alter at January 20, 2025 05:18 PM (AZg1Q)

366 "how do you swear in somebody with a missing hand or hands? On no arm? Or who can't speak? Or has no arms or legs and can't hear or speak?"

What do you call them if they're in a pool?

Bob
Posted by: Ignoramus

Or laying in front of a door?

Matt

Posted by: Tonypete at January 20, 2025 05:18 PM (WXNFJ)

367 Once gone from office, the security clearances need to be immediately revoked. From everyone.

Schiff and some others on the J6 committee are still in Congress, and I'm sure the J6 staff is still mostly working in government.

Pull all their security clearances.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 20, 2025 05:18 PM (uxCna)

368 Melania looks like she's carrying some kind of weapon.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at January 20, 2025 04:43 PM (kTd/k)

It's the Odd Job hat.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at January 20, 2025 05:18 PM (5IFb9)

369 Barron with his slicked-back 1980s hairstyle, lounging back and tenting his fingers like Monty Burns is top-notch.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 05:19 PM (L5WFg)

370 The old man must be Melania's dad?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 20, 2025 05:17 PM (nwgUR)


I believe so. I know Melania's heart must hurt that her mother isn't here.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2025 05:19 PM (4tmpE)

371 352 "how do you swear in somebody with a missing hand or hands? On no arm? Or who can't speak? Or has no arms or legs and can't hear or speak?"

What do you call them if they're in a pool?

Bob
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 20, 2025 05:15 PM (Gqoy+)

On the front porch?

Mat

Posted by: ALH is a girl at January 20, 2025 05:19 PM (+HzbQ)

372 Early Sunday morning on The Invaders from '68, Raymond St. Jacques said it too. (An interesting episode, with an early performance by Lou Gossett as a bar owner.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 20, 2025 05:13 PM (omVj0)

Louis Gossett's film debut in A Raisin In The Sun.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 20, 2025 05:19 PM (ufFY8)

373 Somebody had a good suggestion on X - anyone who accepts a preemptive pardon loses their security clearance forever.

Sorry, J6 committee and staff - no security clearances for you.

Unless, of course, you want to reject the pardon.
Posted by: The ARC

====
A pardon just eliminates the punishment, it does not unring the bell.

Charge them treason, insurrection, violation of civil rights, whatever. Put it on their permanent record. Then the pardon(s) would be a mere footnote by the most corrupt president in history.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 20, 2025 05:19 PM (/lPRQ)

374 Rumor is that Trump and John Thune are texting buddies. I truly hope this is true and that Thune has turned over a new leaf.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 20, 2025 05:19 PM (/U5Yz)

375 324 It's minus 14 Celcius here.

The cats I'm watching usually go in and out at night.

Screw it. Not for the next few days. They'll have to deal with it I guess.

Posted by: Stateless...15% at January 20, 2025 05:12 PM (jvJvP)


It is officially very cold to mega-cold nearly everywhere in the US Lower 48 east of Idaho-Utah-Arizona.

https://www.weather.gov/

Posted by: Gref at January 20, 2025 05:19 PM (aBgBM)

376 All seriousness aside, I can't believe I sat and watched from about an hour before DJT's speech until he was done. Not that it was dull. But the "uninterested in the TV news" boy and young adult I used to be would have found it inconceivable. Amazing how we change (or, sometimes, don't).

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 20, 2025 05:20 PM (omVj0)

377 I really really hope that President Trump flexes his constitutional power domestically the way he flexed it internationally in his first term. And that when a judge acts "ultra vires" to block a legal executive order Trump gives, Trump will declare it so... and proceed regardless of said ruling.

Ultra vires meaning of course "outside of their legal powers." I am looking at you, Hawaiian judges.

Posted by: Beverly at January 20, 2025 05:20 PM (Epeb0)

378 PBS and NPR, and their parent The Corporation for Public Broadcasting should be gone. The problem vis even Republicans like the jobs it creates in their districts. Trump has to convince all of them that selling the assets will be better for everyone. Tough sell
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 20, 2025 05:17 PM (6v8aM)

None of this would be a problem if Big Bird had just gotten on the Challenger like he was supposed to..

Posted by: CIA Agent in charge of assassination conspiracies, Muppet Division at January 20, 2025 05:20 PM (FC8SQ)

379 I don't know where Trump gets the energy. He and Melania still have three balls to attend tonight.

He's amazing.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2025 05:20 PM (4tmpE)

380 330 Mrs. Vance is a mother of three. She can handle whatever is thrown at her.
Posted by: ALH is a girl at January 20, 2025 05:12 PM (+HzbQ)

You mean dealing with three kids requires becoming a master of chaos?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 20, 2025 05:13 PM (VNX3d)

One to two kids is man to man defense.

Three or more requires a zone approach …

Posted by: browndog switches off at January 20, 2025 05:20 PM (pY+ea)

381 Man, Trump's strategy of marring supermodels has worked out well. He has a seriously good-looking family.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 05:20 PM (L5WFg)

382 Charge them treason, insurrection, violation of civil rights, whatever. Put it on their permanent record.

Yeah - prosecute them, and force them to acknowledge their pardon to stop the prosecution.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 20, 2025 05:20 PM (uxCna)

383 First day Trump EO:

Gorebal Warming reversed.

Posted by: sifty boones at January 20, 2025 05:20 PM (ghZuT)

384 I heard Charlie Kirk or someone compare Trump signing the executive orders in the arena to signing them in a Roman colosseum.

I love it. Trump holds up an order and says, "Get a load of this one!" the crowd goes wild and gives him thumbs up.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2025 05:13 PM (4tmpE)
*****
Yeah, I loved it. It was Charlie Hurt who is now taking over Pete Hegseth's job on F&F weekends.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 20, 2025 05:20 PM (NpAcC)

385 *MARRYING* nor marring

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 05:20 PM (L5WFg)

386 @374 Or maybe he's saving the texts for an impeachment attempt later.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at January 20, 2025 05:20 PM (LPS7w)

387 Vivek is gone from DOGE and will run for OH Governor.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 20, 2025 05:21 PM (qHYUz)

388 how do you swear in somebody with a missing hand or hands? On no arm? Or who can't speak? Or has no arms or legs and can't hear or speak?"

What do you call them if they're in a pool? My

Bob
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 20, 2025 05:15 PM (Gqoy+)

What do you call him when he's on your door step?

Matt

Posted by: Josephistan at January 20, 2025 05:21 PM (9XPe8)

389 The President also needs to strip all of the enemies of their security clearances today. And fire absolutely everybody who has been a block or a saboteur. Democrats never hesitate to get rid of everyone in their way when they take power.

Posted by: Beverly at January 20, 2025 05:22 PM (Epeb0)

390 Can't wait to see what Melania and Usha are wearing to the balls tonight.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 20, 2025 05:22 PM (NpAcC)

391 GOT HIM

Posted by: ... at January 20, 2025 05:22 PM (lX8VI)

392 345 The rainbow flag and the guillotine. Those homos are amateurs.

Posted by: Gas Powered Wood Chipper at January 20, 2025 05:03 PM (R/m4+)

They'll burn bright in the fields of the impaled.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 20, 2025 05:14 PM (VwHCD)


+++++

Hon, I'm home. Would you help me unload the guillotine and put it in the shed? Yeah, it was great, really unnerved those MAGA assholes. I am so hungry.

Posted by: Preening Leftist Loon at January 20, 2025 05:22 PM (C53IZ)

393 You mean dealing with three kids requires becoming a master of chaos?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 20, 2025

***
My mother had two, both smart, energetic boys. I don't know how she did it while working. Maybe her nurse training included something that subtly managed us.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 20, 2025 05:16 PM (omVj0)

My mother also had 2. Wasn't a nurse though, she was Italian. Mom's threats had weight to them. One of her more famous lines- "we're going into that lady's house, you touch anything and I'll break your frigging fingers".

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 20, 2025 05:22 PM (VwHCD)

394 Andy Ngo via X reporting Democrats (John Bonifaz) and their shrieking herds of sheep are already calling for President Trumps impeachment for... checks notes... "offenses he has committed upon already taking the oath."

Delulu indeed.
----------

Just another grift the crazy libs will give to.
Posted by: WisRich at January 20, 2025


***
DJT and his crew need to ignore them and concentrate on real threats.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 20, 2025 05:22 PM (omVj0)

395 "how do you swear in somebody with a missing hand or hands? On no arm? Or who can't speak? Or has no arms or legs and can't hear or speak?"

What do you call them if they're in a pool?

Bob
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 20, 2025 05:15 PM (Gqoy+)

On the front porch?

Mat
Posted by: ALH is a girl at January 20, 2025 05:19 PM (+HzbQ)
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Holding up a car?

Jack

Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2025 05:22 PM (OaZlZ)

396 It is officially very cold to mega-cold nearly everywhere in the US Lower 48 east of Idaho-Utah-Arizona.

https://www.weather.gov/

Posted by: Gref at January 20, 2025 05:19 PM (aBgBM)


We're getting freezing rain and snow beginning tomorrow night in...Savannah.

Son was supposed to fly into Houston tomorrow for another week of bidness in TX. Looks like that's a no-go.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2025 05:22 PM (4tmpE)

397 Not that it was dull. But the "uninterested in the TV news" boy and young adult I used to be would have found it inconceivable. Amazing how we change (or, sometimes, don't).
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 20, 2025 05:20 PM (omVj0)
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I know what you mean. PDT is a different cat. I almost never watch anything political. But I watched the whole thing on News Max via PlutoTV.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Day 7 of Funemployment at January 20, 2025 05:22 PM (Ad8y9)

398
Livestream link

suffer the marching band music with me

https://is.gd/ujvEik

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 05:23 PM (wZO0u)

399 Today will be remembered as the day that the oceans stopped their rise and the planet began to heal.

Posted by: ... at January 20, 2025 05:23 PM (lX8VI)

400 387

Live by the H1B, die by the H1B.

Posted by: sifty boones at January 20, 2025 05:23 PM (Q5t9l)

401 Or laying in front of a door?

Matt
Posted by: Tonypete at January 20, 2025 05:18 PM (WXNFJ)

Or hanging on a wall?

Art

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 20, 2025 05:23 PM (ufFY8)

402 Shall I write a song about dying religion dying?
In graveyard with catchy tunes next to clowns. Carnivals with no secrets.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 20, 2025 05:23 PM (30g+z)

403 Burger King needs to be banned in the US for their TV commercials.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at January 20, 2025 05:23 PM (LPS7w)

404 Vance walking in with his daughter on his arm sure is going to make for a nice picture for the 'ole family album.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 05:23 PM (L5WFg)

405 Hon, I'm home. Would you help me unload the guillotine and put it in the shed? Yeah, it was great, really unnerved those MAGA assholes. I am so hungry.

Posted by: Preening Leftist Loon at January 20, 2025 05:22 PM (C53IZ)

And then asked for a plate of penis.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 20, 2025 05:23 PM (VwHCD)

406 386 @374 Or maybe he's saving the texts for an impeachment attempt later.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO a


Would be prudent.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 20, 2025 05:24 PM (/U5Yz)

407 Heh, 2nd lady trying to navigate two toddlers down long set of stairs.

Posted by: WisRich at January 20, 2025 05:24 PM (G0vdT)

408
My mother also had 2. Wasn't a nurse though, she was Italian. Mom's threats had weight to them. One of her more famous lines- "we're going into that lady's house, you touch anything and I'll break your frigging fingers".

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 20, 2025


***
We were socialized. The worst things my brother and I did were staying up late to watch Johnny Carson when Mom went off to night nurse duty, and wangling a way into the locked junk food cabinet in the kitchen without leaving a trace of how we did it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 20, 2025 05:24 PM (omVj0)

409
VP Vance enters the arena!

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 05:24 PM (wZO0u)

410 J.D. and his daughter. Awww.

Posted by: Scarymary at January 20, 2025 05:24 PM (whIlM)

411 Vivek is gone from DOGE and will run for OH Governor.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 20, 2025 05:21 PM (qHYUz)

The Cuyahoga River is called the Ganges of the midwest. I guess we could fit some more dead cows and trash in it.

Posted by: CIA Agent in charge of assassination conspiracies, Muppet Division at January 20, 2025 05:24 PM (FC8SQ)

412 Today will be remembered as the day that the oceans stopped their rise and the planet began to heal.
Posted by: ... at January 20, 2025 05:23 PM (lX8VI)

Surely you meant "heel".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2025 05:25 PM (+iIV1)

413 Vance's is in

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 20, 2025 05:25 PM (nwgUR)

414 VOA, Melania Trump brings steely fashion game back to Washington

In part, "The tradition of the presidential inauguration embodies the beauty of American democracy, and today we had the honor to dress our first lady, Mrs. Melania Trump," said Lippes in a statement that emphasized American manufacturing over political ideology.

Mrs. Trump's outfit was created by some of America's finest craftsmen, and I take great pride in showing such work to the world."

The hat was by New York milliner Eric Javits.

"She cut the figure of a mafia widow or high-ranking member of an obscure religious order, and a bit of 'My Fair Lady,'" wrote Rachel Tashjian, style critic for The Washington Post.

She played the Jackie Kennedy young & happy look in the beginning of #45's Presidential Administration and was ignored &/or insulted. Her style & tastes are impeccable, and her messaging to Washington, D.C. clear.

Posted by: L - When will we hit rock bottom? Today, I pray at January 20, 2025 05:25 PM (NFX2v)

415 Yay Trump!

Posted by: Scarymary at January 20, 2025 05:25 PM (whIlM)

416 I remember when a lot of people did not like the Vance pick as VP

Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2025 05:25 PM (KQk9m)

417 Why is everyone looking up? Is Trump going to parachute in?

Posted by: Josephistan at January 20, 2025 05:26 PM (9XPe8)

418 Ali Bradley
@AliBradleyTV
#BREAKING A Border Patrol agent in Vermont is dead after being shot in the neck by an illegal immigrant who sources say was a “visa overstay.”

Sources say the agent was conducting a traffic stop when he was shot.

The shooter is also dead. A woman was injured in the altercation, her status and condition are not known at this time.

The stretch of roadway where the incident happened is closed right now.
Agent tell me they anticipated that some of the criminals or people here illegally would try to escape north into Canada…
This is developing—Working to get more information.
Last edited
1:28 PM · Jan 20, 2025

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at January 20, 2025 05:26 PM (9aVck)

419 San Franpsycho:

449 Stephen L. Miller retweeted
Pirate Wires
@PirateWires
37m
At 9:00 AM PST, as Donald Trump was sworn in for his second term, San Francisco residents gathered at the top of Bernal Hill to let out a "cathartic primal scream."
Posted by: m at January 20, 2025 02:46 PM (VnUSN)

Posted by: m at January 20, 2025 05:26 PM (VnUSN)

420 417 Why is everyone looking up? Is Trump going to parachute in?
Posted by: Josephistan at January 20, 2025 05:26 PM (9XPe
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Jumbotron.

Posted by: WisRich at January 20, 2025 05:26 PM (G0vdT)

421 Why is the imbecilic media so invested in arguing that Melania Trump isn't beautiful?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at January 20, 2025 05:26 PM (kTd/k)

422 What pisses off the left so, so much is that Trump and Vance are normal. Not life-long politicians. My wife who grew-up in similar circumstances to Vance, in the same general area, identifies with him.

A lot of people do.

And Trump just resonates with people who aren't insane.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 20, 2025 05:26 PM (Q4IgG)

423 ... The hat was by New York milliner Eric Javits. ...
Posted by: L - When will we hit rock bottom? Today, I pray at January 20, 2025 05:25 PM (NFX2v)
++++
As in "Javits Center?"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 05:26 PM (L5WFg)

424 She played the Jackie Kennedy young & happy look in the beginning of #45's Presidential Administration and was ignored &/or insulted. Her style & tastes are impeccable, and her messaging to Washington, D.C. clear.
Posted by: L - When will we hit rock bottom? Today, I pray at January 20, 2025 05:25 PM (NFX2v)

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 20, 2025 05:27 PM (nwgUR)

425 423. Ha!

Posted by: L - When will we hit rock bottom? Today, I pray at January 20, 2025 05:27 PM (NFX2v)

426 I remember when a lot of people did not like the Vance pick as VP
Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2025 05:25 PM (KQk9m)
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Good times, good times.

Posted by: Zombie Chris Farley at January 20, 2025 05:27 PM (OaZlZ)

427 Vivek is gone from DOGE and will run for OH Governor.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 20, 2025 05:21 PM (qHYUz)


When does he start referring to the Ohio people as ignorant and lazy?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 20, 2025 05:27 PM (/U5Yz)

428
livestream link

https://is.gd/ujvEik

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 05:27 PM (wZO0u)

429 Agent tell me they anticipated that some of the criminals or people here illegally would try to escape north into Canada…

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WTF??? Unless they killed someone let them go.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 20, 2025 05:27 PM (PMtkd)

430 You mean dealing with three kids requires becoming a master of chaos?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 20, 2025 05:13 PM (VNX3d)


When the third one is born you realize that you and your spouse are outnumbered. You adapt to that.
Posted by: ALH is a girl at January 20, 2025 05:16 PM (+HzbQ)

It forces a switch to Zone Defense from Man-To-Man.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 20, 2025 05:28 PM (Aqu9a)

431 'E's got a book of EO's in his hand.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 20, 2025 05:28 PM (nwgUR)

432 His favorite was purple. Purple is a fruit.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Day 7 of Funemployment at January 20, 2025 05:12 PM


I thought it was a drank?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 20, 2025 05:28 PM (a3Q+t)

433 59 Somebody had a good suggestion on X - anyone who accepts a preemptive pardon loses their security clearance forever.


And they are hereafter known as "guilty" of whatever their preemptive pardon was for.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2025 05:17 PM (4tmpE)

Make them come before Congress and fess up their pardoned crimes for public record to get their clearances back.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 20, 2025 05:28 PM (OA79/)

434 I love how the SS was slapping peoples hand away from touching Trump as he entered the arena.

Posted by: lin-duh at January 20, 2025 05:28 PM (VCgbV)

435 Oh wow, folks are going nuts

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at January 20, 2025 05:28 PM (mT+6a)

436 The little Vance boys are wandering. Lol

Posted by: Tuna at January 20, 2025 05:29 PM (oaGWv)

437 We're getting freezing rain and snow beginning tomorrow night in...Savannah.

Son was supposed to fly into Houston tomorrow for another week of bidness in TX. Looks like that's a no-go.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2025 05:22 PM (4tmpE)

Stay far away from any roads until things clear up.

Posted by: Stateless...15% at January 20, 2025 05:29 PM (jvJvP)

438

lol, Vance-boy ran off, Usha gave chase

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 05:29 PM (wZO0u)

439 That soy based life form has jizz on his mustache.

Posted by: Heauxmeaux flambé at January 20, 2025 05:29 PM (ybSPO)

440 Why is the imbecilic media so invested in arguing that Melania Trump isn't beautiful?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at January 20, 2025 05:26 PM (kTd/k)

She lacks inner beauty, like Joy Behar or Lizzo.

Posted by: CIA Agent in charge of assassination conspiracies, Muppet Division at January 20, 2025 05:29 PM (FC8SQ)

441 Did Trump have WEE entrance music?

Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2025 05:29 PM (KQk9m)

442
PBS and NPR, and their parent The Corporation for Public Broadcasting should be gone. The problem vis even Republicans like the jobs it creates in their districts.
Posted by: Smell the Glove

==================

tf? It can't be more than a handful.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at January 20, 2025 05:29 PM (I87yH)

443 WWE

Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2025 05:29 PM (KQk9m)

444 Make them come before Congress and fess up their pardoned crimes for public record to get their clearances back.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 20, 2025 05:28 PM (OA79/)

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No. The clearance bullshit has to stop. Make it difficult for these people to earn ANOTHER living off the American people.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 20, 2025 05:30 PM (PMtkd)

445 Watching Joe Biden have to sit there during the inauguration speech and listen to President Trump render him utterly irrelevant was a level of humiliation rarely seen and reserved for those that earned that in spades.

Trump become legend today.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at January 20, 2025 05:30 PM (Q8Bj8)

446
Desk of Doom

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at January 20, 2025 05:30 PM (I87yH)

447 Son was supposed to fly into Houston tomorrow for another week of bidness in TX. Looks like that's a no-go.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2025 05:22 PM (4tmpE)


Yes, not a good idea. TX and ice/snow is no bueno.

Posted by: Scarymary at January 20, 2025 05:30 PM (whIlM)

448 Make them come before Congress and fess up their pardoned crimes for public record to get their clearances back.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 20, 2025 05:28 PM (OA79/)

Back? They’re not owed clearances. They’re admitted felons. They don’t get them back.

Posted by: CIA Agent in charge of assassination conspiracies, Muppet Division at January 20, 2025 05:30 PM (FC8SQ)

449 Major ammunition bust made in Arizona: Cochise County Sheriff's Office
FOX 10 Phoenix

Nearly 30,000 rounds of ammunition were seized in mid-January, according to the Cochise County Sheriff's Office.
The ammunition was seized from two cars that were headed east on I-10 from the Phoenix area.
According to the statement, crews seized 10,000 rounds of .50 caliber ammunition, and 19,640 rounds of 7.62x39 ammunition.
Officials identified the people in the two vehicles as three asylum seekers, one of whom is from Cuba, and an American citizen out of Texas.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at January 20, 2025 05:31 PM (9aVck)

450 The younger of the Vance sons is holding a teddy bear.

Posted by: Vendette at January 20, 2025 05:31 PM (YrlwH)

451 That obvious ass pirate in the TT video … is that the Harry Potter actor scumbag after a long weekend sucking sweaty cock?

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 20, 2025 05:31 PM (queT3)

452 NOOD

Posted by: Eeyore at January 20, 2025 05:32 PM (1bNHn)

453 She lacks inner beauty, like Joy Behar or Lizzo.
Posted by: CIA Agent in charge of assassination conspiracies, Muppet Division at January 20, 2025 05:29 PM


I have joyful inner beauty too, you know!

Posted by: Joy Reid at January 20, 2025 05:32 PM (a3Q+t)

454 366 "how do you swear in somebody with a missing hand or hands? On no arm? Or who can't speak? Or has no arms or legs and can't hear or speak?"

What do you call them if they're in a pool?

Bob
Posted by: Ignoramus

Or laying in front of a door?

Matt
Posted by: Tonypete at January 20, 2025 05:18 PM (WXNFJ)

I did it again.......soon as I hit 'post' I thought 'this is gonna cause trouble....'

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 20, 2025 05:32 PM (QGaXH)

455

Corey!

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 20, 2025 05:32 PM (wZO0u)

456 The younger of the Vance sons is holding a teddy bear.

Posted by: Vendette at January 20, 2025 05:31 PM (YrlwH)
---
Long day for the kids, no doubt.

Posted by: Zombie Chris Farley at January 20, 2025 05:32 PM (OaZlZ)

457 It is officially very cold to mega-cold nearly everywhere in the US Lower 48 east of Idaho-Utah-Arizona.

https://www.weather.gov/

Posted by: Gref at January 20, 2025 05:19 PM (aBgBM)


We're getting freezing rain and snow beginning tomorrow night in...Savannah.

Son was supposed to fly into Houston tomorrow for another week of bidness in TX. Looks like that's a no-go.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2025 05:22 PM (4tmpE)

The Mayor of Houston closed both airports for tomorrow. Snow starts tonight, 2-3 inches expected.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 20, 2025 05:32 PM (Aqu9a)

458
Watching Joe Biden have to sit there during the inauguration speech and listen to President Trump render him utterly irrelevant was a level of humiliation rarely seen and reserved for those that earned that in spades.

Trump become legend today.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram

===============

I was kind of shocked (in a good way) to hear him gutting the Biden administration in that speech. I couldn't watch because I was driving, but I was hoping that some technical director somewhere ordered a camera to do a closeup on Kamala's and Joe's faces.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at January 20, 2025 05:32 PM (I87yH)

459 If the past is any indication, what'll happen is that mom and pop employers will get caught, and driven out of business, while the big companies will skate.

Posted by: Eeyore

E-Verify is your answer

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 20, 2025 05:33 PM (FxH7T)

460 You mean they have a machine that can count bullets.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 20, 2025 05:33 PM (30g+z)

461 tf? It can't be more than a handful.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at January 20, 2025 05:29 PM (I87yH)
++++
You'd be surprised. I once did work for a small-time, secondary (major market, so had two) PBS station. At lest 50 people worked there. It takes a lot of people to run a TV station, even a modern one with lots of automation. 2-3 camera men. Sound guy. Video operator. Director. Producer. Technical director. Chyron. Still store. Tape or archive recall.

That's 10, minimum, just to get the show to the edge of the control room, not counting on-air talent. Then you have engineering. Sales (well, sponsorship in this case, but it's the same thing). Management. Facilities maintenance (which is significant). Not to mention the vendor contracts and the people who work for the vendors to service and install the equipment.

Even a small, second-rate TV station is a big operation.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2025 05:33 PM (L5WFg)

462 No, simply have them confess before the public - it may be televised from Congress but it must be public "for the people" - and then be given their "ribbons of shame."

No clearances to ever be returned. That's unnecessary and they've made enough off the federal government and us.

Posted by: L - When will we hit rock bottom? Today, I pray at January 20, 2025 05:34 PM (NFX2v)

463 The Andrew Jackson portrait has been returned to the oval office.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 20, 2025 05:13 PM (paSBy)

Just got rid of one Democrat. Why put another one in the WH?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 20, 2025 05:34 PM (0eaVi)

464 His favorite was purple. Purple is a fruit.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Day 7 of Funemployment at January 20, 2025 05:12 PM

I thought it was a drank?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 20, 2025 05:28 PM (a3Q+t)

My Marine Dad and Brother liked the brown crayon. they thought it tasted like chocolate.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Day 7 of Funemployment at January 20, 2025 05:37 PM (Ad8y9)

465 Disappointed no tanks and AVF's are trundling into the arena. Would be... impressive.

But this "inside" parade was a good call to give those that were scheduled to appear a chance... to, well, appear.

Democrats in the same position would have fucked them royally.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 20, 2025 05:38 PM (Q4IgG)

466 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 24m
BREAKING: Trump administration canceling flights for nearly 1,660 Afghan refugees, say U.S official, advocate -- Reuters

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 20, 2025 05:40 PM (5LoD7)

467 One to two kids is man to man defense.

Three or more requires a zone approach …
Posted by: browndog switches off

And when you have seven you really don't give a shit anymore.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 20, 2025 05:40 PM (WXNFJ)

468 295 Melania also kind of looks like that dame who walked into Sam Spade's office one sultry afternoon.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at January 20, 2025 05:09 PM (kTd/k)

Mary Astor? Except Mary had far less style when it came to hats.

Posted by: Long night... darkness lifted. at January 20, 2025 05:43 PM (2NXcZ)

469 392

Hon, I'm home. Would you help me unload the guillotine and put it in the shed? Yeah, it was great, really unnerved those MAGA assholes. I am so hungry.
Posted by: Preening Leftist Loon at January 20, 2025 05:22 PM (C53IZ)

That should read 'Mom, I'm home......'

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 20, 2025 05:43 PM (QGaXH)

470 BREAKING: Trump administration canceling flights for nearly 1,660 Afghan refugees, say U.S official, advocate -- Reuters
Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 20, 2025 05:40 PM (5LoD7)

GOOD

Posted by: Long night... darkness lifted. at January 20, 2025 05:44 PM (2NXcZ)

471 > That should read 'Mom, I'm home......'
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 20, 2025 05:43 PM (QGaXH)

Or possibly "Hon" is a dude with a penis who dresses up like Mary Poppins.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 20, 2025 05:46 PM (W5ArC)

472 BREAKING: Trump administration canceling flights for nearly 1,660 Afghan refugees, say U.S official, advocate -- Reuters
Posted by: andycanuck


The Night of the Long Knives.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2025 05:46 PM (/SCNx)

473 Making Ivanka's ball gown

https://tinyurl.com/5f5xjx89

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 20, 2025 05:55 PM (NQtI0)

474 Who bothers to send a text to Jake Tapper? Especially when he is playing one of the "mean girls" at Vogue fashion magazine.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at January 20, 2025 06:24 PM (cB7nX)

475 So, basically the left’s version of “Q”

Posted by: Brad at January 20, 2025 08:20 PM (FpxrU)

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