The CIA Analyst and Traitor Who Leaked Israel's Military Plans to Iran Pleads Guilty in Court

The Cultural Enrichment is just exquisite.

A former CIA analyst pleaded guilty Friday to leaking information on a planned Israeli attack on Iran.
Asif Rahman, 34, was arrested by the FBI in November weeks after classified documents appeared on the Telegram messaging app.
He entered guilty pleas in federal court in Virginia to two counts of willful retention and transmission of classified information related to the national defense, each of which carries a maximum sentence of 10 years in prison.
Prosecutors say Rahman, a CIA employee since 2016, abused his access to top-secret information by printing out documents related to Israel so that he could take them home. He reproduced them and altered them as a way to cover his tracks, prosecutors say, then leaked top-secret documents to people not authorized to receive them.
Two documents that surfaced on Telegram in October, attributed to the National Geospatial-Intelligence Agency and National Security Agency, noted that Israel was still moving military assets in place to conduct a military strike in response to Iran's blistering ballistic missile attack on Oct. 1.
Israel carried out a retaliatory attack on air defense systems and missile manufacturing facilities in Iran in late October. In court papers, the government has said the leak caused Israel to delay its attack plans.

I bet the feds agreed to a sweetheart deal.

In related Deep State News: the Very Special Agent who announced that the obvious terrorist attack was not a terrorist attack has been "reassigned."

She's being detailed to the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Nose-Rings.

The FBI assistant special agent in charge who told the media and the public the New Orleans attack was "not a terrorist event" has been reassigned, Fox News has learned.
Multiple sources tell Fox News that FBI Assistant Special Agent in Charge Alethea Duncan has been temporarily reassigned following her initial press conference in which she stated: "This is not a terrorist event."
It was terrorism.
After the original presser, the FBI put out a statement using the word "terrorism." Attorney General Merrick Garland and President Biden also used the word "terrorism" in their statements.
No other details were offered about Duncan's new position, but she is still with the FBI.
The FBI declined to comment.

Although I think the nose-ring is disqualifying -- what happened to the professional men in Brooks Brothers' suits? -- and of course she obviously Didn't Earn It, I think she's getting a bad rap.

This is the FBI's claim in every obvious case of terrorism, at least when the terrorism is committed by an Islamist or leftist. They immediately declare it "workplace violence" or, as in the case of Congress softball shooter, just an attempt at "suicide by cop" that happened to coincidentally involve shooting seven Republican congressmen.

She is following the corrupt, criminal FBI's policy of gaslighting the American people about terrorism. This isn't her policy (though doubtless she supports it).

This is James Comey's policy. This is Christopher Wray's policy.

She just lied and gaslit like they instructed her to do.

#FreetheNoseRing

CIA Analyst Admits to Leaking Israeli Strike Plans on Iran

Asif Rahman, a CIA analyst stationed at the U.S. Embassy in Cambodia, admitted in court today to leaking classified documents detailing Israel’s preparations for an attack on Iran in October. Charged with two counts of… pic.twitter.com/dvcLmT6AnK
— Open Source Intel (@Osint613) January 17, 2025

Shaun Maguire
@shaunmmaguire
This is absolutely crazy
Asif Rahman, Yale Grad from 2013
Leaked extreme intel around Israel's plans to attack Iran's missile networks
He did this as a CIA analyst against one of America's top allies
There is something deeply broken in the Ivy League

Violent Antifa & far-left militants gathered to try to shut down a pro-Israel gathering outside Husky Stadium in Seattle on Jan. 16. One of the violent women was demasked and revealed to be Christina V. Devitt, an Antifa rioter and open borders activist. pic.twitter.com/4rUUHQ2OkE
— Andy Ngo (@MrAndyNgo) January 17, 2025

Posted by: Ace at 06:30 PM

Comments

(Jump to bottom of comments)

1 SPONGE!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 17, 2025 06:32 PM (xcxpd)

2 And damn these Amish!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 17, 2025 06:32 PM (xcxpd)

3 How ya doing MAE?

Posted by: whig at January 17, 2025 06:32 PM (ctrM5)

4 If only profiling worked...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 17, 2025 06:32 PM (xcxpd)

5 He looks diverse.

Posted by: fd at January 17, 2025 06:35 PM (vFG9F)

6 Gee, the girl in the second video committed assault. Why did she not do the Taser two-step?

Posted by: NR Pax at January 17, 2025 06:35 PM (lXCUP)

7 Trump's people have a huge job ahead of them. And it's going to take time. I can't wait for them to get started.

Posted by: bluebell at January 17, 2025 06:35 PM (79pEw)

8 Democrats hate America.

Posted by: jsg at January 17, 2025 06:35 PM (Fg0Nr)

9 I can't imagine what would have motivated the leaker?

Posted by: Crusader at January 17, 2025 06:36 PM (azSra)

10 There will be signs about the size of the settlement deal CNN made with me. Think Secondhand Lions signs.

Posted by: Plaintiff Young at January 17, 2025 06:36 PM (Aqu9a)

11 I want to good old days when traitors were shot.

Posted by: runner at January 17, 2025 06:36 PM (g47mK)

12 Why would Asif Rahman, a CIA analyst stationed at the U.S. Embassy in Cambodia, have Israel's plans?

Posted by: fd at January 17, 2025 06:36 PM (vFG9F)

13 And a job with the CIA--I'm sure there had to have been a very thorough vetting before giving him that, right?

Right?

Posted by: Crusader at January 17, 2025 06:36 PM (azSra)

14 9 I can't imagine what would have motivated the leaker?

I'm not saying it's Islam. But it's Islam.

I'm sure there had to have been a very thorough vetting before giving him that, right?

$10 says his heritage caused orders from high up saying that he gets a clearance because diversity.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 17, 2025 06:38 PM (lXCUP)

15 Eyal Yakoby @EYakoby 22h
U.S. Attorney General nominee Pam Bondi on students in the U.S. on visas who express support for Hamas: “I think their student visas need to be revoked.”

Bon voyage 🛫
=====
RFK Jr. strikes again...

Steak 'n Shake @SteaknShake Jan 16
Steak n Shake to Use 100% Beef Tallow. No Cap.

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 17, 2025 06:38 PM (5LoD7)

16 I miss the old days of like Kim Philby when you couldn't predict completely who the traitor was spying for based on their ethnic background and name. What's that you say? Chang Lung Fang spied for China? Who could have seen that coming???

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 17, 2025 06:38 PM (2VST1)

17 Asif (Arabic: آصف

is an Arabic masculine given name. In Persian and Urdu it is often pronounced as 'Asif' or 'Asef' though the original form is 'Asaf'. This name referred to Solomon's vizier in the Islamic tradition, and by extension to a wise, prudential figure.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asif

Rahman (name), an Arabic male personal name
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rahman

Posted by: No Name Today at January 17, 2025 06:39 PM (vlXMQ)

18 Here is something that will make you feel much better:
"More than one million people have access to top secret materials in the US, according to the latest available figures from 2017. An additional 1.6 million also have access to either information regarded as confidential or secret, data shows."

Posted by: runner at January 17, 2025 06:40 PM (g47mK)

19 13 And a job with the CIA--I'm sure there had to have been a very thorough vetting before giving him that, right?

Right?
Posted by: Crusader at January 17, 2025 06:36 PM (azSra)

WRONG !

After saying his name and trading 'looks' for 15 seconds, he was hired immediately!

Posted by: John McLauglin at January 17, 2025 06:40 PM (Fg0Nr)

20 Well his name is Asif Rahman, I think I see the problem...

Posted by: steevy at January 17, 2025 06:41 PM (KQk9m)

21 Does he get more than a wrist slap?
He seems to be a qualified Leftist

Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2025 06:41 PM (fwDg9)

22 Decent human being loyal to the US? Asif!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at January 17, 2025 06:41 PM (L/fGl)

23 >>Gee, the girl in the second video committed assault. Why did she not do the Taser two-step?

Seattle.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 17, 2025 06:41 PM (LkLld)

24 And they worry about vitamin D deficiency when so many have a lead deficiency.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 17, 2025 06:41 PM (VwHCD)

25 KanekoaTheGreat @KanekoaTheGreat 5h
RICHARD BLUMENTHAL: "Will you help me reunite children with their parents who were separated by Trump's family separation policy?"

KRISTI NOEM: "What I'm alarmed by is the over 300,000 children that went missing during the Biden administration."

BLUMENTHAL: "Let's put aside the labels and what happened in the past. There are still 1,000 children who were separated and waiting to be reunited. I'd like your commitment to continuing the effort to reunite them with their parents."

NOEM: "Well, I can't put aside 300,000 children. Keeping families together is critically important to me and to this country. I'm concerned about Laken Riley's family and that they no longer have her... We will uphold our laws and make sure we are doing everything we can to keep children safe from the trafficking and drug epidemics."

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 17, 2025 06:41 PM (5LoD7)

26
You fire the person who hired this guy. Then you fire the person who hired the person who hired this guy. And you keep going up the ladder until you reach the top.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 17, 2025 06:41 PM (MsCOV)

27 "Trump's people have a huge job ahead of them. And it's going to take time. I can't wait for them to get started.
Posted by: bluebell "

This is going to be the most "First Hundred Days" ever.

Posted by: eleven at January 17, 2025 06:42 PM (fV+MH)

28 There is something wrong with the Ivy League?

There used to be something wrong with the fvcking CIA!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 17, 2025 06:42 PM (LMyYC)

29 Here is something that will make you feel much better:
"More than one million people have access to top secret materials in the US, according to the latest available figures from 2017. An additional 1.6 million also have access to either information regarded as confidential or secret, data shows."
Posted by: runner at January 17, 2025 06:40 PM (g47mK)

Oh yeah, I'll sleep safer at night now.

Posted by: Plaintiff Young at January 17, 2025 06:42 PM (Aqu9a)

30 Well his name is Asif Rahman, I think I see the problem...

Would you feel better if his name was Rosenberg ?

Posted by: What Willl We Do at January 17, 2025 06:42 PM (FeAkV)

31 "You fire the person who hired this guy. Then you fire the person who hired the person who hired this guy. And you keep going up the ladder until you reach the top.
Posted by: Soothsayer"

That's a plan.

Posted by: eleven at January 17, 2025 06:43 PM (fV+MH)

32 Root to leaf.

Posted by: eleven at January 17, 2025 06:43 PM (fV+MH)

33 Sure

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at January 17, 2025 06:43 PM (EHI8B)

34 there's still time.

Posted by: eleven at January 17, 2025 06:43 PM (fV+MH)

35 "More than one million people have access to top secret materials"

At what point does it stop being secret?

Posted by: fd at January 17, 2025 06:44 PM (vFG9F)

36 A former CIA analyst
_________________

That's the most surprising thing about the article. They actually FIRED him.

I'm reminded that the FBI employee who complained about Trump's Butler assassination attempt failing is still working at the FBI. (Jenna Howell...look her up)

Posted by: Orson at January 17, 2025 06:44 PM (dIske)

37 Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal 1h
🚨 HERE WE GO AGAIN... UNCLE SAM CUTS A BIG CHECK FOR BIRD FLU VACCINE

The U.S. just gave Moderna $590M to fast-track its bird flu vaccine, mRNA-1018, adding to the $176M it handed over last year.

Guess birds aren’t the only ones catching checks.

Nearly 70 Americans (mostly farmworkers) have caught bird flu this year, with one fatality in Louisiana.

The CDC says risk to the rest of us is low, so no need to panic just yet.

Source: Reuters

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 17, 2025 06:45 PM (5LoD7)

38 Sock change.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 17, 2025 06:45 PM (Aqu9a)

39 "You fire the person who hired this guy. Then you fire the person who hired the person who hired this guy. And you keep going up the ladder until you reach the top.
Posted by: Soothsayer"

Then you'll have to fire them all. All those in the group. All those that hire the group. All those that propose the money and nudge the politicians that fund the group.

Getting it yet ? This is not a failing of the system. Or the Ivy League that runs the system. Its a failing of that magical, mystical rectangle that certain people here don't like me naming the corners of.

Posted by: What Willl We Do at January 17, 2025 06:45 PM (FeAkV)

40 Fall guy. Patsy. Why isn’t Milley in jail. Not to mention Hillary for docs n Bill for middle plans.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at January 17, 2025 06:45 PM (EHI8B)

41 You fire the person who hired this guy. Then you fire the person who hired the person who hired this guy. And you keep going up the ladder until you reach the top.
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 17, 2025 06:41 PM (MsCOV)
====

This. Never. Happens.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 17, 2025 06:45 PM (LMyYC)

42 Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman 33m
JUST IN: Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin has left the Pentagon!
Bye ✌🏼

Catturd ™ @catturd2 5m
Good riddance colossal failure. ✌️

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 17, 2025 06:45 PM (5LoD7)

43

Can the Mossad gift him with a pager?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2025 06:46 PM (x0n13)

44 Bird flu? Sparrow me.

Posted by: fd at January 17, 2025 06:46 PM (vFG9F)

45 Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin has left the Pentagon!

==

Don't let the door nit ya, where the Lord split ya!

Posted by: runner at January 17, 2025 06:46 PM (g47mK)

46 If only we could see where they come from. And they all come form that area between DC - Philly - NYC - and Boston. Just about every damn time.

Its a mystery wrapped in an enigma.

Posted by: What Willl We Do at January 17, 2025 06:47 PM (FeAkV)

47
Yesterday I was going to come here and make this prayer:

Dear Lord, please give President Trump a "good hair day" on January 20th. Let it not be windy or rainy. Amen.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 17, 2025 06:47 PM (MsCOV)

48 "More than one million people have access to top secret materials"

At what point does it stop being secret?
Posted by: fd at January 17, 2025 06:44 PM (vFG9F)

Two and one of the two has ceased to be.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 17, 2025 06:47 PM (Aqu9a)

49 Show of hands, who trusts
Types deletes, types, deletes, deletes browser history

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at January 17, 2025 06:47 PM (EHI8B)

50
There's a conjunction of Venus and Saturn out there tonight. Saturn looks pitifully dim next to Venus.

January has been quite the astronomical show.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 17, 2025 06:47 PM (w6EFb)

51 Why would Asif Rahman, a CIA analyst stationed at the U.S. Embassy in Cambodia, have Israel's plans?
Posted by: fd

Because there is no longer any such thing as 'compartmentalized' anymore.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 17, 2025 06:47 PM (/lPRQ)

52 Did Austin leave wearing his full beekeeper suit to protect him from the COVIDs?

Posted by: steevy at January 17, 2025 06:47 PM (KQk9m)

53 "This. Never. Happens.
Posted by: San Franpsycho"

But..

And here's the big butt..,

It COULD.

Posted by: eleven at January 17, 2025 06:48 PM (fV+MH)

54 Jon Husted @JonHusted
It is my honor to accept the appointment to serve in the U.S. Senate.

We have worked to Make Ohio Great Again & I look forward to working with @RealDonaldTrump & @JDVance to Make America Great Again!
====
I guess we'll see. He was a J6 insurrection believer.

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 17, 2025 06:48 PM (5LoD7)

55 I'd say most likely someone else in for the cause with him got him the info

Posted by: steevy at January 17, 2025 06:48 PM (KQk9m)

56 I guess at the CIA they all have access to a shared drive with a folder called "Top Secret".

Posted by: fd at January 17, 2025 06:49 PM (vFG9F)

57 "There's a conjunction of Venus and Saturn out there tonight. Saturn looks pitifully dim next to Venus.

January has been quite the astronomical show.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley"

What part of the sky?

Posted by: eleven at January 17, 2025 06:49 PM (fV+MH)

58 The U.S. just gave Moderna $590M to fast-track its bird flu vaccine, mRNA-1018, adding to the $176M it handed over last year.

The CDC says risk to the rest of us is low, so no need to panic just yet.
=====
So we're just throwing nearly a billion dollars around for something that the "risk to the rest of us is low"???

This kind of "thinking" and government action has to be stopped. What unmitigated gall!

Posted by: Crusader at January 17, 2025 06:49 PM (azSra)

59 Agree with Sooth, his boss should have known what he was doing

Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2025 06:49 PM (fwDg9)

60
I sure hope Biden doesn't kick the bucket before Trump is sworn in on Monday. Can you imagine having Kumula president even for a day??

Posted by: four seasons at January 17, 2025 06:49 PM (3ek7K)

61 Mike Davis @mrddmia 20h
The FBI’s chief DEI officer just got renamed as the chief HR officer.

These are the shell games the outgoing administration are playing.

President Trump is picking much better people this time.

They won’t get duped again.

Gunther Eagleman @GuntherEagleman 3h
Just days after shuttering their DEI Department, the FBI has announced that the agent who initially reported on the NOLA attacks has been reassigned.

She is the one who claimed that the attack wasn’t terror related.

She should be FIRED!

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 17, 2025 06:49 PM (5LoD7)

62
So the pro-Palesteeneoon demonstrators who demonstrated for a cease fire are continuing to demonstrate despite the cease fire. Amirite?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 17, 2025 06:49 PM (dxSpM)

63 I guess at the CIA they all have access to a shared drive with a folder called "Top Secret".
Posted by: fd at January 17, 2025 06:49 PM (vFG9F)

It's gotta be password protected, though.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 17, 2025 06:50 PM (Aqu9a)

64 Sweat Em hard!
Who were you with?
Who was your Iranian contact?
beats billiy club on table

Talk leaker talk!

Funny after Pam Bondi was revealed people changing minds... MA Gov chick booting illegals out of family housing units.
I think Nancy Mace is introducing a bill which gives the death penalty to pedos.. Yep.. I saw another story today about people self deporting

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at January 17, 2025 06:50 PM (jQ+5q)

65 Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman 33m
JUST IN: Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin has left the Pentagon!
Bye ✌🏼

Catturd ™ @catturd2 5m
Good riddance colossal failure. ✌️
Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 17, 2025 06:45 PM

--

And no, that's OUR storm trooper helmet. Give it back!

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at January 17, 2025 06:50 PM (amTrm)

66 Because there is no longer any such thing as 'compartmentalized' anymore.
=====
There's also no such thing as 'competence' anymore.

Posted by: Crusader at January 17, 2025 06:50 PM (azSra)

67 And ask yourself, why do you recruit Asif WhiteBoy, or whatever he's called ... unless to be trained to infiltrate really high level Muslim meetings at Starbucks.

Diversity is Our Really Obvious Fuck-Up.

Posted by: What Willl We Do at January 17, 2025 06:51 PM (FeAkV)

68 I guess at the CIA they all have access to a shared drive with a folder called "Top Secret".
Posted by: fd at January 17, 2025 06:49 PM (vFG9F)

It's gotta be password protected, though.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 17, 2025 06:50 PM (Aqu9a)
----
Password is: "guest"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 17, 2025 06:51 PM (BpYfr)

69
Look, it is For The Best that the Inauguration is indoors. Truly.

25 degrees for a high.
15 mph wind, 30 mph gusts.

Look, the fact is President Trump's hair-do will not "do" well outside on Monday. And I, for one, don't want to hear all the bullshit cackling from the left about his hair.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 17, 2025 06:51 PM (MsCOV)

70 Asif Rahman.
I’m a guess that’s Norwegian. Maybe Danish.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 17, 2025 06:51 PM (AMcpv)

71 First, who thought it was a good idea to accept Muslims into sensitive government agencies? They can be employed by government but not in diplomatic corps.

Second, who thought it was a good idea to give that sort of information to anyone stationed in Iran?

Posted by: Decaf at January 17, 2025 06:51 PM (unUNN)

72 "It's gotta be password protected, though.
Posted by: Count de Monet"

TrumpSucks#1

Posted by: fd at January 17, 2025 06:51 PM (vFG9F)

73 PB&J may no longer be served for lunch!

This is the law. I have tweeted.

-Emperor Jean Bedel Biden III

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 17, 2025 06:51 PM (LMyYC)

74 I guess at the CIA they all have access to a shared drive with a folder called "Top Secret".
Posted by: fd at January 17, 2025 06:49 PM (vFG9F)

It's gotta be password protected, though.
=====
Pass1234!

Posted by: The Password at January 17, 2025 06:51 PM (azSra)

75 >> What part of the sky?

Look to the West, a bit above the horizon, right after sunset. You can't miss Venus, it's the brightest thing in the sky (other than the Moon, which hasn't risen yet).

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 17, 2025 06:52 PM (w6EFb)

76 Sawyer Merritt @SawyerMerritt 16h
This is completely misleading and not true @dailykos.

While there is currently a fire at Moss Landing, which houses a 3,000 MWh battery storage facility—the world's largest—the facility on fire, owned by Vistra Energy, is not a Tesla Megapack facility. There is a separate 256-unit Tesla Megapack battery storage facility located next door, but the fire did not originate from Tesla's batteries or that facility. As of 8 PM PT tonight, that Tesla energy storage facility remains unaffected. This means the fire has no connection to Tesla or its Megapack product, making the headline below completely misleading.

Elon Musk @elonmusk 15h
To reiterate, the legacy news headlines are false. This fire has nothing to do with Tesla and our Megapacks are operating well.

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 17, 2025 06:52 PM (5LoD7)

77 Hi friends! I am at a Girl Scout meeting with the kiddo where they are learning about budgets, interest, etc. She has piped up once already discussing interest rates and that they may lower now. Lol.

Posted by: Piper at January 17, 2025 06:52 PM (BUXCz)

78 "Password is: "guest"
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel"

Not complex enough for CIA level security.

Posted by: fd at January 17, 2025 06:52 PM (vFG9F)

79
Coldest January 20th Traditional Date (and overall): 1985 - President Ronald Reagan's second swearing-in ceremony on January 21 had to be held indoors and the parade was canceled. The outside temperature at noon was only 7°F. The morning low was 4° below zero and the daytime high was only 17°.

source: National Weather Service

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 17, 2025 06:52 PM (MsCOV)

80 Just looking at him ? He's whiter than I am. He couldn't infiltrate my backyard BBQ. Too white.

And I'm so white I'm clear. Why, exactly, was he sucking down government dollars ? My dollars ?

Posted by: What Willl We Do at January 17, 2025 06:53 PM (FeAkV)

81 THX publius.

Posted by: eleven at January 17, 2025 06:53 PM (fV+MH)

82 I miss the old days of like Kim Philby

His father was StJohn ("sinjin") Philby, railed on in the book by Lawrence of Arabia who called him, shortly put, the biggest sleaze he'd ever met -- and that's from an expert.

Philby had back-stabber spy imprinted at birth.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at January 17, 2025 06:53 PM (zdLoL)

83 A Muslim in the Cia leaked Israeli secrets to enemy Muslim countries. I am shocked.

Also doesn't the left constantly complain about divided loyalties for Jewish americans?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 17, 2025 06:53 PM (nEz3d)

84 "Password is: "guest"
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel"

Not complex enough for CIA level security.
Posted by: fd at January 17, 2025 06:52 PM (vFG9F)
---
"Gu3$t"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 17, 2025 06:53 PM (BpYfr)

85 Nearly 70 Americans (mostly farmworkers) have caught bird flu this year, with one fatality in Louisiana.

The CDC says risk to the rest of us is low, so no need to panic just yet.

Source: Reuters
Posted by: andycanuck
===

Ummm, No. There could have been hundreds, thousands, or millions who caught bird flu.
It only made 70+/- sick enough to seek treatment.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 17, 2025 06:54 PM (/lPRQ)

86 JFC this country is weak as fuck. It’ll be in the 20s on Monday and that’s too cold to be outside for a couple of hours?

Wear a hat and gloves and you’ll be fine.

Millions of people work outdoors all winter long putting in 8 hour shifts in temps colder than that.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 17, 2025 06:54 PM (AMcpv)

87 74 I guess at the CIA they all have access to a shared drive with a folder called "Top Secret".
Posted by: fd at January 17, 2025 06:49 PM (vFG9F)

It's gotta be password protected, though.
=====
Pass1234!
Posted by: The Password at January 17, 2025 06:51 PM (azSra)

It's also on a sticky note stuck to the monitor.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 17, 2025 06:54 PM (A/s+Q)

88 Reagan's second inauguration was indoors too because of dangerous cold.

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 17, 2025 06:54 PM (5LoD7)

89 But has the moon moved into the 7th house with all these all alignments?

Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2025 06:54 PM (fwDg9)

90 Are they still going to have the garbage truck parade?

Posted by: fd at January 17, 2025 06:54 PM (vFG9F)

91 Damn ye! Let Neptune strike ye dead Winslow! HAAARK! Hark Triton, hark! Bellow, bid our father the Sea King rise from the depths full foul in his fury! Black waves teeming with salt foam to smother this young mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs til' ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more - only when he, crowned in cockle shells with slitherin' tentacle tail and steaming beard take up his fell be-finned arm, his coral-tine trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest and plunges right through yer gullet, bursting ye - a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted bloody film now and nothing for the harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the Dread Emperor himself - forgotten to any man, to any time, forgotten to any god or devil, forgotten even to the sea, for any stuff for part of Winslow, even any scantling of your soul is Winslow no more, but is now itself the sea!

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 17, 2025 06:54 PM (lhenN)

92 'Asif Rahman, 34, was arrested by the FBI '

I'm on the fence about keeping muslims in the US but keep them the hell out of national security if they can't control their hatred of non-muslims,

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 17, 2025 06:54 PM (3wi/L)

93 I don't believe we need to recruit Muslims as interpreters, surely non-Muslim American can learn Arabic, Farsi etc.

Ha, ha, we can use AI or Google translate from now on.

Posted by: Decaf at January 17, 2025 06:54 PM (unUNN)

94 I had lunch with an old friend today, after lunch he took me to the Eire Pub to gaze upon the bronze plaque commemorating Ronald Reagan's visit there in 1983. It was a good day.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 17, 2025 06:54 PM (Sgq8y)

95 If I had been recruited from the trailer park ? And if recruited, it would have been from the trailer park.

A hit on the trailer park ? I might have given a couple folks a bit of heads up. So get this CIA - Muslims are certainly no different.

Dumb asses.

Posted by: What Willl We Do at January 17, 2025 06:55 PM (FeAkV)

96 >She just lied and gaslit like they instructed her to do.

---

I think what did her in was 1) she took it upon herself to speak for the FBI, and 2) she didn't limit herself to just the facts.

Posted by: at January 17, 2025 06:56 PM (AOsQT)

97 I wonder what Reagan ordered back in 83?

Posted by: steevy at January 17, 2025 06:56 PM (KQk9m)

98 >> I had lunch with an old friend today, after lunch he took me to the Eire Pub to gaze upon the bronze plaque commemorating Ronald Reagan's visit there in 1983. It was a good day.

Did you retire to his abode to peruse his collection of Etchings?

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2025 06:56 PM (snN/i)

99

Reagan's second inauguration was indoors too because of dangerous cold.

==
Almost Exactly 40 years ago.

Posted by: runner at January 17, 2025 06:57 PM (g47mK)

100 Why not give a guy name Yasif Rahman access to top secret documents . After all we let someone named Barack Hussein Obama be President.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 17, 2025 06:57 PM (D6PGr)

101 Matt Gaetz @mattgaetz 6h
Trump’s inauguration is being moved indoors due to the dangerously cold weather.

At this point let’s just move it to Mar-A-Lago!

Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 6h
I blame climate change. (Am I doing it right?)
===

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 17, 2025 06:57 PM (5LoD7)

102 I wonder what Reagan ordered back in 83?

Pickled egg and a pint. Just like my man in "The Gentleman".

Posted by: What Willl We Do at January 17, 2025 06:57 PM (FeAkV)

103 During his Senate confirmation hearing Marco Rubio says it was a "dangerous delusion" to believe "that all mankind was destined to abandon national sovereignty and national identity" to "instead become...citizens of the world."

"The postwar global order is not just obsolete—it is now a weapon being used against us."

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at January 17, 2025 06:58 PM (jQ+5q)

104 Well his name is Asif Rahman, I think I see the problem...
Posted by: steevy at January 17, 2025 06:41 PM (KQk9m)

Word.

Posted by: A goat with a sore ass. at January 17, 2025 06:58 PM (8zz6B)

105 In 1983 everybody ordered steak and potatoes.

Posted by: runner at January 17, 2025 06:58 PM (g47mK)

106 surely non-Muslim American can learn Arabic, Farsi etc.

Heck, I did

BEFORE I converted

Posted by: Commie John al-Brennan at January 17, 2025 06:58 PM (xesY+)

107 My dad back in 2008 "Nobody name Barack Hussein Obama is ever going to be president..."

Posted by: steevy at January 17, 2025 06:59 PM (KQk9m)

108 Stereotypes are types for a reason..

Posted by: tubal at January 17, 2025 06:59 PM (PCK5/)

109 Maybe ace rummaging thru Rubio's garbage was prophetic.

Posted by: eleven at January 17, 2025 06:59 PM (fV+MH)

110 Weather underground site

Mondays DC weather will be 9 degrees not counting wind chill..

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at January 17, 2025 07:00 PM (jQ+5q)

111 49 Show of hands, who trusts
Types deletes, types, deletes, deletes browser history
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at January 17, 2025 06:47 PM (EHI8B)

Doesn't matter. Your ISP logs and has probably already sold your history.

Posted by: No Name Today at January 17, 2025 07:00 PM (vlXMQ)

112 I wonder what Reagan ordered back in 83?
Posted by: steevy

a metric shit-ton of commie Ass-Whoop

Posted by: Miklos, proven true by History at January 17, 2025 07:00 PM (xesY+)

113 The #1 hit in 1983 was Every Breath You Take

Damn....

Posted by: jsg at January 17, 2025 07:00 PM (Fg0Nr)

114 Decent human being loyal to the US? Asif!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at January 17, 2025 06:41 PM (L/fGl)

----------------
Ha! Love it.

Posted by: Decaf at January 17, 2025 07:00 PM (unUNN)

115 Asif's combover is unraveling

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at January 17, 2025 07:01 PM (wBaIH)

116 Joel Pollak @joelpollak 8h
It’s not often you see uniformed @IDF in California. Search and rescue unit, data analysis. The officer tells me that ⁦CalFire could halve the time it takes to assess structural damage by using Israeli AI tools that analyze satellite imagery. Already learning. #PalisadesFire

https://tinyurl.com/2s4zetwb
photo

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 17, 2025 07:01 PM (5LoD7)

117 Still has a smirk on his face. That needs to be remedied

Posted by: Common Tater at January 17, 2025 07:01 PM (wNEJY)

118 Stereotypes are types for a reason..

Somebody engrave this on a rock. Truer words have never been said.

Posted by: What Willl We Do at January 17, 2025 07:02 PM (FeAkV)

119 Stereotypes are types for a reason..

==

Stereotypical Southerner....

Posted by: runner at January 17, 2025 07:02 PM (g47mK)

120 Asif's combover is unraveling
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov

They can exchange Grooming Tips at Gitmo

Posted by: Miklos, thinking there was a sweetheart deal at January 17, 2025 07:03 PM (xesY+)

121 PB&J may no longer be served for lunch!
This is the law. I have tweeted.

Swedish is now the official language,
And underwear will now be worn on the outside!

-Emperor Jean Bedel Biden III

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 17, 2025 07:03 PM (/lPRQ)

122 That Rahman traitor - article doesn't say if he was being held in prison or out on bail. Anyone know?

Posted by: Ciampino - should ask somebody right? at January 17, 2025 07:03 PM (i0xsb)

123 110 Weather underground site

Mondays DC weather will be 9 degrees not counting wind chill..
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at January 17, 2025 07:00 PM (jQ+5q)

That just sounds miserably cold.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 17, 2025 07:03 PM (A/s+Q)

124 54
'He was a J6 insurrection believer.'

Another Goddamn RINO. Way to go, Ohio.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 17, 2025 07:03 PM (3wi/L)

125 1983 is when we finally turned the corner . The tax cuts and other Reaganomic measures started to take effect.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 17, 2025 07:03 PM (D6PGr)

126 Stereotypes are types for a reason..
=====
So true.

Posted by: Black Women with Authority Positions at January 17, 2025 07:04 PM (azSra)

127 Rahman? From the noodle rahmans?
How dare he disgrace the family name.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at January 17, 2025 07:04 PM (zdLoL)

128 Stereotypical Southerner....

Posted by: runner at January 17, 2025 07:02 PM (g47mK)

And Stereotypical Yankee. Because, more often than not, its true. An expression of playing the odds. The opposite of DEI.

Yes - when you run into a Southerner, you'll get far with Biscuits and Gravy. Yes, when you run into a Yankee - you'll hear a lot of bitching with a high nasal tone.

And keep an eye on your wife. She likes that drawl.

Posted by: What Willl We Do at January 17, 2025 07:04 PM (Nc+h0)

129 The #1 hit in 1983 was Every Breath You Take

Damn....
Posted by: jsg

That is now the policy and activity of the US Gummint

Posted by: Miklos, probably being watched at January 17, 2025 07:05 PM (xesY+)

130 Stereotypes are types for a reason..

==

Florida Man !

Posted by: runner at January 17, 2025 07:05 PM (g47mK)

131 "Password is: "guest"
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel"
-----
Not complex enough for CIA level security.
Posted by: fd

How's this?

TrUmP$vCk$M00$3c0Ck24x7x365

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 17, 2025 07:05 PM (MsrgL)

132 garrett, please, we are old friends, we are both old and have always been friends. He heard that hubs died and reached out through an intermediary. We acted like we were back having a coffee break together over 40 years ago. I made it quite clear that I wished for nothing more, he did give me some beautiful flowers though and a bottle of Trump wine, but no, I am good with where I am and he is too.

Thanks for thinking that I am more interesting than that though.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 17, 2025 07:05 PM (Sgq8y)

133
Asif Rahman

Yale Grad from 2013

-------

Stop hiring them. Stop giving them security clearances.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 17, 2025 07:06 PM (g3j/k)

134 The fact that Susan Rice is trying to taunt them into having it outside makes me think inside is a good idea. Easier to secure.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 17, 2025 07:06 PM (NQtI0)

135 Posted by: What Willl We Do at January 17, 2025 07:04 PM (Nc+h0)

tell me about stereotypical Jews

Posted by: runner at January 17, 2025 07:06 PM (g47mK)

136 Mondays DC weather will be 9 degrees not counting wind chill..
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at January 17, 2025 07:00 PM (jQ+5q)

That just sounds miserably cold.
Posted by: CaliGirl

NO HEAT IN FEDERAL OFFICES

To Save the Planet

Posted by: Miklos, seeing potential benefits at January 17, 2025 07:06 PM (xesY+)

137 Who was the baseball player who got in trouble for repeating different stereotypes?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 17, 2025 07:07 PM (D6PGr)

138 Here's a little history of the FBI Directors:
1st Director: John Edgar Hoover, June 30, 1935 – May 2, 1972 (his death)
[Three "Acting Directors," appointed by Nixon, served very short stints]
2nd Director: Clarence Kelley, 1973-1978
3rd Director: William H. Webster, 1978-1987 (then was CIA Director until 1991)
4th Director: William Sessions, 1987-1993
5th Director: Louis Freeh, 1993-2001
6th: Robert Mueller, 2001-2013
7th: Cocksucker Comey, 2013-2017 [fired]
8th Shithead Wray, 2017-Soon

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 17, 2025 07:07 PM (MsCOV)

139 Stereotypes are types for a reason..

'sright, gat-tooth, fridge-porchin' honkey.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at January 17, 2025 07:07 PM (zdLoL)

140 "I bet the feds agreed to a sweetheart deal."

Not too late to get one of those Biden Pardons.

Posted by: El Mariachi at January 17, 2025 07:08 PM (nLFEI)

141 "He was a J6 insurrection believer"

And pro lockdown and mask mandate

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 17, 2025 07:08 PM (9yUzE)

142 Still bitching about Northeners, Scogg.? Well at least you are pleasant for a good long time today. Congratulations.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 17, 2025 07:08 PM (MQJVv)

143 tell me about stereotypical Jews
Posted by: runner at January 17, 2025 07:06 PM (g47mK)

You don't think there is a common cultural thread ?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 17, 2025 07:08 PM (D6PGr)

144 NO HEAT IN FEDERAL OFFICES

To Save the Planet
=====
Brilliant!

Posted by: Crusader at January 17, 2025 07:08 PM (azSra)

145 tell me about stereotypical Jews

Posted by: runner at January 17, 2025 07:06 PM (g47mK)

In Israel, they don't like guns. Even when getting invaded by Hamas, they don't like guns or personal violence. I was there and saw it.

Over here ? They need rules. Can't survive out in the sticks.

Exceptions exist. Those don't come from New Jersey. Next question.

Posted by: What Willl We Do at January 17, 2025 07:08 PM (2ySgH)

146 We may never know his motive.

Posted by: ShainS -- Commie-Caused Conflagrations Created Califzuela's Chernobyl at January 17, 2025 07:09 PM (B6F9D)

147 Who was the baseball player who got in trouble for repeating different stereotypes?
=====
Originally it was Isiah Thomas of the Pistons.

Posted by: Crusader at January 17, 2025 07:09 PM (azSra)

148 Make Executions for Treason Great Again!

Posted by: ShainS -- Commie-Caused Conflagrations Created Califzuela's Chernobyl at January 17, 2025 07:09 PM (B6F9D)

149
Are you surprised there have been only 8 FBI directors? I was.

All of them No Good, btw. All terrible people. In fact, I'd say Hoover was the best of the bunch. Really. I don't believe most of the shit they about Hoover. I think the cocksucking hollywood & press Commies made up a lot of fake "history" about Hoover because Hoover wasn't a commie fuck like them.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 17, 2025 07:10 PM (MsCOV)

150 Gallows. Bring back gallows.

Posted by: Snappy at January 17, 2025 07:10 PM (ybSPO)

151 You have already used, TrUmP$vCk$M00$3c0Ck24x7x365

Pick another password.

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 17, 2025 07:10 PM (5LoD7)

152 136 Mondays DC weather will be 9 degrees not counting wind chill..
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at January 17, 2025 07:00 PM (jQ+5q)

That just sounds miserably cold.
Posted by: CaliGirl

NO HEAT IN FEDERAL OFFICES

To Save the Planet
Posted by: Miklos, seeing potential benefits at January 17, 2025 07:06 PM (xesY+)

Before the heat can be turned off on them we have to get their lazy asses back in the office.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 17, 2025 07:10 PM (A/s+Q)

153 In Israel, they don't like guns. Even when getting invaded by Hamas, they don't like guns or personal violence. I was there and saw it.

Over here ? They need rules. Can't survive out in the sticks.

Exceptions exist. Those don't come from New Jersey. Next question.
Posted by: What Willl We Do at January 17, 2025 07:08 PM (2ySgH)

tell me about stereotypical drunk raised by an absent dad who got high on a regular basis

Posted by: runner at January 17, 2025 07:11 PM (g47mK)

154 Well, our travel plans are officially dead.

Dog has to go to the vet twice over the next two days.

Oh well.

Posted by: TJM's phone at January 17, 2025 07:12 PM (GBKbO)

155 137
'Who was the baseball player'

John Rocker.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 17, 2025 07:12 PM (3wi/L)

156 Stereotypes are types for a reason..
==
Florida Man !
Posted by: runner

Best thing going for Florida.
I learned that after moving here.

Without Florida Man yankee refugees would have long ago overrun the place.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 17, 2025 07:12 PM (/lPRQ)

157 'Who was the baseball player'

John Rocker.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 17, 2025 07:12 PM (3wi/L)

Thanks.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 17, 2025 07:13 PM (D6PGr)

158 I don't know about the rest of you, but this winter where I am (so far) has been one of the consistently colder ones.

There's usually a day or two thrown in there that gets nice and warm before the next front moves in. But, this year it's been all below freezing temps day and night....and next week is no different.... Highs in the teens for a few days.

Posted by: Orson at January 17, 2025 07:13 PM (dIske)

159 tell me about stereotypical drunk raised by an absent dad who got high on a regular basis

Gotta' say, the money aspect kinda' puts me on the back foot when talking about Hunter. I got nothing there. Don't trust him, obviously.

Posted by: What Willl We Do at January 17, 2025 07:14 PM (2ySgH)

160 #FreetheNoseRing

------------

#BringBackOurGirl

-- The Mooche

Posted by: ShainS -- Commie-Caused Conflagrations Created Califzuela's Chernobyl at January 17, 2025 07:14 PM (B6F9D)

161 151 You have already used, TrUmP$vCk$M00$3c0Ck24x7x365

Pick another password.

Posted by: andycanuck

Bwahahahahahaha!

There is a meme going around where the bash script checks the password for correctness, and if it's the 1st login AND it's correct, says wrong password, try again. Then accepts the 2nd login and forces a password change.

Whomever did this, to get it to be a meme, had to have done it in real life. That person is my hero.

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 17, 2025 07:14 PM (MsrgL)

162
All of them No Good, btw. All terrible people. In fact, I'd say Hoover was the best of the bunch. Really. I don't believe most of the shit they about Hoover. I think the cocksucking hollywood & press Commies made up a lot of fake "history" about Hoover because Hoover wasn't a commie fuck like them.
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 17, 2025 07:10 PM (MsCOV)

That actually makes sense. I don't know much about Hoover outside of mainstream "history." How much of that was simply slander?

Posted by: Moki at January 17, 2025 07:14 PM (wLjpr)

163 Posted by: What Willl We Do at January 17, 2025 07:04 PM (Nc+h0)

tell me about stereotypical Jews
Posted by: runner

Ask one and he will give three opinons.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 17, 2025 07:15 PM (/lPRQ)

164 It’s not often you see uniformed @IDF in California

That's nice of them to come and help, I guess, but you'd think they'd have more important things to do with their time.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 17, 2025 07:15 PM (hB7mE)

165 Without Florida Man yankee refugees would have long ago overrun the place.

I've worked many an hour with Florida Man. He's fine. If I actually "retired" ? To the Panhandle I would go.

Posted by: What Willl We Do at January 17, 2025 07:15 PM (2ySgH)

166 Best thing going for Florida.
I learned that after moving here.

Without Florida Man yankee refugees would have long ago overrun the place.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 17, 2025 07:12 PM (/lPRQ)

funny story, when DeSantis introduced his selection for the Senate, he said she was a "5th generation Floridian". To me all of Florida's population is a bunch of transplants.

Posted by: runner at January 17, 2025 07:16 PM (g47mK)

167 150 Gallows. Bring back gallows.
Posted by: Snappy

youtu.be/CmxaT37yeOs

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 17, 2025 07:16 PM (rii+a)

168 Hickory, shampoos, proggies.. some repeated violent assembly required.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at January 17, 2025 07:16 PM (17s+e)

169 All I know is if I was a custom home builder in the South I would offer an upgrade to winterize the build.

This having to prepare your house every time the forecast is for temps below freezing is a pain in the ass.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 17, 2025 07:16 PM (D6PGr)

170 Who was the baseball player who got in trouble for repeating different stereotypes?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 17, 2025 07:07 PM (D6PGr)

***

John Rocker

Posted by: Life of Wryly at January 17, 2025 07:17 PM (1FWWQ)

171 We shouldn't be employing mohammedans in sensitive departments, certainly not CIA or FBI. If they are put in a position to choose between Country and MoreHamHead/Moon god guess what they choose every time?

Posted by: Ciampino - traitord need a swing at January 17, 2025 07:17 PM (i0xsb)

172 165 Without Florida Man yankee refugees would have long ago overrun the place.

I've worked many an hour with Florida Man. He's fine. If I actually "retired" ? To the Panhandle I would go.
Posted by: What Willl We Do at January 17, 2025 07:15 PM (2ySgH)

So the stereotype is positive... they go both ways actually.

Posted by: tubal at January 17, 2025 07:17 PM (PCK5/)

173 That actually makes sense. I don't know much about Hoover outside of mainstream "history." How much of that was simply slander?
=====
He may have been "the best" of a really terrible bunch--there's ample evidence that Hoover personalized a lot of his "work" and plenty of assertions that he didn't mind taking shortcuts.

Posted by: Crusader at January 17, 2025 07:17 PM (azSra)

174
I don't know much about Hoover outside of mainstream "history." How much of that was simply slander?
Posted by: Moki

Perhaps as much as Trump's fake "stories" we hear.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 17, 2025 07:17 PM (MsCOV)

175 162
'I don't know much about Hoover outside of mainstream "history." How much of that was simply slander?'

Much of what we know about Hoover's public life and all of what we know about Hoover's private life was told to us by democrat journalists and historians.
Weigh that in your balance.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 17, 2025 07:17 PM (3wi/L)

176 What were they doing 120 year ago, I wonder. Growing oranges ?

Posted by: runner at January 17, 2025 07:18 PM (g47mK)

177 There's usually a day or two thrown in there that gets nice and warm before the next front moves in. But, this year it's been all below freezing temps day and night....and next week is no different.... Highs in the teens for a few days.
Posted by: Orson at January

They are calling for snow here on the gulf coast of Alabama. We don’t know what to do with snow.

Posted by: Piper at January 17, 2025 07:18 PM (BUXCz)

178 I was born in Florida but only lived there for a few months. After I was born they tore down the hospital.

Posted by: fd at January 17, 2025 07:18 PM (vFG9F)

179 174
I don't know much about Hoover outside of mainstream "history." How much of that was simply slander?
Posted by: Moki

Perhaps as much as Trump's fake "stories" we hear.
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 17, 2025 07:17 PM (MsCOV)

Well Archie Bunker loved him...

Posted by: tubal at January 17, 2025 07:18 PM (PCK5/)

180 I'm a bad American. I'd sell state secrets for a redhead Russian honeypot and Crumbl's Chocolate Chip Cookies.

Posted by: JROD at January 17, 2025 07:19 PM (IlL6s)

181 "I was born in Florida but only lived there for a few months. After I was born they tore down the hospital.
Posted by: fd "

That's the most badass thing ever.

Posted by: eleven at January 17, 2025 07:19 PM (fV+MH)

182 178 I was born in Florida but only lived there for a few months. After I was born they tore down the hospital.
Posted by: fd at January 17, 2025 07:18 PM (vFG9F)

enSo they sorta broke the mold?

Posted by: tubal at January 17, 2025 07:19 PM (PCK5/)

183 So the stereotype is positive... they go both ways actually.

An excellent comment. And an excellent catch. Yes - stereotypes run both ways. Just like Why is Cocaine White.

I like Small Town Panhandle Florida. The entire Gulf, really. They understand me, I understand them.

Posted by: What Willl We Do at January 17, 2025 07:20 PM (2ySgH)

184 "March 23, 2003, Camp Pennsylvania, Kuwait.
Sgt Hasan Karim Akbar threw four hand grenades into three tents where other members of the 101st Airborne Division were sleeping, and then fired his rifle at fellow soldiers in the ensuing chaos."

So...maybe they disrespected his pronouns.

Posted by: Ju at January 17, 2025 07:20 PM (aTmM/)

185 166
'To me all of Florida's population is a bunch of transplants.'

That stands to reason. Until some 40 years ago, Florida wasn't that heavily populated.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 17, 2025 07:20 PM (3wi/L)

186
Yeah, Hoover was the first Director and had to be carried out, toes first, room temperature. 37 years...like he was a Supreme Court Justice.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 17, 2025 07:20 PM (MsCOV)

187 I was born in Florida but only lived there for a few months. After I was born they tore down the hospital.

==

I saw a movie about it ! Hospital burned down, all records lost and... an unmarked grave in an unholy Etruscan cemetery!

Posted by: runner at January 17, 2025 07:21 PM (g47mK)

188 I was born in Florida but only lived there for a few months. After I was born they tore down the hospital.

==

I saw a movie about it ! Hospital burned down, all records lost and... an unmarked grave in an unholy Etruscan cemetery!

Sounds like a bad omen.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 17, 2025 07:22 PM (lUFok)

189 'To me all of Florida's population is a bunch of transplants.'

That stands to reason. Until some 40 years ago, Florida wasn't that heavily populated.
Posted by: Dr. Claw

Air Conditioning. It is what ruined Florida's rural charm.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 17, 2025 07:22 PM (/lPRQ)

190 He gang, I had to be down near Lafayette Park (White House) yesterday, they're putting up alot of barriers, etc. But there is a HUGE banner on a private building on H Street that says "Welcome back Mr. President". Private buildings in DC don't normally have banners permitted...so..

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at January 17, 2025 07:22 PM (xA5g+)

191 They are calling for snow here on the gulf coast of Alabama. We don’t know what to do with snow.
Posted by: Piper at January 17, 2025 07:18 PM (BUXCz)

make snowballs and they throw at each other, obviously

Posted by: runner at January 17, 2025 07:22 PM (g47mK)

192 Yeah, Hoover was the first Director and had to be carried out, toes first, room temperature. 37 years...like he was a Supreme Court Justice.
=====
My first reaction to reading your summary was to think "What was he hiding?". There's a reason many high level banking, accounting, and other money-related positions require a week (or 2) of consecutive days of vacation to be used--so that IF something is amiss, there is time for it to unravel in one's absence.

Posted by: Crusader at January 17, 2025 07:23 PM (azSra)

193 "I was born in Florida but only lived there for a few months. After I was born they tore down the hospital.
Posted by: fd "

That's the most badass thing ever.
Posted by: eleven at January 17, 2025 07:19 PM (fV+MH)

------------

Chuck Norris-worthy.

Posted by: ShainS -- Commie-Caused Conflagrations Created Califzuela's Chernobyl at January 17, 2025 07:23 PM (B6F9D)

194 >>To me all of Florida's population is a bunch of transplants.'

I worked out of Tampa about 20 years ago. The office was pretty much split 50/50, Florida natives/transplants.

I went back a couple of years ago for a visit and I almost didn't recognize the place. It's grown substantially.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 17, 2025 07:23 PM (LkLld)

195 191
'They are calling for snow here on the gulf coast of Alabama. We don’t know what to do with snow.'

Do donuts on the interstate.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 17, 2025 07:24 PM (3wi/L)

196 They are calling for snow here on the gulf coast of Alabama. We don’t know what to do with snow.
Posted by: Piper at January 17, 2025 07:18 PM (BUXCz)

make snowballs and they throw at each other, obviously
Posted by: runner

Dirty snowmen.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 17, 2025 07:24 PM (/lPRQ)

197
195 191
'They are calling for snow here on the gulf coast of Alabama. We don’t know what to do with snow.'

Do donuts on the interstate.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 17, 2025 07:24 PM (3wi/L)
Stay. Home. Seriously.

Posted by: tubal at January 17, 2025 07:25 PM (PCK5/)

198 Air Conditioning. It is what ruined Florida's rural charm.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 17, 2025 07:22 PM (/lPRQ)

-------------

* Clark County, Nevada has entered the chat *

Posted by: ShainS -- Commie-Caused Conflagrations Created Califzuela's Chernobyl at January 17, 2025 07:25 PM (B6F9D)

199 'They are calling for snow here on the gulf coast of Alabama. We don’t know what to do with snow.'

I'd be curious about fishing on the Intercoastal. I bet they don't know what to do with the cold either.

Posted by: What Willl We Do at January 17, 2025 07:25 PM (2ySgH)

200 They are calling for snow here on the gulf coast of Alabama. We don’t know what to do with snow.
Posted by: Piper at January 17, 2025 07:18 PM (BUXCz)

make snowballs and they throw at each other, obviously
Posted by: runner

Dirty snowmen.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 17, 2025 07:24 PM (/lPRQ)

--------------

Snow angels.

Posted by: ShainS -- Commie-Caused Conflagrations Created Califzuela's Chernobyl at January 17, 2025 07:26 PM (B6F9D)

201 he shore gotta purdy mouth

Posted by: gKWVE at January 17, 2025 07:26 PM (gKWVE)

202 Why the hell would someone at the embassy in Cambodia have info on Israeli military operations?

Posted by: Ian S. at January 17, 2025 07:26 PM (wItF4)

203 guys, *looks around*, why do you think ace wanted us to watch Rabbits (in the sidebar) ???

Posted by: runner at January 17, 2025 07:26 PM (g47mK)

204
90% of what "they" say about Senator McCarthy is bullshit, too

It's all legend. Pure horseshit.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 17, 2025 07:26 PM (MsCOV)

205 'They are calling for snow here on the gulf coast of Alabama. We don’t know what to do with snow.'
___

No yellow!

Posted by: Hunter Biden at January 17, 2025 07:26 PM (fs1hN)

206 Piper it might be wet enough to make a snowman

Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2025 07:26 PM (fwDg9)

207 “Loose shoes, tight pu$$y, and a warm place to take a $hit”

Posted by: USDA at January 17, 2025 07:26 PM (wNEJY)

208 *they=them

Posted by: runner at January 17, 2025 07:26 PM (g47mK)

209 Snow angels.

Just not in the dog park.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 17, 2025 07:27 PM (lUFok)

210 90% of what "they" say about Senator McCarthy is bullshit, too

It's all legend. Pure horseshit.
=====
I *do* believe that.

Posted by: Crusader at January 17, 2025 07:27 PM (azSra)

211 I went back a couple of years ago for a visit and I almost didn't recognize the place. It's grown substantially.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 17, 2025 07:23 PM (LkLld)

---------------

* Las Vegas and Henderson, Nevada have (once again) entered the chat *

Posted by: ShainS -- Commie-Caused Conflagrations Created Califzuela's Chernobyl at January 17, 2025 07:27 PM (B6F9D)

212 203 guys, *looks around*, why do you think ace wanted us to watch Rabbits (in the sidebar) ???
Posted by: runner at January 17, 2025 07:26 PM (g47mK)

I lasted maybe 7 minutes watching it... so odd it was unnerving, and yet boring too..

Posted by: tubal at January 17, 2025 07:27 PM (PCK5/)

213 I was stationed in Tampa from 93-97. I'm assuming it's much more crowded now.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 17, 2025 07:28 PM (rii+a)

214 Wow! Multiple pile-ups in TX due to high winds and dust storm:

https://tinyurl.com/3fhbfy54

Posted by: IrishEi at January 17, 2025 07:28 PM (3ImbR)

215 They are calling for snow here on the gulf coast of Alabama. We don’t know what to do with snow.
Posted by: Piper at January 17, 2025 07:18 PM (BUXCz)
_____________________

I got a call from the bro last week to tell me he just shoveled half a foot of snow off his driveway near Dallas, Tx. I called him a piker.

Posted by: Orson at January 17, 2025 07:28 PM (dIske)

216 Las Vegas area is popular.

Posted by: runner at January 17, 2025 07:28 PM (g47mK)

217 Snow boobs obviously....

Posted by: Stateless at January 17, 2025 07:28 PM (jvJvP)

218
Look how they're revising history for carter.

And they'll do the same for biden.

Imagine what kids, 50 years from now, will be told about biden...or Trump.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 17, 2025 07:28 PM (MsCOV)

219 Some of my ancestors are from the Florida panhandle. They were pretty poor, but my great grandfather had a little store and they lived in the back. No electricity or plumbing up until the 60s. My grandfather got out of there and started hauling chickens to Jacksonville from Georgia.

Posted by: fd at January 17, 2025 07:29 PM (vFG9F)

220 guys, *looks around*, why do you think ace wanted us to watch Rabbits (in the sidebar) ???
Posted by: runner

I found it sleep inducing. Perhaps it implants something unspeakable.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 17, 2025 07:29 PM (/lPRQ)

221 I went back a couple of years ago for a visit and I almost didn't recognize the place. It's grown substantially.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 17, 2025 07:23 PM (LkLld)

---------------

* Las Vegas and Henderson, Nevada have (once again) entered the chat *
=====
If I live another 40 years and yet never see Las Vegas again, I'm completely fine with that. My last visit was 2 years ago and the city now has exactly *zero* of the charm it held in the late 80s-thru-mid 90s.

Posted by: Crusader at January 17, 2025 07:29 PM (azSra)

222 Snow angels.

Just not in the dog park.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 17, 2025 07:27 PM (lUFok)

-----------------

Heh.

* In best Bill Murray Ghostbusters deadpan: "Important Safety Tip" *

Has that wildfire out near Payson affected y'all? What's it been, like a month now?

Posted by: ShainS -- Commie-Caused Conflagrations Created Califzuela's Chernobyl at January 17, 2025 07:29 PM (B6F9D)

223 Didn't Leon Panetta use the password PASSWORD at one time or was it his brother?? I can't keep up with the nonsense.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 17, 2025 07:29 PM (Sgq8y)

224 Whomever did this, to get it to be a meme, had to have done it in real life. That person is my hero.
----
LOL

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 17, 2025 07:29 PM (5LoD7)

225 202
'Why the hell would someone at the embassy in Cambodia have info on Israeli military operations'

Maybe his access to Israeli military operations wasn't accidental?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 17, 2025 07:29 PM (3wi/L)

226 >>* Las Vegas and Henderson, Nevada have (once again) entered the chat *

Yea, I was there a few months ago. That area really has grown. I hear a 2nd airport is on the way.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 17, 2025 07:30 PM (LkLld)

227 Look how they're revising history for carter.

Unless they can conjure up 400 plus days of hostages - and I don't think Hamas is going to help - then good fucking luck.

Posted by: What Willl We Do at January 17, 2025 07:30 PM (2ySgH)

228 Using classified documents for fun and profit.

A day ending in"Y" for Hillary and Huma during their time at State.

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 17, 2025 07:30 PM (Gqoy+)

229 If I live another 40 years and yet never see Las Vegas again, I'm completely fine with that. My last visit was 2 years ago and the city now has exactly *zero* of the charm it held in the late 80s-thru-mid 90s.

Posted by: Crusader at January 17, 2025 07:29 PM (azSra)

-------------

Yep. Unrecognizable to me (grew up there in the 60s & 70s). Hate going back to see old friends ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Commie-Caused Conflagrations Created Califzuela's Chernobyl at January 17, 2025 07:30 PM (B6F9D)

230 'Why the hell would someone at the embassy in Cambodia have info on Israeli military operations'
=====
"Why would God want a starship?".

Posted by: James T. Kirk at January 17, 2025 07:31 PM (azSra)

231
Ace's goodnight kiss is Nood

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 17, 2025 07:31 PM (MsCOV)

232 Weird that a gangster got Vegas going as a thing.

Posted by: eleven at January 17, 2025 07:32 PM (fV+MH)

233 Posted by: actually inside the beltway at January 17, 2025 07:22 PM (xA5g+)
----
Very good!

Keep up the reports.

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 17, 2025 07:32 PM (5LoD7)

234 Wow! Multiple pile-ups in TX due to high winds and dust storm:

https://tinyurl.com/3fhbfy54

New Mexico's I-10 corridor says, "Welcome to the party, pal."

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 17, 2025 07:32 PM (lUFok)

235 >>Yep. Unrecognizable to me (grew up there in the 60s & 70s). Hate going back to see old friends ...

The manager of my dive shop in PR was a Las Vegas native. Never thought of Las Vegas as a big scuba area.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 17, 2025 07:33 PM (LkLld)

236 135 tell me about stereotypical Jews

well, you got the left ones and you got the right ones. put them together, and it's like having a 3dtypical jew.

Posted by: anachronda at January 17, 2025 07:34 PM (edU/H)

237 Yea, I was there a few months ago. That area really has grown. I hear a 2nd airport is on the way.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 17, 2025 07:30 PM (LkLld)

-------------

When they built McCarran (I can't believe they renamed it after that f*cking scum Harry Reid) before my time there, everybody complained it was too far away.

Now it's in the middle of everything, and people who buy and move into homes around it complain about the noise.

Anywho, for decades they've been talking about building one out in Sandy Valley near the Califzuela border ... which is like 50 miles away.

Posted by: ShainS -- Commie-Caused Conflagrations Created Califzuela's Chernobyl at January 17, 2025 07:35 PM (B6F9D)

238 In Israel, they don't like guns. Even when getting invaded by Hamas, they don't like guns or personal violence. I was there and saw it.

Posted by: What Willl We Do at January 17, 2025 07:08 PM (2ySgH)

Saw the cute IDF lasses with SMGs in the doorways of the Jaffa Mall when I was there in the 80s when missiles were coming down in the north.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 17, 2025 07:36 PM (n7h9X)

239 I know a guy in Vegas who was laughed at for buying up cheap land nowhere near the city in the 60's and 70's.
Not even paved roads to most of it so he also opened a paving company. He's probably one of the richest guys in Vegas now. The race track sits on some of what he bought.
Half of Henderson too, which was literally a large trailer park at the time. Blink as you dove through and you would miss it.

Posted by: Reforger at January 17, 2025 07:39 PM (xcIvR)

240 Look how they're revising history for carter.

And they'll do the same for biden.

Imagine what kids, 50 years from now, will be told about biden...or Trump.
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 17, 2025 07:28 PM (MsCOV)

This is like a HS reunion for the MSM and deep state assholes, when they were looking up to their corrupt bosses just starting out in DC.. none of them give a crap about Carter. When they die out we will hardly remember him at all

Posted by: Oldcat at January 17, 2025 07:41 PM (n7h9X)

241 Saw the cute IDF lasses with SMGs in the doorways of the Jaffa Mall when I was there in the 80s when missiles were coming down in the north.

Times change. On 10/7 - in Tel Aviv, as I was trying to get my ass out because I was just an eater and I assumed Israel was going to Total War ? When I said "get some" while checking out, I had more than one Jew start in on a scold.

As I'd watched, for twelve hours prior, the IDF Medivac both troops and civvies right next door. Urban Israel is much more NYC than they are Chicago. Certainly not Nashville.

Posted by: What Willl We Do at January 17, 2025 07:43 PM (2ySgH)

242 well, you got the left ones and you got the right ones. put them together, and it's like having a 3dtypical jew.

It really is odd to see, here, some of you regarding Jews. Some of you want to think Israelis are basically Cossacks kicking ass. They are not. Some of you want to think Israel is Wakanda. Israel is not.

And then some of you, Jewish to the core, love to talk about it but don't move there. Trust me - if there was a Redneck Trailer Park Homeland ? I'd move there.

Posted by: What Willl We Do at January 17, 2025 07:50 PM (2ySgH)

243 140 "I bet the feds agreed to a sweetheart deal."

Not too late to get one of those Biden Pardons.

Posted by: El Mariachi at January 17, 2025 07:08 PM (nLFEI)

Hah! First thought that crossed my mind.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 17, 2025 08:12 PM (ynpvh)

244 Violent Antifa & far-left militants

Fascist is as Fascist does. She doesn't like his Israeli flag to she grabs it and additionally committed assault and battery. Will Little Miss Sunshine get to go to jail? If it's a blue shithole, probably not.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 17, 2025 08:18 PM (ynpvh)

245 26
You fire the person who hired this guy. Then you fire the person who hired the person who hired this guy. And you keep going up the ladder until you reach the top.
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 17, 2025 06:41 PM (MsCOV)
Allow me to be less polite and forgiving
Iran has publicly declared war on the US.
Treason is punishable by death
Line the HR dweebs who hired him, his trainers and mentors, and his supervisors and superiors up to watch the hanging.
And then start asking them questions…
Firmly

Posted by: Coelacanth at January 17, 2025 08:55 PM (tvtMu)

246 Was just reading some Ukrainian newspapers online. Wow, they REALLY don't like Hegseth. They, also, think Biden screwed everything up for them by waiting too long to send real aid. They, also, talk about the NORK soldiers, who apparently don't surrender. If they get injured, they cover themselves with flammable liquid and sent off a grenade. So far, they've only captured two. One wanted to return to N. Korea. The other wanted to stay in Ukraine.

Posted by: Orson at January 17, 2025 09:01 PM (dIske)

247 Agree Ace, the nose ring doesn't matter - the apparent communist takeover of it does. Bigly. It is NOT protecting Americans, just their masters.

Posted by: Danimal28 at January 18, 2025 08:43 AM (nT4HF)

248 Traitor. Any act that undermines our greatest enemy Israel is an act of heroic patriotism.

Posted by: ccoffer at January 18, 2025 09:11 AM (TfqLA)

Processing 0.04, elapsed 0.0489 seconds.
15 queries taking 0.0156 seconds, 257 records returned.
Page size 129 kb.
Powered by Minx 0.8 beta.