Quick Hits

Daniel Penny is riding the subway again,
and he's bringing hell with him

Supposedly, the rat-infested criminal organization the FBI shut its DEI office in December.

By which they mean: We shut down the office as an acknowledged node on our organizational chart, and reassigned all the DEI Monitors to places where they can really do damage, like in FBI field offices.

"In recent weeks, the FBI took steps to close the Office of Diversity and Inclusion (ODI), effective by December 2024," the agency told Fox News Digital on Thursday.
The agency didn't specify why it had closed the office, although many Republicans have been critical of it prioritizing DEI, saying that had overshadowed national security.
Earlier this month, Republican Sen. Marsha Blackburn sent a letter to FBI Director Christopher Wray claiming that "radical" DEI practices had "endangered" Americans following the New Year's Day terrorist attack in New Orleans.

Just shut them down:

Ron "The Meatball" DeSantis (and I use "The Meatball" to mean "Awesome") has appointed Ashley Moody to take over for Marco Rubio.

Moody is DeSantis' AG and people who follow Florida politics say she's a rock.

From the gaywads at Axios:

Why it matters: Moody is a DeSantis and Donald Trump loyalist. Her appointment will set off a chain-reaction of office-seeking and Florida political drama heading into 2026.
...
What they're saying: "I want somebody that's going to work with President Trump to deliver on the mandate he earned from the American people," DeSantis said.
That means cutting spending, stopping inflation, reining in the "federal bureaucracy," fighting against illegal immigration, and "putting Americans first" by not "bringing foreigners in to displace our own people in key positions," DeSantis said.
DeSantis also noted Moody, a fifth generation Floridian, was a corporate lawyer, judge and, as a teen, was even elected "queen of the famous Strawberry Festival" in her hometown of Plant City.
"I'm ready to show up and fight for this nation and fight for President Trump to deliver the American First agenda on day one," Moody said. "I've got the backs of the American people, DOGE and President Trump."

AG Ashley Moody
@AGAshleyMoody
As a former judge, I will take my role confirming judges and justices seriously to ensure that, like Justices Thomas and Alito, they share the values and concepts of law as our Founding Fathers understood them. I will work through the Senate confirmation process to ensure those who get confirmed are strong nominees and know that it is their duty to interpret the Constitution as it is written.

Democrat Congressional staffers are crusading for what's really important -- a four-day workweek. Not for everyone, just for these best-of-the-DEI-brightest world-beaters.

The group asking for this perk is called the Congressional Progressive Staff Association (CPTA), and they sent a letter to Speaker of the House Mike Johnson (R-LA) and House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-NY) Thursday pleading with them to "consider adopting a proposal that would improve worker satisfaction, increase staff retention in Congress, and model a more sustainable approach to work on a national level."
That proposal? A 32-hour workweek when Congress isn't in session.
The proposal actually goes further, giving district-based staffers at least a 20 percent reduction in their working hours when their House member is in D.C.

Under the proposal, congressional staffers would still work long hours when their boss is around. But when Congress is in session, district office staffers would be entitled to an abbreviated, 20-percent-lighter schedule, and when it is not, D.C.-based staff would have a lighter week.

LA's DEI Mayor wasn't just in Ghana during the wildfires, despite being warned beforehand that the Santa Ana winds would be particularly strong and the city was in "extreme" danger of fires.

She also attended a cocktail party, and posed for pictures, after she was told the city was in fact on fire.

Embattled Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass is once again at the center of controversy after social media photos showed that she was at a cocktail party in Ghana as the Palisades Fire exploded. Bass was in the African nation as part of a delegation sent by the Biden administration for the inauguration of Ghanaian President John Dramani Mahama, the Los Angeles Times reported on Tuesday.
Bass appeared to be posing for photos just before 8:00 p.m. local time, which was 12 p.m. in Los Angeles, according to the Los Angeles Times. Moments later, evacuation orders were issued due to the Palisades Fire.
"The presidential delegation was hosted by the United States ambassador to Ghana on the way to the plane," said Bass spokesperson Zach Seidl said, according to the LA Times. "For the majority of the time, the mayor was in a different room on calls from LA."
A spokesperson for the US ambassador to Ghana told the LA Times that Mahama held the reception for the American delegation before they were set to return to the United States on a military plane.
On Jan. 2, days before Bass left for Ghana, the National Weather Service warned of the potential for "extreme fire weather conditions" due to the Santa Ana winds. Just days later, the Palisades were burning, and residents were ordered to evacuate.

Karen Bass's staff responded by deleting pictures of the cocktail party.

What are we doing with these people running our city? https://t.co/QIeJmv21XD
— Justine Bateman (@JustineBateman) January 16, 2025

Wildfire Victim: I desperately want to get back into my home and begin the clean up process to start putting my life back together.

Los Angeles County: We’re gonna have to survey, inspect, approve, authorize & scrutinize that debris before starting to put your life back together pic.twitter.com/X8WAgb8i1m
— Kevin Dalton (@TheKevinDalton) January 16, 2025

"And so it begins," added Adam Carolla.

NEW: New Jersey school teacher arrested for allegedly having a child with a 13-year-old student who was living in her home.

The relationship began when teacher Laura Caron was about 26 years old and the child was 11.

In December, the victim's father noticed that the child… pic.twitter.com/YgGS38LYtt
— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) January 16, 2025

A shman with "they/them" pronouns who works at a "DEI-focused" company has been banned from life from Eagles games -- and boy, you have to do something special to get banned from Eagles games -- for repeatedly calling a woman "an ugly, dumb c*nt" at the game, apparently because she was wearing a Packers shirt.

NEW: Eagles fan Ryan Caldwell, who works for a DEI-focused management consulting firm in East Brunswick, New Jersey, calls a woman 'ugly, dumb c***'

Caldwell's profile describes him as a business analyst using 'they/them' pronouns for his roles in hospitality management

The… pic.twitter.com/s4ZevpfkrX
— Unlimited L's (@unlimited_ls) January 14, 2025

Posted by: Ace at 06:33 PM

Comments

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1 I see a grey board and I want it painted red.

Posted by: Stop staring at me at January 16, 2025 06:35 PM (+0goo)

2 Willowed.

What will it take to make Hillary so supremely angry that she literally explodes, like that big guy who played one of David Lo Pan's guards in Big Trouble in Little China?

Her reserves of self-regard must be unimaginably vast.

Posted by: Paco at January 16, 2025 06:36 PM (mADJX)

3 Okey fine

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at January 16, 2025 06:36 PM (+HzbQ)

4 I’d go along with a 32 hour work week if it corresponds with a 20% reduction in wages. Win/win!

Posted by: Pete Seria at January 16, 2025 06:37 PM (7ZQe3)

5 Nbc nightly news.

The Israelis are being mean to those lovely Palestinian people again.

Nbc. They're the CNN of NBC.

Posted by: Stateless at January 16, 2025 06:39 PM (jvJvP)

6 Large Mouth Bass

Posted by: wth at January 16, 2025 06:39 PM (v0R5T)

7 All the fields are gray ... not California Dreaming ...

Posted by: lurk at January 16, 2025 06:39 PM (FIL9P)

8 >>In December, the victim's father noticed that the child…

was displaying remarkable bouts of 'Post Nut' Clarity.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2025 06:40 PM (snN/i)

9 Starship explodes after unmanned launch?

Posted by: L - When will we hit rock bottom? Not today at January 16, 2025 06:40 PM (NFX2v)

10 The cocktails i Ghana are made from cow's blood and the tears of dead child soldiers.

Posted by: zombie at January 16, 2025 06:40 PM (pMi6S)

11 More teacher rape.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 16, 2025 06:41 PM (dR6yv)

12 Are we supposed to not notice the teacher is hot?

Gonna throw a flag on the so-called victim’s parents here. Under no circumstance are you letting your children live with someone else, unless you are incapacitated.

Otherwise they are accomplices.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 16, 2025 06:41 PM (Rvce+)

13 4 years later.

Not to go full Godwin (or I guess I am) but this reminds me of Nazis running the camps right up until they are to be overrun by the allies.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 16, 2025 06:41 PM (bss/y)

14 I prefer my heroes go back to their normal lives and not try to make a buck off of their actions

Posted by: Creek at January 16, 2025 06:41 PM (HAK/L)

15 Karen Bass's staff responded by deleting pictures of the cocktail party.

Why?
The pics show a cool competent leader who inspires other. Like Bond, James Bond.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 16, 2025 06:41 PM (/lPRQ)

16 The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee 2h
Obama To Divorce Michelle After Discovering She’s Actually A Woman
buff.ly/4jycdZZ

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 16, 2025 06:42 PM (5LoD7)

17 Not just a technical correction: Ashley Moody is not "Ron DeSantis's AG." She works closely with him and they are aligned, but she is an independently elected statewide officer. That matters because it means she has campaigned and won statewide and could retain the Senate seat. She is outstanding.

Posted by: no one at January 16, 2025 06:43 PM (1+ahE)

18 Hahahaha, it's going to take 2 years for those homeowners to get permits to clear the debris and then they will be fined for not clearing the debris.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 16, 2025 06:43 PM (oT+t6)

19 Why even BE mayor if you can't go on taxpayer-funded junkets to Third World shitholes? Give the poor lady a break.

Posted by: zombie at January 16, 2025 06:43 PM (pMi6S)

20 She blowed up real good

Posted by: Zeera , The People Are Coming at January 16, 2025 06:43 PM (5sYbz)

21 Why did the parents of those kids let them live with the teacher for 4 years? There is so much more to this story and what the kids have been through.

Posted by: Piper at January 16, 2025 06:44 PM (p4NUW)

22 The FBI is still arresting people for January 6.

Tear the agency down, rebuild it under a new name with narrowly defined powers, and fire anybody connected with the January 6th persecutions.

And if you can't fire them, stick them in the Dept. of Agriculture and make them green bean inspectors or lecturers on the artificial insemination of pigs.

Posted by: Paco at January 16, 2025 06:44 PM (mADJX)

23 The teacher could have gone to the bar to find a stiff one.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 16, 2025 06:44 PM (dR6yv)

24 >>Hahahaha, it's going to take 2 years for those homeowners to get permits to clear the debris and then they will be fined for not clearing the debris.

It will be worse. The sites will be condemned for 'Toxic' waste.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2025 06:44 PM (snN/i)

25 ...pleading with them to "consider adopting a proposal that would improve worker satisfaction, increase staff retention in Congress, and model a more sustainable approach to work on a national level."

So you're saying worker satisfaction and job applications would improve if less work was required? That's crazytalk. No one wants to be paid to do nothing. It's simply never dreamed.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at January 16, 2025 06:44 PM (aXxgO)

26 60-year-old enviro-Karen arrested for CA suspicion of arson:

https://tinyurl.com/53nva2bn
screenshot

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 16, 2025 06:45 PM (5LoD7)

27 NEW: New Jersey school teacher arrested for allegedly having a child with a 13-year-old student who was living in her home.

The relationship began when teacher Laura Caron was about 26 years old and the child was 11.

This student has now been declared the next president of France.

Posted by: Bert G at January 16, 2025 06:45 PM (VARTN)

28 Moody is young which means DeSantis is not going for the FL Senate seat after his time as governor is over.

Are you ready for DeSantis v Vance for President in 2028?

Posted by: The Greys at January 16, 2025 06:45 PM (t0Rmr)

29 145 Democrats voted against it.

Someone should make a video of Musk and Trump taking turns reading the names/states of all 145 of them.

Posted by: Crusader at January 16, 2025 06:45 PM (azSra)

30 Evening Ace
Best caption I saw to the Daniel Penny picture was Safest car on the subway.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 16, 2025 06:45 PM (t/2Uw)

31 >>60-year-old enviro-Karen arrested for CA suspicion of arson:

Told you it was Climate Change!

Posted by: Gavin Newsome at January 16, 2025 06:45 PM (snN/i)

32 Axios Sounds the Alarm Bells: Warns CEOs Can Now Say Whatever They Want (the HORROR!)

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Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... MASS HYSTERIA!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at January 16, 2025 06:45 PM (L/fGl)

33 23 The teacher could have gone to the bar to find a stiff one.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 16, 2025 06:44 PM (dR6yv)

The kid was 11. Obviously she wasn’t looking for stiff.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 16, 2025 06:46 PM (Rvce+)

34 Ian Jaeger @IanJaeger29 3h
BREAKING: Nevada Governor Joe Lombardo plans to introduce a bill to have all ballots counted by Election Day.

Thank you Governor!

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 16, 2025 06:46 PM (5LoD7)

35 24 >>Hahahaha, it's going to take 2 years for those homeowners to get permits to clear the debris and then they will be fined for not clearing the debris.

It will be worse. The sites will be condemned for 'Toxic' waste.
Posted by: garrett

I will not be surprised which it is later proven that the fires were started by environmental activist seek to "re-wild" Los Angeles. This is their wet dream,

Posted by: zombie at January 16, 2025 06:46 PM (pMi6S)

36 It will be worse. The sites will be condemned for 'Toxic' waste.
Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2025 06:44 PM (snN/i)

That would be my guess at the play. Have florescent bulbs? OMG!!!!! Toxic mercury! Superfund site!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 16, 2025 06:46 PM (bss/y)

37 The teacher could have gone to the bar to find a stiff one.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 16, 2025 06:44 PM (dR6yv)
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There's a lot of sexual perversion among teachers these days, and you have to wonder if they choose the career field with that in mind.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 16, 2025 06:46 PM (ZOv7s)

38 Why do billionaires not want me to see a fake blond in a tight skirt sitting on the hood of a car?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 16, 2025 06:47 PM (2UnvF)

39 A 20% shorter work week and a 50% lower paycheck, I'M ON BOARD!!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at January 16, 2025 06:47 PM (17s+e)

40 "But when Congress is in session, district office staffers would be entitled to an abbreviated, 20-percent-lighter schedule, and when it is not, D.C.-based staff would have a lighter week."

Or, we can make you a part-time employee with all of the attendant benefits deserved by such a reclassification.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at January 16, 2025 06:47 PM (aXxgO)

41 I’d go along with a 32 hour work week if it corresponds with a 20% reduction in wages. Win/win!
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I could get behind a 20 hour work week if it corresponds with a 50% reduction in wages.

Posted by: Crusader at January 16, 2025 06:47 PM (azSra)

42 Why did she have to go to Ghana? Don't we have an ambassador?

Posted by: grammie's iPad at January 16, 2025 06:48 PM (SfhV1)

43 Shocked Daniel Penny would ever ride the subway again. Good for you, bro.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 16, 2025 06:48 PM (LMyYC)

44 What is with these attractive women having sex with boys? Is it a power trip or what?

Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2025 06:48 PM (KQk9m)

45 The kid was 11. Obviously she wasn’t looking for stiff.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 16, 2025 06:46 PM (Rvce+)
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Exactly. It is about controlling a young male. Her browsing history would be quite telling, methinks.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 16, 2025 06:48 PM (ZOv7s)

46 Zerohedge.

This made me laugh.

Game Company Square Enix Threatens To Sue Customers For Criticizing Their DEI Practices

Posted by: Stateless at January 16, 2025 06:48 PM (jvJvP)

47 Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok 2h
BREAKING: The FBI shut down its DEI office - FOX

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 16, 2025 06:49 PM (5LoD7)

48 >>What is with these attractive women having sex with boys? Is it a power trip or what?

They might just really hate pubic hair.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2025 06:49 PM (snN/i)

49 Why do billionaires not want me to see a fake blond in a tight skirt sitting on the hood of a car?

Uh...what's this in relation to?

Posted by: Someone that liked that Whitesnakevideo at January 16, 2025 06:50 PM (t0Rmr)

50 FBI, rats scrambling for cover as the lights are turned on.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 16, 2025 06:50 PM (oT+t6)

51 She prefers a shorn scrotum?

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 16, 2025 06:51 PM (NUdiI)

52 What is with these attractive women having sex with boys? Is it a power trip or what?
Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2025 06:48 PM (KQk9m)
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That's exactly what it is - reducing a male to total compliance.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 16, 2025 06:51 PM (ZOv7s)

53 I mean there is Manscaped for that now....

Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2025 06:52 PM (KQk9m)

54 She prefers a shorn scrotum?

Hmm, I wonder if she knows that a certain well respected and rich genius also has a shorn scrotum?

Posted by: Dr Evil at January 16, 2025 06:52 PM (t0Rmr)

55 But pedophilia isn't a crime it's a disorder !

Posted by: It's me donna at January 16, 2025 06:52 PM (VE6XX)

56 Kevin Dalton
@TheKevinDalton
·
Follow
Wildfire Victim: I desperately want to get back into my home and begin the clean up process to start putting my life back together.

Los Angeles County: We’re gonna have to survey, inspect, approve, authorize & scrutinize that debris before starting to put your life back together
=====

Get used to it peons.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 16, 2025 06:52 PM (LMyYC)

57 Browser history! Types deletes types deletes delete browser history.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at January 16, 2025 06:52 PM (QSrLX)

58 Sen. Colton Moore @realColtonMoore
Senator Colton Moore, who exposed and defeated corrupt District Attorney Fani Willis last year, has been arrested by the Anti-Trump Speaker of the Georgia House.

Colton is being held in the same Atlanta jail as President Trump.
11:49 AM · Jan 16, 2025

https://tinyurl.com/282pbkze
22 seconds; violence at arrest

Southern FFA Family @FFAFamily 5h
Senator Colton Moore is seen here being thrown to the ground by Keith Williams, General Counsel to the Office of Speaker.

Senator Moore is being held at Fulton County Jail for Willful Obstruction Of Law Enforcement Officers.

Surety Bond set at $1,000.

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 16, 2025 06:53 PM (5LoD7)

59 Did Elon mention Ace of Spades HQ?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 16, 2025 06:53 PM (lhenN)

60 Quote tweet: Tom Fitton @TomFitton · Dec 11, 2024
Fani Willis is something else. We’ve been doing this work for 30 years, and this is the first time in our experience a government official has been found in default for not showing up in court to answer an open records lawsuit. @JudicialWatch @RealDonaldTrump

Tom Fitton @TomFitton · Jan 16
DEADLINE: Fani Willis operation must pay @JudicialWatch nearly $22,000 by tomorrow, per court order.

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 16, 2025 06:53 PM (5LoD7)

61 Was watching Hideout on TCM, and I said it was sort of like Witness, so we found 1985 Witness free on Pluto, and are watching it.

Kelly McGillis has weird, wide boobs.

Decent movie.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 16, 2025 06:53 PM (ufFY8)

62 38 Why do billionaires not want me to see a fake blond in a tight skirt sitting on the hood of a car?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 16, 2025 06:47 PM (2UnvF)

Live your dream, man.

https://tinyurl.com/58pfmp3t

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 16, 2025 06:54 PM (bss/y)

63 59 He linked the wrong ace of spades in a Tweet

Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2025 06:54 PM (KQk9m)

64 Those teachers are looking for an easy lay. No dating, no bar hopping and plenty of raging hormones. It's like home delivery sex

Posted by: Ben Had at January 16, 2025 06:54 PM (oT+t6)

65 First it's math sneaking into the Quick Hits post.

Next thing you know, there's penguins in the Café, projectile sharting up the place.

Like rust, ~~Evil~~ Big Penguin never sleeps!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 16, 2025 06:55 PM (a3Q+t)

66 But pedophilia isn't a crime it's a disorder !
Posted by: It's me donna at January 16, 2025 06:52 PM (VE6XX)
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Embrace the healing power of "and."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 16, 2025 06:55 PM (ZOv7s)

67 44 What is with these attractive women having sex with boys? Is it a power trip or what?
Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2025 06:48 PM (KQk9m)

Control. Need for innocence in the object of control.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 16, 2025 06:55 PM (bss/y)

68 As for still arresting J6 people clearly that is a fuck you directed at Trump by people who need to be fired

Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2025 06:55 PM (KQk9m)

69 The difference between how DeSantis handled a natural disaster and Newsom is unbelievable. DeSantis had workers lined up and ready before the storm and immediately after, had roads open and even had a bridge rebuilt in like 3 days. He was in front of cameras evry day telling people how to deal. People piled up debris at the street and someone came and took it away.
In CA, they haven't even been able to put the fires out.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 16, 2025 06:56 PM (t/2Uw)

70 Hahahaha, it's going to take 2 years for those homeowners to get permits to clear the debris and then they will be fined for not clearing the debris.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 16, 2025 06:43 PM (oT+t6)

They should hire illegals to steal and dump the stuff.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 16, 2025 06:56 PM (n7h9X)

71 He linked the wrong ace of spades in a Tweet

=====
Lemmy's dead. He's the only other Ace of Spades I was familiar with.

Posted by: Crusader at January 16, 2025 06:56 PM (azSra)

72 >>> Did Elon mention Ace of Spades HQ?
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 16, 2025 06:53 PM (lhenN)

Yes, but it was because Elon miss typed someone else's twitter handle:

x.com/AceofSpadesHQ/status/
1879941594008457516

Posted by: banana Dream at January 16, 2025 06:56 PM (Y6IkP)

73 FBI will change its DEI office name to some bureaucratic speech , but it will have the same function. The office may be gone, by the ideology remains

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 16, 2025 06:57 PM (dR02F)

74 Those teachers are looking for an easy lay. No dating, no bar hopping and plenty of raging hormones. It's like home delivery sex
Posted by: Ben Had at January 16, 2025 06:54 PM (oT+t6)
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Disagree. There's something much worse going on. Demonic, one might say.

Women are typically attracted to mature, masculine men. An 11 year old should not even register as a sexual object.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 16, 2025 06:57 PM (ZOv7s)

75 Is Chuy being considered for an Administration position?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 16, 2025 06:57 PM (a3Q+t)

76 I haven't read the comments yet, but I assume there have already been comments along the line of "dang, I wish I'd had a teacher that looked like that and wanted to have sex".

Posted by: Archimedes at January 16, 2025 06:58 PM (xCA6C)

77 Everyone needs to just clear away their rubble. Fuck getting a permit.
And deny there was rubble to begin with.

This red tape pisses me off.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 16, 2025 06:58 PM (ufFY8)

78 Those teachers are looking for an easy lay. No dating, no bar hopping and plenty of raging hormones. It's like home delivery sex
Posted by: Ben Had

Old and busted: Door Dash

New and cool: Whore Dash

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at January 16, 2025 06:58 PM (L/fGl)

79 The difference between how DeSantis handled a natural disaster and Newsom is unbelievable. DeSantis had workers lined up and ready before the storm and immediately after, had roads open and even had a bridge rebuilt in like 3 days. He was in front of cameras evry day telling people how to deal. People piled up debris at the street and someone came and took it away.
In CA, they haven't even been able to put the fires out.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 16, 2025 06:56 PM (t/2Uw)

To be fair, it is routine to allow fires to run in the backcountry where there are no roads to speak of and no people. Getting equipment up there would be impossible and a slip up fatal.

DeSantis has been a great governor and we need that state to export good people to other states.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 16, 2025 06:59 PM (n7h9X)

80 Is Chuy being considered for an Administration position?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 16, 2025 06:57 PM (a3Q+t)

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Secretary of Open Tags and Loose Shit.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 16, 2025 06:59 PM (2UnvF)

81 18 Hahahaha, it's going to take 2 years for those homeowners to get permits to clear the debris and then they will be fined for not clearing the debris.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 16, 2025 06:43 PM (oT+t6)

You hate to see it.
But you actually fucking love to see it.
🤣

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 16, 2025 06:59 PM (AMcpv)

82 She also attended a cocktail party, and posed for pictures, after she was told the city was in fact on fire.

She needs to be playing a violin in those photos...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 16, 2025 06:59 PM (ynpvh)

83 "The presidential delegation was hosted by the United States ambassador to Ghana on the way to the plane," said Bass spokes~~person~~man Zach Seidl said, according to the LA Times. "For the majority of the time, the mayor was in a different room on calls from LA."

A spokes~~person~~man for the US ambassador to Ghana told the LA Times that Mahama held the reception for the American delegation before they were set to return to the United States on a military plane.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 16, 2025 06:59 PM (YqDXo)

84 80 Is Chuy being considered for an Administration position?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 16, 2025 06:57 PM (a3Q+t)

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Secretary of Open Tags and Loose Shit.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 16, 2025 06:59 PM (2UnvF)

Homeless Czar...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 16, 2025 07:00 PM (ynpvh)

85 Also, I missed the previous thread, but f*** Paul Ryan.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 16, 2025 07:00 PM (xCA6C)

86 Going to a cocktail party in Ghana is on my bucket list

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 16, 2025 07:00 PM (dR02F)

87 Those teachers are looking for an easy lay. No dating, no bar hopping and plenty of raging hormones. It's like home delivery sex
Posted by: Ben Had

Old and busted: Door Dash

New and cool: Whore Dash
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at January 16, 2025 06:58 PM (L/fGl)

I'd buy that for a 15-16-17 year old highschooler. 13? Not so much. That gal is all kind of bent.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 16, 2025 07:01 PM (n7h9X)

88 >>Those teachers are looking for an easy lay. No dating, no bar hopping and plenty of raging hormones. It's like home delivery sex

Is there a program one can enroll in?

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2025 07:01 PM (LkLld)

89 Quote tweet: Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal · 13h
🚨WASHINGTON POST CARTOONIST ARRESTED FOR CSAM POSSESSION

Darrin Bell, the Pulitzer Prize-winning cartoonist behind 'Candorville' and 'Rudy Park,' has been arrested in California after authorities discovered 134 videos of child sexual abuse material (CSAM), including
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Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays
They kept the wrong cartoonist.

https://tinyurl.com/8kmzy8ws

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper
BREAKING: Washington Post cartoonist Darrin Bell has been arrested for child pornography

https://tinyurl.com/42yymy56
screencap of charges

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 16, 2025 07:01 PM (5LoD7)

90 I haven't read the comments yet, but I assume there have already been comments along the line of "dang, I wish I'd had a teacher that looked like that and wanted to have sex".
Posted by: Archimedes at January 16, 2025 06:58 PM (xCA6C)
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No, the fact that he was 11 is disturbing.

"Hot for Teacher" scenarios are more of a high school thing.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 16, 2025 07:01 PM (ZOv7s)

91 "In December, the victim's father noticed that the child looked like him and his son, raising concerns."

We are either talking about a ginger or a year-round tan, me thinks.

Posted by: Cray Cray at January 16, 2025 07:01 PM (EES2L)

92 Those teachers are looking for an easy lay. No dating, no bar hopping and plenty of raging hormones. It's like home delivery sex

Tbh there are a lot of internet platforms that offer that already

Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2025 07:02 PM (KQk9m)

93 He was in front of cameras every day telling people how to deal.
______________________

"Those seeking more information need to go to URL."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 16, 2025 07:02 PM (YqDXo)

94 43 Shocked Daniel Penny would ever ride the subway again. Good for you, bro.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 16, 2025 06:48 PM (LMyYC)

Maybe a couple months after Bernie Goetz's trial ended pre-sentencing or maybe after he was released, he and I got on the same uptown #1 Train at 14th Street and 7th Avenue. Now that made my eyebrow raise! 40 years ago now!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2025 07:02 PM (x0n13)

95 Everywhere online I’m seeing “donate here for LA fire victims”. Yeah, no!! First off all the “‘victims” live (or shall I say used to live) in $10M homes. They don’t need my $20 donation.

Second, elections have consequences bitches.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 16, 2025 07:02 PM (AMcpv)

96 A.H. Lloyd, I respectfully disagree. I have seen too many of what pass through "Teacher's Colleges" and the maturity level isn't much older than the students they teach unless it's kindergarten

Posted by: Ben Had at January 16, 2025 07:02 PM (oT+t6)

97 Trump 45 versus Trump 47 inauguration photos:

I Meme Therefore I Am @ImMeme0
🔥🔥🔥

https://tinyurl.com/y4mcwzx4
photos

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 16, 2025 07:02 PM (5LoD7)

98 "Senator Colton Moore is seen here being thrown to the ground by Keith Williams, General Counsel to the Office of Speaker."

Could that be considered Assault? Shouldn't it? There were a bunch of cops and they didn't push/shove/hit Moore, yet Williams, in all their sights, assaulted a citizen and State Senator.

It may seem petty but technically, was that not assault? And who is really being petty here after all? Moore ruffled political feathers and they're treating him like a criminal. Talk about overtly petty bordering autocratic.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at January 16, 2025 07:02 PM (aXxgO)

99 Gonna throw a flag on the so-called victim’s parents here. Under no circumstance are you letting your children live with someone else, unless you are incapacitated.

Otherwise they are accomplices.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 16, 2025 06:41 PM (Rvce+)

This. WTF?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 16, 2025 07:02 PM (OX9vb)

100 I'd buy that for a 15-16-17 year old highschooler. 13? Not so much. That gal is all kind of bent.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 16, 2025 07:01 PM (n7h9X)

Yeah, this is like the serial killer/keep a girl in the basement kind of bent.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 16, 2025 07:02 PM (bss/y)

101 61 Was watching Hideout on TCM, and I said it was sort of like Witness, so we found 1985 Witness free on Pluto, and are watching it.

Kelly McGillis has weird, wide boobs.

Decent movie.

It is good movie; up to that point Harrison Ford was riding high on Star Wars and Indiana Jones; this was one of his early more grounded roles and he was really good. Danny Glover was awesome as a dirty vice cop; I think i read that Harrison Ford also enjoyed the barn raising scene a fair bit because he had been a carpenter before he hit it big as Han Solo. Also, as a kid, I remember being amused that in the middle of farm country, he managed to crash his car into the only structure for hundreds of yards; granted he passed out but still..the odds...

Posted by: Nelly at January 16, 2025 07:03 PM (pSknm)

102 🚨WASHINGTON POST CARTOONIST ARRESTED FOR CSAM POSSESSION

Darrin Bell, the Pulitzer Prize-winning cartoonist behind 'Candorville' and 'Rudy Park,' has been arrested in California after authorities discovered 134 videos of child sexual abuse material (CSAM), including
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He won an award? He must be a commie. Of course, we knew that already because he was at WaPo.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 16, 2025 07:03 PM (YqDXo)

103 Oh yeah the cartoonist arrested for child porn drew this

https://instapundit.com/696600/

Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2025 07:03 PM (KQk9m)

104
Saw a Tesla Mobile Repair van today. It was a Ford Transit.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 16, 2025 07:04 PM (dxSpM)

105 Trump 45 versus Trump 47 inauguration photos:

I am become death, destroyer of worlds.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 16, 2025 07:04 PM (xCA6C)

106 Having sex with an 11 year old is pedophilia. It is a perversion. Do not glamorize it. If that teacher had been male and it was an 11 year old girl ?

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 16, 2025 07:05 PM (t/2Uw)

107

If only the FBI planted Mohammed cartoons on his hard drive no one would-be complaining!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2025 07:05 PM (x0n13)

108 The teacher could have gone to the bar to find a stiff one.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 16, 2025 06:44 PM (dR6yv)
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There's a lot of sexual perversion among teachers these days, and you have to wonder if they choose the career field with that in mind.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 16, 2025 06:46 PM (ZOv7s)

Sure didn't do it for test scores in the three Rs and stem.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 16, 2025 07:05 PM (n7h9X)

109

I wish Trump had used the picture of him with fist raised saying "fight, fight".

Posted by: four seasons at January 16, 2025 07:05 PM (3ek7K)

110 I hope Hell means a 1911 with a license to kill

Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2025 07:05 PM (fwDg9)

111 banana Dream: "Yes, but it was because Elon miss typed someone else's twitter handle..."

If only the link had been to an M1 Abrams stuck in the mud.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at January 16, 2025 07:05 PM (aXxgO)

112 Kelly McGillis has weird, wide boobs.
_________________

This just in: Kelly McGillis has been selected as the new fire chief of LA.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 16, 2025 07:05 PM (YqDXo)

113 I hope that Starship gave its life saving us from the Doomsday Machine.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 16, 2025 07:06 PM (VNX3d)

114 I haven't read the comments yet, but I assume there have already been comments along the line of "dang, I wish I'd had a teacher that looked like that and wanted to have sex".

fourth grade...Mrs. Malek...husband in Vietnam. I know she was lonely.

Posted by: DanMan at January 16, 2025 07:06 PM (8uzBS)

115 Having sex with an 11 year old is pedophilia. It is a perversion. Do not glamorize it. If that teacher had been male and it was an 11 year old girl ?
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 16, 2025 07:05 PM (t/2Uw)

Very much this.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 16, 2025 07:06 PM (AMcpv)

116 Sharon, not in those person's mind.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 16, 2025 07:06 PM (oT+t6)

117 Only commenting to say I love Daniel Penny and would ride a subway happily knowning he was nearby and ready to stop a criminal. However, I doubt I will ride a subway again.

Also happy about DeSantis pick. Florida Wimmen Unite. I did live there for 30yrs.

I refer to Bass of LA as Largemouth Bass.

I also thought today was Friday, aka one day sooner for Trump to be President again. As I have been drinking like it is Friday I am not torn up about this error.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 16, 2025 07:06 PM (gi+MR)

118 Trump 45 versus Trump 47 inauguration photos:

I am become death, destroyer of worlds.
Posted by: Archimedes

45 was "Hey Brack ol buddy... I'm pres now!"

47 is "You should have let me take the win in 2020!"

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 16, 2025 07:07 PM (9tpL3)

119 Having sex with an 11 year old is pedophilia. It is a perversion. Do not glamorize it. If that teacher had been male and it was an 11 year old girl ?

Did someone glamorize it?

Posted by: Archimedes at January 16, 2025 07:07 PM (xCA6C)

120 Gonna throw a flag on the so-called victim’s parents here. Under no circumstance are you letting your children live with someone else, unless you are incapacitated.

Otherwise they are accomplices.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 16, 2025 06:41 PM (Rvce+)

This. WTF?
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 16, 2025 07:02 PM (OX9vb)

Gotta wonder where the mom of this family is while all this was going down.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 16, 2025 07:07 PM (n7h9X)

121 Hey guys. What’s up? Wanna have a Shirley Temple?

Posted by: Paul Ryans Empty Ball Sack at January 16, 2025 07:08 PM (zK360)

122 113 I hope that Starship gave its life saving us from the Doomsday Machine.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 16, 2025 07:06 PM (VNX3d)

Sound of Gary Seven twisting his "servo pen" and Terry Garr watching Isis transform back into a cat.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2025 07:08 PM (x0n13)

123
Kelly McGillis has weird, wide boobs.

She's got Bette Davis eyes, and-

Marty Feldman boobs.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 16, 2025 07:08 PM (iJfKG)

124 Addendum:

Breaking911 @Breaking911 3h
🚨 BREAKING: The FBI has closed its DEI office just days before Trump's inauguration. "In recent weeks, the FBI took steps to close the Office of Diversity and Inclusion (ODI), effective by December 2024," the agency told Fox News Digital on Thursday.

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 16, 2025 07:08 PM (5LoD7)

125 A barely passable attractive woman get laid any time she wants. With Tinder yiu don’t even have to leave the house to make it happen.

Which is why these teachers fucking kids is evidence that these women are mentally ill.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 16, 2025 07:08 PM (AMcpv)

126 Everyone needs to just clear away their rubble. Fuck getting a permit.
And deny there was rubble to begin with.
_________________

If they're getting rid of rubbish, cart off Karen Bass and the three fire dykes.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 16, 2025 07:08 PM (YqDXo)

127 13
' this reminds me of Nazis running the camps right up until they are to be overrun by the allies.'

That's an excellent analogy. It captures the hatred and stupid, mindless fanaticism of the 'Rats.
I hope they get an ending comparable to the Nazis.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 16, 2025 07:09 PM (3wi/L)

128 It is good that the Libs of TikTok keep exposing these teachers. Andy Nguyen too. It is hard to understand how exploiting children for sex has become so mainstream. The stuff in England is horrific and yet they to,related it for years! Years! The most grotesque perversions on little girls because they were white and non Muslim.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 16, 2025 07:09 PM (t/2Uw)

129 Breaking911 @Breaking911 1h
Watch SpaceX’s enormous Starship blast off in 7th test flight

This is the MOST powerful launch vehicle ever made

https://tinyurl.com/yy9hnydc
37 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 16, 2025 07:09 PM (5LoD7)

130 Darrin Bell is as hard left as they come.

No wonder he hated people criticizing groomers they were keeping him from "his boys"

Posted by: 18-1 at January 16, 2025 07:09 PM (t0Rmr)

131 Iirc Kelly McGillis was actually raped and became a lesbian after she had the two big hits in Top Gun and Witness...

Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2025 07:10 PM (KQk9m)

132 60-year-old enviro-Karen arrested for CA suspicion of arson:

https://tinyurl.com/53nva2bn
screenshot
Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 16, 2025 06:45 PM (5LoD7)

She did about the only fire that didn't do anything if she's the one I recall. She was right off the coast highway at a park trying to set fires when the wind was blowing out to sea.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 16, 2025 07:10 PM (n7h9X)

133

Treasury and law enforcement officials told US lawmakers that Chinese hackers had accessed unclassified files between September 30 and November 18, 2024, Politico reported on Thursday, citing unnamed sources.

They allegedly gained access to the documents belonging to Yellen, Deputy Secretary of the Treasury Wally Adeyemo, and Acting Under Secretary of the Treasury Brad Smith, the report said.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2025 07:10 PM (63Dwl)

134 oldcat, in this hypersexualzed world? A ten year old can access pronhub on his smartphone.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 16, 2025 07:10 PM (oT+t6)

135 113 I hope that Starship gave its life saving us from the Doomsday Machine.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 16, 2025 07:06 PM (VNX3d)

Roșie O'Donnell Thighs . . .

Substitute the word thighs for eyes in pop songs or add the words "between the sheets" after song titles and you get some interesting results.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2025 07:10 PM (x0n13)

136 "Daniel Penny is riding the subway again,
and he's bringing hell with him"
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Boy's got some big feet.

Posted by: javems at January 16, 2025 07:11 PM (8I4hW)

137 reaking911 @Breaking911 1h
Watch SpaceX’s enormous Starship blast off in 7th test flight

This is the MOST powerful launch vehicle ever made

https://tinyurl.com/yy9hnydc
37 seconds

I think I just grew a 3rd testicle.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 16, 2025 07:11 PM (xCA6C)

138 If I'm sifting through the ashes of my burned out house looking for anything that might have survived the fire and some bureaucrat tells me I'm not allowed to do that, well, that person is gonna have a bad day.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 16, 2025 07:12 PM (2UnvF)

139 ' this reminds me of Nazis running the camps right up until they are to be overrun by the allies.'
That's an excellent analogy. It captures the hatred and stupid, mindless fanaticism of the 'Rats.
I hope they get an ending comparable to the Nazis.
Posted by: Dr. Claw

Unfortunately they will. Didn't most Nazis go unpunished?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 16, 2025 07:12 PM (9u174)

140 "Daniel Penny is riding the subway again,
and he's bringing hell with him"
----

Boy's got some big feet.
Posted by: javems
___________

Curbstompers

Posted by: Fist Rockbone at January 16, 2025 07:13 PM (Dm8we)

141 It’s maddening that with all the rampant pedo shit in school, teachers are still revered as some kind of hero class by the general public.

Plus one of the greatest lies in America today is the “starving teacher”. Teachers make fucking bank, working 6 hours a day 8 months a year. And they retire in their 50s with the most generous retirement package known to man.

And yet ask 100 people on the street, 80 will say teachers are underpaid.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 16, 2025 07:14 PM (AMcpv)

142 139 ' this reminds me of Nazis running the camps right up until they are to be overrun by the allies.'
That's an excellent analogy. It captures the hatred and stupid, mindless fanaticism of the 'Rats.
I hope they get an ending comparable to the Nazis.
Posted by: Dr. Claw

Unfortunately they will. Didn't most Nazis go unpunished?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 16, 2025 07:12 PM (9u174)

Most of the ones who did the actually mass shootings and the gassings. The big players and most of the higher ups were executed. Some like Joachim Peiper notwithstanding. Although he got his in the end but an unknown party or parties.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2025 07:15 PM (x0n13)

143 Breaking911 @Breaking911 5h
BREAKING: Trial postponed after Rudy Giuliani doesn't attend hearing in legal dispute over condo and World Series rings - AP

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 5h
BREAKING - RUDY GIULIANI AND GEORGIA ELECTION WORKERS HAVE SETTLED - COURT RECORDS

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 16, 2025 07:15 PM (5LoD7)

144 Why Axios matters: Actually, it doesn't.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 16, 2025 07:15 PM (YqDXo)

145 Unfortunately they will. Didn't most Nazis go unpunished?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 16, 2025 07:12 PM (9u174)

Yes.

Posted by: runner at January 16, 2025 07:15 PM (g47mK)

146 “ “If anyone causes one of these little ones—those who believe in me—to stumble, it would be better for them to have a large millstone hung around their neck and to be drowned in the depths of the sea.”

Matthew 18:6

Posted by: Marcus T at January 16, 2025 07:15 PM (x7I0N)

147 What's Daniel Perry reading there, something far right like a Lord of the Rings book?

Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2025 07:15 PM (KQk9m)

148 RE: 32 hour work week: Flexible work schedules are widely available for federal employment. (Law for decades.)

32 hours is considered part-time work. Benefits - not just pay - are available for part time work but reduced accordingly.

Sanders is an a** and his former department of labor cronies who interface with Congress are worse.

Posted by: L - When will we hit rock bottom? Not today at January 16, 2025 07:16 PM (NFX2v)

149 MarcusT, Amen.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 16, 2025 07:16 PM (oT+t6)

150 Kelly McGillis I don't think has aged well

Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2025 07:17 PM (fwDg9)

151 Disclose.tv @disclosetv 1h
NOW - Starship debris rains down over the Caribbean.

https://tinyurl.com/bdz748vc
14 seconds

Disclose.tv @disclosetv
NOW - SpaceX catches Starship booster with "chopsticks."

https://tinyurl.com/ycyaez3b
39 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 16, 2025 07:17 PM (5LoD7)

152 Unfortunately they will. Didn't most Nazis go unpunished?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 16, 2025 07:12 PM (9u174)

Aside for a few high profile cases, yeah Nazis by and large went unpunished. And even the high profile cases were released from prison after a few years. Other than the very highest levels of leadership, nobody suffered any consequences for their crimes.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 16, 2025 07:17 PM (AMcpv)

153 If they're getting rid of rubbish, cart off Karen Bass and the three fire dykes.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 16, 2025 07:08 PM (YqDXo)

I saw that in a monty pythons movie. Bring out your dikes *ding*..bring out your dikes *ding*

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2025 07:17 PM (VwHCD)

154 Related: Washington Post political cartoonist Darrin Bell spent most of his time portraying Republicans as hypocritical sex fiends and nazis, especially attacking people who use the term "groomer" to refer to teachers, you know, grooming children.

Well he got busted with um Cheese Pizza on his computer, including AI kiddy stuff that will be the first such case tried in the US apparently.

https://tinyurl.com/2anc5445

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2025 07:17 PM (2VST1)

155 Kelly McGillis has weird, wide boobs.

Titstavision > Vistavision?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2025 07:17 PM (x0n13)

156 Some people just need killin, Ben Had.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 16, 2025 07:17 PM (x7I0N)

157 Leading Report @LeadingReport 8h
BREAKING: Nonprofit founded by former Georgia gubernatorial candidate Stacey Abrams will pay a record $300,000 fine for violating state campaign finance laws.

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 16, 2025 07:18 PM (5LoD7)

158 Iirc Kelly McGillis was actually raped and became a lesbian after she had the two big hits in Top Gun and Witness...
Posted by: steevy

I saw her in a fairly recent indy horror flick called The Innkeepers. Holy cow, but time is a cruel mistress. She could play Maverick's mother now.

On the positive side, she's aging naturally, which I kinda like. No plastic or bee-stung lips.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at January 16, 2025 07:18 PM (b294k)

159 0 I haven't read the comments yet, but I assume there have already been comments along the line of "dang, I wish I'd had a teacher that looked like that and wanted to have sex".

Posted by: Archimedes at January 16, 2025 06:58 PM (xCA6C)

This ALWAYS bothers me.

When a male teacher sleeps with a female child, other men, correctly, want to kill or imprison him.

When a female teacher sleeps with a male child, those same men wish it had happened to them.

No. Rape is rape.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at January 16, 2025 07:18 PM (FAbrK)

160 Women are typically attracted to mature, masculine men. An 11 year old should not even register as a sexual object.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 16, 2025 06:57 PM (ZOv7s)

This. A completely different level of sickness, this is.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 16, 2025 07:18 PM (kp3e7)

161

Too funny, that Philly asshole piece of shit is obviously using they them to get over.

That's hilarious. This shithead is a scammer to boot.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at January 16, 2025 07:19 PM (et1vG)

162 MarcusT, indeed they do. Hope you are well.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 16, 2025 07:19 PM (oT+t6)

163 I am become death, destroyer of worlds.
Posted by: Archimedes

Mentions of Trump in the Bible.

https://is.gd/pC49zL

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at January 16, 2025 07:20 PM (L/fGl)

164

Amen Washington Nearsider.

I hate the comments about "wish that was me when I was 11." It is sick and disgusting.

Posted by: four seasons at January 16, 2025 07:20 PM (3ek7K)

165 haven't read the comments yet, but I assume there have already been comments along the line of "dang, I wish I'd had a teacher that looked like that and wanted to have sex".

Posted by: Archimedes at January 16, 2025 06:58 PM (xCA6C)

This ALWAYS bothers me.

When a male teacher sleeps with a female child, other men, correctly, want to kill or imprison him.

When a female teacher sleeps with a male child, those same men wish it had happened to them.

No. Rape is rape.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider

That was the point I was trying to make earlier. Maybe glamorize was the wrong word.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 16, 2025 07:20 PM (t/2Uw)

166 I saw her in a fairly recent indy horror flick called The Innkeepers. Holy cow, but time is a cruel mistress. She could play Maverick's mother now.

—

Whaaaa? A woman in 2025 could play a character 40 years older than one she played in 1986?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 16, 2025 07:20 PM (AMcpv)

167 Kelly McGillis was actually raped and became a lesbian after she had the two big hits in Top Gun and Witness...
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There's no mention of that in her Wikipedia profile. Two marriages to men, 2 children by one of them, then some sort of coming out and a kinda-marriage to a woman that lasted around a year.

Posted by: Crusader at January 16, 2025 07:21 PM (TN0g+)

168 Leading Report @LeadingReport 1h
BREAKING: Republican lawmakers have introduced legislation to prevent the creation of a federal gun registry.

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 16, 2025 07:21 PM (5LoD7)

169 Unfortunately they will. Didn't most Nazis go unpunished?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 16, 2025 07:12 PM (9u174)

Aside for a few high profile cases, yeah Nazis by and large went unpunished. And even the high profile cases were released from prison after a few years. Other than the very highest levels of leadership, nobody suffered any consequences for their crimes.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 16, 2025 07:17 PM (AMcpv)

Pretty much every adult in Germany was Nazi after decades of it, and many many were at least aware of what was going on in the persecutions and forced work programs. You can't shoot them all.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 16, 2025 07:21 PM (n7h9X)

170 Los Angeles Department of water and power also deleted all the reports about the reservoir that was empty. It’s just a big 404 world out there.

Posted by: Pj at January 16, 2025 07:21 PM (RRCAT)

171 Thank you Ben Had. Yes, ma’am I am well and still roaming south Texas. I hope you are healthy, well and the Lord is blessing you every day.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 16, 2025 07:22 PM (x7I0N)

172 I will not be surprised which it is later proven that the fires were started by environmental activist seek to "re-wild" Los Angeles. This is their wet dream,

Posted by: zombie at January 16, 2025 06:46 PM (pMi6S)
________________

Or to "prove" that climate change is "real."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 16, 2025 07:22 PM (YqDXo)

173 Los Angeles Department of water and power also deleted all the reports about the reservoir that was empty. It’s just a big 404 world out there.

Posted by: Pj at January 16, 2025 07:21 PM (RRCAT)
__________________

Did you go to URL?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 16, 2025 07:22 PM (YqDXo)

174 Wildfire Victim: I desperately want to get back into my home and begin the clean up process to start putting my life back together.

Los Angeles County: We’re gonna have to survey, inspect, approve, authorize & scrutinize that debris before starting to put your life back together
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Get used to it peons.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 16, 2025 06:52 PM (LMyYC)

------------------

Then they will have to vote Republican in big enough numbers so that Democrats won't be able to steal the election.

I suspect that leaving the state is going to be their fallback position.

Posted by: Decaf at January 16, 2025 07:22 PM (unUNN)

175 If I remember correctly, the hanging tree doesn’t care what gender you are.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 16, 2025 07:23 PM (x7I0N)

176 Aside for a few high profile cases, yeah Nazis by and large went unpunished. And even the high profile cases were released from prison after a few years. Other than the very highest levels of leadership, nobody suffered any consequences for their crimes.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 16, 2025 07:17 PM (AMcpv)
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Germany as a whole paid a significant price.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 16, 2025 07:23 PM (ZOv7s)

177 Pretty much every adult in Germany was Nazi after decades of it, and many many were at least aware of what was going on in the persecutions and forced work programs. You can't shoot them all.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 16, 2025 07:21 PM (n7h9X)

No. But any German who worked at a concentration camp should have been. At a minimum.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 16, 2025 07:23 PM (AMcpv)

178 Republican lawmakers have introduced legislation to prevent the creation of a federal gun registry.
Posted by: andycanuck

Do they include destroying the existing one that they have complied or have access to after gathering all the records from FFLs that close shop?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 16, 2025 07:23 PM (9tpL3)

179 94 43 Shocked Daniel Penny would ever ride the subway again. Good for you, bro.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 16, 2025 06:48 PM (LMyYC)

Maybe a couple months after Bernie Goetz's trial ended pre-sentencing or maybe after he was released, he and I got on the same uptown #1 Train at 14th Street and 7th Avenue. Now that made my eyebrow raise! 40 years ago now!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2025 07:02 PM (x0n13)

My buddies and I had a saying after that trial; "He who takes, Goetz!"

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 16, 2025 07:23 PM (kp3e7)

180 Kelly McGillis I don't think has aged well

Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2025 07:17 PM (fwDg9)

Serious understatement.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2025 07:23 PM (VwHCD)

181 In Final Parting Gift, Biden Appoints Harris Wildfire Czar

From the Bee.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at January 16, 2025 07:23 PM (L/fGl)

182 Sure, Jan. Sure.

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 18m
JUST IN - After the November election, Biden privately mused about the idea of pardoning Trump as a magnanimous move, according to a person directly familiar with his comments, though it’s not clear he seriously considered it - NBC

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 16, 2025 07:23 PM (5LoD7)

183 Giuliani keeps his two homes and all his personal belongings in the settlement. Apparently neither party wanted to risk a trial. It also said no guilt was ascribed to either party. There was a monetary settlement but probably no where near the 148 million.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 16, 2025 07:24 PM (t/2Uw)

184 I just want to pop in to say, thanks for bringing back one of my favorite words!

gaywad

LOVE IT

Posted by: Black Orchid at January 16, 2025 07:24 PM (Pv3Rg)

185 When a female teacher sleeps with a male child, those same men wish it had happened to them.

No. Rape is rape.
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Agreed. I think a lot of the men making those comments are doing so 20 years or more removed from being 11 or 12 years old. Some of the teachers that I now realize were smokeshows didn't interest me at all when I was 12--Molly and Karen from 7th grade Algebra seemed (at the time) way more interesting.

But now? Its easy to say "I wish Mrs Hughes and I had done things", but she was invisible to me at the time.

Posted by: Crusader at January 16, 2025 07:25 PM (TN0g+)

186 179 My buddies and I had a saying after that trial; "He who takes, Goetz!"
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 16, 2025 07:23 PM (kp3e7)

A few years back, I was working at an ad agency and the gal I worked for who was much younger than I was kept pronouncing his name Goats.

Yeah, I get it, you were not born or a young kid in 1985, but for fuck's sake? Even I knew who George Metesky was and that was 20 years before I was born.

Meh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2025 07:26 PM (x0n13)

187 103
'Oh yeah the cartoonist arrested for child porn drew this'

I hope this leftist cock gobbler enjoys decades in jail.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 16, 2025 07:27 PM (3wi/L)

188 JJ, I would look forward to a "Tales of New York" book from you.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 16, 2025 07:28 PM (oT+t6)

189 And yet ask 100 people on the street, 80 will say teachers are underpaid.

Its a religious dogma. Even questioning it is like saying you like to kick puppies, the horrific reactions.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2025 07:28 PM (2VST1)

190 AZ Intel @AZ_Intel_ 1m
"The deal between Israel and Hamas to release hostages being held in Gaza and begin a ceasefire was officially signed by negotiators in Doha on Thursday, according to two sources familiar with the issue. But the Israeli government isn't expected to vote on it until Saturday night."
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Axios report.

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 16, 2025 07:28 PM (5LoD7)

191 Remember?

5NBC DFW: Mary Kay Letourneau, Teacher Jailed for Raping Student, Dies at 58
Letourneau was a married mother of four having difficulties with her marriage in 1996 when Vili Fualaau was a precocious 12-year-old in Letourneau’s class at Shorewood Elementary in Burien, a south Seattle suburb
Published July 7, 2020 • Updated on July 9, 2020

Posted by: L - When will we hit rock bottom? Not today at January 16, 2025 07:28 PM (NFX2v)

192 This is from IMDB but the incident happened earlier than I thought

Wanted to play the role of "Kathryn Murphy", the district attorney in The Accused (198

, because she and her roommate were assaulted and raped by two men in their apartment in 1982.

Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2025 07:28 PM (KQk9m)

193 Kelly McGillis I don't think has aged well

Yeah she looks horrific. I don't mind a woman who ages, we all do. Something went really wrong with her.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2025 07:29 PM (2VST1)

194 "Precocious" indeed

Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2025 07:29 PM (KQk9m)

195 AZ Intel @AZ_Intel_ 48m
U.S. Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen’s computer was infiltrated and unclassified files were accessed as part of a broader breach of the agency by Chinese state-sponsored hackers, according to two people familiar with the matter. -- Bloomberg

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 16, 2025 07:30 PM (5LoD7)

196 But now? Its easy to say "I wish Mrs Hughes and I had done things", but she was invisible to me at the time.
Posted by: Crusader at January 16, 2025 07:25 PM (TN0g+)
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As I said above, "Hot for Teacher" is amusing insofar as it is assumed that we're dealing with a junior or senior in high school, who have considerably more emotional maturity than an 11-year-old who has effectively been put in a situation analogous to incest.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 16, 2025 07:30 PM (ZOv7s)

197 193 Kelly McGillis I don't think has aged well

Yeah she looks horrific. I don't mind a woman who ages, we all do. Something went really wrong with her.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2025 07:29 PM (2VST1)

Illness of some sort, or booze and pills, or a combo.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2025 07:30 PM (x0n13)

198 Iirc the Chicoms have like a million man "Cyber army" though I suspect they mostly watch Western porn and jerk off....

Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2025 07:31 PM (KQk9m)

199 154 Washington Post political cartoonist Darrin Bell spent most of his time portraying Republicans as hypocritical sex fiends and nazis, especially attacking people who use the term "groomer" to refer to teachers, you know, grooming children.

Well he got busted with um Cheese Pizza on his computer, including AI kiddy stuff that will be the first such case tried in the US apparently. Christopher Taylor

I looked through some of his political cartoons. About as subtle as a sledge hammer. Kind of like a rabid Herblock.

Posted by: Paco at January 16, 2025 07:31 PM (mADJX)

200 "In recent weeks, the FBI took steps to close the Office of Diversity and Inclusion (ODI), effective by December 2024," the agency told Fox News Digital on Thursday.

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How does this work actually? Can the FBI just open and close offices as it seems fit? Can it organize any way it wants too and spend the money Congress gives it on anything it wants?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 16, 2025 07:31 PM (Vh9CX)

201 I have family who served in Germany during and after the war. I wouldn’t say the entire nation knew what was happening, especially in the concentration camps. A lot of the front line regular infantry had no idea. Some heard rumors and maybe a few who lived near the towns (those who actually got to leave the front) knew. They were more so fighting for the “fatherland” and were swayed by the propaganda. That excludes the SS officers who people hated for a lot of good reasons. Anyway, their nationals a high price for what happened and to this day the remnants of that time are still used by various political groups to tar their opposition. They’re doing it right now to the AfD

Posted by: Marcus T at January 16, 2025 07:31 PM (x7I0N)

202 Moody: queen of the strawberries
DeSantis: king of the raspberry

Posted by: gKWVE at January 16, 2025 07:31 PM (gKWVE)

203 lecturers on the artificial insemination of pigs.
Posted by: Paco

Demonstrators not lecturers!

Posted by: DaveA at January 16, 2025 07:31 PM (FhXTo)

204 nood cafe

Posted by: Admirale's Mate at January 16, 2025 07:31 PM (sMkAM)

205 " though I suspect they mostly watch Western porn and jerk off....
Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2025 07:31 PM (KQk9m)

Eh, it passed the time at work.
- FedGov Employees

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 16, 2025 07:31 PM (AMcpv)

206 AZ Intel @AZ_Intel_ 1h
More footage of the debris from SpaceX Starship coming down over the Caribbean.

https://tinyurl.com/5dypxep5
51 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 16, 2025 07:32 PM (5LoD7)

207 Nobody ages well. Not even Dick Clark. He’s dead.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 16, 2025 07:32 PM (x7I0N)

208 >>U.S. Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen’s computer was infiltrated and unclassified files were accessed as part of a broader breach of the agency by Chinese state-sponsored hackers, according to two people familiar with the matter. -- Bloomberg

There is no form of communication in the US that is not compromised.

The only way to keep communication secure is via encryption.
Which is why (sufficient) encryption is essentially illegal for you to use.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2025 07:33 PM (snN/i)

209 188 JJ, I would look forward to a "Tales of New York" book from you.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 16, 2025 07:28 PM (oT+t6)

Personal stories or general history? Not well versed enough for the latter and my own anecdotes are probably not that engaging, the Goetz story about all.

Or me climbing out a second story window to avoid getting the shit beat out of me by a tough guy who thought I shagged his girlfriend.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2025 07:33 PM (x0n13)

210
I looked through some of his political cartoons. About as subtle as a sledge hammer. Kind of like a rabid Herblock.
Posted by: Paco at January 16, 2025 07:31 PM (mADJX)

That's saying something, because Herblock wasn't particularly subtle himself.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 16, 2025 07:33 PM (kp3e7)

211
All the female teachers when I was 10-11 were busy flirting with the 26 year old gym teacher who was a 2nd tier Olympian.

What would posses an adult woman to seek a 10-11 year old. ickky.

Posted by: Frank Barone at January 16, 2025 07:33 PM (+oR7L)

212 If they're getting rid of rubbish, cart off Karen Bass and the three fire dykes.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 16, 2025 07:08 PM

If you're expecting me to cart them off, they got themselves in the wrong place.

Posted by: Fire Dyke #3 at January 16, 2025 07:34 PM (a3Q+t)

213 Yes they all knew. Maybe not the details but the big picture. when every Jew suddenly disappears from town, what exactly did they think haooened? All expense paid trip to Aruba?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 16, 2025 07:34 PM (AMcpv)

214 139
'Didn't most Nazis go unpunished?'

I don't have a score card but I've always read that those that didn't get executed outright ended up with reduced sentences.
The Cold War helped out a lot of guilty Germans an Japanese.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 16, 2025 07:34 PM (3wi/L)

215 No, they will have to certify there is no asbestos in the remains of their homes. If they find some, it's hazmat suit time.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 16, 2025 07:35 PM (NQtI0)

216 142
' Some like Joachim Peiper notwithstanding. Although he got his in the end but an unknown party or parties.'

I guess moving to France wasn't a good idea. The bastard got burned up in his own house.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 16, 2025 07:36 PM (3wi/L)

217 By and large Germany paid a very small price for the horrors they inflicted on an entire continent.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 16, 2025 07:36 PM (AMcpv)

218 I think I just grew a 3rd testicle.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 16, 2025 07:11 PM (xCA6C)
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Don't stand so close to the launch site next time.

That fusion drive radiation can be dangerous...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 16, 2025 07:36 PM (BpYfr)

219 207 Nobody ages well. Not even Dick Clark. He’s dead.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 16, 2025 07:32 PM (x7I0N)

I still muse from time to time about a roll in the hay with Helen Mirren. For sure in her Excalibur cook/thief/wife/Lover days, but even present day.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2025 07:37 PM (x0n13)

220 Los Angeles Department of water and power also deleted all the reports about the reservoir that was empty. It’s just a big 404 world out there.

Posted by: Pj at January 16, 2025 07:21 PM (RRCAT)
__________________

That'll fix the problem.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 16, 2025 07:37 PM (YqDXo)

221 Women are typically attracted to mature, masculine men. An 11 year old should not even register as a sexual object.

I can sort of understand where the young shy awkward teacher who could never get the jock in school comes back and falls for high school stud thing comes from; still wrong and nasty, but at least that sort of can be understood in a narrative sense. But 11??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2025 07:37 PM (2VST1)

222 220 Los Angeles Department of water and power also deleted all the reports about the reservoir that was empty. It’s just a big 404 world out there.

Posted by: Pj at January 16, 2025 07:21 PM (RRCAT)
__________________

That'll fix the problem.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 16, 2025 07:37 PM (YqDXo)

While Bass was with the 401 Mugu scammers in Accra Ghana, remaining blessed!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2025 07:39 PM (x0n13)

223 This student has now been declared the next president of France.
Posted by: Bert G at January 16, 2025 06:45 PM (VARTN)

Heh!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2025 07:39 PM (8zz6B)

224 186
'Even I knew who George Metesky was and that was 20 years before I was born.'

It's nice to be appreciated.

Posted by: Mad Bomber at January 16, 2025 07:41 PM (3wi/L)

225

Cafe thread is up!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2025 07:41 PM (x0n13)

226 The person with enough foresight to have screen captured the deleted photos of Karen Bass at the party ought to get as much cash for them as possible.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at January 16, 2025 08:30 PM (10UEy)

227 Would have preferred lt gov Jeanette Nunez (who?) for the senate seat to raise her profile and clear her out of the way for gov in 2026, for which Ashley Moody is far better suited. Oh well.

It may not matter anyway with GOP voter registration margin of over 1.1 million in Florida. Dems are almost invisible, with most promising candidate Jacksonville Mayor Donna Deegan.

Posted by: Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed at January 16, 2025 08:31 PM (kvDvI)

228 Shut them down? I would nuke them from orbit, to be sure.

Posted by: Mr Lintz at January 17, 2025 06:01 AM (Jw/RN)

229 I wouldn't get TOO excited about the Dems that voted for the removal of aliens with violent sex-based crimes.
If you look at the numbers, the Dems got outvoted before they began. Those 61 voting FOR the measure are the ones residing in vulnerable districts, where they could lose a seat.
Thanks to the Dems for putting a target on the backs of the Dems that need to be challenged in the next election!

Posted by: Linda S Fox at January 17, 2025 07:37 AM (7Rs+y)

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