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Posted by: GF at January 16, 2025 02:33 PM (UHfEI) 2
Well, bye.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 16, 2025 02:33 PM (2UnvF) 3
Point of order, has there even been a Competent DEI hire?
Posted by: Iblis at January 16, 2025 02:33 PM (9221z) 4
Called the otters
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 16, 2025 02:33 PM (2UnvF) 5
Well, I'm sad about David Lynch.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 16, 2025 02:34 PM (WPL6O) 6
Did she check in her binder to verify that she was leaving?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 16, 2025 02:34 PM (ExV1e) 7
Buh bye.
Posted by: Scarymary at January 16, 2025 02:34 PM (whIlM) 8
Little Orphan Karine no home yet.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 16, 2025 02:34 PM (aD39U) 9
Read the content. Rookie mistake.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 16, 2025 02:34 PM (Wnv9h) 10
Is that a mop?
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 16, 2025 02:35 PM (NUdiI) 11
Cabbage Patch doll.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 16, 2025 02:35 PM (Wnv9h) 12
Good Lord she was atrocious
Posted by: It's me donna at January 16, 2025 02:35 PM (VE6XX) 13
First Uecker, now Lynch. Who's third?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 16, 2025 02:35 PM (aD39U) 14
KJP has a money laundering, I mean, book deal, in the offing. Bet on it.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 16, 2025 02:36 PM (tT6L1) 15
Thank God and Greyhound she's gone!
Posted by: Just Lily at January 16, 2025 02:36 PM (PQz16) 16
It is noticeable that Al Sharpton isn't community organizing like he used to. Everyone gets old.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 16, 2025 02:36 PM (jFCkp) Posted by: Pudinhead at January 16, 2025 02:37 PM (jFCkp) 18
David Lynch, visionary director and ‘Twin Peaks’ creator, dead at 78
Posted by: SMOD at January 16, 2025 02:37 PM (y37ME) 19
Sharpton has the HIV skinnies, like Obama.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 16, 2025 02:37 PM (aD39U) Posted by: It's me donna at January 16, 2025 02:37 PM (VE6XX) 21
I'm gonna miss her deep intellectual insight that she brings to the room.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 16, 2025 02:38 PM (a1415) 22
Not the best mascot she.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 16, 2025 02:38 PM (mlg/3) 23
I seriously thought that she would be replaced at some point.
Posted by: Axman at January 16, 2025 02:38 PM (krQz2) 24
I still think I'd hit it.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 16, 2025 02:38 PM (aD39U) 25
Adios Mopsey.... Good luck on your new grift..
Posted by: tubal at January 16, 2025 02:38 PM (FvRip) 26
11 Cabbage Patch doll.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 16, 2025 02:35 PM (Wnv9h) Well, she certainly stinks like rotten cabbage Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 16, 2025 02:38 PM (wtvvX) 27
Gates - Microsoft
Besos - Amazon Musk - SpaceX Zuckerberg - Meta All these American entrepreneurs catch flack from the left and those who want an equitable distribution of wealth. Why is Google's leadership never included? Am I missing something or someone? Posted by: SMOD at January 16, 2025 02:38 PM (y37ME) 28
"But she really wanted to make a point that the briefing room was 'hers.' ----- Not any more. The people she's angering may have some say over her future employment. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 16, 2025 02:38 PM (uz6ub) 29
Black Girl Magic, FTW.
Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2025 02:38 PM (snN/i) 30
Maybe KJP and Psaki can team up?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 16, 2025 02:39 PM (tT6L1) 31
Willowed, but on topic:
Chaney " sp ? " was terrible Posted by: It's me donna at January 16, 2025 02:33 PM (VE6XX) Chani was hideous, but Chani >> KJP Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 16, 2025 02:39 PM (ufFY8) 32
Jean-Pierre has at times threatened to call in powerful allies, such as the Rev. Al Sharpton, to back her up, this person said, explaining: "It gets kind of scary for someone like Jeff, who is a white man, who is like, 'I don't want this kind of smoke.'
---------- Leftards think they're geniuses because they discovered extortion. Posted by: ... at January 16, 2025 02:39 PM (ggGAr) 33
29 Black Girl Magic, FTW.
Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2025 02:38 PM (snN/i) Santana did it best..,. Posted by: tubal at January 16, 2025 02:39 PM (FvRip) 34
ahhh, maybe if Karine had let the security guy talk about the peace deal it would have worked. Nah, I don't believe that. It is all of a piece with the senile pervert agreeing to such un-talented WOC, much like Harris, just to appease the Barky group in his admin.
Posted by: PaleRider at January 16, 2025 02:39 PM (34pOu) 35
@GrageDustin 7m
UPDATE: Senator Moore has been released from Fulton County Jail. Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 16, 2025 02:39 PM (mlg/3) 36
@24 Grump928(C)- atta boy!
Posted by: JROD at January 16, 2025 02:39 PM (IlL6s) 37
Chaney " sp ? " was terrible
Posted by: It's me donna at January 16, 2025 02:33 PM (VE6XX) Chani was hideous, but Chani >> KJP Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 16, 2025 02:39 PM (ufFY --- Chaney had a 1000 faces! Posted by: Axman at January 16, 2025 02:39 PM (krQz2) 38
Democrat abuses WH presstitutes. Presstitutes publicly whine and say mean stuff about the Democrat toadie.
No matter how hard I try, I just can't get too worked up about it. Posted by: No Name Today at January 16, 2025 02:40 PM (vlXMQ) 39
another soon to be forgotten nobody
Posted by: runner at January 16, 2025 02:40 PM (g47mK) 40
Why is Google's leadership never included? Am I missing something or someone?
Posted by: SMOD at January 16, 2025 02:38 PM (y37ME) The CEO of Alphabet is Sundar Pichai. And now you know. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 16, 2025 02:40 PM (ExV1e) 41
>>She’ll go down in history as, by far, the worst press secretary ever and the second worst DEI hire ever.
>>Kamala Harris will objectively be remembered as the worst DEI hire in human history. Hold my Beer. Posted by: Ketanji Brown Jackson at January 16, 2025 02:40 PM (snN/i) 42
Why is Google's leadership never included? Am I missing something or someone?
Posted by: SMOD Um, partially because the creators left the company in like 2005 or something. Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 16, 2025 02:40 PM (mlg/3) 43
I still think I'd hit it.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 16, 2025 02:38 PM (aD39U) a 5 or a 7 ?? Posted by: runner at January 16, 2025 02:40 PM (g47mK) 44
I always picture her, in a maid's uniform (not the French kind you pervs) shining silver and saying "I ain't berthing no babies you white devil bitch".
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 16, 2025 02:41 PM (gm9Sb) 45
"Not allowing actual news to be delivered from the podium on such an important day for the president and the world for your own ego is disgraceful," a longtime Biden aide told The Post of Jean-Pierre's antics.
_______ That's been her job from day one, so how is it a disgrace? Posted by: Eeyore at January 16, 2025 02:41 PM (1bNHn) 46
Chaney had a 1000 faces!
Posted by: Axman at January 16, 2025 02:39 PM (krQz2) Certainly better than the actress who played Chani in the recent Dune Posted by: It's me donna at January 16, 2025 02:41 PM (VE6XX) 47
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 16, 2025 02:38 PM (aD39U)
I'd go with the five iron. It's a pretty rough lie. Posted by: ... at January 16, 2025 02:41 PM (ggGAr) 48
How is this a big deal if Hamas is already "Hey, what if we don't meet our terms?"
What is Kelley presenting? Is it that Dems have gotten so advanced at doubling-down as a reflex? Posted by: Axman at January 16, 2025 02:41 PM (krQz2) 49
47!
Posted by: crabgrass farmer at January 16, 2025 02:41 PM (CTUih) 50
Karine Jean-Pierre,
Who ever is pulling the strings over at Junta HQ has a pretty good sense of humor. Posted by: Brad at January 16, 2025 02:41 PM (9n4pb) 51
First Uecker, now Lynch. Who's third?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 16, 2025 02:35 PM (aD39U) Bob Uecker passed away? Sonofabitch... At least he was in "the front row". *sad* Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 16, 2025 02:41 PM (ufFY8) 52
@24 Grump928(C)- atta boy!
Posted by: JROD at January 16, 2025 02:39 PM I will need to see dat azz first. In all her appearances I have not seen that behind. Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 16, 2025 02:42 PM (aD39U) Posted by: ... at January 16, 2025 02:42 PM (ggGAr) 54
>>"I am not sure there is someone that did more damage to the president's reputation than her -- it is really sad."
KJP was awful but nobody did more damage to Joe's reputation than Joe. Every time he opened his mouth something stupid was guaranteed to come out. Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2025 02:42 PM (LkLld) 55
Possible employment for Karine Jean-Pierre. WaPo (Home of the Whopper) has a new mission statement.
Ben Mullin@BenMullin The new mission statement is...."Riveting Storytelling for All of America" Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at January 16, 2025 02:42 PM (L/fGl) 56
Who will be Trump's press secretary?
Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara at January 16, 2025 02:42 PM (efuu+) 57
I'd go with the five iron. It's a pretty rough lie.
==== may overshoot, I think a 7 ...maybe even a 9... Posted by: runner at January 16, 2025 02:42 PM (g47mK) 58
"I am not sure there is someone that did more damage to the president's reputation than her -- it is really sad."
-------------- Other than F. Joe himself. Posted by: ShainS -- Commie-Caused Conflagrations Created Califzuela's Chernobyl at January 16, 2025 02:42 PM (riYIr) 59
Never Hire The Ghey.
Posted by: Common Sense at January 16, 2025 02:42 PM (jiYtH) 60
Why is Google's leadership never included? Am I missing something or someone?
Posted by: SMOD --- What is Google leadership? Posted by: Google at January 16, 2025 02:42 PM (krQz2) 61
KJP does have a pleasant voice.
Posted by: Bulg at January 16, 2025 02:42 PM (77rzZ) 62
Hold my Beer.
Posted by: Ketanji Brown Jackson at January 16, 2025 02:40 PM (snN/i) Yup and she will definitely do more damage Posted by: It's me donna at January 16, 2025 02:42 PM (VE6XX) 63
So, was the spice a mineral or a product of the sand worms like the highly touted water of life..
Posted by: Deplorable Minion at January 16, 2025 02:42 PM (QSrLX) Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 16, 2025 02:42 PM (lTGtQ) 65
Who will be Trump's press secretary?
Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara at January 16, 2025 02:42 PM (efuu+) --- Guttfeld. Posted by: Google at January 16, 2025 02:42 PM (krQz2) 66
Hang on runner was that Horde Mind?
Posted by: ... at January 16, 2025 02:43 PM (ggGAr) 67
John Kirby is another one who desperately needs a beating.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 16, 2025 02:43 PM (2UnvF) 68
Ace is moving up in the world. He has ads plopped right there in the middle of posts now!
Posted by: Piper at January 16, 2025 02:43 PM (pRpzT) 69
She’s 51? Gotta say she’s looks good for her age. I assumed she was in her early 40s.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 16, 2025 02:43 PM (AMcpv) 70
Cringe-on Pissior
Posted by: Deplorable Minion at January 16, 2025 02:43 PM (QSrLX) 71
She wins the coveted Pinocchio Award.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 16, 2025 02:43 PM (NpAcC) Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara at January 16, 2025 02:43 PM (efuu+) 73
It's ALL downhill from here for her.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 16, 2025 02:43 PM (O7YUW) 74
Bob Uecker, David Lynch, Gus Williams. Rough day for entertainment/sports world
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 16, 2025 02:44 PM (dR02F) 75
I think the sandworms left the spice behind.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 16, 2025 02:44 PM (NUdiI) 76
KJP does have a pleasant voice.
Posted by: Bulg at January 16, 2025 02:42 PM (77rzZ) ah, glass half full kind of guy Posted by: runner at January 16, 2025 02:44 PM (g47mK) 77
Steve Inman would be an entertaining press secretary.
Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara at January 16, 2025 02:44 PM (efuu+) 78
My mind wast FIRST !!!!
Posted by: runner at January 16, 2025 02:44 PM (g47mK) 79
Sidebar OT: Just saw that David Lynch died. RIP. 'The Straight Story' was really good.
Also, Bob Uecker died. RIP. Seemed like a fun guy. Damn funny to listen too anyway. Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 16, 2025 02:44 PM (sAmhv) 80
So, was the spice a mineral or a product of the sand worms like the highly touted water of life..
Posted by: Deplorable Minion at January 16, 2025 02:42 PM (QSrLX) It's worm poop. Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 16, 2025 02:44 PM (aD39U) Posted by: ShainS -- Commie-Caused Conflagrations Created Califzuela's Chernobyl at January 16, 2025 02:44 PM (riYIr) Posted by: Frank Barone at January 16, 2025 02:44 PM (+oR7L) 83
67 John Kirby, the best example Hegseth could have on too many flag officers.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 16, 2025 02:44 PM (gm9Sb) 84
"I am not sure there is someone that did more damage to the president's reputation than her -- it is really sad."
*cough cough Joe Biden cough cough* Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2025 02:44 PM (5lxGh) 85
@52 Grump928(C)-yeah not a prejudice bone in my body, especially THAT bone. But if that ass is too big its a deal breaker.
Posted by: JROD at January 16, 2025 02:45 PM (IlL6s) 86
65 Who will be Trump's press secretary?
Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara at January 16, 2025 02:42 PM (efuu+) A 20 something pretty blond.. Posted by: It's me donna at January 16, 2025 02:45 PM (VE6XX) 87
Narcissism is a hell of a drug.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 16, 2025 02:45 PM (D6PGr) 88
She’s 51? Gotta say she’s looks good for her age. I assumed she was in her early 40s.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 16, 2025 02:43 PM (AMcpv) Black don't crack. Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 16, 2025 02:45 PM (aD39U) 89
>>"I am not sure there is someone that did more damage to the president's reputation than her -- it is really sad."
Hunter didn't help him much. Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2025 02:45 PM (snN/i) 90
@65 Karoline Leavitt
Posted by: Scarymary at January 16, 2025 02:45 PM (whIlM) 91
Who will be Trump's press secretary?
Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara at January 16, 2025 02:42 PM (efuu+) Already been named. Karoline Leavitt. Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at January 16, 2025 02:45 PM (iODuv) Posted by: Count de Monet at January 16, 2025 02:45 PM (Aqu9a) 93
Who will be Trump's press secretary?
Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara The wizard from Conan The Barbarian. Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 16, 2025 02:46 PM (mlg/3) 94
Who will be Trump's press secretary?
Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara at January 16, 2025 02:42 PM (efuu+) ***** Karoline Leavitt. She will be the youngest press secretary. Posted by: redridinghood at January 16, 2025 02:46 PM (NpAcC) 95
RIP Bob Uecker. He as the dad on "Mr Belvedere" to my generation. Funny guy. Posted by: Frank Barone at January 16, 2025 02:46 PM (+oR7L) 96
"UPDATE: Senator Moore has been released from Fulton County Jail."
Was there any legit reason for the arrest? Posted by: illiniwek at January 16, 2025 02:46 PM (Cus5s) 97
"I am not sure there is someone that did more damage to the president's reputation than her -- it is really sad."
--- She really put the shit in shitshow. Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2025 02:46 PM (krQz2) 98
Wth color is she wearing? You could see it from space. Sort of a mixture of a LSD traffic cone and landing strip.
I love that you call her Latrine! I have always referred to her as the Lesbo Shirley Temple. Perfection would have been her tap dancing to "On the Good Ship Lollipop" as she exited forevermore. I have never heard her speak. I am only emerging from my sound proof life for Monday. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 16, 2025 02:46 PM (gi+MR) 99
147 106 CNN is the news channel for airport people.
---------------- Oddly, at every 0-6 command and above it is on 24/7 in the lobby throughout DoD. Posted by: Pudinhead at January 16, 2025 01:54 PM (jFCkp) ———— Willowed. CNN isn’t in airports much anymore, not even in Atlanta. Mostly Chive type videos are played. The fact CNN is played in government facilities tells me it is the main conduit of Deep State control. Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 16, 2025 02:46 PM (Vh9CX) Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at January 16, 2025 02:46 PM (5hfjS) 101
She'll go down in history as, by far, the worst press secretary ever and the second worst DEI hire ever.
Kamala Harris will objectively be remembered as the worst DEI hire in human history **Kalifornia's Fire Chief and Water Board Supervisor have entered the chat. Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2025 02:46 PM (5lxGh) 102
Wait, I've been out sick a few days. Bob Ueker is mort?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 16, 2025 02:46 PM (LxER7) 103
I find it interesting she hasn’t announced a job at one of the esteemed MSM outfits. Wonder if the rumors she is not employable are true. Guess we shall see.
She still has amazing skin, though. Posted by: Piper at January 16, 2025 02:46 PM (pRpzT) Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2025 02:47 PM (snN/i) 105
My mind wast FIRST !!!!
Posted by: runner at January 16, 2025 02:44 PM (g47mK) I respectfully defer Posted by: ... at January 16, 2025 02:47 PM (ggGAr) 106
Lynch's work will probably show up this weekend here in depth, but gotta say I liked Mulholland Drive and Dune, and thought Eraserhead was the sickest movie I ever saw when I first saw it. Posted by: Auspex at January 16, 2025 02:47 PM (j4U/Z) Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 16, 2025 02:47 PM (AMcpv) 108
It's my party and I'll lie if I want to
Posted by: KJP at January 16, 2025 02:47 PM (+ct65) 109
Me, me, me.
Sounds familiar. Posted by: Thomas Paine Didja see that Dr. Jill and Nanzi are feuding? Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at January 16, 2025 02:47 PM (L/fGl) 110
I still think I'd hit it.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 16, 2025 02:38 PM (aD39U) She is just this side of a One, even though she is a stupid godless commie incompetent carpet munching toilet-bowl-scrubber-headed DEI harpy. Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 16, 2025 02:47 PM (ufFY8) Posted by: It's me donna at January 16, 2025 02:47 PM (VE6XX) 112
Wait, I've been out sick a few days. Bob Ueker is mort?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher Tis true. As well as David Lynch. Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 16, 2025 02:47 PM (mlg/3) Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2025 02:47 PM (krQz2) 114
In all seriousness, I think Adam Carolla would make a good Press Secretary. He’s smart enough to grasp the wonkish policy aspects and quick enough on his feet to combat bullshit from the press.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 16, 2025 02:47 PM (D6PGr) 115
Joe Biden did a lot of damage to Joe Biden's reputation.
Posted by: ... at January 16, 2025 02:47 PM (ggGAr) 116
Karoline Leavitt, then. Alright, thanks!
Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara at January 16, 2025 02:48 PM (efuu+) 117
You know who used to hid her butt? Janine Turner.
I used to think that there must be something wrong with her ass but no, I finally saw a photo and it was completely feminine and normal. Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 16, 2025 02:48 PM (aD39U) 118
Karine Jean-Pierre just gave her final press briefing.
She’ll go down in history as, by far, the worst press secretary ever and the second worst DEI hire ever. Kamala Harris will objectively be remembered as the worst DEI hire in human history. --------------- "What the hell am I, chopped Chihuahua liver?" -- Barry Soetoro Posted by: ShainS -- Commie-Caused Conflagrations Created Califzuela's Chernobyl at January 16, 2025 02:48 PM (riYIr) 119
She has a pleasant voice and a cute face. Too bad she has a mop head covering her empty skull.
But whatta I know. I think whoopie Goldberg has a pleasant voice too. Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at January 16, 2025 02:48 PM (4XwPj) Posted by: Piper at January 16, 2025 02:48 PM (pRpzT) 121
With his picks of Bondi, new pres sec and the rest of the ladies in his incoming administration, Trump is demonstrating the unfortunates that a woman can be sharp, accomplished and good looking all at the same time! Perhaps that particular discovery is what inspired Zuck to join the Trump team !
Posted by: runner at January 16, 2025 02:48 PM (g47mK) 122
Time to retire on her book deal with a huge advance and lucrative speaking engagements.
Bastards. Posted by: Stateless at January 16, 2025 02:48 PM (jvJvP) 123
I would like to present the new White House Press Secretary, Herschel Krustofsky. "Alright you poindexters, listen up".
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 16, 2025 02:49 PM (gm9Sb) 124
Leavitt to Beaver?
Posted by: ... at January 16, 2025 02:49 PM (ggGAr) Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at January 16, 2025 02:49 PM (et1vG) 126
Ozzy Man for press secretary would be fun.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald "Oy! Israel annexed Gaza this morning! Fair dinkum!" Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2025 02:50 PM (5lxGh) 127
If her objectives were to lie, lie, lie without shame, regret, remorse, embarrassment, then she certainly achieved her goals and deserves to pat herself on the back.
Posted by: washrivergal at January 16, 2025 02:50 PM (C53IZ) 128
Lily from the AT&T commercials always had her butt hidden.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 16, 2025 02:50 PM (D6PGr) 129
Who will be Trump's press secretary?
Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara at January 16, 2025 02:42 PM (efuu+) Get that Jap fella who despises everyone. Ching Chong Chew or whatever his name is. Posted by: Godzilla, Jap Eater at January 16, 2025 02:50 PM (jiYtH) 130
This is funny - administration suffers the consequences of their own woke hiring policy. Perfect!
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 16, 2025 02:50 PM (wyMQY) 131
Ready for our blizzard?
Posted by: Piper at January 16, 2025 02:48 PM I bet my wife that winter was already over. I think I am going to lose. Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 16, 2025 02:51 PM (aD39U) 132
I heard on oldies ( 60s, 70s 80s radio) a Bob Ueckert life time baseball, shows and suspected he was room temperature but wasn't sure.
Funny guy Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2025 02:51 PM (fwDg9) 133
What's the lesbo analogy to chrome and trailer hitches?
Posted by: ShainS -- Commie-Caused Conflagrations Created Califzuela's Chernobyl at January 16, 2025 02:44 PM (riYIr) Lick the lint out of shag? Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 16, 2025 02:51 PM (ufFY8) 134
KJP does have a pleasant voice.
Posted by: Bulg Well, her skull allows resonance what with the absence of brain. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at January 16, 2025 02:51 PM (L/fGl) 135
Unfortunately, the Dems have learned a bad habit from Karinge's run.
They can put a trifecta into the speakership and never get called out because of the racism and sexism and homophobia. And she can be incompetent at her job. She can tell the press what questions she's not going to answer. She can ignore questions she doesn't want to answer. And the questions she does answer can be transparent lies, and only a single person will call her out on all this. This is all we will ever get from a Democrat administration, because Democrats spokespeople exist to "agree to disagree" and run out the clock, when they are not lying broadly about their opposition. Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2025 02:51 PM (krQz2) 136
She’ll go down in history as, by far, the worst press secretary ever and the second worst DEI hire ever.
Her in your face lies were really no more brazen than Jen Psaki. Posted by: Student of Human Moves at January 16, 2025 02:52 PM (QOCDM) Posted by: m at January 16, 2025 02:52 PM (VnUSN) Posted by: Shit Shitmidas Said #275 at January 16, 2025 02:52 PM (gWBY1) 139
White House Press Secretary? No, we like our Governor and she stays in Little Rock.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 16, 2025 02:52 PM (gm9Sb) 140
What's the lesbo analogy to chrome and trailer hitches?
Posted by: ShainS -- Commie-Caused Conflagrations Created Califzuela's Chernobyl at January 16, 2025 02:44 PM (riYIr) Lick the lint out of shag? Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 16, 2025 02:51 PM (ufFY --- Dig trenches with her tongue? Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2025 02:52 PM (krQz2) 141
Didn't she bake some cookies for the press corpse
Posted by: SMOD at January 16, 2025 02:52 PM (RHGPo) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at January 16, 2025 02:53 PM (L/fGl) 143
Weather.com says 20 degrees on Tuesday night. My blood orange will lose all it's leaves so no orange next year.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 16, 2025 02:53 PM (aD39U) 144
30 Maybe KJP and Psaki can team up?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 16, 2025 02:39 PM (tT6L1) ewwwww Posted by: m at January 16, 2025 02:53 PM (VnUSN) 145
Trump’s speech began at noon local time and ended at 1:12 P.M. and was delivered from the Ellipse across the street from the south lawn of the White House. From the location of the speech to the Capitol is a little more than a mile and a half. The barricades on the grounds at the Capitol were first breached at 1:00 P.M. Trump uttered the phrase “[w]e fight like hell” at 1:10 P.M. Given that the barricades on the grounds were first breached at 1:00 P.M., and Trump’s delivery of the “fight” phrase took place at 1:10 P.M., the phrase could not have caused the breach of the barricades on the Capitol grounds.
Posted by: SMOD at January 16, 2025 02:53 PM (RHGPo) 146
In all seriousness, I think Adam Carolla would make a good Press Secretary. He’s smart enough to grasp the wonkish policy aspects and quick enough on his feet to combat bullshit from the press.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 16, 2025 02:47 PM (D6PGr) ----------------- Dennis Miller. Posted by: ShainS -- Commie-Caused Conflagrations Created Califzuela's Chernobyl at January 16, 2025 02:53 PM (riYIr) 147
Was there any legit reason for the arrest?
Posted by: illiniwek at January 16, 2025 02:46 PM (Cus5s) He tried to enter a government meeting (State of the State Address) he was supposed to attend but the Speaker of the Georgia House said he couldn't because they're mad that he was involved in exposing Fani Willis. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 16, 2025 02:53 PM (ExV1e) 148
Aw, whatever.
Brandon is a wreck. This is his last weekend as President, and one of his last weekends as a guy who breathes without assistance. Or at all. His handlers will be out too, and they're the ones who forced her to tell bald-faced, self abasing lies to the faces of angry nation for years. Who cares about the old husk and his fake fuckin' legacy? Certainly not her. Why not deny him his pretend victory as he slinks away in shame, and talk about herself instead? It's not as if Brandon mattered after that bullet missed Trump, anyway. I'm kinda with KJP on this. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 16, 2025 02:54 PM (BI5O2) 149
133 What's the lesbo analogy to chrome and trailer hitches?
Posted by: ShainS -- Commie-Caused Conflagrations Created Califzuela's Chernobyl at January 16, 2025 02:44 PM (riYIr) Lick the lint out of shag? Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 16, 2025 02:51 PM (ufFY Suck the shell off a clam? Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 16, 2025 02:54 PM (wtvvX) 150
Unrelated. Pam Bondi is nearly 60 and looks 42, at most. The new Florida Senator nominee Ashley Moody (also a Florida AG) is nearly 50 and looks 28, give or take a year. What is in the water in Florida? I'm guessing it's not fluoride.
Posted by: Schroedinger's Cat Wears the Emperor's New Clothes at January 16, 2025 02:54 PM (bWR5k) 151
On the bright side, Karine has made Peter Doocy's reputation.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 16, 2025 02:54 PM (aD39U) 152
143 Weather.com says 20 degrees on Tuesday night. My blood orange will lose all it's leaves so no orange next year.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January Our winter is supposed to be over. The satsuma crop this year was sad, too. Posted by: Piper at January 16, 2025 02:54 PM (pRpzT) 153
When will they get the balls to just laugh at Sharpton and ignore everything he says? Everyone knows he's a clown, but they live in fear of him.
Posted by: Eternity Matters at January 16, 2025 02:54 PM (yT7Wa) 154
Ozzy Man for press secretary would be fun.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 16, 2025 02:47 PM (AMcpv) Steve Inman. Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at January 16, 2025 02:54 PM (iODuv) 155
She really thinks she's accomplished something
--- She did. She dissembled to the level of no Democrat before. She reached new levels of shameless brashness. Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2025 02:54 PM (krQz2) 156
146 In all seriousness, I think Adam Carolla would make a good Press Secretary. He’s smart enough to grasp the wonkish policy aspects and quick enough on his feet to combat bullshit from the press.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 16, 2025 02:47 PM (D6PGr) ----------------- Dennis Miller. Posted by: ShainS -- Commie-Caused Conflagrations Created Califzuela's Chernobyl at January 16, 2025 02:53 PM (riYIr) Zombie Norm McDonald. Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 16, 2025 02:54 PM (wtvvX) 157
139 White House Press Secretary? No, we like our Governor and she stays in Little Rock.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 16, 2025 02:52 PM (gm9Sb) I think she'd look great behind the Resolute Desk. Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 16, 2025 02:54 PM (PiwSw) 158
Farewell to the Mop Top Muff Munching Muppet.
Posted by: Reforger at January 16, 2025 02:55 PM (xcIvR) 159
I'm sure KJP's incisive commentary tinged with outrage will be enjoyed on brief MSNBC / CNN segments for the next few years. Please, let her move in with Big Mike and put all the icky politics behind them both. Posted by: Auspex at January 16, 2025 02:55 PM (j4U/Z) 160
His handlers will be out too, and they're the ones who forced her to tell bald-faced, self abasing lies to the faces of angry nation for years.
Nope. She was free to say "screw this" and quit at any time. "I'm just doing my job" doesn't cut it. She chose to lie, for big money and bigger fame, every single day. To Hell with the bitch. Posted by: Student of Human Moves at January 16, 2025 02:55 PM (QOCDM) 161
Weather.com says 20 degrees on Tuesday night. My blood orange will lose all it's leaves so no orange next year.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January Going down to 6 degrees here on Tuesday. Ahhhh, refreshing. Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at January 16, 2025 02:55 PM (iODuv) 162
On the bright side, Karine has made Peter Doocy's reputation.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 16, 2025 02:54 PM (aD39U) For a nepo hire, he is turning out pretty well. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 16, 2025 02:56 PM (ufFY8) 163
The satsuma crop this year was sad, too.
Posted by: Piper at January 16, 2025 02:54 PM (pRpzT) Not ours. We got close to a hundred from 2 1/2 trees. Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 16, 2025 02:56 PM (aD39U) 164
151 On the bright side, Karine has made Peter Doocy's reputation.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 16, 2025 02:54 PM (aD39U) True! Posted by: m at January 16, 2025 02:56 PM (VnUSN) 165
When will they get the balls to just laugh at Sharpton and ignore everything he says? Everyone knows he's a clown, but they live in fear of him.
Posted by: Eternity Matters at January 16, 2025 02:54 PM (yT7Wa) Looks like a damn lolipop someone dropped under a car seat. Dirty bubble headed ass lookin motherfucker. Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 16, 2025 02:57 PM (+iIV1) 166
Ueckers best line was about the knuckleball
"Everyone says it's hard catching a knuckleball. It's not hard, just wait until it stops rolling around and pick it up" Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 16, 2025 02:57 PM (dR02F) 167
Piper, just channel your rugged Pawnee ancestors in the cold winter weather. They had to deal with far worse weather on the Great Plains.
Posted by: Bulg at January 16, 2025 02:57 PM (77rzZ) 168
96 "UPDATE: Senator Moore has been released from Fulton County Jail."
Was there any legit reason for the arrest? Posted by: illiniwek ------- No, and the House and its speaker have got their asses in a sling over it. Basically, Moore is a gadfly type and he called out (as a house member) the corruption of the now deceased GA House Speaker Ralston. Ralston, in his day job, was a lawyer but it was revealed that Ralston used a very old (120 year old) law that permitted an automatic delay in any court proceedings when Ralston claimed he was unable to appear due to legislative business. This happened over and over again in all sorts of cases--civil and criminal to the detriment of public safety (some were DUIs and druggee defendants) and plaintiffs in lawsuits. Cost both the state and plaintiffs money for lawyers time when Ralston pulled that shit for over 1000 cases over the years. Moore, a former House member at the time, called Ralston out on it. Later, Moore got elected state senator, Moore continued to be a gadfly and publicly spoke against naming a public building for Ralston and why he opposed it with Ralston's family in the audience. To be continued. Posted by: whig at January 16, 2025 02:57 PM (ctrM5) 169
Karinge can eat a clam in just one lick.
Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2025 02:57 PM (krQz2) 170
A freeze in February is what gets the satsuma buds. We should be good even if it freezes next week.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 16, 2025 02:57 PM (aD39U) 171
"Everyone says it's hard catching a knuckleball. It's not hard, just wait until it stops rolling around and pick it up"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 16, 2025 02:57 PM (dR02F) Ok, that was funny. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 16, 2025 02:57 PM (ufFY8) 172
You know who used to hid her butt? Janine Turner.
I used to think that there must be something wrong with her ass but no, I finally saw a photo and it was completely feminine and normal. Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 16, 2025 02:48 PM (aD39U) -------------------- Don't recall having seen her in anything other than Northern Exposure. Will have to rewatch that series again sometime. That scene of a trebuchet flinging a piano across a field was classic ... Posted by: ShainS -- Commie-Caused Conflagrations Created Califzuela's Chernobyl at January 16, 2025 02:58 PM (riYIr) 173
Boy oh boy, and this is no joke. I can't believe Barry and the gang talked me into that last four years. Having Doc tell me everything to say. Damn bitch, but she's all I got. Now, it's just sitting in front of the Muntz, watching a few shows, and ambling down to the beach. If that idiot Hunter doesn't fuck up again we should be sitting pretty for the duration.
Joe Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 16, 2025 02:59 PM (gm9Sb) 174
Back to eating cats and geese in the park, KJP.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at January 16, 2025 02:59 PM (wBaIH) 175
Putting a black woman into any position of even nominal authority is a non-serious choice.
Posted by: Crusader at January 16, 2025 02:59 PM (azSra) 176
Nope. She was free to say "screw this" and quit at any time. "I'm just doing my job" doesn't cut it. She chose to lie, for big money and bigger fame, every single day. To Hell with the bitch. Posted by: Student of Human Moves at January 16, 2025 02:55 PM (QOCDM) Of course. She took the prestigious, highly paid, high pressure gig, and wanted to make it count. But, the party's over now, and that means you can shit on the old perverts who made you dance like that. That's all I'm saying. I get it. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 16, 2025 02:59 PM (BI5O2) Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at January 16, 2025 02:59 PM (aXxgO) 178
On the bright side, Karine has made Peter Doocy's reputation.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 16, 2025 02:54 PM (aD39U) --- To no effect other than the entire press room wishing knives into his back. Face it, Karinge is the ideal Democrat press secretary. Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2025 03:00 PM (krQz2) 179
How long post presidency will Joey be found wandering around Delaware not wearing pants? Under six months.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 16, 2025 03:00 PM (dR02F) 180
I am not sure there is someone that did more damage to the president's reputation than her -- it is really sad."
One outraged reporter who attended Wednesday's briefing said it was "totally unsurprising behavior from someone who was either incapable of recognizing her own shortcomings or unwilling or unable to put in the work required to overcome them" They knew all along g "who" she was. They're ass covering for Biden and themselves. Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 16, 2025 03:00 PM (JkCto) Posted by: Bulg at January 16, 2025 03:01 PM (77rzZ) 182
"Karine Jean-Pierre just gave her final press briefing."
Was she perfectly clear? Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at January 16, 2025 02:59 PM (aXxgO) --- She wanted to be. Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2025 03:01 PM (krQz2) 183
170 A freeze in February is what gets the satsuma buds. We should be good even if it freezes next week.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 16, 2025 02:57 PM (aD39U) Our neighbor’s tree must be sick, then. I should plant my own. Posted by: Piper at January 16, 2025 03:01 PM (pRpzT) 184
In John Lennon's "Imagine" he states ..
Above us, only sky. .. is John Lennon saying that we are alone in the universe ? Posted by: SMOD at January 16, 2025 03:01 PM (RHGPo) 185
161 Weather.com says 20 degrees on Tuesday night. My blood orange will lose all it's leaves so no orange next year.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January Going down to 6 degrees here on Tuesday. Ahhhh, refreshing. Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at January 16, 2025 02:55 PM (iODuv) It rarely gets below freezing here, but the last week every night has been cold... And of course, the Heat is out in the house. 28 year old unit and they don't make the control board anymore... been out for 2 weeks now, will finally get replaced by a Non Gas unit (thanks Clownifornia) next week. Trying to ignore electricity usage, as I'm having to use space heaters for the whole house. Posted by: Romeo13 at January 16, 2025 03:01 PM (QAkQ3) Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 16, 2025 03:01 PM (+iIV1) 187
Karine Jean-Pierre
Karoline Leavitt Posted by: m at January 16, 2025 03:01 PM (VnUSN) 188
She had to collect that final participation trophy(btw I have no doubt that the administration wanted to fire her years ago but were afraid to)
Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2025 03:02 PM (KQk9m) 189
she really thinks she accomplished something all on her own...like her boss...sad
Posted by: runner at January 16, 2025 03:02 PM (g47mK) 190
Bob Ueker on the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson including the knuckleball quote.
He was a funny guy. https://tinyurl.com/6fmj9m6x Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2025 03:02 PM (LkLld) 191
I was trying to think of a way to amalgamate Teddy Ruxpin and lesbian to describe Latrine, but failed.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 16, 2025 03:02 PM (lTGtQ) 192
Moore doing so caused the ire of Speaker Burns (a crony of Ralston) and Burns banned Senator Moore from the chamber permanently.
Moore also created ire with his own GOP colleagues as he urged a special session to deal with Fani's escapades well before Kemp and the GA GOP finally started to address her sorry ass illegalities in office. That earned him removal from the GOP caucus in that chamber. So, Senator Moore shows up for a mandated joint session of the state legislature to hear the Gov. State of the State (legislative agenda) which was held in the House chamber due to its size. Moore tried to enter but was blocked from entry and then arrested contrary btw to laws forbidding interference with a legislator doing their job by attending the sessions of teh GA legislature. So, Burns and the state of GA smeared shit over its face publicly to silence a hated gadfly legislator. This is not going to play well in the courts as arguably criminal offenses, certainly civil offenses were committed by Burns and his hack enforcers. Posted by: whig at January 16, 2025 03:02 PM (ctrM5) 193
It's delusional narcissistic idiots all the way down, isn't it?
Posted by: Wow, just wow at January 16, 2025 03:03 PM (HXZiI) 194
She was manifestly terrible at her job. Disorganized, petty, stupid. This is not a partisan thing - she was just really very bad at it.
At some level I always assumed she...knew she sucked at her job. But nope, she lacks even that elemental sense of self awareness. Come to think of it, she's a lot like her boss Biden, who also seems to think he did a bang-up job. Posted by: El Mariachi at January 16, 2025 03:03 PM (nLFEI) 195
179 How long post presidency will Joey be found wandering around Delaware not wearing pants? Under six months.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 16, 2025 03:00 PM (dR02F) How long before the divorce... or at least like the Clintons and Obummas, known 'other people'. Posted by: Romeo13 at January 16, 2025 03:03 PM (QAkQ3) 196
She wanted to be.
Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2025 03:01 PM (krQz2) No one would let her. Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 16, 2025 03:01 PM (+iIV1) --- Obama's curse. Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2025 03:03 PM (krQz2) 197
In John Lennon's "Imagine" he states ..
Above us, only sky. .. is John Lennon saying that we are alone in the universe ? ===== I've read that the early 80s John Lennon was a little more realistic about life than the one who penned "Imagine". Posted by: Crusader at January 16, 2025 03:03 PM (azSra) 198
Above us, only sky.
.. is John Lennon saying that we are alone in the universe ? Posted by: SMOD He's a Moon denier! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at January 16, 2025 03:03 PM (L/fGl) 199
Wth color is she wearing? You could see it from space. Sort of a mixture of a LSD traffic cone and landing strip.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat _______ Burned a shadow into my screen. Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 16, 2025 03:04 PM (KqdAf) 200
175 Putting a black woman into any position of even nominal authority is a non-serious choice.
Posted by: Crusader I don't think that's fair. Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at January 16, 2025 03:04 PM (d8mPq) 201
Mollie
@MZHemingway Interesting how Democrats are far more upset about Mike Turner being removed from Intel Committee than any Republicans https://tinyurl.com/ymd39uk7 Posted by: redridinghood at January 16, 2025 03:04 PM (NpAcC) Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2025 03:04 PM (krQz2) Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 16, 2025 03:04 PM (gm9Sb) 204
Aw, whatever.
Brandon is a wreck. This is his last weekend as President, and one of his last weekends as a guy who breathes without assistance. Or at all. His handlers will be out too, and they're the ones who forced her to tell bald-faced, self abasing lies to the faces of angry nation for years. Who cares about the old husk and his fake fuckin' legacy? Certainly not her. Why not deny him his pretend victory as he slinks away in shame, and talk about herself instead? It's not as if Brandon mattered after that bullet missed Trump, anyway. I'm kinda with KJP on this. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 16, 2025 02:54 PM (BI5O2) ----------------- So you're saying she's a victim? Posted by: ShainS -- Commie-Caused Conflagrations Created Califzuela's Chernobyl at January 16, 2025 03:04 PM (riYIr) 205
whig
Thank you for the rest of the story. Methinks we need to deal with this conduct in some way. Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 16, 2025 03:05 PM (u82oZ) 206
I heard she is a lesbian with that Suzanne Malveaux chick. Not the big fat loud one who was on cable TV all the time. Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at January 16, 2025 03:05 PM (et1vG) 207
Sounds like the speaker has no right, no authority to keep Sen. Moore out (and forcibly deny entry), but he and the cops did it anyway. While the guy that assaulted Moore is supposedly on the speaker's staff.
Posted by: illiniwek at January 16, 2025 03:05 PM (Cus5s) 208
150 Unrelated. Pam Bondi is nearly 60 and looks 42, at most. The new Florida Senator nominee Ashley Moody (also a Florida AG) is nearly 50 and looks 28, give or take a year. What is in the water in Florida? I'm guessing it's not fluoride.
Posted by: Schroedinger's Cat Wears the Emperor's New Clothes at January 16, 2025 02:54 PM (bWR5k) Even harder to do with all that intense sunshine all year round. spf30 is your friend people. Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 16, 2025 03:05 PM (AMcpv) 209
167 Piper, just channel your rugged Pawnee ancestors in the cold winter weather. They had to deal with far worse weather on the Great Plains.
Posted by: Bulg at January 16, 2025 02:57 PM (77rzZ) My ancestors are from Texas. But I am trying to be strong! 😀 Posted by: Piper at January 16, 2025 03:05 PM (pRpzT) Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 16, 2025 03:06 PM (u82oZ) 211
Putting a black woman into any position of even nominal authority is a non-serious choice.
Posted by: Crusader I don't think that's fair. Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at January 16, 2025 03:04 PM (d8mPq) --- Strongly Agree. Putting her there because she's a black woman, sure. You end up with Kamala or Karen Bass (Joe's next choice). Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2025 03:06 PM (krQz2) 212
Speaking of chinese microwave weapons... I almost bought some microwave popcorn yesterday. Yeah, true story. Anyway, what's Your recommendation for microwave popcorn? Or just go with Jiffy Pop? Posted by: Soothsayer at January 16, 2025 03:06 PM (oKFJt) 213
was trying to think of a way to amalgamate Teddy Ruxpin and lesbian to describe Latrine, but failed.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 16, 2025 03:02 PM (lTGtQ) Karine Lesbine Ruxpine Posted by: ... at January 16, 2025 03:06 PM (ggGAr) 214
I wanted to replace the Marine Corps Band with Ricky Ricardo's boys playing at the Copa, but no dice. No Joke.
Joe Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 16, 2025 03:07 PM (gm9Sb) 215
Meh...it's like passing over the Brussel Sprouts to get to the turnips. If the Brussel Sprouts want to flex their "greatness" at the expense of the turnips, I don't get too overly excited.
THIS, however, excites me: ADIOS, YOU DEI SATURATED, IDIOCY STOMPING, IMBECILE. You and your Raggedy Ann with brain damage act shan't be missed. Posted by: Orson at January 16, 2025 03:07 PM (dIske) 216
Sounds like the speaker has no right, no authority to keep Sen. Moore out (and forcibly deny entry), but he and the cops did it anyway. While the guy that assaulted Moore is supposedly on the speaker's staff.
Posted by: illiniwek at January 16, 2025 03:05 PM (Cus5s) --- Moore didn't initiate it, but he's the guy that got arrested. Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2025 03:07 PM (krQz2) 217
illiniwek
If Senator Moore used a cordless hole puncher to stop the attack, there would be less attacks. Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 16, 2025 03:07 PM (u82oZ) 218
Wth color is she wearing? You could see it from space. Sort of a mixture of a LSD traffic cone and landing strip.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat -------------+ OUT: Neon Posted by: ShainS -- Commie-Caused Conflagrations Created Califzuela's Chernobyl at January 16, 2025 03:07 PM (riYIr) 219
SMOD: "David Lynch, visionary director and 'Twin Peaks' creator, dead at 78"
DUNE was an underappreciated film. I didn't like it at first viewing because the story was rather complex, but it improved greatly with repeated viewings. Yeah, there was Lynch stylism in the visuals and it wasn't strictly sci-fi as it merged that with deities and thrones, but it was still an interesting watch. The remade Dune is much better, but so is film tech. You don't get the new/improved Dune w/o Lynch's first attempt. Unusual guy but seemed pretty interesting and uniquely quirky. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at January 16, 2025 03:07 PM (aXxgO) 220
200 I don't think that's fair.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage I was trying to ignore it, because you are right, Nurse. It’s a ridiculous comment at best. Posted by: Piper at January 16, 2025 03:07 PM (pRpzT) 221
Texas. Holy frijoles. That's chilli country.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 16, 2025 03:08 PM (NUdiI) 222
Who will be Trump's press secretary?
Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara at January 16, 2025 02:42 PM (efuu+) Get that midget Paul Williams. Is he still alive? Posted by: An Old Fashioned Love Song at January 16, 2025 03:08 PM (jiYtH) 223
Wth color is she wearing? You could see it from space. Sort of a mixture of a LSD traffic cone and landing strip.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat -------------+ OUT: Neon Deion. IN: Neon Freon. Posted by: ShainS -- Commie-Caused Conflagrations Created Califzuela's Chernobyl at January 16, 2025 03:08 PM (riYIr) 224
Pop Secret was the best 25 years ago when I used to eat that stuff
Posted by: ... at January 16, 2025 03:08 PM (ggGAr) 225
Ah, she and that chick broke up. No wonder she was hitting on Doocy the other day. She wants some white meat, some strange up in that chooch. Found out she's 49. Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at January 16, 2025 03:08 PM (et1vG) 226
I see DeSantis is going to appoint Ashley Moody to the FL Senate seat.
Since she's young and likely to be the Senator for quite some time that would mean DeSantis is going to focus on a presidential run in 2028 likely against Vance as his primary opponent. What a change in the GOP when we've gone from Romney Vs McCain to DeSantis Vs Vance... Posted by: 18-1 at January 16, 2025 03:08 PM (t0Rmr) 227
201 Mollie
@MZHemingway Interesting how Democrats are far more upset about Mike Turner being removed from Intel Committee than any Republicans https://tinyurl.com/ymd39uk7 Posted by: redridinghood Turner opposed censuring Adam Schiff, submarined Speaker Johnson in attempts to limit aid to Ukraine and invented a phony intel emergency to stampede caucus members into voting for it, and he, as intel cmte chair, submarined Johnson and the judiciary committee bill requiring warrants under FISA 702 to surveil Americans. Turner, with the Dems ended up passing a bill extending FISA 702 with no safety rail and he wanted to extend that provision for eight friggin years so that Trump could do nothing about it. He is a Deep State Intel f*cker that deserves to be in prison for trying to violate American constitutional rights under the 4th Amendment. Probably learned that shit from DeWine (Turner is from OH). Posted by: whig at January 16, 2025 03:09 PM (ctrM5) 228
The Democrats learned a lesson.
Put somebody in who: 1. Checks all sorts of intersectional boxes 2. Will stall and stonewall 3. Does not give a shit. That person will do all the running out the clock you could ever wish for, while logging "press meeting hours", so you can proudly say you've done it. Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2025 03:09 PM (krQz2) 229
"Unrelated. Pam Bondi is nearly 60 and looks 42, at most."
Wow. She must've found the fountain of youth. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at January 16, 2025 03:09 PM (aXxgO) Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at January 16, 2025 03:10 PM (et1vG) 231
If the Georgia nonsense requires Trump to get involved...Oh NOO
Posted by: jmel at January 16, 2025 03:10 PM (RWHIh) 232
I've read that the early 80s John Lennon was a little more realistic about life than the one who penned "Imagine".
Posted by: Crusader at January 16, 2025 03:03 PM ------------------ One of the few pop songs I reflexively mute or change stations when it comes on. Posted by: Bigsmith at January 16, 2025 03:10 PM (1Au9i) 233
"Wow. She must've found the fountain of youth." No kids, not married, probably not seeing anyone. Maybe the lack of sex is it. Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at January 16, 2025 03:10 PM (et1vG) 234
Sting kidnapped Princess Leia.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 16, 2025 03:10 PM (NUdiI) 235
DUNE was an underappreciated film. I didn't like it at first viewing because the story was rather complex, but it improved greatly with repeated viewings. .. the same is true of "Apocalypse Now" for me the key to the movie is the "pile of little arms" Posted by: SMOD at January 16, 2025 03:11 PM (RHGPo) 236
Probably learned that shit from DeWine (Turner is from OH).
Posted by: whig at January 16, 2025 03:09 PM (ctrM5) --- Why wasn't he put on the J6 committee? Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2025 03:11 PM (krQz2) 237
If you think about it, the only thing that comes out good when it's "cooked" in the microwave is popcorn. Posted by: Soothsayer at January 16, 2025 03:11 PM (oKFJt) 238
205 whig
Thank you for the rest of the story. Methinks we need to deal with this conduct in some way. Posted by: NaCly Dog ====== Georgia has some of the worse machine like GOP leaders in office due to Chamber of Commerce bullshit along with open primaries. None of them have seen a law that could not be bent, obfuscated, or ignored in pursuit of personal power and enrichment. Posted by: whig at January 16, 2025 03:12 PM (ctrM5) 239
We went back there, and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried, I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out; I didn't know what I wanted to do! And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it... I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought, my God... the genius of that! The genius!
Posted by: SMOD at January 16, 2025 03:12 PM (RHGPo) 240
Trump just appointed three ambassadors to the country of Hollywoodistan.
Trump just appointed three actors to be his "eyes and ears" in Tinseltown https://is.gd/VsQT5a Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at January 16, 2025 03:12 PM (L/fGl) 241
Awesome.
>>@AliBradleyTV >>NEW: A term deemed offensive under @SecMayorkas is a making a comeback… >>Border Patrol sources confirm they are being given new guidance to use the term “Illegal Alien” again in reporting. >>The email also calls for the prioritization of immediate consequences as the new administration gets ready to take over. Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2025 03:13 PM (LkLld) 242
222 Who will be Trump's press secretary?
Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara at January 16, 2025 02:42 PM (efuu+) Get that midget Paul Williams. Is he still alive? Posted by: An Old Fashioned Love Song at January 16, 2025 03:08 PM (jiYtH) __________________________ There's a midget comedian (who I find hilarious) named Brad Williams. Press conferences would be great as he spends 20 minutes complaining about public urinals that are too high....and he would, too. Posted by: Orson at January 16, 2025 03:13 PM (dIske) 243
Did the Pilgrims and injuns really eat popcorn at their first Thanksgiving? Or was that something I mis-learned from Charlie Brown? Posted by: Soothsayer at January 16, 2025 03:13 PM (oKFJt) 244
228 The Democrats learned a lesson.
Put somebody in who: 1. Checks all sorts of intersectional boxes 2. Will stall and stonewall 3. Does not give a shit. That person will do all the running out the clock you could ever wish for, while logging "press meeting hours", so you can proudly say you've done it. Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2025 03:09 PM (krQz2) ======== The press secretary position is stupid at its core and should be eliminated. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 16, 2025 03:13 PM (GBKbO) 245
It might be hyperbole, but it might also have been possible that Karinge could "hold a press conference" refusing to call on anybody and just staring the crowd down for an hour or so. Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2025 03:13 PM (krQz2) 246
Mostly was surprised by Raggity Karine was in her 50s, thought 30s.
As said way downstairs, see lots of then and now of celebrities and its rare to hold looks pat 60, Pam might be one of those rare people Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2025 03:14 PM (fwDg9) 247
Why wasn't he put on the J6 committee?
Posted by: Axeman ===== Nanzi personally picked the GOP members she wanted on the Committee in violation of standing House rules (ignored by the federal district courts btw in the contempt of Congress convictions of Bannon and Navarro). Posted by: whig at January 16, 2025 03:14 PM (ctrM5) 248
Popcorn and toast.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 16, 2025 03:14 PM (NUdiI) 249
Sting was great in Dune. I WILL! KILL HIM! Tremendous acting. Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at January 16, 2025 03:10 PM (et1vG) ——— You would think you could get a pair of those underwear on Amazon but no such luck. Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 16, 2025 03:14 PM (Vh9CX) 250
Damn, I just remembered the spare catheters in the desk. Better get a hold of one of the nig... White House staff to send 'em over.
Joe Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 16, 2025 03:14 PM (gm9Sb) 251
Putting a black woman into any position of even nominal authority is a non-serious choice.
Posted by: Crusader I don't think that's fair. Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at January 16, 2025 03:04 PM (d8mPq) --- Strongly Agree. Putting her there because she's a black woman, sure. You end up with Kamala or Karen Bass (Joe's next choice). ===== How do you think they keep getting those positions? Does anyone believe that KJP *slayed it* at the interview? The original statement is accurate. "Fair" is a topic for another day. Time after time we've seen the toxic results of allowing someone who checks TWO "diversity" boxes having control of anything of substance. Asian women and caucasian women get almost ZERO of the benefit of the doubt afforded these talent-less hacks. Posted by: Crusader at January 16, 2025 03:14 PM (azSra) 252
Women can be so self-centered and petty.*
And, yes, men can be this way also. But this is yet another data point on why it isn't true that if we put women in charge that all will be peace, sunshine and unicorns. Look at the drunk Hillary for another example out of legions of women the Dems put out there as standard bearers for the sisterhood. Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 16, 2025 03:14 PM (YPSb3) 253
Putting a black woman into any position of even nominal authority is a non-serious choice.
Posted by: Crusader I don't think that's fair. Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at January 16, 2025 03:04 PM (d8mPq) Of course not. Race has nothing to do with it. Posted by: Student of Human Moves at January 16, 2025 03:14 PM (QOCDM) Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2025 03:15 PM (krQz2) 255
18-1: "What a change in the GOP when we've gone from Romney Vs McCain to DeSantis Vs Vance..."
A bit of an indictment on the GOPe to have languished in failure theater for so many years. The party was a corpse. Almost no energy or proactivity for populist conservatism (or simply conservatism) despite a brief interlude with Perot's appearance that forced the Gingrich GOP to lean Right briefly to ward off populism. It took both parties screwing up so thoroughly for so long to finally insist upon the Trump straw to break the camel's back. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at January 16, 2025 03:15 PM (aXxgO) 256
I'd like to see Gutfeld as Press Secretary
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at January 16, 2025 03:16 PM (DfhSF) 257
If you think about it, the only thing that comes out good when it's "cooked" in the microwave is popcorn.
Posted by: Soothsayer No, one melts butter in the microwave while making the popcorn in the Whirley-Pop on the stove, using coconut oil. Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 16, 2025 03:16 PM (lTGtQ) 258
231 If the Georgia nonsense requires Trump to get involved...Oh NOO
Posted by: jmel ------- Anyone that argues Kemp should have a national role should be beaten with a sock full of shit until they repent. The easiest way to demonstrate this is to follow his personal disclosures as to wealth from his Sec. of State days through his governorship. He ain't getting wealthy from his salary and free board at the governor's mansion. Posted by: whig at January 16, 2025 03:16 PM (ctrM5) 259
5 Putting a black woman into any position of even nominal authority is a non-serious choice.
Posted by: Crusader I don't think that's fair. Posted by: nurse ratched, === Agreed. Hallie Berry, for example, would be allowed on top. Posted by: It is right and good at January 16, 2025 03:17 PM (HXZiI) 260
She’ll go down in history as, by far, the worst press secretary ever and the second worst DEI hire ever.
---------------- None of that matters, the important thing is that she will be recorded for posterity as having that job. Nobody expected anything more from a DEI hire. Posted by: Decaf at January 16, 2025 03:18 PM (unUNN) 261
Putting a black woman into any position of even nominal authority is a non-serious choice.
Posted by: Crusader I don't think that's fair. Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at January 16, 2025 03:04 PM (d8mPq) Of course not. Race has nothing to do with it. Posted by: Student of Human Moves at January 16, 2025 03:14 PM (QOCDM) --- Though I don't believe the sexes are "equal" outside of equal "value", I also have worked with some mega-competent women. Some of the best project managers I've had have been women. And I don't think race--other than susceptibility to ghetto culture--plays any role beside that. Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2025 03:18 PM (krQz2) 262
216 Sounds like the speaker has no right, no authority to keep Sen. Moore out (and forcibly deny entry), but he and the cops did it anyway. While the guy that assaulted Moore is supposedly on the speaker's staff.
Posted by: illiniwek ======= The speaker and his hireling actually violated GA Code that makes interference with a lawmaker engage in public duties a crime. It would be as though the Dems in the House could bar GOP members from attending and voting in a session or hearing a State of the Union. Posted by: whig at January 16, 2025 03:19 PM (ctrM5) 263
Condi Rice was qualified and competent.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at January 16, 2025 03:20 PM (DfhSF) 264
she came from Commissar Sanders staff and MoveOn dot org, there was never going to be anything good with that,
that bald woman on MSNBC, also was on Sander's staff, and had worked with Kamala, still didn't get a clue, Posted by: miguel cervantes at January 16, 2025 03:20 PM (dJR17) 265
231 If the Georgia nonsense requires Trump to get involved...Oh NOO
Posted by: jmel ====== Most of the state and its pols should be put under a proctological exam for criminal actions in office. That goes for GOP as well as Dems. A lot of the staffers as well. Posted by: whig at January 16, 2025 03:21 PM (ctrM5) 266
Condi Rice was qualified and competent. Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at January 16, 2025 03:20 PM Winsome Sears Posted by: AltonJackson at January 16, 2025 03:21 PM (w9Ycv) 267
Sting was great in Dune.
I WILL! KILL HIM! Tremendous acting. Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, ________ MST3k used it. Sidehackers, I think. Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 16, 2025 03:21 PM (KqdAf) 268
Why is Google's leadership never included? Am I missing something or someone?
Posted by: SMOD at January 16, 2025 02:38 PM (y37ME) The CEO of Alphabet is Sundar Pichai. And now you know. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 16, 2025 02:40 PM (ExV1e) --------------- Because he does as he is told, he is still doing the swamp's bidding. Posted by: Decaf at January 16, 2025 03:22 PM (unUNN) 269
Ross Perot, Newt Gingrich. You misspelled RUSH LIMBAUGH.
Posted by: JROD at January 16, 2025 03:22 PM (IlL6s) 270
How do you think they keep getting those positions? Does anyone believe that KJP *slayed it* at the interview?
Posted by: Crusader at January 16, 2025 03:14 PM (azSra) --- As I said, KJP was *everything* a modern Democrat and press member wanted. She achieved historic levels of stonewalling and dissembling from a Presidential administration. Her chief asset was not giving a shit. I'm telling you, she was a Democrat star. And she has set the bar for Democrat press secretaries, until the Democrat party fully learns its lesson. Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2025 03:22 PM (krQz2) 271
jen hacky psaki was also similarly useless, and she is nearly albino
Posted by: miguel cervantes at January 16, 2025 03:22 PM (dJR17) 272
From the 10000ft view I have here at the bottom of the world two things come to mind in reference to the carpet munching, vag owning, POC who is thick as a brick DEI hire.
1/ No one cares. 2/ Who are you? Begone varlet. Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at January 16, 2025 03:22 PM (bgJ0E) 273
267 Sting was great in Dune.
I WILL! KILL HIM! Tremendous acting. Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Also, Linda Hunt *shifty eyes* Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 16, 2025 03:22 PM (PiwSw) 274
Just as a data point, all microwave ovens do is boil water, and the 'settings' just adjust the amount of time that the waves are active. All they can do is heat up any water in the product that is inside, and that heated moisture transmits the heat to the rest of the product.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 16, 2025 03:22 PM (lTGtQ) 275
Condi Rice was qualified and competent.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at January 16, 2025 03:20 PM (DfhSF) --- I'm not actually pleased with her complete output, but she was genius-level. Good example. Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2025 03:23 PM (krQz2) 276
yes it was dialogue worthy of Ciaran Hinds in Justice League as Steppenwolf,
Posted by: miguel cervantes at January 16, 2025 03:23 PM (dJR17) 277
They created so many narcissists by praising:
Skin Color Sexuality Immigrant as if those are accomplishments Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 16, 2025 03:23 PM (sJHOI) 278
Hallie Berry, for example, would be allowed on top.
Posted by: It is right and good at January 16, 2025 03:17 PM The sexiest of the Cat Women. Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 16, 2025 03:23 PM (aD39U) Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 16, 2025 03:23 PM (MM6+c) 280
My neighbors had a yuge fire in the 80s started by Jiffy Pop and inattention.
Posted by: ... at January 16, 2025 03:24 PM (ggGAr) 281
You realize, the next dem press secretary will be a tranny.
Posted by: Because they haven't learned at January 16, 2025 03:24 PM (HXZiI) 282
266
Condi Rice was qualified and competent. Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at January 16, 2025 03:20 PM Winsome Sears Posted by: AltonJackso Candace Owens Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at January 16, 2025 03:24 PM (ZmTY1) 283
I might care more if John Kirby weren't such a loathsome liar for the junta. If he got a little bit of humiliation, good.
Suck it, loser. You've got until noon Jan. 20th. Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 16, 2025 03:25 PM (pJWtt) 284
274 Just as a data point, all microwave ovens do is boil water, and the 'settings' just adjust the amount of time that the waves are active. All they can do is heat up any water in the product that is inside, and that heated moisture transmits the heat to the rest of the product.
Posted by: Thomas Paine ===== I always add a little water when I reheat items in containers (with venting) as it tends to aid in the heating process keeping protein heavy foods from drying out as much and turning rubbery or worse. Posted by: whig at January 16, 2025 03:25 PM (ctrM5) 285
Mocha Bride of Chucky
Posted by: ... at January 16, 2025 03:25 PM (ggGAr) 286
265 231 If the Georgia nonsense requires Trump to get involved...Oh NOO
Posted by: jmel ====== Most of the state and its pols should be put under a proctological exam for criminal actions in office. That goes for GOP as well as Dems. A lot of the staffers as well. Posted by: whig at January 16, 2025 03:21 PM (ctrM5) ------------------ I didn't watch the Pam Bondi questioning in it's entirety but when asked about being "independent" she should've thrown the Dems words back on them, "I will prosecute criminals without fear or favor, illegals or citizens, sitting Congressional members or Federal bureaucrats." Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 16, 2025 03:25 PM (Vh9CX) 287
My neighbors had a yuge fire in the 80s started by Jiffy Pop and inattention.
Posted by: ... The Whirley-Pop has a stirring crank that needs to be used while popping. None of that 'Put it on the heat and walk away' stuff. Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 16, 2025 03:26 PM (lTGtQ) 288
Microwaves also superheat the iron in meat.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 16, 2025 03:26 PM (NUdiI) 289
Fat is Flavor!
Posted by: Grump928(c) blurts at January 16, 2025 03:26 PM (aD39U) 290
Unrelated. Pam Bondi is nearly 60 and looks 42, at most. The new Florida Senator nominee Ashley Moody (also a Florida AG) is nearly 50 and looks 28, give or take a year. What is in the water in Florida? I'm guessing it's not fluoride.
-- As a woman myself, 60 is around the age when aging starts to accelerate noticeably. When I was 50, I looked nowhere near it. I'm past 60 now, and have to say the aging process starts speeding up in about the 6th decade and beyond for a woman. IMHO, of course. Posted by: Lady in Black at January 16, 2025 03:26 PM (qBdHI) 291
who did the best Bill Clinton impression in Political Animals btw
Posted by: miguel cervantes at January 16, 2025 03:26 PM (dJR17) 292
Just as a data point, all microwave ovens do is boil water, and the 'settings' just adjust the amount of time that the waves are active. All they can do is heat up any water in the product that is inside, and that heated moisture transmits the heat to the rest of the product.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 16, 2025 03:22 PM (lTGtQ) --- Is that why they dry everything out? Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2025 03:27 PM (krQz2) 293
President-elect Trump on Friday named Karoline Leavitt, his campaign press secretary, to serve as his White House press secretary.
Posted by: SMOD at January 16, 2025 03:27 PM (RHGPo) 294
When I was 50, I looked nowhere near it. I'm past 60 now, and have to say the aging process starts speeding up in about the 6th decade and beyond for a woman. IMHO, of course.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 16, 2025 03:26 PM Photos? Posted by: Grump928(c) at January 16, 2025 03:27 PM (aD39U) Posted by: Bulg at January 16, 2025 03:27 PM (77rzZ) 296
I am not sure there is someone that did more damage to the president's reputation than her -- it is really sad
*locks the shower door again* Posted by: Ashley Biden at January 16, 2025 03:27 PM (gKWVE) Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 16, 2025 03:27 PM (lTGtQ) 298
Why do microwaves heat bread so quickly?
Posted by: Grump928(c) at January 16, 2025 03:27 PM (aD39U) 299
> What would dildos be called on Star Trek
They liked -er words for tools: Tricorder, Phaser, Transporter, Regenerator, Neutralizer. Orgasmer, maybe? Posted by: bonhomme at January 16, 2025 03:28 PM (Odg76) 300
Probably a soon dead thread.
But reading about Jan6 Ralliers and possible pardons, those who are convicted of violence might not get one. My suspicion is many of those were way overcharged and got made up charges when it wasn't hardly any contact. Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2025 03:28 PM (fwDg9) Posted by: Bulg at January 16, 2025 03:28 PM (77rzZ) 302
Hey mandate lovers. Hey landslide claimers.
Trump did not win in a landslide. There is no solid mandate. He won because he got the wins in the states that matter. Look at the polling for "approval." FIFTY PERCENT DISAPPROVE of whatever they perceive he is doing. That's a whole bunch of people. And those of you that are saying the dems are hosing themselves with their performances in the cabinet member hearings, remember that 50 number. Every one of those that are in the "disapproval" side LOVE that behavior the senators are demonstrating. Posted by: Mr Gaga at January 16, 2025 03:29 PM (KiBMU) 303
Ross Perot, Newt Gingrich. You misspelled RUSH LIMBAUGH.
Posted by: JROD Old Yeller, Mark Levine. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at January 16, 2025 03:29 PM (L/fGl) Posted by: Crusader at January 16, 2025 03:29 PM (azSra) 305
I didn't watch the Pam Bondi questioning in it's entirety but when asked about being "independent" she should've thrown the Dems words back on them, "I will prosecute criminals without fear or favor, illegals or citizens, sitting Congressional members or Federal bureaucrats."
Posted by: MAGA_Ken -------- Personal and public corruption flourishes as belief in the system dies. We are at the point--we either reform the system and put the corrupt in prison or the system will disintegrate. The public integrity section of the DoJ is the one that needs to be let loose on corrupt officeholders whether GOP or Dem. Hope Bondi sees it that way. Posted by: whig at January 16, 2025 03:29 PM (ctrM5) 306
Game Company Square Enix Threatens To Sue Customers For Criticizing Their DEI Practices
If Square Enix can't stand the heat, then they should get out of the kitchen and close up shop... Posted by: SMOD at January 16, 2025 03:29 PM (RHGPo) 307
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It's not the main reason, but certainly a factor for my decision to retire to south Florida. Just about six months out, now... Posted by: Joe Kidd at January 16, 2025 03:29 PM (EDKEA) 308
I saw Jiffy Pop and Inattention open for Morris Day and The Time at Mississippi Night in '98.
Posted by: ShainS -- Commie-Caused Conflagrations Created Califzuela's Chernobyl at January 16, 2025 03:29 PM (riYIr) 309
Why do microwaves heat bread so quickly?
Posted by: Grump928(c) Bread has a moisture content of 30-40 percent. Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 16, 2025 03:29 PM (lTGtQ) 310
The good news is we won't have to hear the outrageous lies of Mop Top and John Kirby any longer.
I think the Leftist Media is as sick of Mop Top as any of us are. They had to broadcast her outrageous lies as gospel truth. That became more and more distasteful as they soured more and more on FJB. Posted by: Gref at January 16, 2025 03:29 PM (aBgBM) 311
The Whirley-Pop has a stirring crank that needs to be used while popping. None of that 'Put it on the heat and walk away' stuff.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 16, 2025 03:26 PM (lTGtQ) ---------- I regularly pop popcorn in an ordinary 2 quart pot. Put the oil in, popcorn in, lid on and turn the burner up to medium. 5 minutes later it's all popped. Lots of times I don't even shake it or I walk away for a couple minutes. The trick is to put a little extra oil in it so that all the kernels are surrounded by oil. Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 16, 2025 03:30 PM (Vh9CX) 312
304 Candace Owens
===== You realize you're making *my* point, right? Posted by: Crusader You're a race baiting misogynist. Blow it out your ass. Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at January 16, 2025 03:30 PM (ZmTY1) Posted by: bonhomme at January 16, 2025 03:30 PM (Odg76) 314
I got to 2:08 - does she talk for the entire 6 minutes?
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at January 16, 2025 03:31 PM (w6EFb) Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle for festive little hats at January 16, 2025 03:31 PM (B/MLO) 316
What would dildos be called on Star Trek
They liked -er words for tools: Tricorder, Phaser, Transporter, Regenerator, Neutralizer. Orgasmer, maybe? Posted by: bonhomme at January 16, 2025 03:28 PM (Odg76) No matter what you called them, the red ones were doomed. Posted by: Diogenes at January 16, 2025 03:31 PM (W/lyH) 317
The public integrity section of the DoJ is the one that needs to be let loose on corrupt officeholders whether GOP or Dem. Hope Bondi sees it that way.
Posted by: whig at January 16, 2025 03:29 PM (ctrM5) ----------------- Yep. Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 16, 2025 03:31 PM (Vh9CX) 318
am not sure there is someone that did more damage to the president's reputation than her -- it is really sad
*locks the shower door again* Posted by: Ashley Biden === *phone rings, answering machine picks up* Ash?! It's Dad. I need you to come over and help me in the shower. They all left me home alone now...Ash? Ash? *answering machine hangs up* Posted by: Post inaugural scenes at January 16, 2025 03:32 PM (HXZiI) 319
Megyn Kelly might be the most interesting person who could be a press secretary. She has been letting the swear bombs flying
Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2025 03:32 PM (fwDg9) 320
304 Candace Owens
===== You realize you're making *my* point, right? Posted by: Crusader You're a race baiting misogynist. Blow it out your ass. ===== Wait, you're doubling down on the anti-Semitic Candace Owens? Posted by: Crusader at January 16, 2025 03:32 PM (azSra) 321
*locks the shower door again*
Posted by: Ashley Biden at January 16, 2025 03:27 PM (gKWVE) --- That is one of the biggest scandals of the press corps. The enormity of it is unfathomable. But it is a good illustration of how the press can suppress a public scandal if they just don't push it as a scandal. It was proven to be her diary--mainly because they wanted to prosecute O'Keefe for theft or at least "receiving stolen goods". And in it she describes at least a surface level of trauma of her dad showering with her. Should have ended his presidency in a day. Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2025 03:32 PM (krQz2) 322
Wait, you're doubling down on the anti-Semitic Candace Owens?
Posted by: Crusader Who thinks that Mrs. Macron is a man. Posted by: Bulg at January 16, 2025 03:33 PM (77rzZ) 323
Posted by: Mr Gaga at January 16, 2025 03:29 PM (KiBMU)
--- Keep counting the votes in California, drone. Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2025 03:34 PM (krQz2) 324
Yeesh. DEI = Dumb, Entitled, Ignorant. So, many of these lame-asses think they won "Queen for a Day" instead of holding a job and being responsible. Someone at her "celebration" should've crowned her with a plastic crown, given her a Whirlpool Refrigerator, and then escorted her off the podium. Posted by: naturalfake at January 16, 2025 03:34 PM (iJfKG) 325
Speaking of David Lynch,
Watching the (two part) remake of Dune.... beats the hell out of his version. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 16, 2025 03:34 PM (/lPRQ) 326
Terry Bolea is ready to be White House Press Secretary. The little Hulksters agree.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 16, 2025 03:34 PM (gm9Sb) 327
Hey mandate lovers. Hey landslide claimers.
Trump did not win in a landslide. There is no solid mandate. He won because he got the wins in the states that matter. Look at the polling for "approval." FIFTY PERCENT DISAPPROVE of whatever they perceive he is doing. That's a whole bunch of people. And those of you that are saying the dems are hosing themselves with their performances in the cabinet member hearings, remember that 50 number. Every one of those that are in the "disapproval" side LOVE that behavior the senators are demonstrating. Posted by: Mr Gaga at January 16, 2025 03:29 PM (KiBMU) Keep inhaling that Copium. Joe Biden leaves office something like a 38% approval rating. If a majority of Americans wanted what the Donks are selling, Kamala Harris would be POTUS on the 20th. Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 16, 2025 03:34 PM (pJWtt) 328
Mrs. Macron is a man.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 16, 2025 03:34 PM (NUdiI) Posted by: gKWVE at January 16, 2025 03:34 PM (gKWVE) Posted by: Soothsayer at January 16, 2025 03:34 PM (oKFJt) 331
Pedo 2nd offense.
Duct tape + machine pistols + parachute + Iran = Win. Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 16, 2025 03:35 PM (MM6+c) 332
Linda Hunt was most excellent in the film "The Year of Living Dangerously".
Posted by: mrp at January 16, 2025 03:35 PM (rj6Yv) 333
240 Trump just appointed three ambassadors to the country of Hollywoodistan.
Trump just appointed three actors to be his "eyes and ears" in Tinseltown https://is.gd/VsQT5a Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at January 16, 2025 03:12 PM (L/fGl) But first... you will.... Posted by: Ambassador Gibson at January 16, 2025 03:35 PM (QAkQ3) 334
Look at the polling for "approval." FIFTY PERCENT DISAPPROVE of whatever they perceive he is doing.
That's a whole bunch of people. And those of you that are saying the dems are hosing themselves with their performances in the cabinet member hearings, remember that 50 number. Every one of those that are in the "disapproval" side LOVE that behavior the senators are demonstrating. ==⁹ Wow look at this dead ender. Still trusting the polls are ya, dummy? Say how are ratings are CNN. Posted by: It's a type of cognitive blindness at January 16, 2025 03:35 PM (HXZiI) 335
@303 Anonosaurus Wrecks-Rush carried the GOP into the nineties while pappy Bush was busy shitting the bed. Perot was a blip at best and nobody really knew who Newt was until 93-94.
Posted by: JROD at January 16, 2025 03:35 PM (IlL6s) 336
Orville Redenbacher is a creepy old dyke.
Discuss. Posted by: Soothsayer Bill Nye reminds me of Orville. Posted by: Bulg at January 16, 2025 03:36 PM (77rzZ) 337
saw Jiffy Pop and Inattention open for Morris Day and The Time at Mississippi Night in '98.
Posted by: ShainS -- Commie-Caused Conflagrations Created Califzuela's Chernobyl at January 16, 2025 03:29 PM (riYIr) Wait, I thought it was Jiffy Pop and the Inattentionettes Posted by: ... at January 16, 2025 03:36 PM (ggGAr) 338
Anyone remember their Very First Time... they used "Butter Salt?" I remember, as a kid, being amazed by Butter Salt. Posted by: Soothsayer at January 16, 2025 03:36 PM (oKFJt) 339
That's a whole bunch of people. And those of you that are saying the dems are hosing themselves with their performances in the cabinet member hearings, remember that 50 number. Every one of those that are in the "disapproval" side LOVE that behavior the senators are demonstrating.
Posted by: Mr Gaga You are remarkably black pilled today and nedd to actually report polling with data. Trump's approval rating is about 56 over the last several days and part of the remainder includes about 5 percent who have no response. See Rassmussen. If you prefer Gallup, it is slightly less as in about 51 percent but disapproval is about 44 percent by Dems in December. Indys break even, and GOP is much more supportive of Trump than in the past as the NTers die off or quit. Biden is at 39 percent btw. Posted by: whig at January 16, 2025 03:36 PM (ctrM5) 340
Linda Hunt was most excellent in the film "The Year of Living Dangerously".
Posted by: mrp at January 16, 2025 03:35 PM (rj6Yv Mike's sister? Posted by: Diogenes at January 16, 2025 03:36 PM (W/lyH) 341
"Linda Hunt was most excellent in the film "The Year of Living Dangerously".
Posted by: mrp" She was hot in that. Posted by: eleven at January 16, 2025 03:36 PM (fV+MH) 342
Orville Redenbacher is a creepy old dyke.
Discuss. ===== Alternatively, compare and contrast: Orville Redenbacher...Mr. Whipple. Posted by: Crusader at January 16, 2025 03:37 PM (azSra) 343
You know, I ran into John Kirby at our local Indian Restaurant. He is itty bitty.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 16, 2025 03:37 PM (jFCkp) 344
Lady in Black
You offer much more than unblemished skin. You offer life experiences, a honed mind, and known man-manipulation skills. That a win over a vapid 20 years old. I don't even know what wine pairs with peanut butter. Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 16, 2025 03:37 PM (u82oZ) 345
Posted by: Mr Gaga at January 16, 2025 03:29 PM (KiBMU)
--- He won ALL the contested states, moron. New York hates him so much they corrupted their law and their courts just to get him before a jury that could imagine that his supposedly deceptive accounting was for crimes that they could imagine he's guilty of--"or whatever!" Burn down California some more, howabout. Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2025 03:38 PM (krQz2) 346
Keep counting the votes in California, drone.
Posted by: Axeman ======== I think someone might be maliciously posing as Mr. Gaga or he had a stroke. Posted by: whig at January 16, 2025 03:38 PM (ctrM5) 347
Butter-Salt Bacos. What are they called, Baco-bits?? The bacon bits in the little bottle. Amazing things, yes? Posted by: Soothsayer at January 16, 2025 03:38 PM (oKFJt) 348
Jean-Pierre has at times threatened to call in powerful allies, such as the Rev. Al Sharpton, to back her up, this person said, explaining: "It gets kind of scary for someone like Jeff, who is a white man, who is like, 'I don't want this kind of smoke.' --------- We appear to be entering a time where Mau-Mauing the caucasians doesn't work anymore. Hopefully she's radioactive going forward. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 16, 2025 03:38 PM (QwK6F) 349
Mr Whipple was thinking about Mrs Crabapple while he was squeezing the Charmin.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 16, 2025 03:38 PM (lTGtQ) 350
"Linda Hunt was most excellent in the film "The Year of Living Dangerously".
Posted by: mrp" She was hot in that. Posted by: eleven at January 16, 2025 03:36 PM (fV+MH) LOL Posted by: mrp at January 16, 2025 03:38 PM (rj6Yv) 351
the dark thread ate my comments !
Posted by: runner at January 16, 2025 03:38 PM (g47mK) Posted by: Soothsayer at January 16, 2025 03:38 PM (oKFJt) 353
He won because he got the wins in the states that matter.
--------- Do you know what you sound like? "The Chicago Bulls only won because they got the ball in the net thingy more times than their opponent. It doesn't say anything about them as a *team*." Also it was every state that mattered, at least get that right. Posted by: ... at January 16, 2025 03:39 PM (ggGAr) 354
Bacos. What are they called, Baco-bits??
The bacon bits in the little bottle. --------------- Nothing replaces bacon. Bacon bits suck. Posted by: Pudinhead at January 16, 2025 03:39 PM (jFCkp) 355
Photos?
-- Not a great one at all, but you can find me on X under @i_am_spunk. And remember, I'm past 60. Be kind. Posted by: Lady in Black at January 16, 2025 03:39 PM (qBdHI) 356
Also, Linda Hunt *shifty eyes*
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 16, 2025 03:22 PM (PiwSw) ___________________________________ Linda Hunt is great in anything. She's walking proof that a strong female part need not be scrawny women fighting giant male bad guys. In "The Year of Living Dangerously"...in which I believe she received and Oscar, she just sold the part...and took heat for accepting a role where she was playing a Vietnamese. They accused her of "yellowface"...but there's no one who could have done the role as well as she did, regardless of ancestry. Posted by: Orson at January 16, 2025 03:39 PM (dIske) 357
Do you know what you sound like?
Posted by: ... at January 16, 2025 03:39 PM (ggGAr) --- John Madden? Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2025 03:40 PM (krQz2) 358
Speaking of David Lynch,
Watching the (two part) remake of Dune.... beats the hell out of his version. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 16, 2025 03:34 PM (/lPRQ) I disagree. The new version follows the story more directly but doesn't at all capture the feeling/vibe/appearance of being 10,000 years in the future. The sets look like they were filmed in your local Pinkberry Yoghurt emporium and the actors look and act like they could've been found there as well. The new one is good but bland, very very bland and familiar. Posted by: naturalfake at January 16, 2025 03:40 PM (iJfKG) 359
I do put YoLD up there in my movie rankings
Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2025 03:40 PM (fwDg9) 360
@i_hate_spunk....DUH
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 16, 2025 03:40 PM (qBdHI) 361
Twin Peaks was from David Lynch wasn't it?
Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2025 03:40 PM (fwDg9) 362
240 Trump just appointed three actors to be his "eyes and ears" in Tinseltown
https://is.gd/VsQT5a Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks I want this to be a troll, but frankly no narrative makes sense anymore, so, yeah, lets roll with that. And the super-secret undercover fifth column J-street money men disinformation disrupters who write Disney scripts in order to destroy them from within. Posted by: Auspex at January 16, 2025 03:41 PM (j4U/Z) 363
Linda Hunt is great in anything. She's walking proof that a strong female part need not be scrawny women fighting giant male bad guys. In "The Year of Living Dangerously"...in which I believe she received and Oscar, she just sold the part...and took heat for accepting a role where she was playing a Vietnamese. They accused her of "yellowface"...but there's no one who could have done the role as well as she did, regardless of ancestry.
Posted by: Orson at January 16, 2025 03:39 PM (dIske) Concur. Posted by: mrp at January 16, 2025 03:41 PM (rj6Yv) 364
NYTimes published a pedo apologist op-ed.
http://tiny.cc/1526001 Posted by: bonhomme That ought to bring the subscribers back! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at January 16, 2025 03:42 PM (L/fGl) 365
I don't even know what wine pairs with peanut butter. Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 16, 2025 03:37 PM (u82oZ) At Christmas I was offered, as befits a well know soak, a new whiskey. OK Thanks, it was peanut butter flavoured..... I have mind bleached the taste and the name of the bottle forever. Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at January 16, 2025 03:42 PM (bgJ0E) 366
Is that why they dry everything out?
Posted by: Axeman Yes. Use a semi sealed container to reheat leftovers, sometimes add a little water as well if protein rich food. You can also buy vented containers designed to vent off excess steam from the reheated food but keep most of it in to aid in cooking time and to aid in preventing the food from drying out. Steam is a very efficient way to cook things. Posted by: whig at January 16, 2025 03:42 PM (ctrM5) 367
she did help tear down the country, that was her job,
this is the problem with Communist Anarchists and other deviants, she jive talked while our soldiers were being blown up, while our currency was becoming monopoly money and other horrors Posted by: miguel cervantes at January 16, 2025 03:43 PM (dJR17) 368
Cj Koehlers book that the movie is based on, is quite a trip, it's no where as linear as the film, yes hunt's character is supposed to be half chinese, in a country that had limited tolerance for same, they were more strongly idenitified with Sukarno over Suharto, the neutralist candidate, and they bore the brunt of the purge in 65
Posted by: miguel cervantes at January 16, 2025 03:46 PM (dJR17) 369
it explains the standing of Malathir in Malaysia, he keeps coming back like a bad penny
Posted by: miguel cervantes at January 16, 2025 03:48 PM (dJR17) 370
Self-congratulation for abysmal failure seems to be the hallmark of this administration.
Posted by: red speck at January 16, 2025 03:49 PM (0Id0S) 371
Hey mandate lovers. Hey landslide claimers.
Trump did not win in a landslide. There is no solid mandate. He won because he got the wins in the states that matter. Look at the polling for "approval." FIFTY PERCENT DISAPPROVE of whatever they perceive he is doing. That's a whole bunch of people. And those of you that are saying the dems are hosing themselves with their performances in the cabinet member hearings, remember that 50 number. Every one of those that are in the "disapproval" side LOVE that behavior the senators are demonstrating. Posted by: Mr Gaga at January 16, 2025 03:29 PM (KiBMU) ________________ Let me guess: you're a fan of President "Landslide" Mondale, right? He only lost 49 states in a squeaker (?) of an election. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 16, 2025 03:49 PM (YqDXo) 372
Posted by: Mr Gaga at January 16, 2025 03:29 PM (KiBMU)
________________ That’s why all the world leaders, former opponents, industry leaders and others were meeting with President elect Trump because he had no mandate and they wanted to tell him the what for……… Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 16, 2025 04:25 PM (D6PGr) 373
On one of the Greg shows (5 or Guttfeld!), I had to rewind a segment of the clip where KJP was tearing up at the podium, thanking President Biden and First Lady Jill.
The reason was that last bit - she thanked Jill Biden for being the spokesperson. Maybe she was thanking everyone. But I felt this was "a statement against interest". Evidence of one of the people actually running things in Joe Biden's place, moreso as an un-elected member of the Executive Branch. Posted by: Another Anon at January 16, 2025 04:32 PM (QNMaY) 374
But she is SO CUTE!
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