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Moose Mike is showing she's "all done with Trump."

That's how The Hill puts it, as some kind of Yas Slay Queen moment, rather than as an ugly, incivil destruction of Our Precious Normzzz.


Michelle Obama is done with President-elect Trump, if her decision to skip next week's inauguration means anything.

The former first lady, who once called on Democrats to go high when Trump's Republican Party goes low, will not be going to the Capitol to watch Trump take the presidential oath for a second time, leaving her husband, former President Obama, to go it alone.

Longtime allies of the former first lady say she is sending a powerful statement by skipping the event.

They say she wants nothing to do with a man undeserving of the presidency and is making no effort to hide her disdain for Trump.

"She meant every word she said on the campaign trail with every fiber of her being," one ally said. "And she's no hypocrite."

And she's no lady.

MSNBC's president, Rashida Jones, is "stepping down."

Totally voluntarily, I'm sure.


The president of MSNBC, Rashida Jones, stepped down on Tuesday, a major change at the cable network as it waits to see if loyal liberal viewers will tune back in when President-elect Donald J. Trump takes office.

Rebecca Kutler, senior vice president for content strategy at MSNBC, succeeded Ms. Jones as interim president, the company said. Ms. Jones, who held the job for nearly four years, will stay on in an advisory role through March.

Ms. Jones exited amid ratings pressure on the cable news industry and on MSNBC in particular, whose left-leaning programming has suffered a sharp decline in viewership since Mr. Trump's election in November. Executives have said that the post-election ratings dip is normal and that they anticipate a rebound as Mr. Trump settles into his second term.

MSNBC is also among a bundle of cable channels that its parent company, Comcast, will spin out this year into a new company. The spinoff will sever MSNBC from the news-gathering engine of NBC News, its longtime corporate cousin, and the cable network said on Tuesday that it would seek to hire a new head of news gathering and a new head of talent.

"We have a lot to do," Mark Lazarus, the chairman of NBCUniversal Media Group, who will oversee the new company that includes MSNBC, told colleagues in a call on Tuesday announcing Ms. Jones's departure.

Mr. Lazarus also said MSNBC would retain its name after the spinoff, and he offered a vote of confidence in Ms. Kutler, calling her "the ideal leader to guide us through this moment."

Why would they keep the name?

In a major sign that the Age of Woke is crashing to a filthy, stinking end, Starbucks has reversed its woke policy, imposed on franchisees after a couple of freeloading black dudes decided they had the right to use Starbucks as their office-away-from-home while refusing to order even a single coffee, of allowing homeless people to blow out their toilets and use them as shooting galleries without even buying a single $6 cup of coffee.


The popular coffee chain Starbucks is putting the kibosh on its open door policy, and will now only welcome paying customers to hang out and utilize the restrooms at its stores.

In a letter directed to store managers and above, which the company provided to Fox News Digital, Starbucks executive vice president and president of Starbucks North America Sara Trilling noted, "we are establishing a new code of conduct that will be displayed in every store. This is common practice, and makes clear that our spaces, including our cafes, patios and restrooms, are for use by paying customers and our partners."

The coffee company's move to limit the use of its faciliites to paying customers represents an about-face from its previous policy.

In 2018, the company declared, "Any customer is welcome to use Starbucks spaces, including our restrooms, cafes and patios, regardless of whether they make a purchase."

The code of conduct -- which stipulates that Starbucks spaces are available for employees and customers -- prohibits panhandling, smoking, vaping, doing drugs, imbibing "outside alcohol," and engaging in "violence or abusive/threatening language," "discrimination or harassment," "misuse or disruption of our spaces."

Starbucks notes that it will ask rule breakers to depart, and warns that it may request assistance from law enforcement.

Joanne Jacobs: Students want to be given A's and B's just for, allegedly, "trying."


Students want to be rewarded for effort, even if it doesn't lead to achievement, writes psychologist Adam Grant in a New York Times op-ed. "Two-thirds of college students say that "trying hard" should be a factor in their grades, and a third think they should get at least a B just for showing up at (most) classes," he writes.

Psychologist Carol Dweck persuaded teachers and parents to praise Gen Z children for effort, not their abilities, to create a "growth mindset," Grant writes. "The idea of lauding persistence quickly made its way into viral articles, best-selling books and popular TED talks. It resonated with the Protestant work ethic and reinforced the American dream that with hard work, anyone could achieve success."

But it went too far. Effort is great, but it's not "an end in itself," he writes. Sometimes, students who are working hard but failing to accomplish their goal should stop and think. "Trying harder isn't always the answer," writes Grant. "Sometimes it's working smarter, and other times it's working on something else altogether."

In more news suggesting the End of the Age of Woke: Amazon caves on (some) DEI.


Jen Rubin's new podcast has everything! It has humor! It has a cooking segment!

It opens with easily-proven major defamations that might bankrupt everyone involved!


Sara Rose
@saras76

Bondi to Schiff: "I'm not going to mislead this body, nor you. You were censured by Congress for comments like these."

Here's where she really got him:

I don't know how we missed this exchange yesterday:

Posted by: Ace at 06:30 PM




Comments

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1 Yep

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 15, 2025 06:32 PM (dR6yv)

2 Big Mike can go screw himself with his ladypenis.

Posted by: Adam Joseph's Buttplug at January 15, 2025 06:34 PM (ZlKnD)

3
Big Mike not coming to the inauguration should be welcomed. Seeing her scowling through the proceedings would just cast a pall over a happy day.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 15, 2025 06:34 PM (dxSpM)

4 Or even better, Barack's ladypenis.

Posted by: Adam Joseph's Buttplug at January 15, 2025 06:35 PM (ZlKnD)

5 ... say she wants nothing to do with a man undeserving of the presidency
=
Which is weird since she's still married to one.

Posted by: Methos at January 15, 2025 06:37 PM (Dnobf)

6 Evenin’, All.

Ace, did you see the shoutout to you from Stacy McCain that I quoted in an earlier thread. He evidently thinks a lot of you:

Posted by: Bulg at January 15, 2025 06:37 PM (77rzZ)

7 "She meant every word she said on the campaign trail with every fiber of her being," one ally said.
=====
Oh, I see. So she *strenuously* objects?

Posted by: A Few Good Men at January 15, 2025 06:37 PM (TN0g+)

8 Awww, Mooch is not coming to DJT's party, oh well.

Posted by: whig at January 15, 2025 06:38 PM (ctrM5)

9 LOL, all around!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 15, 2025 06:38 PM (cY18j)

10 Damn, can’t get my punctuation straight.

Posted by: Bulg at January 15, 2025 06:38 PM (77rzZ)

11 LMAOO� I can�t breathe. 💀💀 pic.twitter.com/PEMw4bZLzw

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seconded !!!!

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Posted by: runner at January 15, 2025 06:39 PM (g47mK)

12 James O'Keefe @JamesOKeefeIII
BREAKING VIDEO: Top Pentagon Advisor Reveals On Hidden Camera Conversation “with a Couple of Retired Generals to Explore What We Can Do” to ‘Protect People from Trump’

Confirms Secret Meetings regarding AI: “That is sensitive information… We’re going to have to keep it between us…”

https://tinyurl.com/yc4nsfp9
19:27 minutes

Text outtakes:
https://tinyurl.com/yzyucwdf
"I've been in conversation with a couple of retired generals to explore what we can do," Jamie Mannina, advisor to the Joint Chiefs of Staff at the Pentagon, former FBI Special Agent, and self-proclaimed "spy hunter," disclosed to an undercover OMG Journalist his plans to utilize irregular strategies to undermine @realDonaldTrump's presidency.

Mannina also described his "ghost writing" with a 501(c)(4) advocacy organization, National Security Leaders for America, saying, "What we were doing was we were trying to explain to the American people the national security consequences of another Trump presidency." [...]

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 15, 2025 06:39 PM (5LoD7)

13 Ace, did you see the shoutout to you from Stacy McCain that I quoted in an earlier thread. He evidently thinks a lot of you:
Posted by: Bulg
------
Stacey is another blogger that time forgot that has not moved to substack. Haven't been there in years.

Posted by: whig at January 15, 2025 06:39 PM (ctrM5)

14 'the former first lady say she is sending a powerful statement by skipping the event.'

Only democrats care what this hog says or does.

Leave it to this lazy, entitled bitch to expect praise for not doing something.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 15, 2025 06:39 PM (3wi/L)

15 So Mooch doesn't want to go to the Inauguration? She skipped Carters funeral.. What did she have against him?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 15, 2025 06:39 PM (VE6XX)

16 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 15, 2025 06:39 PM (Zz0t1)

17 Moochelle Owebama can suck her dick.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 15, 2025 06:39 PM (Zz0t1)

18 Moochelle will be missed by no one. NO ONE.

Posted by: fd at January 15, 2025 06:40 PM (vFG9F)

19 I prefer resting bitch face Big Mike to not ruin my day. I’m glad she won’t be there.

Posted by: Jaimo at January 15, 2025 06:40 PM (sOA7y)

20 With a name like Rashida, she's GOT to be useless.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 15, 2025 06:40 PM (Zz0t1)

21 Willowed:

160 Babylon Bee, Paper of Record:

To Improve Senate Confirmation Hearings, Democratic Women Replaced By Rabid Hyenas

https://tinyurl.com/5b9s73n7

The final paragraph has another fruitful suggestion.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 15, 2025 06:32 PM (VNX3d)

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 15, 2025 06:40 PM (VNX3d)

22 Sponge, how is your Senora?

Posted by: Bulg at January 15, 2025 06:41 PM (77rzZ)

23 Longtime allies of the former first lady say she is sending a powerful statement by skipping the event.
____

Wouldn't a more powerful statement be made by whipping it out and waving it at Trump while he's taking the oath?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 15, 2025 06:41 PM (fs1hN)

24 Pam Should have started singing:
Lollipop lollipop
oh-ooh lolly lolly pop

Posted by: wth at January 15, 2025 06:41 PM (v0R5T)

25 Kamala Harris has purportedly refused to have JD Vance and family over to the VP digs at the Naval Observatory either, as is customary.

Sense a connection? Like bitter black women taking it to "the man?" Or nah?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 15, 2025 06:41 PM (Q4IgG)

26 H7 says it all @ 7

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 15, 2025 06:41 PM (cY18j)

27 It's pretty much a tossup who I will miss least, Barry or Big Mike. She is such gutter trash.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2025 06:41 PM (LkLld)

28 Have everyone on social media call Big Mike racist for not supporting a president who is a different color than her.

When the left just yawns, well, that'll tell us that the word racist is just a hammer to beat us over the head with. So they will set the precedent, and can suck it.

Posted by: haffhowershower at January 15, 2025 06:41 PM (NMT5x)

29 If Schiff doesn't have pederast face then no one does.

Posted by: eleven at January 15, 2025 06:41 PM (fV+MH)

30 13 He’s still worth reading, though.

Posted by: Bulg at January 15, 2025 06:42 PM (77rzZ)

31 Bitch boycotts function that nobody wants her at anyway
Pictures at 10

Posted by: Ben Had at January 15, 2025 06:42 PM (oT+t6)

32 whoopsie, meant # 3

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 15, 2025 06:42 PM (cY18j)

33 27 It's pretty much a tossup who I will miss least, Barry or Big Mike. She is such gutter trash.
Posted by: JackStraw
======
Are you saying this is the first time you are proud of one of the Obamas for doing something nice?

Posted by: whig at January 15, 2025 06:42 PM (ctrM5)

34 Undeserving of the presidency
---------

Trump: {flashes electoral votes}

Mooch: I fold

Posted by: ... at January 15, 2025 06:42 PM (ZOly4)

35 James O'Keefe @JamesOKeefeIII
JUST IN: Top Pentagon Advisor Jamie Mannina has just been FIRED per email to @OKeefeMedia from Joint Staff Public Affairs Spokesman Joseph Holstead

Mannina was caught on OMG hidden cameras revealing plans “with a Couple of Retired Generals to Explore What We Can Do” to ‘Protect People from Trump’.
https://bit.ly/4hdz2Qw
Posted by: Clyde Shelton

James O'Keefe @JamesOKeefeIII
I confronted the Pentagon official.
It’s one of the wildest encounters ever.
Release tomorrow!
#DatingTheDeepState
https://bit.ly/4gTQDNG
Posted by: Clyde Shelton

James O'Keefe @JamesOKeefeIII
See below the email response @OKeefeMedia received from Joint Staff Public Affairs Spokesman Joseph Holstead regarding Jamie Mannina's termination:
https://bit.ly/4fST69K
[Me!]

O'Keefe found the contractor who leaked the smears against Hegseth and he has now been fired. Check it out:
https://tinyurl.com/z9bpsrbr
Posted by: Danimal28

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 15, 2025 06:43 PM (5LoD7)

36 Longtime allies of the former first lady say she is sending a powerful statement by skipping the event.

They say she wants nothing to do with a man undeserving of the presidency and is making no effort to hide her disdain for Trump.
__________________

Maybe, but maybe she's showing her disdain for "Barry." Their whole "marriage" was one of convenience, I suspect orchestrated by the CPUSA so "Barry" didn't tag up with a white girl, which he'd had a history of doing.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2025 06:43 PM (YqDXo)

37 Oh, wow. That Pentagon advisor O'Keefe got on video saying he was working with retired Generals to obstruct Trump is a former FBI agent. FBI fired Mannina because Predator DC caught him trying to meet with an underaged girl to have sex.

http://tiny.cc/gaw5001
Posted by: bonhomme

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 15, 2025 06:43 PM (5LoD7)

38 Schiff was Ed Buck's pimp.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 15, 2025 06:43 PM (dR6yv)

39 I watched about 5 minutes of Schiff being an asshole before I tuned out...

Good Lord that man is an awful human being.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 15, 2025 06:43 PM (BpYfr)

40 She could have run. Well not run but waddle.

Posted by: ... at January 15, 2025 06:43 PM (ZOly4)

41 Michelle's agony at the hand's of Trump is my joy.

Posted by: eleven at January 15, 2025 06:43 PM (fV+MH)

42 All this for a fucking flag.

Posted by: Mooch at January 15, 2025 06:44 PM (ZOly4)

43 Stacey McCain was pretty good. You’re right, the blogger that time forgot.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 15, 2025 06:44 PM (7MHHr)

44 Honestly, I do not think it matters at all that Big Mike wants to throw a fit. They are both commie shits- she is just more honest about it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 15, 2025 06:44 PM (bss/y)

45 Can we stop with the “Big Mike” crap already? She’s obviously a woman.

Posted by: Bulg at January 15, 2025 06:44 PM (77rzZ)

46 > "Two-thirds of college students say that "trying hard" should be a factor in their grades, and a third think they should get at least a B just for showing up at (most) classes," he writes.

Isn't that how it works at Harvard undergrad now? I've heard that once you get in, just showing up to class will earn you a "gentleman's C." It's been getting worse, too. In 1988, the average GPA was 3.24. Now it's 3.8.

https://t.co/QUpVydLsEq

Posted by: bonhomme at January 15, 2025 06:44 PM (Odg76)

47 >>Are you saying this is the first time you are proud of one of the Obamas for doing something nice?

In a perverse way I guess that's true.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2025 06:44 PM (LkLld)

48 The media struggled to find anything appealing about Moochelle. Remember those toned arms? Leftys swooned over that shit.

Posted by: fd at January 15, 2025 06:45 PM (vFG9F)

49 Truthfully I surprised big Mike was invited. Mighty white of Trump.

Posted by: Darth Randall at January 15, 2025 06:45 PM (IRrsy)

50 FWIW, the story on Mike Turner's defenestration apparently turned on his hysterics last year over Ukraine funding. Mike is a big Slava Ukraina type willing to fight to the last Ukrainian.

Contrary to what I commented last thread, he threw the fit with a super sekret threat to nat sec in order to blackmail the House into passing an extension of Ukraine funding. He also screwed up chances to reform FISA by putting his own bill forward instead of the better Judiciary Bill requiring warrants to surveil Americans.

Then, there is his no vote to censure ole pencil neck Schiff.

Good riddance to bad rubbish.

Posted by: whig at January 15, 2025 06:45 PM (ctrM5)

51 > Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 15, 2025 06:43 PM (5LoD7)

I was scrolling and saw my comment from the last thread in this thread. I was confused for a moment.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 15, 2025 06:45 PM (Odg76)

52 She’s obviously a woman.
Posted by: Bulg at January 15, 2025 06:44 PM (77rzZ)

Who is?

Posted by: ... at January 15, 2025 06:45 PM (ZOly4)

53 "Can we stop with the “Big Mike” crap already? She’s obviously a woman.
Posted by: Bulg"


With a penis.

Posted by: eleven at January 15, 2025 06:46 PM (fV+MH)

54 48 The media struggled to find anything appealing about Moochelle. Remember those toned arms? Leftys swooned over that shit.
Posted by: fd at January 15, 2025 06:45 PM (vFG9F)

I remember scowls, horrible school lunches and boob belts

Posted by: It's me donna at January 15, 2025 06:46 PM (VE6XX)

55 Boob belts, mooch could rock them boob belts

Posted by: Ben Had at January 15, 2025 06:46 PM (oT+t6)

56 "She’s obviously a woman.
Posted by: Bulg"


There is irony in your words.

Posted by: fd at January 15, 2025 06:46 PM (vFG9F)

57 sPam sPam sPam song...

https://tinyurl.com/44pz4x72

I lived in Florida from 1976 to 2007
FDLE doesn't and never did fuck around...

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at January 15, 2025 06:47 PM (jQ+5q)

58 Stacey McCain was pretty good. You’re right, the blogger that time forgot.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Another one well worth checking out is Kim DuToit's. He is still around on mebbe the third iteration of his blog. Bit salty posts at times and I think he is still buds with Jim of AOS blog and SND.

Posted by: whig at January 15, 2025 06:47 PM (ctrM5)

59 "
There is irony in your words.
Posted by: fd "


bwahahahahaha!!

Posted by: eleven at January 15, 2025 06:47 PM (fV+MH)

60 "Two-thirds of college students say that "trying hard" should be a factor in their grades, and a third think they should get at least a B just for showing up at (most) classes," he writes.
_________________

What crap. If you try hard, but you're stupid, you still get a lousy grade. The grade is supposed to reflect your performance, not your work ethic, which is impossible to assess anyway.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2025 06:47 PM (YqDXo)

61 Can we stop with the “Big Mike” crap already? She’s obviously a woman.

==

masculine woman with a scowl of a creepy clown, and a physique of a linebacker

Posted by: runner at January 15, 2025 06:47 PM (g47mK)

62 In 2018, the company declared, "Any customer is welcome to use Starbucks spaces, including our restrooms, cafes and patios, regardless of whether they make a purchase."
====
It's been six years, did somebody finally look up the definition of customers? Starbucks, sheesh.

Posted by: From about That Time at January 15, 2025 06:47 PM (U+vhE)

63 Can we stop with the “Big Mike” crap already? She’s obviously a woman.
=====
I can't say, since I'm not a biologist.

Posted by: Token Black Woman Supreme Court Justice at January 15, 2025 06:47 PM (TN0g+)

64 I'm okay with Mooch staying away from the inauguration. She and her toned arms can shuffle off to the scrap heap of history.

Posted by: Scarymary at January 15, 2025 06:48 PM (whIlM)

65 as far as the O’keefe video - those “retired” Generals working towards the fuehrer behind the scenes.

They (Officers) are subject to recalling to active duty. And then subject to UCMJ - Courts Martial. And Pension Stripped. Bust ‘em down to 2nd Louey and make them buff floors at the Pentagon

Posted by: Common Tater at January 15, 2025 06:48 PM (H4laq)

66 >>Moose Mike is showing she's "all done with Trump."

"To crush your enemies -- See them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women!"


Hey, Conan, would you settle for lamentations of their moose?
Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Gentlemen, assemble! at January 15, 2025 06:48 PM (F7zA6)

67 "Can we stop with the “Big Mike” crap already? She’s obviously a woman.
Posted by: Bulg"
________________

She's hung like a horse.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2025 06:48 PM (YqDXo)

68 She’s obviously a woman.
____

What is a woman?

Posted by: Kentaji Brown Jackson 5 at January 15, 2025 06:48 PM (fs1hN)

69 Schit for Brains fell asleep in the committee meeting just like the donkey commies in california fell assleep when a devastating fire happened.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at January 15, 2025 06:48 PM (17s+e)

70 I remember scowls, horrible school lunches and boob belts
Posted by: It's me donna
------
Kids (now older gen Z) are still mad about her turning school lunches into inedible crap. Some teachers as well that are not batshit crazy Dems.

Posted by: whig at January 15, 2025 06:48 PM (ctrM5)

71 Michelle's agony at the hand's of Trump is my joy.

==

that's one way to look at it, the correct way

Posted by: runner at January 15, 2025 06:49 PM (g47mK)

72 They (Officers) are subject to recalling to active duty. And then subject to UCMJ - Courts Martial. And Pension Stripped. Bust ‘em down to 2nd Louey and make them buff floors at the Pentagon

Posted by: Common Tater at January 15, 2025 06:48 PM (H4laq)
_________________

You mispelled the Somali embassy.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2025 06:49 PM (YqDXo)

73 45
'Can we stop with the “Big Mike” crap already? She’s obviously a woman.'

No.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 15, 2025 06:49 PM (3wi/L)

74 >>Then, there is his no vote to censure ole pencil neck Schiff.

>>Good riddance to bad rubbish.

I'm pretty lukewarm on Johnson but I do have some sympathy for the position he is in trying to get his slim majority of Republicans to fall in line on votes when he has "Republicans" like Turner to deal with.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2025 06:49 PM (LkLld)

75
brb

(scrambles to look up Sore Loser in the dictionary)

Posted by: ... at January 15, 2025 06:49 PM (ZOly4)

76 45 Can we stop with the “Big Mike” crap already? She’s obviously a woman.
Posted by: Bulg

You are confused, Ace was talking about Michelle, not Barry.

Posted by: Gentlemen, assemble! at January 15, 2025 06:49 PM (F7zA6)

77 I am so excited that President Biden will give a speech tonight that I have Cummed in my depends twice already ..

Posted by: Adam Schiff at January 15, 2025 06:50 PM (FDlb9)

78 Breaking: Jen Rubins one paid subscriber choked to death eating a Raman noodle bowl while watching Rubins pod cast.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at January 15, 2025 06:50 PM (jQ+5q)

79 67 "Can we stop with the “Big Mike” crap already? She’s obviously a woman.
Posted by: Bulg"
====
How about a woman who is a tripod.

Posted by: whig at January 15, 2025 06:50 PM (ctrM5)

80 I will say that Big Mike was well upholstered.

Posted by: fd at January 15, 2025 06:50 PM (vFG9F)

81 Can we stop with the “Big Mike” crap already? She’s obviously a woman.

==

masculine woman with a scowl of a creepy clown, and a physique of a linebacker

Posted by: runner
==

And a prostate..... and a video and photo documented penis or the world's biggest clit.... about 8 inches.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at January 15, 2025 06:50 PM (17s+e)

82 Good Lord, those last two videos of Schiff and Crazy Mazie have me in tears!

Posted by: SuperMayorSuperRonNirenberg-Buffer Than Your Mayor, And Twice The Commie, Too at January 15, 2025 06:50 PM (X6kho)

83 Ok, that last one was funny.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 15, 2025 06:50 PM (Zz0t1)

84 78 Breaking: Jen Rubins one paid subscriber choked to death eating a Raman noodle bowl while watching Rubins pod cast.
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It!
======
Always a threat at nursing homes and insane asylums.

Posted by: whig at January 15, 2025 06:51 PM (ctrM5)

85 45 Can we stop with the “Big Mike” crap already? She’s obviously a woman.
Posted by: Bulg

dubba you owe m ayem.

A quick medical test could put an end to all this "crap".

C'mon, don't go all Margot Dumont on this.

Posted by: Auspex at January 15, 2025 06:51 PM (j4U/Z)

86 say she wants nothing to do with a man undeserving of the presidency
=
Which is weird since she's still married to one.
Posted by: Methos


*golf clap*

Posted by: haffhowershower at January 15, 2025 06:51 PM (NMT5x)

87 Will someone wheel Nancy in for the speech tonight? That crooked cow loves the spot light.

Posted by: Crusader at January 15, 2025 06:51 PM (TN0g+)

88 I can't wait for PDT'S Inaugural address.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 15, 2025 06:51 PM (oT+t6)

89
And a prostate..... and a video and photo documented penis or the world's biggest clit.... about 8 inches.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at January 15, 2025 06:50 PM (17s+e

DeGenneres got a eyeful.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 15, 2025 06:51 PM (dR6yv)

90 I'm sure everyone here will agree, we like our Hawaiian girls big-bottomed, retarded, and unable to go to the potty by themselves.

Posted by: Don Ho at January 15, 2025 06:51 PM (W9c/z)

91 >>Breaking: Jen Rubins one paid subscriber choked to death eating a Raman noodle bowl while watching Rubins pod cast.
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at January 15, 2025 06:50 PM (jQ+5q)
__

Services for Ms. Rubin's mother will be scheduled at a later date.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at January 15, 2025 06:52 PM (bNf8H)

92 The good old Daily Mail rag sez the Obamas are headed to divorce.

Posted by: lizabth at January 15, 2025 06:52 PM (Jfw7U)

93 I confess that I am the Birther of Big Mike's daughters.....

Posted by: Barry O at January 15, 2025 06:52 PM (6Zxan)

94 And, good lord, what a piece of shit Adam Schiff is. I mean, that was the most useless, incomprehensible load of bullshit foisted upon someone since the Cavanaugh hearings.

I hate what they've done to this government and my country.

I wish them all infected crotch fleas.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 15, 2025 06:52 PM (Zz0t1)

95 In Trump America, curb face-stomps YOU.

Posted by: Smirnoff Yakov at January 15, 2025 06:52 PM (pMi6S)

96 I wish them all infected crotch fleas.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 15, 2025 06:52 PM (Zz0t1)
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Please - not that.

Posted by: Infected Crotch Fleas at January 15, 2025 06:53 PM (6K6Eu)

97 I do not call her 'Big Mike' because she is a dude. I call her big mike because it is insulting (and funny) to a communist piece of utter garbage who has risen far above her ability or grace.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 15, 2025 06:53 PM (bss/y)

98 The good old Daily Mail rag sez the Obamas are headed to divorce.
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Will Barry be returning to Kenya?

Posted by: Crusader at January 15, 2025 06:53 PM (TN0g+)

99 What crap. If you try hard, but you're stupid, you still get a lousy grade. The grade is supposed to reflect your performance, not your work ethic, which is impossible to assess anyway.
_____

I showed up in class and always participated by answering questions appropriately and asking relevant questions. I got a 3/5 on the class participation part of my grade. The hot blonde in the front row who never said a peep, but wore short skirts got a 5/5. In retrospect, I can understand why the prof saw her as fully participating in his class.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 15, 2025 06:53 PM (fs1hN)

100 fuck them both, they don't deserve the time

Posted by: runner at January 15, 2025 06:53 PM (g47mK)

101 I am really looking forward to Joe's farewell address tonight. What bliss to see the backend of that whole loathsome crew.

Posted by: lizabth at January 15, 2025 06:54 PM (Jfw7U)

102 Yep.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at January 15, 2025 06:54 PM (6K6Eu)

103 102

Posted by: runner at January 15, 2025 06:54 PM (g47mK)

104
she's "all done with Trump."
We've all been done with her for years now.

Posted by: Frank Barone at January 15, 2025 06:54 PM (+oR7L)

105
Can we stop with the “Big Mike” crap already? She’s obviously a woman.
Posted by: Bulg at January 15, 2025 06:44 PM (77rzZ)

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Does the AoSHQ Style Guide forbid us from calling her The Wookie?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 15, 2025 06:54 PM (dxSpM)

106 Biggus Mikus.

Posted by: davidt at January 15, 2025 06:54 PM (i0F8b)

107 She’s obviously a woman.

Posted by: Bulg at January 15, 2025 06:44 PM (77rzZ)



Obviously......

https://is.gd/TbHA5M

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 15, 2025 06:54 PM (Zz0t1)

108 so , Pam Bondi did good , yes ?

Posted by: runner at January 15, 2025 06:54 PM (g47mK)

109 sits down by runner

Posted by: Ben Had at January 15, 2025 06:54 PM (oT+t6)

110 >92 The good old Daily Mail rag sez the Obamas are headed to divorce.


Michelle is tired of being a beard.

Posted by: Scarymary at January 15, 2025 06:55 PM (whIlM)

111 Jen Ruben is like the dead-serious rather than funny version of the church lady from SNL. What an ugly, bitter, hag.

Posted by: Crusader at January 15, 2025 06:55 PM (TN0g+)

112 The good old Daily Mail rag sez the Obamas are headed to divorce.
=====
Will Barry be returning to Kenya?
Posted by: Crusader at January 15, 2025 06:53 PM (TN0g+)

Or Pokeestaun.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 15, 2025 06:55 PM (dR6yv)

113 92 The good old Daily Mail rag sez the Obamas are headed to divorce.
Posted by: lizabth
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Eh, possibly if his biography is anything to go by. Down low brutha might be about to start a new phase in his life.

Posted by: whig at January 15, 2025 06:55 PM (ctrM5)

114 78 Breaking: Jen Rubins one paid subscriber choked to death eating a Raman noodle bowl while watching Rubins pod cast.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at January 15, 2025 06:50 PM

That's what happens when you forgot to put the water in.

Posted by: Frank Barone at January 15, 2025 06:55 PM (+oR7L)

115 The biggest scientific breakthrough of the year is the fact that Nancy Pelosi is still alive.

Posted by: zmbie at January 15, 2025 06:55 PM (pMi6S)

116 Can we stop with the “Big Mike” crap already? She’s obviously a woman.
Posted by: Bulg at January 15, 2025 06:44 PM (77rzZ)
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I think you got your answer.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at January 15, 2025 06:55 PM (17s+e)

117 Kelly said that they wanted to have Hegseth go first to see how it goes and what that clan of useless blowhards will do , the kind of reception they have in mind

Posted by: runner at January 15, 2025 06:56 PM (g47mK)

118 Pam Bondi will be the hottest AG in US history.

Posted by: davidt at January 15, 2025 06:56 PM (i0F8b)

119 92 The good old Daily Mail rag sez the Obamas are headed to divorce.
Posted by: lizabth

They make stuff for chafing nowadays.

Posted by: Frank Barone at January 15, 2025 06:56 PM (+oR7L)

120 zmbie? Where's my "o"?

Posted by: zombie at January 15, 2025 06:56 PM (pMi6S)

121 Sponge, how is your Senora?
Posted by: Bulg at January 15, 2025 06:41 PM (77rzZ)



Missed this one.

She's Ok. Met with the radiation oncologist on Monday and he used the word "cure" so she's pretty happy about that.

Bloodwork came back much better than last week, so she'll be doing her next round of chemo on Friday.

One to go after that, but looks like it will be in 3 weeks instead of two, judging by every treatment this go around.


Thanks for asking.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 15, 2025 06:56 PM (Zz0t1)

122 98
'Will Barry be returning to Kenya?'

No. It'll be some place that promotes faggery.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 15, 2025 06:56 PM (3wi/L)

123 Pete being the toughest, and the rest probably assured to be confirmed.

Posted by: runner at January 15, 2025 06:56 PM (g47mK)

124 Can we stop with the “Big Mike” crap already? She’s obviously a woman.
Posted by: Bulg Bulge
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Fixed.

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 15, 2025 06:56 PM (5LoD7)

125 Kamala Harris has purportedly refused to have JD Vance and family over to the VP digs at the Naval Observatory either, as is customary.

Sense a connection? Like bitter black women taking it to "the man?" Or nah?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 15, 2025 06:41 PM (Q4IgG)


Ooo, she's so brat!!

"Brat" means classless trashy bitch, right?

Posted by: hobbitopoly at January 15, 2025 06:56 PM (k9OZB)

126 They (Officers) are subject to recalling to active duty. And then subject to UCMJ - Courts Martial. And Pension Stripped. Bust ‘em down to 2nd Louey and make them buff floors at the Pentagon

Posted by: Common Tater at January 15, 2025 06:48 PM (H4laq)
_________________

You mispelled the Somali embassy.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2025 06:49 PM (YqDXo)

Can we bust them to an E-2 instead of O-1? Then assign them to a penguin counting detail in Antarctica.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 15, 2025 06:57 PM (VNX3d)

127 zmbie? Where's my "o"?

Posted by: zombie at January 15, 2025 06:56 PM (pMi6S)



You just haven't met the right guy yet, I guess.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 15, 2025 06:57 PM (Zz0t1)

128 Maybe 'zimbie'?

Has a certain ring to it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 15, 2025 06:57 PM (bss/y)

129 @115 Grassley may be a bigger breakthough. Glad he has that nice young man, always by his side, to guide him through these hearings.

Posted by: lizabth at January 15, 2025 06:57 PM (Jfw7U)

130 Zombie, in the can marked spaghetti O's

Posted by: Ben Had at January 15, 2025 06:57 PM (oT+t6)

131 120 zmbie? Where's my "o"?
Posted by: zombie
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That'll be $20, same as in town.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 15, 2025 06:57 PM (fs1hN)

132 I was scrolling and saw my comment from the last thread in this thread. I was confused for a moment.
Posted by: bonhomme
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Ghosts!!

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 15, 2025 06:57 PM (5LoD7)

133 You just haven't met the right guy yet, I guess.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 15, 2025 06:57 PM (Zz0t1)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 15, 2025 06:57 PM (bss/y)

134 Pam Bondi will be the hottest AG in US history.

Posted by: davidt at January 15, 2025 06:56 PM (i0F8b)
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But can she play the bag pipe? Wink, wink, know what i mean. Know what I mean.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at January 15, 2025 06:57 PM (17s+e)

135 118 Pam Bondi will be the hottest AG in US history.

Posted by: davidt at January 15, 2025 06:56 PM

You've obviously never seen Ed Meese or Janet Reno.

Posted by: Frank Barone at January 15, 2025 06:58 PM (+oR7L)

136 @108 Pam Bondi did quite well. She beat those fools like a rented mule.

Posted by: Scarymary at January 15, 2025 06:58 PM (whIlM)

137 127 zmbie? Where's my "o"?

Posted by: zombie at January 15, 2025 06:56 PM (pMi6S)


You just haven't met the right guy yet, I guess.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cance


I heard that Big Mike is back on the singles scene, so I've got a chance,

Posted by: zombie at January 15, 2025 06:58 PM (pMi6S)

138 Ghosts!!
Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 15, 2025 06:57 PM (5LoD7)

Magnets!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 15, 2025 06:58 PM (bss/y)

139 120 zmbie? Where's my "o"?
Posted by: zombie at January 15, 2025 06:56 PM (pMi6S)

Ok, that is one “O”, that’ll be $250.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 15, 2025 06:58 PM (7MHHr)

140 Yaeah, JD has a workaround - the Navy gave him and his fam the plans to the building and whatever info he needed for the move. Kramola is a POS and the less we think of her the better. Is is past.

Posted by: runner at January 15, 2025 06:58 PM (g47mK)

141
Next thing we'll hear is that Barry and Cory Booker are hittin' the singles bars and crushing pussy all weekend in Martha's Vineyard.

Posted by: Auspex at January 15, 2025 06:58 PM (j4U/Z)

142 58 Stacey McCain was pretty good. You’re right, the blogger that time forgot.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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The assault on him and his family turned his life in another direction.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 15, 2025 06:58 PM (KV6ve)

143 Starbucks notes that it will ask rule breakers to depart, and warns that it may request assistance from law enforcement.
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It's a bit harsh to make them drink crappy Starbuck's coffee. Maybe allow them to bring in 7-11 or DQ coffee instead.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 15, 2025 06:59 PM (1bNHn)

144 120 zmbie? Where's my "o"?
Posted by: zombie

Must be a Scrabble set with missing letters. At least there was a "z"!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 15, 2025 06:59 PM (VNX3d)

145 Pam Bondi did quite well. She beat those fools like a rented mule.
Posted by: Scarymary at January 15, 2025 06:58 PM (whIlM)

yes, very enjoyable !

Posted by: runner at January 15, 2025 06:59 PM (g47mK)

146 I heard that Big Mike is back on the singles scene, so I've got a chance,
Posted by: zombie at January 15, 2025 06:58 PM (pMi6S)

The phrase 'Hung like a shaved wookie' just popped in my head and I wanted to inflict it on all of you as well.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 15, 2025 06:59 PM (bss/y)

147 Ya know Barry and Booker would make a handsome couple. Michelle with Oprah?

Posted by: lizabth at January 15, 2025 06:59 PM (Jfw7U)

148
I heard that Big Mike is back on the singles scene, so I've got a chance,
Posted by: zombie at January 15, 2025 06:58 PM (pMi6S)



Well, Barack gets blows from dudes, so there's a chance it's an 'open relationship' with those two, so if you play your cards right.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 15, 2025 07:00 PM (Zz0t1)

149 Ooo, she's so brat!!

"Brat" means classless trashy bitch, right?

Posted by: hobbitopoly
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It's a simple replacement code. BRAT = CUNT. I should have seen it around July but didn't.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at January 15, 2025 07:00 PM (17s+e)

150 I showed up in class and always participated by answering questions appropriately and asking relevant questions. I got a 3/5 on the class participation part of my grade. The hot blonde in the front row who never said a peep, but wore short skirts got a 5/5. In retrospect, I can understand why the prof saw her as fully participating in his class.
Posted by: Chuck Martel
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That shit pissed me off as a professor as it distracted other students. The flirts went elsewhere over time as I was older and married at the time with no interest in students. Some of my colleagues were not as wise and one guy got played hard by a undergrad--he was in love, she was looking for a good grade.

I used written class assignments for calculating participation grade as I used a lot of short simulations, etc. Never had much problem with attendance either.

Posted by: whig at January 15, 2025 07:00 PM (ctrM5)

151 sits down by runner

==

I am honored!

Posted by: runner at January 15, 2025 07:00 PM (g47mK)

152 Obese retarded Hawaiian woman who can use the potty by herself.


Holy shit. I'm dying here

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at January 15, 2025 07:00 PM (W2Pud)

153 Longtime allies of the former first lady say she is sending a powerful statement by skipping the event.

They say she wants nothing to do with a man undeserving of the presidency and is making no effort to hide her disdain for Trump.


When the FNM thought that Deb Fischer's husband was doing this to Kamala they claimed he was petty and disgusting

Posted by: 18-1 at January 15, 2025 07:00 PM (t0Rmr)

154 Next thing we'll hear is that Barry and Cory Booker are hittin' the singles bars and crushing pussy all weekend in Martha's Vineyard

What is love? Baby don't hurt me

Posted by: gKWVE / Yyrog at January 15, 2025 07:00 PM (yYROg)

155 "Two-thirds of college students say that "trying hard" should be a factor in their grades, and a third think they should get at least a B just for showing up at (most) classes," he writes.
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Well, so did I in my college days. I also wanted all the girls I took out to jump in bed with me, and I wanted free beer.

None of that happened, but I admit I wanted it.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 15, 2025 07:00 PM (1bNHn)

156 Big Mike would make a great heel in pro wrestling.

Posted by: davidt at January 15, 2025 07:00 PM (i0F8b)

157 zmbie? Where's my "o"?

Posted by: zombie at January 15, 2025 06:56 PM (pMi6S)



I've got a few to sell......

Posted by: Pat Sajak at January 15, 2025 07:00 PM (Zz0t1)

158 But what message is Moose sending? " I'm done with you crackers, don't even think about nominating me for some future election?"

I tried to be fair to Meanchelle, honestly I saw her pic a few times early in Barky's reign of error where she was wearing something appropriate and flattering and the camera had caught her with a smile instead of her usual scowl -- and she was probably a 6 on the politician scale in those few instances (politician scale being the key here)

But of course I mostly saw the pics with her normal scowl and wearing something that looked like a frenemy had suggested it to her.

Posted by: PaleRider at January 15, 2025 07:01 PM (34pOu)

159 >>Where's my "o"?

That's what Big Mike said.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2025 07:01 PM (LkLld)

160 146 I heard that Big Mike is back on the singles scene, so I've got a chance,
Posted by: zombie at January 15, 2025 06:58 PM (pMi6S)

The phrase 'Hung like a shaved wookie' just popped in my head and I wanted to inflict it on all of you as well.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Dammit Aetius, I was drinking hot decaf when you posted that. Spew.

Posted by: whig at January 15, 2025 07:01 PM (ctrM5)

161 Big Mike does Lori Lightfoot.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 15, 2025 07:01 PM (oT+t6)

162 Saw a YouTube video of Sasha couple days ago, she is turning into Mooch, a large woman

Posted by: Skip at January 15, 2025 07:01 PM (fwDg9)

163 What is their definition of 'trying hard'?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 15, 2025 07:01 PM (bss/y)

164
I heard Michelle has been swapping carpet with Brittney Griner.

Posted by: Frank Barone at January 15, 2025 07:01 PM (+oR7L)

165 108 'so , Pam Bondi did good , yes ?'

She definitely did. She has eased my misgivings about women in politics. (I may end up eating those words.)

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 15, 2025 07:02 PM (3wi/L)

166 So Pam Bondi did well, promised all day to consult the Ethics Authority -- who turns out to be a Schumer plant?

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at January 15, 2025 07:02 PM (6KLK+)

167 Well, as usual, that horrible old virago Rubin looks like she woke up in a room temperature bathtub with a broken wineglass on the floor about an hour before she went on camera.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 15, 2025 07:02 PM (BI5O2)

168
Big Mike and Fanni Willis -- two Sleigh Kweens running with scissors!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 15, 2025 07:02 PM (xG4kz)

169 Big Mike does Lori Lightfoot.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 15, 2025 07:01 PM (oT+t6)



Good thing I haven't eaten today.....that would've brought ANYTHING back up......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 15, 2025 07:02 PM (Zz0t1)

170 Sultry Sexpot Rubin - why give her clicks? That’s why she did that, although hopefully sued back to the stone age, or at least working the glory hole at the I-90 Blue Earth Minn. Rest Area

Posted by: Common Tater at January 15, 2025 07:02 PM (H4laq)

171 These humans like Donald Trump are dangerous, don't you understand that? They think that they're as good as we are!

Posted by: General Urko, Chief Of Security Central City at January 15, 2025 07:02 PM (R/m4+)

172 But of course I mostly saw the pics with her normal scowl and wearing something that looked like a frenemy had suggested it to her.
Posted by: PaleRider
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To be honest, not too many makers of colorful circus tents around anymore. Probably had to import them from China.

Posted by: whig at January 15, 2025 07:02 PM (ctrM5)

173 Michelle is known for the petulant behaviour and defending the gal pals.

Axios (and many others, on or about) Jun 27, 2024 -
Politics & Policy, 'Exclusive: Michelle Obama's private frustration with the Bidens'

In part, Former First Lady Michelle Obama privately has expressed frustration over how the Biden family largely exiled her close friend Kathleen Buhle after Buhle's messy divorce from Hunter Biden, two people familiar with the relationship told Axios.

Why it matters: The family tensions — and the former first lady's disdain for partisan politics — are partly why one of the Democrats' most popular voices hasn't campaigned for President Biden's re-election, the sources said, even as former President Obama has been a willing surrogate.

And then there's the unpleasant behaviour of friends in the White House - Jay Z, Beyonce, Russell Simmons - when she and Barrack reigned. And also when their girls were young. Better not to be cornered and asked about that, right?

It's good to be very wealthy and pretend to stand on principles, especially when hubby was a creation.

Posted by: L - When do we hit rock bottom? at January 15, 2025 07:02 PM (NFX2v)

174 I will concede that Mooch's dick is PROBABLY smaller than Patrick Ewing's....

Posted by: steevy at January 15, 2025 07:03 PM (KQk9m)

175
Fani Willis and Big Mike.

Posted by: Frank Barone at January 15, 2025 07:03 PM (+oR7L)

176 170 Sultry Sexpot Rubin - why give her clicks? That’s why she did that, although hopefully sued back to the stone age, or at least working the glory hole at the I-90 Blue Earth Minn. Rest Area
Posted by: Common Tater
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I hope Ace advised her to use the ad placement firm that he does for AOS. Sonobi for the win.

Posted by: whig at January 15, 2025 07:03 PM (ctrM5)

177 >>I heard Michelle has been swapping carpet with Brittney Griner.


I think you mean Sword Fighting.

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2025 07:03 PM (snN/i)

178 I still remember how the press was making Mooch out to be the next Jackie O, a beautiful woman who would be an amazing First Lady.

Then Mooch started dressing herself.

Posted by: Stateless at January 15, 2025 07:03 PM (jvJvP)

179 We never hear about Sausage and Malaria anymore.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at January 15, 2025 07:04 PM (17s+e)

180 Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes 3h
WOW 🚨 The Pentagon official James O’Keefe just exposed was working to sabotage Donald Trump WAS A SPECIAL AGENT WITH THE FBI AND WORKED FOR HILLARY CLINTON AT THE STATE DEPT

It ALWAYS comes back to the same corrupt people, nothing ever changes

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 15, 2025 07:04 PM (5LoD7)

181 'You just haven't met the right guy yet, I guess.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer'

Underrated comment

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 15, 2025 07:04 PM (3wi/L)

182 Pam Bondi did good with all the bullshit speculation and hypotheticals they repeatedly threw at her.

"I was in Pennsylvania and I can tell you what I saw there."

"YES OR NO!!!! DID TRUMP LOSE IN 2020!?!?!?!??"

What a bunch of classless ignorant assholes we have in leadership.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 15, 2025 07:04 PM (Zz0t1)

183 The good old Daily Mail rag sez the Obamas are headed to divorce.

Posted by: lizabth at January 15, 2025 06:52 PM (Jfw7U) ________________

I'm not surprised. Hence my comment above.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2025 07:04 PM (YqDXo)

184 I thought Kim dugout died several years ago. Had a ton of good gun info linked.

Posted by: From about That Time at January 15, 2025 07:04 PM (U+vhE)

185 I am done with Michelle. I'm not even taking texts from her.

Posted by: fd at January 15, 2025 07:04 PM (vFG9F)

186 My reading of Bondi's comments is that yes she is going to nail that shithead Smith and send him to the same cell he tried to send Trump to.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 15, 2025 07:04 PM (t0Rmr)

187 the former first lady's disdain for partisan politics

That's because she sees herself as Queen.

Posted by: gKWVE / Yyrog at January 15, 2025 07:04 PM (yYROg)

188
Underrated comment
Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 15, 2025 07:04 PM (3wi/L)



Thanks!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 15, 2025 07:04 PM (Zz0t1)

189 96 I wish them all infected crotch fleas.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 15, 2025 06:52 PM (Zz0t1)
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Please - not that.
Posted by: Infected Crotch Fleas at January 15, 2025 06:53 PM (6K6Eu)

Ok How about us. We can get the job done.
-Radioactive Hiney Spiders

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at January 15, 2025 07:04 PM (jQ+5q)

190 I'm liking Bondi.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 15, 2025 07:04 PM (1bNHn)

191 I was in the Pool!

Posted by: Big Mike Obama at January 15, 2025 07:04 PM (snN/i)

192 I won't be truly happy until Jen Rubin is found giving $5 blowjobs behind a Dairy Queen dumpster.

Posted by: jsg at January 15, 2025 07:05 PM (Fg0Nr)

193 - also I submit Michelle doesn't hate Republicans as such, she just hates white people.

Posted by: gKWVE / Yyrog at January 15, 2025 07:05 PM (yYROg)

194 We never hear about Sausage and Malaria anymore.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at January 15, 2025 07:04 PM (17s+e)
________________

I thought it was Sushi and Malaria.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2025 07:05 PM (YqDXo)

195 I watched Shifty's time on YouTube but missed Mr Watermelon part.
LoL

Posted by: Skip at January 15, 2025 07:05 PM (fwDg9)

196 167 Well, as usual, that horrible old virago Rubin looks like she woke up in a room temperature bathtub with a broken wineglass on the floor about an hour before she went on camera.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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YD, She's a natural at this here vblogging podcast thingie, a natural mummy.

Posted by: whig at January 15, 2025 07:05 PM (ctrM5)

197 Britney Griner has more Testosterone than Joe Rogan

Posted by: steevy at January 15, 2025 07:05 PM (KQk9m)

198 Telling Big Mike to go fuck herself is plausible.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 15, 2025 07:05 PM (oT+t6)

199 >>>paying customers and our partners

"partners" is corporate-speak for their employees. Never miss a chance to lie.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 15, 2025 07:05 PM (klJTj)

200 I love that Schiff is getting more exposure by being a Senator.

Posted by: t-bird at January 15, 2025 07:05 PM (/3Wsk)

201 154 Next thing we'll hear is that Barry and Cory Booker are hittin' the singles bars and crushing pussy all weekend in Martha's Vineyard

'course, Martha's Vineyard I's code for... you know what I'm talkin' 'bout.

Posted by: Auspex at January 15, 2025 07:05 PM (j4U/Z)

202 WOW 🚨 The Pentagon official James O’Keefe just exposed was working to sabotage Donald Trump WAS A SPECIAL AGENT WITH THE FBI AND WORKED FOR HILLARY CLINTON AT THE STATE DEPT

She has a bunch of articles up on Medium over the years where you will not be surprised to find she was basically wrong about every specific she claimed...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 15, 2025 07:06 PM (t0Rmr)

203 Speaking of Michelle, I was at a grocery store today and an old lady asked me to get something for her on a top shelf. I was not offended.

BTW, it was a tin of Earl Grey tea -- decaffeinated, not hot.

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 15, 2025 07:06 PM (5LoD7)

204 I won't be truly happy until Jen Rubin is found giving $5 blowjobs behind a Dairy Queen dumpster.

Posted by: jsg at January 15, 2025 07:05 PM (Fg0Nr)
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No way. Who could get it up looking at her ugly mug?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2025 07:06 PM (YqDXo)

205 192 I won't be truly happy until Jen Rubin is found giving $5 blowjobs behind a Dairy Queen dumpster.
Posted by: jsg
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Great, bad visual image when picking up a blizzard from the drivethru.

Posted by: whig at January 15, 2025 07:06 PM (ctrM5)

206 They say she wants nothing to do with a man...

What changed?

Posted by: t-bird at January 15, 2025 07:06 PM (/3Wsk)

207 -Radioactive Hiney Spiders
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at January 15, 2025 07:04 PM (jQ+5q)

"Hiney spiders" is making me laugh like a naughty four-year old.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at January 15, 2025 07:06 PM (k9OZB)

208 Speaking of Michelle, I was at a grocery store today and an old lady asked me to get something for her on a top shelf. I was not offended.

BTW, it was a tin of Earl Grey tea -- decaffeinated, not hot.

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 15, 2025 07:06 PM (5LoD7)
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Mooch was born offended. I can't blame her; look what God did to her.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2025 07:06 PM (YqDXo)

209
Everybody knows Michelle is a man.
-Zombie Joan Rivers

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at January 15, 2025 07:07 PM (jQ+5q)

210 >>the former first lady's disdain for partisan politics

Bullshit. She loves partisan politics. She just doesn't care much for white people and she hates losing.

She loves the money and power though.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2025 07:07 PM (LkLld)

211 Pam Bondi did good with all the bullshit speculation and hypotheticals they repeatedly threw at her.

"I was in Pennsylvania and I can tell you what I saw there."

"YES OR NO!!!! DID TRUMP LOSE IN 2020!?!?!?!??"

What a bunch of classless ignorant assholes we have in leadership.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 15, 2025 07:04 PM (Zz0t1)
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There is literally NO POINT to answering questions from Dems. The nominee will never be able to say anything that will convince the Dems to vote "Yes." The Dems want to trap the nominee into a soundbite they can use for re-election.

They are all evil scum.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 15, 2025 07:07 PM (BpYfr)

212 Who is Earl Grey and why does he have a tea named after him?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 15, 2025 07:07 PM (Zz0t1)

213
That's because she sees herself as Queen.
Posted by: gKWVE / Yyrog


Don' choo be askin' me to reach fo' stuff on the back shef fo' you! I ain't no stock clerk wookie!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 15, 2025 07:07 PM (xG4kz)

214 Michelle Obama. They have no shortage of bitter black broads with huge chips on there shoulders in Babylon DC. She's easily replaced. No one will notice one less harpy.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 15, 2025 07:07 PM (x9Cue)

215
Won't: Have you over for dinner if she can't get anything from you

Will: Suck dick for spare change

Priorities I guess.

Posted by: ... at January 15, 2025 07:07 PM (ZOly4)

216 I'd actually put my $$$ on Big Mooch being a herm.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 15, 2025 07:08 PM (Zz0t1)

217 154 Next thing we'll hear is that Barry and Cory Booker are hittin' the singles bars and crushing pussy all weekend in Martha's Vineyard
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If that happens, Judgment Day must be nigh.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2025 07:08 PM (YqDXo)

218 184 I thought Kim dugout died several years ago. Had a ton of good gun info linked.
Posted by: From about That Time
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Nope, Kim is alive and kicking. He did lose his wife and traveled for a time. Got out of 2A activism and is now remarried and apparently in good health. Still funny guy though.

Posted by: whig at January 15, 2025 07:08 PM (ctrM5)

219 Telling Big Mike to go fuck herself is plausible.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 15, 2025 07:05 PM (oT+t6)

Too much effort. I'd have to give a fuck what she thinks or does first.

Posted by: ... at January 15, 2025 07:09 PM (ZOly4)

220 Michelle Obama. They have no shortage of bitter black broads with huge chips on there shoulders in Babylon DC. She's easily replaced. No one will notice one less harpy.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 15, 2025 07:07 PM (x9Cue)
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She should move to LA. There's lots of opportunity for incompetent, bitter Marxist chicks there.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2025 07:09 PM (YqDXo)

221 I saw Hiney Spiders open for Acid Bath at LuLu's Bait Shack in '95.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 15, 2025 07:09 PM (Zz0t1)

222 As for the Deep State slow-walking: the Executive runs all this zoo, nu? If there's a "regulation", as opposed to a Congress-passed law, can Trump not simply deem a process that takes too long "that means it passes".

Posted by: gKWVE / Yyrog at January 15, 2025 07:09 PM (yYROg)

223 I won't be truly happy until Jen Rubin is found giving $5 blowjobs behind a Dairy Queen dumpster.
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$20, same as in...no,...np...Jen would have to be the exception that proves the rule...because nobody's paying $20 for that!

Posted by: Crusader at January 15, 2025 07:10 PM (TN0g+)

224 Michelle Obama is so ugly even The Paolo couldn't get it up.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 15, 2025 07:10 PM (VNX3d)

225 I won't be truly happy until Jen Rubin is found giving $5 blowjobs behind a Dairy Queen dumpster.
Posted by: jsg at January 15, 2025 07:05 PM (Fg0Nr)
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They used to be $2.

That Bidenflation has really hit *every* industry...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 15, 2025 07:10 PM (BpYfr)

226
"Hiney spiders" is making me laugh like a naughty four-year old.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at January 15, 2025 07:06 PM (k9OZB)

Mhmm. You would fit right in with our corner boys gang in the day..

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at January 15, 2025 07:10 PM (jQ+5q)

227 Big Mike is a horrible excuse for an American. She's lazy and pretentious and racist and fugly.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at January 15, 2025 07:10 PM (W2Pud)

228
They say she wants nothing to do with a man...

What changed?
Posted by: t-bird


And here I thought that was the one part of her life that she had firmly nailed down.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 15, 2025 07:11 PM (xG4kz)

229 Vanessa Broussard @VanessaBNews 2h
🚨 Just Released:
President Trump’s inauguration photo 🇺🇸

https://tinyurl.com/m2awehbt
screencap; his arrest photo rendered in black & white.

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 15, 2025 07:11 PM (5LoD7)

230 That's because she sees herself as Queen.

Posted by: gKWVE / Yyrog at January 15, 2025 07:04 PM (yYROg)
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Winnie Mandela syndrome. All she needs is a few tires to necklace people with.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2025 07:11 PM (YqDXo)

231 Jen Rubin would have to pay somebody to give them a blow job

Posted by: Ben Had at January 15, 2025 07:11 PM (oT+t6)

232 205 192 I won't be truly happy until Jen Rubin is found giving $5 blowjobs behind a Dairy Queen dumpster.
Posted by: jsg
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Great, bad visual image when picking up a blizzard from the drivethru.
Posted by: whig at January 15, 2025 07:06 PM (ctrM5)

Shoulda went with Little Ceasar's...

Posted by: jsg at January 15, 2025 07:11 PM (Fg0Nr)

233 204

'No way. Who could get it up looking at her ugly mug?'

Paper bag with a hole in it.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 15, 2025 07:11 PM (3wi/L)

234 >>Michelle Obama is so ugly even The Paolo couldn't get it up.


If we're being honest, I don't care if you can get it up.

Posted by: Big Mike Obama at January 15, 2025 07:12 PM (snN/i)

235 Bullshit. She loves partisan politics. She just doesn't care much for white people and she hates losing.

She loves the money and power though.
Posted by: JackStraw
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I don't think she does like politics. Political people want to be around other pols, they get off on it. Mooch traveled the world alone and stayed at the WH with her mother when Pres Empty Suit left.

Contrast that with Killary, Bill, or even Obammy, they like to pontificate, prevaricate, and politick to groups. GWB or Jeb probably don't like politics that much either. Both have vanished from the public sphere which we have DJT to thank for that blessing.

Posted by: whig at January 15, 2025 07:12 PM (ctrM5)

236 "YES OR NO!!!! DID TRUMP LOSE IN 2020!?!?!?!??"

"It's a surprise."

Posted by: t-bird at January 15, 2025 07:12 PM (KBusA)

237 As for the Deep State slow-walking: the Executive runs all this zoo, nu? If there's a "regulation", as opposed to a Congress-passed law, can Trump not simply deem a process that takes too long "that means it passes".
Posted by: gKWVE / Yyrog at January 15, 2025 07:09 PM (yYROg)

The day Trump is in he needs to fire this Democrat cadre running the “ethics” department.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at January 15, 2025 07:12 PM (lDb3Z)

238 I do not call her 'Big Mike' because she is a dude. I call her big mike because it is insulting (and funny) to a communist piece of utter garbage who has risen far above her ability or grace.

Posted by: Aetius451AD

I call her Big Mike because she hates me, everything I hold dear, and wants me dead. So fuck Big Mike.

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 15, 2025 07:12 PM (MsrgL)

239 205
'Great, bad visual image when picking up a blizzard from the drivethru.'

Yep. I bet those'll taste different from now on.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 15, 2025 07:13 PM (3wi/L)

240 Shoulda went with Little Ceasar's...
Posted by: jsg
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You gave the 5 buck lunch special there a bad bad name.

Posted by: whig at January 15, 2025 07:13 PM (ctrM5)

241 221 I saw Hiney Spiders open for Acid Bath at LuLu's Bait Shack in '95.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 15, 2025 07:09 PM (Zz0t1)

Hiney spiders are bad enough. It's the barking hiney spiders the will send ya to the ER.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at January 15, 2025 07:13 PM (jQ+5q)

242 "YES OR NO!!!! DID TRUMP LOSE IN 2020!?!?!?!??"
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"Ask the voters"

Posted by: ... at January 15, 2025 07:13 PM (ZOly4)

243 "YES OR NO!!!! DID TRUMP LOSE IN 2020!?!?!?!??"
_______________

Bondi: "Tell me, was that you getting romanced in the Senate conference room some months ago?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2025 07:14 PM (YqDXo)

244 Michelle is not snubbing the inauguration, "she" had a previously scheduled prostrate exam.

Posted by: Fritzy at January 15, 2025 07:14 PM (LM1wn)

245 'No way. Who could get it up looking at her ugly mug?'

Paper bag with a hole in it.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 15, 2025 07:11 PM (3wi/L)

Paper’s bad for the environment. Better make it plastic.

And forget the hole..

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at January 15, 2025 07:14 PM (lDb3Z)

246 How did Mooch miss out on joining the WNBA?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2025 07:14 PM (YqDXo)

247 Trump lost a rigged election.

Posted by: jsg at January 15, 2025 07:15 PM (Fg0Nr)

248 @elonmusk

If you’re a hardcore software engineer and want to build the everything app, please join us by sending your best work to code@x.com.

We don’t care where you went to school or even whether you went to school or what “big name” company you worked at.

Just show us your code.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 15, 2025 07:15 PM (KV6ve)

249 Not sure if its true... but...

Seems the Founder of the BLM scam bought 3 different Large Houses in Los Angelas...

2 of them are reported to have burned down.

God... chuckles...

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 15, 2025 07:15 PM (QAkQ3)

250 212 Who is Earl Grey and why does he have a tea named after him?
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The first Earl Grey was succeeded by his eldest son, Charles, 2nd Earl Grey. The second Earl was a prominent Whig politician and served as Prime Minister of the United Kingdom from 1830 to 1834, which tenure saw the passing of the Great Reform Act of 1832 and the abolition of slavery in the British Empire in 1833. In 1808, he also succeeded his uncle as third Baronet, of Howick.
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Earl Grey tea is named after the second Earl Grey.[5]
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Also:
The Grey Cup, the championship trophy for the Canadian Football League, is named after the 4th Earl, in 1909; at the time, Lord Grey was serving as Governor General of Canada.[7]

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 15, 2025 07:15 PM (5LoD7)

251 I thought Kim dugout died several years ago. Had a ton of good gun info linked.
Posted by: From about That Time
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Nope, Kim is alive and kicking. He did lose his wife and traveled for a time. Got out of 2A activism and is now remarried and apparently in good health. Still funny guy though.
Posted by: whig
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kimdutoit.com

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 15, 2025 07:15 PM (/lPRQ)

252 Vanessa Broussard @VanessaBNews 2h
🚨 Just Released:
President Trump’s inauguration photo 🇺🇸

https://tinyurl.com/m2awehbt
screencap; his arrest photo rendered in black & white.

==

holy moly !

revenge is coming

Posted by: runner at January 15, 2025 07:15 PM (g47mK)

253 Yep. I bet those'll taste different from now on.
Posted by: Dr. Claw
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Like an ole buzzard.

Posted by: whig at January 15, 2025 07:15 PM (ctrM5)

254 'No way. Who could get it up looking at her ugly mug?'

Paper bag with a hole in it.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 15, 2025 07:11 PM (3wi/L)

Paper’s bad for the environment. Better make it plastic.

And forget the hole..

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at January 15, 2025 07:14 PM (lDb3Z)
_________________

Hockey goalie's mask. Or a welder's mask.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2025 07:16 PM (YqDXo)

255 I am sending a powerful statement in Michelle's general direction.

Posted by: Monty Python at January 15, 2025 07:16 PM (i0F8b)

256 I have a feeling that the age of the Angry Black Woman in the media is done. Probably not the age of the Snitty White Leftist Politician, but their influence is going to be relegated to cat lady status for a while.

Posted by: RebeccaH at January 15, 2025 07:16 PM (Nvors)

257 247 Trump lost a rigged election.
Posted by: jsg at January 15, 2025 07:15 PM (Fg0Nr)

They must stop any real investigation of the 2020 Election... or the truth might actually get out.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 15, 2025 07:16 PM (QAkQ3)

258 Moose Mike is showing she's "all done with Trump."
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Isn't this why Michelle didn't go to Carter's funeral?

Why run this like it's new?

Posted by: Axeman at January 15, 2025 07:17 PM (krQz2)

259 I think that photo clearly says , " I will settle all accounts".

Posted by: runner at January 15, 2025 07:17 PM (g47mK)

260 Michelle has some balls doing this and absolutely no class.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 15, 2025 07:17 PM (82lyg)

261 And forget the hole..

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at January 15, 2025 07:14 PM (lDb3Z)
_________________

Hockey goalie's mask. Or a welder's mask.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2025 07:16 PM (YqDXo)

I bet there is someone out there with a Jason fetish.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 15, 2025 07:17 PM (bss/y)

262 Joe has 3 days to pardon the entire D establishment....

Posted by: runner at January 15, 2025 07:17 PM (g47mK)

263 Not sure if its true... but...

Seems the Founder of the BLM scam bought 3 different Large Houses in Los Angeles...

2 of them are reported to have burned down.

God... chuckles...

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 15, 2025 07:15 PM (QAkQ3)
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Where's the third one? Someone should go for the hat trick.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2025 07:17 PM (YqDXo)

264 >>I have a feeling that the age of the Angry Black Woman in the media is done. Probably not the age of the Snitty White Leftist Politician, but their influence is going to be relegated to cat lady status for a while.


Sadly, it's a Catch-22.

If they lose Status it will be used to sow further division.

If they don't...we will suffer them further.

Posted by: Big Mike Obama at January 15, 2025 07:18 PM (snN/i)

265 Moose Mike is showing she's "all done with Trump."
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Isn't this why Michelle didn't go to Carter's funeral?

Why run this like it's new?

Posted by: Axeman at January 15, 2025 07:17 PM (krQz2)
_________________

I say again: she might have been avoiding Barky, not Trump. Or maybe both.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2025 07:19 PM (YqDXo)

266 >>Joe has 3 days to pardon the entire D establishment.


He should pardon Joy Reid's Dildo.

"No longer shall you suffer!"

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2025 07:19 PM (snN/i)

267 President Trump’s inauguration photo 🇺🇸

https://tinyurl.com/m2awehbt
screencap; his arrest photo rendered in black & white.

==

holy moly !

revenge is coming
Posted by: runner
......

No wonder DC is in a panic.

Posted by: wth at January 15, 2025 07:19 PM (v0R5T)

268 Getting any candidate for a post will have to go through this Did Trump lose 2020 fairly BS.

Posted by: Skip at January 15, 2025 07:19 PM (fwDg9)

269 I have a feeling that the age of the Angry Black Woman in the media is done.
_________________

Back to making pancakes, then.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2025 07:20 PM (YqDXo)

270 265
'I say again: she might have been avoiding Barky, not Trump. Or maybe both.'

Just plain lazy.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 15, 2025 07:20 PM (3wi/L)

271 Getting any candidate for a post will have to go through this Did Trump lose 2020 fairly BS.

Posted by: Skip at January 15, 2025 07:19 PM (fwDg9)
__________________

"I defer to you, as you have so much more experience at losing."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2025 07:20 PM (YqDXo)

272 I say again: she might have been avoiding Barky, not Trump. Or maybe both.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2025 07:19 PM (YqDXo)
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Somebody released something, like an insider comment, saying she did not want to be near Trump.

Posted by: Axeman at January 15, 2025 07:20 PM (krQz2)

273 holy moly !

revenge is coming
Posted by: runner
......

No wonder DC is in a panic.
Posted by: wth
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They have chosen the form of their Destructor.

Posted by: whig at January 15, 2025 07:21 PM (ctrM5)

274 President Trump’s inauguration photo 🇺🇸

https://tinyurl.com/m2awehbt
screencap; his arrest photo rendered in black & white.

==

holy moly !

revenge is coming
Posted by: runner
......

No wonder DC is in a panic.

Posted by: wth at January 15, 2025 07:19 PM (v0R5T)
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"Uh oh ... c'mon Mr. Trump, can't you take a joke? Huh, buddy? You know, I always liked you."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2025 07:21 PM (YqDXo)

275 also I submit Michelle doesn't hate Republicans as such, she just hates white people.
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Not just white people.
- patients 'diverted' from Chicago ER while Mooch was administrator

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 15, 2025 07:22 PM (fs1hN)

276 Michelle stole Medea's schtick?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 15, 2025 07:22 PM (82lyg)

277 Starbucks translation: "We totally had hardcore Leftist principles so we could own the Right. But then we realized it cost us something."

Posted by: Eternity Matters at January 15, 2025 07:22 PM (yT7Wa)

278 Somebody released something, like an insider comment, saying she did not want to be near Trump.

Posted by: Axeman at January 15, 2025 07:20 PM (krQz2)
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So what? What else could they say? She's tired of pretending to like Barry?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2025 07:22 PM (YqDXo)

279 So MSNBC will spin off NBC parent Co as a stand alone news network? But they need a new president? Hey I hear Jen Rubin is available. This should be good. NBC will not contribute any content. OMG actual journalists will be needed.. Oh well Buh Bye all you whack jobs!

MSNBC is also among a bundle of cable channels that its parent company, Comcast, will spin out this year into a new company. The spinoff will sever MSNBC from the news-gathering engine of NBC News, its longtime corporate cousin, and the cable network said on Tuesday that it would seek to hire a new head of news gathering and a new head of talent.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at January 15, 2025 07:23 PM (jQ+5q)

280 That inauguration photo reminds me of a scene in Justified Season 2, Raylan is handing out US Marshal coins to the kiddies at the Bennett clan party.

Doyle Bennett picks one up and reads it aloud:

"Justice is Coming. Huh."

Posted by: ... at January 15, 2025 07:23 PM (ZOly4)

281 Awww, Mooch is not coming to DJT's party, oh well.
Posted by: whig at January 15, 2025 06:38 PM (ctrM5)

There's got to be some more deserving Wookies out there.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2025 07:23 PM (8zz6B)

282 Julie Kelly @julie_kelly2 3h
It is beyond frustrating to watch Republicans in Congress repeat the same FBI political controversies while throwing their J6 constituents under the bus. (31 J6ers from Missouri.)

What happened to Mark Houck was outrageous and he rightfully was acquitted. Had he been thrown to the wolves in the DC courthouse, however, the outcome would've been very different as we've seen with other FACE Act defendants prosecuted in DC.

The reason why, as Pam Bondi smartly continued to say, nearly 3/4 of Americans don't trust the DOJ is not because of a random FBI memo about Catholics or even the targeting of parents at school boards.

It is for two reasons: the prosecution of Donald Trump and the prosecution of J6ers.

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 15, 2025 07:23 PM (5LoD7)

283 Longtime allies of the former first lady say she is sending a powerful statement by skipping the event.
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No. No it's not.

I can't think of a person I know who would care.

Posted by: Axeman at January 15, 2025 07:23 PM (krQz2)

284 @jondipietronh
Replying to @CAgovernor
Can you clear that brush near my house so it doesn't burn down?
"No"
OK, can I do it?
"No"
OK, can I upgrade my roof?
"No"
OK, will you keep the reservoirs full?
"No"
OK, my house burned down. Can I rebuild?
"No"
OK, can I sell the land?
"No"

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 15, 2025 07:23 PM (KV6ve)

285 DC getting drowned by tons and tons of marshmallow...


Make it so

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 15, 2025 07:24 PM (82lyg)

286 Longtime allies of the former first lady say she is sending a powerful statement by skipping the event.
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"I'm a bad loser."

Powerful!

Posted by: ... at January 15, 2025 07:24 PM (ZOly4)

287 ot:
That's what boomers are for.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


I don't think we have anything precise enough for Gaza in SLBM size but I like the way you typo!

Posted by: DaveA at January 15, 2025 07:24 PM (FhXTo)

288 the cable network said on Tuesday that it would seek to hire a new head of news gathering and a new head of talent.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at January 15, 2025 07:23 PM (jQ+5q)
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New head? So Chlamydia is finding work?

New head of talent? Good one.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2025 07:24 PM (YqDXo)

289 "She meant every word she said on the campaign trail with every fiber of her being," one ally said. "And she's no hypocrite."
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Seeing how Kamala's team said all the standard lies about Trump, did she mean the lies as well?

Is Trump going to "end democracy"?

Wasn't your husband caught laughing it up with Basically Hitler?

Posted by: Axeman at January 15, 2025 07:25 PM (krQz2)

290 Longtime allies of the former first lady say she is sending a powerful statement by skipping the event.
______________

Who?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2025 07:25 PM (YqDXo)

291 DC getting drowned by tons and tons of marshmallow...


Make it so
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 15, 2025 07:24 PM (82lyg)

Let's make CBD happy, and empty Canada's Maple Syrup Reserves on top.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 15, 2025 07:25 PM (VNX3d)

292 She wants to spend more time in the forests of the Pacific Northwest.

Posted by: wth at January 15, 2025 07:25 PM (v0R5T)

293 Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya?

Posted by: DaveA at January 15, 2025 07:25 PM (FhXTo)

294 Pete being the toughest, and the rest probably assured to be confirmed.
Posted by: runner at January 15, 2025 06:56 PM (g47mK)


I am waiting on Bobby Kennedey's confirmation hearing.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 15, 2025 07:25 PM (D7oie)

295 I call her Big Mike because she hates me, everything I hold dear, and wants me dead. So fuck Big Mike.
Posted by: BifBewalski



I call her Big Mike because it is insulting and denigrating to his husband, Barry.

Big Mike is an inconsequential ghetto hag. Her existence on this Earth is meaningless so I pay no attention.
But calling her a guy probably cuts deep into that commie shitbag it married.
Making commies cry, that is what is best in life.

Posted by: Gentlemen, assemble! at January 15, 2025 07:26 PM (F7zA6)

296 Didn't see this yet, so gonna say: Big Mike knows she will be on camera the whole time and doesn't want any more news photos of her envious looks at Melania or seething rage at the White Orange Man.

My opinion.

Posted by: Ette from tex at January 15, 2025 07:26 PM (SNf74)

297 I say again: she might have been avoiding Barky, not Trump. Or maybe both.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2025 07:19 PM (YqDXo)
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Somebody released something, like an insider comment, saying she did not want to be near Trump.


She can't stand men with more testosterone then her. Which explains why she's stayed married to Barky all these years.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 15, 2025 07:26 PM (lUFok)

298 Awww, Mooch is not coming to DJT's party, oh well.
Posted by: whig at January 15, 2025 06:38 PM (ctrM5)
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I feel it just calls for that Wayne Knight meme.

Posted by: Axeman at January 15, 2025 07:27 PM (krQz2)

299 Watermelon head., good one.

Posted by: Eromero at January 15, 2025 07:27 PM (LHPAg)

300 call her Big Mike because she hates me, everything I hold dear, and wants me dead. So fuck Big Mike.
Posted by: BifBewalski

I call her Big Mike because it is insulting and denigrating to his husband, Barry.
Posted by: Gentlemen, assemble!


I call her Big Mike because of her cock.

Posted by: Barry O at January 15, 2025 07:27 PM (Ez0wT)

301 Replying to @CAgovernor
Can you clear that brush near my house so it doesn't burn down?
"No"
OK, can I do it?
"No"
OK, can I upgrade my roof?
"No"
OK, will you keep the reservoirs full?
"No"
OK, my house burned down. Can I rebuild?
"No"
OK, can I sell the land?
"No"
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _
.......

"Can you teach me that cool shoulder shimmy you do?"
"Yes. First you put your right foot out..."

Posted by: wth at January 15, 2025 07:28 PM (v0R5T)

302 It is customary in the Army to have photographs of the entire chain of command on display, maybe in the mailroom or whatever. Brigade commander, Base commander, division, etc all the way up to TRADOC and SecDef.

They should use Don’s Arrest Photo… I don’t know how he does it, but all their jiggery-pokery always boomerangs right back at ‘em. Why not?

Posted by: Common Tater at January 15, 2025 07:28 PM (H4laq)

303 Didn't see this yet, so gonna say: Big Mike knows she will be on camera the whole time and doesn't want any more news photos of her envious looks at Melania
_________________

She doesn't want to stand next to Melania, who makes her look like a German shepherd's shaved asshole.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2025 07:28 PM (YqDXo)

304 Mike Obama is my best friend.

Posted by: Duct Tape at January 15, 2025 07:28 PM (R/m4+)

305 >>Didn't see this yet, so gonna say: Big Mike knows she will be on camera the whole time and doesn't want any more news photos of her envious looks at Melania or seething rage at the White Orange Man.


She certainly doesn't want to be juxtaposed with Melania.

Remember that picture of her and some Foreign Head of State's wife? The one where her ass looks like the size of an Amazon Fulfillment Center?

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2025 07:29 PM (snN/i)

306 Can you clear that brush near my house so it doesn't burn down?
"No"
OK, can I do it?
"No"
______________

Do it anyway? What is Newscum going to do about it?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2025 07:29 PM (YqDXo)

307 Deplorable Jay, my monitor did not survive that one!

Posted by: Ben Had at January 15, 2025 07:29 PM (oT+t6)

308 Somebody released something, like an insider comment, saying she did not want to be near Trump.
-------

That is called "narrative framing".

Posted by: ... at January 15, 2025 07:30 PM (ZOly4)

309 Deplorable Jay, my monitor did not survive that one!

Posted by: Ben Had at January 15, 2025 07:29 PM (oT+t6)
_______________

Stolen shamelessly from The Sopranos.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2025 07:30 PM (YqDXo)

310 >>Do it anyway? What is Newscum going to do about it?


A town down by San Diego did that and got crushed in California State Court. Had to pay tons in fines and legal fees.

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2025 07:30 PM (snN/i)

311
"Can you teach me that cool shoulder shimmy you do?"
"Yes. First you put your right foot out..."
Posted by: wth


I thought step 1 was a hit of crank?

Posted by: Gentlemen, assemble! at January 15, 2025 07:30 PM (F7zA6)

312 I guess Michelle Obama is back to not ever being proud of America.

Bulldog jawed bitch.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 15, 2025 07:31 PM (D6PGr)

313 Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya?
Posted by: DaveA at January 15, 2025 07:25 PM (FhXTo)

So in the back?

Posted by: ... at January 15, 2025 07:31 PM (ZOly4)

314 Deplorable Jay, my monitor did not survive that one!
Posted by: Ben Had
......

Make that two of us.

Posted by: wth at January 15, 2025 07:31 PM (v0R5T)

315 Remember that picture of her and some Foreign Head of State's wife? The one where her ass looks like the size of an Amazon Fulfillment Center?

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2025 07:29 PM (snN/i)
__________________

The sign on her back read: "Wide load follows."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2025 07:31 PM (YqDXo)

316 Guessing Mooch isn't so proud of her country anymore

Posted by: Skip at January 15, 2025 07:31 PM (fwDg9)

317 An effort was made to comment. Gimme a B+.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 15, 2025 07:32 PM (Aqu9a)

318 Gavin Newsom's hand gestures make me think of that scene where Ricky Bobby says he doesn't know what to do with his hands.

Posted by: Axeman at January 15, 2025 07:32 PM (krQz2)

319 FBI fired Mannina because Predator DC caught him trying to meet with an underaged girl to have sex.

http://tiny.cc/gaw5001
Posted by: bonhomme
Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 15, 2025 06:43 PM (5LoD7)

Then how the hell did he get hired for Trump's team?

Posted by: BonniebBue at January 15, 2025 07:32 PM (7tMmk)

320 A town down by San Diego did that and got crushed in California State Court. Had to pay tons in fines and legal fees.

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2025 07:30 PM (snN/i)
_____________

Yeah, but that was before the LA fires. Newscum can't afford any more bad press right now.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2025 07:32 PM (YqDXo)

321 Guessing Mooch isn't so proud of her country anymore

Posted by: Skip at January 15, 2025 07:31 PM (fwDg9)
_____________

The Central African Republic?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2025 07:33 PM (YqDXo)

322 She wants to spend more time in the forests of the Pacific Northwest.
=====
Hey hey, there's no confirmed sightings there!

Posted by: Crusader at January 15, 2025 07:33 PM (TN0g+)

323 Deplorable Jay, that was Carla Bruni, Sarkozy's and a twice removed relation

Posted by: Ben Had at January 15, 2025 07:34 PM (oT+t6)

324 I am calling it a night, not feeling well
Hope everyone has a great evening

Posted by: Skip at January 15, 2025 07:34 PM (fwDg9)

325 Somebody let Big Mike's mother know she had a daughter because she only talks about her effeminate son growing up in her house.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at January 15, 2025 07:34 PM (17s+e)

326 I think students want credit for what they think was effort.

I'm skeptical that it's to the level of what a college student in the 80s or 90s put forward as effort.

This is the generation that go participation trophies in organized sports.

Posted by: Axeman at January 15, 2025 07:34 PM (krQz2)

327 Where's Steny Hoyer, champion of the wind turbine?
Seriously. He's butted heads with Nancy over the decades, especially with her 'white men' comment, and he suffered a mild stroke last August and, reportedly made it to the DNC days later.

He's 85 or 86.


Posted by: L - When do we hit rock bottom? at January 15, 2025 07:34 PM (NFX2v)

328 Deplorable Jay, that was Carla Bruni, Sarkozy's and a twice removed relation

Posted by: Ben Had at January 15, 2025 07:34 PM (oT+t6)
_______________

Actual feminine women, not whatever Mooch is.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2025 07:35 PM (YqDXo)

329 No thanks, Michelle, not with that nasty under-bite of yours.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 15, 2025 07:35 PM (i0F8b)

330 I am guessing it takes 2-3 Handlers and about 50 lbs of Live Lobsters to make a Michele Obama appearance possible.

Like inviting Jack Hanna onto your talk show. You are gonna need some Rodents for those Raptors.

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2025 07:35 PM (snN/i)

331 https://tinyurl.com/4nmbfetf

Posted by: free tibet at January 15, 2025 07:35 PM (1wtUm)

332 Bless us with your absence.

Posted by: DaveA at January 15, 2025 07:36 PM (FhXTo)

333 @ 252, LOL, like that very much!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 15, 2025 07:36 PM (cY18j)

334 302 It is customary in the Army to have photographs of the entire chain of command on display, maybe in the mailroom or whatever. Brigade commander, Base commander, division, etc all the way up to TRADOC and SecDef.

They should use Don’s Arrest Photo… I don’t know how he does it, but all their jiggery-pokery always boomerangs right back at ‘em. Why not?
Posted by: Common Tater at January 15, 2025 07:28 PM (H4laq)
I got 'talked to' for turning clintoon's picture to face the bulkhead.

Posted by: Eromero at January 15, 2025 07:36 PM (LHPAg)

335 >>Bless us with your absence.


Jeez...why so hard on Skip?

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2025 07:36 PM (snN/i)

336 Actual feminine women, not whatever Mooch is.
=====
I wouldn't know--I'm not a biologist.

Posted by: Token Black Woman Supreme Court Justice at January 15, 2025 07:36 PM (TN0g+)

337 And the boob belt.

Posted by: L - When do we hit rock bottom? at January 15, 2025 07:37 PM (NFX2v)

338 That black and white inauguration photo of Trump is bad ass. Daddy's home.

Posted by: Scarymary at January 15, 2025 07:37 PM (whIlM)

339 Princeton must be so proud of their alumnus.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 15, 2025 07:37 PM (Aqu9a)

340 Notorious DJT.

Posted by: Axeman at January 15, 2025 07:38 PM (krQz2)

341 Actual feminine women, not whatever Mooch is.
=====
I wouldn't know--I'm not a biologist.

Posted by: Token Black Woman Supreme Court Justice at January 15, 2025 07:36 PM (TN0g+)
__________________

You're no prize either, Jumanji. You've got enough homely to open a branch face.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2025 07:39 PM (YqDXo)

342 Princeton must be so proud of their alumnus.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 15, 2025 07:37 PM (Aqu9a)
_______________

Did you read her senior thesis? Good Lord, what a pile of half-remembered half-garbled black oppression horseshit.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2025 07:40 PM (YqDXo)

343 nood Café

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 15, 2025 07:40 PM (5LoD7)

344 During the last administration, almost no federal government office or bureau would display Trump's or Pence's pictures as had been customary forever.

Posted by: L - When do we hit rock bottom? at January 15, 2025 07:41 PM (NFX2v)

345 I got 'talked to' for turning clintoon's picture to face the bulkhead.
Posted by: Eromero

If you don't get 'talked to' in any fashion or get invited to Captain's Mast during your time in, you simply aren't applying yourself.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 15, 2025 07:41 PM (WXNFJ)

346 In her mid-day drunken stupor, Kamala Harris mis-heard that MSNBC was looking for a new executive who gave talented head and submitted her name.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 15, 2025 07:41 PM (Aqu9a)

347 nood!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 15, 2025 07:41 PM (cY18j)

348
I'm with Fen, the idea of staying around for Joey to read off fictitious accomplishments from his teleprompter is more than I can take.

Bourbon in the freezing cold with the neighbor instead.

Posted by: Auspex at January 15, 2025 07:41 PM (j4U/Z)

349 I won't be truly happy until Jen Rubin is found giving $5 blowjobs behind a Dairy Queen dumpster.
Posted by: jsg at January 15, 2025 07:05 PM (Fg0Nr)

She's going to have to pay a lot more than five bucks.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2025 07:42 PM (8zz6B)

350 I am waiting on Bobby Kennedey's confirmation hearing.
Posted by: Kindltot

Sure to be lit.

Posted by: Tuna at January 15, 2025 07:46 PM (oaGWv)

351 It is customary in the Army to have photographs of the entire chain of command on display, maybe in the mailroom or whatever. Brigade commander, Base commander, division, etc all the way up to TRADOC and SecDef.

They should use Don’s Arrest Photo… I don’t know how he does it, but all their jiggery-pokery always boomerangs right back at ‘em. Why not?
Posted by: Common Tater

Nothing political is allowed to be posted but each federal employee is allowed to hang a picture of the current POTUS.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 15, 2025 07:50 PM (/lPRQ)

352 Remember that picture of her and some Foreign Head of State's wife? The one where her ass looks like the size of an Amazon Fulfillment Center?
Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2025 07:29 PM (snN/i)

Hah!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2025 07:53 PM (8zz6B)

353 Sounds like Big Mike is ready to get a divorce from President Urkel and so isn't showing up anywhere he is. Notice she was not at the funeral for the dictator loving, peanut farmer.

So of course the press would paint it as taking a stand against Trump.

Posted by: Thatch at January 15, 2025 08:39 PM (B6ZZs)

354 Tell her to go choke a fry cook, it will make hubby feel at home

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at January 16, 2025 02:39 PM (FSCiZ)

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