Jake Tapper Claimed, <i>Under Oath</i>, That He "Doesn't Pay Attention to Nielsen Ratings." <br>This Claim Was Made WITHOUT EVIDENCE, and a Fact-Check Shows He's a Liar.

Jake Tapper Claimed, Under Oath, That He "Doesn't Pay Attention to Nielsen Ratings."
This Claim Was Made WITHOUT EVIDENCE, and a Fact-Check Shows He's a Liar.

I mentioned this yesterday but I didn't say where he'd made this statement -- he claimed to not pay attention to ratings in his sworn deposition for the billion-dollar defamation trial. Plaintiff's council was trying to establish (I assume) that Jake Tapper was motivated to sensationalize and even fictionalize stories in order to raise his pathetically-low ratings, prompting Tapper to lie like the Devil and claim that couldn't possibly be a motivation, because he just don't care nothin' 'bout no Nielsen ratings.

A review of his, get this, Twitter history shows he pays a lot of attention to them.

"Mr. Tapper, can you give an overview of viewership numbers for your show 'The Lead?'" Young's attorney is heard off-camera asking in the recorded November 2024 exchange.
"I cannot," Tapper responded.
"You have no idea how many people watch 'The Lead' on an average basis?" the attorney followed.
"I do not pay attention to ratings," Tapper replied.
After attorney Vel Freedman asked Tapper to define what he meant by "ratings," Tapper responded by explaining how Nielsen ratings metrics are how shows, networks and advertisers "determine how many people are watching the show at any given moment."
"And I do not pay attention to the Nielsen ratings. So, yeah," Tapper added.
Fox News Digital has found more than a dozen examples of social media posts showing Tapper either touting his show's ratings or highlighting others, contradicting and undermining his own sworn testimony.
"Ratings go up and ratings go down, but UNITED STATES OF SCANDAL had the highest ratings in the key demo in cable news on Sunday ... and was the most watched show on CNN! Thank you so much for watching!" Tapper wrote on X about his CNN special in March 2024, roughly eight months before stating under oath he doesn't care about ratings. He also touted its ratings the month prior.
In fact, Tapper has repeatedly used the same "ratings go up and down" language in August 2018, April 2021 and February 2024.
In January 2015, Tapper shared a Washington Examiner article with the headline "CNN's Tapper on ratings win streak, jumps viewers 75%"
"Thank you so so much for watching #TheLead, folks! My team and I work hard and I'm humbled that you're watching," Tapper wrote in reaction to the article.
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It's not only his own show's ratings he's monitored. He's put the spotlight on the viewership on a wide range of programs from the CNBC GOP primary debate in 2015, a speech then-President Trump gave in 2017, even "Sharknado 2."
In January 2017, Tapper took a swipe on-air at Trump for denying his "Apprentice" ratings decline.
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Tapper shared a link to his on-air report on X, writing "What 'The Apprentice' and ratings can teach us about Trump."
Neither Tapper nor CNN responded to Fox News Digital's request for comment.

A question I have is whether this impeachment evidence will come in to show that Jake Tapper is a lying, perjurious worm. I don't know if he's scheduled to testify. Certainly if he does testify, this can be presented against him, whether or not he repeats the lie. (If he doesn't repeat the lie, the plaintiff lawyers will re-play his videotaped deposition and ask him about it.)

Ratings go up and ratings go down, but UNITED STATES OF SCANDAL had the highest ratings in the key demo in cable news on Sunday … and was the most watched show on CNN!

Thank you so much for watching!

USOS will be back on air a week from Sunday, on March 17! https://t.co/k8jp2tcGrB
— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) March 7, 2024

Thanks for watching!

“CNN Sees Gain From 'United States Of Scandal’”…CNN “did see promise with the debut during the month of its Sunday evening limited series United States of Scandal …The third episode of the show topped the demo in its Sunday slot…” https://t.co/JlRRceeBGp
— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) February 29, 2024

Posted by: Ace at 03:18 PM

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1 *furiously DMs Ace for source of this post.*
-Tapper

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 15, 2025 03:17 PM (GBKbO)

2 confront

Posted by: Ciampino - we could have been a primary chemical exporter at January 15, 2025 03:17 PM (i0xsb)

3 Throw him in PMITA Prison.

Posted by: XTC at January 15, 2025 03:17 PM (UnA8+)

4 Pam Bondi >>> Jake Tapper

Posted by: Elric The Blade at January 15, 2025 03:18 PM (iFTx/)

5 LOL get tapped

Posted by: steevy at January 15, 2025 03:19 PM (KQk9m)

6 What kind of dumbass statement is that? EVERYONE who works in the business cares about the ratings.

I wrote books to write what was in me and get it on paper, I enjoy writing. But dang I care about sales, too.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2025 03:19 PM (2VST1)

7 Lefties have a very high wimp factor.

Tapper is no exception.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 15, 2025 03:19 PM (gaKF9)

8 Is Tapper still DMing you, Ace?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2025 03:20 PM (4tmpE)

9 Why wouldn't he care about ratings? He's an entertainer.

Or is he still trying to protest that he is just a non-partisan troofteller?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 15, 2025 03:20 PM (bss/y)

10 To bad this isn't an actual criminal trial where he could could be charged with perjury. And yes I understand that the judge could still refer charges of perjury against him but that is almost never done in civil trials.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 15, 2025 03:20 PM (Rcnd3)

11 Cite?

Posted by: Jake Tapper, slidin' into yo' DMs at January 15, 2025 03:20 PM (KRtlO)

12 When you say it's not about the sex, it's about the sex.

Posted by: Axeman at January 15, 2025 03:20 PM (krQz2)

13 Did the lawyer questioning him remind him he was under oath?

Posted by: Eeyore at January 15, 2025 03:20 PM (1bNHn)

14 You can't embarrass sociopaths, even dumb ones.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 15, 2025 03:21 PM (IG4Id)

15 Liar!
Liar!
Pants on fire!

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at January 15, 2025 03:21 PM (SKEa+)

16 >>>8 Is Tapper still DMing you, Ace?

oh no, I forbade him from DMing me. I told him specifically that all DMs would be published and to stop sending me DMs, period.

He wouldn't stop. I literally said to him, multiple times, "do you seriously have so much free time that you can spend hours DMing a critic all day long?"

He didn't answer but the answer was obviously "yes."

Posted by: Jake Tapper, slidin' into yo' DMs at January 15, 2025 03:21 PM (KRtlO)

17 I would like to see him pay some damages from his own pocket. He can't replenish them, since he is as relevant as a newspaper from last September.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 15, 2025 03:22 PM (5blEH)

18 A question I have is whether this impeachment evidence will come in to show that Jake Tapper is a lying, perjurious worm.
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BUT TRUMP!

Posted by: Axeman at January 15, 2025 03:22 PM (krQz2)

19 14 You can't embarrass sociopaths, even dumb ones.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 15, 2025 03:21 PM (IG4Id)

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I think that's true.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 15, 2025 03:22 PM (gaKF9)

20 18 A question I have is whether this impeachment evidence will come in to show that Jake Tapper is a lying, perjurious worm.
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BUT TRUMP!
Posted by: Axeman at January 15, 2025 03:22 PM (krQz2)

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That works differently on a jury from a state that went to Trump by almost 20 points.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 15, 2025 03:23 PM (GBKbO)

21 >>He wouldn't stop. I literally said to him, multiple times, "do you seriously have so much free time that you can spend hours DMing a critic all day long?"

Perhaps he was just seeking Shelving assistance, but was too embarrassed to ask for your help?

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2025 03:23 PM (snN/i)

22 Tapper is one of those deranged freakshows who will slide into your DMs the same way Harvey Weinstein slides his greasy paws into a naive aspiring actress's panties

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Hey 2025 You Ain't All That Just Cuz You Divisible by 5 at January 15, 2025 03:23 PM (Ph47S)

23 Lately, right after the first comment, an ad has been inserted, which says "billionaires want this video destroyed". Since they all show girls who are Mannix-worthy, I'm not complaining.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 15, 2025 03:23 PM (1bNHn)

24 he thought he had some kind of point to score pointing out I was anonymous and calling me a "coward" so I told him I would gladly meet him anywhere and we would sort out who the coward was. He then said "i'm not afraid of you" several times while declining my kindly invite.

He's a cunt. Sorry for the word but it's the perfect word. he's just a cringing little perpetual-student-council-secretary candidate.

Posted by: ace at January 15, 2025 03:23 PM (KRtlO)

25 What a stupid thing to lie about. Talking heads entire job is based on ratings. They ALL check their ratings constantly.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2025 03:24 PM (LkLld)

26 It's odd that Tapper would take this obviously false position, that he never pays attention to ratings. Of course he does. That's his entire lifeblood. It's like a football coach claiming he never pays attention to the score. I'm sure Tapper has lawyers who prepped him for the deposition. I would not have advised him to deny something that everyone on the planet knows can't be denied.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at January 15, 2025 03:24 PM (iFTx/)

27 Wow... Tapper may have had his first, first here. Bet he's stoked.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 15, 2025 03:24 PM (Q4IgG)

28 I would like to see him prosecuted for his role working with Eric Ciamarella in promoting Russiagate

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 15, 2025 03:24 PM (n0jPe)

29 24 he thought he had some kind of point to score pointing out I was anonymous and calling me a "coward" so I told him I would gladly meet him anywhere and we would sort out who the coward was. He then said "i'm not afraid of you" several times while declining my kindly invite.

He's a cunt. Sorry for the word but it's the perfect word. he's just a cringing little perpetual-student-council-secretary candidate.
Posted by: ace at January 15, 2025 03:23 PM (KRtlO)

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He could have brought a vet!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 15, 2025 03:24 PM (GBKbO)

30 "I'm not afraid of you."

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sheeesh That's cringy.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 15, 2025 03:25 PM (gaKF9)

31 It's a Trumpy day.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 15, 2025 03:25 PM (aD39U)

32 Jake should plead the Fifth...

of Valu-Rite!

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 15, 2025 03:25 PM (5LoD7)

33 Do Twatter posts constitute documentary evidence of him lying?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2025 03:25 PM (8zz6B)

34 >>It's odd that Tapper would take this obviously false position, that he never pays attention to ratings. Of course he does. That's his entire lifeblood. It's like a football coach claiming he never pays attention to the score.

He also reads Playgirl for the Articles.

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2025 03:25 PM (snN/i)

35 What a loser. Dude cannot even lie competently.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 15, 2025 03:26 PM (i24o9)

36
It would've been HILARIOUS if Ace drew us a crude "courtroom sketch" pic of Fake Tapper for this post!

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 15, 2025 03:26 PM (P6hi6)

37 ***and a Fact-Check Shows He's a Liar.***
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Is he breathing? He's a liar. He lies in his sleep.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 15, 2025 03:26 PM (KV6ve)

38 Watching the Senate hearings took me back to Bork's. When Ted went after him, he used a litany of "You could have supported X and you didn't. You could have supported Y and you didn't." Went on a while.

I thought at the time the right response was "And you could have pulled Mary Jo out of the car, and you didn't."

I really wish one of these guys really took it to the slime questioning him.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 15, 2025 03:26 PM (1bNHn)

39 Lately, right after the first comment, an ad has been inserted, which says "billionaires want this video destroyed". Since they all show girls who are Mannix-worthy, I'm not complaining.
Posted by: Eeyore

I get those, too.

BTW: You should check out the Sydney Sweeney pic over at Stacy McCain's site. It's at the top of the post that one of his cobs does where he posts links to hot women.

Posted by: Bulg at January 15, 2025 03:26 PM (77rzZ)

40 Anyone on TV eats, breathes, and lives moment by moment by their ratings. Anyone of them claiming otherwise should spontaneously combust.

Posted by: Cheri at January 15, 2025 03:27 PM (oiNtH)

41 You know.

If we get four years of Trump trumping these assholes out in public, and the eight years of JD doing the same thing,

I just might get tired of all the winning.

But probably not.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at January 15, 2025 03:27 PM (SKEa+)

42 He's a bully, true.

I think it goes deeper. He's intelligent. The worst mistake an intelligent person can make though is assuming other people aren't. His demeanor suggests that he makes that mistake regularly.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 15, 2025 03:27 PM (kJuzF)

43 Perhaps he was just seeking Shelving assistance, but was too embarrassed to ask for your help?

I rate this as plausible

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2025 03:28 PM (2VST1)

44 Maybe Jake Tapper is simply grateful to CNN for giving him a bullshit job after he spent so much time as a Handgun Control mouthpiece.

Posted by: mrp at January 15, 2025 03:28 PM (rj6Yv)

45 Mr. Tapper, is it true that you are a faggot or do you only take it up the kazzoo to keep your job?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 15, 2025 03:29 PM (KV6ve)

46 What a stupid thing to lie about. Talking heads entire job is based on ratings. They ALL check their ratings constantly.
Posted by: JackStraw

It's like that scene from Network where Faye Dunaway and Bill Holden are doing the nasty, and the whole time Faye is babbling nonstop about ratings and market share.

Posted by: Bulg at January 15, 2025 03:29 PM (77rzZ)

47 You know, it occurs to me that, given what has happened to CNN's ratings lately, this may actually be true now.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 15, 2025 03:29 PM (1bNHn)

48 Needed to bring this over ... just because:

Can you believe that people dressed up to go to baseball games even as late as the early 1960s? On airplanes into the 1970s?

Cole Porter:
"In olden days a glimpse of stocking
Was looked on as something shocking,
But now, God knows,
Anything Goes."
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at January 15, 2025 03:18 PM (4KzNy)

Hell, my "ex" insisted that I wear coat and tie to the Sabres games back when I first moved to Buffalo in 1970/80.

That was they way it was done, and by George, that was the way we were going to do it.

Of course we weren't sitting in the "golds", next to the owners, so the coat and tie stopped at the end of the 1980 season.

Posted by: browndog scratching his ears at January 15, 2025 03:29 PM (TTAGa)

49 When their ratings are so high they are untouchable, this is the ONLY time a media person doesn't care about ratings.

It's like a rich person saying they don't care about money.

Sure, Jan.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 15, 2025 03:29 PM (gaKF9)

50 Watching the Senate hearings took me back to Bork's. When Ted went after him, he used a litany of "You could have supported X and you didn't. You could have supported Y and you didn't." Went on a while.

I thought at the time the right response was "And you could have pulled Mary Jo out of the car, and you didn't."

I really wish one of these guys really took it to the slime questioning him.

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PJ O'Roirke recounted a story when Kennedy was running for president. Kennedy gave that "where was George" speech, and apparently the guys in the copy room were all saying "dry, sober, and home with his wife."

Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 15, 2025 03:29 PM (kJuzF)

51 I'm sure Tapper has lawyers who prepped him for the deposition. I would not have advised him to deny something that everyone on the planet knows can't be denied.
Posted by: Elric The Blade
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Sometimes arrogant clients f*ck themselves because they cannot shut off their asshole nature.

Posted by: whig at January 15, 2025 03:30 PM (ctrM5)

52 Perhaps he was just seeking Shelving assistance, but was too embarrassed to ask for your help?
Posted by: garrett

You seem obsessed with Ace's shelving today. That's the second comment I've seen from you about it.

Anything you wanna talk about?

Posted by: Bulg at January 15, 2025 03:30 PM (77rzZ)

53 Anyone on TV eats, breathes, and lives moment by moment by their ratings. Anyone of them claiming otherwise should spontaneously combust.

Posted by: Cheri at January 15, 2025 03:27 PM (oiNtH)
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Don't you suppose Tapper brings up his ratings (assuming they're not dire) whenever his contract negotiations come up?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2025 03:30 PM (YqDXo)

54 42 He's a bully, true.

I think it goes deeper. He's intelligent. The worst mistake an intelligent person can make though is assuming other people aren't. His demeanor suggests that he makes that mistake regularly.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 15, 2025 03:27 PM (kJuzF)
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He's not all that intelligent. It is true, though, that he's brighter than most of his colleagues. So your point may stand.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 15, 2025 03:30 PM (1bNHn)

55 Oversight Committee @GOPoversight

Rep. Clay Higgins (@RepClayHiggins) called the social security line during the hearing today.

He was still on hold after 1 HOUR & 28 MINUTES!

But Martin O’Malley said telework was increasing quality of care

X Video: https://bit.ly/40Dwyo3

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 15, 2025 03:31 PM (P5BPp)

56 >>You seem obsessed with Ace's shelving today. That's the second comment I've seen from you about it.

I'm very curious about Project Shelving 2025.

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2025 03:31 PM (snN/i)

57 OUCH: Pam Bondi Blows Up Loathsome Senator Adam Schiff with a Pair of Devastating Responses When He Brings Up J6 and Liz Cheney (VIDEO

https://tinyurl.com/mrxda7d7

Watermelon Head (Trumps name for shiff)
What an asshole fishing for inside info about Trumps plans,,
Dems think if they hide in plain sight it will save them from prosecution. Un I don't think so.
Bondi bringing the chains baby.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at January 15, 2025 03:32 PM (jQ+5q)

58 I think that it's hilarious that Tapper tried to play himself off as being some type of intellectual artiste that is above looking at ratings. What a shmoe.

Posted by: Cheri at January 15, 2025 03:32 PM (oiNtH)

59 Let the record show that my client dreams of being spit roasted.

Posted by: Fapper's Lawyer at January 15, 2025 03:32 PM (brOX2)

60 You seem obsessed with Ace's shelving today. That's the second comment I've seen from you about it.

Anything you wanna talk about?
Posted by: Bulg
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Drill drivers and screwing things to the wall is sexy talk for some folks.

Posted by: whig at January 15, 2025 03:33 PM (ctrM5)

61 I remember his interview with Vance, who was giving mundane answers to some questions and Tapper was all shrieky and harpy like

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN, I DONT UNDERSTAND, WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN, WHERE ARE YOU COMING FROM, WHAT DAY IS THIS?!?!?!?"

Fucking psycho

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Hey 2025 You Ain't All That Just Cuz You Divisible by 5 at January 15, 2025 03:33 PM (N1mNz)

62 I'm very curious about Project Shelving 2025.
Posted by: garrett

Ace didn't write it...

Posted by: Bulg at January 15, 2025 03:33 PM (77rzZ)

63 39 Lately, right after the first comment, an ad has been inserted, which says "billionaires want this video destroyed". Since they all show girls who are Mannix-worthy, I'm not complaining.
Posted by: Eeyore

I get those, too.

BTW: You should check out the Sydney Sweeney pic over at Stacy McCain's site. It's at the top of the post that one of his cobs does where he posts links to hot women.
Posted by: Bulg at January 15, 2025 03:26 PM (77rzZ)
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Thanks for the tip.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 15, 2025 03:33 PM (1bNHn)

64 I'm sure Tapper has lawyers who prepped him for the deposition. I would not have advised him to deny something that everyone on the planet knows can't be denied.
Posted by: Elric The Blade
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Sometimes arrogant clients f*ck themselves because they cannot shut off their asshole nature.
Posted by: whig at January 15, 2025 03:30 PM (ctrM5)
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"Fuck you, I know better than any pissant lawyer!"

-- Arrogant Clients

Posted by: Elric The Blade at January 15, 2025 03:33 PM (iFTx/)

65 I think that it's hilarious that Tapper tried to play himself off as being some type of intellectual artiste that is above looking at ratings. What a shmoe.
Posted by: Cheri at January 15, 2025 03:32 PM (oiNtH)

Never gets old: "In France, they call me artiste. In America, they call me cocksucker."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2025 03:34 PM (8zz6B)

66 I'm very curious about Project Shelving 2025.
Posted by: garrett

Ace didn't write it...
Posted by: Bulg at January 15, 2025 03:33 PM (77rzZ)
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He's shelving Project Shelving 2025.

Posted by: Axeman at January 15, 2025 03:34 PM (krQz2)

67 64 "Fuck you, I know better than any pissant lawyer!"

-- Arrogant Clients
Posted by: Elric The Blade at January 15, 2025 03:33 PM (iFTx/)

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"Well, I guess you can defend yourself, then."
-exhausted lawyer

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 15, 2025 03:34 PM (GBKbO)

68
Jake and Tater in the alley vs. Ace and Garrett.

Nothing in the face. Otherwise, no rules.

Posted by: Auspex at January 15, 2025 03:34 PM (j4U/Z)

69 I'm sure Tapper has lawyers who prepped him for the deposition. I would not have advised him to deny something that everyone on the planet knows can't be denied.
Posted by: Elric The Blade
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Even if his assertion were true, it'd be foolish to make it, as precisely no one would believe it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2025 03:34 PM (YqDXo)

70 44 Maybe Jake Tapper is simply grateful to CNN for giving him a bullshit job after he spent so much time as a Handgun Control mouthpiece.
Posted by: mrp at January 15, 2025 03:28 PM (rj6Yv)
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When talking of Fapper, I have to wonder what you mean by "mouthpiece".

Posted by: Eeyore at January 15, 2025 03:34 PM (1bNHn)

71 LA fire chief lesbian killing it, Pride magazine claims

“Los Angeles’ first openly LGBTQ+ Fire Chief” Kristin Crowley —recently fired ironically in a diversity-on-diversity hatecrime by her communist Boss of Color™ (BOC), Karen Bass, it might be noted — has really done an outstanding job watching Los Angeles burn down.

Literally as Los Angeles erupted in flames of historic proportions, Pride magazine took the cunnilingus of its lesbian fire chief to Level 12 in perhaps the most poorly-timed propaganda piece in history.

Via Pride Magazine, January 8 (emphasis added):

“The stereotype of lesbians always being prepared for an emergency — everyone knows a queer woman who doesn’t leave the house without a Leatherman multitool and carabiners — holds true for Los Angeles’ first openly LGBTQ+ Fire Chief Kristin Crowley who is overseeing the firefighters trying to stop the Palisades fire…

Posted by: SMOD at January 15, 2025 03:35 PM (RHGPo)

72
I should specify that I project he's shelving Project Shelving 2025.

Posted by: Axeman at January 15, 2025 03:35 PM (krQz2)

73 He's a bully, true.

I think it goes deeper. He's intelligent. The worst mistake an intelligent person can make though is assuming other people aren't. His demeanor suggests that he makes that mistake regularly.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 15, 2025 03:27 PM (kJuzF)

Tapper intelligent? Please show your work when making this statement. He is and always will be at best a midwit c-word.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at January 15, 2025 03:35 PM (wrXPz)

74 "Fuck you, I know better than any pissant lawyer!"

-- Arrogant Clients
Posted by: Elric The Blade

I suspect that is true of most media personalities for the networks.

H/T Don Henley, "I just have to look good, I don't have to be clear. "

Posted by: whig at January 15, 2025 03:35 PM (ctrM5)

75 They all are Democrats Propaganda Ministry

Posted by: Skip at January 15, 2025 03:35 PM (fwDg9)

76 71 “The stereotype of lesbians always being prepared for an emergency — everyone knows a queer woman who doesn’t leave the house without a Leatherman multitool and carabiners — holds true for Los Angeles’ first openly LGBTQ+ Fire Chief Kristin Crowley who is overseeing the firefighters trying to stop the Palisades fire…
Posted by: SMOD at January 15, 2025 03:35 PM (RHGPo)

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I can't wait to hear the editors' opinions of Ric Grenell.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 15, 2025 03:36 PM (GBKbO)

77 LA fire chief lesbian killing it, Pride magazine claims

Posted by: SMOD at January 15, 2025 03:35 PM (RHGPo)
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It = California

Posted by: Axeman at January 15, 2025 03:36 PM (krQz2)

78 Why does Trump care about ratings? Because EVERYONE cares about ratings.

Posted by: ... at January 15, 2025 03:36 PM (brOX2)

79 re 39: so i looked. it's a really good pic of her. one of the brit tabloids had pics of her in a bikini a few weeks ago. nothing wrong with her but not a knock out in real life, i guess

Posted by: gnats local 678 at January 15, 2025 03:36 PM (CWTWj)

80 "Can you tell us how you're performing on a key success metric?"
"I cannot"

It would be my job if my boss ever heard me give an answer like that.

I know CNN leadership is incompetent, but money's still money and shit still rolls downhill when the higher ups see you're not bringing it in.

Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at January 15, 2025 03:36 PM (XfoBK)

81 Jake tapper sounds like a male stripper's name.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 15, 2025 03:37 PM (7qikZ)

82 >>The stereotype of lesbians always being prepared for an emergency — everyone knows a queer woman who doesn’t leave the house without a Leatherman multitool and carabiners

Double Ended Carabiners

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2025 03:37 PM (snN/i)

83 I see Tapper as too shrieky and emotional to be intelligent.

I think GCE's midwit comment is warranted.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 15, 2025 03:38 PM (gaKF9)

84 Tapper doesn't read anything anyone says about him either.

Posted by: ... at January 15, 2025 03:38 PM (brOX2)

85 “The stereotype of lesbians always being prepared for an emergency — everyone knows a queer woman who doesn’t leave the house without a Leatherman multitool and carabiners — holds true for Los Angeles’ first openly LGBTQ+ Fire Chief Kristin Crowley who is overseeing the firefighters trying to stop the Palisades fire…
Posted by: SMOD at January 15, 2025 03:35 PM (RHGPo)

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I can't wait to hear the editors' opinions of Ric Grenell.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 15, 2025 03:36 PM (GBKbO)
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"He doesn't slam clam so who cares?"

-- Pride

Posted by: Elric The Blade at January 15, 2025 03:38 PM (iFTx/)

86 Why does Trump care about ratings? Because EVERYONE cares about ratings.

Posted by: ... at January 15, 2025 03:36 PM (brOX2)
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Trump most definitely cares about returns and indicators of success.

It doesn't surprise me that a Dem wants to ignore feedback more.

Posted by: Axeman at January 15, 2025 03:38 PM (krQz2)

87 I'm stupid as hell and I'm not gonna take it any more!

Posted by: Jake Tapper as Howard Beale at January 15, 2025 03:38 PM (paSBy)

88 I think Tapper is smart for a news anchor, but as big a fool as all of them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2025 03:38 PM (2VST1)

89 The ads are impossible on a phone... Makes the whole site crash.

Posted by: lin-duh of the garbage clan at January 15, 2025 03:38 PM (bA6ha)

90
Jake Tapper reads only what's put in front of him.

Posted by: Frank Barone at January 15, 2025 03:38 PM (+oR7L)

91 LA fire chief lesbian killing it, Pride magazine claims

Posted by: SMOD at January 15, 2025 03:35 PM (RHGPo)

She's taken a licking and keeps on ticking.

Posted by: Roy at January 15, 2025 03:38 PM (z+ik4)

92 OK, here's the Sweeney pic.

I didn't think much of her at first, but she's definitely growing on me:

https://tinyurl.com/y9rv2arj

Posted by: Bulg at January 15, 2025 03:38 PM (77rzZ)

93 LA fire chief lesbian killing it, Pride magazine claims

“Los Angeles’ first openly LGBTQ+ Fire Chief” Kristin Crowley —recently fired ironically in a diversity-on-diversity hatecrime by her communist Boss of Color™ (BOC), Karen Bass, it might be noted — has really done an outstanding job watching Los Angeles burn down.
___________________

Has she in fact been fired? There were conflicting reports.

I offended a (female) neighbor by teeing off on the Three Dykes. "I don't care about that," she said.

"I do, because they were selected for being dykes, not for being competent. I'd guess that dykes are maybe 2% of the population, so the probability of choosing three in a row by chance would be (2 E10-2)^3 or 8 chances in a million. Obviously the DEI mayor was making a point."

Crickets ensued.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2025 03:39 PM (YqDXo)

94 Ace...you can find a Twitter post by Tapper where he specifically totes his ratings and thanks the viewers.

The Tweet is from June 29th, 2021 (4:02 PM)

Posted by: Orson at January 15, 2025 03:40 PM (dIske)

95 The ads are impossible on a phone... Makes the whole site crash.
Posted by: lin-duh of the garbage clan at January 15, 2025 03:38 PM (bA6ha)

You can load Brave browser onto a phone.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2025 03:40 PM (8zz6B)

96 “The stereotype of lesbians always being prepared for an emergency — everyone knows a queer woman who doesn’t leave the house without a Leatherman multitool and carabiners — holds true for Los Angeles’ first openly LGBTQ+ Fire Chief Kristin Crowley who is overseeing the firefighters trying to stop the Palisades fire…
Posted by: SMOD at January 15, 2025 03:35 PM (RHGPo)
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"stereotype of lesbians always being prepared for an emergency"

Wtf are these people talking about? Not only have I never heard this stereotype in my life, in my experience the reality is the exact opposite. Lesbians are some of the most scatterbrained, neurotic, hysterical flakes in the country. They are never prepared for anything.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at January 15, 2025 03:41 PM (iFTx/)

97 “The stereotype of lesbians always being prepared for an emergency — everyone knows a queer woman who doesn’t leave the house without a Leatherman multitool and carabiners
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I don't.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2025 03:41 PM (YqDXo)

98 91 LA fire chief lesbian killing it, Pride magazine claims

Posted by: SMOD at January 15, 2025 03:35 PM (RHGPo)

She's taken a licking and keeps on ticking.
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Unfortunately, she has lost her Fire Chief SUV with radio lights and sirens. This will impact her score total at the lesbo bar.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 15, 2025 03:41 PM (jFCkp)

99 I don't care who laughs at my jokes.

Posted by: ... at January 15, 2025 03:41 PM (brOX2)

100 I want Tapper and cnn to lose this so big they never recover. Now prosecute Tapper for perjury too.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at January 15, 2025 03:41 PM (17s+e)

101 100

Posted by: m at January 15, 2025 03:41 PM (VnUSN)

102 What would you want showing up in a flood, but some dykes.

Posted by: Axeman at January 15, 2025 03:41 PM (krQz2)

103 The stereotype of lesbians always being prepared for an emergency — everyone knows a queer woman who doesn’t leave the house without a Leatherman multitool and carabiners

Double Ended Carabiners
Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2025 03:37 PM (snN/i)
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[Golf clap]

Posted by: Elric The Blade at January 15, 2025 03:41 PM (iFTx/)

104 I didn't think much of her at first, but she's definitely growing on me

Frankly she doesn't impress me that much but her attitude and the way she talked about Madame Webb made me like her. And Dakota Johnson.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2025 03:42 PM (2VST1)

105 “The stereotype of lesbians always being prepared for an emergency — everyone knows a queer woman who doesn’t leave the house without a Leatherman multitool and carabiners
__________________

Just the things you needed to put out the fires in LA.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2025 03:42 PM (YqDXo)

106 Unfortunately, she has lost her Fire Chief SUV with radio lights and sirens. This will impact her score total at the lesbo bar.
Posted by: Pudinhead

Does she still have her personal Subaru?

Posted by: Bulg at January 15, 2025 03:42 PM (77rzZ)

107 What has happened to the "Your husband was in the wrong place" dyke? That is about the most perfect encapsulation of the woke view I've seen.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 15, 2025 03:42 PM (1bNHn)

108 I didn't think much of her at first, but she's definitely growing on me:

https://tinyurl.com/y9rv2arj
Posted by: Bulg at January 15, 2025 03:38 PM (77rzZ)

Some things are growing on her, too. Not gonna complain.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2025 03:42 PM (8zz6B)

109 So this was in a depo so if he takes the stand opposing counsel will use this to impeach him? I bet his attorneys were having a heart attack when he said this because it's so laughable that no one would believe it.
I also wonder if their pay package is tied to ratings in any way, like bonuses or something.

He knows about this now so I'm betting he will claim he misspoke or something.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 15, 2025 03:43 PM (CMcGo)

110 Trump Envoy Swayed Netanyahu More In One Meeting Than Biden Did All Year On Gaza Peace

Answer to a reporter asking about who will get credit for the Gaza deal, "Biden or Trump?"

Biden: "Is that a joke?"

Posted by: SMOD at January 15, 2025 03:43 PM (RHGPo)

111 > The stereotype of lesbians always being prepared for an emergency — everyone knows a queer woman who doesn’t leave the house without a Leatherman multitool and carabiners

Wut? As a conservative, straight male, I carry around a bunch of things. I have my keys, wallet, phone, chapstick, a pen, a notepad, a flashlight, a gun, and a pocket knife anytime I go out. I don't carry carabiners.

Are we talking real climbing carabiners? Or just the carabiner shaped objects some people use to clip keys to their belt loops? If it's the latter, is that really a sign of preparedness? Most of those things are rated well below human bodyweight. Even if it's the former, what situation are you prepared for?

Posted by: bonhomme at January 15, 2025 03:43 PM (Odg76)

112 “The stereotype of lesbians always being prepared for an emergency — everyone knows a queer woman who doesn’t leave the house without a Leather~~man~~person multitool and carabiners

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2025 03:43 PM (YqDXo)

113 I'd like to see the process by which a Lesbian puts out a Forest Fire using only a Leatherman and a Carabiner.

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2025 03:43 PM (snN/i)

114 We be so prouds of Presdent Bidum for brokoring a historic peace deal between Israel and Hamas.

The deal results in a halt to hostilities and the return of both Israeli and American hostage because Presdent Bidum says he be level the place if not released now.

Trump wood has screwed it up and be glads it be done befoore Trump took the Oval Orfice.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattelboro, Vt at January 15, 2025 03:43 PM (h/LZl)

115 There was one time, over a decade ago, Jakie said something normal. I don't remember when or why, but do remember thinking, "Oh, good, he is not lining up with the rest of the MSM."

It was very brief and apparently not spectacular.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 15, 2025 03:43 PM (gi+MR)

116 everyone knows a queer woman who doesn’t leave the house without a Leatherman multitool and carabiners
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And that is just the tackle box lesbos have pierced in there twat.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at January 15, 2025 03:43 PM (17s+e)

117
Carrie Underwood:

Yay or Nay?

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 15, 2025 03:43 PM (P6hi6)

118 106 Unfortunately, she has lost her Fire Chief SUV with radio lights and sirens. This will impact her score total at the lesbo bar.
Posted by: Pudinhead

Does she still have her personal Subaru?
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Pretty sure those are issued when you join the club.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 15, 2025 03:44 PM (jFCkp)

119 >>> Frankly she doesn't impress me that much but her attitude and the way she talked about Madame Webb made me like her. And Dakota Johnson.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2025 03:42 PM (2VST1)

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Agreed, until I saw vid of her mom's bday party.

Posted by: Turn 2 at January 15, 2025 03:44 PM (JfxgE)

120 If reports out of the CNN defamation trial are to be believed, those that have testified are arrogant pieces of shit who have zero self awareness.

I would love to see $1B of CNN money (if it even exists) get yanked out of their collective asses.

And Tapper kicked further to the curb.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 15, 2025 03:44 PM (Q4IgG)

121 Frankly she doesn't impress me that much but her attitude and the way she talked about Madame Webb made me like her. And Dakota Johnson.

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She's competent. And that competence is seen as very impressive is in itself an indictment of the kind of DEI crap that's been infecting government.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 15, 2025 03:44 PM (vt7xw)

122 You can load Brave browser onto a phone.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Thanks for pointing out the obvious AOP... I already have it on my phone, just never use it...

Posted by: lin-duh of the garbage clan at January 15, 2025 03:44 PM (bA6ha)

123 101 100
Posted by: m at January 15, 2025 03:41 PM (VnUSN)
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Once again, you're wrong.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 15, 2025 03:44 PM (1bNHn)

124
Just so we're clear, are Carrie Underwood and Trisha Yearwood not the same person??

Because, to me, I couldn't pick either out of a line up?

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 15, 2025 03:44 PM (P6hi6)

125 120 If reports out of the CNN defamation trial are to be believed, those that have testified are arrogant pieces of shit who have zero self awareness.

I would love to see $1B of CNN money (if it even exists) get yanked out of their collective asses.

And Tapper kicked further to the curb.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 15, 2025 03:44 PM (Q4IgG)

=======

WB/Discovery is gonna struggle to sell the studio space much less the brand when this is done.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 15, 2025 03:45 PM (GBKbO)

126 Er, never mind. Brain misfire.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 15, 2025 03:45 PM (vt7xw)

127 What has happened to the "Your husband was in the wrong place" dyke? That is about the most perfect encapsulation of the woke view I've seen.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 15, 2025 03:42 PM (1bNHn)
___________________

The funny part is that that fat dyke would not be rescued herself. She must weigh 250 if she weighs an ounce.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2025 03:45 PM (YqDXo)

128 116 everyone knows a queer woman who doesn’t leave the house without a Leatherman multitool and carabiners
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And that is just the tackle box lesbos have pierced in there twat.
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I always like the butch dykes with a chained wallet. It makes me laugh.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 15, 2025 03:45 PM (jFCkp)

129 >>> Carrie Underwood:

Yay or Nay?
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 15, 2025 03:43 PM (P6hi6

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Name a female FUGLY county singer.

Posted by: Turn 2 at January 15, 2025 03:45 PM (JfxgE)

130 101 100
Posted by: m at January 15, 2025 03:41 PM (VnUSN)
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Once again, you're wrong.
Posted by: Eeyore

Shouldn't your nic be "C"?

Posted by: Ozzy at January 15, 2025 03:46 PM (w9Wax)

131 The stereotype of lesbians always being prepared for an emergency — everyone knows a queer woman who doesn’t leave the house without a Leatherman multitool and carabiners
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Where are they getting this from? Who thinks this? The people I know who fit this description of preparedness are quiet, conservative, bearded men at least 40 years old.

Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at January 15, 2025 03:46 PM (XfoBK)

132 Jake tapper sounds like a male stripper's name.

Posted by: humphreyrobot

I mentally drop his given name ans replace it with 'turd'. When I see it, it's always Turd Tapper for me. Can't not do it too.

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 15, 2025 03:46 PM (rl/Q/)

133 Posted by: Elric The Blade at January 15, 2025 03:41 PM (iFTx/

I'm curious, Elric, but since you're obviously a thoughtful guy, are there any women whom you think are sensible and intelligent and kind and capable at their jobs-aside from jobs at being yacht girls or whatever, because in all the time I've read your posts I've never heard you say anything complimentary about any women except for the ones you think are fun at partying.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 15, 2025 03:46 PM (MQJVv)

134 The funny part is thinking hunters paintings are worth millions anymore...

Posted by: lin-duh at January 15, 2025 03:46 PM (VCgbV)

135
If You Recall: that cowardly old cuck Neil Sedaka renegged on performing for President Trump's 2016 Inauguration.

You think Carrie Yearwood will follow suit or does she have the plums to perform?

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 15, 2025 03:47 PM (P6hi6)

136 everyone knows a queer woman who doesn’t leave the house without a Leatherman multitool
___________________

Multitool? Does that include ... no, don't tell me. I don't want to know.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2025 03:47 PM (YqDXo)

137 Thanks for pointing out the obvious AOP... I already have it on my phone, just never use it...
Posted by: lin-duh of the garbage clan at January 15, 2025 03:44 PM (bA6ha)

Well, try it for viewing the HQ. Might be other problems that make use of it impractical.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2025 03:47 PM (8zz6B)

138 Drill drivers and screwing things to the wall is sexy talk for some folks.
Posted by: whig at January 15, 2025 03:33 PM

That's hot.

Posted by: Norm Abram at January 15, 2025 03:48 PM (+QlJh)

139 You think Carrie Yearwood will follow suit or does she have the plums to perform?

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 15, 2025 03:47 PM (P6hi6)
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She's already getting the Not-of-the-Body treatment, and so far I haven't heard anything.

Posted by: Axeman at January 15, 2025 03:48 PM (krQz2)

140 I have a leatherman and a couple caribiners in my backpack.

And I drive a lesbaru.

Oh well. Gotta blend in, I guess.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at January 15, 2025 03:48 PM (eelaG)

141 If You Recall: that cowardly old cuck Neil Sedaka renegged on performing for President Trump's 2016 Inauguration.
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We were all waiting to hear 'Having My Baby' one moar time.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 15, 2025 03:48 PM (jFCkp)

142 The funny part is thinking hunters paintings are worth millions anymore...

==

Billions ! They are worth Billions!!

--Hunter

Posted by: runner at January 15, 2025 03:48 PM (g47mK)

143 I'd guess that dykes are maybe 2% of the population, so the probability of choosing three in a row by chance would be (2 E10-2)^3 or 8 chances in a million”

If that’s a quote I’m dying over here.

Posted by: Kratwurst at January 15, 2025 03:48 PM (nIRE6)

144 We were all waiting to hear 'Having My Baby' one moar time.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 15, 2025 03:48 PM (jFCkp)

Isn't that Bobby Darin ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 15, 2025 03:49 PM (VE6XX)

145 >>I have a leatherman and a couple caribiners in my backpack.

>And I drive a lesbaru.

She'll have the Fish Tacos

Posted by: garrett ordering lunch for Nurse at January 15, 2025 03:49 PM (snN/i)

146 Were the chick astronauts who lost the tool bag in space lesbos?

Posted by: Bulg at January 15, 2025 03:49 PM (77rzZ)

147 If You Recall: that cowardly old cuck Neil Sedaka renegged on performing for President Trump's 2016 Inauguration.

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Sounds like bad blood.

Posted by: Axeman at January 15, 2025 03:49 PM (krQz2)

148 The funny part is that that fat dyke would not be rescued herself. She must weigh 250 if she weighs an ounce.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2025 03:45 PM (YqDXo)

She'd go out a second-storey window, and climb down the wall by clinging to the peaks in the stucco with her toenails.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2025 03:49 PM (8zz6B)

149 Isn't that Bobby Darin ?
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Nah, that was Mack the Knife.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 15, 2025 03:49 PM (jFCkp)

150 We were all waiting to hear 'Having My Baby' one moar time.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 15, 2025 03:48 PM (jFCkp)
Isn't that Bobby Darin ?
Posted by: It's me donna at January 15, 2025 03:49 PM (VE6XX)

Paul Anka.

Posted by: Zombie Liberace at January 15, 2025 03:50 PM (jiYtH)

151 I'd guess that dykes are maybe 2% of the population, so the probability of choosing three in a row by chance would be (2 E10-2)^3 or 8 chances in a million”

If that’s a quote I’m dying over here.

Posted by: Kratwurst at January 15, 2025 03:48 PM (nIRE6)
_______________

That is a verbatim quote.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2025 03:50 PM (YqDXo)

152 We were all waiting to hear 'Having My Baby' one moar time.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 15, 2025 03:48 PM (jFCkp)

Isn't that Bobby Darin ?
Posted by: It's me donna at January 15, 2025 03:49 PM (VE6XX)
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Paul Anka?

Posted by: Axeman at January 15, 2025 03:50 PM (krQz2)

153 She'll have the Fish Tacos
Posted by: garrett ordering lunch for Nurse

I like fish tacos!

Oh. Wait.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at January 15, 2025 03:50 PM (eelaG)

154 uh oh, " Exclusive-Trump team asks three US senior career diplomats to resign, sources say.. Aides to President-elect Donald Trump have asked three senior career diplomats who oversee the U.S. State Department's workforce and internal coordination to step down from their roles, two U.S. officials familiar with the matter said, in a possible signal of deeper changes ahead for the diplomatic corps.

The team overseeing the State Department's transition to the new administration, the Agency Review Team, has requested that Dereck Hogan, Marcia Bernicat and Alaina Teplitz leave their posts, the sources said."

Posted by: runner at January 15, 2025 03:50 PM (g47mK)

155 camouflage nurse!

Posted by: lin-duh of the garbage clan at January 15, 2025 03:50 PM (YSTo5)

156 I'd guess that dykes are maybe 2% of the population, so the probability of choosing three in a row by chance would be (2 E10-2)^3 or 8 chances in a million”

If that’s a quote I’m dying over here.

Posted by: Kratwurst at January 15, 2025 03:48 PM (nIRE6)
_________________

And it received no reply. My interlocutor just huffed off into the sunset, because she doesn't math.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2025 03:51 PM (YqDXo)

157 152 We were all waiting to hear 'Having My Baby' one moar time.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 15, 2025 03:48 PM (jFCkp)

Isn't that Bobby Darin ?
Posted by: It's me donna at January 15, 2025 03:49 PM (VE6XX)
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Paul Anka?
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Yeah, Paul. But there's not much difference between Paul and Sedaka.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 15, 2025 03:51 PM (jFCkp)

158 This is funny, particularly the attire worn - robbery mired

https://tinyurl.com/46m3va93

Posted by: Ciampino - almost like a Canadian car chase at January 15, 2025 03:51 PM (i0xsb)

159
Am I the only one who remembers that old hag on The View saying Dennis Quaid was lying about hollywood celeries getting shunned if they support Republicans?

But those Fat Fucks on The View spent an entire show on ragging on Trisha Underwood for performing at the President's ball. They CANCELED her. That was the whole point of telling their Audience how awful and "maga" Carrie Yearwood is, this week.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 15, 2025 03:51 PM (P6hi6)

160 Lin-duh!

You know it!

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at January 15, 2025 03:51 PM (eelaG)

161 nurse,
you aren't helping yourself here...🤣😂

Posted by: lin-duh of the garbage clan at January 15, 2025 03:52 PM (YSTo5)

162 >>I like fish tacos!

I ate lunch at a Mexican place a few years ago and the table next to me was 3 Lesbian Couples.

Long Story Shortened: "I'll have the Fish Tacos!" was the unanimous consensus when they ordered.

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2025 03:52 PM (snN/i)

163 Anyone ofuckstick adjacent needs to be shitcanned immediately.

Posted by: ... at January 15, 2025 03:52 PM (brOX2)

164 140 I have a leatherman and a couple caribiners in my backpack.

And I drive a lesbaru.

Oh well. Gotta blend in, I guess.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at January 15, 2025 03:48 PM (eelaG)

What do people use carabiners for? The multitool makes sense but I don't see what I would do with a carabiner.
Some of my friends carry a corkscrew with them at all times but no carabiners.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 15, 2025 03:52 PM (CMcGo)

165 FWIW my neighborhood features a lesbian couple.

First, they look like guys.

Second, whenever there's a problem (big snow, fallen tree, dead car battery) they are relentless in going to Nextdoor and posting demands for help.

I have a snowblower and make it a habit to clear out a pipe stem near my house since plows make a mess of it. Lesbian #2 came up to me while I was working and said "when you're finished here come clear my driveway."

Bummer I ran out of gas before I could get to it.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 15, 2025 03:52 PM (FdjOh)

166 Lesbo fire chief is killing it, one house at a time and 2 dozen deaths. That's killing it

Posted by: Skip at January 15, 2025 03:52 PM (fwDg9)

167
Wait, am I mixing up Neil Sedaka for Paul Anka??

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 15, 2025 03:52 PM (P6hi6)

168 but wait, there is more (don't laugh!) "Lawyer Drops Meta Over Mark Zuckerberg's 'Toxic Masculinity'...Lawyer and Stanford professor Mark Lemley said he's dropping Meta as a client over what he said was the company and CEO Mark Zuckerberg's "descent into toxic masculinity and Neo-Nazi madness."

A Neo-Nazi Jew! must be a first ...

Posted by: runner at January 15, 2025 03:52 PM (g47mK)

169 everyone knows a queer woman who doesn’t leave the house without a Leatherman multitool

I don't think I know ANY lesbians.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2025 03:53 PM (2VST1)

170 Yeah, Paul. But there's not much difference between Paul and Sedaka.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 15, 2025 03:51 PM (jFCkp)

Well, Sedaka is an old queen who needs to be wrenched from his closet, his voice cracking and his cheeks crimson with shame.

Posted by: Zombie Liberace at January 15, 2025 03:53 PM (jiYtH)

171 I have a leatherman and a couple caribiners in my backpack.

And I drive a lesbaru.

Oh well. Gotta blend in, I guess.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at January 15, 2025 03:48 PM

They'll never see you comin', nurse!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 15, 2025 03:53 PM (+QlJh)

172 Posted by: Elric The Blade at January 15, 2025 03:41 PM (iFTx/

I'm curious, Elric, but since you're obviously a thoughtful guy, are there any women whom you think are sensible and intelligent and kind and capable at their jobs-aside from jobs at being yacht girls or whatever, because in all the time I've read your posts I've never heard you say anything complimentary about any women except for the ones you think are fun at partying.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 15, 2025 03:46 PM (MQJVv)
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I'm not sure which of my comments you're responding to. I don't think many women -- or men -- that are the subject of the posts on this site are smart or capable at their jobs. I think most are DEI-hire morons. So no, I rarely say anything complimentary about any given woman.

I did praise Pam Bondi's performance, just in the last thread. I thought she was better than Hegseth.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at January 15, 2025 03:53 PM (iFTx/)

173 I ate lunch at a Mexican place a few years ago and the table next to me was 3 Lesbian Couples.

Long Story Shortened: "I'll have the Fish Tacos!" was the unanimous consensus when they ordered.

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2025 03:52 PM (snN/i)
________________

You can't make up stories like this.

"Fish taco? That's what I had earlier today!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2025 03:53 PM (YqDXo)

174 We were all waiting to hear 'Having My Baby' one moar time.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 15, 2025 03:48 PM (jFCkp)

Isn't that Bobby Darin ?
Posted by: It's me donna at January 15, 2025 03:49 PM (VE6XX)
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Paul Anka?
Posted by: Axeman at January 15, 2025 03:50 PM (krQz2)

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Dylan Mulvany?

Posted by: ShainS -- Commie-Caused Conflagrations Created Califzuela's Chernobyl at January 15, 2025 03:53 PM (QeRqx)

175 But there's not much difference between Paul and Sedaka.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 15, 2025 03:51 PM (jFCkp)

Hold up. The guys only get shirts from one of those two gentlemen.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 15, 2025 03:53 PM (2ocoG)

176 151 I'd guess that dykes are maybe 2% of the population, so the probability of choosing three in a row by chance would be (2 E10-2)^3 or 8 chances in a million”

If that’s a quote I’m dying over here.

Posted by: Kratwurst at January 15, 2025 03:48 PM (nIRE6)
_______________

That is a verbatim quote.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2025 03:50 PM (YqDXo)

I'm dying. Lol

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 15, 2025 03:53 PM (CMcGo)

177 And I drive a lesbaru.

Oh well. Gotta blend in, I guess.

Well maybe I know one.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2025 03:54 PM (2VST1)

178
Second, whenever there's a problem (big snow, fallen tree, dead car battery) they are relentless in going to Nextdoor and posting demands for help.

Posted by: WitchDoktor

Dead battery?? Are you shittin' me?

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 15, 2025 03:54 PM (P6hi6)

179 What do people use carabiners for? The multitool makes sense but I don't see what I would do with a carabiner.
Some of my friends carry a corkscrew with them at all times but no carabiners.
Posted by: CaliGirl

I know they're used in rock-climbing to fasten the safety lines to the climber. I've never heard of them being used outside of that, though.

Posted by: Bulg at January 15, 2025 03:54 PM (77rzZ)

180 I did praise Pam Bondi's performance, just in the last thread. I thought she was better than Hegseth.
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Well, she has tits.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 15, 2025 03:54 PM (jFCkp)

181 DOES THE SIZE 9 BUTT PLUG MAKE MY ASS LOOK BIG?

Posted by: LAFD LES CHIEF at January 15, 2025 03:54 PM (17s+e)

182 Wait, am I mixing up Neil Sedaka for Paul Anka??

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 15, 2025 03:52 PM (P6hi6)
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Yup. A high tenor for a low tenor--or at least Anka has some body to his voice.

Posted by: Axeman at January 15, 2025 03:54 PM (krQz2)

183 138 Drill drivers and screwing things to the wall is sexy talk for some folks.
Posted by: whig at January 15, 2025 03:33 PM

That's hot.
Posted by: Norm Abram
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Wait until ole Norm hears about plunge routers.

Posted by: whig at January 15, 2025 03:54 PM (ctrM5)

184 I have a leatherman and a couple caribiners in my backpack.

And I drive a lesbaru.

Oh well. Gotta blend in, I guess.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at January 15, 2025 03:48 PM
________________

You're under deep cover.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2025 03:54 PM (YqDXo)

185 What do people use carabiners for? The multitool makes sense but I don't see what I would do with a carabiner.
Some of my friends carry a corkscrew with them at all times but no carabiners.
Posted by: CaliGirl
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Emergency cock ring.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at January 15, 2025 03:55 PM (17s+e)

186 DOES THE SIZE 9 BUTT PLUG MAKE MY ASS LOOK BIG?

Posted by: LAFD LES CHIEF at January 15, 2025 03:54 PM (17s+e)
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Do these burned out homes make me look fat?

Posted by: Davy Muir at January 15, 2025 03:55 PM (krQz2)

187 "I have a snowblower and make it a habit to clear out a pipe stem near my house since plows make a mess of it. Lesbian #2 came up to me while I was working and said "when you're finished here come clear my driveway."

Bummer I ran out of gas before I could get to it.
Posted by: WitchDoktor"

Unbelievable.

Posted by: eleven at January 15, 2025 03:55 PM (fV+MH)

188 DOES THE SIZE 9 BUTT PLUG MAKE MY ASS LOOK BIG?

Posted by: LAFD LES CHIEF at January 15, 2025 03:54 PM (17s+e)
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Is that the Mayor Pete signature model?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2025 03:55 PM (YqDXo)

189 >>You can't make up stories like this.

It was the whole scene of 6 Women looking at the Menu and talking over each other...then the waiter told them the Special and I heard every permutation imaginable of a lesbian ordering Fish Tacos.

It was like a scene out of a 90s comedy.

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2025 03:55 PM (snN/i)

190 Dead battery?? Are you shittin' me?
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 15, 2025 03:54 PM (P6hi6)

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I wish. Once one of them had a flat tire and one of the more cantankerous neighbors replied with the number to AAA.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 15, 2025 03:56 PM (FdjOh)

191 We were all waiting to hear 'Having My Baby' one moar time.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 15, 2025 03:48 PM (jFCkp)

Isn't that Bobby Darin ?
Posted by: It's me donna at January 15, 2025 03:49 PM (VE6XX)
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Paul Anka?
Posted by: Axeman at January 15, 2025 03:50 PM (krQz2)

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Dylan Mulvany?
Posted by: ShainS -- Commie-Caused Conflagrations Created Califzuela's Chernobyl at January 15, 2025 03:53 PM (QeRqx)
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Affectionately known as "Mulva".

Posted by: Axeman at January 15, 2025 03:56 PM (krQz2)

192 My son and two of my grandsons own Subaru's...Great cars for going off road which is why they have them.. I bet they have a Leatherman too...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 15, 2025 03:56 PM (VE6XX)

193 What do people use carabiners for? The multitool makes sense but I don't see what I would do with a carabiner.
Some of my friends carry a corkscrew with them at all times but no carabiners.
Posted by: CaliGirl

I know they're used in rock-climbing to fasten the safety lines to the climber. I've never heard of them being used outside of that, though.
Posted by: Bulg at January 15, 2025 03:54 PM (77rzZ)
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Also used in boating, in tie-downs, anchoring tarps, etc. They are very useful, but I doubt many people carry them around with them every day.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at January 15, 2025 03:56 PM (iFTx/)

194 I think everyone is missing the real story here, which is: Has Tapper damaged his credibility enough to enable him to run for elected office as a Democrat?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 15, 2025 03:57 PM (tT6L1)

195 "I have a snowblower and make it a habit to clear out a pipe stem near my house since plows make a mess of it. Lesbian #2 came up to me while I was working and said "when you're finished here come clear my driveway."
__________________

So you DO need a man, after all?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2025 03:57 PM (YqDXo)

196 A Neo-Nazi Jew! must be a first ...

Posted by: runner at January 15, 2025 03:52 PM (g47mK)

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* Dennis Prager has entered the chat *

Posted by: ShainS -- Commie-Caused Conflagrations Created Califzuela's Chernobyl at January 15, 2025 03:57 PM (QeRqx)

197 My son and two of my grandsons own Subaru's...Great cars for going off road which is why they have them.. I bet they have a Leatherman too...
Posted by: It's me donna at January 15, 2025 03:56 PM

As much as I poke fun at the Lesbaru, they are great cars.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 15, 2025 03:57 PM (+QlJh)

198 >>I know they're used in rock-climbing to fasten the safety lines to the climber. I've never heard of them being used outside of that, though.

They come in handy for a lot of rope related uses. There's one (locking) on every Anchor Line in my boats.

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2025 03:57 PM (snN/i)

199 Seriously though.

Fresh rockfish fried and served with mango jalapeño salsa and some shredded cabbage in a little street taco soft corn tortilla? That's awesome stuff right there.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at January 15, 2025 03:57 PM (eelaG)

200 Woman who gouged her own eyes out during meth-induced psychotic meltdown turns life around

https://is.gd/jdYkDe

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I guess she saw the light.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at January 15, 2025 03:58 PM (L/fGl)

201 > I know they're used in rock-climbing to fasten the safety lines to the climber. I've never heard of them being used outside of that, though.

Those are real climbing carabiners that are rated to several hundred pounds. Most of the "carabiners" people use to clip keys to their belt are rated for tens of pounds and aren't useful for much else.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 15, 2025 03:58 PM (Odg76)

202
I wish. Once one of them had a flat tire and one of the more cantankerous neighbors replied with the number to AAA.
Posted by: WitchDoktor

That's almost like...begging...or panhandling. Or soliciting for Welfare.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 15, 2025 03:58 PM (P6hi6)

203 My son and two of my grandsons own Subaru's...Great cars for going off road which is why they have them.. I bet they have a Leatherman too...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 15, 2025 03:56 PM (VE6XX)
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I used to have a Legacy for not going off the road.

Posted by: Axeman at January 15, 2025 03:58 PM (krQz2)

204 >179 What do people use carabiners for? The multitool makes sense but I don't see what I would do with a carabiner.

Clipping car keys to my belt loop when I don't want to carry a purse. And hanging bird feeders.

Posted by: Scarymary at January 15, 2025 03:58 PM (whIlM)

205 It's a good idea to have some webbing, too.

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2025 03:58 PM (snN/i)

206 I know they're used in rock-climbing to fasten the safety lines to the climber. I've never heard of them being used outside of that, though.
Posted by: Bulg at January 15, 2025 03:54 PM (77rzZ)

Commonly seen holding key rings to belt loops.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2025 03:59 PM (8zz6B)

207 carabiners can be use to attach a refillable water bottle to a backpack or belt loop. As a key ring. Actually they are great for attaching lots of things as long as you have different sizes. Keeping a set of gloves together and handy.

Posted by: lin-duh of the garbage clan at January 15, 2025 03:59 PM (YSTo5)

208 I know they're used in rock-climbing to fasten the safety lines to the climber. I've never heard of them being used outside of that, though.

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I travel with my backpack which has rings and I hang stuff off them with those clips.

Posted by: Axeman at January 15, 2025 03:59 PM (krQz2)

209 Jimmy Carter ----- Iran Hostage Rease after Reagan Elected and days before taking office

Blo Jiden -- Israeli/American Hostage Release after Trump Elected and days before taking office

Any Questions ???????

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at January 15, 2025 03:59 PM (RXgJO)

210 As much as I poke fun at the Lesbaru, they are great cars.

They used to be. Now they show up a lot in YouTube mechanics' videos.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 15, 2025 03:59 PM (2ocoG)

211
So the next time I need to load the dishwasher, should I post a classified in Nextdoor?

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 15, 2025 03:59 PM (P6hi6)

212 As much as I poke fun at the Lesbaru, they are great cars.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Yes. I drive one, had it since 2010.

Posted by: Bulg at January 15, 2025 03:59 PM (77rzZ)

213 194 I think everyone is missing the real story here, which is: Has Tapper damaged his credibility enough to enable him to run for elected office as a Democrat?
Posted by: blake
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He'd have to take a paycut. Matt Lauer, of rape room fame at NBC, is now facing allegations of misconduct at his NZ sheep farm. Unfortunately, the mundane allegations are not what he actually deserves. But the headline was clickbait enough to make me read it.

Posted by: whig at January 15, 2025 03:59 PM (ctrM5)

214 Tapper? I hardly knew her.

Posted by: Darth Randall at January 15, 2025 04:00 PM (f1kZG)

215 Clipping car keys to my belt loop when I don't want to carry a purse. And hanging bird feeders.
Posted by: Scarymary at January 15, 2025 03:58 PM (whIlM)

Those assholes that feed pigeons are diabolical. Hanging is too good for them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2025 04:00 PM (8zz6B)

216
That's almost like...begging...or panhandling. Or soliciting for Welfare.
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 15, 2025 03:58 PM (P6hi6)

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I look at it this way. If TSHTF we have a very good idea who will be the worst drain on resources and plan accordingly.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 15, 2025 04:00 PM (FdjOh)

217 LA Fire Chief accused of retaliation by top city official who says she was axed for blowing whistle

https://mol.im/a/14279915

Posted by: Ciampino - the seams coming apart? at January 15, 2025 04:00 PM (i0xsb)

218 My son and two of my grandsons own Subaru's...Great cars for going off road which is why they have them.. I bet they have a Leatherman too...
Posted by: It's me donna at January 15, 2025 03:56 PM

As much as I poke fun at the Lesbaru, they are great cars.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState
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Mrs. Jukin has an Outback and is has been a good car. I do catch a lot of shit from my buds when I drive it. Not going to let them know about "Lesbaru" which is hilarious... who am I kidding I tell them the next time I see them

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at January 15, 2025 04:01 PM (17s+e)

219 anywhere includes En Bruges
https://youtu.be/xB7BWvD5B5Y

/nsfw

Posted by: DaveA at January 15, 2025 04:01 PM (FhXTo)

220 As much as I poke fun at the Lesbaru, they are great cars.

I don't know if they do any longer but yeah Subaru used to make really solid cars

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2025 04:01 PM (2VST1)

221 Pete Hegseth is a Alcoholic and a Drunk .......

Posted by: Kamal Harris at January 15, 2025 04:01 PM (h8Giw)

222 LA Fire Chief accused of retaliation by top city official who says she was axed for blowing whistle

https://mol.im/a/14279915
Posted by: Ciampino - the seams coming apart? at January 15, 2025 04:00 PM (i0xsb)
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That never got Kamala in trouble.

Posted by: Axeman at January 15, 2025 04:01 PM (krQz2)

223 So this was in a depo so if he takes the stand opposing counsel will use this to impeach him? I bet his attorneys were having a heart attack when he said this because it's so laughable that no one would believe it.
I also wonder if their pay package is tied to ratings in any way, like bonuses or something.

He knows about this now so I'm betting he will claim he misspoke or something.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 15, 2025 03:43 PM (CMcGo)

He committed a "speako". (Remember that?)

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at January 15, 2025 04:01 PM (g8Ew8)

224 197 My son and two of my grandsons own Subaru's...Great cars for going off road which is why they have them.. I bet they have a Leatherman too...
Posted by: It's me donna
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We have a 90's era hardbody 4x4 Nissan P/U for that. Now considered an antique in our state but met emissions up to that date. Wife's mom bought it new and it has been in the family since then.

Posted by: whig at January 15, 2025 04:02 PM (ctrM5)

225
50 Years ago, I never left the house without a condom in my wallet.

Yeah, I was delusional...

Posted by: Auspex at January 15, 2025 04:02 PM (j4U/Z)

226 Chicago HVAC Worker Comes Across Terrorist Weapons Cache

Posted by: SMOD at January 15, 2025 04:02 PM (RHGPo)

227
Youtube has added an AI to tell The Chat what's being discussed during the livestream.

If we had an AI tell newcomers what's going on in each thread, the AI would malfunction.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 15, 2025 04:02 PM (P6hi6)

228 I think everyone is missing the real story here, which is: Has Tapper damaged his credibility enough to enable him to run for elected office as a Democrat?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 15, 2025 03:57 PM (tT6L1)

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Tapper/Stelter 2028 -- Scum & Thumb!

Posted by: ShainS -- Commie-Caused Conflagrations Created Califzuela's Chernobyl at January 15, 2025 04:02 PM (QeRqx)

229 "I have a snowblower and make it a habit to clear out a pipe stem near my house since plows make a mess of it. Lesbian #2 came up to me while I was working and said "when you're finished here come clear my driveway."
_________________

A liberal acquaintance asked me if I'd be willing to to ream out his sewage lines with my power augur before the guests showed up for his dyke daughter's "wedding" reception and re-enacted the cantina scene from Star Wars.

No offer to help, no nothing. He was just going to watch TV while I took care of this problem. He has a son who's half my age, but he was AWOL I guess.

My reply: "No."

Would I be willing to take care of this for you? Are you a woman now? If you were a woman, I'd do it. But you're a 6'3" "man" and you're not even offering to help, so no.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2025 04:02 PM (YqDXo)

230 Explosives found in Chicago South Side high-rise apartments

HVAC worker finds “I came across some C4, some explosives, a rifle, A LOT OF FAKE IDs, a lot of fireman stuff, a lot of police force stuff, it was fake”

All these illegal migrants weren’t just imported for votes and cheap labor. There are planned attacks coming.

Posted by: SMOD at January 15, 2025 04:02 PM (RHGPo)

231 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2025 04:00 PM (8zz6B)

LOL. My grammar was a bit convoluted there.

Posted by: Scarymary at January 15, 2025 04:02 PM (whIlM)

232 It is 23 Degrees in DC today !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GLOBAL WARMING is out of Control !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Kamal Harris at January 15, 2025 04:03 PM (h8Giw)

233 I use a carabiner to hook my hat to my beltloop when I go indoors.

Posted by: leoncaruthers at January 15, 2025 04:03 PM (UfRqq)

234 If CNN cared about ratings first and foremost, they might try to replicate the formula that worked while they were on the way up -- play the news relatively straight and report and update relentlessly.

But ideology is first and foremost with them, and they can't abide their comrades being made ridiculous. This lawsuit is exposing this fact for all who would bother to look. The only way to make the cost of leftism clear to everyone is an extinction-level jury award.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at January 15, 2025 04:03 PM (amTrm)

235
**In this thread, people are discussing fish, Subarus, rock-climbing, country music, gay sex, and shelving**

Posted by: AoS AI bot at January 15, 2025 04:03 PM (P6hi6)

236 anywhere includes En Bruges
https://youtu.be/xB7BWvD5B5Y

/nsfw
Posted by: DaveA

Are they talking about Alec Baldwin?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at January 15, 2025 04:04 PM (L/fGl)

237 Youtube has added an AI to tell The Chat what's being discussed during the livestream.

If we had an AI tell newcomers what's going on in each thread, the AI would malfunction.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 15, 2025 04:02 PM (P6hi6)

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A Kommie-la word salad banquet & orgy would be more intelligible.

Posted by: ShainS -- Commie-Caused Conflagrations Created Califzuela's Chernobyl at January 15, 2025 04:04 PM (QeRqx)

238 Our appeal has become more selective

Posted by: Jake Tapper at January 15, 2025 04:04 PM (t0Rmr)

239 Has she in fact been fired? There were conflicting reports.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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Different administrator in the Fire Department alleging retaliation etc from Fire Chief.

Posted by: whig at January 15, 2025 04:04 PM (ctrM5)

240 **In this thread, people are discussing fish, Subarus, rock-climbing, country music, gay sex, and shelving**

Posted by: AoS AI bot at January 15, 2025 04:03 PM (P6hi6)
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Only the last 2 are required content.

Posted by: Axeman at January 15, 2025 04:04 PM (krQz2)

241 "This is Glenda. We haven't been able to get eggs from the store and need six for a cake we are baking. Please somebody bring us a dozen in case we need more."

Sigh.

It might be different if they were cute. And friendly.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 15, 2025 04:04 PM (FdjOh)

242 **In this thread, people are discussing fish, Subarus, rock-climbing, country music, gay sex, and shelving**
Posted by: AoS AI bot at January 15, 2025 04:03 PM (P6hi6)

Perfect. Someone should do this every thread.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 15, 2025 04:04 PM (2ocoG)

243 They used to be. Now they show up a lot in YouTube mechanics' videos.

Subaru got bought by GM in 1999 but they sold their share to Toyota in 2008. Toyota has gone downhill recently, unfortunately.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2025 04:05 PM (2VST1)

244 Arab leaders are praising .... Donald Trump for the Gaza cease fire... Not sure I'd want the credit

Posted by: It's me donna at January 15, 2025 04:05 PM (VE6XX)

245 Salon: Progressives plan wave of Democratic primary challenges ahead of 2026 midterm elections...Justice Democrats announced a new candidate recruitment campaign targeting both open seats and incumbents and deep-blue congressional districts.

Good. Let's have some good, clean, positive contests, and may the best candidates win. Let no one sully their primary opponents and dim their prospects for the general.

Yeah. More like Rashida Tlaib so we can lose more elections!

Oh good let's force the incumbents to spend money on this instead of the general. Rather than undermining our own candidates, it would be more strategic for these 'progressives' to focus their efforts on contesting and diminishing the strength of GOP contenders.

Looking forward to all the conspiracy theories about Teh Establishment Centrist Elite Status Quo somehow rigging primaries. The Justice Democrats goal is not to work with Democrats, but replace them with a condescending stereotype of a revolutionary WORKING CLASS (remember, all Democrats are wealthy upper class highly educated elites born in big cities who are incapable of understanding inequality).

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 15, 2025 04:05 PM (ycI94)

246 I feel better knowing that I lost my house and everything because of Global Warming.

Now I can rebuild my life with this knowledge !!!!!

Posted by: LA Residents at January 15, 2025 04:06 PM (gTAcS)

247 >Yes. I drive one, had it since 2010.

Posted by: Bulg at January 15, 2025 03:59 PM (77rzZ)

Bought one last year. Can't stand it.
Too be fair, I owned a bugeye WRX Sti which was the ultimate hooligan car. The Legacy I now own is craptastic.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 15, 2025 04:06 PM (NgqoH)

248 I wish. Once one of them had a flat tire and one of the more cantankerous neighbors replied with the number to AAA.
Posted by: WitchDoktor

That's almost like...begging...or panhandling. Or soliciting for Welfare.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 15, 2025 03:58 PM (P6hi6)
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Nothing like a bull dyke very temporarily playing "damsel in distress" when she has a problem.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2025 04:06 PM (YqDXo)

249
A liberal acquaintance asked me if I'd be willing to to ream out his sewage lines with my power augur before the guests showed up for his dyke daughter's "wedding" reception and re-enacted the cantina scene from Star Wars.

Wow did this guy misunderstand what I was asking!

Posted by: A liberal acquaintance putting away his lube and poppers at January 15, 2025 04:06 PM (t0Rmr)

250 Subaru got bought by GM in 1999 but they sold their share to Toyota in 2008. Toyota has gone downhill recently, unfortunately.

Japan in general has some issues. Nissan is likely to get bailed out by Honda soon.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 15, 2025 04:06 PM (2ocoG)

251 Completely and totally OT:

Philomena Cunk analyzing Van Gogh's Wheatfield with Crows:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FR6uD2o_Ai4

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 15, 2025 04:06 PM (GBKbO)

252 LA Fire Chief accused of retaliation by top city official who says she was axed for blowing whistle

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Is "blowing whistle" a euphemism?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at January 15, 2025 04:06 PM (L/fGl)

253 C'mon Ace, this is a horse you been beating for a week now.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Posted by: From about That Time at January 15, 2025 04:07 PM (U+vhE)

254 I am proud to take credit for the Israeli/Gaza Peace Deal after Trump said he would turn Gaza into the world's largest parking lot if not released by 20 January.

Posted by: Blo Jiden at January 15, 2025 04:07 PM (+Mo1I)

255 Completely and totally OT:

Philomena Cunk analyzing Van Gogh's Wheatfield with Crows:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FR6uD2o_Ai4
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 15, 2025 04:06 PM (GBKbO)
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I watched that.

Posted by: Axeman at January 15, 2025 04:07 PM (krQz2)

256 **In this thread, people are discussing fish, Subarus, rock-climbing, country music, gay sex, and shelving**
Posted by: AoS AI bot

Doesn’t every discussions involving Subarus end up including gay (or, at least, lesbian) sex?

Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 15, 2025 04:08 PM (ycI94)

257 Years ago, I never left the house without a condom in my wallet.

I never leave the house without a Lactaid pill in my wallet LOL

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2025 04:08 PM (2VST1)

258 245 Looking forward to all the conspiracy theories about Teh Establishment Centrist Elite Status Quo somehow rigging primaries. The Justice Democrats goal is not to work with Democrats, but replace them with a condescending stereotype of a revolutionary WORKING CLASS (remember, all Democrats are wealthy upper class highly educated elites born in big cities who are incapable of understanding inequality).
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 15, 2025 04:05 PM (ycI94)

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Nice to see some oblique recognition of the uniparty from the left.

Primary season is so much more interesting from DU than general election season.

It's obvious that these federal employees that mostly make up DU's commentariat really dislike the fringe left of their party, and they should probably make more hay of that before the Tlaibs of the party completely take it over.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 15, 2025 04:08 PM (GBKbO)

259 >>Too be fair, I owned a bugeye WRX Sti which was the ultimate hooligan car.

I have no idea what the Top Gear guys are talking about when they refer to someone as a 'Yabbo'.

But I know a Yabbo drives a WRX.

Or, at least I assume they do.

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2025 04:08 PM (snN/i)

260 Tapper is such a Biden.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 15, 2025 04:09 PM (aw2/Z)

261 255 I watched that.
Posted by: Axeman at January 15, 2025 04:07 PM (krQz2)

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Dolley and I discovered Philomena Cunk...yesterday.

We were laughing at the Van Gogh thing for a solid twenty minutes after Cunk on Life was over.

And then we started Cunk on Earth.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 15, 2025 04:09 PM (GBKbO)

262 Remember folks, it isn't gay if her penis starts off under her skirt

Posted by: Words of wisdom from David French at January 15, 2025 04:09 PM (t0Rmr)

263 Japan in general has some issues. Nissan is likely to get bailed out by Honda soon.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 15, 2025 04:06 PM (2ocoG)
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Honda has fallen faster than Toyota, though.

When I bought my first Honda, Honda was a bit ahead of Toyota in reliability. Also the first big Honda recall came after 1 or 2 Toyota recalls.

But, I am strongly considering making my next car a Toyota.

Posted by: Axeman at January 15, 2025 04:09 PM (krQz2)

264 A liberal acquaintance asked me if I'd be willing to to ream out his sewage lines with my power augur before the guests showed up for his dyke daughter's "wedding" reception and re-enacted the cantina scene from Star Wars.

Wow did this guy misunderstand what I was asking!
Posted by: A liberal acquaintance putting away his lube and poppers

Hey! I'll take his spot if it's still open!

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at January 15, 2025 04:10 PM (ycI94)

265
Dolley and I discovered Philomena Cunk...yesterday.

She plays the idiot straight really, really well.

Like Colbert if he was funny, or interesting, or thoughtful, or talented or an attractive woman.

Posted by: Words of wisdom from David French at January 15, 2025 04:10 PM (t0Rmr)

266 One of the sons of my neighbor drives a Subaru rally car thing (don't know which and I'm too lazy to look it up). Apparently he has a rivalry with a friend who drives a Mitsubishi (I think).

It's like watching the Schism of the Catholic Church.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 15, 2025 04:10 PM (FdjOh)

267 And then we started Cunk on Earth.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 15, 2025 04:09 PM (GBKbO)
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"My mate Paul..."

Posted by: Axeman at January 15, 2025 04:10 PM (krQz2)

268 Years ago I got hosed by the lesbian couple downstairs.

They moved and left it hooked to the spigot.

Posted by: DaveA at January 15, 2025 04:10 PM (FhXTo)

269 remember, all Democrats are wealthy upper class highly educated elites born in big cities who are incapable of understanding inequality)

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Not all but a solid majority.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 15, 2025 04:10 PM (aw2/Z)

270 >But I know a Yabbo drives a WRX.

Or, at least I assume they do.

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2025 04:08 PM (snN/i)

Searches the interwebs...Yob is slang in the United Kingdom for a loutish, uncultured person. In Australia, the word yobbo is more frequently used, with a similar although slightly less negative meaning.

Hey, I resent that!

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 15, 2025 04:10 PM (NgqoH)

271 265 She plays the idiot straight really, really well.

Like Colbert if he was funny, or interesting, or thoughtful, or talented or an attractive woman.
Posted by: Words of wisdom from David French at January 15, 2025 04:10 PM (t0Rmr)

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Do you find it remarkable that only 40% of people have skeletons? The rest are just meat.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 15, 2025 04:11 PM (GBKbO)

272 Philomena Cunk analyzing Van Gogh's Wheatfield with Crows:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FR6uD2o_Ai4
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 15, 2025 04:06 PM (GBKbO)
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I watched that.
Posted by: Axeman at January 15, 2025 04:07 PM (krQz2)

She is cute. Needs to post on the Art Thread.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2025 04:11 PM (8zz6B)

273 267 And then we started Cunk on Earth.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 15, 2025 04:09 PM (GBKbO)
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"My mate Paul..."
Posted by: Axeman at January 15, 2025 04:10 PM (krQz2)

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Which occurred several decades after the release of unrelated single Pump Up the Jam from Belgian act Technotronic.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 15, 2025 04:11 PM (GBKbO)

274 Only heard of Tapper because I lurk here. Could not pick him out of a line-up for love nor money.

Posted by: Cosda at January 15, 2025 04:12 PM (4r++Z)

275 I have no idea what the Top Gear guys are talking about when they refer to someone as a 'Yabbo'.

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Yob. Derogatory slang for lower class people.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 15, 2025 04:12 PM (BI5O2)

276 Which occurred several decades after the release of unrelated single Pump Up the Jam from Belgian act Technotronic.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 15, 2025 04:11 PM (GBKbO)
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Spoilers: That's the running gag.

Posted by: Axeman at January 15, 2025 04:13 PM (krQz2)

277 276 Which occurred several decades after the release of unrelated single Pump Up the Jam from Belgian act Technotronic.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 15, 2025 04:11 PM (GBKbO)
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Spoilers: That's the running gag.
Posted by: Axeman at January 15, 2025 04:13 PM (krQz2)

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Figured that when she used it in the first episode of Cunk on Earth.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 15, 2025 04:13 PM (GBKbO)

278 I have no idea what the Top Gear guys are talking about when they refer to someone as a 'Yabbo'.

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Yob. Derogatory slang for lower class people.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 15, 2025 04:12 PM (BI5O2)
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I thought that was feature that some women have nice ones of.

Posted by: Axeman at January 15, 2025 04:13 PM (krQz2)

279 Honda has fallen faster than Toyota, though.

No question. The Camry's been outselling the Accord 3 to 1 for like 7 or 8 years now.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 15, 2025 04:14 PM (2ocoG)

280 Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes

The Pentagon official James O’Keefe just exposed was working to sabotage Donald Trump WAS A SPECIAL AGENT WITH THE FBI AND WORKED FOR HILLARY CLINTON AT THE STATE DEPT

It ALWAYS comes back to the same corrupt people, nothing ever changes

X video: https://bit.ly/40AzZgq

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 15, 2025 04:14 PM (P5BPp)

281 But yobs are from the working lower classes. "Chavs" are from the welfare class. Both denote a likelihood of criminality, though.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 15, 2025 04:14 PM (BI5O2)

282 Figured that when she used it in the first episode of Cunk on Earth.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 15, 2025 04:13 PM (GBKbO)
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Saw Cunk on Earth first, and saw that Cunk on Life was put out recently.

I actually thought they might not do PUTJ, because it wasn't the same series.

Posted by: Axeman at January 15, 2025 04:14 PM (krQz2)

283 Yob. Derogatory slang for lower class people.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 15, 2025 04:12 PM (BI5O2)
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I thought that was feature that some women have nice ones of.
Posted by: Axeman

You'll be shocked to hear what we call cigarettes!

Posted by: British Slang at January 15, 2025 04:14 PM (ycI94)

284 Oh, and dumb girls. I have an anecdote.

I used to be married to a professional musician. She'd have her friends over regularly (that's another story...). I was talking to one of them and somehow the topic of jewelry came up.

She said "I refuse to wear jewelry because diamond mining moves the weight of the diamonds around which upsets the Earth's rotation."

I used to think I should hang around a different crowd, but nah. This is more interesting.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 15, 2025 04:15 PM (FdjOh)

285 By the way, Try Duffy of Boondock Saints fame is on Nerdrotic right now, worth watching

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2025 04:16 PM (2VST1)

286 Visegrád 24 @visegrad24

Netanyahu says that there has been no ceasefire deal yet and that media reports about the Israeli Army agreeing to withdraw from the “Philadelphi Corridor” on the border with Egypt are false.

X: https://bit.ly/42fyGVf

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 15, 2025 04:16 PM (P5BPp)

287 The Pentagon official James O’Keefe just exposed was working to sabotage Donald Trump WAS A SPECIAL AGENT WITH THE FBI AND WORKED FOR HILLARY CLINTON AT THE STATE DEPT
________________

Memo to Pam Bondi: I've got your first prosecution right here.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2025 04:16 PM (YqDXo)

288 Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes

The Pentagon official James O’Keefe just exposed was working to sabotage Donald Trump WAS A SPECIAL AGENT WITH THE FBI AND WORKED FOR HILLARY CLINTON AT THE STATE DEPT

It ALWAYS comes back to the same corrupt people, nothing ever changes

X video: https://bit.ly/40AzZgq

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 15, 2025 04:14 PM (P5BPp)

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This will only end when seditious traitors are rapidly prosecuted and executed on live-stream.

Posted by: ShainS -- Commie-Caused Conflagrations Created Califzuela's Chernobyl at January 15, 2025 04:17 PM (K1/yD)

289 Ever since I was scout always carried a rubber or sheep intestines.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 15, 2025 04:17 PM (7qikZ)

290 She said "I refuse to wear jewelry because diamond mining moves the weight of the diamonds around which upsets the Earth's rotation."
Posted by: WitchDoktor

Wow. I bet she's all-in on the climate-change hysteria now.

Posted by: Bulg at January 15, 2025 04:17 PM (77rzZ)

291 One of the sons of my neighbor drives a Subaru rally car thing (don't know which and I'm too lazy to look it up). Apparently he has a rivalry with a friend who drives a Mitsubishi (I think).

Suburu WRX vs. Mitsubishi Evolution. In the 90s that was *the* rivalry. Nowadays the WRX is not super cool and Mitsubishi is barely still in the car business.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 15, 2025 04:17 PM (2ocoG)

292 She said "I refuse to wear jewelry because diamond mining moves the weight of the diamonds around which upsets the Earth's rotation."

She may be onto something here! Quick, Biden needs to ban all mining on Guam!!!

Posted by: Representative Hank Johnson at January 15, 2025 04:17 PM (ycI94)

293 diamond mining moves the weight of the diamonds around which upsets the Earth's rotation."

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Meanwhile, in South Africa . . .

Hundreds of illegal miners remain trapped in South African mine months after government cut off supplies to force them out

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at January 15, 2025 04:18 PM (L/fGl)

294 Members in Pentagon looking for partners in the next Coup D'etat

Posted by: Skip at January 15, 2025 04:18 PM (fwDg9)

295 "She said "I refuse to wear jewelry because diamond mining moves the weight of the diamonds around which upsets the Earth's rotation."

I used to think I should hang around a different crowd, but nah. This is more interesting."
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Wow. No wonder selling the concept of climate change was easy.

Posted by: Cosda at January 15, 2025 04:18 PM (4r++Z)

296 She said "I refuse to wear jewelry because diamond mining moves the weight of the diamonds around which upsets the Earth's rotation."
Posted by: WitchDoktor
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Sounds like something Neil deAsse Tyson would say.

He's a scientist, you know. Also a gift shop proprietor.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2025 04:18 PM (YqDXo)

297 It won't matter. Leftists are never face consequences for perjury, just look at Fanny and Sweetdick. If accused of lying, this guy will just say, "Those twitter posts were posted by my staffers, my staffers must pay attention to the ratings, and I don't pay attention to my twitter posts, so I wasn't technically lying."

Posted by: Rdubs at January 15, 2025 04:18 PM (9ALg7)

298 Visegrád 24 @visegrad24

Netanyahu says that there has been no ceasefire deal yet and that media reports about the Israeli Army agreeing to withdraw from the “Philadelphi Corridor” on the border with Egypt are false.

X: https://bit.ly/42fyGVf
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 15, 2025 04:16 PM (P5BPp)

Good.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at January 15, 2025 04:18 PM (g8Ew8)

299 She said "I refuse to wear jewelry because diamond mining moves the weight of the diamonds around which upsets the Earth's rotation."

I used to think I should hang around a different crowd, but nah. This is more interesting.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 15, 2025 04:15 PM (FdjOh)
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Kind of reminds me I heard on a Nate Bargatze's interview (Might have been Rogan). Patrice O'Neal asked him if he believed in dinosaurs. Nate said that of course he's going to say "No", because who's not going to want to invite the guy who doesn't believe in dinosaurs to their party.

Posted by: Axeman at January 15, 2025 04:19 PM (krQz2)

300
Wow. I bet she's all-in on the climate-change hysteria now.
Posted by: Bulg at January 15, 2025 04:17 PM (77rzZ)

Pretty sure she (name of Ayla, which says a lot to me) feels vindicated since a wobbly earth resulted in climate change or something.

It's all the fault of people who wear diamonds!

Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 15, 2025 04:19 PM (FdjOh)

301 But yobs are from the working lower classes. "Chavs" are from the welfare class. Both denote a likelihood of criminality, though.

Both also denote girls where the government will gladly let Muslims have their way with them.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 15, 2025 04:19 PM (2ocoG)

302 Elon Musk @elonmusk

Gavin Newsom is a scumbag

Avery Warwick @AveryWarwick

I interviewed a Los Angeles firefighter with 20+ years of service. The truths I found are harrowing.

@GavinNewsom ordered the removal of @elonmusk from the command post, and ordered the Cal Fire firefighters to return all donated startlinks.

The firefighters ran out of water in the palisades.

The fire department was not consulted on the draining of the palisades reservoir.

There were insufficient hydrants in the palisades..too far apart, and the incorrect diameter for sufficient water flow.

“We could have saved more homes if we had more water”

X: https://bit.ly/3PDhJfZ

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 15, 2025 04:19 PM (P5BPp)

303 One of the sons of my neighbor drives a Subaru rally car thing (don't know which and I'm too lazy to look it up). Apparently he has a rivalry with a friend who drives a Mitsubishi (I think).

It's like watching the Schism of the Catholic Church.
___________

Mitsu Lancer Evo vs Subby WRX is a classic car rivalry both on and off (rallying) the street

Posted by: Elric The Blade at January 15, 2025 04:19 PM (iFTx/)

304 Hundreds of illegal miners remain trapped in South African mine months after government cut off supplies to force them out
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at January 15, 2025 04:18 PM (L/fGl)
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Two questions I really don't want to know the answer to...

1) What are they eating?
2) What are they drinking?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 15, 2025 04:19 PM (7fElN)

305 Suburu WRX vs. Mitsubishi Evolution. In the 90s that was *the* rivalry

Both really really good cars. Not go to the grocery store with the family cars but drivers.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2025 04:20 PM (2VST1)

306 Visegrád 24 @visegrad24

Netanyahu says that there has been no ceasefire deal yet and that media reports about the Israeli Army agreeing to withdraw from the “Philadelphi Corridor” on the border with Egypt are false.
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I won't believe anything until I hear it from Jake Tapper.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at January 15, 2025 04:20 PM (L/fGl)

307 I made a full size giclee print of Wheat Field With Crows for the wall of my print shop way back when.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 15, 2025 04:20 PM (BI5O2)

308 Benny Johnson
@bennyjohnson
LEAKED VIDEO: Senator Adam Schiff falls asleep LIVE at Pam Bondi hearing in latest humiliation for the state of California

The fact that Pam was talking about “sleeper cells” in America here is a *chef kiss*

https://tinyurl.com/38x3sd6z

Posted by: redridinghood at January 15, 2025 04:20 PM (NpAcC)

309 You'll be shocked to hear what we call cigarettes!
Posted by: British Slang at January 15, 2025 04:14 PM (ycI94)
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Have you ever had one that was tight and well packed?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 15, 2025 04:20 PM (tT6L1)

310 well I am LIVID over the thing

Posted by: Don Black at January 15, 2025 04:21 PM (AOsQT)

311 Visegrád 24 @visegrad24

Netanyahu says that there has been no ceasefire deal yet and that media reports about the Israeli Army agreeing to withdraw from the “Philadelphi Corridor” on the border with Egypt are false.

X: https://bit.ly/42fyGVf
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 15, 2025 04:16 PM (P5BPp)

Good.
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at January 15, 2025 04:18 PM (g8Ew

______

So there's no deal, or at least the anti-Israel crowd jumped the gun on announcing one? Wow, who could have possibly saw this coming?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at January 15, 2025 04:21 PM (iFTx/)

312 Sounds like something Neil deAsse Tyson would say.

Yeah but it would take him ten minutes to explain.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2025 04:21 PM (2VST1)

313 She said "I refuse to wear jewelry because diamond mining moves the weight of the diamonds around which upsets the Earth's rotation."
Posted by: WitchDoktor
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People should anti-synchronize their thrusting during sex because otherwise they'll make the earth go up and down.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2025 04:22 PM (YqDXo)

314 If you like Philomena Cunk, you might like Craig the Tour Guide:

https://youtu.be/NJpyIOM5cpU

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 15, 2025 04:22 PM (PiwSw)

315 You'll be shocked to hear what we call cigarettes!

"And wait til you find out what we mean by 'fanny'"
--Brits

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2025 04:22 PM (2VST1)

316 The Hordemind is great. Ok, so if the kid needs help I can sound in the know.

"Hey, happy to help and we can get this taken care of. It's not like I'm a Lancer driver or anything."

Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 15, 2025 04:22 PM (FdjOh)

317 Two questions I really don't want to know the answer to...

1) What are they eating?
2) What are they drinking?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 15, 2025 04:19 PM (7fElN)
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The dogs.

The cats.

The pets of the people who live there.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at January 15, 2025 04:23 PM (6K6Eu)

318 >Both really really good cars. Not go to the grocery store with the family cars but drivers.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2025 04:20 PM (2VST1)

I bought my WRX when my kids were still in car seats. My daughter would almost always exhort me to 'go fast daddy!!'. It was Porsche 911 performance at a fraction of the price. Alas became impractical once the kiddos got older.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 15, 2025 04:23 PM (NgqoH)

319 For Tapper, stocks and pillory outside of Trump tower. Justice demands no less.

Posted by: Paco at January 15, 2025 04:23 PM (mADJX)

320 Sounds like something Neil deAsse Tyson would say.

Yeah but it would take him ten minutes to explain.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2025 04:21 PM (2VST1)
__________________

His whole career is based upon being a black "scientist," which he is not. He was obviously an affirmative action admit who got shuffled off into the planetarium gig because there was no way he'd make it in research.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2025 04:23 PM (YqDXo)

321 It won't matter. Leftists are never face consequences for perjury, just look at Fanny and Sweetdick. If accused of lying, this guy will just say, "Those twitter posts were posted by my staffers, my staffers must pay attention to the ratings, and I don't pay attention to my twitter posts, so I wasn't technically lying."

Posted by: Rdubs at January 15, 2025 04:18 PM (9ALg7)
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And yet, if the Weismann investigation (aka "Mueller") had turned up a single solid case of provable perjury by Trump, they would have rammed that through.

Heck, they demanded the Flynn continue to be prosecuted on "lying to the FBI" about some extraneous detail that he couldn't remember and gave the best answer he could think of at the time to--when it couldn't have even been a material lie because the FIB had the transcript, and the "lie" might have been fabricated by the FIB changing the penciled transcripts after the fact.

Posted by: Axeman at January 15, 2025 04:24 PM (krQz2)

322 People should anti-synchronize their thrusting during sex because otherwise they'll make the earth go up and down.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2025 04:22 PM (YqDXo)

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Believe me - she was an expert on thrusting.

Being adjacent to professional musicians in their early 20s was...well, wow.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 15, 2025 04:24 PM (FdjOh)

323 317 Two questions I really don't want to know the answer to...

1) What are they eating?
2) What are they drinking?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 15, 2025 04:19 PM (7fElN)
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The dogs.

The cats.

The pets of the people who live there.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at January 15, 2025 04:23 PM (6K6Eu)

https://youtu.be/3BrCvZmSnKA

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 15, 2025 04:24 PM (ynpvh)

324 Sounds like something Neil deAsse Tyson would say.

Yeah but it would take him ten minutes to explain.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2025 04:21 PM (2VST1)
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And the explanation would make zero sense.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2025 04:24 PM (YqDXo)

325 Someone explain to me what is the deal with hostage release in Middle East?

Yesterday it was like the worst thing in the world today Trump did it and it is awesome. I am missing something

Posted by: blaster at January 15, 2025 04:24 PM (xhfG9)

326 LEAKED VIDEO: Senator Adam Schiff falls asleep LIVE at Pam Bondi hearing in latest humiliation for the state of California
Posted by: redridinghood

Very wise of him. As they say, it is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt

Posted by: Mark Twain at January 15, 2025 04:24 PM (ycI94)

327 1) What are they eating?
2) What are they drinking?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 15, 2025 04:19 PM (7fElN)

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1) Shit
2) Piss

Posted by: Miners at January 15, 2025 04:25 PM (2UnvF)

328
Very wise of him. As they say, it is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt
Posted by: Mark Twain at January 15, 2025 04:24 PM (ycI94)
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The Schiff of fools sailed long ago.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 15, 2025 04:26 PM (tT6L1)

329 He was obviously an affirmative action admit who got shuffled off into the planetarium gig because there was no way he'd make it in research.

I will give him this: he is really good at remembering stuff other people have come up with or said and restating it as if its his idea.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2025 04:26 PM (2VST1)

330 LEAKED VIDEO: Senator Adam Schiff falls asleep LIVE at Pam Bondi hearing in latest humiliation for the state of California
Posted by: redridinghood
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Pam Bondi: "WAKE UP PENCIL NECK AND PAY ATTENTION!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2025 04:26 PM (YqDXo)

331 Apparently the judge told the CNN lawyer " your credibility is about none".

Posted by: eleven at January 15, 2025 04:26 PM (fV+MH)

332 328
Very wise of him. As they say, it is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt
Posted by: Mark Twain at January 15, 2025 04:24 PM (ycI94)
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The Schiff of fools sailed long ago.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 15, 2025 04:26 PM (tT6L1)

https://youtu.be/xroRNBvvF9M

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 15, 2025 04:27 PM (ynpvh)

333
I will give him this: he is really good at remembering stuff other people have come up with or said and restating it as if its his idea.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2025 04:26 PM (2VST1)
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Credit where credit is due, Neil is quite good at sounding original while quoting others.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 15, 2025 04:27 PM (tT6L1)

334 He was obviously an affirmative action admit who got shuffled off into the planetarium gig because there was no way he'd make it in research.

I will give him this: he is really good at remembering stuff other people have come up with or said and restating it as if its his idea.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2025 04:26 PM (2VST1)
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I say this about Tyson because I had a student exactly like this.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2025 04:27 PM (YqDXo)

335 Nood.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 15, 2025 04:27 PM (PiwSw)

336 331 Apparently the judge told the CNN lawyer " your credibility is about none".
Posted by: eleven at January 15, 2025 04:26 PM (fV+MH)

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The jury is not going to be kind to CNN, I don't think.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 15, 2025 04:27 PM (GBKbO)

337 LEAKED VIDEO: Senator Adam Schiff falls asleep LIVE at Pam Bondi hearing in latest humiliation for the state of California
Posted by: redridinghood
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Pam Bondi: "WAKE UP PENCIL NECK AND PAY ATTENTION!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2025 04:26 PM (YqDXo)
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Oh please, oh please let Schiff be caught up in a pedo scandal. That would make my decade.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at January 15, 2025 04:28 PM (6K6Eu)

338 331 Apparently the judge told the CNN lawyer " your credibility is about none".

Posted by: eleven at January 15, 2025 04:26 PM (fV+MH)

Imaginary credibility...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 15, 2025 04:28 PM (ynpvh)

339 304 Hundreds of illegal miners remain trapped in South African mine months after government cut off supplies to force them out
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at January 15, 2025 04:18 PM (L/fGl)
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Two questions I really don't want to know the answer to...

1) What are they eating?
2) What are they drinking?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

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It's self sustaining
"Biosphere III"

Posted by: Gentlemen, assemble! at January 15, 2025 04:31 PM (F7zA6)

340 LEAKED VIDEO: Senator Adam Schiff falls asleep LIVE at Pam Bondi hearing in latest humiliation for the state of California
Posted by: redridinghood
......

I bet his neck is sore.

Posted by: wth at January 15, 2025 04:34 PM (v0R5T)

341 I will give him this: he is really good at remembering stuff other people have come up with or said and restating it as if its his idea.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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So are parrots.

Posted by: whig at January 15, 2025 04:47 PM (ctrM5)

342 Explosives found in Chicago South Side high-rise apartments

HVAC worker finds “I came across some C4, some explosives, a rifle, A LOT OF FAKE IDs, a lot of fireman stuff, a lot of police force stuff, it was fake”

All these illegal migrants weren’t just imported for votes and cheap labor. There are planned attacks coming.
Posted by: SMOD at January 15, 2025 04:02 PM (RHGPo)

Kinda calm about attacks in Chicago.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 16, 2025 03:02 PM (n7h9X)

343 I have no idea what the Top Gear guys are talking about when they refer to someone as a 'Yabbo'.

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Yob. Derogatory slang for lower class people.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 15, 2025 04:12 PM (BI5O2)

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