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An Old Peasant Caresses a Kitchen Maid in a Stable
David Teniers the Younger

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 1st?

Posted by: Bulg at January 16, 2025 09:30 AM (77rzZ)

2 1st

Posted by: fd at January 16, 2025 09:30 AM (vFG9F)

3 ART

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 16, 2025 09:30 AM (gbOdA)

4 Yessss!

Posted by: Bulg at January 16, 2025 09:30 AM (77rzZ)

5 All kinds of horsing around going on there.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at January 16, 2025 09:31 AM (aGVkf)

6 1st below the ad.

Posted by: fd at January 16, 2025 09:31 AM (vFG9F)

7 Kinky....

Posted by: Stateless at January 16, 2025 09:31 AM (jvJvP)

8 First?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 16, 2025 09:31 AM (J2vNu)

9 He's got a line like you wouldn't believe.

Posted by: BignJames at January 16, 2025 09:31 AM (Yj6Os)

10 Lots 'o words there.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 16, 2025 09:31 AM (Q4IgG)

11 Do they live on a pot farm?

Posted by: fd at January 16, 2025 09:31 AM (vFG9F)

12 The yellow is too stark. I needs to be Mellow Yellow.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at January 16, 2025 09:31 AM (SfhV1)

13 I saw this movie on pronhub.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2025 09:32 AM (5lxGh)

14 Is that a cat crossing the floor to the right? No home is complete without a cat.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 16, 2025 09:32 AM (J2vNu)

15 Based on the hearings yesterday, I'd make a comment about the art and some of the questioning but CBD might get pissy so you'll just have imagine my soaring wit.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 16, 2025 09:32 AM (ExV1e)

16 You know what that caressin' is gonna lead to.

Posted by: Bulg at January 16, 2025 09:32 AM (77rzZ)

17 Well now who among us hasn't done this?

(Ette's excepted)

Posted by: Tonypete at January 16, 2025 09:32 AM (WXNFJ)

18 Milk Maids are hawt!

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 16, 2025 09:32 AM (jFCkp)

19 "Caresses"? The old guy has his thumb in the girl's mouth. I'd say they know each other pretty well. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 16, 2025 09:32 AM (J2vNu)

20
She was only a stableman's daughter...

Posted by: But all the horsemen knew her at January 16, 2025 09:33 AM (dg+HA)

21 Looks like mom's caught 'em.

Posted by: BignJames at January 16, 2025 09:33 AM (Yj6Os)

22 Strange looking stable.

Posted by: dantesed at January 16, 2025 09:33 AM (Oy/m2)

23 Uh. . . ?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 16, 2025 09:34 AM (u1uWe)

24 12 The yellow is too stark. I needs to be Mellow Yellow.
--------------
They didn't have electrical bananas back then.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 16, 2025 09:34 AM (jFCkp)

25 Old peasant wife is at the door and about to kick his ass.

Posted by: huerfano at January 16, 2025 09:34 AM (DKIGo)

26 "Is that a cat crossing the floor to the right? No home is complete without a cat.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere"


all kinda pussy running around there.

Posted by: fd at January 16, 2025 09:34 AM (vFG9F)

27 I'm with Grammie. Do not like the yellow.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2025 09:34 AM (8jEeq)

28 What is that big round brown thing the girl is kneeling in front of and has her left hand resting on? It looks like a 1930s Philco radio. Threre's another one over to the left, amid the pots.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 16, 2025 09:34 AM (J2vNu)

29 >>"Caresses"? The old guy has his thumb in the girl's mouth. I'd say they know each other pretty well. . . .


#MeToo

Posted by: Lizzy at January 16, 2025 09:34 AM (u1uWe)

30 Where are the horses?

Posted by: Bulg at January 16, 2025 09:34 AM (77rzZ)

31 Looks like the peasant's wife thinks a romp in the hay with the younger woman might free her of having a husband...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 16, 2025 09:35 AM (t0Rmr)

32 Peter Pan, the Retirement Years

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 16, 2025 09:35 AM (dDmld)

33 Is that Mike Pence in a meeting with one of his staffers cause his wife is standing guard to 'witness' the exchange. Shes ready to lie on Pence behalf.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at January 16, 2025 09:35 AM (jQ+5q)

34 Cat. Therefore art adjacent = 'illustration'.

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 16, 2025 09:35 AM (5LoD7)

35 What is that big round brown thing the girl is kneeling in front of and has her left hand resting on? It looks like a 1930s Philco radio. Threre's another one over to the left, amid the pots.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 16, 2025 09:34 AM (J2vNu)


A copper kettle?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 16, 2025 09:36 AM (ExV1e)

36 This is hot!

Posted by: redridinghood at January 16, 2025 09:36 AM (NpAcC)

37 Old peasant has an anaconda.

Jeez, when did this site become a pornographic den of iniquity.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 16, 2025 09:36 AM (5v131)

38 Is this the 18th century version of Hot Mom Caught In Dryer?

Posted by: red speck at January 16, 2025 09:36 AM (0Id0S)

39 So you are sure this will make the fairies stop messing with me?

Posted by: The peasant maid letting the older guy stick his thumb in her mouth at January 16, 2025 09:36 AM (t0Rmr)

40 Old peasant wife is at the door and about to kick his ass.
Posted by: huerfano at January 16, 2025


***
Or it's the girl's mother or grandmother, and she's saying, "'bout time that girl showed an interest in men! A lot like me at that age. Hee, hee, hee!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 16, 2025 09:36 AM (J2vNu)

41 The place is a mess.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 16, 2025 09:36 AM (NpAcC)

42
"Elaine, who among us hasn't snuck into the break room to nibble on a love Newton?"
- J. Peterman

Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at January 16, 2025 09:36 AM (dg+HA)

43 >"Caresses"? The old guy has his thumb in the girl's mouth. I'd say they know each other pretty well. . . .
-------
I think his fly is open too...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 16, 2025 09:36 AM (Q4IgG)

44 You got a purty mouth.

Posted by: Peasant at January 16, 2025 09:37 AM (i0F8b)

45 The yellow is too stark. I needs to be Mellow Yellow.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at January 16, 2025 09:31 AM (SfhV1)

It's near Paris...city of light...and all that.

Posted by: BignJames at January 16, 2025 09:37 AM (Yj6Os)

46 Leave her alone

Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2025 09:37 AM (yQcm2)

47 I have a big copper kettle with a wrought iron handle just like the one on the lower left from my Grammi's house. Beautiful.

I think wifey is saying to him - "Hey! When you two are finished get back to your chores!!"

Posted by: Tonypete at January 16, 2025 09:37 AM (WXNFJ)

48 Old peasant has an anaconda.

Jeez, when did this site become a pornographic den of iniquity.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 16, 2025


***
I thought she had a sponge in her right hand . . . but it could be something else. Hmmm.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 16, 2025 09:37 AM (J2vNu)

49 Maybe the woman in the background is a matchmaker, and set up this tryst.

"He's handsome! He's young! All right, he's 62."

Posted by: Bulg at January 16, 2025 09:37 AM (77rzZ)

50 Old Peasant's wife knew he wasn't going out the check on the chicken coop again.

Posted by: red speck at January 16, 2025 09:37 AM (0Id0S)

51 You know , I misread the title as "...An Old Peasant Caresses a Kitchen Maid in a Senate". And don't tell me that never happened!

Posted by: runner at January 16, 2025 09:37 AM (g47mK)

52 14 Is that a cat crossing the floor to the right? No home is complete without a cat.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 16, 2025 09:32 AM (J2vNu)

Whoa. Deja vu.

Posted by: Neo at January 16, 2025 09:38 AM (ybSPO)

53 This was Me Too before it was a thing.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 16, 2025 09:38 AM (NR6c1)

54 Is that the wife coming 'round the bend?

Posted by: LASue at January 16, 2025 09:38 AM (lCppi)

55 43 >"Caresses"? The old guy has his thumb in the girl's mouth. I'd say they know each other pretty well. . . .
--------------
He is counting the tooth.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 16, 2025 09:38 AM (jFCkp)

56 Ewwww...that old fart..

Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at January 16, 2025 09:38 AM (DJ7uY)

57 What is that big round brown thing the girl is kneeling in front of and has her left hand resting on? It looks like a 1930s Philco radio. Threre's another one over to the left, amid the pots.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 16, 2025
*
A copper kettle?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 16, 2025


***
Could be. They look like polished wood, though.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 16, 2025 09:38 AM (J2vNu)

58 Well now who among us hasn't done this?

(Ette's excepted)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 16, 2025 09:32 AM (WXNFJ)

I've never been in a stable relationship.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 16, 2025 09:39 AM (5v131)

59 The NAT Gallery London

Full title An Old Peasant caresses a Kitchen Maid in a Stable
Artist David Teniers the Younger
Artist dates 1610 - 1690
Date made about 1650
Medium and support oil on wood
Dimensions 43.2 × 64.9 cm

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 16, 2025 09:39 AM (gbOdA)

60 1 You know , I misread the title as "...An Old Peasant Caresses a Kitchen Maid in a Senate". And don't tell me that never happened!

One penis too few for a Senate floor romp

Posted by: 18-1 at January 16, 2025 09:39 AM (t0Rmr)

61 Girl! He's not really a dentist!

Posted by: Old Lady at January 16, 2025 09:39 AM (i0F8b)

62
I've never been in a stable relationship.


Stop horsing around - I think you are just milking this for the attention

Posted by: 18-1 at January 16, 2025 09:39 AM (t0Rmr)

63 The kitty better run. Old woman about ready to go postal.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 16, 2025 09:39 AM (NpAcC)

64 When this was a real country, caressing kitchen maids in the stable was a felony.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - resident squatch expert at January 16, 2025 09:40 AM (2QL9g)

65 David Teniers the Younger made his fortune painting bawdy scenes like this one. They were popular with wealthy collectors who were proud of their own good manners compared with those ascribed to peasants (they also found the pictures amusing).

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 16, 2025 09:40 AM (gbOdA)

66 Could be. They look like polished wood, though.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 16, 2025 09:38 AM (J2vNu)

She's definitely about to polish his wood.

Posted by: Good and shiny at January 16, 2025 09:40 AM (ybSPO)

67 I've never been in a stable relationship.

Stop horsing around - I think you are just milking this for the attention
Posted by: 18-1 at January 16, 2025 09:39 AM (t0Rmr)

-----------

Keep goating me like that and I'll kick your ass.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 16, 2025 09:40 AM (dDmld)

68 Is that the wife coming 'round the bend?
Posted by: LASue at January 16, 2025 09:38 AM (lCppi)

The Bulwark boys called and said that's how we do it.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 16, 2025 09:41 AM (0g6sz)

69 Artist dates 1610 - 1690
Date made about 1650


Heh. Looks like they really didn't know the date this painting was made and said "Eff it, let's just put it at the midpoint of his life."

Posted by: Bulg at January 16, 2025 09:41 AM (77rzZ)

70 Maybe the woman in the background is a matchmaker, and set up this tryst.

"He's handsome! He's young! All right, he's 62."
Posted by: Bulg at January 16, 2025


***
Girl: "Ewww!"

Matchmaker: "He still has all his teeth and most of his hair. And thirty pounds a year."

Girl (after a moment): "You say he likes to have his thumbs kissed . . .?"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 16, 2025 09:41 AM (J2vNu)

71 >>A copper kettle?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 16, 2025 09:36 AM

Terra cotta kettle, I think.

Posted by: huerfano at January 16, 2025 09:41 AM (DKIGo)

72 Have you ever made unwanted advances on a kitchen maid in a stable???

Posted by: Maizie at January 16, 2025 09:41 AM (i0F8b)

73 Wolfus, that's a copper cauldron.

I like this. However I have to say that doesn't look like a stable. Pots and pans, wash tubs, tables and chairs... Yeh not a stable.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at January 16, 2025 09:41 AM (4XwPj)

74 Kettle and chill

Before netflix

Posted by: banana Dream at January 16, 2025 09:41 AM (Y6IkP)

75 I like this painting.

Posted by: Neil Gaiman at January 16, 2025 09:41 AM (yYROg)

76 Get the pitchfork, it's time to muck around.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 16, 2025 09:42 AM (dDmld)

77 I've never been in a stable relationship.
Posted by: BurtTC

"HayOhhhhh!!!"

Posted by: Tonypete at January 16, 2025 09:42 AM (WXNFJ)

78 38 Is this the 18th century version of Hot Mom Caught In Dryer?
Posted by: red speck

Step Mom. Geez, don't make it weird.

Posted by: PornHub at January 16, 2025 09:42 AM (JCZqz)

79 I've never been in a stable relationship.

Stop horsing around - I think you are just milking this for the attention
Posted by: 18-1 at January 16, 2025 09:39 AM (t0Rmr)

-----------

Keep goating me like that and I'll kick your ass.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 16, 2025 09:40 AM (dDmld)

Hay!!! These are not the sort of lofty comments I expect from you guys.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 16, 2025 09:42 AM (0g6sz)

80 First you milk the cow then the milk the boor....

Posted by: Advice for a kitchen maid at January 16, 2025 09:43 AM (t0Rmr)

81 He just wants to see her bewbs.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 16, 2025 09:43 AM (jFCkp)

82 I've never been in a stable relationship.
Posted by: BurtTC

"HayOhhhhh!!!"
Posted by: Tonypete at January 16, 2025


***
Loft-y aspirations

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 16, 2025 09:43 AM (J2vNu)

83 Kitchen maid recently checked her bank balance and saw how low it was.
Changed the age range on Tinder to 55+.

Posted by: Happens all the time at January 16, 2025 09:43 AM (dg+HA)

84 I've never been in a stable relationship.
Posted by: BurtTC

Well, quit stalling and find one.

Posted by: Bulg at January 16, 2025 09:43 AM (77rzZ)

85 Have you ever made unwanted advances on a kitchen maid in a stable???
Posted by: Maizie

"No Ma'am! She asked for it."

Posted by: Tonypete at January 16, 2025 09:43 AM (WXNFJ)

86 Help me step bro, err, step grandpa, I'm stuck in this copper kettle

Posted by: Before Pron Hub... at January 16, 2025 09:43 AM (t0Rmr)

87 What is she eagerly grasping in her right hand?

Posted by: banana Dream at January 16, 2025 09:44 AM (Y6IkP)

88 28 What is that big round brown thing the girl is kneeling in front of and has her left hand resting on? It looks like a 1930s Philco radio. There's another one over to the left, amid the pots.
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I think it's a pot with three feet like the central one with the ladle handle sticking out; you can see its smoke/carbon residue on its bottom. [Like a kettle calling a pot "grimy ass!"]

I think the left-side one is a demijohn [or whatever] for holding wine/spirits with its neck and stopper visible. Maybe glass and not earthenware like the pots? I think I can see the level of the liquid through the bottom fifth or so unless it's a reflection.

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 16, 2025 09:44 AM (5LoD7)

89 Upon further study, this is quite nauseating.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at January 16, 2025 09:44 AM (3weuU)

90 Very nice painting. A lot to look at to study and take in.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at January 16, 2025 09:44 AM (YSnaO)

91 That broom she's been using (I presume it's hers) has seen better days.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 16, 2025 09:45 AM (J2vNu)

92 Is that the vicar's daughter??

Posted by: joey tribbiani at January 16, 2025 09:45 AM (5LoD7)

93 David Teniers the Elder was a lech.

Posted by: But he was a smooth talker at January 16, 2025 09:45 AM (dg+HA)

94 Mr. Pancake, the only witness, was nailed to the wall.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 16, 2025 09:46 AM (WPL6O)

95 An Old Peasant Caresses a Kitchen Maid in a Stable... That's not the only place she's going to get caressed.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at January 16, 2025 09:46 AM (Q8Bj8)

96 It was a simpler time.

Posted by: Narrator at January 16, 2025 09:46 AM (i0F8b)

97 Have you ever made unwanted advances on a kitchen maid in a stable???
Posted by: Maiz


Have you ever had unwanted advances made to you? You may be entitled to compensation.
Call Dewey, Cheatum & Howe Attorneys at Law.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2025 09:46 AM (5lxGh)

98 Upon further study, this is quite nauseating.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at January 16, 2025 09:44 AM (3weuU)

I like the cat. The cat is cute.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 16, 2025 09:46 AM (0g6sz)

99 As much as I like the artist's landscapes (they remind me of his contemporary Jacob van Ruisdael, which is high praise), I really like the way he does interiors. He captures natural light to bring out rich, although not brilliant, colors in the room and artifacts. Look at those deep browns and golds. But he doesn't lose details in the darker areas. Aside form the artistry of the painting, it strongly suggests a story that the viewer can't avoid imagining. There is a playfulness in the scene highlighted by the reaction of the woman in the background. It adds to the enjoyment of the painting.

I love the Dutch artists of this period for their obvious talent as painters and for the scenes they portray.

Posted by: JTB at January 16, 2025 09:47 AM (yTvNw)

100 That broom she's been using (I presume it's hers) has seen better days.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

When we cleaned out Grampa's barns, we threw out dozens of brooms that worn down to the stubs of straw.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 16, 2025 09:47 AM (WXNFJ)

101 It's no Thomas Kinkade.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 16, 2025 09:47 AM (NpAcC)

102 Is his fly open?

Posted by: BignJames at January 16, 2025 09:48 AM (Yj6Os)

103 I guess that's his wife catching him red-handed.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at January 16, 2025 09:48 AM (BHrzb)

104 It's no Thomas Kinkade.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 16, 2025


***
Would have been interesting to see the works of his cousin, Charlie Kinkyade.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 16, 2025 09:48 AM (J2vNu)

105 Creepy.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 16, 2025 09:48 AM (PMtkd)

106 Also named "An Afternoon In a Delaware Basement".

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 16, 2025 09:48 AM (gm9Sb)

107 TOO MUCH YELLOW!!!!!

Posted by: Hunter at January 16, 2025 09:49 AM (77rzZ)

108 When we cleaned out Grampa's barns, we threw out dozens of brooms that worn down to the stubs of straw.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 16, 2025 09:47 AM (WXNFJ)


I wish I was rich enough to just throw out perfectly good straw stubs, Mr. Fancy Pants.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 16, 2025 09:49 AM (ExV1e)

109 I guess that's his wife catching him red-handed.
Posted by: Pete in Texas at January 16, 2025 09:48 AM (BHrzb)

The poor girl, probably more like brown-handed.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 16, 2025 09:49 AM (0g6sz)

110 *sigh

It's no Rothko.....

Posted by: runner at January 16, 2025 09:49 AM (g47mK)

111 Also named "An Afternoon In a Delaware Basement".
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 16, 2025


***
The girl looks a little old for Creepy Joe's tastes.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 16, 2025 09:50 AM (J2vNu)

112 Is his fly open?
Posted by: BignJames at January 16, 2025 09:48 AM (Yj6Os)


I think that's just the bottom of his shirt.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 16, 2025 09:50 AM (ExV1e)

113 Another feather in his cap.

Posted by: davidt at January 16, 2025 09:51 AM (i0F8b)

114 I wonder if Joe ever tried to get frisky with a maid? 🤮

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2025 09:51 AM (4tmpE)

115 Painting contains both cat and crone. This is High Art.

Posted by: Seal of Approval at January 16, 2025 09:52 AM (G5+As)

116 Okay, if that's a copper kettle, the item in her right hand is probably some kind of scrubber. Mr. Old Peasant With Thirty Pounds a Year* has caught her while she's scrubbing the pot clean.

(* Well, that's what he says . . .)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 16, 2025 09:52 AM (J2vNu)

117 Another feather in his cap.
Posted by: davidt at January 16, 2025 09:51 AM (i0F8b)

On the farm, having the chicken, the goat, the cow, and the kitchen maid is called "going all the way around the bases."

Posted by: BurtTC at January 16, 2025 09:52 AM (0g6sz)

118 I believe she is holding a scrubber of some sort.. perhaps a rough woven cloth folded over to scour the pots.

Upon closer inspection, the pot she is scrubbing seems to be earthenware pottery. There is an odd reflection of light along one side that looked like copper at first glance. Sorry for the misinformation, Wolfus!

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at January 16, 2025 09:53 AM (4XwPj)

119 So much symbolism! Cat, abandoned shoe, untidy , chaotic scene. She is not just a maid, she is a scullery maid, a rung or two lower than the upstairs maid. Anyone can make advances on such a person. She is obviously trying to work, and the dirty old man is making a pass - he is a louse and a lech!

Posted by: runner at January 16, 2025 09:54 AM (g47mK)

120 What is the old lady doing with her right hand? Is that the sign of the horns?

Posted by: Scarymary at January 16, 2025 09:54 AM (whIlM)

121 The pots are too thick to be copper, IMHO. And the handles too wasteful of metal. Contrast with the wire handle for the gleaming-interior copper tub at the centre.

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 16, 2025 09:54 AM (5LoD7)

122 I wonder if Joe ever tried to get frisky with a maid? 🤮
Posted by: Jane D'oh

*shifty eyes, clears throat*
Real men don't bang the hired help.

Posted by: Ahnold at January 16, 2025 09:54 AM (77rzZ)

123 No, No, No! I said polish the CROCK!

Posted by: Old Woman at January 16, 2025 09:54 AM (i0F8b)

124 Upon closer inspection, the pot she is scrubbing seems to be earthenware pottery. There is an odd reflection of light along one side that looked like copper at first glance. Sorry for the misinformation, Wolfus!

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at January 16, 2025


***
Perhaps that little white spot there is a surface chip, not a reflection.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 16, 2025 09:55 AM (J2vNu)

125 I wish I was rich enough to just throw out perfectly good straw stubs, Mr. Fancy Pants.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

We should have saved the old, empty, hanging plastic plant pots for you. There were hundreds of them.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 16, 2025 09:55 AM (WXNFJ)

126 dance is art

Anyone over 29 remember the tricky part.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkmS9tLgjDA

BIg Fig

Posted by: DaveA at January 16, 2025 09:55 AM (FhXTo)

127 No, No, No! I said polish the CROCK!
Posted by: Old Woman at January 16, 2025


***
The title David Teniers *wanted* to give the painting, but his gallery owner said no!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 16, 2025 09:56 AM (J2vNu)

128 2 copper pots, same as in town.

Posted by: DaveA at January 16, 2025 09:56 AM (FhXTo)

129 I believe she is holding a scrubber of some sort.. perhaps a rough woven cloth folded over to scour the pots.
...

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at January 16, 2025 09:53 AM (4XwPj)

Sure sure sure, but what is she SCRUBBING with that rough woven cloth folded over?

Not a pot.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 16, 2025 09:56 AM (0g6sz)

130 114 I wonder if Joe ever tried to get frisky with a maid? 🤮
Posted by:

Only if she was a pre-teen.

Posted by: Reality is no Winner at January 16, 2025 09:56 AM (pex3G)

131
So, a cartoon painted by commie Norman Rockwell's great great great great gramps.

Posted by: Auspex at January 16, 2025 09:56 AM (j4U/Z)

132 Also see the earthenware jug and two pots with built-in trivets at the far right.

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 16, 2025 09:57 AM (5LoD7)

133 Get after it Old Peasant Guy !!!

Posted by: Student of Human Moves at January 16, 2025 09:57 AM (k4bN6)

134 Slipper? I just met her!

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 16, 2025 09:57 AM (5LoD7)

135 Peasants get kitchen maids? I'm old peasant stock, where do you find these maids?

Posted by: From about That Time at January 16, 2025 09:57 AM (4780s)

136 "Umm...I was just telling her she should try Bon Ami."

- The old peasant.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 16, 2025 09:57 AM (Wnv9h)

137 This painting makes me angry. The gross old man is taking advantage of his position in order to force himself on the servant. Does anything in her body language say she's inviting or enjoying this action?

Pisses me right off.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at January 16, 2025 09:58 AM (UlRld)

138 Off, Socks.

Posted by: Bulg at January 16, 2025 09:58 AM (77rzZ)

139 Good heavens. He's touching her chin. What an inveterate prevert.

Maybe he's just consoling her over something. "Chin up. It's not all bad". Look at his body language. Arms reaching out, shoulders way back. He could just be being kind.

It's probably only the word "caress" in the title and Current Year that makes it come off as pervy.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 16, 2025 09:59 AM (+iIV1)

140 This painting makes me angry. The gross old man is taking advantage of his position in order to force himself on the servant. Does anything in her body language say she's inviting or enjoying this action?

Pisses me right off.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at January 16, 2025


***
She can bite down on his thumb and bring everything to a screeching halt if she wants.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 16, 2025 09:59 AM (J2vNu)

141 Peasants get kitchen maids? I'm old peasant stock, where do you find these maids?
Posted by: From about That Time at January 16, 2025 09:57 AM (4780s)


We are out here but we are generally referred to as wives now!

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at January 16, 2025 09:59 AM (4XwPj)

142 Alternate title:

"Joe Biden's Uncle Tempts Cannibal Maiden One Too Many Times and Is Eaten With Potatoes and Carrots in a Bechamel Sauce Later That Night"

Posted by: naturalfake at January 16, 2025 09:59 AM (iJfKG)

143 This painting makes me angry. The gross old man is taking advantage of his position in order to force himself on the servant. Does anything in her body language say she's inviting or enjoying this action?

Her eyes. Her eyes are saying yes. Or however you say yes in the local language. Oui. Ja. Whatever.

Posted by: Student of Human Moves at January 16, 2025 10:00 AM (k4bN6)

144 I have been to the Nat in London several times but never to the Smithsonian.

And I worked in DC area for almost 9 years on Navy projects.
I guess by the time work was over I just wanted to get on a plane back home.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 16, 2025 10:00 AM (gbOdA)

145 Good heavens. He's touching her chin. What an inveterate prevert. . . .

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 16, 2025


***
I'm an invertebrate punster -- spinelessly unable to resist a pun.

So slug me!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 16, 2025 10:00 AM (J2vNu)

146 "In this painting, Teniers has created screened entrances and exits for the characters in his story, like a stage set. A short wall protrudes into the space on one side, an open door on the other, with an enormous butter churn and an unlit stove flat against the wall like a painted backcloth. He has dressed the foreground with an unlikely amount of large kitchen utensils, ingeniously arranged on either side like the painted wings in a theatre. They engage the eye but also demonstrate Teniers’s skill in painting textures. A metal and glass lantern sits close to an enormous earthenware pot and a draped piece of cloth while, on the other side of the picture, a besom broom leans against a heavy wooden table with a slipware jug on it. The jug glints with the reflection of an unseen window...."

Posted by: runner at January 16, 2025 10:01 AM (g47mK)

147 "The unfortunate young woman on her knees has lost a shoe – perhaps in her efforts to scour yet another pot, but more likely startled by the unwelcome advances of the old man. This painting may be a slice of life, but it could also derive from the comic stock characters performed by companies of Italian travelling players, the commedia dell‘arte. The peasant in Teniers’ picture resembles the character Pantalone, or Pantaloon, a stupid old man with a bulbous nose and white beard. But the jaunty feather in his cap here suggests he is crafty enough to take advantage of any situation, especially one involving a woman. He sits with his legs apart, his breeches open – but empty – at the crotch, suggesting that he’s all talk and no action (a common joke in the commedia dell’arte). The comic old women were often played by male actors bundled up in female garments, but in these genre paintings they are simply made grotesque..."

Posted by: runner at January 16, 2025 10:01 AM (g47mK)

148 Also, the name sounding like "ten years the younger".... more than that, amirite, wink wink....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 16, 2025 10:01 AM (+iIV1)

149 And all you wishing well fools with your fortunes
Someone should send you a rose
With love from a friend, it's nice to hear from you again
And the storybook comes to a close
Gone are the ribbons and bows
Things to remember, places to go
Pretty maids all in a row

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 16, 2025 10:01 AM (gbOdA)

150 We should have saved the old, empty, hanging plastic plant pots for you. There were hundreds of them.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 16, 2025 09:55 AM (WXNFJ)


We could have used those to build a Tunnel of Shame at the border which illegals would be required to walk through as they were deported.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 16, 2025 10:01 AM (ExV1e)

151 Art related, sorta...

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 4h
BREAKING: Washington Post cartoonist Darrin Bell has been arrested for child pornography

https://tinyurl.com/42yymy56
screencap of charges; I wonder if he is pro- or anti-Trump???

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 16, 2025 10:01 AM (5LoD7)

152 Kamala, too, got her start by sucking old dudes' thumbs.

Posted by: Bulg at January 16, 2025 10:01 AM (77rzZ)

153 I wouldn't have gotten to where I am today had I not shoved my thumb in the mouth of servant girls. It's my signature move.

Posted by: Open W-I-D-E at January 16, 2025 10:02 AM (G5+As)

154 *borrowed from National Gallery website

Posted by: runner at January 16, 2025 10:02 AM (g47mK)

155 Thx CBD. The sexual harassment aside those yellow walls look like big blocks of cheese. Don't think I'd hang this one, too weird

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 16, 2025 10:02 AM (dR02F)

156 Caption:

"Oh...Oh, my your chin, my sweet!

Your glorious chin...mmmmm. Sooo firm, yet so supple!

Oh, yes! Oh....oooooooooohhh, yeeeeeessssss!

Yessssssssssss!!!!! Aauuuuuuuuuuugh!!!

...

Ah, well. I need to go clean up my pants now.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 16, 2025 10:02 AM (iJfKG)

157 I wouldn't have gotten to where I am today had I not shoved my thumb in the mouth of servant girls. It's my signature move.
Posted by: Open W-I-D-E at January 16, 2025


***
You stole my move!?!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 16, 2025 10:02 AM (J2vNu)

158 He sits with his legs apart, his breeches open – but empty – at the crotch, suggesting that he’s all talk and no action (a common joke in the commedia dell’arte).

Viagra Fails

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 16, 2025 10:02 AM (gbOdA)

159 Kamala, too, got her start by sucking old dudes' thumbs.

That's not my thumb.

Posted by: Willy Brown at January 16, 2025 10:03 AM (k4bN6)

160 He sits with his legs apart, his breeches open – but empty – at the crotch, suggesting that he’s all talk and no action (a common joke in the commedia dell’arte).
*
Viagra Fails
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 16, 2025


***
Guess he didn't sign up for regular deliveries of BlueChew

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 16, 2025 10:03 AM (J2vNu)

161 Maids are hot. I fucked my maid and she even had my bastard son for me even though she looked like Danny Devito in drag.

Posted by: Arnold Schwantznegger at January 16, 2025 10:04 AM (jiYtH)

162 Viagra Fails
Posted by: rhennigantx


Slowly I turn...

Posted by: Bulg at January 16, 2025 10:04 AM (77rzZ)

163 Example of Darrin Bell's "art" :

https://tinyurl.com/879zk22z

Posted by: runner at January 16, 2025 10:05 AM (g47mK)

164 So allegory of Joey Bidet and Ashley?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 16, 2025 10:05 AM (h5iVp)

165 I think the sponge in the maid's right hand was a last-minute alteration so the artist could sell it without being arrested.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at January 16, 2025 10:05 AM (wzAuc)

166 Maybe he's just consoling her over something. "Chin up. It's not all bad". Look at his body language. Arms reaching out, shoulders way back. He could just be being kind.

It's probably only the word "caress" in the title and Current Year that makes it come off as pervy.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 16, 2025 09:59 AM (+iIV1)


Apparently he's her grandfather and he's come to tell her that her whole family has died of the plague.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 16, 2025 10:05 AM (ExV1e)

167
Apparently he's her grandfather and he's come to tell her that her whole family has died of the plague.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 16, 202


***
. . . and he's not feeling so hot himself.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 16, 2025 10:06 AM (J2vNu)

168 151 Art related, sorta...

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 4h
BREAKING: Washington Post cartoonist Darrin Bell has been arrested for child pornography

https://tinyurl.com/42yymy56
screencap of charges; I wonder if he is pro- or anti-Trump???
Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 16, 2025 10:01 AM (5LoD7)

========

There's a theory some of us bandy about from time to time that what really pissed off the establishment about Trump was his pursuit of child sex rings.

I hope he and Bondi continue that work with vigor.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 16, 2025 10:07 AM (GBKbO)

169
ow

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at January 16, 2025 10:07 AM (5hfjS)

170 161 Maids are hot. I fucked my maid and she even had my bastard son for me even though she looked like Danny Devito in drag.
Posted by: Arnold Schwantznegger at January 16, 2025 10:04 AM (jiYtH)

=======

*Total Recall noises of pleasure*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 16, 2025 10:07 AM (GBKbO)

171 Old Woman at the back:

"Hey! If you're going to caress her chin-

At least pet my pussy!*




*Joke explanation for the bluenoses here: The pussy in question is the cat walking between them in the painting. See? It's the Old Lady's cat. Cat = Pussy. Geddit?

Posted by: naturalfake at January 16, 2025 10:07 AM (iJfKG)

172
"An Old Peasant Caresses a Kitchen Maid in a Stable"


THE Bill Clinton Story.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2025 10:08 AM (x0n13)

173 It's the Old Lady's cat. Cat = Pussy. Geddit?
Posted by: naturalfake at January 16, 2025 10:07 AM (iJfKG)

No telling what debauchery might go on when you start messing around with the pot.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 16, 2025 10:09 AM (+iIV1)

174 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 4h
BREAKING: Washington Post cartoonist Darrin Bell has been arrested for child pornography

https://tinyurl.com/42yymy56
screencap of charges; I wonder if he is pro- or anti-Trump???
Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 16, 2025 10:01 AM (5LoD7)


Very anti... link to example: https://tinyurl.com/mu5bxnsu+

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 16, 2025 10:09 AM (ExV1e)

175 Hamas Leader Khalil al-Haya allegedly promised another October 7 style attack during a press conference Wednesday just after a tentative ceasefire was announced, according to multiple reports.

-
He then explained, "We're evil assholes."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at January 16, 2025 10:09 AM (L/fGl)

176 Is the stable maid in the kitchen getting pestered by someone else?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 16, 2025 10:09 AM (+iIV1)

177 Would hang.

Posted by: Gref at January 16, 2025 10:10 AM (aBgBM)

178 *sigh

"Hamas: Israel struck target where female hostage was being held - report"

right, those animals murdered her; they did not provide the list of those still alive, and Israel went ahead anyway

I say fuck this stupid "deal" , kill all hamas negotiators and level the rest of Gaza

Posted by: runner at January 16, 2025 10:10 AM (g47mK)

179 Willowed

Mexican President Claudia Sheinbaum introduced an economic plan on Monday that was seemingly tailored to avoid U.S. President-elect Donald Trump’s threatened tariffs by reducing imports from China.

She also touted the USMCA trade agreement between the U.S., Mexico, and Canada as the best way to handle competition from China.

Great, great, but how about shutting down the Chinese-run fentanyl labs in your country, Ms. SHeinbaum?
Posted by: Lizzy


Saw a Joe Rogan podcast where he was talking with someone about that. The guy said Mexico/the cartels don't know what is about to hit them.

That we are about to unleash Tier 1 warfighters against the cartels.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2025 10:10 AM (5lxGh)

180 *Joke explanation for the bluenoses here: The pussy in question is the cat walking between them in the painting. See? It's the Old Lady's cat. Cat = Pussy. Geddit?
Posted by: naturalfake


Oh man, that's great! We can use that!
*scribble notes furiously*
-- Writers of Are You Being Served?

Posted by: Bulg at January 16, 2025 10:11 AM (77rzZ)

181 Stable boy ain't gonna like the old man horning in on his action.

Posted by: davidt at January 16, 2025 10:11 AM (i0F8b)

182 Creepy

Posted by: It's me donna at January 16, 2025 10:11 AM (VE6XX)

183 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 4h
BREAKING: Washington Post cartoonist Darrin Bell has been arrested for child pornography
https://tinyurl.com/42yymy56

Hopefully he can be my celly. I love black men.

Posted by: Ed Buck, democrat pervert homosexual activist at January 16, 2025 10:11 AM (jiYtH)

184 *Joke explanation for the bluenoses here: The pussy in question is the cat walking between them in the painting. See? It's the Old Lady's cat. Cat = Pussy. Geddit?
Posted by: naturalfake at January 16, 2025 10:07 AM (iJfKG)

I got it. Believe me, I got this one.

Posted by: Mrs. Slocumbe at January 16, 2025 10:11 AM (89Sog)

185 He then explained, "We're evil assholes."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at January 16, 2025 10:09 AM (L/fGl)

But yes, by all means, let's put on our fucking suits and ties and Sit At The Table with these fucking pathogens and Hammer Out A Deal (c)(tm)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 16, 2025 10:12 AM (+iIV1)

186 There's a theory some of us bandy about from time to time that what really pissed off the establishment about Trump was his pursuit of child sex rings.

What was the name of that program he had the Marshals working on to find children that Biden ended on day 1?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 16, 2025 10:12 AM (ExV1e)

187 That we are about to unleash Tier 1 warfighters against the cartels.

==

we are ? cartels are same as hamas savages, they torture film the torture and then kill their victims. American should leave Mex ASAP.

Posted by: runner at January 16, 2025 10:12 AM (g47mK)

188 *Americans

Posted by: runner at January 16, 2025 10:12 AM (g47mK)

189 Old Woman at the back:

"Hey! If you're going to caress her chin-

At least pet my pussy!*




*Joke explanation for the bluenoses here: The pussy in question is the cat walking between them in the painting. See? It's the Old Lady's cat. Cat = Pussy. Geddit?
Posted by: naturalfake



Well! I never!
Posted by: Mrs. Slocombe

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2025 10:12 AM (5lxGh)

190 Would hang the old peasant.

Posted by: Scarymary at January 16, 2025 10:13 AM (whIlM)

191 Haven't been to Mexico for ages for a reason.

Posted by: runner at January 16, 2025 10:13 AM (g47mK)

192 No matter how much you hate them….never enough.

Yahoo has a story today essentially justifying the United CEO murder. You see, United overcharged some cancer patients for drugs. So that asshole had it coming.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 16, 2025 10:14 AM (AMcpv)

193 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 5h
BREAKING - Israel accuses Hamas of 'reneging' on parts of Gaza deal

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 4h
BREAKING - Gaza rescuers say 73 killed in Israeli strikes since ceasefire deal announced
====
Gee? Who knew Hamas had trained mice as First Aid workers and, I guess, seagulls for Air Evac.

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 16, 2025 10:14 AM (5LoD7)

194 192 No matter how much you hate them….never enough.

Yahoo has a story today essentially justifying the United CEO murder. You see, United overcharged some cancer patients for drugs. So that asshole had it coming.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 16, 2025 10:14 AM (AMcpv)

========

That's not possible.

The ACA fixed healthcare and it's better than ever in America.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 16, 2025 10:15 AM (GBKbO)

195 So Bibi says no deal ? I'm glad in a way...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 16, 2025 10:15 AM (VE6XX)

196 *Joke explanation for the bluenoses here: The pussy in question is the cat walking between them in the painting. See? It's the Old Lady's cat. Cat = Pussy. Geddit?
Posted by: naturalfake


Oh man, that's great! We can use that!
*scribble notes furiously*
-- Writers of Are You Being Served?
Posted by: Bulg at January 16, 2025 10:11 AM (77rzZ)


Those thievin' bastards!!!*



* Joke Explanation for the Credulous - they had a time machine and came all the way from 1972 just to steal my joke!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at January 16, 2025 10:15 AM (iJfKG)

197 #193
Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 4s
BREAKING - Hamas warns continuing Israeli 'aggression' endangers hostages

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 16, 2025 10:16 AM (5LoD7)

198 Good morning, Hordelings!

Don't think I'd hang this one. Don't hate it, but I certainly don't love it.

Posted by: Doof at January 16, 2025 10:16 AM (gEQYA)

199 107 TOO MUCH YELLOW!!!!!
Posted by: Hunter at January 16, 2025 09:49 AM (77rzZ)

------

ISWYDT

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 16, 2025 10:17 AM (PMtkd)

200 How do you negotiate with people who want to kill you? Not just want to kill you because hey why not. Want to kill you because that is their one and only mission in life.

Negotiating means you give up something and the other side gives up something. So Israel negotiating means they agree to what? Hamas only gets to kill 50% of Israelis?

The fact Trump doesn’t get this or worse doesn’t care is not a good sign.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 16, 2025 10:17 AM (AMcpv)

201 Food!

Posted by: Bulg at January 16, 2025 10:17 AM (77rzZ)

202 Israel War Room @IsraelWarRoom 2m
Joint IDF and ISA Announcement:
Overnight, with the direction of IDF and ISA intelligence, the IAF struck and eliminated Muhammad Hasham Zahedi Abu Al-Rus, a Nukhba terrorist who infiltrated into Israel on October 7th, 2023, and participated in the massacre at the Nova Music Festival.

In other joint IDF and ISA activities over the last day, the IAF conducted strikes on approximately 50 terror targets across the Gaza Strip, including Hamas and Islamic Jihad terrorists, military compounds, weapons storage facilities, launch posts, weapons manufacturing sites, and observation posts.

Prior to the strikes, numerous steps were taken to mitigate the risk of harming civilians and civilian infrastructure, including the use of aerial surveillance, precise munitions, and additional intelligence.

The Hamas terrorist organization continues to exploit the civilian population for its terror attacks against the State of Israel in violation of international law. The IDF will continue to operate against the threat of these terrorist organizations.

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 16, 2025 10:17 AM (5LoD7)

203 Stupid of Israel to not insist on the list of those alive, and not a step forward, believing hamas that they just don't know ! WTF Bibi.

Posted by: runner at January 16, 2025 10:18 AM (g47mK)

204 That's not possible.
The ACA fixed healthcare and it's better than ever in America.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 16, 2025 10:15 AM (GBKbO)

I saw the other day that senator asshole from Vermont was going on and on about how the poor, dumb people of Vermont had to pay high health insurance premiums while assaulting Pam Bondi sexually with his eyes.

Hahahahaha...hope and change baby! Hope and change!

Posted by: Barack Mugabe, Fag at January 16, 2025 10:18 AM (jiYtH)

205 I can usually appreciate the Art Thread, even when I know CBD is snickering in the background, but it's hard to be upbeat knowing that 200 valuable Hunter Biden originals have gone up in smoke. Future generations of art lovers hardest hit.

Posted by: Arts and Farces at January 16, 2025 10:18 AM (G5+As)

206 Food!
Posted by: Bulg at January 16, 2025 10:17 AM (77rzZ)


Howdy Glub!

Posted by: Doof at January 16, 2025 10:18 AM (gEQYA)

207 should leave Mex ASAP.
Posted by: runner at January 16, 2025 10:12 AM (g47mK)

ASAP meaning immediately after detecting the spike in share prices of companies that manufacture tattoo removal equipment.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 16, 2025 10:19 AM (+iIV1)

208 The WEF is chock-full of pedos.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 16, 2025 10:19 AM (ZmEVT)

209 To give you all an insight why a "Republican" from the deep red part of red Texas wins the TX House Speaker with Dem votes:
Lubbock votes 70%+ for the R but is stacked to the gills with Nanny State Republicans.

Example A) Alcohol sales weren't allowed inside city limits until barely 10 years ago--you had to drive up to 20 miles to get even a 6 pack of beer.
They defeated votes to repeal it for decades by 1) scheduling the vote when the college students were on summer break, 2) hiring big name nationwide speakers to come campaign in all the churches against it (Church of Christ, especially), 3) placing voting locations in as many churches as they could.

Example B) Some little runt went around complaining that public smoking inflamed his asthma, so the county voted some 65%+ to ban all smoking in both bars and restaurants.

Example C) They had a Republican mayor a few back that 1) introduced red light cameras, 2) enforced an old ban on dildos being sold, 3) arrested male review dancers on ladies night at a club. That guy was a f'ing double R--Retarded Republican.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 16, 2025 10:20 AM (PHvvD)

210 How was Hunter Biden able to get fire insurance?

Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 16, 2025 10:20 AM (ZmEVT)

211 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 4s
BREAKING - Hamas warns continuing Israeli 'aggression' endangers hostages
Posted by: andycanuck

Were I to be elected your King, His Majesty would decree to His Flag level staff that if there are any pieces of building or bad guys left that are larger than one foot, it would have been better had they never have been born.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 16, 2025 10:20 AM (WXNFJ)

212 >>>190 Would hang the old peasant.

"They said you was hung!"
"And they was right!"

Posted by: red speck at January 16, 2025 10:20 AM (0Id0S)

213 >208 The WEF is chock-full of pedos.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 16, 2025 10:19 AM (ZmEVT)

It takes a village to groom a child...

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 16, 2025 10:21 AM (NgqoH)

214 Is that Biden's official presidential portrait?

Posted by: Bud Norton at January 16, 2025 10:21 AM (6cOMd)

215 204 I saw the other day that senator asshole from Vermont was going on and on about how the poor, dumb people of Vermont had to pay high health insurance premiums while assaulting Pam Bondi sexually with his eyes.

Hahahahaha...hope and change baby! Hope and change!
Posted by: Barack Mugabe, Fag at January 16, 2025 10:18 AM (jiYtH)

=======

I said it 9 years ago when Obama left office, but Obama's legacy is going to steadily decline over time to become one of the least regarded, Democrat presidents by historians.

Sure, historians have a massive pro-Democrat bias, so they'll never put him below, say, Reagan, but he'll end up below Carter at some point.

Why? Because his administration was trash. The one big thing was the ACA which didn't work and ended up being a massive payoff to insurance companies. His foreign policy was terrible. His presidency led to the rise of Trump.

The consensus will end up being, "Not very effective. His signature legislation hit some unforeseeable bumps after passage to prevent glorious success. But he spoke well. Better than Reagan."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 16, 2025 10:22 AM (GBKbO)

216 Israel War Room @IsraelWarRoom 6h
#BREAKING: @IsraeliPM’s Office: Hamas is reneging on explicit understandings reached with mediators and Israel, creating a last-minute crisis to extort further concessions.

Israel will not set a date for a cabinet meeting until mediators confirm Hamas has fully agreed to all terms of the deal.

#UPDATE: Israel’s government sent this devastating message to hostage families following Hamas’s barbaric manipulation and coercion:

“In recent hours, Hamas has introduced demands that blatantly violate the agreement reached with mediators.

As of now, the deal remains unresolved, and the negotiation team is continuing its efforts to secure a solution.”

Hamas’s psychological terror deepens the pain of innocent families waiting for their loved ones.

Israel War Room @IsraelWarRoom 5h
Hamas adds demands, stalling hostage negotiations.

The Prime Minister’s Office said that Hamas is demanding the right to dictate the identity of released prisoners, violating a clause granting Israel veto power over the release of high-profile terrorists.

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 16, 2025 10:22 AM (5LoD7)

217 >>210 How was Hunter Biden able to get fire insurance?


I read somewhere this week that he was "renting" his $15k/month Malibu home, and that the American People were good enough to rent another $15k/mo home next door for his Secret Service protectors.

So nice of us.

Posted by: red speck at January 16, 2025 10:22 AM (0Id0S)

218 On Inauguration Day, please feature some Hunter Biden art in this space

Posted by: jeff at January 16, 2025 10:23 AM (ZiwLX)

219 161 Maids are hot. I fucked my maid and she even had my bastard son for me even though she looked like Danny Devito in drag.
Posted by: Arnold Schwantznegger

Was that wrong?
Should I not have done that?

Posted by: Costanza defense at January 16, 2025 10:23 AM (dg+HA)

220 203 Stupid of Israel to not insist on the list of those alive, and not a step forward, believing hamas that they just don't know ! WTF Bibi.
Posted by: runner at January 16, 2025 10:18 AM (g47mK)

It’s not Bibi. Trump forced this shit sandwich of a deal o yo Israel.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 16, 2025 10:24 AM (AMcpv)

221 Y'all realize that CBD had French Toast for breakfast this morning, right?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 16, 2025 10:24 AM (yuVjX)

222 The Prime Minister’s Office said that Hamas is demanding the right to dictate the identity of released prisoners, violating a clause granting Israel veto power over the release of high-profile terrorists.

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I want all hell to break loose, per DJT's assurance. Is that ok?

Posted by: runner at January 16, 2025 10:24 AM (g47mK)

223 Moments before the Old Peasant's wife stabs him with a pitchfork. Had a cat, though.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle for festive little hats at January 16, 2025 10:24 AM (hUvnA)

224 Ben Shapiro has a rational analysis of the deal over at Israel National News.


https://www.israelnationalnews.com
/news/402357

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 16, 2025 10:24 AM (rgoSo)

225 Let’s just be real. The hostages are dead. This is just bullshit tactics by Hamas to buy time.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 16, 2025 10:25 AM (AMcpv)

226 The consensus will end up being, "Not very effective. His signature legislation hit some unforeseeable bumps after passage to prevent glorious success. But he spoke well. Better than Reagan."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 16, 2025 10:22 AM (GBKbO)


Now...now hold on a minute. Uh...I, uh,.....now....now....uh

Hold on a minute....yes...I...I-i-i-i....hold on....

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama Commenting on TJM's Comment Without a Working Teleprompter at January 16, 2025 10:26 AM (iJfKG)

227
Obligatory Band Maid music video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uds7g3M-4lQ

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 16, 2025 10:26 AM (FoIOl)

228 She was only the stableman's daughter, but all the horsemen knew her.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 16, 2025 10:26 AM (mn5+t)

229 she looked like Danny Devito in drag.

More like Ernest Borgnine.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle for festive little hats at January 16, 2025 10:26 AM (hUvnA)

230 Has Biden's Dog weighed in on the "deal" yet? I'd be interested in hearing his take.

Posted by: Bulg at January 16, 2025 10:26 AM (77rzZ)

231 Has Biden's Dog weighed in on the "deal" yet? I'd be interested in hearing his take.
Posted by: Bulg at January 16, 2025 10:26 AM (77rzZ)

Probably thinks the deal is crap.

Posted by: runner at January 16, 2025 10:26 AM (g47mK)

232 > I read somewhere this week that he was "renting" his $15k/month Malibu home, and that the American People were good enough to rent another $15k/mo home next door for his Secret Service protectors.
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IIRC this is the same house he was "confined to" when going though rehab a couple years ago. His Secret Service detail was housed next door. Yet, he somehow managed to still do drugs and perv like any other day.

It was alleged one (or more) of the Secret Service was drug running for him.

And, yea, taxpayers paid for it all.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 16, 2025 10:26 AM (Q4IgG)

233 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around Dang
Dang. Kinda creepy but old dude is about to get his ass kicked.goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 16, 2025 10:27 AM (W/lyH)

234 That's avery busy picture. Lots of stuff going on.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 16, 2025 10:27 AM (NUdiI)

235 More like Ernest Borgnine.


*shudder*
-- Zombie Ethel Merman

Posted by: Bulg at January 16, 2025 10:27 AM (77rzZ)

236 This painting belongs in a "Gentlemen's" club. In the dimly lit hallway that leads to the restroom.

Posted by: Not that I would know at January 16, 2025 10:27 AM (dg+HA)

237 224 Ben Shapiro has a rational analysis of the deal over at Israel National News.
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Maybe "former deal" now, CBD.

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 16, 2025 10:27 AM (5LoD7)

238 228 She was only the stableman's daughter, but all the horsemen knew her.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat

See #20.

Posted by: Been there done that at January 16, 2025 10:29 AM (dg+HA)

239 Fittingly, the broadcast ended with a long, beeping sound—symbolizing the death of the Biden presidency.
________

From a review of Biden's farewell address.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 16, 2025 10:29 AM (YPSb3)

240 Ben Shapiro has a rational analysis of the deal over at Israel National News.
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Maybe "former deal" now, CBD.

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 16, 2025 10:27 AM


I just heard on the radio that the deal is most likely off due to Israeli airstrikes that happened in the last few hours.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 16, 2025 10:30 AM (Rcnd3)

241 This isn't a popular opinion, but.

Men do often take advantage of women. They do things and say things and get away with shit because they can. And if a young woman calls them out, and tells them to knock it off, she gets a world of hassle. It happens all the time.

That's what is so very dishonest about the whole tranny bullshit. Those men are simply forcing women to bow down to them once again. They have no fucking idea what it's like to be a girl, to be a young woman..... to have to navigate your way through school and employment and dating. Women still have to learn their "place." And men telling us they can magically become women is repulsive and insulting.

Sorry. This shit makes my blood boil.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at January 16, 2025 10:30 AM (csT1u)

242 I just heard on the radio that the deal is most likely off due to Israeli airstrikes that happened in the last few hours.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 16, 2025 10:30 AM (Rcnd3)

Hamas reneged on the deal yesterday.

Posted by: runner at January 16, 2025 10:31 AM (g47mK)

243 *Fittingly, the broadcast ended with a long, beeping sound—symbolizing the death of the Biden presidency.*

Another grim milestone for the Biden - Emhoff administration.

Posted by: Sadly at January 16, 2025 10:31 AM (dg+HA)

244 No Swamp Loyalists: Trump Says He Has No Interest in Hiring Anyone Who Worked for Koch, Bolton, Pence, the Cheneys, Haley, Ryan, Romney, or Milley in His America-First Administration

Posted by: SMOD at January 16, 2025 10:32 AM (RHGPo)

245 We weigh the importance of the lives of the currently held hostages without considering that they themselves are the weight pushing down the other side of the scale from all the previous dithering and bullshit over the last half of a century.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 16, 2025 10:32 AM (+iIV1)

246 Fittingly, the broadcast ended with a long, beeping sound—symbolizing the death of the Biden presidency.


Flatline:
Beep beep beep beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2025 10:32 AM (5lxGh)

247 I just heard on the radio that the deal is most likely off due to Israeli airstrikes that happened in the last few hours.
Posted by: Mister Scott

That's what Hamass will claim but there are many reasons why the IDF went ahead with the strikes - none of which have to do with the virtue and honestly of Hamas.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 16, 2025 10:33 AM (WXNFJ)

248 I just heard on the radio that the deal is most likely off due to Israeli airstrikes that happened in the last few hours.
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Links quoted above about that from 6 hours ago to just, then but not now, 4 seconds ago!

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 16, 2025 10:33 AM (5LoD7)

249 So Big Mike's not going to the inaug....is she gonna' let Barry go?

Posted by: BignJames at January 16, 2025 10:34 AM (Yj6Os)

250 I'm not what you're playing when you sit down with Hamas to negotiate any kind of deal.

Posted by: 11th Dimensional Chess at January 16, 2025 10:34 AM (k4bN6)

251 Fittingly, the broadcast ended with a long, beeping sound—symbolizing the death of the Biden presidency.


Flatline:
Beep beep beep beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Posted by: rickb223

Captain Pike has entered the chat.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 16, 2025 10:34 AM (WXNFJ)

252 NATIONAL NOTHING DAY - January 16

The observance was created as a day to provide Americans with one National Day when they can just sit without celebrating, observing or honoring anything

Posted by: SMOD at January 16, 2025 10:35 AM (RHGPo)

253 OT, that kid on the airline being taught a lesson for kicking the seat, can't see where the kid's learned anything yet. It's time to turn around and slug him.

Posted by: From about That Time at January 16, 2025 10:35 AM (RjdSJ)

254 The Prime Minister’s Office said that Hamas is demanding the right to dictate the identity of released prisoners, violating a clause granting Israel veto power over the release of high-profile terrorists.


Israel SHOULD release any terrs Hamass wants.

Dead. Just like the Israeli hostages.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2025 10:35 AM (5lxGh)

255 249 So Big Mike's not going to the inaug....is she gonna' let Barry go?
Posted by: BignJames


Any word on Malaria or Sasquatch?

Posted by: Cooter Brown at January 16, 2025 10:36 AM (G5+As)

256 I just heard on the radio that the deal is most likely off due to Israeli airstrikes that happened in the last few hours.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 16, 2025 10:30 AM (Rcnd3)

many of us have been saying since the beginning that Hamas would find a reason to kill any agreement at the last minute - just like they have done the last 19 negotiations. I believe Netanyahu knows this, which is why he is free to offer outrageous concessions that look terrible - no matter how good they are, Hamas will kill the deal.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 16, 2025 10:36 AM (wyMQY)

257 Breaking: DeSantis to announce Rubio Senate seat pick on Fux News right now. Or at least hinting at it by discussing the America First criteria he's using.

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 16, 2025 10:37 AM (5LoD7)

258 DeSantis appoints Ashley Moody to fill Rubio's senate seat.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 16, 2025 10:37 AM (NpAcC)

259 Dead. Just like the Israeli hostages.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2025 10:35 AM (5lxGh)

Release them. Right out the back of a cargo plane, 10k feet above their biggest nest.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 16, 2025 10:37 AM (+iIV1)

260 See the influence of Joe Biden and Anthony Blinken on the peace deal.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 16, 2025 10:37 AM (Aqu9a)

261 “When I watch this tonight, I remain astonished that he, his family and other people around him thought he could ever run for another term.” said Jennings. “There’s no way he could serve another six months, much less another four years,” he continued.

Posted by: SMOD at January 16, 2025 10:38 AM (RHGPo)

262 FL Attorney-General to be new Senator. Ashley Moody.

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 16, 2025 10:38 AM (5LoD7)

263 This paves the way for Byron Donalds to run for governor.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 16, 2025 10:38 AM (NpAcC)

264 It's all theater.

Everybody is going to claim they agreed to a deal.

Everybody is going to claim the other side broke the deal.

Everybody is going to claim they tried.

Posted by: davidt at January 16, 2025 10:39 AM (i0F8b)

265 We don't want to be anywhere near that nasty place!

Posted by: Maliqua and Sashiqua at January 16, 2025 10:39 AM (dg+HA)

266 Beep beep beep beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Posted by: rickb223

Captain Pike has entered the chat.
Posted by: Tonypete


I know I'm going to hell.
We had a convict in 83 or 84 who had a DNR.
We watched him flatline. I asked the doctor if we could do it over to watch it again.

Doc was not amused. I didn't GAS. I told the doctor to have more concern over his victims than him.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2025 10:39 AM (5lxGh)

267 Chip Roy Warns That Republicans Will Break Migration Promises if Voters Stay Silent

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"It's because they're pussies," he explained.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at January 16, 2025 10:40 AM (L/fGl)

268 NATIONAL NOTHING DAY - January 16

Well, crap, it was my Dad's birthday. Why don't we make it Grandpa Meanie Day? He was a good dude.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 16, 2025 10:40 AM (YIxO9)

269 "Dirty old man." And as the story unfolded, the wife ruins the kitchen maid to save face and punish him.

I would pass hanging (it, not him). Thanks, I guess.

There's a theme of sorts this week? Could it be, 'Memories of the Bs?'

Posted by: L - When will we hit rock bottom? Not today at January 16, 2025 10:40 AM (NFX2v)

270 Kitchen Maid makes old Peasant men wish for younger days.

'Cause she's a brick . . . house.
She's mighty, mighty
Lettin' all hang out.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 16, 2025 10:41 AM (Aqu9a)

271 We never miss an opportunity to miss an opportunity.

Posted by: Hamas at January 16, 2025 10:41 AM (dg+HA)

272 DeSantis picks Ashley Moody, 38th Attorney General of Florida, to replace Marco Rubio in Senate

Posted by: SMOD at January 16, 2025 10:41 AM (RHGPo)

273 New Senate selection sounds good

Posted by: Grammie's phone at January 16, 2025 10:41 AM (SfhV1)

274 I've heard of irrational numbers but this seems to be irrational biology.

Jeffries: House GOP Bill Banning Biological Men from K-12 Women’s Sports Will Unleash Predators on Kids

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at January 16, 2025 10:41 AM (L/fGl)

275 268 NATIONAL NOTHING DAY - January 16

Well, crap, it was my Dad's birthday. Why don't we make it Grandpa Meanie Day? He was a good dude.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 16, 2025 10:40 AM (YIxO9)
******
Have a Fig Newton. Happy birthday to your dad!

Posted by: redridinghood at January 16, 2025 10:42 AM (NpAcC)

276 DeSantis waited till Rubio's confirmation is assured. Good.

Posted by: runner at January 16, 2025 10:43 AM (g47mK)

277 268 To Grandpa Meanie Day! 🥂

Posted by: L - When will we hit rock bottom? Not today at January 16, 2025 10:44 AM (NFX2v)

278 Rhe Deal.
Hmmmm
If anyone has ever haggled with a Turkish carpet merchant, you can begin to see how Hamas does a Deal.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 16, 2025 10:45 AM (W/lyH)

279 Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu on Thursday postponed a cabinet meeting expected to endorse the Gaza ceasefire deal after terrorist group Hamas pressed for additional last-minute demands.

Besides calling for the release of several of its top terrorists from Israeli prisons, Hamas is also demanding an Israeli withdrawal from the 9-mile-long Philadelphi Corridor, a major terrorist supply-line between Gaza and Egypt.

“Hamas made new last-minute demands regarding the Philadelphi corridor moments before they told Qatari mediators they agreed to the hostage-ceasefire deal,” the Jerusalem Post reported.

Posted by: SMOD at January 16, 2025 10:46 AM (RHGPo)

280 NATIONAL NOTHING DAY - January 16

The observance was created as a day to provide Americans with one National Day when they can just sit without celebrating, observing or honoring anything
Posted by: SMOD at January 16, 2025 10:35 AM (RHGPo)


That's stupid. Who would make something about "nothing"??

- Jerry Seinfeld

Posted by: Doof at January 16, 2025 10:46 AM (gEQYA)

281 So Trump invited the "President" of Tik Tok to the Inauguration ? I don't understand why Trump doesn't want it shut down ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 16, 2025 10:46 AM (VE6XX)

282 >>Jeffries: House GOP Bill Banning Biological Men from K-12 Women’s Sports Will Unleash Predators on Kids


The guy from the 'Drag Queen Story Hour' party is saying normal K-12 Boys = predators, that that transgirls will be unprotected if they have to go in boy's locker rooms, boy's bathrooms, and play on boy's sports teams.

Alrighty! Who's being toxic now, eh?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 16, 2025 10:47 AM (u1uWe)

283 We never miss an opportunity to miss an opportunity.
Posted by: Hamas at January 16, 2025 10:41 AM (dg+HA)

I know this is a common zing line, but it's founded on the premise that they want what we call "opportunities". The leaders do just fine overall. They roll in dollars, and their kids to western countries for school, and barely step foot in the hellhole they've created. The people don't give a fuck, they barely have functioning frontal lobes. No one has any interest in Being a Good and Functioning Country. Fucking up peace deals *is* their victory condition. Driving the masses into poverty so they can suck dollars and euros out of the World Comyooonity's rancid dick is their victory condition. Giving their idiots pictures of "dead" fellow idiots or actually dead Jews is their victory condition.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 16, 2025 10:48 AM (+iIV1)

284 242 I just heard on the radio that the deal is most likely off due to Israeli airstrikes that happened in the last few hours.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 16, 2025 10:30 AM (Rcnd3)

Hamas reneged on the deal yesterday.

Posted by: runner at January 16, 2025 10:31 AM (g47mK)

I gave it 5 hours.

Not the first rodeo...

Posted by: Stateless at January 16, 2025 10:48 AM (jvJvP)

285 It was apparent to most that any "deal" that was being negotiated by the junta (Blinken) with Israel and Hamas was likely more convoluted than reported.

It's no surprise it's probably dead.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 16, 2025 10:50 AM (Q4IgG)

286 Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 16, 2025 10:48 AM (+iIV1)


Well said.

Posted by: Bulg at January 16, 2025 10:50 AM (77rzZ)

287 >>Chip Roy Warns That Republicans Will Break Migration Promises if Voters Stay Silent

But also, that Republicans will break migration promises if they are vocal "whacko birds," too. They will also break promises if they elect a GOP POTUS who makes building a wall and deporting all illegals his top priority.


Because the GOP wants open borders, and screw the American public, their own voters in particular, for wanting something else.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 16, 2025 10:51 AM (u1uWe)

288 Ol' dude lubs him some titty ...

Posted by: Dr_No at January 16, 2025 10:51 AM (ayRl+)

289 It was to be a three-stage deal.

It stunk.

Posted by: L - When will we hit rock bottom? Not today at January 16, 2025 10:51 AM (NFX2v)

290 Have said it before, Hamas and Gaza do not need to be brought to the negotiating table, they need to be friggin' conquered. This is total war. End it, totally.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 16, 2025 10:51 AM (W/lyH)

291 Wait... so you're gonna have to use the boys' locker room? But you don't want to get harassed and beat up by the other boys?

Yeah. I did too, freaknuts. Wouldn't that have been nice?

Fuck off, ya creeps.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 16, 2025 10:52 AM (+iIV1)

292 Kremlin spokesman Dmitry Peskov on Thursday declined to comment on a report by Bloomberg about limited talks between Russia and Ukraine in Qatar on protecting nuclear facilities from attacks.

Posted by: SMOD at January 16, 2025 10:52 AM (RHGPo)

293 It's almost as if Israel (and/or the USA) knows they can offer any terms to Hamas, no matter how lopsided in Hamas' favor, and it won't matter because these rancid goatfuckers will renege no matter what.

Unlike many here, I wasn't sour on the proposed deal because it accomplished what Israel (and the USA) most wanted -- getting the hostages back -- while leaving room for further foot to ass.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at January 16, 2025 10:53 AM (iFTx/)

294 Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal 5h
🚨 WASHINGTON POST CARTOONIST ARRESTED FOR CSAM POSSESSION

Darrin Bell, the Pulitzer Prize-winning cartoonist behind 'Candorville' and 'Rudy Park,' has been arrested in California after authorities discovered 134 videos of child sexual abuse material (CSAM), including AI-generated content - a first under California’s new law.

The investigation began when 18 files were uploaded to an online platform, leading law enforcement to Bell’s home.

He is now being held on $1 million bail, with a court appearance set for tomorrow.

Bell, who made history in 2019 as the first African American journalist to win the Pulitzer for Editorial Cartooning, has long been praised for tackling issues like racism and social justice.

Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 2h
They kept the wrong cartoonist.

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 16, 2025 10:54 AM (5LoD7)

295 If anyone has ever haggled with a Turkish carpet merchant, you can begin to see how Hamas does a Deal.
Posted by: Diogenes

Heh. I never got the carpet mania that the people stationed in Sinop got. Those huge things just seemed like a giant hassle to me.

Posted by: Bulg at January 16, 2025 10:54 AM (77rzZ)

296 Israel's dealings with hamas is a preview of what the USA might have to face when Trump takes on the cartels. Those fkng savages are just like hamastanias - subhuman and bloodthirsty, they worship death.

Posted by: runner at January 16, 2025 10:54 AM (g47mK)

297 I honestly would not be surprised if they literally were putting shit in the water in these hellholes to make all the people retarded and dehumanized.

It was probably the pilot program for everywhere else, come to think of it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 16, 2025 10:54 AM (+iIV1)

298 @ 19 "Caresses"? The old guy has his thumb in the girl's mouth. I'd say they know each other pretty well. . . .
_______________________________________

Maybe he's just checking her teeth to see how old she really is ... ? Or maybe she has a 'thumb fetish' ... or maybe she can't tell the diff'rents anymore.

Posted by: Dr_No at January 16, 2025 10:54 AM (ayRl+)

299 So Trump invited the "President" of Tik Tok to the Inauguration ? I don't understand why Trump doesn't want it shut down ?
Posted by: It's me donna at January 16, 2025 10:46 AM (VE6XX)


1. TikTok helped him more than Harris in the election.
2. The law requiring its sale is of questionable Constitutionality.
3. The young people aren't happy about it.
4. TikTok isn't really the problem it's made out to be. The BS that goes on there would just go on somewhere else.

These are just guesses.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 16, 2025 10:54 AM (ExV1e)

300 >>>>Jeffries: House GOP Bill Banning Biological Men from K-12 Women’s Sports Will Unleash Predators on Kids


And let's be clear, as is so often the case with the Left, the trans activists refused any compromise, such as having gender neutral bathrooms, etc. in schools. They insisted full access to the opposite biological sex's facilities, period.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 16, 2025 10:54 AM (u1uWe)

301 Sorry. This shit makes my blood boil.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage


Well, you're not wrong...but on the other hand, how many of the measures to "protect" women instead were weaponized against men? In a sense this is the most logical turn of the wheel, wrongs begetting wrongs which beget new wrongs.

It's almost as if--get this--whoever comes up with these ideas has zero understanding of human nature. Or perhaps they do and their intentions are not benign. Hard to tell the difference at times, honestly.

Posted by: Brother Tim, Keeper of the Tim Continuum at January 16, 2025 10:56 AM (OUMaO)

302 You can’t just sling paint on canvas and claim it was worth $30,000,000 ; Insurance doesn’t work like that.

And they wouldn’t let you chuck it in the closet at the crackhouse. Crackhead is an idiot. The Atlantic might think his “art” is good, but they aren’t going to reimburse him.

The people destroying the Insurance industry don’t know how it works. Not even a little. Barky famously tried to submit a stolen car claim on his liability-only policy.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 16, 2025 10:56 AM (A4BvX)

303 This is just my opinion.

Israel should builda pen, chain link fence with 20' height, razor wire at the top. Lethal high amp DC voltage wires about 8' up in the inside. Large enough to hold all the 10/7 terrorists.

Stick the terrorists in there, then pull back about 2k. Set up a BRIGADE FIRE FOR EFFECT TIME ON TARGET of 155mm artillery for that pen. Tell the Hamasholes to release all prisoners, remains, and so called other guests within 30 minutes.

At minute 31, unleash the king of battle, and roll through gaza. Any resistence is met with full lethal force.

Stop this pussy footing around with barbarians.

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 16, 2025 10:56 AM (MsrgL)

304 >>Jeffries: House GOP Bill Banning Biological Men from K-12 Women’s Sports Will Unleash Predators on Kids

I'd like to see Jeffries try and explain the logic behind this one without waving his hands around.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2025 10:57 AM (LkLld)

305 Unlike many here, I wasn't sour on the proposed deal because it accomplished what Israel (and the USA) most wanted -- getting the hostages back -- while leaving room for further foot to ass.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at January 16, 2025 10:53 AM (iFTx/)


It also demonstrated Israel as being "reasonable" in an effort to throw a monkey wrench into the reported upcoming UN fuckery.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 16, 2025 10:57 AM (ExV1e)

306 Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal 5h
🚨 WASHINGTON POST CARTOONIST ARRESTED FOR CSAM POSSESSION

Darrin Bell, the Pulitzer Prize-winning cartoonist behind 'Candorville' and 'Rudy Park,' has been arrested in California after authorities discovered 134 videos of child sexual abuse material (CSAM), including AI-generated content - a first under California’s new law.


Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 16, 2025 10:54 AM (5LoD7)
____________

Odds he's a fag and these were young boys? High.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at January 16, 2025 10:57 AM (iFTx/)

307 Ma is just walking in. I see a rolling pin to the noggin in the near-future.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 16, 2025 10:57 AM (CwhoI)

308 Is this Ashley Moody a good replacement for Rubio in the senate? DeSantis' pick.

Posted by: lizabth at January 16, 2025 10:58 AM (Jfw7U)

309 Heh. I never got the carpet mania that the people stationed in Sinop got. Those huge things just seemed like a giant hassle to me.
Posted by: Bulg at January 16, 2025 10:54 AM (77rzZ)


Sinop was hicksville to the Turks. Very rural. All the local.farms.would teach their young girls how to weave the carpets. The craftsmanship was astounding.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 16, 2025 10:58 AM (W/lyH)

310 48 Old peasant has an anaconda.

Jeez, when did this site become a pornographic den of iniquity.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 16, 2025

***
I thought she had a sponge in her right hand . . . but it could be something else. Hmmm.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 16, 2025 09:37 AM (J2vNu)

Yeah, and with his thumb in her mouth...
$20, same as in town...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 16, 2025 10:58 AM (ynpvh)

311 Darrin Bell, the Pulitzer Prize-winning cartoonist behind 'Candorville' and 'Rudy Park,' has been arrested in California after authorities discovered 134 videos of child sexual abuse material (CSAM), including AI-generated content - a first under California’s new law.

I thought the courts had ruled that AI content could not be banned as no actual children were harmed.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 16, 2025 10:58 AM (ExV1e)

312 DeSantis Announces Florida AG Ashley Moody Will Take Marco Rubio’s Senate Seat.

Posted by: runner at January 16, 2025 10:58 AM (g47mK)

313 Bob Ueker has died.

Posted by: Grammie's phone at January 16, 2025 10:59 AM (SfhV1)

314 Damn - Bob Uecker died. RIP.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 16, 2025 10:59 AM (CwhoI)

315 >>Jeffries: House GOP Bill Banning Biological Men from K-12 Women’s Sports Will Unleash Predators on Kids

The predators are easier to shoot when they come out of hiding.

Posted by: Roy at January 16, 2025 10:59 AM (z+ik4)

316 Can't be biden, she's too old.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2025 10:59 AM (VwHCD)

317 314 Damn - Bob Uecker died. RIP.

But, he finally got his seat in the front row.

Posted by: Roy at January 16, 2025 11:00 AM (z+ik4)

318 Resist the Mainstream@ResisttheMS
Joe Scarborough says he never saw Biden's cognitive decline.
The MSBNC host insisted, "He was as sharp as anyone I’ve spoken to..."

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Well, you live at MSNSDAP so . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at January 16, 2025 11:00 AM (L/fGl)

319 Unlike many here, I wasn't sour on the proposed deal because it accomplished what Israel (and the USA) most wanted -- getting the hostages back -- while leaving room for further foot to ass.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at January 16, 2025 10:53 AM (iFTx/)

It also demonstrated Israel as being "reasonable" in an effort to throw a monkey wrench into the reported upcoming UN fuckery.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 16, 2025 10:57 AM (ExV1e)
_________

Yea, and it borrowed some time to get Shitpants Biden and that appalling self-gasser Blinken out the fucking door. Trump will obviously take a much harder line with Hamas than these two shitrats.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at January 16, 2025 11:00 AM (iFTx/)

320 The old lady in the doorway is saying, he has a small dick

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 16, 2025 11:00 AM (WF/xn)

321 here is sample of her work :

"In 2021, amid the COVID-19 pandemic, Moody sued the federal government and the CDC for instituting requirements that cruise ships require 95% of cruise passengers to be fully vaccinated to sail".

Posted by: runner at January 16, 2025 11:00 AM (g47mK)

322 318 Resist the Mainstream@ResisttheMS
Joe Scarborough says he never saw Biden's cognitive decline.
The MSBNC host insisted, "He was as sharp as anyone I’ve spoken to..."

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Perfect example of "you are the five people you hang out with."

Dim wits got to dim wit.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 16, 2025 11:01 AM (PMtkd)

323 318 Resist the Mainstream@ResisttheMS
Joe Scarborough says he never saw Biden's cognitive decline.
The MSBNC host insisted, "He was as sharp as anyone I’ve spoken to..."

-
Well, you live at MSNSDAP so . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at January 16, 2025 11:00 AM (L/fGl)

Exactly.
In The Land of The Blind, The One-Eyed Man is King. In this case not only blind, but tone-deaf and retarded.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 16, 2025 11:01 AM (ynpvh)

324 If it wasn't an old poor peasant but some hot, young, rich stud all this whining about "creepiness" would never have happened.

Posted by: 50 Shades made millions for a reason at January 16, 2025 11:01 AM (ybSPO)

325 322 318 Resist the Mainstream@ResisttheMS
Joe Scarborough says he never saw Biden's cognitive decline.
The MSBNC host insisted, "He was as sharp as anyone I’ve spoken to..."

-------

Perfect example of "you are the five people you hang out with."

Dim wits got to dim wit.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 16, 2025 11:01 AM (PMtkd)

And mass hangings...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 16, 2025 11:02 AM (ynpvh)

326 U nas yest' NOOD.

Posted by: Bulg at January 16, 2025 11:02 AM (77rzZ)

327 Moody seems pretty MAGA. and pretty excited about it.

Posted by: Grammie's phone at January 16, 2025 11:02 AM (SfhV1)

328 @321 nice! I see she also supported a case that Texas brought re: 2020 election shenanigans. So she is one of THOSE...excellent.

Posted by: lizabth at January 16, 2025 11:03 AM (Jfw7U)

329 I like this. However I have to say that doesn't look like a stable. Pots and pans, wash tubs, tables and chairs... Yeh not a stable.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at January 16, 2025 09:41 AM (4XwPj)


Those aren't everyday pots, they are too big, probably stashed in the outbuilding between rendering down the odd pig or making sausage and potted meats.
Or that is where the maid does the washing.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 16, 2025 11:03 AM (D7oie)

330
Perfect example of "you are the five people you hang out with."

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 16, 2025 11:01 AM (PMtkd)

Uh oh.

That means I'm my wife, my dog, my truck, Factorio, and.... you Morons.

I guess that actually makes sense.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 16, 2025 11:03 AM (+iIV1)

331 Kitchen Maid>>> Kitchen Aide?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 16, 2025 11:04 AM (ynpvh)

332 Oh! The Pulitzer prize winning kiddie fucker got busted.

Yeah, no. His cartoons are vile. Just Like Him. I wonder if there’s any connection? Nah, couldn’t be.
Why do these entities think lowering standards to be more “inclusive” will not ruin the value? “Nobel Prize” for Physics or Medicine, pretty cool. Pseudo-intellectual quacks, not too much.

Notice “News” articles will identify someone as a College Professor.

Professor of what, you don’t say. There is a reason for that.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 16, 2025 11:04 AM (A4BvX)

333 Perfect example of "you are the five people you hang out with."

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 16, 2025 11:01 AM (PMtkd)

That would make me nobody at all.

Posted by: Recluse at January 16, 2025 11:05 AM (ybSPO)

334 282. The guy from the 'Drag Queen Story Hour' party is saying normal K-12 Boys = predators, that that transgirls will be unprotected if they have to go in boy's locker rooms, boy's bathrooms, and play on boy's sports teams.

Posted by: Lizzy

Or, unfortunately it's not unusual for kids to bedevil kids perceived to be different and/or competitors, and the Drag Queen story hour guy recalled some movies (though none concerned transgender).

My Body Guard, 1980; Lucas, 1986, etc.

Posted by: L - When will we hit rock bottom? Not today at January 16, 2025 11:07 AM (NFX2v)

335 >>Or, unfortunately it's not unusual for kids to bedevil kids perceived to be different and/or competitors, and the Drag Queen story hour guy recalled some movies (though none concerned transgender).


I get that. But Jeffries is mighty comfortable smearing all K-12 boys as predators. He didn't claim the transkids now might get bullied -- he said this "unleashes predators."

As the mom of a boy, I find this incredibly offensive. I have had enough of the Left smearing all boys as "toxic" and rapists by default, and now "predators."

Posted by: Lizzy at January 16, 2025 11:11 AM (u1uWe)

336 Jeffries: House GOP Bill Banning Biological Men from K-12 Women’s Sports Will Unleash Predators on Kids
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at January 16, 2025 10:41 AM (L/fGl)

Saggy-tit AOC was quacking the same talking point yesterday. It doesn't even come remotely close to making sense.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2025 11:18 AM (8zz6B)

337 Heh. I never got the carpet mania that the people stationed in Sinop got. Those huge things just seemed like a giant hassle to me.
Posted by: Bulg at January 16, 2025 10:54 AM (77rzZ)

and they don't fly worth shit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2025 11:21 AM (8zz6B)

338 335. I get that. But Jeffries is mighty comfortable smearing all K-12 boys as predators. He didn't claim the transkids now might get bullied -- he said this "unleashes predators."

As the mom of a boy, I find this incredibly offensive. I have had enough of the Left smearing all boys as "toxic" and rapists by default, and now "predators."
Posted by: Lizzy

I get that, too, Lizzy. (Have dealt with it for a long time, even having roundabout threats from law when I've gone in defense. A lot of young men bear this heavy burden unnecessarily & for a long time. It's so unfair, causes damage, uncertainty. It makes parenting all the more difficult, I think, and it can wreck relationships.)

I can only believe that the large majority of time it's just one more thing to make us underdogs and more obedient. The latter is not my strong suit. I doubt it yours. Hang in there; I've gotten the sense for sometime that you're a great, responsive mom. Best of luck to your son, too.

Posted by: L - When will we hit rock bottom? Not today at January 16, 2025 12:32 PM (NFX2v)

339 148 Also, the name sounding like "ten years the younger".... more than that, amirite, wink wink....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 16, 2025 10:01 AM (+iIV1)

; )

Posted by: m at January 16, 2025 12:46 PM (VnUSN)

340 Sexual harrassment?

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