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Prumpday Cafe

vallonpontdarc.jpg
Pont d'arc, France
apparently this is near those caves with
all the prehistoric paintings


Back dat ass up, sweetie.

Baby has his first crush.

Smooth criminal.

Here's a bunch of things I could do if I felt like it.

MMA action.

Icebreaker.

Flood rescue.

Fire rescue.

Hockey has Rink Girls?

Feed a fox one day, and then...

Posted by: Ace at 07:35 PM




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1 Meep meep!

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at January 14, 2025 07:34 PM (O/8il)

2
Yoo hoo!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 14, 2025 07:34 PM (dxSpM)

3 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2025 07:35 PM (fwDg9)

4
You doing shower remodels, Nurse?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 14, 2025 07:35 PM (dxSpM)

5 So like flying squirrels

Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2025 07:36 PM (fwDg9)

6 I love that dog video of the mom watching her pups rescued.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at January 14, 2025 07:38 PM (b294k)

7 Me?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle for festive little hats at January 14, 2025 07:38 PM (8gc1F)

8 On the Icebreaker video, the rolling stock is not period-correct for the locomotive.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at January 14, 2025 07:39 PM (a3Q+t)

9 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 14, 2025 07:40 PM (WXNFJ)

10 Thanks for the nood

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 14, 2025 07:41 PM (mzM2O)

11
I thought everyone knew about rink girls at hockey games. Pray, upon what planet do you reside, sir?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 14, 2025 07:41 PM (dxSpM)

12 Heh. That little guy at Hooter's is going to be just fine.

Posted by: Paco at January 14, 2025 07:42 PM (mADJX)

13 A quote for our time:

"I believe in that old adage that 'as goes California, so goes the country'."

-- Kamala Harris

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 14, 2025 07:43 PM (a3Q+t)

14 Appears one of the wing suit dudes bought it on the way down. At about 1:00 in.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 14, 2025 07:44 PM (GTqXr)

15 JT has received his tablet and will be back amongst the comments soon.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 14, 2025 07:44 PM (0wWvl)

16 Square.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 14, 2025 07:44 PM (dR6yv)

17
Heh. That little guy at Hooter's is going to be just fine.
Posted by: Paco at January 14, 2025 07:42 PM (mADJX)

_________

Moron in the making.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 14, 2025 07:44 PM (dxSpM)

18 Haha. The kid at hooters is doing the sign language sign for milk.

Posted by: DPICM at January 14, 2025 07:44 PM (M2VUX)

19 If chicks at the rodeo are buckle bunnies, what are chicks at Hockey games?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 14, 2025 07:44 PM (mzM2O)

20
JT has received his tablet and will be back amongst the comments soon.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 14, 2025 07:44 PM (0wWvl)

__________

Huzzah! Thank you, Ben Had, for being such a good friend to JT.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 14, 2025 07:45 PM (dxSpM)

21 JT has received his tablet and will be back amongst the comments soon.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 14, 2025 07:44 PM (0wWvl)

Good news.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 14, 2025 07:45 PM (dR6yv)

22 Our own Werner Herzog did a 3D documentary of the caves near Pont d'arc. I haven't seen it, but just found out about it whilst looking up the natural bridge.

Posted by: haffhowershower at January 14, 2025 07:46 PM (NMT5x)

23 Boy, that rink girl is sure one lovely, corn-fed young lady.

Posted by: Paco at January 14, 2025 07:46 PM (mADJX)

24 15 JT has received his tablet and will be back amongst the comments soon.
Posted by: Ben Had at

This is the BEST news!

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at January 14, 2025 07:46 PM (Q+DUH)

25 13 A quote for our time:

"I believe in that old adage that 'as goes California, so goes the country'."

-- Kamala Harris
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 14, 2025 07:43 PM (a3Q

As Wichita Falls, so falls Wichita Falls. - Pat Metheny

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 14, 2025 07:46 PM (mzM2O)

26 "Hockey has Rink Girls?"

For quite a while. Lots of 'em. All in pretty good shape, too. Healthy elbows.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at January 14, 2025 07:47 PM (aXxgO)

27 I wonder what the life insurance rates are for those wingsuiters.

Posted by: Tuna at January 14, 2025 07:47 PM (oaGWv)

28 Hockey rink girl

couldn't figure out what team
not NHL, I think
also: wow

Posted by: Don Black at January 14, 2025 07:47 PM (AOsQT)

29 Yay JT!

Posted by: Grammie's phone at January 14, 2025 07:47 PM (SfhV1)

30 "This is a very valuable feeling in the world."

Dusty in here.

Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at January 14, 2025 07:47 PM (hDGNI)

31 Looks like a blue wingsuit went "splat"!

Posted by: Tuna at January 14, 2025 07:49 PM (oaGWv)

32 On the boat home. It's chilly out on the water. Grey and cloudy. No sunset this evening.

Please pray for President Trump. He needs a cloak of protection to shield him from those who want him dead.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at January 14, 2025 07:49 PM (Q+DUH)

33 "Making friends with baby bear and big bears."

So not really out of control, just cute.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at January 14, 2025 07:50 PM (aXxgO)

34 Looks like a suicide cult, in their gay robes.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2025 07:51 PM (lH8E4)

35 Hockey rink girl

couldn't figure out what team
not NHL, I think
also: wow
Posted by: Don Black


The ads on the boards are in Cyrillic, so in Soviet Russia, team identifies you.

Posted by: mikeski at January 14, 2025 07:51 PM (DgGvY)

36 I like that the guy dances in front of hot chicks but looks like he has a thing for cops too.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 14, 2025 07:52 PM (D6PGr)

37 4
You doing shower remodels, Nurse?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 14, 2025 07:35 PM (dxSpM)

I am.
Todays Bath Systems on Facebook Meta advertising...

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at January 14, 2025 07:53 PM (jQ+5q)

38
Please pray for President Trump. He needs a cloak of protection to shield him from those who want him dead.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at January 14, 2025 07:49 PM (Q+DUH)

Often during the day. Also for JD Vance and their families and friends and cabinet.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 14, 2025 07:53 PM (gi+MR)

39 4
You doing shower remodels, Nurse?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 14, 2025 07:35 PM (dxSpM)

Mhmm I'm thing drone with a flame thrower attachment could pick off two or three

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at January 14, 2025 07:54 PM (jQ+5q)

40 21 JT has received his tablet and will be back amongst the comments soon.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 14, 2025 07:44 PM (0wWvl)

Hurray!!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 14, 2025 07:54 PM (OX9vb)

41 5 So like flying squirrels
Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2025 07:36 PM (fwDg9)

Bah!

Posted by: Rocket J. Squirrel at January 14, 2025 07:54 PM (QAkQ3)

42 Hadrian,
No, but you're advertising for knee pain patches.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at January 14, 2025 07:54 PM (0Ivlr)

43 MMA action.

I think the duck is going to be disqualified for pulling at the cat's ears. Also for biting.

Or do MMA rules allow biting for species with no arms to punch with?

Posted by: mikeski at January 14, 2025 07:56 PM (DgGvY)

44 Hadrian,
No, but you're advertising for knee pain patches.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage

On my tablet you are doing the advertising nurse. LOL

Posted by: Tuna at January 14, 2025 07:56 PM (oaGWv)

45 JT has received his tablet and will be back amongst the comments soon.
Posted by: Ben Had

We need a bird feeder status report much more often!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 14, 2025 07:56 PM (KSdhC)

46 35 Hockey rink girl

couldn't figure out what team
not NHL, I think
also: wow
Posted by: Don Black

The ads on the boards are in Cyrillic, so in Soviet Russia, team identifies you.
Posted by: mikeski at January 14, 2025 07:51 PM (DgGvY)

Natasha Zamboni?

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 14, 2025 07:57 PM (QAkQ3)

47 I think the duck is going to be disqualified for pulling at the cat's ears. Also for biting.

Or do MMA rules allow biting for species with no arms to punch with?
Posted by: mikeski

If the duck is levied a fine, he'll just put it on his bill.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 14, 2025 07:57 PM (WXNFJ)

48 She is advertising auto insurance now.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 14, 2025 07:58 PM (dR6yv)

49 47 I think the duck is going to be disqualified for pulling at the cat's ears. Also for biting.

Or do MMA rules allow biting for species with no arms to punch with?
Posted by: mikeski

If the duck is levied a fine, he'll just put it on his bill.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 14, 2025 07:57 PM (WXNFJ)

You guys a quacking me up...

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 14, 2025 07:58 PM (QAkQ3)

50 My cat Penny is snoring quite loudly while snoozing on the cat tree next to my desk.

I always find that adorable.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 14, 2025 07:58 PM (BpYfr)

51 JT has received his tablet and will be back amongst the comments soon.
Posted by: Ben Had


Most welcome news! Thanks for the update, BH.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 14, 2025 07:58 PM (mH6SG)

52 Fire Rescue made me reconsider today’s state of humanity. Damn.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 14, 2025 07:59 PM (D6PGr)

53 50 My cat Penny is snoring quite loudly while snoozing on the cat tree next to my desk.

I always find that adorable.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 14, 2025 07:58 PM (BpYfr

By law you're required to boop the nose.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 14, 2025 07:59 PM (mzM2O)

54 Tampa not only has rink girls they have some smoking cheerleaders.

Years ago when Tampa was in the playoffs the Lightning set up a giant screen on St Pete beach for some away games and the cheerleaders entertained the crowd. That was nice.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 14, 2025 08:00 PM (LkLld)

55 38
Please pray for President Trump. He needs a cloak of protection to shield him from those who want him dead.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at January 14, 2025 07:49 PM (Q+DUH)

Often during the day. Also for JD Vance and their families and friends and cabinet.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 14, 2025 07:53 PM

Things look under control no?

Almost 8,000 soldiers bussed in for Trump’s ‘peaceful transition
Troops reinforce 25,000 police, a fleet of drones and 30 miles of fences as Washington DC locks down for presidential inauguration
https://tinyurl.com/3cz5wp6f


Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at January 14, 2025 08:00 PM (jQ+5q)

56 I half expected the wing suit video to end with them all lying on top of one another at the bottom of the cliff like a stack of pancakes.

Posted by: Toad-0 at January 14, 2025 08:00 PM (cct0t)

57 That fire rescue, they're pulling on the doors while bracing their feet on the guard rail which is holding the doors shut.

Posted by: davidt at January 14, 2025 08:02 PM (i0F8b)

58 Or do MMA rules allow biting for species with no arms to punch with?
Posted by: mikeski at January 14, 2025 07:56 PM


Penguins get you with their projectile pooping. That's why they're banned.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 14, 2025 08:02 PM (a3Q+t)

59 Nurse is advertising premium wood jigsaw puzzles now.

Posted by: Tuna at January 14, 2025 08:02 PM (oaGWv)

60 Or do MMA rules allow biting for species with no arms to punch with?
Posted by: mikeski at January 14, 2025 07:56 PM


/bares teeth

Posted by: Michelle Fields at January 14, 2025 08:03 PM (i0F8b)

61 Russian ginger rink girl...mmmm

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 14, 2025 08:05 PM (ufFY8)

62 I half expected the wing suit video to end with them all lying on top of one another at the bottom of the cliff like a stack of pancakes.
Posted by: Toad-0


These dopes are the reason mothers can no longer ask their kids "And if all your friends jumped off a bridge, would you too?"

Posted by: mikeski at January 14, 2025 08:05 PM (DgGvY)

63 That fire rescue, they're pulling on the doors while bracing their feet on the guard rail which is holding the doors shut.
Posted by: davidt
--------

Once the andrenaline pump turns on, actions are unpredictable, and what oftens seems the best action (instinct) isn't.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 14, 2025 08:06 PM (XeU6L)

64 That fire rescue, they're pulling on the doors while bracing their feet on the guard rail which is holding the doors shut.
Posted by: davidt


So it's a parable for California?

Posted by: mikeski at January 14, 2025 08:07 PM (DgGvY)

65 By law you're required to boop the nose.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 14, 2025 07:59 PM (mzM2O)
--
She woke up as soon as I finished my earlier comment. She sensed I was talking about her...

Now she's whining about going into my bedroom...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 14, 2025 08:07 PM (BpYfr)

66 A tad off topic, but I haz to get my rant on.

Caught about 30 seconds of the liberal mellon head interviewing Tammy Duckbill or whatever her name is on PBS. She was ripping on Pete and has concerns. Really Senator Duckbill? After 4 years of lying Slo-Jo and the brainless cameltoe slurp queen doing their best to ruin The Country, the libs have concerns? Why do we taxpayer's even partially fund this drivel?

Posted by: Lloyd Loar at January 14, 2025 08:09 PM (Ea+Az)

67 I don’t care what they did. They put themselves in real danger to rescue that old woman and kept going back even after being blown back by the fire. And were successful. Damn right heroes.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 14, 2025 08:10 PM (D6PGr)

68 That fire rescue, they're pulling on the doors while bracing their feet on the guard rail which is holding the doors shut.
Posted by: davidt

It's the thought that counts.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 14, 2025 08:10 PM (WXNFJ)

69

SEC is suing Elon Musk?

WTH?

Posted by: four seasons at January 14, 2025 08:10 PM (3ek7K)

70 >>>Hockey has Rink Girls?

Nice! and lol at the background music.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 14, 2025 08:10 PM (klJTj)

71 Trannies in th Bathroom

by the English Beat

Trannies in the bathroom, see my dick,
My dangling balls will make you sick.
Traumatizing girls gives me a thrill
I can masturbate while on the toilet.

(Saxophone solo)

Trannies in the bathroom, it begins
Next you know they’ll wear your skin.
America ha lost its mind
Drifting into mental illness.

Posted by: zombie at January 14, 2025 08:10 PM (pMi6S)

72 Natasha Zamboni?
Posted by: Romeo13


With thighs like that, she can shovel my driveway anytime.

If you know what I mean..... because I don't.

Posted by: mikeski at January 14, 2025 08:11 PM (DgGvY)

73 Rink girl clearly doesn't skip leg day.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 14, 2025 08:11 PM (Wnv9h)

74 Pro dog/wolf/fox tip of the day.
Always smell pack members butt then follow the winner to dinner....

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at January 14, 2025 08:12 PM (jQ+5q)

75 >>>Feed a fox one day, and then...

We're here for the free government cheese.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 14, 2025 08:12 PM (klJTj)

76 Rink girls ? I thought JackStraw and browndog were watching hockey for the sport.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 14, 2025 08:12 PM (0wWvl)

77
Not a bad day. We have a Chromebook and two tablets that Her Majesty were complaining did not work. Naturally, this is my fault, even though i don't use them and I'm responsible for getting figuring it out.

Turns out that all three were suffering from nothing more than extremely dead batteries. As in, they required a couple of hours of charging just to get them to read 0%. Your humble servant resuscitated them, got them going and laboriously updated.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 14, 2025 08:13 PM (dxSpM)

78 That rink girl has some Crystal Gayle hair going on.

And if you don't know who that is, get off my lawn.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 14, 2025 08:13 PM (FnmkP)

79 Oh, and when I played goal in high school, we called them Puck Bunnies.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 14, 2025 08:15 PM (FnmkP)

80 SEC is suing Elon Musk?

WTH?
Posted by: four seasons at January 14, 2025 08:10 PM (3ek7K)

SEC trying to get him before they are replaced. Claim he didn’t disclose his 5% ownership in Twitter before he bought them. I distinctly remember reading Musk owned a significant amount of shares before he made the effort to purchase them outright.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 14, 2025 08:16 PM (D6PGr)

81 After the hero muscle men and women failed the rescue old Pop comely walked over and broke the glass. He may have used the spring loaded lil tool that shatters tempered glass.
One for the Boomers! Plus he was wearing a garbage mans vest...

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at January 14, 2025 08:17 PM (jQ+5q)

82 I just watched Goon for the first time last night on Tubi.

He couldn’t have been that bad of a skater. Maybe not good but definitely not that bad.

It was a good movie though.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 14, 2025 08:18 PM (D6PGr)

83 Yeah, rink girl has skater legs to the power of dancer legs.

Definite watermelon smasher.

Posted by: eleven at January 14, 2025 08:19 PM (fV+MH)

84 Russian ginger rink girl...mmmm

She looks like she can turn coal into diamond with those thighs.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 14, 2025 08:19 PM (xCA6C)

85 After the hero muscle men and women failed the rescue old Pop comely walked over and broke the glass. He may have used the spring loaded lil tool that shatters tempered glass.
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It!

Years ago a old, grizzled told me "When you only have 10 seconds to act, spend 8 of it thinking."

Posted by: Tonypete at January 14, 2025 08:19 PM (WXNFJ)

86 Yeah, rink girl has skater legs to the power of dancer legs.

Definite watermelon smasher.
Posted by: eleven at January 14, 2025 08:19 PM (fV+MH)

Speed Skater legs.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 14, 2025 08:19 PM (D6PGr)

87
French leftist theatre opens its doors to 250 migrants for a free program and conference. After the show, they refused to leave. The theatre is now facing bankruptcy.

https://tinyurl.com/mw9j2k8k

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 14, 2025 08:20 PM (dxSpM)

88 "Speed Skater legs.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth "

That's it!

Posted by: eleven at January 14, 2025 08:21 PM (fV+MH)

89 More bum arson just now near Hansen dam "homeless encampment". Too close to an apartment complex.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle for festive little hats at January 14, 2025 08:24 PM (8gc1F)

90
LA tells residents not to wear cloth or paper masks, as they do not filter smoke and ash. No, really.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 14, 2025 08:24 PM (dxSpM)

91 https://tinyurl.com/mw9j2k8k
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 14, 2025 08:20 PM (dxSpM)

Saw the story this morning, just read it now.
Pretty messed up.
But, France and godless commies, so...

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 14, 2025 08:26 PM (ufFY8)

92 LA tells residents not to wear cloth or paper masks, as they do not filter smoke and ash. No, really.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 14, 2025 08:24 PM (dxSpM)
----
But they work so well to filter out miniscule COVID particles...

/sarc

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 14, 2025 08:29 PM (BpYfr)

93 LA tells residents not to wear cloth or paper masks, as they do not filter smoke and ash. No, really.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 14, 2025 08:24 PM (dxSpM)

Public comment at the LA City Clowncil was lit AF today.

Mr. Herman, Spindler, and Three Inch Shrimp told it like it is, and Audit LA also gave it to them. Another guy (forget his name) was also spot on, telling the council they were full of shit.

Smoke N Scan covered the proceedings.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 14, 2025 08:30 PM (ufFY8)

94 76 Rink girls ? I thought JackStraw and browndog were watching hockey for the sport.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 14, 2025 08:12 PM (0wWvl)

I'm a man of many interests Ben ...

***tips cap***

Posted by: browndog has an eye for the finer things in life at January 14, 2025 08:30 PM (TTAGa)

95 French leftist theatre opens its doors to 250 migrants for a free program and conference. After the show, they refused to leave. The theatre is now facing bankruptcy.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Paris's Socialist-led council, which owns the building [...] has called for the government to deal with the problem

The bistro next to the 19th century venue [...] has reported €30,000 in lost revenue so far. 'They are ruining my business,' the manager Elia, herself the daughter of Algerian migrants, told The Times.

The migrants all claim to be under age 18, meaning they would be considered unaccompanied minors and given the right to be housed and assisted by local authorities.


Too bad it's the middle of January; my field of f--ks is buried under a foot of snow.

Posted by: mikeski at January 14, 2025 08:30 PM (DgGvY)

96 14 Appears one of the wing suit dudes bought it on the way down. At about 1:00 in.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 14, 2025 07:44 PM (GTqXr)

It's bright blue though, not matching any of the jumpers in the video. Could be the chute though, I guess.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at January 14, 2025 08:32 PM (lg881)

97 Ok, I need someone to put me some leather knowledge:

Insty has a thing shilling for some 'suede' boots on amazon. However they are shiny. Looking up the definition of suede, it IS supposed to be fuzzy, napped finish- not smooth then. Is smooth, shiny leather 'patent' or is that something different again?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2025 08:33 PM (bss/y)

98 Named after the Paris park they previously occupied, the protest group described the theatre occupation as a focal point for their 'antiracist and anticolonial struggle'.

Native Africans occupying a theater in France are "anti-colonial."

Huh.

Posted by: mikeski at January 14, 2025 08:33 PM (DgGvY)

99
The migrants all claim to be under age 18, meaning they would be considered unaccompanied minors and given the right to be housed and assisted by local authorities.

_________

Once in his shop a workman wrought,
With languid hand and listless thought,
When through the open window's space,
Behold, a camel thrust his face!
"My nose is cold," he meekly cried;
"Oh, let me warm it by thy side!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 14, 2025 08:34 PM (dxSpM)

100
Since no denial word was said,
In came the nose, in came the head:
As sure as sermon follows text,
The long and scraggly neck came next;
And then, as falls the threatening storm,
In leaped the whole ungainly form.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 14, 2025 08:34 PM (dxSpM)

101
Aghast, the owner gazed around,
And the rude invader frowned,
Convinced, as closer still he pressed,
There was no room for such a guest;
Yet more astonished, heard him say,
"If thou art troubled, go away,
For in this place I choose to stay."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 14, 2025 08:35 PM (dxSpM)

102
O, youthful hearts for gladness born,
Treat not this Arab lore with scorn!
To evil habits' earliest wile
Lend neither ear, no glance, nor smile.
Choke the dark fountain ere it flows,
Nor e'en admit the camel's nose.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 14, 2025 08:35 PM (dxSpM)

103 Evenin’, All.

Posted by: Bulg at January 14, 2025 08:35 PM (77rzZ)

104 13 A quote for our time:

"I believe in that old adage that 'as goes California, so goes the country'."

-- Kamala Harris
Posted by: Duncanthrax
---

Not anymore sweetie.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 14, 2025 08:36 PM (CAYVp)

105 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 14, 2025 08:13 PM

You don't get much help from your counterpart. I feel bad for you sometimes.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 14, 2025 08:38 PM (mH6SG)

106 Ok, I need someone to put me some leather knowledge:

Insty has a thing shilling for some 'suede' boots on amazon. However they are shiny. Looking up the definition of suede, it IS supposed to be fuzzy, napped finish- not smooth then. Is smooth, shiny leather 'patent' or is that something different again?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2025 08:33 PM (bss/y)

You are correct. I checked the ad. Six of the boot selections is suede. Two are the smooth leather.

Posted by: Tuna at January 14, 2025 08:39 PM (oaGWv)

107 Wait nurse is modeling in the shower? What?

Posted by: blaster at January 14, 2025 08:39 PM (QfvaV)

108 Wow, Hadrian, you are quite the poet.

Posted by: Bulg at January 14, 2025 08:41 PM (77rzZ)

109 admit the camel's nose.

Is that what the kids are calling it now?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle for festive little hats at January 14, 2025 08:41 PM (8gc1F)

110 That's a lotta foxes

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2025 08:42 PM (2VST1)

111 Good evening deplorables

The forecasted 1" of snow ended up being 8", and has successfully been blown off the driveway. Climate change happens fast.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 14, 2025 08:42 PM (8AONa)

112
You don't get much help from your counterpart. I feel bad for you sometimes.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 14, 2025 08:38 PM (mH6SG)

_________

I ain't complaining. Somebody's got to do it. May as well be me.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 14, 2025 08:42 PM (dxSpM)

113 admit the camel's nose.

Is that what the kids are calling it now?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism


Means you're on the way to the hump.

Posted by: mikeski at January 14, 2025 08:43 PM (DgGvY)

114 109 admit the camel's nose.

Is that what the kids are calling it now?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle for festive little hats at January 14, 2025 08:41 PM (8gc1F)

I believe that is 'just the tip', but was probably uttered first somewhere in Mesopotamia sometime around 6000 BC.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2025 08:43 PM (bss/y)

115 antiracist = white genocide

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle for festive little hats at January 14, 2025 08:43 PM (8gc1F)

116 Named after the Paris park they previously occupied, the protest group described the theatre occupation as a focal point for their 'antiracist and anticolonial struggle'.

Native Africans occupying a theater in France are "anti-colonial."

Huh.
Posted by: mikeski


Well, since France gave all its colonial possessions to... the posessions themselves... there aren't any Frenchmen in those former colonies for the protestors to harass.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 14, 2025 08:44 PM (hB7mE)

117 "Not anymore sweetie.
Posted by: Braenyard"

Cali spent it's political capital.

People are leaving. That used to be unthinkable.

Only the Obama wing thinks that anymore.

Posted by: eleven at January 14, 2025 08:44 PM (fV+MH)

118 So Prumpday = Pre-Hump Day?

Posted by: Bulg at January 14, 2025 08:45 PM (77rzZ)

119 It's like John Bolton thinking he's still relevant with that silly mustache.

Posted by: eleven at January 14, 2025 08:45 PM (fV+MH)

120 >>>The migrants all claim to be under age 18, meaning they would be considered unaccompanied minors and given the right to be housed and assisted by local authorities.
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She could auction them off for a good price.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 14, 2025 08:45 PM (CAYVp)

121 just the tip

Once the fist is in, what's the difference between wrist and elbow?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle for festive little hats at January 14, 2025 08:46 PM (8gc1F)

122 Camp of the taints.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 14, 2025 08:47 PM (63Dwl)

123 >>>Almost 8,000 soldiers bussed in for Trump’s ‘peaceful transition
Troops reinforce 25,000 police, a fleet of drones and 30 miles of fences as Washington DC locks down for presidential inauguration
https://tinyurl.com/3cz5wp6f


Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It
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Netanyahu changed his plans and is not going.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 14, 2025 08:47 PM (CAYVp)

124 _Daddy, where were you when the riot started?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 14, 2025 08:48 PM (CAYVp)

125 admit the camel's nose.

Is that what the kids are calling it now?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle for festive little hats at January 14, 2025 08:41 PM (8gc1F)

Nose or toes not sure what they're calling it now.

Posted by: Earl Parks at January 14, 2025 08:48 PM (7ik3U)

126 69

SEC is suing Elon Musk?

WTH?
Posted by: four seasons
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Better hurry, they've only got a few days left.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 14, 2025 08:52 PM (CAYVp)

127 Holy smokes, the wing suit video. About halfway down they passed a blue lump wadded up in the canyon. I wonder if that was one of those first jumpers. Yeesh.

Posted by: I still can't think of anything at January 14, 2025 08:54 PM (dpaQV)

128 I sense that ONT must have appeared. Going to see.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 14, 2025 08:55 PM (CAYVp)

129 Nope

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 14, 2025 08:55 PM (CAYVp)

130 Hey, Look! there's no one here.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 14, 2025 08:56 PM (CAYVp)

131 I sense that ONT must have appeared. Going to see.
Posted by: Braenyard


Or everyone's doubled over laughing at my jokes.

Or they are now.

Posted by: mikeski at January 14, 2025 08:56 PM (DgGvY)

132 Hockey has Rink Girls?

Is that...Russia? Looks like the poor lass might be a bit chilly with no pants.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 14, 2025 08:57 PM (t0Rmr)

133 "Hey, Look! there's no one here."

Still here. Just lurking.

Posted by: Tuna at January 14, 2025 08:57 PM (oaGWv)

134
Hey, Look! there's no one here.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 14, 2025 08:56 PM (CAYVp)

_________

When I show up, people suddenly have lots of things to do elsewhere.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 14, 2025 08:57 PM (dxSpM)

135 Wasn’t able or willing to watch Hegseth deployment hearings today (Operation Enduring Karens) how did he do? Are there more tomorrow

Posted by: Common Tater at January 14, 2025 08:59 PM (3hFEd)

136 Poor mommy dog didn't think she would see her puppies again. It was fun to watch her reaction when they flopped down next to her.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 14, 2025 09:00 PM (3wi/L)

137 Operation Enduring Karens
Posted by: Common Tater


* golf clap *

Posted by: mikeski at January 14, 2025 09:01 PM (DgGvY)

138 Ok, I need someone to put me some leather knowledge:

Insty has a thing shilling for some 'suede' boots on amazon. However they are shiny. Looking up the definition of suede, it IS supposed to be fuzzy, napped finish- not smooth then. Is smooth, shiny leather 'patent' or is that something different again?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2025 08:33 PM


Sorry, but if they're not blue, I can't help you.

Posted by: Elvis, who snuck past The Moose Outside at January 14, 2025 09:02 PM (a3Q+t)

139 Hey, I'm here. Not much to report. I cleaned windows today.

Whoo-hoo.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at January 14, 2025 09:03 PM (3AwA+)

140 NY Post has the Newsom shimmy playing on a continuous loop. LOL

Posted by: Tuna at January 14, 2025 09:03 PM (oaGWv)

141 I wonder if that was one of those first jumpers.

99.99 nope.

Internet slueths tracked it down. It was an equipment bag.

Posted by: Adriane the Oy Vey Critic . . . at January 14, 2025 09:03 PM (qz+gL)

142 I got your equipment bag right here...!

Posted by: Brunnhilde at January 14, 2025 09:05 PM (3AwA+)

143 just the tip

Once the fist is in, what's the difference between wrist and elbow?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism

Generally about 12 inches.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 14, 2025 09:05 PM (WXNFJ)

144 I got your equipment bag right here...!
Posted by: Brunnhilde


Not that I'm complaining, but aren't you supposed to ask me out to dinner first?

Posted by: mikeski at January 14, 2025 09:06 PM (DgGvY)

145 Israel is saying a ceasefire is on the table.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 14, 2025 09:07 PM (sV5i2)

146 Wasn’t able or willing to watch Hegseth deployment hearings today (Operation Enduring Karens) how did he do? Are there more tomorrow
Posted by: Common Tater

I also caught up late as I was out all day. Pete beat them senseless but they were too full of themselves to feel it. Lots of great clips on X. My favorite was his destruction of Lieawatha.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 14, 2025 09:07 PM (WXNFJ)

147 The Hegseth hearing makes me ashamed that women were allowed to run for office. Yes, I’m a woman so I can say that.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 14, 2025 09:08 PM (2NHgQ)

148 One summer at a Laguna Seca motorcycle race a fire in tall dry grass near the "corkscrew", race fans were dumping ice chests and pouring beer and pissing on the fire. It worked!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle for festive little hats at January 14, 2025 09:08 PM (8gc1F)

149 Lieawatha
Squats-to-pee

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle for festive little hats at January 14, 2025 09:10 PM (8gc1F)

150 149
'Lieawatha
Squats-to-pee'

Princess Smelly Beaver

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 14, 2025 09:12 PM (3wi/L)

151 Pemmican Puss

Posted by: haffhowershower at January 14, 2025 09:13 PM (NMT5x)

152 Gwen Stacey or Mary Jane Watson?

Posted by: Bulg at January 14, 2025 09:13 PM (77rzZ)

153 Insty has a thing shilling for some 'suede' boots on amazon. However they are shiny. Looking up the definition of suede, it IS supposed to be fuzzy, napped finish- not smooth then. Is smooth, shiny leather 'patent' or is that something different again?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2025 08:33 PM

Nauga hide.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 14, 2025 09:13 PM (dR6yv)

154 It's Tummy Rub Tuesday!

Rub rub rub those fuzzy, furry bellies! They want it! Especially the kitties. They just don't know it yet.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at January 14, 2025 09:15 PM (mT+6a)

155 Insty has a thing shilling for some 'suede' boots on amazon. However they are shiny. Looking up the definition of suede, it IS supposed to be fuzzy, napped finish- not smooth then. Is smooth, shiny leather 'patent' or is that something different again?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2025 08:33 PM

Nauga hide.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 14, 2025 09:13 PM


Accept only the finest of Corinthian leathers.

Posted by: Ricardo Montalban at January 14, 2025 09:16 PM (a3Q+t)

156 148 One summer at a Laguna Seca motorcycle race a fire in tall dry grass near the "corkscrew", race fans were dumping ice chests and pouring beer and pissing on the fire. It worked!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle for festive little hats at January 14, 2025 09:08 PM (8gc1F)


That's against California environmental laws! Tell me their names so I can prosecute them to the full extent of California Laws!!!!

Posted by: Governor Gavvie, still schuckin' and jivin' in front of burned-out homes, on NBC at January 14, 2025 09:17 PM (aBgBM)

157 BenHad/16 JT has received his tablet and will be back amongst the comments soon.

Yay!!! So happy to hear this! He has been so missed.
Thank you BenHad and whoever else helped with finding JT and passing cards to him and now the tablet. God bless you all.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at January 14, 2025 09:18 PM (Eo96p)

158 Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at January 14, 2025 07:34 PM (O/8il)

Wow, that post didn't blow out the margins. Huh.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 14, 2025 09:19 PM (EU//e)

159 One summer at a Laguna Seca motorcycle race a fire in tall dry grass near the "corkscrew", race fans were dumping ice chests and pouring beer and pissing on the fire. It worked!
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism

That's against California environmental laws! Tell me their names so I can prosecute them to the full extent of California Laws!!!!
Posted by: Governor Gavvie


You're looking for "I. P. Freeley," Governor.

Posted by: B. Simpson at January 14, 2025 09:20 PM (DgGvY)

160 Rink Girl got it goin' on.

Posted by: Sir-Mix-a-Lot at January 14, 2025 09:21 PM (i0F8b)

161 Getting rid of Joey Puddin' Pop is only the beginning

Posted by: jsg at January 14, 2025 09:23 PM (QiUfJ)

162 Finally made it home! Had a steak sandwich waiting for, which was a very nice gesture, however the horseradish is a little whew! Sinuses clearing!

Posted by: Piper at January 14, 2025 09:24 PM (p4NUW)

163 Day one of funemployment, and we are already looking to get the hell out of Colorado. Idaho, Montana, Wyoming, Nebraska, South Dakota.

I have skills. I'm not dumb, like they say.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Day 1 of Funemployment at January 14, 2025 09:25 PM (Ad8y9)

164 Just think. This time next week we'll have a new president. Thank god.

Posted by: Tuna at January 14, 2025 09:25 PM (oaGWv)

165 You're looking for "I. P. Freeley," Governor.
Posted by: B. Simpson at January 14, 2025 09:20 PM


What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Mick Churition at January 14, 2025 09:27 PM (a3Q+t)

166 Day one of funemployment, and we are already looking to get the hell out of Colorado. Idaho, Montana, Wyoming, Nebraska, South Dakota.

I have skills. I'm not dumb, like they say.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Day 1 of Funemployment


I think if you can wait 4 months, the snows will melt ...

Posted by: Adriane the Oy Vey Critic . . . at January 14, 2025 09:30 PM (qz+gL)

167

I'm on edge waiting for Trump's inauguration.

I pray the evil, wicked people don't try something.

Posted by: four seasons at January 14, 2025 09:30 PM (3ek7K)

168 161 Getting rid of Joey Puddin' Pop is only the beginning
Posted by: jsg at January 14, 2025 09:23 PM (QiUfJ)

O'Keefe dropped a video today that shows they are going to be up to their same shit again. Internal sabatage.
Some Hitlery aligned state department spook. Claiming ex generals are involved.
Treason happening before Trump even gets in.

Posted by: Reforger at January 14, 2025 09:32 PM (xcIvR)

169 I think if you can wait 4 months, the snows will melt ...
Posted by: Adriane the Oy Vey Critic . . . at January 14, 2025 09:30 PM (qz+gL)

I like snow. The missus is okay with it as long as I shovel the drive.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Day 1 of Funemployment at January 14, 2025 09:32 PM (Ad8y9)

170 Have we discussed James O’Keefe’s latest with the guy who was working at the Pentagon and retired generals to protect people from Trump?

Posted by: Piper at January 14, 2025 09:34 PM (pZEOD)

171 Getting rid of Joey Puddin' Pop is only the beginning
Posted by: jsg
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Yep. Joey hisself is/was just a puppet for the embedded Marxists.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 14, 2025 09:34 PM (XeU6L)

172 168
‘ Some Hitlery aligned state department spook. Claiming ex generals are involved.
Treason happening before Trump even gets in.’

Sounds prosecutable. I hope Trump has loyal marshals and judges lined up.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 14, 2025 09:34 PM (3wi/L)

173 Great minds, Reforger!

Posted by: Piper at January 14, 2025 09:35 PM (pZEOD)

174 Pug!

Oh my. I can't believe you got canned? What the heck. Did you see it coming?

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at January 14, 2025 09:40 PM (hFkc6)

175 Pug, day 8 of funemployment for me.
Celebrating with a massive head cold.
Good luck!

Posted by: RI Red - will work for table scraps at January 14, 2025 09:42 PM (jIN9D)

176 166 Day one of funemployment, and we are already looking to get the hell out of Colorado. Idaho, Montana, Wyoming, Nebraska, South Dakota.

I have skills. I'm not dumb, like they say.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Day 1 of Funemployment
---

Pictograph of the US states showing #s of in or outs. N.Dakota was #2 in #s of people leaving the state.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 14, 2025 09:42 PM (CAYVp)

177 Rapid City, Pug. I like it there.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 14, 2025 09:42 PM (dR6yv)

178 173 Great minds, Reforger!
Posted by: Piper at January 14, 2025 09:35 PM (pZEOD)

I wish mine was a good as yours.

Posted by: Reforger at January 14, 2025 09:44 PM (xcIvR)

179
Funemployment? What the actual, Pug?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 14, 2025 09:45 PM (dxSpM)

180 Pictograph of the US states showing #s of in or outs. N.Dakota was #2 in #s of people leaving the state.
Posted by: Braenyard


As a percentage? I'm pretty sure more people leave Cali than ND has, total. Unless they count illegal immigrants as "incoming."

Posted by: mikeski at January 14, 2025 09:45 PM (DgGvY)

181 And, prayers for a soft landing in a less-socialist state, Pug.

Posted by: mikeski at January 14, 2025 09:46 PM (DgGvY)

182 171 Getting rid of Joey Puddin' Pop is only the beginning
Posted by: jsg
-------

www.youtube.com/watch?v=__VQX2Xn7tI

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 14, 2025 09:46 PM (CAYVp)

183 Pug!

Oh my. I can't believe you got canned? What the heck. Did you see it coming?
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at January 14, 2025 09:40 PM (hFkc6)
---
Actually I did. I cleared my office-space of anything personal before the hammer dropped. So, while it still sucked, at least I was ready for it. I was with this company for 15 years, and then the bosses decided to merge with a much larger company. Long story, but we lost name-recognition.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Day 1 of Funemployment at January 14, 2025 09:50 PM (Ad8y9)

184 Pronunciation changes over time - Lately I've been watching early 60s TV shows like The Twilight Zone and in that series in the early 60s the pronunciation of robot was RO-bit. Same pronunciation was used in the series, "My Living Doll" in 1964-5. (Julie Newmar was stunning in that sit-com!) I have no idea when Hollywood and scientific-types began using the pronunciation RO-bot. My trivia item for tonight.

Posted by: Gref at January 14, 2025 09:52 PM (aBgBM)

185 183
‘ So, while it still sucked, at least I was ready for it.’

I hope you land on your feet and soon.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 14, 2025 09:52 PM (3wi/L)

186 Best of luck to you, Pug. We're all pullin' for ya, amigo.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 14, 2025 09:52 PM (mH6SG)

187 Rapid City, Pug. I like it there.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 14, 2025 09:42 PM (dR6yv)

We love Rapid. Son went to school there, SD Mines. We hiked up the hill to see his engraved name when he graduated in 2013.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Day 1 of Funemployment at January 14, 2025 09:54 PM (Ad8y9)

188 Posted by: Pug Mahon, Day 1 of Funemployment at January 14, 2025 09:50 PM (Ad8y

How many years before you planned for retirement?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 14, 2025 09:54 PM (D6PGr)

189 >I was with this company for 15 years, and then the bosses decided to merge with a much larger company. Long story, but we lost name-recognition.

---

Hopefully the bastards at least offered you a generous severance package.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 14, 2025 09:55 PM (GTqXr)

190 I was born in Rapid City. Well Ellsworth AFB to be exact. Lived there for a bit before moving to Louisiana.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 14, 2025 09:55 PM (D6PGr)

191 Nice legs on the hockey redhead.

Posted by: Ciampino - Ice Ice Baby at January 14, 2025 09:56 PM (i0xsb)

192 I am sorry Pug and RI. Prayers for you.

Posted by: Piper at January 14, 2025 09:58 PM (pZEOD)

193 Any moment now

Posted by: mindful webworker - now... now... now... at January 14, 2025 09:59 PM (/SS5K)

194 Squirrelsuit dudes have a death wish.

Posted by: Eromero at January 14, 2025 10:00 PM (LHPAg)

195 How many years before you planned for retirement?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 14, 2025 09:54 PM (D6PGr)

Heh. My plan was to retire from my current job (I'll be 59 in a fortnight), then get a part-time job as the crusty old guy at Ace Hardware or something. I like to have a reason to get up in the morning.

that said, we have a fairly decent nest-egg. We'll be all right.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Day 1 of Funemployment at January 14, 2025 10:00 PM (Ad8y9)

196 Thx, Piper. At least I’m going to the gym again.
First rule - stay healthy.

Posted by: RI Red - will work for table scraps at January 14, 2025 10:01 PM (jIN9D)

197 190 I was born in Rapid City. Well Ellsworth AFB to be exact. Lived there for a bit before moving to Louisiana.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 14, 2025 09:55 PM (D6PGr)
Barksdale?

Posted by: Eromero at January 14, 2025 10:01 PM (LHPAg)

198 Bold italicanated NOOOD ONT awaits you

Posted by: mindful webworker - Now at January 14, 2025 10:01 PM (/SS5K)

199 I want to fly like a squirrel ...

Posted by: Eromero at January 14, 2025 10:01 PM (LHPAg)

200 fly

Posted by: Eromero at January 14, 2025 10:02 PM (LHPAg)

201 I want to fly like a squirrel ...
Posted by: Eromero at January 14, 2025 10:01 PM


Catchy.

Posted by: Steve Miller at January 14, 2025 10:28 PM (aD39U)

202 the blackhawks had a whole slew of ice girls, but it was determined discriminating against boys so now it's a dumb mix of both. at least only the gals have short shorts.

Posted by: cmeat at January 15, 2025 01:55 PM (6+aIJ)

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