Israel and Hamas Reach "Breakthrough" on Hostage Deal?

Israel and Hamas reached a significant "breakthrough" in cease-fire talks early Monday in a deal that aims to finally end more than 15 months of war and bring home the remaining hostages.
Talks held in Qatar -- and attended by envoys of both President Biden and President-elect Donald Trump -- went into the early hours Monday, with Hamas teasing the release of many of its terrorists captured by Israel.
Although a final deal has not yet been reached, a source involved in the negotiations told Reuters, "The next 24 hours will be pivotal to reaching the deal."
The talks revolve in part around a list of more than 30 hostages Hamas has said it would be willing to finally release -- without saying how many might be alive.
Hamas, meanwhile, promised the release of its own terrorists while confirming it expects a deal.
"We renew our pledge with our steadfast and patient people and with our heroic prisoners in the prisons, and we affirm that their freedom is near," the terror group said, according to the Times of Israel.

Some are criticizing the "deal," noting that Hamas might just be releasing 30 dead bodies in exchange for living terrorists.

Andrew Fox
@Mr_Andrew_Fox
The reported ceasefire deal is anything but a peace deal. It's a strategic victory for Hamas - arguably the first modern military victory brought about by an information campaign as the decisive action.
All this achieves is more blood and pain further down the line - unless the details differ to those leaked. I hope they do. Otherwise, US foreign policy in the Middle East is looking worryingly similar to Calgacus's analysis of the Roman Empire.
"...the lying name of empire; they make a solitude and call it peace."

Marina Medvin
@MarinaMedvin
Hearing murmurs that a hostage deal is imminent. If true, the hostages won't be released right away; they will still have to wait a week after this deal is signed.
Why do the Palestinians need a week? Based on the last release, probably to drug and hydrate the hostages so they can wave and look semi-okay for the propaganda videos HMS will be shooting of the release that they will claim in these videos as magnanimous.

Some Israeli politicians claim it's a bad deal they've been pressured to take due to the media... and Trump.

Tina
@Tina34832552745
Israeli Security officials to Channel 14 with the details sharply criticized the emerging deal, calling it "a clear and total surrender!" "We caved because of Trump, we caved due to media pressure.
They're selling the public a staged deal, but anyone with common sense knows not all stages of the deal will be carried out. This means leaving some of the hostages behind."

We'll see.

Update: More than one thousand terrorist scum will be released.

If the below claims are true. This may be bulls**t.

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Details of the deal (*according to foreign reports):

•Hamas will release approximately 33 hostages - most alive, some deceased.
•In exchange:
•Israel will release close to 1,000 prisoners, including 200 dangerous murderers, who will be exiled to Qatar and Turkey.
•A… https://t.co/3ogeuR0rjn
— Voice From The East (@EasternVoices) January 13, 2025

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1 Hey Hamas...Trump is coming!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 13, 2025 02:29 PM (W/lyH)

2 Isreal wins, Hamas loses

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at January 13, 2025 02:29 PM (QSrLX)

3 "A ceasefire from our tireless, sharp as a tack leader Joe Biden! Just think of all the peace we would have if Kamala had won!"
-DU, 99.999939% probability

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, building tension with Henri-Georges Clouzot at January 13, 2025 02:30 PM (GBKbO)

4 Hezballah, Hanas, IRGC, Ayatoilet flushes.

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at January 13, 2025 02:30 PM (QSrLX)

5 Israel should return a dead terrorist for each dead hostage.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 13, 2025 02:30 PM (cC8xx)

6 I think the general guideline is any sort of "deal" is a win for Hamas and a loss for Israel. That said, with the Palestinians having taken a pounding for most of the past 15-16 months, it's possible at least some of them will see this as a time to cut their losses and not poke the bear again.

"Possible" being the key word, of course.

Posted by: Dr. T at January 13, 2025 02:31 PM (jGGMD)

7 Israel should return a dead terrorist for each dead hostage.
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 13, 2025 02:30 PM (cC8xx)

Give them a deal. Two for one.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 13, 2025 02:32 PM (W/lyH)

8 Elections have consequences.
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"You kids, play nice."

Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2025 02:32 PM (krQz2)

9 It's very bad.

Zero lessons learned.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 13, 2025 02:32 PM (qcmjh)

10 Maybe Trump effect?

Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2025 02:32 PM (fwDg9)

11 Does not seem to be a coincidence in the timing.

Gibbs rule #39

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 13, 2025 02:32 PM (gi+MR)

12 We'll see.

I'm not sure I can wait that long to set my hair on fire.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 13, 2025 02:32 PM (xCA6C)

13 Hey, Mahometans, you got money for weapons, move out of the west bank and gaza, set up shop in Syria waaaay away from Israel, check the notes on the desert blooming. mmmmmk?

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at January 13, 2025 02:32 PM (QSrLX)

14 "A ceasefire from our tireless, sharp as a tack leader Joe Biden! Just think of all the peace we would have if Kamala had won!"
-DU, 99.999939% probability
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, building tension with Henri-Georges Clouzot at January 13, 2025 02:30 PM (GBKbO)

Don't forget all the JOY!

And daydrinking.

But mostly JOY!

Posted by: Dr. T at January 13, 2025 02:32 PM (jGGMD)

15 guess we're about to find out how many are still alive

Posted by: DanMan at January 13, 2025 02:33 PM (8uzBS)

16 Called the others in the thread below.

Posted by: gdgm+ at January 13, 2025 02:33 PM (TJKky)

17
Israel should return fake Hamas terrorists made out of plastic explosive.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 13, 2025 02:33 PM (dtlw7)

18 I hope Israel goes full on Munich-style to everyone involved in the Oct massacre.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at January 13, 2025 02:33 PM (EAaCQ)

19 guess we're about to find out how many are still alive

Posted by: DanMan at January 13, 2025 02:33 PM (8uzBS)
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In the year 2025....

Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2025 02:34 PM (krQz2)

20 Never Again?

Or Here We Go Again?

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 13, 2025 02:34 PM (wtvvX)

21 Yes, what I know about Trump tells me he'd force them to cave... except that's not what I'd expect at all.

Posted by: Inogame at January 13, 2025 02:34 PM (53oGX)

22
They are setting up the negative because Hamas is caving to Trump's pressure.

Posted by: Inogame at January 13, 2025 02:34 PM (53oGX)

23 Dang! Joe is yelling at us.
Again.
Did you know we are stronger then ever in the world?
Did you know our economy is booming?
Did you know we have.put Iran's air defense is in shambles?
I guess i haven't been listening.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 13, 2025 02:35 PM (W/lyH)

24 I'd always seen it as "a desolation" rather than "a solitude." Perhaps one is a literal translation and the other is more consistent with the connotation. Either way, fuck Hamas.

Posted by: Peace of the grave at January 13, 2025 02:35 PM (ybSPO)

25 I want to live in the wold where 3000 bloodthirsty, vile terrorists do not have to be released to get 30 Jews back.

Posted by: runner at January 13, 2025 02:35 PM (g47mK)

26 Slightly confused, why would Israeli security say they had to cave? Didn't Trump say all hell would break loose if Hamas didn't release the hostages?

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 13, 2025 02:36 PM (gaKF9)

27 We used to have a policy of not making deals with terrorists... we need to go back to that.

They kidnapped, and killed AMERICANS... in terrorist acts... for much for not forgetting...

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 13, 2025 02:36 PM (QAkQ3)

28 Dang! Joe is yelling at us.
Again.
Did you know we are stronger then ever in the world?
Did you know our economy is booming?
Did you know we have.put Iran's air defense is in shambles?
I guess i haven't been listening.

Old Yeller

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 13, 2025 02:36 PM (NtVYv)

29 >>Israel should return a dead terrorist for each dead hostage.

Yep. Show up with a bus filled with Prisoners.

One for one exchange.

Once the bodies start coming back on gurneys, the pistol comes out and you dispatch a Prisoner and send his body over the line.

Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2025 02:36 PM (snN/i)

30 Some are criticizing the "deal," noting that Hamas might just be releasing 30 dead bodies in exchange for living terrorists.

OK, but at least they would get a decent burial.

Posted by: Bulg at January 13, 2025 02:36 PM (77rzZ)

31 Accept the hostages back and return the terrorists to Hamas.

Kill every one of the terrorists after the hostages are safe. A big bomb would be nice.

Yeah, the lefitsts will squeal, but they do that anyway.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 13, 2025 02:36 PM (zjgNU)

32 Israel needs new leadership, I think. Too bad it might take some time.

Posted by: runner at January 13, 2025 02:36 PM (g47mK)

33 I'm skeptical of any deal with these filthy goatfucking pedorats. I'll remain skeptical but won't write this off. If Trump is pushing it, it might be better than it looks.

Trump made a big deal out of how Hamas needs to return the hostages immediately. It would not look good if Hamas drops off a dozen dead bodies.

Plus, I think Trump genuinely wants to see the hostages returned and a triumphant Israel.

So: I'm skeptical as always but won't jump to conclusions.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at January 13, 2025 02:36 PM (iFTx/)

34 My prediction - Hamas will screw up any deal by changing all the terms at the last minute, just like they screwed up the last 19 deals that almost got made.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 13, 2025 02:36 PM (wyMQY)

35 Israel effed up. They should have killed those bloodthirsty ones. Appears they still have time.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 13, 2025 02:37 PM (gaKF9)

36 Dang! Joe is yelling at us....
Did you know we have.put Iran's air defense is in shambles?

That last one is apparently true. So much for the vaunted S-300s, S-400s, and possibly S-500s.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 13, 2025 02:37 PM (xCA6C)

37 Israel should return a one hundred dead terrorists for each dead hostage.
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 13, 2025 02:30 PM (cC8xx)

Fixed that for you.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 13, 2025 02:37 PM (zjgNU)

38 Huckabee had a slew of guests on his last show before being appointed ambassador of Israel. Jon Voight gave a nice summation of Israel and its return of Jews to their land.

Posted by: DanMan at January 13, 2025 02:37 PM (8uzBS)

39 Israel does not have to cave. Period. Kill the cockroaches and be done with them. Kill the ones in Israeli prisons also. Just fucking finish these goat fucking monsters.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at January 13, 2025 02:38 PM (4XwPj)

40 Sorry for interrupting, Potato is given his last foreign policy speech, live on tv via US State Department

Posted by: L - When do we hit rock bottom? at January 13, 2025 02:38 PM (NFX2v)

41 Israel needs new leadership, I think.

Posted by: runner at January 13, 2025 02:36 PM (g47mK)
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A purge is needed.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 13, 2025 02:38 PM (qcmjh)

42 Obviously there are many who don't want a cease fire. Both in Israel and elsewhere.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2025 02:38 PM (dGCAG)

43
If the Hamas prisoners aren't traded back with a GPS suppository, then Mossad and the IDF isn't doing their job.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 13, 2025 02:38 PM (y9nCu)

44 Accept the hostages back and return the terrorists to Hamas.

Kill every one of the terrorists after the hostages are safe. A big bomb would be nice.

Send them back with exploding brain chips, a la Kingsman. Step outta line, the Joos come and blow you away.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 13, 2025 02:38 PM (xCA6C)

45 Where in the Hell is Admiral Ackbar when ya need him?

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 13, 2025 02:38 PM (QAkQ3)

46 When one side is eagerly talking to the press and the other side is not, it stands to reason that the talkers are lying, hoping to influence public opinion.

Posted by: Wally at January 13, 2025 02:38 PM (7DfY/)

47 >>If the Hamas prisoners aren't traded back with a GPS suppository

Or, a Pager.

Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2025 02:39 PM (snN/i)

48 Take the hostages then immediately break the agreement and kill as many of the 1000 as you can. Why is it that only terrorists get to lie. And be sneaky. And ruthless.

Posted by: Roberto at January 13, 2025 02:39 PM (aVz9R)

49 Israel should return fake Hamas terrorists made out of plastic explosive.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 13, 2025 02:33 PM (dtlw7)

Let's get Carl Spackler to set everything up!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 13, 2025 02:39 PM (VNX3d)

50 Don't be sure that Israel is the only party just pretending to negotiate to buy time. I think their bargaining position massively improves once Trump takes office, thus this round of "talks" could all be for show to help run out the clock.

Posted by: Crusader at January 13, 2025 02:39 PM (azSra)

51 The only deal that makes any kind of sense involves the extinction of Hamas.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 13, 2025 02:39 PM (EABvN)

52 Biden sounds like a cheap Chinese wind up doll of himself, shouting on about the wonders of his reign.

He's jacked up on drugs and looks like a reclaimed corpse.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at January 13, 2025 02:40 PM (KiBMU)

53 Israel effed up. They should have killed those bloodthirsty ones. Appears they still have time.
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 13, 2025 02:37 PM (gaKF9)

I think a more accurate explanation is that they were made to eff up by our so-called "leadership" and its desire for negotiations.

Posted by: Dr. T at January 13, 2025 02:40 PM (jGGMD)

54 The only deal that makes any kind of sense involves the extinction of Hamas.

A Hamastrophe?

Posted by: Archimedes at January 13, 2025 02:40 PM (xCA6C)

55 Well, he's lost his place while addressing Afghanistan policy and bringing home service members, Afghanistan resettlement in the US.

Posted by: L - When do we hit rock bottom? at January 13, 2025 02:40 PM (NFX2v)

56 STILL, seven US Citizens are being held as hostages. I'm guessing most or all are dead, or they would have already released them to tone down Trump's involvement. The fact that Biden doesn't even mention these people's names is disgusting.

Posted by: Orson at January 13, 2025 02:40 PM (dIske)

57 Any deal, is a bad deal. Like the Shalit deal, this will bring more woe and death.

Posted by: runner at January 13, 2025 02:40 PM (g47mK)

58 Take the hostages then immediately break the agreement and kill as many of the 1000 as you can. Why is it that only terrorists get to lie. And be sneaky. And ruthless.
Posted by: Roberto at January 13, 2025 02:39 PM (aVz9R)

Because that is not who we are.
*sniffs superciliously*
*sips tea with extended pinky finger*

Posted by: smug moral superiority at January 13, 2025 02:40 PM (ybSPO)

59 Hey Hamas...Trump is coming!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 13, 2025 02:29 PM (W/lyH)

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And Hellfire Drones are coming with him!

Posted by: ShainS -- Commie-Caused Conflagrations Created Califzuela's Chernobyl at January 13, 2025 02:41 PM (VA6id)

60 Oh, I just read the update.

F*ck that noise.

Israel needs to tell whoever was pushing that deal on them to pound sand. And that includes Trump.

Posted by: Dr. T at January 13, 2025 02:41 PM (jGGMD)

61 Because that is not who we are.
*sniffs superciliously*
*sips tea with extended ~~pinky finger~~ penis*

Posted by: smug moral superiority

FIFY

Posted by: Archimedes at January 13, 2025 02:41 PM (xCA6C)

62 Take the hostages then immediately break the agreement and kill as many of the 1000 as you can. Why is it that only terrorists get to lie. And be sneaky. And ruthless.
Posted by: Roberto at January 13, 2025 02:39 PM (aVz9R)

Islam teaches its followers to be as treacherous as possible. They REVERE oath breakers and traitors as heroes.

Show them it works both ways.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 13, 2025 02:41 PM (zjgNU)

63 57 Any deal, is a bad deal. Like the Shalit deal, this will bring more woe and death.
Posted by: runner at January 13, 2025 02:40 PM (g47mK)

They kidnapped a film critic?

Posted by: Eh they can keep him at January 13, 2025 02:42 PM (ybSPO)

64 Israeli leadership needs to isolate itself from he noise, and do what they have to do.

Posted by: runner at January 13, 2025 02:42 PM (g47mK)

65 48 Take the hostages then immediately break the agreement and kill as many of the 1000 as you can. Why is it that only terrorists get to lie. And be sneaky. And ruthless.
Posted by: Roberto at January 13, 2025 02:39 PM (aVz9R)

Just spray the 1000 with that tracking spray from spy books (that can't be worn off)...see where they go and who they meet with...wrap up the entire network that way.

It can be part of the "showers" to clean the folks up...

(PS - I don't know if that stuff exists, but folks have written about it in spy books for at least a decade+, so I'm gonna assume multiple different non-sci fi writers weren't that creative)..

Posted by: Nova Local at January 13, 2025 02:43 PM (exHjb)

66 They kidnapped a film critic?
Posted by: Eh they can keep him at January 13, 2025 02:42 PM (ybSPO)

if only...

Posted by: runner at January 13, 2025 02:43 PM (g47mK)

67
All jokes aside, Israel should be able to track the released Hamas prisoners' movements from the trade-off point. Which will make further targeting easier.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 13, 2025 02:43 PM (y9nCu)

68 Take the hostages then immediately break the agreement and kill as many of the 1000 as you can. Why is it that only terrorists get to lie. And be sneaky. And ruthless.
Posted by: Roberto at January 13, 2025 02:39 PM (aVz9R)

Islam teaches its followers to be as treacherous as possible. They REVERE oath breakers and traitors as heroes.

Show them it works both ways.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian

Absolutely.

Posted by: Bulg at January 13, 2025 02:43 PM (77rzZ)

69 52 Biden sounds like a cheap Chinese wind up doll of himself, shouting on about the wonders of his reign.

He's jacked up on drugs and looks like a reclaimed corpse.
Posted by: Mr Gaga at January 13, 2025 02:40 PM (KiBMU)

He did prove he could whistle the other day with the press. I don't want to think about what shot out of his hind end with reverse pressure, however.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 13, 2025 02:43 PM (gi+MR)

70 The fact that Biden doesn't even mention these people's names is disgusting.

--/

Biden doesn't even know his own name.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 13, 2025 02:43 PM (EABvN)

71 Live hostages for live prisoners. If they bring out bodies, give them bodies. I will be happy to come to the exchange and shoot them.
Savagery needs to be met with Savagery.

Posted by: Picric at January 13, 2025 02:43 PM (13tTk)

72 The fact that Biden doesn't even mention these people's names is disgusting.

Posted by: Orson at January 13, 2025 02:40 PM (dIske)

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He won't even mention the name of his granddaughter.

Posted by: ShainS -- Commie-Caused Conflagrations Created Califzuela's Chernobyl at January 13, 2025 02:44 PM (VA6id)

73 Yes, what I know about Trump tells me he'd force them to cave... except that's not what I'd expect at all.
Posted by: Inogame at January 13, 2025 02:34 PM (53oGX)

It's likely American policy will be to focus on hostage return, and not on destroying whatever is left of Gaza.

If Israel wants to continue to destroy Gaza, they will be free to do so... after the U.S. gets its hostages returned.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2025 02:44 PM (dGCAG)

74 exchanging thousands for half a dozen bodies. C'mon.

Posted by: runner at January 13, 2025 02:45 PM (g47mK)

75 Nice scapegoating, Israel. It’s not Trump, it’s their own citizens. Families of the hostages have been pushing for a deal. They have been backed by opposition elements in Israel’s government.

Have you ever known Trump to give in to terrorists demands? That’s a giant, no.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 13, 2025 02:45 PM (9BaH9)

76 Ekosians, the road ahead is difficult. It requires courage and dedication. It requires faith. The Zeon colony has existed for nearly a half a century. If we fulfill our own greatness, that will all be ended. Working together will at times be difficult to reach that goal. And we will reach that goal!

Posted by: Joe Biden, High On Dope at January 13, 2025 02:45 PM (jiYtH)

77 Not good. I would want to know the fate of any unreturned hostages.
1. If you Hamas, don't know/won't tell where this person is then 100 of your returning prisoners are not returning.
2. For every dead hostage you return 100 of your returning prisoners are not returning.
3. You get the picture?
4. What about Gaza? Hamas must be banned and banished. Confiscate all arms. Since Israeli citizens can't bear private arms (stupid under any circumstance) then ban arms in Gaza too.

Posted by: Ciampino - Bad deal - Deal from strength at January 13, 2025 02:46 PM (i0xsb)

78 Hamas dependable est posted on X will result in you engaged in a struggle session with X censors.
Fuck Musk. He doesn't have a clue what's happening at his 44 billion dollar propaganda machine.

Posted by: torabora at January 13, 2025 02:46 PM (K8Q8Q)

79 I'm not concerned about the deal or the lopsided numbers. Payback will come. Israel knows it's business. Just get their people back. Then settle accounts.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 13, 2025 02:46 PM (W/lyH)

80 My deal would have been looking at the Qatar holdings in the US:

In recent years, Qatar has begun to invest heavily in the United States through its sovereign wealth fund, the Qatar Investment Authority (QIA) and its subsidiaries, notably Qatari Diar. QIA has pledged to invest USD 45 billion in the United States.

US State Department
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The Hamas hostages should have been released ages ago.

Whatever the deal, the young & older alike of every country involved needs be returned. Now & alive.

Posted by: L - When do we hit rock bottom? at January 13, 2025 02:47 PM (NFX2v)

81 Hamas delenda est
Auto cucumber

Posted by: torabora at January 13, 2025 02:47 PM (K8Q8Q)

82 Let's give each of the released prisoners a free pager on their way out the door.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 13, 2025 02:47 PM (C4bZB)

83 Islam teaches its followers to be as treacherous as possible. They REVERE oath breakers and traitors as heroes.

Show them it works both ways.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian

All forms of lies and treachery are acceptable in the service of Allah and jihad. They are very clear about this.

The only way to stop that is to visit such terrible consequences upon them that they realize anything less than complete honesty will end in disaster for them.

Posted by: Dr. T at January 13, 2025 02:47 PM (jGGMD)

84 Anyone watch The Penguin?

One episode had a hostage exchange. Penguin releases his hostage and then immediately set him on fire.

Hmm....

Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 13, 2025 02:47 PM (64qRd)

85 All jokes aside, Israel should be able to track the released Hamas prisoners' movements from the trade-off point. Which will make further targeting easier.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 13, 2025 02:43 PM (y9nCu)

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Old & Busted: Exploding Pagers.
New Hotness: Exploding Molars.

Posted by: ShainS -- Commie-Caused Conflagrations Created Califzuela's Chernobyl at January 13, 2025 02:47 PM (VA6id)

86 Biden getting sh1t done!

Posted by: The Contrarian at January 13, 2025 02:47 PM (LPS7w)

87 Have you ever known Trump to give in to terrorists demands? That’s a giant, no.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 13, 2025 02:45 PM (9BaH9)

He's a deal maker. He wants to make deals. This is a deal. He thinks he can spin a bad deal as a good deal.

Seems to me that he's tossing a bone to the Dearborn contingent of our new bigger, more inclusive MAGA movement.

Posted by: Defenestratus at January 13, 2025 02:48 PM (1so3f)

88 Posted by: Marcus T at January 13, 2025 02:45 PM (9BaH9)
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It's not Trump but it's only a fraction of the hostage families here. The left is funded and controlled from outside of the country.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 13, 2025 02:48 PM (qcmjh)

89 Let's give each of the released prisoners a free pager on their way out the door.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 13, 2025 02:47 PM (C4bZB)

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Horde Mind.

Posted by: ShainS -- Commie-Caused Conflagrations Created Califzuela's Chernobyl at January 13, 2025 02:48 PM (VA6id)

90 Peace Option 1.) Kill 'em all. Let Allah sort 'em out.

Option 2.) Make the trade like the outline says. Then, let it out that each released Tango has an implanted tracker in their skull, and a tiny explosive charge in their chest cavity that the Mossad can set off at any time. Hamas can then kill them all, and save the Israelis the effort. I mean, after the exploding pagers, they'll believe anything.

Posted by: Brewingfrog at January 13, 2025 02:48 PM (J/XbA)

91 Sick, in bed, watching FJB with the sound off.
Off, so I don’t puke.

Posted by: RI Red - will work for money at January 13, 2025 02:49 PM (j7086)

92
Working together will at times be difficult to reach that goal. And we will reach that goal!
Posted by: Joe Biden, High On Dope

Spock: Captain, the speech follows no logical pattern.
Capt. Kirk: Random sentences strung together.
McCoy: He looks drugged, Jim. Almost at a cataleptic state.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 13, 2025 02:49 PM (63Dwl)

93 Where is Never Give Up these days? Haven't him comment in a while.

Posted by: Bulg at January 13, 2025 02:49 PM (77rzZ)

94 If I were king my Hamas policy statement would be, dead Hamas are safe Hamas.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 13, 2025 02:49 PM (gaKF9)

95 See, I told you I'd get a deal done !

Posted by: Joe ! at January 13, 2025 02:49 PM (VE6XX)

96 It's not the first. North Vietnam was eventually able to win after the "peace" movement bore it most poisonous fruit when the "Watergate Congress" abrogated our treaty obligations and the South ran out of ammo...

Posted by: SouthCentralPA at January 13, 2025 02:50 PM (muRIc)

97 Nice scapegoating, Israel. It’s not Trump, it’s their own citizens. Families of the hostages have been pushing for a deal. They have been backed by opposition elements in Israel’s government.

Have you ever known Trump to give in to terrorists demands? That’s a giant, no.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 13, 2025 02:45 PM (9BaH9)

The Bibi government is on thin ice, and they know it. Ultimately it will fall, and when it does the internal repercussions are likely to be... severe.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2025 02:50 PM (dGCAG)

98 All jokes aside, Israel should be able to track the released Hamas prisoners' movements from the trade-off point. Which will make further targeting easier.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 13, 2025 02:43 PM (y9nCu)

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Old & Busted: Exploding Pagers.
New Hotness: Exploding Molars.
Posted by: ShainS -- Commie-Caused Conflagrations Created Califzuela's Chernobyl at January 13, 2025 02:47 PM (VA6id)

When handing the Hamas people back, wrap their junk in C4, with a remote detonator, and their hands tied behind their backs. In case of treachery, BOOM! Not martyrs, but certainly won't reproduce again.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 13, 2025 02:50 PM (VNX3d)

99 "caved because of Trump" meaning in this case get it done so Trump can't get a victory

Posted by: steevy at January 13, 2025 02:50 PM (KQk9m)

100 Peace in our time - Jack

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 13, 2025 02:50 PM (jFCkp)

101 I don't remember Trump saying the war against Hamas and other terrorists is over. He just wants the hostages back.

And the support he gives Israel won't the kind Obama/Biden gave.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2025 02:50 PM (LkLld)

102 77
Actually to encourage Hamas to return all the hostages, including dead ones, I would make a slight modification:
1. If you Hamas, don't know/won't tell where this person is then 150 of your returning prisoners are not returning.
2. For every dead hostage you return, 100 of your returning prisoners are not returning.

Hamas would lose more by not coming up with a body.

Posted by: Ciampino - Bad deal - Deal only from strength at January 13, 2025 02:51 PM (i0xsb)

103 86 Biden getting sh1t done!
Posted by: The Contrarian at January 13, 2025 02:47 PM (LPS7w)

In his pants

Posted by: Depends at January 13, 2025 02:51 PM (ybSPO)

104 96 Correct. No air support from us either which was part of the trearty.

Posted by: steevy at January 13, 2025 02:51 PM (KQk9m)

105 All released Hamas gets a going away pager.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 13, 2025 02:51 PM (jFCkp)

106 Option 2.) Make the trade like the outline says. Then, let it out that each released Tango has an implanted tracker in their skull, and a tiny explosive charge in their chest cavity that the Mossad can set off at any time. Hamas can then kill them all, and save the Israelis the effort. I mean, after the exploding pagers, they'll believe anything.
Posted by: Brewingfrog at January 13, 2025 02:48 PM (J/XbA)

I like the way you think!

Posted by: Dr. T at January 13, 2025 02:51 PM (jGGMD)

107 Israel should slip every one of their prisoners a nice pill in the last meal in captivity timed to release its contents in two weeks. Two weeks after the deal is done they all drop.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 13, 2025 02:52 PM (fcO1r)

108 Nah. I like the idea of a few predators circling the area. Once the exchange is done, blow them up.

"Hey, we saw 1,000 terrorists out in the open!"

Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 13, 2025 02:53 PM (g3uJd)

109 57 Any deal, is a bad deal. Like the Shalit deal, this will bring more woe and death.

Posted by: runner at January 13, 2025 02:40 PM (g47mK)

++++

You cannot make "deals" with deceivers, as there is no "deal" to be made with liars.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 13, 2025 02:53 PM (C53IZ)

110 Israel should give each exchanged terrorist a parting gift, such as a pager or cell phone.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at January 13, 2025 02:53 PM (mmOJe)

111 >> Posted by: Defenestratus at January 13, 2025 02:48 PM (1so3f)

There's no is no reason to trust anyone. That includes Israel and Trump. Israel is facing enormous domestic pressure over the hostage issue. They will use what they can to put the best face on their actions. They’re not above mendacity. I worry about some of the things Trump has said, especially about Ukraine. Russia seems to be taking that as a sign of weakness. Witness, they just signed a security deal with Iran a mere days before Trump steps in. That’s a clear sign that nobody can misinterpret. I understand better than most we need to get out of these constant wars. But we should be very precise in how we execute that strategy. Russia isn’t our friend. Israel will do whatever is necessary to survive. That includes throwing us under the bus.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 13, 2025 02:53 PM (9BaH9)

112 Releasing "bloodthirsty" Hamas losers sounds suspiciously like releasing bloodthirsty Islamic scum from Guantanamo Bay.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 13, 2025 02:53 PM (gaKF9)

113 Israel should return fake Hamas terrorists made out of plastic explosive.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 13, 2025 02:33 PM (dtlw7)

Give them their terrorists back, all infected with Ebola.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2025 02:54 PM (8zz6B)

114 Trump is usually pretty good at making deals so we will need to wait and see what all of the details on both sides are and what the consequences are down the road.

I think zero terrorists should ever be released because it creates a moral equivalence, and it makes hostages worth taking, but that is Israel's call.

Posted by: Thatch at January 13, 2025 02:54 PM (bbi0+)

115 Years ago Ace did a post about how it is impossible to come to an agreement if one party is acting in bad faith.

It's why those stupid Model UN circle jerks are a waste of time, and it is so here.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 13, 2025 02:54 PM (jH5TK)

116 Don't make any deals with Shalit. The guy's a snake.
-- Zombie Joe Garagiola

Posted by: Bulg at January 13, 2025 02:54 PM (77rzZ)

117 Naomi Ragen is an American born Israeli who writes a weekly column on the war at naomiragen.com. I agree with what she wrote yesterday:
____________________________
This has to stop. Make the deal and rescue as many hostages as you can. And then finish them off. The people of Gaza who are complicit in everything that has happened to them cannot be coddled and protected any longer. No more humanitarian enclaves that embrace terrorists. Better that their children die for their sins, than our soldiers. Cut off all aid. Zero. Drop bunker bombs everywhere. And only when the stench of thousands of dead Hamas terrorists permeate the streets of Gaza from their underground lairs, send in the IDF with bulldozers. Enough. Enough.

Posted by: beckster at January 13, 2025 02:55 PM (NLtte)

118 Pretty sure Israel has the means to track the Hamas scum they are releasing.....

Posted by: It's me donna at January 13, 2025 02:55 PM (VE6XX)

119 Now isn't the time to go wobbly, Donald.

Posted by: Zombie Margaret Thatcher at January 13, 2025 02:55 PM (GIf+b)

120 Obviously there are many who don't want a cease fire. Both in Israel and elsewhere.
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What value is there in a cease fire?

The goal for Israel has to be to prevent another Oct 7 from ever occurring, and the goal for the rest of us should be the end of the jihad.

Posted by: Methos at January 13, 2025 02:55 PM (Dnobf)

121 Btw. A lot of the terrorists that get released in these deal end up deaded. Weird.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 13, 2025 02:56 PM (9BaH9)

122 This has to stop. Make the deal and rescue as many hostages as you can. And then finish them off. The people of Gaza who are complicit in everything that has happened to them cannot be coddled and protected any longer. No more humanitarian enclaves that embrace terrorists. Better that their children die for their sins, than our soldiers. Cut off all aid. Zero. Drop bunker bombs everywhere. And only when the stench of thousands of dead Hamas terrorists permeate the streets of Gaza from their underground lairs, send in the IDF with bulldozers. Enough. Enough.

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I'd sign up for her newsletter.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 13, 2025 02:56 PM (gaKF9)

123
SO- you guys watching Preznit Meatsack's farewell address?

Posted by: Don Black at January 13, 2025 02:56 PM (AOsQT)

124 Blaming Trump makes me think it's coming from leftists in the Israeli government. It's Biden who has been desperate for a "win".

Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 13, 2025 02:56 PM (EWwph)

125 Sick, in bed, watching FJB with the sound off.
Off, so I don’t puke.
Posted by: RI Red - will work for money at January 13, 2025 02:49 PM (j7086)
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Watching FJB (with or without sound) is not going to make you feel better.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 13, 2025 02:56 PM (7fElN)

126 117 I like the cut of her jib

Posted by: steevy at January 13, 2025 02:56 PM (KQk9m)

127

Every terrorist should be given an injection of radioactive polonium,

800 tiny radioactive time pills!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2025 02:57 PM (x0n13)

128 Watching FOX LA affiliate.
All the news people are Hispanic women.

Posted by: RI Red - will work for table scraps at January 13, 2025 02:57 PM (j7086)

129 Release their hostages with a pager glued to their back

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 13, 2025 02:57 PM (NQtI0)

130 Bulldoze Gaza.
Send all humans elsewhere. Syria, Egypt, Lebanon, Iraq, Iran.... I don't care.

Build a vacation estate for Israelis.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 13, 2025 02:57 PM (W2Pud)

131 I see Smith has the Okay to release his "report"...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 13, 2025 02:57 PM (VE6XX)

132 I saw Hamas Dependable Est open for Napalm Death at Nachtwerk in '91.

Posted by: ShainS -- Commie-Caused Conflagrations Created Califzuela's Chernobyl at January 13, 2025 02:57 PM (VA6id)

133 Take the hostages then immediately break the agreement and kill as many of the 1000 as you can.

-
I suppose the old small pox infected blanket trick wouldn't work again?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 13, 2025 02:58 PM (C4bZB)

134 Why do I get that whole Lando/Vader vibe?

"This deal is getting worse all the time!"

Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 13, 2025 02:58 PM (s3Vsb)

135 Bulldoze Gaza.
Send all humans elsewhere. Syria, Egypt, Lebanon, Iraq, Iran.... I don't care.

Build a vacation estate for Israelis.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 13, 2025 02:57 PM (W2Pud)

I wonder if Trump will send the Israelis a few MOABs for slum clearance in Gaza, to speed up the process.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 13, 2025 02:59 PM (VNX3d)

136 130 Bulldoze Gaza.
Send all humans elsewhere. Syria, Egypt, Lebanon, Iraq, Iran.... I don't care.

Build a vacation estate for Israelis.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 13, 2025 02:57 PM (W2Pud)

The land is a toxic death zone.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2025 02:59 PM (x0n13)

137 I think I could learn to code much faster than learning any moose limb language. Same which chy nee. I can feel my brain freeze up and shut down.

Just the thought of January 20th is flipping people into their bathtubs (yes, I am going to mock Keith O til the end of time). Some may be slitting their wrists in the bathtub. Others, like Keif, are ruminating in their own yuck and pouting. Some are simply enjoying the bath salts while eating Tide Pods. Some have injested ipecac or have their own projectile emesis without the ipecac (I know the bathtub is safe for this because we once had to give our toddler a dose).

Keif: "It is not fair (primal screaming punctuation)! I thought we were rid of him!" Splashes water in anger
and girly hysteria. His snot and salty tears add some more disgusting matter floating around in his tub. "WHY? HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? Does no one believe in Climate Change? I feel as if I have been raped!"

The water turns cold. Keif hits the hot water with his big, ugly, deformed and hairy toe. Water comes in but is not hot because his fancy hotwater heater has also rebelled. Screams defy decibels at this point, he drags upright with shrinkage...

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 13, 2025 03:00 PM (gi+MR)

138 The Prince: It is better to be feared than loved.

Israel tried being loved. It's time to strike unholy terror into the hearts of their adversaries.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 13, 2025 03:00 PM (s3Vsb)

139 Once they have what's left of the hostages they should nuke Gaza....

Posted by: It's me donna at January 13, 2025 03:00 PM (VE6XX)

140 Once they have what's left of the hostages they should nuke Gaza....
Posted by: It's me donna at January 13, 2025 03:00 PM (VE6XX)

it's a nice thought...

Posted by: runner at January 13, 2025 03:01 PM (g47mK)

141 Here's what we do:

Release whomever Hamas wants in exchange for the remaining hostages. Once we have everybody back that we were expecting- living or dead- go back and kill every last one of the Hamas guys that were just released. It's a real dick move, diplomatically, but I think it will be well-received on our side.

IMO

Posted by: Don Black at January 13, 2025 03:01 PM (AOsQT)

142 Watching FOX LA affiliate.
All the news people are Hispanic women.

Posted by: RI Red - will work for table scraps at January 13, 2025 02:57 PM (j7086)

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Went to Disneyland in the late '90s, and even then about 75% of the crowd was Hispanic and mostly speaking Spanish.

Living in the Bay Area at the time, I was stunned (that area then was a mix of numerous races and nationalities).

Posted by: ShainS -- Commie-Caused Conflagrations Created Califzuela's Chernobyl at January 13, 2025 03:01 PM (VA6id)

143 America is weaker today than it was 4 years ago.

He cannot link and credit himself with Obama bin Laden's capture and death.

He did not improve the lot of American service men and women, the US military as a whole.

Posted by: L - When do we hit rock bottom? at January 13, 2025 03:01 PM (NFX2v)

144 Terrible deal
Terrible

Posted by: Gonzotx at January 13, 2025 03:01 PM (wwB5O)

145 Israel can’t kill these terrorists while they are held prisoner . Just saying.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 13, 2025 03:02 PM (D6PGr)

146 A fundamental element of a prisoner exchange is proof of life. They want to know who they have and what condition they are in. Almost Nobody operates without that information. So they know.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 13, 2025 03:02 PM (9BaH9)

147 Watching FOX LA affiliate.
All the news people are Hispanic women.

Posted by: RI Red - will work for table scraps at January 13, 2025 02:57 PM (j7086)

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Went to Disneyland in the late '90s, and even then about 75% of the crowd was Hispanic and mostly speaking Spanish.

Living in the Bay Area at the time, I was stunned (that area then was a mix of numerous races and nationalities).
Posted by: ShainS -- Commie-Caused Conflagrations Created Califzuela's Chernobyl at January 13, 2025 03:01 PM (VA6id)

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Once upon a time I was bar hopping with friends in San Diego. It was indistinguishable from Tijuana.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 13, 2025 03:02 PM (s3Vsb)

148 Climate change is not the biggest threat facing us.
It is bullshit. Pure bullshit.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 13, 2025 03:02 PM (W/lyH)

149 1,000 released prisoners?

How many 737s does Jeju Air have?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 13, 2025 03:03 PM (J4Vhp)

150 I'm going to wait until after Inauguration Day to see how this actually shakes out. No bets today.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at January 13, 2025 03:03 PM (g8Ew8)

151 The only deal that makes any kind of sense involves the extinction of Hamas.

A Hamastrophe?
Posted by: Archimedes

Let them be a Hamasterisk in the history books.

Posted by: mikeski at January 13, 2025 03:03 PM (PrQqD)

152 Option 2.) Make the trade like the outline says. Then, let it out that each released Tango has an implanted tracker in their skull, and a tiny explosive charge in their chest cavity that the Mossad can set off at any time. Hamas can then kill them all, and save the Israelis the effort. I mean, after the exploding pagers, they'll believe anything.
Posted by: Brewingfrog

Ink a claymore on their chests.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 13, 2025 03:03 PM (/lPRQ)

153 Of course everything is Trump’s fault again.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 13, 2025 03:04 PM (D6PGr)

154 For every dead hostage the border of Gaza gets pushed back 100 yards.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 13, 2025 03:05 PM (W/lyH)

155 Iran has to be destroyed. We'll just the human political infrastructure needs to be murderfied.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 13, 2025 03:05 PM (TaPE6)

156 I did that!

Posted by: Joe Biteum at January 13, 2025 03:05 PM (vFG9F)

157 The IDF chipping them like dogs.

Totes hilarious. Especially if they are chipped in their twig.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 13, 2025 03:05 PM (J4Vhp)

158 >>@LeadingReport
·
>>53m
BREAKING: House Republicans have introduced a bill to allow Trump to enter into negotiations with Denmark to acquire Greenland.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2025 03:06 PM (LkLld)

159 This ain’t the first time x number of Israeli prisoners were exchanged for 20x number of terrorist prisoners.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 13, 2025 03:07 PM (D6PGr)

160 BREAKING: House Republicans have introduced a bill to allow Trump to enter into negotiations with Denmark to acquire Greenland.
Posted by: JackStraw

Inuit was gonna happen sooner or later.

Posted by: Bulg at January 13, 2025 03:07 PM (77rzZ)

161 Once upon a time I was bar hopping with friends in San Diego. It was indistinguishable from Tijuana.

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Ooh, is there a donkey show in San Diego? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Milo at January 13, 2025 03:07 PM (GIf+b)

162 Donkey show in San Diego?

They voted for it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 13, 2025 03:08 PM (J4Vhp)

163 WTF does Greenland have besides halibut and bad music?

Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 13, 2025 03:08 PM (VRvjN)

164 BREAKING: House Republicans have introduced a bill to allow Trump to enter into negotiations with Denmark to acquire Greenland.
Posted by: JackStraw

Inuit was gonna happen sooner or later.
Posted by: Bulg at January 13, 2025 03:07 PM (77rzZ)
***

Ice is nice and will suffice.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 13, 2025 03:08 PM (W/lyH)

165 163 WTF does Greenland have besides halibut and bad music?
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Water front property. Lots of water front property.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 13, 2025 03:09 PM (jFCkp)

166 161 Ooh, is there a donkey show in San Diego? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Milo at January 13, 2025 03:07 PM (GIf+b)

Come to the Island of Cuber, and watch a Donkey shoot Karen Bass out of its cooter!!!

- - Senator Geary, Fredo and Johnny Ola!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2025 03:09 PM (x0n13)

167 Some are criticizing the "deal," noting that Hamas might just be releasing 30 dead bodies in exchange for living terrorists.

Then they are shot during the handoff.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2025 03:09 PM (xO53V)

168
ALERT

FLASH TRAFFIC INCOMING

@KDVR
Some Denver Dunkin' stores impacted by doughnut supply shortage https://trib.al/5u99FTp

Posted by: Don Black at January 13, 2025 03:09 PM (AOsQT)

169
Mayorkas is announcing that all Hamas Prisoners will be offered a pathway to US citizenship because why not.

Posted by: Frank Barone at January 13, 2025 03:09 PM (+oR7L)

170 KDVR
Some Denver Dunkin' stores impacted by doughnut supply shortage https://trib.al/5u99FTp
Posted by: Don Black at January 13, 2025 03:09 PM (AOsQT)

Time to make the donuts.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 13, 2025 03:10 PM (D6PGr)

171 WTF does Greenland have besides halibut and bad music?
Posted by: WitchDoktor

Rare earf metals needed for battery production.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2025 03:10 PM (xO53V)

172 Oh, BTW. F*ck Gavin Newsome, too.

Yup, for the first time in years, I am watching TV. And Fox News.
I cut cable a dozen years ago, but the Soma Machine has just found a way in. In beautiful 4K, too.

Posted by: RI Red - will work for table scraps at January 13, 2025 03:10 PM (j7086)

173 This ain’t the first time x number of Israeli prisoners were exchanged for 20x number of terrorist prisoners.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth

What this really says is that 1 Israeli is worth a multiple of terrorists. So even Israel's enemies acknowledge that the terrorists lesser human beings than the Israelis.

The modern Arabs really suck at math, don't they?

Posted by: Bulg at January 13, 2025 03:10 PM (77rzZ)

174 >WTF does Greenland have besides halibut and bad music?
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Water front property. Lots of water front property.

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and a really groovy art scene

Posted by: Don Black at January 13, 2025 03:10 PM (AOsQT)

175 Greenland is rich in rare earth minerals. It is also strategically located. The minerals and industry are largely undeveloped due to the lack of investment and Denmark’s neglect.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 13, 2025 03:10 PM (9BaH9)

176 LeadingReport
·
>>53m
BREAKING: House Republicans have introduced a bill to allow Trump to enter into negotiations with Denmark to acquire Greenland.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2025 03:06 PM (LkLld)

LOL. I think Donnie Two Scoops is serious.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at January 13, 2025 03:11 PM (g8Ew8)

177 It's exactly like Christmas.
Return Mexico. Exchange for Greenland.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 13, 2025 03:11 PM (TaPE6)

178 Some Denver Dunkin' stores impacted by doughnut supply shortage https://trib.al/5u99FTp
Posted by: Don Black

Because we're running low on flour?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2025 03:11 PM (xO53V)

179 "According to foreign reports, during the first stage of the proposed deal, 33 hostages will be released in exchange for a six-week ceasefire in Gaza and the release of approximately one thousand terrorists. Among these terrorists are 48 who were released in the 2011 "Shalit deal" and who were re-arrested following their return to terror operations; approximately 90 female terrorists; 150-200 terrorists who were sentenced to life in prison; around 350 terrorists under age 19; and around 560 terrorists who are elderly or ill."

Posted by: runner at January 13, 2025 03:11 PM (g47mK)

180 Once Hamas has released its few surviving hostages, they lose what little leverage they had. Ideally, Trump would then order the newly released terrorists hunted for sport by our own services. As signatories of the agreement, Israel is almost certainly barred from delayed retaliation. We aren't.

If that isn't the case, it's a rotten deal, its only saving grace the release of the hostages--those still alive.

Posted by: troyriser at January 13, 2025 03:11 PM (DPeYO)

181
Greenland girls are easy.

Posted by: Olaf & Sven at January 13, 2025 03:11 PM (+oR7L)

182 biden was just on TV claiming credit for the hamas hostage deal that hasn't happened yet.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 13, 2025 03:11 PM (Rcnd3)

183

"I can see Greenland from my back yard!"

- - VP Bjork Palin!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2025 03:11 PM (x0n13)

184 Climate change is not the biggest threat facing us.
It is bullshit. Pure bullshit.
Posted by: Diogenes

According to CNN, climate change is LESS of a concern for the American people since the LApacolypse.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 13, 2025 03:11 PM (C4bZB)

185 "WTF does Greenland have besides halibut and bad music?"

Land. Lots of land. Plenty of room for displaced Californians to build Utopia.

Posted by: Joe Biteum at January 13, 2025 03:11 PM (vFG9F)

186 I saw Doughnut Supply Shortage open for Bread on the King Biscuit Flower Hour show in '76.

Posted by: mikeski at January 13, 2025 03:12 PM (PrQqD)

187 Among these terrorists are 48 who were released in the 2011 "Shalit deal" and who were re-arrested following their return to terror operations;

I see where Israel made a mistake.

They let those 48 live.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2025 03:13 PM (xO53V)

188 Land. Lots of land. Plenty of room for displaced Californians to build Utopia.

Leftist Utopia = Myopia

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2025 03:13 PM (x0n13)

189 Rare earf metals needed for battery production.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2025 03:10 PM (xO53V)

Can we find a better use for these materials than batteries.. seems like waste

Posted by: A dude in MI at January 13, 2025 03:13 PM (/6GbT)

190 Greenland has molybdenum and tantalum !

Posted by: runner at January 13, 2025 03:13 PM (g47mK)

191 WTF does Greenland have besides halibut and bad music?
Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 13, 2025 03:08 PM (VRvjN)

While seeking independence from Denmark, Greenland has been asking Beijing if they want to be their sugar daddy. If Xi had missiles there he'd be able to hit Boston, NYC, and D.C. no sweat.

Also they have minerals that would free the world from dependence on China.

So, in conclusion, "Chy-nuh!"

Posted by: Ian S. at January 13, 2025 03:13 PM (2ocoG)

192 >>LOL. I think Donnie Two Scoops is serious.

He's definitely serious. Aside from all kinds of mineral wealth Greenland is in a very strategic location for both military and commerce.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2025 03:13 PM (LkLld)

193 WTF does Greenland have besides halibut and bad music?

Never overlook a well prepared halibut dinner.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 13, 2025 03:14 PM (W/lyH)

194 I guess we on the gulf coast are due for another cold snap beginning next Monday. I’d rather the dreaded global warming about now.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 13, 2025 03:14 PM (D6PGr)

195 It was named Greenland to get people to colonize it. "Hey, it's Green!"

The whole place is a lie.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 13, 2025 03:14 PM (NFf05)

196 Take Greenland. Just for the halibut.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 13, 2025 03:14 PM (YeGMU)

197 Talks held in Qatar -- and attended by envoys of both President Biden and President-elect Donald Trump -- went into the early hours Monday, with Hamas teasing the release of many of its terrorists captured by Israel
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How hard do you think the Biden envoys are fighting to have Hamas hold on to their hostages?

Posted by: Eeyore at January 13, 2025 03:14 PM (1bNHn)

198 183

"I can see Greenland from my back yard!"

- - VP Bjork Palin!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2025 03:11 PM (x0n13)

+++

LOL

Posted by: washrivergal at January 13, 2025 03:14 PM (C53IZ)

199
Attaining Greenland during a global warming trend is risky, no? The whole continent could melt.

Posted by: Frank Barone at January 13, 2025 03:14 PM (+oR7L)

200 Wait a dad-gummed minute

how can they be out of donuts if they supposedly make the donuts on site?

there is something rotten in Denmark

Posted by: Don Black at January 13, 2025 03:14 PM (AOsQT)

201 29 >>Israel should return a dead terrorist for each dead hostage.

Yep. Show up with a bus filled with Prisoners.

One for one exchange.

Once the bodies start coming back on gurneys, the pistol comes out and you dispatch a Prisoner and send his body over the line.

Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2025 02:36 PM (snN/i)
_____________________

This.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2025 03:14 PM (YqDXo)

202

Greenland borders the arctic where both the filthy Chi-Coms and Russkies are serious about planting their flags. That alone cannot be allowed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2025 03:14 PM (x0n13)

203 If Israel gets a free hand to annex the Druze enclave in the Syrian amirate, the deal might not be the worst.

Posted by: gKWVE at January 13, 2025 03:15 PM (gKWVE)

204 Greenland has iceonium out the yazoo.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 13, 2025 03:15 PM (D6PGr)

205 >This has to stop. Make the deal and rescue as many hostages as you can. And then finish them off. The people of Gaza who are complicit in everything that has happened to them cannot be coddled and protected any longer. No more humanitarian enclaves that embrace terrorists. Better that their children die for their sins, than our soldiers. Cut off all aid. Zero. Drop bunker bombs everywhere. And only when the stench of thousands of dead Hamas terrorists permeate the streets of Gaza from their underground lairs, send in the IDF with bulldozers. Enough. Enough.

Posted by: beckster at January 13, 2025 02:55 PM (NLtte)

You want a Final Palestinian Solution? Ironic

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at January 13, 2025 03:15 PM (sB/hP)

206 > WTF does Greenland have besides halibut and bad music?

Minerals used in tech products.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2025 03:15 PM (Odg76)

207 It was named Greenland to get people to colonize it. "Hey, it's Green!"

The whole place is a lie.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 13, 2025 03:14 PM (NFf05)
________________

Now do "Green New Deal."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2025 03:15 PM (YqDXo)

208 Make Greenland green again.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 13, 2025 03:15 PM (YeGMU)

209 What about Unobtanium?

Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 13, 2025 03:16 PM (NFf05)

210 Give each terrorist a free cell phone upon release as a consolation prize. Then, well, you know what to do...

Posted by: hobbitopoly at January 13, 2025 03:16 PM (k9OZB)

211 Hold it. Reading further, I think I'm now tired of losing. Has Carter risen from his grave?

Posted by: Eeyore at January 13, 2025 03:16 PM (1bNHn)

212 122 This has to stop. Make the deal and rescue as many hostages as you can. And then finish them off. The people of Gaza who are complicit in everything that has happened to them cannot be coddled and protected any longer. No more humanitarian enclaves that embrace terrorists. Better that their children die for their sins, than our soldiers. Cut off all aid. Zero. Drop bunker bombs everywhere. And only when the stench of thousands of dead Hamas terrorists permeate the streets of Gaza from their underground lairs, send in the IDF with bulldozers. Enough. Enough.

-------

I'd sign up for her newsletter.

Go ahead and do it on her website - she's great - she publishes every Sunday.

Posted by: beckster at January 13, 2025 03:16 PM (NLtte)

213 I saw Doughnut Supply Shortage open for Bread on the King Biscuit Flower Hour show in '76.
Posted by: mikeski"

Really? I saw them open for Hole in 89.

Posted by: Joe Biteum at January 13, 2025 03:16 PM (vFG9F)

214 Attaining Greenland during a global warming trend is risky, no? The whole continent could melt.
Posted by: Frank Barone

Greenland isn't a continent. It's the world's largest island, and part of North America.

But we still would have to worry about it tipping over.

Posted by: Bulg at January 13, 2025 03:16 PM (77rzZ)

215 It was named Greenland to get people to colonize it.

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You know, like the Inflation Reduction Act.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 13, 2025 03:17 PM (C4bZB)

216 Maybe the Paleostinians exchanged will each receive a new pager.

Posted by: Doesn't read the comments at January 13, 2025 03:17 PM (JdBpj)

217 @Variety
Rachel Maddow will return to hosting five nights a week on MSNBC during Donald Trump's first 100 days back in office.

Alex Wagner will head into the field during this time in a bid to talk to people across the U.S. affected by Trump polices.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 13, 2025 03:17 PM (NpAcC)

218 Attaining Greenland during a global warming trend is risky, no? The whole continent could melt.

Posted by: Frank Barone at January 13, 2025 03:14 PM (+oR7L)
__________________

IF "global warming" were real.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2025 03:17 PM (YqDXo)

219 Greenland borders the arctic where both the filthy Chi-Coms and Russkies are serious about planting their flags. That alone cannot be allowed.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2025 03:14 PM (x0n13)

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Correct!

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 13, 2025 03:17 PM (gaKF9)

220 I seem to recall a theory that under the ice, Greenland is really a bunch of islands.

Not really relevant, just chatting.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 13, 2025 03:17 PM (NFf05)

221 How do we feel about slow-acting poison for the hamassholes freed?

Posted by: Ryan Frank at January 13, 2025 03:17 PM (fgmuN)

222 Greenland also has Suaasat - which is a soup made of seal meat.

Posted by: runner at January 13, 2025 03:18 PM (g47mK)

223 195 It was named Greenland to get people to colonize it. "Hey, it's Green!"

The whole place is a lie.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 13, 2025 03:14 PM (NFf05)

+++

I think for a good long while it was green. A lot Norwegians settled and had farms and sheep. Then it got colder, so cold many died and the others went back to Norway.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 13, 2025 03:18 PM (C53IZ)

224 The LA fire scenes are hard to fathom. It looks like massive war.
Samantha ? Somebody, a convert to the right, was pointing that it was, actually, an act of war.
Have you covered that yet, Ace?

Posted by: RI Red - will work for table scraps at January 13, 2025 03:18 PM (j7086)

225 122
I'd sign up for her newsletter.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 13, 2025 02:56 PM (gaKF9)
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I do subscribe. Here you go, at the bottom are instructions:

https://www.naomiragen.com/

Posted by: Ciampino - sign up instructions at January 13, 2025 03:18 PM (i0xsb)

226 You want a Final Palestinian Solution? Ironic
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at January 13, 2025 03:15 PM (sB/hP)

Good try.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 13, 2025 03:18 PM (D6PGr)

227 221 How do we feel about slow-acting poison for the hamassholes freed?
Posted by: Ryan Frank at January 13, 2025 03:17 PM (fgmuN)

See me at #127

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2025 03:18 PM (x0n13)

228

Iceland is green and Greenland is icy.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 13, 2025 03:19 PM (gaKF9)

229 I think for a good long while it was green. A lot Norwegians settled and had farms and sheep. Then it got colder, so cold many died and the others went back to Norway.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 13, 2025 03:18 PM (C53IZ)
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Then CLIMATE CHANGED IT!!!

* shaking fist *

Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2025 03:19 PM (krQz2)

230 If the new Lebanese president says no more Hezbollah in his land, than why the hell is Biden admin funding Hezbollah? Lebanon should kick our ambassador out.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 13, 2025 03:19 PM (JdBpj)

231 While seeking independence from Denmark, Greenland has been asking Beijing if they want to be their sugar daddy. If Xi had missiles there he'd be able to hit Boston, NYC, and D.C. no sweat.
__________________

(ponders)

So far I don't see a problem.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2025 03:20 PM (YqDXo)

232 Biden was "the only one to stand in the path of Keiv."

FFS

Posted by: L - When do we hit rock bottom? at January 13, 2025 03:20 PM (NFX2v)

233 Climate change is not the biggest threat facing us.
It is bullshit. Pure bullshit.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 13, 2025 03:02 PM (W/lyH)

The biggest threat facing the US is bullshit, from the MSM, the "Science", etc.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 13, 2025 03:20 PM (VNX3d)

234 Iceland has a volcano.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 13, 2025 03:20 PM (YeGMU)

235
I'm on the top of the world lookin' down on the nations
And the only explanation I can find
It's the ores that we've found, ever since Trump took this ground
We got Greenland at the top of the world

Posted by: Don Black at January 13, 2025 03:20 PM (AOsQT)

236 It was named Greenland to get people to colonize it. "Hey, it's Green!"

The whole place is a lie.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 13, 2025 03:14 PM (NFf05)
________________

Now do "Green New Deal."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

The whole thing is fake. Do "green screen".

Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2025 03:20 PM (xO53V)

237

Every terrorist must go see the Israeli Dentist, A mossad-trained DDS who will plant explosive radio-controlled fillings made of Fulmonate of mercury.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2025 03:21 PM (x0n13)

238
EM GUACAMOLE FOADDY-SEBUN1!1!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at January 13, 2025 03:21 PM (5hfjS)

239 234 Iceland has a volcano.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 13, 2025 03:20 PM (YeGMU)

Bjork after eating beans?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2025 03:21 PM (x0n13)

240 I will give them this.

The people who still live there are too stubborn to leave.

Mad respect.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 13, 2025 03:21 PM (NFf05)

241 Biden was "the only one to stand in the path of Keiv."

He also beat Medicare.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 13, 2025 03:22 PM (aD39U)

242 Red, you mean like this?

>>@nypost
·
>>1h
Cause of LA’s Palisades Fire has ‘human origins’ in hiking area popular with teens

Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2025 03:22 PM (LkLld)

243 234 Iceland has a volcano.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 13, 2025 03:20 PM (YeGMU)

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Didn't it just have an eruption?

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 13, 2025 03:22 PM (gaKF9)

244 I before e except after c. My error.

Posted by: L - When do we hit rock bottom? at January 13, 2025 03:22 PM (NFX2v)

245 236 It was named Greenland to get people to colonize it. "Hey, it's Green!"

The whole place is a lie.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 13, 2025 03:14 PM (NFf05)
________________

Now do "Green New Deal."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

The whole thing is fake. Do "green screen".

Greenday is shit

Posted by: steevy at January 13, 2025 03:22 PM (KQk9m)

246 How did they miss the headline

TRUMP’S ATTEMPT TO OBTAIN GREENLAND HAS BEEN GREEN LIT BY CONGRESS

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 13, 2025 03:22 PM (D6PGr)

247 I seem to recall a theory that under the ice, Greenland is really a bunch of islands.

Not really relevant, just chatting.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 13, 2025 03:17 PM (NFf05)

Pretty sure that center of the island is depressed below sea level by the weight of all the ice.

Consider just one thing: the huge amount of fresh water tied up in that Greenland icecap. And huge hunks of it fall off the edges every year into the sea, where they could be captured and towed to water-scarce regions in the Atlantic basin. For a profit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2025 03:23 PM (8zz6B)

248 Iceland is one big volcano I think

Posted by: steevy at January 13, 2025 03:23 PM (KQk9m)

249 They have arrested over 100 arsonists.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 13, 2025 03:23 PM (YeGMU)

250 Greenland also has Suaasat - which is a soup made of seal meat.
Posted by: runner

With carrots in it?

Posted by: Bulg at January 13, 2025 03:23 PM (77rzZ)

251 What about Unobtanium?
Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 13, 2025 03:16 PM

Haven't been able to lay my hands on any lately.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 13, 2025 03:23 PM (+QlJh)

252 Mmm ..seal meat.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 13, 2025 03:23 PM (aD39U)

253 242 Red, you mean like this?

>>@nypost
·
>>1h
Cause of LA’s Palisades Fire has ‘human origins’ in hiking area popular with teens
Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2025 03:22 PM (LkLld)

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Andrew Huberman took video of a guy starting a fire. There are a number of other videos showing men starting fires.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 13, 2025 03:23 PM (gaKF9)

254 The Greenland New Deal.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 13, 2025 03:24 PM (YeGMU)

255 Don Black,
The other day, The Carpenters' On Top of the World came on the radio and I knew all the words. My wife said "You must have had an unspeakably horrible childhood."

Posted by: Wally at January 13, 2025 03:24 PM (7DfY/)

256 Pretty sure that center of the island is depressed below sea level by the weight of all the ice.

Consider just one thing: the huge amount of fresh water tied up in that Greenland icecap. And huge hunks of it fall off the edges every year into the sea, where they could be captured and towed to water-scarce regions in the Atlantic basin. For a profit.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2025 03:23 PM (8zz6B)

-

I hear California is a ready customer.

Transport is an issue though, but we can build that into the cost.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 13, 2025 03:24 PM (NFf05)

257 Iceland has a volcano.
Posted by: Boss Moss

More than one, I think. And lots of thermal hot springs.

Posted by: Bulg at January 13, 2025 03:24 PM (77rzZ)

258 Federal Death Penalty for any convicted arsonist in the CA fires

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 13, 2025 03:25 PM (D6PGr)

259 I'm on the top of the world lookin' down on the nations
And the only explanation I can find
It's the ores that we've found, ever since Trump took this ground
We got Greenland at the top of the world
Posted by: Don Black at January 13, 2025 03:20 PM

*golf clap*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 13, 2025 03:25 PM (+QlJh)

260 >>Andrew Huberman took video of a guy starting a fire. There are a number of other videos showing men starting fires.

That's because they were driven crazy by global warming.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2025 03:25 PM (LkLld)

261 I think for a good long while it was green. A lot Norwegians settled and had farms and sheep. Then it got colder, so cold many died and the others went back to Norway.

Damn, it's cold. We need to leave, but where shall we go? Florida, or possibly back to Norway. Norway it is!

Posted by: Not very bright Norskis at January 13, 2025 03:25 PM (xCA6C)

262 You want a Final Palestinian Solution? Ironic
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at January 13, 2025 03:15 PM (sB/hP)

What's a "Palestenian"?

Posted by: runner at January 13, 2025 03:25 PM (g47mK)

263 I think for a good long while it was green. A lot Norwegians settled and had farms and sheep. Then it got colder, so cold many died and the others went back to Norway.
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Greenland's Viking economic success was founded on walrus tusks. Once the price for walrus tusk fell the outposts in Greenland folded.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 13, 2025 03:25 PM (jFCkp)

264 A deal that looks like all the other hostage deals and then the war continues.

Posted by: wodun at January 13, 2025 03:25 PM (kmNtT)

265 The other day, The Carpenters' On Top of the World came on the radio and I knew all the words. My wife said "You must have had an unspeakably horrible childhood."
Posted by: Wally

Karen's voice is so lovely in that. But then, her voice was lovely in anything. She could've made even the Kars for Kids jingle listenable.

Posted by: Bulg at January 13, 2025 03:25 PM (77rzZ)

266 Greenland also has Suaasat - which is a soup made of seal meat.
Posted by: runner at January 13, 2025 03:18 PM

Mmmm....seal.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 13, 2025 03:26 PM (+QlJh)

267 I think Musk could use his Boring company to pipe excess rain water from flood prone areas to drought prone areas.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 13, 2025 03:26 PM (D6PGr)

268 Greenland's Viking economic success was founded on walrus tusks. Once the price for walrus tusk fell the outposts in Greenland folded.
Posted by: Pudinhead

And they went to Oak Island.

Posted by: Bulg at January 13, 2025 03:26 PM (77rzZ)

269 The North American Domino Theory. First Canada, then Greenland.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 13, 2025 03:26 PM (YeGMU)

270 137
Splashes water in anger and girly hysteria.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 13, 2025 03:00 PM (gi+MR)
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Very vivid. Do you have a newsletter?

You know what rhymes with hysteria? Listeria, which we seem to be hearing often lately.

Posted by: Ciampino - too impressionable? at January 13, 2025 03:26 PM (i0xsb)

271 >>> Some Denver Dunkin' stores impacted by doughnut supply shortage https://trib.al/5u99FTp
Posted by: Don Black

Because we're running low on flour?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2025 03:11 PM (xO53V)

No, it's the holes. We once had a large stockpile in Blackburn Lancashire but they ran out.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 13, 2025 03:27 PM (Y6IkP)

272 More than one, I think. And lots of thermal hot springs.
Posted by: Bulg at January 13, 2025 03:24 PM (77rzZ)

Iceland is entirely volcanic in origin. It is just an emergent portion of the mid-Atlantic Ridge.

Greenland has both continental-type crust, and some volcanic features, like the rest of North America.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2025 03:27 PM (8zz6B)

273 CarShield got rid of Mr Ice Tea and got Ponch!

Posted by: fd at January 13, 2025 03:27 PM (vFG9F)

274 My wife said "You must have had an unspeakably horrible childhood."
Posted by: Wally at January 13, 2025 03:24 PM (7DfY/)

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Don Black's wife sounds like a bitchy, troll.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 13, 2025 03:27 PM (gaKF9)

275 And they went to Oak Island.
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Most likely they did go to Oak Island. Greenland has no trees nor lumber.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 13, 2025 03:28 PM (jFCkp)

276 Fucking Dunkin Donuts doesn't even make donuts in their stores anymore!

Posted by: steevy at January 13, 2025 03:28 PM (KQk9m)

277 "No, it's the holes. We once had a large stockpile in Blackburn Lancashire but they ran out.
Posted by: banana Dream "

Have you checked Albert Hall?

Posted by: fd at January 13, 2025 03:28 PM (vFG9F)

278 Andrew Huberman took video of a guy starting a fire. There are a number of other videos showing men starting fires.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 13, 2025 03:23 PM (gaKF9)
________________

Execute them all.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2025 03:28 PM (YqDXo)

279 So Biden was taking credit for this before it's even finalized ? Pitiful

Posted by: It's me donna at January 13, 2025 03:28 PM (VE6XX)

280 No, it's the holes. We once had a large stockpile in Blackburn Lancashire but they ran out.

At least we now know how many it takes to fill the Albert Hall.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 13, 2025 03:28 PM (xCA6C)

281 https://revolver.news/2025/01/update on cali looters latest mugshots wont surprise anyone

Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2025 03:28 PM (fwDg9)

282 Greenland is not a member of the EU but has special access to their markets for fish and seafood.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 13, 2025 03:28 PM (kJM3W)

283 It seems we have reached peak donut.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 13, 2025 03:28 PM (YeGMU)

284 Wally, it's a real earworm

Posted by: Don Black at January 13, 2025 03:29 PM (AOsQT)

285 Andrew Huberman took video of a guy starting a fire. There are a number of other videos showing men starting fires.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 13, 2025 03:23 PM (gaKF9)
________________

Execute them all.

Let the fire burn, but stake the perps next to it.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 13, 2025 03:29 PM (xCA6C)

286 Jack and seems legit,
https://naomiwolf.substack.com/p/what-is-a-war?

Hope the margins are prepared.

Posted by: RI Red - will work for table scraps at January 13, 2025 03:29 PM (j7086)

287 Damn, it's cold. We need to leave, but where shall we go? Florida, or possibly back to Norway. Norway it is!

Posted by: Not very bright Norskis at January 13, 2025 03:25 PM (xCA6C)

++++

Too funny, but true. When they did come here they settled in Wisconsin, Minnesota, Michigan.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 13, 2025 03:29 PM (C53IZ)

288 This sounds normal.

>>@RepMTG
·
>>43m
I just flew into DCA.
Before landing, our pilot announced he had to fly in from another direction due to “unauthorized drone activity” over the White House.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2025 03:29 PM (LkLld)

289 Also: Joe Biden said he tried to send more Secret Service agents to the border during his term

Secret Service agents

Posted by: Don Black at January 13, 2025 03:30 PM (AOsQT)

290 It seems we have reached peak donut.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 13, 2025 03:28 PM (YeGMU)

Sabotage in the donut production sector is nothing less than a Krispy Krime!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2025 03:30 PM (8zz6B)

291 Great. Now I have to stockpile donuts.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 13, 2025 03:30 PM (GYrs0)

292 As a kid I had a chocolate donut and a pint of chocolate milk for breakfast everyday on the way to school. Surprised I’m not diabetic.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 13, 2025 03:30 PM (D6PGr)

293 "At least we now know how many it takes to fill the Albert Hall.
Posted by: Archimedes"

Am I the only one who interprets that line as "assholes"?

Posted by: fd at January 13, 2025 03:30 PM (vFG9F)

294 Iceland is green and Greenland is icy.

Posted by: L - When will we hit rock bottom,? at January 13, 2025 03:30 PM (NFX2v)

295 What's a "Palestenian"?

$20, like in town.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle for festive little hats at January 13, 2025 03:30 PM (G0bxm)

296 Biden was "the only one to stand in the path of Keiv."

FFS

Posted by: L - When do we hit rock bottom?

I.see Ukraine has said they'll return the NorK soldiers captured in Ukraine to North Korea. That'll teach the bastards!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 13, 2025 03:31 PM (C4bZB)

297 Iceland is green and Greenland is icy.
Posted by: L

And Finland is not covered in fins.

Posted by: Bulg at January 13, 2025 03:32 PM (77rzZ)

298 https://revolver.news/2025/01/update on cali looters latest mugshots wont surprise anyone

Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2025 03:28 PM (fwDg9)
__________________

Lemme guess: they're diverse?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2025 03:32 PM (YqDXo)

299 I.see Ukraine has said they'll return the NorK soldiers captured in Ukraine to North Korea. That'll teach the bastards!

The Norks will shoot them. Do you really think they want them telling their fellow conscripts what's going on in Ukraine?

Posted by: Archimedes at January 13, 2025 03:32 PM (xCA6C)

300
Every terrorist must go see the Israeli Dentist, A mossad-trained DDS who will plant explosive radio-controlled fillings made of Fulmonate of mercury.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

eez it safe?

Posted by: Looking For Mr. Mallo Bar at January 13, 2025 03:33 PM (GF6yJ)

301 It seems we have reached peak donut.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 13, 2025 03:28 PM (YeGMU)

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Not while Lt. Colonel Bearclaw is still in charge of filling (SWIDT?) and protecting the National Strategic Pastry Reserve!

Posted by: ShainS -- Commie-Caused Conflagrations Created Califzuela's Chernobyl at January 13, 2025 03:33 PM (lzoMw)

302 Joe Biden: "Today, I can report to the American people our adversaries are weaker than they were when we came into this job four years ago.”

Posted by: Don Black at January 13, 2025 03:33 PM (AOsQT)

303 Naomi Ragen is an American born Israeli who writes a weekly column on the war at naomiragen.com. I agree with what she wrote yesterday:
____________________________
This has to stop. Make the deal and rescue as many hostages as you can. And then finish them off. The people of Gaza who are complicit in everything that has happened to them cannot be coddled and protected any longer. No more humanitarian enclaves that embrace terrorists. Better that their children die for their sins, than our soldiers. Cut off all aid. Zero. Drop bunker bombs everywhere. And only when the stench of thousands of dead Hamas terrorists permeate the streets of Gaza from their underground lairs, send in the IDF with bulldozers. Enough. Enough.

Posted by: beckster at January 13, 2025 02:55 PM (NLtte)

I swear it moved.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 13, 2025 03:33 PM (VwHCD)

304 The Norks will shoot them. Do you really think they want them telling their fellow conscripts what's going on in Ukraine?
Posted by: Archimedes

Or about all the internet porn available there.

Posted by: Bulg at January 13, 2025 03:33 PM (77rzZ)

305 The Norks will shoot them. Do you really think they want them telling their fellow conscripts what's going on in Ukraine?
Posted by: Archimedes

Or about all the internet porn available there.

That too.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 13, 2025 03:34 PM (xCA6C)

306 302 Joe Biden: "Today, I can report to the American people our adversaries are weaker than they were when we came into this job four years ago.”
Posted by: Don Black at January 13, 2025 03:33 PM (AOsQT)

I think Joe meant Our Allies

Posted by: It's me donna at January 13, 2025 03:34 PM (VE6XX)

307 304 The Norks will shoot them. Do you really think they want them telling their fellow conscripts what's going on in Ukraine?
Posted by: Archimedes

Or about all the internet porn available there.
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They are epic. They are referred to as the Dirty Arab channels.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 13, 2025 03:34 PM (jFCkp)

308 Biden: "Lets get something straight about the border: When I became president, the numbers came way down."

He also claims to have "pushed very hard" to put more "Secret Service agents" on the border.

Posted by: Don Black at January 13, 2025 03:35 PM (AOsQT)

309 A deal that looks like all the other hostage deals and then the war continues.

Posted by: wodun

Some book I read predicted they'll cry peace! Peace! But there will be no peace.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 13, 2025 03:35 PM (C4bZB)

310 302 Joe Biden: "Today, I can report to the American people our adversaries are weaker than they were when we came into this job four years ago.”

Posted by: Don Black at January 13, 2025 03:33 PM (AOsQT)

++++

Finally I can breathe easier. Thank you, Joe Biden!

Posted by: washrivergal at January 13, 2025 03:35 PM (C53IZ)

311 And Finland is not covered in fins

--

Next you'll tell me Ireland isn't really full of ire, and the Netherlands has a distinct lack of genitalia.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 13, 2025 03:35 PM (ZLVsa)

312 Joe Biden: "Today, I can report to the American people our adversaries are weaker than they were when we came into this job four years ago.”
Posted by: Don Black at January 13, 2025 03:33 PM (AOsQT)

A doddering pervert says "what"?

Posted by: hobbitopoly at January 13, 2025 03:35 PM (k9OZB)

313 261 I think for a good long while it was green. A lot Norwegians settled and had farms and sheep. Then it got colder, so cold many died and the others went back to Norway.

Damn, it's cold. We need to leave, but where shall we go? Florida, or possibly back to Norway. Norway it is!
Posted by: Not very bright Norskis at January 13, 2025 03:25 PM (xCA6C)

If you actually believe in Globull Warmering, then us taking Greenland AND Canada makes a lot of sense.... we'll need the farmland!

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 13, 2025 03:36 PM (QAkQ3)

314 Everything is fucked up.

286 Jack and seems legit,
https://naomiwolf.substack.com/p/what-is-a-war?

Hope the margins are prepared.
Posted by: RI Red - will work for table scraps at January 13, 2025 03:29 PM (j7086)

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I'm about a third in. Naomi Wolf has done stellar work with regard to the vaccines. She had hundreds if not thousands of people going through records. It's truly amazing what she's found.

I'm with her, there isn't anything off the table when it comes to warfare from China, WEF, WHO, etc..

No conspiracy theory is off the table. At least for me.

Thanks for the link.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 13, 2025 03:36 PM (gaKF9)

315 Joe Biden: "Today, I can report to the American people our adversaries are weaker than they were when we came into this job four years ago.”

Posted by: Don Black at January 13, 2025 03:33 PM (AOsQT)

He's so full of shit he's a sauntering colostomy bag.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 13, 2025 03:37 PM (VwHCD)

316 What numbers went way down Joe?

Posted by: steevy at January 13, 2025 03:37 PM (KQk9m)

317 https://revolver.news/2025/01/update on cali looters latest mugshots wont surprise anyone
Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2025 03:28 PM (fwDg9)
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Norweigans?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at January 13, 2025 03:37 PM (iFTx/)

318 Red, I don't know if she's 100% correct but I definitely think at least some of the fires were intentionally set.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2025 03:37 PM (LkLld)

319
I.see Ukraine has said they'll return the NorK soldiers captured in Ukraine to North Korea. That'll teach the bastards!

The Ukrainians have PORNOGRAPHY! And FOOD!

Posted by: Sergeant Nork at January 13, 2025 03:38 PM (y9nCu)

320 @Not_the_Bee
No joke, the garbage truck that Trump rode to a rally will be in the 2025 Inaugural Parade 😂✊

Posted by: Don Black at January 13, 2025 03:38 PM (AOsQT)

321 Biden: "Lets get something straight about the border: When I became president, the numbers came way down."

He also claims to have "pushed very hard" to put more "Secret Service agents" on the border.

Posted by: Don Black at January 13, 2025 03:35 PM (AOsQT)
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OK, Joe. Go make your statement.

Aside to audience: nobody laughs.

Go ahead, Joe.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2025 03:38 PM (YqDXo)

322 And -- there are no ancient-Egyptian kings in the Faeroe Islands.

Posted by: Bulg at January 13, 2025 03:39 PM (77rzZ)

323 As the home of the Irish, Ireland is most certainly full of ire. Well, used to be anyway.

Posted by: Ryan Frank at January 13, 2025 03:39 PM (fgmuN)

324 I say take all the Hamas terrorists, put tracking devices in them (unbeknownst to them), and should it become necessary, sic a drone on them.

Posted by: red speck at January 13, 2025 03:39 PM (0Id0S)

325 OFFS

Newsome said he's not interested in placing blame.

Oh, we know.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 13, 2025 03:39 PM (gaKF9)

326 316 What numbers went way down Joe?

Posted by: steevy at January 13, 2025 03:37 PM (KQk9m)

++++

When I say numbers, I mean numbers, Jack. You want to take this outside?

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 13, 2025 03:40 PM (C53IZ)

327 is it annoying when I post stuff from X?

[ ] yes
[ ] hell yes

Posted by: Don Black at January 13, 2025 03:40 PM (AOsQT)

328 >>No joke, the garbage truck that Trump rode to a rally will be in the 2025 Inaugural Parade

I may or may not get tired of Winning...but I will never get tired of the God Tier Trolling.

Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2025 03:40 PM (snN/i)

329 302 Joe Biden: "Today, I can report to the American people our adversaries are weaker than they were when we came into this job four years ago.”

Posted by: Don Black at January 13, 2025 03:33 PM (AOsQT)
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No, your adversaries are stronger than ever, and about to take over a week from today.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2025 03:40 PM (YqDXo)

330 325 OFFS

Newsome said he's not interested in placing blame.

Oh, we know.
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 13, 2025 03:39 PM (gaKF9)

Or taking it either

Posted by: It's me donna at January 13, 2025 03:40 PM (VE6XX)

331 https://revolver.news/2025/01/update on cali looters latest mugshots wont surprise anyone
Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2025 03:28 PM (fwDg9)
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Norweigans?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at January 13, 2025 03:37 PM (iFTx/)

Filthy icebacks?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 13, 2025 03:40 PM (i24o9)

332 No conspiracy theory is off the table. At least for me.

Thanks for the link.
Posted by: Seems Legit

They quit "being off the table" when all of them started coming true.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2025 03:40 PM (xO53V)

333 As the home of the Irish, Ireland is most certainly full of ire. Well, used to be anyway.
Posted by: Ryan Frank

Well, they're restocking their strategic ire reserves by importing all the I-keel-yous.

Posted by: Bulg at January 13, 2025 03:41 PM (77rzZ)

334 For every dead hostage Hamas releases, Israel should give 10 dead terrorists.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 13, 2025 03:41 PM (w+hdv)

335 They quit "being off the table" when all of them started coming true.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2025 03:40 PM (xO53V)

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You are correct, Sir!

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 13, 2025 03:41 PM (gaKF9)

336 I say take all the Hamas terrorists, put tracking devices in them (unbeknownst to them), and should it become necessary, sic a drone on them.

Posted by: red speck at January 13, 2025 03:39 PM (0Id0S)
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Wait until the wogs are out of range, then call every one of their pagers.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2025 03:41 PM (YqDXo)

337 Red, I don't know if she's 100% correct but I definitely think at least some of the fires were intentionally set.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2025 03:37 PM (LkLld)
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With all the vicious feral animals crawling around LA, you'd think there would be many more fires started. Not just the insane homeless, but the antifa animals, the BLM, animals, the planet-hating Retarded Gretas of the world, etc.

Any and all of these animals would be happy to start fires. And I'll bet they do. I think it's just that we never hear about them ... until the fires consume houses of the Very Important People of Importance.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at January 13, 2025 03:42 PM (iFTx/)

338 Isn't there some international law agains parading captured soldiers (prisoners) for propaganda purposes ? Something, something Geneva convention ?

Posted by: runner at January 13, 2025 03:42 PM (g47mK)

339 Red, I don't know if she's 100% correct but I definitely think at least some of the fires were intentionally set.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2025 03:37 PM (LkLld)

But, Jack, I’m currently out of work, and all I can do is read conspiracy theories all day!
And it sounds like a good one.

Posted by: RI Red - will work for table scraps at January 13, 2025 03:42 PM (j7086)

340 325 OFFS

Newsome said he's not interested in placing blame.

Oh, we know.
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 13, 2025 03:39 PM (gaKF9)
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I'll take "things Adolf said" for $500, Alex.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2025 03:42 PM (YqDXo)

341
NOOOD malaka harris prototype

Posted by: Looking For Mr. Mallo Bar at January 13, 2025 03:42 PM (GF6yJ)

342 265
The other day, The Carpenters' On Top of the World came on the radio and I knew all the words. My wife said "You must have had an unspeakably horrible childhood."
Posted by: Wally

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My wife told me to stop singing "I'm A Believer" or she'd kill me. I thought she was kidding.

Then I saw her face..

Posted by: Ciampino - Stop Monkeying around at January 13, 2025 03:42 PM (i0xsb)

343 Thought:

some will say Trump enters office a lame duck
I say he enters office a loose cannon with no f***s to give

Posted by: Don Black at January 13, 2025 03:43 PM (AOsQT)

344 So, the Rotting Corpse was on TV to spout his lying bilge for the last time.

Biden you suck was then Cancer....... You are a disgust peace of filth and a traitor. Your family is garbage, and I hope you poor health after you leave office,

Posted by: Mike Hunt at January 13, 2025 03:43 PM (SqPlq)

345 Israel was able to hide explosives in those tiny pagers, just think what they can hide in a released terrorist.

No matter how many "alive" hostages are released, all those poor souls are going to be essentially dead due to the horror they endured, Isreal just needs to get them back, and then follow in hamas' footsteps by breaking the cease fire, and immediately wiping out as many more terrorist as they can.

Also if Turkey is taking these terrorist, they should be immediately kicked out of NATO, as accepting terrorist like those are a security threat and show their allegiance is to their fellow Muslim terrorist.

Posted by: Rbastid at January 13, 2025 03:43 PM (hBP6r)

346 NOOD Bass liar

Posted by: It's me donna at January 13, 2025 03:43 PM (VE6XX)

347 https://revolver.news/2025/01/update on cali looters latest mugshots wont surprise anyone
Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2025 03:28 PM (fwDg9)
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Norwegians?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at January 13, 2025 03:37 PM (iFTx/)

Filthy icebacks?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 13, 2025 03:40 PM (i24o9)
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They're the worst!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at January 13, 2025 03:43 PM (iFTx/)

348 Red, I don't know if she's 100% correct but I definitely think at least some of the fires were intentionally set.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2025 03:37 PM (LkLld)
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I'm guessing 100% of them were intentionally set.

Prove me wrong.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2025 03:44 PM (YqDXo)

349 >>With all the vicious feral animals crawling around LA, you'd think there would be many more fires started. Not just the insane homeless, but the antifa animals, the BLM, animals, the planet-hating Retarded Gretas of the world, etc.

All of them plus they hundreds of thousands, maybe millions, of illegals living in California alone. And not all of them are landscapers from Juarez.

Military age single men from places like China and the Middle East have been pouring into the country under Biden.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2025 03:44 PM (LkLld)

350 276 Fucking Dunkin Donuts doesn't even make donuts in their stores anymore!
Posted by: steevy at January 13, 2025 03:28 PM (KQk9m)

This. The cook them the day before in a regional bakery and ship to the locals. So basically starting with day old donuts.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 13, 2025 03:45 PM (OA79/)

351 No interpreters among the American mercenaries. That scares them.

Posted by: L - When will we hit rock bottom,? at January 13, 2025 03:45 PM (NFX2v)

352
Wait until the wogs are out of range, then call every one of their pagers.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2025 03:41 PM (YqDXo)

Call them all simultaneously, even if there are no pager bombs, just to troll them.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 13, 2025 03:45 PM (y9nCu)

353 That Shit Stain Biden is trying to take credit for what Trump has done in the ME with Hamas.

Finally, Biden and that Homo Obama may be out of hair for good.

Posted by: Buster Hymand at January 13, 2025 03:46 PM (m0DDW)

354
They have arrested over 100 arsonists.
Posted by: Boss Moss

Who are they going to trade them for?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 13, 2025 03:48 PM (63Dwl)

355 Kinda left out of this is any comment by Israel. So far it's still just the Hamas PR arm (including the media) and some powerless envoys. Smells about as bad as have all the other "breakthrough" deals.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at January 13, 2025 03:48 PM (bufu1)

356 I like Trump's Green New Deal.

That is purchasing Greenland from Denmark.....

Posted by: Buster Hymand at January 13, 2025 03:50 PM (FDlb9)

357 I like Trump's Green New Deal.

That is purchasing Greenland from Denmark.....

Posted by: Buster Hymand at January 13, 2025 03:50 PM (FDlb9)

Disclaimer, polls.

I saw reports that that polls well in Greenland.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 13, 2025 03:52 PM (i24o9)

358 Fucking Dunkin Donuts doesn't even make donuts in their stores anymore!
Posted by: steevy at January 13, 2025 03:28 PM (KQk9m)

This. The cook them the day before in a regional bakery and ship to the locals. So basically starting with day old donuts.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless

I'm so old, I remember watching them thru the glass window making them.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2025 03:53 PM (xO53V)

359 Give them ebola, then return them.

Posted by: Darth Randall at January 13, 2025 04:00 PM (IRrsy)

360 watching them thru the glass window making them.

Hollywood Ranch Market, open 24 hours, had a conveyor belt dumping raw circles of dough into hot oil. One wall of the oil tank was the store window. Good times

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle for festive little hats at January 13, 2025 04:00 PM (G0bxm)

361 325 OFFS

Newsome said he's not interested in placing blame.

Oh, we know.
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 13, 2025 03:39 PM (gaKF9)

It's not worth bickering and arguing about who's fault it is. Let's look at this as an opportunity!

Posted by: King of Swamp Castle at January 13, 2025 04:18 PM (lg881)

362 "Greenland is rich in rare earth minerals. It is also strategically located. The minerals and industry are largely undeveloped due to the lack of investment and Denmark’s neglect."

The large rare earth deposit, Kvanefjeld, is owned by a company whose major shareholder is a Chinese company.

Posted by: pawn, RIP Vic at January 13, 2025 05:10 PM (QB+5g)

363 The Hamas deal? Finally puts to rest the "Proportionality" argument, Hamas agrees that 30 casualties for every Israeli death is "Fair". It's actually quite a reduction, previously it was 1500:1, based upon prior prisoner change "proportions". Israel should embrace the concept, and fire 30 Missiles/rockets/artillery shells, mortars for EVERY one fired at them, and computerize all responses, log the launch point of every ordinace fired from "Palestinian" territory and automatically return 30 to that exact spot...sans the pricey "Smart package" that allows for 1 meter accuracy,instead use unguided "Old School" munitions that are accurate to a city block or so.(Still better than the Palis unguided crap).

Posted by: birddog at January 13, 2025 06:31 PM (GbZG2)

364 ...and whatever causalities on the ground occur, it is solely because the "Palestinians" chose to launch from a civilian heavy location.

Posted by: birddog at January 13, 2025 06:34 PM (GbZG2)

365 Why did they capture terrorists alive?

Posted by: setnaffa at January 13, 2025 06:44 PM (dKSNq)

366 Make each one swallow a pager before letting them loose.

Posted by: Karen at January 13, 2025 07:36 PM (jFlQO)

367 @214 Greenland is the world's largest island?

Australia enters the chat

Posted by: Sendarius at January 14, 2025 02:14 AM (y4ov7)

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