Quick Hits

This genius saw the future:

Trump's about to achieve a personal best in popularity: Specifically, he's just become more popular than unpopular for the first time in his political career.

Or, at least, he's on the cusp of that:

From the Department of Yesterday's Conspiracy Theory Is Today's Scientific Fact: a study connects the fluoridation of water with lowered IQ scores in children.

From the New York Times:

A comprehensive federal analysis of scores of previous studies, published this week in JAMA Pediatrics, has added to those concerns. It found a significant inverse relationship between exposure levels and cognitive function in children.
Higher fluoride exposures were linked to lower I.Q. scores, concluded researchers working for the National Institute of Environmental Health Sciences.
None of the studies included in the analysis were conducted in the United States, where recommended fluoridation levels in drinking water are very low. At those amounts, evidence was too limited to draw definitive conclusions.
Observational studies cannot prove a cause-and-effect relationship. Yet in countries with much higher levels of fluoridation, the analysis also found evidence of what scientists call a dose-response relationship, with I.Q. scores falling in lock step with increasing fluoride exposure...
For every one part per million increase in fluoride in urinary samples, which reflect total exposures from water and other sources, I.Q. points in children decreased by 1.63, the analysis found.

Sexton notes that RFKJr. is a longtime fluoridation skeptic. And of course, denounced as a conspiracy-addled crank.

Speaking of The Science (TM): A 19-year-old claims that the jab had an unexpected side-effect: It swelled her small breasts into massive G-cup monsters she requiring to breast reduction surgery. Is this a real side-effect or just a case of something odd happening after the jab, but not because of it? I don't know.

The unidentified "healthy young woman" reportedly started experiencing the rapid growth one week after getting vaccinated in September 2022 -- and it worsened after her second dose.
"The patient believed that the vaccine caused her breast growth; however, her concerns were not adequately addressed by her primary care physicians, leading to mistrust in the healthcare system," Toronto-based researchers wrote last month in the Plastic & Reconstructive Surgery-Global Open journal.
The study authors pointed to the so-called "Pfizer boob job" phenomenon -- some women claimed their breasts grew after getting the shot, but there's no evidence that was the case.
The researchers report that while lymph node swelling is a "known side effect" of COVID-19 vaccination, changes to the structure or density of breast tissue are "exceedingly rare."

She reduced them to a dainty DD size.

I am officially against all of this crap now. These people just don't know what the hell they're doing. They're experimenting on us like we're lab rats. If we get cancer or lowered IQs or genetic mutations, they just say "Whoops! Whoopsie!"

Trump returned to Congress for the Jimmy Carter corpse-acknowledgement:

🚨 REPORTER: “Mr. President, how does it feel to be back at the Capitol?”

TRUMP: “It feels great!”

We’ve been waiting for this day for a LONG time! pic.twitter.com/qiXglY9v2m
— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) January 8, 2025

Boy, Obama sure doesn't seem to think he's seated next to Literal Hitler who will destroy Muh Precious Democracy.

TOP: Obama implies Trump wants to be like H*tler.

BOTTOM: Obama yucks it up with the guy who wants to be like H*tler.

🤡🌎 pic.twitter.com/RAWYkh2wT8
— Western Lensman (@WesternLensman) January 9, 2025

Michele Obama, on the other hand, reportedly did not attend the funeral precisely because she'd have to sit near Trump. She is made of garbage and racism.

The rest of the "DC Swamp," including George W. Bush, seemed to snub Trump.

Here, Gore and Pence shake Trump's hand, while Pence's Karen wife (who's coincidentally named "Karen") pretends he doesn't exist.

I'm so glad the left and the neocon New Left have such a monopoly on civility and Normzzzz.

Supposedly this video shows Kamala "furious" at Obama speaking with Trump, but I don't see it. I think this is clickbaity, but if I didn't post it commenters would mention it, so here it is.

Noted Disinformation Pusher and Credibly Accused Defamer Jake Tapper says it's different when Democrats object to elections and bring forward challenges to slates of electors.

Note that Democrats have objected to, mounted challenges to, every single Republican who won an election since 1988. This is the first one they didn't object to, and they only refrained from challenging it because they've been running a four-year op claiming that it's "insurrection" to challenge the results of an election.

CNN's Jake Tapper shrugs at (and thus gives his seal of approval to) conspiracy theories that the 2004 and 2024 presidential elections were stolen by Republicans, saying at least those people act on their beliefs.

Yay, trust in democracy! pic.twitter.com/52HLWOvpZj
— Curtis Houck (@CurtisHouck) January 6, 2025

Jake Tapper, of course, wrote of "The Plot to Steal the Presidency" regarding the 2000 election:

Posted by: Ace at 06:42 PM

Comments

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1 Guy hooks Chat-GPT up to a rifle. Disturbing, yet sort of cool.

https://is.gd/EjXYie

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 09, 2025 06:43 PM (W5ArC)

2 Michele Obama, on the other hand, reportedly did not attend the funeral precisely because she'd have to sit near Trump. She is made of garbage and racism.

And, some say, y chromosomes.

Posted by: Paco at January 09, 2025 06:44 PM (mADJX)

3 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 06:44 PM (Zz0t1)

4 Planet of the Knob Heads Needs Women

Posted by: wth at January 09, 2025 06:44 PM (v0R5T)

5 It appears the Knob Heads had their heads on straight.

"Your women. I want your women."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 06:44 PM (Zz0t1)

6 Hola

Posted by: Accomack at January 09, 2025 06:44 PM (MeckE)

7 She reduced them to a dainty DD size.
I am officially against all of this crap now

Posted by: Ace at 06:42 PM

Just the reduction?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 09, 2025 06:45 PM (eUEaT)

8 Darn those Knob Heads!!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 09, 2025 06:45 PM (2VST1)

9 Love that top photo (book cover)! Made me laugh.

Posted by: Paco at January 09, 2025 06:45 PM (mADJX)

10
I told you so.

Posted by: Gen. Jack D. Ripper at January 09, 2025 06:45 PM (w6EFb)

11 > 4 Planet of the Knob Heads Needs Women
Posted by: wth at January 09, 2025 06:44 PM (v0R5T)

Or anything concave. We're not picky.

Posted by: Knob Head at January 09, 2025 06:45 PM (W5ArC)

12 Trump's about to achieve a personal best in popularity: Specifically, he's just become more popular than unpopular for the first time in his political career.

Or, at least, he's on the cusp of that:

Imagine where he'd be if the media reported honestly........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 06:45 PM (Zz0t1)

13 Somebody read the content first.

Posted by: tankdemon at January 09, 2025 06:45 PM (6YV24)

14 Any opinions here on 538 polling??? Why should I believe them??

Posted by: tubal at January 09, 2025 06:45 PM (PCK5/)

15
lol @ that Secret Service guy behind our President

He always looks like he's about to get shot.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 09, 2025 06:46 PM (oWowQ)

16 Not natural:

@Jewtastic 41m
🔥🔥 Multiple large engine response in Calabasas to 20 acre fire rapid spread | #Kenneth Fire | Many units arriving

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 09, 2025 06:46 PM (IG4Id)

17 Knobbed.

For her pleasure.

Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2025 06:46 PM (oLK8+)

18
But THAT'S how the Secret Service SHOULD be -- as nervous as long-tailed cats in a room full of rocking chairs.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 09, 2025 06:47 PM (oWowQ)

19 Even more astounding than a knob head attack is that somebody wrote a book length novel. Unpossible!

Posted by: tankdemon at January 09, 2025 06:47 PM (6YV24)

20 I was thinking about this. After tomorrow Trump will be wrongly sentenced for a crime he didn't commit. Therefore it follows that he can form a team with other wrongly convicted highly trained covert operators, escape prison, then travel around the country serving as soldiers of fortune while trying to clear their name.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 09, 2025 06:47 PM (Y6IkP)

21 There used to be a pulp science fiction cover generator. Wonder if it still exists?

Curiosity has a show called Carbon: The Unauthorized Biography with Kneel Degrassy Tiesohn. I have no curiosity to watch it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2025 06:47 PM (a5Q84)

22 Speaking of The Science (TM): A 19-year-old claims that the jab had an unexpected side-effect: It swelled her small breasts into massive G-cup monsters she requiring to breast reduction surgery

There was a minor to do during COVID mania when Rihanna mentioned her cousin had his balls expand to an enormous size after getting the clot shot.

The FNM prepared to cancel her when a bunch of other people came forward and said this was a known, if not super common, side effect of the clot shot.

But remember no side effects. THAT SCIENCE LOSERS!

Posted by: 18-1 at January 09, 2025 06:47 PM (t0Rmr)

23 @Jewtastic 41m
🔥🔥 Multiple large engine response in Calabasas to 20 acre fire rapid spread | #Kenneth Fire | Many units arriving
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 09, 2025 06:46 PM (IG4Id)

Starting to think some of these are being set

Posted by: It's me donna at January 09, 2025 06:47 PM (VE6XX)

24 Ace's "Quick Hits" are like a year's worth f red-pilling every day.

Posted by: zombie at January 09, 2025 06:47 PM (pMi6S)

25 That graph looks like a....

Johnson! Get in here!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 09, 2025 06:47 PM (/P8AX)

26 I'd be skeptical of enormous breast gal except she doesn't seem to be trying to monetize what happened.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 09, 2025 06:47 PM (tT6L1)

27 >>>new book length novel

Excellent! I've been looking for a novel that's book length. Finally found one.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 09, 2025 06:48 PM (klJTj)

28
"Your women. I want your women."
Posted by: Sponge

They are the source of the WWW, right?
Only they attributed different words to WWW: We Want Women!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 09, 2025 06:48 PM (eUEaT)

29 Could we please get Carter into the ground, so folks can go back to focusing on *my* funeral?

Posted by: zombie John "Black Ace" McCain at January 09, 2025 06:48 PM (a3Q+t)

30 You mean, Major Frank "Ferret Face" Burns, General Jack D. Ripper, and RFK Jr are correct about fluoridation?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2025 06:48 PM (a5Q84)

31 Michele Obama, on the other hand, reportedly did not attend the funeral precisely because she'd have to sit near Trump. She is made of garbage and racism.

Wait till she sees the footage of ole' Barack yuckin it up with Hitler.

She gonna cornhole his ass but GOOD.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 06:48 PM (Zz0t1)

32 16 Not natural:

@Jewtastic 41m
🔥🔥 Multiple large engine response in Calabasas to 20 acre fire rapid spread | #Kenneth Fire | Many units arriving
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 09, 2025 06:46 PM (IG4Id)

Greece's fires turned out to be arson. CA is looking like it's the same...

This is what happens when you have no idea who is in your country...

Posted by: Nova Local at January 09, 2025 06:48 PM (exHjb)

33 Starting to think some of these are being set

Posted by: It's me donna at January 09, 2025 06:47 PM (VE6XX

Absolutely. This is a firefly's wet dream. Pyros can light anything on fire and get away with it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 09, 2025 06:48 PM (/P8AX)

34 The left: Anyone that claims there has ever been any taint of fraud on our sacred presidential elections is a science hating NAZI.

Also the left: The elections of 1980, 2000, 2004, 2016, and 2024 were all stolen

Posted by: 18-1 at January 09, 2025 06:48 PM (t0Rmr)

35 Penn State vs Notre Dame tonight.

I am conflicted.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 09, 2025 06:49 PM (aD39U)

36
Just think: these stupid fucking asshole Democrats would be rid of Donald Trump forever in 11 days if they just acted like humans in 2020.

Democrats would have won in 2024 and had a majority in Congress, too, I'd guess.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 09, 2025 06:49 PM (oWowQ)

37 Damn.

She got nipples the size of Greenland.

Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2025 06:49 PM (oLK8+)

38 Sexton notes that RFKJr. is a longtime fluoridation skeptic. And of course, denounced as a conspiracy-addled crank.
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He doesn't even believe in the Science Bunny!

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2025 06:49 PM (krQz2)

39 Has Jake Tapper taken a second job yet, to start saving up for that fat defamation judgement he might become subject to? I understand that the Liberty Tax offices are looking for sign twirlers. And I think the Miss Liberty costume is one-size-fits-all.

Posted by: Paco at January 09, 2025 06:49 PM (mADJX)

40 Michele Obama, on the other hand, reportedly did not attend the funeral precisely because she'd have to sit near Trump. She is made of garbage and racism.
/i]

Remember Deb Fischer's husband is a hateful NAZI because he wouldn't shake Kamel-Toe's hand BUT Mike Obama is brave and wonderful for standing up for zer's opinions by refusing to sit near Donald Trump

Posted by: 18-1 at January 09, 2025 06:50 PM (t0Rmr)

41 Props to Barack for being a normal human being and chatting with Trump unlike Pence and Shrub.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 09, 2025 06:50 PM (DEN45)

42 21 There used to be a pulp science fiction cover generator. Wonder if it still exists?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2025 06:47 PM (a5Q84)

Isn't that what your Tensor account is for?

Posted by: tankdemon at January 09, 2025 06:50 PM (6YV24)

43 Speaking of The Science (TM): A 19-year-old claims that the jab had an unexpected side-effect: It swelled her small breasts into massive G-cup monsters she requiring to breast reduction surgery. Is this a real side-effect or just a case of something odd happening after the jab, but not because of it? I don't know.

Pics?!

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 09, 2025 06:50 PM (/lPRQ)

44 yeah that graph looks like the guy who made had a callous on his ring finger.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at January 09, 2025 06:50 PM (jQ+5q)

45 Fake Yapper?

Jake Fapper?

Take Flapper?

Flake Crapper?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 06:50 PM (Zz0t1)

46 Coblentz was a real guy. He cranked out low-end SF novels pretty fast.

They were formulaic, but competent.

While I haven't read this one, it definitely appears consistent with his normal output.

Posted by: Knob Head at January 09, 2025 06:50 PM (W5ArC)

47 >>>I am officially against all of this crap now.

Against it??!!? We finally found a plus factor for the jab. At least for the 19 yo females.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 09, 2025 06:51 PM (klJTj)

48 The legged acorns are stealing our nubile young women!

Posted by: bonhomme at January 09, 2025 06:51 PM (Odg76)

49 You know, if diversity and inclusion are good for fires, it's good for everything else.

Posted by: El Mariachi at January 09, 2025 06:51 PM (mvURQ)

50 Is there actually data that fluoridation helps teeth? I mean when you bring kids to the dentist they put fluoride directly on them AND toothpaste already has it...so does drinking water with fluoride help on top of that?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 09, 2025 06:51 PM (t0Rmr)

51 The rest of the "DC Swamp," including George W. Bush, seemed to snub Trump.
---
I hope he only gets glee from that petty crap.

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2025 06:51 PM (krQz2)

52 Starting to think some of these are being set

Posted by: It's me donna at January 09, 2025 06:47 PM (VE6XX)
______________

I've read that, per fire "experts," 95% of all fires result from "human activity." By which they do NOT mean "climate change," but rather arson, careless campfires/ cooking fires, smoldering cigarette or blunt butts, etc.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 09, 2025 06:51 PM (YqDXo)

53 Who woulda thunk that mechanized acorns could be a threat?

Posted by: tankdemon at January 09, 2025 06:51 PM (6YV24)

54 Did Ace just find a legit way to post some massive melons on the site?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 09, 2025 06:51 PM (/P8AX)

55 Tank demon

Yeah but it is more of a cr@p shoot.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2025 06:51 PM (a5Q84)

56 Save The B's

Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2025 06:51 PM (oLK8+)

57 You know, if diversity and inclusion are good for fires, it's good for everything else.

Posted by: El Mariachi at January 09, 2025 06:51 PM (mvURQ)
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It's what plants crave.

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2025 06:52 PM (krQz2)

58
Simple Test: does this huge-teeted girl happen to have an onlyfans or website?

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 09, 2025 06:52 PM (oWowQ)

59 41 Props to Barack for being a normal human being and chatting with Trump unlike Pence and Shrub.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 09, 2025 06:50 PM (DEN45)

This is why folks liked Barack, and not Michelle...he knows how to turn on the charm for cameras (he was no dummy today - everyone knew every moment was being filmed...or they should have)...

Posted by: Nova Local at January 09, 2025 06:52 PM (exHjb)

60 >>Did Ace just find a legit way to post some massive melons on the site?

They're Pixilated.
...
And they're Spectacular.

Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2025 06:52 PM (oLK8+)

61 I've read that, per fire "experts," 95% of all fires result from "human activity." By which they do NOT mean "climate change," but rather arson, careless campfires/ cooking fires, smoldering cigarette or blunt butts, etc.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 09, 2025 06:51 PM (YqDXo)

Yes but climate change is why humans act that way. It’s science.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 09, 2025 06:52 PM (DEN45)

62 But, but, but RFK jr is a nutter for talking about this kind of stuff for years!!!

Are they trying to get ahead of the story before he gets appointed?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2025 06:52 PM (Hkcdp)

63 If the vaxx can give women giant comedy-size hooters, we definitely should make it mandatory.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 09, 2025 06:52 PM (NqGS/)

64 When there are multiple points of ignition, natural causes goes out the window.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2025 06:53 PM (a5Q84)

65 12 Trump's about to achieve a personal best in popularity: Specifically, he's just become more popular than unpopular for the first time in his political career.

Or, at least, he's on the cusp of that:

Imagine where he'd be if the media reported honestly........
Posted by: Sponge

This is how we KNOW the MSM is obsolete. More folks get their news from online sources than the MSM. Hell, now FB is going to allow open conversation. Imagine that.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at January 09, 2025 06:53 PM (W2Pud)

66 I was thinking about this. After tomorrow Trump will be wrongly sentenced for a crime he didn't commit. Therefore it follows that he can form a team with other wrongly convicted highly trained covert operators, escape prison, then travel around the country serving as soldiers of fortune while trying to clear their name.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 09, 2025 06:47 PM (Y6IkP)

The X-Presidents

https://tinyurl.com/39a79ms6

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 09, 2025 06:53 PM (aD39U)

67 Obama would suck a dick for a Tic Tac, so any alpha male gets his little motor running.

Old habits are hard to break.

Posted by: Sifty Boones at January 09, 2025 06:53 PM (4XgXh)

68 Jake Tapper, of course, wrote of "The Plot to Steal the Presidency" regarding the 2000 election:
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Some implication that elections can be stolen are more equal than others.

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2025 06:53 PM (krQz2)

69 Is there actually data that fluoridation helps teeth? I mean when you bring kids to the dentist they put fluoride directly on them AND toothpaste already has it...so does drinking water with fluoride help on top of that?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 09, 2025 06:51 PM (t0Rmr)
________________

The minerals in teeth are largely hydroxyapatite (calcium hydroxy phosphate). Treating them with fluoride generates a surface coating of fluoroapatite, which is less subject to attack by acids than hydroxyapatite.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 09, 2025 06:53 PM (YqDXo)

70
Does anyone else see tankedmom and think of a drunk mother when they see tankdemon??

I can't be the only one.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 09, 2025 06:53 PM (oWowQ)

71 Against it??!!? We finally found a plus factor for the jab. At least for the 19 yo females.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 09, 2025 06:51 PM (klJTj)

She seemed a bit lopsided in the after photo.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 09, 2025 06:53 PM (ExV1e)

72 I can't believe Ace linked to an article that included the word "gigantomastia", and managed to leave that word out of the actual post.

Loose shit, loose shit like I haven't seen for several years on AOS.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at January 09, 2025 06:53 PM (HlyYF)

73 I am officially against all of this crap now.

Glad you finally caught up with us "Skepricism First-Adopters."

I don't believe ANYTHING coming out of the medical profession, now, in the past, and likely in the future.

Yes, if push came to shove, I would have to go with the best treatment that I surmise has proven to be the most efficacious, but I'd insist on doing mjy own assessment.

The medical profession is still working in the dark, and often with ill-intent.

Posted by: zombie at January 09, 2025 06:53 PM (pMi6S)

74 So, she got 2 Doses:

Would one dose have stopped at 'F' Cups?

Or, Single 'G'?

This needs extensive Funding and Studying.

Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2025 06:54 PM (oLK8+)

75 It appears the Knob Heads had their heads on straight.

"Your women. I want your women."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 06:44 PM (Zz0t1)

Great artwork, but the knobheads seem to have very spindly arms.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2025 06:54 PM (8zz6B)

76 Jake Tapper
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It should be Jake Seeks-consent, Mr. Rapey!

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2025 06:54 PM (krQz2)

77
Honest to Christ, I always thought it *was* tankedmom until one day I looked more closely.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 09, 2025 06:54 PM (oWowQ)

78 Nothing RFK said was outside the range of normal lefty views on health until he spoke out against the clot shot and endorsed Trump.

Now he says the same things he has always said and he is a science denying NAZI.

Personally I think I can survive with less brightly colored fruit loops but then against I don't eat them anyway...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 09, 2025 06:54 PM (t0Rmr)

79 There is some Japanese live action Chun-Li pr0n out there were they were doing so much pixelation of the naughty bits they ran out of pixels.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2025 06:54 PM (a5Q84)

80 Big Fish@BigFish3000
Kid gloves are slowly coming off.
CBS News reporter: We never saw fire crews while the neighborhood burned. You were out of town.
Mayor Bass: Now is not the time for this.

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And it's never going to be the time for this!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at January 09, 2025 06:54 PM (L/fGl)

81
She got nipples the size of Greenland.
Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2025 06:49 PM (oLK8+)

Maybe that's why Trump is obsessed with Greenland.

Or does he want Iceland.......does it really matter?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 06:54 PM (Zz0t1)

82 Long ago read a fluoride does nothing article and made me if not shy away at least don't go out of my way to get something with it.

Posted by: Skip at January 09, 2025 06:55 PM (fwDg9)

83 35 Penn State vs Notre Dame tonight.

I am conflicted.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 09, 2025 06:49 PM

SMOD?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at January 09, 2025 06:55 PM (HlyYF)

84 Pence's Karen wife (who's coincidentally named "Karen") pretends he doesn't exist.

Kay you in tee.

Posted by: fd at January 09, 2025 06:55 PM (vFG9F)

85 George Bush is a shallow, beady-eyed, disloyal a$$hole. Of course, he may also have spotted the joy buzzer Trump was wearing.

Posted by: Paco at January 09, 2025 06:55 PM (mADJX)

86 My parents made me use "Mighty-White Flouride Toothpaste". Not only did I lose IQ points, I became a White Supremacist.

Posted by: Franz Liebkind Fan at January 09, 2025 06:55 PM (G5+As)

87 >>Greece's fires turned out to be arson. CA is looking like it's the same...

So were Canadas.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2025 06:55 PM (LkLld)

88 So I assume everyone has noticed that graph looks like an R. Crumb illustration of a penis?

Posted by: BurtTC at January 09, 2025 06:55 PM (lH8E4)

89 Penn State vs Notre Dame tonight.

I am conflicted.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 09, 2025 06:49 PM (aD39U)

I am not. They both should lose.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 06:55 PM (Zz0t1)

90 The minerals in teeth are largely hydroxyapatite (calcium hydroxy phosphate). Treating them with fluoride generates a surface coating of fluoroapatite, which is less subject to attack by acids than hydroxyapatite.

That wasn't the question. Assuming brushing daily with flouride toothpaste does having it in the water do anything useful?

Posted by: Ian S. at January 09, 2025 06:56 PM (NqGS/)

91
I think, *think mind you*, fluoride in toothpaste, mouth washes and stuff is fine. Just don't be ingesting it constantly.

IOW, spit don't swallow.

Posted by: Gen. Jack D. Ripper at January 09, 2025 06:56 PM (w6EFb)

92 Saw the top photo and thought for a moment I'd clicked on an old Lileks.com link.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at January 09, 2025 06:56 PM (amTrm)

93 Kid gloves are slowly coming off.
CBS News reporter: We never saw fire crews while the neighborhood burned. You were out of town.
Mayor Bass: Now is not the time for this.

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And it's never going to be the time for this!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at January 09, 2025 06:54 PM (L/fGl)
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I guess the idea of a "news conference" in which reporters ask questions isn't something Bass is used to.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 09, 2025 06:56 PM (tT6L1)

94 I wonder if the View will give the LA mayor a job.

Seems like her and Fanni will be fighting over a spot.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 09, 2025 06:57 PM (/P8AX)

95 She turns around fast enough, she's knocking you cold.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 06:57 PM (Zz0t1)

96 So I assume everyone has noticed that graph looks like an R. Crumb illustration of a penis?
Posted by: BurtTC at January 09, 2025 06:55 PM (lH8E4)
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Once you see it you can't UN-see it.

It also looks like you need 3-D glasses to get the full visual effect.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 09, 2025 06:57 PM (BpYfr)

97 Tapper is 56, and he's not going to take turning into an old man well. I predict plastic surgery ala Madonna.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 09, 2025 06:57 PM (Dm8we)

98 Your average doctor is going to prescribe X when you tell them you have Y symptoms and...that's it.

I remember this was a minor plot point in Resident Alien - the space alien in question was able to pretend to be a human doctor by just googling the symptoms his patients asked him about.

So if you are having a serious health issue you cannot just rely on your Dr's assessment - you should get a second opinion AND you better be doing your own research.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 09, 2025 06:57 PM (t0Rmr)

99 RFK was writing about Bill Gates experiments with vaccines in India and Kenya years ago. He wrote a book about Fauci - not just the Covid stuff. He has been on the unwelcome ‘conspiracy theory’ side for years.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2025 06:57 PM (Hkcdp)

100
I'll bet my left nut that the "mayor's" home and dyke "chief's" home are SURROUNDED with fire engines and have plenty of water at-the-ready.

You'd think some "reporter" would think of going to theses homes and checking it out.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 09, 2025 06:57 PM (oWowQ)

101 I thought R Crumb had a steadier hand

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2025 06:57 PM (a5Q84)

102 Until this article I have been afraid to disclose my jab side effects.

Posted by: Sifty Holmes at January 09, 2025 06:58 PM (4XgXh)

103 Mr. Trump's rating is a penis.

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2025 06:58 PM (krQz2)

104 Speaking of The Science (TM): A 19-year-old claims that the jab had an unexpected side-effect: It swelled her small breasts into massive G-cup monsters she requiring to breast reduction surgery. Is this a real side-effect or just a case of something odd happening after the jab, but not because of it? I don't know.
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Memo to Michael Moore: do NOT get the jab. You can't afford the consequences.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 09, 2025 06:58 PM (YqDXo)

105 Nothing RFK said was outside the range of normal lefty views on health until he spoke out against the clot shot and endorsed Trump.

I feel like RFKJr may change his mind about the vaxx when he finds out about the G-cups.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 09, 2025 06:58 PM (NqGS/)

106 Jake Tapper going full Madonna?

So pigtails?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2025 06:59 PM (a5Q84)

107 Wow…. That NY Post story about the jab-enhanced breasts includes a photo (with face covered)… Dainty triple G means yyuuggee cans!!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 09, 2025 06:59 PM (6RwsA)

108 Does anyone else see tankedmom and think of a drunk mother when they see tankdemon??

I can't be the only one.
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 09, 2025 06:53 PM (oWowQ)

You're not.

This place. It CHANGES you, man.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 06:59 PM (Zz0t1)

109 Did the shots give men moobs?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 09, 2025 06:59 PM (/P8AX)

110 "The rest of the 'DC Swamp,' including George W. Bush, seemed to snub Trump."

C'mon, Man! I can't vote for Trump again. He's term limited. Why you doin' me like that?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at January 09, 2025 06:59 PM (aXxgO)

111 "Pixilated Melons". I think that was an all-girl garage band out of Detroit, wasn't it?

Posted by: Paco at January 09, 2025 06:59 PM (mADJX)

112 I wonder if the View will give the LA mayor a job.
________________

Along with the three dyke fire department employees.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 09, 2025 06:59 PM (YqDXo)

113 70
Does anyone else see tankedmom and think of a drunk mother when they see tankdemon??

I can't be the only one.
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 09, 2025 06:53 PM (oWowQ)

You were until you posted that. Now I have to find a new nom d'cyber.

Posted by: tankdemon at January 09, 2025 07:00 PM (6YV24)

114
You know being a celebrity whore in your 20s and 30s is fine*. Hell, your 40s if you really stay in shape but anyone that pays attention to Madonna in her 60s has a screw loose.

* I mean for some definition of fine

Posted by: 18-1 at January 09, 2025 07:00 PM (t0Rmr)

115 Penn State vs Notre Dame tonight.

I am conflicted.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 09, 2025 06:49 PM (aD39U)

I am not. They both should lose.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 06:55 PM (Zz0t1)

Give the team with the better GPA in sophomore+ level STEM classes one touchdown for each quarter-point, or portion thereof. Players without any of those classes count as 0.0.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 09, 2025 07:00 PM (VNX3d)

116 RFK was writing about Bill Gates experiments with vaccines in India and Kenya years ago. He wrote a book about Fauci - not just the Covid stuff. He has been on the unwelcome ‘conspiracy theory’ side for years.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2025 06:57 PM (Hkcdp)

Well, I certainly hope he can get the federal government, and the world, for that matter, to REALLY pay attention to what those f*ckers have done and are doing and address them. Hard. With weapons drawn.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 07:00 PM (Zz0t1)

117 Speaking of The Science (TM): A 19-year-old claims that the jab had an unexpected side-effect: It swelled her small breasts into massive G-cup monsters she requiring to breast reduction surgery. Is this a real side-effect or just a case of something odd happening after the jab, but not because of it? I don't know.
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Probably filled up with that fibrous tubular stuff blood clots are often now made of.

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2025 07:00 PM (krQz2)

118 88 So I assume everyone has noticed that graph looks like an R. Crumb illustration of a penis?

doesn't everything?

Posted by: anachronda at January 09, 2025 07:01 PM (v3pYe)

119 "A 19-year-old claims that the jab had an unexpected side-effect: It swelled her small breasts into massive G-cup monsters....'

So, we for or against this?

Posted by: javems at January 09, 2025 07:01 PM (8I4hW)

120 Jake Tapper going full Madonna?

So pigtails?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2025 06:59 PM (a5Q84)

Conic boobs.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 09, 2025 07:01 PM (VNX3d)

121 I saw Obama on an episode of Jerry Seinfeld’s comedians in cars. He is kinda funny. Jerry is a (kinda closeted ) conservative so it’s not like he was tongue bath or anything. In settings like that he comes across naturally just a guy.

I dunno, politics aside I think old Barry would be kinda fun to hang out with. And stuff like chatting with DJT shows that as well. He didn’t have to, he could have given him the cold shoulder like the rest of the swamp rats.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 09, 2025 07:01 PM (DEN45)

122 Pixelated Melons opened for Smashing Pumpkins at the Cow Palace

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2025 07:01 PM (a5Q84)

123 The Paolo, he knows all about the how you say... ah yes tankedmoms.

But the tankdemons? The Paolo is not in the army.

Posted by: The Paolo at January 09, 2025 07:01 PM (t0Rmr)

124 > I am officially against all of this crap now. These people just don't know what the hell they're doing. They're experimenting on us like we're lab rats. If we get cancer or lowered IQs or genetic mutations, they just say "Whoops! Whoopsie!"

I've wondered many times how much of the health issues we're seeing in kids is the result of the cocktail of everyday drugs most people are on during development in and out of utero. Most of these drugs are only studied in adults as a binary. You're on it or you're not. Nobody studies this stuff as a matrix combination.

Cough meds, cold meds, pain meds, SSRIs, ADHD, vaccines, etc etc etc are floating around in the systems of kids and women of child-bearing age. How many of those drugs each have small additive negative effects that multiply in combination and over time?

Posted by: bonhomme at January 09, 2025 07:01 PM (Odg76)

125
Give the team with the better GPA in sophomore+ level STEM classes one touchdown for each quarter-point, or portion thereof. Players without any of those classes count as 0.0.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 09, 2025 07:00 PM (VNX3d)

Just don't ask them to carry your husband out of a fire because, well, he shouldn't have been there in the first place.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 07:01 PM (Zz0t1)

126 75 It appears the Knob Heads had their heads on straight.

"Your women. I want your women."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 06:44 PM (Zz0t1)

Great artwork, but the knobheads seem to have very spindly arms.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2025 06:54 PM (8zz6B)

Yeah, but check-out the bulge in my lower structure. That houses a mating probe that would make you die of jealousy if you saw it when engorged with hydraulic fluid, Earth Wimp.

Posted by: Knob Head Paolo at January 09, 2025 07:01 PM (aBgBM)

127 Planet of the Knob Heads. We are there.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2025 07:02 PM (YeGMU)

128 That wasn't the question. Assuming brushing daily with fluoride toothpaste does having it in the water do anything useful?

Posted by: Ian S. at January 09, 2025 06:56 PM (NqGS/)
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Probably not. But not everyone uses fluoride toothpaste. So I'm kinda agnostic on this one.

I'm also skeptical of the imputed fluoride-IQ linkage, but haven't read the original article(s). Most biomedical research is crap, shot through with logical flaws and lousy experimental design.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 09, 2025 07:02 PM (YqDXo)

129 "They're experimenting on us like we're lab rats. If we get cancer or lowered IQs or genetic mutations, they just say " ... "Excellent, even better than we hoped for, turn up the dosage, more boosters."

Posted by: illiniwek at January 09, 2025 07:02 PM (Cus5s)

130 Don't the Japanese pixelate their porn?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 09, 2025 07:02 PM (/P8AX)

131 Nipples the size of Greenland? They must be very cold and pointy.

Posted by: wth at January 09, 2025 07:02 PM (v0R5T)

132 Yeah, but check-out the bulge in my lower structure. That houses a mating probe that would make you die of jealousy if you saw it when engorged with hydraulic fluid, Earth Wimp.

Posted by: Knob Head Paolo at January 09, 2025 07:01 PM (aBgBM)
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Ever done any firefighting?

Posted by: LAFD at January 09, 2025 07:02 PM (krQz2)

133 Jake Tapper going full Madonna?

So pigtails?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2025 06:59 PM (a5Q84)

Facial reconstruction.

https://is.gd/SKMxUU

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 07:02 PM (Zz0t1)

134 "Your women. I want your women."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 06:44 PM (Zz0t1)
_______________

You can have three LAFD chiefs. How's that?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 09, 2025 07:03 PM (YqDXo)

135 Coneheads > Knobheads

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2025 07:03 PM (a5Q84)

136 I do think anything is possible for side effects with any drug treatments

Posted by: Skip at January 09, 2025 07:03 PM (fwDg9)

137 Another study that got utterly buried:

A decade or so ago, a research iorganization did a surver investigating the link between underarm deodorant and breast cancer.

What did they uncover? A VERY STRONG correlation between someone's usage of underarm deodorant and getting breast cancer. And the more deodorant you used, the more likely you were to get cancer.

Explanations theorized that aolngside the sweat glands under each arm are lynch node drainage pores, which excreting toxins and misbeheaving cells accumulating in the breast tissue. The deodorant woulld block the pores and prevent the drainage, leading to a backup and accumulation of bad stuff in the breast tissue, causing increasing likelihood of cancer.

The correlation was so strong that the researchers suggested that underarm deodorant alone might be the sole cause of the "breast cancer epidemic" which erupted starting in the 1950s and continued for sevaral decades after that. Prior to WWII, breast cancer was fairly rare.

But what happened to that study? Have you ever even heard of it? Probably no. It was swept under the rug and dismissed -- probably because deodorant is made by Big Pharma.

Posted by: zombie at January 09, 2025 07:03 PM (pMi6S)

138 Fun fact: the actress who played Vasquez in Aliens owns a chain of bra stores for sizes D through...K.

Posted by: blaster at January 09, 2025 07:03 PM (QfvaV)

139 Tapper is still depressed over his failed opportunity to taste second-hand Clenis.

If only he'd dated Monica AFTER she did Clinton, rather than before.

Posted by: Knob Head at January 09, 2025 07:03 PM (W5ArC)

140 Up until 5 minutes before the Clot Shot, being anti-vax was very hip and edgy for the left. Remember how kid vaccination caused autism? That was all the rage among well to do liberal white women. Then the next day, 17 boosters for your baby was the very definition of patriotism.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 09, 2025 07:03 PM (DEN45)

141
For the love of...

The View is....Expanding.

Really. Disney "news" is adding a "weekend edition" of the dry hag show.

The Gaslighting must be constant or else they'll lose the influence, I guess.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 09, 2025 07:03 PM (oWowQ)

142 IOW, spit don't swallow

Amateur.

Posted by: Kamala at January 09, 2025 07:04 PM (99t1i)

143 I’m pulling for Penn State because Notre Dame…. I’m a USC alum and we don’t like ND (though they are more classy generally than SUCLA)…. Even UCLA morons will understand our cross town hate

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 09, 2025 07:04 PM (6RwsA)

144 Alabama

#79

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2025 07:04 PM (a5Q84)

145 lynch node = lymph node

Posted by: zombie at January 09, 2025 07:04 PM (pMi6S)

146 And Second-Hand Clenis would be a great name for a band.

Posted by: Knob Head at January 09, 2025 07:04 PM (W5ArC)

147 I admit to being somewhat bummed that Jake Tapper's woeful fiction outsells mine by several magnitudes

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 09, 2025 07:04 PM (2VST1)

148 Jake Tapper going full Madonna?
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No one goes full Madonna.

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2025 07:04 PM (krQz2)

149
You can have three LAFD chiefs. How's that?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 09, 2025 07:03 PM (YqDXo)

"Let's set these three genetic malfunctions in a burning structure and see what happens."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 07:04 PM (Zz0t1)

150 Probably not. But not everyone uses fluoride toothpaste. So I'm kinda agnostic on this one.

Quick googling says 90% of the US population does.

So any study of the benefits of fluoridation should be done with the assumption that the patients are already using a fluoride toothpaste...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 09, 2025 07:05 PM (t0Rmr)

151 A decade or so ago, a research iorganization did a surver investigating the link between underarm deodorant and breast cancer.

What did they uncover? A VERY STRONG correlation between someone's usage of underarm deodorant and getting breast cancer. And the more deodorant you used, the more likely you were to get cancer.

I hadn't heard about that one, but I remember studies showing a strong correlation between deodorant and Alzheimer's.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 09, 2025 07:05 PM (Odg76)

152 Michele Obama, on the other hand, reportedly did not attend the funeral precisely because she'd have to sit near Trump. She is made of garbage and racism.
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Another view was that she and 0bama "are on the outs". Maybe true or not wanting a laughing-Obama Willie Nelson Mandela funeral fiasco on her hands.

Posted by: andycanuck (iMpf5) at January 09, 2025 07:05 PM (iMpf5)

153 I’m pulling for Penn State because Notre Dame…. I’m a USC alum and we don’t like ND (though they are more classy generally than SUCLA)…. Even UCLA morons will understand our cross town hate
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 09, 2025 07:04 PM (6RwsA)

If I had to pick one, Notre Dame didn't run a child sex farm for decades......that we know of.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 07:05 PM (Zz0t1)

154 Some rabble rousing trouble maker noted that severe Sunday school teaching Christian Jimmy Carter had atheist song Imagine at his funeral. I hope Jesus has a sense of humor.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at January 09, 2025 07:05 PM (L/fGl)

155 "Jake Tapper, of course, wrote of 'The Plot to Steal the Presidency' regarding the 2000 election:"

I'm going to enjoy not reading Tapper's next tome, "Zachary Young's Plot to Steal CNN's Every Last Girder Down to the Foundation". I understand the defamation suit is going well.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at January 09, 2025 07:05 PM (aXxgO)

156 But what happened to that study? Have you ever even heard of it? Probably no. It was swept under the rug and dismissed -- probably because deodorant is made by Big Pharma.

Posted by: zombie at January 09, 2025 07:03 PM (pMi6S)
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Or, more likely, it was probably recognized as being a crap study.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 09, 2025 07:06 PM (YqDXo)

157 Christopher Taylor

You never had to pull a few Kamalas to get sales, Jake probably did it hundreds of times

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2025 07:07 PM (a5Q84)

158 Another view was that she and 0bama "are on the outs".

Never marry someone who has a bigger penis then your own

Posted by: Words of Wisdom from Barack Obama at January 09, 2025 07:07 PM (t0Rmr)

159 Never pulled during a football game....

* shudders *

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2025 07:07 PM (krQz2)

160 21 There used to be a pulp science fiction cover generator. Wonder if it still exists?

dunno 'about that, but i once used a gag science fiction story flowchart printed in omni magazine as the basis of a creative writing assignment for english class in high school. worked great, but the teacher refused to give me my story back; he showed me the grade he gave me, then filed it in his desk drawer.

Posted by: anachronda at January 09, 2025 07:07 PM (v3pYe)

161 Knob Head!

Posted by: Wood Eye at January 09, 2025 07:07 PM (63Dwl)

162 What did they uncover? A VERY STRONG correlation between someone's usage of underarm deodorant and getting breast cancer. And the more deodorant you used, the more likely you were to get cancer.

So, very little breast cancer in France?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 09, 2025 07:08 PM (a3Q+t)

163 Michele Obama, on the other hand, reportedly did not attend the funeral precisely because she'd have to sit near Trump. She is made of garbage and racism.

And the occasional erection.

Posted by: t-bird at January 09, 2025 07:08 PM (KBusA)

164 Never pulled during a football game....

* shudders *
Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2025 07:07 PM (krQz2)

Not even during Lingerie League games?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 07:08 PM (Zz0t1)

165
Michele Obama, on the other hand, reportedly did not attend the funeral precisely because she'd have to sit near Trump.

===============

Why didn't her gallant husband offer to shield her from Trump's mighty rays so she could pay homage to the Bubba who kept Georgia schools racially segregated?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at January 09, 2025 07:08 PM (I87yH)

166
Knob Head!
Posted by: Wood Eye

ah, classic Super Dave

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 09, 2025 07:08 PM (oWowQ)

167 Well the plot to steal the presidency was the DUI arrest October surprise, other than that Bush "stole" it by getting more votes...

Posted by: steevy at January 09, 2025 07:08 PM (KQk9m)

168 I like to cheer for the team with the fewest roster felon conditions. So I’ll assume that’s gonna be ND.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 09, 2025 07:08 PM (DEN45)

169 Another view was that she and 0bama "are on the outs". Maybe true or not wanting a laughing-Obama Willie Nelson Mandela funeral fiasco on her hands.

Posted by: andycanuck (iMpf5) at January 09, 2025 07:05 PM (iMpf5)
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Barry might have his own powerboard accident soon?

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2025 07:08 PM (krQz2)

170 I hope Jesus has a sense of humor.

Eh, Jesus forgave Saul of Tarsus, he can forgive Jimmy. Lots of eye rolling going on among the angels I figure though

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 09, 2025 07:08 PM (2VST1)

171 All your knobs are belong to us!

Posted by: Teh Ghey Drones at January 09, 2025 07:09 PM (mH6SG)

172 A decade or so ago, a research iorganization did a surver investigating the link between underarm deodorant and breast cancer.

What did they uncover? A VERY STRONG correlation between someone's usage of underarm deodorant and getting breast cancer. And the more deodorant you used, the more likely you were to get cancer.

I hadn't heard about that one, but I remember studies showing a strong correlation between deodorant and Alzheimer's.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 09, 2025 07:05 PM (Odg76)
________________

There's an extremely strong correlation between biomedical research and crap.

Recall Amgen tested 46 very important papers from the biomedical research literature, and could only replicate ... SIX of them. And that was in laboratory studies, never mind "correlations" found in people, which are even flakier.

Word to the wise.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 09, 2025 07:09 PM (YqDXo)

173 Well the plot to steal the presidency was the DUI arrest October surprise, other than that Bush "stole" it by getting more votes...
Posted by: steevy at January 09, 2025 07:08 PM (KQk9m)

HANGING CHADS!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 07:09 PM (Zz0t1)

174 Imagine at Jimmuh’s funeral, really?? Don’t the lyrics contain: Imagine there’s no heaven; it’s easy if you try….

Why would anyone wanna hear that at their funeral??

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 09, 2025 07:09 PM (6RwsA)

175 Or, more likely, it was probably recognized as being a crap study.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

I dunno, it seems pretty legit to me. Clogging up your lymph node drainage could seriously make things go haywire.

Posted by: zombie at January 09, 2025 07:09 PM (pMi6S)

176 Penn State vs Notre Dame- at least one of them will lose

Posted by: steevy at January 09, 2025 07:09 PM (KQk9m)

177
"Let's set these three genetic malfunctions in a burning structure and see what happens."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 07:04 PM

--

You'd have a fire that water would spread, not extinguish.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at January 09, 2025 07:09 PM (amTrm)

178 Jake Tapper going full Madonna?

What, are his boobs hanging down to his waist, now?

Posted by: Paco at January 09, 2025 07:09 PM (mADJX)

179 Imagine at Jimmuh’s funeral, really?? Don’t the lyrics contain: Imagine there’s no heaven; it’s easy if you try….

Why would anyone wanna hear that at their funeral??
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 09, 2025 07:09 PM (6RwsA)
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Lizards.

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2025 07:09 PM (krQz2)

180 I like to cheer for the team with the fewest roster felon conditions. So I’ll assume that’s gonna be ND.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 09, 2025 07:08 PM (DEN45)

Pedd State is usually pretty clean, other than the administration covering up the sexual abuse by the coaching staff for a decade or two.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 07:10 PM (Zz0t1)

181 Sooo, apparently there was no mail today because Jimmy Carter died.

Wow, I didn't know he was in charge of delivering my mail.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at January 09, 2025 07:10 PM (N00w7)

182 Further to my point, consider the papers that claimed:

1. Eggs are good for you
2. Eggs are bad for you
3. Eggs are once again good for you
...

Bottom line: the authors of these papers have NO idea what they're talking about, either way.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 09, 2025 07:11 PM (YqDXo)

183 Penny State raped children. But so did the Catholic Church. An interesting matchup.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 09, 2025 07:11 PM (DEN45)

184 I’m pulling for Penn State because Notre Dame

Whoever beats Notre Dame is okay in my book.

Posted by: t-bird at January 09, 2025 07:11 PM (KBusA)

185 I dunno, it seems pretty legit to me. Clogging up your lymph node drainage could seriously make things go haywire.
Posted by: zombie at January 09, 2025 07:09 PM (pMi6S)

This is one of the reasons I've never used anti-perspirant and used deodorant. Clogging pores has to be a negative to the body.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 07:11 PM (Zz0t1)

186 Is that an Indian that the guy is riding? Pretty sure that book needs to burned if it is.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 09, 2025 07:11 PM (XeU6L)

187 andycanuck yes that outs has been a rumor for awhile

Posted by: Skip at January 09, 2025 07:11 PM (fwDg9)

188 141
For the love of...

The View is....Expanding.

Moar hissing cockroaches, STAT!

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at January 09, 2025 07:11 PM (99t1i)

189 Some old sci-fi magazine covers

https://tinyurl.com/2924kj4v

Posted by: Gref at January 09, 2025 07:11 PM (aBgBM)

190 I'm an expert on experts and I contend that experts are full of shit.

Posted by: fd at January 09, 2025 07:11 PM (vFG9F)

191 Further to my point, consider the papers that claimed:

1. Eggs are good for you
2. Eggs are bad for you
3. Eggs are once again good for you
...

Bottom line: the authors of these papers have NO idea what they're talking about, either way.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 09, 2025 07:11 PM (YqDXo)
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Not only are eggs good for you, they are one of the most complete proteins you could eat.

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2025 07:11 PM (krQz2)

192 Isn't one of the main things in deodorant aluminum?

Posted by: Ben Had at January 09, 2025 07:12 PM (0wWvl)

193 I dunno, it seems pretty legit to me. Clogging up your lymph node drainage could seriously make things go haywire.

Posted by: zombie at January 09, 2025 07:09 PM (pMi6S)
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Now, class, what is the obvious question being begged here?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 09, 2025 07:12 PM (YqDXo)

194 There's an extremely strong correlation between biomedical research and crap.
...
Word to the wise.

Fair enough.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 09, 2025 07:12 PM (Odg76)

195 You can have three LAFD chiefs. How's that?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 09, 2025 07:03 PM

Choose:

1) Three LAFD chiefs.

2) Lena, Stacey, and Joy

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 09, 2025 07:12 PM (a3Q+t)

196 The winner between PSU and ND should play new all gay Boy Scouts in the Pedo Cup.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 09, 2025 07:12 PM (DEN45)

197 So, very little breast cancer in France?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

In fact -- yes! Less breast cancer in France compared to countries with more deodorant usage.

Not proof of causation, but it does cause a single eyebrow-raise.

Posted by: zombie at January 09, 2025 07:12 PM (pMi6S)

198 There are a ton of old scifi mags on Gutenberg. Covers too.

Posted by: fd at January 09, 2025 07:12 PM (vFG9F)

199 For the love of...

The View is....Expanding.
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Is it?

Or are they getting ready for Sunni to go to prison?

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2025 07:12 PM (krQz2)

200 Penny State raped children. But so did the Catholic Church. An interesting matchup.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 09, 2025 07:11 PM (DEN45)

But did Notre Dame clergy? I mean, are we just shunning the entire empire because of priests were molesting and the Vatican covered it up?

I should stop now........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 07:13 PM (Zz0t1)

201
After tomorrow Trump will be wrongly sentenced for a crime he didn't commit.

__________

Trump will be wrongly convicted for a crime nobody can define that he didn't commit.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 09, 2025 07:13 PM (dxSpM)

202 Tbf Notre Dame is as Catholic as the current Pope....

Posted by: steevy at January 09, 2025 07:13 PM (KQk9m)

203 Coneheads > Knobheads
Posted by: Anna Puma
.....

makes giving birth easier.

Posted by: wth at January 09, 2025 07:13 PM (v0R5T)

204 @SteveLovesAmmo

Biden stated that 100% of California’s rebuild from the wildfires will be covered by the federal government.

Didn’t Mayorkas state that FEMA didn’t have any funding for Florida, Tennessee and North Carolina?

Where is the money coming from then?

Or did they lie…AGAIN?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 09, 2025 07:13 PM (kmQ35)

205 Now, class, what is the obvious question being begged here?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 09, 2025 07:12 PM (YqDXo)

Do lymph nodes actually 'drain' out of your armpits?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 09, 2025 07:13 PM (/P8AX)

206
HANGING CHADS!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Hey baby, can you dig it?

Posted by: Swinging Chad at January 09, 2025 07:13 PM (63Dwl)

207 I thought R Crumb had a steadier hand
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2025 06:57 PM (a5Q84)

I was trying to find an example of his, but couldn't find one. Maybe I'm thinking of a different weirdo artist.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 09, 2025 07:13 PM (lH8E4)

208 There's an extremely strong correlation between biomedical research and crap.
...
Word to the wise.

Fair enough.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 09, 2025 07:12 PM (Odg76)

And new, nearly fatal drugs, and new diseases....

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 09, 2025 07:13 PM (VNX3d)

209 Sooo, apparently there was no mail today because Jimmy Carter died.

Wow, I didn't know he was in charge of delivering my mail.
Posted by: vmom
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[looks]

Hmm. Oddly, my flag is not at half-staff.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 09, 2025 07:13 PM (XeU6L)

210 Planet of the Knob Heads? Hmph, I'll bet they'd elect me President there.

Posted by: Kamalala at January 09, 2025 07:14 PM (lg881)

211 Jerry Sandusky was a devil… but I think PSU is clean now. Their wrestling program is run by Cael Sanderson who’s as classy and professional as they come… amazing guy. I don’t like PSU football, but ND…..

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 09, 2025 07:14 PM (ANuwa)

212 Not only are eggs good for you, they are one of the most complete proteins you could eat.
Posted by: Axeman
_________

Expand that to cholesterol in general. I'm convinced it's all guesswork at this point.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 09, 2025 07:14 PM (Dm8we)

213 So The Spew is turning into The Expanse?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2025 07:14 PM (a5Q84)

214 This is one of the reasons I've never used anti-perspirant and used deodorant. Clogging pores has to be a negative to the body.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Thanks for the correction -- the word I was looking for was anti-perspirant specificially, not "deodorant," which isn't necessarily also an antiperspirant.

Posted by: zombie at January 09, 2025 07:14 PM (pMi6S)

215 Biden stated that 100% of California’s rebuild from the wildfires will be covered by the federal government.

He's got 10 days to get it done.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 09, 2025 07:14 PM (aD39U)

216 I like how Knob Head has one mechanical hand firmly grasping her butt.

Posted by: wth at January 09, 2025 07:15 PM (v0R5T)

217 Its odd, they are workign so hard to try to make Carter's death a Big Event but nobody seems to care.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 09, 2025 07:15 PM (2VST1)

218 >> 2) Lena, Stacey, and Joy

Moe, Larry, and Curly >> Lena, Stacey, and Joy.

I'm remembering the "It's a Mad, Mad, Mad Mad World" scene where the 3 Stooges were the Firemen standing ready at the airport when Mickey Rooney and Buddy Hacket were going to crash land.

Posted by: Gen. Jack D. Ripper at January 09, 2025 07:15 PM (w6EFb)

219 Biden (well whoever) can make any promise they want, they are out of office in 11 days

Posted by: steevy at January 09, 2025 07:15 PM (KQk9m)

220 @SteveLovesAmmo

Biden stated that 100% of California’s rebuild from the wildfires will be covered by the federal government.

Didn’t Mayorkas state that FEMA didn’t have any funding for Florida, Tennessee and North Carolina?

Where is the money coming from then?

Or did they lie…AGAIN?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 09, 2025 07:13 PM (kmQ35)
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Nope. I believe that.

The Dems cannot afford to lose California as a stronghold.

NC doesn't vote for Dems enough.

Not only that, but there are people how can't get in contact with FEMA getting kicked out of their hotels in NC. (from what I've read)

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2025 07:15 PM (krQz2)

221 If you enlarge that book cover 1000 times, you'll see a Boston Dynamics patent number.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 09, 2025 07:15 PM (XeU6L)

222 I hope Jesus has a sense of humor.

Carter's more likely headed downwards due to "I will praise those who praise her (Israel) and curse those who curse her" than due to shitty John Lennon at his funeral.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 09, 2025 07:15 PM (OyOhQ)

223 Ben Goldey @BenGoldey 8h
President Carter’s casket sits atop a tile pattern of the Jerusalem Cross in the National Cathedral, the same Christian symbol tattooed on Pete Hegseth’s chest that sent the far left into rage.

Posted by: andycanuck (iMpf5) at January 09, 2025 07:16 PM (iMpf5)

224 Why would anyone wanna hear that at their funeral??
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 09, 2025 07:09 PM (6RwsA)

I'm not sure they would.

Posted by: ... at January 09, 2025 07:16 PM (lX8VI)

225 Oh good, taxpayers will pay for a billion dollars that Leftifornia caused

Posted by: Skip at January 09, 2025 07:16 PM (fwDg9)

226 I don't think I've seen it mentioned. But, am I correct in believing that Cocaine Mitch "Cecil" McConnell did not attend the joint Congress certification hoopla the other day?

I went back and looked at photos as well as the C-Span stuff, and I didn't see the geriatric, shell toting, jackass anywhere. What's the deal?

Posted by: Orson at January 09, 2025 07:16 PM (dIske)

227 >>Biden stated that 100% of California’s rebuild from the wildfires will be covered by the federal government.

I think he meant 100% of the Cost of Fighting the Fires.

Usually the Fed covers 75% once they get designated a Disaster.

Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2025 07:16 PM (oLK8+)

228 More fires starting in NW LA.

Kenneth fire now.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 09, 2025 07:16 PM (ufFY8)

229
Biden stated that 100% of California’s rebuild from the wildfires will be covered by the federal government.
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Yeah, I heard that while driving...almost went off of the road.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 09, 2025 07:16 PM (XeU6L)

230 Biden states the Feds will rebuild CA? That's nice, Joe. Umm, anyone mention you've got roughly 8 days to get that done?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 09, 2025 07:16 PM (tT6L1)

231 Biden (well whoever) can make any promise they want, they are out of office in 11 days
Posted by: steevy at January 09, 2025 07:15 PM (KQk9m)
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Good point.

So it's probably just setting up Trump so that people can be mad that he doesn't care as much about people as Biden does.

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2025 07:16 PM (krQz2)

232 I was watching highlights from President Carter’s funeral service at the National Cathedral in Washington, DC. I found some of the speeches very moving. But I was appalled when two country singers launched into a rendition of John Lennon’s "Imagine." Under the soaring vault of what I think is still a Christian church, they reverently intoned, “Imagine there’s no heaven; it’s easy if you try” and “imagine there’s no country; it isn’t hard to do. Nothing to kill or die for, and no religion too.” Vested ministers sat patiently while a hymn to atheistic humanism was sung. This was not only an insult to the memory of a devoutly believing Christian but also an indicator of the spinelessness of too much of established religion in our country.

Posted by: andycanuck (iMpf5) at January 09, 2025 07:16 PM (iMpf5)

233 @wendyp4545, 3h

4pm eastern day 3 of the LA fires and California Utilities still has the gas turned on in the burned down houses.
Jan 9, 2025 · 9:06 PM UTC

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 09, 2025 07:16 PM (kmQ35)

234 The aluminum was removed from my Old Spice.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2025 07:16 PM (YeGMU)

235 In fairness, ND has won a National Championship more recently than PSU has, in 1988.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 09, 2025 07:16 PM (aD39U)

236 Hmm. Oddly, my flag is not at half-staff.

My flag, it is, how do you say, never at half staff.

Posted by: The Paolo at January 09, 2025 07:17 PM (OyOhQ)

237 Biden stated that 100% of California’s rebuild from the wildfires will be covered by the federal government.

—

So people who bought insurance end up being chumps. Typical left wing, punish the responsible reward the irresponsible.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 09, 2025 07:17 PM (DEN45)

238 Oh good, taxpayers will pay for a billion dollars that Leftifornia caused
Posted by: Skip
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Vote buying.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 09, 2025 07:17 PM (XeU6L)

239
Clogging pores has to be a negative to the body.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Just ask that Goldfinger girl.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 09, 2025 07:17 PM (63Dwl)

240
Whew!

Posted by: Newsome at January 09, 2025 07:18 PM (XeU6L)

241 Biden stated that 100% of California’s rebuild from the wildfires will be covered by the federal government.
......

I thought FEMA gave all their $$$ to the illegal aliens.

Posted by: wth at January 09, 2025 07:18 PM (v0R5T)

242 But did Notre Dame clergy? I mean, are we just shunning the entire empire because of priests were molesting and the Vatican covered it up?

I should stop now........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 07:13 PM (Zz0t1)

There are lists out there, of priests who have been credibly accused. I don't know about Notre Dame, but the "Catholic" university I went to had more than a couple.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 09, 2025 07:18 PM (lH8E4)

243 Imagine there’s no country…. Played at the funeral of you know, a president of a fucking country.

🤣

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 09, 2025 07:18 PM (DEN45)

244 Biden cares because he teased you with full coverage rebuild he doesn't have to apportion the money to cover.

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2025 07:18 PM (krQz2)

245 RE: anti-perspirants. Aluminum was supposed to be the culprit in causing Alzheimer's from its use.
Not sure if that was every debunked or not.

Posted by: sal at January 09, 2025 07:18 PM (f+FmA)

246 4pm eastern day 3 of the LA fires and California Utilities still has the gas turned on in the burned down houses.

Yeah, I saw a video of someone driving by still-burning houses and some of the flames were blue.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 09, 2025 07:18 PM (OyOhQ)

247 President Carter’s casket sits atop a tile pattern of the Jerusalem Cross in the National Cathedral, the same Christian symbol tattooed on Pete Hegseth’s chest that sent the far left into rage.
Posted by: andycanuck (iMpf5) at January 09, 2025 07:16 PM (iMpf5)

Remember when they used to make fun of the right for all the "outrage"? They used to laugh and tell us to stop being so angry at all the shit they were doing to us.

Which brings to mind the question. Is the Left ever fucking happy about ANYTHING?

Posted by: ... at January 09, 2025 07:18 PM (lX8VI)

248
Thanks for the correction -- the word I was looking for was anti-perspirant specificially, not "deodorant," which isn't necessarily also an antiperspirant.
Posted by: zombie at January 09, 2025 07:14 PM (pMi6S)

I help where I can.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 07:19 PM (Zz0t1)

249 Oh good, taxpayers will pay for a billion dollars that Leftifornia caused
Posted by: Skip
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Vote buying.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 09, 2025 07:17 PM (XeU6L)
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And Trump's going to have to be Bad Cop.

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2025 07:19 PM (krQz2)

250 4pm eastern day 3 of the LA fires and California Utilities still has the gas turned on in the burned down houses.
Jan 9, 2025 · 9:06 PM UTC
Posted by: Braenyard
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See? If they were all electric that would not be a problem!

Posted by: CARB at January 09, 2025 07:19 PM (XeU6L)

251 There was always a less than 0% chance the Feds weren’t going to pay for the fire damage. Now NC post hurricane? Fuck off rubes. You’re on your own.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 09, 2025 07:20 PM (DEN45)

252 Very few people in California still have home insurance thanks to the state government refusing to let the insurance companies raise their rates a few years ago.

If you want to bawl your eyes out, watch the CNN video of James Wood breaking down from losing his house, talking of his 8 year old granddaughter offering him her piggy bank to help rebuild the house.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2025 07:20 PM (a5Q84)

253 Biden said the cost of the firefighting would be covered, not the rebuilding. I'm not sure where he is going to get the money though. Maybe Obama's stash.

They sent plenty of money to Ukraine. Who wants to bet California gets 1/10 of what they got?

Posted by: fd at January 09, 2025 07:20 PM (vFG9F)

254 @SteveLovesAmmo

Biden stated that 100% of California’s rebuild from the wildfires will be covered by the federal government.

Didn’t Mayorkas state that FEMA didn’t have any funding for Florida, Tennessee and North Carolina?

Where is the money coming from then?

Or did they lie…AGAIN?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 09, 2025 07:13 PM

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They have only 10 days left to grind their crotches into our faces and they're not going to waste a second of it.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at January 09, 2025 07:20 PM (amTrm)

255 Any rebuilding funds contingent on all proper fire prevention and fire fighting needs being met

Posted by: steevy at January 09, 2025 07:20 PM (KQk9m)

256 >>Oh good, taxpayers will pay for a billion dollars that Leftifornia caused

We should be so lucky. Cost estimates are the fires have caused $57 billion in damages. So far.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2025 07:20 PM (LkLld)

257 Thanks for the correction -- the word I was looking for was anti-perspirant specificially, not "deodorant," which isn't necessarily also an antiperspirant.
Posted by: zombie
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Give us a call.

Posted by: Lume at January 09, 2025 07:20 PM (XeU6L)

258 and some of the flames were blue.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 09, 2025 07:18 PM

* shifty eyes *

Posted by: Eric Swalwell (D-CA and Cuck-CCP) at January 09, 2025 07:20 PM (a3Q+t)

259 Further to my point, consider the papers that claimed:

1. Eggs are good for you
2. Eggs are bad for you
3. Eggs are once again good for you
...

Bottom line: the authors of these papers have NO idea what they're talking about, either way.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 09, 2025 07:11 PM (YqDXo)

The 'Publish or Perish' standard to get on the tenure track for full professorships is probably a cause, maybe the cause, of the proliferation of crap scientific papers. I fear it's yet another racket. "If you publish my paper I'll help get the papers of your friends and students published."

Posted by: Gref at January 09, 2025 07:20 PM (aBgBM)

260
Does anyone believe that carter's corpse is really in that casket?

I don't.

I suspect the corpse is on ice somewhere secret & safe until burial.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 09, 2025 07:21 PM (oWowQ)

261
Heh, Bill Maher said, paraphrasing, the country needs an enema. I wouldn't have chosen Donald Trump to give us that enema, but hey... I like some of Elon's ideas.

So, Trump and Elon are gonna be Colon Blow.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 09, 2025 07:21 PM (w6EFb)

262 Ben Goldey @BenGoldey 8h
President Carter’s casket sits atop a tile pattern of the Jerusalem Cross in the National Cathedral, the same Christian symbol tattooed on Pete Hegseth’s chest that sent the far left into rage.
Posted by: andycanuck (iMpf5) at January 09, 2025 07:16 PM (iMpf5)

An overhead view of this should be posted next to Hegseth giving the JD Vance tilted head, wry smile look.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 07:21 PM (Zz0t1)

263 Biden stated that 100% of California’s rebuild from the wildfires will be covered by the federal government.

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I think he meant 100% of the Cost of Fighting the Fires.

Usually the Fed covers 75% once they get designated a Disaster.
Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2025 07:16 PM (oLK8+)

If it came out of his mouth, I'm sure he meant it. He doesn't know what he's saying most of the time, but I'm sure he thinks he does.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 09, 2025 07:21 PM (lH8E4)

264 Soon sanctuary states will not receive Federal funding.

California: choose wisely

Posted by: blaster at January 09, 2025 07:21 PM (QfvaV)

265 Oh good, taxpayers will pay for a billion dollars that Leftifornia caused
Posted by: Skip
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Vote buying.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
_______

Now Trump looks like the big meanie for canceling anything promised. Biden will promise unicorn farts and all you can eat skittles for the next 10 days.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 09, 2025 07:22 PM (Dm8we)

266 237 Biden stated that 100% of California’s rebuild from the wildfires will be covered by the federal government.

—

So people who bought insurance end up being chumps. Typical left wing, punish the responsible reward the irresponsible.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 09, 2025 07:17 PM (DEN45)

Not sure where he's getting the money since Rs are in charge of Congress and he gave all this year's excess money to Ukraine...

I guess Dems could finally give the Rs a win on a bill for aid...40+ House Rs and 2 Senate Ds should beat any Uniparty R protests...so what should we ask for?

Posted by: Nova Local at January 09, 2025 07:22 PM (exHjb)

267 I would rather send the money to California than Ukraine.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2025 07:22 PM (a5Q84)

268
Penny State raped children. But so did the Catholic Church. An interesting matchup.

_________

In neither case did the institutions do it. They did what a lot of institutions do: put their own reputation ahead of doing the right thing, ruthlessly.

And that's bad enough. In the latter case, the ordinary pew sitters who have defended the Church against the spittle-flecked ravings of the anti-religious hate bigots and the wackier type of Protestants felt justifiably betrayed by the hierarchy.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 09, 2025 07:22 PM (dxSpM)

269

Flat top
Stares straight ahead
Stock parts
Knob head!

Posted by: DEVO at January 09, 2025 07:22 PM (63Dwl)

270 Heh, Bill Maher said, paraphrasing, the country needs an enema. I wouldn't have chosen Donald Trump to give us that enema, but hey... I like some of Elon's ideas.

So, Trump and Elon are gonna be Colon Blow.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 09, 2025 07:21 PM (w6EFb)

As long as Maher is washed out with the bunghole water, all the better.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 07:22 PM (Zz0t1)

271 Hey, does anyone remember: did Biden pledge to cover 100% of the rebuild for North Carolinians who lost their homes???

Has he even bothered to visit?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2025 07:22 PM (+3wcB)

272 If you want to bawl your eyes out, watch the CNN video of James Wood breaking down from losing his house, talking of his 8 year old granddaughter offering him her piggy bank to help rebuild the house.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2025 07:20 PM (a5Q84)

Sorry but I’m not bawling for anyone who chooses to live in that shithole. Life is a series of choices ones makes. Some are good some are not. When bad choices are made sorry that’s on you.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 09, 2025 07:22 PM (DEN45)

273
Have the lip-readers told us what Trump and Obama were yukking about?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at January 09, 2025 07:22 PM (I87yH)

274 Googling says France has a higher breast cancer incident rate (105) than the US (96) and is in fact the highest in the western world.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 09, 2025 07:22 PM (t0Rmr)

275 I'm guessing a lot of fluoride in the Brattleburo water.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 09, 2025 07:23 PM (W/lyH)

276 Biden states the Feds will rebuild CA? That's nice, Joe. Umm, anyone mention you've got roughly 8 days to get that done?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 09, 2025 07:16 PM (tT6L1)
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FJB will "sign" an EO proclaiming that it will happen.

It then becomes a capital offense for Trump to undo it, according to Hawaiian judges everywhere.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 09, 2025 07:23 PM (BpYfr)

277 "There's an extremely strong correlation between biomedical research and crap.
Recall Amgen tested 46 very important papers from the biomedical research literature, and could only replicate ... SIX of them. And that was in laboratory studies, never mind "correlations" found in people, which are even flakier. Word to the wise." Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

idk, I had one statistics class, and have forgotten most of it. But "lies, damn lies, and Statistics" is true, but on the other hand, REAL Statistics can reveal a lot.

A local online friend (from my own grade school even) told a story about how he saved the world (not quite that, but a pretty Big Deal, a military analyst guy) using his statistical analysis. I assume he is regarded as one of those "white supremacist terrorists" in DC circles today.

Too bad statistics get perverted, like every other damn thang.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 09, 2025 07:23 PM (Cus5s)

278 40+ House Rs should be Ds...although maybe there is no difference

Posted by: Nova Local at January 09, 2025 07:23 PM (exHjb)

279 274 Maybe it is all that pinching...

Posted by: steevy at January 09, 2025 07:23 PM (KQk9m)

280 "Have the lip-readers told us what Trump and Obama were yukking about?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office"

Kamala.

Posted by: fd at January 09, 2025 07:23 PM (vFG9F)

281 I bet that by the end of the Trump Presidency, there will be only one surviving Democrat ex-President, and he will be kept alive for a long, long time by AIDS drugs.

Posted by: Peach Townshend at January 09, 2025 07:23 PM (qUkBO)

282 205 Now, class, what is the obvious question being begged here?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Do lymph nodes actually 'drain' out of your armpits?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

"The other main function is that of immune defense. Lymph is very similar to blood plasma, in that it contains waste products and cellular debris, together with bacteria and proteins."
...
"Like other flexion surfaces of large joints, [the underarm] is an area where blood vessels and nerves pass relatively superficially, and with an increased amount of lymph nodes.

Lymphogenic spread of breast cancer

Breast cancer typically spreads via lymphatic vessels to the lymph nodes found in the axilla (underarm)."

Hmmmm.

Posted by: zombie at January 09, 2025 07:23 PM (pMi6S)

283 Just ask that Goldfinger girl.
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And Bert Lahr! [Although I think it was an allergy to the aluminum paint and not fatal like in Goldfinger that saw him recast as the Cowardly Lion. I recall reading that they left an area unpainted on the actress so that it wouldn't kill her!]

Posted by: andycanuck (iMpf5) at January 09, 2025 07:23 PM (iMpf5)

284 Now, class, what is the obvious question being begged here?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 09, 2025 07:12 PM (YqDXo)

Do lymph nodes actually 'drain' out of your armpits?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 09, 2025 07:13 PM (/P8AX)
_______________

Close.

Clogging up your lymph node drainage could seriously make things go haywire.

Do antiperspirants in fact clog up lymph node drainage? What is the evidence for that? Until and unless the authors establish that unequivocally the whole paper should be thrown in the trash. In fact, is there any evidence whatsoever that topically-applied antiperspirants even make it to the lymph nodes?

As for French boobies, which I for one am very much in favor of, let me counter the antiperspirant suggestion with one of my own: maybe letting underarm hair grow lessens the chance of breast cancer. Or conversely, maybe shaving underarm promotes breast cancer.

See? Making up stupid unsubstantiated crap is fun and easy.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 09, 2025 07:23 PM (YqDXo)

285 They were formulaic, but competent.

I’ve only read one Coblentz novel, Hidden World. Very scattershot, poorly written satire. On the other hand, it was a world where the upper classes pride themselves on their uselessness and the middle classes study such important issues as the historical use of the comma. News appears in print minutes after it is fabricated by gossipers, whereupon it is unassailable truth.

So it is hard to fault his predictive ability in any case. Or it could just prove that even bad satire eventually comes true.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 09, 2025 07:23 PM (EXyHK)

286 Go Penn State. Not nearly the fan boy I once was, but i do hope they win. I like James Franklin, but he has problems winning games that matter. I'm surprised they've got this far. They lost to OSU earlier this year because they always lose to OSU. The only reason they didn't lose to Michigan is they didn't play them. Franklin has an impressive record at PSU, except against OSU and MU. Still, I own a bunch of PSU gear I have bought over the decades. Some of it still fits. This gives me an excuse to wear it. They'll probably lose anyway. And then tomorrow night, the Steelers will get humiliated by the Ravens but thats ok. Coach Tomlin won't have a losing season and that's what's really important (blinks).

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 09, 2025 07:24 PM (Kdi1r)

287 I'm guessing a lot of fluoride in the Brattleburo water.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 09, 2025 07:23 PM (W/lyH)
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Liquid fluoride.

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2025 07:24 PM (krQz2)

288
Now Trump looks like the big meanie for canceling anything promised

Were I Trump I'd promise to multiply what Biden offered by the number of electoral votes CA gave him.

And then watch lefties try to figure out how math works...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 09, 2025 07:24 PM (t0Rmr)

289 274 Googling says France has a higher breast cancer incident rate (105) than the US (96) and is in fact the highest in the western world.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 09, 2025 07:22 PM (t0Rmr)

Shaving armpits prevents breast cancer!

Posted by: blaster at January 09, 2025 07:24 PM (QfvaV)

290 and some of the flames were blue.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 09, 2025 07:18 PM

Must be the chandrian.

Posted by: Kvothe at January 09, 2025 07:24 PM (ufFY8)

291 Just ask that Goldfinger girl.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot
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Tell me about it.

Posted by: Wicked Witch of the North at January 09, 2025 07:25 PM (XeU6L)

292 It then becomes a capital offense for Trump to undo it, according to Hawaiian judges everywhere.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 09, 2025 07:23 PM (BpYfr)
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I plan on pointing out to every single leftists who screams about this that, "Gee, all that money sent to Ukraine sure would come in handy right about now."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 09, 2025 07:25 PM (tT6L1)

293 273
Have the lip-readers told us what Trump and Obama were yukking about?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at January 09, 2025 07:22 PM (I87yH)

DailyMail has a story that Trump told Barky he needed to talk with him after the funeral, in private-private, about something very important.

Posted by: Gref at January 09, 2025 07:25 PM (aBgBM)

294 Brattleburro has blocked all attempts at digging up all the lead water pipes because they want to save the environment and the habitat of the Lesser Vermont Tit-swallow.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2025 07:25 PM (a5Q84)

295 Were I Trump I'd promise to multiply what Biden offered by the number of electoral votes CA gave him.

And then watch lefties try to figure out how math works...
Posted by: 18-1
______

Well, that would actually confuse me as well, since it's dividing by zero.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 09, 2025 07:26 PM (Dm8we)

296
And Bert Lahr!

________

*polite cough*

Buddy Ebsen

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 09, 2025 07:26 PM (dxSpM)

297 >> maybe letting underarm hair grow lessens the chance of breast cancer.

Waxing your bunghole increases the risk of colon cancer.

Posted by: Hope Solo at January 09, 2025 07:26 PM (w6EFb)

298
Remember the Trans-Resveratrol Scam Hoax about 15-20 years ago?

Resveratrol was touted as a very healthy byproduct of grapes, wine, etc. Lots of fake "studies" were "published" showing a link between a glass of wine per day and health/living longer, and they cited France as an example.

The Resveratrol Supplement market took off like a rocket.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 09, 2025 07:26 PM (oWowQ)

299 My daughter made mashed sweet potatoes as well as kale salad as sides for dinner. I have made a difference!

Posted by: Piper at January 09, 2025 07:26 PM (QzINz)

300 Michele Obama, on the other hand, reportedly did not attend the funeral precisely because she'd have to sit near Trump. She is made of garbage and racism.

That's just little Mike.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2025 07:26 PM (ynpvh)

301 274 Googling says France has a higher breast cancer incident rate (105) than the US (96) and is in fact the highest in the western world.
Posted by: 18-1

Interesting. I winder wha the trends have been. This study was probabaly from 10 to 20 years ago. I wnder what the rates were in various countries back then, vs, their antiperspirant usage,

Posted by: zombie at January 09, 2025 07:26 PM (pMi6S)

302 Supreme Court declines to halt Trump sentencing tomorrow.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2025 07:26 PM (LkLld)

303 Well, that would actually confuse me as well, since it's dividing by zero.

A brazillian bidenbucks times 0 is....?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 09, 2025 07:26 PM (t0Rmr)

304 Keep in mind “France” isn’t really French anymore. So that number is kinda meaningless.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 09, 2025 07:26 PM (DEN45)

305 Googling says France has a higher breast cancer incident rate (105) than the US (96) and is in fact the highest in the western world.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 09, 2025 07:22 PM (t0Rmr)

Therefore: deodorant use is protective against breast cancer!

Where's my Nobel Prize?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 09, 2025 07:26 PM (d9fT1)

306 297 >> maybe letting underarm hair grow lessens the chance of breast cancer.

Waxing your bunghole increases the risk of colon cancer.

Posted by: Hope Solo at January 09, 2025 07:26 PM (w6EFb)

Suntanning your asshole...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2025 07:27 PM (ynpvh)

307 JAKE TAPPER

Salon's Washington Correspondent

That's gotta sting

Posted by: Miklos, not similarly embarassed at January 09, 2025 07:27 PM (xesY+)

308 Supreme Court declines to halt Trump sentencing tomorrow.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2025 07:26 PM (LkLld)
---
That was the Wise Latina, right?

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2025 07:27 PM (krQz2)

309 302 Not even slightly surprising

Posted by: steevy at January 09, 2025 07:27 PM (KQk9m)

310
Yeah, I saw a video of someone driving by still-burning houses and some of the flames were blue.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 09, 2025 07:18 PM (OyOhQ)

You asked for it........

https://youtu.be/jmEnccfSc0I

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 07:27 PM (Zz0t1)

311 SCOTUS denies Trump application to stop sentencing.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 09, 2025 07:28 PM (63Dwl)

312
btw, did you see the fake woke diverse sign-language guy at "mayor" karen's idiotic fake press conference?

Completely Fake.
I'm no expert, but even I can tell 50% of his "signs" were bullshit gibberish.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 09, 2025 07:28 PM (oWowQ)

313 273
Have the lip-readers told us what Trump and Obama were yukking about?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at January 09, 2025 07:22 PM (I87yH)

Trump leaned over and said "don't underestimate Joe's ability to fuck things up."

Posted by: blaster at January 09, 2025 07:28 PM (QfvaV)

314 Therefore: deodorant use is protective against breast cancer!

Where's my Nobel Prize?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 09, 2025 07:26 PM (d9fT1)
_______________

NOW you're getting it!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 09, 2025 07:28 PM (YqDXo)

315 A brazillian bidenbucks times 0 is....?
Posted by: 18-1
_____

Well, that's zero. But it was divide rather than times, and that's undefined. Poor attempt at a joke on my part.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 09, 2025 07:28 PM (Dm8we)

316 Where's my Nobel Prize?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 09, 2025 07:26 PM (d9fT1)
-----------------

Just remember, Obama got one. If he can get one, anyone can.

I'd say you're a shoe-in.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 09, 2025 07:28 PM (tT6L1)

317
Also, Management has extended Happy Hour indefinitely, because it's Friday.

Posted by: Miklos, getting an early start at January 09, 2025 07:28 PM (xesY+)

318 Interesting. I winder wha the trends have been. This study was probabaly from 10 to 20 years ago. I wnder what the rates were in various countries back then, vs, their antiperspirant usage,

The data I am quoting is from 2022.

The US does have more cases then France, but that's because we have a lot more people - in fact China has the highest absolute number of cases but again that's because they have so many people, their rate is lower than the US or France.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 09, 2025 07:28 PM (t0Rmr)

319 308 Supreme Court declines to halt Trump sentencing tomorrow.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2025 07:26 PM (LkLld)
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That was the Wise Latina, right?

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2025 07:27 PM (krQz2)

https://youtu.be/u9PFisRCcRU

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2025 07:29 PM (ynpvh)

320 296
And Bert Lahr!

________

*polite cough*

Buddy Ebsen
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 09, 2025 07:26 PM (dxSpM)

Uhhhh ... no

Posted by: zombie Jack Haley at January 09, 2025 07:29 PM (TTAGa)

321 Biden stated that 100% of California’s rebuild from the wildfires will be covered by the federal government.

====

LOLOLOL!! sure dude, you are so gone it's not even funny

Posted by: runner at January 09, 2025 07:29 PM (g47mK)

322
Waxing your bunghole increases the risk of colon cancer.

Posted by: Hope Solo at January 09, 2025 07:26 PM (w6EFb)

---
What is you wax it poetically?

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2025 07:29 PM (krQz2)

323 "The study authors pointed to the so-called "Pfizer boob job" phenomenon -- some women claimed their breasts grew after getting the shot, but there's no evidence that was the case."

The authors went on to state : "An unexpected side effect? Yes, a super awesome one. We couldn't be more excited about this outcome" one author giggled.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 09, 2025 07:29 PM (cSqub)

324 >>That was the Wise Latina, right?

Not sure but it sounds like the full Court ruled.

5 - 4. Roberts and ACB voted with the Democrats is what it sounds like.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2025 07:29 PM (LkLld)

325 Yeah, I saw a video of someone driving by still-burning houses and some of the flames were blue.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 09, 2025 07:18 PM (OyOhQ)
______________

Possibly from copper emission lines.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 09, 2025 07:30 PM (YqDXo)

326 Where's my Nobel Prize?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 09, 2025 07:26 PM (d9fT1)
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Just remember, Obama got one. If he can get one, anyone can.

I'd say you're a shoe-in.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker

And a Grammy

Aim High

Posted by: Miklos, whoa hasn't been annoyed by Barky in several good years at January 09, 2025 07:30 PM (xesY+)

327 DailyMail has a story that Trump told Barky he needed to talk with him after the funeral, in private-private, about something very important.
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I'm lining up something for the Café about that, Gref!

Posted by: andycanuck (iMpf5) at January 09, 2025 07:30 PM (iMpf5)

328
Well, Fetterman's Monster is headed to Mar-a-Lago to meet with Hitler.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 09, 2025 07:30 PM (w6EFb)

329 And a Grammy

Hey guys, Barry was a virtuoso on the skin flute you know.

Posted by: Reggie Love at January 09, 2025 07:31 PM (t0Rmr)

330 @realTrumpNewsX Jan 8

John Kerry says, "We're on the brink of needing to declare a climate emergency, and we need to get people to behave!"

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 09, 2025 07:31 PM (kmQ35)

331 Waxing your bunghole increases the risk of colon cancer.

Posted by: Hope Solo at January 09, 2025 07:26 PM (w6EFb)

What if you sun it?

Posted by: Josh Brolin at January 09, 2025 07:31 PM (Zz0t1)

332 @realTrumpNewsX Jan 8

John Kerry says, "We're on the brink of needing to declare a climate emergency, and we need to get people to behave!"
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 09, 2025 07:31 PM (kmQ35)

He should be launched into the sun.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 07:31 PM (Zz0t1)

333 by: Ian S. at January 09, 2025 07:18 PM (OyOhQ)
______________

Possibly from copper emission lines.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Grandaddy taught me how to test moonshine.

The color of the flame tells if drinkable or poison.

Posted by: Miklos, with Knowledges at January 09, 2025 07:31 PM (xesY+)

334 Andddd... the cowardly lion called the Supreme Court, punted once again on the New York Trump case... a case that will surely eventually be overturned.

So in order for the Court system to appear to be above politics, the Supremes allow a clearly political prosecution to go to sentencing....

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 09, 2025 07:31 PM (QAkQ3)

335 But it was divide rather than times, and that's undefined. Poor attempt at a joke on my part.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 09, 2025 07:28 PM

More than a few of us got it, but laughing is forbidden, lest we disappoint Ace by violating the no-math-on-the-blog guideline.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 09, 2025 07:31 PM (a3Q+t)

336 If California gets disaster relief funds, they have to be contingent on fixing the myriad of issues brought to light by this ongoing shit show.

No fixie / no money

Posted by: browndog lifting a leg at January 09, 2025 07:31 PM (TTAGa)

337 I bet that by the end of the Trump Presidency, there will be only one surviving Democrat ex-President, and he will be kept alive for a long, long time by AIDS drugs.
Posted by: Peach Townshend at January 09, 2025 07:23 PM (qUkBO)

Obama's dad, Frank Marshall Davis, made it to 82.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 09, 2025 07:32 PM (aD39U)

338 ---
What is you wax it poetically?
Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2025 07:29 PM (krQz2)

Wax ecstatic?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 07:32 PM (Zz0t1)

339 I would rather send the money to California than Ukraine.
Posted by: Anna Puma
......

Thanks. let me email you my address.

Posted by: wth at January 09, 2025 07:32 PM (v0R5T)

340 John Kerry says, "We're on the brink of needing to declare a climate emergency, and we need to get people to behave!"
Posted by: Braenyard
________

Was that before or after he stepped off the Gulfstream?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 09, 2025 07:32 PM (Dm8we)

341 Jean Franois Cary needs to renew.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2025 07:32 PM (a5Q84)

342 Someone should teach ace how to embed a mystery click. I'd love to see the choice for the lead picture.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 09, 2025 07:32 PM (zS0hd)

343 According to the state of California ,simply living in California may cause cancer. That’s what that idiotic Prop ended up saying.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 09, 2025 07:32 PM (DEN45)

344 *polite cough*

Buddy Ebsen
-----
My mistake.

Bitch.

"Buddy Ebsen was originally cast as the Tin Man in The Wizard of Oz, but he had to be replaced after the aluminum dust used in his makeup caused severe lung problems. Learn how he was hospitalized, how he was replaced by Jack Haley, and how his voice still appears in the film."

Posted by: andycanuck (iMpf5) at January 09, 2025 07:32 PM (iMpf5)

345
And a Grammy

Aim High
Posted by: Miklos, whoa hasn't been annoyed by Barky in several good years at January 09, 2025 07:30 PM (xesY+)

For reading his own alleged book.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 07:32 PM (Zz0t1)

346 Just remember, Obama got one. If he can get one, anyone can.
_____________

The Peace Prize. Like the literature prize. (makes shake-weight gesture)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 09, 2025 07:32 PM (YqDXo)

347
Buddy Ebsen
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 09, 2025 07:26 PM (dxSpM)

Uhhhh ... no
Posted by: zombie Jack Haley at January 09, 2025 07:29 PM (TTAGa)

________

Buddy Ebsen was the original actor for the Tin Woodman, but he had a very bad reaction to the aluminum makeup. He was replaced by Jack Haley, on whom a safer makeup was used.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 09, 2025 07:32 PM (dxSpM)

348 Is there actually data that fluoridation helps teeth? I mean when you bring kids to the dentist they put fluoride directly on them AND toothpaste already has it...so does drinking water with fluoride help on top of that?
Posted by: 18-1

When this came up before, I saw a report that it helped real young kids whose adult teeth hadn't emerged yet. Once they're out of the gums, fluoride in your water supply doesn't help. Not concentrated enough.

They compared it to putting lawn fertilizer directly in the water supply.

Posted by: mikeski at January 09, 2025 07:33 PM (DgGvY)

349 "The study authors pointed to the so-called "Pfizer boob job" phenomenon -- some women claimed their breasts grew after getting the shot, but there's no evidence that was the case."

The authors went on to state : "An unexpected side effect? Yes, a super awesome one. We couldn't be more excited about this outcome" one author giggled.
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 09, 2025 07:29 PM (cSqub)

Has Pelosi signed up for a double booster, to get them off the floor?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 09, 2025 07:33 PM (VNX3d)

350 Café open

Posted by: andycanuck (iMpf5) at January 09, 2025 07:33 PM (iMpf5)

351 340 John Kerry says, "We're on the brink of needing to declare a climate emergency, and we need to get people to behave!"
Posted by: Braenyard
________

Was that before or after he stepped off the Gulfstream?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 09, 2025 07:32 PM (Dm8we)

Throw yourself into a volcano, John Kerry. Do it for GayyyyyEEEaaa....

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2025 07:33 PM (ynpvh)

352 321 Biden stated that 100% of California’s rebuild from the wildfires will be covered by the federal government.

====

LOLOLOL!! sure dude, you are so gone it's not even funny
Posted by: runner at January 09, 2025 07:29 PM (g47mK)

Hell, I LIVE in California, and I think that is crap. Making other Taxpayers pay for Calif f'n up Home insurance?

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 09, 2025 07:33 PM (QAkQ3)

353 Perhaps just a schtickle of fluoride is okay…. And I’m not an anti-dentite!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 09, 2025 07:33 PM (ANuwa)

354 ACB voted to deny the stay. She sure loves the constitution though, right?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 09, 2025 07:33 PM (2UnvF)

355 For reading his own alleged book.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 07:32 PM (Zz0t1)
----------------

Wait, seriously?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 09, 2025 07:34 PM (tT6L1)

356 342 Someone should teach ace how to embed a mystery click. I'd love to see the choice for the lead picture.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 09, 2025 07:32 PM (zS0hd)

https://youtu.be/lcfvT2yHTPY

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2025 07:34 PM (ynpvh)

357 330 @realTrumpNewsX Jan 8

John Kerry says, "We're on the brink of needing to declare a climate emergency, and we need to get people to behave!"
Posted by: Braenyard

Who's this 'we', you inbred retard. As mentioned above, shove him in a rocket, send him into the sun.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 09, 2025 07:34 PM (Kdi1r)

358 The color of the flame tells if drinkable or poison.
Posted by: Miklos
----

Copper = blue/green = okay
Lead...not so easy

Posted by: Wicked Witch of the North at January 09, 2025 07:34 PM (XeU6L)

359 by: Ian S. at January 09, 2025 07:18 PM (OyOhQ)
______________

Possibly from copper emission lines.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Grandaddy taught me how to test moonshine.

The color of the flame tells if drinkable or poison.

Posted by: Miklos, with Knowledges at January 09, 2025 07:31 PM (xesY+)
_______________

The test: look at the lines of the emission spectrum. They're utterly diagnostic of the element coloring a flame. In fact, that's how helium was discovered in the sun.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 09, 2025 07:35 PM (YqDXo)

360 354 ACB voted to deny the stay. She sure loves the constitution though, right?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 09, 2025 07:33 PM (2UnvF)

She has a lot of kids and goes to church. She’s sooooo dreamy.
- everyone on the right when she was nominated

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 09, 2025 07:35 PM (DEN45)

361 From WTOP.com and the decision (5-4)...

"They found his sentencing wouldn’t be a serious burden since Merchan has indicated he won’t give Trump jail time, fines or probation. Trump’s arguments against the verdict, meanwhile, can be handled as part of the regular appeals process, the majority found."

The judge gave Roberts and ACB cover...

Posted by: Nova Local at January 09, 2025 07:35 PM (exHjb)

362 343 According to the state of California ,simply living in California may cause cancer. That’s what that idiotic Prop ended up saying.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 09, 2025 07:32 PM (DEN45)

Prop 65 may cause Cancer...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2025 07:35 PM (ynpvh)

363 Does Jean Francois still try to hide his yacht?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2025 07:35 PM (a5Q84)

364 "Lots of fake "studies" were "published" showing a link between a glass of wine per day and health/living longer, and they cited France as an example."

Pfft.

Posted by: A Green Lipped Mussel at January 09, 2025 07:36 PM (vFG9F)

365 When Nancy Kulp (Miss Jane in the Beverly Hillbillies) ran for Congress as a leftist Democrat, Buddy Ebsen did ads against her.

Posted by: Miklos, with broken teeth from Ellie Mae's ladyfingers at January 09, 2025 07:36 PM (xesY+)

366 Prop 65 - Life causes cancer. Kill yourself now.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2025 07:37 PM (a5Q84)

367 John Kerry says, "We're on the brink of needing to declare a climate emergency, and we need to get people to behave!"
________

Climate appears to be no different than when I was a kid decades ago. GFY Lurch

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 09, 2025 07:37 PM (fs1hN)

368
I watched the clip of Trump and Barky.

Barky was really cracking up at whatever Hitler was cracking wise about.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 09, 2025 07:38 PM (w6EFb)

369 Climate appears to be no different than when I was a kid decades ago. GFY Lurch
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 09, 2025 07:37 PM (fs1hN)

But there's wildfires in California now. And hurricanes in Florida. It's a madhouse.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2025 07:38 PM (+iIV1)

370 367 John Kerry says, "We're on the brink of needing to declare a climate emergency, and we need to get people to behave!"
________

Climate appears to be no different than when I was a kid decades ago. GFY Lurch

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 09, 2025 07:37 PM (fs1hN)

Record Cold? Weather happens.
Record heat? Climate change!
Records happen ALL THE TIME. Record highs, record lows. Bad placement of weather stations (like on asphalt) makes temps measured HIGHER

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2025 07:39 PM (ynpvh)

371 So Trump goes into presidency as a "Convicted Felon", but still has appeals to clear his name from the blatant (illegal?) political attack. As I understand it.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 09, 2025 07:39 PM (Cus5s)

372 On the bright side, by firing them for not taking the vax, they're still alive. Hope they're open to a little contract work this weekend...

Posted by: LA Fire Triumvirate at January 09, 2025 07:39 PM (FrKFd)

373 But there's wildfires in California now. And hurricanes in Florida. It's a madhouse.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2025 07:38 PM (+iIV1)

And get this: it’s really hot in July in Arizona.
We need to ban cars ASAP.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 09, 2025 07:39 PM (DEN45)

374 Hope Solo gave me the evil eye.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 09, 2025 07:40 PM (/P8AX)

375 66
'The X-Presidents'

That was disturbing.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 09, 2025 07:40 PM (3wi/L)

376 23 @Jewtastic 41m
🔥🔥 Multiple large engine response in Calabasas to 20 acre fire rapid spread | #Kenneth Fire | Many units arriving
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 09, 2025 06:46 PM (IG4Id)

Starting to think some of these are being set
Posted by: It's me donna at January 09, 2025 06:47 PM (VE6XX)

A low budget but effective act of terrorism.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 09, 2025 07:40 PM (OA79/)

377 A low budget but effective act of terrorism.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 09, 2025 07:40 PM (OA79/)

Tee hee hee hee
- Antifa

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 09, 2025 07:42 PM (DEN45)

378 Here's a longer clip of the bit of Obama and Trump. Can someone identify the hymn that's playing?

https://tinyurl.com/3jhz6z4u

Posted by: Oddbob at January 09, 2025 07:42 PM (/y8xj)

379 Trump: Come on, man. Tell me the truth. She's packing a huge salami, isn't she?

Obama: I've no idea, to be honest.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 09, 2025 07:42 PM (/P8AX)

380 Knobheads and Feuer Frauen and I am held up as an example of the grotesque? Look, kind Horde Members of this smart military blog, Orlok did not choose his look. It is part and parcel of the Nosferatu package - bald head, rodent-like fangs, and a frail body that looks as if it would snap in half if it encountered a 10 mph wind gust (and it damn well nearly has). One does not choose the Nosferatu life - it chooses you. (Orlok stole that line from the cult classic film "El Chicano." Surprisingly good movie.) And always is Orlok judged based on those who portrayed him on film - Willem Dafoe did a decent job, I admit, but the others? Please.

I also don't like the critical plot point that I become so rapt in draining the blood of some unfortunate maiden that I lose track of the time. This time, I think it's Johnny Depp's kid. Good grief. Orlok did not exist for centuries because he doesn't keep an eye out for sunrise. That is like Nosferatu 101. My bat-like ears are poised for the sound of the rooster's crow, or the tones of the village clock tower. I offer technical advice to the directors, but they laugh ar Orlok.

Posted by: Count Orlok at January 09, 2025 07:43 PM (mk4vr)

381 Well, the weather talking heads are calling for 6-8 inches of the powder tonight. Gonna be mess here in the south.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 09, 2025 07:45 PM (/P8AX)

382 381 Well, the weather talking heads are calling for 6-8 inches of the powder tonight. Gonna be mess here in the south.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 09, 2025 07:45 PM (/P8AX)

Someone say powder?

Posted by: Hunter Biden at January 09, 2025 07:45 PM (ynpvh)

383 Given it’s the south it won’t be powder. It’ll be the wet very heavy snow. The heart attack special.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 09, 2025 07:46 PM (DEN45)

384 373 But there's wildfires in California now. And hurricanes in Florida. It's a madhouse.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2025 07:38 PM (+iIV1)

And get this: it’s really hot in July in Arizona.
We need to ban cars ASAP.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 09, 2025 07:39 PM (DEN45)

People die in Death Valley...

Posted by: Hunter Biden at January 09, 2025 07:46 PM (ynpvh)

385 off sock

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2025 07:47 PM (ynpvh)

386 Posted by: Count Orlok at January 09, 2025 07:43 PM (mk4vr)
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Ha! golf clap

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 09, 2025 07:47 PM (fs1hN)

387 Well, the weather talking heads are calling for 6-8 inches of the powder tonight. Gonna be mess here in the south.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
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The now-frozen lakes here are going to look like the Arctic

Posted by: Wicked Witch of the North at January 09, 2025 07:47 PM (XeU6L)

388 Someone should teach ace how to embed a mystery click. I'd love to see the choice for the lead picture.
Posted by: nurse ratched

https://youtu.be/lcfvT2yHTPY
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

And I thought my musical tastes were obscure. 60 views, heh.

Posted by: mikeski at January 09, 2025 07:48 PM (DgGvY)

389 The best snow for skiing is nicknamed blower powder. Cuz you can grab a handful and blow it away. Or as some people do, use a leaf blower to clear their driveway. That's always fun to do. But that is virtually non existent on the east coast and definitely not in the south.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 09, 2025 07:48 PM (DEN45)

390
This an outrage. Obama was literally sitting next to literal Hitler at a literal funeral for our literal greatest President ever and literally laughing at literal Hitler's jokes.

I mean literally!

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 09, 2025 07:52 PM (w6EFb)

391 Wow that poor girls mighty jublicious wagshambas could have brought world peace

Now that they’re reduced to DD size we can expect world war three to move forward as scheduled

I am sad now

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at January 09, 2025 07:54 PM (1mXo4)

392 But there's wildfires in California now. And hurricanes in Florida. It's a madhouse.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
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[recollects Kingston Trio, 'Merry Minuet]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bp6dsKleGpU

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 09, 2025 07:56 PM (XeU6L)

393 Welp, the assholes win one.

Trump will be sentenced.

Supreme Court votes 5-4 in favor.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 09, 2025 08:01 PM (/P8AX)

394 The aluminum was removed from my Old Spice.

I don't care if that is What She Said, I approve of what you and your drug supplier are up to here. I believe that metal salts like aluminum or titanium oxide get loose in your bloodstream, and at the very least contribute to clogging up little bitty holes that ought to stay open. Probably worse, like, say, kidney cancer.

FWIW, "Lume" is made of arrowroot powder, which is pretty safe compared to metal flake.

Only old friend of mine who moved to France for life probably did not use the deodorant (Irishman), and died of cancer in his mid-60's. That proves it all as far as I'm concerned.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at January 09, 2025 08:11 PM (zdLoL)

395 So, Trump and Elon are gonna be Colon Blow.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

I"m holding out for Super Colon Blow.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 09, 2025 08:40 PM (IG4Id)

396 Michael Mann of global warming hockey stick fame may have to pay up some legal funds to Nat Review:
* link in nic *
"In the end, National Review filed a motion seeking partial reimbursement of legal fees from Mann under the Anti-SLAPP statute. The recent ruling, requiring Mann to personally bear some of the financial burden, represents a small but significant shift in the prolonged legal battle. I applaud the ruling."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 09, 2025 09:04 PM (IG4Id)

397 Where'd e'rrybody go? Did I get banned?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 09, 2025 09:19 PM (IG4Id)

398 great issues altogether, you just received a logo
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Posted by: Effective Fat Burning Supplements at January 15, 2025 05:03 AM (LPzZt)

399 I want to to thank you for this good read!! I definitely loved every little bit of it.
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