Floppy Cooch Hangar Fani Willis Ordered to Pay $20,000 for Attorney's Fees to Judicial Watch for Hiding Documents

Judicial Watch lawfully used Georgia's FOIA laws to request documents, the bulbous female John Fani Willis hid them. A judge has ordered her to pay $20,000 in legal costs to get the documents she illegally refused to disclose.

Unfortunately, it seems that the judge ordered her office to pay the $20,000, so it's really the taxpayers who are once again damaged by this rotten DEI criminal perjurer.

She brings more than an "Odor of Mendacity" whenever she enters the room. She's bringing the stink of fromunda cheese and Stage IV swampass.

Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis faces financial penalties for her handling of an open records request from Judicial Watch, a conservative legal group. The watchdog organization had requested records related to possible coordination between Willis and Department of Justice special counsel Jack Smith, who investigated former President Donald Trump's actions surrounding the 2020 election and the January 6 Capitol incident.
Superior Court Judge Robert McBurney ruled that Willis's office violated Georgia's Open Records Act by failing to properly respond to the request. Judicial Watch had been told that no such documents existed, but it later emerged that the documents were categorized as exempt, prompting a lawsuit.
"Even if the records prove to be just that -- exempt from disclosure for sound public policy reasons -- this late revelation is a patent violation of the ORA," McBurney stated in his ruling. He ordered Willis to pay $19,360 in attorney fees and $2,218 in additional expenses.
Judicial Watch President Tom Fitton praised the ruling, stating, "Fani Willis flouted the law, and the court is right to slam her and require, at a minimum, the payment of nearly $22,000 to Judicial Watch."

Posted by: Ace at 01:18 PM

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1
Good Afternoon

Posted by: four seasons at January 09, 2025 01:17 PM (3ek7K)

2 >>>She brings more than an "Odor of Mendacity" whenever she enters the room.

Tunaboat?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 09, 2025 01:18 PM (i24o9)

3 Greetings, Ace.

Before this gets lost in the thread:

https://tinyurl.com/y898kck3

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2025 01:18 PM (4tmpE)

4 Hope she winds up in jail.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 09, 2025 01:19 PM (2UnvF)

5 Unfortunately, it seems that the judge ordered her office to pay the $20,000, so it's really the taxpayers who are once again damaged by this rotten DEI criminal perjurer.

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This irks me every time.

A person broke the law. An office did not break the law.

The person must be punished, not the organizational chart.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, building tension with Henri-Georges Clouzot at January 09, 2025 01:19 PM (GBKbO)

6 Pay up, bitches.

Posted by: Czech Chick at January 09, 2025 01:19 PM (fpVC1)

7 Is it just me or does nature seem to be healing?

Posted by: NR Pax at January 09, 2025 01:19 PM (lXCUP)

8 She brings more than an "Odor of Mendacity" whenever she enters the room.
Pure poetry

Posted by: MAC V SOG at January 09, 2025 01:19 PM (P4Pk9)

9 Was she hiding them in her cooch?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2025 01:19 PM (ynpvh)

10 She's still lying, no doubt

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 09, 2025 01:19 PM (HN+yX)

11 I wonder if jacky smith will get a pardon, or will be left to fend for himself.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 09, 2025 01:20 PM (lTGtQ)

12 2 >>>She brings more than an "Odor of Mendacity" whenever she enters the room.

Tunaboat?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 09, 2025 01:18 PM (i24o9)

washed ashore 3 days ago...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2025 01:20 PM (ynpvh)

13 She saves her taxpayers money by flying cooch.

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2025 01:20 PM (krQz2)

14
This money smells funny.

Posted by: judicial watch at January 09, 2025 01:21 PM (+oR7L)

15 I am early in this thread!

Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2025 01:21 PM (fV+MH)

16 Is it just me or does nature seem to be healing?
Posted by: NR Pax at January 09, 2025 01:19 PM (lXCUP)
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Nature is undirected.

The Lord is directed.

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2025 01:21 PM (krQz2)

17 She used to be so centered!

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at January 09, 2025 01:21 PM (zSyrn)

18 Harmeet Dillon is gonna be busy.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 09, 2025 01:21 PM (2UnvF)

19 Watchoo talkin bout Willis.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2025 01:22 PM (YeGMU)

20 I made the mistake of looking up the term "fromunda" cheese. Never again.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 09, 2025 01:22 PM (J2vNu)

21 Was she hiding them in her cooch?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2025 01:19 PM (ynpvh)

Like a black hole, ravenously devouring everything that gets near it. Even light cannot escape its death grip.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 09, 2025 01:22 PM (i24o9)

22 Judicial Watch had been told that no such documents existed, but it later emerged that the documents were categorized as exempt, prompting a lawsuit.

-

Along those same lines, I just categorized my W2s and 1099s as exempt, so the IRS can just pound sand.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 09, 2025 01:22 PM (lTGtQ)

23 Just the other side of the lib's 'sue to get $$$' from the gov by law.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 09, 2025 01:22 PM (D4kcr)

24 Like a black hole, ravenously devouring everything that gets near it. Even light cannot escape its death grip.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 09, 2025 01:22 PM (i24o9)

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*perks up*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2025 01:23 PM (4tmpE)

25 It's pronounced Fah-nee.

Posted by: Asswipe Johnson at January 09, 2025 01:23 PM (2UnvF)

26 Dammit. Sock fail.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2025 01:23 PM (4tmpE)

27 She's bringing the stink of fromunda cheese and Stage IV swampass.

Bwahaha! As usual your wording of things is hilarious.
But I was under the impression that fromunda cheese was exclusively a male phenomenon.

Maybe hers is grown fromunda the fat rolls

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 09, 2025 01:23 PM (FCbAQ)

28
That's going to cut into her Barry White albums/baby oil budget with Big Jim.

Posted by: Frank Barone at January 09, 2025 01:23 PM (+oR7L)

29

P.U.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 09, 2025 01:23 PM (63Dwl)

30 Wow. It's rare for legal costs to be awarded like this. Even in cases of pretty obvious stonewalling, most judges will order the documents to be produced, but not award any legal fees. This ratchet slut must have really been blatantly stonewalling in bad faith.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at January 09, 2025 01:23 PM (iFTx/)

31 Put me in, Cooch
I'm ready to play.

Posted by: Alternative-World John Fogerty at January 09, 2025 01:24 PM (krQz2)

32 Greetings, Ace.

Before this gets lost in the thread:

https://tinyurl.com/y898kck3
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2025 01:18 PM (4tmpE
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Truth.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 09, 2025 01:24 PM (sPefd)

33 "Floppy Cooch Hangar"

"She's bringing the stink of fromunda cheese and Stage IV swampass."

Ace you need to apply for the position of Poet Laureate in the Trump Administration.

Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2025 01:24 PM (77rzZ)

34 >Was she hiding them in her cooch?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2025 01:19 PM (ynpvh)

Prison wallet.

Posted by: Scarymary at January 09, 2025 01:24 PM (zddDv)

35 About that horrific Muslim rape-ring in UK …

Where the fuck were the girls’ PARENTS? These were young girls still living at home. Were the parents in on it? Supposedly the rape-ring involved possibly a million girls. I don’t believe that number, but clearly huge numbers of girls were involved. Where were the fucking parents?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at January 09, 2025 01:24 PM (iFTx/)

36 It's hard to decipher just how many documents she withheld but she has admitted there is at least more than one communication with members of the J6 Committee.

1st, they didn't even look.
Then, they said they looked but they didn't.
3rd, they looked and said "oh yeah, this letter" (the one Judicial Watch already filed with the court).
And then they said, "yeah, there are some more but they are exempt from disclosure for ... reasons an' shit."
Currently, they are swearing--'cause they have been so honest and forthright so far--that they had no communication with Jack Smith.

Yeah. There was a shitload of collusion between Fanni, the J6 Committee and Jack Smith.
She's desperately stalling hoping for a Biden pardon.
She's too stupid to know she's already dead.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 09, 2025 01:24 PM (cnILS)

37 "I made the mistake of looking up the term "fromunda" cheese. Never again.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius"

Large people have many fromundas.

Several cheeses.

Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2025 01:25 PM (fV+MH)

38 Yo' DA so fat, _______.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 09, 2025 01:25 PM (i24o9)

39 Stage IV swamp ass, lol!

Judge should have ordered her to pay from her freezer account, like gramps taught her.

Posted by: haffhowershower at January 09, 2025 01:25 PM (NMT5x)

40 Was she hiding them in her cooch?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2025 01:19 PM (ynpvh)

THAT'S where all these paper cuts came from!!!

Honeydick, Esq.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at January 09, 2025 01:25 PM (FAbrK)

41 I saw Tainted Love open for Filthy Lucre on the GA Attorney General's Rented Cabins Tour.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 09, 2025 01:25 PM (Xo+UM)

42 She's got that cash lying around in the utility drawer of her home.

Posted by: ShainS -- Take Back and Rename the PanaMAGA Canal! at January 09, 2025 01:25 PM (bGgxC)

43 I made the mistake of looking up the term "fromunda" cheese. Never again.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 09, 2025 01:22 PM (J2vNu)

Now that you know, you'll never have to look it up again.
Seared. Seared into your hippopotamus. Or sumpin.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 09, 2025 01:25 PM (FCbAQ)

44 Put me in, Cooch

Posted by: Alternative-World John Fogerty at January 09, 2025 01:24 PM (krQz2)

Saved by a comma.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 09, 2025 01:25 PM (i24o9)

45 She's bringing the stink of fromunda cheese and Stage IV swampass.
*
Bwahaha! As usual your wording of things is hilarious.
But I was under the impression that fromunda cheese was exclusively a male phenomenon.

Maybe hers is grown fromunda the fat rolls
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 09, 2025

***
I'll never think about buying a speidel "Romunda" watch band again.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 09, 2025 01:25 PM (J2vNu)

46 Twenty thousand dollars paid by the taxpayers is kind of like consequences, right?

Right?

Posted by: blaster at January 09, 2025 01:25 PM (agwrO)

47 clearly huge numbers of girls were involved. Where were the fucking parents?

Posted by: Elric The Blade

Those that tried to rescue their children were arrested.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 09, 2025 01:25 PM (lTGtQ)

48 That reminds me I need a new clam shovel.

Posted by: Frank Barone at January 09, 2025 01:26 PM (+oR7L)

49 About that horrific Muslim rape-ring in UK …

Where the fuck were the girls’ PARENTS? These were young girls still living at home. Were the parents in on it? Supposedly the rape-ring involved possibly a million girls. I don’t believe that number, but clearly huge numbers of girls were involved. Where were the fucking parents?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at January 09, 2025 01:24 PM (iFTx/)
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Didn't a lot of those girls "go missing"?

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2025 01:26 PM (krQz2)

50 Now she will hire her boyfriend to do a full records search, making sure she doesn't get hit with another fine. They can do the search virtually from their cruise ship.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 09, 2025 01:26 PM (sPefd)

51 Where were the fucking parents?
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Do a little research. The parents were being burned alive in their homes as well as told by the police to shut up if they weren't being told a Paki is a fashion accessory for young Brit girls by those same police.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 09, 2025 01:26 PM (D4kcr)

52 Yo' DA so fat, _______.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 09, 2025 01:25 PM (i24o9)

Her belly button has an echo.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at January 09, 2025 01:27 PM (FAbrK)

53 This post qualifies as prime ace cruelty.

Posted by: blaster at January 09, 2025 01:27 PM (agwrO)

54 Where the fuck were the girls’ PARENTS? These were young girls still living at home. Were the parents in on it? Supposedly the rape-ring involved possibly a million girls. I don’t believe that number, but clearly huge numbers of girls were involved. Where were the fucking parents?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at January 09, 2025

***
Too busy attending Pet Shop Boys concerts.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 09, 2025 01:27 PM (J2vNu)

55 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 01:27 PM (Zz0t1)

56 Put me in, Cooch

Posted by: Alternative-World John Fogerty at January 09, 2025 01:24 PM (krQz2)
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January thread winner nominee

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 09, 2025 01:27 PM (sPefd)

57 This post qualifies as prime ace cruelty.

Posted by: blaster at January 09, 2025 01:27 PM (agwrO)
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VDH, is that you?

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2025 01:28 PM (krQz2)

58 Funny comment on X regarding the former presidents and their wives at the funeral:

This is the closest thing DC will ever come to a Real Housewives reunion.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2025 01:28 PM (4tmpE)

59 So? She'll just expense it and the taxpayer will continue to fund her debauchery and whoreflopping.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 01:28 PM (Zz0t1)

60 This post qualifies as prime ace cruelty.

Posted by: blaster at January 09, 2025 01:27 PM (agwrO)

It earns the VDH suppressed chuckle of approval.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 09, 2025 01:28 PM (i24o9)

61 She brings more than an "Odor of Mendacity" whenever she enters the room. She's bringing the stink of fromunda cheese and Stage IV swampass.
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That's what the Art Thread dog was doing!

Posted by: andycanuck (iMpf5) at January 09, 2025 01:28 PM (iMpf5)

62 Crap....again I comment on the title without reading the post.....that's twice bitten, yet shy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 01:29 PM (Zz0t1)

63 Where the fuck were the girls’ PARENTS?

Parents who complained to the police were told that they would be arrested if they continued to complain.

These were white working-class girls - white working-class people are at the bottom of the social hierarchy in England.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 09, 2025 01:29 PM (uxCna)

64 Here's a question and it's kind of like California: Labour has like a 75% majority in the UK. So, umm, who is voting for them. It's like they WANT Paki rape rings or something.

Posted by: blaster at January 09, 2025 01:29 PM (agwrO)

65 Funny comment on X regarding the former presidents and their wives at the funeral:

This is the closest thing DC will ever come to a Real Housewives reunion.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2025 01:28 PM (4tmpE)
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Note that all the wives were kept separate.

Missed opportunity for ratings.

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2025 01:29 PM (krQz2)

66 Just to clarify, pakis are very, very loyal labour voters. They also have a culture of child rape.

Over multiple decades, the UK government hid, and sometimes facilitated the millions of rapes by pakis, in return for their votes. There is documentation of UK political memos that show they wanted this hidden, they name names of CPS officers that facilitated finding girls for the pakis to rape, and they document that police were told to not prosecute mohammedans for rape.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 09, 2025 01:29 PM (lTGtQ)

67 Crap....again I comment on the title without reading the post.....that's twice bitten, yet shy.
Posted by: Sponge

It's the snow.

Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2025 01:29 PM (77rzZ)

68
Her and Darrius Honeycum will gets a universal preemptive pardon, and unlimited use of a fine loveshack an hour north of Atlanta, and be re-elected by acclimation.

Posted by: Auspex at January 09, 2025 01:30 PM (j4U/Z)

69 Karma's a bitch. Karen "Big Mouth" Bass too.

https://is.gd/OQqTgJ

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at January 09, 2025 01:30 PM (L/fGl)

70 This just in. Biden offers blanket pardon to anyone who self identifies as a vulnerable democrat.

Posted by: From about That Time at January 09, 2025 01:30 PM (4780s)

71 >>>Where the fuck were the girls’ PARENTS?

Never disarm.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 09, 2025 01:30 PM (i24o9)

72 She brings more than an "Odor of Mendacity" whenever she enters the room. She's bringing the stink of fromunda cheese and Stage IV swampass.

Flopsweat and analeze.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 01:30 PM (Zz0t1)

73 The Floppy Cooch (TM) was very innovative for it's time. Double sided, high read and write speed, and could hold up to 2.4 MB per side on its high density 120 track volume. This technology was later supplanted by Sony's laser optical Multi-minge.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 09, 2025 01:30 PM (Y6IkP)

74 Here's a question and it's kind of like California: Labour has like a 75% majority in the UK. So, umm, who is voting for them. It's like they WANT Paki rape rings or something.

Posted by: blaster

Labour only got 30 percent of the vote last time, it was just more than any other party.

But, if pakis didn't vote for labour, they would be a dead party.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 09, 2025 01:31 PM (lTGtQ)

75 All of this makes me wonder how stupid and corrupt American lawyers really are. I'm thinking many of our problems can be traced almost directly to them.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at January 09, 2025 01:31 PM (g8Ew8)

76 Where were the fucking parents?
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Do a little research. The parents were being burned alive in their homes as well as told by the police to shut up if they weren't being told a Paki is a fashion accessory for young Brit girls by those same police.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 09, 2025 01:26 PM (D4kcr)
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Yea, no. This may have worked for a few girls, maybe even a few hundred. But no way thousands if not tens of thousands of parents could be silenced like this.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at January 09, 2025 01:31 PM (iFTx/)

77 All kinds of odors around Fani…. Geez are the voters of Fulton County retarded??

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 09, 2025 01:31 PM (ANuwa)

78 I mean I get it that the Pakistanis vote Labour. But the voting population is not yet 75% Pakistani.

Posted by: blaster at January 09, 2025 01:31 PM (agwrO)

79

Captain Beefheart "Floppy Boot Stomp">>>Floppy Cooch Hangar

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2025 01:31 PM (x0n13)

80 And the winner of the tone-deaf news article goes to the Gay Pride website, which ran an article entitled:

"Amid Palisades fire, Los Angeles' first LGBTQ+ fire chief is proving lesbians get it done"

Sure, so long as "it" refers to burning down Los Angeles.

Psst... Gay Pride? You need to start claiming that the LAFD fire chief is secretly heterosexual.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 09, 2025 01:32 PM (uxCna)

81 We need to break off diplomatic relations and military cooperation with the UK until it gets serious about dealing with its muzzie problem.

Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2025 01:32 PM (77rzZ)

82 Yo' DA so fat, _______.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 09, 2025 01:25 PM (i24o9)

Her belly button has an echo.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider
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She has spots on her body from where men have been touching her with ten foot poles.

Posted by: Flip Wilson at January 09, 2025 01:33 PM (XeU6L)

83 Here's a question and it's kind of like California: Labour has like a 75% majority in the UK. So, umm, who is voting for them. It's like they WANT Paki rape rings or something.

Posted by: blaster
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They like rape.

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2025 01:33 PM (krQz2)

84 This irks me every time.

A person broke the law. An office did not break the law.

The person must be punished, not the organizational chart.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, building tension with Henri-Georges Clouzot at January 09, 2025 01:19 PM (GBKbO)

This is a big problem. A public official abuses the system, the taxpayer pays. Cop smashes a woman's face for filming in public, the taxpayer pays. The perpetrators need to be held directly responsible, along with their enablers within the system.

Posted by: Take their stuff for a change at January 09, 2025 01:33 PM (ybSPO)

85 We're undefeated, bitchez!

Posted by: LAFD Softball Team at January 09, 2025 01:33 PM (2UnvF)

86 This is the closest thing DC will ever come to a Real Housewives reunion.
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Kamala: "Vogue says I'm a fashion plate!!!"
Salad Cat: "More like turd plate."

Posted by: andycanuck (iMpf5) at January 09, 2025 01:33 PM (iMpf5)

87 Her "paramour" was just in it for the free vacations and stuff, right? Because what the hell, dude?

Posted by: Josephistan at January 09, 2025 01:33 PM (y9ksN)

88 Yo' DA so fat, _______.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 09, 2025 01:25 PM (i24o9)

Her belly button has an echo.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider
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She has spots on her body from where men have been touching her with ten foot poles.

Posted by: Flip Wilson at January 09, 2025 01:33 PM (XeU6L)

Her FUPA has its own zip code.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 09, 2025 01:33 PM (i24o9)

89 80 And the winner of the tone-deaf news article goes to the Gay Pride website, which ran an article entitled:

"Amid Palisades fire, Los Angeles' first LGBTQ+ fire chief is proving lesbians get it done"

Sure, so long as "it" refers to burning down Los Angeles.

Psst... Gay Pride? You need to start claiming that the LAFD fire chief is secretly heterosexual.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 09, 2025 01:32 PM (uxCna)

She is getting it done, insofar as allowing LA to burn to the ground.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2025 01:33 PM (x0n13)

90 I hit the tip jar for "Floppy Cooch Hangar."
You morons should too.

Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at January 09, 2025 01:33 PM (mAq7n)

91 I googled "fromunda cheese." Don't do it. Don't. Do. It. Apparently there's a slang meaning to this phrase that you don't want to know.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at January 09, 2025 01:34 PM (iFTx/)

92 If women were in charge, peace, harmony, and understanding would reign.

https://is.gd/k1bN1Y

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at January 09, 2025 01:34 PM (L/fGl)

93 77 All kinds of odors around Fani…. Geez are the voters of Fulton County retarded??

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 09, 2025 01:31 PM (ANuwa)

Yes.

Posted by: Reforger at January 09, 2025 01:34 PM (xcIvR)

94 Yea, no. This may have worked for a few girls, maybe even a few hundred. But no way thousands if not tens of thousands of parents could be silenced like this.

LOL. Bets?

You have been noticing that the British judiciary is handing out numerous multi-year prison sentences for social media posts, yes?

Posted by: The British Establishment! at January 09, 2025 01:34 PM (uxCna)

95 I mean I get it that the Pakistanis vote Labour. But the voting population is not yet 75% Pakistani.

Posted by: blaster

Britian uses a first past the post election system. If you take the proportional numbers of national votes, labor would be in third place, but with rotten boroughs, they get a vast majority of seats.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 09, 2025 01:34 PM (lTGtQ)

96 Psst... Gay Pride? You need to start claiming that the LAFD fire chief is secretly heterosexual.
Posted by: The ARC of History!
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Must be...she and her wife have a child.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 09, 2025 01:34 PM (XeU6L)

97 She is getting it done, insofar as allowing LA to burn to the ground.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

How are your relatives/friends out there doing?

Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2025 01:35 PM (77rzZ)

98 It's amusing how much the MSN is making a big deal out of Trump and Pence shaking hands at Jimmuh's funeral.

Like, basic good manners are OUTRAGEOUS and a sign of something.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 09, 2025 01:35 PM (QAkQ3)

99 And yes I get it Parliament works differently but if Labour got 30% of the votes they have over 400 seats out of 650.

UK understands how the Parliament works better than I do.

Posted by: blaster at January 09, 2025 01:35 PM (agwrO)

100 Fromunda from down unda.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 09, 2025 01:35 PM (63Dwl)

101 These were white working-class girls - white working-class people are at the bottom of the social hierarchy in England.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 09, 2025 01:29 PM (uxCna)

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Yeah the aristocracy is pretty quiet about it.

Anything less than a revolutionary bloodletting of the aristocracy in the UK would be an injustice.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 09, 2025 01:35 PM (Vh9CX)

102 Yea, no. This may have worked for a few girls, maybe even a few hundred. But no way thousands if not tens of thousands of parents could be silenced like this.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at January 09, 2025 01:31 PM (iFTx/)

Why is Tommy Robinson in prison? Because he won't stop talking about this very issue.

Sure, they'll trot out some nonsense about the specifics of the charge but he'd in prison because he just won't shut up about the rape gangs.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 09, 2025 01:35 PM (ExV1e)

103 84 This is a big problem. A public official abuses the system, the taxpayer pays. Cop smashes a woman's face for filming in public, the taxpayer pays. The perpetrators need to be held directly responsible, along with their enablers within the system.
Posted by: Take their stuff for a change at January 09, 2025 01:33 PM (ybSPO)

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The whole idea of immunity for government officials was created out of whole cloth by the judiciary (with precedent in English common law).

It makes sense to a degree. Government officials getting sued or prosecuted for legal application of their jobs would be a huge issue without it.

But this woman literally broke literal laws, and she skates personally because of the idea of immunity. Where is the incentive at the personal level to not break the law if you are employed by the government?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, building tension with Henri-Georges Clouzot at January 09, 2025 01:35 PM (GBKbO)

104 Fani Willis could walk onto the set of any blaxploitation sitcom from the 1970s, and no questions asked.

Posted by: Paco at January 09, 2025 01:35 PM (mADJX)

105 And the winner of the tone-deaf news article goes to the Gay Pride website, which ran an article entitled:

"Amid Palisades fire, Los Angeles' first LGBTQ+ fire chief is proving lesbians get it done"

Sure, so long as "it" refers to burning down Los Angeles.

Psst... Gay Pride? You need to start claiming that the LAFD fire chief is secretly heterosexual.
Posted by: The ARC of History!

********************

I hear they're going to remake a Hollywood classic, but like usual, put a chick in it and make it gay and lame.

No, I'm not talking about the fireman movie Backcrack, it's going to be called To Live and Fry in LA

Posted by: haffhowershower at January 09, 2025 01:35 PM (NMT5x)

106 I had a Brit pub friend here in the U.S I asked him why he had immigrated. 'Too many pakis' was his reply.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 09, 2025 01:36 PM (XeU6L)

107 If women were in charge, peace, harmony, and understanding would reign.

https://is.gd/k1bN1Y

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at January 09, 2025 01:34 PM (L/fGl)

In a post-apocalyptic barbecued hellscape, maybe.

Also, lol to whoever made the seating assignments.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 09, 2025 01:36 PM (i24o9)

108 Labour has like a 75% majority in the UK.

Labour got 33.7% of the vote.

The fact that the conservatives split their vote explains why Labour got so many seats.

Posted by: The British Establishment! at January 09, 2025 01:36 PM (uxCna)

109 Alright, chefs, let’s get started. Inside your mystery basket, you’ll find the ingredients you must feature in your dish. Let’s take a look. The secret ingredients are; fromunda cheese, stage IV swampass and odor of mendacity. You have one hour to create your dish using all the ingredients in the basket. Your time starts… NOW!

Posted by: Food Network Show at January 09, 2025 01:36 PM (eqxH+)

110 Karma's a bitch. Karen "Big Mouth" Bass too.

https://is.gd/OQqTgJ
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at January 09, 2025 01:30 PM (L/fGl)

The best thing about this is, Ted Cruz could largely do NOTHING during the weather event they're roasting him for. He's a senator. He could submit a bill.....It's not like he has control of funding or anything that would solve an immediate need.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 01:36 PM (Zz0t1)

111 Her "paramour" was just in it for the free vacations and stuff, right? Because what the hell, dude?

Posted by: Josephistan at January 09, 2025 01:33 PM (y9ksN)

He has a grudge against his dick.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 09, 2025 01:36 PM (VwHCD)

112 I had a Brit pub friend here in the U.S I asked him why he had immigrated. 'Too many pakis' was his reply.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Didn't the Beatles do a song with a similar title?

Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2025 01:37 PM (77rzZ)

113 Unfortunately, it seems that the judge ordered her office to pay the $20,000, so it's really the taxpayers who are once again damaged by this rotten DEI criminal perjurer.

That's fine. Make the taxpayers pay until they bleed & hurt. Maybe then they'll vote this trash out.
If they aren't hurting, you haven't cost them enough yet.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2025 01:37 PM (5ZASI)

114 84 This irks me every time.

A person broke the law. An office did not break the law.

The person must be punished, not the organizational chart.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, building tension with Henri-Georges Clouzot at January 09, 2025 01:19 PM (GBKbO)

This is a big problem. A public official abuses the system, the taxpayer pays. Cop smashes a woman's face for filming in public, the taxpayer pays. The perpetrators need to be held directly responsible, along with their enablers within the system.
Posted by: Take their stuff for a change at January 09, 2025 01:33 PM (ybSPO)

In a sane world the BAR terminates her license to practice law. But under Orange man rules this is not only allowed but encouraged, and Orange man's representation get their careers ruined.

Posted by: Inogame at January 09, 2025 01:37 PM (53oGX)

115 Where the fuck were the girls’ PARENTS? These were young girls still living at home. Were the parents in on it? Supposedly the rape-ring involved possibly a million girls. I don’t believe that number, but clearly huge numbers of girls were involved. Where were the fucking parents?
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Dear heavens, I hope this isn’t a million girls. I suspect it’s a lower number- and with that, some of these girls were probably runaways. Some of these girls have garbage parents. Some of these girls had parents threatened with arrest and they backed off. Some of these girls have parents in jail right now for pushing this.

Posted by: Piper at January 09, 2025 01:37 PM (pRpzT)

116 Damn. No mail today.

Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2025 01:38 PM (77rzZ)

117 Yea, no. This may have worked for a few girls, maybe even a few hundred. But no way thousands if not tens of thousands of parents could be silenced like this.

The UK isn’t the US with funny accents. They don’t have a Bill of Rights. Hawaiian judges there have near-limitless power to fuck up your life. They are now agitating to extradite Americans and throw them in jail for Islamophobia.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 09, 2025 01:38 PM (QZThv)

118 So you trust UK voting machines?

I'll smoke a fag before I trust their Dominion.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 09, 2025 01:39 PM (LN/8G)

119 Willis faces financial penalties for her handling of an open records request from Judicial Watch

I think Weight Watchers is also seeking damages.

Posted by: t-bird at January 09, 2025 01:39 PM (A1ulB)

120
Didn't the Beatles do a song with a similar title?
Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2025 01:37 PM (77rzZ)

"Lady Madonna, panties at your feet. Soiled by the muslhams walking down your street."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 01:39 PM (Zz0t1)

121 This is a big problem. A public official abuses the system, the taxpayer pays. Cop smashes a woman's face for filming in public, the taxpayer pays. The perpetrators need to be held directly responsible, along with their enablers within the system.
Posted by: Take their stuff for a change at January 09, 2025 01:33 PM (ybSPO)

========

The whole idea of immunity for government officials was created out of whole cloth by the judiciary (with precedent in English common law).

It makes sense to a degree. Government officials getting sued or prosecuted for legal application of their jobs would be a huge issue without it.

But this woman literally broke literal laws, and she skates personally because of the idea of immunity. Where is the incentive at the personal level to not break the law if you are employed by the government?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, building tension with Henri-Georges Clouzot at January 09, 2025 01:35 PM (GBKbO)
________

Immunity didn't always work this way. It was limited to some degree to good-faith official acts. But it evolved to the point where, absent physical abuse or harm, it was total immunity. It needs to be rolled back.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at January 09, 2025 01:39 PM (iFTx/)

122 She brings more than an "Odor of Mendacity" whenever she enters the room. She's bringing the stink of fromunda cheese and Stage IV swampass.

I stand in awe at Ace's ability to elevate vulgarity to an artform.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at January 09, 2025 01:39 PM (JNTt1)

123 In the UK, people go to prison for publicly mentioning that pakis are raping young girls. Hundreds, if not well over a thousand are there now.

Almost no pakis are in prison for raping young girls.

There you go.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 09, 2025 01:39 PM (lTGtQ)

124 ***Unfortunately, it seems that the judge ordered her office to pay the $20,000, so it's really the taxpayers who are once again damaged by this rotten DEI criminal perjurer.***---
---

On the other hand if she were required to make payment Judicial Watch would never receive the money.

Continuing that thought all failed prosecutions should be required to pay the defendant. And if defendant fails to have adequate funds the government match funds to the defendant equal to the amount spent by the prosecution.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 09, 2025 01:39 PM (kmQ35)

125 On Islam and rape:

I saw this Pakistani guy unwittingly condemn his own religion, as he understands it.

He was one of the 11 men that was caught with the "consenting minor", and he said he was NEW to the culture, he didn't KNOW the law.

And then he followed that up with "All I know is SHARIA LAW".

Thus, a Muslim is implying that gang-banging (was it 7-yo?) young girls IS okay in Sharia Law.

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2025 01:39 PM (krQz2)

126 104 Fani Willis could walk onto the set of any blaxploitation sitcom from the 1970s, and no questions asked.
Posted by: Paco
_____

Dyn-o-mite!

Posted by: JJ "Honeycum" Evans at January 09, 2025 01:40 PM (eqxH+)

127 94 LOL. Bets?

You have been noticing that the British judiciary is handing out numerous multi-year prison sentences for social media posts, yes?
Posted by: The British Establishment! at January 09, 2025 01:34 PM (uxCna)

========

And they don't have guns.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, building tension with Henri-Georges Clouzot at January 09, 2025 01:40 PM (GBKbO)

128 Wouldn't it be more more efficient if Jimma was cremated in the CA fires?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at January 09, 2025 01:40 PM (wBaIH)

129 The UK isn’t the US with funny accents. They don’t have a Bill of Rights. Hawaiian judges there have near-limitless power to fuck up your life. They are now agitating to extradite Americans and throw them in jail for Islamophobia.

They also don't have guns.

You are going to go up against a Pakistani rape gang with a knife?

And if you try to organize the families of the victims, the State will crush you, as has been repeatedly demonstrated.

Posted by: The British Establishment! at January 09, 2025 01:40 PM (uxCna)

130 They are now agitating to extradite Americans and throw them in jail for Islamophobia.
Posted by: Ian S.

Yeah, good luck with that, spotted-dick eaters.

Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2025 01:40 PM (77rzZ)

131 Thus, a Muslim is implying that gang-banging (was it 7-yo?) young girls IS okay in Sharia Law.
____

Yes

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 09, 2025 01:40 PM (eqxH+)

132 In the UK, people go to prison for publicly mentioning that pakis are raping young girls. Hundreds, if not well over a thousand are there now.

Almost no pakis are in prison for raping young girls.

There you go.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 09, 2025 01:39 PM (lTGtQ)
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Jailing Pakis for raping minors has a disparate impact!

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2025 01:40 PM (krQz2)

133 Thus, a Muslim is implying that gang-banging (was it 7-yo?) young girls IS okay in Sharia Law.

So long as the girls are infidels.

Posted by: The British Establishment! at January 09, 2025 01:41 PM (uxCna)

134 Almost no pakis are in prison for raping young girls.

There you go.
Posted by: Thomas Paine
---

Four at a time is a favorite pastime.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 09, 2025 01:41 PM (kmQ35)

135 121 Immunity didn't always work this way. It was limited to some degree to good-faith official acts. But it evolved to the point where, absent physical abuse or harm, it was total immunity. It needs to be rolled back.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at January 09, 2025 01:39 PM (iFTx/)

=========

Trump officials start doing illegal things in the name of their jobs, it'll get rolled back.

Partially.

In one direction.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, building tension with Henri-Georges Clouzot at January 09, 2025 01:41 PM (GBKbO)

136 Dear heavens, I hope this isn’t a million girls. I suspect it’s a lower number- and with that, some of these girls were probably runaways. Some of these girls have garbage parents. Some of these girls had parents threatened with arrest and they backed off. Some of these girls have parents in jail right now for pushing this.

Posted by: Piper

It is hundreds of thousands, at least. Been going on for 25 years, in almost every city in the UK, and still going on to this day.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 09, 2025 01:41 PM (lTGtQ)

137 You are extremely unlikely to find an observant Jew or Christian see a girl dressed immodestly and think "A rape would show her."

The "3rd Abrahamic Religion" however....

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2025 01:42 PM (krQz2)

138 In a sane world the BAR terminates her license to practice law. But under Orange man rules this is not only allowed but encouraged, and Orange man's representation get their careers ruined.
Posted by: Inogame at January 09, 2025 01:37 PM (53oGX)

Didn’t John Eastman lose his law license? It’s outrageous… he’s an actual constitutional scholar…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 09, 2025 01:42 PM (ANuwa)

139 In the UK, people go to prison for publicly mentioning that pakis are raping young girls. Hundreds, if not well over a thousand are there now.

You are far more likely to be imprisoned for a social media post in England than in Russia.

Posted by: The British Establishment! at January 09, 2025 01:42 PM (uxCna)

140 >>Thus, a Muslim is implying that gang-banging (was it 7-yo?) young girls IS okay in Sharia Law.

In most Sharia countries, they kill the girls after they rape them.

It lessens the possibility of penalties.

Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2025 01:43 PM (oLK8+)

141 Thus, a Muslim is implying that gang-banging (was it 7-yo?) young girls IS okay in Sharia Law.
____

Yes
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 09, 2025 01:40 PM (eqxH+)

Implying hell they're saying it outright.

Posted by: And don't forget sexual emergencies at January 09, 2025 01:43 PM (ybSPO)

142 She brings more than an "Odor of Mendacity" whenever she enters the room. She's bringing the stink of fromunda cheese and Stage IV swampass.

French parfum compared to our mephitic projectiles!

Posted by: Penguins of the World at January 09, 2025 01:43 PM (a3Q+t)

143 It’s no surprise the office has to pay for her malfeasance; this is the literal price to be paid for hiring/electing bad employees. It’s the same in employment law; the employee is your agent, and you, the employer, are liable for everything they do on the job. Because you should have known better than to have hired someone like that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 09, 2025 01:43 PM (VlcM2)

144 You are far more likely to be imprisoned for a social media post in England than in Russia.
Posted by: The British Establishment

Probably more likely than in China as well.

Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2025 01:43 PM (77rzZ)

145 I liked the UK better when it was just a fag country.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at January 09, 2025 01:44 PM (L/fGl)

146 Kudos to Tom Fitton for being a relentless fighter.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 09, 2025 01:44 PM (NpAcC)

147 > It's amusing how much the MSN is making a big deal out of Trump and Pence shaking hands at Jimmuh's funeral.

Did you see Pence's twatty wife refuse to stand and shake Melania and Donald's hand?

http://tiny.cc/skw4001

Posted by: bonhomme at January 09, 2025 01:44 PM (Odg76)

148 Dear heavens, I hope this isn’t a million girls. I suspect it’s a lower number- and with that, some of these girls were probably runaways. Some of these girls have garbage parents. Some of these girls had parents threatened with arrest and they backed off. Some of these girls have parents in jail right now for pushing this.
Posted by: Piper at January 09, 2025 01:37 PM (pRpzT)

As a man with 3 daughters, I've thought of this...
I'm not sure I would care much about police threatening me... but of course I would turn quiet.
Further work on the subject would be very quiet but I have plenty of very good friends whom also have daughters... and understand how to solve problems, and own shovels.

Posted by: Inogame at January 09, 2025 01:44 PM (53oGX)

149 NY has just announced it is ignoring the USSC appeal and will do whatever it wants to trump tomorrow so all the leftists can vomit out "felon" forever.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 09, 2025 01:44 PM (Y6IkP)

150 Just received a phone call.
Hiya identified it as General Spam.

My first thought was, "the sob got a promotion to general!"

Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2025 01:44 PM (5ZASI)

151 Thus, a Muslim is implying that gang-banging (was it 7-yo?) young girls IS okay in Sharia Law.
____

Yes
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 09, 2025 01:40 PM (eqxH+)
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Thus, *I'M* not "spreading hate" against Muslims, unless gang-banging "consenting minors" is not something that is terribly, terribly WRONG.

*HE* did.

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2025 01:44 PM (krQz2)

152 The entire system needs to be rebuilt, so that lawyers and judges pay a higher price for abusing their power and violating the law.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 09, 2025 01:44 PM (2VST1)

153 Fani will get a sinecure at Emory law school.

Posted by: mr tmz at January 09, 2025 01:44 PM (rJ48h)

154 77 All kinds of odors around Fani…. Geez are the voters of Fulton County retarded??

It's because they haven't invented Smell-O-Vision yet.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at January 09, 2025 01:44 PM (JNTt1)

155
'Too many pakis' was his reply.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Didn't the Beatles do a song with a similar title?
Posted by: Bulg

Paul McCartney

https://youtu.be/7ppNnQ-slEg

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 09, 2025 01:45 PM (63Dwl)

156
That's fine. Make the taxpayers pay until they bleed & hurt. Maybe then they'll vote this trash out.
If they aren't hurting, you haven't cost them enough yet.
Posted by: rickb223
--------

Except, Willis' office has been the beneficiary of large Federal Grants. It ain't the local taxpayers picking up the tab. It's us.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 09, 2025 01:45 PM (XeU6L)

157 Why don't David Carvey do a Muslim, isn't that special monolog?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 09, 2025 01:45 PM (LN/8G)

158 149 NY has just announced it is ignoring the USSC appeal and will do whatever it wants to trump tomorrow so all the leftists can vomit out "felon" forever.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 09, 2025 01:44 PM (Y6IkP)

=======

Is that an insurrection?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, building tension with Henri-Georges Clouzot at January 09, 2025 01:45 PM (GBKbO)

159 >>All kinds of odors around Fani…

She could be why the Delta Smelt can't find their traditional spawning grounds.

Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2025 01:45 PM (oLK8+)

160 NY has just announced it is ignoring the USSC appeal and will do whatever it wants to trump tomorrow so all the leftists can vomit out "felon" forever.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 09, 2025 01:44 PM (Y6IkP)
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I wouldn't have expected any other thing.

They don't believe in federalism, until it's dictatorial federalism.

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2025 01:45 PM (krQz2)

161 Under Sharia Law, infidel seven year olds are ok for raping, but if they're family, you have to marry them.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at January 09, 2025 01:46 PM (wBaIH)

162 NY has just announced it is ignoring the USSC appeal and will do whatever it wants to trump tomorrow so all the leftists can vomit out "felon" forever.
Posted by: banana Dream

Just like lefties. Let a felon go free.

(THAT'S what you'll be known for forever)

Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2025 01:46 PM (5ZASI)

163 >>Didn't the Beatles do a song with a similar title?

That was Primus.

And they Suck!

Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2025 01:46 PM (oLK8+)

164 I have ridden the MARTA, and yes Fulton County voters are that retarded.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2025 01:46 PM (YeGMU)

165 Oli London
@OliLondonTV
Heartbreaking footage shows a dog wandering around the streets after its home was burned down and its family evacuated in LA.

It then spots a firefighter and stands next to him for comfort

https://tinyurl.com/3pw644y4

Posted by: redridinghood at January 09, 2025 01:46 PM (NpAcC)

166 >>All kinds of odors around Fani…

She could be why the Delta Smelt can't find their traditional spawning grounds.

Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2025 01:45 PM (oLK8+)

How do they find their way from the West Coast to the East coast?

They fly cooch.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 09, 2025 01:46 PM (i24o9)

167 Did you see Pence's twatty wife refuse to stand and shake Melania and Donald's hand?
_____

I've been told that this is racist and sexist behavior even when you are holding a Bible in one hand and a cane in the other.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 09, 2025 01:46 PM (eqxH+)

168 Did you see Pence's twatty wife refuse to stand and shake Melania and Donald's hand?

http://tiny.cc/skw4001
Posted by: bonhomme

Trump once again being a class act. There's no call for displays of pettiness at a funeral, not even Jimmuh's.

Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2025 01:47 PM (77rzZ)

169 In most Sharia countries, they kill the girls after they rape them.

It lessens the possibility of penalties.
Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2025 01:43 PM (oLK8+)
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That's the "Third Abrahamic Religion" for ya.

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2025 01:47 PM (krQz2)

170 Kind of like being a disabled veteran and refusing to stand up when Joe Biden asks....

Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 09, 2025 01:47 PM (ky8PV)

171 Thus, a Muslim is implying that gang-banging (was it 7-yo?) young girls IS okay in Sharia Law.

I saw something recently where a Muslim rapist said "The prophet Mohammed married a 9 year old, so they're fair game". Which also is telling us way more about Islam than he intended.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 09, 2025 01:47 PM (2ocoG)

172 Is she still in office, or has Fani been booted???

Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2025 01:47 PM (Hkcdp)

173 Trump once again being a class act. There's no call for displays of pettiness at a funeral, not even Jimmuh's.

Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2025 01:47 PM (77rzZ)

Selfies at the open casket are cool though.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 09, 2025 01:47 PM (i24o9)

174 Kamala: "Vogue says I'm a fashion plate!!!"
Salad Cat: "More like turd plate."
Posted by: andycanuck (iMpf5) at January 09, 2025

***
Kammie, honey, you're not even a fashion saucer.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 09, 2025 01:48 PM (J2vNu)

175 Stage IV swampass? Piker.

Posted by: Ana Navarro at January 09, 2025 01:48 PM (Y5yGp)

176 Trump once again being a class act. There's no call for displays of pettiness at a funeral, not even Jimmuh's.

I imagine winning your 2nd election takes some of the sting out of it. That, and your wife is a 10, while Pence's wife is a 3.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 09, 2025 01:49 PM (xCA6C)

177 Well, the appeal is going to Justice Diabetes anyway so there was only a fool's hope.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 09, 2025 01:49 PM (Y6IkP)

178 Kammie, honey, you're not even a fashion saucer.

---

Fashion Finger Bowl.

Just ask Willie Brown.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 09, 2025 01:49 PM (ky8PV)

179 Heartbreaking footage shows a dog wandering around the streets after its home was burned down and its family evacuated in LA.

It then spots a firefighter and stands next to him for comfort

https://tinyurl.com/3pw644y4
Posted by: redridinghood at January 09, 2025

***
As people often say on the Pet Thread, we don't deserve dogs.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 09, 2025 01:49 PM (J2vNu)

180 I'm kinda looking forward to some actual lip reading of what Trump and Obama were chatting about.

(at this point, all the "bad lip reading" satire annoys me; it's played out)

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 09, 2025 01:49 PM (cnILS)

181 I fully expect Merchan to sentence DJT to some kind of "virtual probation" e.g. have to "check in with his probation officer" ever month, or once a week, by Zoom call. Just because he's a deranged POS.

Posted by: Zek at January 09, 2025 01:49 PM (5FPX4)

182 168 Did you see Pence's twatty wife refuse to stand and shake Melania and Donald's hand?

http://tiny.cc/skw4001
Posted by: bonhomme

Trump once again being a class act. There's no call for displays of pettiness at a funeral, not even Jimmuh's.
Posted by: Bulg
======
Did Trump give Pence a head kiss and hug and tell him sotto voce, "I knew it was you, Mike. I knew it was you."

Posted by: whig at January 09, 2025 01:49 PM (ctrM5)

183 In most Sharia countries, they kill the girls after they rape them.

Also in most Sharia countries, if your daughter/sister is raped, you have to kill her to protect your family's honor.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 09, 2025 01:50 PM (2ocoG)

184 I saw something recently where a Muslim rapist said "The prophet Mohammed married a 9 year old, so they're fair game". Which also is telling us way more about Islam than he intended.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 09, 2025 01:47 PM (2ocoG)

It tells us islam is completely at odds with western civilization and should be banned in the west.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 09, 2025 01:50 PM (VwHCD)

185
EM FROMUNDA CHEESE FOADDY-SEBUN!1!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at January 09, 2025 01:50 PM (c0tJM)

186
Fani's double live album:
Odor of Mendacity Over Mandinka City

Posted by: haffhowershower at January 09, 2025 01:50 PM (NMT5x)

187 Heartbreaking footage shows a dog wandering around the streets after its home was burned down and its family evacuated in LA.

It then spots a firefighter and stands next to him for comfort

https://tinyurl.com/3pw644y4
Posted by: redridinghood at January 09, 2025 01:46 PM

Poor pup

That dog didn't vote for this shit.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 09, 2025 01:50 PM (ewjUl)

188 177 Well, the appeal is going to Justice Diabetes anyway so there was only a fool's hope.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 09, 2025 01:49 PM (Y6IkP)

They denied it ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 09, 2025 01:51 PM (VE6XX)

189 That's the "Third Abrahamic Religion" for ya.
Posted by: Axeman

Yeah, right. First, it's not a religion. It's a totalitarian, misogynistic death cult that stole all of its so-called "beliefs" from the Jews and the Christians.

Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2025 01:51 PM (77rzZ)

190 I'm getting an ad on X explaining that a "Jewish billionaire" owns all of California's water.

It never ends, does it?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 09, 2025 01:51 PM (uxCna)

191 In most Sharia countries, they kill the girls after they rape them.

Also in most Sharia countries, if your daughter/sister is raped, you have to kill her to protect your family's honor.
Posted by: Ian S.

Well, somebody better kill somebody.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at January 09, 2025 01:51 PM (L/fGl)

192 Dear heavens, I hope this isn’t a million girls. I suspect it’s a lower number- and with that, some of these girls were probably runaways. Some of these girls have garbage parents. Some of these girls had parents threatened with arrest and they backed off. Some of these girls have parents in jail right now for pushing this.

Posted by: Piper

1/4 of Sweden is a no go zone.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 01:51 PM (Zz0t1)

193 He who smelta it delta it.

Posted by: Reforger at January 09, 2025 01:52 PM (xcIvR)

194 Poor pup That dog didn't vote for this shit.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 09, 2025 01:50 PM (ewjUl)

I hope they helped that dog

Posted by: It's me donna at January 09, 2025 01:52 PM (VE6XX)

195 Also in most Sharia countries, if your daughter/sister is raped, you have to kill her to protect your family's honor.
_____

In Pakistan, the rapist was caught and sentenced to having his sister raped by a member of the family of the girl he raped.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 09, 2025 01:52 PM (eqxH+)

196 and thanks to people like fani witless and liz mccheney, trump will never again be president.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at January 09, 2025 01:52 PM (CWTWj)

197
Watching the funeral replay a couple things came to light:

Laura Bush is trying to look like Nancy Pelosi.

Pence's wife is having an affair with Donald Trump.

Posted by: Auspex at January 09, 2025 01:52 PM (j4U/Z)

198 In most Sharia countries, they kill the girls after they rape them.

Also in most Sharia countries, if your daughter/sister is raped, you have to kill her to protect your family's honor.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 09, 2025 01:50 PM

Yea, but didn't the CEO of Allstate tell us we should all respect one another's differences? C'mon!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 09, 2025 01:52 PM (ewjUl)

199 EM FROMUNDA CHEESE FOADDY-SEBUN!1!!
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at January 09, 2025 01:50 PM (c0tJM)

Oh how I've missed you.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 01:52 PM (Zz0t1)

200 Well, somebody better kill somebody.

This is supposed to be an 'appy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue about 'oo should kill 'oo.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 09, 2025 01:52 PM (xCA6C)

201 Thus, a Muslim is implying that gang-banging (was it 7-yo?) young girls IS okay in Sharia Law.

That's just it -- it is.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 09, 2025 01:52 PM (2VST1)

202 That's the "Third Abrahamic Religion" for ya.
Posted by: Axeman

Yeah, right. First, it's not a religion. It's a totalitarian, misogynistic death cult that stole all of its so-called "beliefs" from the Jews and the Christians.
Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2025 01:51 PM (77rzZ)
---
That's what I'm illustrating.

One of these "Abrahamic Religions" is not like the others--and SO much not like the others in regards to the flesh.

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2025 01:52 PM (krQz2)

203 Sharia don't like it...

Posted by: The Clash at January 09, 2025 01:53 PM (ewjUl)

204 Poor pup That dog didn't vote for this shit.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 09, 2025 01:50 PM (ewjUl)

I hope they helped that dog
Posted by: It's me donna at January 09, 2025 01:52 PM (VE6XX)

Good thing it was a firefighter and not a cop.

Posted by: BLAM BLAM STOP RESISTING BLAM BLAM at January 09, 2025 01:53 PM (ybSPO)

205 I fully expect Merchan to sentence DJT to some kind of "virtual probation"

-
Double secret probation.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at January 09, 2025 01:53 PM (L/fGl)

206 2
‘ She brings more than an "Odor of Mendacity" whenever she enters the room.

Tunaboat?’

McDonald’s dumpster.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 09, 2025 01:53 PM (jbnUc)

207 speaking of brainy cheney: interview in Dec 2023:

Former Rep. Liz Cheney, R-Wyo., warned Monday that if Donald Trump is elected president next year for a second term, he will try to remain in power beyond those four years.

"There's no question," Cheney said about that possibility in an interview on NBC’s "TODAY' show with host Savannah Guthrie in advance of the release Tuesday of her book, "Oath and Honor: A Memoir and a Warning."

Asked if she believes Trump would try to stay in power forever, Cheney said, "Absolutely. He's already done it once," referring to his efforts after the 2020 presidential election to overturn Joe Biden's victory and to stop its certification on Jan. 6, 2021.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at January 09, 2025 01:54 PM (CWTWj)

208 Yeah, right. First, it's not a religion. It's a totalitarian, misogynistic death cult that stole all of its so-called "beliefs" from the Jews and the Christians.

Mark Steyn nailed this years ago: Islam is a political system pretending to be a religion. Marxism is a religion pretending to be a political system.

That's why leftists love Muslims. And also why Muslims don't love them back.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 09, 2025 01:54 PM (2ocoG)

209 ‘ She brings more than an "Odor of Mendacity" whenever she enters the room.

Tunaboat?’

McDonald’s dumpster.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 09, 2025 01:53 PM (jbnUc)

Fish market dumpster

Posted by: It's me donna at January 09, 2025 01:54 PM (VE6XX)

210
That's just it -- it is.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 09, 2025 01:52 PM (2VST1)

And it's her fault.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 01:54 PM (Zz0t1)

211 She brings more than an "Odor of Mendacity" whenever she enters the room.

Tunaboat?’

McDonald’s dumpster.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 09, 2025 01:53 PM (jbnUc)

It's got more drunk hobos in it than a city park?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 09, 2025 01:54 PM (i24o9)

212 195 Also in most Sharia countries, if your daughter/sister is raped, you have to kill her to protect your family's honor.
_____

In Pakistan, the rapist was caught and sentenced to having his sister raped by a member of the family of the girl he raped.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 09, 2025 01:52 PM (eqxH+)

Again demonstrating their culture and religion are incompatible with civilization.

Posted by: Diversity is our strength! at January 09, 2025 01:55 PM (ybSPO)

213 ‘ She brings more than an "Odor of Mendacity" whenever she enters the room.

Tunaboat?’

McDonald’s dumpster.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 09, 2025 01:53 PM (jbnUc)

Fish market dumpster
Posted by: It's me donna at January 09, 2025 01:54 PM (VE6XX)

The shitters on the poopy cruise from a few years ago.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 01:55 PM (Zz0t1)

214 Mike Pence’s wife is a 7-Eleven two…. Melania is a 9-10 anywhere

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 09, 2025 01:55 PM (ANuwa)

215
If they wanted to go viral, they would have served wine and sat the first ladies close to each other at Carter's funeral.

First Wives of Washington

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2025 01:55 PM (krQz2)

216 Carolla has a prediction for all of the uber blue uber wealthy lefties who will want to rebuild on the coast and are now at the mercy of the bureaucrats. They're about to find out about alllll of the new regulations and red tape and snotty leftist women who run the permit offices who are standing between them and a realized new home. He says they're going to be so pissed off by the process, they're going to turn rightward.

http://tiny.cc/4mw4001

Posted by: bonhomme at January 09, 2025 01:55 PM (Odg76)

217 Poor pup That dog didn't vote for this shit.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 09, 2025 01:50 PM (ewjUl)

Yep, I'm not sorry, I can't work up any sympathy for the LA residents losing their homes, but their pets?

Wildlife lost?

When all is said and done, tear it all down, leave it to the animals to reclaim the land.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 09, 2025 01:55 PM (lH8E4)

218 Asked if she believes Trump would try to stay in power forever, Cheney said, "Absolutely. He's already done it once," referring to his efforts after the 2020 presidential election to overturn Joe Biden's victory and to stop its certification on Jan. 6, 2021.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at January 09, 2025 01:54 PM (CWTWj)

Where's a bus induced coma when you need one....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 01:56 PM (Zz0t1)

219 04 Poor pup That dog didn't vote for this shit.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 09, 2025 01:50 PM (ewjUl)

I hope they helped that dog
Posted by: It's me donna at January 09, 2025 01:52 PM (VE6XX)

Good thing it was a firefighter and not a cop.
Posted by: BLAM BLAM STOP RESISTING BLAM BLAM at January 09, 2025 01:53 PM (ybSPO)
*******
Really heartbreaking. I hope it gets reunited with it's owner.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 09, 2025 01:56 PM (NpAcC)

220 76
‘ But no way thousands if not tens of thousands of parents could be silenced like this.’

You’re right. This is suddenly less vile.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 09, 2025 01:56 PM (jbnUc)

221 Well to be more accurate, Islam isn't merely a religion, it is a full system of government, culture, law, art, literature, entertainment, medicine, etc that includes a religion. Its what happens when you have to take a bunch of backwater barbaric tribes scattered and worshipping a host of pagan gods and unite them under a single warlord.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 09, 2025 01:56 PM (2VST1)

222 >>> They denied it ?
Posted by: It's me donna at January 09, 2025 01:51 PM (VE6XX)

No. But NY just announced they will ignore whatever the USSC is doing and proceed with sentencing tomorrow anyway.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 09, 2025 01:56 PM (Y6IkP)

223 Really heartbreaking. I hope it gets reunited with it's owner.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 09, 2025 01:56 PM (NpAcC)

Not if they left it...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 09, 2025 01:56 PM (VE6XX)

224 "Frumunda cheese."

"Frumunda where?"

"From WAAAAAY unda."

Posted by: Scott1M at January 09, 2025 01:56 PM (O9uxk)

225 Tunaboat?’

McDonald’s dumpster.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 09, 2025 01:53 PM (jbnUc)

Fish market dumpster
Posted by: It's me donna at January 09, 2025 01:54 PM (VE6XX)

The shitters on the poopy cruise from a few years ago.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 01:55 PM

Construction Worksite shitter. In August. That's been there since May.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 09, 2025 01:56 PM (ewjUl)

226 I feel bad for James Woods and all...

Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2025 01:56 PM (fV+MH)

227 No. But NY just announced they will ignore whatever the USSC is doing and proceed with sentencing tomorrow anyway.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 09, 2025 01:56 PM (Y6IkP)

Really ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 09, 2025 01:57 PM (VE6XX)

228 Do you come from a land Frumunda...

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 09, 2025 01:57 PM (ewjUl)

229 In Pakistan, the rapist was caught and sentenced to having his sister raped by a member of the family of the girl he raped.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 09, 2025 01:52 PM (eqxH+)
---
He seemed very obliging of that judgment.

"You can die--or have your sister raped!"

"Ewwww..... That's a toughie!"

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2025 01:57 PM (krQz2)

230 Again demonstrating their culture and religion are incompatible with civilization.
_____

We are all brothers.

Posted by: Pope Francis Idiot at January 09, 2025 01:57 PM (eqxH+)

231 Mike Pence’s wife is a 7-Eleven two…. Melania is a 9-10 anywhere
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 09, 2025 01:55 PM (ANuwa)

Great googly-moogly, I haven't been in a 7-11 in some time, but I believe you are being way too generous.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 09, 2025 01:57 PM (lH8E4)

232 Poor pup That dog didn't vote for this shit.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 09, 2025 01:50 PM (ewjUl)

I'm trying not to get amped up at the thought that they evacuated their home and DIDN'T take the dog with them.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 01:57 PM (Zz0t1)

233 I'm trying not to get amped up at the thought that they evacuated their home and DIDN'T take the dog with them.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 01:57 PM (Zz0t1)

Me too

Posted by: It's me donna at January 09, 2025 01:57 PM (VE6XX)

234 Again demonstrating their culture and religion are incompatible with civilization.

I was assured just yesterday at work that diversity is our strength.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 09, 2025 01:58 PM (2ocoG)

235 Well to be more accurate, Islam isn't merely a religion, it is a full system of government, culture, law, art, literature, entertainment, medicine, etc that includes a religion.

Yes, it is a totalist ideology.

There is no "Render Unto Caesar" in Islam.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 09, 2025 01:59 PM (uxCna)

236 Really heartbreaking. I hope it gets reunited with it's owner.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 09, 2025 01:56 PM

My dog would never not go with me. Maybe it ran away or something as it was freaked out. I would be devastated.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 09, 2025 01:59 PM (ewjUl)

237
Read this morning that LA fired 113 firefighters who wouldn't take the jab.

But the good part was it left open so many positions for blue-haired LGBTQ*s female-adjacents.

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2025 01:59 PM (krQz2)

238 But this woman literally broke literal laws, and she skates personally because of the idea of immunity. Where is the incentive at the personal level to not break the law if you are employed by the government?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
=====
The old ultra vires standard which Scotus has neglected means that sovereign immunity ends for a government official when they go beyond their legal authority.

US still has that standard if someone has their constitutional rights or has been discriminated against by officials. Most plaintiffs don't bother but that is there if you name the official personally as well as the deeper pocketed city. U of I officials discriminated against a Christian club repeatedly and had to pay personally. I know a dean that was personally held liable along with the school for sex discrimination.

Even during the era of ruling kings in UK, there were useful fictions that allowed a person wronged by injustice to sue personally the government official responsible as it was the King can do no wrong but that is not true of the King's officials. Kings at the time had to let it slide in order to not be personally blamed for asshole government officials.

Posted by: whig at January 09, 2025 01:59 PM (ctrM5)

239 I'm trying not to get amped up at the thought that they evacuated their home and DIDN'T take the dog with them.

The evac orders went out when a lot of people were at work, and police wouldn't permit them to return home.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 09, 2025 01:59 PM (2ocoG)

240 Great googly-moogly, I haven't been in a 7-11 in some time, but I believe you are being way too generous.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 09, 2025 01:57 PM (lH8E4)

Haha! Great googly-moogly or… Sweet fancy Moses!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 09, 2025 01:59 PM (6RwsA)

241 216 Carolla has a prediction for all of the uber blue uber wealthy lefties who will want to rebuild on the coast and are now at the mercy of the bureaucrats. They're about to find out about alllll of the new regulations and red tape and snotty leftist women who run the permit offices who are standing between them and a realized new home. He says they're going to be so pissed off by the process, they're going to turn rightward.

http://tiny.cc/4mw4001
Posted by: bonhomme at January 09, 2025 01:55 PM (Odg76)

======

I saw that.

Press X for doubt.

They'll find ways to blame Trump instead.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, building tension with Henri-Georges Clouzot at January 09, 2025 02:00 PM (GBKbO)

242 I feel bad for James Woods and all...
Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2025 01:56 PM (fV+MH)

He's spent the last several years badmouthing these people, yet continued to live among them.

I'm sure there are plenty of people who wanted to, but couldn't move. I doubt he's one of them.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 09, 2025 02:00 PM (lH8E4)

243 Carolla has a prediction for all of the uber blue uber wealthy lefties who will want to rebuild on the coast and are now at the mercy of the bureaucrats. They're about to find out about alllll of the new regulations and red tape and snotty leftist women who run the permit offices who are standing between them and a realized new home. He says they're going to be so pissed off by the process, they're going to turn rightward.

http://tiny.cc/4mw4001
Posted by: bonhomme at January 09, 2025 01:55 PM (Odg76)

It's a nice sentiment, but that will NOT happen. Newsom may be replaced, but the replacement will be left of Newsom.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 02:00 PM (Zz0t1)

244 Again demonstrating their culture and religion are incompatible with civilization.

I was assured just yesterday at work that diversity is our strength.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 09, 2025 01:58 PM (2ocoG)

The contents of sewage tunnels are diverse. Same for landfills. Highly diverse.

Posted by: Just because it's diverse doesn't mean it ain't shit at January 09, 2025 02:00 PM (ybSPO)

245 Asked if she believes Trump would try to stay in power forever, Cheney said, "Absolutely. He's already done it once,
______

Projection, again. That is what Obama has already done behind the sham Biden presidency.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 09, 2025 02:00 PM (eqxH+)

246 I'm trying not to get amped up at the thought that they evacuated their home and DIDN'T take the dog with them.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 01:57 PM

Maybe it ran away when it started? Animals can sense when shit isn't right. I am giving them the benefit of the doubt. I know for me, if I had to bugout. My dog would be one of the first things in the car.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 09, 2025 02:00 PM (ewjUl)

247 and Stage IV swampass.[p/i]

Stages?
Oh well, just have to Trust The Science!

Posted by: DaveA at January 09, 2025 02:01 PM (FhXTo)

248 I would like to see Carolla’s prediction come true, but my suspicion is that those who can afford to flee CA will move to places like Florida and Texas, and work to implement the same dang policies as in CA. They are emotionally attached to this climate culture and as with other cultists, will happily accept an explanation that demonizes Trump, the GOP in Congress, etc. rather than themselves.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2025 02:01 PM (Hkcdp)

249
She's still lying, no doubt
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 09, 2025 01:19 PM (HN+yX)

"You're lying"

"Of course I am, but hear me out."

Posted by: Roland T Flackfizer at January 09, 2025 02:01 PM (y9nCu)

250 I saw a post on X about Imagine by John Lennon being played at Jimmy Carter's funeral. If true I find that appalling.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at January 09, 2025 02:01 PM (kTd/k)

251 Haha! Great googly-moogly or… Sweet fancy Moses!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

Sweet purple tulips.

(Bonus points to anyone who can name the kids' show that comes from.)

Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2025 02:01 PM (77rzZ)

252 Does Fanni have TWO pounds of roast beef?
(cf ONT - Brooke Shields)

Could she get a job at Arbi's?

Posted by: Ciampino - No soup though at January 09, 2025 02:01 PM (i0xsb)

253 "Stage IV swampass".

So cruel, Ace.....

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 09, 2025 02:01 PM (wtvvX)

254 It's a nice sentiment, but that will NOT happen. Newsom may be replaced, but the replacement will be left of Newsom.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 02:00 PM (Zz0t1)
---
Newsom or his successor will need Hollywood money.

Which is why, it might happen, but probably won't.

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2025 02:02 PM (krQz2)

255 When we had a fire in our backyard, we couldn't find our cat until the next day. I don't blame him for fleeing a threat, but it would have been nice to know for sure he was okay.

Posted by: Emmie at January 09, 2025 02:02 PM (Sf2cq)

256 239 I'm trying not to get amped up at the thought that they evacuated their home and DIDN'T take the dog with them.

The evac orders went out when a lot of people were at work, and police wouldn't permit them to return home.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 09, 2025 01:59 PM (2ocoG)

Easier to shoot them when the owners are away.

Posted by: He could have had a fun under his collar! I was afraid! at January 09, 2025 02:02 PM (ybSPO)

257 Maybe it ran away when it started? Animals can sense when shit isn't right. I am giving them the benefit of the doubt. I know for me, if I had to bugout. My dog would be one of the first things in the car.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 09, 2025 02:00 PM (ewjUl)

Again, I'm going every direction I can to NOT go insane about it......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 02:02 PM (Zz0t1)

258 I would like to see Carolla’s prediction come true, but my suspicion is that those who can afford to flee CA will move to places like Florida and Texas, and work to implement the same dang policies as in CA.

Some of that, and some of we have no idea how people in California vote because their elections are openly rigged. They're so bad they probably will ask the Carter Center to certify.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 09, 2025 02:02 PM (2ocoG)

259 >>> Really ?
Posted by: It's me donna at January 09, 2025 01:57 PM (VE6XX)

From ZH and epoch times:
tinyurl.com/angrycommys

Posted by: banana Dream at January 09, 2025 02:02 PM (Y6IkP)

260 I'm trying not to get amped up at the thought that they evacuated their home and DIDN'T take the dog with them.
-----------
The evac orders went out when a lot of people were at work, and police wouldn't permit them to return home.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 09, 2025 01:59 PM (2ocoG)

I'm sure that's true for some, and I do feel bad for them.

I suspect there are a large number who looked at their fancy googahs, then looked at their cats and dogs, and decided to evacuate the googahs.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 09, 2025 02:03 PM (lH8E4)

261 Stupid fat fingers

Posted by: *gun* dammit at January 09, 2025 02:03 PM (ybSPO)

262 I thought swampass was one of those southern words until I read it with the emphasis on the right syllable.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at January 09, 2025 02:03 PM (kTd/k)

263 257 Maybe it ran away when it started? Animals can sense when shit isn't right. I am giving them the benefit of the doubt. I know for me, if I had to bugout. My dog would be one of the first things in the car.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 09, 2025 02:00 PM (ewjUl)

I just hope they took him and didn't leave him/her to roam

Posted by: It's me donna at January 09, 2025 02:04 PM (VE6XX)

264 "The local zoning board drug their feet on approving my new mansion! It took 3 years to break ground on plans that took another 3 years to get approved! Oh, well, it's all for the good of the smelt. Now, to bitch about how Trump is personally killing my best friend's tranny kid. I can't wait to destroy the life of some nobody in our business for saying anything mean about Governor Kamala Harris."
-Hollywood leftists futures

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, building tension with Henri-Georges Clouzot at January 09, 2025 02:04 PM (GBKbO)

265 Google is greyed out for Mr Peanut.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2025 02:04 PM (YeGMU)

266 Really heartbreaking. I hope it gets reunited with it's owner.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 09, 2025 01:56 PM (NpAcC)

Not if they left it...
Posted by: It's me donna at January 09, 2025

***
I suspect that was how I happened to find Linda's late, blue-eyed psycho Siberian Angelique. I was in a deserted parking lot with my car when this beautiful cat came up to me, crying for help. We put an ad in the paper and inquired of local vets; nothing. So she became Linda's cat. I wonder if the little feline thug made herself unpopular, and they "accidentally on purpose" left the front door open . . .?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 09, 2025 02:04 PM (J2vNu)

267 The dog’s owners may have died. But more likely it bolted and they had to evacuate asap.

Think of all the wildlife that is being incinerated. 😮

Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2025 02:04 PM (Hkcdp)

268 I remember an episode of Two and a Half Men where Jake talks about swampass…. It was hilarious…. But not as funny as this Ace edition!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 09, 2025 02:04 PM (i5Vkf)

269 We could smuggle young women to Greenland from Europe.

Then all the guys can fuck each other.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 09, 2025 02:04 PM (LN/8G)

270 For fun, the 5th circuit has ruled that a police department of a city in Texas is liable under eminent domain for trashing her rental house to the tune of 60-70k in damages to go after a suspect.

A wrong address FBI raid in my state has been appealed to Scotus as well.

Posted by: whig at January 09, 2025 02:04 PM (ctrM5)

271 Okay, these days, I'm more amenable to "conspiracy theories", but this is too much for me right now.

Anybody seen this Q-Anon-type stuff on line about how the wildfire might be related to Epstein Island and the Diddy arrest?

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2025 02:04 PM (krQz2)

272 Incidentally, I saw on X that apparently part of the reason the fire hydrants don't work is that a lot of them were installed purely as parking ticket revenue generators and never hooked up to any water lines.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 09, 2025 02:05 PM (2ocoG)

273 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, building tension with Henri-Georges Clouzot at January 09, 2025 02:04 PM (GBKbO)

Hey, TJM, you gonna apply for a teaching job in New Jersey now?

Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2025 02:05 PM (77rzZ)

274 Diversity is not a strength, it is a weakness.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 09, 2025 02:05 PM (lTGtQ)

275 It's funny 'cause fromage is French for cheese and the word looked similar. I, too, looked it up much to my dismay because I was fooled. I'm at work and I laughed out loud for realsies

Posted by: AgathaPagatha at January 09, 2025 02:05 PM (Dwn2O)

276 I suspect there are a large number who looked at their fancy googahs, then looked at their cats and dogs, and decided to evacuate the googahs.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 09, 2025 02:03 PM (lH8E4)

Googahs?

Posted by: Like a hoo-hah? at January 09, 2025 02:05 PM (ybSPO)

277 264 "The local zoning board drug their feet on approving my new mansion! It took 3 years to break ground on plans that took another 3 years to get approved! Oh, well, it's all for the good of the smelt. Now, to bitch about how Trump is personally killing my best friend's tranny kid. I can't wait to destroy the life of some nobody in our business for saying anything mean about Governor Kamala Harris."
-Hollywood leftists futures
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, building tension with Henri-Georges Clouzot at January 09, 2025 02:04 PM (GBKbO)
Sometimes you disturb me.

Posted by: Eromero at January 09, 2025 02:06 PM (jgmnb)

278 For fun, the 5th circuit has ruled that a police department of a city in Texas is liable under eminent domain for trashing her rental house to the tune of 60-70k in damages to go after a suspect.

A wrong address FBI raid in my state has been appealed to Scotus as well.

Posted by: whig at January 09, 2025 02:04 PM (ctrM5)

Nice!

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 09, 2025 02:06 PM (i24o9)

279 It's divershitty.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2025 02:06 PM (YeGMU)

280 > Googahs?

Gee-jaws?

Posted by: bonhomme at January 09, 2025 02:07 PM (Odg76)

281 Anybody seen this Q-Anon-type stuff on line about how the wildfire might be related to Epstein Island and the Diddy arrest?

I don't believe that, but I'm willing to believe this is Maui 2.0. The homeowners will be blocked from rebuilding and asked if they wouldn't like to just stop the hassle and sell the land to Blackrock or Oprah.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 09, 2025 02:07 PM (2ocoG)

282 Sometimes you disturb me.

Posted by: Eromero at January 09, 2025 02:06 PM (jgmnb)

But, it's hard to point out where he's inaccurate.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 02:07 PM (Zz0t1)

283 The entire system needs to be rebuilt, so that lawyers and judges pay a higher price for abusing their power and violating the law.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

I'll be as straight forward as I can. My kid or my family gets hurt through abuse of power or a rape gang? There will be a price paid, but not judicially.

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 09, 2025 02:07 PM (MsrgL)

284 I suspect there are a large number who looked at their fancy googahs, then looked at their cats and dogs, and decided to evacuate the googahs.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 09, 2025 02:03 PM (lH8E4)

Googahs?

Posted by: Like a hoo-hah? at January 09, 2025 02:05 PM (ybSPO)

And geegaws. Probably evacuated their geedunk, too.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 09, 2025 02:07 PM (i24o9)

285 From the last thread:

"The shark axed,
The whale axed,
And the barracuda axed me too!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere
*
They even inquired about ya!
Posted by: Miklos notes that Carnival is underway, I guess at January 09, 2025

***
Technically, M. Carnival begins, as you know, on Twelfth Night, Jan. 6. No parades yet, though. And the big day is late this year, early March.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 09, 2025 02:07 PM (J2vNu)

286 Diversity is not a strength, it is a weakness.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 09, 2025 02:05 PM (lTGtQ)
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Especially when it's the spread of carrying capacity for a firefighter.

Nobody wants a "diverse performance" out of their car's engine.

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2025 02:07 PM (krQz2)

287 Sometimes you disturb me.
Posted by: Eromero at January 09, 2025 02:06 PM (jgmnb)

He's like Will Graham, getting deep inside the heads of sociopaths.

Posted by: Plumbing the dark depths of human depravity at January 09, 2025 02:08 PM (ybSPO)

288 It's a nice sentiment, but that will NOT happen. Newsom may be replaced, but the replacement will be left of Newsom.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 02:00 PM

I'm praying you're wrong. We get to answer their lies now. It's not going to be as easy to blame global warming for all of the failures of leftest governments.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 09, 2025 02:08 PM (EYYRe)

289 238
U of I officials

U of I being? (first option in my case Univ of Illinois).

Posted by: Ciampino - No ambiguity at January 09, 2025 02:08 PM (i0xsb)

290 I saw a post on X about Imagine by John Lennon being played at Jimmy Carter's funeral. If true I find that appalling.
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I don't.
He wasn't a "good man, personally, just bad policies."

He was a nasty bitch his whole life who wrapped himself like a whore in the clothes of better people and ideals.
Habitat for Humanity was bullshit.
And his "election certification" excused only dictators, and led to the death, starvation, torture and depravation of millions.
And he knew all that--when he was alive, when he was doing it.
Because he was always motivated by hate--fuck him.
He never had "good intentions."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 09, 2025 02:08 PM (cnILS)

291 Haven't some of these burned-out celebrities promised to move to Canada if Trump were re-elected? (Not James Woods) Now that their mansions are charred ruins, it seems they'd have additional motivation to leave. Or are they going to rebuild in spite of what they said?

Posted by: Emmie at January 09, 2025 02:09 PM (Sf2cq)

292 And geegaws. Probably evacuated their geedunk, too.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 09, 2025 02:07 PM (i24o9)

And the geoduck.

Posted by: i hear its tasty at January 09, 2025 02:09 PM (ybSPO)

293 DEI: Destruction Evil Idiocy

Posted by: It's me donna at January 09, 2025 02:09 PM (VE6XX)

294 >>> I saw a post on X about Imagine by John Lennon being played at Jimmy Carter's funeral. If true I find that appalling.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at January 09, 2025 02:01 PM (kTd/k)

Sung by garth brooks and trisha yearwood. I wonder if the country music awards will have a commie atheist of the year award? Or two?

Posted by: banana Dream at January 09, 2025 02:09 PM (Y6IkP)

295 283 The entire system needs to be rebuilt, so that lawyers and judges pay a higher price for abusing their power and violating the law.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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Old Jewish law caused false accusers to suffer the same sentences (or death) that they would have caused the wrongfully accused person to have suffered. That is good enough for me.

LEO or crime lab types perjure themselves to send a guy to death and prosecutor know it or allows it to happen, they get the needle as effectively they are murdering someone using the state to do it.

Posted by: whig at January 09, 2025 02:10 PM (ctrM5)

296 DEI in a fire.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2025 02:10 PM (YeGMU)

297 Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 09, 2025 02:08 PM (cnILS)

Agreed. Carter was not a good president nor was he a good man.

Posted by: Lennon wasn't a good man either at January 09, 2025 02:10 PM (ybSPO)

298 Sung by garth brooks and trisha yearwood. I wonder if the country music awards will have a commie atheist of the year award? Or two?
Posted by: banana Dream at January 09, 2025 02:09 PM (Y6IkP)

The CMA's are not your Fathers CMA's

Posted by: It's me donna at January 09, 2025 02:10 PM (VE6XX)

299 To underline how insane things are: friends of ours who evacuated now have to evacuate where they evacuated to. But their house still stands, so that's something.

What a disaster

Posted by: InZona at January 09, 2025 02:10 PM (9GR+/)

300 Incidentally, I saw on X that apparently part of the reason the fire hydrants don't work is that a lot of them were installed purely as parking ticket revenue generators and never hooked up to any water lines.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 09, 2025 02:05 PM (2ocoG)
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What I'm seeing on X:

IT'S THE WIND!!! EVERYTHING IS THE WIND!!!

IT'S LIKE 3000 MPH OUT THERE!!

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2025 02:11 PM (krQz2)

301 Sweet purple tulips.

(Bonus points to anyone who can name the kids' show that comes from.)
Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2025

***
You Can't Do That on Television? (Just a wild guess.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 09, 2025 02:11 PM (J2vNu)

302 To underline how insane things are: friends of ours who evacuated now have to evacuate where they evacuated to

Given new fires are still being set, that's not entirely a surprise.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 09, 2025 02:11 PM (2ocoG)

303 299 To underline how insane things are: friends of ours who evacuated now have to evacuate where they evacuated to. But their house still stands, so that's something.

What a disaster
Posted by: InZona at January 09, 2025 02:10 PM (9GR+/)

That happened to us in the 2017 Tubbs Fire

Posted by: It's me donna at January 09, 2025 02:11 PM (VE6XX)

304 Construction Worksite shitter. In August. That's been there since May.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 09, 2025 01:56 PM (ewjUl)

Behind a brand-new Taco Bell.

Posted by: Pretty Good Googly-Moogly, who's feeling left out at January 09, 2025 02:11 PM (PiwSw)

305 The CMA's are not your Fathers CMA's
Posted by: It's me donna at January 09, 2025 02:10 PM (VE6XX)

From Country Music Awards to Commie Mutual Admiration

Posted by: It's all circlejerking anyway at January 09, 2025 02:11 PM (ybSPO)

306 U of I officials

U of I being? (first option in my case Univ of Illinois).
Posted by: Ciampino
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Iowa, 8th Circuit. Administrators in the Student Life department.

The faculty sex discrimination lawsuit where the dean was held personally liable was in Arkansas which also went to the 8th Circuit.

Posted by: whig at January 09, 2025 02:12 PM (ctrM5)

307
GAVIN DOESN'T CONTROL THE WIND!!
BASS DOESN'T CONTROL THE WIND!!

YOU DIRTY MISINFORMING FOX-SPEWING MAGATS!!

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2025 02:12 PM (krQz2)

308 Garth Hudson>Garth Brooks

Posted by: mr tmz at January 09, 2025 02:12 PM (rJ48h)

309 Sometimes you disturb me.

Posted by: Eromero at January 09, 2025 02:06 PM (jgmnb)

Let's leave Prometheus out of this.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 09, 2025 02:12 PM (i24o9)

310 Haven't some of these burned-out celebrities promised to move to Canada if Trump were re-elected? (Not James Woods) Now that their mansions are charred ruins, it seems they'd have additional motivation to leave. Or are they going to rebuild in spite of what they said?

Posted by: Emmie at January 09, 2025 02:09 PM (Sf2cq)

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They're now afraid that Trump will pounce on and seize Canada. Might I suggest relocating to Greenland?

Posted by: ShainS -- Take Back and Rename the PanaMAGA Canal! at January 09, 2025 02:12 PM (u0Bk4)

311 Imagine no Jimmy Carter
Seized it if you can
No nuclear North Korea
Peaceful leaders in Tehran.
Imagine all the people not killed by the the PLO-oh oh.

Posted by: Zombie John Lennon at January 09, 2025 02:12 PM (Y5yGp)

312 > Habitat for Humanity was bullshit.

How so?

Posted by: bonhomme at January 09, 2025 02:13 PM (Odg76)

313 Garth Hudson>Garth Brooks
Posted by: mr tmz at January 09, 2025 02:12 PM (rJ48h)

Garth Merengi > Garth Hudson>Garth Brooks

Posted by: FTFY at January 09, 2025 02:13 PM (ybSPO)

314 Haven't some of these burned-out celebrities promised to move to Canada if Trump were re-elected? (Not James Woods) Now that their mansions are charred ruins, it seems they'd have additional motivation to leave. Or are they going to rebuild in spite of what they said?

At least some of them have probably already bounced off of Canada's requirement that you have a job in order to move there.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 09, 2025 02:13 PM (2ocoG)

315 Old Jewish law caused false accusers to suffer the same sentences (or death) that they would have caused the wrongfully accused person to have suffered. That is good enough for me.

Posted by: whig at January 09, 2025 02:10 PM (ctrM5)
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They had that whole commandment about "false witness" in there, didn't they?

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2025 02:13 PM (krQz2)

316 The winds of change are blowing in from the west.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2025 02:13 PM (YeGMU)

317 Imagine no Jimmy Carter
Seized it if you can
No nuclear North Korea
Peaceful leaders in Tehran.
Imagine all the people not killed by the the PLO-oh oh.
Posted by: Zombie John Lennon at January 09, 2025 02:12 PM (Y5yGp)
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Imagine all the Americans
Riding free through the Canal..

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2025 02:14 PM (krQz2)

318 Habitat for the Homies.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2025 02:14 PM (YeGMU)

319 308 Garth Hudson>Garth Brooks
Posted by: mr tmz at January 09, 2025 02:12 PM (rJ48h)

I would make a comment about chopped liver, but I shan't.

Posted by: Garth Marenghi at January 09, 2025 02:14 PM (PiwSw)

320 Old Jewish law caused false accusers to suffer the same sentences (or death) that they would have caused the wrongfully accused person to have suffered. That is good enough for me.

I'd love to see that, particularly for false rape accusations.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 09, 2025 02:15 PM (2ocoG)

321 Garth Algar > Garth Merengi > Garth Hudson > Garth Brooks

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 09, 2025 02:15 PM (i24o9)

322 Is swampsnizz worse than swampass?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 09, 2025 02:15 PM (ZV69e)

323 Asked if she believes Trump would try to stay in power forever, Cheney said, "Absolutely. He's already done it once,

Excuse me?
Was she living under a rock for the last four years?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2025 02:15 PM (5ZASI)

324 “Diversity is our strength”. Get it now? They mean them. Not Americans.

“The Worse, the Better” in truth. There are still people out there lamenting “This multicultural stuff doesn’t seem to be working too good, ya know!”; magic dirt adherents.

Progressives jettisoned the Civic Nationalism and Melting Pot with lightning speed. If you think they are planning E Pluribus Unum you are smoking your socks. So long as everyone is at each other’s throats, no one has any time to go after them. It isn’t complicated but it is profoundly wicked

Posted by: Common Tater at January 09, 2025 02:15 PM (jIaF7)

325 Posted by: whig at January 09, 2025 02:04 PM (ctrM5)

Nice!
Posted by: Comrade Flounder
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Fun thing is that if plaintiffs are allowed to make eminent domain claims, that sidesteps sovereign immunity defense entirely and forces cities and states to be more careful. Given recent Scotus decisions on takings clause becoming stronger, it will serve to curb some abuses by cities and states regarding their police practices.

In a sense, it is also basic fairness as the 5th mentioned. A person individually suffers a loss so that the community may gain from the capture of a criminal. Should be reimbursed just as much as if the taking involved land for a road. Loss is a loss.

Posted by: whig at January 09, 2025 02:15 PM (ctrM5)

326 >>Garth Hudson>Garth Brooks

Garth Brooks Cums Gallons.

(That Court Filing is pretty funny stuff)

Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2025 02:16 PM (oLK8+)

327 299 To underline how insane things are: friends of ours who evacuated now have to evacuate where they evacuated to. But their house still stands, so that's something.

What a disaster
Posted by: InZona at January 09, 2025 02:10 PM (9GR+/
Somebody prolly loots they geegaws while they gone.

Posted by: Eromero at January 09, 2025 02:16 PM (jgmnb)

328 Jenny Garth >>> all other Garths

Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2025 02:16 PM (77rzZ)

329 "They had that whole commandment about "false witness" in there, didn't they?"

There is not one of the Ten Commandments that Commies don't hate.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 09, 2025 02:16 PM (ZmEVT)

330 231
‘ 231 Mike Pence’s wife is a 7-Eleven two…. Melania is a 9-10 anywhere

Great googly-moogly, I haven't been in a 7-11 in some time, but I believe you are being way too generous.

Mike Pence’s wife is an AKC 4

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 09, 2025 02:16 PM (jbnUc)

331 Asked if she believes Trump would try to stay in power forever, Cheney said, "Absolutely. He's already done it once,

Excuse me?
Was she living under a rock for the last four years?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2025 02:15 PM (5ZASI)
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Well, if you discount the time he left the White House
...
Which they do.

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2025 02:16 PM (krQz2)

332 Old Jewish law caused false accusers to suffer the same sentences (or death) that they would have caused the wrongfully accused person to have suffered. That is good enough for me.

If reincarnation is a thing, then I was Jewish in a past life. Because I have believed this my entire life.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2025 02:17 PM (5ZASI)

333 The Iatolas sending the biggest bouquet of flowers to the Carter funeral was a nice gesture.

Posted by: Frank Barone at January 09, 2025 02:17 PM (+oR7L)

334 Mike Pence's wife is a deuce.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2025 02:17 PM (YeGMU)

335 They had that whole commandment about "false witness" in there, didn't they?
Posted by: Axeman
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Yep. Mosaic law as written in Leviticus and Deuteronomy ( and sprinkled at times in Numbers, Genesis, and Exodus) is a pretty complete and humane justice system for the time.

Posted by: whig at January 09, 2025 02:18 PM (ctrM5)

336 “Diversity is our strength”. Get it now? They mean them. Not Americans.

Ahh, yes, the "our democracy" gambit.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 09, 2025 02:18 PM (2ocoG)

337 Party on Wayne. Party on Garth.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 09, 2025 02:19 PM (ewjUl)

338 I for one think floppy cooch gets a bad rap.

Posted by: dananjcon at January 09, 2025 02:19 PM (8C1eU)

339 I'd love to see that, particularly for false rape accusations.
Posted by: Ian S.
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Be far fewer of them.

Posted by: whig at January 09, 2025 02:19 PM (ctrM5)

340
If reincarnation is a thing, then I was Jewish in a past life. Because I have believed this my entire life.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2025 02:17 PM (5ZASI)

I find it more common sense than anything.

I want the same thing in sports. If you cheap shot a player and cause absence, you're out for the same time. If they never return, so be it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 02:19 PM (Zz0t1)

341 Yep. Mosaic law as written in Leviticus and Deuteronomy ( and sprinkled at times in Numbers, Genesis, and Exodus) is a pretty complete and humane justice system for the time.
Posted by: whig

Except for the part about not eating shrimp.

Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2025 02:19 PM (77rzZ)

342
as former VP wives go, Joan Mondale was it.

Posted by: Frank Barone at January 09, 2025 02:19 PM (+oR7L)

343 Nobody wants a "diverse performance" out of their car's engine.
Posted by: Axeman

Or their heartbeat.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 09, 2025 02:19 PM (IG4Id)

344 Now Muscle Shoals has got the SwampSnizz. She's been known to suck a dong or two...

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 09, 2025 02:19 PM (ewjUl)

345 334 Mike Pence's wife is a deuce.
Posted by: Boss Moss
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Probably thought she was gonna be first lady someday. Nasty critter.

Posted by: whig at January 09, 2025 02:20 PM (ctrM5)

346 Diversity
Equity
Incineration

Posted by: Common Tater at January 09, 2025 02:20 PM (jIaF7)

347 Jenny Garth >>> all other Garths
Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2025 02:16 PM (77rzZ)

I'm guessing you mean Jennie....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 02:20 PM (Zz0t1)

348 Speaking of funerals Bill Clinton looks like he's just about out of time.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at January 09, 2025 02:20 PM (kTd/k)

349 >>Now Muscle Shoals has got the SwampSnizz. She's been known to suck a dong or two...

Yas, She Do!

Posted by: Backup Singers at January 09, 2025 02:20 PM (oLK8+)

350 as former VP wives go, Joan Mondale was it.
Posted by: Frank Barone

Wasn't Mondale's daughter kind of a hawtie, and was leched on by Clinton?

Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2025 02:20 PM (77rzZ)

351 as former VP wives go, Joan Mondale was it.
Posted by: Frank Barone at January 09, 2025 02:19 PM (+oR7L)

Did you recently suffer a blow to the head?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 09, 2025 02:21 PM (ExV1e)

352 When I was in high school we had a football class that went undefeated it's entire 4 years.

When that class was in their senior year, de Varsity was our strength.

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2025 02:21 PM (krQz2)

353 Speaking of funerals Bill Clinton looks like he's just about out of time.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at January 09, 2025 02:20 PM (kTd/k)

Hillary should go before, so old Bill can mourn with an orgy.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 09, 2025 02:21 PM (i24o9)

354 348 Speaking of funerals Bill Clinton looks like he's just about out of time.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at January 09, 2025 02:20 PM

Syphillis does that.

Posted by: Frank Barone at January 09, 2025 02:21 PM (+oR7L)

355 Speaking of funerals Bill Clinton looks like he's just about out of time.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at January 09, 2025 02:20 PM

I was looking at Biden at the funeral and all I could think was....soon.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 09, 2025 02:21 PM (ewjUl)

356 Was Malaria at the Funeral?

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2025 02:21 PM (YeGMU)

357 I'm guessing you mean Jennie....
Posted by: Sponge

Da.

Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2025 02:21 PM (77rzZ)

358 "As former VP wives go, Joan Mondale was it"

I'd have hit it.

Posted by: Doug Emhoff at January 09, 2025 02:21 PM (Y5yGp)

359 Except for the part about not eating shrimp.
Posted by: Bulg
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Food laws were in part a reasonable attempt at humane treatment of livestock and hygiene. Very easy to get sick and die eating the wrong thing at the wrong time and prepared poorly.

Posted by: whig at January 09, 2025 02:21 PM (ctrM5)

360 Except for the part about not eating shrimp.

Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2025 02:19 PM (77rzZ)
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You forgot bacon.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 09, 2025 02:22 PM (lRY8a)

361 Speaking of funerals Bill Clinton looks like he's just about out of time.

Yeah, for a while I was willing to bet on him dying before Carter. Now the question is Bill or Barry, and if it's Barry will he die with Big Mike claw marks around his neck?

Posted by: Ian S. at January 09, 2025 02:22 PM (2ocoG)

362 Wasn't Mondale's daughter kind of a hawtie, and was leched on by Clinton?
Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2025 02:20 PM

Yea, Eleanor, she was on TV for a while. Sadly she died of cancer. But she was pretty.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 09, 2025 02:22 PM (ewjUl)

363
Wasn't Mondale's daughter kind of a hawtie, and was leched on by Clinton?
Posted by: Bulg
=====
Yep. ( Eleanor mebbe?)

Posted by: whig at January 09, 2025 02:22 PM (ctrM5)

364 Except for the part about not eating shrimp.

Theologians break the law into three parts:
Ceremonial (clothing, sacrifices, festivals, food, etc)
Civil (laws about behavior and consequence)
Moral (good vs evil, the ten commandments)

This makes a lot of sense of the law and what is valuable and what was meant only for those people at that time. You can shrug off the food laws (although they're worth looking at; pork is deadly if not cooked properly for example) and check out the civil laws for a good basis of a civilization.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 09, 2025 02:23 PM (2VST1)

365 What is amusing, sort of, “an eye for an eye” is now held up as some sort of barbaric and inhumane idea.

In fact it is the opposite. It was a liberal reform in the idea that justice should be proportional. Formerly, just about anything could often be a Capital offense, and they would wipe out your entire family for good measure. Note well the latter is more or less the default in human history. Warlords, life generally being nasty, brutish, and short.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 09, 2025 02:24 PM (jIaF7)

366 The Iatolas sending the biggest bouquet of flowers to the Carter funeral was a nice gesture.

Posted by: Frank Barone at January 09, 2025 02:17 PM (+oR7L)

-----------------

They even sent the 12th Imam ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Take Back and Rename the PanaMAGA Canal! at January 09, 2025 02:24 PM (bGgxC)

367 I for one think floppy cooch gets a bad rap.

Posted by: dananjcon at January 09, 2025 02:19 PM (8C1eU)

A floppy cooch once bit my sister.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 09, 2025 02:24 PM (i24o9)

368 Flop on the couch>Floppy Cooch

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 09, 2025 02:25 PM (ewjUl)

369 Except for the part about not eating shrimp.

The shrimp and pork prohibitions make a lot of sense given both of those things can make you very sick if you don't handle and cook them properly. I've heard versions of that from atheists who are willing to concede that even if you ignore the religious aspects the Bible's actually a good civilizational owner's manual.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 09, 2025 02:25 PM (2ocoG)

370 Beau died in a floppy cooch. My word as Biden.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 09, 2025 02:25 PM (PiwSw)

371 Big Mike Obama is too busy getting his knob polished in Hawaii to attend Carter's funeral.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 09, 2025 02:25 PM (Odg76)

372 Speaking of funerals Bill Clinton looks like he's just about out of time.

He's looked like that for about 10 years now. I imagine him to be a walking mass of tumors and STDs

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 09, 2025 02:26 PM (2VST1)

373 Elenor Mondale was hotter than an LA celebrities home. (too soon?)

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 09, 2025 02:26 PM (ewjUl)

374 362 Wasn't Mondale's daughter kind of a hawtie, and was leched on by Clinton?
Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2025 02:20 PM

Yea, Eleanor, she was on TV for a while. Sadly she died of cancer. But she was pretty.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 09, 2025 02:22 PM (ewjUl)

Yes indeed she was. Heh heh.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 09, 2025 02:26 PM (JgYYs)

375 Was Trichinosis really the basis for prohibition on swine?

Posted by: Common Tater at January 09, 2025 02:26 PM (jIaF7)

376
Speaking of funerals Bill Clinton looks like he's just about out of time.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at January 09, 2025 02:20 PM

True Fact: Bill Clinton and Sammy Hagar are the same(-ish) age

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 09, 2025 02:26 PM (tljrc)

377 There will be a price paid, but not judicially.
_____

Ah EXTRA-judicial

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 09, 2025 02:26 PM (eqxH+)

378 Big Mike Obama is too busy getting his knob polished in Hawaii to attend Carter's funeral.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 09, 2025 02:25 PM (Odg76)

Starting fires in Cali.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 09, 2025 02:26 PM (ExV1e)

379 Hillary should go before, so old Bill can mourn with an orgy.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 09, 2025 02:21 PM (i24o9)

As long as she goes before I don't give a shit what party he throws.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 09, 2025 02:26 PM (VwHCD)

380 She keeps $20K in cash at home... because that's what black women do.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at January 09, 2025 02:27 PM (17s+e)

381 Formerly, just about anything could often be a Capital offense, and they would wipe out your entire family for good measure.

Yeah Even the Code of Hamurabbi had a ton of death penalties in it. It was basically the default punishment for almost any violation of the King's law.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 09, 2025 02:27 PM (2VST1)

382 as former VP wives go, Joan Mondale was it.
Posted by: Frank Barone at January 09, 2025 02:19 PM (+oR7L)

Did you recently suffer a blow to the head?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 09, 2025 02:21 PM (ExV1e)

Had to look her up. She looks like Bill Buckley in drag.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 09, 2025 02:27 PM (lH8E4)

383 A floppy cooch once bit my sister.

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Yeah well, sometimes ya gotta bite it back.

Posted by: dananjcon at January 09, 2025 02:27 PM (8C1eU)

384 I saw Stage 4 Swampass open for FatBoy Slim in Tallahassee circa 1998.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 09, 2025 02:28 PM (DEN45)

385 You forgot bacon.
Posted by: Biden's Dog

There was a guy in my hometown growing up who was an expert on swine (our rural county was the No. 1 pork-producing county in Michigan, and he worked as the county's pig expert). He theorized that the reason that pork was unclean was because pigs' internal anatomy looks very much like that of humans, so that eating pork would be akin to cannibalism.

Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2025 02:28 PM (77rzZ)

386 the Bible's actually a good civilizational owner's manual.
Posted by: Ian S
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I've long maintained that a young person who lived their life by the book of Proverbs would be an ideal human being.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 09, 2025 02:28 PM (XeU6L)

387 Big Mike Obama is too busy getting his knob polished in Hawaii to attend Carter's funeral.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 09, 2025 02:25 PM (Odg76)

The word we're looking for is...hibernation.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 09, 2025 02:28 PM (VwHCD)

388 About that horrific Muslim rape-ring in UK …

Where the fuck were the girls’ PARENTS? These were young girls still living at home. Were the parents in on it? Supposedly the rape-ring involved possibly a million girls. I don’t believe that number, but clearly huge numbers of g

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Some were being arrested trying to get the girls out of the rape gang house.

Some of the girls were living in the UK's child protective services and were fetched back by the gangs if they got away.

We know of 1400 cases in one town in a few years. That was about 15 years ago, so multiply that. They also admit to similar rings in other towns...first five or ten, then many 50, and probably nearly every town they have islamists in. This doesn't count London. Then make sure you remember this has been going on for decades more before the admissions even came out.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 09, 2025 02:28 PM (n7h9X)

389 Was Trichinosis really the basis for prohibition on swine?

This is speculation on my part, because God didn't say (at least, not that we know of). But yes I think that was part of it: look at the list of foods that are banned, almost all of them are either cruelty rules or foods that are very unsafe to prepare. It wasn't JUST that, it also was about setting the Hebrews apart from their neighboring nations who would eat a lot of certain kinds of food. Its like "don't trim your sideburns" so you look different and feel different from your neighbors.

At least that's how I understand it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 09, 2025 02:29 PM (2VST1)

390 I saw Floppy Cooch open for Butthole Surfers at the Whiskey a Go Go.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 09, 2025 02:29 PM (i24o9)

391 If it was other way and a conservative it would be 100G

Posted by: Skip at January 09, 2025 02:29 PM (fwDg9)

392 Thou shalt place the whole hog in the smoker, low and slow, until such time as the internal temp is 190-210. Thou shalt then baste in a vinegar based sauce. None of that mustard based shit.

Posted by: The Book of Bubba at January 09, 2025 02:29 PM (2UnvF)

393 nood

Posted by: Kindltot at January 09, 2025 02:29 PM (D7oie)

394 > He's looked like that for about 10 years now. I imagine him to be a walking mass of tumors and STDs

I heard Chelsea convinced him to become vegan.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 09, 2025 02:29 PM (Odg76)

395 “A moose once bit my sister”

Ah, the glory days of FR. I wonder if that guy knows he will be forever immortalized

Posted by: Common Tater at January 09, 2025 02:30 PM (jIaF7)

396 She keeps $20K in cash at home... because that's what black women do.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at January 09, 2025 02:27 PM (17s+e)
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Attention all black criminals: this biyotch keeps $20K in cash at her home.

That is all.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 09, 2025 02:30 PM (YqDXo)

397 Speaking of funerals Bill Clinton looks like he's just about out of time.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at January 09, 2025 02:20 PM (kTd/k)

Hillary should go before, so old Bill can mourn with an orgy.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 09, 2025 02:21 PM (i24o9)

Someone asked earlier why he didn't speak at the funeral today, and I suspect he's about as senile as old Joe.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 09, 2025 02:30 PM (lH8E4)

398 Yikes.. The pharmacy just called and said the Doctor sent in a prescription for 90 days of Eliquis for $1900.00 dollars.. trouble is it was supposed to be sent to the Canadian pharmacy where I pay $122.00 dollars for 90 days.. Got a call in to My Doctor

Posted by: It's me donna at January 09, 2025 02:31 PM (VE6XX)

399 This is where I recommend the Wes Huff visit to Joe Rogan Experience again:

https://youtu.be/HwyAX69xG1Q

Its really good.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 09, 2025 02:31 PM (2VST1)

400
VP second lady Eleanor Agnew.....woof. Doug Emhoff is prettier than she was.

Posted by: Frank Barone at January 09, 2025 02:31 PM (+oR7L)

401 All kinds of odors around Fani…. Geez are the voters of Fulton County retarded??

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 09, 2025 01:31 PM (ANuwa)
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They're "diverse." Does that help?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 09, 2025 02:31 PM (YqDXo)

402 By the way, Chato on Youtube identified the Trump Dance:

Its the gopher dance from Caddyshack.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 09, 2025 02:31 PM (2VST1)

403 Bulg,
Were you from a Dutch area of Michigan? For whatever reason (Old Country tradition?) Dutch communities seem to be the largest hog-raising areas in many states.

Posted by: Wally at January 09, 2025 02:31 PM (Y5yGp)

404 There was a guy in my hometown growing up who was an expert on swine (our rural county was the No. 1 pork-producing county in Michigan, and he worked as the county's pig expert). He theorized that the reason that pork was unclean was because pigs' internal anatomy looks very much like that of humans, so that eating pork would be akin to cannibalism.
Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2025 02:28 PM (77rzZ)

I heard a theory that was more utilitarian. Pigs eat what people eat, but they die if exposed to temperatures common in the levant without shade. If it get too hard they will use their own waste to make a wallow. Hence the 'dirty'. And if you work around that you are taking food from children for your pork as population grew. Note that Arabs from that land also have restrictions on pork.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 09, 2025 02:32 PM (n7h9X)

405 NOOD.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 09, 2025 02:32 PM (PiwSw)

406

Posted by: Don Black at January 09, 2025 02:32 PM (AOsQT)

407 This makes a lot of sense of the law and what is valuable and what was meant only for those people at that time.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 09, 2025 02:23 PM (2VST1)
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"Of old have I known from Thy testimonies that Thou hast founded them for ever." - Psalm 119:152

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 09, 2025 02:32 PM (lRY8a)

408 "Obviously California has gone on in the past way too far on this kind of hyper woke and we can get noting done but it doesn't have to work because we pretend it works because we're good people thing"

Posted by: SMOD at January 09, 2025 02:34 PM (RHGPo)

409 "Of old have I known from Thy testimonies that Thou hast founded them for ever." - Psalm 119:152

Referring to the moral law, not the ceremonial.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 09, 2025 02:35 PM (2VST1)

410 Habitat for Humanity was bullshit.

How so?
Posted by: bonhomme at January 09, 2025 02:13 PM (Odg76)

Might have been OK in its early years when Jimmy was working on it, because he kept his mouth shut for a decade or so.

But I'm sure once the leftists poured into running it the house count dropped and the collections went off into someone's pocket.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 09, 2025 02:39 PM (n7h9X)

411 361
and if it's Barry will he die with Big Mike claw marks around his neck?

Posted by: Ian S. at January 09, 2025 02:22 PM (2ocoG)
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He will have fallen, hit his head on the ice-pick four times and can't get up.

Posted by: Ciampino - No ambiguity or doubt at January 09, 2025 02:40 PM (i0xsb)

412 In the annals of environmental law, no creature is more famous than the Snail Darter, the endangered species that shut down completion of the Tellico Dam in the 1970s. It required congressional legislation to allow the dam to be finished after years in the courts where judges maintained that the species had to be protected under the Endangered Species Act. According to the New York Times., the species may turn out to be as mythical as a unicorn.

Posted by: SMOD at January 09, 2025 02:40 PM (RHGPo)

413 The Times now quotes Thomas Near, the curator of ichthyology at the Yale Peabody Museum who leads a fish biology lab at the university, that “there is, technically, no snail darter.” Worse yet, it was actually just another member of the eastern population of Percina uranidea, or stargazing darters, which is not considered endangered.

Near and his colleagues have published the results in Current Biology.

In other words, years of litigation and millions of dollars were spent on what was a false claim, and the courts accepted the claims hook, line, and sinker.

Posted by: SMOD at January 09, 2025 02:43 PM (RHGPo)

414 But when will she be disbarred?

Posted by: TJ Jackson at January 09, 2025 04:18 PM (bXvrr)

415 Judicial Watch has been suing to clear up Voting Records and end voting by Illegal Aliens

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at January 09, 2025 04:31 PM (wGqjj)

416 Governor Harris will win on the tried and true reform ticket in California.

Posted by: Eromero at January 09, 2025 04:36 PM (jgmnb)

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