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Washington Post Fires Its "Gender Columnist" After Killing Her Last Article
Actually, I think her position was ended -- there will be no more "Gender Columnist" -- but she might keep a job there.
They're trying to distance themselves from their vicious embrace of wokeness. It won't work and they shouldn't try. They are now hated by most and appeal only to a tiny audience. They will not change that. Their only play is to continue appealing to that tiny audience, and to just cut staff and salaries to reflect their reduced position.Bonus 1:
The Washington Post is planning on eliminating its "gender columnist" position after the writer penned a piece that was ultimately scrapped by the paper's editors, Fox News Digital has learned. Monica Hesse, who made headlines in 2018 by becoming The Post's first-ever "gender columnist," will not hold that title much longer after writing a column about gender was "killed" by her editors, two sources tell Fox News Digital. It is unclear what Hesse had written in the column and what the editors objected to. Hesse, currently a columnist for the paper's Style section, is expected to be reassigned either to its Opinions section or remain in Style as a reporter, the sources added. "It's sad and so unnecessary," one source told Fox News Digital. Neither Hesse nor The Washington Post responded to Fox News Digital's request for comment. Hesse first joined The Post in 2007 as an intern for the Style team before becoming a Features general-assignment reporter until breaking ground as the paper's "gender columnist." In 2023, she was a Pulitzer Prize finalist for her columns "convey[ing] the anger and dread that many Americans felt about losing their right to abortion after the Supreme Court overturned Roe v. Wade." Her gender-based commentary has also raised eyebrows among conservative critics over the years. In 2022, Hesse accused Florida's parental rights legislation removing progressive gender ideology from the classroom of being "homophobic and transphobic bills cloaked in neutral language." In another piece, she defended drag queens reading books to children, insisting "Drag queens are not the ones sexualizing drag story hour." In 2023, Hesse accused critics of First Lady Jill Biden and Gisele Fetterman of "sexism" for allowing their spouses to seek office despite their mental impairments. ... During the 2024 election cycle, Hesse defended Democratic vice-presidential nominee Tim Walz for putting tampons in boys restrooms in schools as Minnesota governor. "Any boy who casually was like 'Oh you got ur period? I stashed a pad from the bathroom in my backpack in case one of my friends needed it' -- that boy would be king stud. That boy would be drowning in prom invites," she wrote on X. ... The move by The Post to eliminate its "gender columnist" position could be seen as an ideological pivot to the center as the liberal paper adjusts to the return of President-elect Donald Trump. Jeff Bezos, the billionaire owner of The Post who quashed his paper's endorsement of Vice President Kamala Harris just days before the election, alluded to making reforms in an op-ed defending the endorsement decision. "Most people believe the media is biased. Anyone who doesn't see this is paying scant attention to reality, and those who fight reality lose," Bezos wrote in October. "Reality is an undefeated champion. It would be easy to blame others for our long and continuing fall in credibility (and, therefore, decline in impact), but a victim mentality will not help. Complaining is not a strategy. We must work harder to control what we can control to increase our credibility."
REPORTER: Will Biden sign the Laken Riley Act if it's presented to him before he leaves office?
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) January 10, 2025
KARINE JEAN-PIERRE: "I'm not going to get into hypotheticals." pic.twitter.com/Nx5rWm04qm
Well, here’s one for the books: Sen. John Fetterman (D-PA) is about to become the first sitting Democratic senator to meet with President-elect Donald Trump at Mar-a-Lago. Yep, you read that right. Fetterman himself confirmed the invite and made it clear he’s going: “No one is my… pic.twitter.com/QNaYMPJWNf
— Krista Monroe (@MsKristaMonroe) January 9, 2025
David Hogg represents exactly the kind of bold, dynamic, and courageous leadership our party needs right now. He has a unique ability to connect with the American people and to speak to the strengths of our party.
— Tim Walz (@Tim_Walz) January 10, 2025
I couldn’t be happier to support him for DNC Vice Chair. pic.twitter.com/sHlX2fmUmD
Newsom rn https://t.co/sdPNUc0KAC pic.twitter.com/4V1lLm2Naz
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) January 10, 2025
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Thanatopsis at January 10, 2025 04:32 PM (GYt5+)
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Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 10, 2025 04:33 PM (PdUwK)
Posted by: Spiff the Spaceman at January 10, 2025 04:35 PM (evaxF)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2025 04:35 PM (4tmpE)
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Biggest Loser trainer Michaels, 50, didn't hold back when expressing her "outrage" at state officials.
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I-I did not know that she trained Gavin Newsom!
Posted by: Axeman at January 10, 2025 04:35 PM (krQz2)
I would say it makes me happy and very necessary, you idiot.
Posted by: beckster at January 10, 2025 04:35 PM (NLtte)
Posted by: Spiff the Spaceman at January 10, 2025 04:35 PM (evaxF)
I was thinking he looked like a young Justin Trudeau.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 10, 2025 04:35 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 10, 2025 04:36 PM (sAmhv)
I need a milli-Kohn reading on this one, my meter red-lined while I was reading it and now its crying in the corner.
Posted by: Flyguy at January 10, 2025 04:36 PM (HA1lM)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2025 04:36 PM (4tmpE)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 10, 2025 04:36 PM (PdUwK)
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 10, 2025 04:36 PM (FGFJD)
Posted by: runner at January 10, 2025 04:37 PM (g47mK)
They really are planning to lose every election from now on, aren't they?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 10, 2025 04:37 PM (W5ArC)
She actually did something with her Gender Studies Degree.
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2025 04:37 PM (oLK8+)
That's the vibe I get from that picture.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2025 04:36 PM (4tmpE)
That's the vibe I get from every picture of Walz, to be honest.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 10, 2025 04:37 PM (W5ArC)
@GavinNewsom
NEW: I am calling for an independent investigation into the loss of water pressure to local fire hydrants and the reported unavailability of water supplies from the Santa Ynez Reservoir.
We need answers to ensure this does not happen again and we have every resource available to…
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Phase 2. Search for the guilty
Next up: Punish the innocent
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 10, 2025 04:37 PM (RIvkX)
I couldn’t be happier to support him for DNC Vice Chair.
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David Hogg passed Coach Tim's shower room check.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 10, 2025 04:37 PM (fs1hN)
They really are planning to lose every election from now on, aren't they?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 10, 2025 04:37 PM (W5ArC)
Isn't it wonderful?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2025 04:38 PM (4tmpE)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 10, 2025 04:38 PM (PdUwK)
Too bad all of these DEI hires aren't in Japan.
They would've apologized, taken responsibility, and quit in disgrace or been fired, as well as -
most likely taken their own lives out of pure shame.
What do we get?
A lot of excuse making and "yeah, buts" cuz they performed their jobs perfectly. Per. Fect. Ly.
None of this was their fault.
Everyone of them ought to be driven from office in a hail of rotten fruit and eggs. At the very least.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 10, 2025 04:38 PM (iJfKG)
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Poetry. She'll land on her feet.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at January 10, 2025 04:38 PM (amTrm)
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2025 04:38 PM (oLK8+)
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) January 10, 2025
Um...
1) Build more dams and reservoirs
2) Stop decommissioning dams and reservoirs
3) Stop sending water to the ocean that you can put is said reservoirs
4) Proper forestry and scrub control
...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 10, 2025 04:38 PM (ynpvh)
Fetterman might be seeing Trump and his pack of alphas and thought: they’re cool. 😎
Posted by: Jmel at January 10, 2025 04:38 PM (bVhJi)
That's the vibe I get from that picture.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2025 04:36 PM (4tmpE)
That's the vibe I get from every picture of Walz, to be honest.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 10, 2025 04:37 PM (W5ArC)
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hahahahahah So true.
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 10, 2025 04:39 PM (gaKF9)
Posted by: Spiff the Spaceman
Is there a trial date for that scumbag yet?
Posted by: Bulg at January 10, 2025 04:39 PM (77rzZ)
That's the vibe I get from that picture.
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2025 04:38 PM (oLK8+)
Hogg uses tampons? I suppose that makes sense; he's a pussy.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 10, 2025 04:39 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 10, 2025 04:40 PM (QAkQ3)
Posted by: Jmel at January 10, 2025 04:38 PM (bVhJi)
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You may be right.
I can't imagine being forced to hang out with lefties. My private area would shrivel up.
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 10, 2025 04:40 PM (gaKF9)
And David Hogg should give Rachel Maddow's chin back to her.
Posted by: Emmie at January 10, 2025 04:40 PM (Sf2cq)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at January 10, 2025 04:38 PM (amTrm)
Or on her back...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 10, 2025 04:40 PM (/HDaX)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 10, 2025 04:41 PM (RIvkX)
No, he would be beaten half stupid by his peers.
Same today, I reckon.
Posted by: Czech Chick at January 10, 2025 04:41 PM (fpVC1)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at January 10, 2025 04:41 PM (Da7Vv)
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Such as when Biden was NOT going to pardon his son, and she DID NOT want to take any more questions about it?
It only turned out that hypothetically, Biden was not pardoning his son, but in reality, he did.
Posted by: Axeman at January 10, 2025 04:41 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 10, 2025 04:41 PM (YTktQ)
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 10, 2025 04:41 PM (jFCkp)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 10, 2025 04:41 PM (W5ArC)
If you make stupid statements that toe the party line, and refuse to back down in the face of humiliation, you get moved up in the organization.
Competence has nothing to do with it.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 10, 2025 04:42 PM (lTGtQ)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at January 10, 2025 04:41 PM (Da7Vv)
In other news, water is wet and fire burns.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 10, 2025 04:42 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Jmel at January 10, 2025 04:38 PM (bVhJi)
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You may be right.
I can't imagine being forced to hang out with lefties. My private area would shrivel up.
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 10, 2025 04:40 PM (gaKF9)
I'm still laughing at Fetterman's response to a reporter asking why he was going to Mar-A-Lago: To put his name in the ring for the Pope of Greenland.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 10, 2025 04:42 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 10, 2025 04:42 PM (VNX3d)
A theocracy, if they can keep it.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 10, 2025 04:42 PM (FGFJD)
NEW: I am calling for an independent investigation into the loss of water pressure to local fire hydrants
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Who knew Gavin was a stand up comedian? I suppose the slick hairdo should have given us a clue.
Posted by: Decaf at January 10, 2025 04:42 PM (unUNN)
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No way Liberace was a fagz.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 10, 2025 04:43 PM (jFCkp)
Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2025 04:43 PM (fV+MH)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 10, 2025 04:41 PM (RIvkX)
....naked on a plastic dropcloth with a gallon bottle of Wesson oil.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 10, 2025 04:43 PM (W5ArC)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 10, 2025 04:43 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 10, 2025 04:42 PM (ynpvh)
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Wind blows...
Posted by: Leeloominai Lekatariba Laminai'chai, Ekbat de Sebat at January 10, 2025 04:43 PM (6K6Eu)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
At least, with those guys, there were would funny jokes and good music (Nabors singing to Liberace's playing).
Posted by: Bulg at January 10, 2025 04:43 PM (77rzZ)
At first I laughed...they I remembered I live in a blue area and noticed there were hundreds of comments on the ad.
I felt obligated to read what people were posting expecting the worst and...it was hundreds of people saying no way, give the clot shots to the illegals and so on...
And again...I live in a blue area.
I don't think nearly as many people ever took the clot shot as claimed because everything points to the government manufacturing false numbers to persuade people "everyone else is doing it...you should too!"
Posted by: 18-1 at January 10, 2025 04:43 PM (t0Rmr)
And David Hogg...a tool who got a free Harvard education on the graves of his dead classmates.
What a duo. 😡
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2025 04:43 PM (4tmpE)
Posted by: Crusader at January 10, 2025 04:44 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 10, 2025 04:44 PM (YTktQ)
Posted by: 18-1 at January 10, 2025 04:44 PM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: The Diddler I Mean Riddler at January 10, 2025 04:44 PM (GxCef)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 10, 2025 04:42 PM (ynpvh)
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Wind blows...
Posted by: Leeloominai Lekatariba Laminai'chai, Ekbat de Sebat at January 10, 2025 04:43 PM (6K6Eu)
So does Kumala.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 10, 2025 04:44 PM (ynpvh)
Downside: there will be a lot of chair re-arranging on the deck of California
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 10, 2025 04:44 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: Decaf at January 10, 2025 04:44 PM (unUNN)
First Tim Walz looks like a jack-o-lantern some time before thanksgiving. Noodle-boy Hogg looks like a praying mantis.
Two, Fetterman continues to surprise me. He wore a suit when visiting PDT. He is turning out to be a very interesting man.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, random is my middle name at January 10, 2025 04:44 PM (Ad8y9)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 10, 2025 04:45 PM (wtvvX)
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I guess he already confirmed that he like Gladiator movies.
Posted by: Crusader at January 10, 2025 04:45 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at January 10, 2025 04:45 PM (6K6Eu)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 10, 2025 04:41 PM (RIvkX)
....naked on a plastic dropcloth with a gallon bottle of Wesson oil.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 10, 2025 04:43 PM (W5ArC)
+1
Posted by: Florence Henderson at January 10, 2025 04:45 PM (dR6yv)
Posted by: Bulg at January 10, 2025 04:43 PM (77rzZ)
True enough. Those boyz all had major talent, while Hogg and Walz have none.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 10, 2025 04:45 PM (W5ArC)
Posted by: 18-1 at January 10, 2025 04:44 PM (t0Rmr)
Psh, you know that David orders off the bottom menu.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 10, 2025 04:45 PM (FGFJD)
Posted by: Tim Walz at January 10, 2025 04:45 PM (t0Rmr)
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I guess he already confirmed that he like Gladiator movies.
Posted by: Crusader at January 10, 2025 04:45 PM (TN0g+)
I haven't heard his opinion on Turkish prisons yet...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 10, 2025 04:45 PM (ynpvh)
Hogg Boy looks like Beto O'Rourke's younger brother.
I wonder if he got Tim Walz to eat a turd by telling him it was an avocado.
I'm betting yes!
Posted by: naturalfake at January 10, 2025 04:45 PM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Orson at January 10, 2025 04:45 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Kid from Kindergarten Cop at January 10, 2025 04:45 PM (ROI2y)
Posted by: dantesed at January 10, 2025 04:46 PM (qm5Wv)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 10, 2025 04:46 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 10, 2025 04:43 PM (jFCkp)
He was too, you guys.
I installed two way mirrors in his pad in Brentwood and he come to the door in a sequined suit.
Posted by: Miller at January 10, 2025 04:46 PM (/HDaX)
@GavinNewsom
NEW: I am calling for an independent investigation into the loss of water pressure to local fire hydrants and the reported unavailability of water supplies from the Santa Ynez Reservoir.
We need answers to ensure this does not happen again and we have every resource available to…
Like OJ, he's going to find the killer!
P.S. He's in the mirror
Posted by: Cheri at January 10, 2025 04:46 PM (oiNtH)
Ummmm...what?
Posted by: It's not gay men sexualizing bathhouses! at January 10, 2025 04:46 PM (ybSPO)
Posted by: Pug Mahon
That puts him a step above zelensky, who didn't even wear one to the Notre Dame service.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 10, 2025 04:46 PM (lTGtQ)
And David Hogg...a tool who got a free Harvard education on the graves of his dead classmates.
What a duo. 😡
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2025 04:43 PM (4tmpE)
One might say..... ambiguously gay!!!
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 10, 2025 04:46 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 10, 2025 04:46 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Decaf at January 10, 2025 04:46 PM (unUNN)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 10, 2025 04:41 PM (YTktQ)
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She's not smart enough for that.
That is one dim broad.
Posted by: Axeman at January 10, 2025 04:46 PM (krQz2)
I couldn't figure out who this Hesse creature was until that paragraph.
Posted by: Ciampino - every young girl: Eeow at January 10, 2025 04:46 PM (i0xsb)
And that is complete BS. Did you even high school, Hesse?
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 10, 2025 04:46 PM (Aqu9a)
Ummmm...what?
Posted by: It's not gay men sexualizing bathhouses! at January 10, 2025 04:46 PM (ybSPO)
Obviously the children are, right?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 10, 2025 04:47 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Adriane the Shaking My Head Critic . . . at January 10, 2025 04:47 PM (qz+gL)
Posted by: David Hogg at January 10, 2025 04:47 PM (W5ArC)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 10, 2025 04:46 PM (lTGtQ)
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There are times I think we backed the wrong side.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 10, 2025 04:47 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 10, 2025 04:47 PM (gaKF9)
They tend not to be very sensitive, and you can read them easily. You just go head to head with them.
I may have been called one, once or twice.
Oh, and assholes, not weasels. Or shiv type women. Asshole women just fine.
Posted by: From about That Time at January 10, 2025 04:47 PM (4780s)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
Charles Nelson Reilly and Paul Lynde concur.
Posted by: Cheri at January 10, 2025 04:47 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: dantesed at January 10, 2025 04:46 PM (qm5Wv)
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Mainly, his penis.
Posted by: Axeman at January 10, 2025 04:47 PM (krQz2)
Next up Gov Gruesome demanding an investigation into who made him violate his own COVID regulations and go on dinner dates with lobbyists.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 10, 2025 04:47 PM (t0Rmr)
Jeez, you suck one dick, and...
Posted by: David Hogg at January 10, 2025 04:47 PM (W5ArC)
I doubt it was just one...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 10, 2025 04:47 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 10, 2025 04:43 PM (jFCkp)
He was too, you guys.
I installed two way mirrors in his pad in Brentwood and he come to the door in a sequined suit.
Posted by: Miller at January 10, 2025 04:46 PM (/HDaX)
*raises hand*
I get the reference.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, random is my middle name at January 10, 2025 04:47 PM (Ad8y9)
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I approve of this strategy.
Posted by: Zombie Orenthal Simpson at January 10, 2025 04:48 PM (99t1i)
Posted by: WaPo at January 10, 2025 04:48 PM (A1ulB)
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Then who the hell IS?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 10, 2025 04:48 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 10, 2025 04:48 PM (Y6IkP)
Posted by: bluebell at January 10, 2025 04:48 PM (79pEw)
Sounds like a makework check the box idiotic job for someone on staff so the drag queens leave you alone.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 10, 2025 04:48 PM (cIOlQ)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2025 04:48 PM (ys+zb)
At least, with those guys, there were would funny jokes and good music (Nabors singing to Liberace's playing).
Posted by: Bulg at January 10, 2025 04:43 PM (77rzZ)
Those four had talent that could entertain people. The other one is just a sperm receptacle.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 10, 2025 04:48 PM (PdUwK)
Posted by: Thomas Paine"
That was so cheesy.
How Slavic can you get?
Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2025 04:49 PM (fV+MH)
Jeez, you suck one dick, and...
Posted by: David Hogg at January 10, 2025 04:47 PM (W5ArC)
I doubt it was just one...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 10, 2025 04:47 PM (ynpvh)
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Maybe he meant one at a time?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 10, 2025 04:49 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2025 04:49 PM (4tmpE)
Posted by: David Hogg at January 10, 2025 04:47 PM (W5ArC)
I doubt it was just one...
At a time!
Posted by: David Hogg at January 10, 2025 04:49 PM (33Cgj)
Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2025 04:49 PM (fV+MH)
Not in a good way.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 10, 2025 04:46 PM (OX9v
Obviously an item, those two. Eww.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 10, 2025 04:49 PM (7mUz7)
Posted by: Cheri at January 10, 2025 04:49 PM (oiNtH)
Yeah, no. Absolute best case scenario they'd think he was a total beta simp. Most likely be seen as fucking weirdo and avoided like hemorrhagic fever.
Posted by: Reality? They reject it and supply their own. at January 10, 2025 04:50 PM (ybSPO)
Increase your credibility? With whom exactly?
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 10, 2025 04:50 PM (O7YUW)
Posted by: bluebell at January 10, 2025 04:48 PM (79pEw)
I think lots of cats is also a pre-requisite.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 10, 2025 04:50 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 10, 2025 04:50 PM (cIOlQ)
Posted by: bluebell at January 10, 2025 04:48 PM (79pEw)
__________________
"Such a waste of perfectly good oxygen."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 10, 2025 04:50 PM (YqDXo)
Low T, impotent little shits.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 10, 2025 04:50 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: The Larger Half at January 10, 2025 04:50 PM (R/m4+)
Next up Gov Gruesome demanding an investigation into who made him violate his own COVID regulations and go on dinner dates with lobbyists.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 10, 2025 04:47 PM (t0Rmr)
Nah, he'll call for an independent investigation of election irregularities during his Recall election... one one where he gotz 62% of the vote, while having a 33% approval rating.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 10, 2025 04:50 PM (QAkQ3)
Posted by: bluebell at January 10, 2025 04:48 PM (79pEw)
I think lots of cats is also a pre-requisite.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 10, 2025 04:50 PM (ynpvh)
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And, oddly, very high battery consumption.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 10, 2025 04:50 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Tuna at January 10, 2025 04:51 PM (oaGWv)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2025 04:51 PM (aY9LR)
Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2025 04:49 PM (fV+MH)
When Fetterman left his office, he was wearing a Carhartt sweatshirt.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 10, 2025 04:51 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: bluebell at January 10, 2025 04:48 PM (79pEw)
I think lots of cats is also a pre-requisite.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 10, 2025 04:50 PM (ynpvh)
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And, oddly, very high battery consumption.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 10, 2025 04:50 PM (YqDXo)
"Her toys are ALSO called Buzz and Woody!"
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 10, 2025 04:51 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 10, 2025 04:51 PM (YqDXo)
Did Walz pork Hogg?
I bet he did.
"Vice chair" GTFO with that. What the fuck kinda thing is that.
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at January 10, 2025 04:51 PM (et1vG)
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Can it be a "blue ribbon panel?" Those are the best!!!
Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 10, 2025 04:52 PM (cIOlQ)
Posted by: Megthered at January 10, 2025 04:52 PM (aMKlb)
Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2025 04:52 PM (fV+MH)
Posted by: Tuna at January 10, 2025 04:51 PM (oaGWv)
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Like that of the preying mantis (see above).
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at January 10, 2025 04:52 PM (6K6Eu)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2025 04:51 PM (aY9LR)
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A noose around his neck?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 10, 2025 04:52 PM (YqDXo)
Did Walz pork Hogg?
I bet he did.
"Vice chair" GTFO with that. What the fuck kinda thing is that.
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at January 10, 2025 04:51 PM (et1vG)
At least it wasn't filmed in a room in Congress...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 10, 2025 04:52 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 10, 2025 04:52 PM (Y6IkP)
Will he bring the lump? Will it wear a festive little hat?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with festive little hats and interpretive dance. at January 10, 2025 04:52 PM (yvwEU)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 10, 2025 04:52 PM (5IxCM)
Z-Man needs to start wearing track suits and squatting in front of stores if he wants full sovok credentials.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 10, 2025 04:52 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: Hollywood Squares of Yesteryear at January 10, 2025 04:52 PM (W5ArC)
I bet he did.
"Vice chair" GTFO with that. What the fuck kinda thing is that.
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at January 10, 2025 04:51 PM (et1vG)
Squeal!
weeeeEEEEEE!!!!
Posted by: I hear banjos at January 10, 2025 04:52 PM (ybSPO)
Posted by: Tuna at January 10, 2025 04:51 PM (oaGWv)
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Which he inherited from his father, E.T.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 10, 2025 04:52 PM (YqDXo)
Found the cause! There was no water. To whom should I address my bill?
Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2025 04:53 PM (uVcOS)
Posted by: Vengeance at January 10, 2025 04:53 PM (BZE7Z)
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at January 10, 2025 04:51 PM (et1vG)
Vice Chair... that's the Exec in charge of getting Booze, Drugs and Hookers.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 10, 2025 04:53 PM (QAkQ3)
Posted by: Thomas Paine"
That was so cheesy.
How Slavic can you get?
Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2025 04:49 PM (fV+MH)
What? No Adidas track suit?
Posted by: Beartooth at January 10, 2025 04:53 PM (3Ev2O)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with festive little hats and interpretive dance. at January 10, 2025 04:53 PM (yvwEU)
I couldn�t be happier to support him for DNC Vice Chair. pic.twitter.com/sHlX2fmUmD
— Tim Walz (@Tim_Walz) January 10, 2025
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Who?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 10, 2025 04:53 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: dantesed at January 10, 2025 04:46 PM (qm5Wv)
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Mainly, his penis.
Posted by: Axeman at January 10, 2025 04:47 PM (krQz2)
Please, please. Can we call it a tallywhacker?
Posted by: Principal Carter, Angel Beach High School at January 10, 2025 04:53 PM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2025 04:53 PM (4tmpE)
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Can it be a "blue ribbon panel?" Those are the best!!!
Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 10, 2025 04:52 PM (cIOlQ)
A tiger team if they really want to drill down on root causes.
Posted by: That solves everything at January 10, 2025 04:54 PM (ybSPO)
I've seen a change in DeSantis, he seems less wooden and bland in his public persona. Maybe he's learning from Polievereerewhatsis in Canada.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2025 04:54 PM (2VST1)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 10, 2025 04:52 PM (Y6IkP)
Nice. I'm going to go make a G&T.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 10, 2025 04:54 PM (/HDaX)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 10, 2025 04:41 PM (W5ArC)
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He probably turned out better than Dr Oz would have been.
Posted by: Decaf at January 10, 2025 04:54 PM (unUNN)
Posted by: Tuna at January 10, 2025 04:51 PM (oaGWv)
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Which he inherited from his father, E.T.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 10, 2025 04:52 PM (YqDXo)
The kid is NOT my son.
Posted by: E.T. at January 10, 2025 04:54 PM (YTktQ)
This isn't moving right by the Post. Look at who she attacked in her Gender articles...Jill Biden, Mrs Fetterman. Defended Walz and Tampons.
Bets she was a Harris booster and is suddenly not needed and dispensed with. And her last article probably attacked Bezos for dumping Harris.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 10, 2025 04:54 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 10, 2025 04:47 PM (gaKF9)
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Well he's never actually done anything, so its not like he knows what to do, or how.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 10, 2025 04:54 PM (RIvkX)
I can think of one Puerto Rican $750,000 a year diversity hire who's about to take the high dive.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 10, 2025 04:55 PM (uxCna)
This woman(?) apparently knows nothing about teenage girls.
Pretty much the last thing your average teenage girl would want to do is talk about her period to some random high school boy.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 10, 2025 04:55 PM (iJfKG)
I heard that the Orcs of LA have been actually stealing hydrants and selling them for scrap metal.
Posted by: Hollywood Squares of Yesteryear at January 10, 2025 04:55 PM (W5ArC)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2025 04:54 PM (2VST1)
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Now do it while eating an apple.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at January 10, 2025 04:55 PM (6K6Eu)
Did Walz go to any Diddy parties? I bet he did. He would have been passed around like a party favor. I can just see that meme of the really tiny blonde girl on a couch with like eight burly black guys around her.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2025 04:55 PM (2VST1)
Someone forgot to put the stopper back in the drain hole.
Posted by: Roy at January 10, 2025 04:55 PM (z+ik4)
https://tinyurl.com/482uncr4
"No matter who he races he has a head start"
"Bro gets brain freeze and causes an avalanche"
"His barber stands on the second floor"
Posted by: Orson at January 10, 2025 04:55 PM (dIske)
The FNM then: Of course Shrub is to blame for Katrina he's the President!
The FNM now: How dare you blame Gov Newsom or Joe Biden for these wildfires...they can't control the weather!
Posted by: 18-1 at January 10, 2025 04:55 PM (t0Rmr)
Found the cause! There was no water. To whom should I address my bill?
Posted by: t-bird
Note carefully that he phrased it in that manner to obfuscate the fact that the reservoirs held no water.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 10, 2025 04:55 PM (lTGtQ)
Posted by: Vengeance at January 10, 2025 04:55 PM (BZE7Z)
Posted by: Spiff the Spaceman
Is there a trial date for that scumbag yet?
Posted by: Bulg at January 10, 2025 04:39 PM (77rzZ)
IIRC, his first court appearance is 25 Feb 2025.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 10, 2025 04:56 PM (uwiSB)
Too bad all of these DEI hires aren't in Japan.
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Too bad all of these DEI hires aren't in China. They would have been taken round the back, one bullet in the back of the head and the relatives billed for the cost of the cartridge.
Is that Quinones woman actually an engineer?
Posted by: Ciampino - no reduction for you Quinones at January 10, 2025 04:56 PM (i0xsb)
Yup, I need to hate the media more. I'm obviously not doing it enough yet.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 10, 2025 04:56 PM (O7YUW)
Low T, impotent little shits.
Huh. I'm practically swimming in T!
Posted by: David Hogg at January 10, 2025 04:56 PM (/3Wsk)
The FNM now: How dare you blame Gov Newsom or Joe Biden for these wildfires...they can't control the weather!
Posted by: 18-1 at January 10, 2025 04:55 PM (t0Rmr)
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Also: The wildfires are Trump's fault because he criticized Newsom.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, building tension with Henri-Georges Clouzot at January 10, 2025 04:56 PM (GBKbO)
"The root cause is that the Los Angeles Department of Water and Power still employs too many straight white males."
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 10, 2025 04:56 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
A real 'Burning Man Festival' would be better but a recall more legal. If he somehow manages to weasel out of it and runs again for some public office, whatever debate he is in will definately be "lit".
Posted by: Cheri at January 10, 2025 04:57 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 10, 2025 04:57 PM (5IxCM)
The FNM then: Of course Shrub is to blame for Katrina he's the President!
The FNM now: How dare you blame Gov Newsom or Joe Biden for these wildfires...they can't control the weather!
Posted by: 18-1 at January 10, 2025 04:55 PM (t0Rmr)
Oh great, now the Joos will be blamed...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 10, 2025 04:57 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Hollywood Squares of Yesteryear at January 10, 2025 04:52 PM (W5ArC)
He said that himself on one of his appearances.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 10, 2025 04:57 PM (PdUwK)
Teenage girl in response to said boy: EWWWWWW OHMYGAWD!!!! (melts into a puddle of embarrassment)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2025 04:57 PM (2VST1)
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I doubt Waltz boinks anything...I bet he diddled him instead.
Posted by: Crusader at January 10, 2025 04:58 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: Rev. Billy Ray Collins, The Sword Of Joshua Independent Full Gospel Pentecostal Assembly at January 10, 2025 04:58 PM (R/m4+)
It's like they know they have an american male problem, no real man will vote for them, but here they are just throwing twinks against a wall trying to make it stick.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 10, 2025 04:58 PM (Y6IkP)
It's like they know they have an american male problem, no real man will vote for them, but here they are just throwing twinks against a wall trying to make it stick.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 10, 2025 04:58 PM (Y6IkP)
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The wine mom's idea of a best male gay friend as the ideal of masculinity.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, building tension with Henri-Georges Clouzot at January 10, 2025 04:59 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Deplorable Minion at January 10, 2025 04:59 PM (QSrLX)
I want Trump to build the biggest, most luxurious space weather space laser in the history of the world. We can't let the damn Israelis best us in this one
Posted by: 18-1 at January 10, 2025 04:59 PM (t0Rmr)
Pretty much the last thing your average teenage girl would want to do is talk about her period to some random high school boy.
Yeah, a male inquiring about your classmates' periods gets you lots of prom dates. /s
This woman has never gone to high school.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 10, 2025 04:59 PM (uxCna)
When my wife had a broken ankle, and I was doing the grocery shopping, I told her that I was willing to make "the ultimate sacrifice" and buy her feminine hygiene products if she needed them. Fortunately, she was stocked up.
No guy (probably not even gays) wants anything to do with menstruation or any of its infrastructure.
Posted by: Bulg at January 10, 2025 05:00 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2025 04:57 PM (2VST1)
But three hours later she's shamelessly flashing her goodies on OF.
Posted by: It's empowering! at January 10, 2025 05:00 PM (ybSPO)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 10, 2025 05:00 PM (uxCna)
In a sense, they are right: there's no way that anyone could have prevented this it was inevitable. Sooner or later, this was going to happen. But yeah, compared to say, the way the media handled Hurricane Helene just last year...
The problem with the fire wasn't its origin, although that might have been a homeless or "immigrant" camp. The problem is that they weren't just bad at the response, they had been cut off at the knees by the LA and state government and COULDN'T respond any better.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2025 05:00 PM (2VST1)
Pretty much the last thing your average teenage girl would want to do is talk about her period to some random high school boy.
Yeah, a male inquiring about your classmates' periods gets you lots of prom dates. /s
This woman has never gone to high school.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 10, 2025 04:59 PM (uxCna)
I remember in Calculus class, a girl was helping a boy with homework, and she says, "And this would be your period..."
Of course, the boy chuckled...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 10, 2025 05:01 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 10, 2025 04:57 PM (5IxCM)
2011 and 2025 is 'occasionally'
Posted by: Oldcat at January 10, 2025 05:01 PM (n7h9X)
File this under "advice women give to men about women that is 100% bullshit"
Posted by: 18-1 at January 10, 2025 05:01 PM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 10, 2025 05:01 PM (7MHHr)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 10, 2025 04:41 PM (W5ArC)
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He probably turned out better than Dr Oz would have been.
Posted by: Decaf at January 10, 2025 04:54 PM
I still have no clue why Trump picked him to back in the PA senate race. He was the absolute worse candidate that he could have decided to endorse.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 10, 2025 05:01 PM (Rcnd3)
Posted by: Pug Mahon
That puts him a step above zelensky, who didn't even wear one to the Notre Dame service.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 10, 2025 04:46 PM (lTGtQ)
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That was the thing that tipped me off early to Zelensky's contempt for all of us. Somebody who refuses to recognise what an occasion demands should not be considered as being seriously interested in doing the best for his people and country.
Posted by: Decaf at January 10, 2025 05:01 PM (unUNN)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, building tension with Henri-Georges Clouzot at January 10, 2025 04:59 PM (GBKbO)
This explains a lot about modern society. Education system, churches, employment, entertainment...
Posted by: It's a wine mom's world and we just live in it at January 10, 2025 05:02 PM (ybSPO)
Needless to say the current Big Gay Democrats aren't really offering much to that demographic
Posted by: 18-1 at January 10, 2025 05:02 PM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 10, 2025 05:01 PM (7MHHr)
That’s pretty damned funny… guy’s interesting, no doubt…
Posted by: tubal at January 10, 2025 05:02 PM (PCK5/)
I think its all amateur hour on whatever cam platform the kids are using these days until they hit 18 or at least its SUPPOSED to be, but... yeah.
When I was in high school I'd have disappeared in a puff of polyhedral dice and sunflower seeds if a girl saw me naked, the unbelievable humiliation. Now they're on a webcam posing??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2025 05:03 PM (2VST1)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 10, 2025 04:57 PM (5IxCM)
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well, they are SUPPOSED be tested. This happens in real America.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, random is my middle name at January 10, 2025 05:03 PM (Ad8y9)
Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2025 05:03 PM (pJkex)
I still have no clue why Trump picked him to back in the PA senate race. He was the absolute worse candidate that he could have decided to endorse.
The GOPe was all on that one deep state guy.
But why Trump didn't pick the actual conservative woman who was in third I don't know...
Posted by: 18-1 at January 10, 2025 05:04 PM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: Hollywood Squares
He told the funniest stories and would crack Johnny and the audience up.
Posted by: Cheri at January 10, 2025 05:04 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: That solves everything at January 10, 2025 04:54 PM (ybSPO)
We had a tiger team room at one office I worked. High tables and no chairs. We were told it's to make you uncomfortable so you hurry to solve problems and what not. Sure.
I get an invite to a meeting in this room and it's an hour long. The guy who's running the meeting walks in, WITH A MF'ING CHAIR FOR HIM. Lasted the whole hour, nothing got decided, as is the uge.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 10, 2025 05:04 PM (Y6IkP)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 10, 2025 04:41 PM (W5ArC)
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He probably turned out better than Dr Oz would have been.
Posted by: Decaf at January 10, 2025 04:54 PM (unUNN)
That's Trumps 12 D chess again, he put a chemical on Dr Oz that killed the hump.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 10, 2025 05:05 PM (n7h9X)
NEW: I am calling for an independent investigation
As soon as he gets the feathers off the couch.
Posted by: DaveA at January 10, 2025 05:05 PM (FhXTo)
When the Lakers win or lose a championship.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with festive little hats and interpretive dance. at January 10, 2025 05:05 PM (yvwEU)
"The knob turns! It's a good one."
Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2025 05:03 PM (pJkex)
You can say that again!
Posted by: David Hogg at January 10, 2025 05:05 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Auspex at January 10, 2025 05:05 PM (j4U/Z)
That leaves Wretched Whitmer out of Michigan as the worst progtard in the running. She murdered a bunch of old people during Covid and made the lives of everyone in the state miserable - so that lifts her up the Dem Retard flag pole. We can only hope a storm drops a house on her before '28.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at January 10, 2025 05:05 PM (Da7Vv)
Posted by: Decaf at January 10, 2025 04:54 PM
I still have no clue why Trump picked him to back in the PA senate race. He was the absolute worse candidate that he could have decided to endorse.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 10, 2025 05:01 PM (Rcnd3)
Oz wasn't his first choice. Sean Parnell was the original candidate, and Trump endorsed him; he was by far the strongest one in the race. He had to exit when his ex-wife accused him of spousal abuse. The Dems put her up to it, and it tanked his campaign. Oz was the backup.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 10, 2025 05:05 PM (uwiSB)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 10, 2025 05:04 PM (Y6IkP)
If its a tiger team, you should have all gone after him like a tiger.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 10, 2025 05:06 PM (n7h9X)
Yeah ever watch Kitchen Nightmares? The restaurants are SUPPOSED to be checked by the health authorities of the city, and almost none of them would be allowed to reopen in the state Gordon finds them in. But there they are, wide open. Someone's getting paid to check but they either aren't doing their job or are getting additional pay to ignore it.
In the case of LA, my guess is the budget for Hydrant testing went to schools to buy more sexually explicit books and tranny indoctrination.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2025 05:06 PM (2VST1)
This woman has never gone to high school.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 10, 2025 04:59 PM (uxCna)
She should watch the historical documentaries Fast Times at Ridgemont High, The Last American Virgin, Class of Nuke'em High, and especially, Carrie.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 10, 2025 05:06 PM (Aqu9a)
How about a Wildfire Czar?
Posted by: brak at January 10, 2025 05:06 PM (jGJov)
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Remember when Gavin was very vocal about how well DeSantis was doing at his job of "protecting the People of Florida"?
I swear that I recall that Newsom even flew into Florida to tell Floridians what he thought of DeSantis' job.
Posted by: Axeman at January 10, 2025 05:06 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 10, 2025 04:41 PM (W5ArC)
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He probably turned out better than Dr Oz would have been.
Posted by: Decaf at January 10, 2025 04:54 PM (unUNN)
I think he probably has an "I don't give a shit" attitude and isn't easily controlled. He will do what he wants to do. That's a scary thing to the Dems.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at January 10, 2025 05:06 PM (iODuv)
That's Trumps 12 D chess again, he put a chemical on Dr Oz that killed the hump.
Posted by: Oldcat
My theory is that the hump took control.
Posted by: Auspex at January 10, 2025 05:07 PM (j4U/Z)
Before I had to put him to sleep, ol Joe would test my neighborhood fire hydrants daily.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 10, 2025 05:07 PM (W/lyH)
How about a Wildfire Czar?
Posted by: brak at January 10, 2025 05:06 PM (jGJov)
She'd be calling Wildfire
Calling Wildfire
Calling Wildfire...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 10, 2025 05:08 PM (ynpvh)
Charles Nelson Reilly was genuinely funny. I remember his appearance on an episode of The X-Files as Jose Chung. Just a nice guy.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, random is my middle name at January 10, 2025 05:08 PM (Ad8y9)
Posted by: Orange Skies Bad! at January 10, 2025 05:08 PM (qUkBO)
Posted by: A dude in MI at January 10, 2025 05:08 PM (/6GbT)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 10, 2025 04:57 PM (5IxCM)
No, no money left for maintenance when there are so many LA drag queen events to pay for.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 10, 2025 05:08 PM (7mUz7)
The guy's not even President yet and he's shaking things up.
I like it.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2025 05:08 PM (aD39U)
That leaves Wretched Whitmer out of Michigan as the worst progtard in the running. She murdered a bunch of old people during Covid and made the lives of everyone in the state miserable - so that lifts her up the Dem Retard flag pole. We can only hope a storm drops a house on her before '28.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at January 10, 2025 05:05 PM (Da7Vv)
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Do not discount that the DNC can double down as good as any local body of Dems.
After all, there is still some talk about running Kamala again in 2028. And they think that by that time she can get her feet under her.
I for one will not be surprised to hear some push for Newsom to totally tank the Dem ticket in 2028.
Cutting off the world is progressive.
Posted by: Axeman at January 10, 2025 05:09 PM (krQz2)
That makes sense. I only know him from Carson and Hollywood Squares, literally never saw him in anything else. Must have been a theater guy mostly. But dang he was really funny.
You know the guy that surprised me the most at being absolutely hilarious? Michael Landon. Funny as heck. Totally unexpected from Little Joe and the rest of his straight as an arrow earnest good guy roles.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2025 05:09 PM (2VST1)
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at January 10, 2025 05:06 PM (iODuv)
Republicans had better keep an eye on him too. he comes across as a reasonable Democrat. That makes him electable.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 10, 2025 05:09 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Orange Skies Bad! at January 10, 2025 05:08 PM (qUkBO)
A few years back Ace had a thread with clown with erections setting fires to kiddies...seems fitting for a Kali Klown SHow...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 10, 2025 05:09 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with festive little hats and interpretive dance. at January 10, 2025 05:09 PM (yvwEU)
Bet their education isn't going to help them
Posted by: Skip at January 10, 2025 05:09 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: brak at January 10, 2025 05:06 PM (jGJov)
The Andromeda Strain again?
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 10, 2025 05:10 PM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 10, 2025 05:10 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 10, 2025 04:58 PM (Y6IkP)
Good point. And they will continue to fail because they simply do not understand what masculinity is.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 10, 2025 05:10 PM (d9fT1)
Posted by: Tampon Timmy at January 10, 2025 05:11 PM (wBaIH)
Paul Lynde from Bewitched and Hollywood Squares.
Posted by: Bulg at January 10, 2025 05:11 PM (77rzZ)
Yeah that race. I had no dog in it, they both seemed like a bad choice. I was just baffled that Pennsylvanians seem to have voted for a vegetable to take the Senate. Really? Based on WHAT did you choose him?? His magnificent lump? His inability to string a sentence together???
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2025 05:11 PM (2VST1)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2025 05:03 PM (2VST1)
Well guys aren't.
And I take the tales of huge incomes with a pillar of salt. We know what the going rate for prostitutes is. Most of the cash flow is laundering for the pimps or generated by bot programs to increase the status of the girl. There are simps out there, but not that many and there are tons of cam girls.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 10, 2025 05:11 PM (n7h9X)
"Are you on your period or something?"
Never a good response from that.
Posted by: Axeman at January 10, 2025 05:11 PM (krQz2)
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Yes by volunteers, "Pedro this one is good, let's take it."
Posted by: Ciampino - Officials selling hydrants for scrap at January 10, 2025 05:11 PM (i0xsb)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2025 05:09 PM (2VST1)
I saw one where Michael was talking about rumors that the Cartwrights were gay. He said, "No but thank God Hop Sing was." Johnny 'bout died.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, random is my middle name at January 10, 2025 05:12 PM (Ad8y9)
Posted by: wth at January 10, 2025 05:12 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: The Lump at January 10, 2025 05:12 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: Cheri at January 10, 2025 05:12 PM (oiNtH)
"Are you on your period or something?"
Never a good response from that.
Posted by: Axeman at January 10, 2025 05:11 PM (krQz2)
Was that before or after you told her to "calm yer tits down" and "Don't get yer panties in a bunch"?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 10, 2025 05:12 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: tubal at January 10, 2025 05:12 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, building tension with Henri-Georges Clouzot at January 10, 2025 04:59 PM (GBKbO)
This explains a lot about modern society. Education system, churches, employment, entertainment...
Posted by: It's a wine mom's world and we just live in it at January 10, 2025 05:02 PM (ybSPO)
Nothing good comes from becoming a fag hag.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 10, 2025 05:13 PM (7mUz7)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2025 05:03 PM (2VST1)
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Unless you made your saving throw vs. estrogen.
Posted by: Axeman at January 10, 2025 05:13 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Ciampino - Engineer Quinones I need hekp here at January 10, 2025 05:13 PM (i0xsb)
I think they do test them. But they test them under ideal conditions, not likely conditions. LAFD should have a plan for when the pump stations lose power. It's an easily foreseeable event. It's happened before and it'll happen again. The lines start sparking, fires happen, the power company shuts down the lines. The pumper trucks should have the ability to call up generators fast and have the ability to hook said generators up to pump stations.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2025 05:13 PM (Odg76)
Posted by: ShainS -- Take Back and Rename the PanaMAGA Canal! at January 10, 2025 05:13 PM (hVw0I)
Perfect dad moment.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2025 05:13 PM (2VST1)
How much you want to bet DOT is closed because of the fires?
Posted by: Just Lily at January 10, 2025 05:13 PM (DzlPc)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, building tension with Henri-Georges Clouzot at January 10, 2025 04:59 PM (GBKbO)
This explains a lot about modern society. Education system, churches, employment, entertainment...
Posted by: It's a wine mom's world and we just live in it at January 10, 2025 05:02 PM (ybSPO)
Nothing good comes from becoming a fag hag.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 10, 2025 05:13 PM (7mUz7)
What about Dyke Daddies?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 10, 2025 05:13 PM (ynpvh)
David Hogg represents exactly the kind of bold, dynamic, and courageous leadership our party needs right now. He has a unique ability to connect with the American people and to speak to the strengths of our party.
I couldn't be happier to support him for DNC Vice Chair.
— Tim Walz (@Tim_Walz) January 10, 2025
* flexes*
* Zane vacuum pose *
* double biceps pose *
* crab pose *
Posted by: David Hogg, Harvard graduate at January 10, 2025 05:14 PM (a3Q+t)
I had a battalion commander once who would have the staff meet him every Monday morning for a mini-staff meeting. We were to tell him our key thing for the week. (I was the S-2) All these meetings were held outside, in front of the HQs, rain shine, hail, snow.
Very quick and very effective.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 10, 2025 05:14 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at January 10, 2025 05:06 PM (iODuv)
Republicans had better keep an eye on him too. he comes across as a reasonable Democrat. That makes him electable.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 10, 2025 05:09 PM (W/lyH)
They don't need to elect anyone to replace Fetterman, they have Fetterman. The DNC will have the issue of explaining why this dude gets the benefits of not having to listen to the DNC without punishment.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 10, 2025 05:14 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 10, 2025 05:14 PM (PdUwK)
Charles Nelson Reilly was genuinely funny. I remember his appearance on an episode of The X-Files as Jose Chung. Just a nice guy.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, random is my middle name at January 10, 2025 05:08 PM (Ad8y9)
He was one of the regulars on Match Game as well, feuding with Brett Somers. Funny man.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 10, 2025 05:14 PM (VNX3d)
"Are you on your period or something?"
Never a good response from that.
Posted by: Axeman at January 10, 2025 05:11 PM (krQz2)
Once you get a tracking spreadsheet up and running, it's rather simple to keep it updated. There are clues.
Posted by: Dwight Shrute, Dunder Mifflin at January 10, 2025 05:15 PM (Aqu9a)
What a concept.
Posted by: wth at January 10, 2025 05:15 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 10, 2025 04:52 PM (5IxCM)
Doesn't everybody?
*shifty eyes
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 10, 2025 05:15 PM (OX9vb)
How much you want to bet DOT is closed because of the fires?
Posted by: Just Lily at January 10, 2025 05:13 PM (DzlPc)
Well, isn't Jimmuh's funeral still going?
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 10, 2025 05:15 PM (QAkQ3)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with festive little hats and interpretive dance. at January 10, 2025 05:15 PM (yvwEU)
So empowering toxic masculinity and patriarchal behavior is a good thing all of a sudden? Boy, that sure came out of nowhere.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at January 10, 2025 05:15 PM (aXxgO)
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I think nearly every politico does. It's the attraction to politics. People shower you with money thinking you'll do their bidding.
Everyone should do it... go into politics. It'd dilute the $$.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 10, 2025 05:16 PM (Q4IgG)
Maybe apocryphal, but an attorney friend told me today that the number of BS-DEI filings in federal courts has gone way down this month.
Posted by: Auspex at January 10, 2025 05:16 PM (j4U/Z)
In the case of LA, my guess is the budget for Hydrant testing went to schools to buy more sexually explicit books and tranny indoctrination.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2025 05:06 PM (2VST1)
Kitchen Nightmares?
That is a great analogy for what's going on in CA.
You can always tell the restaurant owner who's going to do nothing to change once Gordon leaves, because-
They are always the ones making excuses and "yeah, but"ing everything, and pointing the finger at everyone else. And always look sour at the suggestions...just look at Newsom with that woman who confronted him.
The blue ribbon panel will be the way all these a-holes paper over their complete failure and ultimately do nothing to change.
By the way, "Kitchen Nightmares" is one of the greatest TV shows evah. Check it out.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 10, 2025 05:16 PM (iJfKG)
How much you want to bet DOT is closed because of the fires?
Posted by: Just Lily at January 10, 2025 05:13 PM (DzlPc)
Well, isn't Jimmuh's funeral still going?
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 10, 2025 05:15 PM (QAkQ3)
It's been clashing with McCains...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 10, 2025 05:16 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Skip at January 10, 2025 05:16 PM (fwDg9)
How much you want to bet DOT is closed because of the fires?
Posted by: Just Lily at January 10, 2025 05:13 PM (DzlPc)
That border is like 15 hours away from LA, there's no disruption there.
They should just run for it, what are they going to do call the cops?
Posted by: Oldcat at January 10, 2025 05:16 PM (n7h9X)
It literally didn't mater who the Republican in the 20 PA race was: the cheat was so egregious even Trump couldn't carry the state. Remember, the Dems rubbed our noses in the cheat by electing a dead man.
You people rag on OZ and Kari Lake in AZ but the cheat wouldn't have let Jesus win in any of those elections. Lake not only faces the Dem cheat, but the McCain RINO machine is working against her.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at January 10, 2025 05:17 PM (Da7Vv)
Posted by: DanMan at January 10, 2025 05:17 PM (8uzBS)
.....
and a bag of weed to be delivered.
Posted by: wth at January 10, 2025 05:17 PM (v0R5T)
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DOT's nuts!
Posted by: Axeman at January 10, 2025 05:18 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at January 10, 2025 05:06 PM (iODuv)
Fetterman talks one hell of a game...it's almost as if he is trying to appeal to ALL Pennsylvanians.
But it's how he votes that counts.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 10, 2025 05:18 PM (d9fT1)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2025 05:06 PM (2VST1)
The usual I saw at restaurants is the place does what it does, and inspector comes, they get a ticket, and they clean up in a panic and get passed and go back to old habits. Grown up "clean up your room" from Mom.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 10, 2025 05:18 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at January 10, 2025 05:15 PM (aXxgO)
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What's even funnier is the implication that chicks will put out for a sanitary napkin or a tampon.
Prom dates aren't meant to be platonic.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 10, 2025 05:18 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: tubal at January 10, 2025 05:19 PM (PCK5/)
Gov Newsome: I'm on the phone with President Biden right now.
Upset fire victim: Great! Let me talk to him.
Gov N: Uh, actually I'm just walking around to try to get cell service so I can call the president. I've tried five times already.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 10, 2025 05:19 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 10, 2025 05:16 PM (ynpvh)
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Dueling funerals.
Di-di-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-din.
Posted by: Axeman at January 10, 2025 05:19 PM (krQz2)
One big sign is when Gordon asks them to rate their food out of ten. If the food looks like greasy-spoon diner shit and they rate it above a two, they're never going to change.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2025 05:20 PM (Odg76)
Posted by: Skip at January 10, 2025 05:20 PM (fwDg9)
But it's how he votes that counts.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 10, 2025 05:18 PM (d9fT1)
What he did now is better than a vote, it torpedos the "all us Dems are united" wall. He's a sponsor even before the vote.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 10, 2025 05:20 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2025 05:21 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: wth at January 10, 2025 05:21 PM (v0R5T)
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Ramsay has a great recipe for mac and cheese.
Get a fucking pot and put it on the fucking heat until it's fucking boiling.
Dump in that fucking pasta you bought from that donkey at the shops.
When it's done put in the fucking cheese.
Plate it and serve it to your fucking kids.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 10, 2025 05:21 PM (DJPFk)
The only question I have and don't care to look up is if the gender bender writer was a man first. It is so bizarre I can't keep up with it. Nor do I like to think about it much. I use Chaz as an example.
Here we had a little girl who was blonde and pretty cute. No doubt saw a lot of creepy crap with her parents. Maybe smoked weed as a toddler. Was messed with by a pedo, possibly. So, and this is all hypothetical like Joepy doing anything right, she decides it is safer to become a male. Has a double mastectomy and, one assumes, enlarged dong down below by MD's who should be doing something else with their training. Given testosterone and now has a fine beard. Plus a beard of a girlfriend (I think). So basically Chaz is a lesbian but went to a whole lot of trouble to become Chuck (I don't know). Cher is proud. Sonny is dead from a tree.
We all know, because we have had it shoved in our faces with tampons in boy's bathrooms, and perverted wanna be girls lurking in girl's locker rooms with hard ons. I am pretty dang sick of it all.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 10, 2025 05:22 PM (gi+MR)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 10, 2025 05:22 PM (Pmzap)
Sounds like an idiot.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2025 05:22 PM (3QvFU)
Mrs. F. said the only reason I felt it was because Im not from here.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 10, 2025 05:22 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2025 05:22 PM (LkLld)
Name Change: The Washington Afterthought
Posted by: Axeman at January 10, 2025 05:23 PM (krQz2)
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Sorry, but they didn't cover that in Managing Diverse Organizations classes.
- Fire Chieftess LGBTQA+
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 10, 2025 05:23 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 10, 2025 05:24 PM (0wWvl)
Posted by: azjaeger at January 10, 2025 05:24 PM (5C1Wu)
What king of recipe is that? Not nearly enough f***ing profanity for a meal. That kind of cook is practically taking the p*ss.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at January 10, 2025 05:24 PM (aXxgO)
New hotness: Women are incapable of planning for repetitive biological functions and need the government and random men to carry hygiene product for them, and will offer dates in exchange for this.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 10, 2025 05:24 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: mrp at January 10, 2025 05:24 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Bulg
My college roommate had relations with a young miss during her special time and took special delight in showing off the bloody sheet results to the rest of the floor afterward, because he used my bed for the foul act.
My revenge was nicknaming him "The Serial Killer" and making it stick.
Posted by: Auspex at January 10, 2025 05:24 PM (j4U/Z)
I am not thinking clearly at all because Mel Gibson might take me up on coming here for respite from the fires.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 10, 2025 05:25 PM (gi+MR)
Gov Newsome: I'm on the phone with President Biden right now.
Upset fire victim: Great! Let me talk to him.
Gov N: Uh, actually I'm just walking around to try to get cell service so I can call the president. I've tried five times already.
Posted by: Chuck Martel
......
Gov. Newsom: Uh, actually I'm just walking around to try to get a nice selfie with the fire in the background on my new cell phone.
Posted by: wth at January 10, 2025 05:25 PM (v0R5T)
Yeah, you're right. I get him and Paul Lynde mixed up in the "gay guy who's funny but is only known from game shows" place in my head.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2025 05:25 PM (2VST1)
Posted by: Chuck Martel
She was on Newsmax this morning and they showed the clip of this and then she said that she had some international reporters with her in her car with satellite service and they had full connectivity but Newsome didn't. Musk is taking care of that by bringing in Starlink for free to people without service like he did for Hurricanes.
Posted by: Cheri at January 10, 2025 05:26 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2025 05:26 PM (LkLld)
"Slender Man stabber" to be released 30 years early from mental health facility ... several months after iedentifying as male
-
Glad to see
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at January 10, 2025 05:26 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: tubal at January 10, 2025 05:26 PM (PCK5/)
My revenge was nicknaming him "The Serial Killer" and making it stick.
Posted by: Auspex at January 10, 2025 05:24 PM (j4U/Z)
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In certain cultures you hang that sort of thing from the balcony on the wedding night.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 10, 2025 05:27 PM (ZOv7s)
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Ah, the classic cowardly commie evasion when I used to trap leftists into inescapable corners "with facts and logic."
"Evasion is the root of all evil."
Posted by: ShainS -- Take Back and Rename the PanaMAGA Canal! at January 10, 2025 05:27 PM (9dvoP)
Posted by: tubal at January 10, 2025 05:27 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: mrp at January 10, 2025 05:28 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with festive little hats and interpretive dance. at January 10, 2025 05:28 PM (yvwEU)
Ever watch the video where Ramsay cooks a "grilled cheese" over a fireplace? The cheese isn't even a little bit melted and he burns the bread. It's so bad.
I like Ramsay most of the time, but the man has some blind spots. One of his blind spots that drives me absolutely batty is he has many videos in which he tries to teach the absolutely asinine technique of squeezing parts of your hand to compare against a steak to check doneness. Just get a damn instant read thermometer and do it right.
Maybe guys in a steakhouse that are cooking steaks all day every day can use this method successfully. But if you're only cooking a couple of steaks a week or less, don't do it. It's stupid.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2025 05:28 PM (Odg76)
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at January 10, 2025 05:28 PM (Vvh2V)
No guy (probably not even gays) wants anything to do with menstruation or any of its infrastructure.
Posted by: Bulg at January 10, 2025 05:00 PM (77rzZ)
You could have given her some laughs by trying to craft up one using common household products.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 10, 2025 05:29 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: Ms J Wellington Wimpy at January 10, 2025 05:29 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with festive little hats and interpretive dance. at January 10, 2025 05:29 PM (yvwEU)
Posted by: ShainS -- Take Back and Rename the PanaMAGA Canal! at January 10, 2025 05:30 PM (9dvoP)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 10, 2025 05:30 PM (0wWvl)
Posted by: rickb223
.....
Makes me want a glass of orange juice.
Posted by: wth at January 10, 2025 05:12 PM (v0R5T)
I thought she was already dead. More than a decade ago I dreamed Judge Judy was dead and convinced my entire family. My father called me weeks later to tell me she was not dead.
I've been willowed again haven't I?
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 10, 2025 05:30 PM (gi+MR)
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at January 10, 2025 05:28 PM (Vvh2V)
yeah he sees so few of them.
Now, knowing he has blackmail info on oz....
Posted by: Oldcat at January 10, 2025 05:30 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2025 05:31 PM (Odg76)
I thought she was already dead. More than a decade ago I dreamed Judge Judy was dead and convinced my entire family. My father called me weeks later to tell me she was not dead.
I've been willowed again haven't I?
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 10, 2025 05:30 PM (gi+MR)
It’s okay, I read your comment. It was good.
Posted by: tubal at January 10, 2025 05:31 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with festive little hats and interpretive dance. at January 10, 2025 05:31 PM (yvwEU)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 10, 2025 05:31 PM (0wWvl)
Posted by: tubal at January 10, 2025 05:27 PM (PCK5/)
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Her birth name was Chastity.
Also: NOOOD.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 10, 2025 05:31 PM (ZOv7s)
Maybe guys in a steakhouse that are cooking steaks all day every day can use this method successfully. But if you're only cooking a couple of steaks a week or less, don't do it. It's stupid.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2025 05:28 PM (Odg76)
or cut it open on an edge and see how done it is.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 10, 2025 05:32 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with festive little hats and interpretive dance. at January 10, 2025 05:32 PM (yvwEU)
Here is my Jr High story (7th grade). The Jr High had a swimming pool. They made the boys swim naked (Houston Independent School district 1961). The boys had MWF and the girls had Tues-Thurs one week - then the next week the girls had MWF and we had Tues-Thurs. Of course it didn't take long for the teachers to loose track of that schedule. All the boys were lined up on the side of the pool when the girls class came marching in. Of course the whole thing was nothing but child abuse. I've hated swimming ever since.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at January 10, 2025 05:32 PM (Da7Vv)
I'm honestly not bothered. But I do need a picture of the box. There are so many options and variations, you'll never get the right one if you don't have a good picture.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2025 05:33 PM (Odg76)
Cher's son, Elijah Blue, 47, with Greg Allman has had years of addiction and mental health problems and has filed for conservatorship over his finances. Cher, 77, is dating a dude who is 37. So I am sure that Chaz never saw anything weird or amiss growing up.
Posted by: Cheri at January 10, 2025 05:33 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: rickb223
.....
Makes me want a glass of orange juice.
Posted by: wth at January 10, 2025 05:12 PM (v0R5T)
I thought she was already dead. More than a decade ago I dreamed Judge Judy was dead and convinced my entire family. My father called me weeks later to tell me she was not dead.
I've been willowed again haven't I?
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 10, 2025 05:30 PM (gi+MR)
Intertubes say she died December 16, 2024...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 10, 2025 05:33 PM (ynpvh)
No guy (probably not even gays) wants anything to do with menstruation or any of its infrastructure.
Posted by: Bulg at January 10, 2025 05:00 PM (77rzZ)
*nods knowingly* Aisle 8A.
https://youtu.be/Nud6v8hxG1A
Posted by: Hank Hill at January 10, 2025 05:34 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with festive little hats and interpretive dance. at January 10, 2025 05:34 PM (yvwEU)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 10, 2025 05:30 PM (gi+MR)
(looks at clock)
Close to it.
I thought she was dead a couple years ago, too
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 10, 2025 05:34 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2025 05:31 PM (Odg76)
You translate the French recipe and find out the plagiarized the Box of Kraft Mac and Cheese.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 10, 2025 05:34 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: ShainS -- Take Back and Rename the PanaMAGA Canal! at January 10, 2025 05:34 PM (bSVR+)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 10, 2025 05:24 PM (0wWvl)
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Thank you dear its the best news I've had all day!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 10, 2025 05:36 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with festive little hats and interpretive dance. at January 10, 2025 05:36 PM (yvwEU)
Let's say you run Playboy magazine, and decide to take a risk and print eighteen months worth of publishing runs wholly dedicated to dicks. Just full-size photos of dicks, and then centerfolds with more dicks. And advertisements about dicks. And editorials about dicks.
You can't go back to being a titty mag after that little experiment. You publish the dick magazine now, and your titty loving fan base will never come back.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 10, 2025 05:36 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with festive little hats and interpretive dance. at January 10, 2025 05:34 PM (yvwEU)
And now we know why Alice, from that Brady bunch, was banging Sam the butcher.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 10, 2025 05:37 PM (W/lyH)
I'm honestly not bothered. But I do need a picture of the box. There are so many options and variations, you'll never get the right one if you don't have a good picture.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2025 05:33 PM (Odg76)
I grew up with three sisters and mom. There wasn't a lot of mystery. Then I was a busser in a restaurant that had to clean the women's restroom. The places they could put those that weren't the right spot....
Posted by: Oldcat at January 10, 2025 05:37 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: Ciampino - Engineer Quinones I need help here at January 10, 2025 05:37 PM (i0xsb)
Not because he doesn't see them, obviously. I just meant he likes to be seen with them. Maybe less so now that he sees how libtardedly unhinged most are, but he definitely likes the celebrity world, and always has.
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at January 10, 2025 05:38 PM (Vvh2V)
Let's say you run Playboy magazine, and decide to take a risk and print eighteen months worth of publishing runs wholly dedicated to dicks. Just full-size photos of dicks, and then centerfolds with more dicks. And advertisements about dicks. And editorials about dicks.
You can't go back to being a titty mag after that little experiment. You publish the dick magazine now, and your titty loving fan base will never come back.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 10, 2025 05:36 PM (BI5O2)
***
I bet I can guess which magazines Hogg's mom found under his matress.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 10, 2025 05:39 PM (W/lyH)
Fetterman (R - PA)?
Posted by: Orange Skies Bad! at January 10, 2025 05:39 PM (qUkBO)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 10, 2025 05:42 PM (W/lyH)
Cher's son, Elijah Blue, 47, with Greg Allman has had years of addiction and mental health problems and has filed for conservatorship over his finances. Cher, 77, is dating a dude who is 37. So I am sure that Chaz never saw anything weird or amiss growing up.
Posted by: Cheri at January 10, 2025 05:33 PM (oiNtH)
I had hope for Elijah Blue. I hope he does not soon become Liza Blue.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 10, 2025 05:58 PM (gi+MR)
The joke about Greta Thunberg and David Hogg hooking up reminds me of being in the 7th grade and everybody thinking the wrestling fanatic boys PE instructor who liked to supervise boy's showers and the rather plain girl's instructor had a thing going on.
Posted by: Auspex at January 10, 2025 06:35 PM (j4U/Z)
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Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)