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You would have to have a heart of stone not to laugh.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 09, 2025 12:04 PM (aD39U) 2
I didn't know they were still in business
Posted by: It's me donna at January 09, 2025 12:04 PM (VE6XX) 3
first?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 09, 2025 12:04 PM (QGaXH) 4
The cuts we heard about this week would devastate our news-gathering operation, just as Trump prepares to take office.
Let me know when you start actually gathering "news". Posted by: Archimedes at January 09, 2025 12:05 PM (xCA6C) 5
I was feeling off-kilter today, but now things are ever so much more centered.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 09, 2025 12:05 PM (hB7mE) 6
Learn to code and then learn to appreciate H1B.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 09, 2025 12:05 PM (ExV1e) 7
Third...rats!
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 09, 2025 12:05 PM (QGaXH) 8
I'm feeling very centered.
Posted by: Scarymary at January 09, 2025 12:05 PM (zddDv) Posted by: Jay in PA at January 09, 2025 12:05 PM (i7Q7S) 10
Something seems off.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 09, 2025 12:05 PM (QGaXH) 11
What is that, like 5 people? Poor donut guy.
Either that or it's like 1000. Ridiculous, the modern era is. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 09, 2025 12:06 PM (zZu0s) 12
Hiho
Posted by: Ciampino - My date for New Year is January 9th at January 09, 2025 12:06 PM (i0xsb) 13
So much whining.... they all sound ridiculous. Phoney baloney jobs. But please don't learn to code, assholes. Software sucks enough already as it is.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2025 12:06 PM (VoAdT) 14
Is Mrs Huffington’s gay husband still alive?
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 09, 2025 12:06 PM (5MZNC) 15
I'm proud to note that Republican political and industry leaders have routinely shared and praised our coverage of things like nuclear power, mining, and the electrical grid over the past year.
That's rather damning. Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 09, 2025 12:06 PM (aD39U) Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 09, 2025 12:06 PM (2UnvF) 17
Under @gzornick's leadership, my team won awards, broke major stories and beat our monthly traffic goals by threefold.
Ah, but was it a Major Award? Posted by: Archimedes at January 09, 2025 12:06 PM (xCA6C) 18
Learn to Fight Wildfires
Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2025 12:06 PM (oLK8+) 19
The few people who are left can scan Reuters just as easy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 09, 2025 12:06 PM (zZu0s) 20
I hear they need some help cleaning up in California, especially the Port O Potties. Seems like they’re qualified.
Posted by: Truthbomb at January 09, 2025 12:06 PM (Htehk) 21
Or maybe they'll have 'AI' do it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 09, 2025 12:07 PM (zZu0s) 22
7-11 always needs people to work the graveyard shift.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 09, 2025 12:07 PM (uxCna) 23
"How does dismantling us serve long-term business or journalistic goals?"
It's called 'cutting overhead', you retarded twat. If you had any analytical abilities at all you'd know this. But yes, I'm sure someone who doesn't understand basic economics was providing extremely important news for us rubes to digest. Posted by: The Lower Depths at January 09, 2025 12:07 PM (Dg7ng) 24
Breaks my fucking heart
Posted by: Mark in South Jordan UT at January 09, 2025 12:07 PM (CkbqV) 25
Fkng lol.
Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2025 12:07 PM (fV+MH) 26
Centrist.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2025 12:07 PM (YeGMU) 27
Good afternoon Ace and everyone
Who needs hundreds of Propagandists to give the same lies? Posted by: Skip at January 09, 2025 12:07 PM (lWBSp) 28
Speaking of learning to code...
Posted by: Blanco at January 09, 2025 12:07 PM (5jvsV) 29
There are always jobs available on the Great Gulf-Baja Sealevel Dignity Kanal.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 09, 2025 12:08 PM (aD39U) 30
It's called 'cutting overhead', you retarded twat. If you had any analytical abilities at all you'd know this. But yes, I'm sure someone who doesn't understand basic economics was providing extremely important news for us rubes to digest.
It really is amazing. They seem to lack even the most rudimentary understanding of how the world works, yet presume to lecture us on it. Posted by: Archimedes at January 09, 2025 12:08 PM (xCA6C) 31
I have no sympathy. When my industry, aerospace, was being devastated by layoffs from misguided post-cold war budget cuts, (remember the 'Peace Dividend'?) they laughed and spit on our graves. They can FOAD.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 09, 2025 12:08 PM (QGaXH) 32
I'm proud to note that Republican political and industry leaders have routinely shared and praised our coverage of things like nuclear power, mining, and the electrical grid over the past year.
Which republicans? This is important.. Posted by: Blanco at January 09, 2025 12:08 PM (5jvsV) Posted by: nurse ratched at January 09, 2025 12:08 PM (+xP4Z) 34
"1 You would have to have a heart of stone not to laugh.
Posted by: Grump928(C) " I do not have a heart of stone! Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2025 12:09 PM (fV+MH) 35
Didn't know it still existed.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 09, 2025 12:09 PM (63Dwl) 36
HuffPost is still in business? I thought they sunk the shitter a while ago. Learn to suck, bitches!
Posted by: Elric The Blade at January 09, 2025 12:09 PM (iFTx/) 37
Centered!
Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at January 09, 2025 12:09 PM (zSyrn) 38
Whatever happened to Ariana Huffington? People used to act like she was a thing.
I haven't seen/heard from that old bag for years. Posted by: BurtTC at January 09, 2025 12:09 PM (lH8E4) 39
Which republicans? This is important..
I'm going with Mitt Romney, Liz Cheney, and Adam Kinzinger. Posted by: Archimedes at January 09, 2025 12:09 PM (xCA6C) 40
Smart. Military. Centrist.
Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2025 12:09 PM (oLK8+) 41
No, this is now one of those middle of the road comments sections?
Posted by: Paco at January 09, 2025 12:09 PM (mADJX) 42
The world needs ditch diggers too, Danny.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2025 12:09 PM (LkLld) 43
Ah. Centered.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 09, 2025 12:10 PM (ZmEVT) 44
In the coming weeks, HuffPost is going to ax upward of one-quarter of our newsroom. Don't forget the hatchet and the saw. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 09, 2025 12:10 PM (63Dwl) 45
but is he also another exec bowing to MAGA?
Hey numb-nuts. Grab a dictionary and look up the word "profit." Then read what it says...if you're able. Then...maybe...get a clue. Posted by: Diogenes at January 09, 2025 12:10 PM (W/lyH) 46
Confession: I didn't eve know Huff Post was still a thing.
Posted by: Paco at January 09, 2025 12:10 PM (mADJX) Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2025 12:10 PM (fV+MH) 48
I hate to see people laid off. But these ratfucks? I'll have a nice cigar and scotch tonight to celebrate their unemployment and hopeful financial ruin.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at January 09, 2025 12:10 PM (iFTx/) 49
I wish these sniveling halfwits would grow a pair and grab them. Nobody owes you a job. Your company is going tango uniform because you suck at life and nobody wants to buy what you're selling, even the jerks who buy this kind of shit wholesale like that Omidyar prick. Grow up and figure out what you want to do with your lives, will ya? At least an actor or singer who will never, ever be an actor or singer has the decency to bus tables or serve coffee to make a living in the meantime. These assholes think the universe owes them six figures for existing. Piss off.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2025 12:10 PM (VoAdT) 50
We won awards from other corporate whore sell outs so we big important
Posted by: Drunken Yoda at January 09, 2025 12:10 PM (Icxar) 51
I am centered upon reading this news
Posted by: pookysgirl, joking while she can at January 09, 2025 12:10 PM (dtlDP) 52
Stuck in the middle with you.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2025 12:11 PM (YeGMU) Posted by: BurtTC at January 09, 2025 12:11 PM (lH8E4) 54
Oh good! We are centered. Now let’s work on being based.
Posted by: Piper at January 09, 2025 12:11 PM (pZEOD) 55
centered is the new based
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 09, 2025 12:11 PM (mW3bl) 56
Hi Hi, Centered we do go.
Posted by: Ciampino - My date for New Year is January 9th. at January 09, 2025 12:11 PM (i0xsb) Posted by: BurtTC at January 09, 2025 12:11 PM (lH8E4) 58
Kaufman: Name the GOP leaders who have praised your work.
Telling us, "Republican leaders" is meaningless unless we know their names. If you're talking Mitch, Kevin, and Pence, then, those endorsements are meaningless. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 09, 2025 12:11 PM (tT6L1) 59
"46 Confession: I didn't eve know Huff Post was still a thing.
Posted by: Paco" And now it's 1/4 less of a thing you didn't know. Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2025 12:11 PM (fV+MH) 60
Supposed to be Hi Ho
blasted fingers Posted by: Ciampino - My date for New Year is January 9th. at January 09, 2025 12:12 PM (i0xsb) 61
Companies go down when management hires the wrong people or when the owners hire the wrong management.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 09, 2025 12:12 PM (ZmEVT) Posted by: BurtTC at January 09, 2025 12:12 PM (lH8E4) 63
Centralia, Illinois!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 09, 2025 12:12 PM (J2vNu) 64
The most remarkable thing about the modern left is how they have all been absolutely immunized against self-reflection and evaluation.
There's not a single moment where any of them even so much as consider that the reason everyone is abandoning them is because the "work" "product" they've been "producing" for the last three decades has been not just shit, but completely antithetical to anything that vaguely resembles the practice of journalism (in the case of the media) or competent administration and statecraft (in the case of politicians). Posted by: ballistic at January 09, 2025 12:12 PM (QeTpV) 65
BREAKING: AoSHQ has lowered their Posting Requirements to 6th Grade Level HTML.
Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2025 12:12 PM (oLK8+) 66
We're all centrists now.
Posted by: Frank Barone at January 09, 2025 12:12 PM (+oR7L) 67
Now...let's all take a deep, centering breath......
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 09, 2025 12:12 PM (QGaXH) 68
Stuck in the middle with you…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 09, 2025 12:12 PM (5MZNC) 69
Let us celebrate that, despite the left vs. right debate, we are centered.
At least until CBD comes along to fix the tag. Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 09, 2025 12:12 PM (a3Q+t) 70
The best part will be if we find out that HuffPo writers recently unionized. That would make their incredulity at being laid off even more amusing.
Posted by: The Lower Depths at January 09, 2025 12:12 PM (Dg7ng) 71
These idiots have murdered their own value by serving as simple parrots squawking out propaganda that any midwit can call up in the internet.
Maybe the fired can get jobs sitting in a cage and eating crackers. Or Starbucks. There's always that. Posted by: naturalfake at January 09, 2025 12:13 PM (iJfKG) 72
You know who else needs to learn to code?
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2025 12:13 PM (YeGMU) 73
59 "46 Confession: I didn't eve know Huff Post was still a thing.
Posted by: Paco" And now it's 1/4 less of a thing you didn't know. Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2025 12:11 PM (fV+MH) Sorta like AOL. Is there still an AOL? Yes. What does it do? Nobody knows! Posted by: BurtTC at January 09, 2025 12:13 PM (lH8E4) Posted by: Truthbomb at January 09, 2025 12:13 PM (Htehk) 75
The best part will be if we find out that HuffPo writers recently unionized. That would make their incredulity at being laid off even more amusing.
Well? They do say they're neutral. Posted by: Archimedes at January 09, 2025 12:13 PM (xCA6C) 76
Back in the ancient times of my youth, teachers were, in the case of the men, mostly vets, WW2 or Korea. My 9th grade English teacher made the announcement he was leaving the teaching profession and joining the Marine Corps. Ran into him in Vietnam, 1st Lt, A4 Skyhawk jockey.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 09, 2025 12:13 PM (gm9Sb) Posted by: Frank Barone at January 09, 2025 12:13 PM (+oR7L) Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 09, 2025 12:13 PM (W5ArC) Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 09, 2025 12:13 PM (aD39U) 80
Again, this is astonishing - left-wing media flourished after Trump won in 2016 - it was the best thing that had ever happened to them.
Now, with Trump's new victory, left-wing media is collapsing, because they have no credibility left. In retrospect, the Democrats made a world-historical mistake by stealing the election in 2020, and installing a drooling demented person as President. Now, instead of dealing with four more years of Trump the Grey, who did things like appoint Chris Wray to run the FBI, they get Trump the White, who does things like appoint Kash Patel to run the FBI. Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 09, 2025 12:13 PM (uxCna) 81
"HuffPost is going to ax upward of one-quarter of our newsroom."
1. lolgf b. like with a real axe? III. they're huffing their own farts if they think it's a newsroom they're running Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 09, 2025 12:14 PM (mW3bl) 82
"Under @gzornick's leadership, my team won awards, broke major stories and beat our monthly traffic goals by threefold."
"won awards" = total bullshit "broke major stories" = total bullshit But the comment they "beat our monthly traffic goals by threefold" -- if true, which is a big "if" -- seems odd in that it suggests that financially they were doing OK or at least improving. Posted by: Elric The Blade at January 09, 2025 12:14 PM (iFTx/) 83
but completely antithetical to anything that vaguely resembles the practice of journalism (in the case of the media) or competent administration and statecraft (in the case of politicians).
Posted by: ballistic at January 09, 2025 12:12 PM (QeTpV) And probably 99% of it is written by some AI-like fart generator. Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2025 12:14 PM (VoAdT) 84
Not the Huffington Puffington Post!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at January 09, 2025 12:14 PM (L/fGl) 85
Did anyone else see the look on Hillary's face, sitting there behind Biden? He must of ripped a big one.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 09, 2025 12:14 PM (W/lyH) Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 09, 2025 12:14 PM (a3Q+t) 87
They seem to lack even the most rudimentary understanding of how the world works, yet presume to lecture us on it.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 09, 2025 12:08 PM (xCA6C) ---- Pretty good encapsulation of any leftist, ever. Posted by: ballistic at January 09, 2025 12:14 PM (QeTpV) 88
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 12:14 PM (Zz0t1) 89
Gray boxes forever.
Gray boxes so easy on the eyes. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 09, 2025 12:14 PM (kmQ35) 90
76 Ooops. That shoulda been on the last thread.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 09, 2025 12:14 PM (gm9Sb) Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 12:14 PM (Zz0t1) 92
Heh. Mike Pence was at the funeral. So was Hunter.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2025 12:14 PM (4tmpE) 93
I haven't thought of Huffington Post in years. It was such an early 2000's thing.
Posted by: Frank Barone at January 09, 2025 12:15 PM (+oR7L) 94
>>Companies go down when management hires the wrong people or when the owners hire the wrong management.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 09, 2025 12:12 PM Or customers don't want the crap they are selling anymore. Posted by: huerfano at January 09, 2025 12:15 PM (DKIGo) 95
BREAKING: AoSHQ has lowered their Posting Requirements to 6th Grade Level HTML.
Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2025 12:12 PM (oLK8+) Sixth graders called and said "F you." They might not be old enough for Prince Andrew, but they're old enough to know when they've been insulted. Posted by: BurtTC at January 09, 2025 12:15 PM (lH8E4) 96
Nvidia’s $3,000 ‘Personal AI Supercomputer’ Will Let You Ditch the Data Center
Posted by: SMOD at January 09, 2025 12:15 PM (RHGPo) 97
Here's a cup of water. Now go put out that fire.
Posted by: t-bird at January 09, 2025 12:15 PM (SVUxP) 98
Under @gzornick's leadership, my team won awards, broke major stories and beat our monthly traffic goals by threefold.
How does dismantling us serve long-term business or journalistic goals? Eat a dick up m*thaf*cka. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 12:15 PM (Zz0t1) 99
All we need now is some Italics.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2025 12:15 PM (YeGMU) 100
Whenever Arianna Huffington speaks, I think of Lisa Douglas.
Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2025 12:15 PM (77rzZ) 101
Popped over to George Zornick's X feed; like a lot of supposed media movers and shakers, I was struck by the lack of engagement by real people. 10 K 'followers' and three people comment.
The idea that the left in this country is mostly just a bunch of well-directed hot air is beginning to take root, methinks. Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at January 09, 2025 12:15 PM (Ft5W9) 102
I didn't realize they had a news gathering staff. I thought it was just freelancers rewriting (adding snark) to press releases.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at January 09, 2025 12:15 PM (wBaIH) 103
come on, how many people does it take to make stuff up?
Posted by: gnats local 678 at January 09, 2025 12:15 PM (CWTWj) 104
Yup. One of the candidates for Forest Hill schools had a 4 BILLION dollar plans for DEI education for
Ugh. If I am thinking of the same Forest Hills, then that's where the wealthy libs tend to be (at least that is my impression) GR? Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 09, 2025 12:15 PM (ufFY8) Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 09, 2025 12:15 PM (wtvvX) 106
But the comment they "beat our monthly traffic goals by threefold" -- if true, which is a big "if" -- seems odd in that it suggests that financially they were doing OK or at least improving.
Elon cut 80% of Twitter's staff, and the whole operation runs more smoothly now. This could be something similar. Posted by: Archimedes at January 09, 2025 12:15 PM (xCA6C) 107
Under @gzornick's leadership, my team won awards, broke major stories and beat our monthly traffic goals by threefold."
"won awards" = total bullshit "broke major stories" = total bullshit The Old Man in "A Christmas Story" won a Major Award, too. Posted by: Josephistan at January 09, 2025 12:16 PM (y9ksN) 108
Not the Huffington Puffington Post!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at January 09, 2025 *** The Snuffleupagus Post Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 09, 2025 12:16 PM (J2vNu) Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 09, 2025 12:16 PM (uxCna) 110
Noted conservatives like Cryin Kitzenger (or whatever his name is) and Lizzy war monger Cheney?
FU Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at January 09, 2025 12:16 PM (17s+e) 111
The worst part is they won't have to train their Subcontinental replacements.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 09, 2025 12:16 PM (IG4Id) 112
Which republicans? This is important..
Posted by: Blanco at January 09, 2025 12:08 PM (5jvsV) GOPes and mopes. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2025 12:16 PM (8zz6B) 113
Good. Fire all of them. They can learn how to give head behind The Dollar Store for 5 bucks. Swallowing is extra. No Yellow!
Posted by: Hunter Biden, Pardoned Sex Pest at January 09, 2025 12:16 PM (lX1hk) 114
Because I've a heart of stone, I'm going to laugh if the limp wrist soft hand crowd suddenly find out their cushy jobs are gone from the marketplace, replaced by blue collar and skilled trades.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 09, 2025 12:16 PM (tT6L1) 115
OK, guys, up the middle on 3.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 09, 2025 12:16 PM (kmQ35) 116
Heh... I notice that Trump and Pence aren't going out of their way to gladhand each other.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 09, 2025 12:16 PM (W5ArC) 117
64 There's not a single moment where any of them even so much as consider that the reason everyone is abandoning them is because the "work" "product" they've been "producing" for the last three decades has been not just shit, but completely antithetical to anything that vaguely resembles the practice of journalism (in the case of the media) or competent administration and statecraft (in the case of politicians).
Posted by: ballistic at January 09, 2025 12:12 PM (QeTpV) It's not just the poor quality of the work product, but the supply of the product has far out-stripped the demand. The internet has pretty much eliminated the need for each individual city to have news gatherers and news readers so the vast majority of their jobs will go away. They don't realize that they are still trying to sell mediocre quality telephone booths in a cell-phone world. Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 09, 2025 12:16 PM (QGaXH) 118
NY's highest court denied Trump's appeal.. It's up to SCOTUS Not optimistic
Posted by: It's me donna at January 09, 2025 12:16 PM (VE6XX) 119
18 Learn to Fight Wildfires
Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2025 12:06 PM (oLK8+) Beat me to it... Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 09, 2025 12:16 PM (wtvvX) Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2025 12:16 PM (LkLld) 121
I heard Vox is laying off too
HAHAHAHA...cough....HAHA Posted by: RUReadingthis at January 09, 2025 12:16 PM (aQ25I) 122
I like the new look of the blog.
Posted by: Wes Anderson at January 09, 2025 12:16 PM (PiwSw) 123
In retrospect, the Democrats made a world-historical mistake by stealing the election in 2020, and installing a drooling demented person as President.
The media might still have survived but for the fact that they continued to gaslight their readers throughout the election. I think a lot of people who believed themselves to be well informed were utterly stunned when election night came and they discovered that they had no idea what was going on. It's the sort of thing which should make you question your news sources. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 09, 2025 12:17 PM (ExV1e) 124
100 Eva Gabor wasn't a homo's beard
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at January 09, 2025 12:17 PM (wBaIH) 125
The British Parliament has voted against a national inquiry into the r*pe gangs, with the motion defeated by 364 votes to 111.
Jan 8, 2025 · 8:12 PM UTC Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 09, 2025 12:17 PM (kmQ35) 126
100 Whenever Arianna Huffington speaks, I think of Lisa Douglas.
Posted by: Bulg Eva Gabor >>>>>> Arianna Huffington Posted by: Auspex at January 09, 2025 12:17 PM (j4U/Z) 127
> 103 come on, how many people does it take to make stuff up?
Posted by: gnats local 678 at January 09, 2025 12:15 PM (CWTWj) I make shit up for free. Posted by: Chat-GPT at January 09, 2025 12:17 PM (W5ArC) 128
Popped over to George Zornick's X feed; like a lot of supposed media movers and shakers, I was struck by the lack of engagement by real people. 10 K 'followers' and three people comment.
You think that buying followers is cheap? Posted by: The Media! at January 09, 2025 12:17 PM (uxCna) 129
come on, how many people does it take to make stuff up?
Posted by: gnats local 678 at January 09, 2025 *** "Brainstorming for story ideas" sessions have to have a minimum of ten people. This is known. Four actually to brainstorm, two to nod wisely, and the rest to consume donuts. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 09, 2025 12:17 PM (J2vNu) Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Hey 2025 You Ain't All That Just Cuz You Divisible by 5 at January 09, 2025 12:18 PM (HYKHz) Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 12:18 PM (Zz0t1) 132
> 124 100 Eva Gabor wasn't a homo's beard
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at January 09, 2025 12:17 PM (wBaIH) Oh, right. Huffington became a liberal after her "conservative" "husband" left her for a man. Posted by: Chat-GPT at January 09, 2025 12:18 PM (W5ArC) Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 09, 2025 12:18 PM (wtvvX) 134
Under @gzornick's leadership, my team won awards, broke major stories and beat our monthly traffic goals by threefold."
"won awards" = total bullshit "broke major stories" = total bullshit The Old Man in "A Christmas Story" won a Major Award, too. Geez, I made that joke on #17. Be better, people. Posted by: Archimedes at January 09, 2025 12:18 PM (xCA6C) 135
Afternoon Ace. The soon to be former Huffington Post propagandists should learn to glory hole
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 09, 2025 12:18 PM (RLc6v) 136
The world needs ditch-diggers too.
Posted by: sifty boones at January 09, 2025 12:18 PM (ZmgIM) 137
FUCK! Try it again...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 09, 2025 12:19 PM (wtvvX) 138
We did it! Past 100 before he noticed.
Take the afternoon off everyone. Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2025 12:16 PM In this case, he (and he does identify as he) is usually CBD, PBUH, despite his maple syrup/French Toast peccadillo. Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 09, 2025 12:19 PM (a3Q+t) 139
Learn to Fight Wildfires
Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2025 12:06 PM (oLK8+) It wouldn't go any better than it is now....... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 12:19 PM (Zz0t1) 140
Learn to Fight Wildfires
Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2025 *** 3 credits. Instructor: Smokey D. Bear Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 09, 2025 12:19 PM (J2vNu) 141
HuffPost's political coverage is right down the middle, just like these comments.
Posted by: Just Kidding!.................................... at January 09, 2025 12:19 PM (qUkBO) 142
This let's us all know how long it goes before they notice.
Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2025 12:19 PM (fV+MH) Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 09, 2025 12:19 PM (wtvvX) 144
Aaaah. That's better!
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 09, 2025 12:20 PM (wtvvX) 145
The British Parliament has voted against a national inquiry into the r*pe gangs, with the motion defeated by 364 votes to 111.
Can it really be true that they don't understand what's going to happen to them now? This is party-ending stuff. Posted by: Archimedes at January 09, 2025 12:20 PM (xCA6C) 146
At least the National Cathedral has a decent organist.
That's one bright spot in this dog's breakfast. Posted by: Chat-GPT at January 09, 2025 12:20 PM (W5ArC) 147
George Zornick
You will bow down before me Zornick! You will bow down before me! Both you, and then one day, your ass! Posted by: Terence Stamp at January 09, 2025 12:20 PM (EXyHK) 148
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The best part was the number screwing up your 🌲 Posted by: Roman Centurion at January 09, 2025 12:20 PM (jbnUc) 149
107 Learn to code > Drink more Ovaltine
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at January 09, 2025 12:20 PM (wBaIH) 150
A lot of articles, such as they are, written by “Staff” or I like the articles, posing as news, that start out like a Harlequin Romance novel. They’ll have like 5 different names on the letterhead.
The “legacy” news media had a monopoly for so long, they have no idea what’s coming. They are the equivalent of Sears and Roebuck. Lots of good real estate, but the world has passed them by due to mismanagement. Cat video ladies on YT get more views and subscriptions. My hometown newspaoer/website is nothing but sports, for the most part. The real news stories are suppressed to an alarming degree. They won’t allow stories to load unless you “subscribe”; at least if Java is enabled. Posted by: Common Tater at January 09, 2025 12:20 PM (HGXBy) 151
Sie sind Herr Berlitz.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 09, 2025 12:20 PM (aD39U) 152
125 The British Parliament has voted against a national inquiry into the r*pe gangs, with the motion defeated by 364 votes to 111.
Jan 8, 2025 · 8:12 PM UTC Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 09, 2025 12:17 PM (kmQ35) So, crime isn't crime then? Are they gonna have a vote next on a national inquiry into neds knocking over offies in Glasgow? Yeah, naw, gonnae no. Jes lad havin' foon like. Fucking weird, man. Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2025 12:20 PM (VoAdT) 153
I think a lot of people who believed themselves to be well informed were utterly stunned when election night came and they discovered that they had no idea what was going on.
That includes Kamala Harris, who had prepared an Election Night speech anticipating a close election, who was going to announce that it was going to take days and days to count the ballots while the D's stole the election again. Posted by: The Media! at January 09, 2025 12:20 PM (uxCna) 154
Can we donate handbags to the LAFD?
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2025 12:20 PM (YeGMU) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 09, 2025 12:20 PM (kmQ35) 156
>>At least the National Cathedral has a decent organist.
Unless he played 'Alabama Song', I'm not interested. Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2025 12:21 PM (oLK8+) 157
Aaaah. That's better!
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 09, 2025 12:20 PM (wtvvX) If at first you don't succeed, keep sucking seed till you do succeed. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 12:21 PM (Zz0t1) 158
Ascii art day at the hq
Posted by: banana Dream at January 09, 2025 12:21 PM (Y6IkP) 159
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Sorta like AOL. Is there still an AOL? Yes. What does it do? Nobody knows! Posted by: BurtTC at January 09, 2025 12:13 PM (lH8E4) ---- Well it's not mailing CDs or DVDs. Posted by: Ciampino - You had mail at January 09, 2025 12:21 PM (i0xsb) 160
"I'm an excellent housekeeper. Whenever I divorce a man, I keep the house." -- One of the Gabor sisters, I forget which.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 09, 2025 12:21 PM (W5ArC) 161
The left's narrative of shivering billionaires advancing toward Trump sitting on his throne of skulls and pleading for mercy is hilarious. Please... won't you help save DU? For the children? Posted by: Auspex at January 09, 2025 12:21 PM (j4U/Z) 162
Stupid AI can make shit up more effectively than these godless commie illiterate inept apparatchiks.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 09, 2025 12:21 PM (ufFY8) 163
To move this country from left to right, you have to go through the center.
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at January 09, 2025 12:21 PM (sX1BW) 164
Good, I guess...
@JasonMiyaresVA 🚨BREAKING: I’m pleased to announce that, at the urging of Virginia and 5 other States, a federal court has vacated the Biden Administration’s unlawful Title IX rewrite on a NATIONWIDE basis. Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 09, 2025 12:21 PM (IG4Id) 165
For some reason I feel thinner
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 09, 2025 12:21 PM (RLc6v) 166
We should celebrate their own unemployment.
------- No! We are better than this! Let's make it into a party, with balloons, hors d'oeurves, a DJ... Posted by: ... at January 09, 2025 12:21 PM (bAusb) 167
FJB cancels trip to see the Pope. Supposed to depart today, returning Sunday.
Will he ever fly there at his own expense to get total Papal absolution for his many sins? Magic 8-Ball says: No Way Posted by: Gref at January 09, 2025 12:21 PM (aBgBM) 168
Cut
the Brush Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 09, 2025 12:20 PM (kmQ35) What?!? Posted by: 70's French Porn Star at January 09, 2025 12:21 PM (Zz0t1) 169
BREAKING: AoSHQ has lowered their Posting Requirements to 6th Grade Level HTML.
Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2025 12:12 PM (oLK8+) First one must be able to spell HLML: Htlm TLmH H7mt Awww...screw it. Posted by: Dyslexic 6th Graders at January 09, 2025 12:21 PM (W/lyH) 170
Goebbels was right down the middle too.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at January 09, 2025 12:22 PM (17s+e) 171
So, crime isn't crime then?
Having Pakistanis rape hundreds of thousands of white working-class girls in England is not a crime. Noticing that is a crime. Posted by: The British Establishment! at January 09, 2025 12:22 PM (uxCna) 172
I have a Starret center punch
Posted by: Accomack at January 09, 2025 12:22 PM (G2REX) 173
Melania is in Valentino and looks amazing.
Posted by: Piper at January 09, 2025 12:22 PM (pZEOD) 174
Huffington Post is still around?
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at January 09, 2025 12:22 PM (ado5X) 175
It may appear that the blog's justification norms are chaotic. Rest assured, all is as we have foreseen. Posted by: Big Penguin at January 09, 2025 12:22 PM (a3Q+t) 176
85 Did anyone else see the look on Hillary's face, sitting there behind Biden? He must of ripped a big one.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 09, 2025 12:14 PM (W/lyH) I hope the stench filled the church, after seeing that miserable dimwit Bush snubbing PDT and Melania, while making a big deal of greeting Obama. What an absolute graceless embarrassment Bush is. Posted by: EveR at January 09, 2025 12:23 PM (MUpk6) 177
I think a whole lot of media is getting a trim. All kinds of legacy staff both radio and TV in the Houston area are getting the boot and a smaller bunch of young replacements are taking their places.
Posted by: DanMan at January 09, 2025 12:23 PM (8uzBS) 178
Unless he played 'Alabama Song', I'm not interested.
Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2025 12:21 PM (oLK8+) IN A GADDA DA VIDA. All 27 verses. Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 09, 2025 12:23 PM (aD39U) 179
BREAKING: AoSHQ has lowered their Posting Requirements to 6th Grade Level HTML.
-------------- Does anyone know Javascript or is it all Python these days? Posted by: SH (no more socks) at January 09, 2025 12:23 PM (sX1BW) Posted by: THE Lamont the Big Dummy at January 09, 2025 12:23 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 09, 2025 12:23 PM (63Dwl) 182
In retrospect, the Democrats made a world-historical mistake by stealing the election in 2020, and installing a drooling demented person as President.
The media might still have survived but for the fact that they continued to gaslight their readers throughout the election. I think a lot of people who believed themselves to be well informed were utterly stunned when election night came and they discovered that they had no idea what was going on. It's the sort of thing which should make you question your news sources. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 09, 2025 12:17 PM (ExV1e) ____ I agree but can't blame them. I take red pills as suppositories and thought Trump would be robbed again. It wasn't until both PA and MI were called that I finally breathed easy. That was, what, maybe 11 pm on election night? Posted by: Elric The Blade at January 09, 2025 12:23 PM (iFTx/) 183
154 Can we donate handbags to the LAFD?
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2025 12:20 PM (YeGMU) Chief looks like if she (?) wants your handbag, she'll (?) take it. Posted by: Diogenes at January 09, 2025 12:23 PM (W/lyH) Posted by: four seasons at January 09, 2025 12:24 PM (3ek7K) 185
Well it's not mailing CDs or DVDs.
Posted by: Ciampino - You had mail at January 09, 2025 12:21 PM What are we, chopped liver? Posted by: 3.5" discettes at January 09, 2025 12:24 PM (a3Q+t) 186
Under @gzornick's leadership, my team won awards, broke major stories and beat our monthly traffic goals by threefold.
How does dismantling us serve long-term business or journalistic goals? Maybe, as a journalist, you could ask someone. Posted by: t-bird at January 09, 2025 12:24 PM (HeV6l) 187
Learn to Starbucks, bitchez. Hahahahahahahahaha...!
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at January 09, 2025 12:24 PM (TN5A0) 188
The British Parliament has voted against a national inquiry into the r*pe gangs, with the motion defeated by 364 votes to 111.
Jan 8, 2025 · 8:12 PM UTC Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 09, 2025 12:17 PM (kmQ35) Or, more accurately rephrased: British Parliament has voted 364 to 111 in favor of continuing to cover up the activities of muzzie rape gangs. Because, complicit. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2025 12:24 PM (8zz6B) 189
Oh, right. Huffington became a liberal after her "conservative" "husband" left her for a man.
Posted by: Chat-GPT I was stationed in Cali when Michael Huffington was making his Senate? run. All the libs were screaming bloody murder because he was wealthy and spending a lot on his campaign. Then he lost, pretty handily, as I recall. Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2025 12:24 PM (77rzZ) 190
I seem to remember Huffington Post publishing a story back in 2019, written by Rachel Wolfson that's primary purpose was to praise Jeffrey Epstein.
I remember it because it was the first time I took a step back and actually wondered if a vast majority on the Left were pedophiles and mentally ill. Posted by: Orson at January 09, 2025 12:24 PM (dIske) 191
Unless he played 'Alabama Song', I'm not interested.
Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2025 12:21 PM (oLK8+) The only songs on an organ I want to hear are "I Get Up, I Get Down" and "Whiter Shade of Pale." Posted by: BurtTC at January 09, 2025 12:24 PM (lH8E4) 192
First one must be able to spell HLML:
Htlm TLmH H7mt Awww...screw it. Posted by: Dyslexic 6th Graders at January 09, 2025 12:21 PM (W/lyH) There was a scripting guide back in the day called "Hot Metal" for HTML programming. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 12:24 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: sifty boones at January 09, 2025 12:24 PM (nRI/H) 194
I have a friend that still uses an aol address as his primary. And also one who has an optonline.
I know it's unbelievable, that I have one friend let alone two. Posted by: ... at January 09, 2025 12:24 PM (bAusb) 195
I usually like most of my columns in Excel to be centered.
Posted by: haffhowershower at January 09, 2025 12:25 PM (NMT5x) Posted by: four seasons at January 09, 2025 12:25 PM (3ek7K) 197
Bundestag investigates Musk's election campaign interference due to conversation with Weidel
The Bundestag administration is investigating whether Elon Musk gave the AfD an advantage through a live conversation with Alice Weidel. Habeck demands that the X-algorithms be disclosed. Updated on January 9, 2025, 3:19 p.m. Source: ZEIT ONLINE, Reuters, sko Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 09, 2025 12:25 PM (kmQ35) Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with festive little caps and interpretive dance. at January 09, 2025 12:25 PM (QWhkt) Posted by: torabora at January 09, 2025 12:25 PM (f8rQN) 200
"Before any MAGA folks reply to smear mine or my colleagues' work as partisan, I'm proud to note that Republican political and industry leaders have routinely shared and praised our coverage of things like nuclear power, mining, and the electrical grid over the past year."
So GOP "leaders" have shared and praised your coverage of ... ~non-political energy issues. Posted by: Anti-Faucist at January 09, 2025 12:25 PM (qUkBO) 201
Almost there. C'mon 200!
Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2025 12:26 PM (LkLld) 202
What are we, chopped liver? Posted by: 3.5" discettes at January 09, 2025 12:24 PM (a3Q+t) You're proof micro-phallus is a thing. Posted by: 5 1/4 Floppy at January 09, 2025 12:26 PM (Zz0t1) 203
Again, I ask you, O Master of the Universe:
When does life begin? Posted by: Hokey Pokey at January 09, 2025 12:26 PM (Lnjzl) 204
Melania is a classic beauty. She has class and would look great wearing a burlap sack.
Posted by: four seasons at January 09, 2025 12:24 PM (3ek7K) This is truth. Stunning! And from what I have read and heard, a wonderful person. Posted by: Diogenes at January 09, 2025 12:26 PM (W/lyH) 205
Huffington Post To Lay Off More than One Quarter of Its Propagandists
In related news: Huffington Post still exists??? Posted by: zombie at January 09, 2025 12:26 PM (pMi6S) 206
The line about just as TRUMP is coming annoys the poop outta me. I mean thanks for confirming no one cares when they are a Democrat... we know it already.
Posted by: Inogame at January 09, 2025 12:26 PM (53oGX) Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 09, 2025 12:26 PM (ZmEVT) 208
I'm no expert on parliamentary procedure, but... i'm flummoxed as to how this was even a thing that they would be voting on. How? Why? What in the snaggle-toothed scone-gobbling fuck is wrong with you people and your country that this would even be a thing that *could* happen, let alone *did* happen and by a wide margin at that?
"Hey, tons of little girls are getting abused and tortured in our country. What should we do?" "Let's have a vote on if we should care or not." Cripes. This is literal Pillar of Salt level shit, isn't it? Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2025 12:26 PM (VoAdT) 209
Somebody get Jimmy Carter in the ground already. End this. Posted by: Frank Barone at January 09, 2025 12:26 PM (+oR7L) 210
Ugh. If I am thinking of the same Forest Hills, then that's where the wealthy libs tend to be (at least that is my impression) GR? Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt I have two trust funders in their 50's in the neighborhood who have never worked a day in their lives. Yes, you know how they vote. Posted by: Auspex at January 09, 2025 12:26 PM (j4U/Z) 211
"I'm an excellent housekeeper. Whenever I divorce a man, I keep the house." -- One of the Gabor sisters, I forget which.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 09, 2025 12:21 PM (W5ArC) ______ "How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?" -- Zsa Zsa Gabor Posted by: Elric The Blade at January 09, 2025 12:27 PM (iFTx/) 212
osted by: 3.5" discettes at January 09, 2025 12:24 PM (a3Q+t)
You're proof micro-phallus is a thing. Posted by: 5 1/4 Floppy at January 09, 2025 12:26 PM Pfft. Posted by: 8.5" floppy discs at January 09, 2025 12:27 PM (a3Q+t) 213
76 Back in the ancient times of my youth, teachers were, in the case of the men, mostly vets, WW2 or Korea. My 9th grade English teacher made the announcement he was leaving the teaching profession and joining the Marine Corps. Ran into him in Vietnam, 1st Lt, A4 Skyhawk jockey.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 09, 2025 12:13 PM (gm9Sb) I think this is part of the problem too. Men bought the feminist drivel that women could do anything men could do -better - and ceded all power and authority to them. Now - the teaching profession is dominated by women - has it improved? Look at L.A. - the fire dept and city leadership - dominated by 'women'. Does it appear to be effective? Men in this country need to put their foot (feet?) down and say enough is enough. We don't want to put you back in the kitchen - but we need to demand accountability, competence and sanity if you're going to put yourself forth as 'leaders'. It's up to the men to man up and demand to be heard and respected again. Otherwise we'll go the way of all female dominated societies...now go make me a sammich..... Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 09, 2025 12:27 PM (QGaXH) 214
And festive little hats.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with festive little caps and interpretive dance. at January 09, 2025 12:25 PM (QWhkt) And a brooch.... Posted by: ... at January 09, 2025 12:27 PM (bAusb) 215
207 Trump did offer his hand to Pence and Pence shook it.
Mrs. Pence, otoh... Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 09, 2025 12:26 PM Mrs Pence isn't allowed to make physical contact with other men, per the Pence House Rules. Posted by: Frank Barone at January 09, 2025 12:27 PM (+oR7L) 216
Melania is a classic beauty. She has class and would look great wearing a burlap sack.
Posted by: four seasons at January 09, 2025 12:24 PM (3ek7K) Or, my face as a muff warmer. Posted by: 5 1/4 Floppy at January 09, 2025 12:27 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 12:28 PM (Zz0t1) 218
remember it because it was the first time I took a step back and actually wondered if a vast majority on the Left were pedophiles and mentally ill.
Posted by: Orson at January 09, 2025 12:24 PM ( **** The Party of Perversion And fire... Posted by: torabora at January 09, 2025 12:28 PM (f8rQN) 219
207 Mrs. Pence, otoh...
Posted by: no one of any consequence Looked like a potato next to Melania. (Technically we all would but not the point) Posted by: Piper at January 09, 2025 12:28 PM (pZEOD) 220
garret I recall you're a vinyl expert...I have about 700 LPs and a few 45s and 33s that span from 40s to 90s. I've been dragging them around since I bought my first house in '86.
They used to be perfectly catalogued alphabetically. I'm thinking about getting some grandkids to re-order them. You know any place that might want them? Posted by: DanMan at January 09, 2025 12:28 PM (8uzBS) 221
The Bundestag administration is investigating whether Elon Musk gave the AfD an advantage through a live conversation with Alice Weidel. Habeck demands that the X-algorithms be disclosed.
They'll use this as an excuse to ban AfD. They already annulled a presidential election in Romania, claiming that the winning conservative candidate had unfairly benefited from TikTok. Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 09, 2025 12:28 PM (uxCna) 222
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What are we, chopped liver? Posted by: 3.5" discettes at January 09, 2025 12:24 PM (a3Q+t) You're proof micro-phallus is a thing. Posted by: 5 1/4 Floppy at January 09, 2025 12:26 PM (Zz0t1) Step back, yo! Posted by: 8" Floppy, 80K capacity at January 09, 2025 12:29 PM (PiwSw) Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2025 12:29 PM (77rzZ) 224
Mrs Pence isn't allowed to make physical contact with other men, per the Pence House Rules.
So, only The Paolo? Posted by: Ian S. at January 09, 2025 12:29 PM (2ocoG) 225
Cue "Still" by Geto Boys
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at January 09, 2025 12:29 PM (mBC4z) 226
The only songs I want to hear on an organ are classic hymns and things written especially for the organ such as pieces by Bach.
Did they have any hymns at Carter’s funeral or was it just that gag worthy peace of music, “Imagine”? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2025 12:29 PM (01r0f) Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with festive little caps and interpretive dance. at January 09, 2025 12:29 PM (QWhkt) 228
Heh. ABC's chyrons and bumpers call these "Western Wildfires."
Why not "California Wildfires," or "Los Angeles Wildfires?" Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 09, 2025 12:29 PM (BI5O2) 229
God appears to be protecting Trump for a reason and it's not because the world is getting prettier.
Hillary and Kamala would have each made this country ugly, devastating and unrecognizable. Posted by: ... at January 09, 2025 12:29 PM (bAusb) 230
Where are transvestites supposed to work now?
Posted by: torabora at January 09, 2025 12:29 PM (f8rQN) 231
Mrs Pence isn't allowed to make physical contact with other men, per the Pence House Rules.
*************** Not sure why that would be necessary, she's about as attractive as horse droppings baking in the sun which also jives with my suspicion that Pence is a bit light in the loafers Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Hey 2025 You Ain't All That Just Cuz You Divisible by 5 at January 09, 2025 12:30 PM (HYKHz) 232
They already annulled a presidential election in Romania, claiming that the winning conservative candidate had unfairly benefited from TikTok.
The CIA's been busy. Posted by: Ian S. at January 09, 2025 12:30 PM (2ocoG) 233
Cue "Still" by Geto Boys
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at January 09, 2025 12:29 PM (mBC4z) You asked for it...... https://youtu.be/eF8c3BjFWsw Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 12:30 PM (Zz0t1) 234
Jimmy Carters federal speed limit was an abomination. Posted by: Frank Barone at January 09, 2025 12:30 PM (+oR7L) 235
I was stationed in Cali when Michael Huffington was making his Senate? run. All the libs were screaming bloody murder because he was wealthy and spending a lot on his campaign. Then he lost, pretty handily, as I recall.
Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2025 12:24 PM (77rzZ) Well, he is a gay homosexual pedophile, so he's got that going for him. Posted by: BurtTC at January 09, 2025 12:30 PM (lH8E4) 236
Center
Justified Posted by: Hokey Pokey at January 09, 2025 12:30 PM (Lnjzl) 237
Imagine no economy no Panama Canal.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2025 12:30 PM (YeGMU) 238
126 100 Whenever Arianna Huffington speaks, I think of Lisa Douglas.
Posted by: Bulg Eva Gabor >>>>>> Arianna Huffington Posted by: Auspex at January 09, 2025 12:17 PM (j4U/Z) YES! 1000 X YES! Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 09, 2025 12:30 PM (QGaXH) 239
Look at L.A. - the fire dept and city leadership - dominated by 'women'. Does it appear to be effective?
The head of the Los Angeles Department of Water and Power, which is incapable of having working fire hydrants, is a Puerto Rican female, appointed by Karen Bass. Remarkably, she is heterosexual (she has five kids). Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 09, 2025 12:30 PM (uxCna) 240
173 Melania is in Valentino and looks amazing.
Posted by: Piper Melania would look amazing if she wore nothing!! Posted by: Tonypete at January 09, 2025 12:31 PM (WXNFJ) 241
96 Tears
Posted by: Common Tater at January 09, 2025 12:31 PM (HGXBy) 242
126 100 Whenever Arianna Huffington speaks, I think of Lisa Douglas.
Posted by: Bulg Eva Gabor >>>>>> Arianna Huffington Posted by: Auspex at January 09, 2025 12:17 PM (j4U/Z) She was nicely centered too..... Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 09, 2025 12:31 PM (QGaXH) 243
55 mph came in
With Nixon Posted by: Hokey Pokey at January 09, 2025 12:31 PM (Lnjzl) Posted by: Romeo13 at January 09, 2025 12:31 PM (QAkQ3) 245
Haven't seen centered comments in a while. I like 'em.
Posted by: From about That Time at January 09, 2025 12:31 PM (4780s) 246
Ha ha! Enjoy the ear worm
Posted by: Common Tater at January 09, 2025 12:31 PM (HGXBy) 247
167 FJB cancels trip to see the Pope. Supposed to depart today, returning Sunday.
Will he ever fly there at his own expense to get total Papal absolution for his many sins? Magic 8-Ball says: No Way Posted by: Gref Indulgences still exist. I'll bet Frankie gives 10% off for buddies. Posted by: Auspex at January 09, 2025 12:31 PM (j4U/Z) 248
Sigh...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 09, 2025 12:31 PM (d9fT1) 249
245 Haven't seen centered comments in a while. I like 'em.
Posted by: From about That Time at January 09, 2025 12:31 PM (4780s) Awwww, you jinxed it. Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2025 12:31 PM (VoAdT) 250
Jimmy Carters federal speed limit was an abomination.
Posted by: Frank Barone at January 09, 2025 12:30 PM (+oR7L) So many hours of my life lost on the interstate. Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 09, 2025 12:32 PM (aD39U) 251
>>Posted by: DanMan at January 09, 2025 12:28 PM (8uzBS)
If you are trying to get rid of them, my advice would be to see if you can get a grandkid or neighborhood kid to go through them and see if you have anything that is worth real money. Some 90s stuff can be REALLY expensive. Ex. An Original Zoo Pressing of Tool's Aenima will cost you 1k in VG+ - NM shape. Selling them off to a store or shop will likely net you around 20-30% of their actual value. It all depends on what you have and the condition, of course. Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2025 12:32 PM (oLK8+) 252
This talk of 8" floppies proves conclusively that some commenters are, in fact, older than 29.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 09, 2025 12:32 PM (a3Q+t) 253
Mrs Pence isn't allowed to make physical contact with other men, per the Pence House Rules.
Posted by: Frank Barone at January 09, 2025 12:27 PM (+oR7L) More so Mike can have "physical contact" with them. Posted by: BurtTC at January 09, 2025 12:32 PM (lH8E4) Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 09, 2025 12:32 PM (LN/8G) 255
Heh. ABC's chyrons and bumpers call these "Western Wildfires."
Why not "California Wildfires," or "Los Angeles Wildfires?" Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 09, 2025 12:29 PM (BI5O2) Because it's the west's fault for global warming that causes these fires every year for the last 2000 years. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 12:32 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Hokey Pokey at January 09, 2025 12:32 PM (Lnjzl) 257
like tears ... in .. rain
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 09, 2025 12:33 PM (aD39U) 258
Because “Imagine” which is song that specifically rejects heaven seems like a really stupid choice for the funeral of Carter who claimed Christianity as his faith.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2025 12:33 PM (01r0f) 259
She makes 750,000 dollars a year. With 5 chirrun, she’s gonna need that
Posted by: Common Tater at January 09, 2025 12:33 PM (HGXBy) Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 09, 2025 12:33 PM (lRY8a) 261
On the bright side, at least it was after the holidays...
Posted by: steevy at January 09, 2025 12:33 PM (KQk9m) 262
NY's highest court denied Trump's appeal.. It's up to SCOTUS Not optimistic
Posted by: It's me donna at January 09, 2025 12:16 PM (VE6XX) They'll deny, he'll be 'sentenced', he'll appeal the conviction, it'll be thrown out because it's utter shit, all the judges involved will look like clowns. A day ending in y. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 09, 2025 12:33 PM (ExV1e) 263
Discogs dot com is the Database you want to use, Dan.
Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2025 12:33 PM (oLK8+) 264
Yeah. Nixon had the extraordinary ability to piss off both the Left and the Right.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 09, 2025 12:33 PM (ZmEVT) Posted by: anachronda at January 09, 2025 12:34 PM (v3pYe) 266
You're proof micro-phallus is a thing.
Posted by: 5 1/4 Floppy The Paolo asks, how you say, what is a 'floppy'? Posted by: The Paolo at January 09, 2025 12:34 PM (WXNFJ) Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at January 09, 2025 12:34 PM (k1E2D) 268
How does dismantling us serve long-term business or journalistic goals?
If you were as well-learned as a non-NJ school teacher, it would be easy to figure out: You're a cost that doesn't add to revenue. If you don't bring in the bucks why should you get paid the bucks? This ain't welfare, kiddo. Posted by: GWB at January 09, 2025 12:34 PM (FpZjm) 269
Heh. ABC's chyrons and bumpers call these "Western Wildfires."
By tomorrow, they'll be calling them "Trump's Wildfires". Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 09, 2025 12:34 PM (uxCna) 270
Melania is a classic beauty. She has class and would look great wearing a burlap sack.
Posted by: four seasons at January 09, 2025 * This is truth. Stunning! And from what I have read and heard, a wonderful person. Posted by: Diogenes at January 09, 202 *** I'm reading parts of her memoir, Melania. It's fascinating, but I'd hoped for more detail on how she dealt with setbacks (which she did have in her life), not just "I set forth with confidence that . . ." Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 09, 2025 12:34 PM (J2vNu) 271
See! I was right. It was just a matter of time. Next up? Widening gyros.
Posted by: Yeats at January 09, 2025 12:34 PM (Y6IkP) 272
I was stationed in Cali when Michael Huffington was making his Senate? run. All the libs were screaming bloody murder because he was wealthy and spending a lot on his campaign. Then he lost, pretty handily, as I recall.
Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2025 12:24 PM He tried to buy his seat, carpetbagger extraordinaire. I voted for him but it didn't mean I liked him. Posted by: CaliGirl at January 09, 2025 12:34 PM (Znw75) 273
We can all now try BOLDLY going forwards!
As to AOL, those shrink-wrapped CDs made good coasters and the unwrapped CDs made for techie Xmas tree ornaments. Posted by: Ciampino - You had mail again at January 09, 2025 12:34 PM (i0xsb) 274
Sigh...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 09, 2025 12:31 PM Dude. Have you ever considered letting it run its course, rather than stepping in to clean up? Especially so early in the year, where it minimally impacts your annual CoB Performance Review? Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 09, 2025 12:34 PM (a3Q+t) 275
So many hours of my life lost on the interstate.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 09, 2025 12:32 PM My grandfather was pissed at Carters Federal speed limit. He had the perfect stick cut to length he wedged between the seat and the accelerator pedal in his '59 Rambler. Now he had to cut the stick down and never could get it right. Posted by: Frank Barone at January 09, 2025 12:34 PM (+oR7L) 276
Like the media, we are left-justified again.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 09, 2025 12:34 PM (J2vNu) 277
Because “Imagine” which is song that specifically rejects heaven seems like a really stupid choice for the funeral of Carter who claimed Christianity as his faith.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2025 12:33 PM (01r0f) Seriously, did you expect different? He was a democrat, first and foremost and they are NOT the party of God. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 12:35 PM (Zz0t1) 278
The number of journoliars just exceeds the demand, by far. And all the fake-checkers cannot hide that.
Posted by: Eeyore at January 09, 2025 12:36 PM (1bNHn) 279
252 This talk of 8" floppies proves conclusively that some commenters are, in fact, older than 29.
i got an 8" floppy right here no, i mean, attached to the wall of my cubicle to amuse the young'uns. Posted by: anachronda at January 09, 2025 12:36 PM (v3pYe) 280
Parliament should at least be keeping up appearances like Congress does here.
The British people tend to do their own "inquiries". Posted by: ... at January 09, 2025 12:36 PM (bAusb) 281
Side One of "Close To the Edge" is the greatest 18:39 of music in rock history.
There, I said it. Posted by: BurtTC at January 09, 2025 12:36 PM (lH8E4) 282
Because “Imagine” which is song that specifically rejects heaven seems like a really stupid choice for the funeral of Carter who claimed Christianity as his faith.
On the other hand, "there's no heaven" is apropos for a Jew-hater's funeral. Posted by: Ian S. at January 09, 2025 12:36 PM (2ocoG) 283
Jimmy's scheduling the use of the White House tennis courts in Heaven now.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 09, 2025 12:36 PM (uxCna) Posted by: Hai Kurate at January 09, 2025 12:36 PM (BI5O2) 285
Cue "Still" by Geto Boys
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at January 09, 2025 12:29 PM (mBC4z) You asked for it...... https://youtu.be/eF8c3BjFWsw Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer == thumbs up. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at January 09, 2025 12:36 PM (17s+e) Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 09, 2025 12:37 PM (ZmEVT) 287
Has the pagan rite for Carter ended?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 09, 2025 12:37 PM (aD39U) 288
Some 90s stuff can be REALLY expensive.
Ex. An Original Zoo Pressing of Tool's Aenima will cost you 1k in VG+ - NM shape. Seriously? A digital source pressed to an analog media brings that much? Silly........ Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 12:37 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: anachronda at January 09, 2025 12:37 PM (v3pYe) 290
Also, HuffPost is trash. They're in my Yahoo feed (after I log out of email) and I've never seen something intelligent from them in said feed. If any decent news outlets are quoting their stuff, it's to mock them or Fisk them.
Posted by: GWB at January 09, 2025 12:37 PM (FpZjm) 291
Heh. ABC's chyrons and bumpers call these "Western Wildfires."
-------- Running interference for Newscum Posted by: ... at January 09, 2025 12:37 PM (bAusb) 292
It seems a little blame-shuffling to my own conscience, but...
I curse these political hacks for making me viscerally schadenfreude as much as I do these days. Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2025 12:37 PM (krQz2) 293
Side One of "Close To the Edge" is the greatest 18:39 of music in rock history.
There, I said it. Posted by: BurtTC at January 09, 2025 12:36 PM (lH8E4) Ahem. Posted by: Relayer at January 09, 2025 12:37 PM (aD39U) 294
I missed the 8" floppy somehow. We had magnetic cassettes in 7th grade.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2025 12:38 PM (YeGMU) 295
Jimmy Carters federal speed limit was an abomination.
Posted by: Frank Barone at January 09, 2025 * So many hours of my life lost on the interstate. Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 09, 2025 *** I had just learned to drive (yeah, I did that late), so driving at 55 was not a hardship for me at first. I needed to get used to handling a car at that speed. Later, though, I resented it enormously and, like everybody else, evaded it whenever I could. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 09, 2025 12:38 PM (J2vNu) 296
"In the coming weeks, HuffPost is going to ax upward of one-quarter of our newsroom."
Oh, no Anyway... Posted by: Most People at January 09, 2025 12:38 PM (DobEs) 297
i got an 8" floppy right here
no, i mean, attached to the wall of my cubicle to amuse the young'uns. Posted by: anachronda at January 09, 2025 12:36 PM (v3pYe) Ouch. Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 09, 2025 12:38 PM (aD39U) 298
They'll use this as an excuse to ban AfD.
They already annulled a presidential election in Romania, claiming that the winning conservative candidate had unfairly benefited from TikTok. Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 09, 2025 12:28 PM (uxCna) Fortunately, Europe has zero history of the natives getting annoyed and removing the government vigorously. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 09, 2025 12:38 PM (ExV1e) 299
Even John Lennon had moved on from the world view in Imagine
Posted by: steevy at January 09, 2025 12:38 PM (KQk9m) 300
>>Seriously? A digital source pressed to an analog media brings that much?
Aenima was likely Pro-Tools -> Tape. But, yeah. I think that one saw like 1500 Original Copies pressed...and never re-issued. I bought 3 of those over the years. One at a yard sale for $5! Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2025 12:39 PM (oLK8+) 301
266 You're proof micro-phallus is a thing.
Posted by: 5 1/4 Floppy The Paolo asks, how you say, what is a 'floppy'? Posted by: The Paolo at i once made an ill-fated attempt to popularize "stiffy" for 3.5" floppies. Posted by: anachronda at January 09, 2025 12:39 PM (v3pYe) 302
Sad news.
Hopefully, these poor souls won't have to get real jobs instead of just telling lies all day. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 09, 2025 12:39 PM (Idisy) 303
Folks we have TOP. MEN. Scientists blame a new weather phenomenon dubbed 'hydroclimate WHIPLASH' for California's devastating wildfires – and predict similar events as global warming continues
https://mol.im/a/14266183 Posted by: Ciampino - it's not that CA is a desert at January 09, 2025 12:39 PM (i0xsb) 304
I do remember that when Rush was diagnosed with cancer, Arianna told her people not to gloat about it. I was impressed by that.
Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2025 12:39 PM (77rzZ) 305
208 I'm no expert on parliamentary procedure, but... i'm flummoxed as to how this was even a thing that they would be voting on.
--- It rhymes with voting on whether girls with dicks can compete with and shower with girls with vaginas. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 09, 2025 12:39 PM (kmQ35) 306
Even John Lennon had moved on from the world view in Imagine
Posted by: steevy at January 09, 2025 12:38 PM (KQk9m) Imagine we're all mindless NPC's roaming earth without thoughts or feelings. What a great concept........ Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 12:39 PM (Zz0t1) 307
Arriana Huffington was destroyed by "I could drive my Hummer through it." Her career never recovered from that moment.
Posted by: zombie at January 09, 2025 12:40 PM (pMi6S) 308
This isn't just about Learn to Code. The leftwing propaganda media has done everything it could to starve right-leaning writers of advertising income. They've deliberately worked to make us essentially unemployed.
--- Propaganda in an as-yet-partially-free society will tend to do that. These boot-licker slackers dug their own grave. We can see by California that sympathy only gets so much done. Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2025 12:40 PM (krQz2) 309
Jimmy Carters federal speed limit was an abomination.
Posted by: Frank Barone at January 09, 2025 12:30 PM (+oR7L) So many hours of my life lost on the interstate. Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 09, 2025 12:32 PM (aD39U) So many interactions with law enforcement. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 09, 2025 12:40 PM (ExV1e) 310
Has Global Warming started yet?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 09, 2025 12:40 PM (aD39U) 311
you're gonna need a bigger pita
Posted by: anachronda at January 09, 2025 12:37 PM (v3pYe) I don't think you can get a much bigger pain in the a** than our crop of Progressives. At least without going full Atilla the Hun. Posted by: GWB at January 09, 2025 12:40 PM (FpZjm) 312
Arriana Huffington was destroyed by "I could drive my Hummer through it."
Posted by: zombie at January 09, 2025 12:40 PM (pMi6S) --- Her cooch? Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2025 12:40 PM (krQz2) 313
I think it was either Question Mark or one of the Mysterians that used to crawl 6th Street in Austin constantly asking "got any gum?". It was a tic he couldn't seem to control.
Posted by: DanMan at January 09, 2025 12:40 PM (8uzBS) 314
The problem with Digital Recording isn't the Recording...it's the migration to analog and who does it.
Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2025 12:41 PM (oLK8+) 315
Jimmy Carters federal speed limit was an abomination.
Posted by: Frank Barone at January 09, 2025 12:30 PM (+oR7L) I was on I-25 between Casper and Buffalo WY, where the speed limit is 80mph. There was no traffic, so just for fun I slowed down to 55 mph. My God it sucked. Hell I drive 55 on some of our local arterial roads. Posted by: Pug Mahon, I am joking...mostly at January 09, 2025 12:41 PM (xPJvm) 316
I love the pictures of the narcissist David Muir reporting on the Ali fires - he's standing outside of a charred house wearing a Fire man's jacket (got to act the part!) And he turns to his side and you can see someone has placed clothespins on the back of his jacket to cinch his waist in. Busted. I'm an actor!! He's getting roasted online.
Posted by: Cheri at January 09, 2025 12:41 PM (FGQ5G) 317
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 12:35 PM (Zz0t1)
I doubt Carter made the choice of the song and I dont think God ascribes to any “party”but His own. I know a number of fine Christians who are Democrats. They are just old style liberals . If Carter believed in his heart and confessed with his lips that Jesus is Lord and God raised him from the dead, that to me makes him a Christian. That doesn’t mean I have to agree with all his political views and I didn’t . The choice of the song does not surprise me-no, Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2025 12:41 PM (UUkrH) 318
203 Again, I ask you, O Master of the Universe:
When does life begin? Posted by: Hokey Pokey at January 09, 2025 12:26 PM (Lnjzl) 42 Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 09, 2025 12:41 PM (QGaXH) 319
294 I missed the 8" floppy somehow. We had magnetic cassettes in 7th grade.
well, those 6502 upstarts went straight from cassettes to 5.25" floppies, unlike us z80 adherents. Posted by: anachronda at January 09, 2025 12:41 PM (v3pYe) 320
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i once made an ill-fated attempt to popularize "stiffy" for 3.5" floppies. Posted by: anachronda at January 09, 2025 12:39 PM (v3pYe) ---- That's what they were initially dubbed and we tried to use that but people kept laughing. Posted by: Ciampino - should have gone with diskies at January 09, 2025 12:42 PM (i0xsb) 321
307 Arriana Huffington was destroyed by "I could drive my Hummer through it." Her career never recovered from that moment.
Posted by: zombie at January 09, 2025 12:40 PM (pMi6S) I don't even remember that. I do remember that she was content to be married to a gay dude so long as she thought his political star was rising. You don't often see that level of self-abnegation. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 09, 2025 12:42 PM (Idisy) 322
310 Has Global Warming started yet?
Posted by: Grump928(C) Yes, it started about 12,000 years ago with the end of the most recent Ice Age. Global Warming is real and it's here, baby! Posted by: zombie at January 09, 2025 12:42 PM (pMi6S) 323
Arriana Huffington was destroyed by "I could drive my Hummer through it."
Posted by: zombie at January 09, 2025 12:40 PM (pMi6S) Destroyed? She's worth $100 million. I'd love to be so destroyed. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 12:42 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Hai Kurate at January 09, 2025 12:43 PM (BI5O2) 325
Fen. Logic was never strong with the left, hence imagine fits right in.
Posted by: From about That Time at January 09, 2025 12:43 PM (4780s) 326
If present trends continue, my house will be under a mile of ice by next August.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 09, 2025 12:43 PM (aD39U) 327
They closed the market today; Intel breathes sigh of relief.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 09, 2025 12:43 PM (kmQ35) 328
The left did train and subjugate the MFM dogs. What they they didn't realize is now the news is driven by the internet cats.
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at January 09, 2025 12:43 PM (g8Ew8) 329
Nixon started the 55 mph speed limit in 1974. I was driving home weekends because Dad was terminal, 360 miles each way from NAF DC to Ohio. I was actually making better time because it was easier to dodge the pot holes on the PA turnpike.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 09, 2025 12:44 PM (gm9Sb) 330
Folks we have TOP. MEN. Scientists blame a new weather phenomenon dubbed 'hydroclimate WHIPLASH' for California's devastating wildfires – and predict similar events as global warming continues
So they're predicting that the el nino/la nina pattern will continue as it has for millennia? Bold. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 09, 2025 12:44 PM (ExV1e) 331
326 If present trends continue, my house will be under a mile of ice by next August.
Posted by: Grump928(C) --- Safe from the wildfire vortex. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 09, 2025 12:44 PM (kmQ35) 332
They closed the market today; Intel breathes sigh of relief.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 09, 2025 12:43 PM (kmQ35) I bought Nvidia after market when it got beat down. I hope I didn't fuck up. Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 09, 2025 12:44 PM (aD39U) 333
I do remember that she was content to be married to a gay dude so long as she thought his political star was rising. You don't often see that level of self-abnegation.
Many "elite" marriages are purely transactional. Joe & Jill, Barry & Mike, Bill & Hillary... Posted by: Ian S. at January 09, 2025 12:44 PM (Aqf1y) 334
If today is supposed to be a "National Day of Mourning," then why am I so happy?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at January 09, 2025 12:44 PM (iFTx/) 335
Again, I ask you, O Master of the Universe:
When does life begin? Posted by: Hokey Pokey at January 09, 2025 1 *** When you get your first job where the take-home weekly pay exceeds your rent. (Nowadays that could take decades, of course.) Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 09, 2025 12:44 PM (J2vNu) 336
Well I for one have every bit as much sympathy for these soon to be unemployed journalists as they've shown for coal miners and oil field workers laid off as a result of commiecrat efforts to 'fight' globull warming. Learn to bus tables.
Posted by: PaleRider at January 09, 2025 12:45 PM (CKOCg) 337
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2025 12:41 PM (UUkrH)
Fen, you know I love you, but I really wish you wouldn't give people the benefit of the doubt as often as you do. The left is evil. Those on the left do not deserve the benefit of the doubt about anything. Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2025 12:45 PM (77rzZ) 338
96 Tears
Posted by: Common Tater at January 09, 2025 12:31 PM (HGXBy) Lee Michaels: https://youtu.be/YY9iVKQPeXA Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2025 12:45 PM (8zz6B) 339
They already annulled a presidential election in Romania, claiming that the winning conservative candidate had unfairly benefited from TikTok.
Remember when we used to make fun of banana republics for doing things like this? Posted by: 18-1 at January 09, 2025 12:45 PM (t0Rmr) 340
Imagine we're all mindless NPC's roaming earth without thoughts or feelings. What a great concept........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 12:39 PM (Zz0t1) --- That would be the implication that we are all protoplasm machines.... It would be the implication if our brains were fat-based Turing Machines. You really don't know how pessimistic the idea that we are no more than Turing-Complete is to our state of mind. And yet, if we were Turing Complete and Turing-Halting can be encoded, there is no telling how it can be encoded except as merely a symbol. So how did Alan Turing's process come up with it? If he needed a new symbol to encode it? No matter what "AI" we build in a laboratory, it can never be more than Turing-Complete, because it's built on machines that only have to be Turing-Complete. Thus the *unprovable* speculation is that we are very very likely to be More than Turing-Complete--if machines at all. Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2025 12:45 PM (krQz2) 341
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Jimmy Carters federal speed limit was an abomination. Posted by: Frank Barone at January 09, 2025 12:30 PM (+oR7L) I think it was Nixon that did that after the first oil embargo - I started driving in 1974 and they were already lowered to 55 then. Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 09, 2025 12:45 PM (QGaXH) 342
I bought Nvidia after market when it got beat down. I hope I didn't fuck up.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 09, 2025 12:44 PM (aD39U) It's all just a more elaborate form of chicken shit bingo. Crack a beer and enjoy the show. Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2025 12:45 PM (VoAdT) 343
I doubt Carter made the choice of the song and I dont think God ascribes to any “party”but His own. I know a number of fine Christians who are Democrats. They are just old style liberals . If Carter believed in his heart and confessed with his lips that Jesus is Lord and God raised him from the dead, that to me makes him a Christian. That doesn’t mean I have to agree with all his political views and I didn’t .
The choice of the song does not surprise me-no, Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2025 12:41 PM (UUkrH) The problem with people like Carter, who like the rest of us will be judged in the next life, is that they leave a legacy that allows people to assess what they did in this one. He is left wanting. If anyone takes a genuine look at who he was, how he behaved, and the fact he spent the last several decades pretending to be someone he's not. He was a low, shallow, vindictive narcissist. Unfortunately, a set of qualities that describe many Democrat politicians. We get to talk about it, because he chose to put himself out there. Doesn't mean anyone is trying to judge his eternal soul. Posted by: BurtTC at January 09, 2025 12:46 PM (lH8E4) 344
The US Postal service isn't pushing the envelope today.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2025 12:46 PM (YeGMU) 345
258 Because “Imagine” which is song that specifically rejects heaven seems like a really stupid choice for the funeral of Carter who claimed Christianity as his faith.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2025 12:33 PM (01r0f) Lennon has discovered that there is a Hell, and it is an eternity of him thinking that he will be jamming with Chuck Berry but Satan switches Chuck out with Yoko at the last minute so that Lennon is now subjected to the hell that is Yoko singing Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at January 09, 2025 12:46 PM (k1E2D) 346
Well I for one have every bit as much sympathy for these soon to be unemployed journalists as they've shown for coal miners and oil field workers laid off as a result of commiecrat efforts to 'fight' globull warming. Learn to bus tables.
Oh I think a bunch of them are going to start with things like OnlyFans. Posted by: 18-1 at January 09, 2025 12:46 PM (t0Rmr) 347
Huffington Post To Lay Off More than One Quarter of Its Propagandists
That's tragic. So what ever happened with the chimpanzee wearing a pink tutu alongside a road? Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at January 09, 2025 12:46 PM (4XwPj) 348
If present trends continue, my house will be under a mile of ice by next August.
Posted by: Grump928(C) --- Only if you have a blue roof! </whimsy> Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2025 12:47 PM (krQz2) 349
hydroclimate whiplash eh. Cuz Santa Ana winds sounds racist to them I suppose.
Posted by: PaleRider at January 09, 2025 12:47 PM (CKOCg) 350
330 Folks we have TOP. MEN. Scientists blame a new weather phenomenon dubbed 'hydroclimate WHIPLASH' for California's devastating wildfires – and predict similar events as global warming continues
So they're predicting that the el nino/la nina pattern will continue as it has for millennia? Bold. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 09, 2025 12:44 PM (ExV1e) Yeah, I gotta admit I'm laughin at all the people who are suddenly surprised by all this... the winds and fires are nothing new... just a bit bigger this year due to Political mismanagement, and the Insurance crises. Which, are both man made crises... not caused by nature... You know... Mom Nature, the bitch who is ALWAYS trying to kill us. Posted by: Romeo13 at January 09, 2025 12:47 PM (QAkQ3) 351
I bought Nvidia after market when it got beat down. I hope I didn't fuck up.
Posted by: Grump928(C) --- They are a big player. Buy on the dips. https://tinyurl.com/akpah5d7 Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 09, 2025 12:47 PM (kmQ35) 352
Jimmy Carter trying to get us on the Metric System was an abomination as well. Posted by: Frank Barone at January 09, 2025 12:47 PM (+oR7L) 353
Breaking: Carter is still mort.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 09, 2025 12:48 PM (i24o9) 354
Misseed Opportunity for them: PPV smackdown of the EvilDocktor's...
https://tinyurl.com/EvilDoktor-MichelleO https://tinyurl.com/EvilDoktor-JILLtheApprentice Michelle.O did not attend funeral, because EvilDoktorJILL will not allow any black female within arm's reach of IceKingJOE... Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at January 09, 2025 12:48 PM (crjr1) 355
Space Balls > Journalists
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2025 12:48 PM (3NsUs) 356
212 osted by: 3.5" discettes at January 09, 2025 12:24 PM (a3Q+t)
You're proof micro-phallus is a thing. Posted by: 5 1/4 Floppy at January 09, 2025 12:26 PM Pfft. Posted by: 8.5" floppy discs at January 09, 2025 12:27 PM (a3Q+t) ————- I was an engineer at the Sony plant that made 3.5” diskettes. About 3 to 4 million a month went to AOL. Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 09, 2025 12:48 PM (UAHkZ) 357
321 307 Arriana Huffington was destroyed by "I could drive my Hummer through it." Her career never recovered from that moment.
Posted by: zombie at January 09, 2025 12:40 PM (pMi6S) I don't even remember that. I do remember that she was content to be married to a gay dude so long as she thought his political star was rising. You don't often see that level of self-abnegation. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls In the candidates debate for the 2003 California governor's race (one of the most entertaining elections in American history), Arrianna Huffington was in the lead and was expected to win -- until Arnold took a verbal potshot at her for cheating on her taxes -- "Your personal income tax had the biggest loophole. I could drive my Hummer through it." The audience roared with laughter and the next day Arnold rocketed to first place in the polls.From that moment on her numbers plummeted. Boom, career over. To this day, whenever many Californians hear the word "Huffington," the immediately reply is, "I could drive my Hummer through it!" Posted by: zombie at January 09, 2025 12:48 PM (pMi6S) 358
Breaking: Carter is still mort.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 09, 2025 12:48 PM (i24o9) How's John McCain faring these days? Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 12:49 PM (Zz0t1) 359
Jimmy Carter trying to get us on the Metric System was an abomination as well.
Posted by: Frank Barone Yeah, I remember having that crap shoved down my throat in elementary school. Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2025 12:49 PM (77rzZ) 360
I bought Nvidia after market when it got beat down. I hope I didn't fuck up.
I enjoy this guy's analysis of tech stocks: https://irrationalanalysis.substack.com/ Not enough to actually do anything he says, mind you, but he has a lot of entertaining and interesting takes. It's written by a Silicon Valley engineer who likes to trade stocks, so the analysis is very much from that angle, with snark and memes thrown in. Posted by: Ian S. at January 09, 2025 12:49 PM (KLKSV) 361
The two songs on the radio in the car that were immediately turned off when they came on: "Imagine" and "Piano Man" The two songs ripped to full volume with the windows open: "Born to be Wild" and "Do the Tighten up." Posted by: Auspex at January 09, 2025 12:49 PM (j4U/Z) 362
Hey, you know that coding and open borders you guys at HuffPost love so much?
Welcome to the consequences of your values! Foreigners are coding AI that replaces you!! How does that feel? Any strange, new empathy for manufacturing and mining people you gleefully promoted putting out of a job or nah??? Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2025 12:49 PM (Hkcdp) 363
The good ol' days of Huffpost, when Greg Gutfeld would post jokes and commentary on his personal page every day.
Posted by: mrp at January 09, 2025 12:49 PM (rj6Yv) 364
They already annulled a presidential election in Romania, claiming that the winning conservative candidate had unfairly benefited from TikTok.
--------- Remember when we used to make fun of banana republics for doing things like this? Posted by: 18-1 at January 09, 2025 12:45 PM (t0Rmr) And if there is to be a reckoning here too, it should be noted "banana republics" were called banana republics, less due to the fact the locals were a bunch of fruits, but more because WE, and our big fruit corps, would annul elections, if Dole decided they didn't like the outcomes. Posted by: BurtTC at January 09, 2025 12:49 PM (lH8E4) 365
I'd think they would be scaling up with the incoming "Hitler" regime coming in.
Posted by: SMOD at January 09, 2025 12:49 PM (RHGPo) 366
No matter what "AI" we build in a laboratory, it can never be more than Turing-Complete, because it's built on machines that only have to be Turing-Complete.
Thus the *unprovable* speculation is that we are very very likely to be More than Turing-Complete--if machines at all. Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2025 12:45 PM You have to understand recursion to understand recursion. Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 09, 2025 12:49 PM (a3Q+t) 367
I was an engineer at the Sony plant that made 3.5” diskettes. About 3 to 4 million a month went to AOL.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 09, 2025 12:48 PM (UAHkZ) So they could either be reformatted for other use, or wind up in a landfill. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 12:50 PM (Zz0t1) 368
I bought Nvidia after market when it got beat down. I hope I didn't fuck up.
Posted by: Grump928(C) --- They are a big player. Buy on the dips. https://tinyurl.com/akpah5d7 Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 09, 2025 12:47 PM (kmQ35) They have been cyclic and a flight-to-quality stock when the hightechs go rocky. I like cyclic. Cyclic is a friend of mine. Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 09, 2025 12:50 PM (aD39U) 369
In the coming weeks, HuffPost is going to ax upward of one-quarter of our newsroom.
------ What will they be axin about Posted by: ... at January 09, 2025 12:50 PM (bAusb) 370
323 Arriana Huffington was destroyed by "I could drive my Hummer through it."
Posted by: zombie at January 09, 2025 12:40 PM (pMi6S) Destroyed? She's worth $100 million. I'd love to be so destroyed. Posted by: Sponge Her political career was destroyed. She got to keeo her ill-gotten fortune. Posted by: zombie at January 09, 2025 12:50 PM (pMi6S) Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2025 12:50 PM (fV+MH) Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at January 09, 2025 12:50 PM (c0tJM) 373
6 Tears
Posted by: Common Tater at January 09, 2025 12:31 PM (HGXBy) Lee Michaels: https://youtu.be/YY9iVKQPeXA Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2025 12:45 PM (8zz6B) The only Lee Michaels song you'll ever need, do you know what I mean? Posted by: naturalfake at January 09, 2025 12:50 PM (iJfKG) 374
but more because WE, and our big fruit corps, would annul elections, if Dole decided they didn't like the outcomes. /i]
Yeah but it is the same group of people that currently control the US government that did this in Romania too... Posted by: 18-1 at January 09, 2025 12:50 PM (t0Rmr) 375
Speaking of essentially unemployed bloggers and new media reporters, do they get any income from these intrusive and questionable-looking ads that clutter up the place? Those ads are so spammy that it seems they would actually sneak into websites without permission or payment.
Posted by: Emmie at January 09, 2025 12:51 PM (Sf2cq) 376
Breaking: Jimmy Carter is still dead.
Posted by: Francisco Franco at January 09, 2025 12:51 PM (2UnvF) 377
Of course.
>>@realchrisrufo >>The LA Fire Department's strategic plan made "DEI" and a "progressive work environment" two of their top three priorities—regarding them as more important than "technological innovations" and "disaster recovery capabilities," which it ranked last. Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2025 12:51 PM (LkLld) 378
Fen, you know I love you, but I really wish you wouldn't give people the benefit of the doubt as often as you do. The left is evil. Those on the left do not deserve the benefit of the doubt about anything.
Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2025 12:45 PM (77rzZ) "Benefit of the doubt" is the primary route to power for the left. So I agree with you. Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at January 09, 2025 12:51 PM (g8Ew8) 379
Orange Man Fascist not selling anymore?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2025 12:52 PM (ynpvh) 380
315 Jimmy Carters federal speed limit was an abomination.
Posted by: Frank Barone at January 09, 2025 12:30 PM (+oR7L) ---- The 55mph went into effect in 1974 - now some simple arithmetic will show that was during Nixon/Ford era? Posted by: Ciampino - Cheetahs got tickets? at January 09, 2025 12:52 PM (i0xsb) 381
With Huffington Post on your resume, I have no doubt you can find employment in the Hospitality or Food Services Industry.
Posted by: JB1000 at January 09, 2025 12:52 PM (agR+u) 382
Her political career was destroyed. She got to keeo her ill-gotten fortune. Posted by: zombie at January 09, 2025 12:50 PM (pMi6S) Oh. She pulled a Clayton Williams. "It's kinda like rape. Nothing you can do about it, so you might as well lay back and enjoy it." Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 12:52 PM (Zz0t1) 383
Space Balls entertained 10's of people.
Far more than journalists. Posted by: eleven I dunno. I found Wolf Blitzer's getting beaten by that schlub on Jeopardy! to be hilarious. Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2025 12:52 PM (77rzZ) 384
You have to understand recursion to understand recursion.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 09, 2025 12:49 PM (a3Q+t) Ah, back in the day, recursion and pointers were two concepts that winnowed the ranks of the CS majors. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 09, 2025 12:52 PM (ExV1e) 385
OT: What the F is wrong with the UK Gov't? Are they intimately involved in the muzzie rape gang victims? Why are they covering up these evil acts?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2025 12:52 PM (ynpvh) 386
381 With Huffington Post on your resume, I have no doubt you can find employment in the Hospitality or Food Services Industry.
Posted by: JB1000 at January 09, 2025 12:52 PM (agR+u) No way. I'd send them back to scrub the shitter and they'd somehow make it more filthy than when they started. Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2025 12:53 PM (VoAdT) 387
Three inch floppies don't do much for me.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at January 09, 2025 12:53 PM (DobEs) 388
Carter was elected in 1976 iirc.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2025 12:53 PM (YeGMU) 389
The BEST and only enjoying thing about the Huff Post was Gutfelds secret blog, where he dispensed workout tips and other silliness.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2025 12:53 PM (Hkcdp) 390
I am on a game livestream, and someone is bitching about Trump showing up to Carter's funeral. And if he didn't, they'd be bitching about that, too.
Leftists would bitch if they were hung a new rope. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 09, 2025 12:53 PM (i24o9) 391
Fascist propagandists losing their sinecures? Oh shucks. Oh darn. Oh gosh.
Posted by: Heavens to Betsy, even. at January 09, 2025 12:53 PM (ybSPO) 392
287 Has the pagan rite for Carter ended?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 09, 2025 12:37 PM (aD39U) No, it ends with the ceremonial inserting of a cigar into a young girl's scamper by Billy Jeff. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at January 09, 2025 12:53 PM (k1E2D) 393
but more because WE, and our big fruit corps, would annul elections, if Dole decided they didn't like the outcomes. /i]
----------- Yeah but it is the same group of people that currently control the US government that did this in Romania too... Posted by: 18-1 at January 09, 2025 12:50 PM (t0Rmr) No doubt. The Eee Ewe is an American vassal entity. Fascists, installed to please Washington DC, while pretending to stick their noses in the air to all things American. Posted by: BurtTC at January 09, 2025 12:54 PM (lH8E4) 394
In the coming weeks, HuffPost is going to ax upward of one-quarter of our newsroom.
------ What will they be axin about Posted by: ... at January 09, 2025 *** "The shark axed, The whale axed, And the barracuda axed me too!" Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 09, 2025 12:54 PM (J2vNu) 395
Oh I think a bunch of them are going to start with things like OnlyFans.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 09, 2025 12:46 PM (t0Rmr) I'd think OnlyFans is pretty crowded by now and soy boys and pudgy Karens will probably not do well. But perhaps there is enough kink audience, these soon to be ex journalists have shown a willingness to debase themselves in general. Posted by: PaleRider at January 09, 2025 12:54 PM (CKOCg) 396
387 Three inch floppies don't do much for me.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at January 09, 2025 12:53 PM (DobEs) Then you'll really hate the microdrives... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2025 12:54 PM (ynpvh) 397
OT: What the F is wrong with the UK Gov't? Are they intimately involved in the muzzie rape gang victims? Why are they covering up these evil acts?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2025 12:52 PM (ynpvh) Because the police knew, for years, and did nothing, for years, and the government neither wants to admit that nor name names. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 09, 2025 12:55 PM (ExV1e) 398
Carter was elected in 1976 iirc.
Posted by: Boss Moss Yes. 5th-grade joke: "Why aren't they celebrating Christmas in Plains, Georgia this year?" "Because they sent their turkey to Washington." Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2025 12:55 PM (77rzZ) 399
OT: What the F is wrong with the UK Gov't? Are they intimately involved in the muzzie rape gang victims? Why are they covering up these evil acts?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2025 12:52 PM (ynpvh) Keir Stormfront is an evil monster. That's why. Posted by: BurtTC at January 09, 2025 12:55 PM (lH8E4) 400
Yeah, I remember having that crap shoved down my throat in elementary school.
Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2025 12:49 PM (77rzZ) ------------ Was metric before or after "The New Math?" Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 09, 2025 12:55 PM (tT6L1) 401
Old Blighty is lost. Pray we aren't next.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 09, 2025 12:56 PM (a3Q+t) 402
OT: What the F is wrong with the UK Gov't? Are they intimately involved in the muzzie rape gang victims? Why are they covering up these evil acts?[i/]
I saw it reported its because 140,000 victims, 4 million muzzies - its a vote thing Posted by: DanMan at January 09, 2025 12:56 PM (8uzBS) 403
385 OT: What the F is wrong with the UK Gov't? Are they intimately involved in the muzzie rape gang victims? Why are they covering up these evil acts?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) The current Prime Minister was, previously, the lead government attorney coordinating the cover-up of the mass-rapes, the demonization and persecution of the victims, and arranged the immunity and non-prosecution of the perpetrators. He is amongst the biggest scumbags in British history, responsible for hundreds of thousands of child-rapes. Not a joke. Posted by: zombie at January 09, 2025 12:56 PM (pMi6S) 404
The monkeys axxed
The tigers axxed... Posted by: At the Audubon Zoo! at January 09, 2025 12:56 PM (DobEs) 405
IBM DS/DD 8" floppies were the bomb back in the day.
Posted by: mrp at January 09, 2025 12:56 PM (rj6Yv) 406
Jim, pretty sure they don’t want it investigated now is because a lot of them were involved in the policies that allowed it. Iirc, Keir Starmet was a prosecutor who chose to do n. This is CYA, big time.
Now an explanation as to why they let this happen for decades. . . ? I have no idea. It is so evil it is beyond comprehension. Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2025 12:56 PM (Hkcdp) 407
387 Three inch floppies don't do much for me.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at January 09, 2025 12:53 PM (DobEs) At this point a nuclear power plant control rod assembly wouldn't do much for you. Or telephone poles. Posted by: Carvernous is an understatement at January 09, 2025 12:56 PM (ybSPO) 408
rut roh!
Posted by: DanMan at January 09, 2025 12:56 PM (8uzBS) 409
I have a Starret center punch
Posted by: Accomack at January 09, 2025 12:22 PM (G2REX) Of all the tools that would justify the Starret quality and price, you pick the center punch. I guess that's okay. I have a BMW knapsack. Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 09, 2025 12:57 PM (FCbAQ) 410
I saw it reported its because 140,000 victims, 4 million muzzies - its a vote thing
Posted by: DanMan at January 09, 2025 12:56 PM (8uzBS) If only that were the case. It's far more sinister than a numbers game. Posted by: ... at January 09, 2025 12:57 PM (bAusb) 411
Look at Jug Ears yucking it up with Literally Hitler.
Posted by: one hour sober at January 09, 2025 12:57 PM (Y1sOo) 412
399 OT: What the F is wrong with the UK Gov't? Are they intimately involved in the muzzie rape gang victims? Why are they covering up these evil acts?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2025 12:52 PM (ynpvh) Keir Stormfront is an evil monster. That's why. Posted by: BurtTC at January 09, 2025 12:55 PM (lH8E4) They threaten relations unless Trump ditches Musk. How much aid do we give them? Maybe we should withdraw all funding (including military and NATO) until they investigate the rapes of over 1 million girls by muzzie rape gangs... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2025 12:57 PM (ynpvh) 413
So they could either be reformatted for other use, or wind up in a landfill.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 12:50 PM (Zz0t1) ———- We made it all. VHS, Beta, audio, 8mm, LTO backup, diskette and even Umatic. Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 09, 2025 12:57 PM (UAHkZ) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 09, 2025 12:57 PM (kmQ35) 415
if Bill Kristol praises your work, is it really a Republican doing it....?
Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 09, 2025 12:57 PM (ky8PV) 416
IBM DS/DD 8" floppies were the bomb back in the day.
Posted by: mrp at January 09, 2025 12:56 PM (rj6Yv) They made excellent impromptu Chinese throwing stars. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 09, 2025 12:57 PM (i24o9) 417
OT: What the F is wrong with the UK Gov't? Are they intimately involved in the muzzie rape gang victims? Why are they covering up these evil acts?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) -------------------- The politicians know that if the truth gets out, they'll be hunted in the streets. Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 09, 2025 12:57 PM (2UnvF) 418
>>Keir Stormfront is an evil monster. That's why.
Every single open borders leader denies the immigrants they allow to flow into their country commit crimes. Only about 50 Democrats in the House voted to approve the Laken Reilly bill which calls for deporting illegals accused of committing crimes. They are all evil. Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2025 12:57 PM (LkLld) 419
400 Yeah, I remember having that crap shoved down my throat in elementary school.
Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2025 12:49 PM (77rzZ) ------------ Was metric before or after "The New Math?" Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 09, 2025 12:55 PM (tT6L1) The flash cards were lit! A small lighter worked really well. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2025 12:57 PM (ynpvh) 420
The only Lee Michaels song you'll ever need, do you know what I mean?
Posted by: naturalfake at January 09, 2025 12:50 PM (iJfKG) But it's a gooder. With nice bombastic organ breaks. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2025 12:57 PM (8zz6B) 421
Trump needs to give Gaylord a wedgie
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2025 12:58 PM (3NsUs) 422
It really is amazing. They seem to lack even the most rudimentary understanding of how the world works, yet presume to lecture us on it.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 09, 2025 12:08 PM (xCA6C) Okay, full disclosure. I've been a housewife my entire adult life. I've had the occasional short-lived part time job, but never anything our survival depended on. But even I paid attention in Economics enough to understand more about how things work than these credentialed doofuses. Plus, y'all have been such an education with your expertise and wide-spread knowlege. So, very grateful. Posted by: sal at January 09, 2025 12:58 PM (f+FmA) 423
We made it all. VHS, Beta, audio, 8mm, LTO backup, diskette and even Umatic. Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 09, 2025 12:57 PM (UAHkZ) I've used 5 in that list. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 12:58 PM (Zz0t1) 424
I'd think OnlyFans is pretty crowded by now and soy boys and pudgy Karens will probably not do well. But perhaps there is enough kink audience, these soon to be ex journalists have shown a willingness to debase themselves in general.
Posted by: PaleRider at January 09, 2025 12:54 PM (CKOCg) Lots of young women join OnlyFans thinking they'll become millionaires because OF and the media hype up the few who did. The average income, however, is $150/month. So they've (likely) made their lives worse for nothing. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 09, 2025 12:58 PM (ExV1e) Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at January 09, 2025 12:58 PM (et1vG) 426
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Her political career was destroyed. She got to keeo her ill-gotten fortune. Posted by: zombie at January 09, 2025 12:50 PM (pMi6S) Oh. She pulled a Clayton Williams. "It's kinda like rape. Nothing you can do about it, so you might as well lay back and enjoy it." Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 12:52 PM (Zz0t1) Except he only said the punchline, not the whole joke. The "journalists" added the "context" for him and blasted it far and wide in order to give us Ma Richards. Posted by: goozer at January 09, 2025 12:58 PM (mGbAH) 427
403 385 OT: What the F is wrong with the UK Gov't? Are they intimately involved in the muzzie rape gang victims? Why are they covering up these evil acts?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) The current Prime Minister was, previously, the lead government attorney coordinating the cover-up of the mass-rapes, the demonization and persecution of the victims, and arranged the immunity and non-prosecution of the perpetrators. He is amongst the biggest scumbags in British history, responsible for hundreds of thousands of child-rapes. Not a joke. Posted by: zombie at January 09, 2025 12:56 PM (pMi6S) And with no freedom of speech over there, you can be jailed indefinitely for telling the Truth, just like you can be jailed for silently praying in your head. Seems like UK needs a revolution... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2025 12:58 PM (ynpvh) 428
Was metric before or after "The New Math?"
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 09, 2025 12:55 PM Before. TNM was in the late '50s to early '70s. Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 09, 2025 12:59 PM (a3Q+t) 429
Trump needs to give Gaylord a wedgie
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2025 12:58 PM (3NsUs) Meh. He's a global business man. He can sit with Satan and crack wise. It's what he does the afternoon of Jan 20th that counts. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 12:59 PM (Zz0t1) 430
I was an engineer at the Sony plant that made 3.5” diskettes. About 3 to 4 million a month went to AOL.
----- So they could either be reformatted for other use, or wind up in a landfill. I don't actually remember AOL being distributed on floppy but I remember people making windchimes out of AOL CDs. I also remember them being distributed in really nice metal boxes that had to cost like 10X the cost of the CD. Posted by: Oddbob at January 09, 2025 12:59 PM (/y8xj) 431
403 385 OT: What the F is wrong with the UK Gov't? Are they intimately involved in the muzzie rape gang victims? Why are they covering up these evil acts?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) The current Prime Minister was, previously, the lead government attorney coordinating the cover-up of the mass-rapes, the demonization and persecution of the victims, and arranged the immunity and non-prosecution of the perpetrators. He is amongst the biggest scumbags in British history, responsible for hundreds of thousands of child-rapes. Not a joke. Posted by: zombie at January 09, 2025 12:56 PM (pMi6S) Yep. He's basically an accessory. Posted by: Deserves drawing and quartering at January 09, 2025 01:00 PM (ybSPO) 432
Except he only said the punchline, not the whole joke. The "journalists" added the "context" for him and blasted it far and wide in order to give us Ma Richards. Posted by: goozer at January 09, 2025 12:58 PM (mGbAH) True. But he's the dumbass that threw that down at a MEDIA EVENT. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 01:00 PM (Zz0t1) 433
Now an explanation as to why they let this happen for decades. . . ? I have no idea. It is so evil it is beyond comprehension.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2025 12:56 PM (Hkcdp) I have seen it said that the UK is very class-conscious and no girls from quality families were affected so they didn't care enough to protect them. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 09, 2025 01:00 PM (ExV1e) 434
When I took my required Fortran course at THE Ohio State University, the storage media were 80 column Hollerith cards. That taught me to be very careful with my program debugging because editing was a major PITA.
Posted by: mrp at January 09, 2025 01:00 PM (rj6Yv) 435
Can they get jobs molesting kids?
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at January 09, 2025 12:58 PM (et1vG) I'm sure they could get teaching or ordination certificates. Posted by: Doesn't take much at January 09, 2025 01:01 PM (ybSPO) 436
OT: What the F is wrong with the UK Gov't? Are they intimately involved in the muzzie rape gang victims? Why are they covering up these evil acts?
Posted by: jim Yes they are. Pakistanis are very loyal labour voters. In the past, labour has actively hidden the crimes, and some of their employees in their CPS were actively finding girls for the pakis to rape. Additionally, labour sent out a memo to all districts telling them to not prosecute or publicize the fact that pakis were raping thousands of girls. Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 09, 2025 01:01 PM (lTGtQ) 437
Now an explanation as to why they let this happen for decades. . . ? I have no idea. It is so evil it is beyond comprehension.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2025 12:56 PM (Hkcdp) Not that I really want to spend too much time thinking about this monstrosity, but... which is worse? The evil of the people actually doing this stuff, or the evil of the people who know it's going on, are in the position entrusted with the monopoly of force to stop it, and look the other way because they simply don't want to stop it? Evil is evil, and will always be with us, but these somehow seem like two different species of evil, with the latter being somehow worse. A sick animal is a sick animal and needs to be put down. But if you found out the local zookeeper was intentionally buying in sick animals and letting them out at night, and then fighting tooth and nail against Animal Control doing their jobs... going on kafkaesque gaslight campaigns against anyone who speaks out... Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2025 01:01 PM (VoAdT) 438
They threaten relations unless Trump ditches Musk. How much aid do we give them? Maybe we should withdraw all funding (including military and NATO) until they investigate the rapes of over 1 million girls by muzzie rape gangs...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2025 12:57 PM (ynpvh) His party literally sent 50 people to support Kamala in the election... blatant Election interference... yet I don't see any charges being filed, at least yet. Posted by: Romeo13 at January 09, 2025 01:01 PM (QAkQ3) Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 09, 2025 01:02 PM (J2vNu) 440
Jim, pretty sure they don’t want it investigated now is because a lot of them were involved in the policies that allowed it. Iirc, Keir Starmet was a prosecutor who chose to do n. This is CYA, big time.
Now an explanation as to why they let this happen for decades. . . ? I have no idea. It is so evil it is beyond comprehension. Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2025 12:56 PM (Hkcdp) Things like Epstein's info would probably reveal a lot about this, as would the whereabouts of the missing children coming over our border. Like the Chinese, I think a lot of the muslim world has figured out that "war is for suckers" esp when you can bribe the betters of practically every nation with cash and perversion. Can you imagine what a deep audit and investigation of Starmet might expose? Posted by: naturalfake at January 09, 2025 01:02 PM (iJfKG) 441
433 Now an explanation as to why they let this happen for decades. . . ? I have no idea. It is so evil it is beyond comprehension.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2025 12:56 PM (Hkcdp) I have seen it said that the UK is very class-conscious and no girls from quality families were affected so they didn't care enough to protect them. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 09, 2025 01:00 PM (ExV1e) Immobilized in cages with sandflies around their faces is too good of a punishment for all those evil politicians and rapists... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2025 01:02 PM (ynpvh) 442
I got UCSD Pascal in high school.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2025 01:02 PM (YeGMU) 443
No doubt. The Eee Ewe is an American vassal entity.
Nah, it was originally a means for Germany and their compliant friends in France to control Europe without messy blitzkriegs and stuff that might attract American attention. Then it got overrun with communists, Karens, and WEF types. So it's controlled by the same types that control the US, but it's not actually controlled by the US. Posted by: Ian S. at January 09, 2025 01:03 PM (NqGS/) 444
England is the reason we have a 2nd Ammendment.
They continue to prove why it's a good thing. Posted by: Reforger at January 09, 2025 01:03 PM (xcIvR) 445
My news aggregate displayed a picture of Pence and Donald Trump shaking hands at the Carter funeral.
Posted by: mrp at January 09, 2025 01:04 PM (rj6Yv) 446
When I took my required Fortran course at THE Ohio State University, the storage media were 80 column Hollerith cards. That taught me to be very careful with my program debugging because editing was a major PITA.
Posted by: mrp at January 09, 2025 *** I've occasionally wished I'd gone into the computer field in the '70s so I could have earned some really good money. Then I take a look at a punch card and lie down until the fantasy goes away. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 09, 2025 01:04 PM (J2vNu) 447
404 The monkeys axxed
The tigers axxed... Posted by: At the Audubon Zoo! Well now they even inquired about you! Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at January 09, 2025 01:04 PM (FltRY) 448
They wouldn't be laying off staff if they were a real news organization rather than a bunch of liberal propaganda mouthpieces.
Posted by: Archer at January 09, 2025 01:04 PM (IDphi) 449
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2025 01:01 PM (VoAdT)
Well, the rapists should be executed via impalement but for the government people we should be cruel. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 09, 2025 01:04 PM (ExV1e) 450
When I took my required Fortran course at THE Ohio State University, the storage media were 80 column Hollerith cards. That taught me to be very careful with my program debugging because editing was a major PITA.
Posted by: mrp at January 09, 2025 01:00 PM At a conference talk once, the presenter showed a picture of two punch card decks, and asked the 300+ people present which one was 'written' by a professional programmer. I was the only one who knew. Both had marker designs drawn on the top edge. One was secured by one rubber band, the other by three. It was the three bander that was professional. Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 09, 2025 01:05 PM (a3Q+t) 451
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2025 01:01 PM (VoAdT)
Prejudice... ie Pre Judgement... bad... making an uninformed Judgement... yeah... bad... Judice... Judgement... Good. We HAVE to make judgements, but we should do it when we have studied the issues... and understand the consequences. well... I've studied the Koran, I've read it cover to cover.. and I've seen what it leads to worldwide, things that are not compatible with my American Beliefs. So, anyone who chooses to practice that religion, is, IMO, not to be trusted and I don't want them as neighbors. But that is not Prejudice... but Judice. Posted by: Romeo13 at January 09, 2025 01:05 PM (QAkQ3) 452
You have to understand recursion to understand recursion.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 09, 2025 12:49 PM (a3Q+t) --- Isomorphically, Recursion = The turtle under this one. Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2025 01:05 PM (krQz2) 453
449 Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2025 01:01 PM (VoAdT)
Well, the rapists should be executed via impalement but for the government people we should be cruel. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 09, 2025 01:04 PM (ExV1e) Remove all their wealth and possessions. Castrate them. Let them enjoy some rendition in the third-world shithole before being placed upside down while being sawed, alive. The old ways are best as an example to others... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2025 01:06 PM (ynpvh) 454
My news aggregate displayed a picture of Pence and Donald Trump shaking hands at the Carter funeral.
Posted by: mrp at January 09, 2025 01:04 PM (rj6Yv) Don asked Pence how unemployment was treating him. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 09, 2025 01:06 PM (ExV1e) 455
At a conference talk once, the presenter showed a picture of two punch card decks, and asked the 300+ people present which one was 'written' by a professional programmer. I was the only one who knew.
Both had marker designs drawn on the top edge. One was secured by one rubber band, the other by three. It was the three bander that was professional. Posted by: Duncanthrax Ever see someone drop a tray full of punch cards on the night before finals? Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 09, 2025 01:06 PM (lTGtQ) 456
Entirely too plausible:
@TheBabylonBee 3m Biden Comforts Fire Victims By Telling About How He Once Ordered A Steak Medium But It Was Served Well Done Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 09, 2025 01:06 PM (IG4Id) 457
Before. TNM was in the late '50s to early '70s.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 09, 2025 *** My schools must have been pushing that, then, but I don't recall anyone ever telling us it was that. Somehow I came out of it with a knowledge of my times tables and the ability to do basic arithmetic, so I guess it didn't hurt me. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 09, 2025 01:06 PM (J2vNu) 458
His party literally sent 50 people to support Kamala in the election... blatant Election interference... yet I don't see any charges being filed, at least yet.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 09, 2025 01:01 PM (QAkQ3) Minor point of order - it was about 100 slimy Limey Labourites. Posted by: mrp at January 09, 2025 01:06 PM (rj6Yv) 459
"When I took my required Fortran course at THE Ohio State University, the storage media were 80 column Hollerith cards. That taught me to be very careful with my program debugging because editing was a major PITA."
I recently heard that the reason bug fixes are still called "patches" is because back in the day they would literally patch over the holes in those punch cards. Posted by: Qwinn at January 09, 2025 01:06 PM (I3XdN) 460
WaPo laid off 4% recently. I don’t think k it made much if any news.
May they all die a horrible death living under a bridge. Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 09, 2025 01:07 PM (BqIHC) 461
454 My news aggregate displayed a picture of Pence and Donald Trump shaking hands at the Carter funeral.
Posted by: mrp at January 09, 2025 01:04 PM (rj6Yv) Don asked Pence how unemployment was treating him. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 09, 2025 01:06 PM (ExV1e) "Mike, you read to meet Jimmy?" Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2025 01:07 PM (ynpvh) 462
405 IBM DS/DD 8" floppies were the bomb back in the day.
Posted by: mrp at January 09, 2025 12:56 PM (rj6Yv) ---- I still have a few as well as lots of new & used 5.25" and 3.5". Posted by: Ciampino - & the drives to read them at January 09, 2025 01:07 PM (i0xsb) 463
Ah Fortran. I remember my struggles with that at The University of Utah in the mid 1970's. Yikes.
Posted by: Archer at January 09, 2025 01:08 PM (IDphi) 464
So, is it a bad thing if every time I see a Picture from the Carter funeral... my internal Soundtrack plays...
Another one bites the dust.... duh duh duh... another one bites the dust... and.. another one... Posted by: Romeo13 at January 09, 2025 01:08 PM (QAkQ3) 465
460 WaPo laid off 4% recently. I don’t think k it made much if any news.
May they all die a horrible death living under a bridge. Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 09, 2025 01:07 PM (BqIHC) $20, same as in town... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2025 01:08 PM (ynpvh) 466
So, anyone who chooses to practice that religion, is, IMO, not to be trusted and I don't want them as neighbors.
But that is not Prejudice... but Judice. Posted by: Romeo13 at January 09, 2025 01:05 PM (QAkQ3) --- Also, Judaism: Keep it in your pants. Christianity: Keep it in your pants. Islam: ... Also Islam: Orgy in Paradise Probability is likely that Islam is NOT an "Abrahamic Religion". Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2025 01:08 PM (krQz2) 467
So, anyone who chooses to practice that religion, is, IMO, not to be trusted and I don't want them as neighbors.
But that is not Prejudice... but Judice. Posted by: Romeo13 at January 09, 2025 01:05 PM (QAkQ3) With Islam it's always "Jew dis" and "Jew dat." Always the Jews' fault. Posted by: Jewmanji, the board game at January 09, 2025 01:08 PM (ybSPO) 468
Seems like UK needs a revolution...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2025 12:58 PM (ynpvh) If there's a revolution, it'll be toward becoming an exclusively muzzie nation. The Brits waited too long for it to be otherwise. Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at January 09, 2025 01:08 PM (g8Ew8) 469
"Before any MAGA folks reply to smear mine or my colleagues' work as partisan,"
Gee, how anyone would assume someone who leads with this sort of pre-emptive defense is a partisan hack is beyond me. Posted by: Simple Stevo at January 09, 2025 01:08 PM (U43EG) 470
466 So, anyone who chooses to practice that religion, is, IMO, not to be trusted and I don't want them as neighbors.
But that is not Prejudice... but Judice. Posted by: Romeo13 at January 09, 2025 01:05 PM (QAkQ3) --- Also, Judaism: Keep it in your pants. Christianity: Keep it in your pants. Islam: ... Also Islam: Orgy in Paradise Probability is likely that Islam is NOT an "Abrahamic Religion". Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2025 01:08 PM (krQz2) Ancient moonies... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2025 01:09 PM (ynpvh) 471
How does dismantling us serve long-term business or journalistic goals?
You're neither journalists nor a business. You're hack propogandists and the gravy train is drying up. Learn a useful, employable skill, say like freeway underpass panhandling. Posted by: Count de Monet at January 09, 2025 01:09 PM (Aqu9a) 472
We made it all. VHS, Beta, audio, 8mm, LTO backup, diskette and even Umatic.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 09, 2025 12:57 PM (UAHkZ) I've used 5 in that list. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 12:58 PM (Zz0t1) ——— We pretty much supplied the Western Hemisphere with magnetic media. Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 09, 2025 01:09 PM (UAHkZ) 473
468 Seems like UK needs a revolution...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2025 12:58 PM (ynpvh) If there's a revolution, it'll be toward becoming an exclusively muzzie nation. The Brits waited too long for it to be otherwise. Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at January 09, 2025 01:08 PM (g8Ew ![]() As is always the case, the UK will get what it deserves. Sow the wind, reap the whirlwind... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2025 01:09 PM (ynpvh) 474
433 Now an explanation as to why they let this happen for decades. . . ? I have no idea. It is so evil it is beyond comprehension.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2025 12:56 PM (Hkcdp) I have seen it said that the UK is very class-conscious and no girls from quality families were affected so they didn't care enough to protect them. Posted by: I used to have a different nic The entire police system in the UK was "captured" by the left, and the mot outrageous leftist fantasy policies were made mandatory. All police officers in the UK, starting decades ago, are compulsorily trained to overlook crimes by Muslims, since to accuse them of anything is deemed "racist" and "Islamophobic." In addition, the police are required to investigate anyone who accuses a Muslim of anything, because to do so is a potential "hate crime." This is nationwide policy, not some crazy local police acting against orders. One victim says the police actually showed her internal documents overtly stating that Muslims are a "protected class" immune from prosecution unless on video committing the act. Posted by: zombie at January 09, 2025 01:10 PM (pMi6S) 475
I bought Nvidia after market when it got beat down. I hope I didn't fuck up.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 09, 2025 12:44 PM (aD39U) Me Chinese, me play joke, me cut underwater cables to the home country where your chip fabs reside. Posted by: Xi at January 09, 2025 01:10 PM (i24o9) 476
If there's a revolution, it'll be toward becoming an exclusively muzzie nation. The Brits waited too long for it to be otherwise.
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at January 09, 2025 01:08 PM (g8Ew ![]() Most of the Brits capable of standing up for their people left or died in the wars. They are a nation of men without chests. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 09, 2025 01:10 PM (ExV1e) 477
Very first programming language I used was Pascal. First program I wrote was figuring out the cost of a road trip with the inputs being mpg of a car, cost of gas and number of miles travelled.
Good times. Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 09, 2025 01:10 PM (BqIHC) 478
>>We pretty much supplied the Western Hemisphere with magnetic media.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 09, 2025 01:09 PM (UAHkZ) If you are responsible for the Maxell Tapes, I thank you Sir! Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2025 01:10 PM (oLK8+) 479
Lots of young women join OnlyFans thinking they'll become millionaires because OF and the media hype up the few who did. The average income, however, is $150/month.
So they've (likely) made their lives worse for nothing. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 09, 2025 *** The ex-Mrs. Wolfus No. 2 was enough of a narcissist to have been tempted by that, if it had existed in 1982. And she was close enough to a 10 that she might have done pretty well in building a subscription base. BTW, today is her 62nd birthday. [Shudders] Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 09, 2025 01:11 PM (J2vNu) 480
How's John McCain faring these days?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2025 12:49 PM (Zz0t1) Stench status? Ripe. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 09, 2025 01:11 PM (i24o9) 481
When I took my required Fortran course at THE Ohio State University, the storage media were 80 column Hollerith cards.
The original box of floppies. Also how I learned. During the transition to modernity, those of us who could still do cards zoomed past all the kids waiting for one of the two (!) newfangled programming terminals. Posted by: t-bird at January 09, 2025 01:11 PM (yYWHi) 482
> Both had marker designs drawn on the top edge. One was secured by one rubber band, the other by three. It was the three bander that was professional.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 09, 2025 01:05 PM (a3Q+t) Regardless of how many rubber bands it's the diagonal marker line that will eventually save you. Posted by: Yeats at January 09, 2025 01:11 PM (Y6IkP) 483
My schools must have been pushing that, then, but I don't recall anyone ever telling us it was that. Somehow I came out of it with a knowledge of my times tables and the ability to do basic arithmetic, so I guess it didn't hurt me.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 09, 2025 01:06 PM (J2vNu) They taught us times tables and whatnot, such that I and my classmates could do basic arithmetic in our heads rather reliably by 2d or 3d grade. Now middle schoolers can't do basic math without being reduced to tears because simple multiplication has been turned into a stupid 20 step process. Posted by: Fuck Common Core at January 09, 2025 01:11 PM (ybSPO) 484
474
... Posted by: zombie at January 09, 2025 01:10 PM (pMi6S) Seems like much needs to be burned to the ground over there... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2025 01:11 PM (ynpvh) 485
I can read re-cursive.
Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2025 01:11 PM (krQz2) 486
Off poet sock.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 09, 2025 01:11 PM (Y6IkP) 487
From what I gather, there are more than a million female victims in the UK. No wonder labour doesn't want to talk about it.
Same way that democrats here refuse to release accurate crime stats by ethnicity. Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 09, 2025 01:12 PM (lTGtQ) 488
Most of the Brits capable of standing up for their people left or died in the wars. They are a nation of men without chests.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 09, 2025 01:10 PM (ExV1e) Russia lost exponentially more men in the wars on a per capita basis. Yet they didn’t run into pussies. I don’t think that’s the problem in the UK. Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 09, 2025 01:12 PM (BqIHC) 489
436 Yes they are. Pakistanis are very loyal labour voters. In the past, labour has actively hidden the crimes, and some of their employees in their CPS were actively finding girls for the pakis to rape. Additionally, labour sent out a memo to all districts telling them to not prosecute or publicize the fact that pakis were raping thousands of girls. - Thomas Paine
Sounds like the Brits need a revolution far closer to home. And perhaps Starmer and other enablers ought to get the "drawn and quartered" treatment. Posted by: Paco at January 09, 2025 01:12 PM (mADJX) 490
"Before any MAGA folks reply to smear mine or my colleagues' work as partisan,"
Gee, how anyone would assume someone who leads with this sort of pre-emptive defense is a partisan hack is beyond me. Posted by: Simple Stevo at January 09, 2025 01:08 PM (U43EG) It's hilariously sad that this a-hole doesn't even realize all of the prejudicial assumptions loaded into this short statement. Posted by: naturalfake at January 09, 2025 01:12 PM (iJfKG) 491
Very first programming language I used was Pascal. First program I wrote was figuring out the cost of a road trip with the inputs being mpg of a car, cost of gas and number of miles travelled.
Not "Hello world"? Imposter! Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 09, 2025 01:12 PM (ExV1e) 492
477 Very first programming language I used was Pascal. First program I wrote was figuring out the cost of a road trip with the inputs being mpg of a car, cost of gas and number of miles travelled.
Good times. Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 09, 2025 01:10 PM (BqIHC) Interpreted Basic. Then Pascal. Then Fortran in Koledge, using punchcards (yeah, our little JC was a bit behind the times)... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2025 01:12 PM (ynpvh) 493
Nah, it was originally a means for Germany and their compliant friends in France to control Europe without messy blitzkriegs and stuff that might attract American attention. Then it got overrun with communists, Karens, and WEF types. So it's controlled by the same types that control the US, but it's not actually controlled by the US.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 09, 2025 01:03 PM (NqGS/) The U.S. dragged these pissants into the Ukraine war, which serves no purpose other than the world domination scheme of the neocons, and none of them... not ONE nation in the Eee Ewe has said a damn thing about the fact the war is going to ruin their continent, even more than it already is. I'd call that pretty straightforward. Doing things that are against your own interests means you're a slave. Posted by: BurtTC at January 09, 2025 01:12 PM (lH8E4) 494
Sounds like the Brits need a revolution far closer to home. And perhaps Starmer and other enablers ought to get the "drawn and quartered" treatment.
Posted by: Paco at January 09, 2025 01:12 PM (mADJX) If only they had a Second Amendment.... ya know? Posted by: Romeo13 at January 09, 2025 01:13 PM (QAkQ3) 495
485 I can read re-cursive.
Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2025 01:11 PM (krQz2) I can speak cursive, recursively. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2025 01:13 PM (ynpvh) 496
If you are responsible for the Maxell Tapes, I thank you Sir!
Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2025 01:10 PM (oLK8+) ------------ Way back when, I had a bunch of digitally remastered vinyl I recorded to Maxell tapes. I used top of the line tapes, too. Great recordings. Naturally, I no longer have the digitally remastered vinyl, because, young and dumb back when. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 09, 2025 01:14 PM (tT6L1) 497
Nah, it was originally a means for Germany and their compliant friends in France to control Europe without messy blitzkriegs and stuff that might attract American attention. Then it got overrun with communists, Karens, and WEF types. So it's controlled by the same types that control the US, but it's not actually controlled by the US.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 09, 2025 01:03 PM (NqGS/) --- Power attracts roaches (the ambitious). Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2025 01:14 PM (krQz2) 498
494 Sounds like the Brits need a revolution far closer to home. And perhaps Starmer and other enablers ought to get the "drawn and quartered" treatment.
Posted by: Paco at January 09, 2025 01:12 PM (mADJX) If only they had a Second Amendment.... ya know? Posted by: Romeo13 at January 09, 2025 01:13 PM (QAkQ3) I don't think they even have swords or sharp pointy knifes in the UK anymore... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2025 01:14 PM (ynpvh) 499
I can read re-cursive.
Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2025 01:11 PM (krQz2) I can speak cursive, recursively. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2025 01:13 PM (ynpvh) --- I curse, recurrently. Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2025 01:14 PM (krQz2) 500
499 I can read re-cursive.
Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2025 01:11 PM (krQz2) I can speak cursive, recursively. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2025 01:13 PM (ynpvh) --- I curse, recurrently. Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2025 01:14 PM (krQz2) I can do it concurrently with ya. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2025 01:15 PM (ynpvh) Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2025 01:15 PM (4tmpE) 502
Wow, hit 500
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2025 01:15 PM (ynpvh) 503
You see now? I was right. England is a fag country.
Posted by: Archie Bunker at January 09, 2025 01:15 PM (Aqu9a) 504
Very first programming language I used was Pascal. First program I wrote was figuring out the cost of a road trip with the inputs being mpg of a car, cost of gas and number of miles travelled.
Good times. Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 09, 2025 *** I wrote a simple thing in Basic to compute (very roughly) Bode's Law for the distance from the Sun of the major planets. My teacher looked at me as though I'd sprouted a second head, but then he realized I didn't need as much coaching as my classmates and left me to my own devices. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 09, 2025 01:16 PM (J2vNu) 505
503 You see now? I was right. England is a fag country.
Posted by: Archie Bunker at January 09, 2025 01:15 PM (Aqu9a) More like a child rapist muzzie country. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2025 01:16 PM (ynpvh) 506
I would like to point out that the current ad selection--for me--on this page is comely Hispanic women.
Much better than toe fungus and King Harv ads. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 09, 2025 01:17 PM (cnILS) 507
Nood.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 09, 2025 01:17 PM (i24o9) 508
nood Posted by: four seasons at January 09, 2025 01:17 PM (3ek7K) 509
Apparently, there is a lot of anger in the UK by labour politicians.
They are outraged that people are stating the facts about how labour actively encouraged millions of rapes of children. Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 09, 2025 01:18 PM (lTGtQ) 510
I've used so many programming scripting languages that no one will ever use again. FORTRAN sure, but also REXX, perl, some that only work on a single box like a HP data acquisition unit that was similar to their calculator prime languages at the time but also different. But I've never been a programmer.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 09, 2025 01:18 PM (Y6IkP) 511
I thought I was feeling some sympathy for these people. Took a quick nap and it went away. I'm better now.
Posted by: NR Pax at January 09, 2025 01:18 PM (lXCUP) 512
Actor and unmitigated cad, George Sanders, was married to both Magda and Zsa Zsa Gabor. How he missed Eva, I'll never know.
Posted by: Hooterville World Guardian at January 09, 2025 01:18 PM (G5+As) 513
504 Very first programming language I used was Pascal. First program I wrote was figuring out the cost of a road trip with the inputs being mpg of a car, cost of gas and number of miles travelled.
Good times. Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 09, 2025 *** I wrote a simple thing in Basic to compute (very roughly) Bode's Law for the distance from the Sun of the major planets. My teacher looked at me as though I'd sprouted a second head, but then he realized I didn't need as much coaching as my classmates and left me to my own devices. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 09, 2025 01:16 PM (J2vNu) When I took Fortran, I knew exactly how I wanted to code a given program, but the prof wanted us to write it out first. So I"d do the program, then write it out since it was mandatory. Prof caught me doing that, asked me why I was writing it out afterwards, and I told him I already knew how I wanted to write the code; he told me I no longer needed to do that... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2025 01:18 PM (ynpvh) 514
Before any MAGA folks reply to smear mine or my colleagues' work as partisan, I'm proud to note that Republican political and industry leaders have routinely shared and praised our coverage of things like nuclear power, mining, and the electrical grid over the past year.
--- As I don't believe the Republican Party is remarkably better than the Democrat Party, my "attack" wouldn't be *partisan*. Partisan doesn't exhaust the sense by which this MAGA advocate would call call you flacks and propagandists. Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2025 01:19 PM (krQz2) 515
University computers where you had to sign in for a 3 a.m. time frame for the card readers, that would sometimes glitch so a pimply, squirrelly, four eyed geek would surely tell you that YOU screwed up sort go back and sort 'em out. The 70's were not a better time. That Carter was Preznit made it worse. Posted by: Auspex at January 09, 2025 01:19 PM (j4U/Z) 516
461 454 My news aggregate displayed a picture of Pence and Donald Trump shaking hands at the Carter funeral.
Posted by: mrp at January 09, 2025 01:04 PM (rj6Yv) Don asked Pence how unemployment was treating him. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 09, 2025 01:06 PM (ExV1e) "Mike, you read to meet Jimmy?" Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2025 01:07 PM (ynpvh) ---- Somehow I always see Donald as Michael Corleone and Pence as Tessio. Posted by: Ciampino - Best movie ever at January 09, 2025 01:19 PM (i0xsb) 517
511 I thought I was feeling some sympathy for these people. Took a quick nap and it went away. I'm better now.
Posted by: NR Pax at January 09, 2025 01:18 PM (lXCUP A nap is nature’s restorative. Posted by: Eromero at January 09, 2025 01:20 PM (jgmnb) 518
UK needs a black market in firearms to indigenous peoples.
There must be someone with an entrepreneurial spirit there. Too bad it'd probably be a muzzie Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 09, 2025 01:20 PM (FCbAQ) 519
This is pretty amazing. Apparently, there are earbuds that will translate for you. This German chick demonstrates.
https://is.gd/dgsoO9 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at January 09, 2025 01:20 PM (L/fGl) 520
I can read re-cursive.
Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2025 01:11 PM (krQz2) I can speak cursive, recursively. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2025 01:13 PM (ynpvh) --- I curse, recurrently. Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2025 01:14 PM (krQz2) I can do it concurrently with ya. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2025 01:15 PM (ynpvh) --- I concur. Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2025 01:22 PM (krQz2) 521
OT: What the F is wrong with the UK Gov't? Are they intimately involved in the muzzie rape gang victims? Why are they covering up these evil acts?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 09, 2025 12:52 PM (ynpvh) Two reasons, I suspect a fair number of politicians and police were being paid off in kind, and the second is the mindset of that Fabianism-socialism is that the lower classes are unable to make good decisions, remain lower classes, and are best used as resources. Posted by: Kindltot at January 09, 2025 01:23 PM (D7oie) 522
Actor and unmitigated cad, George Sanders, was married to both Magda and Zsa Zsa Gabor. How he missed Eva, I'll never know.
Posted by: Hooterville World Guardian Maybe Eva bobbed and weaved. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at January 09, 2025 01:23 PM (L/fGl) 523
OT: What the F is wrong with the UK Gov't?
- I liked the UK better when it was just a fag country. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at January 09, 2025 01:25 PM (L/fGl) 524
They can learn to code but nobody will hire them because all the H1B indian visa holders have all the coding jobs. smh
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No defense of islam but Germany's main predators are Pakistani 19x and Afghani 11x, it drops precipitously after that.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 09, 2025 01:30 PM (kmQ35) 526
Two reasons, I suspect a fair number of politicians and police were being paid off in kind, and the second is the mindset of that Fabianism-socialism is that the lower classes are unable to make good decisions, remain lower classes, and are best used as resources.
Posted by: Kindltot --- How are you going to keep 'em down on the farm after they've seen Par-ee? With a boot. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 09, 2025 01:33 PM (kmQ35) 527
don't actually remember AOL being distributed on floppy but I remember people making windchimes out of AOL CDs. I also remember them being distributed in really nice metal boxes that had to cost like 10X the cost of the CD.
Posted by: Oddbob at January 09, 2025 12:59 PM (/y8xj) Adam West AOL commercial (15 seconds) youtu.be/9mMUtwQnvfs Posted by: Kindltot at January 09, 2025 01:34 PM (D7oie) 528
Almost no Jew or Christian would ever see a girl dressed immodestly and think "A rape would show her." The "3rd Abrahamic Religion" however.... Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2025 01:35 PM (krQz2) 529
No defense of islam but Germany's main predators are Pakistani 19x and Afghani 11x, it drops precipitously after that.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 09, 2025 01:30 PM (kmQ35) --- I saw this Pakastani guy unwittingly condemn his own religion, as he understands it. He was one of the 11 men that was caught with the "consenting minor", and he said he was NEW to the culture, he didn't KNOW the law. And then he followed that up with "All I know is SHARIA LAW". Thus, a Muslim is implying that gang-banging (was it 7-yo?) young girls IS okay in Sharia Law. Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2025 01:39 PM (krQz2) 530
375 Speaking of essentially unemployed bloggers and new media reporters, do they get any income from these intrusive and questionable-looking ads that clutter up the place? Those ads are so spammy that it seems they would actually sneak into websites without permission or payment.
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Sounds like the Brits need a revolution far closer to home. And perhaps Starmer and other enablers ought to get the "drawn and quartered" treatment. Posted by: Paco at January 09, 2025 01:12 PM (mADJX) It is hard to source horses nowadays. I would suggest substituting come-alongs Posted by: Kindltot at January 09, 2025 01:42 PM (D7oie) 532
Kudos to Tom Fitton for being a relentless fighter.
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ide One of "Close To the Edge" is the greatest 18:39 of music in rock history.
There, I said it." I get goosebumps just thinking about it. I have some kind of mental memory where I can hear music by just thinking about it and sometimes it gives me an incredible rush. It has helped make my life a more pleasant experience. Posted by: pawn, RIP Vic at January 09, 2025 01:43 PM (QB+5g) 534
"The shark axed,
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Side One of "Close To the Edge" is the greatest 18:39 of music in rock history.
There, I said it. Posted by: BurtTC at January 09, 2025 12:36 PM (lH8E4) Ahem. Posted by: Relayer at January 09, 2025 12:37 PM (aD39U) --- I think you mean Gates of Delirium. However, the Yes song that gives me gooseflesh almost every time I would chose Awaken off of Going For The One. Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2025 01:51 PM (krQz2) 536
Gray boxes forever.
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Actor and unmitigated cad, George Sanders, was married to both Magda and Zsa Zsa Gabor. How he missed Eva, I'll never know.
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This talk of 8" floppies proves conclusively that some commenters are, in fact, older than 29.
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And its not getting any better for the rest of the M.S. Media Bottom Feeders for the New York Slimes and Washington Compost as well as the Talking Heads
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