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Latrine John-Pissoir Celebrates Her Tremendous Success as DEI Spokeswoman, For Some Reason;
Washington Post to Lay Off "Many Dozens" as Readership Crashes

lol:

Washington Post expected to lay off 'many dozens' in coming week after cartoonist quits in protest: report


Washington Post staffers are bracing for layoffs as morale in the newsroom has plummeted in the wake of an exodus of top talent from the Jeff Bezos-owned broadsheet, according to a report.

The imminent staff cuts are expected to impact "many dozens" of employees in the business division -- with an announcement possibly coming down as soon as this week, according to Oliver Darcy of the Status newsletter.

News of the anticipated layoffs came on the heels of Friday's resignation from the Washington Post by Pulitzer Prize-winning cartoonist Ann Telnaes, who quit in protest of the paper's decision not to publish a cartoon that depicts Bezos and other billionaires kowtowing to President-elect Donald Trump.

The Washington Post suffered another blow as one of its top political reporters, Josh Dawsey, is set to depart the publication and take up a position with the Wall Street Journal, Darcy reported in Status over the weekend.

...

Last week, two other senior political reporters for the Washington Post -- Ashley Parker and Michael Scherer -- left the publication to take up new positions at The Atlantic, the magazine owned by Laurene Powell Jobs, widow of Apple co-founder Steve Jobs.

In late October, two Washington Post staffers quit its editorial board in protest of Bezos' decision to block an endorsement of the Democratic nominee, Vice President Kamala Harris.

Bezos said the move to block the endorsement was made in order to bolster public confidence in his newspaper's impartiality.

But readers of the newspaper were angered by the move. As many as 250,000 subscribers canceled their memberships as a result, according to reports.

I don't think any of these woke media outlets can ever reclaim the figleaf of nonpartisanship. They will never, never again be considered authoritative or honest.

Therefore, there is no point in attempting to "re-position" CNN or the Washington Post as "centrist" and "objective." Anyone who wasn't a full on TDS #Resistance leftist stopped going to these sources years and years ago, and they're not coming back. And as these outlets shed audience, they catered harder and harder to the remaining audience of mentally ill leftwing lunatics, which caused even Democrat normies to flee, and left their remaining audience base even more partisan and weird.

There is no way -- none -- to reverse this, so it's my business advice that they not even try. The only course is to accept that they are permanently diminished and marginalized as fringe outlets of the intensely woke ghetto. They have to downsize until they hit the right, profitable level for a niche conspiracy-theory outlet.

They will have to shed at least half of their staff.

#SorryNotSorry. You effed around, and now you're finding out.

Meanwhile, the perfect symbol of Biden and the press -- for she soon will be working, of course, for our very objective, truth-telling, reality-based media -- congratulated her staff for making her success possible.

Wait, what?



Posted by: Ace at 05:15 PM




Comments

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1 Won’t miss her at all.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 06, 2025 05:18 PM (u73oe)

2 Karinge.

Posted by: Axeman at January 06, 2025 05:19 PM (krQz2)

3
Irony Alert: Brian Sicknick’s Brother Demands Congress Block Trump on January 6

He clearly never let pallets of doughnut holes escape unscathed.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 06, 2025 05:19 PM (xG4kz)

4 Learn
To
Code
Btchzzzzzzzz

Posted by: Lizzy at January 06, 2025 05:19 PM (Hkcdp)

5 Democracy Dies in Darkness. Lol.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 06, 2025 05:19 PM (NpAcC)

6 Does the layoff list include Jen Rubin?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 06, 2025 05:19 PM (YTktQ)

7 I guess Kareen Abdul-Jabber will have to go back to her former career, playing a live-action "diverse" Raggedy Anne doll.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 06, 2025 05:20 PM (W5ArC)

8 Can't these remaining 14 days of this Soros/Obama admin come any sooner?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 06, 2025 05:20 PM (q4AHF)

9 It always came back to black women with Biden. It was his answer for everything.

Posted by: Leupold at January 06, 2025 05:20 PM (4pwAx)

10 Yay, Mollie.

Posted by: Axeman at January 06, 2025 05:20 PM (krQz2)

11 9 It always came back to black women with Biden. It was his answer for everything.


they are his human shields

Posted by: Black Orchid at January 06, 2025 05:20 PM (Pv3Rg)

12 KJP was demonstrably terrible.


On a different note:
England is threatening to extradite and arrest US citizens who go against their social media policies. I think we need to flood UK sites with lots of mentions of Islamic scum who rape children.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 06, 2025 05:21 PM (gaKF9)

13 Ann Telnaes: Why I'm quitting the Washington Post...in all that time I’ve never had a cartoon killed because of who or what I chose to aim my pen at. Until now.

The cartoon that was killed criticizes the billionaire tech and media chief executives who have been doing their best to curry favor with incoming President-elect Trump...included Mark Zuckerberg/Facebook & Meta founder and CEO, Sam Altman/AI CEO, Patrick Soon-Shiong/LA Times publisher, the Walt Disney Company/ABC News, and Jeff Bezos/Washington Post owner.

While it isn’t uncommon for editorial page editors to object to visual metaphors within a cartoon if it strikes that editor as unclear or isn’t correctly conveying the message intended by the cartoonist, such editorial criticism was not the case regarding this cartoon...That’s a game changer…and dangerous for a free press.

(The censored cartoon she resigned over? https://tinyurl.com/mr26vutn )

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 06, 2025 05:21 PM (JCZqz)

14 She wasn't a very good spokesperson.

But she was a diverse tri-fecta.

Posted by: Axeman at January 06, 2025 05:21 PM (krQz2)

15 I will relish never hearing or seeing Karine again

and yeah those media brands are seriously trashed

mayyyyyybe fixable if they can push a sub brand out there and retire the main one

Posted by: Black Orchid at January 06, 2025 05:21 PM (Pv3Rg)

16 9 It always came back to black women with Biden. It was his answer for everything.
____

I'm convinced Biden wasn't trusted on any decisions. He just followed orders.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 06, 2025 05:22 PM (q4AHF)

17 These Wash Post reporters - they’re the ones who tried to oust the new editor, right?

lol , wonder if that put them at the top of the layoff list?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 06, 2025 05:22 PM (Hkcdp)

18 Garbage Pail Kid has a sad.

ZJ futures to skyrocket.

Posted by: Sifty Boones at January 06, 2025 05:22 PM (ur1zG)

19 Baghdad Cabbage Patch.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 06, 2025 05:23 PM (Rcnd3)

20
The WaPo could recover but it would take a wholesale makeover.

Firing everyone and hiring well-known conservatives.

F'rinstance, Ace could be the new and improved Jennifer Rubin.

BONUS! He's prettier too!

Posted by: naturalfake at January 06, 2025 05:23 PM (iJfKG)

21 Goodbye, Bride of Chucky

Posted by: Brad at January 06, 2025 05:23 PM (oOc/o)

22 He clearly never let pallets of doughnut holes escape unscathed.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars

He's a hero!

Posted by: LTC Alexander "Bear Claw" Vindman at January 06, 2025 05:23 PM (JCZqz)

23 KJP is still a one.

Posted by: Accomack at January 06, 2025 05:24 PM (DJPFk)

24 I love the cartoonist quitting in a huff.
Just found out you can’t offend billionaires, and the owner of the paper in particular.

Heh.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 06, 2025 05:24 PM (Hkcdp)

25 The WaPo could recover but it would take a wholesale makeover.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 06, 2025 05:23 PM (iJfKG)
---
Definitely fire Jenn Rubin.

The woman who can't think her way out of a paper bag.

Posted by: Axeman at January 06, 2025 05:24 PM (krQz2)

26 "Karine Jean-Pierre almost cries because all mainstream reporters have turned on her"

She's lying even here.

Posted by: fd at January 06, 2025 05:24 PM (vFG9F)

27 The Post is never coming back.

Bezos should sell it for a dollar to the union.

Posted by: blaster at January 06, 2025 05:24 PM (QfvaV)

28
Washington Post staffers are bracing for layoffs as morale in the newsroom has plummeted in the wake of an exodus of top talent from the Jeff Bezos-owned broadsheet, according to a report.

There was "talent" of any note at WaPo? Shocker!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 06, 2025 05:24 PM (xG4kz)

29 KJP is still a one.

Posted by: Accomack at January 06, 2025 05:24 PM (DJPFk)
---
Yes, Rule #1.

Posted by: Axeman at January 06, 2025 05:25 PM (krQz2)

30
She's going to make a lot of money on "The View"

Posted by: Auspex at January 06, 2025 05:25 PM (j4U/Z)

31 I kinda think that the Trump admin won't spend the next 4 years leaking all of their internal discussions to the WaPo. And that kind of ends their run, doesn't it?

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 06, 2025 05:25 PM (wyMQY)

32 23 KJP is still a one.
______

One what?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 06, 2025 05:25 PM (q4AHF)

33 WaPo readers are even going to the WSJ as the more-leftist choice to hold TrumpItler accountable!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at January 06, 2025 05:25 PM (iMpf5)

34 "Bezos should sell it for a dollar to Elon"

Posted by: blaster

Posted by: Suggested edit at January 06, 2025 05:25 PM (vFG9F)

35 Lemme guess, she's going to be hired at Columbia for a Communications gig?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 06, 2025 05:25 PM (IG4Id)

36 I will be happy to see the last of that scrunt.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 06, 2025 05:25 PM (0wWvl)

37 >>>Karine Jean-Pierre
@PressSec
Here's to the best team in the business. I couldn't do it without you. Let's run through the tape! #thewestwing #POTUS #WhiteHouse


Did you notice the prominence of The Binder in the team photo? That's the most important member of her team.

Posted by: Gref at January 06, 2025 05:25 PM (aBgBM)

38 England is threatening to extradite and arrest US citizens who go against their social media policies. I think we need to flood UK sites with lots of mentions of Islamic scum who rape children.
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 06, 2025 05:21 PM (gaKF9)

Extradite some Brit government drone for depriving a US citizen of their 1st Amendment rights. That shit'll stop real fast.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 06, 2025 05:25 PM (ExV1e)

39 23 KJP is still a one.
Posted by: Accomack at January 06, 2025 05:24 PM (DJPFk)

Only if the scale is 1 to 10... not the binary scale.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 06, 2025 05:26 PM (QAkQ3)

40 Jenn Rubin...The woman who can't think her way out of a paper bag.
Posted by: Axeman

Probably in her best interest, as it's her best chance at getting laid by a dude. Hopefully he remembers to take it off when they're done, though.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 06, 2025 05:26 PM (JCZqz)

41 England is threatening to extradite and arrest US citizens who go against their social media policies. I think we need to flood UK sites with lots of mentions of Islamic scum who rape children.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 06, 2025 05:21 PM (gaKF9)
---
I can wait 2 weeks for that.

The DC politburo is likely to ring the dinner bell.

Posted by: Axeman at January 06, 2025 05:26 PM (krQz2)

42 Ugh, new WSJ editor is a lefty woman.
Turning the paper into NYT 2.0

Posted by: Lizzy at January 06, 2025 05:27 PM (Hkcdp)

43 KJP was way better at using her mouth than Cum-Allah

Posted by: Roy at January 06, 2025 05:27 PM (z+ik4)

44 KJP is still a one.

Posted by: Accomack at January 06, 2025 05:24 PM (DJPFk)
---
Yes, Rule #1.
Posted by: Axeman at January 06, 2025 05:25 PM (krQz2)

She's not crazy. She's a lying grifter. I mean, I wouldn't stick my dick in her but I'm not sure she's rule #1 eligible.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 06, 2025 05:27 PM (ExV1e)

45 32 23 KJP is still a one.
______
One what?
Posted by: Chuck Martel

One brain cell short of a pair.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 06, 2025 05:27 PM (JCZqz)

46 KJP ain’t a one for me.

In that photo there are only a couple of questionable ones. Like closin time ones.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 06, 2025 05:28 PM (D6PGr)

47 Does she have a book deal yet? A university J-School job? network commentator?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 06, 2025 05:28 PM (XeU6L)

48 >23 KJP is still a one.

I think she's clearly a number two.

Posted by: Roy at January 06, 2025 05:28 PM (z+ik4)

49 Newspapers will never fold so long as Sears runs their full page ads on Thursdays.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at January 06, 2025 05:28 PM (wBaIH)

50 Extradite some Brit government drone for depriving a US citizen of their 1st Amendment rights. That shit'll stop real fast.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 06, 2025 05:25 PM (ExV1e)

Deprivation of Right through cover of law...

Works.

But I've said for years we need to STOP supporting other countries unless they Support and Adopt, not Democracy, but our Bill of Rights.

If your citizens have no Freedom of Speech, and Association, and Religion... how the hell can you say you are a Democracy in the first place... and therefore why should WE pay to defend a Government that is not aligned with our beliefs.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 06, 2025 05:29 PM (QAkQ3)

51 Washington Post staffers are bracing for layoffs as morale in the newsroom has plummeted in the wake of an exodus of top talent from the Jeff Bezos-owned broadsheet, according to a report.

There was "talent" of any note at WaPo? Shocker!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 06, 2025 05:24 PM (xG4kz)
******
They still have Jennifer Rubin.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 06, 2025 05:29 PM (NpAcC)

52 Mark Simone of WOR 710- conservative radio- NYC- was speculating that KJP might be Whoopi Goldberg's replacement on "The View" because Whoopi has been on there a long time, is too long in the tooth and can get too shrieky as she did about the bakery she accused of racism or political bias against her.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 06, 2025 05:30 PM (MQJVv)

53 "Let's run thru the tape." Really? That's what we're calling it now?

Posted by: Crusader at January 06, 2025 05:30 PM (TN0g+)

54 11 9 It always came back to black women with Biden. It was his answer for everything.


they are his human shields

as prophecied by "south park: bigger, longer, and uncut"?

Posted by: AltaVista at January 06, 2025 05:30 PM (v3pYe)

55 I am looking at the press group picture and the transgender staffer is not jumping out at me. Clearly there has to be a transgender staffer? If not, why the hate? Doesn't she know that if she does not hire dozens of transgender staffers then transgender people will die?

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at January 06, 2025 05:30 PM (ig8VZ)

56 KJP is still a one.

Posted by: Accomack at January 06, 2025 05:24 PM (DJPFk)
---
Yes, Rule #1.
Posted by: Axeman at January 06, 2025 05:25 PM (krQz2)

She's not crazy. She's a lying grifter. I mean, I wouldn't stick my dick in her but I'm not sure she's rule #1 eligible.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 06, 2025 05:27 PM (ExV1e)
---
Rule #1 is about the crazy side, more than the hot side.

Since different states of mind can affect the hot judgment.

Posted by: Axeman at January 06, 2025 05:30 PM (krQz2)

57
The WP and NYT are useful waiting room decorations in corporate offices that need to demonstrate their ideological fealty to visitors.

My ulltra uber far right rich uncle took the Times because of the crossword puzzle, which he filled out with an ink pen, the dick.

Posted by: Auspex at January 06, 2025 05:30 PM (j4U/Z)

58
Many Dozens sounds like a donut shop for simpletons.

Also #41

I wouldn't want to be the first London Bobby through my door.

Posted by: Sifty Boones at January 06, 2025 05:30 PM (ur1zG)

59 Mark Simone of WOR 710- conservative radio- NYC- was speculating that KJP might be Whoopi Goldberg's replacement on "The View" because Whoopi has been on there a long time, is too long in the tooth and can get too shrieky as she did about the bakery she accused of racism or political bias against her.
=====
Whoopi is the rough looking dude with the dreads, right?

Posted by: Crusader at January 06, 2025 05:31 PM (TN0g+)

60 Better put: if you are thinking Karinge is a 1, it's best to remember Rule #1.

Posted by: Axeman at January 06, 2025 05:31 PM (krQz2)

61 I’m not on any social media sites but I might join some just to make some anti British law posts.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 06, 2025 05:31 PM (D6PGr)

62
(The censored cartoon she resigned over? https://tinyurl.com/mr26vutn )

What singularly stunning artistic talent that screeching harridan possesses!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 06, 2025 05:32 PM (xG4kz)

63 21 Goodbye, Bride of Chucky

Posted by: Brad at January 06, 2025 05:23 PM (oOc/o)
----
Wait. I had a thing for Jennifer Tilly.

Posted by: Ciampino - It's just Basic man! at January 06, 2025 05:32 PM (i0xsb)

64 They still have Jennifer Rubin.

No body else wants her.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at January 06, 2025 05:32 PM (ig8VZ)

65 Newspapers will never fold so long as Sears runs their full page ads on Thursdays.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at January 06, 2025 05:28 PM

--

It's the classifieds that keep the lights on, though.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at January 06, 2025 05:32 PM (amTrm)

66 (The censored cartoon she resigned over? https://tinyurl.com/mr26vutn )
-------
I didn't agree with it, obviously, but the billionaires at Trump's feet image wasn't awful. And I don't think blowing PDT is implied at all -- he's standing on a plinth etc. way above them. So I think that was more over attacking Bezos, amongst the beggars, than anything else.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at January 06, 2025 05:32 PM (iMpf5)

67 Most "journalists" from the WAPO aren't qualified to get a job at the local Penny Saver. It will be fun to see where they o go.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at January 06, 2025 05:32 PM (17s+e)

68 Ann the cartoonist's only marketable skill is anti Trump cartoons, from what I gather.

I hope she winds up under a bridge screaming at the sky about how her genius is not appreciated...while she fights with rats for dumpster diving cuisine.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 06, 2025 05:32 PM (tT6L1)

69 Who's Trump's nom for press punching bag? Whomever it is better have a 4.0 bitch slap average. Or it's a fail.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 06, 2025 05:32 PM (Q4IgG)

70 Top pic, guy on far right has the best bowl cut I hve ever seen.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 06, 2025 05:32 PM (/lPRQ)

71 >> Like closin time ones.


Campground Sixes.

Posted by: garrett at January 06, 2025 05:32 PM (qu/pS)

72 61 I’m not on any social media sites but I might join some just to make some anti British law posts.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 06, 2025 05:31 PM (D6PGr)

I no longer admit to posting on Social Media...

I embrace the fact that I post on ANTISocial Media.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 06, 2025 05:32 PM (QAkQ3)

73 There was "talent" of any note at WaPo? Shocker!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)

I'm sure there was some dude down in the boiler room who played a decent harmonica or something, but still...

Posted by: Brother Tim, Keeper of the Tim Continuum at January 06, 2025 05:32 PM (OUMaO)

74 Posted by: Crusader at January 06, 2025 05:31 PM (TN0g+)

Well, she's a Black woman with dreadlocks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 06, 2025 05:33 PM (fkY07)

75 69 Who's Trump's nom for press punching bag? Whomever it is better have a 4.0 bitch slap average. Or it's a fail.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 06, 2025 05:32 PM (Q4IgG)

Tucker?

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 06, 2025 05:33 PM (QAkQ3)

76
Whoopi is the rough looking dude with the dreads, right?
Posted by: Crusader

It's the spokesperson for "Mop Top Hair Replacement Systems", too.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 06, 2025 05:33 PM (xG4kz)

77 Latrine is like an expensive call girl. She just lies better.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 06, 2025 05:33 PM (0wWvl)

78 While it isn’t uncommon for editorial page editors to object to visual metaphors within a cartoon if it strikes that editor as unclear or isn’t correctly conveying the message intended by the cartoonist, such editorial criticism was not the case regarding this cartoon...That’s a game changer…and dangerous for a free press.

(The censored cartoon she resigned over? https://tinyurl.com/mr26vutn )
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 06, 2025 05:21 PM (JCZqz)

That is a shit cartoon and attacking your own boss is stupid. And if you are going after press cowards having Mickey Mouse hides your message.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 06, 2025 05:33 PM (n7h9X)

79 Lot of white looking faces in that KJP DIE photo.

Posted by: Sum Dum Gai at January 06, 2025 05:33 PM (72iBN)

80 I suspect that at some point Ms Flopsy was nearly suffocated in someone's skanky muff and lost what may have been a functioning brain.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 06, 2025 05:34 PM (7Pnfz)

81 52 Mark Simone of WOR 710- conservative radio- NYC- was speculating that KJP might be Whoopi Goldberg's replacement on "The View" because Whoopi has been on there a long time, is too long in the tooth and can get too shrieky as she did about the bakery she accused of racism or political bias against her.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 06, 2025 05:30 PM (MQJVv)


Yeah, the View needs a giggling cast member. To do the impossible and make the show even worse. Never stop reaching for perfection!

Posted by: Gref at January 06, 2025 05:35 PM (aBgBM)

82 Goodbye, Bride of Chucky

Posted by: Brad at January 06, 2025 05:23 PM (oOc/o)
----
Wait. I had a thing for Jennifer Tilly.
Posted by: Ciampino - It's just Basic man! at January 06, 2025 05:32 PM (i0xsb)

Girl on girl is no turn on for me but I did like the movie Bound with Jennifer Tilly.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 06, 2025 05:35 PM (D6PGr)

83 Who's Trump's nom for press punching bag? Whomever it is better have a 4.0 bitch slap average. Or it's a fail.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 06, 2025 05:32 PM (Q4IgG)

Word is he's going to give credentials to real news people on YT too which will make the mainstream quit coming.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 06, 2025 05:35 PM (n7h9X)

84 Here's to the best team in the business. I couldn't do it without you.
---
So is she saying this is her dissembling team?

Posted by: Axeman at January 06, 2025 05:35 PM (krQz2)

85 48 >23 KJP is still a one.

I think she's clearly a number two.

Posted by: Roy at January 06, 2025 05:28 PM (z+ik4)
----
Will it take to polishing? And which end?

Posted by: Ciampino - It's just Basic man! at January 06, 2025 05:36 PM (i0xsb)

86 ho's Trump's nom for press punching bag? Whomever it is better have a 4.0 bitch slap average. Or it's a fail.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 06, 2025 05:32 PM (Q4IgG)

Tucker?
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 06, 2025 05:33 PM (QAkQ3)

seriously ? Karoline Leavitt, youngest ever White House Press sec. And yet she managed to be there for Trump's first term. And was his campaign's spokesperson.

Posted by: runner at January 06, 2025 05:36 PM (g47mK)

87 Posted by: Gref at January 06, 2025 05:35 PM (aBgBM)

Well, it does sound like a stupid choice they would make-yes.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 06, 2025 05:36 PM (fkY07)

88 If WaPo closes, here will I post my personal ad asking if she like pina colonics?

Posted by: Sifty Boones at January 06, 2025 05:37 PM (ur1zG)

89 My ulltra uber far right rich uncle took the Times because of the crossword puzzle, which he filled out with an ink pen, the dick.
Posted by: Auspex at January 06, 2025 05:30 PM (j4U/Z)

I always did that one in pen, too. Can't get it anymore. Used to be in the local paper, but now you need to buy the actual rag, so, no.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 06, 2025 05:37 PM (7Pnfz)

90 Latrine is like an expensive call girl. She just lies better.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 06, 2025 05:33 PM (0wWvl)
---
Wow. How bad are hookers at lying?

If being female, black and lesbian was a skill....

Posted by: Axeman at January 06, 2025 05:37 PM (krQz2)

91 Is "I can bring her around" a rule or a fallacy? I forget.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at January 06, 2025 05:37 PM (amTrm)

92 Karoline Leavitt is PDT'S pick for press secretary.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 06, 2025 05:37 PM (0wWvl)

93 63 Wait. I had a thing for Jennifer Tilly.
Posted by: Ciampino

A brief peak, but spectacular. (shuffles, looks at feet)

me too..

Posted by: Auspex at January 06, 2025 05:38 PM (j4U/Z)

94 Just saw video of Schumer flat out lying that he didn't mislead Dem voters about Biden's mental decline. He still stuck on the 1984 statement that the parties main rule was to make you not believe your own eyes. Schumer can't go away fast enough but living in NY I realize that successor will be worse, but at least less competent

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 06, 2025 05:38 PM (c+GDc)

95 61 I’m not on any social media sites but I might join some just to make some anti British law posts.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 06, 2025 05:31 PM (D6PGr)

_________________________

I was thinking the same thing.

I believe "X" needs a special report that highlights the consanguinity (that would be inbreeding) rates and how they compare by country. Egypt's Nubian Peninsula for the win at nearly 80%. Then, an ad hoc comparison to the UK Royal family.

Posted by: Orson at January 06, 2025 05:38 PM (dIske)

96 I didn't agree with it, obviously, but the billionaires at Trump's feet image wasn't awful. And I don't think blowing PDT is implied at all -- he's standing on a plinth etc. way above them. So I think that was more over attacking Bezos, amongst the beggars, than anything else.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at January 06, 2025 05:32 PM (iMpf5)

They aren't beggars, they are offering him money. Mouse must be ABC kowtowing after paying Trump. This mixes the message up if you want to shame the press.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 06, 2025 05:38 PM (n7h9X)

97
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 06, 2025 05:39 PM (tljrc)

98 Just saw video of Schumer flat out lying that he didn't mislead Dem voters about Biden's mental decline. He still stuck on the 1984 statement that the parties main rule was to make you not believe your own eyes.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 06, 2025 05:38 PM (c+GDc)
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He's always maintained the Joe was Eastasia.

Posted by: Axeman at January 06, 2025 05:39 PM (krQz2)

99 I believe "X" needs a special report that highlights the consanguinity (that would be inbreeding) rates and how they compare by country. Egypt's Nubian Peninsula for the win at nearly 80%. Then, an ad hoc comparison to the UK Royal family.
Posted by: Orson at January 06, 2025 05:38 PM (dIske)

Islamists in the UK take the cake. Some 30+ percent show defects from first cousin marriages.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 06, 2025 05:40 PM (n7h9X)

100 Newspapers have become coffee table books; they are left out to impress guests, but not read.

Network and cable news shows are essentially the buggy whip manufacturers of the 21st century.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 06, 2025 05:40 PM (lTGtQ)

101 Gee, that's a pretty White group surrounding KJP in that Staff photo.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at January 06, 2025 05:40 PM (iMpf5)

102 England is threatening to extradite and arrest US citizens who go against their social media policies.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 06, 2025 05:21 PM (gaKF9)

Yeah...some dipshit in the UK said that during the summer. I doubt very much that any court in the United States would agree to the extradition.

It's ignorant bloviating.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 06, 2025 05:40 PM (d9fT1)

103 The Patriots fired their DEI rookie coach nano seconds after their season ended.

Steelers will cling to theirs like grim death.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at January 06, 2025 05:41 PM (wBaIH)

104 Just saw video of Schumer flat out lying

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his mouth was moving ?

Posted by: runner at January 06, 2025 05:41 PM (g47mK)

105 Imagine you live in an area of North Carolina where your house was destroyed by the hurricane. The feds have basically ignored you for months, you're living in a tent as winter is setting in and today the governor of North Carolina announces that even if you home was destroyed you still need to pay your property taxes by midnight tonight or you will be in default.

Leftists are truly sick, evil people.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 06, 2025 05:41 PM (LkLld)

106 Whoopi also thinks Dr. Jill is a real doctor, qualified to be Surgeon General. In other words, she a retard...and typical democrat.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at January 06, 2025 05:41 PM (XMwZJ)

107 Hmm, Karoline looks like a cross between Kayleigh and Sarah Huckabee.

If she's anything like Sarah and Kaylegh, the press isn't going to know what hit them.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 06, 2025 05:41 PM (tT6L1)

108 Just saw video of Schumer flat out lying

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his mouth was moving ?
Posted by: runner at January 06, 2025 05:41 PM (g47mK)
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* taps calendar *
* points to the y at the end of Monday *

Posted by: Axeman at January 06, 2025 05:41 PM (krQz2)

109 From the Bee:

ATTENTION: American women have until noon on the 20th of January, in the Year of our Lord 2025, to find a man to get them pregnant or one will be selected for them.
At precisely noon, Trump will be inaugurated as the 47th president of the United States. As his first act, he will sign an executive order requiring all women to produce children for the glory of the American theocracy.


😂😂😂😂

Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2025 05:42 PM (SDPbT)

110 55 I am looking at the press group picture

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at January 06, 2025 05:30 PM (ig8VZ)
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Is there a link to this picture? I'm obviously missing something.

Posted by: Ciampino - It's a mystery at January 06, 2025 05:42 PM (i0xsb)

111 Islamists in the UK take the cake. Some 30+ percent show defects from first cousin marriages.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 06, 2025 05:40 PM (n7h9X)
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Oh, man, I saw that too. It amazed me at how they were willing to ignore the cause of the increase in the name of "diversity."

Posted by: Orson at January 06, 2025 05:42 PM (dIske)

112 >>Is "I can bring her around" a rule or a fallacy?


I think you mean Phallusy.

Posted by: garrett at January 06, 2025 05:42 PM (qu/pS)

113 She sounds like the pissed off cheerleader in Fast Times at Ridgemont high.

We just wanna say, were not spirit bunnies anymore...you know it takes a lot of courage to get up here and do something you know people are gonna make fun of.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 06, 2025 05:42 PM (qg22G)

114 Wow. How bad are hookers at lying?

If being female, black and lesbian was a skill....
Posted by: Axeman at January 06, 2025 05:37 PM (krQz2)

Hookers probably are fairly honest thought they might go through the odd wallet.

The call girl/courtesans probably are pretty good since they have to convince you they care more.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 06, 2025 05:42 PM (n7h9X)

115 I especially like how Biden is a member of KJP's team. The special-ed charity member...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at January 06, 2025 05:43 PM (XMwZJ)

116 107 Hmm, Karoline looks like a cross between Kayleigh and Sarah Huckabee.

If she's anything like Sarah and Kaylegh, the press isn't going to know what hit them.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 06, 2025 05:41 PM (tT6L1)

DH and I still refer to the mocked up press conference by Sarah dubbed with "Nah, you suck," to just about every presstitute. Loved her in the press room.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 06, 2025 05:43 PM (7Pnfz)

117 Newspapers have become coffee table books;

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 06, 2025 05:40 PM (lTGtQ)
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I don't spell "expensive pet liner" that way.

Posted by: Axeman at January 06, 2025 05:43 PM (krQz2)

118 Is there a link to this picture? I'm obviously missing something.
Posted by: Ciampino - It's a mystery at January 06, 2025 05:42 PM (i0xsb)

lots of young girls and unathletic young men.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 06, 2025 05:43 PM (n7h9X)

119
Hey lady-
Sideshow Bob wants his hair back

Posted by: Don Black at January 06, 2025 05:43 PM (/7KEl)

120 JUST IN - In a surprise move, UFC chief Dana White will join the board of directors of Meta Platforms Inc, the tech giant that owns Facebook, Instagram and WhatsApp.


Somebody noticed which way the wind is blowing.

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 06, 2025 05:44 PM (szMU5)

121 Newspapers have become coffee table books;

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 06, 2025 05:40 PM (lTGtQ)
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I don't spell "expensive pet liner" that way.
Posted by: Axeman at January 06, 2025 05:43 PM (krQz2)

You don't want a paper anywhere near your coffee table, that ink leaps off onto everything.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 06, 2025 05:44 PM (n7h9X)

122 109 From the Bee:

ATTENTION: American women have until noon on the 20th of January, in the Year of our Lord 2025, to find a man to get them pregnant or one will be selected for them.
At precisely noon, Trump will be inaugurated as the 47th president of the United States. As his first act, he will sign an executive order requiring all women to produce children for the glory of the American theocracy.


😂😂😂😂
Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2025 05:42 PM (SDPbT)

Holy crap, that could get dicey. Some folks you just don't want to be assigned to...

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 06, 2025 05:45 PM (7Pnfz)

123 Yeah...some dipshit in the UK said that during the summer. I doubt very much that any court in the United States would agree to the extradition.

It's ignorant bloviating.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 06, 2025 05:40 PM (d9fT1)
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This is exactly how you get 50 million Americans to talk shit about the UK for weeks on end.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 06, 2025 05:45 PM (ZOv7s)

124 I think that the virtually unanimous opinion of the intelligent Washington Press corps (there are a lot who don't fit that description) looks at KJP. And they think, "Sweetcakes, don't let the door slap ya on the backside as you leave the White House Press office."

She was good for an outraged laugh, but not for much more.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at January 06, 2025 05:46 PM (cB7nX)

125 Hookers probably are fairly honest thought they might go through the odd wallet.

The call girl/courtesans probably are pretty good since they have to convince you they care more.
Posted by: Oldcat
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I hear callgirl is great practice for budding young actresses.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 06, 2025 05:46 PM (/lPRQ)

126 I just had a thought, why Trump should eliminate federal income taxes:
It'd be the biggest FU to blue states ever.

As the proud liberals what that think everyone else should pay more taxes, suddenly find that they get ZERO deductions for their state taxes.
As they get to pay full freight for their "act locally, think globally" silliness.

Can you imagine the howling?
Seeing their red state neighbors, that they smugly derided for years as federal welfare bums, paying no state or federal income taxes?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 06, 2025 05:47 PM (R3Yln)

127 I think Mop Top Pierre is cute. However, I've been around cute leftists before.

Think Jehovan Witness are bad? The incessant whiny proselytizing for leftist causes is enough to make one lose interest in a hurry.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 06, 2025 05:47 PM (tT6L1)

128 Had a add for Japanese dates before I hit comments
She looked nice.

Posted by: Skip at January 06, 2025 05:47 PM (fwDg9)

129 Whoopi also thinks Dr. Jill is a real doctor, qualified to be Surgeon General. In other words, she a retard...and typical democrat.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at January 06, 2025 05:41 PM (XMwZJ)

I agree with Whoopi here, given the uselessness of the position and the clown uniform Jill could not do worse.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 06, 2025 05:47 PM (n7h9X)

130 ***morale in the newsroom has plummeted in the wake of an exodus of top talent from the Jeff Bezos-owned broadsheet***
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top talent = sediment
broadsheet = this is a high class joint, I can't say it but you know it

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 06, 2025 05:48 PM (PY/t0)

131 Was the Washington Post ever a decent newspaper with accurate reporting?

Posted by: Tonypete at January 06, 2025 05:48 PM (WXNFJ)

132 >>Yeah...some dipshit in the UK said that during the summer. I doubt very much that any court in the United States would agree to the extradition.

>>It's ignorant bloviating.

The dipshit is the London Metropolitan Police Chief.

They really have lost the plot.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 06, 2025 05:48 PM (LkLld)

133 Had a add for Japanese dates before I hit comments
She looked nice.
Posted by: Skip at January 06, 2025 05:47 PM (fwDg9)

I find Asians pretty attractive but there has to be some reason pop growth in Japan is negative and getting worse.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 06, 2025 05:48 PM (n7h9X)

134 She achieved unfireable status through black lesbian

Posted by: steevy at January 06, 2025 05:49 PM (KQk9m)

135 Holy crap, that could get dicey. Some folks you just don't want to be assigned to...
_____

Hi Sailor!

Posted by: Trigglypuff at January 06, 2025 05:49 PM (q4AHF)

136 So sadz about the legacy media losing their jobs, so sadz. Where's diversity raggedy ann going to work, since legacy media is, well, getting their last rites?

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at January 06, 2025 05:49 PM (TN5A0)

137 It's ignorant bloviating.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 06, 2025 05:40 PM (d9fT1)
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This is exactly how you get 50 million Americans to talk shit about the UK for weeks on end.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 06, 2025 05:45 PM (ZOv7s)
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This particular revelation goes all the way back to when Musk interviewed Trump during the campaign. The guy that sent the letter to Musk basically outlining this nonsense "resigned" from his position two days later. However, the basis for the resignation wasn't non-agreement by the other members. It was pre-mature.

The basis of the law invoked now allows the UK to charge social media companies directly for "not filtering their comments" properly. If they deem the social media platform derelict they will financially penalize them up to 25% of their global revenue. Essentially, the law applies to the platform, not the individual. THey want the platform to do the censoring for them.

Posted by: Orson at January 06, 2025 05:49 PM (dIske)

138 Holy crap, that could get dicey. Some folks you just don't want to be assigned to...
Posted by: tcn in AK

Let's be honest here - the vast majority are Telemundo babes, not.
Most resemble fireplugs, Twinkies, tree trunk, a hybrid of them.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 06, 2025 05:50 PM (/lPRQ)

139 "we do our best to give you the information we have at the time"

rolol

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 06, 2025 05:50 PM (PY/t0)

140 I find Asians pretty attractive but there has to be some reason pop growth in Japan is negative and getting worse.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 06, 2025 05:48 PM (n7h9X)
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It's my understanding Japanese men are huge into porn, and, consequently, not all that into real women.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 06, 2025 05:50 PM (tT6L1)

141 hey ACE it sure would be nice to see Karoline Claire Leavitt

Buh Bye Raggedy Scamm


https://tinyurl.com/b5cz8fm4

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at January 06, 2025 05:50 PM (jQ+5q)

142 Webbed hands and feet make it easier to swim the Thames.

Posted by: Sifty Boones at January 06, 2025 05:50 PM (hb7oc)

143 93 63 Wait. I had a thing for Jennifer Tilly.
Posted by: Ciampino

A brief peak, but spectacular. (shuffles, looks at feet)

me too..
Posted by: Auspex at January 06, 2025 05:38 PM

She's a new housewife on the Real Housewives. I didn't know she was married to a Simpson's creator or something with the Simpson's. She's kooky on the show but definitely not stupid.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 06, 2025 05:50 PM (qg22G)

144 @4/Lizzy:
Learn
To
Code

I prefer: Learn to COAL.

They can do some actual hard work for once in their miserable commie lives, while providing the energy source they hate so much to a nation that needs it.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 06, 2025 05:51 PM (O7YUW)

145 You know, these "news"papers could actually start righting their ships if they replace the outgoing democrat propagandists with some more middle-to-right leaning journalists and reporters! They could recruit from the blogs, plenty of good talent there. I can think of one young up-and-comer who would be a fine pick. Hint: his name rhymes with Face O'Spays.

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at January 06, 2025 05:52 PM (V362x)

146 The basis of the law invoked now allows the UK to charge social media companies directly for "not filtering their comments" properly. If they deem the social media platform derelict they will financially penalize them up to 25% of their global revenue. Essentially, the law applies to the platform, not the individual. THey want the platform to do the censoring for them.
Posted by: Orson at January 06, 2025 05:49 PM (dIske)
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Seems to me they have things backwards. What if a blackout was imposed by social media on the UK?

How do you fine someone to make them provide a service? Musk is just crazy enough to do this.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 06, 2025 05:52 PM (ZOv7s)

147 133 Japanese women are not the problem. Both their men and economy have been in the pool too long IYKWIMAITTYD.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at January 06, 2025 05:52 PM (wBaIH)

148 (The censored cartoon she resigned over? https://tinyurl.com/mr26vutn )
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I knew without looking that it would not be the least bit incisive.

I also like the casual homophobic (or is it transphobic?) slur, that one of them is putting on lipstick.

She should have resigned 'cause she is terrible. But that would require a scintilla of honesty and self-reflection.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 06, 2025 05:53 PM (R3Yln)

149 Little Orphan Karine no home yet.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 06, 2025 05:53 PM (aD39U)

150 "You can't call a question you don't like misinformation."

"Sure you can, just watch me!" --Pissoir

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 06, 2025 05:53 PM (ynpvh)

151 Trump to Biden

I'll see your KJP and raise you a KCL

Karoline Claire Leavitt

https://tinyurl.com/b5cz8fm4

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at January 06, 2025 05:53 PM (jQ+5q)

152 Whoops, there's Kevin Nealon sitting next to Doocy again.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 06, 2025 05:53 PM (PY/t0)

153 I just had a thought, why Trump should eliminate federal income taxes:
It'd be the biggest FU to blue states ever.

As the proud liberals what that think everyone else should pay more taxes, suddenly find that they get ZERO deductions for their state taxes.
As they get to pay full freight for their "act locally, think globally" silliness.

Can you imagine the howling?
Seeing their red state neighbors, that they smugly derided for years as federal welfare bums, paying no state or federal income taxes?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

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Another benefit for national flat sales tax in lieu of income tax and all the other taxes on wages.

Sales tax also hits imports at the same rate as domestic goods.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 06, 2025 05:53 PM (/lPRQ)

154 Maybe newspapers should have just left opinions on the opinion pages.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 06, 2025 05:53 PM (0wWvl)

155 I had a thing for Jennifer Tilly.
Posted by: Ciampino

I assume Meg is her sister.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 06, 2025 05:53 PM (WXNFJ)

156 It's my understanding Japanese men are huge into porn, and, consequently, not all that into real women.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 06, 2025 05:50 PM (tT6L1)
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When I see Japanese pop culture and their "cartoons" I can't help noticing the skirting of the boundary between normal and pedophilia writ large. That whole culture gives me the creeps.

Posted by: Orson at January 06, 2025 05:53 PM (dIske)

157 I wouldn't KJP taking Whoopie's chair on the View.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at January 06, 2025 05:54 PM (jQ+5q)

158 I'd m9ve to Japan and fix their population thing but my wife is being difficult about it.

Posted by: Sifty Boones at January 06, 2025 05:55 PM (hb7oc)

159 156 It's my understanding Japanese men are huge into porn, and, consequently, not all that into real women.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 06, 2025 05:50 PM (tT6L1)
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When I see Japanese pop culture and their "cartoons" I can't help noticing the skirting of the boundary between normal and pedophilia writ large. That whole culture gives me the creeps.

Posted by: Orson at January 06, 2025 05:53 PM (dIske)

https://tinyurl.com/yc8j6ezc

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 06, 2025 05:55 PM (ynpvh)

160
Sideshow Bob won't find a better job than this one.

Posted by: Frank Barone at January 06, 2025 05:56 PM (+oR7L)

161 Seems to me they have things backwards. What if a blackout was imposed by social media on the UK?

How do you fine someone to make them provide a service? Musk is just crazy enough to do this.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 06, 2025 05:52 PM (ZOv7s)

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LMAO...he DID do this. He shut down the X accounts of UK politicians after receiving the letter. I have no idea if he has since reinstated them. That was months ago

Posted by: Orson at January 06, 2025 05:56 PM (dIske)

162 I wouldn't KJP taking Whoopie's chair on the View.
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at January 06, 2025 05:54 PM (jQ+5q)
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Nah, leave Whoopie. Axe Sunny.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 06, 2025 05:56 PM (tT6L1)

163 But I've said for years we need to STOP supporting other countries unless they Support and Adopt, not Democracy, but our Bill of Rights.
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No tariffs on any country that has a full, actualized in practice, Bill of Rights.
Especially the Second.

50% minimum for everyone else.

Fuck the world and their shitty "cultures."
Freedom or stew in your shit.
Put a man on the Moon with 70s era tech and we'll let you sit at our table.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 06, 2025 05:56 PM (R3Yln)

164 Hint: his name rhymes with Face O'Spays.
Posted by: Blast Hardcheese

Oh, I thought you said 'Face O'Sprays'.

My bad.

Posted by: Kumswalla will never be President at January 06, 2025 05:56 PM (WXNFJ)

165 Red states take in more federal funds than they pay in taxes because most military bases are in red states.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at January 06, 2025 05:56 PM (wBaIH)

166 To be fair, she did have nice highbeams, the few times she showed them.

Posted by: J. Random Moron at January 06, 2025 05:56 PM (a3Q+t)

167 It's sad that the Brits have become such pussies. I'm reading about them in WW II and the current population would have been kissing Hitler's ass in exchange for allowing an extra convoy to get through.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 06, 2025 05:57 PM (ZOv7s)

168 164 Hint: his name rhymes with Face O'Spays.
Posted by: Blast Hardcheese

Oh, I thought you said 'Face O'Sprays'.

My bad.

Posted by: Kumswalla will never be President at January 06, 2025 05:56 PM (WXNFJ)

Bukkake: another Japanese fetish...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 06, 2025 05:57 PM (ynpvh)

169 Steelers will cling to theirs like grim death.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at January 06, 2025 05:41 PM (wBaIH)

Heh. Coach "The Standard is The Standard". The guy who's team won a stupor bore with the previous coach's(Cowher) assistant coaches and players. He's done less with more.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at January 06, 2025 05:58 PM (TN5A0)

170 She is not Rule 1 cray cray, just a donk. I like my girls chocolate, definitely affects my ratings.

Posted by: Accomack at January 06, 2025 05:58 PM (MeckE)

171 167 It's sad that the Brits have become such pussies. I'm reading about them in WW II and the current population would have been kissing Hitler's ass in exchange for allowing an extra convoy to get through.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 06, 2025 05:57 PM (ZOv7s)

And willingly sucking his dick and singular ball, too.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 06, 2025 05:58 PM (ynpvh)

172 https://tinyurl.com/yc8j6ezc
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 06, 2025 05:55 PM (ynpvh)
_________________________

Jim, that didn't set my mind at ease.

Posted by: Orson at January 06, 2025 05:58 PM (dIske)

173 Guy on the far right looks like he pressed his face onto Silly Putty and then stretched it horizontally.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at January 06, 2025 05:58 PM (bNf8H)

174 119
Hey lady-
Sideshow Bob wants his hair back
Posted by: Don Black at January 06, 2025 05:43 PM (/7KEl)

This is funny right here...

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at January 06, 2025 05:59 PM (jQ+5q)

175 I hear callgirl is great practice for budding young actresses.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 06, 2025 05:46 PM (/lPRQ)

And duchesses. -- Meghan, Duchess of Who The Fuck Cares

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 06, 2025 05:59 PM (ExV1e)

176 Folks need to recall that Trump wrecked blue states in his first term by removing SALT deductions from federal income tax.

Anyone remember that? Rich people got to take federal deductions for living in California and New York, and this was sooo terrible.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 06, 2025 05:59 PM (ZOv7s)

177 Maybe newspapers should have just left opinions on the opinion pages.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 06, 2025 05:53 PM (0wWvl)
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Knock off that good-judgment-centric bigotry.

Posted by: Axeman at January 06, 2025 06:00 PM (krQz2)

178 Japanese pr0n is the reason they invented MUTE.

Japenese women having teh sesssss sound like an angry cat being pulled through a knothole in a fence.

If that is how they sound for real, no mystery about the birth rate.
I'd have to listen to a nice Dolby Atmos recording of nails on a chalkboard during.

Posted by: Sifty Boones at January 06, 2025 06:00 PM (hb7oc)

179 175 I hear callgirl is great practice for budding young actresses.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 06, 2025 05:46 PM (/lPRQ)

And duchesses. -- Meghan, Duchess of Who The Fuck Cares

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 06, 2025 05:59 PM (ExV1e)

"Yacht girl. Really different."

Posted by: Meghan, Duchess of Who The Fuck Cares at January 06, 2025 06:00 PM (ynpvh)

180 I do like the Kirsten Dunst in the cover of the Vapors I Think I'm Turning Japanese video.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 06, 2025 06:00 PM (q4AHF)

181 Folks need to recall that Trump wrecked blue states in his first term by removing SALT deductions from federal income tax.

Anyone remember that? Rich people got to take federal deductions for living in California and New York, and this was sooo terrible.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 06, 2025 05:59 PM (ZOv7s)

hear that goes back on now too.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 06, 2025 06:00 PM (n7h9X)

182 178 Japanese pr0n is the reason they invented MUTE.

Japenese women having teh sesssss sound like an angry cat being pulled through a knothole in a fence.

If that is how they sound for real, no mystery about the birth rate.
I'd have to listen to a nice Dolby Atmos recording of nails on a chalkboard during.

Posted by: Sifty Boones at January 06, 2025 06:00 PM (hb7oc)

I would not know...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 06, 2025 06:01 PM (ynpvh)

183 Anyone remember that? Rich people got to take federal deductions for living in California and New York, and this was sooo terrible.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 06, 2025 05:59 PM (ZOv7s)
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I thought that was hilarious. The screeching because NY and CA were no longer able to hide their exorbitant tax rates made me laugh.

Did NY and a couple of other states try to sue?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 06, 2025 06:01 PM (tT6L1)

184 >> Japanese pr0n is the reason they invented MUTE.


It's funny to watch them all do the Lucky Cat Wave, though.

The Japanese are a weird people.

Posted by: garrett at January 06, 2025 06:01 PM (qu/pS)

185 JUST IN - In a surprise move, UFC chief Dana White will join the board of directors of Meta Platforms Inc, the tech giant that owns Facebook, Instagram and WhatsApp.
Somebody noticed which way the wind is blowing.
Posted by: Mark1971

Ain't going to get me to boot up Faceboof nor trust either of them.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 06, 2025 06:02 PM (IG4Id)

186 "Knock off that good-judgment-centric bigotry."


Very cracker-y.

Posted by: eleven at January 06, 2025 06:02 PM (iziT8)

187 178 Japanese pr0n is the reason they invented MUTE.

Japenese women having teh sesssss sound like an angry cat being pulled through a knothole in a fence.


*raises one eyebrow*

Posted by: yoko at January 06, 2025 06:02 PM (v3pYe)

188 I thought that was hilarious. The screeching because NY and CA were no longer able to hide their exorbitant tax rates made me laugh.

Did NY and a couple of other states try to sue?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 06, 2025 06:01 PM (tT6L1)
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The annoying part was having them whine that Trump raised their taxes and they're not rich.

Posted by: Axeman at January 06, 2025 06:02 PM (krQz2)

189 Posted by: Orson at January 06, 2025 05:53 PM (dIske)

https://tinyurl.com/yc8j6ezc
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January

Oh my goodness. This is crazy.

Posted by: Piper at January 06, 2025 06:02 PM (p4NUW)

190 187 178 Japanese pr0n is the reason they invented MUTE.

Japenese women having teh sesssss sound like an angry cat being pulled through a knothole in a fence.


*raises one eyebrow*

Posted by: yoko at January 06, 2025 06:02 PM (v3pYe)

Oh God...LOL

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 06, 2025 06:03 PM (ynpvh)

191
Nah, leave Whoopie. Axe Sunny.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 06, 2025 05:56 PM

Whoopy is one fugly person with stoopid hair. KJP's fake hair is better and she has a fresh face,, Lets make it happen...

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at January 06, 2025 06:03 PM (jQ+5q)

192 who quit in protest of the paper's decision not to publish a cartoon that depicts Bezos and other billionaires kowtowing to President-elect Donald Trump.

What is the world coming to when you can't use your owner's newspaper to lampoon him to a worldwide audience?

Posted by: t-bird at January 06, 2025 06:03 PM (633JL)

193 The Patriots fired their DEI rookie coach nano seconds after their season ended.

Steelers will cling to theirs like grim death.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at January 06, 2025 05:41 PM (wBaIH)

Hey you can't find a coach that was a co-star on the show House just anywhere. Omar Epps is staying.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 06, 2025 06:03 PM (n7h9X)

194 171

Britain wouldn't exist today if American GIs hadn't humped some good genes back into that island twice last century.

Posted by: Sifty Boones at January 06, 2025 06:03 PM (hb7oc)

195 Maybe newspapers should have just left opinions on the opinion pages.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 06, 2025 05:53 PM (0wWvl)
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By 2004, when blogging was taking off, they should have fired all the opinion writers. It was wasting money.

Put that money into more localized reporters, carrying just the facts kind of news - police blotters, etc.

But they couldn't do that because of their massive egos and pride. "Our opinion matters!" they screamed, but it doesn't, and now they're all going away.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 06, 2025 06:03 PM (ZOv7s)

196 I don't have puppies to train or fish to wrap.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 06, 2025 06:03 PM (YeGMU)

197 It's my understanding Japanese men are huge into porn, and, consequently, not all that into real women.
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I think that's to urban legend akin to "violent video games make mass killers" bullshit.

I think it's more to do with the insane demand of what counts as "success" for men there ("loser is 18 and not even CEO of Toyota yet!") .

That even if there are girls who would date and marry them they have internalized that high standard to such a degree they refuse to even try to date.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 06, 2025 06:03 PM (R3Yln)

198 The basis of the law invoked now allows the UK to charge social media companies directly for "not filtering their comments" properly. If they deem the social media platform derelict they will financially penalize them up to 25% of their global revenue. Essentially, the law applies to the platform, not the individual.
__________________

Good luck collecting that. Britain has delusions of relevance. Internationally they're about as relevant as Luxembourg.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 06, 2025 06:04 PM (YqDXo)

199 Fed income tax deductions for state taxes were capped at 10,000 for itemized filing, IIRC. I think that cap expires in 2025. Trump will have to push it through Congress again.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 06, 2025 06:04 PM (q4AHF)

200 The Pats made the playoffs and fired their coach?

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 06, 2025 06:05 PM (YeGMU)

201 ...."such editorial criticism was not the case regarding this cartoon...That’s a game changer…and dangerous for a free press."

They didn't print her cartoon. Game over man, game over!!

Posted by: javems at January 06, 2025 06:05 PM (8I4hW)

202 Britain wouldn't exist today if American GIs hadn't humped some good genes back into that island twice last century.

Posted by: Sifty Boones at January 06, 2025 06:03 PM (hb7oc)
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Not much of an American presence in WW I. Troops deployed directly to France, no stopover in Blighty.

Now the Froggies might have gotten a bit of a boost...

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 06, 2025 06:05 PM (ZOv7s)

203 197 It's my understanding Japanese men are huge into porn, and, consequently, not all that into real women.
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I think that's to urban legend akin to "violent video games make mass killers" bullshit.

I think it's more to do with the insane demand of what counts as "success" for men there ("loser is 18 and not even CEO of Toyota yet!") .

That even if there are girls who would date and marry them they have internalized that high standard to such a degree they refuse to even try to date.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 06, 2025 06:03 PM (R3Yln)

Male version of the 4B movement?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 06, 2025 06:05 PM (ynpvh)

204 Therefore, there is no point in attempting to "re-position" CNN or the Washington Post as "centrist" and "objective."

You'd have to be retarded, and if you were, you'd already be a customer.

Posted by: t-bird at January 06, 2025 06:05 PM (633JL)

205 I sort of drifted away from the Japanese culture being sane when I noticed all the things they eat that could kill you if they made them wrong.

Posted by: Orson at January 06, 2025 06:05 PM (dIske)

206 Jehovan Witnesses aren't that bad...they say their piece, thank you, wish you a nice day, and leave. Liberals, on the other hand...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at January 06, 2025 06:05 PM (XMwZJ)

207 The Washington ComPost.

Posted by: From Amazon at January 06, 2025 06:06 PM (dg+HA)

208 Posted by: Orson at January 06, 2025 05:53 PM (dIske)

https://tinyurl.com/yc8j6ezc
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January

Oh my goodness. This is crazy.
Posted by: Piper at January 06, 2025 06:02 PM (p4NUW)

um, Piper don't google 'tentacle porn'

Posted by: Oldcat at January 06, 2025 06:06 PM (n7h9X)

209 That even if there are girls who would date and marry them they have internalized that high standard to such a degree they refuse to even try to date.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 06, 2025 06:03 PM (R3Yln)
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That's a distinct possibility, but, does that really preclude the idea of Japanese man turning to porn because they don't date and then deciding why look at women when they've got porn?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 06, 2025 06:06 PM (tT6L1)

210 208 Posted by: Orson at January 06, 2025 05:53 PM (dIske)

https://tinyurl.com/yc8j6ezc
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January

Oh my goodness. This is crazy.
Posted by: Piper at January 06, 2025 06:02 PM (p4NUW)

um, Piper don't google 'tentacle porn'

Posted by: Oldcat at January 06, 2025 06:06 PM (n7h9X)

And it's been around for hundreds of years, so can't blame WW2 nukes, either...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 06, 2025 06:07 PM (ynpvh)

211 That even if there are girls who would date and marry them they have internalized that high standard to such a degree they refuse to even try to date.
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6 ft, 6 pack and 6 figures in the US just for dating a mid is a thing in the US, so we're not far from the next generation not showing up either.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 06, 2025 06:07 PM (q4AHF)

212 It me!

@TheBabylonBee
Unread Lord of the Rings Books Look On As Owner Binges Movies For 25th Time https://buff.ly/4043J3x

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 06, 2025 06:07 PM (IG4Id)

213 Oh my goodness. This is crazy.
Posted by: Piper at January 06, 2025 06:02 PM (p4NUW)

um, Piper don't google 'tentacle porn'
Posted by: Oldcat at January 06, 2025 06:06 PM (n7h9X)
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Why not?

Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at January 06, 2025 06:07 PM (krQz2)

214 As soon as I read "Pulitzer Prize Winning" ....

Tells you so many things right there.

Posted by: eleven at January 06, 2025 06:08 PM (iziT8)

215 In a normal business, all those people at the WP moving on of their own volition to other jobs would create openings that people can move up into.

But no, this is the WP. You'd think that being owned by Bezos, that there would be a decent ladder to climb.
Bwahahahahaha!

Posted by: haffhowershower at January 06, 2025 06:08 PM (NMT5x)

216 The Pats made the playoffs and fired their coach?
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 06, 2025 06:05 PM (YeGMU)

They didn't make the Playoffs. I think they dropped out of #1 draft pick status by winning the last game. Or maybe #2

Posted by: Oldcat at January 06, 2025 06:08 PM (n7h9X)

217 Anyone remember that? Rich people got to take federal deductions for living in California and New York, and this was sooo terrible.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 06, 2025 05:59 PM (ZOv7s)
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I thought that was hilarious. The screeching because NY and CA were no longer able to hide their exorbitant tax rates made me laugh.

Did NY and a couple of other states try to sue?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 06, 2025 06:01 PM (tT6L1)
_________________

I thought it was great. California has all sorts of stupid leftist programs (e.g., helping the gay polar bears to stop smoking) that liberals here would say, "Sure, I'm for that" because they could deduct that from the Federal income tax.

But not anymore. Their funding of those stupid programs can in addition to the taxes they already owed, instead of being subsidized by taxpayers everywhere else.

You've got to laugh.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 06, 2025 06:08 PM (YqDXo)

218 211 That even if there are girls who would date and marry them they have internalized that high standard to such a degree they refuse to even try to date.
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6 ft, 6 pack and 6 figures in the US just for dating a mid is a thing in the US, so we're not far from the next generation not showing up either.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 06, 2025 06:07 PM (q4AHF)

Inflation can fix the last of the three...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 06, 2025 06:09 PM (ynpvh)

219 Somehow I don't remember Jimmy Carter having a son

Posted by: Skip at January 06, 2025 06:09 PM (fwDg9)

220 That's a distinct possibility, but, does that really preclude the idea of Japanese man turning to porn because they don't date and then deciding why look at women when they've got porn?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 06, 2025 06:06 PM (tT6L1)
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Chinese men as well. There was a story from a few years ago about how Chinese conscripts were being rejected for military service due to excessive fapping. It was a big enough problem that a public health campaign was launched.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 06, 2025 06:09 PM (ZOv7s)

221 I don't have puppies to train or fish to wrap.
Posted by: Boss Moss

Then you will never mix up the two activities.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 06, 2025 06:09 PM (IG4Id)

222 Michael J. Totten was an editor at The Bulwark early on. I happened to see him listed while browsing the Bulwark’s “about” and “staff” pages. Waybackmachine may have archived it if the Bulwark allowed web crawlers.


Totten’s previous gig at World Affairs Journal ended when the publisher died of an incurable ailment. The final year there showed him to be a deranged never trumper - WAJ is archived at WBM.

Posted by: 13times at January 06, 2025 06:10 PM (1k16i)

223 That's a distinct possibility, but, does that really preclude the idea of Japanese man turning to porn because they don't date and then deciding why look at women when they've got porn?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 06, 2025 06:06 PM (tT6L1)
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Chinese men as well. There was a story from a few years ago about how Chinese conscripts were being rejected for military service due to excessive fapping. It was a big enough problem that a public health campaign was launched.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 06, 2025 06:09 PM (ZOv7s)
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Godlessness has it's costs.

Posted by: Axeman at January 06, 2025 06:10 PM (krQz2)

224 Oh , the Bucs are playing the Savages. My brain transliterated Bucs to Pats because of Brady.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 06, 2025 06:11 PM (YeGMU)

225 This is about us, innit?

Posted by: Gay polar bears smoking behind the iceberg at January 06, 2025 06:11 PM (dg+HA)

226 220 That's a distinct possibility, but, does that really preclude the idea of Japanese man turning to porn because they don't date and then deciding why look at women when they've got porn?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 06, 2025 06:06 PM (tT6L1)
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Chinese men as well. There was a story from a few years ago about how Chinese conscripts were being rejected for military service due to excessive fapping. It was a big enough problem that a public health campaign was launched.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 06, 2025 06:09 PM (ZOv7s)

One-child policy led to an over-abundance of males in China to the tune of tens of millions (35 million estimate online). Why? Because, culturally, a male heir was more important, so sex-selective abortions would take place.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 06, 2025 06:11 PM (ynpvh)

227 Michael J. Totten was an editor at The Bulwark early on. I happened to see him listed while browsing the Bulwark’s “about” and “staff” pages. Waybackmachine may have archived it if the Bulwark allowed web crawlers.
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The Lincoln Project founders told kids all about their staff.

Posted by: Axeman at January 06, 2025 06:11 PM (krQz2)

228 202

Truth.

I got most of my WW1 history from Larry Correia's Hard Magic series.

Posted by: Sifty Boones at January 06, 2025 06:12 PM (toSS4)

229 Chinese men as well. There was a story from a few years ago about how Chinese conscripts were being rejected for military service due to excessive fapping. It was a big enough problem that a public health campaign was launched.

One wonders how they knew the Chinese conscripts were excessively fapping? Palm callouses?

Posted by: Archimedes at January 06, 2025 06:12 PM (xCA6C)

230 Oh , the Bucs are playing the Savages. My brain transliterated Bucs to Pats because of Brady.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 06, 2025 06:11 PM (YeGMU)

I hear the DC team may take back the Redskin name. Or maybe fighting Whiteys.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 06, 2025 06:12 PM (n7h9X)

231 229 Chinese men as well. There was a story from a few years ago about how Chinese conscripts were being rejected for military service due to excessive fapping. It was a big enough problem that a public health campaign was launched.

One wonders how they knew the Chinese conscripts were excessively fapping? Palm callouses?

Posted by: Archimedes at January 06, 2025 06:12 PM (xCA6C)

Hairy palms. duh.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 06, 2025 06:12 PM (ynpvh)

232 Guy on the far right looks like he pressed his face onto Silly Putty and then stretched it horizontally.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at January 06, 2025 05:58 PM (bNf8H)

Odo?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 06, 2025 06:12 PM (aD39U)

233 One wonders how they knew the Chinese conscripts were excessively fapping? Palm callouses?
Posted by: Archimedes at January 06, 2025 06:12 PM (xCA6C)
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Somebody had to do the laundry.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 06, 2025 06:13 PM (tT6L1)

234 5 o'clock! at last!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 06, 2025 06:13 PM (cY18j)

235 Somehow I don't remember Jimmy Carter having a son
Posted by: Skip at January 06, 2025 06:09 PM (fwDg9)

I thought he had at least two. One named Chip, I believe.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 06, 2025 06:13 PM (dGCAG)

236 One wonders how they knew the Chinese conscripts were excessively fapping? Palm callouses?

Posted by: Archimedes at January 06, 2025 06:12 PM (xCA6C)

Hairy palms. duh.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 06, 2025 06:12 PM (ynpvh)


Thick glasses.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 06, 2025 06:13 PM (aD39U)

237 Red states take in more federal funds than they pay in taxes because most military bases are in red states.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov

Hawaii along blows the hell out of that claim.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 06, 2025 06:13 PM (/lPRQ)

238 Chinese men and flapping? After four hours they just want to do it again.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 06, 2025 06:13 PM (0wWvl)

239 One wonders how they knew the Chinese conscripts were excessively fapping? Palm callouses?
Posted by: Archimedes at January 06, 2025 06:12 PM (xCA6C)
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Somebody had to do the laundry.

Ah, sock cuts.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 06, 2025 06:14 PM (xCA6C)

240 Carter?


He still dead?

Posted by: eleven at January 06, 2025 06:14 PM (iziT8)

241 238 Chinese men and flapping? After four hours they just want to do it again.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 06, 2025 06:13 PM (0wWvl)

Homosexuality does not exist in China...even when two girls were making out on a bus...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 06, 2025 06:14 PM (ynpvh)

242 I wonder if her bush looks like her hair ?

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 06, 2025 06:14 PM (O3zsv)

243 237 Red states take in more federal funds than they pay in taxes because most military bases are in red states.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov

Hawaii along blows the hell out of that claim.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 06, 2025 06:13 PM (/lPRQ)

Is Virginia now a Red State?

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 06, 2025 06:14 PM (QAkQ3)

244 240 Carter?


He still dead?

Posted by: eleven at January 06, 2025 06:14 PM (iziT

Depends which one you're referring to.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 06, 2025 06:14 PM (ynpvh)

245 What day to celebrate Wounded Knee and our nations heroic victory over the stone age savage interlopers who occupied our Souletrean land.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 06, 2025 06:14 PM (YeGMU)

246 Daddy always loved me best.

Posted by: Amy Carter at January 06, 2025 06:15 PM (dg+HA)

247 The Patriots won their last game, which made the Giants the worst team of the season, gaining the #1 pick in the draft

and the Pats fired the coach

Posted by: Don Black at January 06, 2025 06:15 PM (/7KEl)

248 eeeww, do. not. want.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 06, 2025 06:15 PM (cY18j)

249 One wonders how they knew the Chinese conscripts were excessively fapping? Palm callouses?
Posted by: Archimedes at January 06, 2025 06:12 PM (xCA6C)
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Kind of. When they would be called up to the local draft board equivalent and given a physical, their genitals were swollen from overuse and they found it difficult to concentrate on anything other than rubbing another one out.

This was put out through official channels, so someone thought it was serious enough to take the hit.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 06, 2025 06:15 PM (ZOv7s)

250 https://tinyurl.com/yc8j6ezc
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)


Remember that guy that was posted here a couple of weeks ago, about libs losing it? He was about 300lbs and had enormous moobs, he stood up and tore off his shirt? Yeah, that's who I'm picturing wearing the panties for sale. Ooh, Lucious Laura (or whatever fake profile) has a nice skid mark in hers! LOL, caveat emptor!

Posted by: haffhowershower at January 06, 2025 06:15 PM (NMT5x)

251 jim, same as Iran?

Posted by: Ben Had at January 06, 2025 06:15 PM (0wWvl)

252 Daddy always loved me best.
Posted by: Amy Carter at January 06, 2025 06:15 PM (dg+HA)
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Not a badge of honor.

Posted by: Ashley Biden at January 06, 2025 06:15 PM (tT6L1)

253 That political cartoon shows a lack of talent for drawing. Can’t bezos afford a real cartoonist?

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 06, 2025 06:16 PM (2NHgQ)

254 I hear the DC team may take back the Redskin name. Or maybe fighting Whiteys.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 06, 2025 06:12 PM (n7h9X)
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Native American braves fought to the death. They knew the scorn that NA put on weakness and failure and they knew that just like they would torture a brave fallen to them, they would be tortured with no mercy.

Hence, they liked that a game which named their teams after fearsome beasts and fierce fighters was named for Native Americans.

Posted by: Axeman at January 06, 2025 06:16 PM (krQz2)

255 Nood~!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 06, 2025 06:17 PM (IG4Id)

256 Pats did not make the playoffs so they can't eliminate the Steelers for once.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at January 06, 2025 06:17 PM (wBaIH)

257 251 jim, same as Iran?

Posted by: Ben Had at January 06, 2025 06:15 PM (0wWvl)

Well, boys have more options in Iran, including rams and bucks...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 06, 2025 06:17 PM (ynpvh)

258 Was in the DC area the past week or so - my in-laws still get WaPo delivered daily and think it’s the truth (granted - they’re in their 90s)
I tried to read it - it’s literally retarded (I’m old enough to use that word as it was meant to be used). Even the food section caters to Trans people. And has nothing to do with the ingredients the chefs use for their food.

Everything- and I mean everything- is written through the alphabet lens.

Posted by: CTSPURSMAN at January 06, 2025 06:17 PM (Uy2Lz)

259 One-child policy led to an over-abundance of males in China to the tune of tens of millions (35 million estimate online). Why? Because, culturally, a male heir was more important, so sex-selective abortions would take place.
Posted by: jim

Unwanted girl infants were/are also left in the woods and girl toddlers are abandoned in crowded markets.

Yeah, they're a fine people.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 06, 2025 06:17 PM (WXNFJ)

260 That political cartoon shows a lack of talent for drawing. Can’t bezos afford a real cartoonist?
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 06, 2025 06:16 PM (2NHgQ)
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Best the Post could get. Anyone with real talent had a much better gig somewhere else. Probably with fewer crybullies.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 06, 2025 06:18 PM (tT6L1)

261 Somehow I don't remember Jimmy Carter having a son
Posted by: Skip at January 06, 2025 06:09 PM (fwDg9)

I thought he had at least two. One named Chip, I believe.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 06, 2025 06:13 PM (dGCAG)
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He went off to college and was written out of the show.

Posted by: Axeman at January 06, 2025 06:18 PM (krQz2)

262 That political cartoon shows a lack of talent for drawing. Can’t bezos afford a real cartoonist?

In the old Graham days, Herblock was the cartoonist. His style was primitive; the sort with clearly labeled things so you knew what the hell he was talking about. He was an embarrassment, but he was an old commie, so of course they kept him on.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 06, 2025 06:18 PM (xCA6C)

263 If you'd like to know more about the Chinese military, it's capabilities and potential vulnerabilities, there is a book I could recommend...

No, I didn't include the fapping, in part because I cannot find any solid numbers regarding the extent to which China still uses conscription.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 06, 2025 06:18 PM (ZOv7s)

264 One wonders how they knew the Chinese conscripts were excessively fapping? Palm callouses?

Posted by: Archimedes at January 06, 2025 06:12 PM (xCA6C)

Hairy palms. duh.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 06, 2025 06:12 PM (ynpvh)
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Lousy eyesight.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 06, 2025 06:19 PM (YqDXo)

265 Chinese men and flapping? After four hours they just want to do it again.
Posted by: Ben Had


LOL thread winner!

Posted by: haffhowershower at January 06, 2025 06:19 PM (NMT5x)

266 That political cartoon shows a lack of talent for drawing. Can’t bezos afford a real cartoonist?

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 06, 2025 06:16 PM (2NHgQ)
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I think that's a draft.

She probably drafted it, submitted the draft and it was refused, so she never finished it.

Posted by: Axeman at January 06, 2025 06:19 PM (krQz2)

267 They censored it because it's got Bezos giving patronage to Trump.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 06, 2025 06:20 PM (PY/t0)

268 I find Asians pretty attractive but there has to be some reason pop growth in Japan is negative and getting worse.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 06, 2025 05:48 PM (n7h9X)
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I have a theory that any culture that suffers complete and utter defeat loses the will to live.

See also: Germany and Native Americans still on the reservations.

Posted by: Just Lily at January 06, 2025 06:20 PM (RLLZj)

269 175 I hear callgirl is great practice for budding young actresses.
And duchesses. -- Meghan, Duchess of Who The Fuck Cares
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Her Royal Highness the Duchess of Suffolk is not amused.

Posted by: Auspex at January 06, 2025 06:20 PM (j4U/Z)

270 Chinese men as well. There was a story from a few years ago about how Chinese conscripts were being rejected for military service due to excessive fapping. It was a big enough problem that a public health campaign was launched.
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This Soviet poster sprang to mind!
https://tinyurl.com/289njfhy

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at January 06, 2025 06:21 PM (iMpf5)

271 211 That even if there are girls who would date and marry them they have internalized that high standard to such a degree they refuse to even try to date.
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6 ft, 6 pack and 6 figures in the US just for dating a mid is a thing in the US, so we're not far from the next generation not showing up either.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 06, 2025 06:07 PM (q4AHF)

6 Ft... 6 Figures if I want it (investments)... in good shape for me age at 65...

I'm considered a catch and CAN date, but don't... why? Last 4 attempts including a couple of multi year 'relationships' the women turned out to be whacked.

And I mean whacked... 1 checked herself into the ward... 1 became an angry cat lady during menopause... 1 I figured out was forcing me to go every place she had gone with prior Hubby, to replace her memories of him with me... 1 literally disappeared one day, even to her kids...

So yeah... its the old once is shit happening... twice is coincidence... three times is enemy action... 4 times? can induce paranoia.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 06, 2025 06:21 PM (QAkQ3)

272 270 Chinese men as well. There was a story from a few years ago about how Chinese conscripts were being rejected for military service due to excessive fapping. It was a big enough problem that a public health campaign was launched.



300 million Chinese men will not have a wife.
Thanks to the one child policy. The numbers may have to be adjusted due to Covid.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2025 06:32 PM (SDPbT)

273 > It's sad that the Brits have become such pussies.

Most of the Brits with measurable testosterone levels emigrated to North America or Australia, or went off to govern the Empire, and never returned. The remainder were slaughtered wholesale in WWI, and the residue of that died in WWII.

See also: the pussification of the French, after Napoleon's misadventures.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 06, 2025 06:47 PM (W5ArC)

274 > Now the Froggies might have gotten a bit of a boost...
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 06, 2025 06:05 PM (ZOv7s)

As the joke goes, many Frenchwomen learned what it was like to sleep with a winner who didn't call her "Fraulein".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 06, 2025 06:51 PM (W5ArC)

275 The getup KJP is wearing in her repartee with Doocy looks like an outfit she would wear to an audition to a part in "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?"

Posted by: Dino58 at January 06, 2025 07:45 PM (9SMI+)

276 Re: left wing propagandists can't change their business model because their "reporters" can't change. George Orwell saw it coming.

“Do remember that dishonesty and cowardice always must be paid for. Don’t imagine that for years on end you can make yourself the boot-licking propagandist of the Soviet régime, or any other régime, and then suddenly return to mental decency. Once a whore, always a whore.”
The owners of these media outlets want change, it must be wholesale personnel change. If not, it will just be more of the same.
J. Burns

Posted by: J. Burns at January 06, 2025 07:46 PM (2vn3Z)

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