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nilecrocodilebreaksthroughegg.jpg
Baby New Year (Crocodile Form) emerges from egg

Raven says "tickle tickle" and sounds like Pennywise.

what even is this

Lioness wants a little action but her man says "nah gotta clear this level on Helldivers."

This is a very large good boy.

Bears are now out-of-control within hours of their birth.

There's drama between the cat and the bird but I'm still looking at the real star.

Cats will steal any living creature's bed. Including humans', of course.

Did I do that?

Crafting with pistachio shells.

Owl does his best Joe Biden impression.

Steve Inman:

Clearing the roads of filthy stinky protesters. Not as violent as the one I posted last week, though there is some violence.

They pushed this parking enforcement officer too far.

Game goes from PvP to PvE.

Road rage incident goes to 11.

Driver alertly drives through an attempted highway robbery, with some violence inflicted on the would-be robber.

Lot of Ludacris today.


Posted by: Ace at 07:35 PM




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1 First!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 06, 2025 07:35 PM (ZOv7s)

2 Hah!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 06, 2025 07:35 PM (ZOv7s)

3 Good evening everyone
Cracking up that Harris is first woman of color to certify her own loss

Posted by: Skip at January 06, 2025 07:36 PM (fwDg9)

4
Ace's finale du jour.

That's French for last nood of the day.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 06, 2025 07:36 PM (nX34c)

5 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 06, 2025 07:36 PM (WXNFJ)

6 Look in that eye...I'm gonna EAT you...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 06, 2025 07:36 PM (ynpvh)

7 Whoah!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 06, 2025 07:36 PM (cY18j)

8 Looks like a dragon.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 06, 2025 07:37 PM (YeGMU)

9 It’s so cold!

Posted by: Piper at January 06, 2025 07:37 PM (p4NUW)

10
Worst TV Replacements?

#1: fake Darren

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 06, 2025 07:38 PM (nX34c)

11 Uh.. Dogs? Not photography... its high def video then a editing down to a single frame.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 06, 2025 07:38 PM (QAkQ3)

12 Are we really sure that's a crocodile not a T-Rex?

Posted by: Skip at January 06, 2025 07:38 PM (fwDg9)

13 Little dinosaur.

Posted by: runner at January 06, 2025 07:38 PM (g47mK)

14 Is that a crocodile in an egg or simply a peek into Kamala Harris' heart?

Posted by: zombie at January 06, 2025 07:38 PM (pMi6S)

15 364 what salty said!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez
===
Oddly enough, the salt-sucker Star Trek featuring Nancy Pelosi is one here right now.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at January 06, 2025 07:39 PM (iMpf5)

16 Dog photographer. Simply put. Talented...super talented.

Posted by: Orson at January 06, 2025 07:40 PM (dIske)

17 What a Chad lion

Posted by: steevy at January 06, 2025 07:40 PM (KQk9m)

18 Skip

We are the apex predator on planet Earth today.

Even a South America full of T-Rexs would not stand a chance.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 06, 2025 07:41 PM (u82oZ)

19 Funny:

Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 @TRobinsonNewEra 2h
ADMIN POST.
Sky news presenter [andy: news anchor] left like a rabbit in the headlights as an American lady being interviewed on the Jan 6th anniversary, ends her speech with "FREE TOMMY ROBINSON" 🙌🏻

Whoever this was, from all of us, thank you! 🇬🇧 🤝🏻🇺🇸

https://tinyurl.com/fefswt4u
13 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at January 06, 2025 07:41 PM (iMpf5)

20 Lot of Ludacris today.
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This is why I come here.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 06, 2025 07:42 PM (ZOv7s)

21 Eyal Yakoby @EYakoby 4h
BREAKING: Hamas supporters have gathered outside the Tisch Cancer Hospital in New York City chanting for a global intifada.

These domestic terrorists must be deported immediately. Protesting outside of a cancer center is absolutely disgusting.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at January 06, 2025 07:43 PM (iMpf5)

22 Wired how the twitter vids work after I post.

Posted by: Accomack at January 06, 2025 07:43 PM (w9ItN)

23 Is that a crocodile in an egg or simply a peek into Kamala Harris' heart?
Posted by: zombie at January 06, 2025 07:38 PM (pMi6S)
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Hillary's. Kamala's is drunk and asleep.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 06, 2025 07:44 PM (ZOv7s)

24 It's a goat. Ya big sissy.

https://tinyurl.com/msumkm7t

Posted by: JackStraw at January 06, 2025 07:44 PM (LkLld)

25 11 Uh.. Dogs? Not photography... its high def video then a editing down to a single frame.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 06, 2025 07:38 PM (QAkQ3)

Still makes a great picture.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 06, 2025 07:44 PM (OX9vb)

26 Ring doorbells have uncovered the fact that animals have been ringing doorbells for years, previously teenagers were blamed....

Posted by: steevy at January 06, 2025 07:45 PM (KQk9m)

27 11 Uh.. Dogs? Not photography... its high def video then a editing down to a single frame.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 06, 2025 07:38 PM (QAkQ3)
_____________________________

No, it's a camera. Nikon D5.

Posted by: Orson at January 06, 2025 07:45 PM (dIske)

28 That top pic. It begins with ooh and ahh and always ends with the screaming.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 06, 2025 07:45 PM (u73oe)

29
Mr. Fitz came up limping on Friday evening. I examined him but couldn't find what was wrong with him.

Yesterday evening, Her Majesty came home from this weekend's shows. She examined him but couldn't find what was wrong with him.

Today, we took him to the vet. They examined him but couldn't find what was wrong with him.

What we do know now is that it's not a break. Likely a ligament strain or cartilage injury. But he's comfortable and happy to be a house dog.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 06, 2025 07:46 PM (dxSpM)

30 Duke Lowell

How is your locale's recovery going?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 06, 2025 07:47 PM (u82oZ)

31 Bears are now out-of-control within hours of their birth.

Amazing that the little bear knows that if you tip the bottle way up, you get every last drop.

Posted by: t-bird at January 06, 2025 07:47 PM (Hgnyx)

32 28 That top pic. It begins with ooh and ahh and always ends with the screaming.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 06, 2025 07:45 PM (u73oe)
__________________________

Or Jeff Goldstein saying, "Nature will find a way. It always does."

Posted by: Orson at January 06, 2025 07:48 PM (dIske)

33 LOL.

Michael Knowles @michaeljknowles 6h
This is the first time since 1959 that a Castro hasn't led a country in the western hemisphere. Wild!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at January 06, 2025 07:48 PM (iMpf5)

34 Speaking of deer, the 2 local archers permitted to bow hunt in my back yard have killed 10.

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 06, 2025 07:48 PM (hoCmQ)

35 Ooof Meant Goldblum

Posted by: Orson at January 06, 2025 07:48 PM (dIske)

36 That top pic. It begins with ooh and ahh and always ends with the screaming.
=====
Don't I know it!

Posted by: Jason Pierre-Paul at January 06, 2025 07:48 PM (TN0g+)

37 Richmond has a water boil advisory from a snow ice storm. Must be a total schitskreig.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 06, 2025 07:49 PM (YeGMU)

38 Skip

We are the apex predator on planet Earth today.

Even a South America full of T-Rexs would not stand a chance.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 06, 2025 07:41 PM (u82oZ)

Yeah thats why I could never get into zombie horror shows. After the first few hours even with hand tools it would be all over for the zoms.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 06, 2025 07:49 PM (n7h9X)

39 Hey Salty. We got over a foot, but the power stayed on. I must say, clearing the driveway was a lot easier when I had sons at home.

How bad was it out your way?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 06, 2025 07:49 PM (u73oe)

40 olddog in mo

Deer sanctuary -- Not!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 06, 2025 07:49 PM (u82oZ)

41 37 Richmond has a water boil advisory from a snow ice storm. Must be a total schitskreig.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 06, 2025 07:49 PM (YeGMU)

___________________________________

Could be worse. Back in 1781 Richmond was still smoking from Benedict Arnold's visit on this very same date.

Posted by: Orson at January 06, 2025 07:50 PM (dIske)

42 Day of the Triffids had it right, the Triffids were only dangerous because almost everyone was blind (btw in the book they were created by the Soviets)

Posted by: steevy at January 06, 2025 07:51 PM (KQk9m)

43
So this happened yesterday...

Patriots fire coach after just 1 season. Former Patriots player was hired to be Head Coach. The very first press conference he did, he went on a racist rant about black issues and black coaches and black this and black that.

Now he's done.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 06, 2025 07:51 PM (nX34c)

44

Lioness wants a little action but her man says "nah gotta clear this level on Helldivers."

———-

Bro was holding frame.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 06, 2025 07:51 PM (F/xk0)

45 37 Richmond has a water boil advisory from a snow ice storm. Must be a total schitskreig.
Posted by: Boss Moss

My daughter on RIC doesn’t even have her water back yet. She just got the boil advisory but is laughing because she still doesn’t have water to boil!

Posted by: Piper at January 06, 2025 07:52 PM (pZEOD)

46 Duke Lowell

Center of the snow. Only 15 of snow inches over ice, but it closed every road in NE Kansas and 300 miles of I-70.

School closed Monday and Tuesday, so far. The back roads I travel and urban residential streets are still mostly untouched.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 06, 2025 07:52 PM (u82oZ)

47 I liked the Komondor …

aka Dust Mop

Posted by: browndog had eyes for another at January 06, 2025 07:52 PM (TTAGa)

48 Hundreds of thousands of people without potable water. That should go well.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 06, 2025 07:52 PM (YeGMU)

49 Very cool eagle video. I've had dreams of flying like that.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 06, 2025 07:53 PM (RIvkX)

50 Michael Knowles @michaeljknowles 6h
This is the first time since 1959 that a Castro hasn't led a country in the western hemisphere. Wild!
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at January 06, 2025 07:48 PM (iMpf5)

Fun fact:: the subdivision I grew up in had a street named for Fidel Castro. All the others are named for Italian fountains. Legend is that it was named during the interval when he was a freedom fighter from the press reports and before he came out as a communist and the city council never got around to changing the name back in the next 70 or so years.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 06, 2025 07:53 PM (n7h9X)

51

So now that the Patriots did the whole first black coach bla bla bullshit, they can hire a qualified man for the job.

But will they? The Patriots ownership are kinda scummy -- the sons of Robert Kraft are a couple of fags.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 06, 2025 07:53 PM (nX34c)

52 Opening scene in Jurrasic World.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 06, 2025 07:54 PM (0wWvl)

53 Richmond Water Plant has no power. Glad I moved. Lived there for 27 years.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 06, 2025 07:55 PM (YeGMU)

54 Doggie pictures are very good

Posted by: Skip at January 06, 2025 07:55 PM (fwDg9)

55 What we do know now is that it's not a break. Likely a ligament strain or cartilage injury. But he's comfortable and happy to be a house dog.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Or else he's smart enough to pull off a limp so he can get in the house.

Posted by: Tuna at January 06, 2025 07:55 PM (oaGWv)

56 Speaking of deer, the 2 local archers permitted to bow hunt in my back yard have killed 10.

But did they get any deer?

Posted by: t-bird at January 06, 2025 07:56 PM (633JL)

57 Deer sanctuary -- Not!
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 06, 2025 07:49
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Nope, it isn't Salty. And the neighbors aren't very happy with us.

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 06, 2025 07:57 PM (hoCmQ)

58 Lights are coming out of the tree, it seems like I should leave the room. The tree is wobbling, my child is behind it. And now I just heard maybe we should just hold this end and roll the tree down the hill…

Posted by: Piper at January 06, 2025 07:57 PM (pZEOD)

59 Joe and Jill are taking some time out between vacations to comfort the people of New Orleans.

Posted by: steevy at January 06, 2025 07:58 PM (KQk9m)

60 Piper, hahaha. Somebody is strategically thinking

Posted by: Ben Had at January 06, 2025 07:59 PM (0wWvl)

61 But did they get any deer?
Posted by: t-bird at January 06, 2025 07:56
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Hah.

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 06, 2025 07:59 PM (hoCmQ)

62 The distinkt lack of penguinity tonight is noticeable.

#BeBetter

Posted by: Big Penguin at January 06, 2025 07:59 PM (R+4G8)

63 I pay my taxes, the least I ask is to see some smelly hippies blocking the road get a little hickory shampoo from the police.

But, of course, the cops are there to protect the Regime and its enfants terribles and not the people trying to get to work so they can pay Officer Fatass’ pension.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at January 06, 2025 07:59 PM (FC8SQ)

64 I mean, those photography shots of dogs running and jumping are cute and all.

Until you think deeper about those little fluffs were hunting us one time.
Terrifying.
Then you see how bribing them with food scraps and bones has to be the all-time greatest deal.

Putting a man on the Moon is cool.
Making a apex predator to sit and cuddle in your lap is awesome.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 06, 2025 07:59 PM (R3Yln)

65 olddog in mo

Ask them if they prefer 30-06 rifles instead.

Or do they like the tick-infested bumper dingers?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 06, 2025 07:59 PM (u82oZ)

66
Or else he's smart enough to pull off a limp so he can get in the house.
Posted by: Tuna at January 06, 2025 07:55 PM (oaGWv)

_________

He's a boy. They're not that smart. For real cunning and subterfuge, you need a girl.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 06, 2025 08:00 PM (dxSpM)

67 olddog, do you get some backstraps out of the deal?

Posted by: Ben Had at January 06, 2025 08:00 PM (0wWvl)

68 Lights are coming out of the tree, it seems like I should leave the room. The tree is wobbling, my child is behind it. And now I just heard maybe we should just hold this end and roll the tree down the hill…
Posted by: Piper at January 06, 2025 07:57 PM (pZEOD)

That's the sort of practical problem solving thinking the world needs right now.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 06, 2025 08:01 PM (n7h9X)

69
The vet did say that Fitz needed to be leash walked. I groaned, knowing that menial duty invariably falls on me.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 06, 2025 08:02 PM (dxSpM)

70 Someone told me that Kamala is a dirty hoor.

Am I hearing that correctly?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 06, 2025 08:03 PM (mzM2O)

71 It begins with ooh and ahh and always ends with the screaming.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 06, 2025 07:45 PM


Much like your OnlyFans performances?

Posted by: Amber Heard at January 06, 2025 08:03 PM (R+4G8)

72 Hadrian, a treadmill where you can just stand to the side and hold the leash.

Did you make Mass?

Posted by: Ben Had at January 06, 2025 08:04 PM (0wWvl)

73 60 Piper, hahaha. Somebody is strategically thinking
Posted by: Ben Had at January 06, 2025

It wasn’t the child who said it, but the next words were “next year, if your mother says we need to put the lights far back in the tree we are saying no!” And my child said “well good luck with that!”

Posted by: Piper at January 06, 2025 08:04 PM (pZEOD)

74 Ask them if they prefer 30-06 rifles instead.

Or do they like the tick-infested bumper dingers?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 06, 2025 07:59 PM
----------------

We've had several fatalities and gazillions of bumper dingers within 2 mile radius. But all the outraged neighbors screech about is we're killing Bambi.

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 06, 2025 08:05 PM (hoCmQ)

75
Did you make Mass?
Posted by: Ben Had at January 06, 2025 08:04 PM (0wWvl)

_________

Yes. It was a bit uncomfortable but I managed. Couldn't take Gabapentin the previous night because I knew it would make waking up at 4:30 a trifle hard.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 06, 2025 08:06 PM (dxSpM)

76 Baby New Year (Crocodile Form) emerges from egg

It's the year of the Snake, though.

There's no year of the Crocodile. He would have matched 2024 better. Dragon.

Posted by: mikeski at January 06, 2025 08:07 PM (DgGvY)

77 olddog in mo

John Scalzi had a story where evil aliens looks a lot like deer. And liked the taste of human flesh.

Just tell them they will be thankful when the insurance underwriters look at the neighborhood.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 06, 2025 08:07 PM (u82oZ)

78 {{{Ben Had}}}

Message received and understood.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 06, 2025 08:08 PM (u82oZ)

79 Had to look backstraps up, Ben Had. Only deer I've had was in sausage.

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 06, 2025 08:08 PM (hoCmQ)

80 This Biden person is an abomination, a disgrace.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 06, 2025 08:08 PM (RIvkX)

81 Mark Zuckerberg just put Dana White on Meta's board of directors.

The times they are a-changing.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 06, 2025 08:09 PM (paSBy)

82 fucking lions

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at January 06, 2025 08:10 PM (i0F8b)

83 San Franpsycho
He was the Deep State's Chosen One. Which does not say a lot for the insiders that signed off on this strategic mistake.

If we Get Trump, Vance, and Santos, they only have themselves to blame.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 06, 2025 08:10 PM (u82oZ)

84 Much like your OnlyFans performances?
Posted by: Amber Heard at January 06, 2025 08:03 PM (R+4G

——————

Yes, you might say my modeling career shit the bed.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 06, 2025 08:11 PM (u73oe)

85 Creature from the Black Lagoon is on TCM. Reminds me of the pic up top.

And, Julia Adams, yummmmmm…

Posted by: Bulg at January 06, 2025 08:11 PM (77rzZ)

86
Just leave the tree up.

Put a chair in front of it, or something.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 06, 2025 08:13 PM (nX34c)

87 They need an artificial tree that folds up like an umbrella.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 06, 2025 08:14 PM (YeGMU)

88 g'night everyone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 06, 2025 08:15 PM (cY18j)

89 That top pic. It begins with ooh and ahh and always ends with the screaming.
Posted by: Duke Lowell


The Paolo, he knows some of the women like it that way.

Posted by: Paolo at January 06, 2025 08:16 PM (DgGvY)

90 Artificial Christmas trees are a stench in the nostrils of God.

Posted by: Bulg at January 06, 2025 08:18 PM (77rzZ)

91 Have a great night, everyone.

May your power stay on, and the libations not run out.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 06, 2025 08:18 PM (u82oZ)

92 What we do know now is that it's not a break. Likely a ligament strain or cartilage injury. But he's comfortable and happy to be a house dog.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Or else he's smart enough to pull off a limp so he can get in the house.
Posted by: Tuna at January 06, 2025 07:55 PM (oaGWv)


About 20 years ago, we had an indoor cat (named "Kitty") that had a limp (she had broken a foot). There was a neighborhood outdoor cat that was almost identical in appearance and also had a limp. Our granddaughter named the neighborhood cat, "Impostor Kitty", and the cat would come to the front door to try to get in.

The day after the real "Kitty" died, I spotted "Impostor Kitty" strolling down my driveway -- the cat was no longer limping. "Impostor Kitty" never came around our house again after that.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 06, 2025 08:18 PM (pJWtt)

93 Bring out your dead politicos

Bring out your dead politicos

Bring out your dead politicos

Bring out your dead politicos

Nancy: I am not Bloody Dead yet Mr. Speaker !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Monty Python at January 06, 2025 08:20 PM (A2iSa)

94
Up near me, we have/had stores called "Christmas Tree Shops."

It's a store for Christmas, but was such a big hit they stayed opened all year, then opened more stores.

I don't know if they're still in business.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 06, 2025 08:22 PM (nX34c)

95 Nancy: I am not Bloody Dead yet Mr. Speaker !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Monty Python

You will be soon. Get on the cart.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 06, 2025 08:22 PM (WXNFJ)

96 Nikola3 needs a remedial English class. And I don't think that's the Statue of Liberty...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at January 06, 2025 08:23 PM (XMwZJ)

97 91, G’night, Salty. Sleep well and dream happy dreams and strike fear into the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: Bulg at January 06, 2025 08:23 PM (77rzZ)

98 Nancy: I am not Bloody Dead yet Mr. Speaker !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Monty Python

You will be soon. Get on the cart.
Posted by: Tonypete


And it'll save money on the cremations, since as soon as you go, you'll burst into hellfire.

Posted by: mikeski at January 06, 2025 08:24 PM (DgGvY)

99 The Creature From the Black Lagoon on TCM.

The chick will be in her white bathing suit momentarily. Hubba, hubba.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 06, 2025 08:24 PM (ufFY8)

100 Again, I note that the lovely Julia Adams, soon to be in a white one piece swimsuit, is in The Creature of the Black Lagoon on TCM.

Posted by: Bulg at January 06, 2025 08:26 PM (77rzZ)

101 Up near me, we have/had stores called "Christmas Tree Shops."

It's a store for Christmas, but was such a big hit they stayed opened all year, then opened more stores.

I don't know if they're still in business.
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 06, 2025 08:22 PM (nX34c)

There is one of those in York, PA. It does well.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 06, 2025 08:26 PM (dR6yv)

102 Catch a break, no long commute tomorrow
Have a great evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at January 06, 2025 08:27 PM (fwDg9)

103 If I had TCM, I'd tune in.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 06, 2025 08:28 PM (dR6yv)

104 People who didn't take the genocide jab are being denied organ transplants.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 06, 2025 08:28 PM (YeGMU)

105 99 Yep, Anchorbabe. Looking forward to that.

Posted by: Bulg at January 06, 2025 08:28 PM (77rzZ)

106
Yeah, Christmas Tree Shop is one of those stores that smell really good when you walk in -- and that's the "draw."

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 06, 2025 08:28 PM (nX34c)

107 Nancy: I am not Bloody Dead yet Mr. Speaker !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Monty Python

You will be soon. Get on the cart.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 06, 2025 08:22 PM (WXNFJ)


She wasn't moving too spritely. However, I expected her to show up in a wheelchair. She's another one that needs to ponder her Particular Judgement.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 06, 2025 08:29 PM (pJWtt)

108 Hey there, cafe dwellers!

Posted by: Doof at January 06, 2025 08:30 PM (RFPHU)

109 I don't know if they're still in business.
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 06, 2025 08:22 PM (nX34c)

There is one of those in York, PA. It does well.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 06, 2025 08:26 PM (dR6yv)

https://www.santaclaushouse.com/

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 06, 2025 08:30 PM (7Pnfz)

110 Okay, I guess we'll see:

unusual_whales @unusual_whales 4h
BREAKING: Kevin O'Leary says he is near to a deal to buy TikTok to prevent it from being banned in the U.S.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at January 06, 2025 08:31 PM (iMpf5)

111 Black Lagoons Matter

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with festive little caps and interpretive dance. at January 06, 2025 08:31 PM (VUMeO)

112 FOOOOOD!!!

Posted by: Bulg at January 06, 2025 08:31 PM (77rzZ)

113 Black Lagoons Matter
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism

Please! Lagoons of Color!!

Posted by: Tonypete at January 06, 2025 08:31 PM (WXNFJ)

114

Christmas Tree Shops was an American retail chain known for selling housewares, home decor, toys, and seasonal decorations. The company filed for bankruptcy in 2023 and closed all its stores by August 12, 2023, ending its 53-year operation.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 06, 2025 08:32 PM (63Dwl)

115
The Creature From the Black Lagoon on TCM.

The chick will be in her white bathing suit momentarily. Hubba, hubba.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop


You might be interested in this bit of TV history:
Here is "Chrissy #2" from the 2nd (out of 3) Three's Company pilot:

https://is.gd/hjTLNR

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 06, 2025 08:32 PM (nX34c)

116 RIP all the piles of shit on Everest

@BNONews 5m
UPDATE: Magnitude of earthquake along the Tibet-Nepal border upgraded to 7.1 - USGS

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 06, 2025 08:32 PM (IG4Id)

117 A bit more here:

Collin Rugg @CollinRugg 3h
JUST IN: UFC CEO Dana White joins Meta's board of directors.

The move is just one of the recent moves in recent weeks signaling massive change at the social media giant.

"I’ve never been interested in joining a board of directors until I got the offer to join Meta’s board," White said.

"I am a huge believer that social media and AI are the future. I am very excited to join this incredible team and to learn more about this business from the inside. There is nothing I love more than building brands, and I look forward to helping take Meta to the next level."

Just last week, Meta appointed Republican Joel Kaplan to head global policy, signaling that the company is pushing for big changes.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at January 06, 2025 08:32 PM (iMpf5)

118 The weather her is farking awful. Rain and 40 degrees over packed snow. Office already declared telework for tomorrow. I'm not driving in this crap. Even the dogs don't want to go outside. But, it's clearing up so may be the temps will drop to normal and we get a little snow. Haven't had much this year. Moon's up, sun is mostly down.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 06, 2025 08:32 PM (7Pnfz)

119 Glad I don't live in Tibet.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 06, 2025 08:34 PM (YeGMU)

120
The company filed for bankruptcy in 2023 and closed all its stores by August 12, 2023, ending its 53-year operation.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


that fucking biden fuck strikes again

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 06, 2025 08:34 PM (nX34c)

121 51
'the sons of Robert Kraft are a couple of fags.'

2(!) of his sons are fags? That's some super bad luck right there.

Posted by: Dead John McLaughlin at January 06, 2025 08:34 PM (3wi/L)

122 We’re at the white onepiece swimming scene. The Creature has lust in his heart. As do I.

Posted by: Bulg at January 06, 2025 08:34 PM (77rzZ)

123 Erik Dale ⚡ @EuroDale 14h
Norwegian PM sits down with Bill Gates to warn against Elon Musk interfering in other countries.

You can't make this shit up.

Elon Musk @elonmusk 7h
What is irony?

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at January 06, 2025 08:34 PM (iMpf5)

124 Foreign Doctors suck.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 06, 2025 08:36 PM (YeGMU)

125 @BNONews 5m
UPDATE: Magnitude of earthquake along the Tibet-Nepal border upgraded to 7.1 - USGS
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 06, 2025 08:32 PM (IG4Id)

I worked on a maternity hospital in Nepal. Building codes are virtually nonexistent. But, I did impose some sense of decent safety exiting and such, regardless of the actual codes.

We had a 7.3 a few years back, didn't kill anybody but did a lot of damage to poorly constructed buildings, anything built before 1964, and one on-ramp which was repaired within 72 hours. Probably not the case in Nepal.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 06, 2025 08:36 PM (7Pnfz)

126 123 Erik Dale ⚡ @EuroDale 14h
Norwegian PM sits down with Bill Gates to warn against Elon Musk interfering in other countries.

You can't make this shit up.

Elon Musk @elonmusk 7h
What is irony?
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at January 06, 2025 08:34 PM (iMpf5)

Irony? itsa whutz ya make Occam's Razor out of.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 06, 2025 08:36 PM (QAkQ3)

127 Lagoons experiencing coloredness

Posted by: Bulg at January 06, 2025 08:37 PM (77rzZ)

128 121 51
'the sons of Robert Kraft are a couple of fags.'

2(!) of his sons are fags? That's some super bad luck right there.
Posted by: Dead John McLaughlin at January 06, 2025 08:34 PM (3wi/L)

And somehow all three of Meagan Fox's kids are trans..

What are the odds?

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 06, 2025 08:38 PM (QAkQ3)

129
She's another one that needs to ponder her Particular Judgement.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 06, 2025 08:29 PM (pJWtt)

________

I would be surprised if she knew what the Four Last Things are.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 06, 2025 08:38 PM (dxSpM)

130 We’re at the white onepiece swimming scene. The Creature has lust in his heart. As do I.
Posted by: Bulg at January 06, 2025 08:34 PM (77rzZ)

Mid 1950's beauty.
Excellent pelvis.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 06, 2025 08:40 PM (ufFY8)

131 Norwegians r fay.

Posted by: runner at January 06, 2025 08:40 PM (g47mK)

132 Was Trump in attendance at the certification?

Posted by: davidt at January 06, 2025 08:40 PM (i0F8b)

133 Blue Lagoons are better.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 06, 2025 08:40 PM (YeGMU)

134 And somehow all three of Meagan Fox's kids are trans..

What are the odds?
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 06, 2025 08:38 PM (QAkQ3)

Also the children of the aptly named Marcia GAY harden.

Sick fooks, the lot of 'em.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, go for soda at January 06, 2025 08:40 PM (Ad8y9)

135 Can you imagine being Nancy's confessor? Ew. The stuff you would hear. And I sincerely doubt she's been in a confessional for years, so it would be hours of that. Doubt she even feels a little bit of guilt, so absolution would be a crapshoot. Lying in the confessional is a sin, so is not relating all of your sins.....

As Jimmy Buffett said, "Well, Father, do have the rest of the week?"

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 06, 2025 08:41 PM (7Pnfz)

136 RIP all the piles of shit on Everest

@BNONews 5m
UPDATE: Magnitude of earthquake along the Tibet-Nepal border upgraded to 7.1 - USGS
Posted by: weft cut-loop


Might shake some of the dead bodies loose.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2025 08:41 PM (5n7Gi)

137 134 And somehow all three of Meagan Fox's kids are trans..

What are the odds?
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 06, 2025 08:38 PM (QAkQ3)

Also the children of the aptly named Marcia GAY harden.

Sick fooks, the lot of 'em.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, go for soda at January 06, 2025 08:40 PM (Ad8y9)

Kids will do anything to get mom's attention. Particularly when mom only pays attention to herself.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 06, 2025 08:41 PM (7Pnfz)

138 Scuba diving, like skiing, is proof that some human beings have a death wish.

Posted by: Bulg at January 06, 2025 08:42 PM (77rzZ)

139 What is the difference between "people of color" and "colored people?"

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 06, 2025 08:42 PM (7Pnfz)

140 Never saw Creature of the Black Lagoon.

I did see Revenge of the Creature, via MST 3k. Had a short scene with some dude named Clint Eastwood. Wonder what became of him.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, go for soda at January 06, 2025 08:43 PM (Ad8y9)

141 Also mountain-climbing.

Posted by: Bulg at January 06, 2025 08:43 PM (77rzZ)

142 What is the difference between "people of color" and "colored people?"
Posted by: tcn in AK


About 50 years.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2025 08:43 PM (5n7Gi)

143 @BNONews 5m
UPDATE: Magnitude of earthquake along the Tibet-Nepal border upgraded to 7.1 - USGS
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 06, 2025 08:32 PM (IG4Id)

Did Everest rise a couple feet?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 06, 2025 08:43 PM (ufFY8)

144
Doubt she even feels a little bit of guilt, so absolution would be a crapshoot.

__________

Remorse for sins? A firm purpose of amendment? Really?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 06, 2025 08:44 PM (dxSpM)

145 FOOOOOD!!!
Posted by: Bulg at January 06, 2025 08:31 PM (77rzZ)


Howdy, Glub!

Posted by: Doof at January 06, 2025 08:44 PM (RFPHU)

146 134
'And somehow all three of Meagan Fox's kids are trans..

What are the odds?

Also the children of the aptly named Marcia GAY harden.

Sick fooks, the lot of 'em.'

I see at least 1 matricide in their futures.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 06, 2025 08:44 PM (3wi/L)

147 >>Just last week, Meta appointed Republican Joel Kaplan to head global policy, signaling that the company is pushing for big changes.

Nick Clegg out, Kaplan in.

Zuckerberg is really trying to suck up to Trump.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 06, 2025 08:44 PM (LkLld)

148 Black is the absence of color.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 06, 2025 08:45 PM (YeGMU)

149 Damn, Julia Adams…mmmmmmmmmmmm

Posted by: Bulg at January 06, 2025 08:46 PM (77rzZ)

150 The day after the real "Kitty" died, I spotted "Impostor Kitty" strolling down my driveway -- the cat was no longer limping. "Impostor Kitty" never came around our house again after that.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop


NGL, that has the makings of a pretty good horror story.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 06, 2025 08:46 PM (opZRa)

151 Zuckerberg is really trying to suck up

I would assume he went to Kumala for some "tips" first.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 06, 2025 08:46 PM (ufFY8)

152 Zuckerberg is really trying to suck up to Trump.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 06, 2025 08:44 PM (LkLld)

I doubt he holds a candle to Melania in that respect, so he's probably SOL.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 06, 2025 08:47 PM (7Pnfz)

153 Elon Musk has a tranny son.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 06, 2025 08:48 PM (YeGMU)

154 The current Hollywood must have accessory is a trans kid. Was better when it was an adopted African kid at least that helped a few people....

Posted by: steevy at January 06, 2025 08:48 PM (KQk9m)

155 >>Scuba diving, like skiing, is proof that some human beings have a death wish.

pfft. I've done lots of both. I don't have a death wish.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 06, 2025 08:48 PM (LkLld)

156 pfft. I've done lots of both. I don't have a death wish.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 06, 2025 08:48 PM (LkLld)

Your pot smoking neutralizes the death wish.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 06, 2025 08:50 PM (ufFY8)

157 And somehow all three of Meagan Fox's kids are trans..
What are the odds?
Posted by: Romeo13

Also the children of the aptly named Marcia GAY harden.
Sick fooks, the lot of 'em.
Posted by: Pug Mahon


If you're 20 years old and trans, you have a mental illness.

If you're 10 years old and trans, your mother has a mental illness.

Posted by: the meme about that at January 06, 2025 08:50 PM (DgGvY)

158 In the 50's we get Creature from the Black Lagoon: Woman terrified by fishman
In the second decade of the 21st century we get Shape of Water : Woman wants fishmans dick

Posted by: steevy at January 06, 2025 08:51 PM (KQk9m)

159 155 OK, fine. You do you. I’m staying on level terra firma.

Posted by: Bulg at January 06, 2025 08:51 PM (77rzZ)

160 The scientist dudes really work at fucking up the Creature. I submit the only solution is more white bathing suit Julia Adams...

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 06, 2025 08:52 PM (ufFY8)

161 I'm afraid of heights, and drowning.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 06, 2025 08:52 PM (YeGMU)

162 >> The weather her is farking awful. Rain and 40 degrees over packed snow.

It was 29 degrees last night in south Texas. I’m enjoying all these people telling me how cold it is. lol.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 06, 2025 08:53 PM (Lp05i)

163 Elon Musk has a tranny son.
--------
An ex-wife's handiwork. That's why Musk is against the delusion.

Elon Musk says trans child was figuratively ‘killed by the woke mind virus,’ vows to destroy it: ‘My son is dead’
Jul 23, 2024 Tesla and SpaceX CEO Elon Musk said he was "tricked" into giving consent for his child to go on puberty blockers, adding that he believes "the woke mind virus" figuratively killed his son.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at January 06, 2025 08:53 PM (iMpf5)

164 Really, this is a modified King Kong of the Lagoon, except no NY or skyscraper.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 06, 2025 08:54 PM (ufFY8)

165 Never saw Creature of the Black Lagoon.
----

'The Thing' is a practical substitute.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 06, 2025 08:54 PM (XeU6L)

166 Okay. Tree is out to the road, kitties are sulking, and the living room looks like something is missing.

Posted by: Piper at January 06, 2025 08:54 PM (p4NUW)

167 t was 29 degrees last night in south Texas. I’m enjoying all these people telling me how cold it is. lol.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 06, 2025 08:53 PM (Lp05i)

We have our 7-14 days of below freezing weather here in MI.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 06, 2025 08:55 PM (ufFY8)

168 160
'The scientist dudes really work at fucking up the Creature.'

Seems like a few sticks of dynamite should get the Creature floating their direction.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 06, 2025 08:55 PM (3wi/L)

169 Oh boy Must see TV. I just watched a close up of Kamala swearing in Trump today. Mike Johnson totally photo bombed the vid.
Mikey Likes It!

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at January 06, 2025 08:55 PM (jQ+5q)

170 the living room looks like something is missing.
Posted by: Piper


Takes a couple of days to get used to normal again.

Posted by: Tuna at January 06, 2025 08:55 PM (oaGWv)

171 160 Yep. 👍

Posted by: Bulg at January 06, 2025 08:56 PM (77rzZ)

172 It was 29 degrees last night in south Texas. I’m enjoying all these people telling me how cold it is. lol.
Posted by: Marcus T
------

Blustery wind today, driving freezing rain and sleet, now 23 deg., in W. NC

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 06, 2025 08:56 PM (XeU6L)

173 Creature from the Black Lagoon is really quite good. Recommend.

Posted by: steevy at January 06, 2025 08:56 PM (KQk9m)

174 Black is the absence of color.
Posted by: Boss Moss


Black is the color
of my true love's hair.

https://youtu.be/-z4HZYigR68

Posted by: mikeski at January 06, 2025 08:56 PM (DgGvY)

175 Turns out the guy who didn’t shake Kamala’s hand was holding a cane in one hand and a bible in the other. You couldn’t see that in the video I shared, so…oops. It was still funny, though.

Posted by: Piper at January 06, 2025 08:56 PM (p4NUW)

176 164 That’s a great observation. Agreed!

Posted by: Bulg at January 06, 2025 08:57 PM (77rzZ)

177 Muppet LotR. Because, why not?

https://tinyurl.com/y5693zzh

Posted by: 29Victor at January 06, 2025 08:57 PM (TL7UX)

178 I had a cat who would limp and drag a back leg when trying to bait old dogs into chasing him. He knew how to have fun.

Posted by: Cheap Thrills at January 06, 2025 08:58 PM (G5+As)

179 139 What is the difference between "people of color" and "colored people?"

Posted by: tcn in AK

Sorry about the math.

74 years.
1950 colored people
2024 people of color
2024 - 1950 = 74

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 06, 2025 08:58 PM (MsrgL)

180 Black is the color
of my true love's hair.

Posted by: mikeski
21st century Donovan

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 06, 2025 08:58 PM (XeU6L)

181 >> We have our 7-14 days of below freezing weather here in MI.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 06, 2025 08:55 PM (ufFY

I didn’t even break out the jacket. These people are wearing parkas.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 06, 2025 08:58 PM (Lp05i)

182 177 Definitely far superior to Rings of Power...

Posted by: steevy at January 06, 2025 08:58 PM (KQk9m)

183 I think the Creature liked fish sticks, until he saw Julia Adams.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 06, 2025 08:59 PM (ufFY8)

184 Did Whit Bissell ever have a role in which he did not smoke a pipe?

Posted by: Bulg at January 06, 2025 09:00 PM (77rzZ)

185 Bonk bonk on the head

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 06, 2025 09:01 PM (OaIiZ)

186 why aren't you following IDF Babes on X

https://x.com/IDFBabes/status/
1876410166309953679

Posted by: Don Black at January 06, 2025 09:02 PM (/7KEl)

187 Did Whit Bissell ever have a role in which he did not smoke a pipe?
Posted by: Bulg at January 06, 2025 09:00 PM (77rzZ)

Whit Bissell?

I think my wife shops there.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, go for soda at January 06, 2025 09:02 PM (Ad8y9)

188 >> Did Whit Bissell

That's one of those actor names nobody will know, but seeing his picture and you instantly recognize him.

He was in everything back in the day.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 06, 2025 09:03 PM (w6EFb)

189 Julia Adams. Damn. What a babe.

Hard to believe she was married to Secret Agent Super Dragon.

Posted by: Bulg at January 06, 2025 09:03 PM (77rzZ)

190
Whitner Nutting Bissell. 1909 - 1996.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 06, 2025 09:04 PM (w6EFb)

191 Parking enforcement guy spent some time training.

Posted by: scampydog at January 06, 2025 09:04 PM (41CYW)

192 Whitner Nutting Bissell. 1909 - 1996.
Posted by: publius


Another name lost to the sands of time Beavis and Butthead.

Posted by: mikeski at January 06, 2025 09:07 PM (DgGvY)

193
Julie Adams was in several Perry Mason episodes. Elegant, classy dame as they used to say.

In one, she was a client who almost went to the gas chamber, but Perry found the real killer in the nick of time. Presumably, this was a case Perry actually lost at trial to Burger, but the episode started after conviction when the gas chamber date was looming nigh.

The real killer was Chatsworth Osborne, Jr. In drag, no less.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 06, 2025 09:08 PM (w6EFb)

194 Oh, please. If Nancy finds herself at odds with G-d, then she believes G-d's the sinner who oughta confess.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 06, 2025 09:09 PM (BI5O2)

195 Ace, please stop with the reptile stuff in the cafes. No one likes reptiles other than crazy Aussies and Cajuns, and Bible-thumping rattlesnake handlers in Texas. Bats and paying mantises are weird enough for me, thank you.

Posted by: Gref at January 06, 2025 09:10 PM (aBgBM)

196 Law firm I'm doing work for needs me to sync my hard drive with theirs via Google. Ugh.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 06, 2025 09:11 PM (KAi1n)

197 Uh.. Dogs? Not photography... its high def video then a editing down to a single frame.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 06, 2025 07:38 PM (QAkQ3)


I had the aussie sheep dog vauling over the woman one set as wallpaper for a while, I named it "dogrocket"
It was a shot full of motion

Posted by: Kindltot at January 06, 2025 09:12 PM (D7oie)

198 Whit Bissel's wife was the great-great grandaughter of Charles Dickens. Her stepdad was Alan Napier (Alfred).

Posted by: Rona Barrett at January 06, 2025 09:12 PM (G5+As)

199 This is amazing. Trump is 'conquering' the rest of North America just by inviting the people of Greenland and Canada (out from under their governments). If these truly become states, the US will end up a little bigger than Russia.

Posted by: t-bird at January 06, 2025 09:13 PM (7a3bZ)

200 Leading Report @LeadingReport 3h
BREAKING: McDonald’s to roll back DEI practices and ‘diversity goals.’

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at January 06, 2025 09:14 PM (iMpf5)

201 Now Julia Adams has this hot, backless top on. Me likey.

Posted by: Bulg at January 06, 2025 09:15 PM (77rzZ)

202 Law firm I'm doing work for needs me to sync my hard drive with theirs via Google. Ugh.
Posted by: SFGoth


When you're done, care to sync your bank information with my spreadsheet?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 06, 2025 09:16 PM (5n7Gi)

203 >> Whit Bissel's wife

Which one? He had three, I'm reading.

His second wife had a hell of a name herself, Dilys Mary Shan Jukes. They were married from '54 - '58, and she died.

I'm reading up on this.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 06, 2025 09:16 PM (w6EFb)

204 Sorry for turning this into a Whit Bissel thread.

Posted by: Bulg at January 06, 2025 09:18 PM (77rzZ)

205 >If these truly become states, the US will end up a little bigger than Russia.

---

from Florida to Hawaii and Oceania to the North Slope of Alaska across the Canadian Arctic to Greenland

Empire

Posted by: Don Black at January 06, 2025 09:18 PM (/7KEl)

206 Nice! The Creature grabbed Julia Adams and leapt overboard with her.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 06, 2025 09:19 PM (ufFY8)

207 BNO News Live @BNODesk Jan 5
The last victim of the New Orleans terror attack has been identified as LaTasha Polk, 47.

LaTasha was described as a hard-working nursing assistant and the mom of a teenage boy.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at January 06, 2025 09:19 PM (iMpf5)

208 He took her to his playboy grotto.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 06, 2025 09:19 PM (ufFY8)

209 Gee, those scientific geniuses couldn’t see that the Creature would go for a babe like Julia Adams?

Posted by: Bulg at January 06, 2025 09:21 PM (77rzZ)

210 I'm a reptile fan. Took my grandsons to Lizard Land on Saturday. A whole room full of poisonous snakes/reptiles, other rooms full of monitors, iguanas, constrictors, tortoises, etc. Great fun and it was warm in there. All their outside stock were hibernating, of course.

Posted by: Captain Jack at January 06, 2025 09:21 PM (G5+As)

211 We need Canada's welfare queens and Statist lickspittle voters added to our own like we need a hole in the head. No thank you. Terrible idea. Luckily, it's just a publicity stunt. But anyone who likes that idea hasn't thought about it at all.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 06, 2025 09:21 PM (BI5O2)

212 Full thread with photos of all of the NO victims here:

https://tinyurl.com/sxjdaftz
No X account required.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at January 06, 2025 09:22 PM (iMpf5)

213 206 Nice! The Creature grabbed Julia Adams and leapt overboard with her.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 06, 2025 09:19 PM (ufFY


Yet it's being persecuted for the same behavior that tens of thousands of Paki men in England have gotten away with for years and years! Go figure.

Posted by: Gref at January 06, 2025 09:22 PM (aBgBM)

214 from Florida to Hawaii and Oceania to the North Slope of Alaska across the Canadian Arctic to Greenland

Empire
Posted by: Don Black


No Queensrÿche lyrics!

Posted by: mikeski at January 06, 2025 09:23 PM (DgGvY)

215 Jennifer Dickens "Poppet" Bissell was his longest marriage and his/her last. She died age 60 and was an actress, too.

Posted by: Rona Barrett at January 06, 2025 09:23 PM (G5+As)

216 Another Julie Adams movie is up.
With Chuck Heston.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 06, 2025 09:23 PM (ufFY8)

217 If you’ve a Water Heater, should have 40 to 80 gallons available. It would need to be boiled or chemically disinfected.

In the event of water service loss, shut off the main valve at the service entrance.

The loss of pressure can suck all the water out of your water heater, and you won’t even have that.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 06, 2025 09:24 PM (iZlnx)

218 Canada is not going to become a state and I don't want it to be one. Canada elected Trudeau over and over and if possible they were even worse with the China virus than our drones in DC. And they are much more conflicted with China.

But making them play fair with trade and curbing some of their globalist tendencies would be nice.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 06, 2025 09:25 PM (LkLld)

219 It’s Julia/Julie Adams night on TCM. How do I hook it up to my bunk?

Posted by: Bulg at January 06, 2025 09:26 PM (77rzZ)

220 R A W S G L 🌎 B A L @RawsGlobal 1h
🚨#BREAKING: 7.0 magnitude earthquake hits Shigatse City in Tibet, China near the border with Nepal, according to USGS.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at January 06, 2025 09:26 PM (iMpf5)

221 208 He took her to his playboy grotto.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop

The Playboy Grotto was a petri dish of every virulent infection known to the planet.

Posted by: Don't Drink The Water! at January 06, 2025 09:27 PM (G5+As)

222
Whit and Poppet. There's a couple. Everybody loves to have ol' White and Poppet over.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 06, 2025 09:28 PM (w6EFb)

223 48 Hundreds of thousands of people without potable water. That should go well.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 06, 2025 07:52 PM (YeGMU)

Why does anyone need to move their water?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 06, 2025 09:28 PM (5y+cL)

224 Hey, I've got to watch the cafe videos, and a History Guy on Benedict Arnold. Tell 'em to hold the ONT 'til I get back, m'kay?

Posted by: mindful webworker thinks the blog revolves around him at January 06, 2025 09:28 PM (erzCX)

225 AZ Intel @AZ_Intel_ 7h
Venezuela breaks diplomatic relations with Paraguay.

Here is the English translation of this statement:

Bolivarian Republic of Venezuela
Statement

The Bolivarian Republic of Venezuela categorically rejects the statements made by the President of Paraguay, Santiago Peña, who, ignoring international law and the principle of non-intervention, repeats a failed practice reminiscent of the political fantasies of the defunct Lima Group with its ridiculous adventure called Guaidó.

These actions represent a rehash of strategies lacking political, legal, or social foundation, which have demonstrated their resounding failure. It is regrettable that governments like that of Paraguay continue to subordinate their foreign policy to the interests of foreign powers, promoting agendas aimed at undermining democratic principles and the will of free peoples.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at January 06, 2025 09:31 PM (iMpf5)

226 AZ Intel @AZ_Intel_ 7h
In this context, the Bolivarian Republic of Venezuela has decided, in the full exercise of its sovereignty, to sever diplomatic relations with the Republic of Paraguay and proceed with the immediate withdrawal of its accredited diplomatic personnel in that country.

The Bolivarian Government reaffirms its commitment to the defense of democracy, peace, and the self-determination of peoples, principles essential to the Charter of the United Nations, and reiterates that no farce dictated by international fascism will succeed in bending the will of a people determined to build their own destiny.

Caracas, January 6, 2025

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at January 06, 2025 09:31 PM (iMpf5)

227 The day after the real "Kitty" died, I spotted "Impostor Kitty" strolling down my driveway -- the cat was no longer limping. "Impostor Kitty" never came around our house again after that.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop

NGL, that has the makings of a pretty good horror story.
Posted by: FeatherBlade


That would be a good one for Anna Puma. Imposter kitty with a bad leg. Maybe some facial scars, like one across his eye, to make him more sinister. And a slight contemptuous snarl.

Posted by: haffhowershower at January 06, 2025 09:32 PM (NMT5x)

228 AZ Intel @AZ_Intel_ 4h
The United States has sent 11 Yemeni detainees at the Guantanamo Bay detention center to Oman, the Pentagon said on Monday, in a major resettlement that slashes the prisoner population to just 15 people.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at January 06, 2025 09:34 PM (iMpf5)

229 More good news from the perfect country...

AZ Intel @AZ_Intel_ 6h
NEW YORK (AP) — Judge finds Rudy Giuliani in contempt of court for failing to turn over assets to Georgia election workers.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at January 06, 2025 09:36 PM (iMpf5)

230 Never saw Creature of the Black Lagoon.

I did see Revenge of the Creature, via MST 3k. Had a short scene with some dude named Clint Eastwood. Wonder what became of him.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, go for soda at January 06, 2025 08:43 PM (Ad8y9)

Saw Creature in 3D back in the day when I was a little kid. One of the Castle Films movies I got back in the late 50's on 8mm. Silent, abbreviated version.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at January 06, 2025 09:37 PM (iODuv)

231 The horde will certainly appreciate this short clip of Nancy Pelosi:

https://tinyurl.com/p2hpsfju

Posted by: IrishEi at January 06, 2025 09:38 PM (3ImbR)

232 >>>Just last week, Meta appointed Republican Joel Kaplan to head global policy, signaling that the company is pushing for big changes.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC)
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Oh, lawsie massa Trump don't prosecute me, don't put me in jail.
Meta will be a good boy.


until the day you leave office

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 06, 2025 09:38 PM (PY/t0)

233 We need Canada's welfare queens and Statist lickspittle voters added to our own like we need a hole in the head. No thank you. Terrible idea. Luckily, it's just a publicity stunt. But anyone who likes that idea hasn't thought about it at all.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 06, 2025 09:21 PM (BI5O2)

Invade their country, kill their maple syrup executives, and convert them to Mrs. Buttersworthism.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at January 06, 2025 09:40 PM (FC8SQ)

234 228 AZ Intel @AZ_Intel_ 4h
The United States has sent 11 Yemeni detainees at the Guantanamo Bay detention center to Oman, the Pentagon said on Monday, in a major resettlement that slashes the prisoner population to just 15 people.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at January 06, 2025 09:34 PM (iMpf5)


Try to imagine the insults and damage to the US that FJB would have done in a second term, with no future election to worry about.

Posted by: Gref at January 06, 2025 09:40 PM (aBgBM)

235 The horde will certainly appreciate this short clip of Nancy Pelosi:
https://tinyurl.com/p2hpsfju
Posted by: IrishEi


Poster says "I'm sure this is AI."

A solid refutation of Pixy's view on AI. This video proves its worth to humanity.

Posted by: mikeski at January 06, 2025 09:41 PM (DgGvY)

236 A solid refutation of Pixy's view on AI. This video proves its worth to humanity.
Posted by: mikeski at January 06, 2025 09:41 PM (DgGvY)
~~~~~

Haha! Agreed. I think it's the Vising Angels jingle that does it. I can't stop watching it.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 06, 2025 09:42 PM (3ImbR)

237 AZ Intel @AZ_Intel_ 6h
NEW YORK (AP) — Judge finds Rudy Giuliani in contempt of court for failing to turn over assets to Georgia election workers.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at January 06, 2025 09:36 PM (iMpf5)

Such bullsh*t. Trump’s AG needs to prosecute these election workers.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at January 06, 2025 09:43 PM (FC8SQ)

238 Meta needs to be destroyed not filled with “conservative” board members.

Meet the old boss, same as the old boss.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 06, 2025 09:45 PM (5y+cL)

239 AZ Intel @AZ_Intel_ 6h
NEW YORK (AP) — Judge finds Rudy Giuliani in contempt of court for failing to turn over assets to Georgia election workers.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at January 06, 2025 09:36 PM (iMpf5)

Such bullsh*t. Trump’s AG needs to prosecute these election workers.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at January 06, 2025 09:43 PM (FC8SQ)

Or tell them to go fuck themselves.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at January 06, 2025 09:47 PM (iODuv)

240 207 BNO News Live @BNODesk Jan 5
The last victim of the New Orleans terror attack has been identified as LaTasha Polk, 47.

LaTasha was described as a hard-working nursing assistant and the mom of a teenage boy.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at January 06, 2025 09:19 PM (iMpf5)

Eh.
- Allstate CEO

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 06, 2025 09:47 PM (5y+cL)

241 237
'Trump’s AG needs to prosecute these election workers.'

The heck with that. Prosecute the judges for abuse of power.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 06, 2025 09:48 PM (3wi/L)

242 Watching the FCS Championship football game. Pretty good game.

Posted by: scampydog at January 06, 2025 09:53 PM (41CYW)

243 Leading Report @LeadingReport 3h
BREAKING: McDonald’s to roll back DEI practices and ‘diversity goals.’
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at January 06, 2025 09:14 PM (iMpf5)

We set a target of 57.8% of chairs hurled at assistant managers because the McNuggets were cold should be thrown by white customers, by the year 2030. However, we struggled to reach that goal.

Posted by: McDonald's Spokesperson at January 06, 2025 09:54 PM (FC8SQ)

244 Buncombe County NC has officially confirmed this afternoon that it will NOT be waiving or reducing property taxes for homes that no longer exist due to Hurricane Helene.

Property taxes are due by midnight tonight.

Posted by: SMOD at January 06, 2025 09:55 PM (GITLP)

245 🚨#BREAKING: 7.0 magnitude earthquake hits Shigatse City in Tibet, China near the border with Nepal, according to USGS.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at January 06, 2025 09:26 PM (iMpf5)

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I know that place. It's got a really big stupa.

Maybe not anymore.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 06, 2025 09:56 PM (dDmld)

246 243 Leading Report @LeadingReport 3h
BREAKING: McDonald’s to roll back DEI practices and ‘diversity goals.’
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at January 06, 2025 09:14 PM (iMpf5)

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They need a guy who knows how to fix a soft-serve ice cream machine. Even if he's white.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 06, 2025 09:58 PM (dDmld)

247 >>I hope this is not the first time you've seen this Pelosi footage:


Looks familiar. Can't put my finger on it.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 06, 2025 10:02 PM (LkLld)

248 Buncombe County NC is ground zero for all the libtard lunacy in NC. Has been for the past 50 years.

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at January 06, 2025 10:23 PM (9X60i)

249 Hamas supporters have gathered outside the Tisch Cancer Hospital

Tisch family kind of a big deal in that town.
Tisch brothers into everything, gave away a lot of money.

Great-niece of the Postmaster General is police commissioner.
Hospital may be at the intersection of FA and FO.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at January 06, 2025 10:44 PM (zdLoL)

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