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Good evening everyone
Posted by: Skip at January 08, 2025 07:30 PM (fwDg9) 2
heh.
That sheep in the last video looks completely confused. "Where'd everyone go? Why am I all alone now?" The goats just ran up that wall and over the fence like it was level ground. Pretty amazing. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 08, 2025 07:33 PM (BpYfr) 3
Cute little flying squirrel
He was- NY Animal Control Posted by: steevy at January 08, 2025 07:33 PM (KQk9m) 4
Good evening good people.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 08, 2025 07:33 PM (WXNFJ) 5
I'll take an 8 Oz Double Americano, please.
Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2025 07:33 PM (oLK8+) 6
Never seen a flying squirrel, and they are native to Pa
Posted by: Skip at January 08, 2025 07:34 PM (fwDg9) 7
>As am I but I don't call myself 'retired'. I prefer 'self-employed' or 'independent man of means'. "King of the road' works too.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan --- I shall call myself 'a man of leisure'. Posted by: Don Black. Message: DEFEAT DENMARK at January 08, 2025 07:34 PM (AOsQT) 8
How many morons have seen the top photo in their rear view mirror? Wish they could again?
The funny part is I'm not sure if it's one dog or two. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 08, 2025 07:35 PM (VNX3d) 9
Never seen a flying squirrel, and they are native to Pa
Posted by: Skip What?! You mean to tell me even the TV stations in Pittsburgh or Philly didn't carry Rocky and Bullwinkle? How sad. Posted by: Tonypete at January 08, 2025 07:35 PM (WXNFJ) 10
And was a murder in 'Rear Window'.
He was so damned good in that movie. He really comes across as genuinely puzzled and like he feels persecuted for Jimmy Stewart trying to bust him for murdering his wife. "How could you??" Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2025 07:36 PM (2VST1) 11
Ok, have seen cartoon flying squirrel
Posted by: Skip at January 08, 2025 07:36 PM (fwDg9) 12
Happy that Leftie Karen got her lights punched out. Too bad the guy that administered justice likely got the book thrown at him. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2025 07:37 PM (dxSpM) 13
Eventually Mason Hyce Barnes is gonna eat shit.
Posted by: wth at January 08, 2025 07:37 PM (v0R5T) 14
I have never had a cat that would duplicate the stuff we did but its so fun to watch them do it. I'm just like you!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2025 07:37 PM (2VST1) 15
I'm suspicious of that housekeeping dog video.
That said, training one to do things like that is probably the only way to keep a collie/shepherd-type dog sane in a suburban environment. Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 08, 2025 07:37 PM (hB7mE) 16
I shall call myself 'a man of leisure'. Posted by: Don Black. Message: DEFEAT DENMARK at January 08, 2025 07:34 PM (AOsQT) _______ "Gentleman idler" Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2025 07:37 PM (dxSpM) Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2025 07:38 PM (oLK8+) 18
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 08, 2025 07:39 PM (Zz0t1) 19
As a female, so am I. He could have really decked her but simply slapped her back in self defense.
Posted by: Jen the original at January 08, 2025 07:39 PM (VvvJo) 20
I saw a flying squirrel at a State Park on Cape Cod. Nobody believed me, but a few years later, after having repeated my tale a few times, a bunch of us were fishing there and one "flew" right over our canoes. I just took a bow and cracked a beer.
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 08, 2025 07:39 PM (2cS/G) 21
from the previous:
If it's karma for Woods, what is it for all the leftist shittards that lost everything in the very same fire? Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer Dogma, surely. Posted by: mikeski at January 08, 2025 07:41 PM (DgGvY) 22
I saw a video today of a donkey carrying around a goat like a kitten and some guy was yelling at it to “Put the goat down! Put the goat down!”
I should have been a farmer. Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 08, 2025 07:41 PM (b4o9z) 23
Rebel News @RebelNewsOnline 3h
Fourth fire engulfs vacant Winnipeg church amid Canada’s surge in church burnings Freezing conditions hampered firefighters' efforts as water turned to ice while they tackled the blaze at the vacant Winnipeg church. rebelne.ws/40a3P9N Fourth fire engulfs vacant Winnipeg church amid Canada’s surge in church burnings - Rebel News The Holy Ascension Greek Orthodox Church, a vacant historic building on the 100 block of Euclid Avenue, was engulfed in flames Monday evening, marking its fourth fire-related incident in recent years. Posted by: andycanuck (iMpf5) at January 08, 2025 07:41 PM (iMpf5) 24
Re: the goats & lamb video I'vs had enough of seeing actors fake-cgi "climb the walls" in fight scenes. Indeed, all fake fight scenes are getting ridiculouser and ridiculouser. Posted by: Soothsayer at January 08, 2025 07:41 PM (kjnCv) 25
I shall call myself 'a man of leisure'.
Posted by: Don Black "Gentleman idler" Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh Gentleman of Means. Posted by: mikeski at January 08, 2025 07:42 PM (DgGvY) 26
That movie of the woman yelling at people in mcDonald's, I don't agree with hitting women, I am still kinda old fashioned I guess. But damn if some women don't have it coming, and I am seeing a lot more videos of dumb girls getting blasted thinking there are no consequences to their actions. I think they watch all those Marvel movies and think a 110 pound girl can beat up a 250 pound warrior.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2025 07:42 PM (2VST1) 27
>6 Never seen a flying squirrel, and they are native to Pa
Posted by: Skip at January 08, 2025 07:34 PM (fwDg9) Plenty upstate. And 'flying' is really more like semi-controlled falling out of a tree. Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 08, 2025 07:43 PM (GTqXr) Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 08, 2025 07:43 PM (Zz0t1) 29
That said, training one to do things like that is probably the only way to keep a collie/shepherd-type dog sane in a suburban environment.
That's what I was thinking too, you gotta keep them busy and on the job or they go nuts. Would take ages to train a dog to do all that though Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2025 07:43 PM (2VST1) 30
Should have scrolled back. Someone said that already. Oh well.
Posted by: mikeski at January 08, 2025 07:43 PM (DgGvY) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at January 08, 2025 07:44 PM (L/fGl) 32
Never seen a flying squirrel, and they are native to Pa
Posted by: Skip Plenty upstate. And 'flying' is really more like semi-controlled falling out of a tree. Posted by: Heavy Meta Sugar Gliders are named properly. Flying Squirrels are putting on airs. Posted by: mikeski at January 08, 2025 07:44 PM (DgGvY) 33
They have been burning churches in Canada for years do to the (proven false) stories that Indians were murdered at church schools.
Posted by: steevy at January 08, 2025 07:44 PM (KQk9m) 34
By the way, if you haven't seen it, I recommend the Joe Rogan Experience show with Wes Huff on it. Very informative and interesting.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2025 07:45 PM (2VST1) 35
>>Plenty upstate. And 'flying' is really more like semi-controlled falling out of a tree.
High Surface Area Squirrels would be more accurate. Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2025 07:45 PM (oLK8+) Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 08, 2025 07:45 PM (Wnv9h) 37
There’s a flying snake . Shapes its body just like a wing to do it. So if you have a snake phobia, don’t forget to look up too.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 08, 2025 07:45 PM (b4o9z) 38
Just a boy and his FAT. Damn.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 08, 2025 07:45 PM (Zz0t1) 39
What do you call a bat in a fur coat? A flying squirrel.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 08, 2025 07:46 PM (0wWvl) 40
They have been burning churches in Canada for years do to the (proven false) stories that Indians were murdered at church schools.
Yeah it was debunked pretty early on but people just ignored it. Trudeau trampled three little kids and a grandma with a walker to get to a camera and condemn churches. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2025 07:46 PM (2VST1) 41
I'd like to visit Nazare to see those waves. Crazy big.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 08, 2025 07:47 PM (LkLld) Posted by: jsg at January 08, 2025 07:47 PM (Fg0Nr) 43
>39 Just a boy and his FAT. Damn.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 08, 2025 07:45 PM (Zz0t1) Lil bro's cat is chonky. Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 08, 2025 07:47 PM (GTqXr) 44
And if those old stones said "thou shall not hit a woman" ? I'd tell the author he didn't have a fucking clue either. Meet todays women.
Its part of the same philosophy of if you are big and tough you don't beat up on little kids and weaker men, either. But even a milquetoast man can take a it better than a woman. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2025 07:47 PM (2VST1) 45
I believe they still have a "day" every year to apologize for sending indigenous kids to church schools. I believe Biden also apologized for missionary schools on reservations as well.
Posted by: steevy at January 08, 2025 07:48 PM (KQk9m) 46
Plenty upstate. And 'flying' is really more like semi-controlled falling out of a tree.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 08, 2025 07:43 PM (GTqXr) --- Nature's wingsuit. Now if we could strap a little Go-Pro camera on their cute little heads... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 08, 2025 07:48 PM (BpYfr) 47
I'd like to visit Nazare to see those waves. Crazy big.
Yeah the waves off Portugal are epic, just legendary in their size. Its one thing to have a wave land on you, but having that kind of thing hit you its lights out. No thanks. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2025 07:48 PM (2VST1) 48
Yeah, the whole graves of Indian children thing was based on ground penetrating radar. One episode of Oak Island would have cleared that up.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 08, 2025 07:49 PM (b4o9z) 49
>>Plenty upstate. And 'flying' is really more like semi-controlled falling out of a tree.
High Surface Area Squirrels would be more accurate. Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2025 07:45 PM Hey, Secret...sounds like some bitchez want to FAFO. Posted by: Morroco Mole at January 08, 2025 07:49 PM (Wnv9h) 50
Is THAT why they're called copy cats!
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at January 08, 2025 07:49 PM (J5RCE) 51
I like how the cat getting pushed around manages to have an annoyed look on his face.
Posted by: steevy at January 08, 2025 07:49 PM (KQk9m) 52
Stay at home dog is the funniest video I seen in a long time
Posted by: Skip at January 08, 2025 07:49 PM (fwDg9) 53
Singularly stupid of the gal to put her hands on the guy who's trying to get his buddy away from the situation.
That's gal who didn't get the "fist of manners" lesson at a young age. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 08, 2025 07:50 PM (tT6L1) Posted by: Scarymary at January 08, 2025 07:50 PM (zddDv) 55
There is a scene in El Dorado where James Caan's character Colorado gets smacked by a woman. He smacks her back and says " don't do that again because I hit a lot harder than you"
Posted by: steevy at January 08, 2025 07:51 PM (KQk9m) 56
Trudeau trampled three little kids and a grandma with a walker to get to a camera and condemn churches.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2025 07:46 PM (2VST1) Need a Chuck U Schumer vs Trudeau obstacle course race to the camera/mic. Battle of the heavy weights Posted by: A dude in MI at January 08, 2025 07:51 PM (/6GbT) 57
Every time I watch these cat videos I tell my kittehs they need to up their game.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 08, 2025 07:51 PM (D6PGr) 58
Watching the surfer riding the monster wave, all I could think was, "Dude, get the fuck out of there!"
Posted by: davidt at January 08, 2025 07:52 PM (i0F8b) 59
Truck cat is fat.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 08, 2025 07:52 PM (63Dwl) 60
That's gal who didn't get the "fist of manners" lesson at a young age.
Yeah you can pretty much tell who never had any older brothers or a dad around. No concept how much stronger men are than they. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2025 07:52 PM (2VST1) 61
I don’t care what anybody says, that’s Fidel Castro’s bastard son.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 08, 2025 07:53 PM (b4o9z) Posted by: Golden Retriever #3 at January 08, 2025 07:53 PM (DgGvY) 63
When you realize you're not a Goat! 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/JIUzdEI1iB
— The Figen (@TheFigen_) January 6, 2025 The only actual female on the women's cross country team. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 08, 2025 07:53 PM (Zz0t1) 64
My cat used to do some funny stuff, wish I had recorded it. One of my favorites is if he would miss a jump or fall(it happens even to cats) he would kind of walk away like nothing happened.
Posted by: steevy at January 08, 2025 07:53 PM (KQk9m) 65
>That's gal who didn't get the "fist of manners" lesson at a young age.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 08, 2025 07:50 PM (tT6L1) Or the unlubed dildo of consequences. Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 08, 2025 07:53 PM (GTqXr) 66
Watching the surfer riding the monster wave, all I could think was, "Dude, get the fuck out of there!"
Posted by: davidt at January 08, 2025 07:52 PM It doesn't end well. Posted by: Zombie Bodhi at January 08, 2025 07:54 PM (Wnv9h) 67
McDonald's Karen had it coming. These women are just embarrassing.
Want to be treated like a lady ? Act like one. Want to be treated like a whore ? Act like one. The biggest problem with these White Knights on the Right is insisting on treating whores like ladies. Posted by: Tired of the Dumb Shit Chivalry had rules for both sides. We only try to enforce the men's rules today. And then the lefty women get bitchy when we follow them. Posted by: mikeski at January 08, 2025 07:54 PM (DgGvY) 68
I don’t care what anybody says, that’s Fidel Castro’s bastard son.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 08, 2025 07:53 PM (b4o9z) https://is.gd/OR92V1 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 08, 2025 07:54 PM (Zz0t1) 69
17 Hahaha - Chaz's hands are rated 'E' for 'Everybody'.
Gotta love Inman Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2025 07:38 PM (oLK8+) Summer teeth. Summer here, Summer gone lol Posted by: jsg at January 08, 2025 07:54 PM (Fg0Nr) 70
Need a Chuck U Schumer vs Trudeau obstacle course race to the camera/mic. Battle of the heavy weights
This is the kind of stuff that Monty Python and SNL used to spoof. Now we get sad piano pieces because they lost an election. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2025 07:54 PM (2VST1) 71
Ah ha ha haaaa.:
A vocal proponent of the state’s controversial congestion pricing plan who is nudging New Yorkers into the city’s troubled transit system was attacked at a Manhattan subway station over the weekend. Layla Law-Gisiko, president of the City Club of New York, which sued Gov. Kathy Hochul to implement the unpopular toll for motorists driving into Manhattan, said she was left bruised and battered after the Saturday afternoon attack at the 23rd Street station. Posted by: fd at January 08, 2025 07:54 PM (vFG9F) 72
There is an episode of Jersey Shore where Snooki got knocked the fuck out.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 08, 2025 07:55 PM (D6PGr) Posted by: Truck Cat at January 08, 2025 07:55 PM (Wnv9h) 74
>As am I but I don't call myself 'retired'. I prefer 'self-employed' or 'independent man of means'. "King of the road' works too.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan --- I shall call myself 'a man of leisure'. Posted by: Don Black. Message: DEFEAT DENMARK A bon vivant. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at January 08, 2025 07:56 PM (L/fGl) 75
One of my favorites is if he would miss a jump or fall(it happens even to cats) he would kind of walk away like nothing happened.
Posted by: steevy at January 08, 2025 07:53 PM (KQk9m) --- It's all fun and games until they try to jump up in your lap, fail, and then recover themselves with all claws extended. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 08, 2025 07:56 PM (BpYfr) 76
79 That happened a time or two as well....
Posted by: steevy at January 08, 2025 07:56 PM (KQk9m) 77
There’s a flying snake . Shapes its body just like a wing to do it. So if you have a snake phobia, don’t forget to look up too.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe Could've gone all year without that reminder. Had managed to drink those RAM cells into their little Darwin Awards. The videos of them 'flying' are nightmare stuff. Posted by: BifBewalski at January 08, 2025 07:56 PM (MsrgL) 78
Cat getting ride in dump truck looks bored
Posted by: Skip at January 08, 2025 07:56 PM (fwDg9) 79
My cat used to do some funny stuff, wish I had recorded it. One of my favorites is if he would miss a jump or fall(it happens even to cats) he would kind of walk away like nothing happened. Posted by: steevy He meant to do that! Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 08, 2025 07:56 PM (63Dwl) 80
Chivalry had rules for both sides. We only try to enforce the men's rules today. And then the lefty women get bitchy when we follow them. Posted by: mikeski at January 08, 2025 07:54 PM (DgGvY) I know men that have had their lives nearly ruined for only defending themselves and blocking the attack of a woman. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 08, 2025 07:56 PM (Zz0t1) 81
No disrespect to all the dog and cat adoptees out there, but why don't we see videos of all the human children adopted every day?
Posted by: GWB at January 08, 2025 07:57 PM (4DL70) Posted by: jsg at January 08, 2025 07:57 PM (Fg0Nr) 83
It’s not just the pictures. His parents hung out with Castro, his mother was a whore that was notorious for sleeping around, and his so called father was like 40 years older than his mother.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 08, 2025 07:57 PM (b4o9z) 84
>Layla Law-Gisiko, president of the City Club of New York, which sued Gov. Kathy Hochul to implement the unpopular toll for motorists driving into Manhattan, said she was left bruised and battered after the Saturday afternoon attack at the 23rd Street station.
Posted by: fd at January 08, 2025 07:54 PM (vFG9F) ...and right on cue, the unlubed dildo of consequences strikes again. Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 08, 2025 07:57 PM (GTqXr) 85
Example of Democrat Politician Incompetence and Dodging Responsibility, No. 493,600,714:
https://tinyurl.com/2p97yppc Posted by: Gref at January 08, 2025 07:57 PM (aBgBM) 86
Actually had to search for "snooki" and came across this......
Snooki's Naked Ass Microcosm Of What Is Wrong With The USA Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 08, 2025 07:58 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 08, 2025 07:58 PM (klJTj) 88
I know men that have had their lives nearly ruined for only defending themselves and blocking the attack of a woman.
That is the other thing to remember: she can pound on you, but if you fight back you're under arrest for assault and battery and she walks. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2025 07:58 PM (2VST1) 89
89 Example of Democrat Politician Incompetence and Dodging Responsibility, No. 493,600,714:
https://tinyurl.com/2p97yppc Posted by: Gref at January 08, 2025 07:57 PM (aBgBM) How you say..... DEI Posted by: jsg at January 08, 2025 07:58 PM (Fg0Nr) 90
I believe Biden also apologized for missionary schools on reservations as well. Posted by: steevy at January 08, 2025 07:48 PM (KQk9m) __________ Should have just let them grow up as alcoholic layabouts. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2025 07:59 PM (dxSpM) 91
No disrespect to all the dog and cat adoptees out there, but why don't we see videos of all the human children adopted every day?
Posted by: GWB at January 08, 2025 07:57 PM (4DL70) You reminded me of the movie Instant Family. It’s turned into one of those movies you watch every time you come across it. Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 08, 2025 07:59 PM (D6PGr) Posted by: Don Black. Message: DEFEAT DENMARK at January 08, 2025 07:59 PM (AOsQT) 93
No disrespect to all the dog and cat adoptees out there, but why don't we see videos of all the human children adopted every day?
Posted by: GWB at January 08, 2025 07:57 PM (4DL70) What, me worry? Posted by: Angelina Jolie at January 08, 2025 08:00 PM (Zz0t1) 94
Watching the surfer riding the monster wave, all I could think was, "Dude, get the fuck out of there!"
Posted by: davidt Seawater is 8.56 pounds per gallon. Posted by: foul Mathematics at January 08, 2025 08:01 PM (DgGvY) 95
Should have just let them grow up as alcoholic layabouts. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2025 07:59 PM (dxSpM) The tribal leaders are making BILLIONS from the casinos. The tribes still live in rundown trailers in deserts and are alcoholic layabouts. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 08, 2025 08:02 PM (Zz0t1) 96
And now Mika has to read a "legal note" on MSNBC: https://tinyurl.com/2625e5hr This is fallout from the ABC/Snuffleupagus settlement. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 08, 2025 08:02 PM (w6EFb) 97
That is the other thing to remember: she can pound on you, but if you fight back you're under arrest for assault and battery and she walks.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor And I suppose if you just try to restrain her you're up on sexual assault charges. Posted by: mikeski side-eyes the Soros DA at January 08, 2025 08:02 PM (DgGvY) 98
@85 Those seem more intrusive, sometimes sad and kind of too intimate, whereas animal adoptions are all around feel good vids. I'm sure there are millions of human adoption videos on YT, just got to search for them a few times and your algorithm will give you a steady stream.
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 08, 2025 08:02 PM (2cS/G) 99
Posted by: Tired of the Dumb Shit at January 08, 2025 08:02 PM (o3VUz
Going to change your handle on every thread, Scogg? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2025 08:04 PM (qG7JU) 100
https://tinyurl.com/2625e5hr This is fallout from the ABC/Snuffleupagus settlement. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 08, 2025 08:02 PM (w6EFb) That pic of Mika in the article where she's looking straight on.....I got a Gonzo vibe from that look. https://is.gd/Ua2kUO Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 08, 2025 08:05 PM (Zz0t1) 101
The new Tim Allen series is on right now with Cat Dennings.
It looks stupid so far, but Cat has a great rack. But not great enough to keep it on, unfortunately. Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 08, 2025 08:05 PM (ufFY8) 102
I have never had a cat that would duplicate the stuff we did but its so fun to watch them do it. I'm just like you!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2025 07:37 PM (2VST1) The quarter on the paw is easy, they never like having the paw trapped and will put theirs on top of anything that does it. Posted by: Oldcat at January 08, 2025 08:05 PM (n7h9X) 103
James Caan was Mississippi in El Dorado
Ricky Nelson was Colorado in Rio Bravo Posted by: Don Black. Message: DEFEAT DENMAR Woody Harrelson was Tallahassee in Zombieland. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at January 08, 2025 08:05 PM (L/fGl) 104
As am I but I don't call myself 'retired'. I prefer 'self-employed' or 'independent man of means'. "King of the road' works too.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan --- I shall call myself 'a man of leisure'. Posted by: Don Black. Message: DEFEAT DENMARK A bon vivant. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks ---- Affable idler Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 08, 2025 08:06 PM (XeU6L) 105
How about ... fuck the rules, and damn the consequences. Flip the tables. Nah, not for you. Posted by: Tired of the Dumb Shit at January 08, 2025 08:02 PM (o3VUz) Go be the man and let us know how that works out. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 08, 2025 08:06 PM (Zz0t1) 106
Don Adams played Tennessee.
Posted by: davidt at January 08, 2025 08:06 PM (i0F8b) 107
The tribal leaders are making BILLIONS from the casinos. The tribes still live in rundown trailers in deserts and are alcoholic layabouts. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 08, 2025 08:02 PM (Zz0t1) ________ My guess is that tribal councils make your average Eastern European/Central Asian thugocracy look squeaky clean. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2025 08:07 PM (dxSpM) 108
It looks stupid so far, but Cat has a great rack. But not great enough to keep it on, unfortunately. Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 08, 2025 08:05 PM Never heard of her, but seeing the commercials, yes. She's got quite the front end going on there. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 08, 2025 08:07 PM (Zz0t1) 109
The tribes still live in rundown trailers in deserts and are alcoholic layabouts.
Yeah but by every rusty trailer is a brand new top-options Ford F450 and a satellite dish. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2025 08:07 PM (2VST1) 110
Should have just let them grow up as alcoholic layabouts.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2025 07:59 PM (dxSpM) The tribal leaders are making BILLIONS from the casinos. The tribes still live in rundown trailers in deserts and are alcoholic layabouts. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 08, 2025 08:02 PM (Zz0t1) they've learned so much from us! Posted by: Oldcat at January 08, 2025 08:07 PM (n7h9X) Posted by: Tonypete at January 08, 2025 08:07 PM (WXNFJ) 112
And I suppose if you just try to restrain her you're up on sexual assault charges.
Probably yeah. Go be the man and let us know how that works out. He's just trolling for responses, was posting as Weft Cut last thread. I'd have never replied if I had noticed who it was. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2025 08:08 PM (2VST1) 113
I'm not really sure why all the excitement about the surfer at Nazare'. I mean, it's a pretty big wave, but he's down at the bottom the whole time. I could do that.
*shifty eyes* Posted by: Archimedes at January 08, 2025 08:08 PM (xCA6C) 114
That said, training one to do things like that is probably the only way to keep a collie/shepherd-type dog sane in a suburban environment.
That's what I was thinking too, you gotta keep them busy and on the job or they go nuts. Would take ages to train a dog to do all that though Posted by: Christopher R Taylor Aussie Shepherds are wicked smart, but that one's name better be something like Einstein or Curie. Collecting the laundry into a pile would have been inborn behavior. Maybe loading the dishwasher. How did they teach it to vacuum? Posted by: mikeski at January 08, 2025 08:09 PM (DgGvY) 115
Nevada Smith
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 08, 2025 08:09 PM (XeU6L) 116
>What's that in US $?
Posted by: Tonypete at January 08, 2025 08:07 PM (WXNFJ) $20, same as in town. Posted by: You already know the answer at January 08, 2025 08:09 PM (GTqXr) 117
Minnesota Fats.
Posted by: davidt at January 08, 2025 08:10 PM (i0F8b) 118
He's just trolling for responses, was posting as Weft Cut last thread. I'd have never replied if I had noticed who it was.
Is it Scogg trying out a new dodge? Posted by: Archimedes at January 08, 2025 08:10 PM (xCA6C) 119
Michigan J Frog
Posted by: Scarymary at January 08, 2025 08:10 PM (zddDv) 120
Never heard of her, but seeing the commercials, yes. She's got quite the front end going on there.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 08, 2025 08:07 PM (Zz0t1) She was the Two Broke Girls wench that was not the skinny one. Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 08, 2025 08:10 PM (ufFY8) 121
That Aussie shepherd is just a reincarnated 50’s housewife.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 08, 2025 08:11 PM (D6PGr) Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2025 08:11 PM (5n7Gi) 123
No disrespect to all the dog and cat adoptees out there, but why don't we see videos of all the human children adopted every day?
Posted by: GWB at January 08, 2025 07:57 PM (4DL70) Ironically I've been getting a lot of them in my feed -- kids asking Dad-in-fact to adopt them, Kids getting a surprise adoption notice in a box. They are less cute because infant human adoption is what everyone imagines rather than what these are. Posted by: Oldcat at January 08, 2025 08:11 PM (n7h9X) 124
tribes still live in rundown trailers in deserts and are alcoholic layabouts.
Native Americans used every part of the bottle. Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with festive little caps and interpretive dance. at January 08, 2025 08:12 PM (etVYn) 125
I'm not really sure why all the excitement about the surfer at Nazare'. I mean, it's a pretty big wave, but he's down at the bottom the whole time. I could do that.
*shifty eyes* Posted by: Archimedes Yeah, I kept thinking, man, I'd turn into that big curl... get some wave over me, man... That's what I'd do. Yeah. Posted by: MkY at January 08, 2025 08:12 PM (cPGH3) 126
Winds are picking up outside
Posted by: Skip at January 08, 2025 08:12 PM (fwDg9) 127
It looks stupid so far, but Cat has a great rack.
But not great enough to keep it on, unfortunately. Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 08, 2025 08:05 PM ------------------ Stupid dialog, and her voice is really grating. But... Perfect show to watch on mute. Posted by: Bigsmith at January 08, 2025 08:12 PM (1Au9i) 128
Wait! I got it! We get Lizzie Warren to do a rain dance!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at January 08, 2025 08:13 PM (L/fGl) 129
Winds NW 30-35mph, really don't need that
Have a great evening everyone Posted by: Skip at January 08, 2025 08:13 PM (fwDg9) Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with festive little caps and interpretive dance. at January 08, 2025 08:13 PM (etVYn) 131
No disrespect to all the dog and cat adoptees out there, but why don't we see videos of all the human children adopted every day?
Posted by: GWB Probably because of minors and privacy issues. Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2025 08:14 PM (5n7Gi) 132
G'nite, Skip.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 08, 2025 08:14 PM (mH6SG) 133
Stupid dialog, and her voice is really grating. But...
Perfect show to watch on mute. Posted by: Bigsmith at January 08, 2025 08:12 PM (1Au9i) So, that TikTok'r Juggy McJuggerson, then? Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 08, 2025 08:14 PM (Zz0t1) 134
WHY WON'T EITHER OF MY DOGS DO THAT?!?!
Posted by: Someone Else at January 08, 2025 08:15 PM (IrqeV) 135
Perfect show to watch on mute.
Posted by: Bigsmith at January 08, 2025 08:12 PM (1Au9i) Yeah, believe it ir not, Mrs. anchorbabe wants to watch more of it. Thr jokes are a little cringey. Tim Allen is more conservativy than when in Kast Man Standing, and the little girl is grrl power... But, nice rack on Cat... Stiffler is also in it, lol. Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 08, 2025 08:15 PM (ufFY8) 136
My cat used to do some funny stuff, wish I had recorded it. One of my favorites is if he would miss a jump or fall(it happens even to cats) he would kind of walk away like nothing happened.
Posted by: steevy He meant to do that! Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 08, 2025 07:56 PM (63Dwl) The classic response is to instantly get up and start cleaning a paw or its face using the paw to look like it isn't excited at all. Posted by: Oldcat at January 08, 2025 08:15 PM (n7h9X) 137
It looks stupid so far, but Cat has a great rack.
Something about her is super, super annoying to me. Real nice to look at but she's the epitome of "some guy is really tired of her crap." Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2025 08:15 PM (2VST1) 138
Stiffler is also in it, lol. Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 08, 2025 08:15 PM Never trust a dude with 3 first names. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 08, 2025 08:16 PM (Zz0t1) 139
I knew Bohdi made it!
Posted by: banana Dream at January 08, 2025 08:17 PM (Y6IkP) 140
The tribal leaders are making BILLIONS from the casinos. The tribes still live in rundown trailers in deserts and are alcoholic layabouts. Posted by: Sponge ===== Capitalism is to blame Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 08, 2025 08:17 PM (8AONa) 141
Real nice to look at but she's the epitome of "some guy is really tired of her crap."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2025 08:15 PM (2VST1) Yep. She might be the nicest person in the world, but comes across as bitchy. Can't quite pin it down. Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 08, 2025 08:18 PM (ufFY8) 142
The Cincinnati Kid
Posted by: zombie Steve McQueen at January 08, 2025 08:18 PM (TTAGa) 143
Michigan J Frog Posted by: Scarymary at January 08, 2025 08:10 PM (zddDv) __________ The Big Alabama in from New Orleans. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2025 08:18 PM (dxSpM) 144
Indiana Jones
Posted by: Scarymary at January 08, 2025 08:19 PM (zddDv) 145
Wait! I got it! We get Lizzie Warren to do a rain dance!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at January 08, 2025 08:13 PM (L/fGl) Screw that c*nt. She wrote a letter to Pete Hegseth regurgitating every lie that's come out and already debunked. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 08, 2025 08:19 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: jsg at January 08, 2025 08:20 PM (/E4Om) 147
COL 1, BOS 1 end 1st 🏒
Posted by: Don Black. Message: at January 08, 2025 08:20 PM (AOsQT) 148
Aussie Shepherds are wicked smart, but that one's name better be something like Einstein or Curie.
Posted by: mikeski Then again, it didn't have to separate white and colored laundry, or add detergent. So maybe it's not that smart. Posted by: mikeski at January 08, 2025 08:20 PM (DgGvY) 149
Tennessee Jed
Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2025 08:20 PM (oLK8+) 150
LOL, Mrs. anchorbabe is crushing on Stiffler, and says he should be the son coning home with the kids, and Cat should be an office chick at the mechanic shop.
Because you Know Stiffler and Cat will be getting it on....eventually. Pretty funny. Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 08, 2025 08:20 PM (ufFY8) 151
Yep. She might be the nicest person in the world, but comes across as bitchy. Can't quite pin it down.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 08, 2025 08:18 PM ------------------ I think a lot of it is her voice. She always sounds whiny/annoyed. Posted by: Bigsmith at January 08, 2025 08:21 PM (1Au9i) 152
Colorado is playing Chicago.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 08, 2025 08:21 PM (Zz0t1) 153
Florida Evans
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 08, 2025 08:21 PM (63Dwl) 154
It takes more than big boobs.
Yeah, lol, I can't believe I typed that, either. Posted by: jsg at January 08, 2025 08:20 PM (/E4Om) I don't know you any more. Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 08, 2025 08:22 PM (ufFY8) 155
Right Caan was Mississippi
Posted by: steevy at January 08, 2025 08:22 PM (KQk9m) 156
Dad actually gave me a briefing once. “You never ever hit a lady”
Many years later, I brought this up, and suggested a modification. “These ain’t ladies, dad”. He seemed agreeable. It should also be pointed out chicks have long used the male forbearance as a tactic. Arguably if they want to work and play in male spaces, all bets are off. This “I can do anything a man can do, and when I can’t it’s because I’m a victim” isn’t gonna fly. Speaking of. Flying squirrels are largely nocturnal. I’ve spent more time in the woods than most, and I’ve only seen one. For about two seconds. It did fly off a cliff face from a tree. They are like the Wingsuit guys of the animal world. Even non-flying squirrels are pretty crazy about jumping. You’ll swear they are dead after falling fromna tree. Nope. Give ‘em a few minutes, they’ll come around. Posted by: Common Tater at January 08, 2025 08:22 PM (QPjUO) 157
>Is it Scogg trying out a new dodge?
--- is he the poster of many names who drops in to tell us how disappointing we are? Posted by: Don Black. Message: at January 08, 2025 08:22 PM (AOsQT) 158
Irmo Arnold.
Posted by: Eromero at January 08, 2025 08:23 PM (LHPAg) 159
Seattle Slew
Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2025 08:23 PM (oLK8+) 160
Who likes videos about Stupid People doing Stupid things to their cars? At one point in this video, you'll see a china-virus-masked idiot in Minnesota "wash" her car at the Gasoline Pump. https://is.gd/BicnFf Posted by: Soothsayer at January 08, 2025 08:24 PM (kjnCv) 161
oh yeah
they played the Bruins the other night FFS - I've had a trying day any day I have to do battle with Comcast.. Posted by: Don Black. Message: at January 08, 2025 08:25 PM (AOsQT) 162
Dad actually gave me a briefing once. “You never ever hit a lady” _________ What if she says, "Spank me"? Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2025 08:25 PM (dxSpM) Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 08, 2025 08:25 PM (ufFY8) 164
Northwest Smith
Posted by: Kindltot at January 08, 2025 08:26 PM (D7oie) 165
is he the poster of many names who drops in to tell us how disappointing we are?
Posted by: Don Black. Message: at January 08, 2025 08:22 PM (AOsQT) One of many. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 08, 2025 08:26 PM (Zz0t1) 166
Even non-flying squirrels are pretty crazy about jumping. You’ll swear they are dead after falling fromna tree. Nope. Give ‘em a few minutes, they’ll come around.
Posted by: Common Tater Darwinism in action. Squirrels fall all the time. The ones big enough to hit "damaging velocity" before "terminal velocity" get weeded out of the gene pool. Non-flying ones still do the same "glider" thing, they just don't have quite as much skin. So it just acts as a bit of a parachute, not a glider. Posted by: mikeski at January 08, 2025 08:26 PM (DgGvY) 167
Is it Scogg trying out a new dodge?
Posted by: Archimedes at January 08, 2025 08:10 PM (xCA6C) Dodges are lame, he should try some other GM product Posted by: Kindltot at January 08, 2025 08:27 PM (D7oie) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at January 08, 2025 08:27 PM (L/fGl) 169
Rhode Island Red
Posted by: davidt at January 08, 2025 08:29 PM (i0F8b) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2025 08:30 PM (pQtEI) 171
Panama Red
Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2025 08:30 PM (oLK8+) Posted by: fd at January 08, 2025 08:31 PM (vFG9F) 173
Nice to see examples of smug being posted this evening. Such virtue.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 08, 2025 08:31 PM (7Vi0c) 174
Acapulco gold
Posted by: Ben Had at January 08, 2025 08:31 PM (0wWvl) 175
What if she says, "Spank me"?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh Only until it's red. Stop before it leaves a mark. What? Posted by: Tonypete at January 08, 2025 08:31 PM (WXNFJ) 176
John Denver
Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2025 08:31 PM (oLK8+) 177
At one point in this video, you'll see a china-virus-masked idiot in Minnesota "wash" her car at the Gasoline Pump.
Posted by: Soothsayer "How to spot a pr0nstar." Posted by: mikeski at January 08, 2025 08:31 PM (DgGvY) 178
then scogg must be 'way way downriver' too
Posted by: Don Black. Message: at January 08, 2025 08:31 PM (AOsQT) 179
Posted by: Don Black. Message: at January 08, 2025 08:22 PM (AOsQT)
Who the hell did you pay off to get that hash? Posted by: Archimedes at January 08, 2025 08:32 PM (xCA6C) Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 08, 2025 08:33 PM (w6EFb) 181
Native Americans used every part of the bottle.
—- I knew a Montanan who told me he would routinely find piles of empty Lysol spray cans with a hole punched in the side of them. To get high. On Sundays back when booze wasn’t sold, he said the gas station he worked, a pickup truck would pull in full of Injuns and they would pile out and buy all the brake fluid they had, stuff like that. Very sad. Lewis and Clark wrote about one of the Nations they encountered. They would not purchase or drink alcohol. The Chief demanded that first they be paid to drink, arguing that they were being plyed with booze to make fools of them. If you are doing this at our expense, then we need compensation. This was a wise Chief. But this philosophy did not prevail. It was held by some traders that after one drink, many Indians would trade their horse or blanket or anything they owned for another drink. So they made sure to get them drunk before doing anything. At least Clark - the Red Haired Chief - was not a forked tongue wasichu Posted by: Common Tater at January 08, 2025 08:35 PM (QPjUO) 182
California is looking at 100,000 instant homeless people.
Good luck folks. Maybe the Federal government can do something? Who am I kidding? These are mostly white people that had it coming. Seriously, this is really going to f things up badly. Posted by: pawn, RIP Vic at January 08, 2025 08:35 PM (QB+5g) 183
Posted by: Don Black. Message: at January 08, 2025 08:31 PM (AOsQT)
No; They're two different posters. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2025 08:35 PM (pQtEI) Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2025 08:36 PM (2VST1) 185
President Trump just announced he will rename all cities' "china towns" America Towns. Posted by: Soothsayer at January 08, 2025 08:36 PM (kjnCv) 186
then scogg must be 'way way downriver' too Posted by: Don Black. Message: at January 08, 2025 08:31 PM (AOsQT) _______ No, but I can see why you'd say that. It's one thing to disagree with someone but diplomacy, I'm told, is the art of telling someone to go to hell such that they look forward to making the trip. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2025 08:37 PM (dxSpM) 187
What the hell are we doing?
Posted by: fd at January 08, 2025 08:31 PM (vFG9F) The same thing we do every night. Try to take over the world. Posted by: Kindltot at January 08, 2025 08:37 PM (D7oie) 188
26F at 8:30PM here. It was freezing a little past 6:30.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 08, 2025 08:33 PM (w6EFb) It has been below freezing continuously for the last four days, with four more to go. 23degF out now. (W MI). Happens every year. Global cooling. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 08, 2025 08:38 PM (ufFY8) 189
Soothsayer
12 more days. Then Trump will have to govern. I expect less stray voltage. Not none. Less. Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 08, 2025 08:38 PM (u82oZ) 190
>Who the hell did you pay off to get that hash?
Posted by: Archimedes ---- it came with the membership upgrade Posted by: Don Black. Message: at January 08, 2025 08:38 PM (AOsQT) Posted by: haffhowershower at January 08, 2025 08:39 PM (NMT5x) 192
7 more days until a temp gets above freezing. For 10 minutes.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 08, 2025 08:39 PM (u82oZ) Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 08, 2025 08:40 PM (ufFY8) Posted by: Guy who everybody left and is now all alone at January 08, 2025 08:40 PM (ybSPO) 195
is he the poster of many names who drops in to tell us how disappointing we are?
to be fair, I am pretty disappointing. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2025 08:40 PM (2VST1) Posted by: Carmen San Diego at January 08, 2025 08:41 PM (oLK8+) 197
to be fair, I am pretty disappointing.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor I've been a master under-achiever most my life. I'm getting really good at it now. Posted by: MkY at January 08, 2025 08:42 PM (cPGH3) 198
I turned up the temp 2 degrees in the house because it was a tad chilly.
Don't live in California. Posted by: jsg at January 08, 2025 08:42 PM (/E4Om) 199
>> California is looking at 100,000 instant homeless people.
They can sleep on the Poop Covered Beaches. Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2025 08:42 PM (oLK8+) 200
181 The Hemi 5.7 ... shit Dodge is willingly shutting down.
Much like the LS for GM. Soon to be the 5.0 Coyote for Ford. And free political discourse for everyone. But look on the bright side. You'll have certain folks from - say - New Jersey - willing to surf every thread just in case a well performing platform like the Ford inline 300 CI straight six shows up. Posted by: Dangerous at January 08, 2025 08:33 PM (2IdhW) Not to be contrary but I've all of those but the LS, I currently have the Ford inline 6 in a 92 F150. It is the cat's pajamas. Not from NJ either. Posted by: Eromero at January 08, 2025 08:42 PM (LHPAg) Posted by: Soothsayer at January 08, 2025 08:42 PM (kjnCv) 202
Also - as long as we’re on topic.
Believe it or not, there were in historical times actual Squirrel migrations. It sounds comical or improbable, but it’s true. Thousands and thousands. Lewis and Clark witnessed this on the Ohio, when they were heading to St. Louis. They couldn’t believe it either, and further noted that there didn’t seem any difference in the number of Acorns on the other side of the river or anything like that, no observable reason for it. Posted by: Common Tater at January 08, 2025 08:42 PM (QPjUO) 203
They can sleep on the Poop Covered Beaches.
Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2025 08:42 PM (oLK8+) Red bikini clad prime Pam Anderson hardest hit. She better wear sandals. Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 08, 2025 08:44 PM (ufFY8) 204
The Babylon Bee has obtained the following list of other things Trump plans to rename:
All USB ports in the country will be renamed "USA Ports": Only patriotic connections for electronic devices from now on. The Statue of Liberty will now be "Lady Melania": The only proper name for the biggest, most beautiful woman in the world. French Fries will now be known as "Florida fries": All restaurants must comply or face the consequences. South America will now be known as "Worse Mexico": There's only room for one America in this world. The right one. New Mexico will be required to call itself "West Texas": No part of the United States should ever be called Mexico. Greenland will now be called "AmericaLand": So much better. Georgia will be required to rename itself South South Carolina: That's for 2020, Georgia. The first country that agrees to rename itself "Trumpistan" gets free NATO membership: Any nation should see the value in this. China will now be spelled "Chy-na" on all world maps: We all say it that way anyway. Tex-Mex cuisine will now be simply "Tex-Tex": Nachos are American now, folks. Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at January 08, 2025 08:44 PM (jQ+5q) 205
They can sleep on the Poop Covered Beaches. Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2025 08:42 PM (oLK8+) Where the beaches aren't just the shit, they're full of shit. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 08, 2025 08:44 PM (Zz0t1) 206
They couldn’t believe it either, and further noted that there didn’t seem any difference in the number of Acorns on the other side of the river or anything like that, no observable reason for it.
Posted by: Common Tater So... did the squirrels swim the Mississippi, or make rafts? Posted by: MkY at January 08, 2025 08:45 PM (cPGH3) 207
I've been a master under-achiever most my life. I'm getting really good at it now.
See, now that's looking on the bright side of life Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2025 08:45 PM (2VST1) Posted by: davidt at January 08, 2025 08:45 PM (i0F8b) 209
to be fair, I am pretty disappointing. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor I've been a master under-achiever most my life. I'm getting really good at it now. Posted by: MkY at January 08, 2025 08:42 PM (cPGH3) _________ I am outstandingly mediocre. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2025 08:46 PM (dxSpM) 210
Joliet Jake
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 08, 2025 08:46 PM (VNX3d) 211
>> It has been below freezing continuously for the last four days,
That would be pipe-bursting weather big time down here for a lot. As long as it gets above freezing during the day, it's generally okay. Average temp for today is going to be below freezing, 31F at most. We've had a few of those since Dec. We had a cold snap right at the start of Dec, and then another later, but Dec temps turned out to be about dead on normal. Some warmer than normal days balanced out the colder than normal days. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 08, 2025 08:46 PM (w6EFb) 212
Lewis and Clark witnessed this on the Ohio, when they were heading to St. Louis. They couldn’t believe it either, and further noted that there didn’t seem any difference in the number of Acorns on the other side of the river or anything like that, no observable reason for it.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 08, 2025 08:42 PM (QPjUO) Yes! I read this in a book about L and C. Their dogs went nuts (lol), and they had squirrel that night. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 08, 2025 08:47 PM (ufFY8) 213
We have 3 3.6 Pentastar engines in the stable currently. They are phenomenal engines imo.
Last V8 was a 4.7 Semi Hemi in her 2nd Durango. Posted by: jsg at January 08, 2025 08:47 PM (/E4Om) 214
They ain't going to stop
ChadPergram 3m USCP arrest man who tried to set his car on fire near the Capitol while Trump came to visit with GOP senators/pay respects to Carter Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 08, 2025 08:48 PM (IG4Id) 215
You sound like Scogg Dog. And I have a nose for these things.
Repent !!! Woe is me! *tossing ashes on my head* Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2025 08:48 PM (2VST1) 216
So... did the squirrels swim the Mississippi, or make rafts?
Posted by: MkY ===== The North American Cold Water Crocodile went extinct when the squirrel, it's primary food source, mastered crossing the Ohio by raft. Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 08, 2025 08:49 PM (8AONa) 217
ChadPergram 3m
USCP arrest man who tried to set his car on fire near the Capitol while Trump came to visit with GOP senators/pay respects to Carter Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 08, 2025 08:48 PM (IG4Id) The media and the left aren't responsible. Nope. It's TRUMP'S RHETORIC!!!!!! Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 08, 2025 08:49 PM (Zz0t1) 218
There was a great Map Meme out today where Greenland had been renamed 'Yuge-Land'.
Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2025 08:49 PM (oLK8+) 219
The North American Cold Water Crocodile went extinct when the squirrel, it's primary food source, mastered crossing the Ohio by raft.
Posted by: 2009Refugee The things one learns here. Gobsmacked! Posted by: MkY at January 08, 2025 08:51 PM (cPGH3) 220
They couldn’t believe it either, and further noted that there didn’t seem any difference in the number of Acorns on the other side of the river or anything like that, no observable reason for it. Posted by: Common Tater Marabunta Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 08, 2025 08:52 PM (63Dwl) 221
>>They couldn’t believe it either, and further noted that there didn’t seem any difference in the number of Acorns on the other side of the river or anything like that, no observable reason for it.
Many of their main predators are migratory...that could be one explanation. Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2025 08:53 PM (oLK8+) 222
They couldn’t believe it either, and further noted that there didn’t seem any difference in the number of Acorns on the other side of the river or anything like that, no observable reason for it.
Posted by: Common Tater Tennis Racquets. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 08, 2025 08:53 PM (Zz0t1) 223
now I have Diary of a Working Man as my ear-worm for this evening.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I am joking...mostly at January 08, 2025 08:54 PM (Ad8y9) 224
now I have Diary of a Working Man as my ear-worm for this evening.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I am joking...mostly at January 08, 2025 08:54 PM (Ad8y9) Try this...... https://youtu.be/EwTZ2xpQwpA Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 08, 2025 08:55 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: RI Red - will work for money at January 08, 2025 08:56 PM (3bDRj) 226
I’ve read a theory that the reason native Americans were so susceptible to alcohol is that they’d never been exposed to it, whereas those of us with old world ancestry have forbears who’ve been getting drunk for thousands of years. (Identifiable beer residue has been found in pre-dynastic Egyptian pottery containers, dating from about 4,000 bc)
A lot of us, especially Northern Europeans, have enzymes that start neutralizing alcohol as soon as it enters the system, tuning it into sugars. Practical effect: you can drink a whole lot more before getting knocked down. No one in the new world had any biology like that. Posted by: Tom Servo at January 08, 2025 08:56 PM (7MHHr) Posted by: haffhowershower at January 08, 2025 08:56 PM (NMT5x) 228
179 then scogg must be 'way way downriver' too
Posted by: Don Black. Message: at January 08, 2025 08:31 PM (AOsQT) No, Scogg is actually cogent. Posted by: The other guy is...nonlinear at January 08, 2025 08:56 PM (ybSPO) 229
Lewis brought his own dog on the expedition, a huge black Newfoundland named Scannon. Supposedly he paid $2k dollars for, a huge sum for a dog in those days, I don’t believe that.
They ate a lot of horse and dogs on the trip, because they were starving. At times they were eating (beeswax?) their candles, and moccasins. New ones they had laid up, for the hide presumably. Lewis also had procured a couple hundred pounds of “Portable Soup”, a kind of reduced concentrated “better than bouillon” stock. Everybody hated it, but it kept them alive when game was scarce. Most Indians didn’t eat dogs, although they would devour deer and elk raw right down to the bones and entrails. Starvation is not good Posted by: Common Tater at January 08, 2025 08:56 PM (QPjUO) 230
What a coincidence...
@yashar 12m New fire has started in the Hollywood Hills. Just South of Mulholland. 1.5 miles north of Hollywood Blvd Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 08, 2025 08:57 PM (IG4Id) 231
now I have Diary of a Working Man as my ear-worm for this evening.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I am joking...mostly And now I've got a Rush song in my head. Posted by: mikeski at January 08, 2025 08:58 PM (DgGvY) 232
Our dear departed calico Bug would do pushups with me. She'd run over and stretch her hind legs out and bob her head. She was such a sweetie.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I am joking...mostly at January 08, 2025 08:59 PM (Ad8y9) 233
BREAKING: A national inquiry into the r*pe gangs has ben voted down in the British Parliament by a vote of 364 to 111.
Posted by: Don Black. Message: at January 08, 2025 08:59 PM (AOsQT) 234
I wonder how loud the cheering will be if and when the HOLLYWOOD sign goes up. I hope there is a camera on it.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 08, 2025 08:59 PM (W/lyH) 235
@yashar 12m
New fire has started in the Hollywood Hills. Just South of Mulholland. 1.5 miles north of Hollywood Blvd Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 08, 2025 08:57 PM (IG4Id) https://youtu.be/fEuaEAkboIw Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 08, 2025 08:59 PM (Zz0t1) 236
And now I've got a Rush song in my head.
Posted by: mikeski at January 08, 2025 08:58 PM (DgGvY) Rush, Rush, Rush your butt, Quickly to the toilet! Get it out, get it out, get it out, After you're safely seated! Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 08, 2025 09:00 PM (VNX3d) 237
BREAKING: A national inquiry into the r*pe gangs has ben voted down in the British Parliament by a vote of 364 to 111.
Posted by: Don Black. Message: at January 08, 2025 08:59 PM (AOsQT) Really? Wake up, you fucking sheep Poms! Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 08, 2025 09:00 PM (ufFY8) 238
Probably were eating the tallow candles, since beeswax is expensive and inedible
Posted by: Kindltot at January 08, 2025 09:01 PM (D7oie) 239
Colorado Democrats vote in lockstep against Laken Riley Act
Posted by: Don Black. Message: at January 08, 2025 09:01 PM (AOsQT) 240
The famous Hollywood sign is about to go up in smoke.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 08, 2025 09:01 PM (IG4Id) 241
No one in the new world had any biology like that. Posted by: Tom Servo at January 08, 2025 08:56 PM (7MHHr) _________ Arabs, I understand, have the same susceptibility. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2025 09:01 PM (dxSpM) 242
Believe it or not, there were in historical times actual Squirrel migrations. It sounds comical or improbable, but it’s true. Thousands and thousands. Lewis and Clark witnessed this on the Ohio, when they were heading to St. Louis. They couldn’t believe it either, and further noted that there didn’t seem any difference in the number of Acorns on the other side of the river or anything like that, no observable reason for it.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 08, 2025 08:42 PM (QPjUO) Squirrels got sick of those damn liberal politicians back home. Posted by: Tom Servo at January 08, 2025 09:02 PM (7MHHr) 243
BREAKING: A national inquiry into the r*pe gangs has ben voted down in the British Parliament by a vote of 364 to 111.
Posted by: Don Black. Message: at January 08, 2025 08:59 PM (AOsQT) There goes the neighborhood. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 08, 2025 09:02 PM (Zz0t1) 244
I think you guys might like this AI image of Rep Nancy Mace
https://x.com/NancyMace/status/ 1877119087639208288 Posted by: Don Black. Message: at January 08, 2025 09:02 PM (AOsQT) 245
Thousands and thousands. Lewis and Clark witnessed this on the Ohio, when they were heading to St. Louis.
Until "Squirrel Bobby" Cody showed up, of course. Posted by: t-bird at January 08, 2025 09:04 PM (/3Wsk) 246
>>BREAKING: A national inquiry into the r*pe gangs has ben voted down in the British Parliament by a vote of 364 to 111.
Democracy. 3 Pedophiles and a Girl Scout Voting on who is for dinner. Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2025 09:04 PM (oLK8+) 247
BREAKING: A national inquiry into the r*pe gangs has ben voted down in the British Parliament by a vote of 364 to 111.
Posted by: Don Black. Message: at January 08, 2025 08:59 PM (AOsQT) What a bunch of wankers. The special relationship can't end soon enough. Posted by: Scarymary at January 08, 2025 09:04 PM (zddDv) 248
BREAKING: A national inquiry into the r*pe gangs has ben voted down in the British Parliament by a vote of 364 to 111.
For the people. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 08, 2025 09:04 PM (Zz0t1) 249
Those were Amish squirrels. It was Rumspringa.
Posted by: Wally at January 08, 2025 09:05 PM (7oR27) 250
The history of LA is one of fire, and a lot of really weird shit.
I think Harry Houdini had a house that burnt and was left vacant for decades, overgrown and foreboding, right on the corner of Sunset and Laurel, something like that. Frank and the Freaks lived in Tom Mix old place, cslled the Cabin. So did everybody else. There was no way to lock the front door. Charlie and his girls lived in caves that dot the area. It burnt down on Halloween, 1982 or thereabouts. Topanga and Laurel canyons might torch from the looks? Posted by: Common Tater at January 08, 2025 09:05 PM (QPjUO) 251
I think you guys might like this AI image of Rep Nancy Mace
https://x.com/NancyMace/status/ 1877119087639208288 Posted by: Don Black Shouldn't she be wielding, y'know..... Posted by: mikeski at January 08, 2025 09:05 PM (DgGvY) 252
If I were a Hollywood producer, Newscum is the absolutely perfect villain to cast if the villain is an unctuous, preening, incompetent lying pol who talks out of both sides of his face. Plus, he's a ponce.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at January 08, 2025 09:06 PM (b294k) 253
It still should say (Jump to the top of comments) because that's what the link does.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 08, 2025 09:07 PM (Zz0t1) 254
…..inquiry into the rape gangs has ben voted down by the British Parliament by a vote of 364 to 111.
—— We’re all in this together! Stay Safe! Posted by: Common Tater at January 08, 2025 09:07 PM (QPjUO) 255
187 What the hell are we doing?
Posted by: fd at January 08, 2025 08:31 PM (vFG9F) The same thing we do every night. Try to take over the world. Posted by: Kindltot at January 08, 2025 08:37 PM (D7oie) Tonight's the night, boys! Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 08, 2025 09:07 PM (/P8AX) 256
BREAKING: A national inquiry into the r*pe gangs has ben voted down in the British Parliament by a vote of 364 to 111.
Posted by: Don Black Yeah, you don't vote for your own investigation. Posted by: haffhowershower at January 08, 2025 09:08 PM (NMT5x) 257
256 BREAKING: A national inquiry into the r*pe gangs has ben voted down in the British Parliament by a vote of 364 to 111.
Posted by: Don Black Yeah, you don't vote for your own investigation. Posted by: haffhowershower at January 08, 2025 09:08 PM (NMT5x It was determined to be an inconvenience to the poor gangs. Can't have that. Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 08, 2025 09:10 PM (/P8AX) 258
I, for one, have never understood the big deal about hitting women.
Posted by: Doug Emhoff, Second Gentleman at January 08, 2025 09:10 PM (FC8SQ) 259
81 No disrespect to all the dog and cat adoptees out there, but why don't we see videos of all the human children adopted every day?
Posted by: GWB at January 08, 2025 07:57 PM (4DL70) ---- Current privacy laws would require pixelating baby and everyone else's faces so what's the point. It's like "Warning! Disturbing video" and then the 'disturbing' part is not shown or blurred. Posted by: Ciampino - Hurray more cats at January 08, 2025 09:10 PM (i0xsb) 260
255 187 What the hell are we doing?
Posted by: fd at January 08, 2025 08:31 PM (vFG9F) The same thing we do every night. Try to take over the world. Posted by: Kindltot at January 08, 2025 08:37 PM (D7oie) Tonight's the night, boys! Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 08, 2025 09:07 PM (/P8AX) Should have turned left at Albequerque, Doc. Posted by: Bugs Bunny at January 08, 2025 09:11 PM (zddDv) Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 08, 2025 09:12 PM (a3Q+t) 262
I've been watching the press conference where LA Mayor Karen Bass and other top city and county officials are 'splainin' how this fire is big, really big! and every possible resource is being used! Question session began a bit ago. Just before that, the lesbo LA City Fire Chief runs up to the mic and says a new fire has broken out in the Hollywood Hills and she needs go work on the strategy to deal with it. Pure coincidence? Yeah, suuurre.
Posted by: Gref at January 08, 2025 09:12 PM (aBgBM) 263
260 255 187 What the hell are we doing?
Posted by: fd at January 08, 2025 08:31 PM (vFG9F) The same thing we do every night. Try to take over the world. Posted by: Kindltot at January 08, 2025 08:37 PM (D7oie) Tonight's the night, boys! Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 08, 2025 09:07 PM (/P8AX) Should have turned left at Albequerque, Doc. Posted by: Bugs Bunny at January 08, 2025 09:11 PM (zddDv) Just don't lose the "Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator" Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 08, 2025 09:12 PM (VNX3d) 264
Less than an hour old, another fire, in Hollywood hills up outpost. Copycat hobo arson? Nichols canyon, Runyon canyon, narrow curvy roads. Ripe for disaster. Sick. Say what you will about Hollywood, some nice people do live there. Will the Magic Castle burn? Hollywood bowl?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with festive little caps and interpretive dance. at January 08, 2025 09:13 PM (2TSXW) 265
261 258+ comments, and not one mention of p*ng**n.
Well done, Commentators de Café, well done. Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 08, 2025 09:12 PM (a3Q+t) Are we allowed to mention Oswald Cobblepot? Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 08, 2025 09:13 PM (/P8AX) 266
BREAKING: A national inquiry into the r*pe gangs has ben voted down in the British Parliament by a vote of 364 to 111.
Posted by: Don Black Fools. When the people get pissed enough, this will snap back and it's gonna be ugly. Posted by: Diogenes at January 08, 2025 09:13 PM (W/lyH) Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 08, 2025 09:13 PM (Zz0t1) 268
The LA Kings game against the Calgary Flames has been postponed because of, well, Flames.
Posted by: Wally at January 08, 2025 09:14 PM (7oR27) 269
Fools.
When the people get pissed enough, this will snap back and it's gonna be ugly. Posted by: Diogenes at January 08, 2025 09:13 PM (W/lyH) They'll just yell stop again, since the only ones with weapons are the government and the rioting muslhams. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 08, 2025 09:15 PM (Zz0t1) 270
Just don't lose the "Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator"
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 08, 2025 09:12 PM (VNX3d) where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an Earth shattering kaboom! Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 08, 2025 09:15 PM (Zz0t1) 271
The LA Kings game against the Calgary Flames has been postponed because of, well, Flames.
Posted by: Wally at January 08, 2025 09:14 PM (7oR27) Too bad that whole Lakers thing is just a fallacy. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 08, 2025 09:16 PM (Zz0t1) 272
So, in summary, when a natural disaster hits a Red State, it's God's doing. But when a natural disaster hits a Blue State, it's "climate change."
Posted by: Heads You Suck, Tails I'm a Victim at January 08, 2025 09:16 PM (qUkBO) 273
Evenin, All. Shto novovo?
Posted by: Bulg at January 08, 2025 09:16 PM (77rzZ) 274
So, in summary, when a natural disaster hits a Red State, it's God's doing. But when a natural disaster hits a Blue State, it's "climate change."
Posted by: Heads You Suck, Tails I'm a Victim at January 08, 2025 09:16 PM (qUkBO) Except for James Woods' house. That's Karma. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 08, 2025 09:17 PM (Zz0t1) 275
261 258+ comments, and not one mention of p*ng**n.
Well done, Commentators de Café, well done. Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 08, 2025 09:12 PM (a3Q+t) ---- Tennesee Tuxedo.... Posted by: Forgotten Cartoon Characters at January 08, 2025 09:17 PM (zddDv) Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 08, 2025 09:17 PM (u82oZ) 277
"When the people get pissed enough, this will snap back and it's gonna be ugly."
As usual, I'm sad to say, that nothing will be done until one of "Their People" is affected. Posted by: pawn, RIP Vic at January 08, 2025 09:18 PM (QB+5g) 278
59 Truck cat is fat.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 08, 2025 07:52 PM (63Dwl) ---- 1. blame tuna 2. blame sushi 3. he's 70% water so he's just waterlogged. Posted by: Ciampino - well, not starved at January 08, 2025 09:18 PM (i0xsb) 279
276. You too, Salty!
Posted by: Bulg at January 08, 2025 09:19 PM (77rzZ) 280
Fools.
When the people get pissed enough, this will snap back and it's gonna be ugly. Posted by: Diogenes Let's hope so. But sadly, for the last umpteen years, Congress would have voted the same way. Unless they put it in bill stuffed with pork. Posted by: haffhowershower at January 08, 2025 09:19 PM (NMT5x) 281
Apparently, someone opened the hellmouth.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 08, 2025 09:19 PM (YeGMU) 282
Who likes videos about Stupid People doing Stupid things to their cars? At one point in this video, you'll see a china-virus-masked idiot in Minnesota "wash" her car at the Gasoline Pump.
https://is.gd/BicnFf Posted by: Soothsayer at January 08, 2025 08:24 PM (kjnCv) Starts at 5:24, for those interested. I think that’s diesel, not gasoline. What a dumb lady; diesel is just going to make her car dirtier! Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at January 08, 2025 09:21 PM (FC8SQ) 283
Are we allowed to mention Oswald Cobblepot?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 08, 2025 09:13 PM Does he void mephitic substances projectilely? That's not necessarily disqualifying (cf. Gerrold Nadler, Brandon). Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 08, 2025 09:21 PM (a3Q+t) 284
California is literally a hellhole. It baffles me that the people keep voting for the same brand of asshole, over and over again.
Masochists. Posted by: Don Black. Message: at January 08, 2025 09:22 PM (AOsQT) Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at January 08, 2025 09:22 PM (jQ+5q) 286
Melania in black: https://tinyurl.com/24tqjgrj As they used to say in the old days, that's one classy dame. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 08, 2025 09:22 PM (w6EFb) Posted by: Soothsayer at January 08, 2025 09:23 PM (kjnCv) 288
I saw a lot of people driving in their cars alone with masks on.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 08, 2025 09:23 PM (YeGMU) 289
261 258+ comments, and not one mention of p*ng**n.
Well done, Commentators de Café, well done. Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 08, 2025 09:12 PM (a3Q+t) ---- Well we can't abide by the smell. Posted by: Ciampino - even washing doesn't work at January 08, 2025 09:23 PM (i0xsb) 290
speaking of dogs..
Colorado's wolf reintroduction will continue on schedule after the CPW Commission voted 10-1 tonight to accept CPW's recommendation to deny a petition from ranchers to pause the reintroduction program. Posted by: Don Black. Message: at January 08, 2025 09:24 PM (AOsQT) 291
speaking of dogs..
Colorado's wolf reintroduction will continue on schedule after the CPW Commission voted 10-1 tonight to accept CPW's recommendation to deny a petition from ranchers to pause the reintroduction program. Posted by: Don Black. Message: at January 08, 2025 09:24 PM (AOsQT) May I recommend the next release be inside the CPW offices? Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 08, 2025 09:25 PM (VNX3d) 292
So, who’s up for investing in the first NFL franchise in American Greenland?
Posted by: Bulg at January 08, 2025 09:25 PM (77rzZ) 293
Colorado's wolf reintroduction will continue on schedule after the CPW Commission voted 10-1 tonight to accept CPW's recommendation to deny a petition from ranchers to pause the reintroduction program. Posted by: Don Black. Message: at January 08, 2025 09:24 PM (AOsQT) Because what the f*ck do ranchers know about wildlife and conservation.......GOVERNMENT knows all...... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 08, 2025 09:26 PM (Zz0t1) 294
People who have fat cats and fat dogs are on account of giving them too much People Food, yes?
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 08, 2025 09:23 PM (kjnCv) Some pets just overeat, particularly if they’ve been spayed/neutered and have a sedentary indoor lifestyle. Somewhat like humans.. Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at January 08, 2025 09:26 PM (FC8SQ) 295
They should reintroduce wolves in Manhattan.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 08, 2025 09:26 PM (YeGMU) 296
So, who’s up for investing in the first NFL franchise in American Greenland?
Posted by: Bulg at January 08, 2025 09:25 PM (77rzZ) They can move the entire NFL there and I wouldn't care. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 08, 2025 09:26 PM (Zz0t1) 297
California is a machine politics state run mostly by votes out of LA, and the machine has just let the wealthy part of LA burn while wringing its hands and talking about how they were unable to do anything about it.
It is going to be interesting seeing what happens next. Did Chernobyl actually cause the collapse of the USSR or did it merely highlight that besides misery caused by incompetence, indifference and graft, the whole system was designed to grind the citizens into the mud on purpose? Posted by: Kindltot at January 08, 2025 09:27 PM (D7oie) 298
Gerard Butler's movie, Greenland, was good. I forget the little twist at the end. Did he really go to Greenland? Posted by: Soothsayer at January 08, 2025 09:27 PM (kjnCv) 299
One of my wife's best friends works at the Getty Center. Her house has thus far been spared, but her daughters family's house is gone. They took their pets and went to the in-laws, lost everything. My wife is trying to keep from bawling.
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 08, 2025 09:28 PM (2cS/G) 300
The NFL will get cold when they kneel in the snow of Greenland.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 08, 2025 09:28 PM (YeGMU) 301
I like wolves too- magnificent creatures- but they don't belong up against ranchland in Colorado
this was always a bad idea, and I blame the voters, who think all animals are just like the cute fuzzy ones they see in Disney cartoons Posted by: Don Black. Message: at January 08, 2025 09:29 PM (AOsQT) 302
Ciampino! Can you post that “big oil” link you did the other day? Would you? Thanks!
Posted by: Common Tater at January 08, 2025 09:29 PM (xtYJY) 303
My wife is trying to keep from bawling.
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 08, 2025 09:28 PM (2cS/G) She's entitled to. That's a tragic event. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 08, 2025 09:29 PM (Zz0t1) 304
Four or five years ago we had some pretty bad wildfires west of us (Fort Collins), and we actually had burnt wood falling on our house and deck, some twelve miles or more east of the fires. None were live, thankfully, but it really alarmed me. I did not sleep well for a few nights.
Also, Superior, Colorado lost almost 1000 houses from a quick-spreading wildfire a couple of years ago, just after Christmas. Same scenario, dry, high winds. Posted by: Pug Mahon, I am joking...mostly at January 08, 2025 09:30 PM (Ad8y9) 305
No they don’t, they just hate Ranchers and Cowboys. Passive aggressive doesn’t begin to cover these …. People
Posted by: Common Tater at January 08, 2025 09:30 PM (xtYJY) 306
Did Chernobyl actually cause the collapse of the USSR or did it merely highlight that besides misery caused by incompetence, indifference and graft, the whole system was designed to grind the citizens into the mud on purpose?
Posted by: Kindltot at January 08, 2025 09:27 PM (D7oie) I'm told Chernobyl was done on purpose because they wanted the land back. The best way to get the people to leave was to nuke them. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 08, 2025 09:30 PM (Zz0t1) 307
If Democrats could learn lessons, NYC, Chicago, Detroit, and Baltimore (among others) would be solid GOP cities by now. Calizuela will just get worse and worse and worse until the Big One finally takes it out.
Posted by: Heads You Suck, Tails I'm a Victim at January 08, 2025 09:30 PM (qUkBO) 308
Who are these pussy "ranchers?" I'll be damned if ANYONE is going to "not allow" me to DISPATCH a Predator on My property. Fuck this asking for permission shit. Posted by: Soothsayer at January 08, 2025 09:31 PM (kjnCv) 309
Is LA in danger? Cities burn well apparently.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 08, 2025 09:31 PM (YeGMU) 310
282 Who likes videos about Stupid People doing Stupid things to their cars?
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 08, 2025 08:24 PM (kjnCv) ---- I like the one where she buys a can of oil, opens the hood and just sprinkles the oil all over the engine. (it may have been staged but I can believe it). https://youtube.com/shorts/oktQAndwOig Posted by: Ciampino - Blinker fluid trick at January 08, 2025 09:32 PM (i0xsb) 311
So, who’s up for investing in the first NFL franchise in American Greenland?
Posted by: Bulg at January 08, 2025 09:25 PM (77rzZ) ---- They should rename it Orangemanland. Posted by: lScarymary at January 08, 2025 09:33 PM (zddDv) 312
Any dog will “over eat” if allowed. I am not a veterinarian but I’d be willing to bet.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 08, 2025 09:33 PM (xtYJY) 313
If you have lived in the western USA fast spreading and massive wildfires are a well understood annual event. These CA fires are another example of what happens when high concentrations of woody fuel, extreme dry conditions, and a spark meet. None of this is remarkable. None of this is rare.
What is remarkable now is the forest fire is on the edges of one of the largest urban areas in the world. In such conditions one would expect that local and state governments would have intensively managed the reduction of explosive fuels in the hills surrounding the now to many homes in difficult terrain for fighting massive wildfires, built a road infrastructure to support these to many homes in an emergency, built up the fire fighting infrastructure to meet these expected calamities, and built the reservoirs to meet the need when fires erupt. And now everything has come undone in a matter of a days because CA government play acts at running a state. That this has happened is not remarkable, instead it was inevitable. Hopefully the follow up fire will consume these play actors too - the nation and the states can no longer tolerate such "leadership." Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at January 08, 2025 09:34 PM (Q8Bj8) 314
292 So, who’s up for investing in the first NFL franchise in American Greenland?
Posted by: Bulg at January 08, 2025 09:25 PM *** If they name it the Greenland Horde, I'd buy a hat. Posted by: TRex at January 08, 2025 09:37 PM (IQ6Gq) 315
I like the one where she buys a can of oil, opens the hood and just sprinkles the oil all over the engine. (it may have been staged but I can believe it).
https://youtube.com/shorts/oktQAndwOig Posted by: Ciampino - Blinker fluid trick at January 08, 2025 09:32 PM (i0xsb) That one looks staged. However, there are multiple videos of women adding vegetable oil to the engine. Those likely aren’t staged, as the engines promptly destroy themselves. Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at January 08, 2025 09:37 PM (FC8SQ) 316
From what I have heard, ranchers and farmers in Western Colorado have begun acquiring Anatolian shepherds, a large dog capable of taking care of wolves and coyotes. I've seen them in the Bighorns in Wyoming and the Meeker, CO area. Big, smart dogs. And very loyal.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I am joking...mostly at January 08, 2025 09:37 PM (Ad8y9) 317
>Who are these pussy "ranchers?"
--- it's the ranchers vs the whole state- voters, and the Politburo in Denver too they will eat the meat, but thumb their noses at those who provide it Posted by: Don Black. Message: at January 08, 2025 09:38 PM (AOsQT) 318
they will eat the meat, but thumb their noses at those who provide it Posted by: Don Black. Message: at January 08, 2025 09:38 PM (AOsQT) SCREW ranchers. Meat comes from the STORE. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 08, 2025 09:39 PM (Zz0t1) 319
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Here you go. "The Oiling Of America" (The World really as everyone tends to follow suit). https://tinyurl.com/3rmn75xd Posted by: Ciampino - Blinker fluid tricks at January 08, 2025 09:39 PM (i0xsb) 320
In such conditions one would expect that local and state governments would have intensively managed the reduction of explosive fuels in the hills surrounding the now to many homes in difficult terrain for fighting massive wildfires,
Their fiduciary duty to themselves demands that they intensively manage the near-annual Federal disaster relief payouts into their own pockets. Posted by: t-bird at January 08, 2025 09:41 PM (xjAvD) 321
I just finished re writing Ozzy's Diary of a Madman into Diary of a Working Man and Pixie says it looks like Spam.
Posted by: Reforger at January 08, 2025 09:41 PM (xcIvR) 322
Friends daughter in WeHollywood is now evacuating
Posted by: LASue at January 08, 2025 09:43 PM (lCppi) 323
312 Any dog will “over eat” if allowed. I am not a veterinarian but I’d be willing to bet.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 08, 2025 09:33 PM (xtYJY) I’ve lost count of the number of times the stupid cat has gobbled up a whole bowl of dry food, and then walked a few steps and barfed it all up on the floor. Posted by: Tom Servo at January 08, 2025 09:43 PM (7MHHr) 324
So, who’s up for investing in the first NFL franchise in American Greenland?
Outdoor, cross-country hockey might have a chance. I'm not sure Eskimo cheerleaders would be that popular. Posted by: t-bird at January 08, 2025 09:43 PM (xjAvD) 325
Ace and I end up with the same x feed. I find this humorous.
Anyway, hi friends! Cute cafe! What a day here at Ye Olde Barre Studio. Tomorrow equally crazy. It’s 843, I am showered. I am in bed. It’s so sad. 😂 Posted by: Piper at January 08, 2025 09:43 PM (pZEOD) 326
That working dog is so dumb. Didn't see him put detergent in the washer.
Seriously, he had to be AI. . . . Animal Intelligence. 🐶 Posted by: mindful webworker - my dog fetches balls at January 08, 2025 09:44 PM (yvr8u) 327
Great videos here tonight. Really liked them.
Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at January 08, 2025 09:45 PM (XjTSo) 328
People who have fat cats and fat dogs are on account of giving them too much People Food, yes?
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 08, 2025 09:23 PM (kjnCv) I have a 2 year old tom that is very fat, but I think he was an apartment cat who never got outside until I adopted him. I was hoping he would thin down now that he can do things like hunt mice in the woodshed, but he still weighs too much. He is still a bit confused about things like rain, but he likes it. Posted by: Kindltot at January 08, 2025 09:46 PM (D7oie) 329
322 Friends daughter in WeHollywood is now evacuating
----- Well crap. Hope said friend makes it out safely, and has a home to return to. Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at January 08, 2025 09:46 PM (XjTSo) 330
I'm wondering now if Governor Newsome is a big fan of "Escape from L.A."? 'Cause he seems to be trying to get that scenario to work.
Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at January 08, 2025 09:47 PM (XjTSo) 331
Whatever became of the land that was torched in Hawaii? Oprah buy it and start her bugout shelter yet?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 08, 2025 09:48 PM (Zz0t1) 332
@EndWokeness
Biden cuts off the fire briefing: "The good news is that I became a great grandpa" Press is kicked out. 0 questions. Posted by: Don Black. Message: at January 08, 2025 09:48 PM (AOsQT) 333
Who are these pussy "ranchers?"
I'll be damned if ANYONE is going to "not allow" me to DISPATCH a Predator on My property. Fuck this asking for permission shit. Posted by: Soothsayer at January 08, 2025 09:31 PM (kjnCv) How many SWAT teams do you have, because the Feds and the state have lots and lots of them, and like to use them. Posted by: Kindltot at January 08, 2025 09:48 PM (D7oie) 334
Press is kicked out. 0 questions. Posted by: Don Black. Message: at January 08, 2025 09:48 PM (AOsQT) You'd think they'd be used to that by now. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 08, 2025 09:48 PM (Zz0t1) 335
Thank You! Ciampino, you’re a good egg
Posted by: Common Tater at January 08, 2025 09:49 PM (xtYJY) 336
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They should rename it Orangemanland. Posted by: lScarymary at January 08, 2025 09:33 PM (zddDv) ---- Before Black Rule in 1994 one of the Provinces in South Africa was the Orange Free State named after the Dutch House of Orange. Posted by: Ciampino - Orange Blinker fluid at January 08, 2025 09:49 PM (i0xsb) 337
Last year during "California wildfire season" there was much the same discussion about the fires north of SF. Lots of devastation there.
LA doesn't really deserve pity as the previous dozen or so years of similar fires laid waste to less.... notable areas nonetheless. The solutions are apparent and noted. The state government just doesn't want to deal with it for whatever reasons are popular on any given day. And the state population doesn't seem inclined to care either way. It's "the price for living in paradise." Fine. Pay up. Don't look to the rest of the country to fund your weird subservient lifestyle to mother erf. Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 08, 2025 09:50 PM (Q4IgG) 338
>>Biden cuts off the fire briefing: "The good news is that I became a great grandpa"
Is Hunter the father? Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at January 08, 2025 09:50 PM (FC8SQ) 339
330 I'm wondering now if Governor Newsome is a big fan of "Escape from L.A."? 'Cause he seems to be trying to get that scenario to work.
Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT ---- MAZE@mazemoore April, 2021. Gavin Newsom explains that wildfire preparedness will be better now that Biden is in office instead of Trump. https://tinyurl.com/553pzbxx Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 08, 2025 09:50 PM (P3VPf) 340
Is Hunter the father? Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at January 08, 2025 09:50 PM (FC8SQ) The possibility is high. Posted by: Magic 8-Ball at January 08, 2025 09:51 PM (Zz0t1) 341
The Thule Orangemen. It has a ring to it.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, diseased garbage human at January 08, 2025 09:52 PM (dR6yv) 342
New Trumpenland.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 08, 2025 09:52 PM (YeGMU) 343
MAZE@mazemoore
April, 2021. Gavin Newsom explains that wildfire preparedness will be better now that Biden is in office instead of Trump. https://tinyurl.com/553pzbxx Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 08, 2025 09:50 PM (P3VPf) I'd like to try "Things that didn't age well" for $400, Alex. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 08, 2025 09:52 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: haffhowershower at January 08, 2025 09:52 PM (NMT5x) 345
Greenlandic is a very difficult language to learn. Miss Nuuk may look good in her parka bikini, but her name will be unpronounceable. The Miss USA hosts will just resort to calling her “that sorta-kinda hot Eskimo chick.”
Posted by: Bulg at January 08, 2025 09:52 PM (77rzZ) 346
There hasn't been an honest election in this state since Arnold.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 08, 2025 09:52 PM (RIvkX) 347
Before Black Rule in 1994 one of the Provinces in South Africa was the Orange Free State named after the Dutch House of Orange.
Posted by: Ciampino - Orange Blinker fluid at January 08, 2025 09:49 PM (i0xsb) Knew a guy who picked up a Mauser marked "OVF" and as far as we could tell it was the real thing. Posted by: Kindltot at January 08, 2025 09:53 PM (D7oie) 348
Posted by: Ciampino - Orange Blinker fluid at January 08, 2025 09:49 PM (i0xsb)
I forgot about William of Orange. Rats! Posted by: lScarymary at January 08, 2025 09:54 PM (zddDv) 349
26F at 8:30PM here. It was freezing a little past 6:30.
Posted by: publius ------ 19 now, dropping. Never above mid 20's today. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 08, 2025 09:54 PM (XeU6L) 350
There hasn't been an honest election in this state since Arnold.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 08, 2025 09:52 PM (RIvkX) They actually tried to do it right and recall Newsom, yet re-elected him overwhelmingly........ Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 08, 2025 09:54 PM (Zz0t1) 351
Is there a way to send marshmallows to the people of LA?
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 08, 2025 09:54 PM (YeGMU) 352
@EndWokeness
Biden cuts off the fire briefing: "The good news is that I became a great grandpa" ==== What. A. Douche. Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 08, 2025 09:54 PM (RIvkX) 353
325 You know the rules here, Piper…
Posted by: Bulg at January 08, 2025 09:54 PM (77rzZ) 354
James Woods lost his house, which is awful.
Posted by: Piper at January 08, 2025 09:55 PM (p4NUW) 355
Texas Pete
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 08, 2025 09:55 PM (XeU6L) 356
Is there a way to send marshmallows to the people of LA?
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 08, 2025 09:54 PM (YeGMU) Ask Gozer the Gozarian. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 08, 2025 09:55 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 08, 2025 09:56 PM (XeU6L) 358
Texas Pete
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 08, 2025 09:55 PM (XeU6L) Texas Pete hot sauce is made in North Carolina. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 08, 2025 09:56 PM (Zz0t1) 359
353 325 You know the rules here, Piper… Posted by: Bulg at January 08, 2025 09:54 PM (77rzZ) I think I qualify for Admiral Akbar. This is not a site people want proof of, Bulg. Posted by: Piper at January 08, 2025 09:57 PM (pZEOD) 360
355 Texas Pete
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 08, 2025 09:55 PM (XeU6L) Courtesy of Winston-Salem. It used to be hard to find that in TX. I think HEB sells it now. Posted by: Scarymary at January 08, 2025 09:57 PM (zddDv) 361
Tennesee Tuxedo....
---- Tennesee Williams Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 08, 2025 09:56 PM (XeU6L) Boxcar Willie. Am I doing this right? Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 08, 2025 09:57 PM (Zz0t1) 362
Courtesy of Winston-Salem. It used to be hard to find that in TX. I think HEB sells it now.
Posted by: Scarymary at January 08, 2025 09:57 PM (zddDv) Local Kroger has it here. Someone actually sued them because it's not made in Texas. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 08, 2025 09:57 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 08, 2025 09:58 PM (XeU6L) 364
You're welcome. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 08, 2025 09:58 PM (XeU6L) It's pretty 'meh' if I do say so myself. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 08, 2025 09:58 PM (Zz0t1) 365
Someone actually sued them because it's not made in Texas.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 08, 2025 09:57 PM (Zz0t1) I forgot about that. What a maroon. Posted by: Scarymary at January 08, 2025 09:59 PM (zddDv) 366
NOODlum.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 08, 2025 09:59 PM (Zz0t1) 367
258+ comments, and not one mention of p*ng**n.…
Posted by: Duncanthrax Why would anyone mention pangoon? Posted by: mindful webworker - rangoon at January 08, 2025 10:01 PM (yvr8u) 368
359 I call BS, Piper. But because you are such a beloved member of the Horde, and our favorite partially Pawnee person, we’ll let it pass.
Good night and sleep well. Posted by: Bulg at January 08, 2025 10:02 PM (77rzZ) 369
probaby OVS I mean.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 08, 2025 10:03 PM (D7oie) 370
I read that the wolves are chipped or collared. Parks and Wildlife knows where each is all the time. They can tell when and where they die.
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