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The Morning Report — 1/6/25

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Today is the day that Congress convenes to vote on certifying the Electoral College victory of Donald Trump, as the penultimate official act before he is sworn in as President in two weeks. Of course as we all know, four years ago today as many thousands gathered in DC including Donal Trump himself to protest the certification of the 2020 election that we now know was at the barest minimum severely compromised and in my opinion absolutely stolen.

What later devolved into a so-called "insurrection" and/or riot was undoubtedly a Deep State engineered false flag operation that resulted in the murder of two innocent women, Ashli Babbitt and Roseanne Boyand at the hands of government cops and goons, as well as the arrest and imprisonment on trumped-up charges of hundreds of innocent people for the crime of exercising their first amendment rights, as well as the continuous attempts to pervert the criminal justice system against Donald Trump to destroy him personally, as well as the threat against the status quo of what is effectively a shadow government consisting of the unelected bureaucracy and other players who seek our destruction and way of life for ideological and venal ends.

Yet, in spite of all that, here we are four years later, on the verge of what many thought would never happen, the RE-re-election of Donald Trump and his once again returning to the Presidency. It remains to be seen if the 2024 election was also an absolute rejection of Democrat/Leftist policy that will continue (please God for years to come – a true sea change political cultural shift) or merely a one-off event.

Trust in our government has lowered to the point that some people are suggesting that the New Orleans jihad massacre was aided and abetted, or even concocted, by the feds in order to stir up unrest as Trump prepares to return to the presidency, or to create a pretext for some other action. Some of those who are making suggestions of this kind, such as Candace Owens, just want to find some plausible way to blame Jews, or to claim that it’s all in the service of trying to get the U.S. involved in a war in the Middle East on behalf of Israel. Those types, including Owens herself, tend to downplay or deny outright the reality of Islamic jihad, preferring to see virtually all the workings of the wide world as the puppet show of the all-powerful and ever-unseen Zionists. Still, would the feds really get involved in a jihad plot to kill Americans? Sure.

No one really knows for sure, except the conspirators, if there are any, whether or not the feds are involved. And jihad is real, as the news out of Africa, Asia and Europe shows daily. Still, the question must be asked: would the feds really aid and abet a jihad terror attack? Have they really become that corrupt and compromised? And the answer is: yes. Of course they would, and yes, they’re that corrupt. The evidence for this fact lies in their behavior at the Muhammad Art Exhibit and Cartoon Contest that Pamela Geller and I organized in May, 2015.

All things considered, This is not the estimable Robert Spencer going too far. Remember, he is writing about what happened during the time Obama and Holder were in power. Lest we forget these fiends shipped guns and ammunition south of the border under an operation called "Fast and Furious" so that said weaponry would cause such murder and mayhem that the American citizenry would at long last demand that the government abolish the Second Amendment.

And Ace cruelty fan-boi Victor Davis Hanson runs down the litany of attacks and abuses against our Republic so as to prevent or otherwise thwart Donald Trump and serve as a warning to any future Donald Trumps out there who want to restore America politically and culturally to the unique-in-history nation and Republic it was created as:

Over the decade of Donald Trump’s political career, the left—as exemplified by Democratic politicos, the media, academics, the Washington military hierarchy, and the permeant bureaucratic state—illustrated a level of furor, venom, and near madness unprecedented in modern American history.

Trump was shot at twice in the final weeks of the presidential race, and there are reports that an Iranian-backed assassin(s) might have been planning an attempt as well. All this leads back to the ineptitude and/or malfeasance of our federal law enforcement and national security agencies in preventing these attempts, or at the very least, not making taking shots at Donald Trump almost as easy as shooting fish in a barrel, which is certainly what the attempt in BUtler PA looked like?

Meanwhile, in the wake of what happened on New Years Eve in New Orleans and Las Vegas . . .

Sen. Jim Banks (R-IN) said during an interview over the weekend that dozens of illegal aliens smuggled into the U.S. by an ISIS-affiliated network have gone missing.

Then again, who needs ISIS when we have right here amongst us:

A group of anti-Trump leftists is set to gather during President-elect Donald J. Trump’s inaugural week for an event featuring a cornucopia of far-left speakers from pro-BLM activists, pro-Hamas politicians, and anti-white authors to foreign-funded media personalities.


BLM. You remember BLM?

A devotee of anti-Semitic Nation of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan secured a senior role at Black Lives Matter Grassroots to lead "special projects" for the group as it prepares to resist President-elect Donald Trump’s second term. Black Lives Matter Grassroots announced in a New Year's message to its supporters on Thursday that it hired Yonasda Lonewolf, a rapper and activist with close ties to Farrakhan, as a "special projects specialist" to help the group as it works to "claim victory over the white-supremacist systems designed to kill our people." Black Lives Matter Grassroots said in the message it would enter 2025 with "the revolutionary spirit of our Haitian forebears" and featured an image of Haitian revolutionaries in the early 1800s lynching French military officers.

If all that doesn't fill you with strength and confidence, this surely will!

A report from the Philadelphia Inquirer indicates LGBTQ groups and others in liberal voting blocs are buying guns for self-defense ahead of Donald Trump’s inauguration. According to the Inquirer, “The … Liberal Gun Club … has received thousands of training requests since the election, more than in all of 2023,” a quarter of which are from members of the LGBTQ community. The Socialist Rifle Association has seen a surge in memberships as well, as have the Pink Pistols.

As I stated last week, If Donald Trump could deport only one criminal illegal alien, it should be George Soros. (Being an admitted Nazi collaborator should automatically invalidate his citizenship). His ill-gotten billions have funded much of the destruction of America over the past several decades. Indeed, his oft-stated goal has been the dismantling of America as founded and indeed every other Judeo-Christian western government.

At the very least, his activities in funding subversive and violent groups should be the focus of the biggest RICO investigation of all time, with the aim of seizing his near 25 billion in literal blood money so his degenerate spawn cannot continue his malign vision of destroying Western civilization.

When that money disappears, many of the assaults on our freedom disappear just like that. Sure, there are others out there, like the Davos set but Soros is, as a US citizen (and that is an insult) within our grasp.

That this depraved bastard got the medal of freedom is just Biden, and really his puppet master Obama, flipping the bird at America.

The Hungarian-born Soros, possibly the largest Democrat and progressive mega-donor in U.S. history, is a hedge-fund investor and currency speculator responsible for breaking the Bank of England in 1992. Since becoming a U.S. citizen in 1961, he has immersed himself in American politics, funding Democrat candidates and far-left prosecutors like Alvin Bragg, Larry Krasner, George Gascón, Chesa Boudin, and dozens of others who have been more concerned with social justice and persecuting Donald Trump than prosecuting violent criminals that threaten everyday Americans. His activities over the past 40 years should be closely examined and investigated by incoming Attorney General Pam Bondi. If it is found that he’s violated any U.S. laws that result in a conviction, he should be stripped immediately of his U.S. citizenship and deported to Hungary, where he is vilified by most Hungarians and will not be welcomed with open arms.

Here's the full dossier on Soros from the invaluable Discover the Networks. Even a cursory glance at his life, his beliefs and goals is enough to make you sick. When a sleeping woman is set on fire in a NYC subway, or a Muslim mows down New Years revelers in New Orleans, or when fossil fuel exploration is knee-capped, or when your children are taken from you to have their genitals removed, and on and on and on, you can bet that some of Soros' blood money went to fund it or the politicians passing laws that enable it.

The sooner, Soros is roasting in Hell and his entire fortune confiscated, the better off all of humanity will be.

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1 First Monday of 2025

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 06, 2025 07:30 AM (gbOdA)

2 Good Morning Vietnam

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at January 06, 2025 07:31 AM (Da7Vv)

3 Ok if I say the Covid-19 vaccine was an evil plot - you can ignore me. I'm not a vaccine researcher and I haven't spent years in the field. However... When a former VP of Pfizer says so that is a different matter:

https://tinyurl.com/mryh6a2a

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at January 06, 2025 07:34 AM (Da7Vv)

4 Are you not covering the monkey in a tutu story?

Posted by: fd at January 06, 2025 07:35 AM (vFG9F)

5 What later devolved into a so-called "insurrection"

There was an insurrection against the President. Donald Trump was the President. There was no "insurrection-elect" against Joe Biden.

Posted by: t-bird at January 06, 2025 07:35 AM (xRgqO)

6 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at January 06, 2025 07:36 AM (dg+HA)

7 Good morning JJ and horde
From lightyear snowing Delaware

Posted by: Skip at January 06, 2025 07:37 AM (0Sv+K)

8 Illegal aliens originating from countries were ISIS operates will rarely ever have information in any kind of database that connects them to terrorism because many of them have little-to-no infrastructure to track terrorist suspects.

A M F

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 06, 2025 07:38 AM (gbOdA)

9 Good morning! Susan Rosenberg sits on the board of BLM. We leave in a looneytoons world. I hope it’s not too late for sanity to make a comeback.

Posted by: Piper at January 06, 2025 07:38 AM (QzINz)

10 Darkest day in American history or something..LoLGF leftists

Posted by: A dude in MI at January 06, 2025 07:38 AM (/6GbT)

11 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 06, 2025 07:39 AM (ppYV9)

12 BOLO, a group of TdA are moving into Corsicana. Reward for ID and arrest.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 06, 2025 07:39 AM (Rm0ul)

13 ⚠️ Urgent Security Update ⚠️

In response to recent terror attacks in New Orleans and Las Vegas, the Commander of U.S. Northern Command has directed all military installations to immediately implement heightened security measures. These include:

100% ID checks
Random inspections
Suspension of the Trusted Traveler Program
The Trusted Traveler Program was a procedure that allowed DoD-affiliated sponsors to vouch for vehicle occupants to gain entry onto an installation.

Drivers should expect delays and random inspections at entry gates as we enhance the security posture of our installation to ensure our ability to project combat power when and where required.

This is a critical step in ensuring the security and readiness of our installations. Drivers should expect delays at entry gates due to increased inspections.


quantico.marines.mil

Banner says "Code Red", "Only Mission Essential Personnel"

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 06, 2025 07:40 AM (/lPRQ)

14 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 06, 2025 07:40 AM (ExV1e)

15 I didn't think George Soros was a depraved bastard I thought he was a depraved piece of shit bastard.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at January 06, 2025 07:40 AM (kTd/k)

16 Apparently the DoD knows more about recent terrorist attcks than DoJ / FBI is willing to admit... Seems how one of their guys was whacked in them.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 06, 2025 07:41 AM (/lPRQ)

17
g'mornin' again, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 06, 2025 07:43 AM (w9Ycv)

18 "The 'Palestinians' Are Fighting Amongst Each Other Again."

So long as the Arabs fight tribe against tribe, so long will they be a little people, a silly people - greedy, barbarous, and cruel.

Posted by: Aurens at January 06, 2025 07:44 AM (vFG9F)

19 BLM was a great scam and money maker for us. Guilt ridden crackers, especially the white wimmens, CEO's trying to buy protection from lawsuits and riots, grifting government hacks lining up and kneeling before us to protect their pensions and not one thing changed for the poor, downtrodden, indolent black folks as we pocketed all the cash they handed over. Hahahaha...white folks be so dumb.

Posted by: Race Warlords and Pimps, all democrats at January 06, 2025 07:45 AM (lX1hk)

20 Shove the "insurrection". It's the Feast of the Epiphany.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 06, 2025 07:45 AM (1bNHn)

21 10 Darkest day in American history or something..LoLGF leftists
Posted by: A dude in MI at January 06, 2025 07:38 AM (/6GbT)


Well, considering they engineered the false flag riot and used it as a pretext to persecute Trump and many hundreds of innocent real Americans, they're right.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 06, 2025 07:45 AM (x0n13)

22 Sen. Jim Banks (R-IN) said during an interview over the weekend that dozens of illegal aliens smuggled into the U.S. by an ISIS-affiliated network have gone missing.

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At least an IC Analyst hasn't claimed that Iranian-made portable shoulder-fired surface-to-air missiles were smuggled across the southern border and into the US through a legal point of entry to try and shoot Trump's plane out of the air.

Wait, wut?

https://is.gd/dixZw8

Posted by: ShainS -- Eliminate vast bureaucracies of civil servants, no longer servants and no longer civil at January 06, 2025 07:47 AM (WA0Dj)

23
Why is a person who is handcuffed seen getting those handcuffs removed and fist pumping the capital police?

https://tinyurl.com/mpexfey9

Insurrection Barbie@DefiyantlyFree

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 06, 2025 07:47 AM (hik8J)

24 Morning, J.J.

Our government was complicit in the terror attack in NO. Make no mistake about it.

All government agencies are failing at their job, which is to prevent such attacks, because the people at the top despise and do not trust the average American. Hence government agencies being reoriented to look for a non-existent enemy within.

If a few Americans get killed, so what, as long as the so called "elites" can sleep at night, knowing they're secure and safe from the their own version of the "monster under the bed."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 06, 2025 07:47 AM (tT6L1)

25 >>>The sooner, Soros is roasting in Hell and his entire fortune confiscated, the better off all of humanity will be.
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Soros is non compos mentis. It's his son, Alex?, carrying on the family tradition.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 06, 2025 07:50 AM (hik8J)

26 Black Lives Matter Grassroots said in the message it would enter 2025 with "the revolutionary spirit of our Haitian forebears" and featured an image of Haitian revolutionaries in the early 1800s lynching French military officers.

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They're lynching the dogs
They're lynching the cats
They're lynching The Vets
Of the people who live there

Posted by: ShainS -- Eliminate vast bureaucracies of civil servants, no longer servants and no longer civil at January 06, 2025 07:51 AM (WA0Dj)

27 Lightly snowing stupid phone

Posted by: Skip at January 06, 2025 07:51 AM (0Sv+K)

28 Trust in our government has lowered to the point that some people are suggesting that the New Orleans jihad massacre was aided and abetted, or even concocted, by the feds in order to stir up unrest as Trump prepares to return to the presidency, or to create a pretext for some other action.

That's just crazy. Who could think that agents of our government, people swore to protect the Constitution and all we hold dear, could even consider such a thing.

Next they'll say that the government illegally funds gain-of-function research, or stages kidnappings of governors, or overthrows foreign governments, or...

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 06, 2025 07:52 AM (ExV1e)

29 That this depraved bastard got the medal of freedom is just Biden, and really his puppet master Obama, flipping the bird at America.
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We need to abolish the Medal of Freedom, on the explicit ground that Biden has so debased it that it would be insulting to recipients to be associated with the ones he awarded it to.

In general, we need to openly reject and disavow Biden and all his works.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 06, 2025 07:52 AM (1bNHn)

30 Happy Monday!

>>A group of anti-Trump leftists is set to gather during President-elect Donald J. Trump’s inaugural week for an event featuring a cornucopia of far-left speakers from pro-BLM activists, pro-Hamas politicians, and anti-white authors to foreign-funded media personalities.

"anti-Trump leftists" = ANTIFA

Recall that in 2016, James O'Keefe had someone embedded within antifa who caught wind of a terror attack, which he then reported to the FBI. They were going to gas an Inauguration eve party in a DC hotel.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 06, 2025 07:52 AM (u1uWe)

31 ***Victor Davis Hanson: A decade of unprecedented fury at Trump saw his opponents undermine civil liberties, weaponize institutions, and set precedents that risk eroding the republic.***
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It was the program for many years, Trump brought it into the light of day. Vampires hate that.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 06, 2025 07:53 AM (hik8J)

32 Dem Senator Claims FBI Is ‘Very Barely Functional’ After Bureau’s Numerous Flip-Flops On New Orleans Attack

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 06, 2025 07:53 AM (gbOdA)

33 @Eeyore, Biden, through awarding the Medal of Freedom to a cohort of undeserving losers, pretty much abolished any worth the Medal of Freedom may have had.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 06, 2025 07:54 AM (tT6L1)

34 >>Dem Senator Claims FBI Is ‘Barely Functional’ After Bureau’s Numerous Flip-Flops On New Orleans Attack


It reminded me of how they handled every terror attack during Obama's presidency.

I suppose we should feel lucky we didn't get a heavy-handed lecture reminding us that muslims are the true victims, and we need to curb our alleged inherently racist urges for "backlash."

Posted by: Lizzy at January 06, 2025 07:56 AM (u1uWe)

35 Morning again all

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at January 06, 2025 07:56 AM (SDPbT)

36 By the way, I got a call from a DC fundraiser, wanting me to renew my membership in the RNC. I laughed and told the guy after the CR debacle, no. The check I wrote was a one of this cycle and not to be mistaken for approval of the GOP. And hung up.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 06, 2025 07:57 AM (tT6L1)

37 Weather here sucks...we are getting sleet over snow right now...sigh. At least this only happens 1-2 times/decade...

My kids are happy (even if they still have a day of learning today)...

Posted by: Nova Local at January 06, 2025 07:57 AM (exHjb)

38 Moronin', Hourde!

Posted by: Hans O'Lo at January 06, 2025 07:57 AM (UwBs6)

39 A report from the Philadelphia Inquirer indicates LGBTQ groups and others in liberal voting blocs are buying guns for self-defense ahead of Donald Trump’s inauguration.

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Well, every month now is Transgender Genocide Vengeance Month of Rage after all ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Eliminate vast bureaucracies of civil servants, no longer servants and no longer civil at January 06, 2025 07:57 AM (WA0Dj)

40 Technically, the LGBTQ community is lying on the 4473 when they claim they're not mentally ill.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 06, 2025 07:59 AM (tT6L1)

41 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at January 06, 2025 07:59 AM (53oGX)

42 Sen. Jim Banks (R-IN) said during an interview over the weekend that dozens of illegal aliens smuggled into the U.S. by an ISIS-affiliated network have gone missing.

This would seem to imply that we were aware that ISIS people were being smuggled into the country but were fine with it as long as they remained in their taxpayer-funded luxury hotels.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 06, 2025 07:59 AM (ExV1e)

43 Illegal immigration also places a huge financial burden on taxpayers. The estimated 21,000,000 illegal aliens in the U.S. cost Americans more than $250 billion annually.

About the same as our Education and Veterans spending, combined.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 06, 2025 08:00 AM (gbOdA)

44 >>Black Lives Matter Grassroots said in the message it would enter 2025 with "the revolutionary spirit of our Haitian forebears" and featured an image of Haitian revolutionaries in the early 1800s lynching French military officers.


Any wonder BLM and Palestinians have been working together since at least the Michael Brown protests?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 06, 2025 08:01 AM (u1uWe)

45 "These four men were among a group of nine Venezuelan nationals claiming they were heading to San Antonio, Irving and Corsicana, Texas."

Oh, I guess they aren't violent gang members, then. They are simply "Venezuelan nationals." Whew!

Posted by: one hour sober at January 06, 2025 08:01 AM (Y1sOo)

46 Recall that in 2016, James O'Keefe had someone embedded within antifa who caught wind of a terror attack, which he then reported to the FBI. They were going to gas an Inauguration eve party in a DC hotel.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 06, 2025 07:52 AM (u1uWe)

Code Pink people were planning to fire bomb the Austin RNC meeting in 2004.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 06, 2025 08:01 AM (gbOdA)

47 The Socialist Rifle Association has seen a surge in memberships as well, as have the Pink Pistols.

This just goes to show how dead gun control is as an issue. Democrats will continue to make noises, but it's over.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 06, 2025 08:02 AM (AEv3H)

48 18 "The 'Palestinians' Are Fighting Amongst Each Other Again."

So long as the Arabs fight tribe against tribe, so long will they be a little people, a silly people - greedy, barbarous, and cruel.


Lawrence of Arabia?

Posted by: themoomintroll@gmail.com at January 06, 2025 08:02 AM (xA5g+)

49 Good morning fine people. Looking forward to the certification today. I think it starts at noon Central.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at January 06, 2025 08:03 AM (SfhV1)

50 Still snowing and the wind is howling across our hill top. We are getting low on milk but looks like every damn thing is closed. And there was no milk left at the store on Saturday.
Currently 20 degrees and temps are supposed to drop tomorrow. Hubbymayhem just stood at the front window and muttered "holy shit".
This man is from upstate NY and thinks 4 inches of snow is cute. We apparently have more than 4 inches of snow.

I'm just gonna keep wearing my pajamas all day.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at January 06, 2025 08:05 AM (4XwPj)

51 30 Happy Monday!

>>A group of anti-Trump leftists is set to gather during President-elect Donald J. Trump’s inaugural week for an event featuring a cornucopia of far-left speakers from pro-BLM activists, pro-Hamas politicians, and anti-white authors to foreign-funded media personalities.
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Gathering themselves in one place is an excellent opportunity for law enforcement to arrest them and take them to holding for arraignment.

https://tinyurl.com/ett83wmy

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 06, 2025 08:05 AM (hik8J)

52 ‘Government Overreach’: Liz Warren’s Favorite Agency Just Granted Itself New Powers To Regulate Checking Accounts
_________
Short of abolition (lacking the votes), what can be done to defang it entirely?

Posted by: Eeyore at January 06, 2025 08:05 AM (1bNHn)

53 How can someone be "gone missing?"
What an awkward phrase. Either you're gone or you're missing. Not both.

Posted by: Grammar nerd at January 06, 2025 08:06 AM (dg+HA)

54 Will Kamala do the vote certification process?? I would be much amused to watch that.

Posted by: tubal at January 06, 2025 08:06 AM (PCK5/)

55 "Lawrence of Arabia?
Posted by: themoomintroll"

Over 100 years ago.

Posted by: Aurens at January 06, 2025 08:06 AM (vFG9F)

56 Culture conquers nations more decisively than armies
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Carthaginians may differ.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 06, 2025 08:07 AM (1bNHn)

57 53 How can someone be "gone missing?"
What an awkward phrase. Either you're gone or you're missing. Not both.
Posted by: Grammar nerd
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Phrase has been in use for over a hundred years.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 06, 2025 08:07 AM (hik8J)

58 > Sen. Jim Banks (R-IN) said during an interview over the weekend that dozens of illegal aliens smuggled into the U.S. by an ISIS-affiliated network have gone missing.
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Banks is just scratching the surface. There have been tens of thousands of Middle Eastern men permitted into the country... illegally.

Maybe not all ISIS-affiliated, but they're not here to assimilate. There here to annihilate.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 06, 2025 08:07 AM (ppYV9)

59 ‘Government Overreach’: Liz Warren’s Favorite Agency Just Granted Itself New Powers To Regulate Checking Accounts

Doesn't the SCOTUS overturn of Chevron deference mean they can't make their own rules now? Just needs a lawsuit and a non-Hawaiian judge.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 06, 2025 08:08 AM (AEv3H)

60 "How can someone be "gone missing?"

It's "Done gone missing".

Posted by: fd at January 06, 2025 08:08 AM (vFG9F)

61 Will Kamala do the vote certification process?? I would be much amused to watch that.

She's gonna present a Venn diagram showing the intersection of "Donald Trump" and "President" is a circle.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 06, 2025 08:09 AM (AEv3H)

62 These policies practically guarantee that the next editor-in-chief of Scientific American must be either a woman or “a person of color”, or maybe both! If you are a white man however you shouldn’t waste your time applying, because you won’t get the job, no matter how qualified you are.

Frankly, unless they hire a transgender flat-Earther they're not really interested in diversity.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 06, 2025 08:09 AM (ExV1e)

63 Allstate CEO Lectures Americans on Being More Loving After New Orleans Terror Attack
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If only we submitted to Islam, then we would have had peace.
- Allstate, you are in good hands, you filthy kaffirs!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 06, 2025 08:09 AM (fs1hN)

64 Baby it's cold outside!

Posted by: redridinghood at January 06, 2025 08:09 AM (NpAcC)

65 Soros, along with most other billionaires, is a powerful enemy of the American people. Ridding ourselves of these rancid plutocrats should be a priority.

But not the central one. They can't do what they do without our rancid government. That government and its massive intelligence apparatus turned on us the moment their previous enemy died. They can't just stop fighting us now, and if they don't get their way with the current wars they're trying to start, the massive military apparatus they built during the Cold War will join the fight against us too.

All of that has to go.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 06, 2025 08:10 AM (BI5O2)

66 This is a critical step in ensuring the security and readiness of our installations. Drivers should expect delays at entry gates due to increased inspections.

Lets say that you are a terrorist looking for some level of impact for God only knows what. There are two broad categories: (forget NO, that is typical nut-job mass killing)

• shoot a plane out of the sky
• take down energy/grid/pipe

These differ in that the first expects a 9/11 reaction in that the government will do more collateral damage to the American people than the downed plane itself. The latter is real direct damage causing real public pain.

I propose, other than the current makeup of government is composed of the Dark Tetrad types, that with the government's position that they don't give a tinker's dam about the American people and destruction to the economy, that the terrorists will prefer headline stunts.

This also gives the Dark Tetrad types the ability to not let a Crisis Go To Waste.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 06, 2025 08:10 AM (rHxhM)

67 Above freezing now. Oh well

Posted by: Accomack at January 06, 2025 08:11 AM (aHqhe)

68 Been snowing in Delaware since I got here, roads are coated but not adding up to much.

Posted by: Skip at January 06, 2025 08:11 AM (BQdci)

69 Imma go with Moscato today.

Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at January 06, 2025 08:12 AM (dg+HA)

70 Trust in our government has lowered to the point that some people are suggesting that the New Orleans jihad massacre was aided and abetted, or even concocted, by the feds in order to stir up unrest as Trump prepares to return to the presidency, or to create a pretext for some other action.
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Hmmmm. Skipped right over the part where our government very likely was involved in trying to assassinate Trump.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 06, 2025 08:12 AM (fs1hN)

71 Russia Has Gain 1,600 Miles of Territory But Suffered High Casualties in 2024.

"A U.S. think tank claims..."

So - likely bullshit.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 06, 2025 08:12 AM (ExV1e)

72 “Then there’s some things we didn’t do that we should have done. One of the things we have to do is we must focus on the working families of America,” Schumer added. “We believe in them and we passed all kinds of legislation that helped them with the infrastructure bill which made our economy stronger and employed lots of people.”

Sounds very very socialistic to me.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 06, 2025 08:13 AM (gbOdA)

73 test, sorry

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at January 06, 2025 08:13 AM (xA5g+)

74 68 Been snowing in Delaware since I got here, roads are coated but not adding up to much.
Posted by: Skip at January 06, 2025 08:11 AM (BQdci)

Are you getting 2 rounds, too? I thought the more north you were, the more this peters out...

And we're back to snow with sleet stopping...great, so a layer of ice in the snow for the shovel later...not gonna bother shoveling til round 1 is over...then more shoveling tomorrow morning after round 2...

Posted by: Nova Local at January 06, 2025 08:13 AM (exHjb)

75 The sooner, Soros is roasting in Hell and his entire fortune confiscated, the better off all of humanity will be.

------------

Hear! Hear!

Make it so, #1 #47 ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Eliminate vast bureaucracies of civil servants, no longer servants and no longer civil at January 06, 2025 08:13 AM (WA0Dj)

76 Today is the Epiphany and Three Kings Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 06, 2025 08:13 AM (NpAcC)

77 Lefty Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is expected to announce his resignation from office this week, according to a report.

Didn't we go through this when one of his cabinet ministers resigned?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 06, 2025 08:13 AM (ExV1e)

78 Looks like we got maybe 1 inch. I can still see some grass. I think we are the only area in WI to get any snow from this storm. Lake effect.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at January 06, 2025 08:13 AM (SfhV1)

79 71 Russia Has Gain 1,600 Miles of Territory But Suffered High Casualties in 2024.

"A U.S. think tank claims..."

So - likely bullshit.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 06, 2025 08:12 AM (ExV1e)

Believe NOTHING I read about the Ukraine unpleasantness is my stance.

Posted by: tubal at January 06, 2025 08:14 AM (PCK5/)

80 Sounds very very socialistic to me.
____

A chicken in every pot and a political commissar in every home!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 06, 2025 08:15 AM (fs1hN)

81 Extradite Soros to Hungary.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 06, 2025 08:15 AM (fs1hN)

82 Morning everyone, happy Monday. Thx JJ.
If idiot Dems on the floor of the House during the the Speaker vote were willing to be obstreperous (Plaskett and Al Green) think of what they are going to do today. They are not going to certify the election without pounding people's heads into the ground with 1/6 Insurrection propaganda. Fun day

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 06, 2025 08:15 AM (c+GDc)

83 Kamala Harris FORGETS Words to Pledge of Allegiance
_______
Would that not entail that she once knew them? I doubt that.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 06, 2025 08:16 AM (1bNHn)

84 Allstate CEO Lectures Americans on Being More Loving After New Orleans Terror Attack

I think the lecture is an evergreen and was composed, iteratively edited, focus grouped, approved by legal and the DEI departments and recorded long before the NO foolishness.

I didn't waste my time with the secular plea to worship the god of feel-good-ism, so I have no idea what objective standard that the Allstate putz is appealing to.

It may be just a generic, hackneyed, garden variety yard phylactery recitation.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 06, 2025 08:16 AM (rHxhM)

85 A chicken in every pot and a political commissar in every home!
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 06, 2025 08:15 AM (fs1hN)
----------------

And the chicken is for the commissar. The peasants can make due with soup made from the bones after the commissar is done eating.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 06, 2025 08:16 AM (tT6L1)

86 76 Today is the Epiphany and Three Kings Day.
Posted by: redridinghood

No reason to assume Three Kings, other than there were three gifts for the Christ child. Fake News!

Posted by: Stick In The Mud at January 06, 2025 08:16 AM (G5+As)

87 Good morning, everyone! Government has been turned off today so I got a decent amount of sleep.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 06, 2025 08:17 AM (lXCUP)

88 82 Morning everyone, happy Monday. Thx JJ.
If idiot Dems on the floor of the House during the the Speaker vote were willing to be obstreperous (Plaskett and Al Green) think of what they are going to do today. They are not going to certify the election without pounding people's heads into the ground with 1/6 Insurrection propaganda. Fun day
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 06, 2025 08:15 AM (c+GDc)

I'm wondering how they are gonna get all the 80+ folks in over the snow and ice...unanimous voice vote so you don't know how many missed? Or door to door wheelchairing?

Posted by: Nova Local at January 06, 2025 08:18 AM (exHjb)

89 Morning JJ. Damn right is was stolen in 2020. I am still pissed

Posted by: Jonah at January 06, 2025 08:18 AM (YCxFk)

90 It's also...
National Take Down The Christmas Tree Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 06, 2025 08:18 AM (NpAcC)

91 Some national security officials involved in the investigation said they believe the telecom hack is so severe, and the networks so compromised, that the U.S. may never be able to say with certainty that the Chinese hackers have been fully rooted out.

These are not hacks.
They are back doors put there by the US Government.
The Chinks found them.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 06, 2025 08:18 AM (gbOdA)

92 Is it true that France still has a warrant for Soros arrest from the 90's. For currency fraud?

Posted by: Jonah at January 06, 2025 08:19 AM (YCxFk)

93 There's a herring in the pan for you, Old Man.
The head's for you and the tail's for me,
But the middle's for the political commissar.

Posted by: Know Your Plaice at January 06, 2025 08:19 AM (G5+As)

94 Time to clean snow and ice off the truck.

*Grabs key fob. Hits remote start.*

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 06, 2025 08:19 AM (hoCmQ)

95 Believe NOTHING I read about the Ukraine unpleasantness is my stance.

I'm more black pilled.

Not only is Ukraine been the incubator for all kinds of evil (e.g. bioweapons labs) and is a convenient money laundering operation for the Demonic Party and the MIC, but more importantly, evil forces are dialing in the next generation of kinetic warfare: drones.

The future is economic, cyber and drone warfare.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 06, 2025 08:19 AM (rHxhM)

96 These are not hacks.
They are back doors put there by the US Government.
The Chinks found them.
_____

There's a chink in the code?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 06, 2025 08:19 AM (fs1hN)

97 Now that it's light I can see damage from the ice. Lots of branches are down. The utility lines from my house, to the road, are sagging bigly under the weight of ice.

There are numerous power outages and the Internet is out (but cellular coverage is up.)

The town mayor posted that their waste water treatment plant is down. So those on city sewers will have to hold their shit for awhile.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 06, 2025 08:20 AM (ppYV9)

98 I will wager 500 quatloos that Garand Thumb is currently working on the logistics of setting up a range experiment to determine if the Desert Eagle used for "suicide" in the Trump Cybertruck attack was .50AE, .44, or just some bullshit from the FBI.

Posted by: The Red Brain of Triskelion at January 06, 2025 08:20 AM (mvzMR)

99 Morning, Horde, and happy Epiphany!

Young Doggeh's first encounter with snow today. He was...apprehensive. At first.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 06, 2025 08:21 AM (LxER7)

100 I'm wondering how they are gonna get all the 80+ folks in over the snow and ice...unanimous voice vote so you don't know how many missed? Or door to door wheelchairing?
Posted by: Nova Local at January 06, 2025 08:18 AM (exHjb)
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Breaking: a local hospital overwhelmed with hip replacement surgeries after multiple senators and representatives fell and broke their hips while on their way to certify the election of Donald Trump. More at 11.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 06, 2025 08:21 AM (tT6L1)

101 Report: LGBTQ Flocking to Gun Ranges Ahead of Trump Inauguration

Congratulations. You should have done that earlier but better late than never. And you know what you're going to learn?

Normal people don't give a shit about your sexual preferences. Just leave the children alone and you won't be hurt.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 06, 2025 08:21 AM (lXCUP)

102 "proves that the “Palestinian” people have to no connection to the land."

Better.

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 06, 2025 08:21 AM (hoCmQ)

103 ‘Government Overreach’: Liz Warren’s Favorite Agency Just Granted Itself New Powers To Regulate Checking Accounts

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Next you'll be telling me that the Commies proposed legislation three years ago requiring banks to report ALL TRANSACTIONS OVER $600 to the feral government.

Wait, wut?

Posted by: ShainS -- Eliminate vast bureaucracies of civil servants, no longer servants and no longer civil at January 06, 2025 08:21 AM (WA0Dj)

104 Calling it now:

"We can't get Congress to convene to certify the election? Oh gosh; it looks like Madame President is going to happen. Better luck next time."

Posted by: NR Pax at January 06, 2025 08:22 AM (lXCUP)

105 The town mayor posted that their waste water treatment plant is down. So those on city sewers will have to hold their shit for awhile.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

Five gallon bucket futures through the roof!

Posted by: Ace is the Place at January 06, 2025 08:22 AM (G5+As)

106 BLM. You remember BLM?

Buy Large Mansions

Posted by: SMOD at January 06, 2025 08:23 AM (GITLP)

107 One mistake is believing anything a "think tank" says without a hell of a lot more evidence and that does not exist in this case.

The number is so high to fit the narrative and the narrative only. Nobody knows the actual number and probably never will.

Posted by: Gen'ral Amos T. Halftrack at January 06, 2025 08:23 AM (89Sog)

108 >>>These are not hacks.
They are back doors put there by the US Government.
The Chinks found them.
Posted by: rhennigantx
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Article, yesterday, said every iPhone has a CCP backdoor placed by Chinese assemblers.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 06, 2025 08:23 AM (hik8J)

109 Militaries when battles. Economies win wars.

Posted by: History proves it at January 06, 2025 08:24 AM (dg+HA)

110 Apparently, Speaker Johnson told Republicans to stay in DC over the weekend

Posted by: SMOD at January 06, 2025 08:24 AM (GITLP)

111 There's a chink in the code?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 06, 2025 08:19 AM (fs1hN)

funny not funny

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 06, 2025 08:24 AM (gbOdA)

112 97 Now that it's light I can see damage from the ice. Lots of branches are down. The utility lines from my house, to the road, are sagging bigly under the weight of ice.

There are numerous power outages and the Internet is out (but cellular coverage is up.)

The town mayor posted that their waste water treatment plant is down. So those on city sewers will have to hold their shit for awhile.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 06, 2025 08:20 AM (ppYV9)

You in Southern Illinois??

Posted by: tubal at January 06, 2025 08:24 AM (PCK5/)

113 No reason to assume Three Kings, other than there were three gifts for the Christ child. Fake News!
Posted by: Stick In The Mud at January 06, 2025 08:16 AM (G5+As)
*********
🎵We three kings of orient are🎵
Bearing gifts we traverse afar
Field and fountain
Moor and mountain
Following yonder star

Posted by: redridinghood at January 06, 2025 08:24 AM (NpAcC)

114 I dance with all the ladyboys and buy the wine
Play the jukebox till I'm down to my last dime
They think they made a fool of me by electing someone else
They should see me make a fool out of myself
'Cause if I gotta go I'll go down swinging
Where there's lights and laughter booze and blonds and a lot of sad sad singing
I'll sober up on January 20th and cry all day I know
At least I'll go down swinging what a swinging way to go...

Posted by: Joe Biden, Redskins Fan at January 06, 2025 08:24 AM (lX1hk)

115 Putting things in a jar is called canning, which is a little jarring.

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, strane parole at January 06, 2025 08:25 AM (i0xsb)

116 Article, yesterday, said every iPhone has a CCP backdoor placed by Chinese assemblers.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 06, 2025 08:23 AM (hik8J)

Many years ago we ran some brute force hacking on 2 China IP cameras and both had hard coded admins and passwords.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 06, 2025 08:25 AM (gbOdA)

117 Rumor in DC is that Biden will issue more pardons today.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 06, 2025 08:26 AM (NpAcC)

118 110 Apparently, Speaker Johnson told Republicans to stay in DC over the weekend
Posted by: SMOD at January 06, 2025 08:24 AM (GITLP)

That was smart b/c no one will be arriving by plane today...

Posted by: Nova Local at January 06, 2025 08:26 AM (exHjb)

119 Russia Has Gain 1,600 Miles of Territory

For reference: Sitka, Alaska covers 4,815 square miles and Jacksonville FL covers 874.5 square miles.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 06, 2025 08:27 AM (rHxhM)

120 Mornin’, All. Happy Monday.

Winter is here!

Posted by: Bulg at January 06, 2025 08:27 AM (77rzZ)

121 Report: LGBTQ Flocking to Gun Ranges Ahead of Trump Inauguration

Congratulations. You should have done that earlier but better late than never. And you know what you're going to learn?

Normal people don't give a shit about your sexual preferences. Just leave the children alone and you won't be hurt.
Posted by: NR Pax


Instead of the range, they need classes.

Especially on when and when NOT to pull iron.

Because pulling it when they have no legal right to WILL get them shot. Toot sweet.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at January 06, 2025 08:28 AM (SDPbT)

122 Offenses win games. Defenses win championships.

Posted by: Don Black at January 06, 2025 08:28 AM (/7KEl)

123 Five gallon bucket futures through the roof!
Posted by: Ace is the Place at January 06, 2025 08:22 AM (G5+As)

Bumper Dumper

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 06, 2025 08:28 AM (gbOdA)

124 The town mayor posted that their waste water treatment plant is down. So those on city sewers will have to hold their shit for awhile.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

Not if your house is on the high ground.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 06, 2025 08:29 AM (/lPRQ)

125 My read is that Justine is resigning as head of the party, not prime minister. Can any of the Canadian Morons add a bit of clarity to the situation.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 06, 2025 08:29 AM (2NHgQ)

126 Leftists Gathering themselves in one place is an excellent opportunity for DC law enforcement to arrest them and take them to holding for arraignment.

Lol. I needed a laugh.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 06, 2025 08:29 AM (ExV1e)

127 Putting things in a jar is called canning, which is a little jarring.
Posted by: Ciampino


Why does my truck, when a door is open, says the door is a jar?

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at January 06, 2025 08:29 AM (SDPbT)

128 So who else thinks the certification in Congress will not happen today?

Posted by: Don Black at January 06, 2025 08:29 AM (/7KEl)

129 The left told us that America was irredeemably racist because the police killed 5 unarmed black people over a decade. Now...most of those cases were "unarmed"...in one the thug tried to grab a gun, in another a woman was killed when the cops returned fire on her armed and shooting one night stand.

But in one day here the police killed two unarmed protestors. In neither case was the individual...and both were WOMEN...a threat in any way to the police. In one case the cop shot a woman in the neck at point blank range while she was stuck in a doorway, in another a cop beat a woman to death while she was stuck in a crowd.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 06, 2025 08:29 AM (t0Rmr)

130 117 Rumor in DC is that Biden will issue more pardons today.
Posted by: redridinghood


He's stuck in the snow with his handlers and since he's finished all the coloring books, they have to find something for him to do.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 06, 2025 08:30 AM (lXCUP)

131 We got relatively little bad weather here in SW Missouri, despite the apocalyptic forecasts…

Posted by: tubal at January 06, 2025 08:30 AM (PCK5/)

132 Short of abolition (lacking the votes), what can be done to defang it entirely?
Posted by: Eeyore at January 06, 2025 08:05 AM (1bNHn)


IIRC, it has been previously noted that it was created in a manner to preclude oversight which makes it massively unconstitutional. Of course, that would require the courts to remove their heads from their asses.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 06, 2025 08:30 AM (ExV1e)

133 Putting things in a jar is called canning, which is a little jarring.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, strane parole at January 06, 2025 08:25 AM (i0xsb)


Whoa... Canning jars. "go get some more canning jars from the cellar. And hurry up! Those have to be washed and scalded before we can fill them."

Canning. Jars.
Mind blown.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at January 06, 2025 08:30 AM (4XwPj)

134 They didn't kill them they murdered them.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 06, 2025 08:31 AM (hik8J)

135 Question: who here things that on certification day there will be a huge, manufactured demonstration that will be far more violent and deadly than Jan 6? And nothing will be mentioned about the complete difference in reaction.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 06, 2025 08:31 AM (zZu0s)

136 Culture conquers nations more decisively than armies
_______
Carthaginians may differ.
Posted by: Eeyore at January 06, 2025 08:07 AM (1bNHn)


Roman culture included killing Carthaginians.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 06, 2025 08:31 AM (ExV1e)

137 Russia Has Gain 1,600 Miles of Territory

I imagine being a Uke soldier right now is like being a German soldier in Oct 1918. You know peace is coming and all you need to do is make sure you don't get an order from your superiors to do something stupid and deadly...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 06, 2025 08:31 AM (t0Rmr)

138 122. The days of winning with a great D and a mediocre offense are over though. 2000 Ravens and 2002 Bucs were last SB winners with marginal Ouarterbacks

Posted by: Jonah at January 06, 2025 08:32 AM (YCxFk)

139 Offenses win games. Defenses win championships.
Posted by: Don Black


Except in Dallas. Jerry's World has officially been designated as a tornado free space.
No touchdowns are expected for the foreseeable future.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at January 06, 2025 08:32 AM (SDPbT)

140 135. Nope, leftists don't protest in bad weather. Too much soy in their blood.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 06, 2025 08:32 AM (2NHgQ)

141 137. Same with the US soldier in spring 1945 Europe

Posted by: Jonah at January 06, 2025 08:33 AM (YCxFk)

142 133 Putting things in a jar is called canning, which is a little jarring.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, strane parole at January 06, 2025 08:25 AM (i0xsb)


Whoa... Canning jars. "go get some more canning jars from the cellar. And hurry up! Those have to be washed and scalded before we can fill them."

Canning. Jars.
Mind blown.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench)
---

Same as our language usage in denoting cartridge calibers.
American language usage is very romantic you just have to understand it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 06, 2025 08:34 AM (hik8J)

143 135 And nothing will be mentioned about the complete difference in reaction.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone


It will be spun as "heroic resistance fighters standing their ground against a racistfascistsexisttransandislamaphobic person (Who by the way is a convicted felon and wants grandma to die unless she's a billionaire.) So naturally, this is "different" than the unwashed barbarians from 01/06 (Which was basically 9/11 wrapped around Pearl Harbor.).

How is that for a prediction?

Posted by: NR Pax at January 06, 2025 08:34 AM (lXCUP)

144
Roman culture included killing Carthaginians.


While Rome famously annihilated Carthage itself it did absorb most of Carthage's other cities like Utica

Posted by: 18-1 at January 06, 2025 08:35 AM (t0Rmr)

145 While many Morons are getting snow and ice warnings I just received a elk herd moving warning. I love living in MT. Although my favorite was use caution due to a moose in the parking lot at the Koffee Kup.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 06, 2025 08:35 AM (2NHgQ)

146 > Article, yesterday, said every iPhone has a CCP backdoor placed by Chinese assemblers.
---------
Years ago the Apple servers researchers bought and installed at the lab I was working at were recalled due to compromised chips... installed in lieu of the correct ones.

They permitted off site control of the box.

I would submit that anything electronic built in China is compromised in some manner, shape or form.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 06, 2025 08:35 AM (Q4IgG)

147 They are closing the pier here at sundown because it’s cold. 😂

Posted by: Piper at January 06, 2025 08:37 AM (ClBAL)

148 "How can someone be "gone missing?"

It's "Done gone missing".
Posted by: fd at January 06, 2025 08:08 AM (vFG9F)


R-U-N-N-O-F-T -- Wash Hogwallop

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 06, 2025 08:37 AM (ExV1e)

149 >>>I would submit that anything electronic built in China is compromised in some manner, shape or form.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
---

Good thing none of our chips is in our military hardware.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 06, 2025 08:37 AM (hik8J)

150 While Rome famously annihilated Carthage itself it did absorb most of Carthage's other cities like Utica
Posted by: 18-1

Rome, Utica, and Carthage, are all in upstate New York. Just like Yonkers.

Posted by: Your Shell Answer Man at January 06, 2025 08:38 AM (G5+As)

151 Former Nazi Collaborator and Convicted Felon George Soros

Posted by: AoSHQ Stylebook at January 06, 2025 08:38 AM (aD39U)

152 I Meme Therefore I Am
@ImMeme0
Welcome to Golden Globes 2025.

His pronouns are They/He/She

https://tinyurl.com/kschs5ch

Posted by: redridinghood at January 06, 2025 08:38 AM (NpAcC)

153 Scientific American's first editor was an English wife-murderer who changed his name, immigrated to the US, and then murdered his second wife also.

So yeah, it's had problems finding reputable editors before.

Posted by: Suburbanbanshee at January 06, 2025 08:38 AM (p2GXS)

154 ZOD IMPERIAL.

Posted by: ZOD at January 06, 2025 08:39 AM (P+D4R)

155 135 Question: who here things that on certification day there will be a huge, manufactured demonstration that will be far more violent and deadly than Jan 6? And nothing will be mentioned about the complete difference in reaction.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 06, 2025 08:31 AM (zZu0s)

Won't be in DC - community snow ball fight is the only attack on schedule today there (11am for anyone who wants to get pelted with snow for hours)...

Posted by: Nova Local at January 06, 2025 08:39 AM (exHjb)

156 iPads are built at the Foxconn factory in Shenzhen, China

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 06, 2025 08:40 AM (hik8J)

157 *kneels*

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 06, 2025 08:40 AM (aD39U)

158 138 122. The days of winning with a great D and a mediocre offense are over though. 2000 Ravens and 2002 Bucs were last SB winners with marginal Ouarterbacks
Posted by: Jonah at January 06, 2025 08:32 AM (YCxFk)

Wrong - Super 50 - Denver Broncos with Peyton Manning, who couldn't throw a ball more than 5 ft...

Amazing D will still win with subpar O...top 3 NFC teams all have that this year...

Posted by: Nova Local at January 06, 2025 08:41 AM (exHjb)

159 135 Question: who here things that on certification day there will be a huge, manufactured demonstration that will be far more violent and deadly than Jan 6? And nothing will be mentioned about the complete difference in reaction.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 06, 2025 08:31 AM (zZu0s)

It's toooooo cold !

Posted by: It's me donna at January 06, 2025 08:41 AM (VE6XX)

160 I count Minnesota as #3...

Posted by: Nova Local at January 06, 2025 08:41 AM (exHjb)

161 Quick call back to tech thread.....

That Wintergaten machine is cool. I saw that a few years ago and have wondered if that guy has done anything new. Couldn't remember the name so thanks Pixy!

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at January 06, 2025 08:41 AM (4XwPj)

162 ... the final assembly of iPhones takes place primarily in China. Factories like Foxconn and Pegatron, Apple’s major assembly partners, have massive plants in cities like Zhengzhou,
known as “iPhone City.”

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 06, 2025 08:42 AM (hik8J)

163 Article, yesterday, said every iPhone has a CCP backdoor placed by Chinese assemblers.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 06, 2025 08:23 AM (hik8J)


Which is why I never use my phone to do anything but make innocuous phone calls and text all my friends in the Free China movement.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 06, 2025 08:44 AM (ExV1e)

164 Time to shop for food. See y'all later.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 06, 2025 08:44 AM (hik8J)

165 Rome, Utica, and Carthage, are all in upstate New York. Just like Yonkers.

Not sure I understand the people that decided to name their city after Carthage. Let's name it after a place known for killing babies and getting destroyed...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 06, 2025 08:44 AM (t0Rmr)

166 I had two emergency warnings last night, one at 10:30 and again at 12:30, telling me to stay off the roads. Never had that before and have had worse weather conditions. We were on the outer edge of the storm.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 06, 2025 08:44 AM (NQtI0)

167 Plus Super Bowl 53 - NE D won that game and were the much better side of the ball (even if NE had Brady)...

Posted by: Nova Local at January 06, 2025 08:44 AM (exHjb)

168 Good morning!

Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at January 06, 2025 08:45 AM (6jaDd)

169 >>135 Question: who here things that on certification day there will be a huge, manufactured demonstration that will be far more violent and deadly than Jan 6? And nothing will be mentioned about the complete difference in reaction. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 06, 2025 08:31 AM (zZu0s)

Who thinks that Zod Imperial Heavy Gorilla Bathsalt cavalry will be drenched to their harnesses in the gore of the wretched villains in that eventuality?

Posted by: ZOD at January 06, 2025 08:46 AM (P+D4R)

170 The "VOP" at right in the photo above has been caught before--note the fish hook in her lip.

Posted by: ZOD at January 06, 2025 08:47 AM (P+D4R)

171 > I had two emergency warnings last night, one at 10:30 and again at 12:30, telling me to stay off the roads. Never had that before and have had worse weather conditions. We were on the outer edge of the storm.
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The ability to push notifications out to cell phones has been co-opted by literally every outfit.

Not just warnings about weather, but "new items on sale you might be interested in." Scan this code for more info.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 06, 2025 08:49 AM (Q4IgG)

172 It's Black Monday in in the NFL and so far, five teams are 'making a change' at Head Coach

Posted by: Don Black at January 06, 2025 08:49 AM (/7KEl)

173 Heh. Young Doggeh's second encounter with snow this morning. He's decided he loves it!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 06, 2025 08:50 AM (LxER7)

174 The Bears (I know) beat the Packers yesterday. I shall walk around today with a bag on my head.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at January 06, 2025 08:50 AM (SfhV1)

175 If trying to determine the people in our government are either stupid or evil, the answer is always evil first and stupid second (even if stupid is razor thin close).

Posted by: Cray Cray at January 06, 2025 08:51 AM (EES2L)

176 In honor of "the attack on our precious democracy" I'm going to find and wear a buffalo hat!

This will be difficult since everything is shut down for snowpocolypse. However, sacrifices must be made for a horny hat and shaman status!

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at January 06, 2025 08:51 AM (4XwPj)

177 We got relatively little bad weather here in SW Missouri, despite the apocalyptic forecasts…
Posted by: tubal at January 06, 2025 08:30 AM (PCK5/)
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Wish we could say the same. I guess it wasn't too bad here in south-central MO, but we did get around 1/2"-3/4" ice topped with an inch or two of snow.

Makes shoveling the driveway all sorts of fun.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 06, 2025 08:51 AM (BpYfr)

178 165 Rome, Utica, and Carthage, are all in upstate New York. Just like Yonkers.

Not sure I understand the people that decided to name their city after Carthage. Let's name it after a place known for killing babies and getting destroyed...
Posted by: 18-1 at January 06, 2025 08:44 AM (t0Rmr)
_______
Well, I grew up in Babylon NY.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 06, 2025 08:53 AM (1bNHn)

179 >>171 > I had two emergency warnings last night, one at 10:30 and again at 12:30, telling me to stay off the roads.

"Advisories;" the defining edifice of the nanny-state. What it must be like to live in a land where you're not constantly hectored about the smallest thing in the name of "just trying to help."

Stop helping. Thanks.

Posted by: ZOD at January 06, 2025 08:53 AM (P+D4R)

180 Amazing D will still win with subpar O...top 3 NFC teams all have that this year...
Posted by: Nova Local

Someone watched Lions/Vikings and jumped to a conclusion.

As a Lions fan, you're a bit off in that statement.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 06, 2025 08:53 AM (FxH7T)

181 ----
Wish we could say the same. I guess it wasn't too bad here in south-central MO, but we did get around 1/2"-3/4" ice topped with an inch or two of snow.

Makes shoveling the driveway all sorts of fun.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 06, 2025 08:51 AM (BpYfr)

I know... It's gonna be 65 here today.....

Posted by: It's me donna at January 06, 2025 08:54 AM (VE6XX)

182 If a person can have "gone crazy," they can have "gone missing" too. Often they have "gone downhill" as well.

In Indo-European languages, the verb "to go" usually has a ton of additional senses that have nothing to do with travel or exiting a place.

Posted by: Suburbanbanshee at January 06, 2025 08:54 AM (p2GXS)

183 In expectation of freezing temps, Mrs928 and I harvested 90% of our Satsumas yesterday and while reaching for a high one, I took a stick in the eye. Hurt like a SOB even though it didn't fish out my eyeball jelly. Thus morning it feels better but still looks like a bloody pisshole in the snow.

Who would have expected that I should have been wearing safety glasses in my own yard.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 06, 2025 08:54 AM (aD39U)

184 Hubbymayhem is from Carthage, NY.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at January 06, 2025 08:54 AM (4XwPj)

185 I saw Guilt Wridden Crackers open for Godsmack at Alpine Valley in ‘03

Posted by: Common Tater at January 06, 2025 08:56 AM (bNzW0)

186 Today is the Epiphany of our Lord.

"And lo, the star which they had seen in the East went before them, till it came to rest over the place where the child was. When they saw the star, they rejoiced exceedingly with great joy; and going into the house they saw the child with Mary his mother, and they fell down and worshiped him. Then, opening their treasures, they offered him gifts, gold and frankincense and myrrh."
— Matthew 2:9-11

Good morning good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 06, 2025 08:56 AM (WXNFJ)

187 180 Amazing D will still win with subpar O...top 3 NFC teams all have that this year...
Posted by: Nova Local

Someone watched Lions/Vikings and jumped to a conclusion.

As a Lions fan, you're a bit off in that statement.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 06, 2025 08:53 AM (FxH7T)

Nah. they have a D genius assistant coach...taking people off the street and still stopping folks. They are so injured, I was shocked they won...I was shocked they won a game in the last half of the year...

Last night, it's b/c Minn O is awful - terrible QB play - so if Minn wins, it's all a D win this year...

And I've watched the Eagles all year...they win with D and RB...not high powered offense. It will be a D win if they win, and I do think they are likeliest to come through b/c of Detroit injuries...if Hurts can play this week...

Posted by: Nova Local at January 06, 2025 08:56 AM (exHjb)

188 I lost count of the number of weather related warnings that were issued by the National Weather Service. Almost all were the exact same text, just issued at a different time.

They're useful, especially during the summer months when severe weather is an issue. But this winter storm had been forecasted to be a bitch almost 10 days ago when it was still over the Pacific Ocean.

On that account, it being a bitch, they were correct.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 06, 2025 08:57 AM (Q4IgG)

189 What it must be like to live in a land where you're not constantly hectored about the smallest thing in the name of "just trying to help."

Stop helping. Thanks.
Posted by: ZOD at January 06, 2025 08:53 AM (P+D4R)


Also known as the 1980's. Or the seventies.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at January 06, 2025 08:57 AM (4XwPj)

190 Don’t forget Hannibal, Missouri.

Posted by: Bulg at January 06, 2025 08:58 AM (77rzZ)

191 In Indo-European languages, the verb "to go" usually has a ton of additional senses that have nothing to do with travel or exiting a place.
Posted by: Suburbanbanshee at January 06, 2025 08:54 AM (p2GXS)

"I gotta go!"

- The kid in the back seat right after you've passed the rest stop on the interstate

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 06, 2025 08:58 AM (LxER7)

192 177 We got relatively little bad weather here in SW Missouri, despite the apocalyptic forecasts…
Posted by: tubal at January 06, 2025 08:30 AM (PCK5/)
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Wish we could say the same. I guess it wasn't too bad here in south-central MO, but we did get around 1/2"-3/4" ice topped with an inch or two of snow.

Makes shoveling the driveway all sorts of fun.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 06, 2025 08:51 AM (BpYfr)

Sounds like the Rolla area… have good friends in Willow Springs… they get the crappiest weather there..

Posted by: tubal at January 06, 2025 08:59 AM (PCK5/)

193 Told the spouse Sam Darnold reminded me of Mr Butt Fumble, Mark Sanchez. Fine QB play til there's an important game, and then absolutely falls apart, even with 2 all pro WRs...

Posted by: Nova Local at January 06, 2025 08:59 AM (exHjb)

194 190 Don’t forget Hannibal, Missouri.
Posted by: Bulg at January 06, 2025 08:58 AM (77rzZ)
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IIRC, Hannibal means "Grace of Baal".

Posted by: Eeyore at January 06, 2025 09:00 AM (1bNHn)

195 Who would have expected that I should have been wearing safety glasses in my own yard.
——-

They now make safety glasses that have various non-prescription diopters or whatever - bifocals I guess.

So you can even read stuff in fine print when necessary, and they make them in dark sunglass too. Hardware store should have them. I keep a pair in my “must have” stuff in reserve.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 06, 2025 09:00 AM (bNzW0)

196 Some of the terminology in the storm warnings this time has been pretty incredible. I have the AccuWeather app and they sent me warnings of “catastrophic”, “immense”, and other big words. I just went outside and in the 1980s but we would’ve called this is, “it snowed last night”.

Posted by: Quint at January 06, 2025 09:01 AM (8Eo9G)

197 Last night, it's b/c Minn O is awful - terrible QB play - so if Minn wins, it's all a D win this year...


Posted by: Nova Local

That's my point.

Lions have - I believe - the worst scoring D since week 4 (after Hutchinson injury)

They have the league's highest scoring offense. Again, that's my point.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 06, 2025 09:01 AM (FxH7T)

198 I am totally ashamed of myself. Until I read JJs MR, I couldn't fathom where all of this "Jew hatred" originated. JJs repot opened my eyes!


Farrakhan secured a senior role at Black Lives Matter Grassroots to lead "special projects" for the group as it prepares to resist President-elect Donald Trump’s"

I should have guessed Farraken but I didn't. Keep praying, and remember when facing the hate "this too shall pass".

Posted by: Chillin the most at January 06, 2025 09:02 AM (AhKLt)

199 I couldn't tell you who's in the Playoffs.. All I know is I hope KC isn't in it... Tired of Taylor Swift...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 06, 2025 09:03 AM (VE6XX)

200 Gathering themselves in one place is an excellent opportunity for law enforcement to arrest them and take them to holding for arraignment.

https://tinyurl.com/ett83wmy
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 06, 2025 08:05 AM (hik8J)

Arrest them? Nah. Load 'em up on planes and airdrop them into Gaza. Sans chutes.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at January 06, 2025 09:03 AM (iODuv)

201 Sounds like the Rolla area… have good friends in Willow Springs… they get the crappiest weather there..
Posted by: tubal at January 06, 2025 08:59 AM (PCK5/)
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*touches side of nose*

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 06, 2025 09:04 AM (BpYfr)

202 Something I’ve learned studying languages for more years than I want to admit. Any new language learner down deep wants every word to have one single meaning and when they realize words have different meanings, they get really pissed. But take her learners of Spanish French Italian, etc, English is just as bad, just complicated, and even has unpronounced words like French.

Learning a little bit of a language is a lot more satisfying than going deeper. Once you go deeper you realize you may never learn it really.

Posted by: Quint at January 06, 2025 09:04 AM (8Eo9G)

203 The Noticer
@NoticerNews
Genetically engineered mosquitos are set to be released in Australia by a joint venture between the CSIRO and Bill Gates-funded UK biotech firm Oxitec.

It's being led by Brett Sutton, the man behind Victoria's Covid lockdowns and restrictions.

https://tinyurl.com/4yj75874

Posted by: redridinghood at January 06, 2025 09:04 AM (NpAcC)

204 Time to clean snow and ice off the truck.

*Grabs key fob. Hits remote start.*
Posted by: olddog in mo at January 06, 2025 08:19 AM (hoCmQ)

**looks out window** Nope. No snow. Maybe a dusting later. If that.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at January 06, 2025 09:05 AM (iODuv)

205 203 The Noticer
@NoticerNews
Genetically engineered mosquitos are set to be released in Australia by a joint venture between the CSIRO and Bill Gates-funded UK biotech firm Oxitec.

What could possibly go wrong.....

Posted by: It's me donna at January 06, 2025 09:05 AM (VE6XX)

206 174 The Bears (I know) beat the Packers yesterday. I shall walk around today with a bag on my head.
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead

Charlie Berens hardest hit.

Posted by: Go Packers! at January 06, 2025 09:05 AM (dg+HA)

207 Born a King on Bethlehem plain
Gold I bring to crown him again
King forever, ceasing never
Over us all to Reign.


The best version of this song is in Will Vinton's Claymation Christmas special. It has some seriously talented camels.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at January 06, 2025 09:06 AM (4XwPj)

208 In Middle English, we already have the sense where you can say things like "men going on earth" means men who are alive on earth, because going = walking, and walking = alive.

"Go out of wit" and "go wod" already meant the same as "go crazy," so that's an old way to talk. And there's "gon afir," gone on fire, which I've never heard said but which sounds like sensible English.

"Gon astrei" and "gon amis" seem similar to "gone missing."

Posted by: Suburbanbanshee at January 06, 2025 09:06 AM (p2GXS)

209 182 If a person can have "gone crazy," they can have "gone missing" too. Often they have "gone downhill" as well.

In Indo-European languages, the verb "to go" usually has a ton of additional senses that have nothing to do with travel or exiting a place.
Posted by: Suburbanbanshee at January 06, 2025 08:54 AM (p2GXS)

gone:
to hell
out on a limb
to pot (meaning unkept or unclean)
crazy
to the dogs

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 06, 2025 09:06 AM (gbOdA)

210 Fascinating and depressing how the grooming scandal went on without serious reckoning even in the face of highly public protests UNTIL Musk's tweets. Tommy Robinson has been jailed how many times? But until Musk made a few tweets, the scandal remain largely suppressed.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 06, 2025 09:07 AM (h/ffs)

211 Genetically engineered mosquitos are set to be released in Australia by a joint venture between the CSIRO and Bill Gates-funded UK biotech firm Oxitec.

Genetically engineered! Take the vax! Vax! I will vax you! (Orgasms while rubbing his hard and erect nipples of his fat man boobs)

Posted by: Bill Gates, Owner Of Fat Man Boobs at January 06, 2025 09:08 AM (lX1hk)

212 Soros has intentionally tried to financially ruin multiple countries and the Dems give him a medal.

Sounds about right.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 06, 2025 09:08 AM (D6PGr)

213 This is not 'reporting'
this is sensationalism:

Deadly winter storm grips 60 million Americans with life-threatening fury

Posted by: Don Black at January 06, 2025 09:08 AM (/7KEl)

214 So substituting “ went” for “ gone” makes everything acceptable? Got it. English.. she is a funny language.

Posted by: tubal at January 06, 2025 09:08 AM (PCK5/)

215 Had a lawyer tell me the Naming of Winter storms was so Insurance Companies can claim it is not normal damage.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 06, 2025 09:08 AM (gbOdA)

216 I don't understand the agonizing over the methods of deporting of illegal aliens. Just shove them over the Mexican border, they made their own way to Mexico they can make their own way home. Mexico had no problem with letting them into their country they can work out how to help them leave. Enough!

Posted by: Decaf at January 06, 2025 09:08 AM (unUNN)

217 "Joe Biden Insults Kamala Harris On His Way Out"

Another Biden insult to Kamala was him calling her 'kid' quite often. She's 60 years old, and black (sorta). Biden got a pass on this from the MSM. Of course. Imagine the MSM reaction if Trump calls any female or minority male, of any age, 'kid.'

FJB

Posted by: Gref at January 06, 2025 09:09 AM (aBgBM)

218 "Genetically engineered mosquitos are set to be released in Australia by a joint venture between the CSIRO and Bill Gates-funded UK biotech firm Oxitec.
"

They have been doing this for a while in the Keys. The results were pretty good. The male mosquito mates with a female and the offspring are sterile.

The problem is that it takes A LOT of mosquitos to even make a tiny dent in the native population. Way more that the vendors can produce.

Posted by: pawn, RIP Vic at January 06, 2025 09:09 AM (QB+5g)

219 199 I couldn't tell you who's in the Playoffs.. All I know is I hope KC isn't in it... Tired of Taylor Swift...
Posted by: It's me donna at January 06, 2025 09:03 AM (VE6XX)

#1 seed again, so you can ignore them this weekend.

Not sure who can beat them in the AFC...maybe Buffalo or Baltimore finally gets it done this year (rest of the teams in the AFC have no chance).

NFC is more wide open b/c of Detroit's injury problems...without the injuries, they'd be a shoo-in, but now, they may lose their 1st game after the bye...

Posted by: Nova Local at January 06, 2025 09:09 AM (exHjb)

220 They are RAPE gangs.


renaming them groomer is just stupid

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 06, 2025 09:10 AM (gbOdA)

221 Just a few flurries here. Of course, the bottom is supposed to drop out of the temp so all the wet roads should ice over.

We have that going for us.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 06, 2025 09:10 AM (WXNFJ)

222 The Noticer
@NoticerNews
Genetically engineered mosquitos are set to be released in Australia by a joint venture between the CSIRO and Bill Gates-funded UK biotech firm Oxitec.

What could possibly go wrong.....
Posted by: It's me donna at January 06, 2025 09:05 AM (VE6XX)


https://youtu.be/U-NVs68X_S4

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 06, 2025 09:10 AM (ExV1e)

223 Say I meant to say, unpronounced letters, unpronounced words would be difficult. But actually romance languages and English have those as well.

Posted by: Quint at January 06, 2025 09:10 AM (8Eo9G)

224 Biden should have called her wench, slattern or strumpet…

Posted by: tubal at January 06, 2025 09:10 AM (PCK5/)

225 gone fishin'

Posted by: one hour sober at January 06, 2025 09:10 AM (Y1sOo)

226 212 Soros has intentionally tried to financially ruin multiple countries and the Dems give him a medal.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 06, 2025 09:08 AM (D6PGr)

His heroic accomplishments in seeding the country with Communist prosecutors could not go unlauded.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 06, 2025 09:10 AM (h/ffs)

227 Went with the Wind

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 06, 2025 09:10 AM (gbOdA)

228 >>216 I don't understand the agonizing over the methods of deporting of illegal aliens. Just shove them over the Mexican border

Soylent Green.

Posted by: ZOD at January 06, 2025 09:11 AM (P+D4R)

229 216, it is a normal political method in western civilization. If you keep saying it’s impossible to deport illegal aliens, it will become impossible to deport them. It is a self fulfilling prophecy and that’s exactly what the Democrats are going to try to do. They have history on their side here.

Posted by: Quint at January 06, 2025 09:12 AM (8Eo9G)

230 228 >>216 I don't understand the agonizing over the methods of deporting of illegal aliens. Just shove them over the Mexican border


You forgot the "Then shot them if they try to come back over."

Posted by: It's me donna at January 06, 2025 09:12 AM (VE6XX)

231 Notice that the people killed by cops in questionable actions that the Left support are almost all male thugs and criminals but the people killed by cops in questionable actions that the Right support are female with no criminal record?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 06, 2025 09:12 AM (D6PGr)

232 Ashli Babbit, Roseanne Boyland, Kevin Greeson, and Benjamin Phillips. Their families deserve justice. These, along with every J6 political prisoner, deserve compensation. May it be GOD’s will.

Posted by: Eromero at January 06, 2025 09:12 AM (0VIs9)

233 Who would have expected that I should have been wearing safety glasses in my own yard.


First purchase of the new year will be a hard hat/ear muffs/face shield for tree cutting work.

Cut & split two ricks yesterday as the temps fell helping a friend get some firewood. That's their only heat source.

First cut and the wind blew up. Face/mouth/ear full of sawdust.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at January 06, 2025 09:13 AM (SDPbT)

234 174 The Bears (I know) beat the Packers yesterday. I shall walk around today with a bag on my head.
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead

Charlie Berens hardest hit.
Posted by: Go Packers! at January 06, 2025 09:05 AM (dg+HA)

As a longtime Bear fan, believe me, it’s as meaningless a win as is possible between these two teams. Always wanna beat the Packers but last game of season when Packers are on to the playoffs and Bears are 5-12 and in limbo is…. Pretty much nothing

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 06, 2025 09:13 AM (5MZNC)

235 Let's went, Cisco!

Hokay, Pancho!

Posted by: The Cisco Kid Was A Friend OF Mine at January 06, 2025 09:13 AM (Aqu9a)

236 (Orgasms while rubbing his hard and erect nipples of his fat man boobs)
Posted by: Bill Gates, Owner Of Fat Man Boobs at January 06, 2025 09:08 AM (lX1hk)

HEY!! I'm squatting right here!!

Posted by: Crispy Cream Christie at January 06, 2025 09:13 AM (iODuv)

237 Biden should have called her wench, slattern or strumpet…
Posted by: tubal

You say wench like it is a bad thing..
That's hurtful.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at January 06, 2025 09:14 AM (4XwPj)

238 "The Global Engagement Center was defunded, only to reemerge under a new name"

Rule of thumb: any organization with Global it its name is a leftist agit-prop group.

Posted by: Ripley at January 06, 2025 09:14 AM (GUOwU)

239 >>@NoticerNews
Genetically engineered mosquitos are set to be released in Australia by a joint venture between the CSIRO and Bill Gates-funded UK biotech firm Oxitec.


I really, really wish Michael Crichton were alive to see this. Gates is the perfect villain for several of his books. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at January 06, 2025 09:15 AM (u1uWe)

240 Re: "I gotta go!" --

Middle English had "go forth", meaning to do #2. Not #1, curiously enough, although I bet there could have been undocumented use of the idiom to mean #1.

I mean, all we know is what people wrote down. It's amazing that we've got what we've got.

Posted by: Suburbanbanshee at January 06, 2025 09:15 AM (p2GXS)

241 >Biden Curses At Reporters Amid Bizarre Rant About Immigrants

I just want to hear him to say the N word ONE TIME before he leaves office

I don't think that's too much to ask after enduring 4 years of this fossilized asshole

Posted by: Don Black at January 06, 2025 09:15 AM (/7KEl)

242 237 Biden should have called her wench, slattern or strumpet…
Posted by: tubal

You say wench like it is a bad thing..
That's hurtful.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at January 06, 2025 09:14 AM (4XwPj)

Oops… my bad!

Posted by: tubal at January 06, 2025 09:15 AM (PCK5/)

243 As a longtime Bear fan, believe me, it’s as meaningless a win as is possible between these two teams. Always wanna beat the Packers but last game of season when Packers are on to the playoffs and Bears are 5-12 and in limbo is…. Pretty much nothing
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 06, 2025 09:13 AM (5MZNC)

Somehow, the NYG still could not beat the 3rd string Eagles, so the Bears beating the 2nd and 3rd string Pack does mean something...

Posted by: Nova Local at January 06, 2025 09:15 AM (exHjb)

244 This article by two Supreme Court clerks was written a couple weeks ago in The Hill. Congress does have the power to stop Trump from becoming president if they fulfilled their constitutional duty to prevent an insurrectionist from holding office.

To make an objection under the Count Act requires a petition signed by 20 percent of the members of each House. If the objection is sustained by majority vote in each house, the vote is not counted and the number of votes required to be elected is reduced by the number of disqualified votes. If all votes for Trump were not counted, Kamala Harris would be elected president.

No wish or hope here. Just clearly what is legal. Congress certifying Trump should be considered a major illegal act. Based on the clear wording of the constitution.

That's a great idea, over-ride the voters. This would be the very definition of "installed". That would look so good that they would surely vote with us next time.

"Override the voters?" Like in 2016 and 2000? Following the constitution is not "installing" anyone. If the electoral college can override the popular vote, so can the 14th amendement.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 06, 2025 09:16 AM (mGQPW)

245 This is the exact kind of Monday morning that makes it great to be old. Wife and dog put their noses out the bedroom door, and just went back.

Sorry to gloat.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 06, 2025 09:16 AM (1bNHn)

246 Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 06, 2025 09:16 AM (mGQPW)

Oh boy...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 06, 2025 09:17 AM (VE6XX)

247 "This is not 'reporting'
this is sensationalism:

Deadly winter storm grips 60 million Americans with life-threatening fury

Posted by: Don Black"


Also know as great sledding weather when I was growing up.

Posted by: Ripley at January 06, 2025 09:17 AM (GUOwU)

248 242 237 Biden should have called her wench, slattern or strumpet…
Posted by: tubal

You say wench like it is a bad thing..
That's hurtful.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at January 06, 2025 09:14 AM (4XwPj)

Oops… my bad!
Posted by: tubal at January 06, 2025 09:15 AM (PCK5/)
______
Substitute "trull".

Posted by: Eeyore at January 06, 2025 09:17 AM (1bNHn)

249 >>They have been doing this for a while in the Keys. The results were pretty good. The male mosquito mates with a female and the offspring are sterile.


Oh no, this is different -- the mosquitos are now modified to deliver a vax to humans, iirc.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 06, 2025 09:17 AM (u1uWe)

250 I have a feeling Le Resistance this time around is going to be low energy. The deep state will fight like hell of course. But the average leftist on the street is kinda meh.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 06, 2025 09:18 AM (5y+cL)

251 Trudeau will hold a news conference in an hour where he will resign.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 06, 2025 09:18 AM (NpAcC)

252
Oh no, this is different -- the mosquitos are now modified to deliver a vax to humans, iirc.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 06, 2025 09:17 AM (u1uWe

I'd be wearing lots of mosquito spray with Deet in it.....

Posted by: It's me donna at January 06, 2025 09:18 AM (VE6XX)

253 I just want to hear him to say the N word ONE TIME before he leaves office

I don't think that's too much to ask after enduring 4 years of this fossilized asshole
Posted by: Don Black at January 06, 2025 09:15 AM (/7KEl)

You mean one more time as he has said it prior to being President. Claims he was just quoting someone else's racist quotes.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 06, 2025 09:19 AM (D6PGr)

254 I don't understand the agonizing over the methods of deporting of illegal aliens. Just shove them over the Mexican border, they made their own way to Mexico they can make their own way home.

This is all fake compassion.

The left/elites don't want their cheap workers, sex slaves, and free ballots kicked out of the country. So they'll throw every potential fuss they can as Trump does so.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 06, 2025 09:19 AM (t0Rmr)

255 Oh no, this is different -- the mosquitos are now modified to deliver a vax to humans, iirc.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 06, 2025 09:17 AM (u1uWe

I'd be wearing lots of mosquito spray with Deet in it.....
Posted by: It's me donna at January 06, 2025 09:18 AM (VE6XX)

Deep Woods Off pump spray bottle FTW!

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 06, 2025 09:20 AM (Aqu9a)

256 > "The Global Engagement Center was defunded, only to reemerge under a new name"
------
The feds shuffle agencies around in an endless game to keep funding alive. You have to kill it. Dead. Reassign or fire every single employee and then tell the congressional assholes who support it to fuck off or die.

Only then will there be a chance said center will close up shop.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 06, 2025 09:20 AM (Q4IgG)

257 Even if this vax were not harmful, which we can no longer assume, imagine the joyous results if you are one of those people who smells good to mosquitoes, and therefore gets ten or twenty mosquito bites. Or a hundred.

Seriously? Are they not even hiding their desire to kill people?

Posted by: Suburbanbanshee at January 06, 2025 09:20 AM (p2GXS)

258 Good morning Hordelings!

Posted by: Doof at January 06, 2025 09:20 AM (RFPHU)

259 January 6, 2025.

Been waiting for this day for a long time.

Congratulations morons. They said this was impossible too.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 06, 2025 09:21 AM (LkLld)

260 They have been doing this for a while in the Keys. The results were pretty good. The male mosquito mates with a female and the offspring are sterile.

Doing a quick read it looks like a bunch of places hired them and did get a temporary reduction in skeeters but at a high cost compared to say spraying.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 06, 2025 09:21 AM (t0Rmr)

261 257 Even if this vax were not harmful, which we can no longer assume, imagine the joyous results if you are one of those people who smells good to mosquitoes, and therefore gets ten or twenty mosquito bites. Or a hundred.

What about animals? What will it do to them ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 06, 2025 09:21 AM (VE6XX)

262 "What could possibly go wrong....."

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In the wild, what happens to the species that rely on the mosquito for food? Kinda seems like there would be a ripple effect ... and not in a good way.

Posted by: Wardo at January 06, 2025 09:21 AM (A2iSa)

263 Food!

Posted by: Bulg at January 06, 2025 09:21 AM (77rzZ)

264 >>251 Trudeau will hold a news conference in an hour where he will resign. Posted by: redridinghood at January 06, 2025 09:18 AM (NpAcC)

He will subsequently be led, shackled and weeping, to the Dignity Canal.

It is written.

Posted by: ZOD at January 06, 2025 09:21 AM (P+D4R)

265 WOW! This place is really warm for January. Must be the global-climate-warming change stuff. Oh hey,, look over there! Wow, it's my old friend Adolf! HEY ADOLF *~waves frantically~* IS THAT YOU BUDDY?/1!?/?!

LETS DANCE!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GAylAoRR2A

Posted by: Zombie Jimmy Carter at January 06, 2025 09:22 AM (c0tJM)

266 >>I don't understand the agonizing over the methods of deporting of illegal aliens.


It's done by people who don't know or pretend to not know that there are numerous NGOs and Homeland Security methods already in place to bring them *in* and place them in every state.

The correct method is to simply reverse what they've been doing to get them settled here - bus, train, plane, caravan them right BACK OUT OF HERE.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 06, 2025 09:22 AM (u1uWe)

267 Trudeau will hold a news conference in an hour where he will resign.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 06, 2025 09:18 AM (NpAcC)

Blue Monday

Posted by: Fats Domino at January 06, 2025 09:22 AM (Aqu9a)

268 259 January 6, 2025.

Been waiting for this day for a long time.

Congratulations morons. They said this was impossible too.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 06, 2025 09:21 AM (LkLld

Don't count your Certifications before they're hatched or something...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 06, 2025 09:22 AM (VE6XX)

269 Or perhaps he could call Harris“ slut”… too much??

Posted by: tubal at January 06, 2025 09:23 AM (PCK5/)

270 It's okay if we attempt to overturn an election because reasons.....

Posted by: Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 06, 2025 09:1 at January 06, 2025 09:23 AM (D6PGr)

271 Food!
Posted by: Bulg at January 06, 2025 09:21 AM (77rzZ)


Howdy Glub!

Posted by: Doof at January 06, 2025 09:23 AM (RFPHU)

272 >>Even if this vax were not harmful, which we can no longer assume, imagine the joyous results if you are one of those people who smells good to mosquitoes, and therefore gets ten or twenty mosquito bites. Or a hundred.

What about animals? What will it do to them ?


*Feigned surprise*

"OOOOOPSIE!"

*giggles*

Posted by: Bill Gates, Fauci, WHO, etc. at January 06, 2025 09:24 AM (u1uWe)

273 Trollop! That’s a good ‘un.

I sometimes describe certain politicians as scrofulous ; another excellent choice. Odious has a certain charm as well.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 06, 2025 09:24 AM (bNzW0)

274 In the wild, what happens to the species that rely on the mosquito for food? Kinda seems like there would be a ripple effect ... and not in a good way.

I remember looking at this a while back and I actually don't think that even if we could magically make all mosquitos disappear it would have much of a negative effect since the creatures that eat mosquitos or their larva also eat other bugs present in their environment

Posted by: 18-1 at January 06, 2025 09:25 AM (t0Rmr)

275 Trollop! That’s a good ‘un.
Posted by: Common Tater


Strumpet

Posted by: Bulg at January 06, 2025 09:25 AM (77rzZ)

276 Only then will there be a chance said center will close up shop.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 06, 2025 09:20 AM (Q4IgG


The demolition will continue until they get the point.

"You're fired! Now get the fuck out. Oh you don't want to leave? I don't fucking care what you want! This building will be demolished tomorrow. If you are still here, at your desk, pretending to do a pretend job, well...... Say hello to Saint Pete for me, dumbass"

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at January 06, 2025 09:26 AM (4XwPj)

277 Bats eat a lot of mosquitoes.

Posted by: Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 06, 2025 09:1 at January 06, 2025 09:26 AM (D6PGr)

278 Even if this vax were not harmful, which we can no longer assume, imagine the joyous results if you are one of those people who smells good to mosquitoes, and therefore gets ten or twenty mosquito bites. Or a hundred.

What about animals? What will it do to them ?
Posted by: It's me donna


Mosquitos don't affect crickets.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at January 06, 2025 09:26 AM (SDPbT)

279 What about animals? What will it do to them ?

I vaguely recall that at the height of COVID mania they used the clot shot on zoo animals and a fair number of them died.

Of course at the same time they were giving animals the clot shot the same people were telling us people can't use IVM because it is for animals...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 06, 2025 09:26 AM (t0Rmr)

280 "Oh no, this is different -- the mosquitos are now modified to deliver a vax to humans, iirc."

It seems that the mosquitos are not really modified. It's the malaria parasite that they are then infected with is weakened.

So no real genetic modification other than the strain of the parasite that ends up deader.

Posted by: pawn, RIP Vic at January 06, 2025 09:26 AM (QB+5g)

281 “We can’t deport 11 million people!!”

Left unstated of course is the crux of the issue

“ …. so we won’t deport any”

Posted by: Common Tater at January 06, 2025 09:26 AM (bNzW0)

282 What happens when Castro jr. resigns ?

Posted by: runner at January 06, 2025 09:27 AM (g47mK)

283 Off insane sock

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 06, 2025 09:27 AM (D6PGr)

284 Trudeau will hold a news conference in an hour where he will resign.
Posted by: redridinghood

They should also hold a gender reveal party for him at the same time.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 06, 2025 09:27 AM (WXNFJ)

285
Genetically engineered mosquitos are set to be released in Australia by a joint venture between the CSIRO and Bill Gates-funded UK biotech firm Oxitec.

Have they been genetically engineered to carry a virus to make people sterile?

No?

Well, then how's about a virus to give people cancer?

Nope, you say....huh....

Bill Gates, right?

Well then, I'm sure everything is fine.

Carry on, Aussies!


Posted by: naturalfake at January 06, 2025 09:27 AM (iJfKG)

286 “We can’t deport 11 million people!!”

We also can't stop every rapist Hollywood producer or Dem pol...does that mean we also shouldn't try?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 06, 2025 09:27 AM (t0Rmr)

287 Isn't Malaria one of the Obama "spawn"? Or, is it Sasquatch?

Posted by: Confuzzled at January 06, 2025 09:29 AM (G5+As)

288 The Air Products facility in Massena plans to use hydro power from a dam on the St. Lawrence to produce its hydrogen. The hydro power is already dispatchable. How can it possibly make any sense to use dispatchable electricity to produce hydrogen whose purpose is to make dispatchable electricity? At least about 40% of the energy is going to get lost on the round trip from electricity to hydrogen and back to electricity.

Stupid is as stupid does.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 06, 2025 09:29 AM (gbOdA)

289 What will happen to the birds that feast on mosquitoes?

Will these ghouls make these birds extinct?
Downy woodpecker
Purple martin
Wood duck
Tree and barn swallows
Cardinals
Robins
Orioles
House wrens
Red-breasted nuthatches
Hummingbirds
and many more. . .

Posted by: Bill Gates, Fauci, WHO, etc. at January 06, 2025 09:29 AM (u1uWe)

290
Brrrrrr
Cold
A
R
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Posted by: rhennigantx at January 06, 2025 09:30 AM (gbOdA)

291 >>“We can’t deport 11 million people!!”


Old and busted: "If it save ONE life, we must do it!"

New hotness: “We can’t deport 11 million people!!”



Correct: We can deport( the more accurate estimate of ) 40-50 million!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 06, 2025 09:31 AM (u1uWe)

292 >“We can’t deport 11 million people!!”

----

How can we know, until we try?
C'mon, America!

Posted by: Don Black at January 06, 2025 09:31 AM (/7KEl)

293 The Air Products facility in Massena plans to use hydro power from a dam on the St. Lawrence to produce its hydrogen. The hydro power is already dispatchable. How can it possibly make any sense to use dispatchable electricity to produce hydrogen whose purpose is to make dispatchable electricity? At least about 40% of the energy is going to get lost on the round trip from electricity to hydrogen and back to electricity.

Stupid is as stupid does.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 06, 2025 09:29 AM (gbOdA)

No, it's a very fine line between stupid and clever, as the poet-philosopher said. This plan has great possibilities with a few additional refinements.

Posted by: Rube Goldberg at January 06, 2025 09:32 AM (Aqu9a)

294 In Indo-European languages, the verb "to go" usually has a ton of additional senses

To go, to be, to do, and to drive a mule. "Actus."

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at January 06, 2025 09:32 AM (zdLoL)

295 So people will now have a choice of living near a huge pile of lithium or a huge tank or hydrogen.

Cool.

Posted by: pawn, RIP Vic at January 06, 2025 09:33 AM (QB+5g)

296 253 I just want to hear him to say the N word ONE TIME before he leaves office

I don't think that's too much to ask after enduring 4 years of this fossilized asshole
Posted by: Don Black at January 06, 2025 09:15 AM (/7KEl)

You mean one more time as he has said it prior to being President. Claims he was just quoting someone else's racist quotes.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 06, 2025 09:19 AM (D6PGr)
_________
Well, there's a country in Africa which could give him trouble. That'd be fun.

I still think we have to hold Racist Rich Lowry responsible for saying it. And if anyone thinks that unfair, I reply "Covington."

Posted by: Eeyore at January 06, 2025 09:33 AM (1bNHn)

297 “We can’t deport 11 million people!!”

----

How can we know, until we try?
C'mon, America!

Posted by: Don Black


Yes, we can!

Posted by: Agent Potatohead at January 06, 2025 09:35 AM (OUMaO)

298 284 Trudeau will hold a news conference in an hour where he will resign.
Posted by: redridinghood


I'll believe it when I see it.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 06, 2025 09:36 AM (ZlOcj)

299 As appropriate as that sock was to the context...

Posted by: Brother Tim, Keeper of the Tim Continuum at January 06, 2025 09:36 AM (OUMaO)

300 This...is...SPARTA!

Posted by: Brother Tim, Keeper of the Tim Continuum at January 06, 2025 09:36 AM (OUMaO)

301 I hear Thune muttering negatives about deportation. F*ck you, Thune. It's lawful, right, necessary and it will be done.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 06, 2025 09:37 AM (ZlOcj)

302 297 “We can’t deport 11 million people!!”

----

How can we know, until we try?
C'mon, America!

Posted by: Don Black

Yes, we can!
Posted by: Agent Potatohead at January 06, 2025 09:35 AM (OUMaO)


That's only maybe one fourth of all the illegal aliens in the country. Not counting their progeny who MUST NOT be granted citizenship via the 14th amendment or whatever other cockamamie pretext.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 06, 2025 09:37 AM (x0n13)

303 From Kansas City to DC there is a path of "Not Climate Change"

Posted by: SMOD at January 06, 2025 09:44 AM (GITLP)

304 A special thanks to all "parliamentarians" who have tried again and again to explain to us how Trudeau can resign and may still be the head of government for several years. We see it, but we just cannot believe it.

Also, to every one who has seen a hydrogen 'fire' up close and personal, and has tried to describe how like the surface of the Sun it truly is. Thank you for trying, but we are kids at the stove.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at January 06, 2025 09:47 AM (zdLoL)

305 292 >“We can’t deport 11 million people!!”

----

How can we know, until we try?
C'mon, America!
Posted by: Don Black at January 06, 2025 09:31 AM (/7KEl)
One bite at a time.

Posted by: Eromero at January 06, 2025 10:01 AM (0VIs9)

306 Hydrogen fire is all but invisible in the daylight. Old timey engineers at the Cape used to carry brooms pointed ahead of them as they walked to tell them if there was a fire.

On one "famous" launch abort the whole Shuttle pad caught on fire and no one could see it but all the detectors went off.

Posted by: pawn, RIP Vic at January 06, 2025 10:48 AM (QB+5g)

307 Soros belongs in GITMO!

Posted by: rechill at January 06, 2025 02:04 PM (4PBYb)

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