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Sunday Overnight Open Thread - January 5, 2025 [Doof]
Howdy Hordelings, and welcome to the first Sunday ONT of 2025! Hopefully you enjoyed the crossover from 2024 to 2025 in whatever way you chose to celebrate it or ignore it. Thanks for stopping by. Perhaps something will hit you as fun or interesting tonight.
No Longer Just Another Date On The Calendar Tomorrow is January 6th. Until 4 years ago, that date wasn't yet collectively seared into the brains of every American. Sure, political junkies and readers of smart military blogs knew the significance of the date for its quadrennial importance - that of officially certifying results of a presidential election. But the events of January 6, 2021 ensured that for at least a generation or two, it will be a date which lives in infamy. Of course, the divide in our country over which side made it infamous rages on. Was January 6, 2021 an insurrection, or was it an attempt to thwart an insurrection? Rhetorical question for most of us here. Much more on this in JJ's Morning Report tomorrow, I imagine. For tonight, a suggestion to check out the documentary film "Capitol Punishment" by Nick Searcy and Chris Burgard. Full film available here (link goes to Rumble) If you've never seen this film - you should. If you have seen it - you should watch it again. Here's an enjoyable clip from the end of the film featuring Nick Searcy (Racist White Supremacist Terrorist Insurrectionist) himself.
Feel Good Story
Firefighters Surprise Boy with Brand New Bicycle After Cutting Spokes to Free His Foot
On December 18th, Fernandina Beach Fire Department rushed to the scene of a bicycle collision where a young man was trapped under his bike wheel. Before the firefighters could free the boy, named KJ, they had to cut his foot loose from where it was trapped among the spokes of the wheel, ultimately ruining the bike. KJ was then brought to the hospital to be treated for injuries including a nasty ankle sprain, but seeing how it was the holidays, the firemen felt they had to do something to cheer the lad up. They came to the hospital and surprised him with a brand-new bike and helmet. The following day, they shared a photograph on the Fernandina Fire Department Facebook page of them surprising KJ, who appears to be asleep, with his new gift.
Teddy Bear Toss This afternoon in Hershey, PA, more than 100,000 stuffed toys were thrown on to the ice.
The Hershey Bears have once again established a new hockey record, collecting 102,343 stuffed toys during Sunday’s annual Teddy Bear Toss. This surpasses the club’s previous hockey world record of 74,599 collected in 2024. *** As part of the club’s Hershey Bears Cares initiative, which showcases the philanthropic activities and volunteer efforts of Bears players and staff members throughout the community, teddy bears and stuffed animals are collected and donated to more than 35 local and regional organizations. Additionally, the Sweigart Family Foundation has pledged to donate a sum to the Children’s Miracle Network that will match the number of stuffed animals thrown on the ice. Hershey’s annual Teddy Bear Toss has collected more than 566,000 stuffed toys since its inception in 2001.
Forget snow in your forecast...
— Hershey Bears (@TheHersheyBears) January 5, 2025
🧸🧸🧸𝙃𝙊𝙒 𝘼𝘽𝙊𝙐𝙏 𝙎𝙊𝙈𝙀 𝙏𝙀𝘿𝘿𝙔 𝘽𝙀𝘼𝙍𝙎?!🧸🧸🧸@GiantFoodStores | #TeddyBearTossHershey pic.twitter.com/gmjXk766yc
The 13-time Calder Cup champion Hershey Bears are the American Hockey League affiliate of the Washington Capitals. The Bears won back to back league championships in 2023 and 2024.
Who Needs Lights?
Glow-in-the-dark baseball looks INCREDIBLE 😮 pic.twitter.com/OYeAPewMhE
— Baseball’s Greatest Moments (@BBGreatMoments) December 27, 2024
This needs to be done for pickleball!
DJ Doof – 21st Century Indie Rock Version
Two catchy little tunes for you tonight. Both have an old school pop/rock feel to them.
The first catchy little tune is from 2007. Here are 2 videos for "Here It Goes Again" by OK Go. The first is the official music video, featuring some well choreographed moves on a a bunch of treadmills. The second is a behind the scenes look at the making of the music video.
The second catchy little tune is from 2020. "Van Horn" from the Los Angeles based band Saint Motel.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Nothing says love like giving someone a bird. Even if they're not real.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 05, 2025 10:00 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at January 05, 2025 10:00 PM (yLkiW)
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Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 05, 2025 10:01 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 05, 2025 10:02 PM (W5ArC)
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Posted by: Count de Monet at January 05, 2025 10:05 PM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: Bulg at January 05, 2025 10:05 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 05, 2025 10:06 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Puddleglum, drive by pew pew at January 05, 2025 10:07 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Scarymary at January 05, 2025 10:07 PM (zddDv)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 05, 2025 10:08 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Bulg at January 05, 2025 10:09 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at January 05, 2025 10:09 PM (ha1wR)
Posted by: zombies Fred and Howie Glover at January 05, 2025 10:09 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Bulg at January 05, 2025 10:09 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 05, 2025 10:10 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Dr. T at January 05, 2025 10:11 PM (jGGMD)
Sig Sauer's Light Machine Gun offers the IDF a lighter and handier alternative to its existing Negev-series machine guns.
https://tinyurl.com/mt2bynsx
Posted by: TRex at January 05, 2025
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From TRex's link:
MilitaryNewsUA @front_ukrainian
❗️The latest American machine guns M250 (NGSW-AR) caliber 6.8x51 mm in service with the Israeli Army
https://tinyurl.com/423mbtz8
20 seconds; Hebrew commentary, I assume.
笑脸男人 @lfx160219
XM7 and XM250 in the hands of XM7 and XM250 in the hands of Israel & Polish soldiers.
Quote Gregory Knowles @2805662 · Apr 16, 2024
More NGSW goodness from PEO Soldier.
With 34% of the Army Acquisition Objective either on order or delivered, the XM7 is looking good.
The Special Purpose round is slated for development FY25 - that’ll be one to watch. x.com/PEOSoldier/sta…
Show more
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Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at January 05, 2025 10:11 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: Piper at January 05, 2025 10:11 PM (pRpzT)
Christmas break is over. School starts back tomorrow and I guess a lot of ya'll will start back to work.
Posted by: four seasons at January 05, 2025 10:12 PM (3ek7K)
Nice job on the Rush, Puddleglum. Semi deep cut. Such a great song. I don't understand how some Rush fans dismiss their 80s stuff after Grace Under Pressure.
Posted by: Doof at January 05, 2025 10:12 PM (RFPHU)
Posted by: scampydog at January 05, 2025 10:12 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 05, 2025 10:12 PM (vYDwg)
Posted by: GWB at January 05, 2025 10:13 PM (WlvCt)
Posted by: Piper at January 05, 2025 10:11 PM (pRpzT)
Hmm -- perhaps a combo facility with pickleball and mini-golf. What else??
Posted by: Doof at January 05, 2025 10:13 PM (RFPHU)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 05, 2025 10:13 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Piper at January 05, 2025 10:13 PM (pRpzT)
School district here added a week to the Christmas break and took away Spring break. January to May is too long for kids to go without a break.
Posted by: four seasons at January 05, 2025 10:14 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 05, 2025 10:14 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: TRex at January 05, 2025 10:14 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Bulg at January 05, 2025 10:14 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Piper at January 05, 2025 10:11 PM (pRpzT)
Hmm -- perhaps a combo facility with pickleball and mini-golf. What else??
Posted by: Doof at January
Barre, duh! 😂. I do tuck and glows a lot. They are super fun. I have a lot of black lights for this very purpose.
Posted by: Piper at January 05, 2025 10:14 PM (pRpzT)
Evening, Horde!
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy - OT but harmless at January 05, 2025 10:15 PM (v23vE)
Posted by: mindful webworker - tick tick tick tick tick at January 05, 2025 10:15 PM (erzCX)
Posted by: Hansel at January 05, 2025 10:15 PM (R256O)
Posted by: scampydog at January 05, 2025 10:12 PM (41CYW)
Thanks -- would you believe I took that photo?
Posted by: Doof at January 05, 2025 10:15 PM (RFPHU)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 05, 2025 10:15 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Scarymary at January 05, 2025 10:15 PM (zddDv)
Posted by: scampydog at January 05, 2025 10:16 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 05, 2025 10:16 PM (rxCpr)
Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at January 05, 2025 10:16 PM (ha1wR)
Posted by: Bulg at January 05, 2025 10:16 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 05, 2025 10:16 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: RickZ at January 05, 2025 10:16 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Piper at January 05, 2025 10:17 PM (pRpzT)
Posted by: Black Orchid at January 05, 2025 10:17 PM (Pv3Rg)
Evening, Horde!
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy - OT but harmless at January 05, 2025 10:15 PM (v23vE)
It was the late addition of the Teddy Bear Toss. Without that, still a B+, right?
Posted by: Doof at January 05, 2025 10:17 PM (RFPHU)
Posted by: Bulg at January 05, 2025 10:17 PM (77rzZ)
ugh but looks like a snow day
Posted by: Black Orchid at January 05, 2025 10:18 PM (Pv3Rg)
Posted by: Piper at January 05, 2025 10:18 PM (pRpzT)
Posted by: Doof
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Yup. Was actually pretty sure that was a Doof pic. It's a cool old building.
Posted by: scampydog at January 05, 2025 10:18 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Miklos has done a few Good Things at January 05, 2025 10:18 PM (xesY+)
Come get it.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 05, 2025 10:18 PM (F5oRM)
Members of Congress are getting to work on one powerful Bill that will bring our Country back, and make it greater than ever before. We must Secure our Border, Unleash American Energy, and Renew the Trump Tax Cuts, which were the largest in History, but we will make it even better - NO TAX ON TIPS. IT WILL ALL BE MADE UP WITH TARIFFS, AND MUCH MORE, FROM COUNTRIES THAT HAVE TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF THE U.S. FOR YEARS. Republicans must unite, and quickly deliver these Historic Victories for the American People. Get smart, tough, and send the Bill to my desk to sign as soon as possible. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 05, 2025 10:18 PM (W5ArC)
Posted by: Dr. T at January 05, 2025 10:18 PM (jGGMD)
Posted by: Bulg at January 05, 2025 10:16 PM (77rzZ)
Tomorrow night looks promising for you then.
Posted by: Doof at January 05, 2025 10:18 PM (RFPHU)
Posted by: Scarymary at January 05, 2025 10:18 PM (zddDv)
January 8 would have been Elvis Presley's 90th Birthday. I expect a video.
Additionally, January 8 would have been David Bowie's (who changed his name so as not to be confused with the jockey-sized singer from the Monkees) 78th birthday. I believe a video to mark the occasion. To be warranted.
Thank you for your considerstion.
Posted by: tankdemon at January 05, 2025 10:19 PM (R256O)
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy - OT but harmless at January 05, 2025 10:19 PM (v23vE)
Posted by: Bulg at January 05, 2025 10:14 PM (77rzZ)
lost in time... like tears in rain...
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 05, 2025 10:19 PM (Aqu9a)
Well, at least he got a new bike out of it eventually.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at January 05, 2025 10:19 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: Bulg at January 05, 2025 10:19 PM (77rzZ)
IT'S (looks outside) doing nothing so far.
WINTER IS COMING!!!! SAVE US AL GORE!!!!
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 05, 2025 10:19 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Black Orchid at January 05, 2025 10:20 PM (Pv3Rg)
Posted by: Piper at January 05, 2025 10:20 PM (pRpzT)
Nothing says love like giving someone a bird. Even if they're not real.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 05, 2025 10:00 PM (lUFok)
You don't even need to include the pear tree.
Posted by: tankdemon at January 05, 2025 10:20 PM (R256O)
A blizzard in Wyoming is just another day, lol.
Posted by: four seasons at January 05, 2025 10:20 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 05, 2025 10:19 PM (sAmhv)
Release the chakra!
Posted by: RickZ at January 05, 2025 10:21 PM (gKDq2)
Evening, Horde!
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy
Does Doof get a Complimentary set of corn on the cob holders that look like corn on the cob?
Posted by: Miklos and the World Wonders at January 05, 2025 10:21 PM (xesY+)
Posted by: four seasons
Heh, yep, guess a lot of folks will be doing that. Some of us? Not so much.
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at January 05, 2025 10:21 PM (+VovS)
Posted by: Bulg at January 05, 2025 10:21 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Black Orchid at January 05, 2025 10:21 PM (Pv3Rg)
Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at January 05, 2025 10:16 PM (ha1wR)
Undisclosable location in northeastern Maryland. Early November of 2024.
Posted by: Doof at January 05, 2025 10:22 PM (RFPHU)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
>Who wants to waste their time shopping for a new wheel? Here's a new bike, enjoy!
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 05, 2025 10:22 PM (F5oRM)
New rule! If the election is not certified on January 6th the election is deemed to be void and the current President will serve until the next election.
Yay Us.
- ProgTards
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 05, 2025 10:22 PM (/lPRQ)
Evening, Horde!
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy
As long as we're giving him bra grades, let's make it a D+.
Ladies?
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at January 05, 2025 10:23 PM (+VovS)
Posted by: Bulg at January 05, 2025 10:16 PM (77rzZ)
Tomorrow night looks promising for you then.
Posted by: Doof
I can name the capitols of all 57 states, if the teleprompter stays on
Posted by: B. Hussein Obama at January 05, 2025 10:23 PM (xesY+)
The evil people will try anything to prevent Trump from taking office. Pray, Pray that doesn't happen.
Posted by: four seasons at January 05, 2025 10:23 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Piper at January 05, 2025 10:24 PM (pRpzT)
Posted by: Scarymary at January 05, 2025 10:18 PM (zddDv)
Depends. Are you actually scary?
Posted by: Doof at January 05, 2025 10:24 PM (RFPHU)
Posted by: Bulg at January 05, 2025 10:24 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at January 05, 2025 10:24 PM (zHyc3)
Posted by: Bulg at January 05, 2025 10:14 PM (77rzZ)
I believe thst Misanthropic Humanitarian is no longer the ONT maven/semi-official statkeeper, and nobody stepped in to fill the void.
Posted by: tankdemon at January 05, 2025 10:25 PM (R256O)
Posted by: four seasons
Dad said the snow doesn't melt in Wyoming, it gets worn out from being blown around.
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at January 05, 2025 10:25 PM (+VovS)
Posted by: mikeski at January 05, 2025 10:25 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 05, 2025 10:25 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 05, 2025 10:25 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Bulg at January 05, 2025 10:25 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 05, 2025 10:26 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Piper at January 05, 2025 10:26 PM (pRpzT)
Posted by: Scarymary
We make no guarantees, warranted or implied.
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at January 05, 2025 10:26 PM (+VovS)
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat
the snow too?
Posted by: Hero of the People Liz Cheney at January 05, 2025 10:26 PM (xesY+)
That photo is great, so peaceful. I'm impressed!
Daughter gave me her cold while they were here, but who cares? It was worth it to see them all.
The wind swept the remaining leaves out of the yard and it's cold out there (for us), but not expecting anything major.
All y'all affected stay safe and warm, okay?
I have to run around and put the Wise Men in the remaining creches for tomorrow.
Posted by: sal at January 05, 2025 10:27 PM (f+FmA)
Some Garbage Rat,
LOL! Yesterday it snowed and the wind was blowing. Several times we couldn't tell if it was snowing or the wind blowing the snow.
Posted by: four seasons at January 05, 2025 10:27 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 05, 2025 10:27 PM (aHOQt)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 05, 2025 10:27 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Piper at January 05, 2025 10:27 PM (pRpzT)
Evening Horde! Happy Ephinany! Did anyone else bless their homes today?
Posted by: Iris at January 05, 2025 10:28 PM (bOJ2I)
Posted by: Scarymary
Of course!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Posted by: Tonypete at January 05, 2025 10:28 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Scarymary at January 05, 2025 10:28 PM (zddDv)
Posted by: Bulg at January 05, 2025 10:14 PM (77rzZ)
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I fear that my trophy case has seen its last Comment of the Week award.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 05, 2025 10:29 PM (dDmld)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
Grand Duke Doofmeister von Doofensberg
Posted by: Miklos, Big Chief of Protocol at January 05, 2025 10:29 PM (xesY+)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 05, 2025 10:25 PM (WXNFJ)
I pass by that barn almost every day. It is essentially abandoned. There is no road leading to it. It is next to a newly (5 years or so) developed area. Easily reachable on foot. I'd love to restore it and repurpose it. Could store lots of whiskey barrels in there!
Posted by: Doof at January 05, 2025 10:30 PM (RFPHU)
Heck, Cicero - I nominate THAT particular comment for Comment of the Week!
There ya go!
Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at January 05, 2025 10:30 PM (ha1wR)
So January 6, 2021, members of Congress were hiding under the furniture and shrieking like little bitches. January 6, 2025, they're running away from snow like little bitches.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 05, 2025 10:30 PM (biznJ)
Posted by: Scarymary
If you have any trouble, come tell me.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 05, 2025 10:30 PM (Jcd9M)
Posted by: Doof at January 05, 2025 10:24 PM (RFPHU)
Doof, I am actually....kind, but not nice. Some people don't get the distinction. If you have lettuce in your teeth, I'll let you know.
Posted by: Scarymary at January 05, 2025 10:30 PM (zddDv)
Why are leftists opposed to Christmas plays?
They don't have three wise men or a virgin.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 05, 2025 10:31 PM (W5ArC)
Posted by: four seasons at January 05, 2025 10:31 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Cicero
*checks Amazon for bulk ONT Participation Trophies*
Posted by: Infrequent commenter Miklos at January 05, 2025 10:31 PM (xesY+)
Posted by: Piper at January 05, 2025 10:27 PM (pRpzT)
OK if you insist. G'night!
Posted by: Doof at January 05, 2025 10:31 PM (RFPHU)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 05, 2025 10:31 PM (D6PGr)
Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at January 05, 2025 10:32 PM (ha1wR)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 05, 2025 10:32 PM (E7bCG)
Posted by: Scarymary
I just did my first attempt at making Vietnamese Pho.
No lettuce, but I probably smell vaguely of anise.
Posted by: Experimental Miklos at January 05, 2025 10:33 PM (xesY+)
One day before the restraining order goes into effect, my "true love" sends me the usual, plus twelve drumming Dutch drummers. Like the piping Polish pipers, they're all on a different beat.
They were the perfect final touch to put my plan into effect. I lined up all the drummers, vice lords, pipers, dancers, and milkmaids, gave them each a cage of swans, geese, blackbirds, colley birds, doves, and partridges, opened the door, and led them out my front gate, herding the cattle.
Down the road, drumming, piping, leaping, dancing, mooing, squawking, honking, tweeting, and cooing. Immediately, we were set upon by local police, agricuture agents, and ICE. At that moment, all the avians were set free, some flying off, some honking and chasing folks around.
The officials took the whole mess off my hands, every bird, bovine, gangster, and illegal alien.
I should be out on bail tomorrow, and will get to return to my disheveled, cow-flopped, but finally solitary home.
There's some kind of disease killing all the pear trees. At least I can chop them up for firewood.
Should be a good rest of the winter.
Before they hauled me off to jail, I met this new girl…
Posted by: mindful webworker - wrapping this up at January 05, 2025 10:33 PM (erzCX)
Posted by: Piper
I have no idea what this means. Should we be in our bunks or not?
Posted by: mikeski at January 05, 2025 10:33 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Scarymary
If you have any trouble, come tell me.
Posted by: nurse ratched
Having Nurse on your side is like having a "Made Man" on speed dial.
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at January 05, 2025 10:33 PM (+VovS)
Posted by: Bulg at January 05, 2025 10:14 PM (77rzZ)
I believe thst Misanthropic Humanitarian is no longer the ONT maven/semi-official statkeeper, and nobody stepped in to fill the void.
Posted by: tankdemon at January 05, 2025 10:25 PM (R256O)
I shall inquire as to it's whereabouts.
Posted by: Doof at January 05, 2025 10:34 PM (RFPHU)
https://bit.ly/12-crazy-days
Posted by: mindful webworker - wrapping this up at January 05, 2025 10:34 PM (erzCX)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 05, 2025 10:06 PM (RIvkX)
Anybody else (over 29) who read that in an Ed Sullivan voice....?
If you're thinking 'who's Ed Sullivan?' then you're not over 29..
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 05, 2025 10:35 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 05, 2025 10:30 PM (Jcd9M)
Thank you Nurse, I appreciate that!
Posted by: Scarymary at January 05, 2025 10:35 PM (zddDv)
Did you manage to restock on coffee today.
I didn't read of any homicides in your neighborhood this morning.
Scarymary, Trust Nurse. She knows and uses weapons. She will guide and protect you.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at January 05, 2025 10:35 PM (kA/fI)
That way, some 140 year old people can yield up the flower of the nation to their unholy master in Hell every January 6th, and secure another humiliating year for their subjects, as Lord Satan wills it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 05, 2025 10:35 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Scarymary at January 05, 2025 10:30 PM (zddDv)
What about visible flapping boogers? Do you make people aware of those, as well?
Posted by: Doof at January 05, 2025 10:36 PM (RFPHU)
Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at January 05, 2025 10:32 PM (ha1wR)
Ben Had said Oct 17-18 per the Gun Thread.
Posted by: Scarymary at January 05, 2025 10:36 PM (zddDv)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 05, 2025 10:37 PM (ZmEVT)
Posted by: Orson at January 05, 2025 10:37 PM (dIske)
Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at January 05, 2025 10:32 PM (ha1wR)
17-18 October
Posted by: Doof at January 05, 2025 10:37 PM (RFPHU)
Posted by: Handy Andy at January 05, 2025 10:37 PM (G5+As)
I bet she doesn't show up.
Posted by: four seasons at January 05, 2025 10:38 PM (3ek7K)
Kindltot mentioned having an emergency instant coffee can and I remembered I have an emergency Starbucks via or two! I found one! It expired in 2020, but it tasted just fine and I got to the store without having to run over, pepper spray or shoot anyone!
Winning!
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 05, 2025 10:38 PM (c4f7e)
I saw Flapping Boogers open for the Vomit Pigs in a punk club in Austin back in '78.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 05, 2025 10:38 PM (W5ArC)
Posted by: Moonbeam at January 05, 2025 10:39 PM (rbKZ6)
Posted by: mindful webworker
Carleen said you were very gentlemanly for a gentleman in handcuffs, and polite enough not to mention her own.
Posted by: Miklos knows how bail hearings at 8 AM go at January 05, 2025 10:39 PM (xesY+)
Posted by: mindful webworker - wrapping this up
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There's a new girl in town, hmmm.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 05, 2025 10:39 PM (E7bCG)
Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at January 05, 2025 10:39 PM (ha1wR)
Just saying.
Posted by: no one of any consequence
If they're like the firemen I know, they used every piece of heavy equipment in the truck up to and including the jaws of life.
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at January 05, 2025 10:39 PM (+VovS)
(John Ritter movie)
Posted by: Ciampino - learn to fight? at January 05, 2025 10:39 PM (i0xsb)
Posted by: Doof at January 05, 2025 10:36 PM (RFPHU)
Doof, I do not nitpick people or their appearance. It depends on the circumstance. I do not expect my friends to wish to go around with lettuce in their teeth. But should I meet up with a random Moron on the bus, I would not be likely to judge his boogers.
Posted by: Scarymary at January 05, 2025 10:39 PM (zddDv)
I keep a package of those on hand for just in case and maybe road trips. A thermos of coffee after a hike is always welcome.
Or, hot chocolate and peppermint schnapps.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at January 05, 2025 10:40 PM (kA/fI)
Good night. Day 6 of a seasonal cold is over. Day 4 was the worst. Today was a much better.
Love you all so much (Please forget that I wrote that).
Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 05, 2025 10:40 PM (ZmEVT)
Posted by: Orson at January 05, 2025 10:37 PM (dIske)
Oh, that's right. The Veep is the President of the Senate, who is the official in charge of certifying the vote.
She's going to have to explicitly and publicly acknowledge that Trump beat her like a rented mule.
Anyone know if this is gonna be on CSPAN? I'd like to watch.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 05, 2025 10:41 PM (W5ArC)
Winning!
Posted by: nurse ratched
But that's no fun
Posted by: Miklos brings brass knuckles to Costco at January 05, 2025 10:41 PM (xesY+)
Posted by: Scarymary at January 05, 2025 10:35 PM (zddDv)
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Whatever you do, avoid Nurse at all costs.
Posted by: Weasel at January 05, 2025 10:41 PM (GBr6+)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 05, 2025 10:31 PM (D6PGr)
He was wanting a Schwinn Sting Ray.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 05, 2025 10:41 PM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at January 05, 2025 10:42 PM (ha1wR)
I'm the person who tells men they need to XYZ. Not loudly, but they get the jist and get things zipped up.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 05, 2025 10:42 PM (c4f7e)
They don't have three wise men or a virgin.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 05, 2025 10:31 PM (W5ArC)
They don't have a baby, either. Jus' sayin'.
Posted by: RickZ at January 05, 2025 10:42 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 05, 2025 10:44 PM (lq7Sk)
Posted by: Bulg at January 05, 2025 10:45 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 05, 2025 10:44 PM (lq7Sk)
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Pays to advertise!
Posted by: Weasel at January 05, 2025 10:45 PM (GBr6+)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 05, 2025 10:45 PM (W5ArC)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 05, 2025 10:42 PM (c4f7e)
You go, girl! Someone needs to help these morons....
Posted by: Scarymary at January 05, 2025 10:46 PM (zddDv)
Posted by: Count de Monet
I could have one, if I change the handle bars
Posted by: Miklos notes that Schwinn USA went into bankruptcy, the Hungarian subsidiary Schwinn Csepel did not at January 05, 2025 10:46 PM (xesY+)
Posted by: Handy Andy at January 05, 2025 10:37 PM (G5+As)
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What about the streamers? You seeing any unusual wear?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 05, 2025 10:46 PM (dDmld)
Posted by: Scarymary at January 05, 2025 10:39 PM (zddDv)
===
Then you have failed 8th grade Study Hall.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 05, 2025 10:47 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 05, 2025 10:47 PM (G1sN+)
Trump gets certified tomorrow, say, supposedly becoming the 47th.
Except, Biden expires before the inauguration. Do they really boot Kumella up to President, or do they just say, who cares, not like it makes any difference if we have no President until the 20th? Melania won't have to have all the "47" napkins reprinted?
Like Hillarious would let Kamella be the first women pres anyway...
Posted by: mindful webworker - wrapping this up at January 05, 2025 10:48 PM (erzCX)
Posted by: Moonbeam at January 05, 2025 10:39 PM (rbKZ6)
Glad that at least you and Miklos know who they are. There really are still some good bands out there making good music.
Posted by: Doof at January 05, 2025 10:48 PM (RFPHU)
Posted by: Megthered at January 05, 2025 10:48 PM (wPTAD)
Posted by: Miklos used Dad's old marked poker cards and clothes pins at January 05, 2025 10:48 PM (xesY+)
https://tinyurl.com/3arjdbxn
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, l'anno nuovo e cominciato at January 05, 2025 10:48 PM (i0xsb)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 05, 2025 10:49 PM (BI5O2)
At least until I run out.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 05, 2025 10:49 PM (D7oie)
https://mol.im/a/14251957
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, siamo tutti specialisti at January 05, 2025 10:49 PM (i0xsb)
Posted by: Bulg at January 05, 2025 10:14 PM (77rzZ)
I believe thst Misanthropic Humanitarian is no longer the ONT maven/semi-official statkeeper, and nobody stepped in to fill the void.
Posted by: tankdemon at January 05, 2025 10:25 PM (R256O)
I would have thought that sort of thing would be automated....? The COBs couldn't have been counting them by hand. (Refrains from making snarky comment about limited number of fingers and toes....)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 05, 2025 10:49 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 05, 2025 10:44 PM (lq7Sk)
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Pays to advertise!
Posted by: Weasel
If you got it, flaunt it!
Posted by: Miklos recalls a Phrase from the Day at January 05, 2025 10:50 PM (xesY+)
https://mol.im/a/14252125
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, siamo tutti specialisti at January 05, 2025 10:50 PM (i0xsb)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 05, 2025 10:47 PM (RIvkX)
Life ain't Pretty in Pink. I've tried to evolve. The nerds are actually bitchin'
Posted by: Scarymary at January 05, 2025 10:50 PM (zddDv)
That would be the case, yes.
I think there was a guy back in the 19th Century who was technically President for 24 hours or something.... he doesn't usually make the lists, but it happened.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 05, 2025 10:50 PM (W5ArC)
Posted by: Scarymary at January 05, 2025 10:18 PM (zddDv)
Is there an officially published date?
Maybe this year......if they can provide GPS coordinates.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 05, 2025 10:51 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Cicero
Handgrips and streamers were replaced last year. Paid extra for the purple sparkly ones. All the other kids say, "I like your bike!"
Posted by: Handy Andy at January 05, 2025 10:51 PM (G5+As)
https://t.co/ORJITMJIdi
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, castrato e il minimo at January 05, 2025 10:52 PM (i0xsb)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 05, 2025 10:50 PM (W5ArC)
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I remember that guy. President Schwartz.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 05, 2025 10:52 PM (dDmld)
But the fireman could have replaced the wheel, in lieu of purchasing an entirely new bicycle. Cutting the spokes in no way would affect anything else other than the wheel, in contrary to the assertion put forth in the article.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 05, 2025 10:53 PM (drP55)
Posted by: Handy Andy
I'm a loner, Dotty. A Rebel.
Posted by: PeeWee Miklos-Herman's Big Adventure at January 05, 2025 10:53 PM (xesY+)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 05, 2025 10:50 PM (W5ArC)
I don't show up on those lists either
Posted by: Al Haig at January 05, 2025 10:53 PM (RFPHU)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 05, 2025 10:53 PM (dDmld)
At least until I run out.
Posted by: Kindltot
Just look out for the cougar prints. Those will mess you up,
Man.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 05, 2025 10:53 PM (nqN63)
We used to do that when out minor league hockey team was around.
Lions' Jahmyr Gibbs putting on a show with 3 touchdowns, and Lions defense stopped the Vikings within the ten yard line on three drives.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 05, 2025 10:54 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Weasel at January 05, 2025 10:54 PM (GBr6+)
https://tinyurl.com/yyev794b
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, castrati e il minimo at January 05, 2025 10:54 PM (i0xsb)
Maybe this year......if they can provide GPS coordinates.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 05, 2025 10:51 PM (QGaXH)
Ben Had said Oct. 17-18 on the gun thread....
Posted by: Scarymary at January 05, 2025 10:54 PM (zddDv)
Posted by: Cicero
Changed his name from Schwartzenstucker
A real prick by all accounts
Posted by: Historically Minded Miklos at January 05, 2025 10:54 PM (xesY+)
Lie if you must
Posted by: Common Tater at January 05, 2025 10:55 PM (drP55)
Posted by: tankdemon at January 05, 2025 10:55 PM (R256O)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
Grand Duke Doofmeister von Doofensberg
Posted by: Miklos, Big Chief of Protocol at January 05, 2025 10:29 PM (xesY+)
Thank you for making me laugh out loud.
Tomorrow is the first time since I graduated college 45 years ago that I don't have to get up an go back to work after the Christmas holiday. Has felt kind of strange since I stopped working in April.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 05, 2025 10:55 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, castrati e il minimo at January 05, 2025 10:56 PM (i0xsb)
Posted by: Weasel
I did not know that cigars have BTU ratings
Posted by: Miklos used to smoke 'em if he had 'em at January 05, 2025 10:56 PM (xesY+)
Posted by: Kindltot at January 05, 2025 10:56 PM (D7oie)
We need to play hardball with abusers.
You're caught molesting underage children, instant dick removal.
Posted by: four seasons at January 05, 2025 10:56 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Weasel
Do you have a sign on the flap that says "no girls allowed".
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 05, 2025 10:56 PM (nqN63)
I’d take the bike back.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 05, 2025 10:56 PM (drP55)
Posted by: Scarymary at January 05, 2025 10:54 PM (zddDv)
Looking forward to meeting you. I will forever remember you as the 'ette who chose one of my ONTs to delurk.
Posted by: Doof at January 05, 2025 10:57 PM (RFPHU)
Posted by: Moonbeam at January 05, 2025 10:39 PM (rbKZ6)
I think your mentioning them led me to give them a listen. They were added to my Pandora Playlist the next day.
Posted by: tankdemon at January 05, 2025 10:57 PM (R256O)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 05, 2025 10:57 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 05, 2025 10:56 PM (nqN63)
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Prominently, where WW can see it.
Posted by: Weasel at January 05, 2025 10:58 PM (GBr6+)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
"White man work all his life so he can stop. Me, I never start."
Posted by: Miklos quotes margaret Mead quoting Samoan Chieftain at January 05, 2025 10:58 PM (xesY+)
I’d take the bike back.
He looked pissed. Ingrate.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 05, 2025 10:58 PM (mH6SG)
https://mol.im/a/14252125
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, siamo tutti specialisti at January 05, 2025 10:50 PM (i0xsb)
The article says he's a quadriplegic. If it was me, I'd be saying "haha, lol, you can't do me a second time, sandmaggot! The joke's on YOU," but then, I'm a dark person.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 05, 2025 10:58 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 05, 2025 10:58 PM (nqN63)
I have one. A Big Buddy heater is sufficient.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at January 05, 2025 10:59 PM (kA/fI)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 05, 2025 10:59 PM (RIvkX)
https://tinyurl.com/5e4jvfea
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, castrati e il minimo at January 05, 2025 10:59 PM (i0xsb)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
AOP as Ambassador to Canuckistan?
Posted by: Miklos has Ideas at January 05, 2025 11:00 PM (xesY+)
vrooom
Posted by: Don Black at January 05, 2025 11:00 PM (/7KEl)
One day before the restraining order goes into effect, my "true love" sends me the usual, plus twelve drumming Dutch drummers. Like the piping Polish pipers, they're all on a different beat.
The officials took the whole mess off my hands, every bird, bovine, gangster, and illegal alien.
I should be out on bail tomorrow, and will get to return to my disheveled, cow-flopped, but finally solitary home.
There's some kind of disease killing all the pear trees. At least I can chop them up for firewood.
Should be a good rest of the winter.
Before they hauled me off to jail, I met this new girl…
Posted by: mindful webworker - wrapping this up at January 05, 2025 10:33 PM (erzCX)
Very much enjoyed reading of your exploits...hope you do it again next year....
Now tell us about this new girl...
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 05, 2025 11:00 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Doof at January 05, 2025 10:57 PM (RFPHU)
It was a Gen-X thing! I could no longer be silent.
Posted by: Scarymary at January 05, 2025 11:00 PM (zddDv)
https://tinyurl.com/5e4jvfea
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, castrati e il minimo at January 05, 2025 10:59 PM (i0xsb)
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One would think it would be important to identify the leaker.
One would think.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 05, 2025 11:00 PM (dDmld)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
...............................
This!
And I live there. It's what I would imagine it would be to live inside the Jonestown compound.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 05, 2025 11:01 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
I assumed he used some kind of ctrl-f type function to figure out # of posts and sock puppets. The problem is if you travel around a lot and get a different hash each day, it can't really track you.
Posted by: tankdemon at January 05, 2025 11:01 PM (R256O)
Posted by: buddhaha at January 05, 2025 11:01 PM (6vMQv)
Posted by: Weasel at January 05, 2025 11:01 PM (GBr6+)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 05, 2025 11:02 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Don Black at January 05, 2025 11:02 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Weasel at January 05, 2025 11:01 PM (GBr6+)
G'night, brother!
Posted by: Doof at January 05, 2025 11:02 PM (RFPHU)
The statues thank him.
https://tinyurl.com/yeyray4d
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, piccione fresco at January 05, 2025 11:02 PM (i0xsb)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 05, 2025 11:03 PM (mH6SG)
Lie if you must
Posted by: Common Tater at January 05, 2025 10:55 PM (drP55)
AOP probably has the scoop, if he shows up tonight.
I gather that it's shaping up for Castrato's party to get its clock cleaned in the next election. Maybe he just wants to avoid the humiliation.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 05, 2025 11:03 PM (W5ArC)
P.S. no live gifts unless it's edible by western standards...
Posted by: lin-duh at January 05, 2025 11:03 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 05, 2025 11:04 PM (nqN63)
https://tinyurl.com/58b8n58m
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, ha bisogno della corda at January 05, 2025 11:04 PM (i0xsb)
https://mol.im/a/14251957
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore,
---
Elon's been stretching out a bit lately. His new censoring at X is not enchanting his old friends. Here's Mike Benz on the subject.
Taking him to the woodshed actually.
https://tinyurl.com/4jvf38nj
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 05, 2025 11:04 PM (G1sN+)
...COLD WEATHER ADVISORY IN EFFECT FROM MIDNIGHT TONIGHT TO 10 AM CST MONDAY...
* WHAT...Very cold wind chills from 12 to 20 degrees expected.
* WHERE...A portion of south central Texas.
Posted by: Scarymary at January 05, 2025 11:05 PM (zddDv)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at January 05, 2025 11:05 PM (zHyc3)
Posted by: Don Black
Did you see the Chefs got spanked 38-0?
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 05, 2025 11:05 PM (nqN63)
I seem to recall that it was the infamous Maetenloch who devised and ran the stat program, and forwarded the results to MisHum.
Posted by: mindful webworker - ancient history at January 05, 2025 11:06 PM (erzCX)
Posted by: Doof at January 05, 2025 10:57 PM (RFPHU)
It was a Gen-X thing! I could no longer be silent.
Posted by: Scarymary at January 05, 2025 11:00 PM (zddDv)
Right -- that was my first one. Which I did not think would earn me an invitation back.
Posted by: Doof at January 05, 2025 11:06 PM (RFPHU)
Posted by: mindful webworker - wrapping this up at January 05, 2025 10:48 PM (erzCX)
______________________________
Technically, when Biden had his colonoscopy a few years ago, they put him under, and Harris was officially acting President for a couple hours.
Posted by: Orson at January 05, 2025 11:06 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 05, 2025 11:06 PM (dxSpM)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 05, 2025 11:06 PM (nqN63)
I think there was a guy back in the 19th Century who was technically President for 24 hours or something.... he doesn't usually make the lists, but it happened.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 05, 2025 10:50 PM (W5ArC)
Wasn't that the result inauguration day being on a Sunday? The President-elect decided to wait for Monday to take the Oath.
Posted by: tankdemon at January 05, 2025 11:07 PM (R256O)
Nope, David Rice Atchison.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Rice_Atchison
It's disputed whether he was actually President, but Polk's term ended on a Sunday and Taylor (apparently for religious reasons) refused to be inaugurated until Monday. Atchison was the President pro tempore of the Senate.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 05, 2025 11:07 PM (W5ArC)
https://tinyurl.com/wme7v74u
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, ha bisogno di essere impiccato at January 05, 2025 11:07 PM (i0xsb)
Posted by: lin-duh
The Dogeater was elected President.
So, Miss Dixie Doodle will not attend.
Posted by: Careful Miklos loves his doggie at January 05, 2025 11:07 PM (xesY+)
Posted by: tankdemon at January 05, 2025 11:07 PM (R256O)
Yep, that's the one.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 05, 2025 11:08 PM (W5ArC)
Posted by: buddhaha
...................
I'm annoyed that YouTube TV doesn't have NHL Network. I used to enjoy watching that.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 05, 2025 11:08 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 05, 2025 11:08 PM (ufFY8)
———
Who are we to criticise their culture?
Posted by: Common Tater at January 05, 2025 11:08 PM (drP55)
Posted by: mindful webworker
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This is also my recollection of how things worked.
Posted by: lin-duh at January 05, 2025 11:08 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: Doof at January 05, 2025 11:06 PM (RFPHU)
God bless you, Doof, you have done great!
Posted by: Scarymary at January 05, 2025 11:09 PM (zddDv)
https://tinyurl.com/ycx2rnpn
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, hanno tutti bisogno di essere impiccati at January 05, 2025 11:09 PM (i0xsb)
Posted by: The Great Poof at January 05, 2025 11:10 PM (G5+As)
I think I would be worried that I would be arrested for picking up either a ransom drop or drug money payment.
Posted by: Chuck C at January 05, 2025 11:10 PM (D0HYP)
No Longer Just Another Date On The Calendar
Tomorrow is January 6th.
________
Epiphany. A Holy Day of Obligation, except that in the US it's transferred to Sunday. However at my parish the readings were for the Feast of the Holy Family, which is the first Sunday after the Octave of the Nativity.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 05, 2025 11:10 PM (dxSpM)
Posted by: nurse ratched
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I did. I understand sitting star players to save them for postseason, but the Chiefs didn't even try to compete at all. They just went thru the motions. I thought that was pretty crappy.
Posted by: Don Black at January 05, 2025 11:11 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: tankdemon at January 05, 2025 11:07 PM (R256O)
___________________________
Meh, formalities... According to Paul Harvey, the first president of these United States was John Adams, since he was sworn into office as VP before George Washington was sworn in.
Posted by: Orson at January 05, 2025 11:11 PM (dIske)
But the fireman could have replaced the wheel, in lieu of purchasing an entirely new bicycle. Cutting the spokes in no way would affect anything else other than the wheel, in contrary to the assertion put forth in the article.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 05, 2025 10:53 PM (drP55)
Either the more than just the wheel was damaged, or there's something special about how the wheel was attached...?
Or maybe it was such a crappy bicycle and/or the kid was so distraught that they decided to just get him another.
Either way - to me this is the sort of thing that makes our country special. Do people in other countries even do things like that? I have no way of knowing.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 05, 2025 11:11 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Doof
Doof-
doing the job Tren de Aragua just won't do.
Posted by: Miklos thinks language and money might be barriers at January 05, 2025 11:12 PM (xesY+)
P.S. no live gifts unless it's edible by western standards...
Posted by: lin-duh at January 05, 2025 11:03 PM (VCgbV)
Hi Lin-duh! Do you accept HEB or Whataburger? I can also do Lockhart BBQ.
Posted by: Scarymary at January 05, 2025 11:12 PM (zddDv)
As for the secular event, Kammie likely still thinks some deus ex machina will make her President. Will be interesting to see if she shows up, sober or not.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 05, 2025 11:13 PM (dxSpM)
Posted by: FedGov is a bad actor at January 05, 2025 11:13 PM (ybSPO)
——
Yeah . No. Does that kid look distraught to you?
Posted by: Common Tater at January 05, 2025 11:13 PM (drP55)
Maybe this year......if they can provide GPS coordinates.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 05, 2025 10:51 PM (QGaXH)
Ben Had said Oct. 17-18 on the gun thread....
Posted by: Scarymary at January 05, 2025 10:54 PM (zddDv)
Thank you Scarymary.
On a scale of 1 to 10....just how scary are you?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 05, 2025 11:14 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Now you all can see why I routinely screw up the altar cloths trim colors. I can't keep track.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 05, 2025 11:14 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Don Black
I'd be pushed if I spent several hundred bucks taking my family to that game and seeing less than professional players playing their absolute best.
They have a job. Not ok to do a shitty job.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 05, 2025 11:14 PM (eV35g)
Posted by: Mullah Miklos, freelance Mahdi at January 05, 2025 11:15 PM (xesY+)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
If I recall my Ripley's Believe It or Not studies from decades ago, it wasn't that long, because the fellow actually slept through his Presidency.
DDGing
President Pro-tem of the Senate, David Rice Atchison. Polk's term ended Sunday, March 4, 1849, but President-elect Zachary Taylor did not want to be inaugurated on a Sunday. In the interim, with no Pres or VP, it fell to Atchison to be acting Pres. Atchison recalled he was sleeping for most of his 24-hour "term."
Posted by: mindful webworker - so this would mean... at January 05, 2025 11:15 PM (erzCX)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 05, 2025 11:15 PM (eV35g)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleborop, Vt at January 05, 2025 11:15 PM (houUd)
That would take a severe toll on my body, and I'm not anywhere near as big as most pro football players.
It couldn't have helped, certainly.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 05, 2025 11:16 PM (W5ArC)
Posted by: Scarymary at January 05, 2025 11:09 PM (zddDv)
Thank you. Appreciate the encouragement!
Posted by: Doof at January 05, 2025 11:16 PM (RFPHU)
You're caught molesting underage children, instant dick removal.
Posted by: four seasons at January 05, 2025 10:56 PM (3ek7K)
Cut off ze little head, then ze big head 10 minutes later.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 05, 2025 11:17 PM (VNX3d)
He is missed.
Pretty much the last old-time "radio voice" in existence.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 05, 2025 11:17 PM (W5ArC)
Posted by: Helicopter foster parent Miklos at January 05, 2025 11:18 PM (xesY+)
I’d take the bike back.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 05, 2025 10:56 PM (drP55)
I bet you're really fun to hang out with at parties and such.
Posted by: Doof at January 05, 2025 11:19 PM (RFPHU)
Good thing it was the fire department and not the cops. Might have gotten shot for resisting.
Posted by: He had a deadly bike weapon! at January 05, 2025 11:19 PM (ybSPO)
He is missed.
Pretty much the last old-time "radio voice" in existence.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
Assuming he made it to Heaven...
He know knows "the rest of the story".
Posted by: Miklos himself looks forward to this at January 05, 2025 11:20 PM (xesY+)
I seem to recall that it was the infamous Maetenloch who devised and ran the stat program, and forwarded the results to MisHum.
Posted by: mindful webworker - ancient history at January 05, 2025 11:06 PM (erzCX)
Will someone ever write an authoritative history of The HQ?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 05, 2025 11:20 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 05, 2025 11:20 PM (RIvkX)
--
they were delayed leaving KC
Posted by: Don Black at January 05, 2025 11:20 PM (/7KEl)
Benefit of doubt regarding the bicycle kid. I have no idea how much pain he was in and if he was doped up.
Only the shadow knows.
Posted by: four seasons at January 05, 2025 11:20 PM (3ek7K)
No Longer Just Another Date On The Calendar
Tomorrow is January 6th.
________
Who in our government would care to explain this footage?
Why is a person who is handcuffed seen getting those handcuffs removed and fist pumping the capital police?
https://tinyurl.com/mpexfey9
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 05, 2025 11:21 PM (G1sN+)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
"It was the best of times. It was the worst of times.
A shot rang out. Nearby, a dog howled. The old screen door creaked open and then slammed shut.. . . "
Posted by: Tonypete at January 05, 2025 11:22 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
William Conrad, who played "Cannon", spent most of his career as a radio actor before they finally put him in front of a camera.
Posted by: Miklos recalls that Cannon wrecked a cool Lincoln about every week at January 05, 2025 11:23 PM (xesY+)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 05, 2025 11:20 PM (RIvkX)
Don't fall for it, scary Mary, it's a scam. Troll-b-gone and ampersand utility can only be awarded by official COBs.
Posted by: tankdemon at January 05, 2025 11:23 PM (R256O)
It’s the arms crossed that makes him seem disinterested .
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 05, 2025 11:23 PM (D6PGr)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 05, 2025 11:20 PM (QGaXH)
First rule of the history of the HQ...
Posted by: Doof at January 05, 2025 11:24 PM (RFPHU)
——
Yeah . No. Does that kid look distraught to you?
Posted by: Common Tater at January 05, 2025 11:13 PM (drP55)
Distraught at the time of the accident. In the hospital picture he looks drugged.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 05, 2025 11:24 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 05, 2025 11:24 PM (RIvkX)
Catwoman says
https://youtu.be/6f-1EdaQRcU
G'nite, y'all.
Posted by: mindful webworker - onward and upward at January 05, 2025 11:24 PM (erzCX)
William Conrad, who played "Cannon", spent most of his career as a radio actor before they finally put him in front of a camera.
Posted by: Miklos recalls that Cannon wrecked a cool Lincoln about every week at January 05, 2025 11:23 PM (xesY+)
__________
The voice of Rocky & Bullwinkle.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 05, 2025 11:24 PM (dxSpM)
Posted by: Tonypete
"Help me, Ace. You're my only hope!"
Posted by: a dame with pegs, tight dress and $50 at January 05, 2025 11:25 PM (xesY+)
History of this blog would be X-rated and banned in most countries, lol.
Posted by: four seasons at January 05, 2025 11:25 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
"It was the best of times. It was the worst of times.
A shot rang out. Nearby, a dog howled. The old screen door creaked open and then slammed shut.. . . "
Posted by: Tonypete at January 05, 2025 11:22 PM (WXNFJ)
And that's when the murders began...
Posted by: Methos at January 05, 2025 11:25 PM (Dnobf)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
"It was the best of times. It was the worst of times.
A shot rang out. Nearby, a dog howled. The old screen door creaked open and then slammed shut.. . . "
Posted by: Tonypete at January 05, 2025 11:22 PM (WXNFJ)
"Hey, what's that Ewok doing in the living room?"
Posted by: tankdemon at January 05, 2025 11:25 PM (R256O)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 05, 2025 11:14 PM (QGaXH)
Lately, I'll say I'm a 5 on the Scary scale. I'm the friend that will tell you that you have lettuce in your teeth, without being a shit about it. I'll be a listening friend to your problems as long as you have some solutions. Otherwise talk to the hand. If you are just an asshole, I'll tell you that also.
Posted by: Scarymary at January 05, 2025 11:26 PM (zddDv)
Posted by: Nightwatch at January 05, 2025 11:26 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Amazing how he voiced Natasha Fatale.
Posted by: Miklos, great-nephew of Boris Badanoff at January 05, 2025 11:26 PM (xesY+)
Posted by: Miklos
There is a clip of an outtake from 'Cannon' where an actress is behind Conrad and attempting to remove a gun from his waistband but she misses and is feeling around his belly. Conrad turns his head back towards her and says "If you are doing that for my benefit, make bigger circles."
Hilarity ensues.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 05, 2025 11:27 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 05, 2025 11:27 PM (dxSpM)
Posted by: lin-duh
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I read that as "rattlesnake OK, alligator out".
Posted by: buddhaha at January 05, 2025 11:27 PM (6vMQv)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 05, 2025 11:20 PM (QGaXH)
First rule of the history of the HQ...
Posted by: Doof at January 05, 2025 11:24 PM (RFPHU)
just like first rule of fight club....
Someday I'm gonna see that movie....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 05, 2025 11:28 PM (QGaXH)
So, let’s stand fifty feet from a geysering volcano vent and video it while it belches up fist-sized rocks.
https://tinyurl.com/2785rc3f
Posted by: 13times at January 05, 2025 11:29 PM (P/9oj)
Someday I'm gonna see that movie....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 05, 2025 11:28 PM (QGaXH)
What are you talking about?
Posted by: tankdemon at January 05, 2025 11:29 PM (R256O)
Posted by: Doof at January 05, 2025 11:24 PM (RFPHU)
just like first rule of fight club....
Someday I'm gonna see that movie....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 05, 2025 11:28 PM (QGaXH)
Keep your expectations low to moderate.
Posted by: Doof at January 05, 2025 11:30 PM (RFPHU)
He is missed.
Pretty much the last old-time "radio voice" in existence.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 05, 2025 11:17 PM (W5ArC)
Hearing Paul Harvey was a special treat when wife and I would take road-trip vacations back when we were first married.
Forty years later we're travelling across Nebraska dragging a travel trailer, listening to on-line recordings of Paul Harvey from the past....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 05, 2025 11:31 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 05, 2025 11:32 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: buddhaha
I have had alligator sandwiches at the Rock 'n Bowl in NOLA.
Alas, no longer on the menu.
I blame Katrina, Global Warmening, and TRUMP
Posted by: Miklos, whom the New Guinean would probably say tasted like chicken at January 05, 2025 11:32 PM (xesY+)
Viartoto slot gacor. Game-nya gacor dan pasti menang kalau
ikuti tipsnya Rekomendasi banget buat yang
cari situs slot gacor.
Posted by: viartoto2025.rest at January 05, 2025 11:32 PM (CwtLr)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 05, 2025 11:33 PM (dxSpM)
I was an orphan that was taken in after my fiery banning from the owner of LGF whose owner had a head injury in a bicycle accident around the same time and went Leftard shortly thereafter and did not like my posts after that.
True to the best of my knowledge.
Posted by: Nightwatch at January 05, 2025 11:34 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: RickZ at January 05, 2025 11:34 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Doof
The Lease Agreement here at Trailer Acres includes that specific phrase.
Posted by: Miklos thereby avoids excessive disappointment at January 05, 2025 11:34 PM (xesY+)
I've got a drive tomorrow to see ules get pt and know what to expect when she comes home Wed. That will be 2 months to the day she went in the hospital and almost died from septic shock.
Sounds like a long time, but it is pretty quick considering how sick she was. TY for your prayers along the way.
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historical take at January 05, 2025 11:35 PM (55Qr6)
I'm joking, no one needs to get me anything.
The no live gifts is a joke since I almost got a cat one year but managed to get duncanthrax to go home with it. I did wind up with a dog though...
Posted by: lin-duh at January 05, 2025 11:35 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 05, 2025 11:36 PM (U+mgI)
Posted by: Scarymary at January 05, 2025 11:36 PM (zddDv)
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historical take at January 05, 2025 11:35 PM
And they will continue...
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 05, 2025 11:37 PM (mH6SG)
cari situs slot gacor.
Posted by: viartoto2025
Ahem
Proper grammar would be "Rekomendasu banget na buat yang e"
Posted by: Multilungual Miklos at January 05, 2025 11:38 PM (xesY+)
Posted by: buddhaha
----
More like cow ok, pangolin out...
Posted by: lin-duh at January 05, 2025 11:38 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: Nightwatch at January 05, 2025 11:34 PM (TDvv2)
Nope, just went back to his proggie roots. He was briefly a '9/11 conservative'.
Posted by: RickZ at January 05, 2025 11:38 PM (gKDq2)
Someday I'm gonna see that movie....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 05, 2025 11:28 PM (QGaXH)
What are you talking about?
Posted by: tankdemon at January 05, 2025 11:29 PM (R256O)
My understanding is there was/is a movie called 'Fight Club'. To join 'Fight Club' you had to invited and agree to certain rules, the first and most important of which was you don't talk about fight club outside of fight club.
I have never seen this movie. Doof says keep my expectations low.
Until recently I worked in classified areas. The rules were very much like the first rule of fight club.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 05, 2025 11:40 PM (QGaXH)
I gather that it's shaping up for Castrato's party to get its clock cleaned in the next election. Maybe he just wants to avoid the humiliation.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 05, 2025 11:03 PM (W5ArC)
I don't have any inside skinny. Went to Small Dead Animals; consensus of the commentariat there is that he will prorogue (effectively recess) Parliament, then possibly resign, and let his Lieberal Party uses the recess to hold a leadership race.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 05, 2025 11:41 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: lin-duh at January 05, 2025 11:41 PM (VCgbV)
Not really, Dr Jill was awake and alert the entire time.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 05, 2025 11:41 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: pawn, RIP Vic at January 05, 2025 11:42 PM (QB+5g)
For some reason....
Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at January 05, 2025 11:42 PM (w6EFb)
The Devil's Shelf (431m/1 414ft a.s.l.) is a hill in the Diablo Range in USA.
Posted by: Orson at January 05, 2025 11:43 PM (dIske)
Posted by: President Miklos J. Trump at January 05, 2025 11:43 PM (xesY+)
cari situs slot gacor.
Posted by: viartoto2025.rest at January 05, 2025 11:32 PM (CwtLr)
Yeah, I thought the fish sticks were hard as tits, too.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 05, 2025 11:44 PM (BI5O2)
Lololol!
Posted by: lin-duh at January 05, 2025 11:41 PM (VCgbV)
Lin-duh, I'm only slightly less socially retarded. The TXMOME will be a whole new world.
Posted by: Scarymary at January 05, 2025 11:44 PM (zddDv)
Went to Small Dead Animals; consensus of the commentariat there is that he will prorogue (effectively recess) Parliament, then possibly resign, and let his Lieberal Party uses the recess to hold a leadership race.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 05, 2025 11:41 PM (8zz6B)
_________
"You have sat too long for any good you have been doing lately. Depart, I say; and let us have done with you. In the name of God, go!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 05, 2025 11:45 PM (dxSpM)
No good nurse, but I was part of a thread (Way Back) where us posters went SO far off the hook as to piss ACE off so completely, he about brought down the BAN Hammer on all of us. Yes it was that close.
To this day, to mention that particular thread here, Pixy Missa just vaporizes you on orders from ACE.
True.
Posted by: Nightwatch at January 05, 2025 11:47 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: lin-duh at January 05, 2025 11:47 PM (VCgbV)
Ya had to go and talk about it. (Shakes head in disappointment.)
Now I'm gonna have to castrate you. (Looks around for sharp implement.) Has anybody seen my exact-o knife?
Posted by: tankdemon at January 05, 2025 11:48 PM (R256O)
"You have sat too long for any good you have been doing lately. Depart, I say; and let us have done with you. In the name of God, go!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
What the Powers did to Cromwell ex mortis is similar to what they have been trying to do to Trump in vivo.
Posted by: Miklosius Caroliniensis at January 05, 2025 11:48 PM (xesY+)
Ya know, not really. I don't think I've met anyone at a MoMe and thought "Wow, that's completely different from what I expected." Online personas are, well, personas but my experience is that most everyone here is pretty much who they are.
Posted by: Oddbob at January 05, 2025 11:50 PM (X8DWu)
Posted by: nurse ratched
---
vaguely.
Remember the girl who was always asking for dating advice but told the most ridiculous stories? About the time she farted while having a sex act performed on her... I can't remember her name but she had everyone going for a long time...
Posted by: lin-duh at January 05, 2025 11:52 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 05, 2025 11:36 PM (U+mgI)
I'm never clear on this - When you write 'thread' do you mean the 'content above' or the direction the posters below take?
There was discussion recently about the meaning of an acronym- which I can't recall - but had something to do with molesting a photocopier maybe?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 05, 2025 11:52 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Scarymary at January 05, 2025 11:53 PM (zddDv)
First attempt at Pho was quite OK, considering that it was a first, and I am not Vietnamese (I do wear Viet Cong style rubber flip-flops in summer) and the added benefit is that dog likes the stew beef from the pot.
Posted by: Miklos is content with one success per day at January 05, 2025 11:53 PM (xesY+)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 05, 2025 11:54 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Nightwatch at January 05, 2025 11:55 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: lin-duh
Tickled Pink?
Posted by: Old Timer Miklos lives down the end of the road where the gas station used to be at January 05, 2025 11:56 PM (xesY+)
https://mol.im/a/14251957
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, siamo tutti specialisti at January 05, 2025 10:49 PM (i0xsb)
-
You would have to dig through the archives here but we were informed, I believe more than once, that there was something inconsistent with Farage's stands on more than one issue.
Musk is right. Maybe Farage has a backbone but he plays limbo too well when he wants to.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 05, 2025 11:57 PM (JdYf9)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
The Horde are both Hoarders and Wreckers of KNOWLEDGES
Posted by: Blind Monk Miklos of Shaolin at January 05, 2025 11:58 PM (xesY+)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at January 05, 2025 11:59 PM (OTdqV)
Posted by: Scarymary at January 06, 2025 12:00 AM (zddDv)
Because bike mechanics are too complicated for anyone younger than Gen X. You think I am kidding? I once explained how to straighten scooter handlebars to a guy in his 20s with the scooter in front of us. It involved loosening and tightening one nut. He totally glazed over, absolutely no comprehension. When anything breaks you order another from Amazon. All they know is computers
Posted by: azjaeger at January 06, 2025 12:00 AM (3/XaG)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at January 05, 2025 11:59 PM (OTdqV)
That was pretty excellent.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 06, 2025 12:03 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Scarymary
Practice makes perfect.
Most of the time.
Posted by: Miklos learnt to cook in Noo Awlins and Budapest, so Asian is different at January 06, 2025 12:03 AM (xesY+)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at January 06, 2025 12:04 AM (OTdqV)
Posted by: lin-duh at January 06, 2025 12:04 AM (VCgbV)
Posted by: Miklos notes that Amazon does not fix or replace flat tires at January 06, 2025 12:06 AM (xesY+)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 06, 2025 12:06 AM (63Dwl)
Fun! Even though lil bro kicked my ass...
Posted by: JQ at January 06, 2025 12:06 AM (YoCnN)
Sleep the sleep Horde.
Tomorrow another day closer to getting our Republic back in step.
Posted by: Nightwatch at January 06, 2025 12:07 AM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Scarymary at January 06, 2025 12:07 AM (zddDv)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot
----
That's her!!! Boy did "she" tell some doozies.🤪
Posted by: lin-duh
I tried to get Ticked Pink and raimondo together
Do not know or want to know beyond that
Posted by: Kindly Miklos at January 06, 2025 12:08 AM (xesY+)
Do not know or want to know beyond that
Posted by: Kindly Miklos at January 06, 2025 12:08 AM (xesY+)
Get raimondo drunk, and it would be Tickled Pink and Pickled Twink.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 06, 2025 12:09 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at January 06, 2025 12:11 AM (zdLoL)
stay warm!
Posted by: Iris at January 06, 2025 12:11 AM (bOJ2I)
The radio show played concurrent with the TV show. Conrad can be heard advertising the new television show. “Be sure to tune in. I know you’re going to like it.”
Posted by: Common Tater at January 06, 2025 12:11 AM (M1m37)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
OK
What does fentanyl cost?
Posted by: Kindly Miklos got fi dollah at January 06, 2025 12:11 AM (xesY+)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot
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That's her!!! Boy did "she" tell some doozies.🤪
Posted by: lin-duh at January 06, 2025 12:04 AM (VCgbV)
There are some creative writing students who post here. And PhD psychology candidates. Then there's the rest of us Morons.
Posted by: RickZ at January 06, 2025 12:12 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver
And who was a Marine pilot in Korea?
Posted by: Miklos, with hearty Ed McMahon guffaw at January 06, 2025 12:13 AM (xesY+)
Posted by: Miklos, with hearty Ed McMahon guffaw at January 06, 2025 12:13 AM (xesY+)
Ted Williams, who had a pretty good hand-eye coordination.
Posted by: RickZ at January 06, 2025 12:15 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Bulg at January 06, 2025 12:16 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Common Tater at January 06, 2025 12:17 AM (M1m37)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 05, 2025 10:56 PM (nqN63)
Are you still talking about his zipper?
Posted by: Pete Bog at January 06, 2025 12:18 AM (rPMgX)
He was my favorite in Justified.
Posted by: Joe Schlabotnik at January 06, 2025 12:21 AM (Ad8y9)
Posted by: RickZ
I give Ted Williams extra credit, because he was offered an exemption, which he declined.
Posted by: Miklos, with another hearty Ed McMahon guffaw at January 06, 2025 12:22 AM (xesY+)
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at January 06, 2025 12:23 AM (zdLoL)
You can see it on hisglory.tv
And- the WOT series starts tomorrow!
Posted by: Judy at January 06, 2025 12:23 AM (AkZAQ)
Those of you in the path of the storm stay safe and warm.
We don't have anything approaching that kind of weather here - sometimes I feel left out......
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 06, 2025 12:23 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Common Tater at January 06, 2025 12:17 AM (M1m37)
Ground coriander and cumin seed, plus some some paprika. A little garlic and onion powder wouldn't hurt, either. Worchestershire, Tabasco, the list goes on.
Posted by: RickZ at January 06, 2025 12:24 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Common Tater at January 06, 2025 12:17 AM (M1m37)
That is good on it's own, but you could add ground meat if you have it. Cook up meat with some taco seasoning, and throw it in with the queso....
Posted by: Scarymary at January 06, 2025 12:24 AM (zddDv)
Posted by: Judy at January 06, 2025 12:26 AM (AkZAQ)
He was my favorite in Justified.
Posted by: Joe Schlabotnik at January 06, 2025 12:21 AM (Ad8y9)
I first saw Searcy in the tv series, 7 Days.
Posted by: RickZ at January 06, 2025 12:26 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Common Tater at January 06, 2025 12:26 AM (M1m37)
Posted by: Common Tater at January 06, 2025 12:29 AM (M1m37)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 06, 2025 12:31 AM (3th/7)
Could not put my finger on it. Nor would I want to, most likely. Just one of them hunches.
Posted by: Joe Schlabotnik at January 06, 2025 12:31 AM (Ad8y9)
Posted by: Common Tater at January 06, 2025 12:32 AM (M1m37)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 06, 2025 12:32 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: Common Tater at January 06, 2025 12:26 AM (M1m37)
But it melts so well. And melted it blends in that recipe well, too.
Full disclosure: I no longer eat Velveeta but that is the cheese my Mom used in making her mac 'n cheese. Velveeta was a staple growing up. Mom even had the (I think it was) Tupperware Velveeta holder. Nice and airtight.
Posted by: RickZ at January 06, 2025 12:34 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Pete Bog
Hahaha! Imma tell him you said that!
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 06, 2025 12:35 AM (3th/7)
I've never wanted to be a douchey fan-boi.
Posted by: Joe Schlabotnik at January 06, 2025 12:35 AM (Ad8y9)
Posted by: Common Tater
Some chorizo.
But not Cacique brand, which is made of things I will not eat.
Posted by: Miklos, with note of caution at January 06, 2025 12:36 AM (xesY+)
Him and his dignity canals.
Posted by: nurse ratched
So do we all.
But remember-
Washing soda
Borax
Posted by: Ancient Slavonaut Theorist Miklos says YES at January 06, 2025 12:39 AM (xesY+)
It's a once a year thing. Crack, but if you eat that more often, your arteries will completely clog.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 06, 2025 12:39 AM (3th/7)
Plus it's cold, so it means I will have to scrape frost off my windshield tomorrow.
Does that count as a CBD First World Problem?
Posted by: Joe Schlabotnik at January 06, 2025 12:41 AM (Ad8y9)
Posted by: nurse ratched
Meh
My arteries and my liver are perfect.
HARD AS A ROCK
Posted by: The Miklosian Lifestyle at January 06, 2025 12:41 AM (xesY+)
I've never wanted to be a douchey fan-boi.
Posted by: Joe Schlabotnik at January 06, 2025 12:35 AM (Ad8y9)
Yep, know the feeling. Saw Telly Savalas in a small hotel bar on Central Park South, about 6 feet away from me. He was at a corner of the bar, against a wall. I saw him, raised by glass, gave him a nod, he raised his glass and gave me a nod back. That was my 'fan' interaction with Telly Savalas. I figured he was out for a quiet drink. Why bother him?
Posted by: RickZ at January 06, 2025 12:42 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Common Tater at January 06, 2025 12:43 AM (M1m37)
Posted by: Common Tater at January 06, 2025 12:29 AM (M1m37)
Ground sausage or chorizo, too.
Posted by: RickZ at January 06, 2025 12:43 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Skip at January 06, 2025 12:44 AM (fwDg9)
Meat and Dairy are not the artery clogging foods we have been led to believe. It’s all bullshit, as most people have long suspected.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 06, 2025 12:46 AM (M1m37)
Posted by: RickZ at January 06, 2025 12:43 AM (gKDq2)
Be cautious when purchasing chorizo. "Soy Chorizo" does not mean "I am chorizo."
Bastages.
Posted by: Joe Schlabotnik at January 06, 2025 12:47 AM (Ad8y9)
Posted by: RickZ
I was at the Maple Leaf Bar in NOLA with a friend when a guy who looked and acted David Byrne for the Talking Heads came up to the bar. We were drinking Dixies. ""Is that good beer" in odd David Byrne mode.
"We like it" said laconic friend from Oklahoma.
It was busy, so I got all three of us a beer, because I knew the barmaid.
Byrne went off to sit in with a Cajun band called Beausoleil, fine.
Fucker owes me a beer.
Posted by: True Stories by Miklos at January 06, 2025 12:47 AM (xesY+)
Posted by: Common Tater at January 06, 2025 12:48 AM (M1m37)
Posted by: Joe Schlabotnik at January 06, 2025 12:50 AM (Ad8y9)
Posted by: Skip
School night, you little scamp.
And where is that protractor you got for Christmas?
Posted by: Concerned Aunt Miklos at January 06, 2025 12:51 AM (xesY+)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 06, 2025 12:51 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Scarymary at January 06, 2025 12:52 AM (zddDv)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 06, 2025 12:54 AM (lyZHm)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 06, 2025 12:55 AM (sAmhv)
It's just flurries.
Posted by: Puddleglum
I read that as "furries" and was going to say haven't they been there for years?
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 06, 2025 12:56 AM (lyZHm)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 06, 2025 01:00 AM (sAmhv)
Just so you all understand...the last four abysmal years we have endured...were of OBAMA's doing in concert of our DEEP STATE.
Biden put an AMERICAN FREEDOM MEDAL on the son of George Soros...Commie Pinko Faggot that he is...AN AMERICAN FREEDOM MEDAL???
Do not be weak this time around. Time to kick some ASS!!!
2016 this is NOT!!!
And we should re-forge the American Freedom Medal into something different after Biden to spite him and the LOSER DEMOCRAPS TCSPOSCCLBDICS
Posted by: Nightwatch at January 06, 2025 01:00 AM (TDvv2)
Posted by: nurse ratched
It ain't as fun as it sounds.
These ladies have NEEDS.
Posted by: Miklos does his best, ask darleen, Charleen or Marleen at January 06, 2025 01:01 AM (xesY+)
Posted by: Skip at January 06, 2025 01:03 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Skip at January 06, 2025 01:05 AM (fwDg9)
Hmmm.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 06, 2025 01:05 AM (/lPRQ)
It's just gonna rain here for now. Some icy/snow stuff in NC, but not much.
Now, come the end of the week, something is brewing for here, looks like. Won't really know until a couple of days out. Wunderground has us at 65% chance of now. Local TV guys won't say anything other than "possibility", and GSP guys are about the same.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 06, 2025 01:08 AM (w6EFb)
My Mom is 93 today.
Posted by: Cosda at January 06, 2025 01:08 AM (BIRzU)
Posted by: Scarymary at January 06, 2025 01:11 AM (zddDv)
Jan 6 is the latest sunrise here. It barely changes much around this max, and, to the minute, stays at 7:36AM for about 12 days from Jan 1 to the 12th.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 06, 2025 01:11 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 06, 2025 01:11 AM (L83z3)
Posted by: Joe Schlabotnik at January 06, 2025 12:50 AM (Ad8y9)
Honey, it’s a lot like being a Cubs fan. Get used to losing and embarrassment.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 06, 2025 01:12 AM (7mUz7)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 06, 2025 01:11 AM (w6EFb)
So even the solar system gets lazy, huh?
Posted by: RickZ at January 06, 2025 01:12 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Dr_No at January 06, 2025 01:14 AM (ayRl+)
Hmmm.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 06, 2025 01:05 AM (/lPRQ)
Oh hell. It’s gonna take forever to get on base. Luckily I don’t need to until Tuesday.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 06, 2025 01:16 AM (7mUz7)
Posted by: Scarymary "
******
Thanks. I believe He has. She's still doing well except her vision.
Posted by: Cosda at January 06, 2025 01:17 AM (BIRzU)
He was my favorite in Justified.
Posted by: Joe Schlabotnik at January 06, 2025 12:21 AM
I love your nic. My dad, who was from New Jersey, used to use that name as a humorous alias. When I was older and had to wear silly name tags at parties, I always used "Ethel Schabotnick". I have never known where the name came from.
Posted by: Moonbeam at January 06, 2025 01:17 AM (rbKZ6)
Great band!
Posted by: COMountainMarie
C'est vrai!
Michael Doucet is a great guy, but I am still out a beer and they don't make Dixie Beer anymore.
Posted by: Miklos will not get what is just and proper at January 06, 2025 01:19 AM (xesY+)
For Pixy, being upside down and bassackwards, this will be around the latest sunset for him. It will be Jan 7 for Sydney.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 06, 2025 01:19 AM (w6EFb)
In response to recent terror attacks in New Orleans and Las Vegas, the Commander of U.S. Northern Command has directed all military installations to immediately implement heightened security measures. These include:
100% ID checks
Random inspections
Suspension of the Trusted Traveler Program
The Trusted Traveler Program was a procedure that allowed DoD-affiliated sponsors to vouch for vehicle occupants to gain entry onto an installation.
Drivers should expect delays and random inspections at entry gates as we enhance the security posture of our installation to ensure our ability to project combat power when and where required.
This is a critical step in ensuring the security and readiness of our installations. Drivers should expect delays at entry gates due to increased inspections.
quantico.marines.mil
Banner says "Code Red", "Only Mission Essential Personnel"
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 06, 2025 01:22 AM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz)
I thought about going outside to watch some meteors.
Nope
Too damn cold
Posted by: Miklos enduring 24 F Global Warmening at January 06, 2025 01:22 AM (xesY+)
I can't see shit here, sky is too damn cloudy.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 06, 2025 01:23 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: tcn in AK
Enjoy telework while it lasts.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 06, 2025 01:27 AM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Skip
.................................
GLACIERS ARE FORMING IN BABYLON DC!!!!
Might get 9 inches.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 06, 2025 01:28 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Skip
.................................
GLACIERS ARE FORMING IN BABYLON DC!!!!
Might get 9 inches.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 06, 2025 01:28 AM (sAmhv)
Points and laughs
Posted by: a dude in MI at January 06, 2025 01:30 AM (+I6Y/)
GSP redid the normals, adjusting for the 1991 - 2020 period, 30 years. It changed some stuff around, mainly the wettest months a bit.
Temperature wise, Jan 11 - 18th is the coldest average temps for us here, normal 42.1F.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 06, 2025 01:31 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Archer at January 06, 2025 01:34 AM (IDphi)
How and where do ice fishing guys pee?
I mean, how does this work.
I am told that there is beer and maybe coffee involved, so...
Posted by: Miklos, comfortably south of the Mason-Dixon at January 06, 2025 01:37 AM (xesY+)
Julian Calendar, 13 day difference. Until 2100, then 14 days.
I think they all use the Gregorian for civil purposes, so Christmas Day date is called Jan 7th.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 06, 2025 01:39 AM (w6EFb)
{{{nurse}}} You are being hilariously saucy tonight!
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 06, 2025 01:39 AM (Sgq8y)
-----
Bonus: Holds some heat down. Rather warm here 37.5 deg.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 06, 2025 01:40 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 06, 2025 01:43 AM (d3Tz9)
Posted by: Sandy Flook at January 06, 2025 01:43 AM (YoCnN)
Posted by: Scarymary at January 06, 2025 01:43 AM (zddDv)
Temp has been relative flat, now 36.3F Turned up a smidge over the last few hours. Surface air was very dry, dew point around at 18-19F at sunset.
It started raining high up well before it got down to the ground, evaporating on the way down. Dew point shot up to close to 30F before the drops made it down.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 06, 2025 01:46 AM (w6EFb)
{{{nurse}}} You are being hilariously saucy tonight!
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
There is a very good local BBQ place with a Saucy Lady sauce.
http://www.true-bbq.com/coupons
Posted by: Miklos likes him some bar-b-que at January 06, 2025 01:47 AM (xesY+)
Posted by: Scarymary at January 06, 2025 01:48 AM (zddDv)
nurse, I am doing well thanks, had a nice Christmas with the family, I hope the same for you.
Scarymary, Silk Degrees for me too.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 06, 2025 01:57 AM (Sgq8y)
It's interesting, looking at the graphs. When dew point start shooting up, due to that evaporating rain, you could see temp start going down. Vaporizing pulled heat out of the lower air layer. Temp went from about 40 to 35ish.
There wasn't much wind during that period.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 06, 2025 02:00 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Scarymary at January 06, 2025 02:07 AM (zddDv)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 06, 2025 02:07 AM (L83z3)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 06, 2025 02:10 AM (L83z3)
Next batch of rain is coming in an hour or so. Pressure dropping, wind picking up a bit, and temp and dew point rising a smidge.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 06, 2025 02:15 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 06, 2025 02:17 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: Scarymary at January 06, 2025 02:19 AM (zddDv)
Posted by: Archer at January 06, 2025 01:34 AM (IDphi)
Also RC Epiphany.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 06, 2025 02:24 AM (7mUz7)
Posted by: Archer at January 06, 2025 01:34 AM (IDphi)
Christmas Eve or Christmas? I though Little Epiphany/Orthodox Christmas was January 6th?
Posted by: RickZ at January 06, 2025 02:24 AM (gKDq2)
Gregorian date is Julian + 13 (at current century).
Dec 25 + 13 = Jan 7.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 06, 2025 02:32 AM (w6EFb)
SLC-40 - Cape Canaveral SFS - Space Affairs Live
SPACE AFFAIRS
Launch Date: January 6, 2025
Launch Time: 12:21 p.m. ET, 1721 UTC, 18:21 CET
https://www.youtube.com/live/B-caeRktmlI
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, abbiamo un lancio oggi at January 06, 2025 02:35 AM (i0xsb)
P.S. no live gifts unless it's edible by western standards...
Posted by: lin-duh at January 05, 2025 11:03 PM (VCgbV)
Mine, too! If I make it, I will be 65 this year 😊❤
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 06, 2025 02:39 AM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Miflin at January 06, 2025 02:58 AM (aA6YN)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 06, 2025 02:59 AM (XeU6L)
I forgot to mention I have venison sausage to share with the Morons.
Posted by: Scarymary at January 06, 2025 03:00 AM (zddDv)
https://mol.im/a/14252839
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, sonoq tutti bastardi at January 06, 2025 03:02 AM (i0xsb)
You can see the Julian calendar is now 13 days or about two weeks behind (or ahead of, depending on which way you think about it) the seasons/tropical year.
The Gregorian will get about a day behind somewhere around the year 4000 or so. Not all of that is due to the error in the 400 year cycle if the tropical year remained dead constant. It would be around the year 6000 or so, IIRC if so.
Some of it is due to the tropical year getting a smidge shorter, and the earth's rotation slowing.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 06, 2025 03:07 AM (w6EFb)
Turns out there is a rather simple fix. Skip the leap year in the year 3600, have one as normal in the year 4000, and thereafter move to a 500 year cycle.
That would last maybe 10 to 20,000 years, turns out. On the first half, it wouldn't be adding enough leap days, but on the second half it would be adding too many, and average out long term.
That works out because of the shortening of the tropical year and the rotation slowing.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 06, 2025 03:10 AM (w6EFb)
MeTV, never known to change its lineup very often, has done so in a minor way. Mission: Impossible is now at 1 am our time, and The Fugitive is at 2 -- they've swapped the times. And my online guide shows that Janssen's 1970s PI series Harry O is slated for 3 am. I don't believe it; they run that Soledad O'Brien propaganda "news" thing at 3 usually on Mondays. Again, we'll see. But a Fugitive episode, esp. an early one, is always worth watching.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 06, 2025 03:11 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 05, 2025 11:36 PM (U+mgI)
----
I still use that word in the blog.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, sonoq tutti bastardi at January 06, 2025 03:13 AM (i0xsb)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 06, 2025 03:13 AM (omVj0)
The Gregorian will get about a day behind somewhere around the year 4000 or so. Not all of that is due to the error in the 400 year cycle if the tropical year remained dead constant. It would be around the year 6000 or so, IIRC if so.
Some of it is due to the tropical year getting a smidge shorter, and the earth's rotation slowing.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 06, 2025
***
Well, we need to get started on this. Don't want to be caught short.
( -- Lazarus Long)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 06, 2025 03:15 AM (omVj0)
As long as this kind of thing takes for everybody to finally agree, it might well take 2000 years.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 06, 2025 03:20 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Miflin at January 06, 2025 03:21 AM (aA6YN)
He was my favorite in Justified.
Posted by: Joe Schlabotnik at January 06, 2025 12:21 AM
And I like that his Justified persona shares a lot with Nick in real life.
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at January 06, 2025 03:31 AM (/HoWz)
Posted by: Skip at January 06, 2025 03:39 AM (fwDg9)
Great article.
https://tinyurl.com/3rmn75xd
The oil plot. This went hand in hand with the cholesterol scare, unscientific but profitable.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, sonoq tutti bastardi at January 06, 2025 03:41 AM (i0xsb)
465
Turns out there is a rather simple fix. Skip the leap year in the year 3600, have one as normal in the year 4000, and thereafter move to a 500 year cycle.
That would last maybe 10 to 20,000 years, turns out. On the first half, it wouldn't be adding enough leap days, but on the second half it would be adding too many, and average out long term.
That works out because of the shortening of the tropical year and the rotation slowing.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 06, 2025 03:10 AM (w6EFb)
Planning ahead 10,000 years:
"Fly me to the moon/
Let me play among the stars/
Let me see what spring is like/
On a-Jupiter and Mars"
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at January 06, 2025 03:43 AM (mkTSO)
Posted by: Skip at January 06, 2025 03:44 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Ciampino
Fret not, Comrade! Your Brutalist concrete apartment will have communal showers, with hot water once a week. Think of the Glorious Environment you will save.
Of course *we* will have private dachas with hot water 24/7 so we don't have to wait for it to warm up.
Posted by: Your Betters at January 06, 2025 03:47 AM (D0HYP)
Sounds optimistic.
Posted by: Brother Francis Gerard, Albertian Order of Leibowitz at January 06, 2025 03:50 AM (D0HYP)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 06, 2025 03:11 AM (omVj0)
Now, who's going to be awake at 2am?
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at January 06, 2025 03:50 AM (9Aku2)
Posted by: Skip at January 06, 2025 03:56 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 06, 2025 03:58 AM (O7YUW)
Now, who's going to be awake at 2am?
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at January 06, 2025
***
In a normal world, not me. But it happens. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 06, 2025 03:59 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: Miflin at January 06, 2025 04:01 AM (aA6YN)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 06, 2025 04:01 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 06, 2025 04:01 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 06, 2025 04:03 AM (omVj0)
My Mom is 93 today.
Posted by: Cosda at January 06, 2025 01:08 AM (BIRzU
Give her a big hug and tell her you love her. And maybe take her out to dinner.
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at January 06, 2025 04:14 AM (sOLVm)
Now, who's going to be awake at 2am?
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at January 06, 2025
***
In a normal world, not me. But it happens. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 06, 2025 03:59 AM (omVj0)
Just kidding. All of us night owls
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at January 06, 2025 04:21 AM (sOLVm)
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