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Mid-Morning Art Thread
Aleksey Savrasov
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: rhennigantx at January 10, 2025 09:30 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 10, 2025 09:30 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: fd at January 10, 2025 09:30 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 10, 2025 09:31 AM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: fd at January 10, 2025 09:31 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 10, 2025 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 10, 2025 09:32 AM (jFCkp)
Posted by: Bulg at January 10, 2025 09:32 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 10, 2025 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Robert Frost at January 10, 2025 09:32 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 10, 2025 09:32 AM (BpYfr)
Thx CBD, would hang. Really like this one
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 10, 2025 09:32 AM (RLc6v)
Morning, folken. A solid painting with a dark edge to it -- bright fiery light to the left, deep shadows under the trees to the right, foreshadowing what will come after the fire sweeps through.
That path leading between the trees makes it look like a good place to dump a body, too.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 10, 2025 09:32 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 10, 2025 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2025 09:32 AM (+iIV1)
Posted by: fd at January 10, 2025 09:32 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2025 09:33 AM (vVgPo)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 10, 2025 09:33 AM (YeGMU)
Posted by: Roy at January 10, 2025 09:33 AM (z+ik4)
Posted by: Gavin Newsom at January 10, 2025 09:33 AM (m0WlR)
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 10, 2025 09:33 AM (jFCkp)
Posted by: Watch The Show at January 10, 2025 09:33 AM (IIUZn)
Posted by: Robert Frost at January 10, 2025
***
Good idea, RF. There's "lovely, dark, and deep," and then there's "Do you think I'm nuts or something? No way!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 10, 2025 09:34 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 10, 2025 09:34 AM (NpAcC)
His work suffered dramatically and the last years of his life were spent in poverty. He was usually drunk and often dressed in rags. Finally, he found himself wandering from shelter to shelter. Only the doorkeeper of the MSPSA and Pavel Tretyakov, founder of the Tretyakov Gallery, were present at his funeral in 1897.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 10, 2025 09:34 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Young Bambi at January 10, 2025 09:34 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2025 09:34 AM (+iIV1)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 10, 2025 09:34 AM (Y6IkP)
Posted by: fd at January 10, 2025 09:32 AM (vFG9F)
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It's probably a redcap...murderous little bastards...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 10, 2025 09:34 AM (BpYfr)
Posted by: dantesed at January 10, 2025 09:34 AM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 10, 2025 09:34 AM (CHHv1)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 10, 2025 09:34 AM (Y6IkP)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 10, 2025 09:34 AM (YeGMU)
Posted by: Roy at January 10, 2025 09:34 AM (z+ik4)
Posted by: rhennigantx
An alcoholic Russian??!! WTF??!!
Posted by: Bulg at January 10, 2025 09:35 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2025 09:36 AM (Fr3vV)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 10, 2025 09:36 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Kirsten with LAFD at January 10, 2025 09:36 AM (IIUZn)
Posted by: Bulg at January 10, 2025 09:35 AM (77rzZ)
"Gradually"?!?!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2025 09:36 AM (+iIV1)
Posted by: rosie o'donuts at January 10, 2025 09:36 AM (RIQol)
Must be a Russkie.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 10, 2025 09:36 AM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 10, 2025 09:36 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: fd at January 10, 2025 09:32 AM (vFG9F)
Huh, huh huh, that forest is gay.
Posted by: Butt-Head at January 10, 2025 09:37 AM (Y6IkP)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 10, 2025 09:37 AM (YeGMU)
Relatable. Just make sure the rags include pants for the weekend book thread.
And beware Ace during hobo hunting season.
Posted by: Typical Moron at January 10, 2025 09:37 AM (JCZqz)
*
Eucalyptus. They burn like giant torches.
Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2025
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Noooo!
Posted by: Starving Koalas at the LA Zoo at January 10, 2025 09:37 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: fd at January 10, 2025 09:32 AM (vFG9F)
Toadstool.
Frogs shit in the woods?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 10, 2025 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2025 09:37 AM (Fr3vV)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 10, 2025 09:37 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Bulg at January 10, 2025 09:38 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2025 09:38 AM (HnUIn)
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 10, 2025 09:38 AM (jFCkp)
Posted by: Bulg at January 10, 2025 09:38 AM (77rzZ)
"Wahhh, my tires are melting, wahhhh" Losers.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2025 09:38 AM (+iIV1)
Posted by: redridinghood
Um, it's been my experience that that is already in vogue.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 10, 2025 09:39 AM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 10, 2025 09:39 AM (YeGMU)
Posted by: fd at January 10, 2025 09:32 AM (vFG9F)
I would like to return this Ghillie suit, it's not fabulous and does not work.
Posted by: Dylan Mulvaney, at the customer service desk of Ghillie Suits R Us at January 10, 2025 09:39 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Roy at January 10, 2025 09:39 AM (z+ik4)
Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2025 09:39 AM (Fr3vV)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 10, 2025 09:41 AM (gbOdA)
BUt snipers everywhere.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at January 10, 2025 09:41 AM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Roy at January 10, 2025 09:39 AM (z+ik4)
You get your pot out a still?
I think you're doing it wrong.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 10, 2025 09:42 AM (lH8E4)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 10, 2025 09:41 AM (gbOdA)
Top of the thread. Under the title, before the gray boxes. Can't miss it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2025 09:42 AM (+iIV1)
Posted by: rhennigantx
Probably the Tretyakov, since he was a friend of the artist.
Posted by: Bulg at January 10, 2025 09:42 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Greatful Dead and/or Marshal Tucker Band, at January 10, 2025 09:42 AM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 10, 2025 09:39 AM (YeGMU)
Babylon sisters shake it
Babylon sisters shake it
So fine, so young
Tell me I'm the only one
Here come those Santa Ana winds again
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 10, 2025 09:42 AM (gbOdA)
Next will be a flotilla of Chinese.
Cowardly Governor Brylcreem will surrender and California will succumb to foreign invaders.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 10, 2025 09:42 AM (hXQfZ)
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They surrendered a long time ago.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 10, 2025 09:43 AM (jFCkp)
Posted by: red speck at January 10, 2025 09:44 AM (0Id0S)
Posted by: Watch The Show at January 10, 2025 09:45 AM (IIUZn)
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at January 10, 2025 09:45 AM (qH9t2)
Posted by: red speck at January 10, 2025 09:45 AM (0Id0S)
Posted by: Bulg at January 10, 2025 09:45 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2025 09:46 AM (+iIV1)
Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2025 09:46 AM (fV+MH)
I really like his work.
https://tinyurl.com/hs26vyh4
They don't give a location, either, just that it's from 1883
Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2025 09:47 AM (D7mYu)
Posted by: Kristine "Smokeshow" Larson at January 10, 2025 09:47 AM (zddDv)
Posted by: Kristin the lezzy at January 10, 2025 09:47 AM (DobEs)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 10, 2025 09:47 AM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2025 09:47 AM (+iIV1)
Posted by: Slideshow Bob at January 10, 2025 09:48 AM (G5+As)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 10, 2025 09:48 AM (ZmEVT)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 10, 2025 09:48 AM (j2zRt)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 10, 2025 09:48 AM (YeGMU)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 10, 2025 09:48 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 10, 2025 09:47 AM (BpYfr)
Now he's Charry the Bear. Soon to be Ashy the Bear.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2025 09:49 AM (+iIV1)
Materials: Canvas
Date of creation: 1883
Size: 100×79 cm
Location: Private collection
Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2025 09:49 AM (D7mYu)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 10, 2025
***
"There was a wind blowing that night. It was one of those hot dry Santa Anas that . . ."
"Stuff it, Marlowe. Ain't nobody got time for that right now."
Posted by: Starving Koalas at the LA Zoo at January 10, 2025 09:49 AM (J2vNu)
To avoid pronunciation problems, they just call it East Taiwan.
Posted by: red speck at January 10, 2025 09:49 AM (0Id0S)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 10, 2025 09:47 AM (BpYfr)
Why are there no little Bears?
Even time Mrs Bear get hot he beats her out with a shovel.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 10, 2025 09:49 AM (gbOdA)
~ El Rushbo
Posted by: I miss Rush at January 10, 2025 09:50 AM (DobEs)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 10, 2025 09:50 AM (YeGMU)
Posted by: Skip at January 10, 2025 09:50 AM (zA53Z)
Posted by: From about That Time at January 10, 2025 09:51 AM (4780s)
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 10, 2025 09:51 AM (jFCkp)
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at January 10, 2025 09:51 AM (9V+R+)
Posted by: From about That Time at January 10, 2025 09:51 AM (4780s)
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In a frame nailed to a wall but that's not important now!
Posted by: andycanuck (iMpf5) at January 10, 2025 09:51 AM (iMpf5)
Posted by: George at January 10, 2025 09:51 AM (DobEs)
But someone really should put out that fire.
The path and the fire seem like an odd combination at first glance. Hey! That fire looks dangerous! Oooh look a path through the dark woods... Let's see where it goes!
It would appear that the viewer is being invited to face the danger that is visible or the danger unseen.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at January 10, 2025 09:52 AM (4XwPj)
Tough for a dispatcher, though. "Is fire in woods". What am I supposed to do with that?
Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2025 09:52 AM (D7mYu)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 10, 2025 09:52 AM (9VasJ)
Posted by: Bob Ross at January 10, 2025 09:52 AM (IIUZn)
Posted by: red speck at January 10, 2025
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Russian, as I understand it, lacks a definite article (and maybe an indefinite article too?), so even a Russian who knows English well will sometimes leave the "the" out that native speakers would put in. "I went for walk in woods. Saw squirrels."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 10, 2025 09:52 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: MSNBC Headline at January 10, 2025 09:52 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2025 09:52 AM (+iIV1)
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at January 10, 2025 09:53 AM (9V+R+)
Posted by: From about That Time at January 10, 2025 09:53 AM (4780s)
I hope all the woodland creatures in the path of the fire have rescuers who look just like them!!!
Posted by: screaming in digital at January 10, 2025 09:53 AM (6jgSB)
Posted by: Robert Frost
________________________
Stopping by Woods
There once was a horse-riding chap
Who took a trip in a cold snap
He stopped in the snow
But he soon had to go
He was miles away from a nap
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at January 10, 2025 09:54 AM (zdLoL)
Posted by: California Moocher at January 10, 2025 09:54 AM (jiYtH)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 10, 2025 09:54 AM (YeGMU)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2025 09:54 AM (x0n13)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 10, 2025 09:54 AM (mzM2O)
Posted by: andycanuck (iMpf5) at January 10, 2025 09:54 AM (iMpf5)
Posted by: Jimmah at January 10, 2025 09:54 AM (DobEs)
Posted by: Antonio de Padua María Severino López de Santa Anna y Pérez de Lebrón at January 10, 2025 09:54 AM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at January 10, 2025 09:54 AM (Q8Bj8)
This is a tad tricky now that we're no longer a high-trust society.
Someone no longer able to get insurance because Blackrock threatened financing the insurance company for week-to-week budgetary concerns is COMPLETELY different than a code violation.
And the Asheville area, 2000 feet above sea level, is now being designated as a "flood zone" so the (D) governor can seize land. This is not a "CoNSPiraCY ThEOry!!" Gov. Cooper stated it outright:
"In some areas, you just shouldn't build back...convince certain communities and people that buy outs are better" - Roy Cooper
https://tinyurl.com/bdns8ct9
Posted by: Boron Cobbie
Proof there will be no popular uprising. Appalachian hillbillies should have strung up the governor and his security detail over those comments.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2025 09:55 AM (ys+zb)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 10, 2025 09:55 AM (OA79/)
I said what I said.
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Zappa was a Svengali. His one saving grace is he wrote Tied to the Whipping Post. I can't think of a saving grace for the Dead .
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 10, 2025 09:55 AM (jFCkp)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2025 09:55 AM (LkLld)
If you go down in the woods today,
You'd better not go alone.
It's lovely down in the woods today,
But it's safer to stay at home.
For every bear that ever there was
Will gather there for certain because
Today's the day the teddy bears burn the trees down!
Posted by: naturalfake at January 10, 2025 09:55 AM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 10, 2025 09:55 AM (J2vNu)
https://tinyurl.com/39p8zcpp
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 10, 2025 09:52 AM (9VasJ)
Thought you were posting the Marshall Tucker song.
Nope... Ungrateful Dead. I ain't got that much time to waste.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 10, 2025 09:55 AM (lH8E4)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 10, 2025 09:56 AM (mzM2O)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 10, 2025 09:56 AM (OA79/)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Correct. And you can use the word "odin" ("one") for an indefinite article, but you don't see that a lot.
Russians speaking English do have problems with the English articles, like English-speakers speaking Russian have with the perfective/imperfective distinction in verbs.
Posted by: Bulg at January 10, 2025 09:56 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Smellslikevictory at January 10, 2025 09:57 AM (jPdyB)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2025 09:57 AM (LkLld)
Never apologize for having good taste.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2025 09:57 AM (LkLld)
that's not taste.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 10, 2025 09:57 AM (Zz0t1)
- Antonio de Padua Maria Severino Lopez de Santa Anna y Perez de Lebron
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 10, 2025 09:57 AM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: The Lumberjack at January 10, 2025 09:57 AM (Wnv9h)
Rogan knew
PDT knew back in 2015 or 16
Calis voted for water holding system 20 years ago
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 10, 2025 09:57 AM (gbOdA)
Wasn't he a kicker for the Cowboys in the late 70's?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 10, 2025 09:58 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: JackStraw
Run, boys, run
The Devil's in the house of the rising sun
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2025 09:58 AM (ys+zb)
Posted by: Groan at January 10, 2025 09:58 AM (DobEs)
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Those were white people votes. They don't count.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 10, 2025 09:58 AM (jFCkp)
Posted by: andycanuck (iMpf5) at January 10, 2025 09:58 AM (iMpf5)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 10, 2025 09:56 AM (mzM2O)
Just for clarity, are there any cults that you just "get"? That kinda' click with you ?
Posted by: Bob Ross at January 10, 2025 09:58 AM (IIUZn)
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 10, 2025 09:55 AM (jFCkp)
Interesting, I didn't know Zappa wrote that song! Sounds like something they could have borrowed from some Mississippi Delta blues artist.
Agreed about the Dead, I just don't see the point.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 10, 2025 09:59 AM (lH8E4)
Posted by: The Lumberjack at January 10, 2025 09:57 AM (Wnv9h)
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Don't get your knickers in a twist...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 10, 2025 09:59 AM (BpYfr)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2025 09:59 AM (LkLld)
C'mon man...
Ripple
Friend of the Devil
And we can't forget Brown Eyed Women (and Red Grenadine. The bottle was dusty but the liquor was clean)
Clearly they took the lead in embracing the AoS lifestyle...
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at January 10, 2025 09:59 AM (9V+R+)
I've always wanted to go to the Petrified Forest
But I've been too scared to go.
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I've been there as a kid. Interesting.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 10, 2025 09:59 AM (jFCkp)
But I've been too scared to go.
Posted by: Groan
*golf clap*
Posted by: Bulg at January 10, 2025 09:59 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 10, 2025 09:59 AM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 10, 2025 09:55 AM (OA79/)
So when you ask for an example of when Kristen saved the project what is their response?
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 10, 2025 10:00 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 10, 2025 09:56 AM (mzM2O)
Just for clarity, are there any cults that you just "get"? That kinda' click with you ?
Posted by: Bob Ross at January 10, 2025 09:58 AM (IIUZn
I always kinda liked those boys from Heavens Gate.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 10, 2025 10:00 AM (mzM2O)
Posted by: Bulg at January 10, 2025 10:00 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: From about That Time at January 10, 2025 10:00 AM (4780s)
If you play with matches and start a fire you'll shit the bed.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 10, 2025 10:00 AM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 10, 2025 09:57 AM (Zz0t1)
The people who made Taco Bell a thing.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 10, 2025 10:01 AM (lH8E4)
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 10, 2025 09:51 AM (jFCkp)
When I see or smell The Grateful They Are Dead, I am reminded that washing one's ass, shaving, brushing your teeth and wearing clean clothes are good things.
Posted by: Die Hippie! Die! at January 10, 2025 10:01 AM (jiYtH)
https://youtu.be/_FA85RO89HA
Hey there little red riding hood.
Posted by: Zombie Ving Rhames at January 10, 2025 10:01 AM (MsrgL)
Posted by: Bob Ross at January 10, 2025 10:01 AM (IIUZn)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 10, 2025 10:01 AM (YeGMU)
A man is preparing to cut down a tree in the forest.
The tree says, "Wait! I'm a talking tree!"
The man replies, "You're going to dialogue."
Posted by: Another groan at January 10, 2025 10:02 AM (DobEs)
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Those were white people votes. They don't count.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 10, 2025 09:58 AM (jFCkp)
Kind of true. When normal people ask for normal government services were are told that is racist.
Can we secure the border? No thats racist.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 10, 2025 10:02 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 10, 2025 10:02 AM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 10, 2025 10:01 AM (YeGMU)
They'll steal your soul
Posted by: Roy at January 10, 2025 10:02 AM (z+ik4)
It always burns. And they used to put them out until California figured out the cheat code: if you DON'T put them out, you get billions and billions from the Federal government. Annually, if you get the right weather.
Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2025 10:02 AM (D7mYu)
But I've been too scared to go.
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I've been there as a kid. Interesting.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 10, 2025 09:59 AM (jFCkp)
Was there not too many years ago. It's still petrified.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 10, 2025 10:02 AM (lH8E4)
Posted by: The Lumberjack at January 10, 2025
***
"On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea."
(Pronounced "scawns" by Michael Palin. I wonder if that was just his idiosyncrasy, the way his family and neighbors pronounced it, or if the pronunciation has changed everywhere to "scohns" in the fifty-some years since?)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 10, 2025 10:02 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Boss Moss
I don't think there are redwoods near LA. They're more inland and in the mountains.
Posted by: Bulg at January 10, 2025 10:02 AM (77rzZ)
No thats racist.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 10, 2025 10:03 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Bob Ross at January 10, 2025 10:01 AM
As a wise man once said, I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 10, 2025 10:03 AM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2025 10:03 AM (aD39U)
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 10, 2025 09:55 AM (jFCkp)
Interesting, I didn't know Zappa wrote that song! Sounds like something they could have borrowed from some Mississippi Delta blues artist.
Agreed about the Dead, I just don't see the point.
Posted by: BurtTC
Unless we are talking about a different Whipping Post composition...Whipping Post was written by Gregg Allman.
https://is.gd/qsk9x4
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at January 10, 2025 10:03 AM (Q8Bj8)
Teddy bears picnic. Can't recall the writers name but he was a socialist asshole hanging around Cambridge in my early days.
Posted by: From about That Time at January 10, 2025 10:00 AM (4780s)
Marc Bolan?
Posted by: naturalfake at January 10, 2025 10:03 AM (iJfKG)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 10, 2025 10:04 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: The Lumberjack at January 10, 2025 09:57 AM (Wnv9h)
Oh Bevis! I thought you were so rugged!
Posted by: Your Best Girl at January 10, 2025 10:04 AM (zddDv)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 10, 2025 10:04 AM (YeGMU)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
I think that's the actual Brit pronunciation.
Posted by: Bulg at January 10, 2025 10:04 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2025 10:04 AM (LkLld)
Posted by: 50 year old white guys at January 10, 2025 10:05 AM (DobEs)
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 10, 2025 09:55 AM (jFCkp)
Interesting, I didn't know Zappa wrote that song! Sounds like something they could have borrowed from some Mississippi Delta blues artist.
Agreed about the Dead, I just don't see the point.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 10, 2025 09:59 AM (lH8E4)
The internet says Gregg Allman wrote it.
That makes more sense.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 10, 2025 10:05 AM (lH8E4)
Posted by: Bulg at January 10, 2025 10:05 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 10, 2025 10:04 AM (RIvkX)
Fires. Earthquakes. Gaia is displeased. Look around for a virgin to sacrifice.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 10, 2025 10:05 AM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at January 10, 2025 10:05 AM (4XwPj)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2025 10:05 AM (LkLld)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 10, 2025 10:05 AM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 10, 2025 10:02 AM (J2vNu)
"Sconn" is the uk pronunciation of it as far as I've ever heard. I think it's only colonials who ever said "scohn".
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2025 10:05 AM (+iIV1)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 10, 2025 10:04 AM (YeGMU)
By the time they released it, they were already in love with the smell of their own farts.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 10, 2025 10:05 AM (lH8E4)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 10, 2025 10:06 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Oldcat at January 10, 2025 10:06 AM (asFox)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
*
I think that's the actual Brit pronunciation.
Posted by: Bulg at January 10, 2025
***
I thought so too . . . and then actual Brit Anthony Stewart Head, playing Giles on Buffy, more than once pronounced it as "scohn."
When I ask for one at a coffee shop and pronounce it "scawn," nobody seems to be puzzled.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 10, 2025 10:06 AM (J2vNu)
https://is.gd/qsk9x4
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at January 10, 2025 10:03 AM (Q8Bj
Yup, and if there is another song by that name, written by Zappa, I'm not interested.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 10, 2025 10:06 AM (lH8E4)
But I've been too scared to go.
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I wonder if I could get a multi-million dollar government grant investigating the feasibility of growing trees made out of stone.
It's not the stupidest thing the government has funded. Not by a long shot.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 10, 2025 10:06 AM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 10, 2025 10:05 AM (Aqu9a)
In SF that would be an ugly 3rd grader.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 10, 2025 10:07 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 10, 2025 09:55 AM (jFCkp)
Interesting, I didn't know Zappa wrote that song! Sounds like something they could have borrowed from some Mississippi Delta blues artist.
Agreed about the Dead, I just don't see the point.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 10, 2025 09:59 AM (lH8E4)
Must be an urban legend...my LP says Gregg Allman is the author.
Posted by: BignJames at January 10, 2025 10:07 AM (Yj6Os)
Wasn't he a kicker for the Cowboys in the late 70's?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 10, 2025 09:58 AM (Zz0t1)
Si!
Posted by: Tuco Benedicto Pacífico Juan María Ramírez at January 10, 2025 10:07 AM (jiYtH)
* What are you requesting?
Burnin' for You.... why do you ask?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 10, 2025 10:07 AM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: 50 year old white guys at January 10, 2025 10:05 AM (DobEs)
I tried to tell 'em. 30 years ago.
Posted by: D-Fens at January 10, 2025 10:07 AM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: Oh, no... at January 10, 2025 10:07 AM (DobEs)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2025 09:55 AM
Lightening in the air.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem
Smoke on the water
Fire in the sky
Posted by: Deep Purple at January 10, 2025 10:07 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 10, 2025 10:04 AM (YeGMU)
U2 sucks as well.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 10, 2025 10:08 AM (Zz0t1)
It's not the stupidest thing the government has funded. Not by a long shot.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 10, 2025 10:06 AM (BpYfr)
In one of Gullivers travels the scientist were researching the softest rock to make pillows or beads.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 10, 2025 10:08 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2025 10:08 AM (LkLld)
The Laken Riley Act in no way singles out employees of UPS
Posted by: SMOD at January 10, 2025 10:08 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: one hour sober at January 10, 2025 10:08 AM (Y1sOo)
It's been logged out.
Posted by: Oh, no.
And just like that the Internet collapsed. For the Win!
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at January 10, 2025 10:09 AM (Q8Bj8)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 10, 2025 10:08 AM (gbOdA)
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I'll be sure to include that in the literature review section of the grant proposal!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 10, 2025 10:09 AM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 10, 2025 10:04 AM (YeGMU)
By the time they released it, they were already in love with the smell of their own farts.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 10, 2025 10:05 AM (lH8E4)
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Did Bono drive off a cliff yet? He promised....
Posted by: Scarymary at January 10, 2025 10:09 AM (zddDv)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 10, 2025 10:09 AM (Zz0t1)
How much did they tumble? Sit down for this. Allstate is down 4% this week. They may never recover. And Travelers? They’re down 2.5%.
Is there nothing they report that’s true? I mean shit. Yes stock price of insurance companies is down a bit as would be expected. But it’s not a tumble. It’s not unprecedented. It’s low single digits. This is how insurance works. They take in a ton of money from premiums and then pay most of that out when shit like fires happen. It’s not new. It’s SOP and has been for centuries.
But for the 26 year old who wrote the headline history started a week ago.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 10, 2025 10:09 AM (Wl+1U)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2025 09:55 AM
Lightening in the air.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem
Smoke on the water
Fire in the sky
Posted by: Deep Purple at January 10, 2025 10:07 AM (JCZqz)
That stupid with a flare gun gets around.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 10, 2025 10:09 AM (Aqu9a)
Wasn't he a kicker for the Cowboys in the late 70's?
I never hurt anybody!
Posted by: Tuco Benedicto Pacífico Juan María Ramírez at January 10, 2025 10:09 AM (jiYtH)
There's an Amazon Forest but no Microsoft Forest - why is that?
It's been logged out.
Posted by: Oh, no... at January 10, 2025 10:07 AM (DobEs)"
An honest answer is because depending on the organization MS is mostly composed of humorless H1B's with a s few isolated outposts of fat leftists, now. All that money can be spent hiring another dozen cousins to fuck up Excel and Teams.
Posted by: heya at January 10, 2025 10:09 AM (szXCY)
Fire in the sky
Posted by: Deep Purple at January 10, 2025
***
They burned down the gambling house. It died with an awful sound.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 10, 2025 10:10 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Bulg at January 10, 2025 10:10 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
A 3.7 about 2 mi offshore from The Great Highway. That's close!
Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2025 10:10 AM (D7mYu)
Or maybe that should be "Allman" "Brothers."
Jeez, can't we just let things die?
Posted by: BurtTC at January 10, 2025 10:10 AM (lH8E4)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 10, 2025 10:10 AM (YeGMU)
Posted by: SMOD at January 10, 2025 10:11 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Earfquakes, fire, wind, drought.
God promised He wouldn't flood the earth again.
Everything else is still on the table.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2025 10:11 AM (ys+zb)
He also played a major part in the development of Captain Beefheart, going so far as to produce their first album "Trout Mask Replica"!
Guess your point still stands...
Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 10, 2025 10:11 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 10, 2025 10:09 AM (Wl+1U)
Probably an AI bot that wrote it, but in any case it accomplished its mission - to get you to click.
Posted by: Roy at January 10, 2025 10:11 AM (z+ik4)
Posted by: Make it stop at January 10, 2025 10:11 AM (DobEs)
It's been logged out.
Posted by: Oh, no... at January 10, 2025 10:07 AM
Shut 'er down, folks. We have a winner!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 10, 2025 10:11 AM (kgE5c)
Loose on the town
Take a whole pail of water
Just to cool him down
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2025 10:11 AM (LkLld)
Posted by: Bulg at January 10, 2025 10:12 AM (77rzZ)
This bitch be dumb.
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 10, 2025 10:12 AM (gaKF9)
Posted by: Bulg at January 10, 2025 10:12 AM (77rzZ)
Like screwing the fat chick, it's something you would never admit to.
Posted by: Roy at January 10, 2025 10:13 AM (z+ik4)
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Nope.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 10, 2025 10:13 AM (jFCkp)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 10, 2025 10:13 AM (RLc6v)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at January 10, 2025 10:13 AM (Q8Bj8)
Posted by: Seems Legit
Why is it that all lesbians seem to be so incredibly dumb?
Posted by: Bulg at January 10, 2025 10:13 AM (77rzZ)
This bitch be dumb.
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 10, 2025 10:12 AM (gaKF9)
Studious white man, always getting himself in trouble. Amirite?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 10, 2025 10:13 AM (Wl+1U)
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 10, 2025 10:12 AM (gaKF9)
I mentioned that she's doing that on purpose.
Get people arguing about something irrelevant so they aren't talking about how she actually sucks at what the actual job actually is.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2025 10:14 AM (+iIV1)
Posted by: huge black lesbian assistant fire chiefs at January 10, 2025 10:14 AM (DobEs)
Songwriters: Rick Dee
Posted by: SMOD at January 10, 2025 10:14 AM (RHGPo)
This bitch be dumb.
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 10, 2025 10:12 AM (gaKF9
His sh t’s all retarded.
Posted by: Eromero at January 10, 2025 10:14 AM (jgmnb)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 10, 2025 10:13 AM (RLc6v)
The shrews on the View are on their second set of batteries in their vibrators just watching the proceedings.
Posted by: Roy at January 10, 2025 10:14 AM (z+ik4)
This bitch be dumb.
Posted by: Seems Legit
So THAT'S a no.
Broad can't do what a man HAS to do.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2025 10:14 AM (ys+zb)
Posted by: SMOD at January 10, 2025 10:11 AM (RHGPo)
He seems like the type who would go for little boys.
Posted by: tankdemon at January 10, 2025 10:14 AM (R256O)
Dude.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2025 10:05 AM
"How profound, wizard!"
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 10, 2025 10:14 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 10, 2025 10:13 AM (RLc6v)
But he's a FELON !!!!!
Posted by: It's me donna at January 10, 2025 10:14 AM (VE6XX)
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Nope.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 10, 2025 10:13 AM (jFCkp)
You're going to need to argue with all the internet, because you're the only one saying it.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 10, 2025 10:15 AM (lH8E4)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 10, 2025 10:15 AM (Wl+1U)
Sentenced to freedom? What is that?
Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2025 10:15 AM (D7mYu)
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Inability to follow simple instructions?
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 10, 2025 10:15 AM (jFCkp)
This bitch be dumb.
Posted by: Seems Legit
She has seems to have that certain mindset that justifies spitting on your food.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at January 10, 2025 10:15 AM (Q8Bj8)
Posted by: fd at January 10, 2025 10:15 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at January 10, 2025 10:15 AM (9V+R+)
Posted by: And you'll never live it down at January 10, 2025 10:15 AM (DobEs)
Scott Adams retweeted
Mike Benz @MikeBenzCyber 11h
“Perhaps we’ve all changed” is such perfect diplomacy
Quote tweet: Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital 14h
🚨REPORTER: "A lot of CEOs including some who censored you have been coming down to Mar-a-Lago to basically kiss the ring. Have you changed or have they changed?"
TRUMP: "Perhaps we've all changed. We won the popular vote. I think that created respect."
Posted by: andycanuck (iMpf5) at January 10, 2025 10:16 AM (iMpf5)
Posted by: SMOD at January 10, 2025 10:11 AM (RHGPo)
And by "backs" it means "stands behind him, rubbing his shoulders, saying yes, you're a good boy David"
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at January 10, 2025 10:16 AM (4XwPj)
But I've been too scared to go.
Posted by: Groan
>The petrified forest in this valley is prime grizzly real estate. Watch your ass!
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 10, 2025 10:16 AM (hXQfZ)
Posted by: Bulg at January 10, 2025 10:13 AM (77rzZ)
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I would be confident in saying that general sweeping statement is true. There are exceptions I apologize to those few.
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 10, 2025 10:16 AM (gaKF9)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
I've never heard of a felony that had no jail time or fine. Much less 34 of them together.
Almost like it's all bullshit.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2025 10:16 AM (ys+zb)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 10, 2025 10:13 AM (RLc6v)
So these 36 felonies were so heinous that they decided not to punish him for them. How much did the New York taxpayers have to waste on this trial?
Posted by: tankdemon at January 10, 2025 10:16 AM (R256O)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2025 09:55 AM (ys+zb)"
There is still time
This was probably part of an effort to spin up a 1990's Part 2:, wherein they either provoked the locals, or created a believable environment for a false flag, then coughed up another few Wacos in response.
If Trump actually gets in office (if) - since things like this sentencing shit are another play to kick things off - I expect them to shift to "oh hey yeah TRUMP'S vaccine was a disaster" and let the lid off that scandal.
Posted by: heya at January 10, 2025 10:16 AM (szXCY)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
That was NOT a huge tremor. It was a 3.7 and at first I thought it was my cat zooming. BFD.
Posted by: SFGoth at January 10, 2025 10:17 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: SMOD at January 10, 2025 10:11 AM (RHGPo)
And by "backs" it means "stands behind him, rubbing his shoulders, saying yes, you're a good boy David"
Posted by: Madame Mayhem
"Do you like gladiator movies, David?"
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2025 10:17 AM (ys+zb)
Sentenced to freedom? What is that?
Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2025 10:15 AM (D7mYu)
Sentenced to freedom. Consider that stolen.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 10, 2025 10:17 AM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 10, 2025 10:18 AM (YeGMU)
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at January 10, 2025 10:18 AM (9V+R+)
Posted by: Solemn announcer voice at January 10, 2025 10:18 AM (DobEs)
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Inability to follow simple instructions?
Posted by: Pudinhead
When I had a part time gig as an usher in a live theater the running instruction when there was a show that attracted a primarily lesbian audience that we had to double down on getting them to their seats because they couldn't find it on their own. Remarkably, this was all too accurate.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at January 10, 2025 10:18 AM (Q8Bj8)
Posted by: Seems Legit
Yes, I just remembered Alex the Chick. She is clearly not dumb. So, apologies to her.
Posted by: Bulg at January 10, 2025 10:19 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: fd at January 10, 2025 10:19 AM (vFG9F)
He also didn't write "Bad Time to Be in Love," although he did produce the last Grand Funk album, and tried to keep the band from breaking up. Incidentally, time-wise we are discussing Beethoven during Custer's Last Stand here.
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at January 10, 2025 10:19 AM (zdLoL)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 10, 2025 10:19 AM (YeGMU)
"Pioneers"
I don't know why, but it cracks me up every time he says it.
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at January 10, 2025 10:19 AM (9V+R+)
Posted by: Ripped from the courtroom transcripts at January 10, 2025 10:19 AM (+iIV1)
If some lefty says he's a convicted felon say "and he'll be sworn in as President on 1/20"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 10, 2025 10:19 AM (RLc6v)
Posted by: SMOD at January 10, 2025 10:11 AM (RHGPo)
And by "backs" it means "stands behind him, rubbing his shoulders, saying yes, you're a good boy David"
Posted by: Madame Mayhem
"Do you like gladiator movies, David?"
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2025 10:17 AM
Have you ever been in a Turkish prison, David?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 10, 2025 10:20 AM (kgE5c)
Unconditional discharge I wanna tell you all about it
Got an unconditional discharge let me... scream and shout it
Posted by: DEVO MAGA at January 10, 2025 10:20 AM (Aqu9a)
Broad can't do what a man HAS to do.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2025 10:14 AM (ys+zb)"
Last time I did training for carrying people (which was a very long time ago, being 29 or so), the instructor was this 130 lb chick. I got used as the demonstration casualty so it was good times.
Small people can buck up and get it done. Morbidly obese blowhards have no business doing this work (I can excuse an administrator, if not the comments, but there are shocking number of pics of 300 lb fat lady firefighters coming out of LA this week)
Posted by: heya at January 10, 2025 10:21 AM (szXCY)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Fire.. Earthquake... God calling in Our chips ?
Posted by: It's me donna at January 10, 2025 10:21 AM (VE6XX)
I feel like we're gonna have an ONT thread called "Stuff Zappa Didn't Write"
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at January 10, 2025 10:21 AM (9V+R+)
Posted by: DEVO MAGA at January 10, 2025 10:20 AM
There are ointments for that.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 10, 2025 10:21 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at January 10, 2025 10:22 AM (pIfcn)
Then a closer look let's you know what's really going on...
Posted by: tankdemon at January 10, 2025 10:22 AM (R256O)
-- Ignorant leftists everywhere
Don't care. He also, at one time, had orange hair. Don't care. And said 'Pussy'. Still don't care.
And, I firmly believe, loves America.
Do care. Bigly.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 10, 2025 10:22 AM (WXNFJ)
What is the felony?
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The fun part begins. Trump can direct his AG to sue Blackrock for overestimating their net worth to secure loans.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 10, 2025 10:22 AM (jFCkp)
Almost like it's all bullshit.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2025 10:16 AM (ys+zb)
This is no doubt a contrary opinion, but I believe the SCOTUS refusal to block this actually put further appeals on a fast track, as opposed to SCOTUS suspending everything for 4 years, an option they discussed.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 10, 2025 10:22 AM (wyMQY)
Posted by: Kramer at January 10, 2025 10:22 AM (DobEs)
If some lefty says he's a convicted felon say "and he'll be sworn in as President on 1/20"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 10, 2025 10:19 AM (RLc6v)
The man is now free to strangle insane black people on the subway!
How can you feel safe!!!
Or light them on fire? I forget what he did now. Maybe had a dog tell him to shoot some people? Fired and rehired Billy Martin?
It gets so confusing.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 10, 2025 10:22 AM (lH8E4)
And, I firmly believe, loves America.
Do care. Bigly.
Posted by: Tonypete
What about his breath?
Posted by: Bulg at January 10, 2025 10:23 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at January 10, 2025 10:21 AM (9V+R+)
Serenade in D minor
My grocery list for this afternoon
The 20th Amendment
Spaceballs
....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2025 10:23 AM (+iIV1)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 10, 2025 10:23 AM (ZmEVT)
He was a disaster that just wouldn't go away. Like a cancer that goes into remission and recurrence half a dozen times.
And besides his roaring incompetence and towering arrogance, he was also a genocidal maniac.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 10, 2025 10:23 AM (BI5O2)
with the 2024 election, we didn't merely lose a battle, we lost the war. Republicans won because they play the long game, whereas Democrats have always been short-sighted. Also, their highest priority has been pursuit of power with the ends justifying the means, whereas the Democrats' highest priority is good governance and playing by the rules.
Republicans have a lock on the federal government and will use Project 2025 to consolidate their power.
republicans make jokes about how incompetant government is. Now they replace thousands of government jobs with incompetant ass-kissers. It becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Even if things get bad, lots will stick by Trump’s side because they are in a cult or lack any empathy / knowledge. They want some Christian fascist state and they’ll get it.
The best solution is to emigrate to another country. Too bad only a precious few of us can actually do that.
Turn off Facebook. Stop watching Fox and Prime. Cancel all your subscriptions. Hit the billionaire criminal scum in the pocketbook!
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 10, 2025 10:23 AM (JCZqz)
Here we have Democrat NY Congressman Dan Goldman celebrating the fact that President Trump is being sentenced by Judge Merchan today.
Just a reminder that Dan Goldman @danielsgoldman is a client of Loren Merchan’s Democrat consulting firm, Authentic Campaigns.
Loren Merchan is the daughter of Judge Juan Merchan.
As I exclusively reported last year, records show NY Democrat Congressman Dan Goldman has sent Loren Merchan over $162,091.92, with the last payment being made on March 26, 2024, right before the #TrumpTrial began on April 15th, 2024.
He sent the payments to her personal home residence.
Posted by: andycanuck (iMpf5) at January 10, 2025 10:23 AM (iMpf5)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 10, 2025 10:24 AM (WXNFJ)
I dont get it.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 10, 2025 10:24 AM (2QTfF)
Yes.. Where's My special decoder ring ?
Posted by: It's me donna at January 10, 2025 10:24 AM (VE6XX)
Posted by: Frank Zappa at January 10, 2025 10:24 AM (IIUZn)
Like a fucking boss now!
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at January 10, 2025 10:25 AM (4XwPj)
🚨 #BREAKING: Trump sentenced with unconditional discharge in NYC hush money case. No jail time, no fine, no punishment -- other than being branded as a convicted felon.
Catturd ™ @catturd2 2m
Slam dunk win on appeal.
Sara Rose 🇺🇸🌹 @saras76 20m
Gowdy: "It's hard to have spent like a nanosecond in that courtroom and not view Merchan as biased. I've never seen a judge as pro-prosecution as Merchan. He can brag at his parties he made Trump a felon."
Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson 6m
🚨 President Trump: “This is a great embarrassment to the state of New York.”
Posted by: andycanuck (iMpf5) at January 10, 2025 10:25 AM (iMpf5)
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All songs are a shuffle and Jerry plays the same lead on all of them.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 10, 2025 10:25 AM (jFCkp)
And, I firmly believe, loves America.
Do care. Bigly.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 10, 2025 10:22 AM (WXNFJ)
Funny thing is, I see people all over the internet saying he banged a porn star, and yet, everything I've ever seen on the subject, it's still not clear whether he did or did NOT have sex with that whore who doesn't know what "non-disclosure" means.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 10, 2025 10:25 AM (lH8E4)
Like a fucking boss now!
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at January 10, 2025 10:25 AM (4XwPj)
Would Washington be considered a Felon of sorts ? I bet King George would say so....
Posted by: It's me donna at January 10, 2025 10:26 AM (VE6XX)
.
.
.
Man... this music sucks!
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at January 10, 2025 10:26 AM (9V+R+)
Posted by: Solemn announcer voice at January 10, 2025
***
What kind of discharge did ya say?
( -- WWII soldier looking at VD Warning Signs poster)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 10, 2025 10:26 AM (J2vNu)
Could this dick be any more backward?
Posted by: Tonypete at January 10, 2025 10:26 AM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 10, 2025 10:26 AM (YeGMU)
( -- WWII soldier looking at VD Warning Signs poster)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
I remember the VD slides they showed us in boot camp.
*shudder*
Posted by: Bulg at January 10, 2025 10:27 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Corporal Max Klinger at January 10, 2025 10:27 AM (DobEs)
The TDS is glorious. This is gonna be a great 4 years.
Posted by: fd at January 10, 2025 10:27 AM (vFG9F)
We got Trump.
We win again.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2025 10:27 AM (LkLld)
Posted by: Soy Camping Boy at January 10, 2025 10:27 AM (q/LY2)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 10, 2025 10:28 AM (BI5O2)
As a practical manner do these convictions directly lead to Trump being banned from being able to conduct certain business related functions. I can't imagine the NY prosecutors are done with him.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at January 10, 2025 10:28 AM (Q8Bj8)
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Fire! Mrs D saw the screen and threw water on it. People are nervous.
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 10, 2025 10:28 AM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at January 10, 2025 10:28 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 10, 2025 10:26 AM (YeGMU)
agree, but would also include Ripple as a great song
Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at January 10, 2025 10:28 AM (V6W16)
She's serious. Good grief.
Posted by: Watch The Show at January 10, 2025 10:28 AM (IIUZn)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 10, 2025 10:28 AM (YeGMU)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 10, 2025 10:26 AM (WXNFJ)
Choco-rat.
War with Eastasia.
Five lights.
Satire only works when it's about something real and inevitable.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2025 10:28 AM (+iIV1)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 10, 2025 10:28 AM (Q4IgG)
I dont get it.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 10, 2025 10:24 AM (2QTfF)
Brief history of insurance companies: Once upon a time, health insurance was for catastrophic events, and healthcare costs were reasonable enough that your average doctor or ER visit was easily payable by most people.
Then government got involved.
And now it's a fustercluck of epic proportions, healthcare costs are astronomically expensive, and the industries built around "health" "care" do more harm than good.
The end.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 10, 2025 10:29 AM (lH8E4)
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at January 10, 2025 10:29 AM (zdLoL)
These Democrat prosecutors, agents, judges, and other co-conspirators are going to learn the hard way we’re not turning the other cheek this time.
They’ll face severe legal, political, and financial consequences.
Buckle up—and lawyer up—for the next 4 years.
Justice is coming.
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Let's hope it is so.
Posted by: andycanuck (iMpf5) at January 10, 2025 10:29 AM (iMpf5)
Posted by: spypeach at January 10, 2025 10:29 AM (UuB/1)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
You could probably edit it like this and still be correct.
Posted by: Fake AoS editor at January 10, 2025 10:30 AM (JCZqz)
If some lefty says he's a convicted felon say "and he'll be sworn in as President on 1/20"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 10, 2025 10:19 AM (RLc6v)
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Now he's a symbol for every other convicted felon out there. "Someday, you, too, could be President of the United States!"
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 10, 2025 10:30 AM (BpYfr)
Posted by: fd at January 10, 2025 10:30 AM (vFG9F)
Do Hillary now.
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at January 10, 2025 10:18 AM (9V+R+)
Now do the Epstein clients and the Congressional hush money caucus
Posted by: Long night... at January 10, 2025 10:30 AM (2NXcZ)
I think there is room for us to come together here. Many people I know would be happy to contribute to your departure, which will, of course, be predicated on you surrendering your passport, so that you can never return.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 10, 2025 10:31 AM (xCA6C)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 10, 2025 10:28 AM (BI5O2)
Try to imagine what appeal David Hogg would have in any state that went for Trump in the recent election. This is Dems having to scrape deep into the bottom of the barrel for any kind of "leadership".
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 10, 2025 10:31 AM (wyMQY)
Posted by: JTB at January 10, 2025 10:31 AM (yTvNw)
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I don't see why not. My guess being a Felon makes him moar powerful. If I were NY I wouldn't fuck with him anymore.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 10, 2025 10:31 AM (jFCkp)
( -- WWII soldier looking at VD Warning Signs poster)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Green and frothy. Smells fishy.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 10, 2025 10:31 AM (uU94S)
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I don't see why not. My guess being a Felon makes him moar powerful. If I were NY I wouldn't fuck with him anymore.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 10, 2025 10:31 AM (jFCkp)
State charges not federal
Posted by: It's me donna at January 10, 2025 10:31 AM (VE6XX)
He doesn't want a pardon. He wants to win on appeal. And he will.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2025 10:31 AM (LkLld)
Posted by: Tim Walz at January 10, 2025 10:31 AM (aD39U)
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I’m sure Cuba would welcome you with open arms. Go enjoy some of that sweet, sweet communism.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at January 10, 2025 10:32 AM (Wl+1U)
Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2025 10:32 AM (Av2Ad)
Posted by: Boss Moss
I can help with that!
Posted by: Grecian Formula at January 10, 2025 10:32 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at January 10, 2025 10:16 AM (4XwPj)
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hhhahahhhahf I can unfortunately just picture it.
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 10, 2025 10:32 AM (gaKF9)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 10, 2025 10:31 AM (VE6XX)
That's right, but he could just make a up a new rule like the dems do, lol.
Posted by: spypeach at January 10, 2025 10:32 AM (UuB/1)
( -- WWII soldier looking at VD Warning Signs poster)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
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I remember the VD slides they showed us in boot camp.
*shudder*
Posted by: Bulg at January 10, 2025
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One of the funniest scenes in literature is when the school principal screens a VD warning film for the high school boys in Red Sky at Morning by Richard Bradford.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 10, 2025 10:32 AM (J2vNu)
It appears the Allman Brothers... or should I say Allman "Brothers" are still touring.
Or maybe that should be "Allman" "Brothers."...
I think at this point, the only original member is a roadie left over from '69.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 10, 2025 10:33 AM (iJfKG)
Because precious few countries don't have borders.
Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2025 10:33 AM (Av2Ad)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald
That's not REAL communism. It's never been tried!!
Posted by: Marxist Moron at January 10, 2025 10:33 AM (JCZqz)
"President-Elect Donald Trump was sentenced in his hush-money trial. He avoided any jail time or fines. Here's what to know."
My take, which I know a lot of you share, as posted above: The unconditional discharge is just so they can lord it over him the rest of his life he has a judgment of guilty on his record. Hopefully his appeal gets that expunged.
Posted by: LizLem at January 10, 2025 10:33 AM (gWBY1)
Posted by: Next2Nothing at January 10, 2025 10:33 AM (tA1/w)
Eric Daugherty@EricLDaugh
#BREAKING: Trump sentenced with unconditional discharge in NYC hush money case. No jail time, no fine, no punishment - other than being branded as a convicted felon
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at January 10, 2025 10:33 AM (L/fGl)
Could this dick be any more backward?
Posted by: Tonypete at January 10, 2025 10:26 AM (WXNFJ)
It's like reading.... Us.
Except backwards.
And psychotic.
I bet they smell like patchouli.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at January 10, 2025 10:34 AM (4XwPj)
He'll appeal.
Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2025 10:34 AM (Av2Ad)
He's the Mandela of US Presidents.
Posted by: Tim Walz at January 10, 2025 10:35 AM (aD39U)
I'll get his ass sooner or later.
Posted by: Random Truck Hauling Peaches at January 10, 2025 10:35 AM (IIUZn)
There's no way for Dems to bark about how "serious" this is without explaining why it's all just a paperwork entry that means nothing.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 10, 2025 10:35 AM (wyMQY)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 10, 2025 10:35 AM (VE6XX)
Posted by: Vengeance at January 10, 2025 10:35 AM (IjQcV)
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 10, 2025 10:35 AM (jFCkp)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 10, 2025 10:35 AM (YeGMU)
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 10, 2025 10:36 AM (gaKF9)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 10, 2025 10:35 AM (YeGMU)
Annie Greenspring's for the win !
Posted by: It's me donna at January 10, 2025 10:36 AM (VE6XX)
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I think at this point, the only original member is a roadie left over from '69.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 10, 2025 10:33 AM (iJfKG)
Heh. Or possibly their accountant.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 10, 2025 10:37 AM (lH8E4)
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at January 10, 2025 10:37 AM (9V+R+)
Posted by: @SOEarpiece at January 10, 2025 10:37 AM (aD39U)
Just now she posted "a convicted felon but he gets no penalty. "The system is broken " I commented " he gets to be president " . Waiting for the unfriending
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 10, 2025 10:37 AM (RLc6v)
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I hate that stench. Always did.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 10, 2025 10:35 AM (jFCkp)
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I get a little sick every time I smell it.
Oddly, every time I look over to where the stench is emanating from it's some foggoty guy or hippy young chick.
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 10, 2025 10:37 AM (gaKF9)
this “case” had no crime, no damages, no proof, no facts, no Law, only a highly conflicted Judge, a star witness who is a disbarred, disgraced, serial perjurer, and criminal Election Interference. Today’s event was a despicable charade, and now that it is over, we will appeal this Hoax,
Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2025 10:37 AM (Av2Ad)
I think there is room for us to come together here. Many people I know would be happy to contribute to your departure, which will, of course, be predicated on you surrendering your passport, so that you can never return.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 10, 2025 10:31 AM (xCA6C)
If the Kamala voters were the paragons of educated, responsible contributing citizens, and bien pensant social leaders they purport to be, wouldn't one of the Euro social Edens be inviting them to immigrate? New Zealand? Singapore? nobody?
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at January 10, 2025 10:38 AM (pIfcn)
There are felons on death row ticked that Biden pardoned them, because they are trying to get their cases overturned as not guilty. They want to be exonerated and get freed from prison. The pardon implies yes they are guilty as sin, but here's a freebie with no get out of jail card attached.
I don't think Trump wants the freebie, he wants the court to find him not guilty, fully exonerate him, and humiliate those involved in the witch hunt. Hopefully the case goes through before his four years are up, but justice grinds slowly when it wants to. And I'm sure the prosecution wants it to grind.
Posted by: LizLem at January 10, 2025 10:38 AM (gWBY1)
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Umm, he commands an entire nation's guns and bombs and stuff. His sidekick owns space, too.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 10, 2025 10:38 AM (jFCkp)
Posted by: Smellslikevictory at January 10, 2025 10:38 AM (jPdyB)
Too bad. And yes, the girls were nice.
https://tinyurl.com/23mx82fr
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2025 10:38 AM (LkLld)
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Umm, he commands an entire nation's guns and bombs and stuff. His sidekick owns space, too.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 10, 2025 10:38 AM (jFCkp)
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I was heading in that direction. How utterly ridiculous this whole shit show was from the beginning.
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 10, 2025 10:39 AM (gaKF9)
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 10, 2025 10:39 AM (jFCkp)
Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2025 10:34 AM (Av2Ad)
In NY ? Good luck
Posted by: It's me donna at January 10, 2025 10:35 AM (VE6XX)
Since there's already been a SCOTUS ruling on immunity, there's an avenue to Federal Appeal open, if it is required. What SCOTUS ruled yesterday wasn't against the case; it ruled that this did not require emergency intervention, and their involvement could wait until it reached them through regular order of the court system. I think there is so much reversible error in this case that the New York Court of Appeals will toss the convictions before it gets that far.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 10, 2025 10:39 AM (wyMQY)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 10, 2025 10:39 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Judge Won Merchan at January 10, 2025 10:39 AM (hY4dx)
There's no way for Dems to bark about how "serious" this is without explaining why it's all just a paperwork entry that means nothing.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 10, 2025 10:35 AM (wyMQY)
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Or they'll try to spin it as a rich white man getting special treatment. A poor black man in the same situation would get 30 years or more...(How would a poor black man face the same charges? That's an exercise left up to the listener...)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 10, 2025 10:40 AM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Grump928(C) predicts at January 10, 2025 10:40 AM (aD39U)
MASSIVE 5-alarm fire rips through Bronx apartment building, leaving 7 injured as nearly 200 firefighters battle flames fueled by heavy winds.
https://tinyurl.com/y452efsb
multiple short videos; more like a townhouse complex built like a Medieval castle and not a tall apartment building.
Posted by: andycanuck (iMpf5) at January 10, 2025 10:40 AM (iMpf5)
I'd say Canada is probably not that hard to get to, but it's going to be a state in a few months, so what's the point in going there?
Posted by: tankdemon at January 10, 2025 10:40 AM (R256O)
A barely-controlled and trembling "election worker" on my crew told me she had Just One Question, and that was "Has a convicted felon ever been President?" Since we are not supposed to talk politics, and most people are really good at that, I was momentarily taken aback -- but I managed a thoughtful [looking] moment, and ventured "Andrew Jackson?"
That satisfied her, somehow. She shut up and didn't mention it again. I'd bet she's still reading up on Old Hickory.
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at January 10, 2025 10:40 AM (zdLoL)
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 10, 2025 10:40 AM (gaKF9)
Posted by: From about That Time at January 10, 2025 10:40 AM (4780s)
Morgan J. Freemanmjfree
Pls God give Merchan then courage to toss the book at adjudicated RAPIST Trump!
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That is astute legal reasoning!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at January 10, 2025 10:40 AM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at January 10, 2025 10:41 AM (mAq7n)
I'll take that bet.
Posted by: Watch The Show at January 10, 2025 10:41 AM (IIUZn)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2025 10:41 AM (+iIV1)
https://tinyurl.com/23mx82fr
Posted by: JackStraw
They got a lot of nice girls at that shack outside La Grange, too!
Posted by: ZZ Top at January 10, 2025 10:41 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2025 10:41 AM (u1uWe)
+++++
We need a mean pirate felon right now, not some die pandering prissy boy, meat puppet, rino or die seat warmer
Posted by: Smellslikevictory at January 10, 2025 10:41 AM (jPdyB)
And just start throwing random gang signs.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2025 10:42 AM (LkLld)
Posted by: Vengeance at January 10, 2025 10:42 AM (IjQcV)
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Did you ever tumble to Orange Driver?
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 10, 2025 10:42 AM (jFCkp)
https://tinyurl.com/23mx82fr
Posted by: JackStraw"
I didn't see any girls because I fell asleep after about 45 seconds.
Posted by: fd at January 10, 2025 10:42 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 10, 2025 10:40 AM (BpYfr)
and even with that, they'll have to explain why their own dearly beloved liberal Judge Merchan gave him such special treatment.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 10, 2025 10:42 AM (wyMQY)
I dont get it.
Posted by: nurse ratched
Break even (ultimate non-profit) is akin to a tie in sports. AKa: kissing your sister.
You want complete cluster, eliminate a profit motive.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 10, 2025 10:42 AM (b8J4P)
Every time T-Rex comes around, somebody, you know, brings it up.
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at January 10, 2025 10:42 AM (zdLoL)
And just start throwing random gang signs.
Mar-a-Lago's Most Wanted
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at January 10, 2025 10:42 AM (9V+R+)
MASSIVE 5-alarm fire rips through Bronx apartment building, leaving 7 injured as nearly 200 firefighters battle flames fueled by heavy winds.
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Governor Kathy will blow it out like Superman!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at January 10, 2025 10:43 AM (L/fGl)
And just start throwing random gang signs.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2025 10:42 AM (LkLld)
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I lol'd.
But, seriously, just like the garbage truck, he needs to make fun of this at Merchan's expense.
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 10, 2025 10:44 AM (gaKF9)
The Radical Democrats have lost another pathetic, unAmerican Witch Hunt. After spending tens of millions of dollars, wasting over 6 years of obsessive work that should have been spent on protecting New Yorkers from violent, rampant crime that is destroying the City and State, coordinating with the Biden/Harris Department of Injustice in lawless Weaponization, and bringing completely baseless, illegal, and fake charges against your 45th and 47th President, ME, I was given an UNCONDITIONAL DISCHARGE. That result alone proves that, as all Legal Scholars and Experts have said, THERE IS NO CASE, THERE WAS NEVER A CASE, and this whole Scam fully deserves to be DISMISSED. The real Jury, the American People, have spoken, by Re-Electing me with an overwhelming MANDATE in one of the most consequential Elections in History. As the American People have seen, this “case” had no crime, no damages, no proof, no facts, no Law, only a highly conflicted Judge, a star witness who is a disbarred, disgraced, serial perjurer, and criminal Election Interference. Today’s event was a despicable charade, and now that it is over, we will appeal this Hoax, which has no merit, and restore the t
Posted by: andycanuck (iMpf5) at January 10, 2025 10:44 AM (iMpf5)
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 10, 2025 10:44 AM (jFCkp)
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I'll get his ass sooner or later.
Posted by: Random Truck Hauling Peaches at January 10, 2025 10:35 AM (IIUZn)
The internet says it was carrying lumber, but I'm convinced it was Frank Zappa driving the truck, either way.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 10, 2025 10:44 AM (lH8E4)
Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at January 10, 2025 10:44 AM (mAq7n)
More climate change chaos
Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2025 10:45 AM (KQk9m)
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver
Wait...a founder of the Democrat Party defied the Supreme Court to steal land from Native Americans and genocide them with the Trail of Tears?!?!?! (Brain starts to spark and grind)
Oh, wait...that was before the parties flipped.
Posted by: Way, way downriver's co-worker at January 10, 2025 10:45 AM (JCZqz)
That'll be kind of fun.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2025 10:45 AM (+iIV1)
Wait 'till Biden starts handing out pro-active pardons to Liz Cheney, Fauci, etc. for criminal charges not yet filed. . .
The system's brokenness will be even more obvious.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2025 10:45 AM (u1uWe)
We're on it and have it out lickity=split!
Posted by: NY Lezbo Fire Brigade Company 69 at January 10, 2025 10:46 AM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2025 10:46 AM (KQk9m)
I saw a neighbor start to leave in his truck. Ended up sliding 30 feet down his drive, stopped, got his truck reversed just up off the street, then went back in his house.
It's going to be an interesting week.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 10, 2025 10:46 AM (Y6IkP)
MASSIVE 5-alarm fire rips through Bronx apartment building, leaving 7 injured as nearly 200 firefighters battle flames fueled by heavy winds.
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Governor Kathy will blow it out like Superman!
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I certainly hope NYC has Three Lesbians Named Kirsten to be sure there is equity and diversity in the destruction.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 10, 2025 10:46 AM (ky8PV)
And just start throwing random gang signs.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2025 10:42 AM (LkLld)
And change his name to
Posted by: naturalfake at January 10, 2025 10:46 AM (iJfKG)
Apparently those of us with a few extra bucks are supposed to use them to cover our neighbors prescriptions in the form of interest free loans.
Posted by: Watch The Show at January 10, 2025 10:46 AM (IIUZn)
Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2025 10:46 AM (KQk9m)
It's like reading.... Us.Except backwards.
And psychotic.I bet they smell like patchouli.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at January 10, 2025 10:34 AM (4XwPj)
I've noticed that for a while now, but I haven't really been able to articulate it.
How the right sees themselves: we are the good guys with the correct opinions backed by facts, we just have leaders that are incompetent and don't know how to share our message. But that other side, well, they're just plain evil.
How the left sees themselves: we are the good guys with the correct opinions backed by facts, we just have leaders that are incompetent and don't know how to share our message. But that other side, well, they're just plain evil.
The left is good at projection, is my take. But they sincerely believe this.
Posted by: LizLem at January 10, 2025 10:46 AM (gWBY1)
Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at January 10, 2025 10:44 AM (mAq7n)
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And they are terrible for other plants like avocados.
Something about the oil from the leaves decomposing in the soil.
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 10, 2025 10:47 AM (gaKF9)
I dont get it.
Posted by: nurse ratched
Because they are publicly held companies and state and federal laws require them to make a profit for their shareholders or they can face civil or even criminal charges.
One thing we absolutely do not want is the government running the insurance business.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 10, 2025 10:47 AM (Rcnd3)
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at January 10, 2025 10:42 AM
Not everyone can have massive guns like I do.
Posted by: David Hogg, Harvard graduate at January 10, 2025 10:47 AM (a3Q+t)
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Bollards, banana Dream. Bollards.
Posted by: andycanuck (iMpf5) at January 10, 2025 10:47 AM (iMpf5)
Posted by: Dr_No at January 10, 2025 10:47 AM (ayRl+)
Posted by: SMOD at January 10, 2025 10:11 AM (RHGPo)
Such manly men
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 10, 2025 10:48 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: WitchDoktor
I once knew (not in the Biblical sense, unfortunately) a beautiful redhead named Kristen. The fact these lesbians have variations of the same name gives me the sadz.
Posted by: Bulg at January 10, 2025 10:48 AM (77rzZ)
"The Doors are a snack. The Stones are a meal." --Phil Ochs
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at January 10, 2025 10:48 AM (zdLoL)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2025 10:48 AM (aD39U)
Something about the oil from the leaves decomposing in the soil.
Posted by: Seems Legit
Sounds like we need to import a few thousand koalas to help keep the eucalyptus under control!
Posted by: What could go wrong? at January 10, 2025 10:49 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at January 10, 2025 10:48 AM
Zappa is a never-ending banquet.
Posted by: Somebody on the ONT at January 10, 2025 10:49 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 10, 2025 10:49 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at January 10, 2025 10:44 AM (mAq7n)
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And they are terrible for other plants like avocados.
Something about the oil from the leaves decomposing in the soil.
Posted by: Seems Legit
They're toxic. Koalas have evolved defenses against the toxins.
Posted by: Bulg at January 10, 2025 10:50 AM (77rzZ)
Just a reminder that Juan Merchan's daughter, Loren, is the co-owner of a very lucrative Democratic consulting firm.
Here is a list of her clients. Receipts coming:
Posted by: andycanuck (iMpf5) at January 10, 2025 10:50 AM (iMpf5)
Posted by: Dr_No
The Paolo, he has wood every morning.
Posted by: The Paolo at January 10, 2025 10:50 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2025 10:50 AM (KQk9m)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 10, 2025 10:47 AM (Rcnd3)
Ummm... that horse has been out of that particular barn for about 40 years.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 10, 2025 10:50 AM (lH8E4)
And swap YMCA with Gansta's Paradise.
And lose the suits. Have some custom tracksuits made. A gold chain as thick as a baby's arm with a ginormous "T" medallion.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2025 10:50 AM (LkLld)
I saw a neighbor start to leave in his truck. Ended up sliding 30 feet down his drive, stopped, got his truck reversed just up off the street, then went back in his house.
It's going to be an interesting week.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 10, 2025 10:46 AM (Y6IkP)
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So when does banana dream's used car lot open?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 10, 2025 10:50 AM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Dr. Mafioso at January 10, 2025 10:50 AM (hXQfZ)
Posted by: nurse ratched
Are you a socialist? Because you sound like one.
The companies take a risk that your premiums will outweigh the potential payouts. That’s both for your property and the pool. The only way they make money is if they do not pay claims which exceed the premiums on either your policy or the pool. When the risks or costs go up significantly in a way that will essentially bankrupt the pool, they leave. In California the regulations, housing rebuilding costs and risks due to government not mitigating and of the known risks makes it uninsurable.
Posted by: Vengeance at January 10, 2025 10:50 AM (IjQcV)
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at January 10, 2025 10:48 AM
Zappa is a never-ending banquet.
Posted by: Somebody on the ONT at January 10, 2025 10:49 AM (a3Q+t)
The Dead is a family sized bag of funyuns ripped halfway down the side.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2025 10:50 AM (+iIV1)
And by "know" I mean, this kind of shit is about who you know who can write the big checks, take them out with the best-looking hookers, get them juiced up and have them write big checks. David Hogg is not there...yet.
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 10, 2025 10:50 AM (gaKF9)
I hope they have enough lesbian fire chiefs to "get it done".
Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2025 10:51 AM (2fIGV)
Posted by: andycanuck (iMpf5) at January 10, 2025 10:51 AM (iMpf5)
And just start throwing random gang signs.
Like B-Rad?!
"You are an oppressed black man from the ghet-to!" - find your character!
https://tinyurl.com/2z7yez7h
Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2025 10:51 AM (u1uWe)
Posted by: Bulg at January 10, 2025 10:51 AM (77rzZ)
"The Doors are a snack. The Stones are a meal." --Phil Ochs
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None of the Doors went fagz.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 10, 2025 10:51 AM (jFCkp)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2025 10:50 AM (+iIV1)
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HAHHAHAHA, well said.
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 10, 2025 10:51 AM (gaKF9)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 10, 2025 10:52 AM (7+f8Q)
Posted by: andycanuck (iMpf5) at January
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I swear I have to explain to someone on a monthly basis that bollards are not vehicle barriers.
It's a cross I must bear.
Posted by: TexasDan at January 10, 2025 10:52 AM (6aziL)
Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2025 10:52 AM (KQk9m)
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Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 10, 2025 10:52 AM (7+f8Q)
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We always exceed expectations. *cough*
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 10, 2025 10:53 AM (gaKF9)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 10, 2025 10:52 AM
CBD is a CoB amongst CoBs.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 10, 2025 10:53 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Fireman Rex B at January 10, 2025 10:53 AM (A75H2)
Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at January 10, 2025 10:53 AM (mAq7n)
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Posted by: Vengeance at January 10, 2025 10:50 AM (IjQcV)
The socialism... you're already soaking in it.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 10, 2025 10:53 AM (lH8E4)
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NTTAWWT
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at January 10, 2025 10:53 AM (L/fGl)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
When a mommy thread and a daddy thread love each other very much...
Posted by: Bulg at January 10, 2025 10:53 AM (77rzZ)
If she comes back to you and says you're wrong, Andrew Jackson doesn't count, just counter with "Ok, fine, Nelson Mandela." If she's wise, she'll stop digging.
Posted by: LizLem at January 10, 2025 10:53 AM (gWBY1)
Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2025 10:52 AM (KQk9m)
I don't know how but those magical bastards managed to develop a technology to fry a smell.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2025 10:53 AM (+iIV1)
I just remember being near groves of them and that's what I'd smell... cat piss.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 10, 2025 10:54 AM (Q4IgG)
Dear America:
After today's sentencing, you should have no confidence or respect for our legal system.
It's a joke.
These judges are clowns.
Posted by: andycanuck (iMpf5) at January 10, 2025 10:54 AM (iMpf5)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 10, 2025 10:54 AM (ZmEVT)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 10, 2025 10:47 AM (Rcnd3)
Ummm... that horse has been out of that particular barn for about 40 years.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 10, 2025 10:50 AM
I am not talking about setting rules, rates and things like that. I am talking about a total takeover of the insurance industry by the government. Imagine the dmv taking over and running the insurance industry from start to finish.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 10, 2025 10:54 AM (Rcnd3)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2025 10:54 AM (aD39U)
It's a cross I must bear.
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Don't you mean "balustrades"??
Posted by: andycanuck (iMpf5) at January 10, 2025 10:54 AM (iMpf5)
Posted by: Grump928(C)
I don't know about every state but in at least most, yes.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 10, 2025 10:55 AM (WXNFJ)
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That would require precision shooting.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 10, 2025 10:55 AM (jFCkp)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 10, 2025 10:55 AM (a3Q+t)
"Christianity" Today posts story about "radical hope in an age of climate doomsday." Check it out. 🤡
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at January 10, 2025 10:55 AM (L/fGl)
They make money by denying claims.
Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at January 10, 2025 10:55 AM (mAq7n)
Posted by: Mildly disappointed at January 10, 2025 10:55 AM (DobEs)
Posted by: Bulg at January 10, 2025 10:55 AM (77rzZ)
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NTTAWWT
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at January 10, 2025 10:53 AM (L/fGl)
If you're already into drug trafficking, why WOULDN'T you also get into illegal gun sales and prostitution.
That's just smart business, that is.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 10, 2025 10:55 AM (lH8E4)
Posted by: andycanuck (iMpf5) at January 10, 2025 10:55 AM (iMpf5)
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 10, 2025 10:56 AM (gaKF9)
Posted by: Kramer at January 10, 2025 10:56 AM (DobEs)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 10, 2025 10:55 AM (lH8E4)
Vertical integration
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2025 10:56 AM (+iIV1)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 10, 2025 10:56 AM (YeGMU)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My President has convictions at January 10, 2025 10:56 AM (Q8Bj8)
It's a good thing for that party to continue to bring incompetents into leadership.
If only his name were Kirsten.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 10, 2025 10:57 AM (ky8PV)
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at January 10, 2025 10:58 AM (zdLoL)
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 10, 2025 10:58 AM (jFCkp)
Especially when its a mushroom cloud.
Posted by: Watch The Show at January 10, 2025 10:58 AM (IIUZn)
Posted by: Greta at January 10, 2025 10:58 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 10, 2025 10:58 AM (gaKF9)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2025 10:58 AM (+iIV1)
Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at January 10, 2025 10:58 AM (mAq7n)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 10, 2025 10:54 AM (Rcnd3)
They. Already. Do.
Remember this past election? When Trump won? Arrayed against him was EVERY big business that has been in bed with he government for decades. This illusion that you have private enterprises, going about the business of capitalism, with profits and losses driving how business operates... I think it's a nice fantasy, but the Free Marketeers have sold you a lie.
Nobody gets ahead in this world, without government approval and kickbacks. Nobody.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 10, 2025 10:58 AM (lH8E4)
It's a cross I must bear.
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Don't you mean "balustrades"??
Posted by: andycanuck (iMpf5) at January 10, 2025 10:54 AM
I think you mean "bollocks."
Posted by: The Limeys at January 10, 2025 10:58 AM (DobEs)
It's a cross I must bear.
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Don't you mean "balustrades"??
Posted by: andycanuck (iMpf5) at January
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You kiss your mom with that mouth?
I did the performing arts center at Illinois State U and they wanted MDF panels for the balustrades. There are no fastener ratings for MDF so I said I can't engineer that. They sent us a mockup and we were able to attach it to a sort of grating stair landing on our building so that the panel was horizontal. And we had some fat guy stand on it. Worked!
Posted by: TexasDan at January 10, 2025 10:59 AM (6aziL)
Posted by: Pudinhead
The Morning Rant, of course. How do you not know this?
Posted by: Bulg at January 10, 2025 10:59 AM (77rzZ)
Especially when its a mushroom cloud.
Posted by: Watch The Show at January 10, 2025 10:58 AM (IIUZn)
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You turds are killing me today. Either that or I'm too high on coffee. Doesn't matter, thanks for the laughs.
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 10, 2025 10:59 AM (gaKF9)
He had an outsized ego and grandiose sense of entitlement well before Harvard. Harvard culture telling him he's a cut above the plebes and he is the future we've been waiting for probably makes him think he's the chosen one, Harry Potter style, to pick up the dem torch and fight back against Lord Trumpdemort.
The problem is, he has the chutzpah, but not the grit, smarts, and drive to pull it off. I hope he tries to be DNC chair, and it's as successful as his pillow company.
Posted by: LizLem at January 10, 2025 10:59 AM (gWBY1)
THE LAWFARE CONTINUES
Shame on Roberts and Barrett. That said, seems to me if you're going to seek relief at the Supreme Court, the relief is not to stay the sentence while you pursue appeals in the New York system, but the relief is to have the case thrown out because it is a continuing violation of the Supremacy Clause, federal jurisdiction, etc., as I have argued repeatedly. Now, you are left to ask the New York state appellate courts to, among other things, reject their jurisdiction and enforce the earlier Supreme Court immunity decision.
That said, the 4-constitutionalist justices knew that they needed to step in to end lawfare against an incoming president and the abuses of basic due process by the prosecutor and the acting state judge. And they were right. There is no written opinion, just a short order, so we will never have the benefit of any of their thinking.
Posted by: andycanuck (iMpf5) at January 10, 2025 10:59 AM (iMpf5)
Roberts and Barrett have taken the easy and lazy way out. But the precedent has now been set, regardless of what the Supreme Court does in some future date. They have sanctioned the process even if later they reject the substance. Moreover, if the High Court does ultimately take the case and reject the outcome, why would it wait, why would it tolerate an unconstitutional process, why would it permit this to linger over a sitting president contrary to the long-standing position of the Justice Department? The answer: Roberts and Barrett do not want to be criticized in the broader media and are very sensitive to criticism. This happens way too often to Republican appointed justices.
Posted by: andycanuck (iMpf5) at January 10, 2025 10:59 AM (iMpf5)
That's not what Wiki says: A bollard is a sturdy, short, vertical post. The term originally referred to a post on a ship or quay used principally for mooring boats. In modern usage, it also refers to posts installed to control road traffic and posts designed to prevent automotive vehicles from colliding with pedestrians and structures.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 10, 2025 10:59 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2025 10:59 AM (KBQMF)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2025 10:59 AM (LkLld)
Posted by: LizLem at January 10, 2025 10:46 AM (gWBY1)
Politics is deeply tribal. It’s hard to get people to change their minds on something they’ve committed to, especially when it would put them at odds with the other members of their tribe.
The right has its kooks and fools, but the left seems to be dominated by them. There are reasonable leftists, but they’re not the ones calling the shots. The moonbats run the left-wing.
The mainstream right’s most controversial opinion is that people who are here illegally shouldn’t be here. The mainstream left’s most controversial opinion is.. what? That little boys can choose to be little girls and should be medicated to make it so?
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at January 10, 2025 10:59 AM (FC8SQ)
Posted by: Some type of monkey at January 10, 2025 10:59 AM (DobEs)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 10, 2025 10:49 AM (BI5O2)
Republicans exist to run interference for the Democrats.
Democrats exist to run interference for China and Iran.
Posted by: XTC at January 10, 2025 11:00 AM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Forrest Gump at January 10, 2025 11:00 AM (aD39U)
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 10, 2025 10:58 AM (jFCkp)
Pain.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 10, 2025 11:00 AM (lH8E4)
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NTTAWWT
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at January 10, 2025
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Up in a small town called Bogalusa. I've been there. In 1979-80 it still had an operating paper mill. Skunks refuse to go anywhere near functioning paper mills.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 10, 2025 11:00 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Dr. Mafioso at January 10, 2025 11:00 AM (hXQfZ)
Just wait...
Posted by: Some type of monkey
Not if it's a Buck Throckmorton rant.
Posted by: Bulg at January 10, 2025 11:00 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 10, 2025 10:56 AM (gaKF9)
Right? I can't stop laughing about Trump being sentenced to freedom! And the true believers must be absolutely sick with rage and disbelief that HE GOT AWAY WITH IT!!!!!! And he will still be inaugurated. Hahaha hahaha hahaha!!
Trump, you magnificent bastard!
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at January 10, 2025 11:01 AM (4XwPj)
The problem is, he has the chutzpah, but not the grit, smarts, and drive to pull it off. I hope he tries to be DNC chair, and it's as successful as his pillow company.
Posted by: LizLem at January 10, 2025 10:59 AM (gWBY1)
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Miss LizLem, you stated that like an absolute champ.
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 10, 2025 11:01 AM (gaKF9)
And just start throwing random gang signs.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2025 10:42 AM (LkLld)
And change his name to Jellyroll Barbecued Brisket Sandwich.
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Change his name to Big Mac D.
Put a gold chain with a giant D on it around his neck on the McDonald's drive thru window picture.
Posted by: Just Lily at January 10, 2025 11:01 AM (DzlPc)
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It's super fun when someone decides to embed one in a parking garage slab, and then when it gets hit it blows a hole in the slab.
Posted by: TexasDan at January 10, 2025 11:01 AM (6aziL)
Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2025 11:01 AM (KQk9m)
I dont get it.
Posted by: nurse ratched"
The profit isn't "stealing payouts", it's the fee for the service.
In order to "pay out", you have to have the money to pay out. This is what the insurance bean counters do - crunch numbers on risk vs their incoming premiums. The bean counters that count most accurately allow for a stable business and leeway to take their cut without going under; being stable also attracts more customers.
You will get significantly more efficient bean counting in addition to competition between insurers when Chad and Brad's bass boat depends on the numbers being right than you would if it's up to Shaniqua in the Department of Fat Office Broads. You also DO NOT want the government to be in control of this because then you've effective handed them the ability to use your healthcare as a weapon and spend the funds on stupid shit.
Posted by: heya at January 10, 2025 11:01 AM (szXCY)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 10, 2025 11:01 AM (YeGMU)
Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 10, 2025 11:01 AM (ky8PV)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 10, 2025 11:02 AM (XIXQF)
Posted by: LizLem at January 10, 2025 10:59 AM (gWBY1)
His dad was also a fed (FBI, I think?), so he's "Intelligence Community" legacy.
The Dems were always going to make a special place for him.
Posted by: XTC at January 10, 2025 11:02 AM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 10, 2025 11:02 AM (YeGMU)
Love it. Would be fun to post on lib sites and see if they like it, or get mad because it makes him sound too cool.
Posted by: LizLem at January 10, 2025 11:02 AM (gWBY1)
Posted by: TexasDan at January 10, 2025 10:59 AM
Actually, I prefer sitting on ottomans upholstered in the finest of Corinthian leathers.
Posted by: You-know-who of The Art Threade at January 10, 2025 11:02 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Bulg at January 10, 2025 11:02 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Josephistan at January 10, 2025 11:03 AM (y9ksN)
Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2025 11:01 AM (KQk9m)"
Barrett has been a mess for exactly the reasons and in exactly the manner that people said she would be.
Better than a moonbat justice, I guess.
Posted by: heya at January 10, 2025 11:04 AM (szXCY)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 10, 2025 10:50 AM (BpYfr)
I'm hoping by the end of the weekend. I saw a jeep come by and helped a lady load a bunch of luggage out of her stuck car into his jeep and then drove off with her. Probably trying catch a flight. On the other side of the road, on the outside of the curve, is a 50ft ravine with the community pool at the bottom. So people go into my lawn trying to avoid that. I wish I had a bunch of sand or something to help but I got nothing.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 10, 2025 11:06 AM (Y6IkP)
Posted by: Mister Scott
Like Social Security and Medicare...
Posted by: MkY at January 10, 2025 11:13 AM (cPGH3)
Posted by: From about That Time at January 10, 2025 10:00 AM (4780s)
Song was written in 1907.
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