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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 03, 2025 10:00 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 03, 2025 10:00 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - NEXT Year in Corsicana - again at January 03, 2025 10:00 PM (hOUT3)
Just wait'll you get a load of 2025!
Interesting times indeed.
Fortunately, we have AoSHQ. And Weird Dave.
Posted by: mindful webworker - do not pass Go at January 03, 2025 10:00 PM (erzCX)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 03, 2025 10:00 PM (7Tyh7)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 03, 2025 10:00 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: rhomboid at January 03, 2025 10:01 PM (1m82a)
Posted by: Bulg at January 03, 2025 10:02 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at January 03, 2025 10:04 PM (J4mEx)
Posted by: Scarymary at January 03, 2025 10:05 PM (a8Yoi)
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at January 03, 2025 10:05 PM (w3u3d)
"Honey, maybe we should have kept the other one."
Posted by: t-bird at January 03, 2025 10:05 PM (ueHpO)
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at January 03, 2025 10:06 PM (+VovS)
Posted by: GWB at January 03, 2025 10:07 PM (WlvCt)
Posted by: Bulg at January 03, 2025 10:08 PM (77rzZ)
The bathroom is probably on the left, kitchen on the right. Time may be of the essence.
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at January 03, 2025 10:09 PM (+VovS)
Posted by: GWB at January 03, 2025 10:09 PM (WlvCt)
Posted by: browndog tail up at January 03, 2025 10:10 PM (TTAGa)
Got 4 sons. At their younger periods, they found amusement punching each other in the stomach. Crying sometimes happened and "sometimes" their mom stepped in and the you know what hit the fan. NOT for the boys, for ME!
Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at January 03, 2025 10:10 PM (ha1wR)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 03, 2025 10:00 PM (7Tyh7)
*hugs*
*squeezes butt*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 03, 2025 10:10 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 03, 2025 10:10 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Dr. T at January 03, 2025 10:10 PM (jGGMD)
Posted by: Emmie at January 03, 2025 10:10 PM (Sf2cq)
Thanks WD
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - THIS Year in Corsicana - again at January 03, 2025 10:11 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Adriane the Happy Gnu Ears Critic . . . at January 03, 2025 10:11 PM (qz+gL)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 03, 2025 10:00 PM (7Tyh7)
*hugs*
*squeezes butt*
Posted by: Sponge
*grins*
*big smooch*
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 03, 2025 10:12 PM (7Tyh7)
Posted by: Piper at January 03, 2025 10:12 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: GWB at January 03, 2025 10:12 PM (WlvCt)
Posted by: Emmie at January 03, 2025 10:10 PM (Sf2cq)
Exactly ...
Posted by: browndog tail up at January 03, 2025 10:12 PM (TTAGa)
The FAFO video. What did the dude do to get a full mag emptied into him? I don't get it.
2nd, the bitch getting arrested for being a bitch......this where we goin? I am afraid it is since they've pushed the defund the police bullshit and they get no respect.
Then the video comes out of the cops killing the handcuffed black guy......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 03, 2025 10:12 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bulg at January 03, 2025 10:12 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - NEXT Year in Corsicana - again at January 03, 2025 10:00 PM (hOUT3)
He hasn't been in Congress for a long time, I think.
Posted by: GWB at January 03, 2025 10:13 PM (WlvCt)
Best friends help you move bodies.
Posted by: Ciampino - My date for New Year is January 3rd at January 03, 2025 10:13 PM (i0xsb)
It's important to have at least one.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 03, 2025 10:13 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at January 03, 2025 10:13 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: Bulg at January 03, 2025 10:13 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Bulg at January 03, 2025 10:12 PM (77rzZ)
Gladly!
But, only if the wife comes along. I don't want to have to explain the jokes second hand.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 03, 2025 10:13 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 03, 2025 10:13 PM (7Tyh7)
Sponge, I'm disappointed in you choosing to flirt around with nurse without the appropriate Horde action first.
Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at January 03, 2025 10:14 PM (ha1wR)
Posted by: Piper at January 03, 2025 10:14 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at January 03, 2025 10:14 PM (J4mEx)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 03, 2025 10:14 PM (7Tyh7)
I gave up.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 03, 2025 10:13 PM (7Tyh7)
This is why, had I ever had 2 children, I would own boxing gloves. Not the massive ones, but smaller, so pain was felt.
One dominated too much, the lesser would get UFC gloves.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 03, 2025 10:14 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - THIS Year in Corsicana - again at January 03, 2025 10:15 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: davidt at January 03, 2025 10:15 PM (i0F8b)
Sponge, I'm disappointed in you choosing to flirt around with nurse without the appropriate Horde action first.
Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at January 03, 2025 10:14 PM (ha1wR)
Ummmmm........
321 NOODlum.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 03, 2025 10:00 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 03, 2025 10:15 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 03, 2025 10:16 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 03, 2025 10:14 PM (7Tyh7)
Sounds like the makings of an orgy!!!
#Winning
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 03, 2025 10:16 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: nurse ratched
Be creative! The outdoors calls!
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at January 03, 2025 10:17 PM (+VovS)
His quotation about the importance of persistence and success in life is probably the most succinct ever written and should be emblazoned on the wall in every class room.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 03, 2025 10:17 PM (Npcdm)
Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at January 03, 2025 10:17 PM (ha1wR)
Posted by: Probably an OF chick to boot at January 03, 2025 10:17 PM (ybSPO)
Posted by: Don Black. Message: the usual at January 03, 2025 10:17 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 03, 2025 10:17 PM (cPl+1)
Posted by: Bulg at January 03, 2025 10:17 PM (77rzZ)
One dominated too much, the lesser would get UFC gloves.
Posted by: Sponge
My boys had Socker Boppers. Popped them first day.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 03, 2025 10:17 PM (7Tyh7)
Just listen to how she speaks.
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at January 03, 2025 10:17 PM (elaR+)
I really disliked the fact that Belichick looked like a homeless man living under a bridge. He started the trend.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 03, 2025 10:18 PM (Zz0t1)
Well, heck! My deepest apologies, blah, blah, blah. You know.
Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at January 03, 2025 10:17 PM (ha1wR)
It's fine.
This is why I always get receipts at the gas pump.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 03, 2025 10:19 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: The Tall Man at January 03, 2025 10:19 PM (mvzMR)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 03, 2025 10:12 PM (Zz0t1)
She rear-ended him. Then, evidently, things escalated - by her. In today's world where the victim gets punished right along with the bully (because fighting isn't allowed, you know) if he had handled it in the more robust fashion he'd be doing the perp walk.
Posted by: GWB at January 03, 2025 10:19 PM (WlvCt)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
Like the Rat Pack video from a few nights ago. Look at the audience, evening gowns, sports coats and ties.
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at January 03, 2025 10:20 PM (+VovS)
A friend with a backhoe is nice to have!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - THIS Year in Corsicana - again at January 03, 2025 10:15 PM (hOUT3)
Sign on a shop out in NE Tx:
We don't call the police.
I'm well armed, have good aim, and know a guy with a backhoe.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 03, 2025 10:20 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bulg at January 03, 2025 10:17 PM (77rzZ)
You didn't ask me, but you could send me all your alcohol. That might work.
Posted by: GWB at January 03, 2025 10:21 PM (WlvCt)
Posted by: GWB at January 03, 2025 10:19 PM (WlvCt)
I caught she hit his car, but she was yelling at the cops that she had "shit to do" and they couldn't arrest her.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 03, 2025 10:22 PM (Zz0t1)
Cigar store Indian? Cubist sculpture? Tinkertoys? Perhaps a Trebuchet or Guillotine would be nice, if tastefully appointed.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 03, 2025 10:22 PM (Npcdm)
We don't call the police.
I'm well armed, have good aim, and know a guy with a backhoe.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 03, 2025 10:20 PM (Zz0t1)
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I think that's an unwritten rule around here for any business outside the city limits.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 03, 2025 10:23 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at January 03, 2025 10:23 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at January 03, 2025 10:23 PM (ha1wR)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 03, 2025 10:23 PM (BpYfr)
If/when we do move, I plan to find a used backhoe somewhere........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 03, 2025 10:24 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 03, 2025 10:22 PM (Zz0t1)
Ahhhh, I see your point, then. I was seeing it backwards.
Posted by: GWB at January 03, 2025 10:24 PM (WlvCt)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at January 03, 2025 10:14 PM (J4mEx)
People who watched the video on something other than a Jitterbug flip phone can see that the guy pulled out a pistol as he approached the first young lady.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at January 03, 2025 10:24 PM (zHyc3)
Posted by: 13times at January 03, 2025 10:24 PM (HlisL)
Posted by: Bulg at January 03, 2025 10:17 PM (77rzZ)
Yep. Just don’t drink! Works every time. 😂 I rarely drink, a glass of wine or 2 every few months? If you need something in your hand, drink San Pellegrino with lemon or lime.
Posted by: Piper at January 03, 2025 10:24 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Common Tater
Suit of armor?
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 03, 2025 10:24 PM (LUIDu)
Ahhhh, I see your point, then. I was seeing it backwards.
Posted by: GWB at January 03, 2025 10:24 PM (WlvCt)
But, she DID make sure to put her phone AWAY so she wouldn't be filming anyone against their will.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 03, 2025 10:24 PM (Zz0t1)
ACKshually, the NFL has a sideline dress code for coaches and assistants
couple years ago, Jack Del Rio coaching (I forget which team) wanted to pay homage to Hank Stram by wearing a suit and tie on the sidelines for a game
The NFL fined him
Peyton Manning was fined for wearing black hi-tops as a tribute to Johnny Unitas
Posted by: Don Black. Message: the usual at January 03, 2025 10:25 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 03, 2025 10:25 PM (lUFok)
Then the video comes out of the cops killing the handcuffed black guy......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 03, 2025 10:12 PM (Zz0t1)
Yes. Not going, already here. This generation of females has largely gone feral.
Not that this scenario has much to do with cops per se in my view, but...the cops have totally fucked themselves with routine casual violations of people's rights, and all the way up to paralyzing or killing people for no legitimate reason, all on camera, and without any sense of responsibility or accountability. Yes, the George Floyd thing is horseshit but that doesn't negate the rot in law enforcement.
Posted by: People suck. Giving them power is dangerous. at January 03, 2025 10:25 PM (ybSPO)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at January 03, 2025 10:14 PM (J4mEx)
Watched it twice and I think he pulled a gun on the woman nearest the door. It's hard to see against his black clothing.
Posted by: sal at January 03, 2025 10:25 PM (f+FmA)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 03, 2025 10:26 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: TRex at January 03, 2025 10:26 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Common Tater
Lego Death Star.
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at January 03, 2025 10:26 PM (+VovS)
Otherwise just stop.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 03, 2025 10:27 PM (mT+6a)
I've been getting tons of bird poop on my car in two widely separated places. Front driver and front passenger doors. No way a single bird could do this from one spot in a tree above. Happens every weekend when my car is parked in the drive. My wife finally caught what was happening, seeing it all go down.
One little bird flies over to look at one side mirror and gets so worked up looking at themself that they start excitedly pooping, as one often does. Then flies over to the other side and repeats. This can go on for an hour.
A case of prideful perched pooping.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 03, 2025 10:27 PM (Y6IkP)
Antabuse. AA meetings. Therapy/counseling. There's also, you know, just not drinking.
Posted by: Alcoholism is a serious thing at January 03, 2025 10:28 PM (ybSPO)
And replaced by a really gaudy Christmas tree during the season.
Posted by: From about That Time at January 03, 2025 10:28 PM (4780s)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 03, 2025 10:28 PM (dDmld)
Seriously, I've already seen a half-dozen of those. Stale memes are stale.
No, seriously, that poor doggeh. Grampa died mid-game.
But seriously, screaming Karen should start her Only Fans career. She'd be much happier.
Posted by: mindful webworker - butt seriously, she's not wearing any at January 03, 2025 10:29 PM (erzCX)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 03, 2025 10:29 PM (CHHv1)
I'm going to have to go back and check WD content, but I needed to say hi....
Listening to Boz Scaggs, who probably most don't like...
Ok. Up to content....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 03, 2025 10:29 PM (L83z3)
couple years ago, Jack Del Rio coaching (I forget which team) wanted to pay homage to Hank Stram by wearing a suit and tie on the sidelines for a game
The NFL fined him
Peyton Manning was fined for wearing black hi-tops as a tribute to Johnny Unitas
Posted by: Don Black. Message: the usual at January 03, 2025 10:25 PM (/7KEl)
Well, that saddens me even more that Americans continue to fund that PoS league with billions of $$$ every year because Americans tend to be ignorant and forgive WAY to easily.
I don't watch the NFL and haven't since teams started kneeling.
I have a Cowboys Special Edition pickup truck. I sanded the tailgate when they knelt in unison. I will get to the rest of the truck in the, hopefully, near future.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 03, 2025 10:30 PM (Zz0t1)
Seriously, I've already seen a half-dozen of those. Stale memes are stale.
No, seriously, that poor doggeh. Grampa died mid-game.
But seriously, screaming Karen should start her Only Fans career. She'd be much happier.
Posted by: mindful webworker - butt seriously, she's not wearing any at January
This is sarcasm, right? Please?
Posted by: Piper at January 03, 2025 10:30 PM (p4NUW)
I think what cops need to do with someone like that is, put on the cuffs in such a way that they are extremely painful, and pretend that it wasn't intentional.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 03, 2025 10:30 PM (0Htd1)
So we know for a certain fact the email is faked by the FBI.
But what is the point of this deception? Just stray voltage?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 03, 2025 10:30 PM (BI5O2)
Cigar store Indian? Cubist sculpture? Tinkertoys? Perhaps a Trebuchet or Guillotine would be nice, if tastefully appointed.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 03, 2025 10:22 PM (Npcdm)
Time Out Chair
Posted by: browndog tail up at January 03, 2025 10:30 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 03, 2025 10:29 PM (CHHv1)
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SPOILER ALERT: They're always after his lucky charms.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 03, 2025 10:31 PM (dDmld)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 03, 2025 10:31 PM (VNX3d)
Peyton asked the League if he could wear hi-tops, and he was told he would be fined
Posted by: Don Black. Message: the usual at January 03, 2025 10:31 PM (/7KEl)
@StoneJAlex 33m
🚨🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS: Dozens of emergency crews are on the scene after multiple people have been shot in Washington D.C.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 03, 2025 10:32 PM (IG4Id)
I think what cops need to do with someone like that is, put on the cuffs in such a way that they are extremely painful, and pretend that it wasn't intentional.
Posted by: nerdygirl
Cuff her. Toss her in the back of the wagon and tell her to calm down.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 03, 2025 10:32 PM (mT+6a)
Posted by: Piper at January 03, 2025 10:33 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Emmie
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Yeah, and standing on the steps it would be easy to decorate the top branches
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at January 03, 2025 10:33 PM (0JWOm)
ONTWTF with the dog plus ball...looks just like my pal Tom who just passed away...😜yeah Tom! Carry on with the doggies!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 03, 2025 10:33 PM (L83z3)
I think what cops need to do with someone like that is, put on the cuffs in such a way that they are extremely painful, and pretend that it wasn't intentional.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 03, 2025 10:30 PM (0Htd1)
Well, honestly, other than her embarrassing herself in a MAJOR way, she went reasonably peacefully and didn't resist.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 03, 2025 10:34 PM (Zz0t1)
Ignoring Panama and Greenland,
Maybe we can just take them in as territories for now.
Posted by: mindful webworker - Move D.C. to Mexico City at January 03, 2025 10:34 PM (erzCX)
@StoneJAlex 33m
🚨🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS: Dozens of emergency crews are on the scene after multiple people have been shot in Washington D.C.
Posted by: weft cut-loop
Where in DC? In some parts, that isn't really news.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 03, 2025 10:34 PM (cPl+1)
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You got any plans for all that unused booze?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 03, 2025 10:34 PM (dDmld)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 03, 2025 10:33 PM (L83z3)
Condolences for your loss.
I'm sure my dog would be the same way were I ever to do that.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 03, 2025 10:34 PM (Zz0t1)
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Oh no.
anyway...
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 03, 2025 10:35 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Bulg at January 03, 2025 10:35 PM (77rzZ)
🚨🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS: Dozens of emergency crews are on the scene after multiple people have been shot in Washington D.C.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 03, 2025 10:32 PM (IG4Id)
Like, in one location or multiple? DC isn't the safest place in the country and there tends to be plenty of gun play on Friday nights.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 03, 2025 10:36 PM (Zz0t1)
I DON'T KNOW YOU PEOPLE ANYMORE
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with interpretive dance and festive little caps at January 03, 2025 10:36 PM (EoLWc)
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Oh no.
anyway...
Posted by: Martini Farmer
Ditto
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 03, 2025 10:37 PM (mT+6a)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
Gotta use up all those unfired rounds from New Years.
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at January 03, 2025 10:37 PM (+VovS)
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Nothing trivial, I hope.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 03, 2025 10:38 PM (dDmld)
Cigar store Indian? Cubist sculpture? Tinkertoys? Perhaps a Trebuchet or Guillotine would be nice, if tastefully appointed.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 03, 2025 10:22 PM (Npcdm)
A curved settee.
Posted by: RickZ at January 03, 2025 10:38 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 03, 2025 10:38 PM (L83z3)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 03, 2025 10:38 PM (KAi1n)
some people
Posted by: davidt at January 03, 2025 10:38 PM (i0F8b)
Gotta use up all those unfired rounds from New Years.
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at January 03, 2025 10:37 PM (+VovS)
I mean, that was like saying "There was a shooting on the south side of Chicago today......"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 03, 2025 10:38 PM (Zz0t1)
I DON'T KNOW YOU PEOPLE ANYMORE
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with interpretive dance and festive little caps at January 03, 2025 10:36 PM (EoLWc)
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If he gives up boobs it's a sure sign that we have reached the End of Days.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 03, 2025 10:39 PM (dDmld)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 03, 2025 10:39 PM (mT+6a)
Day 10
Ten lords a-leaping? I think the order got mixed up. I've got ten toads. They're
getting stepped on by the eighteen cocaine-fueled Russian ballerinas. Horrible mess.
The Amish farmer said he'll take the additional eight dairy cattle, but he's got enough milkmaids, so I'm stuck with the ones for today.
Another twenty-eight feathered nuisances. I've assigned the German cow-free milkmaids to wring their little necks.
Posted by: mindful webworker - they're coming to take me away ha haaaa at January 03, 2025 10:39 PM (erzCX)
^THIS
Plus they are liars.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 03, 2025 10:39 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 03, 2025 10:40 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
Whoa! We're talking a world I want no part of!
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at January 03, 2025 10:40 PM (+VovS)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with interpretive dance and festive little caps at January 03, 2025 10:41 PM (EoLWc)
Peyton asked the League if he could wear hi-tops, and he was told he would be fined
Posted by: Don Black. Message: the usual at January 03, 2025 10:31 PM (/7KEl)
And he wasn't willing to risk it being so destitute as he is, made apparent by him whoring himself out to every company willing to put him in a commercial.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 03, 2025 10:42 PM (Zz0t1)
some people
Posted by: davidt at January 03, 2025 10:38 PM (i0F8b)
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Hmmm...That has potential.
Though if I were a child living in that household, I would be jumping from the railing on the second story and sliding down it like a firepole. Maybe.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 03, 2025 10:42 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 03, 2025 10:42 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 03, 2025 10:32 PM (mT+6a)
Haul her to the station, lose her paperwork, and let her spend 48 hours going cold turkey. It might give her the opportunity to reevaluate her life choices.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at January 03, 2025 10:42 PM (zHyc3)
And it was in NE D.C.
Second only to SE D.C. in "shitholeness."
Rookie numbers, honestly.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 03, 2025 10:43 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: mindful webworker - butt seriously, she's not wearing any at January
This is sarcasm, right? Please?
Posted by: Piper at January 03, 2025 10:30 PM (p4NUW)
She is sufficiently curvy.
And sufficiently trashy.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 03, 2025 10:43 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with interpretive dance and festive little caps at January 03, 2025 10:43 PM (EoLWc)
Posted by: Bulg at January 03, 2025 10:17 PM (77rzZ)
Yep. Just don’t drink! Works every time. 😂 I rarely drink, a glass of wine or 2 every few months? If you need something in your hand, drink San Pellegrino with lemon or lime.
Posted by: Piper at January 03, 2025 10:24 PM (p4NUW)
There's actually never been a better time to stop drinking than the present day. The non alcoholic drinks sector is growing more now than ever before. There's now no social stigma for going alcohol free. The growth of coffee bars 30 years ago was probably the start of this wave.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 03, 2025 10:44 PM (0CU3H)
Posted by: haffhowershower at January 03, 2025 10:44 PM (NMT5x)
Posted by: haffhowershower
"I'll make video games!"
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at January 03, 2025 10:45 PM (+VovS)
Second only to SE D.C. in "shitholeness."
Rookie numbers, honestly.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 03, 2025 10:43 PM (Q4IgG)
Yup.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 03, 2025 10:46 PM (W/lyH)
There's actually never been a better time to stop drinking than the present day. The non alcoholic drinks sector is growing more now than ever before. There's now no social stigma for going alcohol free. The growth of coffee bars 30 years ago was probably the start of this wave.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 03, 2025 10:44 PM (0CU3H)
But I enjoy drinking. I like the buzz. I do drink to excess on occasion, but mostly, I maintain.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 03, 2025 10:46 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 03, 2025 10:47 PM (5KR1B)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 03, 2025 10:48 PM (5KR1B)
Welllll, i'd say today is 2nd best. If you're at this stage of thinking, months or years ago might have been a better time. Just sayin', as someone who's lost friends to it.
Posted by: SFGoth at January 03, 2025 10:48 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 03, 2025 10:47 PM (5KR1B)
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Poor planning.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 03, 2025 10:48 PM (dDmld)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 03, 2025 10:48 PM (cPl+1)
I went back upstairs to see the rest of the ONT...
So much to ponder...making my brain go goofy🤪
Fantastic stuff WD...stop making my head hurt!!!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 03, 2025 10:48 PM (L83z3)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 03, 2025 10:48 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat
Yes! Another career path of the highly motivated lol.
Posted by: haffhowershower at January 03, 2025 10:48 PM (NMT5x)
Posted by: Piper
Heavens. I'd hope by now folks here would know not to take me seriously. 😁
Posted by: mindful webworker - But seriously at January 03, 2025 10:48 PM (erzCX)
Posted by: haffhowershower at January 03, 2025 10:44 PM (NMT5x)
The problem with onlyfans is, your customers will get bored. They will bail unless you give them more. They can go to another channel and get MORE for the same price, you see........
It's all assisting the rapid degridation of society. We'll be Mars on Total Recall before you know it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 03, 2025 10:48 PM (Zz0t1)
Heavens. I'd hope by now folks here would know not to take me seriously. 😁
Posted by: mindful webworker - But seriously at January 03, 2025 10:48 PM (erzCX)
She IS relatively new around here.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 03, 2025 10:49 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 03, 2025 10:49 PM (KAi1n)
He could do that. Find a Notary Public at a decaying strip mall Insurance agency and get sworn in. Or Judge Judy. Don’t tell anybody.
Skip the whole scene, man. It’s all played out. Plus it’s too cold in January
Posted by: Common Tater at January 03, 2025 10:49 PM (Npcdm)
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at January 03, 2025 10:49 PM (Ezs10)
Posted by: Bing Dang Ow at January 03, 2025 10:49 PM (gKWVE)
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I love the Cal quote, "You lose." Great backstory. A lot of great ONT content, WD.
Posted by: scampydog at January 03, 2025 10:49 PM (41CYW)
🚨🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS: Dozens of emergency crews are on the scene after multiple people have been shot in Washington D.C.
Posted by: weft cut-loop
Where in DC? In some parts, that isn't really news.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work
Reporting that multiple people were shot in Chicago over the weekend, isn't even worth reporting. Unless the shootings happened in the "nice" shopping area.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 03, 2025 10:50 PM (0Htd1)
Thus, the Internet as my happy place.
Posted by: Bulg at January 03, 2025 10:50 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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Wasted space but really cool. They need cats & dogs & children.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 03, 2025 10:50 PM (5KR1B)
Posted by: Kindltot at January 03, 2025 10:51 PM (D7oie)
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I know about this
I was a daily drinker since forever. I was really good at putting the booze away, every day- happy hour on the way home, liquor store to go, every day
then some changes in my personal life, some disappointments
it occurred to me that one night I might drink too much, hear one too many George Jones songs, and decide to eat a bullet
because alcohol is a dis-inhibitor
you want to be very inhibited when it comes to thinking about having an Egg McMagnum
so I scared myself into going dry
I can count the amount of drinks I have per year on one hand now
you can do this
Posted by: Don Black. Message: the usual at January 03, 2025 10:52 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Kindltot
Or doing the French Mistake.
Voila!
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 03, 2025 10:53 PM (mT+6a)
https://mol.im/a/14248031
Posted by: Ciampino - My date for New Year is January 3rd at January 03, 2025 10:53 PM (i0xsb)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 03, 2025 10:53 PM (mT+6a)
Posted by: gKWVE at January 03, 2025 10:54 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: tRusty Hudson at January 03, 2025 10:54 PM (ScW81)
Posted by: Ciampino - My date for New Year is January 3rd at January 03, 2025 10:54 PM (i0xsb)
https://mol.im/a/14248031
Posted by: Ciampino - My date for New Year is January 3rd at January 03, 2025 10:53 PM (i0xsb)
She should be fed to sharks, piece by piece, while sitting on the deck of a boat, kept alive during the process.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 03, 2025 10:54 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
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And they rapidly degrade themselves and their bodies.
Some of those girls will live short and tragic lives.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 03, 2025 10:54 PM (5KR1B)
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat
When actually making video games is apparently a pretty shitty job.
Posted by: Programming and testing suck at January 03, 2025 10:54 PM (ybSPO)
I drank to excess now and then when young and stupid. At some point, I noticed a weekend bender still left me feeling bad by Monday. I don’t like feeling bad. A cold beer now and then is a fine thing. I dislike being drunk and really dislike a hangover.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 03, 2025 10:55 PM (Npcdm)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 03, 2025 10:55 PM (L83z3)
Posted by: scampydog at January 03, 2025 10:55 PM (41CYW)
I'm going to have to go back and check WD content, but I needed to say hi....
Listening to Boz Scaggs, who probably most don't like...
Ok. Up to content....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 03, 2025 10:29 PM (L83z3)
Who could possibly not like Boz Scaggs?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 03, 2025 10:55 PM (8zz6B)
https://mol.im/a/14245017
Posted by: Ciampino - My date for New Year is January 3rd at January 03, 2025 10:55 PM (i0xsb)
Posted by: Bulg at January 03, 2025 10:56 PM (77rzZ)
turns out the worm drive for the oiler and the clutch bearing were smoked, and I had melted a bit of the casing, which I had to smooth out with a wood chisel.
It is right as rain. I cut down a tree and bucked it up to make sure it was running well.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 03, 2025 10:56 PM (D7oie)
Also perfect for a Nicholas Brothers routine.
https://youtu.be/fNKRm6H-qOU
Posted by: mindful webworker - boodyly boodyly boodyly boo at January 03, 2025 10:56 PM (erzCX)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January
I have been around for years, and more with my old nic retired due to the dramatic divorce. I am just slow on the uptake every now and again 😃
Posted by: Piper at January 03, 2025 10:56 PM (p4NUW)
https://is.gd/hdCMRL
(It’s the infamous stress analysis of a strapless evening gown!)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at January 03, 2025 10:56 PM (J4mEx)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 03, 2025 10:56 PM (mT+6a)
https://mol.im/a/14247305
Posted by: Ciampino - My date for New Year is January 3rd at January 03, 2025 10:54 PM (i0xsb)
Is it bad to have hoped it landed on Bill Gates, Soros, or Fauci?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 03, 2025 10:57 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 03, 2025 10:57 PM (5KR1B)
Posted by: Scarymary at January 03, 2025 10:57 PM (a8Yoi)
Posted by: Piper at January 03, 2025 10:56 PM (p4NUW)
Ah....well I sit here, then.....corrected.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 03, 2025 10:57 PM (Zz0t1)
There are some people, not that I would know anything about such a thing, who leave their Christmas trees up all year.
Some people decorate them according to each holiday (Valentine's Day, St Patrick's Day, etc.), but some of us...er, them are purists and just leave the Christmas ornaments on it all year. And most importantly, they turn the tree lights on every single night!
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at January 03, 2025 10:58 PM (Ezs10)
Posted by: TRex at January 03, 2025 10:58 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
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Mind reader.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 03, 2025 10:58 PM (5KR1B)
Posted by: gKWVE at January 03, 2025 10:58 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 03, 2025 10:57 PM (Zz0t1)
You got to squeeze nurse’s rear. Still a good day for you!
Posted by: Piper at January 03, 2025 10:59 PM (p4NUW)
https://mol.im/a/14245017
Posted by: Ciampino - My date for New Year is January 3rd at January 03, 2025 10:55 PM (i0xsb)
Did that owner support the law like the other dizzy broad did?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 03, 2025 10:59 PM (Zz0t1)
You got to squeeze nurse’s rear. Still a good day for you!
Posted by: Piper at January 03, 2025 10:59 PM (p4NUW)
Always a good day when that happens.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 03, 2025 11:00 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Piper
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Fancy that.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 03, 2025 11:00 PM (5KR1B)
Posted by: scampydog at January 03, 2025 11:00 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Don Black
There's an AI hand joke in there somewhere.
Posted by: SFGoth at January 03, 2025 11:00 PM (KAi1n)
Plus, you are partially Pawnee!
Posted by: Bulg at January 03, 2025 11:00 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at January 03, 2025 11:00 PM (Ezs10)
Posted by: tRusty Hudson at January 03, 2025 10:54 PM (ScW81)
This place is AMAZING for stuff like that.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 03, 2025 11:01 PM (Zz0t1)
I'm going to have to go back and check WD content, but I needed to say hi....
Listening to Boz Scaggs, who probably most don't like...
Ok. Up to content....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 03, 2025 10:29 PM (L83z3)
Who could possibly not like Boz Scaggs?
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I agree....would love it when El Rushbo would play one of his tunes.....
Posted by: Grateful - the range bag lady at January 03, 2025 11:01 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at January 03, 2025 11:01 PM (+VovS)
Who could possibly not like Boz Scaggs?
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Other than "Lido Shuffle" and "Lowdown," I don't know that I could identify a single Boz Scaggs tune.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at January 03, 2025 11:02 PM (QdGJh)
Posted by: tRusty Hudson at January 03, 2025 11:02 PM (ScW81)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 03, 2025 11:03 PM (L83z3)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 03, 2025 11:03 PM (KAi1n)
Let's give it a few minutes. Somebody here will weigh in and say that he sucks and is overrated.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 03, 2025 11:03 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: tRusty Hudson at January 03, 2025 10:54 PM (ScW81)
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Great news. Thanks for letting us know.
Posted by: Ciampino - My date for New Year is January 3rd at January 03, 2025 11:03 PM (i0xsb)
I wasn’t cheeky enough then to ask “Did you get me anything?”. They were pretty poor, but I never had any trouble collecting.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 03, 2025 11:04 PM (Npcdm)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 03, 2025 10:38 PM (KAi1n)
Yup. Faggotry all the way down.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 03, 2025 11:04 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 03, 2025 11:03 PM (mH6SG)
I mean, he's no U2, Bruce Springsteen or Bon Jovi.
THOSE f*cktards suck and are posterchildren for overrated.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 03, 2025 11:05 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at January 03, 2025 11:05 PM (Ezs10)
There were a couple found that did not have holes wide enough to be used as a knitter, and a few that had triple knobbed feet as well which would not have been useful for knitting.
"the dodecahedron was an astronomic measuring instrument with which the angle of the sunlight can be measured and thereby one specific date in springtime, and one date in the autumn can be determined with accuracy. "
https://www.romandodecahedron.com/the-hypothesis
Posted by: Kindltot at January 03, 2025 11:05 PM (D7oie)
Okay, maybe that gal in the "She seems nice" video isn't that horrible after all.
I just hope that the baby injuring nurse gets a really tough judge and prosecutor..
And I hope she doesn't get a jury made up of pro abortion people.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 03, 2025 11:06 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 03, 2025 11:03 PM (mH6SG)
Boz Scaggs sucks and is overrated.
Posted by: Somebody Here at January 03, 2025 11:06 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at January 03, 2025 11:07 PM (pIfcn)
Posted by: gKWVE at January 03, 2025 11:07 PM (gKWVE)
I just hope that the baby injuring nurse gets a really tough judge and prosecutor..
And I hope she doesn't get a jury made up of pro abortion people.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 03, 2025 11:06 PM (0Htd1)
She's pretty white, but if she did it only to white children, she'll get fined 20 quid and sent home. If they can find she did it to a muslham child, boy howdy.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 03, 2025 11:07 PM (Zz0t1)
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He was Steve Miller's bassist back in the day. That's him tearing it up on "Livin in the USA".
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at January 03, 2025 11:07 PM (99t1i)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at January 03, 2025 11:07 PM (pIfcn)
I wonder why that is........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 03, 2025 11:08 PM (Zz0t1)
His quotation about the importance of persistence and success in life is probably the most succinct ever written and should be emblazoned on the wall in every class room.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 03, 2025 10:17 PM (Npcdm)
I heard a great P. T Barnum quote today: Without promotion, something terrible happens - Nothing.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 03, 2025 11:08 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: nerdygirl
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A jury of mothers.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 03, 2025 11:08 PM (5KR1B)
Plus, you are partially Pawnee!
Posted by: Bulg at January 03, 2025
Back at ya, friend!
Posted by: Piper at January 03, 2025 11:08 PM (p4NUW)
Spent too much time at CVS trying to sort out Dutchess's prescription. While waiting I observed that vibrators are now part of the inventory on the shelves.
So, once they offered to ship these in plain brown wrappers with a P.O. box as the return address and now you can stroll in, pick one out and plunk it on the checkout line. Next year, they'll be Christmas specials I suppose.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 03, 2025 11:09 PM (dxSpM)
Now, there's only a couple of people in my whole county who play a full-sized Lyon harp, but if you've got one, you practically need that platform.
I also know guys who'd put a beer fridge right there, too.
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at January 03, 2025 11:09 PM (zdLoL)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at January 03, 2025 11:10 PM (J4mEx)
But my understanding is few of the women on it actually make much money though, and generally you have to have a good business mindset and a business idea to actually make decent money.
So amusingly I would guess that most of the women that do make money on OF could also have made money doing something else.
Of course there is some dark irony here that in 4th generation feminist America one of the hottest careers *selected by women* is pron.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 03, 2025 11:10 PM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: Don Black. Message: the usual at January 03, 2025 11:10 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Piper at January 03, 2025 11:10 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Bulg at January 03, 2025 11:10 PM (77rzZ)
I've been around here approximately 6 years...
It's kinda like moving to Maine...you're never a native. It takes awhile to make friends...
But, it's worth hanging out🤩🤩🤩
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 03, 2025 11:11 PM (L83z3)
Cigar store Indian? Cubist sculpture? Tinkertoys? Perhaps a Trebuchet or Guillotine would be nice, if tastefully appointed.
Posted by: Common Tater
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GoGo Dancer in a cage.
Mostly just during parties though.
Other times would be in the kitchen, servant's and/or master's quarters, depending on duties assigned.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 03, 2025 11:11 PM (/lPRQ)
Are you being sarcastic or trying to hurt my feelings?🤪🤪🤪🤪
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 03, 2025 11:03 PM (L83z3)
Neither, COMM! Box Scaggs is a wonderful singer.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 03, 2025 11:11 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Bulg at January 03, 2025 11:10 PM (77rzZ)
Whatever you do, don't dream of booze.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 03, 2025 11:11 PM (Zz0t1)
The NFL literally came out a few years ago.
If you aren't at least a little curious about sipping penis the NFL wants you to go away
Posted by: 18-1 at January 03, 2025 11:12 PM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: Piper at January 03, 2025 11:12 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 03, 2025 11:12 PM (KAi1n)
40-year-old Elliot Wilkinson, originally from Slidell, LA, is the 11th victim of the New Orleans terror attack.
Elliot struggled with mental illness and was recently released from prison. He was living on the street, not wanting to be a burden to his family.
BNO News Live @BNODesk
Edward Pettifer, a 31-year-old British tourist from London, is the 12th victim of the New Orleans terror attack.
"He was a wonderful son, brother, grandson, nephew and a friend to so many," his family said in a statement.
BNO News Live @BNODesk
43-year-old Brandon Taylor, a cook from Terrytown, is the 13th victim of the New Orleans terror attack.
Brandon was mostly quiet around strangers but had a deep love for music and rapping. He was engaged to be married.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at January 03, 2025 11:13 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: 18-1 at January 03, 2025 11:12 PM (t0Rmr)
They actually tried to make Michael Sam a premier player, but it turned out he sucked more than cock.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 03, 2025 11:13 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 03, 2025 11:14 PM (/lPRQ)
Out of the question.
My funeral pyre would scorch the hardwood, and we'd never
get my wife to throw herself onto it. Appreciate the thought.
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at January 03, 2025 11:14 PM (zdLoL)
Posted by: Bulg at January 03, 2025 11:14 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Glenn John at January 03, 2025 11:14 PM (djQbL)
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at January 03, 2025 11:13 PM (hovnC)
F*ck Joe Biden.
F*ck Kumswala Harris.
F*ck Mayorkas.
They ALL have that blood on their hands.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 03, 2025 11:14 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 03, 2025 11:14 PM (KAi1n)
One little bird flies over to look at one side mirror and gets so worked up looking at themself that they start excitedly pooping, as one often does. Then flies over to the other side and repeats. This can go on for an hour.
A case of prideful perched pooping.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 03, 2025 10:27 PM (Y6IkP)
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My last job we had an all glass entrance to the lobby area. We kept the lights on all night which attracted bugs. So nearby turkey would come down the hill next to building and eat the bugs and shit all over the lobby sidewalk entrance.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 03, 2025 11:14 PM (Vh9CX)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 03, 2025 11:15 PM (dxSpM)
Bepop Waffle Shop in West Seattle closed its doors for the final time on Monday.
The business' owner, Corina Luckenbach, blamed the closure on the city's new minimum wage law that hiked minimum pay up to $20.76 an hour.
Leftist ideas are really starting to run into reality pretty hard.
The people demanding restaurant staff be paid that much are NOT willing to pay $30 for a plate of eggs. Its always "some rich person should make up the difference" well...that's not going to happen so I hope Seattle lefties learn how to make their own avocado toast...
Posted by: 18-1 at January 03, 2025 11:15 PM (t0Rmr)
The official list of victims in the New Orleans terror attack has been released by the coroner. One victim has not yet been identified.
https://tinyurl.com/mr23sd88
name list, cause of death, and where
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at January 03, 2025 11:15 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: Don Black. Message: the usual at January 03, 2025 11:16 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: scampydog at January 03, 2025 11:16 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Bulg at January 03, 2025 11:14 PM (77rzZ)
Stay away from The Bridge. It'll drive you to drink. The duo of I Am I leading into Damaged will have you moshing.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 03, 2025 11:16 PM (Zz0t1)
My funeral pyre would scorch the hardwood, and we'd never
get my wife to throw herself onto it. Appreciate the thought.
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at January 03, 2025 11:14 PM (zdLoL)
Then put a gold-plated throne in the spot. A majestic throne, one where your legs dangle.
Posted by: RickZ at January 03, 2025 11:16 PM (gKDq2)
Mostly just during parties though.
Other times would be in the kitchen, servant's and/or master's quarters, depending on duties assigned.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 03, 2025 11:11 PM (/lPRQ)
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Add a stripper pole for the wife to use when the husband gets home.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 03, 2025 11:16 PM (Vh9CX)
https://tinyurl.com/ntj7pjx8
Posted by: Methos at January 03, 2025 11:17 PM (Dnobf)
Posted by: Don Black. Message: the usual at January 03, 2025 11:17 PM (/7KEl)
The worship of Ennefel was characterized by the viewing of ritual combat between two teams on a large open field. The combat was seasonal, starting in late Summer and concluding in early winter. Large sums were often wagered on the outcome of these ceremonies.
Posted by: Experts of the Future at January 03, 2025 11:17 PM (zHyc3)
Posted by: RickZ at January
That could be just a regular ol kitchen stool for me!
Posted by: Piper at January 03, 2025 11:18 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 03, 2025 11:18 PM (KAi1n)
currently dead
he has ceased to be
Posted by: Don Black. Message: the usual at January 03, 2025 11:17 PM (/7KEl)
Local sports show on the radio used to do a segment called 'Dead on This Day, Still Dead.'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 03, 2025 11:18 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 03, 2025 11:20 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Piper at January 03, 2025 11:20 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 03, 2025 10:38 PM (KAi1n)
Jones of New York or Jos A Banks doesn't sponsor?
Posted by: Kindltot at January 03, 2025 11:20 PM (D7oie)
He was Steve Miller's bassist back in the day. That's him tearing it up on "Livin in the USA".
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate
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They started out in Dallas.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 03, 2025 11:20 PM (5KR1B)
Posted by: Kindltot
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Please provide shipping address for my poor 40 year-old McCulloch.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 03, 2025 11:20 PM (XeU6L)
Assuming this is supposed to mean what it sounds like - something use gravitons or anti-gravitons as propulsion...its silly talk.
If you read the physics of where we are in this area we are no where near being able to harness gravitons like we are say photons or electrons. And yes even if the government tried its damnedest to keep all applied uses of the tech under lock and key there would plenty of the theoretical part in the public domain.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 03, 2025 11:21 PM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: PabloD at January 03, 2025 11:22 PM (fxynf)
Steve Miller also did some fine songs..
I'd list some, just too lazy right now😑😑😑
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 03, 2025 11:22 PM (L83z3)
Posted by: Piper at January 03, 2025 11:18 PM (p4NUW)
Oh. I'm the tall white guy at the grocery store who gets the stuff off the top shelf for the tiny elderly senoritas.
Posted by: RickZ at January 03, 2025 11:23 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 03, 2025 11:23 PM (Zz0t1)
Didn’t know he was a B-17 pilot. Those aircrews were something else. Tens of thousands were killed. [i/]Just in training in the U.S.A. America is littered with crash sites, many still unknown.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 03, 2025 11:23 PM (Npcdm)
Leading Report @LeadingReport BREAKING: Apple CEO Tim Cook to donate $1 million to Trump inauguration.
Leading Report @LeadingReport 1h
BREAKING: Mark Zuckerberg’s Meta is replacing their President of Global Affairs with Republican Joel Kaplan.
Kaplan, a former White House Deputy Chief of Staff under George W. Bush, has been a vocal opponent of restrictions on political speech at Meta, arguing that these policies would unfairly suppress conservative voices on the platform.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at January 03, 2025 11:23 PM (hovnC)
His quotation about the importance of persistence and success in life is probably the most succinct ever written and should be emblazoned on the wall in every class room.
"Same ewe every time?"
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at January 03, 2025 11:24 PM (zdLoL)
Yep. Though I did get an appreciation for them when all the COVID crap started to get going. ZH is not in any way controlled by the western governments/Nat Sec folks.
And while they do have a few good commenters well they also have a lot of really bad commenters...
Posted by: 18-1 at January 03, 2025 11:24 PM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: Common Tater at January 03, 2025 11:25 PM (Npcdm)
🚨#BREAKING: Dozens of emergency crews are on the scene after Multiple people have been shot
📌#Washington | #DC
Dozens of emergency crews and personnel are currently on the scene in Washington, D.C., following a shooting incident that has left 4-5 people injured. Officials have confirmed that two men, both suffering from gunshot wounds, arrived at a nearby hospital and remain conscious; one of them is believed to be a suspect. Law enforcement is actively investigating the situation, which preliminary reports suggest may be domestic in nature.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at January 03, 2025 11:26 PM (hovnC)
ature is Amazing ☘️@AMAZlNGNATURE 3h
The size of a grizzly bear paw compared to a person.
https://tinyurl.com/4uchh32p
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 03, 2025 11:26 PM (5KR1B)
Posted by: Common Tater at January 03, 2025 11:25 PM (Npcdm)
I thought you said Clippy and I reached for my pistol........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 03, 2025 11:26 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 03, 2025 11:26 PM (2+SeL)
Really? Isn't that every weekend? Why are they pumping it up now?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 03, 2025 11:28 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ciampino - My date for New Year is January 3rd at January 03, 2025 10:53 PM (i0xsb)
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I could do with content warnings. Just "content warning" and the link.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 03, 2025 11:29 PM (5Sj/K)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 03, 2025 11:20 PM (XeU6L)
I have a 60+ year old McCulloch, a 1-40, like this pic:
https://tinyurl.com/4cnvxmjh
And a much older IEL chain saw:
https://tinyurl.com/79jbcvtj
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 03, 2025 11:29 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 03, 2025 11:29 PM (L83z3)
📌#Washington | #DC
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I grew up in the DC 'burbs
this incident is what's known as 'Friday night'
Posted by: Don Black. Message: the usual at January 03, 2025 11:30 PM (/7KEl)
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Assuming we discovered rather than recovered it, yes.
I guess folks can make up their own minds about the "drones" and who made them, but this does seem to indicate that his motivations weren't even in the same ballpark as the NO guy.
Posted by: Methos at January 03, 2025 11:30 PM (Dnobf)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 03, 2025 11:18 PM (KAi1n)
I like the site but I can't do the comments these days.
Posted by: Reforger at January 03, 2025 11:30 PM (xcIvR)
Posted by: PabloD at January 03, 2025 11:30 PM (fxynf)
Britt Allcroft, the creator of the beloved children’s series Thomas the Tank Engine & Friends, has died. She was 81.
-- The Independent
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at January 03, 2025 11:30 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 03, 2025 11:28 PM (Zz0t1)
You really have to ask? Trump's president now. (Yes, yes, I know, but still.) It's all Trump's fault. They won't quit banging that drum for the next four years.
Posted by: RickZ at January 03, 2025 11:30 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at January 03, 2025 11:31 PM (Ezs10)
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at January 03, 2025 11:13 PM (hovnC)
F*ck Joe Biden.
F*ck Kumswala Harris.
F*ck Mayorkas.
They ALL have that blood on their hands.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
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Read your first three lines like it was a rap, but could not get the rhythm for the forth line.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 03, 2025 11:31 PM (/lPRQ)
The State Department has informally notified Congress that it intends to sell $8 billion in arms to Israel, CNN reports citing U.S. official.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at January 03, 2025 11:31 PM (hovnC)
Do I sense a spate of "Motel of The Mysteries" coming on?
TIXE and ECNARTNE, the twin gods of going in and coming out...
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at January 03, 2025 11:32 PM (zdLoL)
https://tinyurl.com/4cnvxmjh
And a much older IEL chain saw:
https://tinyurl.com/79jbcvtj
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 03, 2025 11:29 PM (8zz6B)
I had, but it's at my dad's, which I'll get back, is an old Dayton. Top of the saw is the fuel tank, which bolts on, and has a cork gasket because it splits........weird design.
Looks like this one.
https://is.gd/zjgQCV
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 03, 2025 11:32 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 03, 2025 11:32 PM (63Dwl)
UPDATE: At least 5 people shot after altercation escalates in Northeast Washington, D.C.; one person arrested. -- police
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at January 03, 2025 11:33 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 03, 2025 11:33 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
That is what I call walking the walk!
Posted by: haffhowershower at January 03, 2025 11:33 PM (NMT5x)
https://tinyurl.com/4uchh32p
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 03, 2025 11:26 PM (5KR1B)
Forced perspective. The bear paw is about twice the width of the man's hand. Which is big enough.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 03, 2025 11:34 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Common Tater at January 03, 2025 11:23 PM (Npcdm)
I had an old friend, a P-47 pilot, who told me in the early days of the war the US was so desperate for pilots that they’d put recruits up in the air after only about 40 hours of ground training. He said about half were killed or injured badly in their first two weeks in the air - but the half that figured it out and survived ended up being a good bunch of pilots.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2025 11:34 PM (7MHHr)
I don't think back engineering a recovered alien spaceship works either - to really get much value you out of it the technology can't be too far beyond what we currently know.
I guess if you go a step further and aliens are giving us devices/drones/whatever designed for us to use that could be...but...that would leak out of DC like a sieve.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 03, 2025 11:34 PM (t0Rmr)
That is what I call walking the walk!
Posted by: haffhowershower at January 03, 2025 11:33 PM (NMT5x)
I did have duct tape over the star logo on the doors for a while, but that got weathered and fell off.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 03, 2025 11:35 PM (Zz0t1)
After this interview I am convinced:
IC killed the green beret guy
The drones are ours
The IC wants to use Iranian missiles to shoot down Trump's plane
That Vegas and NOLA are connected
That FBI made up the emails themselves
That the Nashville explosion was equally fictitious
That every congressperson who was part of that sexual imbroglio pay off fund needs to stand trial and face jail
That the Dems and RINOS will not stop trying to destroy the country until they are made to stop.
Posted by: long night ending, dawn in January at January 03, 2025 11:36 PM (2NXcZ)
Posted by: Kindltot
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Please provide shipping address for my poor 40 year-old McCulloch.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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Damn. Did mine yesterday. Went to U-Tube University for lessons. Instructor was "ChickCanic". Pretty simple.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 03, 2025 11:36 PM (/lPRQ)
https://x.com/IDFBabes/status/
1852717298236198983
Posted by: Don Black
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It would be better if they idolized something other than rap tramps.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 03, 2025 11:37 PM (5KR1B)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 03, 2025 11:37 PM (Zz0t1)
It would be better if they idolized something other than rap tramps.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 03, 2025 11:37 PM (5KR1B)
Or, ya know, topless.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 03, 2025 11:38 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 03, 2025 11:38 PM (L83z3)
Looks like this one.
https://is.gd/zjgQCV
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 03, 2025 11:32 PM (Zz0t1)
Never seen one of those. I guess the black knob above the ignition switch is a thumb-operated chain oiler? Looks to be 1980's vintage.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 03, 2025 11:39 PM (8zz6B)
Damn. Did mine yesterday. Went to U-Tube University for lessons. Instructor was "ChickCanic". Pretty simple.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 03, 2025 11:36 PM (/lPRQ)
They're 2 strokes. Oil/fuel, air, spark. There's a magneto involved, but........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 03, 2025 11:39 PM (Zz0t1)
https://tinyurl.com/4uchh32p
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 03, 2025 11:26 PM (5KR1B)
Forced perspective. The bear paw is about twice the width of the man's hand. Which is big enough.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 03, 2025 11:34 PM (8zz6B)
Reminds me of a good song:
https://tinyurl.com/GodsOwnDrunk
Posted by: Don in SoCo at January 03, 2025 11:39 PM (vd6bO)
Posted by: Madame Dingo at January 03, 2025 11:40 PM (G5+As)
Just got back from MiL's birthday dinner.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 03, 2025 11:40 PM (RIvkX)
Never seen one of those. I guess the black knob above the ignition switch is a thumb-operated chain oiler? Looks to be 1980's vintage.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 03, 2025 11:39 PM (8zz6B)
I had it running once a while ago. MAN that thing was torquey. Still had really good compression. Quite the ripper.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 03, 2025 11:41 PM (Zz0t1)
Send ‘em up in the air. It they make it back, why, they are suitable for further training, obviously.
You can see this attitude reflected in the Astronaut program. Initially, there were all sorts of wacky ideas on who should be selected. Submarine guys, or maybe mountain climbers. Risk takers. And Poets! How can we send man into outer space without a Poet, to describe the vastness of Space!
Eisenhower to his credit shut all that nonsense down. Military test pilots. They saw death all the time, it just comes with the territory. Incredible individuals, they were.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 03, 2025 11:41 PM (Npcdm)
Posted by: Tom Servo
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Hadn't heard that one but they did have a cadet program for qualified applicants, they received full training and if completed would become NCO pilots.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 03, 2025 11:41 PM (5KR1B)
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at January 03, 2025 11:41 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 03, 2025 11:42 PM (RIvkX)
https://tinyurl.com/GodsOwnDrunk
Posted by: Don in SoCo at January 03, 2025 11:39 PM (vd6bO)
That's a good one!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 03, 2025 11:43 PM (8zz6B)
So what are they upset about? There is a claim that one of the women injured in the attack was not allowed to take time off by Amazon.
Assuming its true this is shitty behavior from one of America's top left companies but...maybe stopping jihadis from injuring people would make it so you didn't need to take time off of work to recover from jihad induced injuries?
Posted by: 18-1 at January 03, 2025 11:44 PM (t0Rmr)
So what are they upset about? There is a claim that one of the women injured in the attack was not allowed to take time off by Amazon.
Assuming its true this is shitty behavior from one of America's top left companies but...maybe stopping jihadis from injuring people would make it so you didn't need to take time off of work to recover from jihad induced injuries?
Posted by: 18-1
In their eyes Ametica deserved it
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at January 03, 2025 11:46 PM (elaR+)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 03, 2025 11:46 PM (63Dwl)
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Cool. Break her legs like she did those babies, then finish her with the knout, and toss her corpse unceremoniously from a highway embankment.
I volunteer for this duty.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 03, 2025 11:47 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Kindltot at January 03, 2025 11:47 PM (D7oie)
People forget he was an All-Pro defensive back, and an Airman.
Posted by: sven at January 03, 2025 11:47 PM (X0I7i)
New footage shows Matthew Livelsberger in Las Vegas before setting off homemade bomb outside Trump International Hotel.
https://tinyurl.com/ztzwykn2
22 seconds; no violence -- parking the vehicle or similar; face not fully visible.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at January 03, 2025 11:48 PM (hovnC)
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More than we'd have heard through Art Bell or Congressional hearings on the topic?
For the record I think the "alien" phenomenon is spiritual and deceptive, and pretty much anyone connected to it is to some extent enthralled. So if there is an effort afoot to focus attention on "aliens" I don't really want to help that.
I think the important thing is that the driver's motivation would, at least at the moment, set his event distinct from the terrorist attack in New Orleans, when I had assumed they were connected.
Posted by: Methos at January 03, 2025 11:49 PM (Dnobf)
Posted by: RickZ at January 03, 2025 11:23 PM (gKDq2)
Hah, our area is full of those. I'm above average height and yet I'm pretty sure that I could get help, probably without even asking.
Posted by: pookysgirl is going to be shorter than her children at January 03, 2025 11:49 PM (dtlDP)
This ONT goes everywhere 🤪😏!
I gotta go sleep.
Thanks for all WD, and thanx pals!!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 03, 2025 11:50 PM (L83z3)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 03, 2025 11:47 PM (BI5O2)
Want some help?
Posted by: pookysgirl, Mama Bear at January 03, 2025 11:51 PM (dtlDP)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 03, 2025 11:53 PM (Zz0t1)
The government has been caught claiming aliens...through friendly journalists...multiple times so I assume any time the FNM starts talking about it they are merely being used to obscure something else.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 03, 2025 11:54 PM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: andycanuck
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He's not using the cameras to back up.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 03, 2025 11:54 PM (5KR1B)
It is a psyops exercise couples with mass formation hysteria. Been a play in the American playbook going back to the 30s. Provided the top cover for the drone programs in the 70s, 80s, and 90s.
Posted by: sven at January 03, 2025 11:54 PM (X0I7i)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 03, 2025 11:54 PM (5KR1B)
If I got behind the wheel of one of those beasts, I'd be using the mirrors, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 03, 2025 11:57 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 03, 2025 11:57 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: pookysgirl is going to be shorter than her children at January 03, 2025 11:49 PM (dtlDP)
I've come down an aisle and seen an elderly lady looking up longingly at a product. I ask her if I can help. Most are so relieved. They don't have to go hunt down a store employee (at 6:15 in the morning), who's probably Hispanic and short, too, to get out a ladder to get the product, at least 10-15 minutes. I reach up, grab it, give it to them and they're on their way. Between that an self-checkout, I should be getting an employees' discount.
Posted by: RickZ at January 04, 2025 12:01 AM (gKDq2)
If I got behind the wheel of one of those beasts, I'd be using the mirrors, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 03, 2025 11:57 PM (8zz6B)
I do this with everything I back up.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 04, 2025 12:01 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: 18-1
I like to read their nutrition, history, natural history, sci, and tech articles, particularly the comments. Two regular female commenters i look for. The jew and black hate is off the charts though.
Posted by: SFGoth at January 04, 2025 12:01 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Great song
Posted by: SFGoth at January 04, 2025 12:02 AM (KAi1n)
Daughter roached the door speakers in her car, so the replacements she got for Christmas need to be installed before she heads back to college.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 04, 2025 12:05 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 04, 2025 12:01 AM (KAi1n)
With the DEI crap, we were entering a world where 'skin color is your uniform'. I don't want to live in that world. Trump seems to have broken the 'tribal' spell, whether only temporarily or pemanently we shall see.
Posted by: RickZ at January 04, 2025 12:06 AM (gKDq2)
With the DEI crap, we were entering a world where 'skin color is your uniform'. I don't want to live in that world. Trump seems to have broken the 'tribal' spell, whether only temporarily or pemanently we shall see.
Posted by: RickZ at January 04, 2025 12:06 AM (gKDq2)
That's all liberalism now. Liberalism sucks. People are starting to get very very tired of liberalism. The Trump election (LANDSLIDE!!!!) was a precursor to what's coming. We. Are. Tired. Time to kick ass and take names.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 04, 2025 12:08 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Tom Servo
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Seems like defeats the purpose of getting more pilots into combat.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 04, 2025 12:10 AM (D6PGr)
Tired. I'll also be worrying about the First Lady taking her dad home tomorrow. 6 hour round trip.....by herself on the way back.
I'll worry......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 04, 2025 12:10 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 04, 2025 12:13 AM (D6PGr)
Allegedly a mix up in the type of time off the lady requested.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 04, 2025 12:16 AM (D6PGr)
It is codified into law and corporate policy. Struggle sessions. Self-denunciation. Critical Theory, applied to Race. It is illegal as hell, however nobody seems willing to try and stop it. We studied the Frankurt Schule a little bit in passing at University a long time ago, and it really opened my eyes as to the working assumptions on the left.
It is of no use to try and use facts, logic, or reason. If you are “white” you are a “racist”. The End. This has been going on a long, long time. I never anticipated so many to surrender en masse, but that’s what happened.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 04, 2025 12:17 AM (Npcdm)
They used to occasionally play an old tape of Tom Landry intercepting a pass, running downfield, and right before he got tackled lateraling the ball blind to Pat Summerall running next to him, who ran it down for the TD.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 04, 2025 12:22 AM (r5tfK)
Posted by: Methos
I agree
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at January 04, 2025 12:23 AM (OTdqV)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 04, 2025 12:27 AM (Sgq8y)
Coach Howell had Lombardi as Offense and Landry as D as a player-coach.
https://tinyurl.com/Lombardi-and-Landry
Both men were almost as good on the other side of the ball as the one that got them their head coaching gigs.
Landry normalized the 4-3-4 alignment and then came up with the multiple offense using formation shifts to thwart zone reads.
Lombardi took his sweep based athletic running game and added a very able base 4-3 philosophy to the Packers.
I have always wondered what Landry's private thoughts on Lombardi's passing was.
Posted by: sven at January 04, 2025 12:27 AM (X0I7i)
Conversely, I'm the tall white guy with the bad knees and a bad back, who looks with dismay at the stuff buried deep in a floor-level rack, and despairs.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at January 04, 2025 12:27 AM (zHyc3)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 04, 2025 12:30 AM (5KR1B)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 04, 2025 12:30 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at January 04, 2025 12:27 AM (zyc3)
Loose potatoes. Bottom bin. I hate buying loose potatoes at that store. I like a more 'bad knee' height, too.
Posted by: RickZ at January 04, 2025 12:32 AM (gKDq2)
https://tinyurl.com/2p9k75s7
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 04, 2025 12:30 AM (5KR1B)
Beats being a dog-faced pony soldier, Fat.
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 04, 2025 12:33 AM (zHyc3)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 04, 2025 12:27 AM (Sgq8y)
Happy weekend, Debs! You’re rich! Your turn to buy.
Posted by: SnailRacer at January 04, 2025 12:33 AM (aUgE4)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
All nice and clean too.
Posted by: Tuna at January 04, 2025 12:33 AM (oaGWv)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
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Hey, hey, hey
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 04, 2025 12:35 AM (5KR1B)
"Let me put my phone in my pocket, you f**king pig!"...
Well, at least her name wasn't Fuk Yu...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 04, 2025 12:36 AM (ynpvh)
Stairs:leave as is, rotate some bit of classy artwork there. Fish tank? Will a Hammond organ fit? How about a jukebox?
Modern problems:I have a wireless doorbell with it's own wireless security camera. Press the button, the TV rings with picture of who's at the door. Battery powered, of course, but it's rechargeable. Sofa's got an outlet in it for end table lamps, heating pads, foot massagers, etc. so i just plug it in there.
Setting goals:Wear a mask, and use that to pay for books.
Posted by: hurricane567 at January 04, 2025 12:36 AM (H6Ul0)
And today, Jan 4 is perihelion. This will occur at 13:28Z, or 8:28AM EST.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 04, 2025 12:39 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 04, 2025 12:40 AM (VwHCD)
I was looking at the time for perihelion, and noticed that Google AI is all over the map. It will give you different times depending on exactly which search term you use.
Do not trust AI for anything.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 04, 2025 12:40 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Common Tater at January 03, 2025 11:25 PM (Npcdm)
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And you look like you spent $80!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 04, 2025 12:43 AM (dDmld)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 04, 2025 12:39 AM (w6EFb)
Helions? Rowdy bastards always causing trouble. Arrest Perry, arrest them all.
Posted by: RickZ at January 04, 2025 12:44 AM (gKDq2)
Tuna, the bills are clean and have a delightful scent.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 04, 2025 12:45 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
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Yeah, but what about the rest of the year? Been wracking my lil brain over that... Guess it depends on the dimensions of that platform, but can't imagine it's more than 1/4 of a 5-6ft circle. Not much to work with.
Posted by: JQ at January 04, 2025 12:48 AM (YoCnN)
Yakutsk Police Detain Nightclub Staff After Raid on Alleged Transgender Performances
Russia's Supreme Court banned the so-called "international LGBT movement" as "extremist" in 2023, effectively criminalizing any form of LGBTQ+ displays or rights advocacy in the country.
Posted by: Orson at January 04, 2025 12:50 AM (dIske)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 04, 2025 12:50 AM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 04, 2025 12:53 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: SnailRacer at January 04, 2025 12:53 AM (aUgE4)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
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Yeah, but what about the rest of the year? Been wracking my lil brain over that... Guess it depends on the dimensions of that platform, but can't imagine it's more than 1/4 of a 5-6ft circle. Not much to work with.
Posted by: JQ at January 04, 2025 12:48 AM (YoCnN)
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I'd just tell anyone who came to visit that I bought the house from M. C. Escher.
Posted by: Orson at January 04, 2025 12:55 AM (dIske)
Some sort of Bonsai maybe, would be kind of neat.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 04, 2025 12:56 AM (Npcdm)
Posted by: Ripley at January 04, 2025 12:58 AM (PTDkx)
Posted by: Common Tater at January 04, 2025 01:00 AM (Npcdm)
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They are interdimensional. And their tech is (was) only about 100 years ahead of ours. If there is ever a war, they've picked the wrong species to tangle with...
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On a happier note, a big thanks and wishes of good fortune to the guy in the grocery store who put my ($7 of stuff) on his ebt card, and, also gave me a package of steaks he'd just bought (he said he was having a really good day!) There are still nice people out there... :-)
Posted by: As not seen on TV at January 04, 2025 01:01 AM (aNcwF)
Yeah, but what about the rest of the year? Been wracking my lil brain over that... Guess it depends on the dimensions of that platform, but can't imagine it's more than 1/4 of a 5-6ft circle. Not much to work with.
Posted by: JQ
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Keep it! I know some people who enjoyed their Christmas tree so much they kept it and redecorated it every month. January was a New Year theme. February was a Valentine theme. March I don't remember (St. Patrick's Day?) then April was an Easter theme, May all-purpose Spring, etc. It was fun.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 04, 2025 01:02 AM (5Sj/K)
I just found 17 bucks in the bottom of the washer, I must be running a money laundering operation around here. Happy Friday, dear Horde!
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
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I found the nubs of a kleenex in the pocket of one of my jackets in the washer after I did a wash. Little shreds of kleenex all over my clothes. I'm running a funny-money laundering operation. Happy Friday!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 04, 2025 01:05 AM (5Sj/K)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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I was thinking some display of large/fancy plants, but unsure of the lighting there...
Needs to be *something* in that space!
Posted by: JQ at January 04, 2025 01:06 AM (YoCnN)
Needs to be *something* in that space!
Posted by: JQ at January 04, 2025 01:06 AM (YoCnN)
Aquarium? One of those 'Tanked' ones?
Posted by: RickZ at January 04, 2025 01:08 AM (gKDq2)
Needs to be *something* in that space!
Posted by: JQ at January 04, 2025 01:06 AM (YoCnN)
Aquarium? One of those 'Tanked' ones?
Posted by: RickZ at January 04, 2025 01:08 AM (gKDq2)
Totem pole
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 04, 2025 01:12 AM (ynpvh)
I thought that Blondie was a pretty good performer, I saw her at the Paradise many, many moons ago, hence my fondness for your nic.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 04, 2025 01:15 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: Orson at January 04, 2025 12:50 AM (dIske)
I was just in the middle of an archive dive of a webcomic I found, and surprise surprise, the male lead, a complete ladies' man, is bi. Look, I know bi people exist, but why is this at least the third time in three months that I've run into something like this. And the crazy part is that this one had Indonesian authors (I found them through another Indonesian author). They wished everyone a happy Eid in the comments in the first 10 episodes.
MAYBE THE RUSSIANS HAVE A POINT.
Posted by: pookysgirl shelters her kids for a reason at January 04, 2025 01:18 AM (dtlDP)
Needs to be *something* in that space!
Posted by: JQ at January 04, 2025 01:06 AM (YoCnN)
Taxidermied polar bear
Posted by: Joe Kidd at January 04, 2025 01:19 AM (RMN7W)
Cigar store Indian? Cubist sculpture? Tinkertoys? Perhaps a Trebuchet or Guillotine would be nice, if tastefully appointed.
Posted by: Common Tater
Time Out Chair
Posted by: browndog
You mean a Sex Swing? Sounds perfect.
Posted by: mikeski at January 04, 2025 01:20 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 04, 2025 01:21 AM (w6EFb)
His book is available online for no cost if you dig, it is a fun read. He claimed to have seen alien bodies, White Sands had a then-new powerful radar system, this was what caused the Roswell crash.
If his claims can believed (I do not) he said most of the craft components were completely out of their league. No flight controls as we understand them. Supposedly there are several crashed UFO vehicles, and one discovered at an archaeological dig. Fun reading, but it sounds like bullshit.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 04, 2025 01:23 AM (Npcdm)
Posted by: not so G'rumpy at January 04, 2025 01:23 AM (gSTJh)
Posted by: Orson
Obligatory:
https://is.gd/0kK84V
(one-panel cartoon jpg)
Posted by: mikeski at January 04, 2025 01:24 AM (DgGvY)
I miss Art Bell. Corso was one of his regulars, or at least he appeared a lot. I've forgotten a lot of the lore from they hay day of the '90s.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 04, 2025 01:24 AM (w6EFb)
The size of a grizzly bear paw compared to a person.
https://tinyurl.com/4uchh32p
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 03, 2025 11:26 PM (5KR1B)
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I read somewhere that a slap with that will part your head from your body.
Posted by: Ciampino - My date for New Year is January 3rd at January 04, 2025 01:25 AM (i0xsb)
Posted by: Common Tater at January 04, 2025 01:26 AM (Npcdm)
That staircase is just retarded. They were going for a grand staircase type of effect. I'm not sure, and would like to see the larger floor plan, but I'm thinking they could've done a much better grand staircase like affair with just some slightly different geometry.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 04, 2025 01:27 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: publius
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Agree.
Something curved, sweeping to larger steps at bottom. No weird, right-angled, decorator's nightmare in the middle...
Posted by: JQ at January 04, 2025 01:31 AM (YoCnN)
Blonde Morticia, I know that I have called you Blondie before, I hope that you never took offense, it was just my form of shorthand. I hate when a Kleenex goes through the washer, it pollutes everything in there. I once found my two year old son sitting in the dryer with 3 rolls of toilet paper waiting for the fun to begin.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
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Ha, a lot of people here call me Blondie. I'm leaving those stupid clothes in the washing machine overnight. I don't want to think about them.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 04, 2025 01:35 AM (5Sj/K)
The rest of the year though it would become a repository of an odd combination of golf clubs, laundry destined for upstairs, an assortment of books, protein supplements and dog toys. Not a pretty sight.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 04, 2025 01:43 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: Ordinary American at January 04, 2025 01:44 AM (43Dhn)
Fun spot.
Posted by: Pete Bog at January 04, 2025 01:45 AM (BYt3l)
Posted by: JQ at January 04, 2025 12:48 AM (YoCnN)
A suit of armor, a big honking guitar amp stack, a harley engine in a glass case, an iron maiden.... I got ideas.lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 04, 2025 01:48 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Pete Bog at January 04, 2025 01:45 AM (BYt3l
I think it was called The Blue Light on Canal St.
Posted by: 13times at January 04, 2025 01:49 AM (cOamX)
Maybe a not very bushy tree, more on the tall and spindly side, just to fill the air space.
Posted by: RickZ at January 04, 2025 01:53 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: JQ at January 04, 2025 01:54 AM (YoCnN)
Or-- perfect hidden armory spot, under the stairs...
Posted by: JQ at January 04, 2025 01:57 AM (YoCnN)
Posted by: 13times at January 04, 2025 01:58 AM (cOamX)
Posted by: RickZ at January 04, 2025 01:58 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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I will hand you the tools.
Posted by: scampydog at January 04, 2025 02:02 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 04, 2025 02:08 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: Miflin at January 04, 2025 02:09 AM (aA6YN)
JUST IN: Las Vegas police release video of alleged Trump hotel bombing suspect Matthew Livelsberger at a Tesla charging station on his way to Las Vegas.
What do you notice? 👀
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He has a full beard here. He has none at Trump Hotel
https://tinyurl.com/4b6dcs2n
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 04, 2025 02:15 AM (5KR1B)
Posted by: Common Tater at January 04, 2025 02:17 AM (Npcdm)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 04, 2025 02:17 AM (P3HMv)
Posted by: Common Tater
Generation Beta will think of a "Dollar Store" the same way a Millennial thinks of a "Five-And-Dime Store."
Posted by: mikeski at January 04, 2025 02:25 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Pete Bog at January 04, 2025 02:26 AM (BYt3l)
Posted by: Common Tater
Generation Beta will think of a "Dollar Store" the same way a Millennial thinks of a "Five-And-Dime Store."
Posted by: mikeski at January 04, 2025 02:25 AM (DgGvY)
I always maintained if ATMs had been around in my dad's young adulthood (WWII era) they would have dispensed 5's. To put it another way, he valued $5 the way I valued $20.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 04, 2025 02:35 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Miflin at January 04, 2025 02:36 AM (aA6YN)
A friend with a backhoe is nice to have!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - THIS Year in Corsicana - again at January 03, 2025 10:15 PM (hOUT3)
Sign on a shop out in NE Tx:
We don't call the police.
I'm well armed, have good aim, and know a guy with a backhoe.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 03, 2025 10:20
My Favorite Bumpersticker:
Behave. I own a .45 and a Backhoe.
Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at January 04, 2025 02:38 AM (hw5Eh)
Picture this ... stainless box tubing, run vertical from a platform base. Panhead - Shovelhead - Knucklehead top to bottom.
Posted by: We'll See at January 04, 2025 02:51 AM (OQ5ng)
Posted by: Skip at January 04, 2025 02:54 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: m at January 04, 2025 03:16 AM (VnUSN)
Posted by: Rbastid at January 04, 2025 03:25 AM (RFoqv)
Posted by: m at January 04, 2025 03:30 AM (VnUSN)
Posted by: Skip at January 04, 2025 03:31 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: t-bird at January 04, 2025 03:34 AM (WWBBV)
Posted by: pawn (on his new laptop!!!) at January 04, 2025 03:41 AM (QB+5g)
Posted by: t-bird at January 04, 2025 03:46 AM (WWBBV)
The base is a good display area
Posted by: Skip at January 04, 2025 03:50 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: m at January 04, 2025 04:01 AM (VnUSN)
TECH THREAD IS NOOD
Posted by: Skip at January 04, 2025 04:02 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Moses Lambert at January 04, 2025 07:42 AM (UkMCv)
Posted by: Common Tater at January 04, 2025 02:17 AM (Npcdm)
Not really. I was still smoking in 1969, and they were 32 cents a pack. Marlboros.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at January 04, 2025 08:00 AM (iODuv)
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