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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | The Morning Report — 1/1/25The lunatic accused of randomly shoving a Big Apple straphanger onto Manhattan subway tracks Tuesday afternoon was charged with attempted murder, cops said. Kamel Hawkins, 23, was also charged with second-degree assault after he allegedly pushed a complete stranger onto the tracks at the 18th Street station shortly after 1:30 p.m., according to police. The terrifying ordeal, which was captured on chilling video footage obtained by The Post, showed the hooded brute roaming the edge of the platform while the victim appeared to be looking at his phone as the train pulled into the station.There are erased national borders and then there is the erasure of law and order meant to ensure our personal safety and security. All that does, or at least is intended to do is foment such a sense of insecurity that the citizenry becomes willing to surrender their individual liberty and rights in exchange for security. As Benjamin Franklin once said: “Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety”The understandable schadenfreude that appears in the comments when a Democrat politician or Leftist apparatchik becomes a victim of the policies they inflict on us is only natural, and I'd be lying to you if I declared I didn't feel that way when it happens. But to actively root for NYC or wherever to be hit by an Iranian or NorK nuke is something else entirely. There are innocent people for whatever life circumstances cannot uproot themselves and leave, so far that their destruction is to be cheered and wished for? Sorry, not going there. That said, like the child who continues to put his hand on a hot stove only to be burned and not learn his lesson not to do that, for people to continue to elect leaders that make their lives a living hell, time and time again, is equally inexcusable and worthy of our scorn and derision. ON a positive note, the election of Donald Trump perhaps is a sign that positive change in this cohort is happening. Or at the very least a window of opportunity to deprogram those who stick their hands on a hot stove, and worse potentially shove us into cattle cars or shoot us into mass graves, if we fail in that deprogramming. With that preamble, the decriminalization of crime, and concomitant anarcho-terrorism it unleashed on us, meant as a means to get us to surrender our freedom for security and grease the skids for the final eradication of our country as founded has many perpetrators, but its chief architect and his progeny still roam among us. That is an abomination and hateful beyond words: George Soros and his son, Alex, have spent at least $117 million since 2016 to reshape America’s justice system. They’ve been successful: three in 10 Americans now live under a Soros prosecutor. But the Soroses’ influence doesn’t end on Election Day. After Soros-backed prosecutors take office, the family’s apparatus tells them what to do, documents show. . . . . .George Soros and his son, Alex, have spent at least $117 million since 2016 to reshape America’s justice system. They’ve been successful: three in 10 Americans now live under a Soros prosecutor. But the Soroses’ influence doesn’t end on Election Day. After Soros-backed prosecutors take office, the family’s apparatus tells them what to do, documents show. The Media Research Center obtained nearly 8,000 pages of internal documents through public records laws that show how a Soros-funded group called Fair and Just Prosecution (FJP) “directed Soros prosecutors to manipulate the rule of law concerning illegal immigration, drugs, abortion, election integrity, capital punishment and laws against childhood sex changes.” . . . . . . The Soros operation also pushed prosecutors to use mental or physical health specialists instead of police by sharing polling that showed that the idea was popular. Soros has poured the kind of money normally reserved for statewide campaigns low-profile local prosecutor races. The Hungarian billionaire generally targets primary elections in blue areas, funding radical progressives in their races against more moderate Democrats. Once in office, these “progressive prosecutors” often decline to enforce laws they find objectionable.Along with unleashing a wave of terrorism from coast to coast, Soros has put millions of dollars in efforts to destroy election integrity laws all over the country, which of course is how his preferred candidates get elected in offices up and down the ballot, not just District Attorneys. His vast $25 Billion empire is now being controlled by his spawn Alex (now married to former Carlos Danger Weiner receptacle Huma Abedin and Hillary's personal Stanley Steemer) who visited the Biden infested Oval Office dozens of times in the past few years, to see him or whoever was pulling his strings. In terms of draining the Swamp, Donald Trump and Kash Patel should make Soros and his entire organization PUBLIC ENEMY #1. There is ample evidence to declare the Open Societies Foundation a subversive, criminal organization and danger to national security. RICO the shit out of them, shut them down and confiscate every last red cent. Red as in communist and blood red from the rivers of it that they have shed. I believe George Soros might be facing a death sentence in Hungary and at least one other country for his actions in destabilizing their currencies among other things. If anyone has any links, let me know. Because years ago, he admitted on 60 Minutes to Steve Kroft IIRC that he was proud to help his father in rounding up Hungarian Jews for the Nazis to ship off to Birkenau, or otherwise be shot into the Danube which quite literally ran red with their blood. A fate that nearly befell an uncle who was miraculously rescued on two occasions by Raoul Wallenberg. For his services to as Whoopi rape-rape Fat Albert Speer might say, literally Hitler-Hitler, he and his father were paid quite handsomely with the expropriated property and money of their Jewish victims. Blood Money for sure. That there should be cause enough for him to be stripped of his citizenship and deported back to Hungary to face trial. It's been done before to Nazis and their collaborators who falsified their wartime activities to come here. If we're intent on deporting illegal alien criminals, He should be targeted first. Doing away with Soros and kneecapping his evil spawn would all by itself Make America Great Again all by itself. On another and for sure related note, Biden's final and completely unnecessary Fuck You to America as he departs the White House, along with the commutation of death sentences for some of the most vile, execrable bestial savages including most notably the mastermind of 9/11. President Joe Biden’s junta reached the plea deals with the terrorists last summer, allowing Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, Walid Muhammad Salih Mubarak Bin Attash, and Mustafa Ahmed Adam al Hawsawi to avoid the death penalty while pleading guilty to all charges against them, including the murder of nearly 3,000 people on September 11, 2001, the Associated Press reported. Shortly after the plea deals were announced, Austin issued an order saying he would nullify them, the AP reported, citing the impact of the devastating attacks and claiming that he should be the one to decide whether the defendants should get plea deals. But defense attorneys argued that Austin didn’t have the authority to reject the plea deals, which had been approved by Guantanamo Bay’s top court. That court said Austin’s attempt to scuttle the plea deals amounted to unlawful interference in the case, according to the AP.I'd wager Alex Soros on one of his trips to see Biden whispered in his ear about plea deals. Hopefully Joey hallucinated and took him for his 12-year-old daughter Ashley and grabbed his crotch. I'm no fan of Lloyd Austin for acting as the Junta's flunky for the past four years in taking a sledgehammer to the armed forces in terms of morale and readiness, and competence. But I'm pleasantly surprised that even he tried to stop this insanity. Perhaps there is a Luigi Mangione on our side stationed at GITMO who can do what needed to be done 20 years ago. In front of a global audience. Lastly, a quick shout-out and thank you for your continued support in hitting our tip jar. It truly is appreciated more than you can know. And my gratitude for your being here each day is truly boundless. Again, a happy and blessed New Year to you all!
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Good morning horde!
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 01, 2025 07:30 AM (ExV1e) 2
Happy New Year
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 01, 2025 07:31 AM (gbOdA) 3
Tech thread alerted.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 01, 2025 07:31 AM (ExV1e) 4
Happy New Beers, you wonderful Morons!
Posted by: NR Pax at January 01, 2025 07:32 AM (lXCUP) Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 01, 2025 07:33 AM (Gr2Nw) 6
NOLA mayor calling it a terror attack
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at January 01, 2025 07:37 AM (dEYSD) 7
Good morning JJ and horde
Happy New Year everyone Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2025 07:38 AM (fwDg9) 8
CNN wants us to know the really important part of the situation in New Orleans:
'Crowds had gathered to attend an open-air concert and New Year’s countdown, with restaurants offering special deals and performances, according to the city’s official website. LGBTQ parties featuring dancing and drag cabaret were taking place elsewhere on Bourbon Street, the heart of the city’s gay community – just blocks from where the incident took place." Posted by: one hour sober at January 01, 2025 07:38 AM (Y1sOo) 9
The same to you and yours, JJ!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 01, 2025 07:38 AM (cY18j) 10
g'mornin' again, 'rons Posted by: AltonJackson at January 01, 2025 07:39 AM (tljrc) 11
Huma has seen things. Could she be the nexus of the next Dem run for the presidency? Stay tuned!
Posted by: fd at January 01, 2025 07:40 AM (vFG9F) Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 01, 2025 07:40 AM (Gr2Nw) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 01, 2025 07:41 AM (x0n13) 14
"LGBTQ parties featuring dancing and drag cabaret were taking place elsewhere on Bourbon Street,"
Isn't that every night? Posted by: fd at January 01, 2025 07:41 AM (vFG9F) 15
Warren Upton, recognized as the oldest living survivor of the Pearl Harbor attack and the final survivor from the USS Utah, has passed away at the age of 105. another grim milestone for the biden-harris administration Posted by: AltonJackson at January 01, 2025 07:41 AM (tljrc) 16
11 Huma has seen things. Could she be the nexus of the next Dem run for the presidency? Stay tuned!
Posted by: fd at January 01, 2025 07:40 AM (vFG9F) Hillary's inner thighs and perineum. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 01, 2025 07:41 AM (x0n13) 17
In a statement, the Israeli Defense Forces (IDF) reported that the hospital was being used as a terrorist command, where they recovered grenades, guns, ammunition, and other
Fixed it! Posted by: rhennigantx austere religious scholar at January 01, 2025 07:41 AM (gbOdA) 18
NOLA. Black female Mayor. Check. Lunch room lady as police chief. Check. Total clusterfuck. Check.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 01, 2025 07:42 AM (gm9Sb) 19
17 In a statement, the Israeli Defense Forces (IDF) reported that the hospital was being used as a terrorist command, where they recovered grenades, guns, ammunition, and other military MEDICAL equipment.
Fixed it! Posted by: rhennigantx austere religious scholar at January 01, 2025 07:41 AM (gbOdA) Explosive Enema Bags! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 01, 2025 07:42 AM (x0n13) 20
Hillary's inner thighs and perineum.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 01, 2025 07:41 AM (x0n13) JJ that taint right Posted by: rhennigantx at January 01, 2025 07:42 AM (gbOdA) 21
I wonder how big of a wall you can build for $561 billion?
----- For that kind of money, I would expect nothing less than a mile-wide moat between the Pacific Ocean and the Gulf of Mexico filled with sharks and crocodiles, both of which have lasers attached to their heads. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 01, 2025 07:42 AM (BpYfr) Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 01, 2025 07:43 AM (RIvkX) 23
Wow. Mayor says yerrorist attack, local Fibbie says not terrorist, but there were IEDs found.
So Allah akbar. Likely. Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at January 01, 2025 07:43 AM (dEYSD) 24
Build a mile-wide moat between the Pacific Ocean and the Gulf of Mexico and things will calm down in Panama overnight.
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at January 01, 2025 07:45 AM (zdLoL) 25
16 11 Huma has seen things. Could she be the nexus of the next Dem run for the presidency? Stay tuned!
Posted by: fd at January 01, 2025 07:40 AM (vFG9F) Hillary's inner thighs and perineum. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 01, 2025 07:41 AM (x0n13) Whoa whoa whoa! Eye bleach, stat! Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 01, 2025 07:45 AM (DfuGF) 26
I was talking to myself on Pixy's.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 01, 2025 07:46 AM (aSBjH) 27
>>Isn't that every night?
Well, yes, but CNN is hoping the gunman is MAGA going after trannies (and missed) because the incident took place just BLOCKS away from where the freaks congregate. Posted by: one hour sober at January 01, 2025 07:46 AM (Y1sOo) 28
"Hillary's inner thighs and perineum.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton" And Anthony's weiner. Probably nothing can faze her by now. She doesn't get much attention but she sure keeps herself in the arteries of power. Posted by: fd at January 01, 2025 07:46 AM (vFG9F) 29
The NOLA NCIS office will be right on this in a ripped from the headlines episode. If the chief agent isn't slinging ecstasy in the bar he somehow owns on fed cop pay.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 01, 2025 07:48 AM (gm9Sb) 30
So the Junta spent $43 Billion dollars on "rural broadband" that never connected a single person to the internet.
What happened to the $43 Billion? Ukraine? Iran? NGO's? Hunter? A bonfire someplace? Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 01, 2025 07:48 AM (Mocvc) Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 01, 2025 07:49 AM (aSBjH) 32
"Lunch room lady as police chief. Check. Total clusterfuck. Check.
Posted by: bill in arkansas," I just saw her on tv urging people to keep calm, enjoy their visit, and stay away from Bourbon street. Posted by: fd at January 01, 2025 07:49 AM (vFG9F) 33
German authorities responded by vowing to crack down on “knife crime” with “stronger measures to control the possession and carrying of knives, tougher penalties for their misuse and intensive awareness campaigns about the dangers.”
knife crime gun crime Assault weapon crime victimless crime Seems to me we have a crime problem. Posted by: rhennigantx at January 01, 2025 07:50 AM (gbOdA) 34
Birdbath status?
Posted by: Just Wondering at January 01, 2025 07:50 AM (dg+HA) 35
His vast $25 Billion empire is now being controlled by his spawn Alex (now married to former Carlos Danger Weiner receptacle Huma Abedin and Hillary's personal Stanley Steemer) who visited the Biden infested Oval Office dozens of times in the past few years, to see him or whoever was pulling his strings.
==== Huma Abedin goes from Clinton to Weiner to Soros These people are ICK Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 01, 2025 07:51 AM (RIvkX) 36
But to actively root for NYC or wherever to be hit by an Iranian or NorK nuke is something else entirely.
I do not root for anyone, anywhere to be harmed in any way. That having been said, my well of concern for what happens to the residents of NYC (or, in fact, pretty much any other big city) - innocent or not - is dry. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 01, 2025 07:52 AM (ExV1e) 37
For that kind of money, I would expect nothing less than a mile-wide moat between the Pacific Ocean and the Gulf of Mexico filled with sharks and crocodiles, both of which have lasers attached to their heads.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 01, 2025 07:42 AM (BpYfr) And then make it deep enough for boat traffic so the Panamanians have to suck small Chinese dicks for lunch money. Posted by: rhennigantx at January 01, 2025 07:52 AM (gbOdA) 38
I believe George Soros might be facing a death sentence in Hungary and at least one other country for his actions in destabilizing their currencies among other things.
IIRC, Indonesia would be the other country. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 01, 2025 07:53 AM (ExV1e) 39
32 "Lunch room lady as police chief. Check. Total clusterfuck. Check.
Posted by: bill in arkansas," I just saw her on tv urging people to keep calm, enjoy their visit, and stay away from Bourbon street. Posted by: fd at January 01, 2025 07:49 AM (vFG9F) Public office in NOLA is required just before the prison sentence. Posted by: rhennigantx at January 01, 2025 07:54 AM (gbOdA) 40
gotta say it, the irony of the last keffiyeh-maker in gaza being driven to the wall by chinese knockoff imports is kind of tasty, lol
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 01, 2025 07:55 AM (cY18j) 41
Lunch room lady as police chief. Check. Total clusterfuck. Check. Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door ________ Makes her overqualified for the job in NOLA, is that not so? Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 01, 2025 07:57 AM (dxSpM) Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 01, 2025 07:58 AM (cY18j) 43
39 A USMC friend of mine, from Lake Charles LA, said at one time about a third of the state population was on some sort of government payroll, be it state or local.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 01, 2025 07:58 AM (gm9Sb) 44
Abd al-Hadi Sabah, the head of the terror group’s Nukhba platoon in Hamas’s West Khan Younis Battalion, was wiped out during an intelligence-based attack in a Israeli-designated humanitarian zone in Khan Younis, according to military officials.
Officials said measures were taken to minimize civilian harm during the operation, led by the IDF and the Israel Security Agency. -------------- Compare and contrast to Biden's generous treatment of Khalid Sheikh Mohammed Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 01, 2025 08:00 AM (yOauX) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 01, 2025 08:01 AM (dxSpM) 46
My well of thinking of Used To Have A Different as a jocular fellow conservative with an odd sense of humor is about as deep as his well of concern for what happens to the residents pretty much any big city.
Let's all compare the depth of our wells. Different Nic, you just "voted for this." Hope you like it Good and Hard, squeakhole. Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at January 01, 2025 08:03 AM (zdLoL) 47
I think we are seeing the beginning of the end in Gaza. January 20 looms large over the entire geopolitical situation in the Middle East.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 01, 2025 08:05 AM (RIvkX) 48
Lone wolf or known wolf?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 01, 2025 08:06 AM (dR6yv) 49
Happy New Year!
Posted by: dantesed at January 01, 2025 08:07 AM (Oy/m2) 50
Happy New Year fine people!
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at January 01, 2025 08:07 AM (SfhV1) 51
In the wake of Elon Musk’s fiery defense of H-1B visas, it has come to light that Tesla has replaced U.S. employees laid off earlier this year with foreign workers holding the very H-1B visas that Musk lashed out at conservatives for not supporting.
== Very, very bad look for Elon Musk after what transpired over the H1B bruhaha and the pejoratives he flung around against some on the right. Posted by: Lady in Black at January 01, 2025 08:07 AM (qBdHI) 52
What a fkd up way to start the year. All that security and still 10 dead. Now they are saying it's wasn't terrorism. Tell that to the people who got run over.
If this guy turns out to be a muz or tranny, we may never know it's motive. Posted by: fd at January 01, 2025 08:08 AM (vFG9F) 53
Yonder Horde. Let's hope it'll be a happy year.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 01, 2025 08:08 AM (Q4IgG) 54
Probably just one of the crazy Thibodeaux cousins, tuned up on New Years cheer. He'll do a long stretch in Angola, surrounded by family members in a similar situation.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 01, 2025 08:09 AM (gm9Sb) 55
FBI-DEI Special Agent Duncan has taken over the investigation from NOPD.
Posted by: one hour sober at January 01, 2025 08:09 AM (Y1sOo) 56
Very, very bad look for Elon Musk after what transpired over the H1B bruhaha and the pejoratives he flung around against some on the right.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 01, 2025 08:07 AM (qBdHI) ==== As an African-American he can't be racist. Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 01, 2025 08:10 AM (RIvkX) 57
New York's anti-fossil fuel shakedown could spread to other states
So, if all the oil companies were to say that they're suspending all sales of oil and oil derivatives in NY starting on, say, 6 January... how long would it take for NY to call that a criminal act? Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 01, 2025 08:10 AM (ExV1e) 58
Under the guise of climate remediation, New York Gov. Kathy Hochul (D) signed a bill into law Dec. 27 that will allow the state to
FIXED Posted by: rhennigantx at January 01, 2025 08:11 AM (gbOdA) Posted by: rhennigantx at January 01, 2025 08:11 AM (gbOdA) 60
shit shit shit
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 01, 2025 08:11 AM (gbOdA) 61
I see that the truck in the New Orleans attack was flying a flag and the first thing police did when they arrived was to cover it up so you can't see it.
Odds that it's Palestinian? About 99% I'd say. Posted by: Ian S. at January 01, 2025 08:12 AM (t5upi) 62
FBI-DEI Special Agent Duncan has taken over the investigation from NOPD.
Posted by: one hour sober at January 01, 2025 08:09 AM (Y1sOo) ------------- And practicing his "we may never know" speech right now Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 01, 2025 08:12 AM (Mocvc) 63
Covid “Expert” Dr. Leana Wen Trotted Out to Promote More Bird Flu Scare
Would that be the bird flu which was engineered in Georgia using taxpayer funding? Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 01, 2025 08:12 AM (ExV1e) 64
shit shit shit
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 01, 2025 08:11 AM (gbOdA) --- That was close...no one wants to spend New Year's Day in The Barrel... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 01, 2025 08:13 AM (BpYfr) 65
Good thing that mass casualty attack was with a CAR rather than an AR. But I betcha it has a high capacity gas tank holding more than 8 gallons.
Legislation will be forthcoming to require filling existing gas tanks to reduce tank capacity with cement filler. Congress can stop the carnage, it just takes backbone and campaign contributions. Posted by: torabora at January 01, 2025 08:13 AM (nOeqx) Posted by: one hour sober at January 01, 2025 08:14 AM (Y1sOo) 67
'Crowds had gathered to attend an open-air concert and New Year’s countdown, with restaurants offering special deals and performances, according to the city’s official website. LGBTQ parties featuring dancing and drag cabaret were taking place elsewhere on Bourbon Street, the heart of the city’s gay community – just blocks from where the incident took place."
Posted by: one hour sober at January 01, 2025 07:38 AM (Y1sOo) I was at home, a scant few hundred miles away. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 01, 2025 08:14 AM (ExV1e) 68
The gruel is served cold in the Barrel on New Year's Day.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 01, 2025 08:15 AM (RIvkX) 69
"The gruel is served cold in the Barrel on New Year's Day.
Posted by: San Franpsycho" Those aren't black eyed peas. Posted by: fd at January 01, 2025 08:16 AM (vFG9F) 70
Good thing that mass casualty attack was with a CAR rather than an AR. But I betcha it has a high capacity gas tank holding more than 8 gallons.
It was both. The driver got out of the car and shot people afterwards. Posted by: Ian S. at January 01, 2025 08:16 AM (t5upi) Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 01, 2025 08:17 AM (gm9Sb) 72
I betcha he was on their radar.
Posted by: torabora at January 01, 2025 08:17 AM (nOeqx) 73
For what it's worth, pickup truck has TX plates:
https://tinyurl.com/nhdnn6k5 Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 01, 2025 07:49 AM (aSBjH) And what about the perpetrator? I'm guessing the fact that we don't know means that we know, you know. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 01, 2025 08:18 AM (ExV1e) Posted by: fd at January 01, 2025 08:18 AM (vFG9F) 75
Good morning and Happy New Year, everyone.
What's that fresh smell wafting in the air? New administration air cleaner? Yes, yes it is. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 01, 2025 08:19 AM (kLJmv) 76
I see that the truck in the New Orleans attack was flying a flag and the first thing police did when they arrived was to cover it up so you can't see it.
-- If that's indeed true, I know 100% it isn't an American flag. Posted by: Lady in Black at January 01, 2025 08:19 AM (qBdHI) 77
"NOLA mayor calling it a terror attack"
yeah, then FBI agent said it was not a terrorist attack. At least they had DEI working, two black women and one geriatric white woman at the podium, telling us almost nothing. Assume the driver is dead or in custody, but they did not say that. I guess FBI is going with "Don't say Terrorist" protocol? I'm wondering if mayor has other info to get her to say terror attack ... like was he yelling alahu snackbar? idk ... mentioned some explosive device in pickup truck, but they were not sure if it was active. Mayor said stay away from Bourbon Street, and 8 blocks away from the scene. But enjoy the rest of the city and the Bowl game, have a nice day. next press conference not till 11am. Posted by: illiniwek at January 01, 2025 08:21 AM (Cus5s) Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 01, 2025 08:22 AM (gm9Sb) 79
Mornin’, All. Happy New Year!
Posted by: Bulg at January 01, 2025 08:23 AM (v6JzV) 80
The photo on the DM shows the covered up flag on a PVC pole attached to the bumper. There has to be video of it. I expect the DM to have the pics before everyone else.
Posted by: fd at January 01, 2025 08:23 AM (vFG9F) Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 01, 2025 08:23 AM (ExV1e) 82
Good morning again everyone. Happy New Year to all. Thx JJ hope your new year is happy and healthy.
Fox just said the White House announced Biden has been briefed about New Orleans. I feel better already Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 01, 2025 08:24 AM (MLa3L) 83
It was probably a Quaker.
Posted by: dantesed at January 01, 2025 08:24 AM (Oy/m2) 84
Fox just said the White House announced Biden has been briefed about New Orleans. I feel better already
Isn't Biden in the Virgin Islands? Posted by: Ian S. at January 01, 2025 08:25 AM (Aq1uz) 85
Round up his family, every family associated with his family, all known associates of those families and escort them back to mecca.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 01, 2025 08:25 AM (kLJmv) 86
Long time lurker and very rare commenter here. We are a country with a rich history, a wonderful patchwork of cultures, and an embarrassing wealth of riches in regards to natural resources and talent. Unfortunately, we are also beset by a political class and culture that has done nothing but to steal, kill, and destroy. Let’s keep fighting. This country is still the best hope of the world. Happy new year to all of you commenters, Ace, and the cobloggers.
Posted by: 144 at January 01, 2025 08:26 AM (h1aFU) 87
A couple of those pics at the DM are really gory and I can't believe they still have them on there. Those poor people.
Posted by: fd at January 01, 2025 08:26 AM (vFG9F) 88
Happy New Year, 144!
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at January 01, 2025 08:27 AM (SfhV1) 89
"Hey, lose that Pali flag and put this Trump one on the truck"
FBI Agent on Scene -- What's sad is this is not unrealistic. Posted by: Lady in Black at January 01, 2025 08:27 AM (qBdHI) 90
@84 Ian S. Wherever Biden may be he's not there.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 01, 2025 08:28 AM (MLa3L) 91
New Orleans terror suspect reported dead.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 01, 2025 08:28 AM (MLa3L) Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 01, 2025 08:28 AM (aSBjH) Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 01, 2025 08:29 AM (u82oZ) 94
Posted by: 144 at January 01, 2025 08:26 AM (h1aFU)
-- Happy New Year to you as well! And to all the wonderful Horde, for that matter. Posted by: Lady in Black at January 01, 2025 08:29 AM (qBdHI) 95
Friends and family say he was just turning his life around.
And on his way home from bible study. Posted by: Local media at January 01, 2025 08:29 AM (dg+HA) 96
729 and thru da links
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 01, 2025 08:29 AM (gbOdA) 97
76 I see that the truck in the New Orleans attack was flying a flag and the first thing police did when they arrived was to cover it up so you can't see it.
--- Part of that free speech thingy is the right to know as much as the right to say. Covering up that flag is against the law. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 01, 2025 08:31 AM (kLJmv) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 01, 2025 08:31 AM (dxSpM) 99
Happy New Year, 144!
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at January 01, 2025 08:27 AM (SfhV1) Er, it's 2025 grammie.... Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 01, 2025 08:31 AM (0eaVi) 100
One thing about NOLA, they didn't waste time reading him his rights or arresting him.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 01, 2025 08:32 AM (kLJmv) 101
Local news on the NO truck/shooting attack: The "ten dead" includes the driver himself, so he killed nine. Currently the Fox outlet is saying explosive devices were found in his pickup truck. The cops are canvassing the Quarter, looking for other devices, I guess. A camera at the Royal Sonesta Hotel, about four blocks into the Quarter, is showing the truck on the street -- so apparently he mowed down his victims over several blocks.
Police Chief Kirkpatrick says it was not a DUI. Twenty-six injured people in hospital. She says he killed ten instead of nine. Mostly locals. Two officers shot but stable. The FBI will be taking over from the PD, though the local special agent is saying "not a terrorist incident" despite the explosives found in the truck. Press conference coming at 11:00 Central. Miss Linda was just down there yesterday afternoon . . .! Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 01, 2025 08:32 AM (omVj0) 102
Er, it's 2025 grammie.... Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 01, 2025 08:31 AM (0eaVi) _________ Emperor Antoninus Pius wishes everyone a Happy New Year. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 01, 2025 08:33 AM (dxSpM) 103
99 Happy New Year, 144!
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at January 01, 2025 08:27 AM (SfhV1) Er, it's 2025 grammie.... Posted by: OrangeEnt You kids and these newfangled four digit years... Posted by: Grandpa Simpson at January 01, 2025 08:33 AM (dg+HA) 104
Fox just said the White House announced Biden has been briefed about New Orleans. I feel better already
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 01, 2025 08:24 AM (MLa3L) Reenacted with hot wheel car and green army men so he could understand what happened. Posted by: rhennigantx at January 01, 2025 08:34 AM (gbOdA) 105
New Orleans terror suspect reported dead.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 01, 2025 *** Yes, the cops (there's always a strong PD presence on Bourbon on NYEve) took him out right quickly. For me this is like hearing that your home town, your old neighborhood, has been invaded by terrifying and violent aliens. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 01, 2025 08:34 AM (omVj0) 106
01,01, 2025
Posted by: Ben Had at January 01, 2025 08:35 AM (XTmTf) 107
As grim as it might be, this attack in NOLA is a sure sign of the times. Whether the attacker is a deranged leftist or a Middle Eastern spark of diversity isn't really the issue since the victims are likely not from one of the protected classes.
The immediate attempts at a cover-up and the arrival of the feds moments after the attack are a clue. Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 01, 2025 08:35 AM (Q4IgG) 108
Latest count is ten dead, thirty-five injured.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 01, 2025 08:36 AM (omVj0) 109
Hey Fat! That hot, young gal of a police chief in Nawlins. Wow, Hot Mama! Yum Yum For Daddy! Hurricane, Screen door.
Posted by: Joe Biden, Old Sex Pest at January 01, 2025 08:36 AM (R/m4+) Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 01, 2025 08:36 AM (u82oZ) 111
Wow, Hot Mama! Yum Yum For Daddy! Hurricane, Screen door. Posted by: Joe Biden, Old Sex Pest at January 01, 2025 08:36 AM (R/m4+) _________ I love my wife, but oh you kid! Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 01, 2025 08:37 AM (dxSpM) 112
104 Fox just said the White House announced Biden has been briefed about New Orleans. I feel better already
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 01, 2025 08:24 AM (MLa3L) Reenacted with hot wheel car and green army men so he could understand what happened. Posted by: rhennigantx at January 01, 2025 08:34 AM (gbOdA) First he is "de-briefed" of his soiled Depends. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 01, 2025 08:37 AM (x0n13) 113
Happy 2025!
Posted by: redridinghood at January 01, 2025 08:38 AM (NpAcC) 114
Here's an H1B visa stat for you:
Last year, the top 30 H-1B visa employers laid off 84,556 people at the same time as they sought 34,414 new H1-B foreign workers. This includes firms such as @elonmusk 's Tesla. So it is just body shop workers. Nothing that benefits US as a whole. Posted by: rhennigantx at January 01, 2025 08:38 AM (gbOdA) 115
NaCly, dearest. Happy New Year.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 01, 2025 08:38 AM (XTmTf) 116
"Police are yet to provide any information about the suspect, aside from his gender."
I wonder what his gender is. Posted by: fd at January 01, 2025 08:38 AM (vFG9F) 117
Fundamentals, OODA loop.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 01, 2025 08:38 AM (kLJmv) 118
JJ, you're mistaken:
"The lunatic randomly shoving a Big Apple straphanger onto Manhattan subway tracks Tuesday afternoon was charged with attempted murder. Kamel Hawkins, 23, was also charged with second-degree assault after he pushed a complete stranger onto the tracks." The subways are perfectly safe now: "In March, I took action to make our subways safer for the millions of people who take the trains each day, crime is going down, and ridership is going up." -- NYGov Hochul Posted by: Moses Lambert at January 01, 2025 08:39 AM (UkMCv) 119
Is there video then of the police covering up the crime evidence?
Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2025 08:39 AM (fwDg9) 120
New year, new box of Chardonnay.
Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at January 01, 2025 08:40 AM (dg+HA) 121
"Police are yet to provide any information about the suspect, aside from his gender."
I wonder what his gender is. Posted by: fd at January 01, 2025 08:38 AM (vFG9F) Considering that the "suspect" is, supposedly, dead, how do they know the gender? Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 01, 2025 08:40 AM (ExV1e) 122
Good day to you all. Never expected to get a quarter century in. Still cleaning up some of my y2k issues.
Posted by: From about That Time at January 01, 2025 08:40 AM (4780s) 123
for the millions of people who take the trains each day, crime is going down, and ridership is going up."
-- NYGov Hochul --------- and by "going down" Horse Face meant going down onto the tracks and in front of an oncoming train Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 01, 2025 08:41 AM (Yawo6) 124
Maybe Miss Linda will rethink how she feels about your retirement plans.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 01, 2025 08:41 AM (NQtI0) 125
Happy New Year Horde!
Thank you JJ for valiantly producing the MR even through illness this year. May the Lord God keep you in good health this year. Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at January 01, 2025 08:41 AM (J5RCE) 126
Maybe Miss Linda will rethink how she feels about your retirement plans.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 01, 2025 *** We're going for a walk this morning in the park. There will be . . . a conversation. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 01, 2025 08:42 AM (omVj0) 127
So police had the chance to ask the Murderer what his gender was before he died? Otherwise how would they know?
Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2025 08:42 AM (fwDg9) 128
The H1B thing is a distraction promoted by our own podcasters. H1B is a crappy deal that will be overhauled. The hair on fire radio, and podcasters are not helping they are only interested in generating audience.
Focus on primary problems first. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 01, 2025 08:42 AM (kLJmv) 129
"Considering that the "suspect" is, supposedly, dead, how do they know the gender?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic" A list of pronouns pinned to it's shirt. Posted by: fd at January 01, 2025 08:42 AM (vFG9F) Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at January 01, 2025 08:44 AM (iODuv) 131
I don't think New Yorkers "vote for this". But, considering that the turnout for mayoral elections is less than 20%, neither can it be said that it seems too important to vote for an alternative. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 01, 2025 08:44 AM (dxSpM) 132
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and by "going down" Horse Face meant going down onto the tracks and in front of an oncoming train Posted by: Huck Follywood --- Or face first to the floor. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 01, 2025 08:44 AM (kLJmv) 133
What if this guy had decided to do this on Thanksgiving afternoon, when Linda and I were right there in that first block of Bourbon? Though I stay on sidewalks, and with the balcony posts at intervals in certain blocks, t would be harder for a careening vehicle to hit people on those sidewalks. Bourbon this morning was crammed with people in the actual street -- standing targets.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 01, 2025 08:46 AM (omVj0) 134
Fox just said the White House announced Biden has been briefed about New Orleans. I feel better already
----------- Sir, "New Orleans" is a city. It's in Louisiana, which is a state. No sir! A state! Like Delaware. We have 50 of them. Anyway.... Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 01, 2025 08:46 AM (hs23C) 135
If it's not a terrorist attack why is the FBI involved?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 01, 2025 08:46 AM (kLJmv) 136
If it's not a terrorist attack why is the FBI involved?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 01, 2025 *** Good question. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 01, 2025 08:47 AM (omVj0) 137
125 Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at January 01, 2025 08:41 AM (J5RCE)
Many thanks for your kind wishes. So far my doctors are very pleased with my progress. I seem to be on a good track health wise. Now the trick is not to outlive my finances!!! Happy 2025! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 01, 2025 08:48 AM (x0n13) 138
If it's not a terrorist attack why is the FBI involved?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 01, 2025 08:46 AM (kLJmv) - TX plates, for starters. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 01, 2025 08:48 AM (aSBjH) 139
testing
Posted by: davidt at January 01, 2025 08:48 AM (i0F8b) 140
"NOLA mayor LaToya Cantrell called the event a terror attack, but FBI special agent Alethea Duncan then said 'it's not a terrorist event.'"
Who bishes they be? Posted by: one hour sober at January 01, 2025 08:49 AM (Y1sOo) 141
The video from the X link someone above posted has a bunch of gunshots for about 3 seconds, I assume cops returning fire. Truck has 3 "bullet" holes in back window ...
Posted by: illiniwek at January 01, 2025 08:49 AM (Cus5s) 142
Well as usual the first thing to do is cover up the crime. Declare no motive is known.
Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2025 08:49 AM (fwDg9) 143
The Sugar Bowl is *tonight*? I thought it was not until this weekend.
And we're going to be plagued with the Stupor Bowl later this winter. Oh, joy. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 01, 2025 08:50 AM (omVj0) 144
hampsters didn't like me wishing a happy new year, disappeared it
Posted by: davidt at January 01, 2025 08:50 AM (i0F8b) 145
134 I was one of the first riders on The City of New Orleans. It was me, that Arlo guy that thinks he can sing, and my son Beau who died. I did tell you Beau died, didn't I? Man, I like trains.
Joe Biden, wearing an engineers cap and playing with the Lionel Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 01, 2025 08:50 AM (gm9Sb) 146
So, did the guy who got pushed onto the subway tracks actually survive? They only charged the perp spark-of-divinity with attempted murder.
Posted by: Bulg at January 01, 2025 08:50 AM (v6JzV) 147
Will we get a statement from Jill or not is the question
Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2025 08:50 AM (fwDg9) 148
Will we get a statement from Jill or not is the question
Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2025 08:50 AM (fwDg9) Will we discover that they crossed the border at some point in the past four years? Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 01, 2025 08:52 AM (ExV1e) 149
"Warren Upton, recognized as the oldest living survivor of the Pearl Harbor attack and the final survivor from the USS Utah, has passed away at the age of 105."
RIP Warren Upton. Many thanks for your service, sir. Some USS Utah information. She is informally known as The Forgotten Ship of Pearl Harbor. Torpedoed (by torpedo bombers) and capsized on December 7th. She was moored on the opposite side of Ford Island from Battleship Row. Fifty-eight crew members were killed in the dastardly attack. Salute to them! USS Utah today https://tinyurl.com/yhsaxasj https://tinyurl.com/4xpmcywu USS Utah Memorial Web Site https://www.ussutah1941.org/ Posted by: Gref at January 01, 2025 08:53 AM (aBgBM) 150
Bourbon is shut down for about 7-8 blocks. I grew up in the 700 block. Are they letting people who actually live there get to their homes?
Apparently the driver rammed into a forklift that was parked on Bourbon about three blocks in, and that was when he emerged shooting and the cops used him for target practice. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 01, 2025 08:53 AM (omVj0) 151
"We are currently investigating the driver and the very instant we find a connection to Donald Trump, we will demand accountability."
Posted by: NR Pax at January 01, 2025 08:53 AM (lXCUP) 152
They only charged the perp spark-of-divinity with attempted murder. Posted by: Bulg at January 01, 2025 08:50 AM (v6JzV) _________ Just part of the rich tapestry of urban life. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 01, 2025 08:54 AM (dxSpM) 153
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'knife crime gun crime Assault weapon crime victimless crime Seems to me we have a crime problem.' Did you know that in every one of these situations is... A criminal? What if we policed those that are now or are likely to become a criminal? Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 01, 2025 08:55 AM (3wi/L) 154
JJ, with all the birthdays you’ve had, you’ve already lived, like, 32,785 years. Your finances must be really robust!
Happy New Year! Posted by: Bulg at January 01, 2025 08:56 AM (v6JzV) Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 01, 2025 08:57 AM (cY18j) 156
The NOLA murderer used a truck that CROSSED STATE LINES!!11!
We need commonsense truck laws. This truck was bought at a car show and the car show loophole made the sale possible. Posted by: M. Gaga at January 01, 2025 08:58 AM (KiBMU) 157
One truck a month ought to be enough for anybody.
Posted by: Your neighborhood Karen at January 01, 2025 08:59 AM (dg+HA) 158
156 The NOLA murderer used a truck that CROSSED STATE LINES!!11!
So glad I wasn't drinking my coffee when I read that. Posted by: NR Pax at January 01, 2025 08:59 AM (lXCUP) 159
154 JJ, with all the birthdays you’ve had, you’ve already lived, like, 32,785 years. Your finances must be really robust!
Happy New Year! Posted by: Bulg at January 01, 2025 08:56 AM (v6JzV) Doesn't quite work that way! :-) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 01, 2025 09:00 AM (x0n13) 160
Was it one of those trucks with the thing that goes up?
Posted by: A truck expert on cable news at January 01, 2025 09:01 AM (dg+HA) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 01, 2025 09:01 AM (dxSpM) Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 01, 2025 09:02 AM (aSBjH) 163
The truck used in the Nawlins fender bender was most likely bought at a Car Show without any background check or registration.
We Must Close The Car Show Loophole! Posted by: Karen Muddlumps, Local democrat scold and busybody at January 01, 2025 09:02 AM (R/m4+) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 01, 2025 09:02 AM (dxSpM) 165
Another day older and deeper in debt
Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2025 09:03 AM (fwDg9) 166
Did you know that in every one of these situations is...
A criminal? What if we policed those that are now or are likely to become a criminal? Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 01, 2025 08:55 AM (3wi/L) Kamal the subway pusher injured a cop about 3 or 4 years ago that had to take medical retirement. Posted by: rhennigantx at January 01, 2025 09:03 AM (gbOdA) Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 01, 2025 09:05 AM (dg+HA) 168
Kamal the subway pusher injured a cop about 3 or 4 years ago that had to take medical retirement. Posted by: rhennigantx at January 01, 2025 09:03 AM (gbOdA) _______ Except that cops in New York take medical retirement when they stub their toe. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 01, 2025 09:06 AM (dxSpM) 169
The US Capitol and the Washington Monument were both struck by lightning last night, as were One World Trade Center and the Empire State Building.
Posted by: Bulg at January 01, 2025 09:06 AM (v6JzV) 170
23 Wow. Mayor says yerrorist attack, local Fibbie says not terrorist, but there were IEDs found.
So Allah akbar. Likely. Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at January 01, 2025 07:43 AM (dEYSD) So we know it's a lettered agency asset that went off the rails again. Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 01, 2025 09:06 AM (OA79/) 171
Biden statement: This terrible event in New Orleans would not have taken place if I were still president.
Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at January 01, 2025 09:07 AM (JRP2U) 172
A truly deranged agent provocateur will one day do something similar with a flag displayed that will intentionally point at conservatives. Either with a physical flag or carefully planned and placed social media breadcrumbs that will set the violent left off. Too easy to instigate a horrifically dangerous and damaging lie these days. They travel the globe before the truth gets out of bed. And Satan’s Retards are ripe for becoming the useful idiots they are set up to be.
FFS, the media aka fifth column tries to point at ‘us’ EVERY FUCKING TIME as it is. It is a no brainer for China/the elites/the kleptocracy/the oligarchs/aka Satan’s devotees. Father please forgive those that know not what they do, but as for those that have chosen that side? Please destroy them. Posted by: Denny Crane! at January 01, 2025 09:07 AM (raeI8) 173
Happy New Year good people. May all your dreams come true. Or, at the very least, may all your fears be avoided.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 01, 2025 09:07 AM (WXNFJ) 174
Known wolf. Here it comes.....
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 01, 2025 09:08 AM (dR6yv) 175
Wow. Mayor says yerrorist attack, local Fibbie says not terrorist, but there were IEDs found.
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at January 01, 2025 07:43 AM (dEYSD) - Maybe terror is in the eyes of the Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 01, 2025 09:08 AM (aSBjH) 176
171 Biden statement: This terrible event in New Orleans would not have taken place if I were still president.
Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at January 01, 2025 09:07 AM (JRP2U) It's go time Joe. Posted by: Mandlebaum at January 01, 2025 09:09 AM (OA79/) 177
La Toya ain't a name seen in the NYT's wedding announcements too often, but I'd bet that every NOLA homicide dick has a La Toya or two in his list of CIs.
Posted by: M. Gaga at January 01, 2025 09:09 AM (KiBMU) 178
He was on the radar, yada, yada, yada
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 01, 2025 09:10 AM (dR6yv) 179
Good morning. Is Sweet Red a good breakfast wine?
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 01, 2025 09:10 AM (Aqu9a) 180
Or, at the very least, may all your fears be avoided. Posted by: Tonypete at January 01, 2025 09:07 AM (WXNFJ) _________ I'd be satisfied with nothing too disastrous happening. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 01, 2025 09:10 AM (dxSpM) 181
I saw the video of the violent lunatic pushing the guy under the subway car. I'm not blaming the victim, but standing near the edge of the platform looking at your phone , oblivious to your dangerous surroundings , is a recipe for disaster. Know where you are at all times
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 01, 2025 09:11 AM (MLa3L) 182
FBI now says investigating as potential terror attack.
Posted by: illiniwek at January 01, 2025 09:11 AM (Cus5s) 183
Mandlebaum! Mandlebaum! Mandlebaum!
Posted by: Obscure Seinfeld reference at January 01, 2025 09:12 AM (dg+HA) 184
Good morning. Is Sweet Red a good breakfast wine?
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 01, 2025 09:10 AM (Aqu9a) - Holy , Man Oh Manishevitz Batman! Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 01, 2025 09:12 AM (aSBjH) 185
Doesn't this attack in NOLA have a similar information void and confusion like the first assassination attempt?
Local LE says one thing, feds say another. Then everyone just shuts up, sits down behind closed doors and tries to get their stories straight. Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 01, 2025 09:12 AM (Q4IgG) 186
179 Count de Monet, that sounds like a question for Old Lady Emhoff. I believe she posts here.
Posted by: Bulg at January 01, 2025 09:12 AM (v6JzV) 187
28 "Hillary's inner thighs and perineum.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton" And Anthony's weiner. Probably nothing can faze her by now. She doesn't get much attention but she sure keeps herself in the arteries of power. Posted by: fd at January 01, 2025 07:46 AM (vFG9F) Just like like chubble. Marrying into monied powered billionaires. For certain values of "married" Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 01, 2025 09:12 AM (OA79/) 188
The US Capitol and the Washington Monument were both struck by lightning last night, as were One World Trade Center and the Empire State Building.
Posted by: Bulg at January 01, 2025 09:06 AM (v6JzV) Empire gets regular lighting hits, as did the old WTC. When I worked at our transmitter site at Empire on the 89th floor, the entire room rattled when we took a lightning hit. After a while, you became accustomed to it. After all, the tower IS a huge lightning rod. Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at January 01, 2025 09:13 AM (iODuv) 189
I saw the video of the violent lunatic pushing the guy under the subway car. I'm not blaming the victim, but
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 01, 2025 09:11 AM (MLa3L) - FIFY Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 01, 2025 09:13 AM (aSBjH) 190
Biden’s Dog, are you gonna keep your nic after Slow Joe leaves the White House?
Posted by: Bulg at January 01, 2025 09:14 AM (v6JzV) 191
It sounds like it's turning into a circus. Which the feds enjoy.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 01, 2025 09:14 AM (dR6yv) 192
>>FBI now says investigating as potential terror attack.
Whoa, have I already been replaced as lead investigator? Posted by: FBI-DEI special agent Alethea Duncan at January 01, 2025 09:15 AM (Y1sOo) 193
Good morning. Is Sweet Red a good breakfast wine?
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 01, 2025 09:10 AM Yes. Next question? Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at January 01, 2025 09:15 AM (dg+HA) 194
Biden’s Dog, are you gonna keep your nic after Slow Joe leaves the White House?
Posted by: Bulg at January 01, 2025 09:14 AM (v6JzV) - Most probably. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 01, 2025 09:16 AM (aSBjH) 195
@149 Gref, people forget that the Utah had been a battleship but because of its age it had shifted to training/ target ship
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 01, 2025 09:16 AM (MLa3L) 196
The media cannot wait for an ‘I told you so’’. And some LOSER will absolutely be the Jessie Smollet for them but will plan it wayyyyy better. Dark forces will easily see to it and take advantage of some sick person.
Like I said, they make everything out to be an ‘I told you so ‘ as it is, purposefully hiding critical information that would immediately squash the animosity and searches for confirmation bias. It is almost as if they are purposely destroying any and all amounts of of Domestic Tranquility being gleaned and nurtured in this country that they can. Posted by: Denny Crane! at January 01, 2025 09:17 AM (raeI8) 197
192 >>FBI now says investigating as potential terror attack.
Whoa, have I already been replaced as lead investigator? Posted by: FBI-DEI special agent Alethea Duncan at January 01, 2025 09:15 AM (Y1sOo) Reporting for dooty. Posted by: Special agent kanna holsterit at January 01, 2025 09:17 AM (OA79/) 198
Wonder if the attack at the Christmas market in Germany gave this guy inspiration?
Posted by: dantesed at January 01, 2025 09:17 AM (Oy/m2) 199
Good morning and happy new year. Comment count seems a little low for this time of day - I assume there are regulars who are, um, sleeping in and trying to recover from last night.
Posted by: PabloD at January 01, 2025 09:18 AM (lHDn+) 200
Yes.
Next question? Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at January 01, 2025 09:15 AM (dg+HA) I accept your expert authority on the question. Posted by: Count de Monet at January 01, 2025 09:18 AM (Aqu9a) 201
Posted by: FBI-DEI special agent Alethea Duncan at January 01, 2025 09:15 AM (Y1sOo)
- Alethea (or Aletha). I bet she got the job just because of her name. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 01, 2025 09:19 AM (aSBjH) 202
Most probably.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 01, 2025 09:16 AM (aSBjH) ==== Good. I fear change. Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 01, 2025 09:19 AM (RIvkX) 203
Posted by: FBI-DEI special agent Alethea Duncan at January 01, 2025 09:15 AM (Y1sOo)
- Alethea (or Aletha). I bet she got the job just because of her name. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 01, 2025 09:19 AM (aSBjH) And the way she belts out "RESPECT" on karaoke night. Posted by: Count de Monet at January 01, 2025 09:21 AM (Aqu9a) 204
Alethea (or Aletha). I bet she got the job just because of her name. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 01, 2025 *** She's black and has dreadlocks. I suspect that had something to do with it. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 01, 2025 09:21 AM (omVj0) 205
Reporting for dooty.
Posted by: Special agent kanna holsterit at January 01, 2025 09:17 AM (OA79/) - Reporting for backup doody. Secretary of Trans Peter Paul Montgomery Buttigieg Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 01, 2025 09:22 AM (aSBjH) 206
FBI-DEI special agent Alethea Duncan looks like she is about 35, or maybe younger. She has the Karine curly hair thang going on.
Posted by: illiniwek at January 01, 2025 09:23 AM (Cus5s) 207
And the way she belts out "RESPECT" on karaoke night.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 01, 2025 09:21 AM (Aqu9a) - Now it's all coming together. Her Chinese mother named her after singing legend Aletha Flanklin. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 01, 2025 09:24 AM (aSBjH) 208
I'm on it. Sorry I'm late. I was breast feeding my child.
Posted by: USSS Special Agent Lactate who abandoned her post at Trump event at January 01, 2025 09:25 AM (Y1sOo) 209
Biden’s Dog, are you gonna keep your nic after Slow Joe leaves the White House?
Posted by: Bulg Do the Bidens still have any dogs after all the biting incidents? If they do they will probably go to the pound now. No need to pretend that they are dog lovers any longer. Posted by: Florida Peasant at January 01, 2025 09:25 AM (Lo97M) 210
At least 10 dead, 35 injured.
Posted by: L - Hook him, book him, cook him. Now! at January 01, 2025 09:27 AM (NFX2v) 211
An investigation by the Inspector General has found that three senior DOJ officials violated the law by leaking sensitive & private information to the media to hurt President Trump's reelection chances.
“The OIG investigation found that three then Senior DOJ Officials violated DOJ’s Confidentiality and Media Contacts Policy by leaking to select reporters, days before an election, non-public DOJ investigative information regarding ongoing DOJ investigative matters, resulting in the publication of two news articles that included the non-public DOJ investigative information.” ... https://tinyurl.com/yeyw5576 Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 01, 2025 09:27 AM (kLJmv) 212
At a news conference, New Orleans Mayor LaToya Cantrell described the killings as a “terrorist attack” and the city’s police chief said the act was clearly intentional. But an assistant FBI agent in charge declared that it was “not a terrorist event.” The news conference ended before authorities could reconcile the two characterizations.
---------------- Workplace violence? An unhappy mailman? Since they also found at least one IED, or so claims the local news report, i'm going with the Amish. Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 01, 2025 09:27 AM (JHp89) 213
Good morning and a happy new year to all! Wishing everyone here a firm resolve and a firm dong.
Posted by: gKWVE at January 01, 2025 09:28 AM (qSHqn) 214
Do the Bidens still have any dogs after all the biting incidents?
Posted by: Florida Peasant at January 01, 2025 09:25 AM (Lo97M) - Grok: No, the Bidens do not currently have a dog in the White House. Commander, their German Shepherd, was removed from the White House campus following a series of biting incidents. This was confirmed by statements from the White House and various news outlets Personally, I blame.... the chews. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 01, 2025 09:28 AM (aSBjH) 215
There were 'concerns' that the recent attack in Germany would be imitated.
Posted by: L - Hook him, book him, cook him. Now! at January 01, 2025 09:28 AM (NFX2v) Posted by: Count de Monet at January 01, 2025 09:29 AM (Aqu9a) 217
Any alien who, after written notice required under [sections 239(a)(1) and (2) of the INA] has been provided to the alien or the alien's counsel of record, does not attend a proceeding under this section, shall be ordered removed in absentia if the Service establishes by clear, unequivocal, and convincing evidence that the written notice was so provided and that the alien is removable.
Over 35% are no shows. That list should be on Homans desk. Posted by: rhennigantx at January 01, 2025 09:29 AM (gbOdA) 218
Dagny La Siberienne cat is sitting next to me on the arm of the couch. This is rare.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 01, 2025 09:29 AM (omVj0) 219
198 Wonder if the attack at the Christmas market in Germany gave this guy inspiration?
Posted by: dantesed at January 01, 2025 09:17 AM (Oy/m2) Recall the Waukesha Wisconsin Christmas attack of a few short years ago! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 01, 2025 09:29 AM (x0n13) Posted by: rhennigantx at January 01, 2025 09:30 AM (gbOdA) 221
Now it's all coming together. Her Chinese mother named her after singing legend Aletha Flanklin.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 01, 2025 09:24 AM (aSBjH) -------- I'll bet that sounds better in the original Korean Posted by: Team America, World Police at January 01, 2025 09:30 AM (JHp89) 222
209 The Bidens probably gave their dogs to a certain fancier of sous-vide canine meat.
Posted by: Bulg at January 01, 2025 09:30 AM (v6JzV) 223
Ars gratia artis
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 01, 2025 09:30 AM (omVj0) 224
The mass rape of tens of thousands of girls across the United Kingdom by mostly Muslim men remains one of the biggest attempted coverups in modern British history
The lenient sentences, the attempts to stop investigations and no authorities punished This shames our country more: https://tinyurl.com/34vh82zx Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 01, 2025 09:31 AM (kLJmv) 225
Seems lucky that (very heavy) manlift was in the street, and that the truck hit it. Otherwise might have gone blocks down Bourbon.
Posted by: illiniwek at January 01, 2025 09:31 AM (Cus5s) 226
Why during press conferences are the speakers all surrounded by a gang of people? Are they afraid to stand up there by themselves?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 01, 2025 09:31 AM (omVj0) 227
216 Today, January 1, is National Bloody Mary Day.
And National alphabet Letter "Z" Day Posted by: Count de Monet at January 01, 2025 09:29 AM (Aqu9a) "Ooh Hot" - - IJN Adm. Toto, 1905 Battle of Tsu Shima Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 01, 2025 09:32 AM (x0n13) 228
Since they also found at least one IED, or so claims the local news report, i'm going with the Amish.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 01, 2025 09:27 AM (JHp89) Damn, I read that as "they found at least one IUD". Guess another cup of coffee is in order. OY. Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at January 01, 2025 09:32 AM (iODuv) 229
Parents who attempted to rescue their children were arrested when the police arrived
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 01, 2025 09:32 AM (kLJmv) 230
At a news conference, New Orleans Mayor LaToya Cantrell described the killings as a “terrorist attack” and the city’s police chief said the act was clearly intentional. But an assistant FBI agent in charge declared that it was “not a terrorist event.” The news conference ended before authorities could reconcile the two characterizations.
---------------- Workplace violence? An unhappy mailman? Since they also found at least one IED, or so claims the local news report, i'm going with the Amish. Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 01, 2025 09:27 AM (JHp89) No, the unhappy mailman with an IED sounds like Myron the Mailman from Jingle All The Way. Still searching for a TurboMan action figure for his kid, no doubt. Posted by: Count de Monet at January 01, 2025 09:32 AM (Aqu9a) 231
or maybe driver was shot first, then hit the manlift, idk. lots of cops roaming Bourbon Street, especially for big days like this.
Posted by: illiniwek at January 01, 2025 09:32 AM (Cus5s) 232
With all that ‘the world is a powder keg’ contingency thinking being said out loud again, I want to follow up with positivity. To propagate and maintain a kind of Romans 8:28 vibe and expectation of faith in the return of the King.
28 And we know that in all things God works for the good of those who love him, who have been called according to his purpose. Maranatha and Happy New Year, Horde! Dear Lord, make us brave in the face of all that is to come. Maybe even help us to enjoy it somehow. Posted by: Denny Crane! at January 01, 2025 09:33 AM (raeI8) 233
I hope has changed his position on Kelo though nothing he can really do about unless he has the DOJ to get involved.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 01, 2025 09:33 AM (D6PGr) 234
I hope Trump has changed his position.....
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 01, 2025 09:34 AM (D6PGr) 235
...grooming gangs trial summary transcripts are utterly grotesque.
following: https://tinyurl.com/2pt5ady2 Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 01, 2025 09:37 AM (kLJmv) 236
Reading "The Historical Enmity Between Spanish and English Culture" I'm not seeing it. Culturally Portugal is not all different from Spain, and England was able to stay allied to Portugal for many centuries.
What I read in the article is a history of Spanish aggression against England (and Spain got beat) and American aggression against Mexico and Spain (and Spain got beat). Culturally Spain has been a sort of Latin Crusader state. I doubt how incompatible that is with, say, Puritanism, excepting on Sundays. Posted by: gKWVE at January 01, 2025 09:38 AM (qSHqn) 237
Was in discussions with herself to stop in nawlins on the way back from Florida and spend a night at the Roosevelt Hotel, no chance now. Prayers to the Big Easy. Posted by: Auspex at January 01, 2025 09:38 AM (ivDq9) 238
grooming gang leaders were allowed to stay in the UK when it was decided that deporting them would breach their human rights.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 01, 2025 09:39 AM (kLJmv) 239
On the other hand Islam is incompatible with just about everything.
Posted by: gKWVE at January 01, 2025 09:39 AM (qSHqn) 240
And King Charles just Knighted the Mayor of London.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 01, 2025 09:40 AM (kLJmv) 241
Ian Miles Cheong@stillgray
British police turned a blind eye to grooming gangs and ignored the plight of their very young victims. "Police had gone around to the house, they found this 13-year-old girl with another young girl, she was almost completely naked, she was blind drunk, and she was with 7 adult Pakistani men, she was drunk and leery. Police arrested the 13yo girl for being drunk and disorderly." This excerpt is from a talk by Andrew Norfolk, chief investigative reporter for The Times, through his four year investigation into “the lost girls of Rotherham.” Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 01, 2025 09:44 AM (kLJmv) 242
228 228 Since they also found at least one IED, or so claims the local news report, i'm going with the Amish.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 01, 2025 09:27 AM (JHp89) Damn, I read that as "they found at least one IUD". Guess another cup of coffee is in order. OY. Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at January 01, 2025 09:32 AM (iODuv) "Dei go across to Joizy to get their IOU's!" - - TOny Manero Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 01, 2025 09:50 AM (x0n13) 243
Trump Appointee Reveals What’s Wrong with the US Army
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfSWBvGtQJ8 Posted by: SMOD at January 01, 2025 10:15 AM (GITLP) 244
"Hillary's personal Stanley Steemer". ROTFLMAO!
Gawd, you are brilliant JJ. If only I could write like that. Happy New Year, and be with us for many more to come! Posted by: Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed at January 01, 2025 10:43 AM (kvDvI) 245
Given the recent news of carnage in New Orleans, kicking off the new year, I'll skip greetings for a bit.
From above, "George Soros and his son, Alex, have spent at least $117 million since 2016 to reshape America’s justice system. They’ve been successful: three in 10 Americans now live under a Soros prosecutor." A quick search, "Soros and rebuilding Ukraine" provided, in just ONE PAGE, the following references - >The Open Society Foundation in Ukraine, Nov. 20, 2023 >International Renaissance Foundation, 'Alexander Soros visits Kyiv for the fourth time in a year,' 28 Aug. 2024 >Open Society Foundations, publications War and Peace: Support Ukraine to Prevail, Rebuild, and Prosper, date October 2022 >Ukrainska Pravda, 'Soros' Open Society Foundations announces new projects in Ukraine,' Tuesday, 7 November 2023 >Facebook - Alexander Soros - Despite facing uncertainty and exhaustion, Ukrainian civil society stands resilient. From aiding war veterans and displaced families to championing independent... Continued - Posted by: L - Hook him, book him, cook him. Now! at January 01, 2025 10:44 AM (NFX2v) 246
>President of Ukraine Volodymyr Zelenskyy Official Website - Andriy Yermak discussed with American businessman Alexander Soros the restoration of infrastructure and investments in the Ukrainian economy, 7 November 2023
>CNBC, Politics, Soros: A Ukrainian victory would mean Russia no longer poses a threat to Europe or the world, Published Fri, Feb. 17, 2023 >U.S. - Ukraine Business Council. A strong international voice for business in Ukraine now Promoting U.S.-Ukraine business relations since 1995, Washington, D.C. 'George Soros's Ukrainian Redevelopment Fund LP will acquire stake in Ciklum Holding Limited.' Horizon Capital - Ciklum is a leading global software engineering and solutions company U.S.-Ukraine Business Council (USUBC), Wash., D.C. Wed, Dec. 3, 2015 In part, "Ciklum employes 2,500 highly education IT developers and clearly demonstrates the sustainable competitive advantages that Ukrainian companies have in the rapidly growing global IT services market,"... "We are pleased to partner with Ciklum and contribute to the growth of what George Soros calls 'the New Ukraine'," according to the Horizon Capital statement." Cont'd (Keep supporting its civil society) Posted by: L - Hook him, book him, cook him. Now! at January 01, 2025 10:44 AM (NFX2v) 247
>Poynter, Fact-Checking, 'What George Soros said about Ukraine in a 2014 CNN interview' Soros' foundation has been active in Ukraine for decades. He spoke about it in a 2014 interview on CNN being shared out of context on social media, September 21, 2022
And, lastly - >Central European University, Soros Explains Why He is Exerting His "Utmost Efforts" to Support Ukraine, December 3, 2014 (reading suggested ) One page, but the pages of references go on & on. Btw, Zelensky sworn in as Ukrainian President May 20, 2019. A term is 5 years, 2 are allowed. >Kyiv Independent, 'Ukraine to hold elections 'immediately after war,' Zelensky's chief of staff says, Oct. 27, 2024. In part, "Ukraine is also expected to hold the next parliamentary elections after the war. The last vote for the legislature was held in July 2019. Zelensky's Servant of the People party holds the majority in the parliament, but there is a growing number of vacant seats as a number of lawmakers have resigned, and they cannot be replaced without the next elections." -- NBC News, Dec 30, '24 'A North Carolina county pummeled by Hurricane Helene suffers another blow' What about them? They are ours. Posted by: L - Hook him, book him, cook him. Now! at January 01, 2025 10:44 AM (NFX2v) 248
Let this be the year the insanity of trans and DEI go straight to hell. I'm so sick and tired of these first world attention seekers constantly inventing new "issues" that NORMAL people have to risk livelihoods over lest they commit "micro aggressions"...
Ugh... Please God let it be over... Posted by: melodicmetal1 at January 01, 2025 11:01 AM (61TgR) 249
Does Communist China invest in George Soros funds? Recall the Asian Contagion of the late 90s, when Soros was at his peak; the Master of the Universe. His funds went on a short-selling blitzkrieg from Asian country to Asian country. The primary beneficiary of this short-selling blitzkrieg, other than Soros, was Communist China. As I recall, Soros has never been critical of Communist China or the slavery they espouse.
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