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Despite Biden's Interference, Texas Completes 54 Miles of the Border Wall; Trump Prepares His Day One Executive Orders on Immigration

Texas leads the way.


Forced to go it alone, Texas officials have managed to erect more than 54 miles of security wall along the international border with Mexico during the Biden administration, the Washington Examiner has learned.

The Texas Facilities Commission installed 54.2 miles of border wall between mid-2021 and Dec. 19, an agency spokesman told the Washington Examiner on Monday.

"Almost a month ago, Director Novak noted 'that the goal was to erect 50 miles of the wall by the end of the calendar year ... that milestone could be achieved by Thanksgiving,'" a TFC spokesperson said in a statement issued last month. "The agency reached that milestone two weeks before Thanksgiving and six weeks ahead of schedule."

The state is now halfway to its goal of delivering a minimum of 100 miles of wall by the end of 2026. All projects were funded by $3.1 billion made available during the 2021 and 2022 regular legislative sessions and the fourth special session in 2022, according to TFC spokesman Richard Glancey. Gov. Greg Abbott (R-TX) is also crowdfunding donations and has raised $55 million to date.

Construction is underway in 13 locations across six border counties, including Cameron, Maverick, Starr, Val Verde, Webb, and Zapata.

However, the state is expected to blow past its 100-mile goal. To date, Texas has 65 miles of border-adjacent land that has been approved through easement deals and another 109 miles of easements are also underway but not finished yet.

Border Czar Tom Homan



President-elect Donald Trump's signature issue of immigration and border security will occupy much of his first day in office come Jan. 20, 2025.

Trump's plans, including mass deportation and illegal immigration curbs, have been the subject of much debate in the transition period as opponents and supporters await his final decisions.

Trump's Day One executive orders on immigration will be far-reaching with possible plans to:

End birthright citizenship for all would-be Americans;

Re-implement a plan for asylum-seekers to live and remain in Mexico through court proceedings;

Impose a bar on asylum-seekers who have traversed through other countries but not sought refuge there;

Expanded detention facilities to detain illegal immigrants arrested during the deportation proceedings;

Rescind instructions to U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement that it focus only on the worst criminals in the United States;

Carry out the largest-ever massive deportation the country has seen;

Impose sanctions or withhold foreign aid to countries that refuse to take their citizens back;

Stop the use of U.S. Customs and Border Protection's CBP One app for the purpose of immigration.

Work with Congress to fund border security through reconciliation

House and Senate Republicans are endorsing a two-step approach to enact the incoming Trump administration agenda early next Congress, seeing up a border security-focused reconciliation bill followed by tax legislation.

House Freedom Caucus Chairman Andy Harris (R-MD) and Sen. Rick Scott (R-FL) put House and Senate leadership on notice in late December that a border bill must take priority in January.

...


The Trump administration plans to deport criminal illegal immigrants and anyone who an immigration judge has already ordered to be removed from the country, totaling 1 million to 2 million people.

...

Homan told the Washington Examiner in mid-December that there would be "a lot of collateral arrests," in addition to those aforementioned -- meaning that illegal immigrant children and family members found living with criminals would also be swept up and deported.

"In sanctuary cities, expect a lot of collateral arrests," Homan said. "I mean, not priority criminal arrests. We can't get the bad guy in jail. That means we have to go into the communities and find them, and there may be others. We expect a lot of collateral arrests."

Anthony Romero, executive president of the American Civil Liberties Union, told MSNBC host Rachel Maddow on Dec. 16 that it, too, was ramping up its team and operations for the forthcoming Trump administration.

Posted by: Ace at 05:30 PM




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1 Yes

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 31, 2024 05:32 PM (G6lJl)

2 Muhuhaha

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 31, 2024 05:32 PM (G6lJl)

3 Organized theft groups soon to escalate to organized kidnapping and murder

Posted by: steevy at December 31, 2024 05:33 PM (KQk9m)

4 This first 6 months is going to be very interesting.

Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at December 31, 2024 05:35 PM (VMFAF)

5 Can't be sworn in soon enough

Posted by: Zeera The people are coming at December 31, 2024 05:35 PM (j3rAr)

6 RACIST !!!!

Thousands of media voices cry out.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 31, 2024 05:35 PM (/lPRQ)

7 Now do H1B. Expired Visas, GTFOH now.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at December 31, 2024 05:36 PM (TN5A0)

8 Ah yes, the ACLU, working for non citizens at the expense of US Citizens.

Maybe they need to change their name.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 31, 2024 05:37 PM (tT6L1)

9 Cute.
- Hawaiian Judges Everywhere

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 31, 2024 05:37 PM (gGq3Y)

10 How did ORGANIZED THEFT GROUPS manage to get into this country?

They're targeting pro sportsball players? Taking all of NBA dude's bling?

I'm conflicted.

Posted by: mikeski at December 31, 2024 05:38 PM (DgGvY)

11 >>> The FBI has issued formal warnings to sports leagues after organized theft groups from South America have run rampant, targeting players’ homes and stealing items worth tens of thousands of dollars.

Professionals doing the burglary Americans won't do.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 31, 2024 05:38 PM (/lPRQ)

12 They should continue it up the New Mexico border.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 31, 2024 05:38 PM (Dm8we)

13 Yeah not sure if I can muster much sympathy if NBA "stars" are getting robbed.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 31, 2024 05:39 PM (gGq3Y)

14 I can only imagine the weeping and gnashing of teeth when "innocent" children are caught up in the sweeps. Gird your loins for headline news stories because you know they are coming.

Posted by: Tuna at December 31, 2024 05:39 PM (oaGWv)

15
American
Communist
Leftard
Union

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 31, 2024 05:40 PM (dR6yv)

16 My favorite part of the whole, "Oh, they're not all bad" is the implied, "So what if a few bad apples kill a few Americans."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 31, 2024 05:40 PM (tT6L1)

17 Visegrád 24 @visegrad24 3h
BREAKING:
Police officers wounded and attacker shot to death after ”excavator rampage” in Heilbronn, Germany.

The attacker was attacking people and vehicles at random.

https://tinyurl.com/32jr5dp6
15 seconds

Excavator attack in Heilbronn, Germany.

The perpetrator attacked both police officers and civilians across the city.

Police officers were wounded but managed to shoot him dead after a chase.

https://tinyurl.com/mryx5ucx
27 seconds; cops swarm/shooting but I don't know if the fatal shot.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 31, 2024 05:41 PM (hovnC)

18 Arrests for any immigration lawyers that are aiding and abbeting too.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 31, 2024 05:41 PM (XTmTf)

19 If so called innocent children can be shown to be legally here they won't be arrested. Otherwise they're not innocent.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 31, 2024 05:41 PM (gGq3Y)

20 "How did ORGANIZED THEFT GROUPS manage to get into this country?"


This was on AM Dallas talk radio yesterday. Somehow these gangs are doing smash and grabs and netting hundreds of thousands of dollars in cash, jewelry and expensive watches at each house while the sports people are out at games.


One would think if you had half a million $$$$ in jewelry and stuff in your house you would have some decent security but apparently either these gangs can defeat that security or are so good they are in and out before any alarms are effective.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 31, 2024 05:42 PM (Rcnd3)

21 18 Arrests for any immigration lawyers that are aiding and abbeting too.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 31, 2024 05:41 PM (XTmTf)

And businesses that hire them

Posted by: It's me donna at December 31, 2024 05:42 PM (VE6XX)

22 If the thieves raid the homes of NFL and NBA players, they are going to get a lot of drugs and guns...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2024 05:42 PM (8zz6B)

23 One would think if you had half a million $$$$ in jewelry and stuff in your house you would have some decent security but apparently either these gangs can defeat that security or are so good they are in and out before any alarms are effective.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 31, 2024 05:42 PM (Rcnd3)
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It's my understanding a decent angle grinder will cut through even a decent safe in fairly short order. Heck, one of those gasoline powered cement cutters would probably go through a safe right quick.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 31, 2024 05:44 PM (tT6L1)

24 The Spanish help is probably part of the gang

Posted by: Accomack at December 31, 2024 05:44 PM (+OnsA)

25 How did ORGANIZED THEFT GROUPS manage to get into this country?

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Let alone get into Congress and the Executive branches.

/Cloward-Piven FTW!

Posted by: ShainS -- Eliminate vast bureaucracies of civil servants, no longer servants and no longer civil at December 31, 2024 05:44 PM (hyqfe)

26 This, if remotely true, will consume Trump's entire term with lawfare.

Unless he, and his administration are remotely intelligent and get ahead of it by preemptively stifling said lawfare.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 31, 2024 05:45 PM (Q4IgG)

27 Banging up pro athletes' homes is a time honored scam. These guys are multimillionaires, and they travel frequently on a very public schedule.

I can't understand why these guys don't just hire off-duty cops for a few bucks to look out when they're playing away games.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 31, 2024 05:45 PM (BI5O2)

28 One would think if you had half a million $$$$ in jewelry and stuff in your house you would have some decent security but apparently either these gangs can defeat that security or are so good they are in and out before any alarms are effective.
Posted by: Mister Scott

COTS WiFi and cell phone jammers.
Nobody has landlines anymore*.

*except those that have real alarms and CCTV.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 31, 2024 05:45 PM (/lPRQ)

29 One would think if you had half a million $$$$ in jewelry and stuff in your house you would have some decent security but apparently either these gangs can defeat that security or are so good they are in and out before any alarms are effective.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 31, 2024 05:42 PM (Rcnd3)
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Home security isn't designed to stop marauding gangs from looting, which is what we are seeing. It's happening in Michigan as well.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 31, 2024 05:45 PM (ZOv7s)

30 but apparently either these gangs can defeat that security or are so good they are in and out before any alarms are effective.
Posted by: Mister Scott


The owners chinzy with the security, relying on the wireless devices that can be jammed. Even high end cars can be broken into by capturing the wireless keys and rebroadcasting it.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 31, 2024 05:46 PM (IG4Id)

31 It's my understanding a decent angle grinder will cut through even a decent safe in fairly short order. Heck, one of those gasoline powered cement cutters would probably go through a safe right quick.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 31, 2024 05:44 PM (tT6L1)

Some thieves in Toronto used a backhoe to tear an ATM from the wall of a TD bank, and smash it open, making off with stack of cash.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2024 05:46 PM (8zz6B)

32 Watching Alabama Michigan. 1st quarter is over and I am filled with foreboding for next season.

Posted by: Accomack at December 31, 2024 05:46 PM (+OnsA)

33 Imported organized theft groups are just stealing the stuff that Americans won't.

/sarc

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 31, 2024 05:47 PM (BpYfr)

34 Expect a players agent to be asking for the NBA or NFL to provide security for the players homes. The leagues should do it and hire a bunch of toughs to lie in wait at the players homes.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 31, 2024 05:47 PM (MLa3L)

35 Not quite so bad but probably by the same demographic:

Melissa @MelissaLMRogers
TORONTO 🇨🇦 Thieves used an excavator to smash the wall of TD Bank this morning, stealing the ATM 🤯 Bathurst & Lawrence

https://tinyurl.com/2f86hna6
16 seconds; aftermath, no action video.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 31, 2024 05:47 PM (hovnC)

36 If they stole from Luka Doncic, I'd be good with pardoning them.

Posted by: Wally at December 31, 2024 05:47 PM (GazsR)

37 In before the formatting is fixed!

Posted by: Half Dozen at December 31, 2024 05:48 PM (uVHlT)

38 Michigan won a bowl game? Has that ever happened before?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 31, 2024 05:48 PM (JMjSs)

39 Home security isn't designed to stop marauding gangs from looting, which is what we are seeing. It's happening in Michigan as well.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 31, 2024 05:45 PM (ZOv7s)

A guy sitting in an easy chair with an AR-15 in his lap would be all you need.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2024 05:48 PM (8zz6B)

40 These break ins will show how useless WiFi security really is. Armed security is not taking a bullet or going thru the grinder for using a gun.

Posted by: Accomack at December 31, 2024 05:49 PM (+OnsA)

41 Maybe individual Wall columns should be sold with markers showing who paid for them.

And Trump HAS to get those guys who were crowd funding for The Wall and got prosecuted and imprisoned out of prison.

Posted by: torabora at December 31, 2024 05:49 PM (DG3IX)

42 I’ve been on a good bit the border in Texas, New Mexico, and Arizona. Most places you can walk across, no other country in the world operates this way. Unless they want to be conquered.

Posted by: Eromero at December 31, 2024 05:49 PM (LHPAg)

43 The NBA is all in on every socialist cause. So what's the big deal? This is just sharing the wealth isn't it?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 31, 2024 05:49 PM (gGq3Y)

44 forty-two!

Posted by: deep thought at December 31, 2024 05:49 PM (v3pYe)

45 Ah yes, the ACLU, working for non citizens at the expense of US Citizens.

Maybe they need to change their name.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 31, 2024 05:37 PM (tT6L1)
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Biden's people backed down, but a few months back they "reclassified" temporary visa holders with regards to visiting clergy, lumping them in with everyone else, so that they could not get timely renewals.

And I'm sure everyone will be shocked to know that Catholic priests were at the front of the line for deportation. Rules are rules!

Do we need any further proof that this is demonic?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 31, 2024 05:49 PM (ZOv7s)

46 Still think ICE needs to get innovative to improve their effectiveness. Specifically, (just like the US Marshals, DEA and FBI), ICE has the ability to deputize local law enforcement to enact their federal jurisdiction.

So, I'd like to see Tom Homan start working up deals with State Governors to use perpetual deputized local law enforcement to circumvent the catch and release scheme used by local politicians benefiting illegal immigrants. So many times, ICE will show up to grab an arrested illegal only to be told the guy was released after arraignment. This would assure there was an authorized law enforcement officer there immediately to negate this trick.

Posted by: Orson at December 31, 2024 05:49 PM (dIske)

47 Real life Trailer Park Boys.

Posted by: Reforger at December 31, 2024 05:51 PM (xcIvR)

48
A guy sitting in an easy chair with an AR-15 in his lap would be all you need.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2024 05:48 PM (8zz6B)
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Well, yes, we might get to civilian militias, but an alternative would be not importing criminal gangs.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 31, 2024 05:51 PM (ZOv7s)

49 In the old days, we used to get money and drugs when we'd raid the homes of Cowboys players. Now all we get are participation trophies and rainbow flags.

Posted by: Organized Theft Groups of Dallas at December 31, 2024 05:51 PM (GazsR)

50 When Joe Burrow's house got hit, some model chick, not his girlfriend, was there and called the cops. I'm not sure how that turned out for him.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 31, 2024 05:52 PM (Dm8we)

51 Hold the inauguration at the wall

Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2024 05:52 PM (fwDg9)

52 Aren't those sports teams all in on open borders?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 31, 2024 05:52 PM (63Dwl)

53 Debrina Kawam, 57, identified as woman burned to death 'by migrant' on NYC subway

https://mol.im/a/14239725

Posted by: Ciampino - Weirdly weird at December 31, 2024 05:52 PM (i0xsb)

54 Well, yes, we might get to civilian militias, but an alternative would be not importing criminal gangs.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 31, 2024 05:51 PM (ZOv7s)
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It may come to a combination of the two.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 31, 2024 05:53 PM (tT6L1)

55
Excavator attack in Heilbronn, Germany.

Is that one of the Transformers?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 31, 2024 05:54 PM (63Dwl)

56 Aren't those sports teams all in on open borders?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 31, 2024 05:52 PM (63Dwl)

They sure are. And the worst is the NBA. This is a teachable LOLGF moment.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 31, 2024 05:54 PM (gGq3Y)

57 Over 800000 illegal aliens in California were issued driver's licenses in California.

A California driver's license has to show the licensee's address.

So Homan just subpoenas the DMV records and starts rounding them up.

Rentals become available and rents drop. Jobs become available and there's more job openings. Less gas is demanded so gas prices drop. Less crime is committed so everyone is safer.

Posted by: torabora at December 31, 2024 05:54 PM (DG3IX)

58
I'm all in favor of these "collateral arrests" and I hope Homan snags some of the "tax-paying, hard-working, contributing" illegal aliens who have been here for 3 years. I'm tired of sending the message that if you can sneak in and stay in the shadows for 3 years, you're in, baby!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at December 31, 2024 05:54 PM (Xwngz)

59 Organized criminals surging across the spot of land where our border used to be? Unthinkable. These unfortunate sparks of divinity just want a chance at a better life.
Which may be true of most of them, but until we figure out how to separate the wheat from the chaff, they all gotta go back.

Sorry.

Not sorry.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 31, 2024 05:54 PM (FCbAQ)

60 Visegrád 24 @visegrad24 3h
BREAKING:
Police officers wounded and attacker shot to death after ”excavator rampage” in Heilbronn, Germany.

The attacker was attacking people and vehicles at random.

https://tinyurl.com/32jr5dp6
15 seconds
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Huh, sounds like a continental version of our killdozer guy.
But over there, you never know how that Acbar guy is going to strike.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 31, 2024 05:56 PM (FCbAQ)

61 Anyone who whines about children being sent back needs to be told, "Their parents should have thought of that before they came across the border illegally."

I'm married to a legal immigrant. My wife spent a lot of time and effort to get her citizenship papers.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 31, 2024 05:57 PM (tT6L1)

62 If you are ever confronted with an excavator trying to kill people, shoot for the muffler. That thing will shut down quick if it detects it is polluting the air.

Posted by: Reforger at December 31, 2024 05:57 PM (xcIvR)

63 F you, ACLU commmie shitheads.

They better also go after every NGO including so-called Catholic Charities and make them ineligible for any federal assistance or contracts into perpetuity.

Posted by: Vengeance at December 31, 2024 05:57 PM (AlNHY)

64 Could only be sweeter if they were stealing from the WNBA and the US Women's Soccer Team.

Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2024 05:57 PM (UE/EX)

65
Huh, sounds like a continental version of our killdozer guy.
But over there, you never know how that Acbar guy is going to strike.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 31, 2024 05:56 PM (FCbAQ)
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Another in-kind contribution to the AfD's campaign.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 31, 2024 05:58 PM (ZOv7s)

66 >>Police officers wounded and attacker shot to death after ”excavator rampage” in Heilbronn, Germany.


How do you say KillDozer in German?

Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2024 05:58 PM (UE/EX)

67
Bill Gates Foundation funding researchers at Leiden University Medical Center who developed a new method of malaria vaccines using genetically modified mosquitos as "flying vaccinators".

The evil ones intend to get rid of us some way.

Posted by: four seasons at December 31, 2024 05:58 PM (3ek7K)

68 Could only be sweeter if they were stealing from the WNBA and the US Women's Soccer Team.
Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2024 05:57 PM (UE/EX)

Not going to find a lot of bling there...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2024 05:59 PM (8zz6B)

69 How do you say KillDozer in German?
Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2024 05:58 PM (UE/EX)
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Panzer.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 31, 2024 05:59 PM (ZOv7s)

70 It's time to acknowledge that most of the illegals are here for good. When we're talking about single millions of deportations, instead of tens of millions, that's the reality. I don't like it, but that's where we are. Sure, you have to start somewhere, but the idea that they will self-deport is wishful thinking.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 31, 2024 05:59 PM (xCA6C)

71 Watching Alabama Michigan. 1st quarter is over and I am filled with foreboding for next season.
Posted by: Accomack at December 31, 2024 05:46 PM (+OnsA)

You're watching on some sort of delay.

It's already over. I won't spoil it for you. M

Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 31, 2024 05:59 PM (FCbAQ)

72 >>Police officers wounded and attacker shot to death after ”excavator rampage” in Heilbronn, Germany.


How do you say KillDozer in German?


Muhammad.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 31, 2024 05:59 PM (xCA6C)

73 >> I can only imagine the weeping and gnashing of teeth when "innocent" children are caught up in the sweeps.


They will go into the Finest of Cages.

Really. The Best Cages.

Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2024 05:59 PM (UE/EX)

74 My Grandparents came to this Country as indentured servants. Knew what they were getting into and worked to buy their way out of servitude.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 31, 2024 06:01 PM (XTmTf)

75

Mine too

Posted by: four seasons at December 31, 2024 06:01 PM (3ek7K)

76 It's time to acknowledge that most of the illegals are here for good. When we're talking about single millions of deportations, instead of tens of millions, that's the reality. I don't like it, but that's where we are. Sure, you have to start somewhere, but the idea that they will self-deport is wishful thinking.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 31, 2024 05:59 PM (xCA6C)

If you simply deport all those that, by their actions, come to the attention of law enforcement, you are getting rid of the very worst of them, at least.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2024 06:01 PM (8zz6B)

77 Not going to find a lot of bling there...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2024 05:59 PM (8zz6B)
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Subarus. Lots of Subarus.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 31, 2024 06:01 PM (ZOv7s)

78 Yeah, went to work today. This is the only game I care about. Working tomorrow also, NYD is a joke.

Posted by: Accomack at December 31, 2024 06:01 PM (w9ItN)

79 ACLU is American Civil Liberties.. These are not Americans so f' off

Posted by: It's me donna at December 31, 2024 06:02 PM (VE6XX)

80 I wonder if Tom Homan ever gets tired of carrying those big balls around.

Posted by: Vengeance at December 31, 2024 06:02 PM (AlNHY)

81
lol, I'm just having a little chuckle to myself remembering the stupid fake "COACH!" signs the harris campaign made for the audiences.

Yeah, "coach" tampon.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 31, 2024 06:03 PM (pUpYb)

82 ns, that's the reality. I don't like it, but that's where we are. Sure, you have to start somewhere, but the idea that they will self-deport is wishful thinking.
Posted by: Archimedes


The over-whelming majority have to commit fraud to work and live here. Document fraud, ID theft, Employment fraud, welfare fraud, tax fraud. It's a never-ending series of crimes. If you bust them on it, they'll leave.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 31, 2024 06:04 PM (IG4Id)

83 It's time to acknowledge that most of the illegals are here for good. When we're talking about single millions of deportations, instead of tens of millions, that's the reality. I don't like it, but that's where we are. Sure, you have to start somewhere, but the idea that they will self-deport is wishful thinking.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 31, 2024 05:59 PM (xCA6C)
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No one expecting everyone to pick up and go home, but getting out the violent ones, the gangs, the traffickers, and stopping more from coming in would be a huge win.

But I wouldn't discount people deciding to go on their own.

Cutting off the flow of gravy would do wonders.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 31, 2024 06:05 PM (ZOv7s)

84

If the government had any balls, it would be "not a citizen, no money."

Posted by: four seasons at December 31, 2024 06:05 PM (3ek7K)

85 The IRS agents who abet ID fraud should be prosecuted en mass.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 31, 2024 06:06 PM (IG4Id)

86 ol, I'm just having a little chuckle to myself remembering the stupid fake "COACH!" signs the harris campaign made for the audiences.

Yeah, "coach" tampon.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 31, 2024 06:03 PM (pUpYb)
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He was a coach in the same way he was a combat veteran.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 31, 2024 06:06 PM (ZOv7s)

87 The "German" excavator guy must not be native (haha very much sarc). Otherwise he probably would have seen old A-Team reruns and would've known to weld up the windows with sheetmetal.

Posted by: haffhowershower at December 31, 2024 06:06 PM (NMT5x)

88 If the government had any balls, it would be "not a citizen, no money."
Posted by: four seasons at December 31, 2024 06:05 PM (3ek7K)
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Wait till DOGE reveals how much money goes to non-citizens.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 31, 2024 06:07 PM (ZOv7s)

89
I read a story about an illegal staying at one of the hotels that has been allocated to housing illegals. She said, "We are being so spoiled."

GTFO

Posted by: four seasons at December 31, 2024 06:07 PM (3ek7K)

90
The over-whelming majority have to commit fraud to work and live here. Document fraud, ID theft, Employment fraud, welfare fraud, tax fraud. It's a never-ending series of crimes. If you bust them on it, they'll leave.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 31, 2024 06:04 PM (IG4Id)
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Identity theft by illegals is a huge business here in America. But, of course, that's not a topic of discussion for polite company.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 31, 2024 06:08 PM (tT6L1)

91 Anthony Romero, executive president of the American Civil Liberties Union, told MSNBC host Rachel Maddow on Dec. 16 that it, too, was ramping up its team and operations for the forthcoming Trump administration.
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Deport the ACLU too.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 31, 2024 06:09 PM (YqDXo)

92 I have to admit, I am not opposed to illegal immigrants stealing from NBA players. Or coaches. Especially Greg Poppovich.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at December 31, 2024 06:09 PM (ig8VZ)

93 Well, it's not like anyone is actually defending the US border. However, we do have classes next month on Gender Fluid Identity, Is It His Hole or Her Hole? and of course, Timmy has Two Daddies. Please register before January 5, 2025.

Posted by: US Naval War College at December 31, 2024 06:10 PM (R/m4+)

94 91 Anthony Romero, executive president of the American Civil Liberties Union, told MSNBC host Rachel Maddow on Dec. 16 that it, too, was ramping up its team and operations for the forthcoming Trump administration.

Funny they didn't see fit to help the Jan. 6'rs who were American Citizens

Posted by: It's me donna at December 31, 2024 06:10 PM (VE6XX)

95 My favorite part of the whole, "Oh, they're not all bad" is the implied, "So what if a few bad apples kill a few Americans."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 31, 2024 05:40 PM (tT6L1)
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Let's compromise. If the illegals only kill liberals, we give 'em a skip.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 31, 2024 06:11 PM (YqDXo)

96 >> Especially Greg Poppovich.


I thought he died?

Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2024 06:11 PM (UE/EX)

97 They can go do jobs I don't want to do in a country I don't want to be in.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 31, 2024 06:12 PM (+3Prp)

98 I have to admit, I am not opposed to illegal immigrants stealing from NBA players. Or coaches. Especially Greg Poppovich.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at December 31, 2024 06:09 PM (ig8VZ)
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You'd think the criminals would give NBA and NFL players a miss out of professional courtesy.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 31, 2024 06:12 PM (YqDXo)

99 Funny they didn't see fit to help the Jan. 6'rs who were American Citizens
Posted by: It's me donna


Considering they are a product of Soviet COMINTERN, not really.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 31, 2024 06:13 PM (IG4Id)

100 Remember how they used Covid Vaccination Status as a way of decoupling people from their Lives, Welfare and Finances?

Apply that to illegals.

Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2024 06:13 PM (UE/EX)

101 My Grandparents came to this Country as indentured servants. Knew what they were getting into and worked to buy their way out of servitude.
Posted by: Ben Had

My grandmother came over the same way. She was adopted by the Robber Baron that brought her over.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 31, 2024 06:14 PM (lUEfs)

102
...executive president of the American Civil Liberties blah bla bla bullshit

lol @ "executive president"

What a scam the aclu is. Just like the 20 "executive producers" on every shitty tv/movie production, these days.

How many other types of "president" does the aclu have? I'll bet my left but the aclu has, At Least, 100 fake "vice president" roles.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 31, 2024 06:14 PM (pUpYb)

103 MAGA Trump.

Posted by: wth at December 31, 2024 06:14 PM (v0R5T)

104 Cold and rainy night here for NYE. I have absolutely nothing planned so no biggie, I guess.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 31, 2024 06:15 PM (mH6SG)

105 lol, I'm just having a little chuckle to myself remembering the stupid fake "COACH!" signs the harris campaign made for the audiences.
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"Coach" or "Cooch?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 31, 2024 06:15 PM (YqDXo)

106 Oooooo doggies. This gonna be lit.

Posted by: Derak at December 31, 2024 06:16 PM (PF2UZ)

107 They should make sure the illegals have all their shots befote they deport them.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 31, 2024 06:16 PM (JMjSs)

108 >>I have to admit, I am not opposed to illegal immigrants stealing from NBA players. Or coaches. Especially Greg Poppovich.

I'd be ok with them actually stealing Poppovich. Kerr too.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 31, 2024 06:16 PM (LkLld)

109 The NBA is all in on every socialist cause. So what's the big deal? This is just sharing the wealth isn't it?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald


And I'm sure they all have insurance.

Posted by: mikeski mops up the dripping sarcasm at December 31, 2024 06:17 PM (DgGvY)

110
I'd be ok with them actually stealing Poppovich. Kerr too.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 31, 2024 06:16 PM (LkLld)

Kerr is the worst

Posted by: It's me donna at December 31, 2024 06:17 PM (VE6XX)

111 Chess Thread!

6ixBuzzTV @6ixbuzztv Dec 28
#REPORT: Magnus Carlsen quits the World Rapid and Blitz Chess Championships after being told he could not carry on playing while wearing jeans.

6ixBuzzTV @6ixbuzztv 23h
#REPORT: Magnus Carlsen rejoins the World Rapid and Blitz Chess Championships after initially quitting the tournament when he was told he could not continue playing while wearing jeans.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 31, 2024 06:18 PM (hovnC)

112 >>Kerr is the worst

100%

Posted by: JackStraw at December 31, 2024 06:18 PM (LkLld)

113 1st intermission ‘entertainment’ for NHL Winter Classic absolutely sucks.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 31, 2024 06:18 PM (3Ope8)

114 Kalifornia probably tearing down more of the wall. Kalifornia sux. Newsom sux. Kumala sux big time.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 31, 2024 06:20 PM (ynpvh)

115 6ixBuzzTV @6ixbuzztv 19m
#REPORT: British Columbia will impose a new home-flipping tax of up to 20% on people who flip homes within two years of buying them, starting January 1.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 31, 2024 06:20 PM (hovnC)

116
Did you see these french fucking asswipes?

Probably will on Ace's "Quick Hits" tonight, or maybe next week.

Anyway, this STAGED fake "climate" fake "protest" is going fake "viral."

btw, can we cut the shit with the orange hi-viz vests?

Anyway, they PRETENTED to "glue" their hands to the middle of the busy street, and then PRETENDED to scream in pain as the faggot french police barely lifted their hands on the asphalt. Look:

https://is.gd/YX5o4T

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 31, 2024 06:20 PM (pUpYb)

117 Cute.
- Hawaiian Judges Everywhere

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald


This is how the island chain inherits 1 to 2 million imigrants. Fuck Hawaii. And fuck those judges.

Posted by: BifBewalski at December 31, 2024 06:21 PM (MsrgL)

118 26 This, if remotely true, will consume Trump's entire term with lawfare.

Unless he, and his administration are remotely intelligent and get ahead of it by preemptively stifling said lawfare.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
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Never expected it not to be.

And that stupid argument we had here over something Musk and Vivek and Trump said is exactly how they are going to divide us. I heard "conservative" talk radio driving that wedge with a sledge hammer the other day.
Where is ignoramus when you need him?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2024 06:21 PM (+4vtO)

119 >>>This is how the island chain inherits 1 to 2 million imigrants. Fuck Hawaii. And fuck those judges.
Posted by: BifBewalski
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First, eliminate it's statehood along with Alaska.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2024 06:23 PM (+4vtO)

120
Arrests for any immigration lawyers that are aiding and abbeting too.

Posted by: Ben Had


RICO the NGOs as well. You know they cannot pass a detailed hostile tax assessment. Then go after the cockslots that work there.

Posted by: BifBewalski at December 31, 2024 06:23 PM (MsrgL)

121 8
'Ah yes, the ACLU, working for non citizens at the expense of US Citizens.

Maybe they need to change their name.'

Maybe they need to be investigated and prosecuted.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 31, 2024 06:24 PM (3wi/L)

122 My two nominees for most underreported stories of the year:

1) 20 people injured at Trump rally in Tucson, Arizona, after being hit with what is suspected to be a directed energy weapon while standing on stage behind Trump in the Latinos for Trump group.

2) FBI Director Christopher Wray denying that Donald Trump was hit with a bullet during the first assassination attempt in Butler, PA.

Posted by: Sam Adams at December 31, 2024 06:24 PM (X+xvk)

123 @ 91, that's the solution alright.

gonna need a lot more trebuchets! good thing they're easy & fun to build!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 31, 2024 06:24 PM (cY18j)

124 70 It's time to acknowledge that most of the illegals are here for good. When we're talking about single millions of deportations, instead of tens of millions, that's the reality. I don't like it, but that's where we are. Sure, you have to start somewhere, but the idea that they will self-deport is wishful thinking.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 31, 2024 05:59 PM (xCA6C)
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If employers and landlords start serving jailtime ......

Posted by: Ciampino - Weirdly weird at December 31, 2024 06:24 PM (i0xsb)

125 People still feed the bears. They had watched too much TV, came and died.
Look. There's another.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 31, 2024 06:24 PM (+3Prp)

126 Considering that illegal aliens are involved in a disproportionate number of DUIs and traffic accidents, it should be easy to deport about 10M of them just for that.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at December 31, 2024 06:26 PM (MV72J)

127 Some year- wnd farts from the Junta:

Biden's sweetheart plea deals to release and/or not execute the al Qaeda leadership still in Guantanamo were upheld in a military appeals process.

The economy sucks, as we know. Here is more evidence from FT.com (London's WSJ)

Defaults on US credit card loans have hit the highest level since the wake of the 2008 financial crisis, in a sign that lower-income consumers’ financial health is waning after years of high inflation.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 31, 2024 06:26 PM (Kh1f2)

128
First, eliminate it's statehood along with Alaska.
Posted by: Braenyard

If you add Greenland you don't have to delete Alaska (and why would you want to?)

Eliminating HI wouldn't hurt the USA, they already segregate a whole island based heredity.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 31, 2024 06:27 PM (lUEfs)

129 OT- Amish build tiny homes in Nc

https://tinyurl.com/yumz4vzc

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 31, 2024 06:27 PM (7LUoB)

130 @ 122, gotta link for that #1?

I remember the other one.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 31, 2024 06:27 PM (cY18j)

131 Beauty tips for troons.

https://is.gd/1kaWCR

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at December 31, 2024 06:29 PM (L/fGl)

132 The trolls are out for NYE. They're vomiting at the end of the previous thread.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 31, 2024 06:29 PM (sAmhv)

133
115 6ixBuzzTV @6ixbuzztv 19m
#REPORT: British Columbia will impose a new home-flipping tax of up to 20% on people who flip homes within two years of buying them, starting January 1.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 31, 2024 06:20 PM (hovnC)

Paging law of unintended consewuences...

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 31, 2024 06:30 PM (39rLK)

134 The economy sucks, as we know. Here is more evidence from FT.com (London's WSJ)

Defaults on US credit card loans have hit the highest level since the wake of the 2008 financial crisis, in a sign that lower-income consumers’ financial health is waning after years of high inflation.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 31, 2024 06:26 PM


Most of the growth in the US economy in the last few quarters was fueled by consumers taking on debt. If we removed federal deficit spending and the increase in consumer debt we would be in a recession.


Just like those phantom job gains that keep getting adjusted down, the US economy is not experiencing real growth, it is all artificial and it will come back and bite us on the economic a$$ in the near future.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 31, 2024 06:31 PM (Rcnd3)

135 @130 Sock_rat_eez,

Here's a link to a video discussing the original story. Twenty people sent to the emergency room after standing behind Donald Trump at a rally, apparently all members of the "Latinos for Trump" group.

https://tinyurl.com/5958mhur

Posted by: Sam Adams at December 31, 2024 06:31 PM (X+xvk)

136 OT: Anyone raising a child or thinking about it?

Give me the child for the first seven years and I will give you the man. Jesuit maxim widely attributed to Ignatius Loyola;
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This meat of this clip is about seventeen seconds, Linda Ronstadt, and it makes the important point.

https://youtu.be/ZhNBArGvhq4?t=39

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2024 06:31 PM (+4vtO)

137 #REPORT: British Columbia will impose a new home-flipping tax of up to 20% on people who flip homes within two years of buying them, starting January 1.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 31, 2024 06:20 PM (hovnC)
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Why??

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 31, 2024 06:32 PM (YqDXo)

138 Nude

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 31, 2024 06:32 PM (TYewF)

139 137 #REPORT: British Columbia will impose a new home-flipping tax of up to 20% on people who flip homes within two years of buying them, starting January 1.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 31, 2024 06:20 PM (hovnC)
________________

Why??
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 31, 2024 06:32 PM (YqDXo)

The left hates anyone who owns real estate.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 31, 2024 06:33 PM (39rLK)

140 nood


lies

Posted by: banana Dream at December 31, 2024 06:33 PM (Y6IkP)

141 133
115 6ixBuzzTV @6ixbuzztv 19m
#REPORT: British Columbia will impose a new home-flipping tax of up to 20% on people who flip homes within two years of buying them, starting January 1.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 31, 2024 06:20 PM (hovnC)

Paging law of unintended consewuences...
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald
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One more nail in property rights coffin.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2024 06:33 PM (+4vtO)

142
REPORT: British Columbia will impose a new home-flipping tax of up to 20% on people who flip homes within two years of buying them, starting January 1.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 31, 2024 06:20 PM (hovnC)
________________

Why??
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Because these leftist fucking geniuses want stupid people to believe THAT'S what's causing Inflation and high home prices.

So they impose the Only fake "solution" they know -- Taxes. This is just another form of "price controls." And it will only make things worse.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 31, 2024 06:34 PM (pUpYb)

143 Sentencing document from one of the immigrant-gang-child-rape cases in the UK (and yes, there's been more than one).


Warning: nasty stuff. You may want to monitor your blood pressure if that's a issue for you. Think thoughts of cold fury rather than incandescent rage, if you can.

https://tinyurl.com/mw42f5n8

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 31, 2024 06:35 PM (W5ArC)

144 and NC building code inspectors evict them

https://is.gd/yzElfz

demonic malice never sleeps ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 31, 2024 06:36 PM (cY18j)

145 Thanks, Sam!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 31, 2024 06:37 PM (cY18j)

146 Once the illegals figure out this isn’t a joke, self deportation will occur. Cutting off benefits will also support this effort.

Posted by: Piper at December 31, 2024 06:37 PM (p4NUW)

147 "In sanctuary cities, expect a lot of collateral arrests,"

Some of what these guys are saying is designed to obliterate sanctuary city bullshit.

Imagine you're a sanctuary city leader, and you say, nah, we won't be handing criminal aliens over to the ICE for deportation.

Instead, ICE goes into the community, and apprehends the criminal, along with his illegal abuela.

What the fuck do you think people are going to say? Good job protecting that criminal schmuck from deportation? Too bad about grandma?

Or are they going to say - start cooperating with ICE immediately on deporting illegal criminals?

Posted by: El Mariachi at December 31, 2024 06:38 PM (ARlwA)

148 Coulter put out a great response to Vivek on how Indians cheat on their tests, have slaves ... and more. I'll just quote her ending ...

"Sure, Mexicans, Egyptians and Koreans also get caught bringing slaves to America, but the prevalence of Indian immigrants in the U.S. slavery racket is hard to miss.

2023: "20-year-old Indian student ... held captive for months without access to a bathroom, viciously beaten, and forced to work at three homes by his cousin and two other Indian-origin men."

2020: "Gilroy couple ... charged with enslaving Indian immigrant."

2012: "U.S. judge grants $1.5 million as compensation [from Indian diplomat, Neena Malhotra] to 'enslaved' Indian maid."

2011: "Rockland D.A.: Family ... Kept Indian Woman As Sex Slave."

2008: "Varsha Sabhnani ... from Indonesia, was convicted with her Indian-born husband ... on a 12-count federal indictment that included forced labor, conspiracy [and] involuntary servitude."

As part of my heroic resistance to slavery, I will not lie about the H1B program, which is nothing but indentured servitude, outlawed in my new country in 1867 by the Peonage Act. No right to quit means it's serfdom. I will get that as a tattoo."

Posted by: illiniwek at December 31, 2024 06:38 PM (Cus5s)

149 lol @ "executive president"

What a scam the aclu is. Just like the 20 "executive producers" on every shitty tv/movie production, these days.

How many other types of "president" does the aclu have? I'll bet my left but the aclu has, At Least, 100 fake "vice president" roles.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 31, 2024 06:14 PM (pUpYb)


You can become an Executive Producer on an episode of the No Agenda Show Podcast ( Noagendashow.net ) by sending Adam and John $333.00.

It is a really good value!

Posted by: Kindltot at December 31, 2024 06:41 PM (D7oie)

150 63
'They better also go after every NGO including so-called Catholic Charities and make them ineligible for any federal assistance'

At a minimum. RICO prosecute them for conspiracy to commit mass illegal entry.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 31, 2024 06:42 PM (3wi/L)

151 6ixBuzzTV @6ixbuzztv 23h
#REPORT: Magnus Carlsen rejoins the World Rapid and Blitz Chess Championships after initially quitting the tournament when he was told he could not continue playing while wearing jeans.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 31, 2024 06:18 PM (hovnC)


Did he not take them off and attempt to play in his boxers?

Posted by: Kindltot at December 31, 2024 06:43 PM (D7oie)

152 Paragraph writing is also a fun, if you know then you can write otherwise it is
complex to write.

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