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Jack Smith Drops Appeal to Reinstate Charges Against Trump's Codefendants in the Florida Classified Documents Persecution

Judge Ailene Canon tossed the prosecution, citing the fact that Congress never authorized or appropriated funds for Smith's prosecution, as the Constitution and relevant statutes require.

Although Trump is now protected against the prosecution due to the Supreme Court's presidential immunity doctrine, the people around Trump that Smith prosecuted were still exposed to (unlawful) criminal prosecution.

Smith had appealed Canon's ruling. Now, as his office shuts down, he drops that appeal.


Special counsel Jack Smith on Monday withdrew his appeals request for his Florida classified documents case against President-elect Donald Trump's co-defendants.


...

Trump and the co-defendants, longtime Trump aide Walt Nauta and Mar-a-Lago employee Carlos De Oliveira, all pleaded not guilty to the charges. The new order withdraws Smith's appeal in the prosecution of the two co-defendants, per ABC News.


Smith also passed the appeal to federal prosecutors in Florida, including U.S. Attorney for the Southern District of Florida Markenzy Lapointe. It is not clear whether the prosecutors intend to continue the appeal.

Smith is expected to step down from his post ahead of Trump's inauguration next month.

Smith may have passed the appeal to Florida federal prosecutors, but Trump will soon be appointing all of America's US Attorneys, so that should finally end this crap.

Bonus: a retrospective of all the times bears were out of control in 2024.

Posted by: Ace at 03:40 PM




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1 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at December 31, 2024 03:41 PM (GYt5+)

2 Howdy

Posted by: Thanatopsis at December 31, 2024 03:42 PM (GYt5+)

3 Hi

Posted by: Thanatopsis at December 31, 2024 03:42 PM (GYt5+)

4 Greetings

Posted by: Thanatopsis at December 31, 2024 03:43 PM (GYt5+)

5
"I'm melting! Oh, you wicked Trump!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 31, 2024 03:43 PM (dxSpM)

6 this is good news! a start

Posted by: Black Orchid at December 31, 2024 03:43 PM (Pv3Rg)

7 Did I make it?

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at December 31, 2024 03:43 PM (USyCi)

8 Smith also passed gasss.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 31, 2024 03:44 PM (G6lJl)

9
Smith also passed the appeal to federal prosecutors in Florida, including U.S. Attorney for the Southern District of Florida Markenzy Lapointe.

__________

Who will be fired in about three weeks.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 31, 2024 03:45 PM (dxSpM)

10 Smith is expected to step down from his post

his unlawful "post"!

Posted by: Black Orchid at December 31, 2024 03:45 PM (Pv3Rg)

11 I LOVE BEARS!!!!!

Posted by: Soon to be forgotten Petey Buttigeig at December 31, 2024 03:45 PM (sAmhv)

12 I don't want to come close to bears, but I enjoyed the bear doing a slow martial arts routine () and the panda falling out of the chair.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 31, 2024 03:45 PM (MQJVv)

13 So Trump gets to fire all these miserable fucks?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 31, 2024 03:46 PM (JMjSs)

14 13 So Trump gets to fire all these miserable fucks?
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 31, 2024 03:46 PM (JMjSs)

Out of a canon ?

Posted by: It's me donna at December 31, 2024 03:46 PM (VE6XX)

15 That video was pandamonium.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 31, 2024 03:47 PM (JMjSs)

16 Jack Smith, your case winning percentage is Zero. Point. Zero. All cases dropped or lost on appeal.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at December 31, 2024 03:47 PM (Aqu9a)

17 And the bear closing the door was cute. He must be a regular visitor.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 31, 2024 03:47 PM (MQJVv)

18 Pandas are natures retards

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 31, 2024 03:47 PM (MLa3L)

19 Bears can be dangerous and are oft out of control. We, however, are solid citizens beloved by young and old alike. Only no yellow.

Posted by: Penguin Defense Fund 501c3 at December 31, 2024 03:48 PM (G5+As)

20 "Smith may have passed the appeal to Florida federal prosecutors, but Trump will soon be appointing all of America's US Attorneys, so that should finally end this crap."

You sure about that? I don't expect the Deep State and its sorry gaggle of ass-sucking remoras to go gently into the good night. Remember what they tried with Dubya and the US attorneys? Expect that turned up to 11.

I expect full hysterical resistance every step of the way. They almost have no choice. Their base is demoralized, shellacked, fucklacked, and probably suicidal (do it, do it!). They promised to take Worse Than Hitler (tm) out before the election. They failed. They assured their base that a dumb cumstained whore would romp to easy victory. She didn't.

They have to do something to keep their base from jumping in front of subways. Nonstop "resistance" will be it.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 31, 2024 03:49 PM (iFTx/)

21 13 So Trump gets to fire all these miserable fucks?
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 31, 2024 03:46 PM (JMjSs)
Any past President could, and some did. I seem to remember ubama fired all of W’s appointments.

Posted by: Eromero at December 31, 2024 03:49 PM (LHPAg)

22
The only thing still to worry about is that idiotic NY state case, and that lunatic judge.

That thing needs to be shut down, and I don't know what can be done. I think they want to just put it on hold until Trump leaves office, and then try to sentence him.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 31, 2024 03:50 PM (w6EFb)

23
Out of a canon ?
Posted by: It's me donna at December 31, 2024 03:46 PM (VE6XX)

They will never find a man of his caliber again.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2024 03:50 PM (8zz6B)

24 Jack Smith needs to be charged with impersonating a human being. Along with mopery, dopery, and miscellaneous charges.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2024 03:51 PM (w3wZO)

25 Bears can be dangerous and are oft out of control. We, however, are solid citizens beloved by young and old alike. Only no yellow.
Posted by: Penguin Defense Fund 501c3 at December 31, 2024 03:48 PM (G5+As)




Falklands Treasury launches new series of coins depicting the King Penguin

"It's good to be King!"
-- Penguin Overlords


https://tinyurl.com/bdvfmhuz

Posted by: Kindltot at December 31, 2024 03:51 PM (D7oie)

26 They have to do something to keep their base from jumping in front of subways. Nonstop "resistance" will be it.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 31, 2024 03:49 PM (iFTx/)

I hope they have some plan to neutralize the Secret Service. They probably haven't hatched their last murder plot.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 31, 2024 03:52 PM (BI5O2)

27 Hey Boo Boo!

Posted by: YogiSock at December 31, 2024 03:52 PM (FhXTo)

28 We're stuck with our catamite Speaker of the House?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 31, 2024 03:52 PM (JMjSs)

29 I LOVE BEARS!!!!!
Posted by: Soon to be forgotten Petey Buttigeig at December 31, 2024 03:45 PM (sAmhv)

***

You Son of a Bitch

Posted by: Timothy Treadwell at December 31, 2024 03:53 PM (1FWWQ)

30 Clinton fired all the DAs and thus scuttled the Arkansas federal DA's case against Clinton.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2024 03:53 PM (w3wZO)

31 ¡Prospero Año!

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 31, 2024 03:53 PM (QSrLX)

32 Probably bearing his way out of Dodge

Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2024 03:53 PM (fwDg9)

33 The new Falklands coin set will depict as its focal point one of the planet’s most unusual and unique species of bird, the King Penguin (reverse) and HM Charles III (obverse).

Posted by: Kindltot at December 31, 2024 03:54 PM (D7oie)

34 I was adamantly warned not to put out bird feeders in bear country....sure enough.

Posted by: Orson at December 31, 2024 03:54 PM (dIske)

35 The new Falklands coin set will depict as its focal point one of the planet’s most unusual and unique species of bird, the King Penguin (reverse) and HM Charles III (obverse).
Posted by: Kindltot at December 31, 2024 03:54 PM (D7oie)

so, same image on each side, then?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2024 03:55 PM (8zz6B)

36 Jack Smith must be made to return all salaries he earned while illegally appointed.

Posted by: Ciampino - Unlawful gains at December 31, 2024 03:55 PM (i0xsb)

37
I saw a video a while back about a mama bear who was having trouble raising a cub. Her cub was in trouble, and some guy helped save the cub.

After a while, mama would bring the cub to the guy's place for him to babysit while she went hunting. It was amazing. She trusted the human with her cub, and knew she couldn't handle it on her own.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 31, 2024 03:55 PM (w6EFb)

38 My conspiracy theory? Pandas are all an insidious invasion plan on the part of the Chinese. So, the setup is they are these silly adorable funny animals. But actually they were known as vicious apex predators like 10x meaner than a kodiak or polar bear but all that info has been suppressed in a multi-century long plan for world domination. And the pandas all are in on it pretending to be nice fuzzballs.

Here's how it will work, one day all the pandas will receive a call and the chinese guy on the phone will give them a code word. Then it's go time. Unbelievable carnage and no one will expect it, or if they do they'll be so confused, "oh look that panda is eating my spleen, but it's so adorable, aaawww".

You heard it here first.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 31, 2024 03:55 PM (Y6IkP)

39 The piece from the Art Thread looks like a story board from a Chinese Xianxia movie.

The Chinese bear is Biden getting on a plane.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at December 31, 2024 03:55 PM (Rbu5d)

40 You Son of a Bitch
Posted by: Timothy Treadwell at December 31, 2024 03:53 PM (1FWWQ)

__________________________

SCAT!!! (double meaning intended)

Posted by: Orson at December 31, 2024 03:55 PM (dIske)

41 They have to do something to keep their base from jumping in front of subways. Nonstop "resistance" will be it.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 31, 2024 03:49 PM (iFTx/)

I hope they have some plan to neutralize the Secret Service. They probably haven't hatched their last murder plot.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 31, 2024 03:52 PM (BI5O2)
________

Yea, except murdering him now won't have the same payoff as before the election. If they killed him in PA, it would have thrown a big can of shit into the GOP campaign, and may have been enough to put Kumswala on top. If they murder Trump now, Vance takes over and continues Trump's legacy.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 31, 2024 03:56 PM (iFTx/)

42 Beating stupid phone

Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2024 03:56 PM (fwDg9)

43 14 13 So Trump gets to fire all these miserable fucks?
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 31, 2024 03:46 PM (JMjSs)

Out of a canon ?
Posted by: It's me donna at December 31, 2024 03:46 PM (VE6XX)

Trebuchet.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at December 31, 2024 03:56 PM (Rbu5d)

44 Eric, you’ve hit the crux of the matter.

Their rhetoric, the invective and demagoguery leaves little choice. They have branded President Trump “Worse Than Hitler” and “Existential Threat” and all the usual hyperbole amped up to eleventy on Acid. This has been going on for years and years.

It was obvious to me that the only angle left was to try to kill him, and they have tried. Leftists don’t back down, they double down. They are incapable of reflection. Why? Because they are never wrong. While they favor 100% Direct Democracy, Americans are too stupid to vote correctly.

It would be reasonable and prudent to conclude, they are going to completely lose their shit going forward. Head on a swivel, have a plan, etc.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 31, 2024 03:56 PM (1cMxB)

45 So do the taxpayers get their money back?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 31, 2024 03:57 PM (QSrLX)

46 I am wondering how many who don't get a pardon in the next 21 days will vanish out of the country

Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2024 03:57 PM (fwDg9)

47 Ok. Almost four o'clock.
Let's get the damn drinking started.

Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at December 31, 2024 03:57 PM (dg+HA)

48 the people around Trump that Smith prosecuted were still exposed to (unlawful) criminal prosecution

Every one of those people should sue Jack Smith and the DoJ for deprivation of rights under color of law.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 31, 2024 03:57 PM (3Ope8)

49 Does he have to give all the money back now?

Posted by: fd at December 31, 2024 03:57 PM (vFG9F)

50 I would like to see a video of Smith being hurled into a bear exhibit at the DC zoo and watch as they go out of control as he tries to claw his way out.

Posted by: Cheri at December 31, 2024 03:57 PM (oiNtH)

51 one day all the pandas will receive a call

So Red Pandas are C&C nodes?

Posted by: DaveA at December 31, 2024 03:58 PM (FhXTo)

52 - How much incriminating evidence is going to get lost or destroyed by certain government groups before Trump's people take the helm?

Posted by: TeeJ at December 31, 2024 03:58 PM (kjZOX)

53 >>So Trump gets to fire all these miserable fucks?

Not the piece of shit DC US Attorney Matthew Graves, the guy responsible for overseeing the prosecution of the J6ers. He also help stonewall the investigation of Hunter Biden.

That cowardly prick handed in his resignation already. If ever there was someone who need prosecuting it's this scumbag.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 31, 2024 03:58 PM (LkLld)

54 I know the first thing I would be grabbing for in an unexpected bear encounter is my phone.

Oh wait, I think I meant gun.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 31, 2024 03:58 PM (FCbAQ)

55 On the bright side, we haven't been hearing too many guttural mind farts from Chris Christie lately, so maybe the Jersey drone swarm found his lost party bag of holiday bundt cakes.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 31, 2024 03:58 PM (rl6EB)

56 Is that a pick uh nick basket, Boo-boo?

Posted by: Yogi at December 31, 2024 03:59 PM (dg+HA)

57 So Trump gets to fire all these miserable fucks?
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 31, 2024 03:46 PM (JMjSs)

Out of a canon ?
Posted by: It's me donna

In a kiln.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 31, 2024 03:59 PM (/lPRQ)

58 38...or if they do they'll be so confused, "oh look that panda is eating my spleen, but it's so adorable, aaawww".

You heard it here first.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 31, 2024 03:55 PM (Y6IkP)

Lol

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at December 31, 2024 03:59 PM (Rbu5d)

59 "It's good to be King!"
-- Penguin Overlords"

And you thought I was kidding.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at December 31, 2024 04:00 PM (vFG9F)

60 Aren't penguins emperors?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 31, 2024 04:01 PM (JMjSs)

61 So Trump gets to fire all these miserable fucks?
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 31, 2024 03:46 PM (JMjSs)

Out of a canon ?
Posted by: It's me donna

In a kiln.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 31, 2024 03:59 PM (/lPRQ)

Fawn, is that you?

Posted by: Shelly Dubinski at December 31, 2024 04:03 PM (Aqu9a)

62 I would bet Matthew Graves is worried. His wife is a big time Dem operator and I bet he's not looking forward to the new administration so he quit. As a former employee the Trump administration won't have to he ability to drag him through the internal review process. He'd have to face an indictment first.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 31, 2024 04:03 PM (MLa3L)

63 but Trump will soon be appointing all of America's US Attorneys, so that should finally end this crap.
___________

But I think that only applies to the US Attorney heading each district. So like 100. Rooting out the trash in the several thousand subordinate attorneys is going to be much more difficult.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 31, 2024 04:03 PM (Dm8we)

64 Lock your car doors in bear country...trust me.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 31, 2024 04:04 PM (CwhoI)

65 Graves is not afraid. He's going to go be a million dollar lawyer at some white shoe firm.

We are not yet a consequence society.

Posted by: blaster at December 31, 2024 04:04 PM (u3B8O)

66 The 800-lb gorilla sitting on the T-Rex in the room:
Without Congressional authorization, under what legitimate power did Jack[off] Smith have any authority to prosecute anyone as a "Special" councel? Maybe I can do a citizen's arrest of Jack[off] Smith under the same aegis, which is to say, out-my-ass...

I know, the admin sanctioned this behavior, and Morlock Garland "appointed" Jackie S. Seems like Morlock needs to be in irons too.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 31, 2024 04:05 PM (ynpvh)

67 On the bright side, we haven't been hearing too many guttural mind farts from Chris Christie lately, so maybe the Jersey drone swarm found his lost party bag of holiday bundt cakes.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 31, 2024 03:58 PM (rl6EB)

If you put Chris Christie and an equally sized black bear in a room and dropped one dozen doughnuts in there, I wonder who would eat the most.
Intrade should make it happen. I might put money on the fatso.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 31, 2024 04:05 PM (FCbAQ)

68 #NeverTrump and Hags of The View (BIRM) hardest hit ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Eliminate vast bureaucracies of civil servants, no longer servants and no longer civil at December 31, 2024 04:06 PM (UwRbV)

69 Willowed

Michigan over Alabama, 19-13.

Let that sweet Wolverine hatred flow.
Posted by: Bulg

It gives me strength.

Posted by: Bulg at December 31, 2024 04:08 PM (v6JzV)

70 That thing needs to be shut down, and I don't know what can be done. I think they want to just put it on hold until Trump leaves office, and then try to sentence him.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

Trump needs to ass8gn a special prosecutor to RICO the judge's daughter and her ill gotten electioneering gains. Then follow her money and prove the judge is crooked as a dog leg. Disbar him, prosecute him for being crooked and on the take, then have your own pet judge drop the case in such a manner that it cannot be reopened.

These crooked progtarded justices need to have a blaring example made of at least four of them for partisan bullshit lawfare so the rest of them know we mean justice. Which will also preclude vigilante reactionism among the angrier hard core far right people. You know, the ones that have been incarcerated wrongly since January 2020 and radicalized to rightous anger.

Posted by: BifBewalski at December 31, 2024 04:08 PM (MsrgL)

71 "48 the people around Trump that Smith prosecuted were still exposed to (unlawful) criminal prosecution

Every one of those people should sue Jack Smith and the DoJ for deprivation of rights under color of law.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 31, 2024 03:57 PM ("

This, times thousands!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 31, 2024 04:08 PM (cY18j)

72 The layers of corruption just keep coming. For those who don't know Scavino is Trump's longtime righthand man and soon to be Deputy Chief of Staff.

>>@DanScavino

>>Was just informed by the Government that my taxes were stolen (“with the unauthorized inspection or disclosure of your tax return or return information” by a contractor between 2018 and 2020. The individual pled guilty in 2023, and I am being informed of this breach in December of 2024🤔

Posted by: JackStraw at December 31, 2024 04:08 PM (LkLld)

73 Out of a canon ?
Posted by: It's me donna

In a kiln.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 31, 2024 03:59 PM (/lPRQ)
--------------

Canon into a kiln.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 31, 2024 04:09 PM (tT6L1)

74 Jack Smith looks like a Satanist.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at December 31, 2024 04:09 PM (kTd/k)

75 Jack Smith looks like a Satanist.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at December 31, 2024 04:09 PM (kTd/k)

--------------

Until Jack Smith proves he's not a Satanic pedophile, he's guilty by assertion.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 31, 2024 04:11 PM (tT6L1)

76 Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 31, 2024 03:55 PM (w6EFb)

I had a bear "friend" for awhile. She lived in a disused shed on my land. When she would come out in spring I'd leave food by the shed for her and the cubs while she'd be off doing her thing for a couple weeks, til she could recover from denning.

She was pretty relaxed with her cubs near me. But I never pushed my luck with that shit. I don't want to star in a Werner Herzog movie.

But, here's a funny story about her... Once, for my birthday, my ex-FiL volunteered one of the guys from his crew to come grade my wrecked up driveway. This guy had never before left the city limits of Denver in his life. Once they got to the house and started working, he sees The Bear.

Like, a football field away, minding her own business out in the forest.

This guy panicked, ran to his truck, and drove away. My FiL had to haul all the tools and machinery back to town for him because he refused to ever come back.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 31, 2024 04:11 PM (BI5O2)

77 Jack Smith must be made to return all salaries he earned while illegally appointed.
Posted by: Ciampino - Unlawful gains
.......

Then seppuku.

Posted by: wth at December 31, 2024 04:11 PM (v0R5T)

78 Even tv wants to be updated

Good Grief

Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2024 04:12 PM (fwDg9)

79 Jack is either a Marxist or Deep State, or both

Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2024 04:12 PM (fwDg9)

80 Jack Smith needs to have his ass sued off.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 31, 2024 04:13 PM (W/lyH)

81 Garland, Smith, and Graves need to be dropped into a deep hole with 6 feral pigs and a truck load of turnups. They will have a few days to talk among themselves about what will happen when the turnups are gone...

Posted by: ChrisP at December 31, 2024 04:13 PM (WbGL/)

82 The 800-lb gorilla sitting on the T-Rex in the room:
Without Congressional authorization, under what legitimate power did Jack[off] Smith have any authority to prosecute anyone as a "Special" councel? Maybe I can do a citizen's arrest of Jack[off] Smith under the same aegis, which is to say, out-my-ass...

I know, the admin sanctioned this behavior, and Morlock Garland "appointed" Jackie S. Seems like Morlock needs to be in irons too.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 31, 2024 04:05 PM (ynpvh)

-----------------

The entire Junta and Deep State (BIRM) serially violated black-letter law 24x7 for 10 years now with impunity, sedition, and treason ... but mostly seditionand treason.

Posted by: ShainS -- Eliminate vast bureaucracies of civil servants, no longer servants and no longer civil at December 31, 2024 04:13 PM (/lchH)

83 But I think that only applies to the US Attorney heading each district. So like 100. Rooting out the trash in the several thousand subordinate attorneys is going to be much more difficult.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 31, 2024 04:03 PM (Dm8we)


Well. Each one has a boss who writes an efficiency report.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 31, 2024 04:14 PM (W/lyH)

84 71 "48 the people around Trump that Smith prosecuted were still exposed to (unlawful) criminal prosecution

Every one of those people should sue Jack Smith and the DoJ for deprivation of rights under color of law.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 31, 2024 03:57 PM ("

This, times thousands!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 31, 2024 04:08 PM (cY18j)

Our Gov't likes coloring outside the lines...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 31, 2024 04:14 PM (ynpvh)

85 "Deprivation of rights under color of law" is the theme song of 2025.

Whoever, under color of any law, statute, ordinance, regulation, or custom, willfully subjects any person in any State, Territory, Commonwealth, Possession, or District to the deprivation of any rights, privileges, or immunities secured or protected by the Constitution or laws of the United States, or to different punishments, pains, or penalties, on account of such person being an alien, or by reason of his color, or race, than are prescribed for the punishment of citizens, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than one year, or both, so chew on that muthafucka.

Maybe that last part typed itself into the stagute just now.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 31, 2024 04:14 PM (24b2w)

86 ***Bonus: a retrospective of all the times bears were out of control in 2024.***
---

Da Bears

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2024 04:15 PM (+4vtO)

87 If the appointment was unconstitutional (it was), then all of the funds expended should be clawed back. Sell Jack Smith's house to re-coup the funds.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at December 31, 2024 04:16 PM (5IFb9)

88 or both, so chew on that muthafucka.

Maybe that last part typed itself into the stagute just now.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 31, 2024 04:14 PM (24b2w)

***
Always figured the Founders were down with the struggle.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 31, 2024 04:17 PM (W/lyH)

89 85 "Deprivation of rights under color of law" is the theme song of 2025.

Whoever, under color of any law, statute, ordinance, regulation, or custom, willfully subjects any person in any State, Territory, Commonwealth, Possession, or District to the deprivation of any rights, privileges, or immunities secured or protected by the Constitution or laws of the United States, or to different punishments, pains, or penalties, on account of such person being an alien, or by reason of his color, or race, than are prescribed for the punishment of citizens, shall be
---

subject to the terms of prosecution sought.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2024 04:18 PM (+4vtO)

90 Well. Each one has a boss who writes an efficiency report.
Posted by: Diogenes
____________

That won't get rid of them. Especially those, and I bet there are several hundreds of them, that are determined to stick around throw spanners.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 31, 2024 04:18 PM (Dm8we)

91 Jack Smith looks like a Satanist.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at December 31, 2024 04:09 PM (kTd/k)
--------
Satanist, Stalinist ....

To-mAY-to, to-mAH-to

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 31, 2024 04:19 PM (JPzNZ)

92 It sought the past tense of sot?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2024 04:19 PM (+4vtO)

93 Every one of those out to get Trump jailed should get charged themselves

Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2024 04:19 PM (fwDg9)

94 Well. Time for that first bier!

HAPPY NEW YEAR HORDEMATES!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 31, 2024 04:19 PM (W/lyH)

95 Yea, except murdering him now won't have the same payoff as before the election. If they killed him in PA, it would have thrown a big can of shit into the GOP campaign, and may have been enough to put Kumswala on top. If they murder Trump now, Vance takes over and continues Trump's legacy.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 31, 2024 03:56 PM (iFTx/)

Nikki Haley had the second most delegates going into the convention. Vance's name wasn't put forward until the day before the convention, or day one at latest.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 31, 2024 04:20 PM (DfuGF)

96 When does the prosecution of Smith begin?

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 31, 2024 04:20 PM (e+fCf)

97 the appointment was unconstitutional (it was), then all of the funds expended should be clawed back. Sell Jack Smith's house to re-coup the funds.
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at December 31, 2024 04:16 PM (5IFb9)

Drop him on Kodiak Island with DiCaprio. They could make Grizzly Man II: Bearback Mountin'.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 31, 2024 04:20 PM (BI5O2)

98 Nice of him to wait until after the holidays.

I guess they wanted two completely blue collar guys to be on tenterhooks for a couple of weeks.

Assholes.

Posted by: Harun at December 31, 2024 04:21 PM (IuIym)

99 Afternoon.

OT But I mentioned this morning about getting a fuckton of doctor bills when I got home. Just all at once that included visits from over a year ago.

PAID IN FULL!!!!!!!!

No communist bullshit here, no siree. Fuck that shit. I'm not having bills dangling over my head. It's done. At least until I get more. But it's fucking DONE!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

And now...DRINK!!!!!!

Posted by: Robert at December 31, 2024 04:21 PM (1Yy3c)

100 Always figured the Founders were down with the struggle.

In Solidarity with the Struggle.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 31, 2024 04:21 PM (G6lJl)

101 If the appointment was unconstitutional (it was), then all of the funds expended should be clawed back. Sell Jack Smith's house to re-coup the funds.
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at December 31, 2024 04:16 PM (5IFb9)

That’s not who we are.

Posted by: Speaker Mike Johnson at December 31, 2024 04:21 PM (h7lhS)

102 30 Clinton fired all the DAs and thus scuttled the Arkansas federal DA's case against Clinton.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2024 03:53 PM (w3wZO)

---------------------------------------

I'm on the edge of my seat waiting to find out why Trump firing DAs is totally different than when Clinton did it. Is there a betting pool as to which major reporter/ news source will be the first to make this claim?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 31, 2024 04:22 PM (OGOaV)

103 Bears are big, even little bears are big.

A couple of months ago some black bears were gamboling through my backyard as I was doing work and as they got closer, they got bigger and they got bigger and they got bigger and I got out of there until they trucked their big asses out of my field.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 31, 2024 04:22 PM (XV/Pl)

104 The reason for firing all the attorney's is almost comical; democrat games and silly court decisions. When Bill Clinton took office, he fired all of the head US Attorney's, challenge in court said that was fine, he had the power. When GWB came in he only fired a couple - court challenge said Oh that's bad, you're singling them out for political reasons, can't do that."
Ok. So rule now is, when a President takes office, fire *every* DA you can, and rehire any that you like. Got it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 31, 2024 04:22 PM (wyMQY)

105 When does the prosecution of Smith begin?
Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 31, 2024 04:20 PM (e+fCf)

Have a heart! We stand with our brave Federal prosecutors.

Posted by: Speaker Mike Johnson at December 31, 2024 04:22 PM (h7lhS)

106 OH BOY THE PARK! I CAN KILL SOME DUCKS!!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 31, 2024 04:23 PM (G6lJl)

107 NYC congestion fee goes into effect Jan. 5th. It will force more people onto mass transit.

Today.

>>@nyscanner
·
>>52m
>>NYC HORROR AGAIN: A man is in critical condition after a maniac shoved him onto Manhattan subway tracks and hit by a 1 train in a random attack at the 18th Street station Tuesday afternoon.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 31, 2024 04:23 PM (LkLld)

108 The town and peeple of Brattleoro wants top wish Presdent Obama amd Micheal Obama a Happy New Yeer..

We love you and miss you........

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattelboro, Vt at December 31, 2024 04:25 PM (jfeDx)

109 @96

>>When does the prosecution of Smith begin?

Just as soon as Trump names The Czar of F**king Peoples Sh*t Up, the Rectification of Names can commence and The Wood Chipper of Justice can slake it's thirst on these insurrectionist and treasonous vermin.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 31, 2024 04:25 PM (XV/Pl)

110 Bears are big, even little bears are big.

A couple of months ago some black bears were gamboling through my backyard as I was doing work and as they got closer, they got bigger and they got bigger and they got bigger and I got out of there until they trucked their big asses out of my field.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 31, 2024 04:22 PM (XV/Pl)

Running Bear loved Little White Dove with a love big as the sky.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at December 31, 2024 04:25 PM (kTd/k)

111 110 Bears are big, even little bears are big.

A couple of months ago some black bears were gamboling through my backyard as I was doing work and as they got closer, they got bigger and they got bigger and they got bigger and I got out of there until they trucked their big asses out of my field.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 31, 2024 04:22 PM (XV/Pl)

Running Bear loved Little White Dove with a love big as the sky.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at December 31, 2024 04:25 PM (kTd/k)

Card sharks and gamboling bears...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 31, 2024 04:26 PM (ynpvh)

112
I got out of there until they trucked their big asses out of my field.

https://youtu.be/B1_c0JjXV-k?si=FD7rpcThEz-Mnt2V

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 31, 2024 04:26 PM (G6lJl)

113 It is 20 January 2025 yet ?????????????????

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at December 31, 2024 04:27 PM (+Mo1I)

114 Tip for morons with glass fireplace doors: Pat a damp paper towel in the ashes and the soot comes right off.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 31, 2024 04:27 PM (Dm8we)

115 The layers of corruption just keep coming. For those who don't know Scavino is Trump's longtime righthand man and soon to be Deputy Chief of Staff.

>>@DanScavino

>>Was just informed by the Government that my taxes were stolen (“with the unauthorized inspection or disclosure of your tax return or return information” by a contractor between 2018 and 2020. The individual pled guilty in 2023, and I am being informed of this breach in December of 2024🤔
Posted by: JackStraw at December 31, 2024 04:08 PM (LkLld)

--------------

Back in 2017, the FBI attacked MAGA members of Trump's administration with bogus, harassing "intelligence investigations" resulting in revocation of security clearances -- preventing these individuals from working.

Heard a good & infuriating interview with Seb Gorka yesterday on his radio show with Adam Lovinger, former Senior Director of the National Security Council, talking about his recent book "The Insider Threat."

We STILL only know the very tip of the iceberg of the depth and breadth of corruption ... f*cking anti-American, treasonous scum!


Posted by: ShainS -- Eliminate vast bureaucracies of civil servants, no longer servants and no longer civil at December 31, 2024 04:28 PM (/lchH)

116 Chinese would probably kill bears so as to consume bear dick soup and harness the bears sexual powers.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 31, 2024 04:28 PM (2WeMW)

117 116 Chinese would probably kill bears so as to consume bear dick soup and harness the bears sexual powers.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 31, 2024 04:28 PM (2WeMW)

Or they can just go Revenant with bears and get harnessed by the bears' sexual prowess...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 31, 2024 04:29 PM (ynpvh)

118
That’s not who we are.

Posted by: Speaker Mike Johnson

You better change whom you are toot fukkin sweet there mr speaker. You're already a pr9ven promise breaker, liar, and half assed democrat. Don't make me move back to LA and volunteer to help primary your nasty ass.

Be better. Read the damned room. Do your damned job. Stop fukking around.

Posted by: BifBewalski at December 31, 2024 04:30 PM (MsrgL)

119 >>NYC HORROR AGAIN: A man is in critical condition after a maniac shoved him onto Manhattan subway tracks and hit by a 1 train in a random attack at the 18th Street station Tuesday afternoon.


horrific video

Posted by: Black Orchid at December 31, 2024 04:30 PM (Pv3Rg)

120 Some of you may wonder why the recent CR passed by the Republican House didn’t defund Jack Smith and make it clear he is operating outside of the law.

The answer is simple: shut up.

Posted by: Speaker Mike Johnson at December 31, 2024 04:30 PM (h7lhS)

121 I've had black bears rumble through my neighborhood and I live in a small city on a main thoroughfare. They're big but usually take off if yelled at. Wouldn't want to surprise one though

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 31, 2024 04:31 PM (MLa3L)

122 …. maniac shoved him onto Manhattan subway tracks and hit by a train in a “random” attack.

Who are we to criticize their culture? Just part and parcel of life in the Big City, a thread woven into and of the rich tapestry that makes up the fabric our Diversity.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 31, 2024 04:32 PM (TEI8e)

123 Didn't Leonardo DiCrapio harness a bear's sexual powers?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 31, 2024 04:32 PM (JMjSs)

124 War is much better than communicating with Them.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 31, 2024 04:32 PM (2WeMW)

125 one thing you can count on: trump hatred is never ending. expect the trump haters to continue in their evil ways. maybe alvin bragg will go after one of trump's kids.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 31, 2024 04:32 PM (CWTWj)

126 >>Heard a good & infuriating interview with Seb Gorka yesterday on his radio show with Adam Lovinger, former Senior Director of the National Security Council, talking about his recent book "The Insider Threat."

I haven't heard about Lovinger in years. He was one of Gen. Flynn's guys.

Yea, the government is chock full of shady actors in seemingly every agency.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 31, 2024 04:33 PM (LkLld)

127 I think once DJT gets moving the H8ed will get worse

Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2024 04:34 PM (fwDg9)

128 Tip for morons with glass fireplace doors: Pat a damp paper towel in the ashes and the soot comes right off.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

I saw that hack on ewe toob recently and have been dying to know whether or not it works. Thank you for posting this!

Posted by: BifBewalski at December 31, 2024 04:34 PM (MsrgL)

129 Dirk dirka Gorka.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 31, 2024 04:34 PM (JMjSs)

130 Anyone that wants to run for public office should have to pass a basic background investigation prior to being eligible to run. Way too many tards and communists, sex perverts, sandal wearers and vegetarians, fruititarians and scrofulous types that are poisonous to the Republic

Posted by: Common Tater at December 31, 2024 04:35 PM (TEI8e)

131 Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 31, 2024 04:28 PM (2WeMW)

I've always wanted to find a way to convince Chinese businessmen that American Bison dong will put lead in their lil' yella pencils.

Those dongs are a super cheap by-product they make into dog toys. I figure I buy a truckload of buffalo dongs, grind 'em to dust and mix 'em with Mad Dog 20/20, then ship it off to Shanghai in bottles labeled "Beautiful Country Bison Power Wine."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 31, 2024 04:36 PM (BI5O2)

132 I saw that hack on ewe toob recently and have been dying to know whether or not it works. Thank you for posting this!
Posted by: BifBewalski
____________

It does. I wasted years trying other shit. If the soot is really bad, it may take a few passes.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 31, 2024 04:36 PM (Dm8we)

133 I find it horribly distasteful that the residents of our Hat-to-the-North would verbally abuse the honorable, humble Justin Trudeau while he was vacationing on their dime during the New Year holiday season.

Maybe Trump the Conqueror will Annex Canada, Mexico and Greenland while Cadaver Joe mumbles his final statements from the fake, Oval press Office.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 31, 2024 04:37 PM (rl6EB)

134 Even Jack Smith's mother thinks he is a douche.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 31, 2024 04:37 PM (YIstU)

135 Is it steroids or bear dick?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 31, 2024 04:38 PM (2WeMW)

136 NOOD Obozo

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at December 31, 2024 04:38 PM (wBaIH)

137 130 Anyone that wants to run for public office should have to pass a basic background investigation prior to being eligible to run. Way too many tards and communists, sex perverts, sandal wearers and vegetarians, fruititarians and scrofulous types that are poisonous to the Republic
Posted by: Common Tater at December 31, 2024 04:35 PM (TEI8e)

At least have them take a piss test. I gotta take one to slave away all day in front of some machine.

Posted by: Reforger at December 31, 2024 04:38 PM (xcIvR)

138 It turns the only way to prevent bad people from misusing the powers of expansive government is to have smaller, less powerful government.

You are shocked to hear this, I know (/sarc)

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 31, 2024 04:38 PM (p5Yig)

139 Miranda Devine @mirandadevine 40m
Is it the “Himmler” of J6?

Julie Kelly @julie_kelly2 Dec 30
With news of Matt Graves’ resignation, I am reposting my ⁦@RCInvestigates⁩ piece on him and his wife.

Meet the Activist Wife Who Networks the Anti-MAGA White House While Her Prosecutor Husband Puts January Sixers in Jail
By Julie Kelly, RealClearInvestigations; October 03, 2023
https://is.gd/FQPkRf

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 31, 2024 04:44 PM (hovnC)

140 Brandon Straka #WalkAway @BrandonStraka 2h
I have several letters signed by Matthew Graves sitting in a drawer in my house.

Matthew Graves used the full might and power of the US government to falsely accuse me of crimes I did not commit in an effort to destroy my standing as a conservative activist, the leader of the #WalkAway movement, and my organization.

I demand his prosecution.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 31, 2024 04:45 PM (hovnC)

141 mental illness = islam

Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at December 31, 2024 04:59 PM (iNp3L)

142 Bears are cute critters, until they rip your lungs out, Jim.

Posted by: Gref at December 31, 2024 05:02 PM (aBgBM)

143 Will the defendant, Jack Smith, please rise for sentencing.

Posted by: Uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They do not kill at December 31, 2024 05:27 PM (gxokI)

144 Smith should flap his arms and fly to the moon

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at December 31, 2024 06:04 PM (wGqjj)

145 Now investigate Jack Smith to exactly the same degree, using the same methods, as Trump. Rake him through the mud. And all his associates.

Then after two years, tell him fucking "never mind."

Posted by: El Mariachi at December 31, 2024 06:46 PM (ARlwA)

146 test

Posted by: they at December 31, 2024 07:53 PM (dSco/)

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