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Mont St. Michel, France
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Happy New Years, friends. Despite the horrific attacks of the day, I have a feeling 2025 is going to be a great year.


Some running of the bulls:

A bull pushes its drunk owner along the street to get him home.

This is why I stopped drinking Colt 45. The property damage alone!

Playing fetch with a bull.

Cat grabs bird out of the air, but the bird's frenz come to save him.

Baby New Year learning to walk with the help of Doggie New Year.

These girls found a way to make women's volleyball 5% hotter.

Mary had a little lamb.

She just doesn't have any va-voom. (I'm not gay.)

Hunting the most dangerous game -- koala.

Leopard family playing together.

A dog becomes a toy hoarder.

An oldie but still fun: A stick bug hits the open road.

Banging and clanging in the New Year like...

Posted by: Ace at 07:15 PM




Comments

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1 Wow 1st?

Posted by: Boswell at January 01, 2025 07:19 PM (K+UlC)

2 Nice. Not a usual view of that town up top.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 01, 2025 07:19 PM (bss/y)

3 That stick bug video looks like a scene from an action film.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 01, 2025 07:19 PM (CHHv1)

4 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2025 07:19 PM (fwDg9)

5 Oh Yes - eat my dust Sponge!

Posted by: Boswell at January 01, 2025 07:19 PM (K+UlC)

6 Wow, watching the FBI SAIC in Vegas -- wearing a suit and tie, shaven, and relatively articulate. Probably lying, but articulate.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 01, 2025 07:20 PM (YIxO9)

7 Boswell, Happy New Year!

Posted by: Ben Had at January 01, 2025 07:21 PM (XTmTf)

8 Well if you don't have snow but a hill guess you still can go sledding

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2025 07:21 PM (fwDg9)

9 That's where Darryl Dickson was filmed. He made that place famous.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 01, 2025 07:21 PM (2Jptx)

10 That is NOT the picture of Mons de Michelle that I remember.

Just saying.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 01, 2025 07:23 PM (WXNFJ)

11 Needs more crossbows.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 01, 2025 07:25 PM (2Jptx)

12 Happy New Year, Ace! Thanks for the positive thoughts about 2025 -- needed that today. Thank you for this wonderful site and a big thank you to all the COBs and the Horde who keep the faith.

Posted by: La2la at January 01, 2025 07:25 PM (Kn/33)

13 Playing fetch with a bull.

If the leg to torso ratio gets any smaller, they're going to turn into whales.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 01, 2025 07:27 PM (xCA6C)

14 That stick bug video looks like a scene from an action film.

It looks like the guy from Fantastic Beasts.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 01, 2025 07:27 PM (xCA6C)

15 2025 off to a crazy start.
Perhaps it will have the crazy frontloaded and get it out of the way early?

Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at January 01, 2025 07:29 PM (elaR+)

16 The childhood memories for the parents is so sweet. Perfect!

Posted by: L - Hook em, book em, cook em. Now! at January 01, 2025 07:29 PM (NFX2v)

17 Posted by: Ben Had at January 01, 2025 07:21 PM (XTmTf)

Happy happy New Year, Ben Had!

Posted by: Boswell at January 01, 2025 07:29 PM (K+UlC)

18 A couple of Dashiell Hammett books entered the public domain today, Red Harvest and The Dain Curse.

https://standardebooks.org/ebooks/dashiell-hammett

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 01, 2025 07:29 PM (szMU5)

19 >>Playing fetch with a bull.


I fetch the snacks!

Posted by: David French at January 01, 2025 07:30 PM (UE/EX)

20 15 lol.

Posted by: Bete at January 01, 2025 07:30 PM (LX4y3)

21 Big Fat Meinie - no piercings? Purple hair? Guy in a dress?

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2025 07:31 PM (fwDg9)

22 So with the FBI running around, how many will forget their right uniform for the day and show up in their false flag khakis?

Posted by: Bete at January 01, 2025 07:32 PM (LX4y3)

23 Hi friends! Busy day. Got all the carpets cleaned at the studio, all new choreo for the new year, so learned that along with my actual classes for tomorrow and worked out. Whew!

Posted by: Piper at January 01, 2025 07:34 PM (p4NUW)

24 So with the FBI running around, how many will forget their right uniform for the day and show up in their false flag khakis?
Posted by: Bete at January 01, 2025 07:32 PM (LX4y3)

With their tiki torches?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 01, 2025 07:34 PM (VNX3d)

25 My cat killed a female grackle last summer and the rest of the flock yelled and flew at him every time he went outside for a couple of days. He was a nervous wreck.

Posted by: huerfano at January 01, 2025 07:34 PM (DKIGo)

26 Hello, all. Hope you're feeling better than I am.

I noticed someone mention Jackie Mason in connection with the cartoon shorts The Ant and the Aardvark. One of the few pieces of trivia I can usually remember is that the voice of the aardvark was not Jackie Mason - it was the impressionist John Byner, who did a Mason impression for the Aardvark and a Dean Martin voice for the Ant.

As well, Byner was the original choice for Mork in the series Mork and Mindy, but turned the part down because he thought the show's premise was ridiculous.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at January 01, 2025 07:35 PM (Q0kLU)

27 FBI New Orleans @FBINewOrleans 27 Oct 2024
#FBINewOrleans thanks all our new friends/Swifties who provided a little extra gear to our folks this weekend! Everything goes with camo.

MAG1775 @Mar50cC5O 25m Replying to @FBINewOrleans
The FBI’s track record is downright embarrassing when it comes to stopping actual threats, yet they have no issue using every resource to target political opponents. They miss terrorist attacks and multiple mass shooters, but somehow can track down 1/6 protesters using geotagging? It’s crystal clear where their priorities lie, and it’s not with the safety of the American people.

KernolSooner @kernolsooner 1h
Maybe should've been looking for jihadist that have came across the border and not grannies/mom/dad's at school board meetings! @Kash_Patel @realDonaldTrump ☮️

Teresa @WalkerTeresa007 3h
THIS is why we hate the FBI. And because lie after lie after lie comes from the agency.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at January 01, 2025 07:35 PM (hovnC)

28 Whoot!

I feel somewhat guilty about having had a peaceful, lovely day when so many are hurting and traumatized.

I went for a dunk in the 47 degree Puget Sound in the morning, went home and drank some coffee, then went for a 4 mile walk on the beach and saw 6-7 Orcas across the water. They were awesome!

Came home and have been puzzling for a few hours. I got myself a 1000 piece funky puzzle with dahlia flowers and a kitty. It's nice to work my brain in a different way.

Fasting as well, had my coffee, lots of water with ACV and a big mug of turkey broth. Will have some tea later on.

Best to you all! Back to work tomorrow.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 01, 2025 07:35 PM (mT+6a)

29 Wow Georgia

Judge Yeackel [sp?] of Effingham County was found dead in chambers this morning with a note. He had lost election this year and today was supposed to be his last day. He has been mired in controversy.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 01, 2025 07:35 PM (wwyOR)

30 Visegrád 24 @visegrad24 Dec 31
This video of a young woman smiling, laughing with joy and celebrating her baptism into the Christian faith has gone viral on Arabic 𝕏.
2:34 PM · Dec 31, 2024 · 176.9K Views

https://tinyurl.com/bdfwmdpm
57 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at January 01, 2025 07:36 PM (hovnC)

31 So with the FBI running around, how many will forget their right uniform for the day and show up in their false flag khakis?
Posted by: Bete

With their tiki torches?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
===
They planted on them on the 'pipe-bomb' guy from Virginia -- Spafford.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at January 01, 2025 07:39 PM (hovnC)

32 Wow Georgia

Judge Yeackel [sp?] of Effingham County was found dead in chambers this morning with a note. . .
Posted by: Anna Puma

My first search result was from 11alive.com

Inappropriately hilarious.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 01, 2025 07:39 PM (WXNFJ)

33 Surfer is a man of much balls and very little brain.

Posted by: Kowabunga at January 01, 2025 07:41 PM (ybSPO)

34 Deja Thoris images. The ones Tensor deems as 'safe,' there are three more that are tagged 'sensitive.'

https://tinyurl.com/2jy3hrhx

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 01, 2025 07:42 PM (wwyOR)

35 This video of a young woman smiling, laughing with joy and celebrating her baptism into the Christian faith has gone viral on Arabic 𝕏.
2:34 PM · Dec

I saw that the other day on 9gag Fresh. Hope she survives the doxxing that is coming. Prayers for her and everyone else in the quick video.

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 01, 2025 07:43 PM (MsrgL)

36 KernolSooner @kernolsooner 1h
Maybe should've been looking for jihadist that have came across the border and not grannies/mom/dad's at school board meetings! @Kash_Patel @realDonaldTrump ☮️

Somehow I don't think Patel is going to be able to shut down or even reform the FBI. He'll either be stonewalled or ignored.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at January 01, 2025 07:44 PM (Q0kLU)

37 "but turned the part down because he thought the show's premise was ridiculous.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing "

It turned out to be so ground breaking it paved the way for "Alf".

Posted by: fd at January 01, 2025 07:44 PM (vFG9F)

38
They've released photos of what was packed in that Tesla in Vegas:

https://tinyurl.com/2c7f55r5

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 01, 2025 07:45 PM (w6EFb)

39 30 Visegrád 24 @visegrad24 Dec 31
This video of a young woman smiling, laughing with joy and celebrating her baptism into the Christian faith has gone viral on Arabic 𝕏.
2:34 PM · Dec 31, 2024 · 176.9K Views

https://tinyurl.com/bdfwmdpm
57 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at January 01, 2025 07:36 PM (hovnC)

Hope that doesn't put a target on her back.

Posted by: Religion of pieces at January 01, 2025 07:45 PM (ybSPO)

40 That was me that brought up Bernie sounding like the aardvark. Probably smells like one too. Am I right?

Posted by: fd at January 01, 2025 07:46 PM (vFG9F)

41 They've released photos of what was packed in that Tesla in Vegas:

Fudge?

Posted by: Musk's ok but his cars are ghey at January 01, 2025 07:47 PM (ybSPO)

42 Boo-hoo.

Arnold Ruutel, last communist leader of Soviet Estonia, dies at age 96.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at January 01, 2025 07:47 PM (hovnC)

43 Ohio St blunts the Oregon comeback for a bit. 41-15 OSU. End of 3.

Posted by: Black JEM at January 01, 2025 07:48 PM (uLt48)

44 The Cybertrucks structural integrity held down the damage from the intentional explosion

Posted by: blaster at January 01, 2025 07:48 PM (QfvaV)

45 Arnold Ruutel, last communist leader of Soviet Estonia, dies at age 96.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at January 01, 2025 07:47 PM (hovnC)

Why do the evilest motherfuckers live so long?

Posted by: Carter took 100 years to die! at January 01, 2025 07:49 PM (ybSPO)

46 Off topic, but a New Years suggestion to all that might land you some extra cash:

Go to the govt. website of each state you worked in over the years and do an "Unclaimed Property" search. Also, do one in the home state of any corporation HQ you might have been employed by over the years. You might be surprised.

I did this recently and received a sizeable check just recently from the State of Connecticut (seriously, enough to purchase a car if I so desired). I have another still pending in another New England state. These were funds owed to me that I didn't even know existed. Hey, when you're young and inexperienced, you miss some of the nuances of corporate work, but the employers don't.

Posted by: Orson at January 01, 2025 07:49 PM (dIske)

47 I remember Byner from being on the Carol Burnett show and Johnny Carson and maybe some game shows.

Posted by: fd at January 01, 2025 07:49 PM (vFG9F)

48 He'll either be stonewalled or ignored.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at January 01, 2025 07:44 PM (Q0kLU)

Not Kash. He'll tolerate neither.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 01, 2025 07:50 PM (UseAb)

49
Hope that doesn't put a target on her back.
Posted by: Religion of pieces at January 01, 2025 07:45 PM (ybSPO)

_________

As do I. But there are worse ways to die than as a witness to the Faith.

Posted by: Ace Rothstein at January 01, 2025 07:50 PM (dxSpM)

50 44 The Cybertruck's structural integrity held down the damage from the intentional explosion
----
They are 9mm [and similar] proof.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at January 01, 2025 07:50 PM (hovnC)

51 Cybertruck bulletproof?

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 01, 2025 07:51 PM (2Jptx)

52 I want to thank the group that put together a prayer for Jim SND, Jewells and Teresa being placed in the Wailing Wall and for the donation to the children's charity made in their name.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 01, 2025 07:52 PM (XTmTf)

53
More fireworks going off. Dogs put up. Diana is on our bed, huddled next to Her Majesty and trembling.

Posted by: Ace Rothstein at January 01, 2025 07:52 PM (dxSpM)

54 I don't know if the Eff Bee Eye can be saved, 19 days will tell.
Have a great evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2025 07:52 PM (fwDg9)

55 "Deja Thoris images. The ones Tensor deems as 'safe,' there are three more that are tagged 'sensitive.'
https://tinyurl.com/2jy3hrhx
Posted by: Anna Puma"

She seems moist for Mars.

Posted by: fd at January 01, 2025 07:53 PM (vFG9F)

56 The Cybertrucks structural integrity held down the damage from the intentional explosion
Posted by: blaster at January 01, 2025 07:48 PM (QfvaV)

Sounds like a Road Runner cartoon, with Achmed the Acme terrorist. Terrorist hates Donald Trump. Elon Musk aligns with Donald Trump. Terrorist hates Elon Musk. Terrorist buys Cybertruck to blow in front of a Trump Tower to prove terrorist's point. Cybertruck has such structural integrity it doesn't go boom like terrorist wanted.

Rats! Foiled again!

Posted by: RickZ at January 01, 2025 07:54 PM (gKDq2)

57 "Deja Thoris images. The ones Tensor deems as 'safe,' there are three more that are tagged 'sensitive.'
https://tinyurl.com/2jy3hrhx
Posted by: Anna Puma"

She seems moist for Mars.
Posted by: fd at January 01, 2025 07:53 PM (vFG9F)

I had thought it might be oil or moisturizer.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 01, 2025 07:54 PM (VNX3d)

58 Solid Gold:

I don't even like disco songs like Fame! but when did we stop putting effort into writing songs? It has a lyrical hook over 30 seconds at the beginning, and me, in 2024, I am impressed. I am wondering who resurrected Freddy Mercury. It used to be standard.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 01, 2025 07:54 PM (lhenN)

59 italics, I cast you back to the shadow from whence you came!

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 01, 2025 07:55 PM (lhenN)

60 Probably way to much of a deficit but Oregon ain't givin' up. OSU seems to be running out of gas.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 01, 2025 07:55 PM (mH6SG)

61 First Barreling of the New Year.

Nice.

Posted by: garrett at January 01, 2025 07:55 PM (UE/EX)

Posted by: RickZ at January 01, 2025 07:55 PM (gKDq2)

63 Fuck.

Posted by: RickZ at January 01, 2025 07:55 PM (gKDq2)

64 Kash Patel was one of the victims of the FiBs scams. I think he wants pelts to adorn his walls.

Posted by: Accomack at January 01, 2025 07:56 PM (aHqhe)

65 He'll either be stonewalled or ignored.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at January 01, 2025 07:44 PM (Q0kLU)

Not Kash. He'll tolerate neither.
Posted by: Ordinary American at January 01, 2025 07:50 PM (UseAb)

I'd like to think that. But there's a long distance between not tolerating something and actually eliminating it.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at January 01, 2025 07:56 PM (Q0kLU)

66 Italics.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 01, 2025 07:56 PM (2Jptx)

67 And it was a good one.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 01, 2025 07:57 PM (dR6yv)

68 First Barreling of the New Year.

Nice.
Posted by: garrett at January 01, 2025 07:55 PM (UE/EX)

At least we don't need to wait for it anymore.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 01, 2025 07:57 PM (VNX3d)

69 Burp.

Posted by: The Barrel at January 01, 2025 07:57 PM (a8Yoi)

70 From that article, Musk said:

Cybertruck is the worst possible choice for a car bomb, as its stainless steel armor will contain the blast better than any other commercial vehicle.'

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 01, 2025 07:57 PM (NQtI0)

71 olid Gold:

I don't even like disco songs like Fame! but when did we stop putting effort into writing songs? It has a lyrical hook over 30 seconds at the beginning, and me, in 2024, I am impressed. I am wondering who resurrected Freddy Mercury. It used to be standard.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 01, 2025 07:54 PM (lhenN)

Fame isn't Disco, its musical theatre.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 01, 2025 07:58 PM (asFox)

72 >Deja Thoris

My red man is full-on Barsoom.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 01, 2025 07:58 PM (lhenN)

73 52 I want to thank the group that put together a prayer for Jim SND, Jewells and Teresa being placed in the Wailing Wall and for the donation to the children's charity made in their name.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 01, 2025 07:52 PM (XTmTf)

I must have been absent that day. This is wonderful.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 01, 2025 07:59 PM (OX9vb)

74 Surf video: 100ft World Record Wave, Garrett McNamara Surfing Nazare, Portugal.

Posted by: 13times at January 01, 2025 07:59 PM (hiF10)

75 55 "Deja Thoris images. The ones Tensor deems as 'safe,' there are three more that are tagged 'sensitive.'
https://tinyurl.com/2jy3hrhx
Posted by: Anna Puma"

She brought dat ass to Mars.

Posted by: Quaid, start the reactor! at January 01, 2025 08:00 PM (ybSPO)

76 Does anyone remember the ending to Dr Phibes Rises Again? Phibes and his corpse bride float down an underground Egyptian stream on their way to the River of Eternal Life while his nemesis is trapped behind a locked gate, begging Phibes to take him along.

I have a lot of dreams that are lovely ones, but I always wake up at a point where happiness is about to be achieved (my mind hates me). I keep feeling like that character, looking through steel bars at a wonderful dreamland that I can never get back to.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at January 01, 2025 08:00 PM (Q0kLU)

77 Looks like Oregon is soiling the bed.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 01, 2025 08:01 PM (dR6yv)

78 Somewhere recently I read that a German paper, SZ claims owning a dachshund is fascist and a sign of neo-nazi fashion.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 01, 2025 08:01 PM (Y6IkP)

79 59 italics, I cast you back to the shadow from whence you came!
-------
The font must be Roman.

The font must be Roman.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at January 01, 2025 08:01 PM (hovnC)

80 yay, good for you nurse! great start for a new year!

Mrs Eez did that in a local lake on Christmas Day

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 01, 2025 08:02 PM (cY18j)

81
I want to thank the group that put together a prayer for Jim SND, Jewells and Teresa being placed in the Wailing Wall and for the donation to the children's charity made in their name.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 01, 2025 07:52 PM (XTmTf)

________

I always remember Hordians with grave concerns in my Rosary intentions. Our Lady must laugh when I have to use their nics.

Posted by: Ace Rothstein at January 01, 2025 08:03 PM (dxSpM)

82 I've got a bad feeling we are at the beginning of a lot of attacks, not just here but around the world.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 01, 2025 08:03 PM (LkLld)

83 I've got a bad feeling we are at the beginning of a lot of attacks, not just here but around the world.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 01, 2025 08:03 PM (LkLld)

Yep.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 01, 2025 08:04 PM (dR6yv)

84 Disclose.tv @disclosetv 30 Dec 2024
NEW - German SZ [newspaper] claims "polo shirts, sneakers, and dachshunds" are now part of the "classic fascist outfit."

https://tinyurl.com/4s8mbe6w
screencap; the South-German Zeitung!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at January 01, 2025 08:04 PM (hovnC)

85
Polo shirt: check

Sneakers: check

Dachshund: nope

I'm off the hook.

Posted by: Ace Rothstein at January 01, 2025 08:06 PM (dxSpM)

86 JackStraw - you ain't the only one with a bad feeling.

Posted by: PabloD at January 01, 2025 08:06 PM (6/0QA)

87 Don't forget to whop the Italics lever back off.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 01, 2025 08:06 PM (2Jptx)

88
Off casino-owning sock

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 01, 2025 08:07 PM (dxSpM)

89 Those are the best mf'ing smoked loins I have ever made.

No brag, just fact.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 01, 2025 08:07 PM (aD39U)

90 >> Those are the best mf'ing smoked loins I have ever made.


Gird Them.

Posted by: garrett at January 01, 2025 08:07 PM (UE/EX)

91 Juicy, tender, perfect fat cap on top, and a decent smoke rind.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 01, 2025 08:07 PM (aD39U)

92 84 Disclose.tv @disclosetv 30 Dec 2024
NEW - German SZ [newspaper] claims "polo shirts, sneakers, and dachshunds" are now part of the "classic fascist outfit."

https://tinyurl.com/4s8mbe6w
screencap; the South-German Zeitung!
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at January 01, 2025 08:04 PM (hovnC)

If it had been cargo shorts and dress socks instead of sneakers and dachshunds they'd have gotten it right.

Posted by: Quaid, start the reactor! at January 01, 2025 08:08 PM (ybSPO)

93 I thought that Deja Thoris was a redskin.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 01, 2025 08:09 PM (aD39U)

94 I have a lot of dreams that are lovely ones, but I always wake up at a point where happiness is about to be achieved (my mind hates me).
--------
I always wake up when I have to pee, in the dream no matter what I'm doing. I begin searching for a toilet and can never find one, wandering around from site to site in the dream.

In the dreams I have very occasionally said, 'Screw it -- I have to pee!' when I haven't awakened earlier in my quest, and do so but I've been fine without peeing the bed for real. So far.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at January 01, 2025 08:10 PM (hovnC)

95 >>> Deja Thoris images. The ones Tensor deems as 'safe,' there are three more that are tagged 'sensitive.'

https://tinyurl.com/2jy3hrhx
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 01, 2025 07:42 PM (wwyOR)


In some of the DYNAMITE issues she's just plain nekid. Or they'll have the main cover art and panels where she has on about 5 oz of tiny gold armor pieces then at the end there's a section where they say "well, here's what this art looks like without even that on her".

She along with red sonja were the quintessential sexy badasses that DYNAMITE did a lot of. Also Witchblade

Posted by: banana Dream at January 01, 2025 08:12 PM (Y6IkP)

96 93 I thought that Deja Thoris was a redskin.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 01, 2025 08:09 PM (aD39U)

They go by Commanders now.

Posted by: blaster at January 01, 2025 08:12 PM (QfvaV)

97 FBI photographing the NOLA ISIS flag.

https://tinyurl.com/yrr3bhpr

Posted by: 13times at January 01, 2025 08:13 PM (pt7Ye)

98 It's quiet...too quiet.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 01, 2025 08:16 PM (mH6SG)

99 Dachsies are special. A little crazy, though special. That little girl will never, ever forget the caramel doggie

Posted by: Common Tater at January 01, 2025 08:17 PM (Y4gci)

100 https://tinyurl.com/yrr3bhpr

false flag

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 01, 2025 08:18 PM (gbOdA)

101 FBI photographing the NOLA ISIS flag.

https://tinyurl.com/yrr3bhpr
Posted by: 13times at January 01, 2025 08:13 PM (pt7Ye)

Would you agree with me that, at a conservative estimate, at least half of the country (of those who pay attention) now consistently believes that, whenever the FBI is involved in an attack, shooting or whatever, they are either culpable or actively behind it?

And yet the organization goes on, confident that no one will have the stones to touch them.

This is why I believe that Patel is bound to fail. He might succeed in weeding out some high-profile bad apples, but I am willing to bet that the FBI will survive and, in fact, expand its power by the end of Trump's term.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at January 01, 2025 08:18 PM (Q0kLU)

102 @elonmusk
·
Follow
The evil knuckleheads picked the wrong vehicle for a terrorist attack. Cybertruck actually contained the explosion and directed the blast upwards.

Not even the glass doors of the lobby were broken.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 01, 2025 08:19 PM (gbOdA)

103 nypost

Inside terrorist Shamsud-Din Jabbar’s squalid home where sheep and goats roam his yard

War brides

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 01, 2025 08:21 PM (gbOdA)

104 Aaaaannnddd, now there's apparently a hostage situation in Las Vegas.

Posted by: Bert G at January 01, 2025 08:24 PM (VARTN)

105 102 @elonmusk
·
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The evil knuckleheads picked the wrong vehicle for a terrorist attack. Cybertruck actually contained the explosion and directed the blast upwards.

Not even the glass doors of the lobby were broken.
Posted by: rhennigantx
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Waiting list for Cybertruck increases 10%

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 01, 2025 08:25 PM (kLJmv)

106 Appreciate the nurse's smug.

Posted by: Derak at January 01, 2025 08:25 PM (PF2UZ)

107 was hired from Turo in Colorado and driven across the border into Nevada at 7.30am Wednesday
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Daily Mail. Must be British geography. Or real fast driving.

Posted by: From about That Time at January 01, 2025 08:25 PM (4780s)

108 52 I want to thank the group that put together a prayer for Jim SND, Jewells and Teresa being placed in the Wailing Wall and for the donation to the children's charity made in their name.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 01, 2025 07:52 PM (XTmTf)

Which group?

Posted by: SnailRacer at January 01, 2025 08:26 PM (aUgE4)

109 Watching Oregon/Ohio State, and sports ‘journalist’ guy named Van Pelt is…….get this………slick baldheaded!

Posted by: Eromero at January 01, 2025 08:28 PM (LHPAg)

110 104 Aaaaannnddd, now there's apparently a hostage situation in Las Vegas.
Posted by: Bert G at January 01, 2025

Was trying to find confirmation on it. What a day!

Posted by: Piper at January 01, 2025 08:30 PM (pZEOD)

111 I need to pray for the victims.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at January 01, 2025 08:30 PM (WL2lA)

112 52 I want to thank the group that put together a prayer for Jim SND, Jewells and Teresa being placed in the Wailing Wall and for the donation to the children's charity made in their name.
Posted by: Ben Had

I missed any call for donations but maybe it ran through a limited group.

It's lovely in both thought and deed.

Posted by: L - Hook em, book em, cook em. Now! at January 01, 2025 08:32 PM (NFX2v)

113 82 I've got a bad feeling we are at the beginning of a lot of attacks, not just here but around the world.
Posted by: JackStraw
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They were going to come out sooner or later. Better now that they haven't reached the optimal political percentile and that we have Trump's influence not some communist.
_ SA & Fundamentals

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 01, 2025 08:32 PM (kLJmv)

114 This is why I believe that Patel is bound to fail. He might succeed in weeding out some high-profile bad apples, but I am willing to bet that the FBI will survive and, in fact, expand its power by the end of Trump's term.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at January 01, 2025 08:18 PM (Q0kLU)

Don’t count Patel out before he even begins. You change an organization by changing the leadership and working down from there.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 01, 2025 08:32 PM (7MHHr)

115
Patel is bound to fail. He might succeed in weeding out some high-profile bad apples, but I am willing to bet that the FBI will survive and, in fact, expand its power by the end of Trump's term.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

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The organization has gone on because its appointed overseers did not oversee. You don't think a functioning director will make a difference?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 01, 2025 08:33 PM (n7rxJ)

116 SnailRacer, I will send you that. A Happy New Year to you both

Posted by: Ben Had at January 01, 2025 08:33 PM (XTmTf)

117 Happy New Year, Ben Had. It’s quite the day.

Posted by: Piper at January 01, 2025 08:34 PM (p4NUW)

118 Well, my Buckeyes kicked some ass this evening. Well don, guys.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 01, 2025 08:36 PM (mH6SG)

119 Noun, verb or adjective?

Posted by: L - Hook em, book em, cook em. Now! at January 01, 2025 08:36 PM (NFX2v)

120 well done

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 01, 2025 08:36 PM (mH6SG)

121 A fine New Year's Day luncheon with the kids. Black-eye pea stew, cornbread, followed by pantatony or whatever it's called and coffee, with a generous shot of whipped cream and Bailey's.

After the family left, after clean-up, MiladyJo and I took a long nap to catch up on the sleep we didn't get last night. Woke up to the dark and the New Year Zoo was already posted. Cafe. Whatever.

Hope the new year has been treating everybody well, so far. Provided you're not on the street in New Orleans, in front of Trump's hotel in Vegas, or in the NY subway …

Posted by: mindful webworker nowhere near NY or NO or LV at January 01, 2025 08:36 PM (N2VkE)

122 @elonmusk
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The evil knuckleheads picked the wrong vehicle for a terrorist attack. Cybertruck actually contained the explosion and directed the blast upwards.

Not even the glass doors of the lobby were broken.
Posted by: rhennigantx

Time to market them to ISIS, Hamas, Hezbollah, and other terrorist groups as a status symbol for their car bombs.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 01, 2025 08:36 PM (VNX3d)

123 L, there wasn't one. Know that the actions of a few stood for the many that would so willingly give.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 01, 2025 08:37 PM (XTmTf)

124 BNO News Live @BNODesk
The fourth victim of the New Orleans terror attack is 28-year-old Nicole Perez, who leaves behind a 4-year-old son.

Nicole worked at a deli in Metairie and had just been promoted to manager. Her son is now in the care of her friends.

BNO News Live @BNODesk
The third victim of the New Orleans attack is 27-year-old Tiger Bech, a Lafayette native and former football player for Princeton University.

Tiger was kept on life support until his family arrived, after which he died. He's the older brother of former LSU player Jack Bech.

BNO News Live @BNODesk
The second victim is 37-year-old Reggie Hunter, a warehouse manager and a father of two from Baton Rouge, LA.

Last night, Reggie decided "on a whim" to go to Bourbon Street, where he and a cousin were hit. Reggie was killed, his cousin is seriously injured - NOLA

BNO News Live @BNODesk
The first victim of the New Orleans terror attack has been identified as 18-year-old Nikyra Dedeaux from Gulfport, Mississippi.

Nikyra was due to start a nursing program at Blue Cliff College on Jan .13. She came to New Orleans to celebrate the New Year.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at January 01, 2025 08:38 PM (hovnC)

125 @ 113, again yes, this!
now more than ever before

a b c, swivel, plan, OODA loop

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 01, 2025 08:38 PM (cY18j)

126 Piper, hasn't it ever. Sounds like you are ramped up for 2025.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 01, 2025 08:39 PM (XTmTf)

127 29 Wow Georgia

Judge Yeackel [sp?] of Effingham County was found dead in chambers this morning with a note. He had lost election this year and today was supposed to be his last day. He has been mired in controversy.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 01, 2025 07:35 PM (wwyOR)
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Georgia judge shoots himself inside courtroom on last day in office

https://mol.im/a/14239747

Posted by: Ciampino - a brown thermometer? at January 01, 2025 08:39 PM (i0xsb)

128
lulz?

I'm hearing that "Prada" has hired Slugger Emhoff's ugly daughter to pretend to be a "model" for them.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 01, 2025 08:39 PM (DcMZ+)

129
I wonder if Slugger Emhoff spends $10K a week paying people to "hire" his ugly daughter to be a "model?" More?

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 01, 2025 08:40 PM (DcMZ+)

130 Our FBI has been too busy collecting Tay Tay bracelets to worry about terrorist cells. You can't make this crap up:

https://tinyurl.com/3enwfh59

Posted by: IrishEi at January 01, 2025 08:41 PM (3ImbR)

131 It is never too early to remind you all that TXMOME. #X isn't all that far off.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 01, 2025 08:42 PM (XTmTf)

132 HATE HATE HATE THE OREGON DUCKS!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 01, 2025 08:42 PM (mT+6a)

133 Well, I don't want to bring the mood down any more than I already have, so I think I'll sign off and watch a few ZaSu Pitts / Thelma Todd comedy shorts.

Hope you all have a lovely year.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at January 01, 2025 08:43 PM (Q0kLU)

134 Happy New Year, Piper, Ben Had, and all of the Horde (including, of course Ace & the cob-loggers!) !

Confusion To Our Enemies!

*clink*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 01, 2025 08:43 PM (cY18j)

135 HATE HATE HATE THE OREGON DUCKS!
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They quack your back??

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at January 01, 2025 08:44 PM (hovnC)

136 In the dreams I have very occasionally said, 'Screw it -- I have to pee!' when I haven't awakened earlier in my quest, and do so but I've been fine without peeing the bed for real. So far.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at January 01, 2025 08:10 PM (hovnC)

You’ve been very lucky - in my experience and of those I know, if you ever get to the point where you “find the toilet” in your dream, you’re gonna have a real world result. That’s a dream where need to train yourself to see a bright flashing WAKE UP DUMMY sign whenever it starts.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 01, 2025 08:44 PM (7MHHr)

137 123. Posted by: Ben Had

Thank you for the response.

Posted by: L - Hook em, book em, cook em. Now! at January 01, 2025 08:44 PM (NFX2v)

138 Same to you MP4!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 01, 2025 08:45 PM (cY18j)

139 sock_rat, lovely mental image of you hiking in the fog. Thanks for that.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 01, 2025 08:45 PM (XTmTf)

140 Hope you all have a lovely year.

Same to you, MPPPP. Take care of yourself.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 01, 2025 08:45 PM (mH6SG)

141 Deja Thoris

I had a thing for her at 11 years old. Later, I had many questions.

Breasts on an egg layer? DNA compatibility? No vagina, but a cloacal?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 01, 2025 08:46 PM (u82oZ)

142 Well, my Buckeyes kicked some ass this evening. Well don, guys.
Posted by: Notorious BFD

*fist bump*

On to Texas

Posted by: Tuna at January 01, 2025 08:46 PM (oaGWv)

143 The silver mirror helmet jive is flat out wrong

Posted by: Accomack at January 01, 2025 08:47 PM (MeckE)

144 135 HATE HATE HATE THE OREGON DUCKS!
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They quack your back??
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at January 01, 2025 08:44 PM (hovnC)

So, that was a joke #1 team. I guess the playoff system is working...

Posted by: Nova Local at January 01, 2025 08:48 PM (exHjb)

145 57 "Deja Thoris images. The ones Tensor deems as 'safe,' there are three more that are tagged 'sensitive.'
https://tinyurl.com/2jy3hrhx
Posted by: Anna Puma"

She seems moist for Mars.
Posted by: fd at January 01, 2025 07:53 PM (vFG9F)

I had thought it might be oil or moisturizer.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 01, 2025 07:54 PM (VNX3d)
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Baby oil?

Posted by: Diddy The Man at January 01, 2025 08:48 PM (i0xsb)

146 it was lovely on my end too, BH!
thank you for that

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 01, 2025 08:48 PM (cY18j)

147 last hike of the year / first hike of the new year is becoming a kind of ritual observance for me; a re-affirmation ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 01, 2025 08:51 PM (cY18j)

148 The ducks got cocky. They believed they were that much better than OSU and forgot to show up.


HahahahahahahHa! I HATE THE DUCKS.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 01, 2025 08:51 PM (mT+6a)

149 Sara Rose 🇺🇸🌹 @saras76 29m
Possible hostage situation in Vegas

https://tinyurl.com/mwsz5kdm
18 seconds; just the cops' perimeter.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at January 01, 2025 08:51 PM (hovnC)

150
Riccardo Muti (The Italian Stallion) is conducting the Vienna Philharmonic in its traditional New Year performance. Which is my annual viewing of PBS.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 01, 2025 08:51 PM (dxSpM)

151 I went to Mont St. Michel, France in 95. Yes... absolutely historic and captivating environ. But, the constant incline upwards through the narrow cobble stone streets and shops put my legs to the test as well as every other tourist trying to make "the grade."
Still, worth the effort. A truly unique monastery among many in France.

Posted by: Nightwatch at January 01, 2025 08:52 PM (TDvv2)

152 Funny that all division champs with a bye have lost so far...we'll see how tomorrow goes with the 4th...

Posted by: Nova Local at January 01, 2025 08:53 PM (exHjb)

153 The ducks got cocky. They believed they were that much better than OSU and forgot to show up.


HahahahahahahHa! I HATE THE DUCKS.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 01, 2025 08:51 PM (mT+6a)

You mean the Ducks sent their hens, not their drakes, to the game?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 01, 2025 08:54 PM (VNX3d)

154 Sara Rose 🇺🇸🌹 @saras76 1h
LVPD: "have to thank Elon Musk specifically. He gave us quite a bit of additional information in regards to how the vehicle was locked after it exploded-also able to capture all the video from the Tesla charging stations across the country.”

https://tinyurl.com/52t7cajz
31 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at January 01, 2025 08:54 PM (hovnC)

155 Because of the Tesla Car Bomb was used to blowup in Las Vegas, I have directed the Director of the FBI to put Elon Musk on the Terrorist Watch list because he owns Tesla car company.

Nobody screws with me .................

Posted by: Joe Bribum at January 01, 2025 08:55 PM (wP83F)

156 LOL, H7!

kind of like me with rural pbs on the car radio ... every once in a great while, something good is on the air ...

Happy New Year!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 01, 2025 08:55 PM (cY18j)

157
Though I don't much like the broadcast. And the VPO is going on autopilot in these concerts. I could conduct them and get much the same result.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 01, 2025 08:56 PM (dxSpM)

158
If you like planes and the sound of jets and the '80's, you'll like this. The sounds of a DC-8 engines starting in the year 1987:

https://is.gd/ZCI1eN

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 01, 2025 08:56 PM (DcMZ+)

159 HahahahahahahHa! I HATE THE DUCKS.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 01, 2025 08:51 PM (mT+6a)


Hee. Hee. Hee!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 01, 2025 08:57 PM (W/lyH)

160 Trump Voters Are in for a Rude Awakening
He sold them countless, often conflicting fantasies. In 2025, he’ll face political reality.

Robert McCoy
January 1, 2025

1 would be a win
2 would be a blessing
3 would be a wonderland

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 01, 2025 08:58 PM (gbOdA)

161 Don't know who the blonde bimbo is subbing for Jesse Waters tonight, but she's not to bright. Either that or the producer has fed her some crappy questions and statements.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 01, 2025 08:59 PM (W/lyH)

162 you might do it better, H7, y'never know ...

and a reiterated Happy New Year to everyone!

it's bedtime for this bonzo, g'night all!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 01, 2025 08:59 PM (cY18j)

163 The bull, he no always lose, Senor.

Posted by: The Matador Special at January 01, 2025 08:59 PM (Aqu9a)

164 #154 addenda...

Nick Sortor @nicksortor 1h
🚨 #BREAKING: Las Vegas Police release new video of the exploded Cybertruck outside of the Trump Hotel, showing explosive ordinances in the back

Police credited the lack of damage to the Trump Hotel to the strength of the Cybertruck, as it remained mostly intact.

"The explosion went up and out."

Nick Sortor @nicksortor 52m
🚨 LAS VEGAS POLICE THANK ELON:
“I have to thank Elon Musk specifically. He gave us quite a bit of additional information in regards to how the vehicle was locked after it exploded.. as well as being able to capture all the video from the Tesla charging stations across the country.”

Elon and Tesla are providing EXPONENTIALLY more assistance than the FBI at this point.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at January 01, 2025 09:00 PM (hovnC)

165 147 last hike of the year / first hike of the new year is becoming a kind of ritual observance for me; a re-affirmation ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 01, 2025 08:51 PM (cY18j)

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That sounds like a lovely ritual, especially on crazy days like this one.

Posted by: Scarymary at January 01, 2025 09:00 PM (a8Yoi)

166 Scarymary, Hi, I'm Ben Had. Hope you will join us in October

Posted by: Ben Had at January 01, 2025 09:01 PM (XTmTf)

167 If you like planes and the sound of jets and the '80's, you'll like this. The sounds of a DC-8 engines starting in the year 1987:

https://is.gd/ZCI1eN
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 01, 2025 08:56 PM (DcMZ+)


Heh.
I had a soldier who could absolutely replicate the sound of a Huey starting up. So much so people would walk into the office to look out the window to see what was going on.
Hilarious!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 01, 2025 09:02 PM (W/lyH)

168 And for the record, after a small chastisement from Mrs. Nightwatch about the fact I had not lowered our American Flag (lit 24/7 after the Trump assassination attempt back in July) for the death of the peanut farmer...I did dutifully lower the flag to half-mast (under duress).

There.

Posted by: Nightwatch at January 01, 2025 09:02 PM (TDvv2)

169
btw, remember that Airport Ramp employee who got sucked up into the engine a Delta Embraer 175 on New Years Eve 2022?

Yeah, turns out she was too fat & high to do her job.

She was warned -- Stay Away. But she got high, got high, got hi-igh, dadada-dada.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 01, 2025 09:03 PM (DcMZ+)

170 161 Don't know who the blonde bimbo is subbing for Jesse Waters tonight, but she's not to bright. Either that or the producer has fed her some crappy questions and statements.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 01, 2025 08:59 PM (W/lyH)

That's Kayleigh McEnany. Her eyes are HUGE.

The whole segment is full of people who don't seem to have a lot of information and plenty of airtime in which to share it.

Posted by: blaster at January 01, 2025 09:03 PM (QfvaV)

171 127 29 Wow Georgia

Judge Yeackel [sp?] of Effingham County was found dead in chambers this morning with a note. He had lost election this year and today was supposed to be his last day. He has been mired in controversy.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 01, 2025 07:35 PM (wwyOR)
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Georgia judge shoots himself inside courtroom on last day in office

https://mol.im/a/14239747

Posted by: Ciampino - a brown thermometer? at January 01, 2025 08:39 PM (i0xsb)

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Sounds like really poor judgement. I'm not even trying to make a pun. Someone who would resort to suicide has probably made tons of questionable decisions both personally and professionally.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 01, 2025 09:04 PM (xxf6X)

172
Nobody screws with me .................
Posted by: Joe Bribum

There was no terrorism until Trump stole the election!

Posted by: MSNBC at January 01, 2025 09:04 PM (63Dwl)

173 The whole segment is full of people who don't seem to have a lot of information and plenty of airtime in which to share it.
Posted by: blaster at January 01, 2025 09:03 PM (QfvaV)

This day is for people who rank too low on the totem pole to get New Year’s Day off.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 01, 2025 09:05 PM (7MHHr)

174 Hi Ben Had, thank you for the invite. I would love to attend. It sounds like a fun weekend!

Posted by: Scarymary at January 01, 2025 09:05 PM (a8Yoi)

175 "Ordnance" of course, but he's on our side.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at January 01, 2025 09:05 PM (hovnC)

176 The whole segment is full of people who don't seem to have a lot of information and plenty of airtime in which to share it.
Posted by: blaster at January 01, 2025 09:03 PM (QfvaV)


That's was true. Almost started looking for some foil to make a hat.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 01, 2025 09:06 PM (W/lyH)

177 The whole segment is full of people who don't seem to have a lot of information and plenty of airtime in which to share it.
Posted by: blaster at January 01, 2025 09:03 PM (QfvaV)

Sounds like NextDoor.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 01, 2025 09:07 PM (Aqu9a)

178 Fat and high is no way to go through life.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 01, 2025 09:07 PM (2Jptx)

179 Sounds like really poor judgement. I'm not even trying to make a pun. Someone who would resort to suicide has probably made tons of questionable decisions both personally and professionally.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 01, 2025 09:04 PM

It can’t just be regret at losing the job, he must have known some nasty stuff was going to come to light.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 01, 2025 09:07 PM (7MHHr)

180 160 Trump Voters Are in for a Rude Awakening
He sold them countless, often conflicting fantasies. In 2025, he’ll face political reality.

Robert McCoy
January 1, 2025

1 would be a win
2 would be a blessing
3 would be a wonderland

Posted by: rhennigantx


Who's Robert McCoy?

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 01, 2025 09:08 PM (ZocB7)

181 175 "Ordnance" of course, but he's on our side.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at January 01, 2025 09:05 PM (hovnC)

And fireworks and gas aren't really ordnance either.

Posted by: blaster at January 01, 2025 09:08 PM (QfvaV)

182 He's dead, Jim.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 01, 2025 09:08 PM (2Jptx)

183 Nobody screws with me .................
Posted by: Joe Bribum

There was no terrorism until Trump stole the election!
Posted by: MSNBC at January 01, 2025 09:04 PM (63Dwl)

Not even Jill....

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 01, 2025 09:09 PM (VNX3d)

184 And fireworks and gas aren't really ordnance either.
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Combustibles??

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at January 01, 2025 09:10 PM (hovnC)

185 Cybertruck of peace.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 01, 2025 09:11 PM (2Jptx)

186 >>> Sounds like really poor judgement. I'm not even trying to make a pun. Someone who would resort to suicide has probably made tons of questionable decisions both personally and professionally.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 01, 2025 09:04 PM

It can’t just be regret at losing the job, he must have known some nasty stuff was going to come to light.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 01, 2025 09:07 PM (7MHHr)


If I remember right he was also financially ruined. Something about his wife's business tearing through all of his savings before it finally failed.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 01, 2025 09:11 PM (Y6IkP)

187 Scary Mary - TXMoMe is a blast! Literally. Next year will be TXMoMeX - the tenth anniversary. It will be epic!

Posted by: SnailRacer at January 01, 2025 09:11 PM (aUgE4)

188 Elon and Tesla are providing EXPONENTIALLY more assistance than the FBI at this point.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at January 01, 2025 09:00 PM (hovnC)

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The FBI has not exactly covered itself in glory today.

Oh, to return to the heady days of persecuting Richard Jewell and Steven Hatfill!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 01, 2025 09:11 PM (hY4dx)

189 171 Indeed,

Would love to see the history of his rulings on particular cases. Who specifically appointed him to the bench or was he an elected Judge? Seems like an ending that would raise quite a few questions.

Posted by: Nightwatch at January 01, 2025 09:14 PM (TDvv2)

190 I had a soldier who could absolutely replicate the sound of a Huey starting up. So much so people would walk into the office to look out the window to see what was going on.
Hilarious!
Posted by: Diogenes at January 01, 2025 09:02 PM

I knew someone ( *cough* *cough ) who could mimic a muffled 1MC call that would bring people out into the passageways saying "What? What?"

"That is all."

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 01, 2025 09:15 PM (a3Q+t)

191 Christmas tree taken down and stored, ornaments and other decorations put away, sad looking poinsettia tossed and Ohio State wins. My day is complete.
How many others got their decorations and lights down today?

Posted by: Tuna at January 01, 2025 09:15 PM (oaGWv)

192 Ben Had - A Happy New Year to you as well. Hugs from both of us.

Posted by: SnailRacer at January 01, 2025 09:16 PM (aUgE4)

193 Trump Voters Are in for a Rude Awakening
He sold them countless, often conflicting fantasies. In 2025, he’ll face political reality.

Robert McCoy
January 1, 2025

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 01, 2025 08:58 PM (gbOdA)
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This is the cope where we pretend that Trump was never president before and that he lost re-election because voters genuinely were unhappy with him, not because of widespread shenanigans which have since been irrefutably proven.

This is industrial-grade projection, where liberals pretend that conservatives feel even more betrayed than they are.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 01, 2025 09:16 PM (ZOv7s)

194 Next year will be TXMoMeX - the tenth anniversary. It will be epic!
Posted by: SnailRacer at January 01, 2025 09:11 PM

There will be *two* Horse Trailers???

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 01, 2025 09:16 PM (a3Q+t)

195 How many others got their decorations and lights down today?


it's still Christmas until epiphany

so Jan 7

Posted by: Black Orchid at January 01, 2025 09:16 PM (Pv3Rg)

196 The FBI hasn't had a big win since it cracked the deadly conspiracy where that D-list TV actress was bribing people to get her idiot daughters into USC.

America dodged a bullet with that one!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 01, 2025 09:17 PM (hY4dx)

197 Who's Robert McCoy?
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 01, 2025 09:08 PM (ZocB7)
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Is he the Real McCoy?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 01, 2025 09:17 PM (ZOv7s)

198 How many others got their decorations and lights down today?

I thought we were supposed to leave them up until the letter from the HOA arrived?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 01, 2025 09:17 PM (lUFok)

199 191 Christmas tree taken down and stored, ornaments and other decorations put away, sad looking poinsettia tossed and Ohio State wins. My day is complete.
How many others got their decorations and lights down today?
Posted by: Tuna

Mine don't come down until Jan 6

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 01, 2025 09:17 PM (mT+6a)

200 I said this earlier, but I want the late arrivals to see it.

May Ace, the CoBs, the Horde, lurkers, and their loved ones have a Happy and Healthy New Year.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 01, 2025 09:18 PM (VNX3d)

201 it's still Christmas until epiphany

so Jan 7
Posted by: Black Orchid at January 01, 2025 09:16 PM (Pv3Rg)
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The Three Wise Men haven't even reached the Nativity yet and people are taking it down. Sad.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 01, 2025 09:18 PM (ZOv7s)

202 How many others got their decorations and lights down today?


it's still Christmas until epiphany

so Jan 7
Posted by: Black Orchid at January 01, 2025 09:16 PM (Pv3Rg)

Exactly. What's the rush?

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at January 01, 2025 09:18 PM (iODuv)

203 Duncanthrax. Plans are being laid.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 01, 2025 09:18 PM (XTmTf)

204 I am sad to report that I took down my inflatables due to wind and the impending cold freezing the ground. The rest of my lights are up.

Posted by: Iris at January 01, 2025 09:18 PM (bOJ2I)

205 So, if you own a Tesla, Elon is watching every move.

Posted by: Accomack at January 01, 2025 09:18 PM (MeckE)

206 Kind of reminds me of the "Godfather" you know...Micheal(Joe) cleaning up loose ends and the like.

Posted by: Nightwatch at January 01, 2025 09:19 PM (TDvv2)

207 How many others got their decorations and lights down today?

I did. It was a nice day to do it.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 01, 2025 09:19 PM (dR6yv)

208 The Three Wise Men haven't even reached the Nativity yet and people are taking it down. Sad.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 01, 2025 09:18 PM (ZOv7s)

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They wanted to fold up the tent before that damn kid with the drum shows up.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 01, 2025 09:19 PM (hY4dx)

209 it's still Christmas until epiphany

so Jan 7
Posted by: Black Orchid
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This.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 01, 2025 09:19 PM (XeU6L)

210 >>> I am sad to report that I took down my inflatables due to wind and the impending cold freezing the ground. The rest of my lights are up.
Posted by: Iris at January 01, 2025 09:18 PM (bOJ2I)


We had a windstorm hear over the weekend and many in the neighborhood got ripped up.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 01, 2025 09:20 PM (Y6IkP)

211 I've spent the last two days obsessively building the map for a new wargame project, and I just sent the first draft to the printer.

But there is a fuzzy warm cat on my legs. I also have plenty of whiskey in my glass.

So for now, it's Schroedinger's game map, maybe it printed, maybe it's good, who knows?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 01, 2025 09:20 PM (ZOv7s)

212 Deja Thoris

I had a thing for her at 11 years old. Later, I had many questions.

Breasts on an egg layer? DNA compatibility? No vagina, but a cloacal?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 01, 2025 08:46 PM (u82oZ)

Wait.. Martian babes have cloacas? Why the hell am I trying so hard to get there??

Posted by: Elon Musk at January 01, 2025 09:20 PM (FC8SQ)

213 Iris, a belated Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year, sweet lady.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 01, 2025 09:21 PM (XTmTf)

214 >>> So, if you own a Tesla, Elon is watching every move.
Posted by: Accomack at January 01, 2025 09:18 PM (MeckE)


He knows if you've been naughty or nice so be good for goodness sake.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 01, 2025 09:21 PM (Y6IkP)

215 Elon sells cartoon balloons in town.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 01, 2025 09:22 PM (2Jptx)

216 Just the outdoor decorations. Tree is still up.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 01, 2025 09:22 PM (dR6yv)

217
The FBI has not exactly covered itself in glory today.

Oh, to return to the heady days of persecuting Richard Jewell and Steven Hatfill!
Posted by: Cicero
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The daring and decisive raid on Roger Stone's home.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 01, 2025 09:22 PM (XeU6L)

218 >>> Wait.. Martian babes have cloacas? Why the hell am I trying so hard to get there??
Posted by: Elon Musk at January 01, 2025 09:20 PM (FC8SQ)


All the real action is with Orion slave girls pal.

Posted by: Kirk at January 01, 2025 09:22 PM (Y6IkP)

219 I am sad to report that I took down my inflatables due to wind and the impending cold freezing the ground. The rest of my lights are up.
Posted by: Iris at January 01, 2025 09:18 PM (bOJ2I)

I was kind of depressed every year driving to work through residential areas with those inflatables out. They were all deflated because they were shut off at night, and they were tumbled on the front yards tumbled to-and-fro like wads of laundry, and in the gloom of morning looking like the aftermath of some zombie apocalypse

Posted by: Kindltot at January 01, 2025 09:22 PM (D7oie)

220
So, if you own a Tesla, Elon is watching every move.
Posted by: Accomack

That's what I was thinking, too!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 01, 2025 09:23 PM (63Dwl)

221 150
Riccardo Muti (The Italian Stallion) is conducting the Vienna Philharmonic in its traditional New Year performance. Which is my annual viewing of PBS.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 01, 2025 08:51 PM (dxSpM)
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I wonder if he's related to Ettore Muti.

Posted by: Ciampino - The Man at January 01, 2025 09:23 PM (i0xsb)

222 Breasts on an egg layer? DNA compatibility? No vagina, but a cloacal?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 01, 2025 08:46 PM

You have to admit, it makes you recalculate your CPA.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 01, 2025 09:23 PM (Xnrdt)

223 Cloaca maximas?

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 01, 2025 09:24 PM (2Jptx)

224
Speaking of the three wisemans...and the North Star that guided them...

This year's fake Doctor Who "Christmas Special" with the gay and black fake Doctor kinda "retro'd" the whole birth of the Baby Jesus.

The pervert fag showrunners decided it was a Girl space-alien who became that big, bright Star in the sky that guided the three Wisemans to the baby Jesus.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 01, 2025 09:24 PM (DcMZ+)

225 with those inflatables out. They were all deflated because they were shut off at night, and they were tumbled on the front yards tumbled to-and-fro like wads of laundry, and in the gloom of morning looking like the aftermath of some zombie apocalypse

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This is why blow-molded light-up Frosties are the war to go.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 01, 2025 09:24 PM (hY4dx)

226 The FBI also had that world-saving case against Martha Stewart. Those guys are top-notch, I tell ya...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at January 01, 2025 09:24 PM (XMwZJ)

227 The daring and decisive raid on Roger Stone's home.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

Rifling through Melania's underwear drawer.

Posted by: Tuna at January 01, 2025 09:25 PM (oaGWv)

228 Dear Liberals/Marxist/Socialists and the MSM in general.

This is not 2016 again.

This is 2025 and you all should be very...VERY aware of that.

Nods Head...Nods Head...Nods Head.

Posted by: Nightwatch at January 01, 2025 09:25 PM (TDvv2)

229 All the real action is with Orion slave girls pal.
Posted by: Kirk at January 01, 2025 09:22 PM

What are we, chopped liver?

Posted by: Mudd's Women at January 01, 2025 09:25 PM (Xnrdt)

230 Mudd's Women

A tad robotic. And the MiL version is to be feared.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 01, 2025 09:26 PM (u82oZ)

231 I wonder if he's related to Ettore Muti.
Posted by: Ciampino - The Man at January 01, 2025 09:23 PM (i0xsb)
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Ornella Muti rocked it in Flash Gordon.

A 'kids movie' featuring a dominatrix flogging an chick in a lycra bodysuit.

The 80s were so awesome.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 01, 2025 09:27 PM (ZOv7s)

232
I left something out.

The whole point of the fake Doctor Who episode, which is just another excuse for "a girl did if first" ret-con, is that a girl "sacrificed herself so others could live" first, you see, before Jesus.

So a girl was Jesus before Jesus.

Fuck Off, BBC.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 01, 2025 09:27 PM (DcMZ+)

233 I've spent the last two days obsessively building the map for a new wargame project, and I just sent the first draft to the printer.
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Historical or, sniffs, fantasy??

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at January 01, 2025 09:27 PM (hovnC)

234 Me and the Missus are already working on making it to Texas next fall. The possible monkey wrench might be whether or not that I will be employed in my company next year. But. We will make it work.

My bride does not visit this place, but, fear not: I give her regular updates. and she has met a lot of the Horde, thanks to a couple of Morondezvouses and 1 TXMOME.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at January 01, 2025 09:27 PM (Ad8y9)

235 Deja Thoris
I had a thing for her at 11 years old. Later, I had many questions.
Breasts on an egg layer? DNA compatibility? No vagina, but a cloacal?
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Wait.. Martian babes have cloacas? Why the hell am I trying so hard to get there??
Posted by: Elon Musk

And wait again..... the danger-haired gender-benders were onto something when they referred to a "bonus hole?"

Posted by: mikeski arrived at no fork in the road at January 01, 2025 09:28 PM (DgGvY)

236 Today's unspeakably heinous and insensitive and Fascist act by OrangeManBad: Suggesting the ISIS terrorist who attacked civilians in New Orleans is an illegal alien. Has the man no decency? No shame? Because we know illegal immigrants commit infinitely fewer crimes than American citizens! The Junta and the Media say so!

The Media and FJB are sickening.

Posted by: Gref at January 01, 2025 09:28 PM (aBgBM)

237 Pug, wonderful. Looking forward to seeing you both.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 01, 2025 09:28 PM (XTmTf)

238 What are we, chopped liver?
Posted by: Mudd's Women at January 01, 2025 09:25 PM (Xnrdt)
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Princess Aura had her own private pleasure moon. Choose wisely.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 01, 2025 09:28 PM (ZOv7s)

239 231 I wonder if he's related to Ettore Muti.
Posted by: Ciampino - The Man at January 01, 2025 09:23 PM (i0xsb)
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Ornella Muti rocked it in Flash Gordon.

A 'kids movie' featuring a dominatrix flogging an chick in a lycra bodysuit.

The 80s were so awesome.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
.........................
LoL!!! Ah yes, more innocent times. Kick ass soundtrack!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 01, 2025 09:29 PM (sAmhv)

240 Historical or, sniffs, fantasy??
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at January 01, 2025 09:27 PM (hovnC)
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War of the Roses. Still working on the title. Two to 5 players, card-driven, fast-paced, based on some stuff I did in various military wargames.

You may be shocked to find that medieval warfare was a lot like variable-intensity modern warfare.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 01, 2025 09:31 PM (ZOv7s)

241 Does anybody still watch the fake Dr Who? Do Brits?

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 01, 2025 09:32 PM (sAmhv)

242 The whole point of the fake Doctor Who episode, which is just another excuse for "a girl did if first" ret-con, is that a girl "sacrificed herself so others could live" first, you see, before Jesus.

So a girl was Jesus before Jesus.

Fuck Off, BBC.
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 01, 2025 09:27 PM (DcMZ+)
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AKTUALLY, they were making the case for the importance of the Blessed Virgin Mary, but were too stupid to realize it, otherwise they would have thrown it away.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 01, 2025 09:32 PM (ZOv7s)

243 I forgot Dr Who was still on.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 01, 2025 09:32 PM (sAmhv)

244 Does anybody still watch the fake Dr Who? Do Brits?
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 01, 2025 09:32 PM (sAmhv)
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I tried to get into it when the cool kids were watching it PBS in the 1980s, but couldn't get into it.

I watch it now thanks to snarky youtubers who basically give it the MST3K treatment.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 01, 2025 09:33 PM (ZOv7s)

245 I forgot Dr Who was still on.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 01, 2025 09:32 PM (sAmhv)

Who?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 01, 2025 09:33 PM (VNX3d)

246
AKTUALLY, they were making the case for the importance of the Blessed Virgin Mary, but were too stupid to realize it, otherwise they would have thrown it away.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

I'm sure you're right. I didn't watch the ep, just a review of the ep and it made me too sick to watch the whole review.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 01, 2025 09:33 PM (DcMZ+)

247 BNO News Live @BNODesk 57m
The fifth victim of the New Orleans terror attack has been identified as 21-year-old Hubert Gauthreaux, according to NOLA.

Hubert's family had been searching for him for hours until he was found at a local hospital, where he died of his injuries.

BNO News Live @BNODesk 9m
The sixth victim of the New Orleans terror attack has been identified as 25-year-old Matthew Tenedorio, an audiovisual technician for the Superdome.

Matthew was shot and killed. "His loss leaves an irreplaceable void in the hearts of his family and friends," his cousin said.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at January 01, 2025 09:34 PM (hovnC)

248 My bride does not visit this place, but, fear not: I give her regular updates.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at January 01, 2025 09:27 PM (Ad8y9)

___

My hubby thinks I am weird for hanging out here. He does like bacon and guns, though. And it wouldn't be far to drive to the MoMeX....I'll have to work on him a bit.

Posted by: Scarymary at January 01, 2025 09:34 PM (a8Yoi)

249 The whole point of the fake Doctor Who episode, which is just another excuse for "a girl did if first" ret-con, is that a girl "sacrificed herself so others could live" first, you see, before Jesus.

So a girl was Jesus before Jesus.

Fuck Off, BBC.
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 01, 2025 09:27 PM (DcMZ+)
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I didn't think it was possible, but this sounds even stupider than their retcon of The Doctor's origins, which should *never* have been revealed.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 01, 2025 09:35 PM (BpYfr)

250
btw, that idiot fake "journalist" doris kearns goodwin is still alive.

Remember that dummy? She used to be on Chris Matthews all the time. Probably doing each other.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 01, 2025 09:36 PM (DcMZ+)

251 Has anyone noticed that whenever there is some crime on the news be it shoplifting, car-jackings, murder, high speed pursuits, and the perp is black...they always have a black reporter covering the story?

What is up with that? No... serious?

Something about not offending the "Culture" with a white reporter reporting on the failures of the "Culture?"

Bet you dime to a dollar...

Posted by: Nightwatch at January 01, 2025 09:36 PM (TDvv2)

252 I'm sure you're right. I didn't watch the ep, just a review of the ep and it made me too sick to watch the whole review.
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 01, 2025 09:33 PM (DcMZ+)
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I mean, they are trying to blaspheme, but they are so colossally ignorant of scripture that they think "We'll show the mother, that will piss off the Patriarchy, unaware that the Catholic and Orthodox traditions put the BVM front and center. Today was the Solemnity of the Blessed Virgin Mary, a Holy Day of Obligation.

Because it's so patriarchal or something.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 01, 2025 09:36 PM (ZOv7s)

253 Then again, these are the same geniuses who think that it is a sick burn to refute allegations of witchcraft by...performing witchcraft.

"So, you're not in league with the devil, just persecuted free-thinkers who are also overtly in league with the devil. Got it."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 01, 2025 09:39 PM (ZOv7s)

254 HahahahahahahHa! I HATE THE DUCKS.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 01, 2025 08:51 PM (mT+6a)


Hee. Hee. Hee!!!
Posted by: Diogenes

What do the Oregon Ducks and Marijuana have in common? They both get smoked in bowels.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Justice for Ashli at January 01, 2025 09:40 PM (V3C9q)

255 124. Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC)

It's so evil. No knowledge of anyone killed, not a care or concern about the impact of their deaths... Once again.

Suicide by cop or by hand, or even life in prison, is too good for monsters. The fear seems to be gone that the death penalty will be employed in all but a rare case, in a very rare US state.

Waukesha Christmas parade attack, November 21, 2021, Darrell Edward Brooks Jr., 6 dead, 60+ injured.

Stephen Paddock's 2017 mass shooting at a Las Vegas concert. 58 killed, hundreds injured.

July 7, 2016, Houston rampage killing 5 police officers, injuring 9 more, wounding 2 civilians.

U.S. Army, Washington (Nov. 5, 2009) -- "U.S. Army Maj. Nidal Malik Hasan is believed to be the lone shooter of some 43 people on Fort Hood, Texas, and he survived being shot by a civilian police officer, the base commander said." Twelve soldiers and one civilian killed; multiple injuries.

Posted by: L - Hook em, book em, cook em. Now! at January 01, 2025 09:43 PM (NFX2v)

256 253 Then again, these are the same geniuses who think that it is a sick burn to refute allegations of witchcraft by...performing witchcraft.

"So, you're not in league with the devil, just persecuted free-thinkers who are also overtly in league with the devil. Got it."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 01, 2025 09:39 PM (ZOv7s)
They play at witchcraft but don’t believe it, they just want us to think it’s real, hey, they don’t need to convince me. And, when the final buzzer goes off they’ll get to meet shaitan face to face.

Posted by: Eromero at January 01, 2025 09:44 PM (LHPAg)

257 My bride does not visit this place, but, fear not: I give her regular updates.

Posted by: Pug Mahon

Same as for my lovely wife. I did however get her to attend the TXMoMe. She took a look around, chatted up a few of the 'ettes and Morons and then exclaimed:

"Wow, what a collection of sportos, motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids, dweebies, and d*ckheads. I love these guys!!"

Posted by: Tonypete at January 01, 2025 09:44 PM (WXNFJ)

258 Evening, cafe-goers!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 01, 2025 09:44 PM (8zz6B)

259 Breasts on an egg layer? DNA compatibility? No vagina, but a cloacal?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 01, 2025 08:46 PM


Martian red-men are clearly monotremes

Posted by: Kindltot at January 01, 2025 09:44 PM (D7oie)

260 What do the Oregon Ducks and Marijuana have in common? They both get smoked in bowels.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Justice for Ashli at January 01, 2025 09:40 PM (V3C9q)

don't spark-up before your spelling bee, m'kay?

Posted by: Kindltot at January 01, 2025 09:45 PM (D7oie)

261 158
If you like planes and the sound of jets and the '80's, you'll like this. The sounds of a DC-8 engines starting in the year 1987:

https://is.gd/ZCI1eN

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 01, 2025 08:56 PM (DcMZ+)
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Thank you. I love the sound of a turbine as it gets higher in pitch and keeps going even higher.

Posted by: Ciampino - The Man at January 01, 2025 09:46 PM (i0xsb)

262 250
btw, that idiot fake "journalist" doris kearns goodwin is still alive.

Remember that dummy? She used to be on Chris Matthews all the time. Probably doing each other.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 01, 2025 09:36 PM (DcMZ+)


FJB relied on policy advice from plagiarizing leftist historians such as Doris. Because of course the thing to do in today's world is exactly what presidents did 75 or 175 years ago. Or more accurately, what plagiarizing leftist historians told FJB what those past Presidents did. Good grief.

Posted by: Gref at January 01, 2025 09:46 PM (aBgBM)

263 They play at witchcraft but don’t believe it, they just want us to think it’s real, hey, they don’t need to convince me. And, when the final buzzer goes off they’ll get to meet shaitan face to face.

Posted by: Eromero at January 01, 2025 09:44 PM (LHPAg)

Last week I got behind a car with a bunch of Satanist stickers all over. There was a serious sense of evil and ick there. I was glad when they turned off the highway.

Posted by: Scarymary at January 01, 2025 09:47 PM (a8Yoi)

264 My bride does not visit this place, but, fear not: I give her regular updates.

Posted by: Pug Mahon

Mrs. Sock refers to y'all as my imaginary friends.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Justice for Ashli at January 01, 2025 09:47 PM (V3C9q)

265 I feel somewhat guilty about having had a peaceful, lovely day when so many are hurting and traumatized.

I went for a dunk in the 47 degree Puget Sound in the morning, went home and drank some coffee, then went for a 4 mile walk on the beach and saw 6-7 Orcas across the water. They were awesome!

Came home and have been puzzling for a few hours. I got myself a 1000 piece funky puzzle with dahlia flowers and a kitty. It's nice to work my brain in a different way.

Fasting as well, had my coffee, lots of water with ACV and a big mug of turkey broth. Will have some tea later on.

Best to you all! Back to work tomorrow.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 01, 2025 07:35 PM (mT+6a)

Were you skinny-dipping? Because a Polar bear swim really isn't a Ploar Bear Swim unless you skinny-dip.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 01, 2025 09:47 PM (8zz6B)

266 Engaged to Sean Hannity? That's a brain number. 😩

Posted by: L - Hook em, book em, cook em. Now! at January 01, 2025 09:48 PM (NFX2v)

267 224

'Doctor Who "Christmas Special"'

My wife watches that shit. I think she's nostalgic for when the show was science fiction.
I use it as a meter to see how deep woke has rotted British culture. I would say to the core.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 01, 2025 09:48 PM (3wi/L)

268 don't spark-up before your spelling bee, m'kay?
Posted by: Kindltot

I blame it on my ADD and my wayward yewt. Mostly my wayward yewt.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Justice for Ashli at January 01, 2025 09:51 PM (V3C9q)

269 I have to ask. What the ever loving F*K is with wearing a baseball cap backwards?

Posted by: Diddly Squat at January 01, 2025 09:52 PM (cKcjE)

270 They've released photos of what was packed in that Tesla in Vegas:

https://tinyurl.com/2c7f55r5
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 01, 2025 07:45 PM (w6EFb)

You cannot drive "across the border" from Colorado to Nevada. Utah is in the way.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 01, 2025 09:53 PM (8zz6B)

271 269 I have to ask. What the ever loving F*K is with wearing a baseball cap backwards?
Posted by: Diddly Squat at January 01, 2025 09:52 PM (cKcjE)

I maintain it's the international symbol of male stupidity, the male corollary to women wearing their hair in a sideways ponytail....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 01, 2025 09:54 PM (QGaXH)

272 Saw the trailer for the new Captain America movie during the football game. It looks terrible

Posted by: Tuna at January 01, 2025 09:55 PM (oaGWv)

273
What do the Oregon Ducks and Marijuana have in common? They both get smoked in bowels.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Justice for Ashli

Was that an intentional misspelling?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 01, 2025 09:57 PM (63Dwl)

274 Knewed...I mean nude....I mean nood.....

I'm so excited!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 01, 2025 09:57 PM (QGaXH)

275 I maintain it's the international symbol of male stupidity, the male corollary to women wearing their hair in a sideways ponytail....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 01, 2025 09:54 PM (QGaXH)

I see it all the time and I think. And i wonder what makes you think that a good look? And I wear a cap to keep the damn sun out of my eyes. Gees. Retards.

Posted by: Diddly Squat at January 01, 2025 09:57 PM (cKcjE)

276 One would think a Person of Mass would be less likely to get sucked into jet engines. All things considered.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 01, 2025 09:57 PM (rNCmn)

277 I have to ask. What the ever loving F*K is with wearing a baseball cap backwards?
Posted by: Diddly Squat at January 01, 2025 09:52 PM (cKcjE)

It makes it look more like a yarmulke

Posted by: Kindltot at January 01, 2025 09:58 PM (D7oie)

278 231 I wonder if he's related to Ettore Muti.
Posted by: Ciampino - The Man at January 01, 2025 09:23 PM (i0xsb)
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Ornella Muti rocked it in Flash Gordon.

A 'kids mov
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 01, 2025 09:27 PM (ZOv7s)
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But Muti wasn't her real name.

Posted by: Ciampino - The Man at January 01, 2025 09:58 PM (i0xsb)

279 272 Saw the trailer for the new Captain America movie during the football game. It looks terrible
Posted by: Tuna at January 01, 2025 09:55 PM (oaGWv)

Omg preznit Harrison Ford is red hulk???!!! Wtf.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 01, 2025 09:58 PM (OA79/)

280
Even catchers no longer wear caps backwards. It's stupid and unsightly.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 01, 2025 09:58 PM (dxSpM)

281 It makes it look more like a yarmulke

Posted by: Kindltot at January 01, 2025 09:58 PM (D7oie)

Yep, except the hole in the middle of the forehead. Ugh.

Posted by: Diddly Squat at January 01, 2025 09:59 PM (cKcjE)

282 270 They've released photos of what was packed in that Tesla in Vegas:

https://tinyurl.com/2c7f55r5
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 01, 2025 07:45 PM (w6EFb)

You cannot drive "across the border" from Colorado to Nevada. Utah is in the way.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 01, 2025 09:53 PM (8zz6B)


Have you seen the old New Yorker Magazine cover that shows a wasteland between the Hudson River and LA? That's the mindset of the current crop of journalists. Who in NYC and DC cares if Colorado doesn't border Nevada, or if Texas doesn't border Idaho?

Posted by: Gref at January 01, 2025 09:59 PM (aBgBM)

283
Scarymary,

I hope you had a great day.

When I tell my husband some things that people here say, whatever it is, he says "Everyone lies on the internet. Why do you read that shit?"

I would love to attend the TXMOME but he won't go.

Posted by: four seasons at January 01, 2025 09:59 PM (3ek7K)

284 Was that an intentional misspelling?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot

Autocucumber and the squirrel in charge of editing was distracted.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Justice for Ashli at January 01, 2025 09:59 PM (V3C9q)

285 269 I have to ask. What the ever loving F*K is with wearing a baseball cap backwards?

Posted by: Diddly Squat at January 01, 2025 09:52 PM (cKcjE)


And what's with wearing a baseball cap with a flat bill? Looks like sh!t.

Posted by: Gref at January 01, 2025 10:02 PM (aBgBM)

286 226

'The FBI also had that world-saving case against Martha Stewart.'

They scared off the noose maker that was harassing Bubba Wallace.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 01, 2025 10:04 PM (3wi/L)

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