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Wednesday Overnight Open Thread - January 1, 2025 [TRex]
Good evening Horde. The time has come for mid-week shenanigans of the overnight variety.
This is the Wednesday night ONT.This is the official Ace of Spades ONT 2025 Prediction Challenge.
Two quizzes are below. Look into your crystal ball and respond to one or both. One asks for predictions of numbers, prices, or amounts at the end of 2025. (The objective is to get closest, so over or under are OK. No Price is Right rules.) The other asks whether an event will or will not happen in 2025. If you are going to participate in one or both, please attempt all the questions. TRex is not going to dig through comments to pick out single question guesses. TRex will keep track of submissions and judge them accordingly. The best will receive accolades in January 2026. Scoring and tie breakers will be determined by opaque, arbitrary and otherwise discretionary means. Yes, this means that participants must wait an entire YEAR for results, but think of the bragging rights! Remember: predictions are not what you WANT the result to be but rather what you think the result WILL be. Even if you have no idea, make some guesses and play along. It costs you nothing. AoSHQ etiquette frowns on posting comments on old threads. Post here within 24 hours or send an email to the address below by Friday, January 3, 2025 at 6pm Eastern Time.Predict whether these events will happen by the end of 2025 (Yes or No response): 1) A federal decision to eliminate Daylight Savings Time and make Standard Time permanent is made (but not necessarily implemented yet). 2) At least one currently sitting US Supreme Court justice leaves the bench (not just announced but actually steps down). 3) Iran supreme leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei leaves offices (by any means: death, retirement, coup, etc.) or announces he is stepping down. 4) Justin Trudeau steps down as Prime Minister of Canada (actually leaves office). 5) Substantially all of the JFK assassination files are declassified and files are released or in process of being released. 6) Most of the Epstein client list is released. 7) Most of the Diddy list is released. 8 ) SpaceX makes more than 18 Starship launches (defined as launches that clear the tower regardless of eventual success or failure). 9) A decision to remove federal funding for either NPR or PBS is made through legislation or through executive action (but not necessarily implemented yet). 10) RFK is confirmed as head of HHS and remains in office.
Submissions should look like this (random responses below for illustration purposes, not actual predictions): 1) Yes
2) No
3) No
4) Yes
5) Yes
6) No
7) No
8 ) Yes
9) Yes
10) Yes Good luck!
A photographer has described his shock after coming across a rare albino squirrel while getting ready for a golf lesson. Albino squirrels are a one in 100,000 genetic occurrence and some reports claim there are about 50 in the United Kingdom. The incredibly rare squirrel, which is a colour variant the Eastern Gray Squirrel, was photographed by a golfer on a golf course in between Colchester and Maldon.
Written correspondence can be sent to moronhobbies at protonmail dot com. Are you lurking? Come out and play. TRex confidently predicts that "Imagine" by John Lennon will never be played on an ONT hosted by TRex.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 01, 2025 09:56 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 01, 2025 09:56 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 01, 2025 09:57 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 01, 2025 09:58 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: From about That Time at January 01, 2025 09:58 PM (4780s)
Posted by: Ciampino - My date for New Year is January 1st at January 01, 2025 09:58 PM (i0xsb)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 01, 2025 09:59 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Scarymary at January 01, 2025 09:59 PM (a8Yoi)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 01, 2025 09:59 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 01, 2025 10:00 PM (hY4dx)
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at January 01, 2025 10:02 PM (+VovS)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 01, 2025 10:02 PM (lhenN)
Posted by: mindful webworker - will take any sign at January 01, 2025 10:02 PM (N2VkE)
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I'm predicting that Ketanji Jackson Whatever will go down in history as the first SCOTUS Justice to be laughed off the bench.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 01, 2025 10:02 PM (hY4dx)
The founding population of grey squirrels in Oregon were pretty small, though they may have interbred with native squirrels.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 01, 2025 10:02 PM (D7oie)
$20, same as in town.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Justice for Ashli at January 01, 2025 10:03 PM (V3C9q)
Posted by: Common Tater at January 01, 2025 10:03 PM (rNCmn)
Posted by: Cicero
You're not going to insist we fill the auditorium like those bastids load airplanes are you? You know, load from the front to the back and make all others boarding after the first file past those already seated.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 01, 2025 10:04 PM (WXNFJ)
15 There is a number of "blond" squirrels in West Salem, Oregon. Supposedly they are not albinos, just pale cream.
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Ja Ja! Aryan squirrels!
Posted by: A. Schicklgruber at January 01, 2025 10:05 PM (hY4dx)
Posted by: PabloD at January 01, 2025 10:05 PM (6/0QA)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 01, 2025 10:06 PM (63Dwl)
Willowed
And what's with wearing a baseball cap with a flat bill? Looks like sh!t.
Posted by: Gref at January 01, 2025 10:02 PM (aBgBM)
________
The flat bill set at the Lil' Rascals angle to the side screams Urban Rat.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 01, 2025 10:06 PM (dxSpM)
Posted by: gKWVE at January 01, 2025 10:07 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 01, 2025 10:07 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Scarymary at January 01, 2025 10:07 PM (a8Yoi)
I also took a walk in new shoes to see if that would make any difference.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 01, 2025 10:07 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 01, 2025 10:07 PM (63Dwl)
Maybe
Maybe
Maybe
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 01, 2025 10:06 PM
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Zero point zero, Mr. Blutarsky.
Posted by: TRex at January 01, 2025 10:08 PM (d9jpW)
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at January 01, 2025 10:09 PM (+VovS)
USGS says 4.7. Or about the level that makes the wife look at you and say, "I better not smell that!"
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 01, 2025 10:09 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: GWB at January 01, 2025 10:09 PM (WlvCt)
Posted by: Scarymary at January 01, 2025 10:07 PM
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And happy new year to you too! Saw on the last thread that you're making plans to join the gang in Texas. Wonderful!
Posted by: TRex at January 01, 2025 10:10 PM (d9jpW)
I made red beans and bacon for new years. I ate it with swiss chard and cornbread.
I also took a walk in new shoes to see if that would make any difference.
Posted by: Kindltot
Did it taste any different with the new shoes on?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 01, 2025 10:10 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Gref at January 01, 2025 10:11 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 01, 2025 10:11 PM (rxCpr)
Posted by: PabloD at January 01, 2025 10:12 PM (6/0QA)
Posted by: Gref
God forbid they start by profiling certain groups.
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at January 01, 2025 10:12 PM (+VovS)
Love the pic up top. It's almost magical.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 01, 2025 10:11 PM
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Thanks! Nice to have you here as always.
Posted by: TRex at January 01, 2025 10:13 PM (d9jpW)
Posted by: tankdemon at January 01, 2025 10:14 PM (FVLcK)
Molly Hatchet is false advertising.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 01, 2025 10:14 PM (lhenN)
I was wondering if Clarence Thomas should consider stepping down before we another RBG situation only on the right this time.
Otherwise i make no predictions. I only pray we're all still here, healthy and safe.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 01, 2025 10:14 PM (QGaXH)
Pfft. It should be THE New YEAR ONT!
Take pride in the work you do, TRex!
Posted by: GWB at January 01, 2025 10:09 PM
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I'll have to check the calibration of the combobulator.
Posted by: TRex at January 01, 2025 10:14 PM (d9jpW)
Puppy dogs for the win!
Posted by: four seasons at January 01, 2025 10:14 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Bulg at January 01, 2025 10:14 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at January 01, 2025 10:09 PM (+VovS)
It is really hard to say without knowing.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 01, 2025 10:14 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: scampydog at January 01, 2025 10:15 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Nightwatch at January 01, 2025 10:16 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: TRex at January 01, 2025 10:16 PM (d9jpW)
It's such a shame Michigan won yesterday.
Posted by: four seasons at January 01, 2025 10:16 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Bulg at January 01, 2025 10:14 PM
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Good evening Bulg!
Posted by: TRex at January 01, 2025 10:17 PM (d9jpW)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 01, 2025 10:17 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Scarymary at January 01, 2025 10:18 PM (a8Yoi)
https://youtu.be/PIrFQuC4C50?si=AcFm5MjxM1owycEs
For those of you who clicked on a dude slaying a dragon and were sorely disappointed, let this make you whole again.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 01, 2025 10:18 PM (lhenN)
Posted by: Gref
God forbid they start by profiling certain groups.
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at January 01, 2025 10:12 PM (+VovS)
I can hardly wait to hear FJB yell at us that we aren't who we are as a country, if people become ISIS-phobic.
Posted by: Gref at January 01, 2025 10:19 PM (aBgBM)
(The contract wasn't mine. We were the test team for accepting what the other guys were doing. So it seemed appropriate to adopt that moniker.)
Posted by: GWB at January 01, 2025 10:19 PM (WlvCt)
Second, Is that plane a B-21 or a B-2?
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at January 01, 2025 10:19 PM (pIfcn)
Posted by: L - Hook em, book em, cook em. Now! at January 01, 2025 10:20 PM (NFX2v)
Takes me back to better days.
Posted by: Reforger at January 01, 2025 10:20 PM (xcIvR)
Posted by: lin-duh at January 01, 2025 10:20 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: RickZ at January 01, 2025 10:20 PM (gKDq2)
Molly Hatchet is false advertising.
Posting opinions like that is flirtin' with disaster.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 01, 2025 10:20 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at January 01, 2025 10:19 PM
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B-2
Posted by: TRex at January 01, 2025 10:21 PM (d9jpW)
Posted by: Ciampino - My date for New Year is January 1st at January 01, 2025 10:21 PM (i0xsb)
I hope y'all enjoyed wonderful holidays!
And great ONT as always TRex 😃
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 01, 2025 10:22 PM (L83z3)
My favorite showcases are when both contestants overbid and everyone goes home empty-handed. Double-Overbid FTW! I mean loss.
Posted by: Hassen Ben Sober at January 01, 2025 10:22 PM (G5+As)
Posted by: TRex at January 01, 2025 10:22 PM (d9jpW)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 01, 2025 10:22 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at January 01, 2025 10:12 PM (+VovS)
They're already coming to a Latin Mass Catholic Church near you. They have their list. And we're on it. Wouldn't want to offend terrorists by going after them. So racist.
Posted by: RickZ at January 01, 2025 10:23 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 01, 2025 10:23 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 01, 2025 10:22 PM
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Thank you Mr. Deal. Good evening to you.
Posted by: TRex at January 01, 2025 10:23 PM (d9jpW)
It's American car culture, of course:
the cybertruck explosion and the New Orleans rampage are certainly two remarkable anecdotes to start the year if you spend your time preoccupied with the busted relationship Americans have with automobiles
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 01, 2025 10:23 PM (uxCna)
6) Most of the Epstein client list is released.
7) Most of the Diddy list is released.
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"Most"
Doubtful any get released, definitely not all or even most.
Posted by: davidt at January 01, 2025 10:23 PM (i0F8b)
Posted by: lin-duh at January 01, 2025 10:23 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: mindful webworker - sauruseses at January 01, 2025 10:24 PM (N2VkE)
Posted by: Ciampino - My date for New Year is January 1st at January 01, 2025 10:24 PM (i0xsb)
Posted by: gilbar at January 01, 2025 10:24 PM (pdlwF)
I hope y'all enjoyed wonderful holidays!
And great ONT as always TRex 😃
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 01, 2025 10:22 PM
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Thank you and happy birthday!! Woo hoo!! Always nice to have you here. Best wishes for another run around the sun.
Posted by: TRex at January 01, 2025 10:24 PM (d9jpW)
Ok I'm calling bullshit. As a 76 year old I was alive and in the Army at the time. I checked out of the Army in March of '72 in San Fransisco. I NEVER SAW AN ACTUAL HIPPIE. Those were a media invention. You are about as likely to see Beyonce, Taylor Swift or 50 Cent on the street today as you were to see an actual hippie back then. Remember there was no Internet back then for normal people to yell "Bullshit!" at the Media.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at January 01, 2025 10:24 PM (Da7Vv)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 01, 2025 10:24 PM (mH6SG)
Hiya Scarymary!
Hubby thinks everything on the internet are people lying except for what he reads.
I am planning on going this year. BenHad is awesome and I would like to meet her, along with the characters who comment on Ace.
I hope you had a wonderful day! Our oldest son, daughter-in-law, and four grandchildren, ages 10 to 3 spent the day with us. It was wonderful!
Posted by: four seasons at January 01, 2025 10:25 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: TRex at January 01, 2025 10:25 PM (d9jpW)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 01, 2025 10:25 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: COMountainMarie
Happy Birthday & many more in the future.
Posted by: L - Hook em, book em, cook em. Now! at January 01, 2025 10:25 PM (NFX2v)
1) Yes
2) Yes
3) Yes
4) Yes
5) Yes
6) No
7) No
8 ) Yes
9) Yes
10) Yes
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 01, 2025 10:25 PM (RIvkX)
https://mol.im/a/14241703
Posted by: Ciampino - My date for New Year is January 1st at January 01, 2025 10:26 PM (i0xsb)
1. No
2. Yes
3. Yes
4. No
5. No
6. No
8. Yes
9. No
10. No
Posted by: Piper at January 01, 2025 10:26 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: scampydog at January 01, 2025 10:26 PM (41CYW)
Oh I'd say we have a clue...
Posted by: Tomorrow's Terrorist handler at January 01, 2025 10:26 PM (oZhjI)
82 Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 01, 2025 10:25 PM
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Thank you and thank you!
Posted by: TRex at January 01, 2025 10:26 PM (d9jpW)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 01, 2025 10:27 PM (mH6SG)
Second, Is that plane a B-21 or a B-2?
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at January 01, 2025 10:19 PM (pIfcn)
They are B-2s. The USAF is working hard to keep every civvie from getting good photos of the B-21 engine intake configuration and locations. For as long as possible.
But I don't know how that guy is getting a drone into an area that should be prohibited for drone ops and geofenced-off. Maybe they are fakes. Maybe the guy is who is running the drone swarms in New Jersey.
Posted by: Gref at January 01, 2025 10:27 PM (aBgBM)
(Barkeep, put the Ladies first dozen or so on my tab)
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at January 01, 2025 10:27 PM (+VovS)
Posted by: Scarymary at January 01, 2025 10:18 PM (a8Yoi)
Does he not like bacon?!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 01, 2025 10:27 PM (YTktQ)
'God forbid they start by profiling certain groups.'
Have Kash write a complicated algorithm that is written to always recommends investigating muslims.
Claim it is scientific AI analysis.
Capture all the terrorists while the democrats are fighting it in court.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 01, 2025 10:28 PM (3wi/L)
1. Yes
2. Yes
3. Yes
4. Yes
5. Yes
6. Yes
7. Yes
8. Yes
9. No
10. Yes
I'm feeling optimistic. I'd really love to see the Kiddy Diddlers and assorted Perverts revealed and horsewhipped.
Posted by: Scarymary at January 01, 2025 10:28 PM (a8Yoi)
Posted by: Piper at January 01, 2025 10:28 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Piper at January 01, 2025 10:26 PM
84 Predict whether these events will happen by the end of 2025
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 01, 2025 10:25 PM
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Thank you for playing and thank you for playing!
Posted by: TRex at January 01, 2025 10:28 PM (d9jpW)
It's American car culture, of course:
the cybertruck explosion and the New Orleans rampage are certainly two remarkable anecdotes to start the year if you spend your time preoccupied with the busted relationship Americans have with automobiles
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 01, 2025 10:23 PM (uxCna)
My response to that? Electric trucks are worthless pieces of shit that only a faggot like a Portland "transportation advocate would drive.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 01, 2025 10:28 PM (8zz6B)
"Flirtin' With Disaster" is the summer I spent listening to WPDH from Poughkeepsie the City of Sin.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 01, 2025 10:28 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Doof at January 01, 2025 10:29 PM (RFPHU)
Posted by: RickZ at January 01, 2025 10:20 PM (gKDq2)
True dat. Gone way to early. Back before the copyright youboob stuff there was a live concert recorded on a tapedeck in the audience at a Detroit show that was awesome. I was probably half of the views on that one before it got yanked.
Posted by: Reforger at January 01, 2025 10:29 PM (xcIvR)
Separate footage shared by stunned passengers later showed the moment the victim was rescued from under the train.
But remember, you don't "need" a car because you can always take public transit.
Just don't fall asleep or stand anywhere near the tracks...
Posted by: 18-1 at January 01, 2025 10:29 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 01, 2025 10:29 PM (MLa3L)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 01, 2025 10:29 PM (3wi/L)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 01, 2025 10:29 PM (dxSpM)
Tribute song being played for him right now. An interesting crowd is doing the performance.
Posted by: L - Hook em, book em, cook em. Now! at January 01, 2025 10:29 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 01, 2025 10:29 PM (lUFok)
But not doing the first prediction list- I was told there would be no math.
Events, though:
1) No
2) Yes
3) Yes
4) No
5) No
6) Yes
7) No
Yes
9) Yes
10) Yes
Hard to separate what we'd like from what is likely. This took some thought.
Posted by: sal at January 01, 2025 10:30 PM (f+FmA)
Posted by: gKWVE at January 01, 2025 10:30 PM (gKWVE)
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When I got off the airport bus from Logan, at Harvard Square in Jan 1974, there were lots of hippies with guitars and stuff, on the pavement.
Posted by: Ciampino - My date for New Year is January 1st at January 01, 2025 10:30 PM (i0xsb)
Posted by: Gref at January 01, 2025 10:27 PM
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Shot from a small general aviation airplane. He's done the same thing for several years. Presuming he gets a lot of advance clearance from authorities.
Posted by: TRex at January 01, 2025 10:30 PM (d9jpW)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 01, 2025 10:31 PM (MLa3L)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 01, 2025 10:31 PM (mH6SG)
Helena,
He thinks ya'll are a figment of my imagination. We have three gun safes crammed full and I have told him many times what fun he would have at the shooting range there.
I decided it will be a solo trip for me, which is fine. We have such awesome people on this blog and I want to meet people in real life..
Posted by: four seasons at January 01, 2025 10:31 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 01, 2025 10:27 PM (YTktQ)
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He loves Bacon! And Bewbs! And Guns! But, he thinks it a bit strange to talk to imaginary people in gray boxes.
Posted by: Scarymary at January 01, 2025 10:31 PM (a8Yoi)
Posted by: 18-1 at January 01, 2025 10:31 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Scarymary at January 01, 2025 10:28 PM
108 Events, though:
Posted by: sal at January 01, 2025 10:30 PM
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Thank you and thank you!
Posted by: TRex at January 01, 2025 10:32 PM (d9jpW)
https://mol.im/a/14242701
Posted by: Ciampino - My date for New Year is January 1st at January 01, 2025 10:21 PM (i0xsb)
WTF, Wisconsin?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 01, 2025 10:32 PM (ufFY8)
https://mol.im/a/14241223
Posted by: Ciampino - My date for New Year is January 1st at January 01, 2025 10:33 PM (i0xsb)
Posted by: L - Hook em, book em, cook em. Now! at January 01, 2025 10:29 PM (NFX2v)
Maynard doing Crazy Train?
Posted by: Reforger at January 01, 2025 10:33 PM (xcIvR)
Posted by: RickZ
24 years old, a year before his death . Heroin addiction is a bitch.
tiny.cc/tcq3001
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Justice for Ashli at January 01, 2025 10:33 PM (V3C9q)
Posted by: Scarymary at January 01, 2025 10:18 PM (a8Yoi)
I went by myself to my first one last October. Had no idea what I was walking into- completely outside of my comfort zone. Had the best time, saw people who have felt like friends for years, and made friends that go beyond this blog. Heck, I spent Christmas with 2 of the bestest Horde members ever! Go anyway. You won’t regret it.
Posted by: Piper at January 01, 2025 10:33 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 01, 2025 10:23 PM (uxCna)
So let me get this straight, as a transportation advocate, his clients are buses, trains and other motorized modes of transportation? Or is he a bigot against cars, maybe even motorcycles?
Posted by: RickZ at January 01, 2025 10:33 PM (gKDq2)
Just don't fall asleep or stand anywhere near the tracks...
Posted by: 18-1 at January 01, 2025 10:29 PM (oZhjI)
Sound advice from Petula Clark:
https://youtu.be/0ISX9mW78Dw
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 01, 2025 10:33 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 01, 2025 10:33 PM (ufFY8)
Thanks for the NYD ONT, T Rex!
Happy Birthday, COMM!
Posted by: Doof at January 01, 2025 10:29 PM
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Doof gets the Post #100 award! Well done!
Posted by: TRex at January 01, 2025 10:34 PM (d9jpW)
Good thing we have parole isn't it?
Posted by: 18-1 at January 01, 2025 10:34 PM (oZhjI)
My husband only makes about half of the TXMoMes. It more relaxing when I don't have to worry about if he's have fun....
Posted by: lin-duh at January 01, 2025 10:34 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 01, 2025 10:34 PM (mH6SG)
It hit 108k recently. Buy some now. Thank me on NYD 2026.
Posted by: Doof at January 01, 2025 10:34 PM (RFPHU)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 01, 2025 10:29 PM
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Thanks for the note. Had not seen.
Posted by: TRex at January 01, 2025 10:35 PM (d9jpW)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at January 01, 2025 10:24 PM (Da7Vv)
Must say I have to agree with you, in large part. Many things in those days were exaggerated.
Posted by: Javems at January 01, 2025 10:35 PM (8I4hW)
https://mol.im/a/14241501
Looks older than 'child'.
Posted by: Ciampino - My date for New Year is January 1st at January 01, 2025 10:35 PM (i0xsb)
Posted by: L - Hook em, book em, cook em. Now! at January 01, 2025 10:35 PM (NFX2v)
Helena,
He thinks ya'll are a figment of my imagination.
Posted by: four seasons at January 01, 2025 10:31 PM (3ek7K)
The Horde is an evil bloodthirsty demon cult. Just ask Jewels' hubby and daughter. Anyone know how Jewels is doing? Doing well, I hope. I haven't seen a post from her in a while.
Posted by: Gref at January 01, 2025 10:35 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: four seasons at January 01, 2025 10:31 PM (3ek7K)
If you decide to do a solo girlie trip, let me know.
Posted by: Scarymary at January 01, 2025 10:35 PM (a8Yoi)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 01, 2025 10:35 PM (wwyOR)
Posted by: scampydog at January 01, 2025 10:36 PM (41CYW)
https://mol.im/a/14241973
Posted by: Ciampino - My date for New Year is January 1st at January 01, 2025 10:36 PM (i0xsb)
Posted by: TRex at January 01, 2025 10:36 PM (d9jpW)
Posted by: Javems at January 01, 2025 10:35 PM (8I4hW)
Hippies existed. Mostly, they grew up.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 01, 2025 10:36 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: TRex at January 01, 2025 10:34 PM (d9jpW)
Don't tell m or S'puppy -- but I wasn't even trying!
Posted by: Doof at January 01, 2025 10:36 PM (RFPHU)
My favorite showcases are when both contestants overbid and everyone goes home empty-handed. Double-Overbid FTW! I mean loss.
Posted by: Hassen Ben Sober at January 01, 2025 10:22 PM (G5+As)
===
Also, always pass on the first Showcase.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 01, 2025 10:37 PM (RIvkX)
.... you know, back in the very first and second TX MoMees, we had a Skype (?) call to the SW Ohio MoMee (which had been on the same weekend). iirc it was the second year in which we introduced Ohio to a very special guest ....
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 01, 2025 10:37 PM (YTktQ)
Posted by: TRex at January 01, 2025 10:37 PM (d9jpW)
It hit 108k recently. Buy some now. Thank me on NYD 2026.
Posted by: Doof at January 01, 2025 10:34 PM (RFPHU)
As the 100 post winner, you buy bitcoin for me.
New rules. I don’t make ‘em.
Posted by: Piper at January 01, 2025 10:37 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: TRex at January 01, 2025 10:21 PM (d9jpW)
They are B-2s. The USAF is working hard to keep every civvie from getting good photos of the B-21 engine intake configuration and locations. For as long as possible.
Posted by: Gref at January 01, 2025 10:27 PM (aBgBM)
OK. I'm convinced I've seen the B21 in Northrup Grumman's official internet stuff. It's only now occurring to me that, duh, they wouldn't use accurate imagery. I'm gonna go sit on that bench and wait for the short bus.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at January 01, 2025 10:37 PM (pIfcn)
I would put nothing past the alphabet agencies...
Posted by: Mister Ghost at January 01, 2025 10:37 PM (TGPs7)
Posted by: Moonbeam at January 01, 2025 10:38 PM (rbKZ6)
Piper,
I hope you and yours had a great day. We have so many cool people on this blog. I would love to meet ya'll in real life.
You are so peppy Piper and on the days I'm not drinking wine, you amaze me with your energy.
Posted by: four seasons at January 01, 2025 10:38 PM (3ek7K)
https://tinyurl.com/2jy3hrhx
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 01, 2025 10:35 PM (wwyOR)
Dejah Thorax, amirite?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 01, 2025 10:38 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Piper at January 01, 2025 10:33 PM (p4NUW)
And you met the guy you're rumored to be marrying at the next TX MoMe!
Posted by: Doof at January 01, 2025 10:38 PM (RFPHU)
https://tinyurl.com/2jy3hrhx
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 01, 2025 10:35 PM (wwyOR)
I would have never left the bedroom if I were John Carter.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 01, 2025 10:39 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 01, 2025 10:39 PM (wwyOR)
Posted by: 18-1 at January 01, 2025 10:39 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 01, 2025 10:31 PM (MLa3L)
====
That summer was the summer.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 01, 2025 10:40 PM (RIvkX)
Piper,
I hope you and yours had a great day. We have so many cool people on this blog. I would love to meet ya'll in real life.
You are so peppy Piper and on the days I'm not drinking wine, you amaze me with your energy.
Posted by: four seasons at January
Ha! I am actually obnoxious. You will find this out next October where you too can ignore me when I try to get a group exercise class going like the rest of this crew did.
Posted by: Piper at January 01, 2025 10:40 PM (p4NUW)
Twisted Wyoming couple face centuries in prison for having group sex
https://mol.im/a/14241419
Posted by: Ciampino - My date for New Year is January 1st at January 01, 2025 10:40 PM (i0xsb)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 01, 2025 10:40 PM (wwyOR)
Jack Black was drooling all over him and all but sucking his dick on stage Zak Wylde and Rob Trujio got back together for the song and it was MJK on vocals for crazy train and then some face tattooed fuck on momma I'm coming home then billy Idol....
Posted by: Reforger at January 01, 2025 10:41 PM (xcIvR)
Posted by: Scarymary at January 01, 2025 10:41 PM (a8Yoi)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 01, 2025 10:39 PM (wwyOR)
You could save a few bucks by just Krazy-gluing a pair of Sparklets cartridges to a boomerang.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 01, 2025 10:41 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Doof at January
Doof starting scandalous rumors again!
Posted by: Piper at January 01, 2025 10:41 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: four seasons at January 01, 2025 10:31 PM (3ek7K)
If you decide to do a solo girlie trip, let me know.
Posted by: Scarymary at January 01, 2025 10:35 PM (a8Yoi)
Disco Doof says you both need to get there. And bring your dancing shoes!
Posted by: Doof at January 01, 2025 10:41 PM (RFPHU)
Posted by: Bulg at January 01, 2025 10:41 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Hunter B at January 01, 2025 10:41 PM (ftFVW)
Stabbing suspect on the run in NYC after knifing man on subway train
https://mol.im/a/14241635
Posted by: Ciampino - My date for New Year is January 1st at January 01, 2025 10:42 PM (i0xsb)
I realize no one will likely watch it from the link, but I'll post it anyway.
https://tinyurl.com/4yc44uaa
Posted by: Vlad at January 01, 2025 10:42 PM (JXZNH)
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at January 01, 2025 10:42 PM (wDJaI)
Posted by: Reforger
Yes. Billy Idol, "No More Tears", Maynard sang "Crazy Train", and Jelly Roll sang "Mama I'm Coming Home"
Guess it's a fill in on tv tonight (highlights of program) given today's events. At least it's uplifting.
Posted by: L - Hook em, book em, cook em. Now! at January 01, 2025 10:42 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at January 01, 2025 10:37 PM
***
You have. Test articles have been shown (with eyeballs kept at a distance and only from the front) and are flying in the skies above the Mojave Desert.
Posted by: TRex at January 01, 2025 10:42 PM (d9jpW)
Posted by: Bulg at January 01, 2025 10:42 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Scarymary at January 01, 2025
Do you see this, everybody? I told you it was a good idea! 😂
Posted by: Piper at January 01, 2025 10:42 PM (p4NUW)
Also, Ozzy was inducted as part of Black Sabbath years ago, 2006.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 01, 2025 10:43 PM (ufFY8)
Motorcycles?
MOTORCYCLES?
MOTOR CYCLES?
Motors are bad!!
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at January 01, 2025 10:43 PM (mGmwd)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at January 01, 2025 10:43 PM (zHyc3)
Scarymary,
I will let you know, I will figure out how to get there. I have fly out of Salt Lake City and I'm not sure where to fly to in Texas.
I sure hope you go to the meet up. It will be a blast, hopefully just at the shooting range, lol.
Posted by: four seasons at January 01, 2025 10:43 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Doof at January 01, 2025 10:43 PM (RFPHU)
The Washington Monument, Capitol Building, and Empire State Building were all struck by lightning on New Year’s Eve.
https://tinyurl.com/54smb3ad
Posted by: Ciampino - My date for New Year is January 1st at January 01, 2025 10:43 PM (i0xsb)
Posted by: TRex at January 01, 2025 10:44 PM (d9jpW)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 01, 2025 10:44 PM (3wi/L)
And the sight which met my eyes was that of a slender, girlish figure, similar in every detail to the earthly women of my past life... Her face was oval and beautiful in the extreme, her every feature was finely chiseled and exquisite, her eyes large and lustrous and her head surmounted by a mass of coal black, waving hair, caught loosely into a strange yet becoming coiffure. Her skin was of a light reddish copper color, against which the crimson glow of her cheeks and the ruby of her beautifully molded lips shone with a strangely enhancing effect. She was as destitute of clothes as the green Martians who accompanied her; indeed, save for her highly wrought ornaments she was entirely naked, nor could any apparel have enhanced the beauty of her perfect and symmetrical figure.
Lynn Collins played her in the recent-ish John Carter movie and apparently Traci Lords did in an earlier John Carter movie
Posted by: 18-1 at January 01, 2025 10:44 PM (oZhjI)
Day 8
Local animal control officials showed up at my door just as a big delivery truck arrived and began delivering today's gifts from my "true love."
I was given a stiff fine for running an unlicensed aviary, for the twenty-eight birds added to what remained of the previous days' gifts, when a large cattle truck pulled up and began off-loading dairy cows. Then a bus pulled up and eight plump Germanic milkmaids, each carrying a small stool and a wooden bucket, came into the crowded yard and began their work relieving the clamoring cattle.
The animal control officer completely lost his mind, wrote me a huge fine, threatened me with jail time if I didn't take care of these farm creatures, and said he was calling ICE about the milkmaids. Like it was my fault!
Another day, another pear tree. I dread tomorrow.
Posted by: mindful webworker - wring-necked pheasants at January 01, 2025 10:44 PM (N2VkE)
Piper,
I hope you and yours had a great day. We have so many cool people on this blog. I would love to meet ya'll in real life.
You are so peppy Piper and on the days I'm not drinking wine, you amaze me with your energy.
Posted by: four seasons at January
Ha! I am actually obnoxious. You will find this out next October where you too can ignore me when I try to get a group exercise class going like the rest of this crew did.
Posted by: Piper at January 01, 2025 10:40 PM (p4NUW)
You were at the last TXMoMe, Piper? Jeez, we need to get everyone to stand on a table and introduce themselves before dinner each evening, or something.
Posted by: Gref at January 01, 2025 10:44 PM (aBgBM)
This seems to preclude leaving by assuming room temperature. That affects the calculation.
Posted by: blaster at January 01, 2025 10:44 PM (QfvaV)
I actually like working out. And kale. This last month I've been cooking for family which was wonderful, but I want my GAINZZ back.
Posted by: Scarymary at January 01, 2025 10:45 PM (a8Yoi)
Posted by: L - Hook em, book em, cook em. Now! at January 01, 2025 10:42 PM (NFX2v)
Yeah. Skip Jack Black and it's a cool performace.
That guy is such a douche.
Posted by: Reforger at January 01, 2025 10:45 PM (xcIvR)
Posted by: Piper at January 01, 2025 10:40 PM
***
"I'm Pamela Pumpkin and this is Pamela Pumpkin's Halloween Workout. This is Alan."
Posted by: TRex at January 01, 2025 10:45 PM (d9jpW)
That seems like an odd detail. Would it make a difference if he was the youngest living survivor of Pearl Harbor? And is it odd to note the death of a living survivor?
I have questions.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 01, 2025 10:46 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: Bulg at January 01, 2025 10:46 PM (v6JzV)
Also, never much of a Country music guy...but always up for a nice "FU Song." That one doesn't disappoint.
Posted by: Orson at January 01, 2025 10:46 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Justice for Ashli at January 01, 2025 10:33 PM (V3C9q)
Yet look at his catalogue over that brief time. Puts others still touring to shame. Even was on 1973's Jazz Album Of The Year, Billy Cobham's 'Spectrum'. From that to James Gang to Deep Purple to those two magnificent solo efforts. What a discography for one so young. He's the one I always think 'What if?' I honestly think he would have been one of the greats. Alas, as you say, drugs. But his two solo efforts have been 'on my playlist rotation' since buying those albums when they came out. I replaced both of them with cds when cds came out. Still on my playlist.
Posted by: RickZ at January 01, 2025 10:46 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Gref at January 01, 2025
I am 5’1. You probably looked right over my head 100 times.
Posted by: Piper at January 01, 2025 10:46 PM (pZEOD)
This is madness.
https://mol.im/a/14240017
Posted by: Ciampino - My date for New Year is January 1st at January 01, 2025 10:46 PM (i0xsb)
I sure hope you go to the meet up. It will be a blast, hopefully just at the shooting range, lol.
Posted by: four seasons
----
Dallas Love Field if possible.
Posted by: lin-duh at January 01, 2025 10:46 PM (VCgbV)
I will let you know, I will figure out how to get there. I have fly out of Salt Lake City and I'm not sure where to fly to in Texas.
I sure hope you go to the meet up. It will be a blast, hopefully just at the shooting range, lol.
Posted by: four seasons at January 01, 2025 10:43 PM (3ek7K)
I don't live far at all from the Austin airport. It may not the the cheapest option but you would have a ride...
Posted by: Scarymary at January 01, 2025 10:47 PM (a8Yoi)
Posted by: Piper at January 01, 2025 10:41 PM (p4NUW)
That's no way to get me to buy you some bitcoin!
Posted by: Doof at January 01, 2025 10:47 PM (RFPHU)
Posted by: Piper at January 01, 2025 10:40 PM (p4NUW)
Partner with weasel make it yoga poses/prone rifle positions.
Posted by: blaster at January 01, 2025 10:47 PM (QfvaV)
Posted by: Gref
Rut roh! I imagine the slide presentation of folks ala Animal House during pledge week.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 01, 2025 10:48 PM (WXNFJ)
$0.11
$2.489
6653.89
0.98
$3.90
$39,939
$110,000.01
$11.10
$465.02
$424.35
No No Yes No Yes No Yes Yes Yes Yes
Posted by: mikeski at January 01, 2025 10:48 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: L - Hook em, book em, cook em. Now! at January 01, 2025 10:48 PM (NFX2v)
You were at the last TXMoMe, Piper? Jeez, we need to get everyone to stand on a table and introduce themselves before dinner each evening, or something.
Posted by: Gref at January 01, 2025 10:44 PM
***
I think the standing on the table part of the program happens well into the evening...
Posted by: TRex at January 01, 2025 10:48 PM (d9jpW)
Posted by: four seasons
If you decide to do a solo girlie trip, let me know.
Posted by: Scarymary
You totally should. Going together may even save you from the single woman's, ehem, fabrications about where you're going like my first year. Cause I wasn't about to tell my sisters I was going by myself to the middle of nowhere to meet internet people. Even though I've travelled alone for work plenty. *eye rolling*
Posted by: She Hobbit at January 01, 2025 10:48 PM (ftFVW)
Two men hurt - one seriously - and another arrested amid panic as car swerves towards crowds watching New Year fireworks on London's Primrose Hill
https://mol.im/a/14240595
Posted by: Ciampino - My date for New Year is January 1st at January 01, 2025 10:48 PM (i0xsb)
Posted by: Doof at January 01, 2025 10:48 PM (RFPHU)
1) yes
2) no
3) no
4) no
5) yes
6) no
7) no
no
9) no
10) yes
Posted by: Dirk Manley at January 01, 2025 10:49 PM (M9E1e)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 01, 2025 10:40 PM (wwyOR)
Perhaps the Chinese were originally Martians. This would explain a lot.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at January 01, 2025 10:49 PM (zHyc3)
"I'm Pamela Pumpkin and this is Pamela Pumpkin's Halloween Workout. This is Alan."
Posted by: TRex at January 01
We actually recorded this for Instagram, but I never posted it- mainly because I used a strength tube to ride the witches broom and it didn’t look very lady like. It also caused us to laugh hysterically. Maybe next year we will do better. 😂
Posted by: Piper at January 01, 2025 10:49 PM (pZEOD)
Carry the news (where are you?)
Boogaloo dudes (stand up, come on!)
Carry the news
All the young dudes (I want to hear you!)
Carry the news (I want to see you!)
Posted by: SMOD at January 01, 2025 10:49 PM (GITLP)
Why? Because for the first time, combined Consumer and Business debt, is exceeded by combined Fed, State, and Local Gov debt... debt that is NOT controlled by interest rates, but by politics.
And as the Politicians have shown NO resolve to solve Public debt... we're boinked.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 01, 2025 10:49 PM (QAkQ3)
Posted by: TRex at January 01, 2025 10:48 PM (d9jpW)
MoMe After Dark. It is a thing!
Posted by: Doof at January 01, 2025 10:50 PM (RFPHU)
Elon has posts on X about the Cybertruck. They have the "black box" and up until the actual explosion the readings are normal. This strongly implies the explosion was caused by the payload of the truck - not the truck itself. In other words it could just as well have been a gasoline powered vehicle, but the perps wanted to get a shot in on Elon and Trump at the same time.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at January 01, 2025 10:50 PM (Da7Vv)
Posted by: mikeski at January 01, 2025 10:48 PM
***
We have a taker for both quizzes!! Outstanding. Two gold stars for you. Come on Horde. Don't let the numbers scare you away.
Posted by: TRex at January 01, 2025 10:50 PM (d9jpW)
Posted by: Grump928(C)
We don't talk about the experimental shipboard AI.
Posted by: mikeski at January 01, 2025 10:50 PM (DgGvY)
https://tinyurl.com/552kw7b4
Posted by: Ciampino - My date for New Year is January 1st at January 01, 2025 10:51 PM (i0xsb)
You are practically my neighbor. I'm in SW Austin.
Posted by: lin-duh at January 01, 2025 10:51 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: Piper at January 01, 2025 10:41 PM (p4NUW)
That's no way to get me to buy you some bitcoin!
Posted by: Doof at January 01, 2025 10:47 PM (RFPHU)
Okay fine. But I am not wearing a big floofy cake dress!
Posted by: Piper at January 01, 2025 10:51 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: sal at January 01, 2025 10:52 PM (f+FmA)
Posted by: TRex at January
Can I outsource my stock predictions to Scuba dude?
Posted by: Piper at January 01, 2025 10:52 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: TRex
Ssssshh. I'm trying to win by default.
Posted by: mikeski at January 01, 2025 10:52 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Scarymary at January 01, 2025 10:52 PM (a8Yoi)
The voters want more spending and less taxes. For years the GOP tried to get them to vote for less spending by promising less taxes but the Dems decided to try and raise spending without serious tax increases.
Where does the money come from then? Well...inflation. If there was an opposition party they'd have been running on this exact point for the last few years
And it really is that simple - every dollar fedgov spends is paid for by either
Taxes/Fees
Inflation
Posted by: 18-1 at January 01, 2025 10:53 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Dirk Manley at January 01, 2025 10:49 PM
***
Thanks to Sam!
Posted by: TRex at January 01, 2025 10:53 PM (d9jpW)
https://tinyurl.com/mrybshk8
Not what you think Achmed would do.
Posted by: Ciampino - My date for New Year is January 1st at January 01, 2025 10:53 PM (i0xsb)
2-$4.00
3-3000
4-1.8
5-$5
6-$50k
7-150k
8-12
9-550
10-225
In short, continued inflation due to continued federal deficit spending breaking the stock market somewhere.
1-no
2-yes
3-yes
4-yes
5-yes
6-no
7-no
8-yes
9-yes
10-yes
I think Trump probably either doesn't get the lists or uses them for leverage for shit he wants that may or may not be shit we want. No one but RFK much cares about the JFK stuff, so I figure that's released as a favor to him.
Posted by: Methos at January 01, 2025 10:54 PM (Dnobf)
Posted by: Piper at January 01, 2025 10:51 PM (pZEOD)
Quite right. Less is more. With pics.
Posted by: RickZ at January 01, 2025 10:54 PM (gKDq2)
I love VDH's "Trump Invictus". Trump Invictus, who stalks indomitable.
"Striding the world stage like a Colossus". Sheesh, that Shakespeare guy was overrated. All he ever did was write in cliches....
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 01, 2025 10:54 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: blaster at January 01, 2025 10:54 PM (QfvaV)
Posted by: Orson at January 01, 2025 10:55 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Piper at January 01, 2025 10:51 PM (pZEOD)
Attire is fully negotiable. Depending on when during the MoMe the event occurs. We have options. Disco Doof may want to make some suggestions.
Posted by: Doof at January 01, 2025 10:55 PM (RFPHU)
I'm in on that
How do I bet here?
Posted by: Speculative Miklos at January 01, 2025 10:55 PM (xesY+)
Posted by: Methos at January 01, 2025 10:54 PM
***
Thank you and double gold star for tackling both quizzes.
Sorry mikeski. No win by default.
Posted by: TRex at January 01, 2025 10:55 PM (d9jpW)
I'm about an hour away on the other side of Waco.
Posted by: sal at January 01, 2025 10:56 PM (f+FmA)
Posted by: RickZ
Same here.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Justice for Ashli at January 01, 2025 10:56 PM (V3C9q)
Posted by: Iris at January 01, 2025 10:56 PM (bOJ2I)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 01, 2025 10:56 PM (L83z3)
Posted by: Scarymary
----
And I'm near Dripping Springs/Driftwood.
Helena, Ben Had, and I are founding TXMoMe peeps! We're all females so when we say it's safe and there is nothing to fear, it really is true. My daughter has attended since the kitten/mud MoMe.
Posted by: lin-duh at January 01, 2025 10:57 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 01, 2025 10:57 PM (sAmhv)
And it really is that simple - every dollar fedgov spends is paid for by either
Taxes/Fees
Inflation
Posted by: 18-1 at January 01, 2025 10:53 PM (oZhjI)
If DJT can get the economy humming again, we may not see prices drop by much, but we will see more people working decent jobs, and being able to afford the goods offered for sale. The absolute value of the dollar matters less than "how many hours do I have to work to fill this grocery cart?"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 01, 2025 10:58 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: TRex at January 01, 2025 10:48 PM (d9jpW)
MoMe After Dark. It is a thing!
Posted by: Doof at January 01, 2025 10:50 PM (RFPHU)
I'll try to hang-out longer for one night this October, for the wild and crazy stuff. For some people over age 29, like me, it's difficult to be there at 0800 for range officer stuff, have a few beers with the bacon then dinner, and stay awake past 8 PM!
Posted by: Gref at January 01, 2025 10:58 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: blaster at January 01, 2025 10:54 PM
***
Engagement farming would be something like a post with the "Top 10 Must See Outfits for your next MoMe Appearance."
Posted by: TRex at January 01, 2025 10:58 PM (d9jpW)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Justice for Ashli at January 01, 2025 10:59 PM (V3C9q)
Posted by: TRex at January 01, 2025 10:59 PM (d9jpW)
I'm about an hour away on the other side of Waco.
Posted by: sal
You're over by my sister's place.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 01, 2025 11:00 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: Miklos notes that yes, we can have nice things at January 01, 2025 11:00 PM (xesY+)
Posted by: MammaB at January 01, 2025 11:00 PM (6Vyvk)
Posted by: TRex
Well one has to be the "blend right in FBI wear" that a certain Horde member fancies.
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at January 01, 2025 11:01 PM (+VovS)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 01, 2025 10:57 PM
***
Good evening Sir. You're just in time. Please submit your predictions (especially in light of your nic).
Posted by: TRex at January 01, 2025 11:01 PM (d9jpW)
Ok I'm calling bullshit. As a 76 year old I was alive and in the Army at the time. I checked out of the Army in March of '72 in San Fransisco. I NEVER SAW AN ACTUAL HIPPIE. Those were a media invention. You are about as likely to see Beyonce, Taylor Swift or 50 Cent on the street today as you were to see an actual hippie back then. Remember there was no Internet back then for normal people to yell "Bullshit!" at the Media.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at January 01, 2025 10:24 PM (Da7Vv)
I was in the army 67 to 69 and was in San Francisco in August 1968, TDY and saw many hippies in the Haight/Ashbury area. I even took some pictures of them with my Polaroid Swinger (all I had at the time). I was attending a seminar at Ampex in Redwood City and borrowed a car so I could visit San Francisco. I still have those black and white polaroid photos. My first exposure to long hair hippies.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at January 01, 2025 11:01 PM (iODuv)
Mr. S wanted to ask her to text us when they get to the Inn, but I reminded him it would be @ 2 am.
Posted by: sal at January 01, 2025 11:01 PM (f+FmA)
Posted by: Blanco Basura
That is distinct New Orleans Yat English.
Posted by: Miklos from da locked-down Superdome at January 01, 2025 11:02 PM (xesY+)
Posted by: TRex
---x
**Grabs pencil and paper**
Posted by: lin-duh at January 01, 2025 11:02 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: TRex at January 01, 2025 11:02 PM (d9jpW)
1 $0.14
2 $2.464
3 $6416.62
4 $1.0214
5 $3.62
6 $39840
7 $114267.81
8 $8.94
9 $441.19
10 $412.11
Second quiz:
1 Y
2 Y
3 N
4 Y
5 N
6 N
7 N
8 Y
9 N
10 Y
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at January 01, 2025 11:02 PM (QdGJh)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Justice for Ashli at January 01, 2025 10:56 PM (V3C9q)
To Tommy. RIP
He left behind more than most.
Posted by: RickZ at January 01, 2025 11:02 PM (gKDq2)
https://tinyurl.com/mrybshk8
Not what you think Achmed would do.
Posted by: Ciampino - My date for New Year is January 1st at January 01, 2025 10:53 PM (i0xsb)
Allegations come from PETA. A more unreliable source cannot be imagined. If he gave blow jobs to rams, PETA would accuse him of not putting enough aloe on his lips.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 01, 2025 11:03 PM (8zz6B)
Numbers:
1) $0.11
2) $2.56
3) 6500
4) 0.95
5) $3.25
6) $37,500
7) 100,050
12.5
9) 395.00
10) 370.00
Events, my dear boy, events:
1) Yes
2) Yes
3) No
4) Yes
5) Yes
6) Yes
7) Yes
Yes
9) No
10) Yes
Posted by: predicting pookysgirl at January 01, 2025 11:03 PM (dtlDP)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at January 01, 2025 11:03 PM (zHyc3)
Posted by: L - Hook em, book em, cook em. Now! at January 01, 2025 11:04 PM (NFX2v)
1) more than one WTF, as in WTFs
2) Or alternately What the F**king Sh*t?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 01, 2025 11:04 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: TRex at January 01, 2025 11:04 PM (d9jpW)
Happy birthday, love.
This was also my great uncle Mike's birthday. When he was alive and kicking, he would host an open house and all the old people would get popped and the young ones would mix our own drinks.
And watch the Rose Bowl.
It was a hoot!
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 01, 2025 11:04 PM (mT+6a)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 01, 2025 11:00 PM (lUFok)
Bosque County. We love it here.
Posted by: sal at January 01, 2025 11:04 PM (f+FmA)
Sorry, but there is a LOT of government waste... things money is spent on that is not in the interest of the actual US Citizen.
Like... foreign Aid. Subsidies for Electric cars or solar panels... Corn subsidies to turn corn into ethanol... I can go on and on about government programs that are NOT helping the average American, but special interests.
Heck, we spend Billions of dollars a year, making sure that Government retirees, Military retirees, and those who are on Social Security, are not cheating on the taxes they should not be paying in the first place.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 01, 2025 11:04 PM (QAkQ3)
Posted by: Miklos from da locked-down Superdome at January 01, 2025 11:02 PM (xesY+)
Would also be good Newfie!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 01, 2025 11:05 PM (8zz6B)
Helena, Ben Had, and I are founding TXMoMe peeps! We're all females so when we say it's safe and there is nothing to fear, it really is true. My daughter has attended since the kitten/mud MoMe.
Posted by: lin-duh at January 01, 2025 10:57 PM (VCgbV)
Thanks for the backstory. Yes, it is a bit strange as a female to consider going to a do-lally with a bunch of people in gray boxes, lol.
PS: I really love the Hill Country. It is disconcerting to see how much Dripping Springs has grown.
Posted by: Scarymary at January 01, 2025 11:05 PM (a8Yoi)
Posted by: Piper at January 01, 2025 11:05 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Sock Monkey
*shows six months of panning up in the Gold Fields*
How much is that in sixteenth of an ounces?
Posted by: Grizzled old miner Miklos at January 01, 2025 11:06 PM (xesY+)
Posted by: lin-duh at January 01, 2025 11:06 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at January 01, 2025 11:01 PM (iODuv)
====
Larry Ellison bought the Ampex sign that used to be next to 101 because that is where his first job was.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 01, 2025 11:06 PM (RIvkX)
Upton was the last remaining survivor of the USS Utah. After Uptons death, just 15 survivors of the Pearl Harbor attack are alive."
Wait, what?
Thanks for the ONT.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 01, 2025 11:07 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: TRex at January 01, 2025 10:58 PM (d9jpW)
I think it is funny that you had this at the ready. Makes me think you considered it for the quiz. :-)
Posted by: Iris at January 01, 2025 11:07 PM (bOJ2I)
Posted by: gKWVE at January 01, 2025 11:08 PM (gKWVE)
Which is odd, since I've never been there.
Would also be good Newfie!
OK, I was at the Gander airport for about 2 hours in 1990. That must be where I picked it up.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 01, 2025 11:08 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: lin-duh
Yup. Me too. But. It's two days, then the weekend!
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 01, 2025 11:08 PM (mT+6a)
Posted by: Scarymary at January 01, 2025 11:08 PM (a8Yoi)
Posted by: lin-duh at January 01, 2025 11:09 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: Scarymary at January 01, 2025 11:05 PM (a8Yoi)
I grew up in Austin- it is unrecognizable. (Granted, that was a long over 29 time ago.)
I think the hills, though lovely, add to the claustrophobic feeling.
Dallas, being mostly flat, is still huge, but seems more open and less oppresive.
Posted by: sal at January 01, 2025 11:10 PM (f+FmA)
Posted by: Iris at January 01, 2025 11:10 PM (bOJ2I)
Posted by: Scarymary
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And I'm near Dripping Springs/Driftwood.
Helena, Ben Had, and I are founding TXMoMe peeps! We're all females so when we say it's safe and there is nothing to fear, it really is true. My daughter has attended since the kitten/mud MoMe.
Posted by: lin-duh at January 01, 2025 10:57 PM (VCgbV)
I drove down from CO by myself the first (and several following) years. Not sure I remember correctly but I *might* have been the only ferriner at the very first TX MoMee.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 01, 2025 11:10 PM (YTktQ)
Posted by: Iris at January 01, 2025 11:07 PM
***
The list of topics considered and rejected for the quiz is extensive. It is also not fit for public disclosure. For reasons.
Posted by: TRex at January 01, 2025 11:10 PM (d9jpW)
Upton was the last remaining survivor of the USS Utah. After Uptons death, just 15 survivors of the Pearl Harbor attack are alive."
Wait, what?
Thanks for the ONT.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 01, 2025 11:07 PM (bss/y)
It's the flow of time. I remember when the last Spanish-American war vet died, then it was the WW1 vets. In the next 10 or 15 years, it'll be the last of the WW2 vets. It'll be 80 years this year the war ended...youngest guys are nearly 100.
Dad was one of the youngest, would be turning 99 this year if he hadn't passed in 2021...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 01, 2025 11:10 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: lin-duh at January 01, 2025 11:11 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: lin-duh at January 01, 2025
Me too. But not the 6a until Friday, but I do have all the other morning classes so I am going to hit the hay.
Night, y’all!
Posted by: Piper at January 01, 2025 11:11 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: TRex at January 01, 2025 10:58 PM (d9jpW)
JT The Wonder Dog will be wearing a service vest, so his outfit is set.
If I ever go. Which won't be be for at least a few years due to little one(s).
Posted by: pookysgirl is socially awkward to begin with at January 01, 2025 11:11 PM (dtlDP)
Posted by: Iris at January 01, 2025 11:07 PM
***
The list of topics considered and rejected for the quiz is extensive. It is also not fit for public disclosure. For reasons.
Posted by: TRex at January 01, 2025 11:10 PM (d9jpW)
The JFK files will come out but the CIA will insist Space Aliens were responsible.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 01, 2025 11:11 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Scarymary at January 01, 2025 11:08 PM (a8Yoi)
It's doable. I did that in 2023.
Posted by: Doof at January 01, 2025 11:12 PM (RFPHU)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 01, 2025 11:10 PM (ynpvh)
Condolences.
But I was trying to make the point that the story header said he was the last survivor, then TRex says there are 15 guys remaining from the attack
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 01, 2025 11:12 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 01, 2025 11:06 PM (RIvkX)
It was a two week seminar on the Ampex VR2000 high band 2" quad videotape machine. Most intense classroom and hands-on seminar I ever attended. Was quite the experience. The army was making the transition from film to video for training and instruction purposes. Our facility purchased two machines. Ampex would pay for the seminar for one man for each machine purchased. The army paid for the airline tickets, and gave us each money for food and motel expenses. The San Francisco side trip was pretty cool. My first exposure to go-go dancers as well.
I was 21 years old. *sigh*Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at January 01, 2025 11:13 PM (iODuv)
Posted by: lin-duh at January 01, 2025 11:13 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: blaster at January 01, 2025 11:13 PM (QfvaV)
China will used a massive concerted drone attack to take out an enemy vessel...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 01, 2025 11:13 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 01, 2025 11:10 PM (ynpvh)
Condolences.
But I was trying to make the point that the story header said he was the last survivor, then TRex says there are 15 guys remaining from the attack
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 01, 2025 11:12 PM (bss/y)
He was the last from the Utah.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 01, 2025 11:14 PM (ynpvh)
Upton was the last remaining survivor of the USS Utah. After Uptons death, just 15 survivors of the Pearl Harbor attack are alive."
Wait, what?
Posted by: Aetius451AD
There are 15 remaining survivors, who are all younger than 105 and did not serve on the Utah.
Posted by: mikeski at January 01, 2025 11:14 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 01, 2025 11:14 PM (L83z3)
Posted by: Scarymary at January 01, 2025 11:05 PM
***
We really like the Dripping Springs area. Looked seriously at property there and in surrounding areas in 2016. Hung out at the Last Stand Brewing company before it moved. Didn't end up buying but spent a lot of time wandering around.
Posted by: TRex at January 01, 2025 11:15 PM (d9jpW)
Posted by: Miklos so states and attests at January 01, 2025 11:15 PM (xesY+)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Justice for Ashli at January 01, 2025 11:16 PM (V3C9q)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 01, 2025 11:16 PM (wwyOR)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 01, 2025 11:14 PM (L83z3)
Retirement is great. Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at January 01, 2025 11:17 PM (iODuv)
Posted by: blaster at January 01, 2025 11:13 PM
***
Noted and thank you. Now I get to shame you in to trying the first one.
Posted by: TRex at January 01, 2025 11:17 PM (d9jpW)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 01, 2025 11:08 PM (lUFok)
I spent a month or so working in Newfoundland, and worked cross-shift with a Newfie on another job. Another Newfie-ism: "I'm after..." to express intent. As in: "I'm after buying a new car once this hitch is over."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 01, 2025 11:18 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Doof
Not doable
it's DOOFABLE
Posted by: Miklos so states and attests at January 01, 2025 11:15 PM (xesY+)
Hmmm. That's a term I may be able to use in a different context.
Posted by: Doof at January 01, 2025 11:18 PM (RFPHU)
Posted by: Iris at January 01, 2025 11:18 PM (bOJ2I)
Posted by: Grizzled old miner Miklos
1/8th
Posted by: Sock Monkey
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stop mixing fractions!!! It's bad enough you using math!
Posted by: lin-duh at January 01, 2025 11:18 PM (VCgbV)
1) $0.14
2) $3.179
3) 5381.12
4) 1.0201
5) $3.28
6) $41,129
7) $78,202
$9.19
9) $314.04
10) $406.88
Posted by: scampydog at January 01, 2025 11:18 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: L - Hook em, book em, cook em. Now! at January 01, 2025 11:19 PM (NFX2v)
You were. We we shock you came from "so far". lol.
Now, NZ Frank holds that title.
Posted by: lin-duh at January 01, 2025 11:13 PM (VCgbV)
It would be difficult for anyone to beat NZ Frank's travel distance!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 01, 2025 11:19 PM (YTktQ)
Posted by: Sock Monkey
Barkeep, give that man the whole bottle.
*dumps gold dust on counter*
Posted by: Celebratory grizzled old miner Miklos at January 01, 2025 11:19 PM (xesY+)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at January 01, 2025 11:20 PM (QSrLX)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 01, 2025 11:19 PM (YTktQ)
Unless Elon drops in from the Mars base.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 01, 2025 11:20 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: lin-duh at January 01, 2025 11:21 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: L - Hook em, book em, cook em. Now! at January 01, 2025 11:21 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Livia Augusta at January 01, 2025 11:21 PM (RuqLJ)
Posted by: TRex at January 01, 2025 11:15 PM (d9jpW)
It is a beautiful area. I live an hour east and yearn for the views of the Edwards plateau.
Posted by: Scarymary at January 01, 2025 11:22 PM (a8Yoi)
Posted by: azjaeger at January 01, 2025 11:22 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: lin-duh
Please have al sharptons head explode.
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at January 01, 2025 11:22 PM (+VovS)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 01, 2025 11:22 PM (bss/y)
Not surprisingly the movie made the same choice as tensor
Posted by: 18-1 at January 01, 2025 11:23 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: lin-duh
You're right! Thank God. I was dreading downtown Seattle on that particular day.
Hopefully it won't be too bad.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 01, 2025 11:23 PM (mT+6a)
Posted by: Livia Augusta at January 01, 2025 11:21 PM (RuqLJ)
Maybe they were playing swynets, he said innocently.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 01, 2025 11:23 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: lin-duh at January 01, 2025 11:21 PM (VCgbV)
Lil Pooky's minor hernia surgery is that morning. So you can help me pace.
Posted by: pookysgirl, getting her shoes ready at January 01, 2025 11:24 PM (dtlDP)
Posted by: blaster at January 01, 2025 11:25 PM (QfvaV)
China will used a massive concerted drone attack to take out an enemy vessel...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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Russian? They are clanking sabers at the border.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 01, 2025 11:25 PM (kLJmv)
Posted by: pookysgirl, getting her shoes ready at January 01, 2025 11:24 PM (dtlDP)
May everything come out alright!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 01, 2025 11:25 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Scarymary at January 01, 2025 11:08 PM (a8Yoi)
It's doable. I did that in 2023.
Posted by: Doof at January 01, 2025 11:12 PM (RFPHU)
Cool. I can't drive at night. And I'm guessing I'd be drinking at this wing-ding. So a tent option would be awesome.
Posted by: Scarymary at January 01, 2025 11:25 PM (a8Yoi)
Fireworks all fired
Oysters yet unconsumed
The full glass calls me
Posted by: New Year's Haiku by Miklos-san at January 01, 2025 11:26 PM (xesY+)
I try to stay far far far away from nudity because what others on Tensor do with nudity that will give you nightmares. So I specified some clothing.
One example: One nude girl, five cocks.
YEECCCHHH!!! Brain bleach stat!!
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 01, 2025 11:27 PM (wwyOR)
Posted by: lin-duh at January 01, 2025 11:27 PM (VCgbV)
2. $2.93
3. 6381
4. 1.0
5. $4.0
6. $40,488
7. $118,000
8. $10.56
9. $412
10. $402
quiz 2.
1. no
2. no
3. no
4. yes
5. yes
6. no
7. no
8. no
9. yes
10. yes
Posted by: PaleRider at January 01, 2025 11:27 PM (UKUm3)
Posted by: scampydog at January 01, 2025 11:18 PM
307 Posted by: L - Hook em, book em, cook em. Now! at January 01, 2025 11:19 PM
323 10 420 (!)
Posted by: blaster at January 01, 2025 11:25 PM
***
Bang! Bang! Bang! Thank you! (and well played Blaster...)
Posted by: TRex at January 01, 2025 11:28 PM (d9jpW)
Posted by: scampydog at January 01, 2025 11:28 PM (41CYW)
ALMOST everyone who's anyone is here. Others are sorely missed...
It makes my heart happy to see y'all💗!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 01, 2025 11:28 PM (L83z3)
Posted by: scampydog at January 01, 2025 11:28 PM
***
Good night! Be well.
Posted by: TRex at January 01, 2025 11:28 PM (d9jpW)
2) No
3) No
4) No
5) No
6) No
7) No
8 ) Yes
9) No
10) No
Relax, I'm terrible at predictions. Saying no to most of them saves time and if I'm wrong, well, good
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 01, 2025 11:29 PM (sAmhv)
ALMOST everyone who's anyone is here. Others are sorely missed...
It makes my heart happy to see y'all💗!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 01, 2025 11:28 PM (L83z3)
Happy New Year, COMM!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 01, 2025 11:29 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Scarymary
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Just don't pitch your tent right next to the port-o-potties...🤣😂
Posted by: lin-duh at January 01, 2025 11:29 PM (VCgbV)
I suspect if economic conditions go well enough people will not care about the political items.
Posted by: blaster at January 01, 2025 11:29 PM (QfvaV)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 01, 2025 11:18 PM (8zz6B)
Southernism: Fixin' ta buy.
Like you're going to repair the car before you purchase it.
Posted by: RickZ at January 01, 2025 11:30 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Iris at January 01, 2025 11:10 PM
Defender of the Republic @realdefender45
Should @realDonaldTrump go through the “ceremony” of the inauguration in DC after all the law fare against him and attacks that seem to escalate as January 20th draws closer?
15,000 votes
35% YES
65% NO
General Mike Flynn @GenFlynn
There is too much work to do. Fly Trump Force 1 into WDC (land at Andrews AFB). Take the oath of office onboard TF1. Land at 1200 hrs on the 20th, then fly Marine One (helo) from Andrews right to the front lawn of the White House and take charge of the nation. We need to get to work. Have all the galas you want once we’ve gotten rid of all the illegals, gotten our economy back on track, achieved peace in the Middle East and made Europe take care of their own defense instead of it all being done by the U.S. and hold at least the 51 signers of the Hunter Biden letter accountable (all of them). These and a few other minor tasks must be accomplished before we start blowing horns and partying all night long.
https://bit.ly/4gAIltL
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 01, 2025 11:30 PM (P5BPp)
Posted by: lin-duh at January 01, 2025 11:31 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: PaleRider at January 01, 2025 11:27 PM
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Double barrelled predictions. Well done. Thank you!
Posted by: TRex at January 01, 2025 11:31 PM (d9jpW)
Posted by: lin-duh at January 01, 2025 11:29 PM (VCgbV)
LOL, no!
Posted by: Scarymary at January 01, 2025 11:31 PM (a8Yoi)
Posted by: L - Hook em, book em, cook em. Now! at January 01, 2025 11:21 PM
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Acknowledged. Thanks!
Posted by: TRex at January 01, 2025 11:31 PM (d9jpW)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 01, 2025 11:32 PM (L83z3)
"Squatchmen" is rooted in the recent tragedy of the two Bigfoot enthusiasts who perished from exposure during an ill-planned Sasquatch hunt. It is the spiritual sequel of "Grizzly Man", with twice the amount of poor judgement and five times the amount of gullibility. It shall be dedicated to the happy memory that Werner has never dedicated any of his work to Klaus Kinski. A blessed New Year to all of you, and may Kathleen Kennedy never come within a fifty-mile diameter of your favorite TV and film properties. Werner now turns to his yearly tradition of calling Lorne Michaels and threatening him that I have someone with actual comedic talent and wit who aspires to a role on SNL. This chills him to his very core, as Lorne has spent fifty years leeching away all of the same from his productions. For extra spookiness, I shall be doing my Norm Macdonald impression. Auf Wiedersehen!
Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at January 01, 2025 11:32 PM (G6LTi)
Posted by: lin-duh at January 01, 2025 11:27 PM (VCgbV)
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Too late. Hall of Fame.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 01, 2025 11:33 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Livia Augusta at January 01, 2025 11:33 PM (RuqLJ)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 01, 2025 11:29 PM
***
Thank you for playing.
Posted by: TRex at January 01, 2025 11:33 PM (d9jpW)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 01, 2025 11:34 PM (P5BPp)
Posted by: lin-duh at January 01, 2025 11:27 PM (VCgbV)
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Too late. Hall of Fame.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 01, 2025 11:33 PM
***
As MisHum would say: *****SNORT****
Posted by: TRex at January 01, 2025 11:34 PM (d9jpW)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 01, 2025 11:34 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 01, 2025 11:35 PM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 01, 2025 11:28 PM (L83z3)
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{CoMM}
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 01, 2025 11:35 PM (RIvkX)
I'm so happy that the ONT is lighthearted tonight. After the horrible events of today, it's so great to have a break from the tragic news.
Posted by: four seasons at January 01, 2025 11:35 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 01, 2025 11:29 PM
***
Thank you for playing.
Posted by: TRex
Predictions are easy.
It's Deja Vu all over again.
Posted by: Yogi-Miklos Berra at January 01, 2025 11:35 PM (xesY+)
Posted by: lin-duh
Man! One little screwup and no one let's you forget it!
Posted by: Tonypete at January 01, 2025 11:37 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Adriane the Happy Gnu Ears Critic . . . at January 01, 2025 11:37 PM (qz+gL)
Posted by: four seasons at January 01, 2025 11:35 PM
***
Amen. Nice to be with our Gray Box friends.
Posted by: TRex at January 01, 2025 11:37 PM (d9jpW)
Posted by: Yogi-Miklos Berra at January 01, 2025 11:35 PM (xesY+)
I would settle for Deja Thoris all over me.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 01, 2025 11:38 PM (8zz6B)
He-Who-has-Sun-in-his-Hair shall return at the Time of Greatest Need, as was Known and Foretold
Posted by: Blind Monk Miklos of Shaolin at January 01, 2025 11:39 PM (xesY+)
Posted by: Adriane the Happy Gnu Ears Critic . . . at January 01, 2025 11:39 PM (qz+gL)
No matter how cold it is at night here in Wyoming, I have to a bowl of ice cream before I retire for the night.
That's kinda weird isn't it?
Posted by: four seasons at January 01, 2025 11:40 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: lin-duh at January 01, 2025 11:31 PM (VCgbV)
Haha! He is big, but way more tall than wide. Barely still fits in 6-9 month sleepers, and he's almost 4 months old. >
Pookette's legs are officially as long as Pooky's, and he's taller than I am. She turns 12 in two days. ><
Posted by: pookysgirl, mothering giants at January 01, 2025 11:40 PM (dtlDP)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 01, 2025 11:40 PM (L83z3)
AlphaFo𝕏
@Alphafox78
What the heck just happened here?? 😨
Video: x.com/Alphafox78/status/1874606783521509414
4:01 PM · Jan 1, 2025
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at January 01, 2025 11:40 PM (9aVck)
That's kinda weird isn't it?
Posted by: four seasons
Not really - I'll have a cup of coffee on the hottest days.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 01, 2025 11:41 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Blind Monk Miklos of Shaolin
You are the only person I know who misses General Custer that much.
NTTAWWT.
Posted by: Adriane the Happy Gnu Ears Critic . . . at January 01, 2025 11:42 PM (qz+gL)
NTTAWWT.
Posted by: Adriane the Happy Gnu Ears Critic . . . at January 01, 2025 11:42 PM (qz+gL)
Sitting Bull didn't miss General Custer.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 01, 2025 11:43 PM (8zz6B)
Happy New Year!
Posted by: COMountainMarie
*orders boxes of hugs for both from Amazon*
*NEXT DAY DELIVERY*
Posted by: Miklos does at least try at January 01, 2025 11:43 PM (xesY+)
Teh Horde just loves to give people shit.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 01, 2025 11:43 PM (lUFok)
Did have a surprise roundup in our pasture. Neighbor's cow got in somehow. There was a cowboy hat, Trump hat, and lasso involved. And a douche-canoe in a hatchback speeding down the road made an appearance. Cowboy hats' girlfriend was cock-blocking for him. Douche-canoe ate some gravel.
Posted by: Scarymary at January 01, 2025 11:43 PM (a8Yoi)
Yes I think you are making the correct choice - it is a problem though for anyone trying to get a little too perfectly close to the source material though.
I do remember the covers of those books attracting me in my youth...and the stories were interesting enough though looking back on it I think I would be disappointed to re-read them
Posted by: 18-1 at January 01, 2025 11:43 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Livia Augusta at January 01, 2025 11:33 PM (RuqLJ)
He'll be four months old, so sitting in a recliner will be an achievement.
His stomach muscles are fairly well developed, so it won't be long!Posted by: pookysgirl's son will have a six-pack before he's six at January 01, 2025 11:43 PM (dtlDP)
Posted by: lin-duh at January 01, 2025 11:43 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 01, 2025 11:34 PM (8zz6B)
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I'm in Prescott, AZ, and had this issue about a year ago on my 2007 Prius. Clockspring was failing on attempting to set my cruise control -- which I need as I dirve 85,000 miles for work.
Found a thread at the Prius Chat Forum where one member was able to turn his steering wheel completely to the full clockwise position -- which allowed pushing the cruise control button to work.
Utilized this for several months (having to pull over off the road to do the deed) before it no longer worked and had to finally have it replaced.
Posted by: ShainS -- Eliminate vast bureaucracies of civil servants, no longer servants and no longer civil at January 01, 2025 11:45 PM (WA0Dj)
I did finish The Expanse NYE. It was very well done. I know it deviated from the books but that's expected. I want to read the books now.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 01, 2025 11:46 PM (sAmhv)
NTTAWWT.
Posted by: Adriane the Happy Gnu Ears Critic
Wha...
No Custer
Like custard though
Banana pudding is a-waitin' on me.
Posted by: Miklos makes inapt references, but not this time at January 01, 2025 11:46 PM (xesY+)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 01, 2025 11:46 PM (fY84s)
Retirement: Twice the husband and half the money.
Posted by: Ciampino - My date for New Year is January 1st at January 01, 2025 11:46 PM (i0xsb)
Posted by: lin-duh at January 01, 2025 11:47 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 01, 2025 11:48 PM (L83z3)
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One heck of a commute!,!
Posted by: lin-duh
It's a job
Posted by: Neil Armstrong at January 01, 2025 11:48 PM (xesY+)
No matter how cold it is at night here in Wyoming, I have to a bowl of ice cream before I retire for the night.
That's kinda weird isn't it?
Posted by: four seasons
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Nah. It's only weird if your eating it outside wearing shorts.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 01, 2025 11:48 PM (sAmhv)
LOL Puddleglum!
Posted by: four seasons at January 01, 2025 11:49 PM (3ek7K)
I doubt it really does much, but it inspires confidence.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 01, 2025 11:50 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Genial late Nite Miklos at January 01, 2025 11:52 PM (xesY+)
Posted by: lin-duh at January 01, 2025 11:43 PM (VCgbV)
Yes and yes! The ones about insects she read the heck out of and then set them on Lil Pooky's bookshelf, because she thinks he'll love them (he was one month old at the time, but it was sweet nonetheless). The Ninjago ones helped fill in the background of the movie, which was good, because none of us had seen the show.
Posted by: pookysgirl needs to post a picture of her conservatory at January 01, 2025 11:55 PM (dtlDP)
Found a thread at the Prius Chat Forum where one member was able to turn his steering wheel completely to the full clockwise position -- which allowed pushing the cruise control button to work.
Utilized this for several months (having to pull over off the road to do the deed) before it no longer worked and had to finally have it replaced.
Posted by: ShainS -- Eliminate vast bureaucracies of civil servants, no longer servants and no longer civil at January 01, 2025 11:45 PM (WA0Dj)
Prescott! We will have to do a meet-up! Osprey got the part from Amazon for 40 dollars, and we verified that the fault was NOT the horn switch itself before opening the package. He bought me dinner, which was a fair trade. We had a youtube video as a guide, which was very welcome. Some of the steps are not intuitively obvious.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 01, 2025 11:55 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Justice for Ashli at January 02, 2025 12:00 AM (V3C9q)
1 9mm Ammo: $0.17
2 Gal gas: $2.932
3 S&P: $6427.37
4 $ to€: 1.0443
5 2x4x7: $4.35
6 F150: $37,849
7 Bitcoin: $97,252.26
8 S&W Stock: $11.42
9 Tesla Stock: $450.82
10 HD Stock: $412.18
Posted by: tankdemon at January 02, 2025 12:01 AM (FVLcK)
Posted by: tankdemon at January 02, 2025 12:01 AM
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Thank you! Going to take a shot at Quiz 2?
Posted by: TRex at January 02, 2025 12:02 AM (d9jpW)
tiny.cc/xlq3001
Posted by: Sock Monkey
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They did the Norm MacDonald meme. We'll be seeing a lot of that this year, unfortunately.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 02, 2025 12:05 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: tankdemon at January 02, 2025 12:05 AM (FVLcK)
@BNONews
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13m
BREAKING: At least 11 people shot in Queens, New York
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 02, 2025 12:05 AM (IG4Id)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 01, 2025 11:46 PM (fY84s)
Some bands are better live than the studio version. Some bands are 'sloppy' live, for want of a better musical term. I've seen both. But the country rock bands always seem to be there on the 'good live' rankings. I've even seen Black Oak Arksansas twice as a kid, and they put on a high-energy show. Nothing sloppy about it. Much better than studio.
Friend in high school didn't care for Rod Stewart much until he saw him live (while on a date). Became a fan.
I enjoyed watchng Nils Lofgren do his 'off the angled trampoline' summersault while playing guitar. That was pretty high-energy. And surprising.
Posted by: RickZ at January 02, 2025 12:07 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: tankdemon at January 02, 2025 12:05 AM
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Excellent. Two gold stars. Thank you!
Posted by: TRex at January 02, 2025 12:07 AM (d9jpW)
Posted by: Clio Weeps at January 02, 2025 12:08 AM (kSAM8)
BREAKING: At least 11 people shot in Queens, New York
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 02, 2025 12:05 AM (IG4Id)
Anyone willing to bet the ROP was not involved?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 02, 2025 12:08 AM (8zz6B)
Time to start working off the holiday pounds.
Our dog Daisy was either complaining about this one or trying to sing along, not sure.
https://youtu.be/yYZDgAP2caQ
G'nite, y'all.
Posted by: mindful webworker - tomorrow is... a rest day at January 02, 2025 12:09 AM (N2VkE)
Posted by: free tibet at January 02, 2025 12:10 AM (iNp3L)
Posted by: free tibet at January 02, 2025 12:10 AM
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The weather maps suggest things are getting very chilly, very fast in MT. Good luck.
Posted by: TRex at January 02, 2025 12:12 AM (d9jpW)
Posted by: cherries are the best at January 02, 2025 12:13 AM (VDqpU)
5-10 no
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 02, 2025 12:13 AM (lhenN)
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13m
BREAKING: At least 11 people shot in Queens, New York
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 02, 2025 12:05 AM (IG4Id)
Wow, is the CIA just activating every cell they have before Trump is sworn in?
(Kind of joking. Kind of not.)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at January 02, 2025 12:13 AM (FC8SQ)
Posted by: Nemo at January 02, 2025 12:14 AM (S6ArX)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 02, 2025 12:05 AM (IG4Id)
Anyone willing to bet the ROP was not involved?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 02, 2025 12:08 AM (8zz6B)
Me.
I checked the story. Gave me the name of the place, Amazura Night Club (a/k/a 'Concert Hall'). It's located in South Richmond Hill, a diverse part of Queens, shall we say.
Posted by: RickZ at January 02, 2025 12:14 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Ciampino - My date for New Year is January 1st at January 02, 2025 12:14 AM (i0xsb)
5-10 no
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 02, 2025 12:13 AM
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Gotcha. Thanks Mr. Chicken.
Posted by: TRex at January 02, 2025 12:15 AM (d9jpW)
Tell him that the nurse would kick his ass at the "Run N Gun" and see how he responds...
Posted by: ChrisP at January 02, 2025 12:15 AM (WbGL/)
Posted by: cherries are the best at January 02, 2025 12:13 AM (VDqpU)
*shudders*
Posted by: Scarymary at January 02, 2025 12:15 AM (a8Yoi)
https://tinyurl.com/5n86k2ex
Gee Marshall, when can we start shooting them?
Posted by: Ciampino - My date for New Year is January 1st at January 02, 2025 12:16 AM (i0xsb)
I checked the story. Gave me the name of the place, Amazura Night Club (a/k/a 'Concert Hall'). It's located in South Richmond Hill, a diverse part of Queens, shall we say.
Posted by: RickZ at January 02, 2025 12:14 AM (gKDq2)
Could be a black perp with a faux-muzzie name, though.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 02, 2025 12:17 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: cherries are the best at January 02, 2025 12:13 AM (VDqpU)
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*shudders*
Posted by: Scarymary at January 02, 2025 12:15 AM (a8Yoi)
That's why patchouli was such a big seller.
Posted by: RickZ at January 02, 2025 12:17 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: RickZ at January 02, 2025 12:14 AM (gKDq2)
From Wikipedia: “A portion of Liberty Avenue has also been officially been renamed Little Guyana. Richmond Hill also has the largest Sikh population in the city, and 101st Avenue has evolved into "Little Punjab", or Punjab Avenue, has emerged in Richmond Hill, Queens.[37][11]”
Blessings of diversity.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at January 02, 2025 12:18 AM (FC8SQ)
https://tinyurl.com/5n86k2ex
Gee Marshall, when can we start shooting them?
Posted by: Ciampino - My date for New Year is January 1st at January 02, 2025 12:16 AM (i0xsb)
What fun it would be, sitting on the roof of one of those office towers, with a satchel of hand grenades.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 02, 2025 12:20 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: RickZ at January 02, 2025 12:17 AM (gKDq2)
My late MiL was a huge fan of patchouli. She was also hugely mentally ill.That stuff stinks to high heaven.
Posted by: Scarymary at January 02, 2025 12:20 AM (a8Yoi)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Lynn, Lynn, is the city of sin.
Posted by: SFGoth at January 02, 2025 12:20 AM (KAi1n)
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Sounds like a nice place to ring in the new year.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 02, 2025 12:21 AM (XeU6L)
Happy to see some 'Ettes making plans to attend a MoMe this year. Due to my circumstances at the time I escaped to Texas by myself to attend and it was the best thing that I have ever done for myself. I met so many wonderful people there. I had to lie about my travels though, my kids might have staged an intervention had they known that I was jetting off to hang out with a bunch of people that I had never met before. Do it!!!
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 02, 2025 12:21 AM (Sgq8y)
Ain't nothin gonna happen.
Why?
Because the 'big money' don't want it to.
For Quiz 1 I'm gonna weasel out and say all prices/nos posted will be within +/- 5% of where they are now.
Except gas in California will continue to be outrageously priced.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 02, 2025 12:22 AM (QGaXH)
Wow, is the CIA just activating every cell they have before Trump is sworn in?
(Kind of joking. Kind of not.)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director
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The CIA stole that idea from the Soviets
Youtu.be/altSJMUmmHw
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 02, 2025 12:22 AM (sAmhv)
2) no
3) yes
4) yes
5) no
6) no
7) no
yes
9) yes
10) yes
You can count on all of these. I have an unblemished record. I have never yet made a prediction about events in 2025 that failed to come true.
Posted by: Durak Kazyol at January 02, 2025 12:24 AM (4zxRq)
2) gas price per gallon $2.40
3) S&P 500 : 6500
4) Euro to Dollar: 0.80
5) Price of a single 2X4X8: $5.00
6) Ford F150 pick up truck $42,000
7) Price of Bitcoin $85,000
8 ) Price of a share of Smith & Wesson $13
9) Price of a share of Telsa $480
10) Price of a share of Home Depot $430
Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at January 02, 2025 12:24 AM (hw5Eh)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 02, 2025 12:17 AM (8zz6B)
Yeah, anything's possible. But you asked if I was 'willing to bet'. My gut instinct says no. Holiday, lots of booze, music, illegal guns (get right on that, Gov. Hokum) and somebody either being dissed or already having a beef. It goes with the neighborhood.
BUT a local muzzie could have been a part of the recent spate of terrorist assholes doing their thing.
I'm not ruling that out, just not betting on it given what I know of the night club's area (which I try to avoid at all costs).
Posted by: RickZ at January 02, 2025 12:24 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: RickZ at January 02, 2025 12:17 AM (gKDq2)
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My late MiL was a huge fan of patchouli. She was also hugely mentally ill.That stuff stinks to high heaven.
Posted by: Scarymary at January 02, 2025 12:20 AM (a8Yoi)
To cover up one stink you need a stronger stink.
Posted by: RickZ at January 02, 2025 12:27 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Scarymary at January 02, 2025 12:27 AM (a8Yoi)
Posted by: RickZ at January 02, 2025 12:24 AM (gKDq2)
Well, I will defer to your judgment on that. It's really remarkable, though, how so many perps from the "thug culture" bear names that are cribbed from islamic roots.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 02, 2025 12:30 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, punching the iPad screen like a chimp at January 02, 2025 12:30 AM (Ad8y9)
2) At least one currently sitting US Supreme Court justice leaves the bench. -- NO, unless someone drops dead,
3) Iran supreme leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei leaves office. -- NO. The powers-that-be like his tyranny.
4) Justin Trudeau steps down as Prime Minister of Canada. -- NO. See #3.
5) Substantially all of the JFK assassination files are declassified. -- YES. That's one thing Trump can do with a stroke of the pen. The Deep State will fight to stop it, though.
6) Most of the Epstein client list is released. -- YES. See #5.
7) Most of the Diddy list is released. -- YES. See #6.
8 ) SpaceX makes more than 18 Starship launches. -- NO. Starship isn't ready for prime time. Perhaps in 2026.
9) A decision to remove federal funding for either NPR or PBS is made. -- NO. We've been trying to drive a stake through their hearts for decades, but the powers-that-be like their taxpayer-funded propaganda.
10) RFK is confirmed as head of HHS and remains in office. -- YES. He's a radical leftist at heart, and the powers-that-be like that. I doubt whether he makes it through 2026, though.
Posted by: Nemo at January 02, 2025 12:32 AM (S6ArX)
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It's not "William's" orchestra, it's the Vienna Philharmonic, which a European orchestra, playing German trumpets. It's not at all a "current style" , or "weird". They are rotary-valve trumpets (like a French horn) and have been around since the 19th century. They have a more mellow tone.
Posted by: buddhaha at January 02, 2025 12:32 AM (6vMQv)
Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at January 02, 2025 12:32 AM (hw5Eh)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at January 02, 2025 12:18 AM (FC8SQ)
When I read that, I see gang-related ethnic conflict more than anything else. Like I said, I'm going with the dissed/beef theory. Occam's Razor.
Could have been just another crazy, legal or illegal. We got plenty of those, too, as recent events have shown.
Posted by: RickZ at January 02, 2025 12:33 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Justice for Ashli at January 02, 2025 12:33 AM (V3C9q)
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at January 02, 2025 12:36 AM (zdLoL)
1) 0.13
2) 2.70/g
3) 6000
4) 1.0356 (unchanged)
5) 4.00
6) 39500
7) 100,000
8 10.00
9) 350
10) 400
Quiz 2:
1) No
2) No
3) No
4) No
5) No
6) No
7) No
8 No
9) No
10) Yep!
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 02, 2025 12:37 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at January 02, 2025 12:36 AM (zdLoL)
It's made from rendered hippies, isn't it?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 02, 2025 12:37 AM (8zz6B)
She had her kinks:
https://youtu.be/4W96tItABvE
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 02, 2025 12:38 AM (lUFok)
I kept getting the message kicked back saying it looked like spam.
I thought it looked more like baloney...but that's me....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 02, 2025 12:38 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 02, 2025 12:39 AM (mH6SG)
Could have been just another crazy, legal or illegal. We got plenty of those, too, as recent events have shown.
Posted by: RickZ at January 02, 2025 12:33 AM (gKDq2)
Agreed. There’s “run you over because Islam” diversity but there’s also “you be lookin’ at me?” diversity. Not to mention “pushing people onto the subway tracks” diversity.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at January 02, 2025 12:41 AM (FC8SQ)
Rotary Valves
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 02, 2025 12:41 AM (kLJmv)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, punching the iPad screen like a chimp at January 02, 2025 12:30 AM
Lol. Here's .38 Special vs. Marshall Tucker Band for Schlitz Malt Liquor. I remember these from my youth. No one does it like the Bull.
https://tinyurl.com/3jw6mkhb
Posted by: Scarymary at January 02, 2025 12:42 AM (a8Yoi)
Posted by: Nemo at January 02, 2025 12:32 AM (S6ArX)
He won't "step down" voluntarily; his ego would never permit that. But he MUST call an election no later than October, which he will likely lose handily. And he could be taken out by a non-confidence vote in Parliament as early as Jan. 27th, if Rolex watch model Jagmeet Singh votes the right way.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 02, 2025 12:42 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 02, 2025 12:41 AM (kLJmv)
Like some Kawasaki 2-strokes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 02, 2025 12:43 AM (8zz6B)
The rotary valve trumpet, widely used in German-speaking areas, is characterized by its mechanically complex rotary valves and its horizontal holding position. A distinctive feature of the rotary valve trumpet is its large, dark, and full tone. This tone makes it especially popular in orchestras and ensembles.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 02, 2025 12:44 AM (63Dwl)
https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1874664089894695221
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 02, 2025 12:44 AM (lhenN)
https://t.co/gspHuMUsl8
Sources confirmed to News5 Wednesday evening the driver of the Cybertruck in the Las Vegas explosion lived in Colorado Springs.
According to senior law enforcement sources, 37-year-old Matthew Livelsberger was the driver and had several Colorado Springs addresses associated to him.
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at January 02, 2025 12:46 AM (9aVck)
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at January 02, 2025 12:36 AM (zdLoL)
Probably to cover up the smell of the linden trees: https://youtu.be/aoqlYGuZGVM
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at January 02, 2025 12:46 AM (FC8SQ)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 02, 2025 12:47 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 02, 2025 12:50 AM (XeU6L)
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Get it out in the open for all to see. Be sure and piss off those right handed Germans while your at it. And don't forget about the Brits whose 12yo daughters you stuck bottle bottles up their ass.
I'm tired of you. Bring it.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 02, 2025 12:51 AM (kLJmv)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 02, 2025 12:50 AM (XeU6L)
Bridgestone made some pretty motorbikes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 02, 2025 12:51 AM (8zz6B)
https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1874664089894695221
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 02, 2025 12:44 AM (lhenN)
Starmer should be schtupped by a pig on live TV.
Posted by: Scarymary at January 02, 2025 12:53 AM (a8Yoi)
I could blow 3 smoke rings before they dissapated.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 02, 2025 12:55 AM (kLJmv)
19 minutes ago
This appears to be his LinkedIn profile, which reveals an extensive military background: threads.net/@meidastouch/post/DET8d1MRqTo
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at January 02, 2025 12:55 AM (9aVck)
Bridgestone made some pretty motorbikes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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I used a friend's 175cc for a while. It was right perky.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 02, 2025 12:56 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 02, 2025 12:51 AM (kLJmv)
They think we, the West, are soft. Until enough are finally fed up with all this shit like you are. When that happens, and it's happened before, it's over.
They really have no idea, those inbred imbeciles. I can only hope in 50 years SCOTUS denies any compensation for internment camps. Becase they're pushing for them. Hard.
Posted by: RickZ at January 02, 2025 01:01 AM (gKDq2)
A proper civilized country would hang more people than Nuremburg.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 02, 2025 01:03 AM (lhenN)
Posted by: RickZ at January 02, 2025 01:01 AM (gKDq2)
Not "internment camps". Transit camps, to hold them only so long until transportation to he muzzie shithole of their choice becomes available.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 02, 2025 01:03 AM (8zz6B)
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I think that until it effects them *personally*, people are passive.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 02, 2025 01:05 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 02, 2025 01:05 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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When it breaks loose they will be lucky to have either one.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 02, 2025 01:05 AM (kLJmv)
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I think that until it effects them *personally*, people are passive.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 02, 2025 01:05 AM (XeU6L)
Zelensky just came out and said the Uke war will end, once Trump is in office... proving without a doubt, that WE are behind that fucking war.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 02, 2025 01:06 AM (QAkQ3)
Good night all.
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 02, 2025 01:06 AM (L83z3)
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A proper civilized country would hang more people than Nuremburg.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 02, 2025 01:03 AM (lhenN)
Not holding my breath for them to build a Memorial/statue to these Comfort Girls, like South Korea did for theirs.
Posted by: RickZ at January 02, 2025 01:06 AM (gKDq2)
The other is he wanted out a long time ago and that option was
denied him. That's my opinion.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 02, 2025 01:09 AM (kLJmv)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 02, 2025 01:03 AM (8zz6B)
We'll see. Some may not be very good candidates for catch-and-release.
Maybe I'm overthinking it, but this is just the latest chapter in a civilizational war. Will we need Charles Martel? And just what would that modern warrior look like? Or maybe we're waiting for Jan Sobieski and his Winged Hussars?
9/11 sure a hell taught us not a gawd-damn thing.
Posted by: RickZ at January 02, 2025 01:12 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 02, 2025 01:21 AM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 02, 2025 01:24 AM (Tm6bq)
Replying to @elonmusk
Please sue them!!!! It will set a precedent and help all of us in the long run!!!! This is what they are doing:
Clip of Pelosi explaining the smear.
https://tinyurl.com/3xpt6fz6
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 02, 2025 01:25 AM (kLJmv)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Odds that Guantanamo stays open are high. Many of the sh*thole countries where these misunderstood lads are from won't accept deportees. Syria, Eritrea, Somalia to name a few. That alone should automatically bar entry into this country.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Justice for Ashli at January 02, 2025 01:32 AM (V3C9q)
Night COMM, I will remember your birthday next year now that I know when it is.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 02, 2025 01:35 AM (Sgq8y)
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You'd smell'em before you ever saw one...
Posted by: As not seen on TV at January 02, 2025 01:40 AM (2NmWs)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 02, 2025 01:41 AM (kLJmv)
Posted by: Braenyard
I'd rather they spent their remaining years praying to their clay god in the confines of a cell.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Justice for Ashli at January 02, 2025 01:50 AM (V3C9q)
Ah. Drop them off in the Red Sea then. Eritrea and Somalia are right there. As for Syrians, Put them in a boat in the Med, shove them towards Turkey or Lebanon. They can walk.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 02, 2025 01:56 AM (ZocB7)
Posted by: Puddleglum,
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They murder, rape and torture innocent people. What mercy do they deserve?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 02, 2025 01:59 AM (kLJmv)
Posted by: Puddleglum
IMO, anyone involved in an act of terror on US soil should face a military court. If convicted, one appeal allowed . Appeal denied, you get to meet the 72 virgins in hell.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Justice for Ashli at January 02, 2025 02:03 AM (V3C9q)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Justice for Ashli
Unlawful combatant. Can be killed on the spot.
But better to debrief first, then kill. Only purpose of a trial would be formality and to dilute feelings of culpability for the hangman.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 02, 2025 02:14 AM (/lPRQ)
Or just let them fly on Pinochet Airlines. One way trip.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 02, 2025 02:15 AM (ZocB7)
I am off to bed, will wake up to a Thursday, which is not a bad day of the week for me. Bless you, Horde.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 02, 2025 02:16 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 02, 2025 02:14 AM (/lPRQ)
This is where Ol' Sparky still has a place. Fried after being humiliated: Shaved, stuffed with a butt plug and wearing a diaper.
I don't want to be nice to these fuckers.
Posted by: RickZ at January 02, 2025 02:18 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 02, 2025 02:14 AM (/lPRQ)
This is where Ol' Sparky still has a place. Fried after being humiliated: Shaved, stuffed with a butt plug and wearing a diaper.
I don't want to be nice to these fuckers.
Posted by: RickZ at January 02, 2025 02:18 AM (gKDq2)
No need for extremes. If we let it be known that any dead terrorists will be buried with a package of bacon or some nice pork sausage links that would sufficiently deter them.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 02, 2025 02:23 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 02, 2025 02:25 AM (QGaXH)
Film this and be certain to distribute the video to as many Islamic terrorist websites so that they can see what fate awaits them in the West.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at January 02, 2025 02:34 AM (9LlmE)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 02, 2025 02:35 AM (kLJmv)
Molly Hatchet is false advertising.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 01, 2025 10:14 PM
By that rule, Bat Out of Hell was the most falsely advertised album of all time.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 02, 2025 02:39 AM (8XYYe)
Only I wonder if dogs would be better than pigs? They aren't supposed to eat pork, but I think dogs are considered even worse than sweet piggees.
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at January 02, 2025 02:41 AM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 02, 2025 02:23 AM (QGaXH)
Waitaminnit. Ol' Sparky's extreme? I just described the procedure, that's all. If Ol' Sparky was good enough for Ted Bundy, it's good enough for these bastards.
Posted by: RickZ at January 02, 2025 02:43 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at January 02, 2025 02:41 AM (Vvh2V)
Maybe for the idjits who are really into djinns but in some muzzie countries dogs are used for security and the like. I remember the muzzie cashier in the US who wouldn't handle a sealed package of bacon at checkout because . . . pig.
Posted by: RickZ at January 02, 2025 02:49 AM (gKDq2)
Ya gotta make the punishment Haram in the most horrifying way possible if you're using it as a deterrent.
Being killed by a female would do it, but I prefer slower, more disgusting methods, live streamed.
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at January 02, 2025 02:50 AM (Vvh2V)
Than pigs it shall be. But let's not starve them.
Gang rape pigs as a means of fighting radical Islam is an idea who's time has come.
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at January 02, 2025 02:53 AM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at January 02, 2025 02:50 AM (Vvh2V)
Okay, you got me. We'll let DEI fill the position of lever puller. We'll get a lesbian black woman (no trans need apply). That should do it.
Posted by: RickZ at January 02, 2025 02:55 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at January 02, 2025 02:53 AM (Vvh2V)
Hell, let's use gang rape dolphins. We don't even have to train them. Plus Achmed swimming for his
But I'll admit, a pack of hungry gang rape pigs is poetic justice.
Posted by: RickZ at January 02, 2025 03:01 AM (gKDq2)
Not gonna lie, I'm disappointed.
The Kurdish women held as sex slaves who had their own murdered children fed to them need to be avenged in no uncertain terms.
Being raped to death by pigs is too merciful for these jihadi bastsrds, but it's better than a quick merciful death.
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at January 02, 2025 03:04 AM (Vvh2V)
A nice, open field full of amorous hogs leaves no doubt as to what is happening, yes?
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at January 02, 2025 03:07 AM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at January 02, 2025 03:07 AM (hKoQL)
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at January 02, 2025 03:14 AM (hKoQL)
1) $0.14
2) $3.32
3) 6,087.49
4) 1.0201
5) $4.20
6) $42984.24
7) $42,984.24
$7.58
9) $15.87
10) $402.60
SPinRH’s Event Predictions
1) No
2) No
3) No
4) Yes
5) No
6) No
7) Yes
No
9) No
10) Yes
Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at January 02, 2025 03:17 AM (NezMn)
I was in New Orleans a few years back on NYE and saw "Dr. Sick and The Late Greats" at the Spotted Cat. Great show. The club was on the other side of Old New Orleans, on Royal street. I had a major legal/insurance matter in Louisiana that kept me coming back there on business many times. Love that town - but boy can it get "messy" sometimes. The Ruby Slipper still has the best breakfasts and you cannot beat the old-time charm of Antoine's (altho it is a bit expensive). It's a real shame that the city has had to suffer through repeated Democrat administrations, a major hurricane/flooding and now this.
Anyway - may the arrival of the "Trump Baby New Year" bring us all much joy and happiness this year.
Speaking of which, on a planning note: any ideas when the Texas MoMe will be this year? Home (when in the US) is Texas and was thinking I should probably stop by to one of these things if I can arrange it - and I promise to try this year!
Pax Ex
Posted by: Publius Redux at January 02, 2025 03:21 AM (tGlrn)
. Not .
Thanks for the ONT, TRex! _Gute Nacht_ (or _Guten Morgen_ as the case may be) to all of you.
Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at January 02, 2025 03:22 AM (NezMn)
Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at January 02, 2025 03:22 AM (NezMn)
Any kind of effort in creative ways to dispatch them from our existence should be purely for our own fun, since what they deserve is the quickest, surest death possible. You don't piss about thinking of clever ways to humiliate a cockroach in your pantry. You just step on the fucker and put out some traps to get the rest of his buddies.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 02, 2025 03:27 AM (y/ZMQ)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 02, 2025 03:32 AM (y/ZMQ)
@eyeslasho31 Dec 2024
Thousands of girls were victims of Pakistani-ancestry grooming gangs all across the UK. (There were over 1,400 victims in just Rotherham alone.)
Out of political correctness, the government did everything it could to cover up the crimes.
Out of political correctness, the government did everything it could to cover up the crimes.
https://tinyurl.com/mcvvsf7c
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 02, 2025 03:36 AM (kLJmv)
The grooming gangs trial summary transcripts are utterly grotesque. It’s incredible we haven’t had mass civil unrest. Media reporting guidelines helped bottle it up. Some of these people are going to walk free soon.
🇬🇧 Extract from the transcript of the trial hearings of the Pakistani gangs who raped hundreds of young English girls in Rotherham. They will be released soon.
Meanwhile @TRobinsonNewEra is in prison….
53) you, Mohammed Karrar, prepared her for gang anal rape by using a pump to expand her anal passage. You subjected her to gang rape by five or six men (count 30). At one point she had four men inside her. A red ball was place in her mouth to keep her quiet. Not only were you both involved in the commercial sexual exploitation of GH, youalso used her for your own self -gratification. You both raped her when she was under 13., you both raped her at the same time (oral and vaginal/anal). It happened on on more than one occasion (count 2
.
54)Mohammed Karrar, on one occasion when GH was 12, after raping her, she threatened you with your lack knife. Your reaction was to pick up a baseball bat with a silver metal handle,
cont.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 02, 2025 03:38 AM (kLJmv)
Price:
1) $0.10 (not a big buyer of ammo - still using the ammo my dad bought decades ago for the 30/30- and it still works well. Pew pew.)
2) $1.80 (rational energy policy - once announced, will bring down gasoline prices significantly, I think)
3) 6100 (we will see positive movement here, I should think)
4) 1.03 (once Trump ends Ukraine War and rational governments are elected in Germany and France the Euro will stabilize and strengthen. Trump's policies will also strengthen the dollar - so this will be about a push)
5) $3.75 (the real price drop will be in 2026 but it will get down somewhat with more rational energy policies in 2025)
6) $38,900 (there will be more demand for trucks and stupid auto policies for EV's will still screw with the availability - so I see this going up a bit in 2025
7) $92,000 (I see this going down as Trump stabilizes the dollar as an attractive base currency and alternative currencies get less attractive)
$15.00
9) $400 (all EV stock will go down or the companies will go bankrupt as the market for EVs continues to fall out from under this unproven and unsafe technology)
10) $390.00
Posted by: Publius Redux at January 02, 2025 03:39 AM (tGlrn)
https://tinyurl.com/33np327a
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 02, 2025 03:39 AM (kLJmv)
Posted by: Publius Redux at January 02, 2025 03:42 AM (tGlrn)
Every single line of defense from the psychotic media and political class defending them is either "they're allowed to" or "you're not allowed to complain or stop them".
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 02, 2025 03:43 AM (y/ZMQ)
https://tinyurl.com/envwzce3
----
Scrolling further:
...The victims [were] all picked up outside a care home in Henley-on-Thames. The staff knew. The local MP at the time @BorisJohnson will totally have known too
...I am currently reading through the document & to describe it as horrific would be an understatement. The depravity of these individuals is unfathomable.
I urge everybody to read it, especially if you have young girls.
These individuals are not unique & others just like them are walking the streets right now.
---
Yes, these are the same people as those driving into people and trying to blow up hotels. Same people different modus operandi.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 02, 2025 03:45 AM (kLJmv)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 02, 2025 03:48 AM (y/ZMQ)
I presumed inflation would be 9% for the year across the board for commodities and goods. I presumed that would cut average market returns in half. I think as we get closer to the total Bitcoin having been mined that the price will begin to drop significantly. Since Trump is in office, S&W earnings will decrease as gun sales slow. This may be the year Tesla switches from a growth company to a more traditional valuation. And the Euro-to-Dollar reflects more of a 1980-level rate.
YMMV, as the kids abbreviate without spelling out.
Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at January 02, 2025 03:49 AM (NezMn)
Did they find the other muzzies of interest in the bombing effort in NO?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 02, 2025 03:51 AM (omVj0)
I try to keep my eyes open for stuff like that over here. I live in a relatively safe neighborhood in the Texas of Central Europe, it's normally pretty quiet.
Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at January 02, 2025 03:52 AM (NezMn)
Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at January 02, 2025 03:53 AM (NezMn)
Posted by: Skip at January 02, 2025 03:53 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at January 02, 2025
***
Morning, SPinRH! I'm sipping coffee (the collagen powder does not seem to be doing anything for me yet), trying to decide if I feel like a workout (not). How about you?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 02, 2025 03:54 AM (omVj0)
It's a standard day over here: Cloudy, drizzly; slightly windy. Cold. I'm about to grab my second cappuccino and then get to work. I've let a pile of insurance claims stack up that have to get finished in time to file tax returns.
I should probably get a workout in there somewhere as well. Thanks for the reminder!
Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at January 02, 2025 03:57 AM (NezMn)
We have our two gKids with us overnight.
Our Christmas celebration plans with our two children and their two children went off the rails because our son contracted Fauci's Pox ...
(Why don't we call the Coof, Fauci's Pox? Credit where credit is due, and all that)
... so our gathering will not happen until Saturday evening.
Man, the gKids don't go to bed as readily as they did five years ago.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 02, 2025 04:00 AM (xG4kz)
Varicella is already known as chicken pox.
Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at January 02, 2025 04:02 AM (NezMn)
Posted by: Warai-otoko
Mess with my tribe, I don't ask permission. I would ask forgiveness, but not from any earthly authority.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Justice for Ashli at January 02, 2025 04:03 AM (V3C9q)
Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at January 02, 2025 04:04 AM (NezMn)
Varicella is already known as chicken pox.
Posted by: SPinRH_F-16
Back inn ye olden tymes having a social disease, particularly syphilis, was referred to as having "ye pox".
My point was that it is time to start demolishing the hagiography that has grown up around that warped, twisted and inhumane dwarf.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 02, 2025 04:09 AM (xG4kz)
Point taken. I was trying to make a witty rejoinder.
I failed.
Happy New Year!
B)
Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at January 02, 2025 04:12 AM (NezMn)
1 $.12
2 $2.87
3 $5,800.00
4 $1.02
5 $3.24
6 $36,240
7 $98,555.55
8 $11.14
9 $421
10 $375
and
1 No
2 no
3 no
4 yes
5 no
6 no
7 no
8 yes
9 no
10 yes
Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 02, 2025 04:28 AM (ZmEVT)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Justice for Ashli at January 02, 2025 04:33 AM (V3C9q)
1)yes
2)no
3)yes
4)yes
5)yes
6)yes
7)no
yes
9)yes
10)yes
Alright, call me an incurable optimist!
Posted by: Clovis Sangrail at January 02, 2025 05:49 AM (u+i+8)
that is all.
Posted by: Shaftoe at January 02, 2025 06:12 AM (BZYCq)
2. 3.43
3. 4870.1
4. 1.356
5. 5.05
6. 41,100
7. 124,420
8. 15.15
9. 400
10. 375
1) Y
2) Y
3) Y
4) Y
5) N
6) N
7) N
Y
9) N
10) Y
Posted by: jimmymcnulty at January 02, 2025 06:39 AM (zW+7z)
Posted by: phydeaux at January 02, 2025 10:15 AM (ep56E)
1. $0.15
2. $2.93
3. 5587.55
4. .9560
5. $4.23
6. $42,581
7. 98,116.32
8. 10.41
9. 415.96
10. 400.66
1. No
2. Yes
3. Yes
4. Yes
5. Yes
6. No
7. No
8. Yes
9. No
10. Yes
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at January 02, 2025 01:06 PM (J8OCH)
1) $ .11
2) $ 2.51
3) 4500
4) $ .95
5) $ 3.5
6) $ 39,500.
7) $ 75,000
8 ) $12.
9) $ 460.
10) $ 410.50
Posted by: lin-duh of the garbage clan at January 02, 2025 02:56 PM (9U6Wl)
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