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Flying Bears Open Thread

Out of control. Just completely out of control.

Posted by: Ace at 06:25 PM




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1 Can't be first.

Posted by: Cosda at December 26, 2024 06:25 PM (SvfV7)

2 Yo!

Posted by: RI Red at December 26, 2024 06:25 PM (/YN3Y)

3 Durn.

Posted by: RI Red at December 26, 2024 06:25 PM (/YN3Y)

4 You know the drill, cosda.

Posted by: RI Red at December 26, 2024 06:26 PM (/YN3Y)

5 5st

Posted by: Common Tater at December 26, 2024 06:27 PM (eXRad)

6 Sweet story.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at December 26, 2024 06:28 PM (ZmEVT)

7 Ace is pushing Ebenezer down like the fat kid on the playground.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 26, 2024 06:28 PM (aD39U)

8 Nooded

Posted by: Cosda at December 26, 2024 06:28 PM (SvfV7)

9 Just… damn… can’t get settled in today…

Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 06:29 PM (PCK5/)

10 Ace, did you forget your Ritalin??

Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 06:30 PM (PCK5/)

11 So this thread is about a bear?

Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 06:32 PM (PCK5/)

12 Joey is where, again?

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at December 26, 2024 06:32 PM (QSrLX)

13 WTF is that "Kwanzaa" flag the
pickaninnies are shown waving, a Pali flag?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 26, 2024 06:32 PM (8Yuew)

14 11 So this thread is about a bear?

Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 06:32 PM (PCK5/)

I can hardly bear it. This is the Polar opposite of what I was expecting.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 06:33 PM (ynpvh)

15
So this thread is about a bear?
Posted by: tubal


Um, I think it's a metaphor.

For something? I dunno.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 26, 2024 06:33 PM (J4gi/)

16 Often visited by Taurus.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 26, 2024 06:33 PM (63Dwl)

17 15
So this thread is about a bear?
Posted by: tubal

Um, I think it's a metaphor.

For something? I dunno.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 26, 2024 06:33 PM (J4gi/)

I LOVE bears! Big hairy guys...

Posted by: Trans Sec Petey at December 26, 2024 06:34 PM (ynpvh)

18 I will honor you.

Posted by: The Bear at December 26, 2024 06:34 PM (aD39U)

19 Of course this happened in Russia.

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 06:34 PM (fwDg9)

20 The bear didn't do any flying.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 06:34 PM (wZ2Bf)

21 16 Often visited by Taurus.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 26, 2024 06:33 PM (63Dwl)

I call bull.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 06:34 PM (ynpvh)

22 Pitt HC is an idiot. In the 2nd OT, they had 4th and goal at the 1 trailing by 3. Go for the win. They end up losing the game 4th and goal, essentially, from the 3 in the 4th OT.

Posted by: Accomack at December 26, 2024 06:34 PM (M6Sd8)

23
Dis blog sho' haz gon' crazy!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2024 06:34 PM (dxSpM)

24 That is so hot.

Posted by: Leonardo diCaprio at December 26, 2024 06:35 PM (GazsR)

25 23
Dis blog sho' haz gon' crazy!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2024 06:34 PM (dxSpM)

At least it hasn't gone to the dogs...yet.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 06:35 PM (ynpvh)

26 23
Dis blog sho' haz gon' crazy!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2024 06:34 PM (dxSpM)

It’s been hard to bear…

Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 06:35 PM (PCK5/)

27 Is there a forest nearby perchance? I feel the need to go to the little bear's room....

Posted by: The Bear at December 26, 2024 06:36 PM (PiwSw)

28 It's the Bear necessities
The simple Bear necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 06:36 PM (fwDg9)

29
don't You People have silly college football games to watch, today??

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 26, 2024 06:36 PM (J4gi/)

30 14 11 So this thread is about a bear?

Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 06:32 PM (PCK5/)

I can hardly bear it. This is the Polar opposite of what I was expecting.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 06:33 PM (ynpvh)

I was starting to feel a bit grizzly about the whole thing.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 06:36 PM (ynpvh)

31 School cafeteria pizza

https://tinyurl.com/4whmubnh

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 26, 2024 06:36 PM (aD39U)

32 So this thread is about a bear?
Posted by: tubal

Um, I think it's a metaphor.

For something? I dunno.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 26, 2024 06:33 PM (J4gi/)

Oso it seems.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 26, 2024 06:36 PM (xAPJi)

33 Bear doesn't taste good.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 06:36 PM (wZ2Bf)

34 24 That is so hot.

Posted by: Leonardo diCaprio at December 26, 2024 06:35 PM (GazsR)

LOL.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 06:36 PM (ynpvh)

35 Epilogue: Then one day, Andre took him on an Azerbaijan Airlines flight...

Posted by: Wally at December 26, 2024 06:37 PM (GazsR)

36 I WILL FUCKING CUT A BITCH!

Posted by: Goldilocks at December 26, 2024 06:37 PM (2UnvF)

37 Call reversed.
5th OT now.
It's Bowl Week for all of you otters.

Posted by: Accomack at December 26, 2024 06:37 PM (M6Sd8)

38 Let us remember to bear one another’s burdens…

Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 06:37 PM (PCK5/)

39 30 14 11 So this thread is about a bear?

Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 06:32 PM (PCK5/)

I can hardly bear it. This is the Polar opposite of what I was expecting.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 06:33 PM (ynpvh)

I was starting to feel a bit grizzly about the whole thing.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 06:36 PM (ynpvh)

Doesn't it get black just before the light?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 26, 2024 06:37 PM (VNX3d)

40 The bear's mama "killed by hunters" huh?
How about refunding all the The Pittman-Robertson Wildlife Restoration Act tax money? Huh?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 26, 2024 06:37 PM (8Yuew)

41 The video is pandaing.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 06:37 PM (wZ2Bf)

42 25 23
Dis blog sho' haz gon' crazy!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2024 06:34 PM (dxSpM)

At least it hasn't gone to the dogs...yet.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 06:35 PM (ynpvh)

::: looks back a few threads :::
Uh, Nevermind...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 06:38 PM (ynpvh)

43
btw, did you see how the Texans screwed over the Steelers, yesterday?

Texans had absolutely zero to gain/lose with a win/loss. Except for helping the Ravens get over the Steelers in the AFC West.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 26, 2024 06:38 PM (J4gi/)

44 All bears want to eat you. Just because they're not snacking on you now doesn't mean that in fifteen minutes they're not going to have a bowl of you with a diet coke. Or a pineapple and human pizza. Human sushi. Human fried rice. Cinnamon human crunch cereal. Etc..

Posted by: banana Dream at December 26, 2024 06:38 PM (Y6IkP)

45 Call reversed.
5th OT now.
It's Bowl Week for all of you otters.
Posted by: Accomack at December 26, 2024 06:37 PM (M6Sd



A 7-5 cripple fight.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 26, 2024 06:39 PM (aD39U)

46 Yay! A bear post. Hopefully we'll see more bears in future cafe threads.

The wall behind my desk is covered in grizzly bear paintings and prints. I have a long history of association with grizzly bears from school mascots to up close and personal encounters where life and death rested on a trigger pull.

Posted by: Beartooth at December 26, 2024 06:39 PM (3Ev2O)

47 43
btw, did you see how the Texans screwed over the Steelers, yesterday?

Texans had absolutely zero to gain/lose with a win/loss. Except for helping the Ravens get over the Steelers in the AFC West.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 26, 2024 06:38 PM (J4gi/)

Chiefs, I think…

Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 06:39 PM (PCK5/)

48 Call reversed.
5th OT now.
It's Bowl Week for all of you otters.
Posted by: Accomack at December 26, 2024 06:37 PM (M6Sd

Pitt vs Toledo. It's like watching the Special Olympics.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 26, 2024 06:39 PM (xAPJi)

49 I would bet money they killed the mother with a Mosin.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 26, 2024 06:40 PM (aD39U)

50 39 30 14 11 So this thread is about a bear?

Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 06:32 PM (PCK5/)

I can hardly bear it. This is the Polar opposite of what I was expecting.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 06:33 PM (ynpvh)

I was starting to feel a bit grizzly about the whole thing.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 06:36 PM (ynpvh)

Doesn't it get black just before the light?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 26, 2024 06:37 PM (VNX3d)

I think you just barely clawed that one out.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 06:40 PM (ynpvh)

51 Where was Nagant?

Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 06:40 PM (PCK5/)

52
Fuck the "Bowls!"

I was done with all the stupid "bowl" games when Corporate Capitalism ruined the Tradition and sold off all the bowl names.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 26, 2024 06:40 PM (J4gi/)

53 It's not "A unexpected..." It's "An unexpected..."
Sorry, couldn't get past the error in the video title

15 yards. Loss of down.

Posted by: Grammar Nerd at December 26, 2024 06:40 PM (dg+HA)

54
fucking Doritos Bowl....

gimme a fcking break

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 26, 2024 06:40 PM (J4gi/)

55 They will have it drinking beer soon

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 06:40 PM (fwDg9)

56 Weedwhacker Bowl Week.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 26, 2024 06:41 PM (xAPJi)

57 I was starting to feel a bit grizzly about the whole thing.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 06:36 PM (ynpvh)

Doesn't it get black just before the light?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 26, 2024 06:37 PM (VNX3d)

I think you just barely clawed that one out.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 06:40 PM (ynpvh)

At least I avoided a brown out!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 26, 2024 06:41 PM (VNX3d)

58 54
fucking Doritos Bowl....

gimme a fcking break
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 26, 2024 06:40 PM (J4gi/)

Are you serious??

Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 06:41 PM (PCK5/)

59
Pitt vs Toledo. It's like watching the Special Olympics.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 26, 2024 06:39 PM (xAPJi)

________

Watched some of the Hawaii Bowl. It was like watching a high school game. And not even a Texas high school game.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2024 06:41 PM (dxSpM)

60 Steelers were doomed the moment Russel Wilson took a snap.
Bills beat the Jets this week, next week at Pats is meaningless.

Posted by: Accomack at December 26, 2024 06:41 PM (M6Sd8)

61 54
fucking Doritos Bowl....

gimme a fcking break

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 26, 2024 06:40 PM (J4gi/)

Poké Bowl
Açai Bowl
Cereal Bowl
Toilet Bowl
...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 06:41 PM (ynpvh)

62 Everybody know you have to have a "Hawkins" to go Baaare huntin.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 26, 2024 06:42 PM (XTmTf)

63
Are you serious??
Posted by: tubal


I dunno.
I'm pretty sure there is a Tostitos Bowl.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 26, 2024 06:42 PM (J4gi/)

64 57 I was starting to feel a bit grizzly about the whole thing.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 06:36 PM (ynpvh)

Doesn't it get black just before the light?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 26, 2024 06:37 PM (VNX3d)

I think you just barely clawed that one out.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 06:40 PM (ynpvh)

At least I avoided a brown out!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 26, 2024 06:41 PM (VNX3d)

Well, that would make you Golden, except they're extinct.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 06:42 PM (ynpvh)

65 Justin Trudeau
·
Dec 25, 2024
@JustinTrudeau
·
Follow
Happy Hanukkah to Jewish communities across Canada. As you light the Hanukkiah tonight, I hope these next eight days of celebration bring you comfort and joy in these challenging times. Chag Hanukkah Sameach.
===
Fvckay-vous. Or something.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 26, 2024 06:43 PM (RIvkX)

66 Well hell, we need a Cheetohs Bowl

Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 06:43 PM (PCK5/)

67 Tomorrow will be a better bowl day.

Lockheed Martin Armed Forces Bowl
Birmingham Bowl
AutoZone Liberty Bowl
DirecTV Holiday Bowl
SRS Distribution Las Vegas Bowl

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 26, 2024 06:43 PM (aD39U)

68 There's trouble bruin.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 26, 2024 06:43 PM (xAPJi)

69 36 I WILL FUCKING CUT A BITCH!
Posted by: Goldilocks at December 26, 2024 06:37 PM (2UnvF)

/Slaps on the handcuffs.

Trespass, Breaking and entering, theft, and property destruction.

And we'll be prosecuting your parents as well, what the heck are you doing out in the woods by yourself? Clearly Child Endangerment.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 26, 2024 06:43 PM (QAkQ3)

70 If this bear business continues to unravel, we may have to get Fauci to engineer a virus to take them out.

Posted by: Hate To Do It, But.... at December 26, 2024 06:43 PM (G5+As)

71
Um, didn't this year's chanukah come to its completion yesterday??

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 26, 2024 06:44 PM (J4gi/)

72 Well, they’ve brewed up a virus to kill off the poultry so why not??

Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 06:44 PM (PCK5/)

73 Toledo in sextuple OT.

Kee-rist, I hope nobody tries to plant a flag at mid-field.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at December 26, 2024 06:45 PM (zdLoL)

74 Well hell, we need a Cheetohs Bowl
Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 06:43 PM (PCK5/)

We need a Salsa Bowl next door to the Tostitos Bowl!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 26, 2024 06:45 PM (VNX3d)

75
Trespass, Breaking and entering, theft, and property destruction.

_________

The porridge was under $950. Charges dropped.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2024 06:45 PM (dxSpM)

76
What happened to the fucking Rose Bowl??

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 26, 2024 06:45 PM (J4gi/)

77 I'm pretty sure there is a Tostitos Bowl.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 26, 2024 06:42 PM (J4gi/)



It was the Tostitos Fiesta Bowl. Now its the Vrbo Fiesta Bowl.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 26, 2024 06:45 PM (aD39U)

78 Surprised Castro didn't say enjoy your 8 days because it will be your last here

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 06:45 PM (fwDg9)

79 70 If this bear business continues to unravel, we may have to get Fauci to engineer a virus to take them out.

Posted by: Hate To Do It, But.... at December 26, 2024 06:43 PM (G5+As)

Let the bears maul him first.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 06:46 PM (ynpvh)

80 71
Um, didn't this year's chanukah come to its completion yesterday??

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 26, 2024 06:44 PM (J4gi/)

Start

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 06:46 PM (ynpvh)

81 It was the Tostitos Fiesta Bowl. Now its the Vrbo Fiesta Bowl.
Posted by: Grump928(C)


That's not even a word.

Posted by: mikeski at December 26, 2024 06:46 PM (DgGvY)

82 74 Well hell, we need a Cheetohs Bowl
Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 06:43 PM (PCK5/)

We need a Salsa Bowl next door to the Tostitos Bowl!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 26, 2024 06:45 PM (VNX3d)

Need a Hormel Chili Bowl... and after that the Home Depot Toilet Bowl...

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 26, 2024 06:46 PM (QAkQ3)

83 If this bear business continues to unravel, we may have to get Fauci to engineer a virus to take them out.
Posted by: Hate To Do It, But.... at December 26, 2024 06:43 PM (G5+As)

To a hungry bear, is Fauci just an appetizer?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 26, 2024 06:46 PM (VNX3d)

84 They give the poultry a pcr test which has false positives, and then they cull millions of chickens. And then eggs cost 35 cents apiece.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 06:47 PM (wZ2Bf)

85 76
What happened to the fucking Rose Bowl??

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 26, 2024 06:45 PM (J4gi/)

Think that's in January. January 1st?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 06:47 PM (ynpvh)

86
Do a "LuLu Lemons Bowl" and now you're talking.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 26, 2024 06:47 PM (J4gi/)

87 Hey Boo boo.

Is that a pic uh nic basket?

Posted by: Yogi at December 26, 2024 06:47 PM (dg+HA)

88 81 It was the Tostitos Fiesta Bowl. Now its the Vrbo Fiesta Bowl.
Posted by: Grump928(C)

That's not even a word.

Posted by: mikeski at December 26, 2024 06:46 PM (DgGvY)

Vrbo is not a verb, either.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 06:47 PM (ynpvh)

89 We need a Ty-D-Bol!!!

Posted by: Stained Porcelain at December 26, 2024 06:48 PM (G5+As)

90 What happened to the fucking Rose Bowl??
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 26, 2024 06:45 PM (J4gi/)

It's a thorny issue.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 26, 2024 06:48 PM (xAPJi)

91 88 81 It was the Tostitos Fiesta Bowl. Now its the Vrbo Fiesta Bowl.
Posted by: Grump928(C)

That's not even a word.

Posted by: mikeski at December 26, 2024 06:46 PM (DgGvY)

Vrbo is not a verb, either.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 06:47 PM (ynpvh)

I believe he’s the Croatian Prime Minister…

Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 06:48 PM (PCK5/)

92 Long live The Bear!

Posted by: Tuscaloosa at December 26, 2024 06:49 PM (dg+HA)

93 What happened to the fucking Rose Bowl??

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 26, 2024 06:45 PM (J4gi/)

-----------------

Rose Bowl is one of the quarterfinal games. 1/1/2025 Oregon VS Ohio State

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 26, 2024 06:49 PM (2UnvF)

94 Is there a Fish Bowl, i.e. sponsored by Pepperidge farm, the maker of Goldfish™?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 06:49 PM (ynpvh)

95
Same with the stadium names. I know it's an old gripe, but I sick of this shit.

This is why I love President Trump for promising to re-re-naming shit back to their Proper titles.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 26, 2024 06:49 PM (J4gi/)

96 Willowed

78 Bunch of Neanderthals!

On Boxing Day you take/exchange gifts with others. This was the English custom prior to the whole Santa/sleighs/drunken reindeer/plaid speed**/gifts under the tree.

** Amazon is researching on how Santa is able to traverse the Globe in a few hours, including hundreds of millions of stops.
RFK is trying to unearth the diet/metabolic trick of Santa, eating all those cookies and drinking all that milk but still remaining comparatively just plump.

Posted by: Ciampino - and you thought Plaid Speed was a movie trick? at December 26, 2024 06:49 PM (i0xsb)

97 Thought the Goldfish were a Scandi thing…

Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 06:50 PM (PCK5/)

98 Spark one up for the Snoop Dogg Arizona Bowl.

Posted by: Accomack at December 26, 2024 06:50 PM (+OnsA)

99 Moe wants a haircut bowl.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 26, 2024 06:50 PM (8Yuew)

100 Boxing Day celebrates crushing the Righteous Fists in China, right?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 26, 2024 06:50 PM (aD39U)

101 95
Same with the stadium names. I know it's an old gripe, but I sick of this shit.

This is why I love President Trump for promising to re-re-naming shit back to their Proper titles.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 26, 2024 06:49 PM (J4gi/)

the one that pissed me off? When I lived in Denver they passed an extra sales tax to build the new stadium...

which is now named Empower after some company. Yeah... Tax dollars now used to advertise a company.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 26, 2024 06:51 PM (QAkQ3)

102 68 There's trouble bruin.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 26, 2024 06:43 PM (xAPJi)

That's a Koala-ty answer there.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 06:51 PM (ynpvh)

103 Snoop Dogg's bowels bowl.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 26, 2024 06:51 PM (8Yuew)

104 97 Thought the Goldfish were a Scandi thing…
Posted by: tubal

That's the Lutefisk.

Posted by: Thorvald at December 26, 2024 06:52 PM (G5+As)

105 Miami versus Colorado St.

Posted by: Accomack at December 26, 2024 06:52 PM (+OnsA)

106 I believe the Fiesta Bowl is Boise St vs Penn State.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 26, 2024 06:52 PM (xAPJi)

107 I like the blue field.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 06:53 PM (wZ2Bf)

108 102 68 There's trouble bruin.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 26, 2024 06:43 PM (xAPJi)

That's a Koala-ty answer there.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 06:51 PM (ynpvh)

Maybe it's time to stuff the bear puns back into the Teddy Bear.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 26, 2024 06:53 PM (VNX3d)

109 100 Boxing Day celebrates crushing the Righteous Fists in China, right?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 26, 2024 06:50 PM (aD39U)

And shipping them UPS in large boxes.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 06:53 PM (ynpvh)

110 You are home now, jim, yes??

Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 06:54 PM (PCK5/)

111 Its your blog, Mr. Ace. Keep up the good work.

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at December 26, 2024 06:54 PM (QSrLX)

112 >>> RFK is trying to unearth the diet/metabolic trick of Santa, eating all those cookies and drinking all that milk but still remaining comparatively just plump.
Posted by: Ciampino -
---

Mounjaro

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 26, 2024 06:55 PM (ODCB/)

113 St. Stephen's Day, in case it hasn't been mentioned.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 26, 2024 06:56 PM (XeU6L)

114 I think the city of Kohler once held a Toilet Bowl.
Southern Indiana, early in the postwar era, had a Refrigerator Bowl because several makers were located there.

None of this is new; we just needed fresh reasons to say we won't watch it.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at December 26, 2024 06:56 PM (zdLoL)

115 RFK is trying to unearth the diet/metabolic trick of Santa, eating all those cookies and drinking all that milk but still remaining comparatively just plump.


Meth.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 26, 2024 06:56 PM (aD39U)

116 That was a nice video.

Posted by: Stateless at December 26, 2024 06:58 PM (jvJvP)

117 110 You are home now, jim, yes??

Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 06:54 PM (PCK5/)

Since Tuesday before last. Healing up. Got the staples (23 of them) removed from the incision (which goes from above my navel to less than 2" from my erector set). Turns out it intersects the end of my transplant scar, so now instead of a backslash on my belly, I have a drunken side-ways "V"...some victory.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 06:58 PM (ynpvh)

118 RFK is trying to unearth the diet/metabolic trick of Santa, eating all those cookies and drinking all that milk but still remaining comparatively just plump.
Posted by: Ciampino - and you thought Plaid Speed was a movie trick? at December 26, 2024 06:49 PM (i0xsb)

This was all explained by Seven in Fatman. The research has been done.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 26, 2024 06:58 PM (K861k)

119 112 >>> RFK is trying to unearth the diet/metabolic trick of Santa, eating all those cookies and drinking all that milk but still remaining comparatively just plump.
Posted by: Ciampino -
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Mounjaro

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 26, 2024 06:55 PM (ODCB/)

North Pole is damn cold; he needs the calories to stay alive, and the fat to stay warm. It's a vital adaptation.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 06:59 PM (ynpvh)

120 Golly! Flying bears. What will we do next?

Posted by: Country Bear Jamboree at December 26, 2024 06:59 PM (Aqu9a)

121 Since Tuesday before last. Healing up. Got the staples (23 of them) removed from the incision (which goes from above my navel to less than 2" from my erector set). Turns out it intersects the end of my transplant scar, so now instead of a backslash on my belly, I have a drunken side-ways "V"...some victory.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 06:58 PM (ynpvh)

How very Christmasy. They are drawing the Trans-Siberian railroad on your belly.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 26, 2024 06:59 PM (K861k)

122 119 112 >>> RFK is trying to unearth the diet/metabolic trick of Santa, eating all those cookies and drinking all that milk but still remaining comparatively just plump.
Posted by: Ciampino -
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Mounjaro

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 26, 2024 06:55 PM (ODCB/)

North Pole is damn cold; he needs the calories to stay alive, and the fat to stay warm. It's a vital adaptation.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 06:59 PM (ynpvh)

Cannibal Bob should probably not eat his liver; may have has much vitamin D as a polar bear's.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 07:00 PM (ynpvh)

123
Of course this happened in Russia.
Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 06:34 PM (fwDg9)

Just what I was thinking, like that rather famous pet youtoob puma https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=pet+puma

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 26, 2024 07:00 PM (y9nCu)

124 I have a drunken side-ways "V"...some victory.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Once more into the breach you could have a Z for Zorro!!
(Trying for the Z is not recommended!)

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 26, 2024 07:00 PM (DNxNK)

125 Because Reesee's Poofs used to be so good for you.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 07:00 PM (wZ2Bf)

126 Two billion nominal Christians on the planet. Maybe 500 million households. If Santa ate only 2 cookies at each house-that's a billion cookies. How does he do it? Never mind the millions of gallons of milk or egg nog.

Posted by: Burning Questions at December 26, 2024 07:01 PM (G5+As)

127 Cannibal Bob should probably not eat his liver; may have has much vitamin D as a polar bear's.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 07:00 PM (ynpvh)


Vitamin A most likely.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 26, 2024 07:01 PM (D7oie)

128 How does he do it? Never mind the millions of gallons of milk or egg nog.
Posted by: Burning Questions at December 26, 2024 07:01 PM (G5+As)

Fer the lova.... Do not question happy fun Santa.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 26, 2024 07:02 PM (K861k)

129 121 Since Tuesday before last. Healing up. Got the staples (23 of them) removed from the incision (which goes from above my navel to less than 2" from my erector set). Turns out it intersects the end of my transplant scar, so now instead of a backslash on my belly, I have a drunken side-ways "V"...some victory.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 06:58 PM (ynpvh)

How very Christmasy. They are drawing the Trans-Siberian railroad on your belly.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 26, 2024 06:59 PM (K861k)

When they were giving me injections to prevent clotting, they *almost* made the constellation Ursa Major. When I showed the nurse how close it was to the constellation, she chuckled and said she would try to complete it...
Fits the bear theme of the thread.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 07:02 PM (ynpvh)

130 117 110 You are home now, jim, yes??

Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 06:54 PM (PCK5/)

Since Tuesday before last. Healing up. Got the staples (23 of them) removed from the incision (which goes from above my navel to less than 2" from my erector set). Turns out it intersects the end of my transplant scar, so now instead of a backslash on my belly, I have a drunken side-ways "V"...some victory.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 06:58 PM (ynpvh)

Cool.. glad you got sprung.. one more horizontal and you could have a triangle, you could be Pyramidal!!

Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 07:02 PM (PCK5/)

131 Is there a Viagra Bowl? A ghey Cialis bowl, with two fat, hairy-back dudes in bathtubs side-by-side ..... wait, the other crowd, Levitra, had that ad with the dad throwing a pass through a swinging rubber tire...... Levitra Bowl?

Posted by: Ciampino - and these all make that thingy go up right? at December 26, 2024 07:02 PM (i0xsb)

132 Cool.. glad you got sprung.. one more horizontal and you could have a triangle, you could be Pyramidal!!
Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 07:02 PM (PCK5/)

I think that's what the erector set is for.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 26, 2024 07:03 PM (K861k)

133 127 Cannibal Bob should probably not eat his liver; may have has much vitamin D as a polar bear's.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 07:00 PM (ynpvh)

Vitamin A most likely.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 26, 2024 07:01 PM (D7oie)

Uh, yeah, that's the one.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 07:03 PM (ynpvh)

134 Oil companies fined $75 billion over the next 25 years is $3 billion a year against approximately 5 billion gallons of gasoline per year comes out to a “Climate Surcharge” of $0.60 a gallon ($25/barrel) that New York State has the oil companies collect for them.

Posted by: SMOD at December 26, 2024 07:03 PM (GITLP)

135 132 Cool.. glad you got sprung.. one more horizontal and you could have a triangle, you could be Pyramidal!!
Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 07:02 PM (PCK5/)

I think that's what the erector set is for.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 26, 2024 07:03 PM (K861k)

Oh yeah, that’d work..

Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 07:04 PM (PCK5/)

136 128 How does he do it? Never mind the millions of gallons of milk or egg nog.
Posted by: Burning Questions at December 26, 2024 07:01 PM (G5+As)

Fer the lova.... Do not question happy fun Santa.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 26, 2024 07:02 PM (K861k)

What about drunken Santa? I believe he's questionable.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 07:04 PM (ynpvh)

137 Amazing winter sunset here, alizarin crimson pinks and deep blues, a little gold alpenglow on the tops of the birch trees. It is really a lovely season here.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 26, 2024 07:04 PM (K861k)

138 137 Amazing winter sunset here, alizarin crimson pinks and deep blues, a little gold alpenglow on the tops of the birch trees. It is really a lovely season here.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 26, 2024 07:04 PM (K861k)

You getting all Enya on us??

Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 07:05 PM (PCK5/)

139 131 Is there a Viagra Bowl? A ghey Cialis bowl, with two fat, hairy-back dudes in bathtubs side-by-side ..... wait, the other crowd, Levitra, had that ad with the dad throwing a pass through a swinging rubber tire...... Levitra Bowl?

Posted by: Ciampino - and these all make that thingy go up right? at December 26, 2024 07:02 PM (i0xsb)

Colo-guard Bowl...
https://youtu.be/Mu12X2cu6Y0

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 07:05 PM (ynpvh)

140 What about drunken Santa? I believe he's questionable.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 07:04 PM (ynpvh)

Musta been some special kinda egg nog.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 26, 2024 07:06 PM (K861k)

141 Drew Brees was an owner of a Walk On Sports restaurant which sponsors bowl games.

Posted by: Accomack at December 26, 2024 07:06 PM (cIOlQ)

142 Once you go black bear
You never go back there.

Posted by: Timothy Treadwell at December 26, 2024 07:06 PM (GazsR)

143 You getting all Enya on us??
Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 07:05 PM (PCK5/)

Nope. Just kinda Alaskan. Too bad we can't post photos here.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 26, 2024 07:06 PM (K861k)

144 143 You getting all Enya on us??
Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 07:05 PM (PCK5/)

Nope. Just kinda Alaskan. Too bad we can't post photos here.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 26, 2024 07:06 PM (K861k)

Never happen… the hamsters would stroke out…

Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 07:07 PM (PCK5/)

145 142 Once you go black bear
You never go back there.
Posted by: Timothy Treadwell at December 26, 2024 07:06 PM (GazsR)

I believe lil Timmy was dancin' with the Grizz.

If it's black, step back.
If it's brown, hunker down.
If it's white, say good night.

And that's all the bears, right there.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 26, 2024 07:08 PM (K861k)

146 Cave Bear is best bear.

Posted by: Ayla, Cro Magnon mary sue at December 26, 2024 07:08 PM (Aqu9a)

147 Kiss a stevedore on St. Steven’s Day …

For good luck! Or at least getting your packages unloaded before 4th of July.

Posted by: Adriane the Modern Christmas Carol Critic . . . at December 26, 2024 07:08 PM (qz+gL)

148 You getting all Enya on us??
Posted by: tubal

Love Enya. And she has some lovely Christmas/winter songs guaranteed to calm the angry bear. Lots of people with anxiety listen to her music-it can help. Only Irish musician who sold more music than her is U-2. She is awesome. And owns a castle.

Posted by: Clannad Graduate at December 26, 2024 07:09 PM (G5+As)

149 146 Cave Bear is best bear.

Posted by: Ayla, Cro Magnon mary sue at December 26, 2024 07:08 PM (Aqu9a)

Uncle Caveman...
https://youtu.be/qSxJqU0sqyI

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 07:09 PM (ynpvh)

150 Probably best we can’t post pics here… can you imagine what the Horde might do???

Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 07:09 PM (PCK5/)

151 I have cbc propaganda on.

They are all butt hurt about Trump.

Posted by: Stateless at December 26, 2024 07:10 PM (jvJvP)

152 150 Probably best we can’t post pics here… can you imagine what the Horde might do???

Posted by: tubal at December 26, 2024 07:09 PM (PCK5/)

Who wants to see my new scar?...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 07:10 PM (ynpvh)

153 I understand from comments that there's something called "Yacht Rock" about which some people here seem to have some interest — I haven't taken enough interest myself to find out what that means, but I just found this video, a link to which I pass along:

"Yacht Rock" Is Bullsh*t (10:30) — Rick Beato
https://youtu.be/kEYUw2kiRfc

Maybe after I watch this, I'll know more. If I bother to watch it 10:30 is a big chunk out of my day.

Posted by: mindful webworker - Yotz rawk? Vas ist dis yotz rawk? at December 26, 2024 07:10 PM (rlxnV)

154 And that's all the bears, right there.
Posted by: tcn in AK


Hey!

Posted by: Baloo the Sun Bear . . . at December 26, 2024 07:11 PM (qz+gL)

155 151 I have cbc propaganda on.

They are all butt hurt about Trump.

Posted by: Stateless at December 26, 2024 07:10 PM (jvJvP)

Appropriate for Gay Pride Month?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 07:11 PM (ynpvh)

156 128 How does he do it? Never mind the millions of gallons of milk or egg nog.
Posted by: Burning Questions at December 26, 2024 07:01 PM (G5+As)
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He NEEDS those calories if he's going to get to all those households in a single night...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 26, 2024 07:12 PM (BpYfr)

157 112 >>> RFK is trying to unearth the diet/metabolic trick of Santa, eating all those cookies and drinking all that milk but still remaining comparatively just plump.
Posted by: Ciampino -
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Mounjaro

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 26, 2024 06:55 PM (ODCB/)
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Mounjaro - is that an acceptable abbreviation for Mount Kilimanjaro ?

Posted by: Ciampino - Why is ABBREVIATION such a long word? at December 26, 2024 07:12 PM (i0xsb)

158 154 And that's all the bears, right there.
Posted by: tcn in AK

Hey!

Posted by: Baloo the Sun Bear . . . at December 26, 2024 07:11 PM (qz+gL)

Quite a few extinct ones...e.g.
Golden Bear
Short-faced Bear

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 07:12 PM (ynpvh)

159 I think that's what the erector set is for.
Posted by: tcn in AK


Jim, weren't you classified as NPO for a while? Not Putting Out. Get that erector set out and show those candy stripers what's what :-)

Posted by: haffhowershower at December 26, 2024 07:13 PM (NMT5x)

160 Appropriate for Gay Pride Month?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 07:11 PM (ynpvh)

It's back down to a month?

Posted by: Stateless at December 26, 2024 07:13 PM (jvJvP)

161 Who wants to see my new scar?...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 07:10 PM (ynpvh)
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When I had a hemicolectomy about 10 years ago, I took a few pics of the incision site a day or two after the surgery. Gruesome pics as it was just starting to heal.

I sent them to a buddy of mine whose wife is a nurse. She thought they were neat.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 26, 2024 07:13 PM (BpYfr)

162 157 112 >>> RFK is trying to unearth the diet/metabolic trick of Santa, eating all those cookies and drinking all that milk but still remaining comparatively just plump.
Posted by: Ciampino -
---

Mounjaro

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 26, 2024 06:55 PM (ODCB/)
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Mounjaro - is that an acceptable abbreviation for Mount Kilimanjaro ?

Posted by: Ciampino - Why is ABBREVIATION such a long word? at December 26, 2024 07:12 PM (i0xsb)

Sounds like a type of coffee to me.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 07:14 PM (ynpvh)

163 Kajo.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 26, 2024 07:15 PM (wZ2Bf)

164 161 Who wants to see my new scar?...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 07:10 PM (ynpvh)
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When I had a hemicolectomy about 10 years ago, I took a few pics of the incision site a day or two after the surgery. Gruesome pics as it was just starting to heal.

I sent them to a buddy of mine whose wife is a nurse. She thought they were neat.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 26, 2024 07:13 PM (BpYfr)

Elder child said, "Looks like an AI-generated body horror"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 07:15 PM (ynpvh)

165 Only You Can Prevent Forest Fires

Only You Can Prevent Florist Friars

Posted by: Smokey the Bear

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 26, 2024 07:16 PM (VNX3d)

166 A schism in the matrix might be opening, Rick Beato just dropped a video going off on the term, Yacht Rock.

Let's just say, he's none too happy.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 26, 2024 07:16 PM (XV/Pl)

167 159 I think that's what the erector set is for.
Posted by: tcn in AK


Jim, weren't you classified as NPO for a while? Not Putting Out. Get that erector set out and show those candy stripers what's what :-)

Posted by: haffhowershower at December 26, 2024 07:13 PM (NMT5x)

nil per os -> nothing by the mouth.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 07:16 PM (ynpvh)

168 Elder child said, "Looks like an AI-generated body horror"...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 07:15 PM (ynpvh)
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Yep. Sounds about right.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 26, 2024 07:17 PM (BpYfr)

169 In my experience, bears are less smokey and more smelly. DH bought me a lovely .308 to deal with any bears around here that might go after the dogs. I don't really want them in my garden, either. It's not like they give one fat damn about a fence, after all.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 26, 2024 07:18 PM (K861k)

170 Big doin's in my neighborhood just now. A couple of ambulances pulled up two houses down. That's not too unusual, but it's not typical for half the police force to show up with rifles, too.

One person taken away in the ambulance, another escorted to police car.

Life in meth county, Ohio.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 26, 2024 07:18 PM (OX9vb)

171 nil per os -> nothing by the mouth.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 07:16 PM (ynpvh)

I don't see why the mouth would be off limits, if you could...


Oh. That.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 26, 2024 07:19 PM (K861k)

172 169 In my experience, bears are less smokey and more smelly. DH bought me a lovely .308 to deal with any bears around here that might go after the dogs. I don't really want them in my garden, either. It's not like they give one fat damn about a fence, after all.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 26, 2024 07:18 PM (K861k)

have you tried electrifying it?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 07:19 PM (ynpvh)

173 Beato has nothing to say about the Doors. Screw him

Posted by: Accomack at December 26, 2024 07:19 PM (DJPFk)

174 Well, getting hungry. Time to get some eats and an Ensure...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 07:20 PM (ynpvh)

175 Well to be honest , forest fires can happen without a human present

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2024 07:21 PM (fwDg9)

176 I have a question for the Horde - is there an answer/theory about the drones seen in New Jersey? Apparently a leftist site is saying they were reflected lights, and accusing the New Jerseyans (? New Jersites? Guys from Joisey?) of confusing laser lights being pointed at planes with whatever those lights were.

I didn't really pay attention to the whole thing, so I appreciate Hordian wisdom

Posted by: Moki at December 26, 2024 07:21 PM (wLjpr)

177 173 Beato has nothing to say about the Doors. Screw him

Posted by: Accomack at December 26, 2024 07:19 PM (DJPFk)

Is he unhinged regarding the Doors?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 07:21 PM (ynpvh)

178 have you tried electrifying it?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 07:19 PM (ynpvh)

I'd rather not fry the dogs. One of them is just stupid enough to make that a problem. Anyway, most bears in the spring are busy looking for moose calves, and in the fall they like berries. I have a bunch of raspberry plants out there, and they grow like weeds here. I'm thinking I will plant some outside the fence for the bears, but you never know when one will get a wild hair and jump the fence entirely.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 26, 2024 07:22 PM (K861k)

179 176 I have a question for the Horde - is there an answer/theory about the drones seen in New Jersey? Apparently a leftist site is saying they were reflected lights, and accusing the New Jerseyans (? New Jersites? Guys from Joisey?) of confusing laser lights being pointed at planes with whatever those lights were.

I didn't really pay attention to the whole thing, so I appreciate Hordian wisdom

Posted by: Moki at December 26, 2024 07:21 PM (wLjpr)

The Gub-int knows. When they said they didn't know, they lied.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 07:22 PM (ynpvh)

180 178 have you tried electrifying it?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 07:19 PM (ynpvh)

I'd rather not fry the dogs. One of them is just stupid enough to make that a problem. Anyway, most bears in the spring are busy looking for moose calves, and in the fall they like berries. I have a bunch of raspberry plants out there, and they grow like weeds here. I'm thinking I will plant some outside the fence for the bears, but you never know when one will get a wild hair and jump the fence entirely.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 26, 2024 07:22 PM (K861k)

Well, the fence doesn't have to bet set to kill, ya know. Use the stun setting...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 07:23 PM (ynpvh)

181 ...I'm thinking I will plant some outside the fence for the bears, but you never know when one will get a wild hair and jump the fence entirely.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 26, 2024 07:22 PM (K861k)
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We have this problem with the hobos.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 26, 2024 07:24 PM (RIvkX)

182 I'd rather not fry the dogs. ...
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 26, 2024 07:22 PM (K861k)
====

Agreed. Stewed or braised. *chef's kiss*

Posted by: President Obama at December 26, 2024 07:25 PM (RIvkX)

183 Nood dammit

Posted by: President Obama at December 26, 2024 07:26 PM (RIvkX)

184 I'm taking care of my friends' other cats for the next 7 days.

Starry is an outdoor cat. Beautiful cat and she's the mother of Snowflake and Trumpy.

And there are 2 very furry beautiful kittens. Snowflakes' children.

And popular opinion is that Trumpy is the father. As the kids said, they are married, even though they are brother and sister.

Beats dating I guess....

Posted by: Stateless at December 26, 2024 07:26 PM (jvJvP)

185 Ka-boom

>>Two sailors on separate boats have been killed in boom accidents two hours apart on a storm-ravaged first night of the annual Sydney to Hobart race, adding to the event's long history of deaths at sea.

>>The Cruising Yacht Club of Australia in Sydney, which administers the yacht race, said Friday that one sailor each on entrants Flying Fish Arctos and Bowline were killed after being struck by the boom, a large horizontal pole at the bottom of the sail.

https://tinyurl.com/3yk7dy9u

Posted by: JackStraw at December 26, 2024 07:28 PM (LkLld)

186 I was at my son's place for Xmas which is just south of Newark Airport. We both agreed that what we saw last night wasn't a plane and so had to be a drone.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 26, 2024 07:29 PM (Gqoy+)

187 Thanks yall, that was my conclusion as well.

Posted by: Moki at December 26, 2024 07:31 PM (wLjpr)

188 ----
Mounjaro - is that an acceptable abbreviation for Mount Kilimanjaro ?

Posted by: Ciampino - Why is ABBREVIATION such a long word?
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https://tinyurl.com/3ea8b4sb

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 26, 2024 07:33 PM (ODCB/)

189 Another wonderfully erudite product from our school system.

https://youtu.be/_lMxBHFkfbk

Posted by: Ciampino - why is abbreviation such a long word?? at December 26, 2024 07:35 PM (i0xsb)

190 188 ----
Mounjaro - is that an acceptable abbreviation for Mount Kilimanjaro ?

Posted by: Ciampino - Why is ABBREVIATION such a long word?
---

https://tinyurl.com/3ea8b4sb

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 26, 2024 07:33 PM (ODCB/)

Have you tried Abbr.?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 26, 2024 07:36 PM (ynpvh)

191 138 137 Amazing winter sunset here, alizarin crimson pinks ....
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Chemical Enya with that 'alizarin crimson'. Wait that's from the madder plant?

What really cool colors from the 'maddest' plant?

Posted by: Ciampino - why is that plant mad? at December 26, 2024 07:46 PM (i0xsb)

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