Giant Animals Cafe

Big Jake, one of the World's largest horses during his time

Big moose.

Major elephant.

Big bison.

That's no king cobra, it's a Kong cobra:

Massive ~~moose~~ Elk.

That's a big bull.

Colossal cow.

Serious bunny.

More big critters in the thread.

Cat has opinions on whether or not it's time to wake up.

Dog has opinions on whether your being five minutes late to give him dinner is acceptable or not.

Blowing bubbles in freezing air. It's a little more interesting than you might think.

Otters of a non-evil nature.

Gotta keep your eye out for these rapacious Scandis.

Baby racoon wants to be involved.

Owls have +12 to stealth checks.

Some people just don't like hearing Christmas songs 24/7.

Hoosegow Honey.

Puppy obstacle course.

Friday!

Happy reindeer is limbering up for his big night!

This is not a horse. Bro is riding a Mythical Beast. pic.twitter.com/aa9YtZTC8g
— Nature is Amazing ☘️ (@AMAZlNGNATURE) December 17, 2024

This is strange and creepy. Fits in with the "giant" theme, though:

Ice skating skates
pic.twitter.com/QLw5Ydl9ff
— Science girl (@gunsnrosesgirl3) December 20, 2024

It's like one of those Interdimensional Cable shows they watch on Rick and Morty.

Hello, we're from the State Snausage Pick-Up Service...

He brought a friend home.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/B14dlFyUlV
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) December 20, 2024

Happy tails!

These shelter dogs pick out their own Christmas toys! 😊

🎥 IG: heschatt
Humane Educational Society, Chattanooga, TN pic.twitter.com/v1pGOQ2ST4
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) December 20, 2024

Posted by: Ace at 07:28 PM

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1 FIRST

Posted by: Admirale's Mate at December 20, 2024 07:28 PM (sMkAM)

2 Nays on the recent house vote. Notice all the No Caucus frauds
Banks
Biggs
Bishop (NC)
Boebert
Brecheen
Burchett
Burlison
Cloud
Clyde
Crane
Curtis
DesJarlais

Posted by: Marcus T at December 20, 2024 07:28 PM (DQ6xw)

3 ND

Posted by: Admirale's Mate at December 20, 2024 07:28 PM (sMkAM)

4 Fulcher
Gonzales, Tony
Good (VA)
Gooden (TX)
Grothman
Harris
Harshbarger
Hunt
Lesko
Lopez
Mace
Massie

Posted by: Marcus T at December 20, 2024 07:28 PM (DQ6xw)

5 McCormick
Mills
Mooney
Ogles
Perry
Rosendale
Roy
Self
Tiffany
Van Duyne

Posted by: Marcus T at December 20, 2024 07:29 PM (DQ6xw)

6 Weekend!

Posted by: Heirloominati at December 20, 2024 07:29 PM (CtJ/Z)

7 DAMITOL

Posted by: Admirale's Mate at December 20, 2024 07:29 PM (sMkAM)

8 Thanks, Ace!
Especially for all the Gainz.

Posted by: Heirloominati at December 20, 2024 07:30 PM (CtJ/Z)

9 Big Jake, one of the World's largest horses during his time

One of? He looks like three of! You could go rhino hunting with that thing. What a beast!.

Posted by: t-bird at December 20, 2024 07:31 PM (sZIeh)

10 Scurry! Scurry! Scurry!

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at December 20, 2024 07:32 PM (QSrLX)

11 Holy crap. Big Jake must go 22 hands.

Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at December 20, 2024 07:32 PM (xaNfJ)

12 Megalophobia - Fear of large things.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 20, 2024 07:33 PM (u73oe)

13 Howdy

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 20, 2024 07:33 PM (+YRf1)

14 Damn, that was a hanging curve.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 20, 2024 07:33 PM (u73oe)

15 So Big is the topic?
*looks in mirror*
*adjusts tie*

Posted by: Diogenes at December 20, 2024 07:33 PM (+o9ie)

16 Are there small moose?

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at December 20, 2024 07:34 PM (XjTSo)

17 The picture of that king of cobras justifies all snakes in pulp fantasy & D&D

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at December 20, 2024 07:34 PM (XjTSo)

18 Does she know that she is standing in horse piss?

Posted by: Stephen Maturin at December 20, 2024 07:34 PM (XeU6L)

19 Good evening everyone
Snowing and ground is covered

Posted by: Skip at December 20, 2024 07:35 PM (fwDg9)

20 No on the ginormous danger noodle.

Just. No.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 20, 2024 07:35 PM (YOgOt)

21 It is an elk, not a moose.

Posted by: tubal at December 20, 2024 07:35 PM (PCK5/)

22 Are there small Meese?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 20, 2024 07:35 PM (aD39U)

23 Are there small moose?
Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at December 20, 2024 07:34 PM (XjTSo)

——————-

Nope. Moose out front should’ve told ya.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 20, 2024 07:35 PM (u73oe)

24 A bear would only need that one big bunny to wipe, that's it.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 20, 2024 07:35 PM (Y6IkP)

25 Megalophobia - Fear of large things.
Posted by: Duke Lowell
......

That's what she told me at the picnic.

Posted by: wth at December 20, 2024 07:35 PM (v0R5T)

26 Apropos of nothing, Florida stomps Tulane, and Mrs928 is frying something with garlic and onions and my stomach is growling.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 20, 2024 07:36 PM (aD39U)

27 I just learned the fancy word for "stoning to death" is "lapidated"! [Also used for "throwing insults at" as a secondary definition.]

Huh. Now I'm not certain what di-lapidated means anymore.
Posted by: Chuck Martel

dilapidate (v.)
1560s, "to bring (a building) to ruin, bring into a ruinous condition by misuse or neglect," from Latin dilapidatus, past participle of dilapidare "to squander, waste," originally "to throw stones, scatter like stones," from dis- "asunder" (see dis-) + lapidare "throw stones at," from lapis (genitive lapidis) "stone" (see lapideous). Perhaps the English word is a back-formation from dilapidation. Intransitive sense of "fall into total or partial ruin" is from 1712.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 20, 2024 07:36 PM (hovnC)

28 The new college football playoffs start tonight. Indiana VS Notre Dame.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 20, 2024 07:37 PM (u73oe)

29 I trained my first cat not to do the wake up stuff, just can sit on my hip or shoulder. She trained all new cats, and so on to the 4th? 5th? generation

Posted by: Oldcat at December 20, 2024 07:37 PM (n7h9X)

30 "Big Jake, one of the World's largest horses during his time."

Whoa.

Posted by: Zombie Catherine the Great at December 20, 2024 07:38 PM (i0F8b)

31 Heh. Thought Wood Bison extinct.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 20, 2024 07:38 PM (XeU6L)

32 The new college football playoffs start tonight. Indiana VS Notre Dame.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 20, 2024 07:37 PM (u73oe)

ooh clash of the titans there

Posted by: Oldcat at December 20, 2024 07:38 PM (n7h9X)

33 20 No on the ginormous danger noodle.

Just. No.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 20, 2024 07:35 PM (YOgOt)

For sure. Eek.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 20, 2024 07:38 PM (OX9vb)

34 That horse pic is a bit misleading. The chick is really only three feet tall.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 20, 2024 07:39 PM (u73oe)

35 The guy holding the giant rabbit: where is his right hand?

Posted by: gp Voted His Way Into This at December 20, 2024 07:39 PM (1VvJB)

36 That horse pic is a bit misleading. The chick is really only three feet tall.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 20, 2024 07:39 PM (u73oe)

it's like LOTR and the hobbits. The rider is on a forced perspective platform far behind the actual horse.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 20, 2024 07:40 PM (n7h9X)

37
Banks, Biggs, Bishop (NC), Boebert, Brecheen, Burchett, Burlison, Cloud, Clyde, Crane, Curtis, DesJarlais, Fulcher, Gonzales, Tony,
Good (VA), Gooden (TX), Grothman, Harris, Harshbarger, Hunt,
Lesko, Lopez, Mace, Massie, McCormick, Mills, Mooney, Ogles,
Perry, Rosendale, Roy, Self, Tiffany, Van Duyne...
Posted by: Marcus T

U.S. House from Alabama are: Jerry Carl (District 1), Barry Moore (District 2), Mike Rogers (District 3), Robert Aderholt (District 4), Dale Strong (District 5), Gary Palmer (District 6), and Terri Sewell (District 7). All representatives are serving terms that end between January 2025 and January 2029.

Appears as though all seven of my assholes voted yes.

Posted by: BifBewalski at December 20, 2024 07:41 PM (MsrgL)

38 I’ve been banned on my iPhone. Oh well.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 20, 2024 07:41 PM (D6PGr)

39 Gotta keep your eye out for these rapacious Scandis.

Impressive. Unfortunately, it looks like they were immediately bailing water. I hope it eventually sealed up.

Posted by: t-bird at December 20, 2024 07:41 PM (GCKiK)

40 Big Jakes weight was about 2,600 pounds.

Posted by: comradearthur at December 20, 2024 07:42 PM (lJ0uc)

41 In fact, Animal Planet had a reality show featuring her and the horse. Little People, Big Horse it was called. Tragic accident in the first episode cut the season short.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 20, 2024 07:42 PM (u73oe)

42 The horse lady has been doing her curls.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 20, 2024 07:42 PM (D6PGr)

43 Now I want a giant Viking ship to terrorize lake fishers.

"Excuse me. Fishing, huh? Nice. So, where's the wife? That her over there on the shore? Have fun."

Posted by: Orson at December 20, 2024 07:42 PM (dIske)

44 Every raccoon should have a power tool. Doesn't hafta be a circular saw. They can adapt and improvise.

Posted by: gp Voted His Way Into This at December 20, 2024 07:45 PM (1VvJB)

45 Just a guy and his baby donkey.

https://tinyurl.com/y68dm87j

Posted by: JackStraw at December 20, 2024 07:45 PM (LkLld)

46 I have a question about the lady and the giant snake:

WHY THE F**K IS SHE HOLDING THAT THING FOR THE LOVE OF....

Posted by: Nelly at December 20, 2024 07:46 PM (bcr4y)

47 Oh it's a horse alright

Posted by: Skip at December 20, 2024 07:46 PM (fwDg9)

48 Oh, and Biden is apparently considering commuting the sentences of all 40 death row prisoners. Dick.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 20, 2024 07:46 PM (u73oe)

49 "Appears as though all seven of my assholes voted yes."

My diverticulitis is apolitical, abstained.

Posted by: gp Voted His Way Into This at December 20, 2024 07:47 PM (1VvJB)

50 Are there small moose?
Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at December 20, 2024 07:34 PM (XjTSo)

Yes, they are called Musettes. They are used in the manufacture of small canvass shoulder bags.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 20, 2024 07:47 PM (D7oie)

51 No bats?

I was in Ivory Coast and saw these big flamingoes flying over the lagoon. One swooped by the hotel window and it wasn't a flamingo it was a BAT!

Like 6 foot wingspan, body the size of a cat.

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at December 20, 2024 07:47 PM (QfvaV)

52 38 I’ve been banned on my iPhone. Oh well.
----------
You know what you did!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 20, 2024 07:48 PM (hovnC)

53 "Big Jake, one of the World's largest horses during his time."

Whoa.
Posted by: Zombie Catherine the Great

Big Jake was a gelding.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 20, 2024 07:48 PM (/lPRQ)

54 Horsosaurus.

Posted by: eleven at December 20, 2024 07:49 PM (iziT8)

55 Judging from some of the stories that come out India, and photos like that lunatic holding a prehistoric Cobra like it's no big deal, I often wonder if we should start calling India the "New Florida".

New Florida man accidentally gored by elephant while adjusting tv antennae from it's back.

New Florida man caught peeing on the windshield of New Delhi bus to remove bug splatter.

New Florida woman receives severe burns after passing gas during surgery and setting the laser on fire.

Posted by: Orson at December 20, 2024 07:51 PM (dIske)

56 "Big Jake, one of the World's largest horses during his time."
Whoa.
Posted by: Zombie Catherine the Great
-----
Big Jake was a gelding.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

I thought you were dead?
- John Fain

Not Hardly.
- Jacob McCandles

Posted by: BifBewalski at December 20, 2024 07:52 PM (MsrgL)

57 Maybe you wouldn't handle that cobra, but would you grab my asp?

Posted by: Cleopatra at December 20, 2024 07:52 PM (G5+As)

58 When you've seen all the cafe videos and caught up on comments but the ONT isn't up yet, here's some time-wasters:

⛑ Barnhardt Meme Barrage, 20 December ARSH 2024
https://bit.ly/3VPy7h4

𝕏 Tonight’s #Top20Posts: Stunning Purple-Haired Rep Is The New, Fresh Face of the Democrat Party
https://bit.ly/3VTMv7N

Fridays with Frank #134 (8:25)
https://youtu.be/Ftcuk_uoQ14

Mark Dice on changing times (16:26)
https://youtu.be/RBj5FgY6Wmg

History Guy on cross-words (17:22)
https://youtu.be/RBj5FgY6Wmg

Zeducation Extras (13:20)
https://youtu.be/ciWZoLmPnpk

Ozzy Man Reviews: Best of Destination F'd 2024 (8:12)
https://youtu.be/nYADp1cDPXU

Posted by: mindful webworker - don't blink at December 20, 2024 07:53 PM (v+OaN)

59 I'm not all that big.

Posted by: Moosie Drier at December 20, 2024 07:54 PM (G5+As)

60 That bird was just tired of dogs barking Jingle Bells.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 20, 2024 07:54 PM (63Dwl)

61 Owl stealth - always has to be 'that' guy . Comment on thread about how he doubts they fly in 'absolute silence'

Posted by: A dude in MI at December 20, 2024 07:55 PM (/6GbT)

62 That's an elk, not a moose. Elk are nominally attractive, moose are dorks. You folks in NYC are cute sometimes.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 20, 2024 07:56 PM (K861k)

63 Friends are on a Viking cruise of the Christmas Markets on the Danube. Thankfully, not near the terrorist attack today in Germany, and they're coming home tomorrow.

Posted by: IrishEi at December 20, 2024 07:57 PM (3ImbR)

64 That first big moose is an elk if I'm not mistaken.

Posted by: From about That Time at December 20, 2024 07:58 PM (4780s)

65 Antlers in the Tree Tops
By Who Goosed da Moose

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 20, 2024 07:59 PM (gbOdA)

66 Great Horned Owl dive-bombed me while I was jogging at night. Silent, saw shadow, and soft feathers hitting my face. He was just being an asshole. Yes, I yelled.

Posted by: Owl Be Seeing You at December 20, 2024 07:59 PM (G5+As)

67 50 Are there small moose?
Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at December 20, 2024 07:34 PM (XjTSo)

Yes, they are called Musettes. They are used in the manufacture of small canvass shoulder bags.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 20, 2024 07:47 PM (D7oie)

Meese.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 20, 2024 07:59 PM (gbOdA)

68 No weekend, working tomorrow

Posted by: Skip at December 20, 2024 07:59 PM (fwDg9)

69 I hear that the main issue with cobras in India is that they paid a bounty so the Indians (dot not feather) bred cobras to sell.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 20, 2024 08:00 PM (gbOdA)

70 Elon Musk @elonmusk 4h
So is this a Republican bill or a Democrat bill? 🤔

Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie 4h Replying to @WallStreetMav
This was in fact correct when you tweeted it, but speaker Johnson flipped his decision after the meeting when he spoke to Hakeem Jeffries and realized he could get Democrat votes to pass all the legislation as one bill.

Thatch @THATCH_ARISES 2h Replying to @elonmusk
You are figuring out that the GOPe is Dem-lite and they have always been a problem given they are essentially enemy agents working behind our lines.

They fight tooth and nail to keep the base from getting ANYTHING while making sure the donor class gets everything it wants.

We despise them more than even the Democrats and they have to be purged from holding any sort of power before the country can move forward.

alexandriabrown @alexthechick 1h
LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 20, 2024 08:01 PM (hovnC)

71 it's like LOTR and the hobbits. The rider is on a forced perspective platform far behind the actual horse.
Posted by: Oldcat

Sorta related
How They Made Hagrid Big
https://youtu.be/pn4XUOHLFUE

Posted by: mindful webworker - movie wizardry at December 20, 2024 08:01 PM (v+OaN)

72 Ok.. in Europe "elk" is our moose.
Our elk is called wapiti.

Posted by: MkY at December 20, 2024 08:01 PM (cPGH3)

73 Ace is just being Continental again

Posted by: MkY at December 20, 2024 08:01 PM (cPGH3)

74 Remember that giant zebra they had on Mr Ed show?

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 20, 2024 08:01 PM (gbOdA)

75 62 That's an elk, not a moose. Elk are nominally attractive, moose are dorks. You folks in NYC are cute sometimes.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 20, 2024 07:56 PM (K861k)

______________________

Link a little lower has an actual moose. Top one however is most definitely an elk....with neck problems due to that massive rack (phrasing).

Posted by: Orson at December 20, 2024 08:01 PM (dIske)

76 How do we know those are big animals and not just small people?

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at December 20, 2024 08:02 PM (7gFa4)

77 Ironic TV show description of the week...

Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec -- Despite a short life, marked by illness, ...

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 20, 2024 08:03 PM (hovnC)

78 Yes, in Norway moose are elg. Makes some kind of sense to them.

Posted by: Norseman at December 20, 2024 08:04 PM (G5+As)

79 Wrong moose corrected.

Posted by: From about That Time at December 20, 2024 08:05 PM (4780s)

80 Great Horned Owl dive-bombed me while I was jogging at night. Silent, saw shadow, and soft feathers hitting my face. He was just being an asshole. Yes, I yelled.
Posted by: Owl Be Seeing You

Many years ago, I had what I'm pretty sure was a bat zip past the top of my head, soft swoosh, barely felt my hairs brushed. Figure he was going after a skeeter, so it was all right.

Posted by: mindful webworker - did not become a vampire at December 20, 2024 08:06 PM (v+OaN)

81 72 Ok.. in Europe "elk" is our moose.
Our elk is called wapiti.
Posted by: MkY at December 20, 2024 08:01 PM (cPGH3)

You do know your shit's all retarded, yes?

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 20, 2024 08:07 PM (K861k)

82 That NZ launch this morning was scrubbed. Here's some info:

https://tinyurl.com/4sxv6kam

Posted by: Ciampino - another clean cloth jo for HRC at December 20, 2024 08:07 PM (i0xsb)

83 Yes, in Norway moose are elg. Makes some kind of sense to them.
Posted by: Norseman

What do they call llamas?

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at December 20, 2024 08:07 PM (b294k)

84 Appears as though all seven of my assholes voted yes
____

Best deal would have been the slimmed down bill from yesterday that had the debt limit extension. But nooooooh. Don't listen to Trump who told the R's that was the best deal, the guy who wrote the book called Art of the Deal.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 20, 2024 08:09 PM (fs1hN)

85 If I win the Megamillions, I want to be a cattle rancher and raise Nellores. They are great in the heat of Virginia but, is it too cold?

Posted by: Accomack at December 20, 2024 08:11 PM (GxmKP)

86 84 Appears as though all seven of my assholes voted yes
____

Best deal would have been the slimmed down bill from yesterday that had the debt limit extension. But nooooooh. Don't listen to Trump who told the R's that was the best deal, the guy who wrote the book called Art of the Deal.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 20, 2024 08:09 PM (fs1hN)

I'm just concerned that a moron has seven assholes.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 20, 2024 08:11 PM (K861k)

87 Otters with crabs have taken over the Elkhorn Slough National Estuarine Research Reserve in San Francisco. It is advised to refrain from contact with these animals. The crabs will bite, and the otters are prone to sneak attacks on unfortunate unwary victims that fail to keep up their rear guard.

Posted by: Otter Facts at December 20, 2024 08:12 PM (vFG9F)

88 Llama is Lama in Norway.

Posted by: Norseman at December 20, 2024 08:13 PM (G5+As)

89 I have a feeling that Indiana is going to be exposed tonight.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 20, 2024 08:13 PM (u73oe)

90 "No weekend, working tomorrow
Posted by: Skip "

Posted by: Lover Boy at December 20, 2024 08:14 PM (vFG9F)

91 Hey Skip how's your thumb?

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at December 20, 2024 08:16 PM (Wx316)

92 89 I have a feeling that Indiana is going to be exposed tonight.
Posted by: Duke Lowell
______

*looks around nervously*

Posted by: Mike Pence at December 20, 2024 08:16 PM (fs1hN)

93 89 I have a feeling that Indiana is going to be exposed tonight.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

That's OK with me. I can't go back there.

Posted by: R. Dean Taylor at December 20, 2024 08:17 PM (G5+As)

94 80 Great Horned Owl dive-bombed me while I was jogging at night. Silent, saw shadow, and soft feathers hitting my face. He was just being an asshole. Yes, I yelled.
Posted by: Owl Be Seeing You

It was fall in my part of Canada several years ago. I was running out in the country. On both sides of me, fields filled with birds.

I'd run, hundreds if birds on both sides, rose up and landed a bit further in the field. I'd get closer, they did it again. And again.

Beautiful.

And kind of creepy.

Posted by: Stateless at December 20, 2024 08:18 PM (jvJvP)

95 That moose is looking to graze. You can tell because his head is down. The front legs on moose are too long so they sort of get down on the first joint (knuckle) to eat grass.

That's when you blow the air horn. More fun than cow tipping.

COME GET ME PETA!!!!

Posted by: Orson at December 20, 2024 08:18 PM (dIske)

96 Ok.. in Europe "elk" is our moose.
Our elk is called wapiti.
Posted by: MkY at December 20, 2024 08:01 PM (cPGH3)

You do know your shit's all retarded, yes?
Posted by: tcn in AK

Not my shit.
Yerp's.

Posted by: MkY at December 20, 2024 08:22 PM (cPGH3)

97 That's not a moose in the clip entitled "Big Moose."

Posted by: Ralph at December 20, 2024 08:22 PM (TysyT)

98 Saw this sign, and thought it was funny.

I just rescued some wine.
It was trapped in a bottle.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 20, 2024 08:22 PM (VNX3d)

99 The Oregon ND winner will be the champ. Biggest issue this year is the lack of quality QB's.

Posted by: Accomack at December 20, 2024 08:22 PM (MeckE)

100 I hate Notre Dame.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 20, 2024 08:23 PM (NOlOe)

101 ace please visit garrett or I in MT, we can show you the difference between a moose and an elk. You can see them in real time.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 20, 2024 08:24 PM (2NHgQ)

102 Hating Notre Dame is natural, like hating NYC. Sensible people do.

Posted by: Accomack at December 20, 2024 08:25 PM (MeckE)

103 I read recently that Notre Dame has an extensive program for the care and preservation of sea otters. Who knew?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 20, 2024 08:25 PM (u73oe)

104 27
Somebody that looks dilapidated looks scruffy.

Posted by: Ciampino - looks like a Lefty bum at December 20, 2024 08:25 PM (i0xsb)

105 98 yds.

Right off the Guard.

Posted by: eleven at December 20, 2024 08:26 PM (iziT8)

106 Here is your periodic reminder that, technically, North American "elk" are wapiti, not elk.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at December 20, 2024 08:26 PM (a3Q+t)

107 87 Otters with crabs have taken over the Elkhorn Slough National Estuarine Research Reserve in San Francisco. It is advised to refrain from contact with these animals. The crabs will bite, and the otters are prone to sneak attacks on unfortunate unwary victims that fail to keep up their rear guard.
Posted by: Otter Facts at December 20, 2024 08:12 PM (vFG9F)

If they weren't so promiscuous this wouldn't have been an issue in the first place.

Posted by: Otter Transmitted Disease at December 20, 2024 08:27 PM (UKe2c)

108 Elon Musk @elonmusk 8h
It is obviously meaningless to call our country a democracy if the elected leaders are unable to read legislation before voting!!

alexandriabrown @alexthechick
Mr. Musk: I humbly request that you consider putting time and energy into supporting the passage of the Read The Bill (yes, that's the sanitized name) Constitutional amendment.

The Read The Bill amendment is as follows:

"No bill may be voted on by the House or the Senate before a human being, reading at a natural pace, reads the text of the bill on the floor of the House or Senate respectively. Only one bill may be read at a time on the floor of the House or Senate.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 20, 2024 08:27 PM (hovnC)

109 alexandriabrown @alexthechick
Each proposed amendment to a bill must also be read by a human being, reading at a natural pace, on the floor of the House or Senate respectively before voting on the amendment. Only one amendment may be read at a time and the reading of the amendment may not take place simultaneously with reading of the bill.

After amendment or after reconciliation of a bill in conference, the full text of the amended or reconcilled bill must be read by a a human being, reading at a natural pace, on the floor of the House or Senate respectively before the amended/reconcilled bill may be voted upon."

If nothing else, this will insure that at least one human being on the planet read the bill in its entirety before it is voted upon.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 20, 2024 08:27 PM (hovnC)

110 In re: Kong cobra - Hans, get ze flammenwerfer!!!

Posted by: PabloD at December 20, 2024 08:30 PM (iPHJZ)

111 Ace. You changed the wrong 'Moose' link to 'Elk'. It's the very first one.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 20, 2024 08:31 PM (3wi/L)

112 Which tastes better, elk or moose?

Posted by: Tried Neither So Far at December 20, 2024 08:31 PM (G5+As)

113 Which tastes better, elk or moose?
Posted by: Tried Neither So Far at December 20, 2024 08:31 PM (G5+As)

If prepared properly, both are delicious.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 20, 2024 08:32 PM (W/lyH)

114
Hating Notre Dame is natural, like hating NYC. Sensible people do.
Posted by: Accomack

What about Knute and The Gipper?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 20, 2024 08:35 PM (63Dwl)

115 112 Which tastes better, elk or moose?

Posted by: Tried Neither So Far at December 20, 2024 08:31 PM (G5+As)

Who am I? Nanook of the North?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 20, 2024 08:35 PM (mzM2O)

116 114
Hating Notre Dame is natural, like hating NYC. Sensible people do.
Posted by: Accomack

What about Knute and The Gipper?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 20, 2024 08:35 PM (63Dwl

They started it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 20, 2024 08:36 PM (mzM2O)

117 Elk

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 20, 2024 08:36 PM (Ihn6X)

118 Poor Jake has bangs like Simple Jack from Tropic Thunder.

".....you m-m-m-m-m-make me happy!'

Posted by: JROD at December 20, 2024 08:37 PM (IlL6s)

119 Moose limb > Elk abar!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 20, 2024 08:38 PM (hovnC)

120 If prepared properly, both are delicious.

Brined, spatchcocked and sous vide.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 20, 2024 08:38 PM (RqJVU)

121 Sorta related
How They Made Hagrid Big

My favorite part of Thor:Ragnarok (not even checking to see if I spelled that correctly) was Peter Dinkledge (or that) as a giant.

Posted by: Oddbob at December 20, 2024 08:38 PM (/y8xj)

122 I have to do a sleep study tonight.

They make you wear a Super Bowl ring looking dealio but at least you can sleep in your own bed.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 20, 2024 08:39 PM (mzM2O)

123 If nothing else, this will insure

Oh, Alex... Oh, no...

*shakes head*

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at December 20, 2024 08:40 PM (DTX3h)

124 121
'Peter Dinkledge (or that) as a giant'

Damn. That's some acting.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 20, 2024 08:40 PM (3wi/L)

125 Robby Starbuck @robbystarbuck 5h
After nearly 40 years in business, Party City is abruptly closing ALL stores today and staff will not receive any severance.

Also relevant to know: Party City made a huge DEI and LGBTQ push in recent years. Their business crumbled as they forced this agenda.

Go woke, go broke.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 20, 2024 08:43 PM (hovnC)

126 Ace. You changed the wrong 'Moose' link to 'Elk'. It's the very first one.

Do you ever wonder if he's just f*ckin' with us sometimes?

Posted by: Oddbob at December 20, 2024 08:43 PM (/y8xj)

127 122 I have to do a sleep study tonight.

They make you wear a Super Bowl ring looking dealio but at least you can sleep in your own bed.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 20, 2024 08:39 PM (mzM2O)

At least you don't need to buy any textbooks for those.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 20, 2024 08:43 PM (VNX3d)

128 126 Ace. You changed the wrong 'Moose' link to 'Elk'. It's the very first one.

Do you ever wonder if he's just f*ckin' with us sometimes?
Posted by: Oddbob at December 20, 2024 08:43 PM (/

I don't wonder. I'm sure of it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 20, 2024 08:44 PM (mzM2O)

129
**For The Love of the little Baby Jesus!!!!

Please put up Open Threads on the weekends.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 20, 2024 08:44 PM (LcXXS)

130 2 I have to do a sleep study tonight.

They make you wear a Super Bowl ring looking dealio but at least you can sleep in your own bed.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

That's much better than things were 10-20 years ago. Make you try to sleep in a clinic or hospital all wired-up.

Posted by: Niko Lepsi at December 20, 2024 08:45 PM (G5+As)

131 ND fan here. Born and bred in South Bend. Graduated from IU during the Corso years, love Corso as an announcer, horrible coach. Cheering for the Domers no matter what members of the Horde think.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 20, 2024 08:45 PM (2NHgQ)

132 At least you don't need to buy any textbooks for those.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 20, 2024 08:43 PM (VNX3d)

I'll still get a C.

I always get Cs.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 20, 2024 08:45 PM (mzM2O)

133 126

'Do you ever wonder if he's just f*ckin' with us sometimes?'

That's possible. I also wonder if he comments under one of the regular nicks.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 20, 2024 08:45 PM (3wi/L)

134 I am no Marxist, nor do I believe that the answer is more government, but I can relate to the idea of top executive hatred.They have spent the last 50 years demonstrating that the ONLY thing they care about is getting richer, and precious few of them have made anything better for anyone but their little circles of top executives. Everything and everyone is expendable if it furthers that even a little bit and nothing else matters to them. Remember when Nissan, Honda and Toyota were the Japanese Big 3? The guy who ran Nissan into the ground to the point where Nissan is going to be absorbed by Honda just left, keeping his well deserved (sarc) salary of 220 million a year. And he's more typical than not.

Posted by: azjaeger at December 20, 2024 08:45 PM (3/XaG)

135 >Do you ever wonder if he's just f*ckin' with us sometimes?

Sometimes?

Posted by: davidt at December 20, 2024 08:46 PM (i0F8b)

136
Party City going teets up?

What of Spooky Town?

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 20, 2024 08:47 PM (LcXXS)

137
That's possible. I also wonder if he comments under one of the regular nicks.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 20, 2024 08:45 PM (3wi/L

I'm not Ace. Just so everyone knows.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 20, 2024 08:47 PM (mzM2O)

138 Indiana's D is lost.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 20, 2024 08:48 PM (mzM2O)

139 Slightly depressed tonight, as Santa came around on the fire truck last night. Now I won't see him again for another year.

Posted by: Linz Minyuk at December 20, 2024 08:48 PM (G5+As)

140 ND 14 IU 0.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 20, 2024 08:49 PM (2NHgQ)

141 I want Indiana crushed for having the temerity to beat Michigan. I will sleep easy knowing that Ryan Day will find a way to lose to Tennessee

Posted by: Accomack at December 20, 2024 08:49 PM (GxmKP)

142 When your schedule is as soft as a Biden diaper. The idea that IU is one of the best 12 makes a mockery. If it's all about W&L, why schedule anyone tough?

Posted by: A dude in MI at December 20, 2024 08:50 PM (/6GbT)

143
139,

Set your house on fire before Christmas and maybe he'll be back.

Posted by: four seasons at December 20, 2024 08:50 PM (3ek7K)

144 Yeah, I hope Ryan chokes on UT and gets fired.

He's a loser.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 20, 2024 08:50 PM (mzM2O)

145 I presume the 40% raise in the Big Bag o' Sh*t CR wasn't in the one that passed? IIUC, that wouldn't have taken effect until 2027 or did they include some BS to make the 27th Amendment not apply?

Posted by: Oddbob at December 20, 2024 08:51 PM (/y8xj)

146 Slightly depressed tonight, as Santa came around on the fire truck last night. Now I won't see him again for another year.
Posted by: Linz Minyuk at December 20, 2024 08:48 PM (G5+As)

Maybe this will cheer you up a bit

youtu.be/DimXZEK4EFA

Posted by: Kindltot at December 20, 2024 08:51 PM (D7oie)

147 ND fan here. Born and bred in South Bend. Graduated from IU during the Corso years, love Corso as an announcer, horrible coach. Cheering for the Domers no matter what members of the Horde think.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 20, 2024 08:45 PM (2NHgQ)
---
I'm a Spartan homie so normally my favorite teams are Michigan State and whoever is playing Michigan and Notre Dame.

However, Cignetti is such a world-class prick that I want the Domers to grind him into the turf.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 20, 2024 08:51 PM (ZOv7s)

148 Ohio St. mopped the floor with Indiana.
It isn't a lack of skill the lesser programs have. It is a lack of size and speed.

Posted by: Accomack at December 20, 2024 08:52 PM (GxmKP)

149 134
'I can relate to the idea of top executive hatred.'

Yeah, but I hate leftists 100X as much. Executives don't mandate lockdowns or incite racial hatred or send their political opponents to jail.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 20, 2024 08:52 PM (3wi/L)

150 I'm not Ace. Just so everyone knows.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Which is, of course, exactly what you'd say if you were.

Posted by: Oddbob at December 20, 2024 08:52 PM (/y8xj)

151 When your schedule is as soft as a Biden diaper. The idea that IU is one of the best 12 makes a mockery. If it's all about W&L, why schedule anyone tough?
Posted by: A dude in MI at December 20, 2024 08:50 PM (/6GbT)
---
MSU would have been 8-4 with that schedule. Total joke.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 20, 2024 08:53 PM (ZOv7s)

152 Just to clarify.

Posted by: Duke Lowell who is definitely not Ace at December 20, 2024 08:53 PM (u73oe)

153 Yeah, but I hate leftists 100X as much. Executives don't mandate lockdowns or incite racial hatred or send their political opponents to jail.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 20, 2024 08:52 PM (3wi/L)

what about leftist executives? is that additive function or multiplicative, or power function?

Posted by: Kindltot at December 20, 2024 08:53 PM (D7oie)

154 I am not Ace, nor am I Spartacus.

Posted by: davidt at December 20, 2024 08:53 PM (i0F8b)

155 150 I'm not Ace. Just so everyone knows.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Which is, of course, exactly what you'd say if you were.
Posted by: Oddbob at December 20, 2024 08:52 PM (/y8xj

That is reverse psychology, which means you're likely Ace. Throwing off the scent.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 20, 2024 08:54 PM (mzM2O)

156 hat is reverse psychology, which means you're likely Ace. Throwing off the scent.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

I say, it is a bit of a sticky wicket, is it not?

Posted by: Oddbob at December 20, 2024 08:55 PM (/y8xj)

157 I am not Ace, nor am I Spartacus.
Posted by: davidt at December 20, 2024 08:53 PM (i0F8b)
---
Crucify him anyway, just to be safe.

Posted by: The Romans at December 20, 2024 08:55 PM (ZOv7s)

158 If any one of the horde has met you, you can't be Ace.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 20, 2024 08:55 PM (HxyBZ)

159
Ever go into a Michael's craft store, or whatever it's called?

Always empty.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 20, 2024 08:56 PM (LcXXS)

160 Who'd have thought that an ice skater would come up with the first cloaking device!

Posted by: Rex B at December 20, 2024 08:57 PM (PT7Bh)

161 158 If any one of the horde has met you, you can't be Ace.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 20, 2024 08:55 PM (HxyBZ

How can you know? Maybe he's Kaiser Sose. He's so deep undercover he doesn't even know who he is anymore.

He's a dude, playing a dude who's playing another dude.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 20, 2024 08:57 PM (mzM2O)

162 Indiana doesn't have the goods.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 20, 2024 08:57 PM (mzM2O)

163 Cobra Kong vs Kobra Kai

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 20, 2024 08:58 PM (TUUcv)

164 156 hat is reverse psychology, which means you're likely Ace. Throwing off the scent.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

I say, it is a bit of a sticky wicket, is it not?

Posted by: Oddbob at December 20, 2024 08:55 PM (/y8xj)
----
Bit of a googly there Old Chap, try a full toss next time.

Posted by: Ciampino - a Silly Mid-on at December 20, 2024 08:59 PM (i0xsb)

165 Day will loose and the Jets will hire him.

Posted by: Accomack at December 20, 2024 08:59 PM (MeckE)

166 I am not Ace, nor am I Spartacus.
Posted by: davidt

I am Fartacus!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 20, 2024 08:59 PM (WXNFJ)

167 In the Senate at least the "reading" of bills is the normal procedure - as in most legislatures - and as in most, it is typically suspended, in the Senate by unanimous consent (if nobody present objects, motion to suspend succeeds). Amendments (back when the Senate had those, on the floor) were often read in their entirety, most were fairly brief.

One very late night, Barry Goldwater in the chair (very unusual, this was his last year and he was not young), a classic moment. Forget details, things were stuck, nuthin' happenin', 2AM, Barry was pi**ed off, he leans towards the mike, grimaces, and says "Third reading. That oughta wake them up!".

Posted by: rhomboid at December 20, 2024 09:00 PM (1m82a)

168 Many neurologists went into sleep study/CPAP end of the specialty because it is a steady income stream. There has been a small dearth of neurology students. Neurosurgeons have lots of work, but general neurology is kinda sad. Have there been great strides in treating MS, MD, Alzheimer's, other similar disorders? Not really. A list of meds that might alleviate some symptoms and slow disease progress a bit, but its not great.

Retail Pharmacy is another field that is a shadow of it's former self. Pharmacy schools are nearly 70-30 women now. Veterinarian Schools 80-20 women.

Posted by: Center Cannot Hold at December 20, 2024 09:00 PM (G5+As)

169 148 Ohio St. mopped the floor with Indiana.
It isn't a lack of skill the lesser programs have. It is a lack of size and speed.
Posted by: Accomack at December 20, 2024 08:52 PM (GxmKP)

This. The difference in size of the linemen is notable.

Posted by: Akshulee Enpecey at December 20, 2024 09:01 PM (OA79/)

170 I'm not too excited about the Playoffs. Penn State will figure out how to lose against SMU. I like Franklin but he just can't win the games that matter.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 20, 2024 09:01 PM (+YRf1)

171 I am Fartacus!
Posted by: Tonypete at December 20, 2024 08:59 PM (WXNFJ)
---
Shut up, Jonah.

We know you crapped on the couch, and also that the "fair Jessica" lookslike Mr. Ed.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 20, 2024 09:01 PM (ZOv7s)

172 153
'what about leftist executives? is that additive function or multiplicative, or power function?'

Logarithmic.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 20, 2024 09:01 PM (3wi/L)

173 My own personal spin on the CR shenanigans, copied from prior thread with slight edits ‐

The smaller bill (yay!) but without the 2 year debt limit extension (which was what Trump wanted, either yay! or boo! depending on whether you think Trump is a strategic thinker and knows what he is doing rather than, say, Chip Roy) was passed with nearly all Democrats voting for it.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 20, 2024 09:02 PM (fs1hN)

174 What if we're all Ace, talking to himself?

Posted by: Oddbob at December 20, 2024 09:02 PM (/y8xj)

175 The lovely Mrs. is on her way back up to Columbus to unf*ck another family situation. Some things never change, Anyway, she stopped at the Buc-ees in KY to gas up and the place was packed with UT fans heading north for the game.

Those poor bastards have no idea how cold the Shoe is going to be tomorrow evening. I feel sorry for them.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 20, 2024 09:02 PM (WXNFJ)

176 134 I am no Marxist, nor do I believe that the answer is more government, but I can relate to the idea of top executive hatred.They have spent the last 50 years demonstrating that the ONLY thing they care about is getting richer, and precious few of them have made anything better for anyone but their little circles of top executives. Everything and everyone is expendable if it furthers that even a little bit and nothing else matters to them. Remember when Nissan, Honda and Toyota were the Japanese Big 3? The guy who ran Nissan into the ground to the point where Nissan is going to be absorbed by Honda just left, keeping his well deserved (sarc) salary of 220 million a year. And he's more typical than not.
Posted by: azjaeger at December 20, 2024 08:45 PM (3/XaG)

Well, yeah. They are becoming the new French aristocracy ca. the late 18th century. Every bit as privileged, every bit as aloof, every bit as clueless. And we know how that turned out.

Posted by: What was old is new again at December 20, 2024 09:03 PM (UKe2c)

177 Here is your periodic reminder that, technically, North American "elk" are wapiti, not elk.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher

The moose out front should have told us.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 20, 2024 09:03 PM (WXNFJ)

178 168
Retail Pharmacy is another field that is a shadow of it's former self. Pharmacy schools are nearly 70-30 women now. Veterinarian Schools 80-20 women.

Posted by: Center Cannot Hold at December 20, 2024 09:00 PM (G5+As)
----
What about Pharmaceutical Chemistry?

Posted by: Ciampino - more than Synthetic Chemistry at December 20, 2024 09:03 PM (i0xsb)

179 Nah, the Horde is Kosh

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 20, 2024 09:04 PM (TUUcv)

180 174 What if we're all Ace, talking to himself?
Posted by: Oddbob at December 20, 2024 09:02 PM (/y8xj

Maybe this is Christopher Nolan film.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 20, 2024 09:04 PM (mzM2O)

181 The 'fans' at ND stadium are CGI. The actual ticket holders are in 50 mile backups on US31 and the Indiana Toll Road, victims of dumbass Indiana drivers going 45MPH in the passing lane. The stands may be filled by mid 3rd quarter.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 20, 2024 09:05 PM (8AONa)

182 I don't fully know about the optimism here but some points...

DC_Draino @DC_Draino 1h
President Trump just got a huge win in Congress

After he blocked the Swamp Cramnibus, he got a clean one with no Democrat pork or pay raises

Most importantly, he secured massive disaster aid for farmers and states affected by the hurricanes

He cut the bill from 1500 pages to less than 150 and he eliminated J6 Committee immunity and blocked funding for the State Department censorship regime

Big win

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 20, 2024 09:05 PM (hovnC)

183
Carried forward 2x:

"Republicans would regularly ping me and say 'Why don't you ask more questions about Joe Biden and how he's doing? He's 76, 77, 78-year-old man,'" Cillizza said. He continued, "And I would sort of brush them off because what I would say is 'Well, there's no obvious evidence that he's declining. He moves a little slower. He talks a little slower but there's no evidence that he's declining.'

And then, Cillizza broke into song:

"And that's Uncle Joe
He's a movin' kinda slow
'Round the junction

chuffa-chuffa, chuffa-chuffa!
chuffa-chuffa, chuffa-chuffa!

Petticoat Junction!

Woot! Woot!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 20, 2024 09:06 PM (i4sOa)

184 The moose out front should have told us.
Posted by: Tonypete

Thought I did.

Posted by: Moose out Front at December 20, 2024 09:06 PM (cPGH3)

185

Unless unfucking a family situation involves children and/or elderly people it is none of my business.

Tonypete, I hope everything works out for you all.

Posted by: four seasons at December 20, 2024 09:06 PM (3ek7K)

186 I'm not too excited about the Playoffs. Penn State will figure out how to lose against SMU. I like Franklin but he just can't win the games that matter.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 20, 2024 09:01 PM (+YRf1)

One team and two teams were too corrupt.
4 teams led to some discussion of who gets in.
more than that nobody cares who gets in.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 20, 2024 09:06 PM (n7h9X)

187 He cut the bill from 1500 pages to less than 150 and he eliminated J6 Committee immunity and blocked funding for the State Department censorship regime

This was my hill to die on. I hate bullies and that is exactly what the J6 committee was.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 20, 2024 09:06 PM (W/lyH)

188 Ah, the Ohio State hate here is only surpassed by the Boomer hate. Heh.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 20, 2024 09:07 PM (mH6SG)

189 Yeah, but I hate leftists 100X as much. Executives don't mandate lockdowns or incite racial hatred or send their political opponents to jail.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 20, 2024 08:52 PM (3wi/L)

Let's not pretend that the oligarchs and the government aren't reciprocally balls deep in each other's asses, like a sodomite ouroboros.

Posted by: They hold a lot of sway over your life at December 20, 2024 09:07 PM (UKe2c)

190
Lemme guess --

Still no mention of
Big Trouser Snake

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 20, 2024 09:07 PM (i4sOa)

191 The 'fans' at ND stadium are CGI. The actual ticket holders are in 50 mile backups on US31 and the Indiana Toll Road, victims of dumbass Indiana drivers going 45MPH in the passing lane. The stands may be filled by mid 3rd quarter.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 20, 2024 09:05 PM (8AONa)

All the ND fans are also Indiana drivers

Posted by: Oldcat at December 20, 2024 09:07 PM (n7h9X)

192 ^ He is Spartacus! ^

Posted by: eleven at December 20, 2024 09:08 PM (iziT8)

193 155 150 I'm not Ace. Just so everyone knows.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Which is, of course, exactly what you'd say if you were.
Posted by: Oddbob at December 20, 2024 08:52 PM (/y8xj

That is reverse psychology, which means you're likely Ace. Throwing off the scent.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 20, 2024 08:54 PM (mzM2O)
____________________________

Start building shelves, gentlemen. The most unprofessional, injury laden effort pretty much settles matters.

Posted by: Orson at December 20, 2024 09:08 PM (dIske)

194 I hate Ryan Day. Not Ohio State.

Big difference.

I am torn between hoping they win it all and hoping for an early loss to seal Day's departure.

Day is a big loser and can't coach for shit.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 20, 2024 09:08 PM (mzM2O)

195 I am hoping R. bought me a Buc-ee's Tee Shirt for Christmas.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 20, 2024 09:09 PM (WXNFJ)

196 181

' dumbass Indiana drivers going 45MPH'

That's the second time I've seen you whining about that.
I don't drive remotely that slow but if I knew you were behind me I'd make an exception. And I'd think "Now that toad has something to bitch about."

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 20, 2024 09:09 PM (3wi/L)

197
I understand that Sodomite Ouroboros wrote one hell of a cookbook about Dutch oven recipes.

Oh, wait, that was Solomon Ouroboros.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 20, 2024 09:09 PM (i4sOa)

198 Hmm. Big horse.

*puffs pipe thoughtfully*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 20, 2024 09:09 PM (hY4dx)

199 What about Pharmaceutical Chemistry?
Posted by: Ciampino

There are slots for research, but not enough to employ all the DPharm graduates every year. And lots of furriners get those jobs, too.

Posted by: Center Cannot Hold at December 20, 2024 09:09 PM (G5+As)

200 198 Hmm. Big horse.

*puffs pipe thoughtfully*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 20, 2024 09:09 PM (hY4dx)

Nice slippers.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 20, 2024 09:10 PM (mzM2O)

201 I learned that lesson watching Nebraska and Michigan lose to faster front sevens. I can still see the Fumblerooskie.

Posted by: Accomack at December 20, 2024 09:10 PM (w9ItN)

202 If we're all Ace, then I'm posting this:

I asked myself if I was crazy, and we all said No.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 20, 2024 09:10 PM (VNX3d)

203
That's the second time I've seen you whining about that.
I don't drive remotely that slow but if I knew you were behind me I'd make an exception. And I'd think "Now that toad has something to bitch about."
Posted by: Dr. Claw

Is this a flamewars thread? Because it sure reads like one.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 20, 2024 09:11 PM (i4sOa)

204 I can't be Ace. I know how to work a drill.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 20, 2024 09:11 PM (mzM2O)

205
Larry Bird was overrated!

Fuckyou, Inidiana!

Posted by: Soothsayer hates Hoosiers, too! at December 20, 2024 09:11 PM (LcXXS)

206 All the ND fans are also Indiana drivers

Posted by: Oldcat

=====

'Indiana' as a general reference, not IU reference.

To differentiate ND fans, i guess i could have added "driving 45 in the passing lane, while being insufferable assholes."

Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 20, 2024 09:12 PM (8AONa)

207 205
Larry Bird was overrated!

Fuckyou, Inidiana!
Posted by: Soothsayer hates Hoosiers, too! at December 20, 2024 09:11 PM (LcXXS)

Larry is the State Bird of Indiana. Careful now.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 20, 2024 09:12 PM (mzM2O)

208 Hey Cicero you going to be in the marina at all on Christmas Day? I probably will (relative will take a sailboat out for a bit, as has become a tradition).

Posted by: rhomboid at December 20, 2024 09:12 PM (1m82a)

209 Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal
THIRD TIME’S THE CHARM? CONGRESS TRIES (AGAIN) TO AVOID A SHUTDOWN

Speaker Mike Johnson is rolling out his third plan to keep the government’s lights on, featuring:

• A funding extension until March (a.k.a. kicking the can down the road).

• $110 billion for disaster relief and farmers.

Gone is Trump’s demand to raise the debt ceiling.

Now, Republicans are bickering, Democrats are side-eyeing, and a shutdown looms at midnight.

Will this be the plan that saves the day?

Source: Washington Post
====
Musk thinks "this is great", BTW.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 20, 2024 09:12 PM (hovnC)

210 Peruvian owls always hunt in pairs.

That's because they're Inca Hoots.

Posted by: Ciampino - Meme going around at December 20, 2024 09:12 PM (i0xsb)

211 I am proud and want to thank President Biden for his leadership and wisdom to pass this budget. Trump tried to make President Biden, and the Democrats look bad, but he out maneuvered them again.

Posted by: Dorcus Blimline at December 20, 2024 09:13 PM (FDlb9)

212
Start building shelves, gentlemen. The most unprofessional, injury laden effort pretty much settles matters.
Posted by: Orson

And there you have the horde's version of the Turing Test, morons and moronettes!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 20, 2024 09:13 PM (i4sOa)

213 204 I can't be Ace. I know how to work a drill.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 20, 2024 09:11 PM (mzM2O)

_____________________________

I'm out...I don't make lasagna with cabbage leaves and Steakum.

Posted by: Orson at December 20, 2024 09:13 PM (dIske)

214
95% of the Federal Govt has gone on a two-week Christmas break

Enough with this "shutdown" bullshit. The govt is already Closed for business.

Posted by: Soothsayer hates Hoosiers, too! at December 20, 2024 09:14 PM (LcXXS)

215 Larry Bird was overrated!

Not according to just about anyone he ever played against.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 20, 2024 09:15 PM (mH6SG)

216 208 Hey Cicero you going to be in the marina at all on Christmas Day?

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Alas and alack, but no. Family obligations call inland. You going sailing? Fishing? No wait, drinking?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 20, 2024 09:15 PM (hY4dx)

217 I can't be Ace. I know how to work a drill.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 20, 2024 09:11 PM (mzM2O)

_____________________________

I'm out...I don't make lasagna with cabbage leaves and Steakum.
Posted by: Orson at December 20, 2024 09:13 PM (dIske)

—————

I’m out. I’ve never accidentally banned myself.

Posted by: Duke Lowell who is definitely not Ace at December 20, 2024 09:16 PM (u73oe)

218 We should shut down the government for half a year and see if anything changes.

If things stay the same, we go another 6 months.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 20, 2024 09:16 PM (mzM2O)

219 Evening.

Remember that one Bugs Bunny short based on the opera? The one with Elmer Fudd.

Remember when towards the end Bugs comes out as Brunhilde riding a big fat ass horse?

That's what the horse in the video above reminds me of.

Posted by: Robert at December 20, 2024 09:17 PM (tPMqd)

220 Do ND fans paint the roof of their cars gold?

Posted by: Accomack at December 20, 2024 09:17 PM (w9ItN)

221 What if we're all Ace, talking to himself?
Posted by: Oddbob at December 20, 2024 09:02 PM (/y8xj)

If he is, then one of us just cut a big one and Mrs.D isn't hapoy.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 20, 2024 09:17 PM (W/lyH)

222
So sick of this "shutdown" bullshit theater.

These fuckheads could pass a law that Social Security & Veterans & military payroll will be Exempt from all "shutdowns" over CR disputes and SHALL be funded Separately from the CR bullshit theater.

Posted by: Soothsayer hates Hoosiers, too! at December 20, 2024 09:18 PM (LcXXS)

223 I don't think figgies will get it done for the Hoosier Daddys.

Posted by: eleven at December 20, 2024 09:18 PM (iziT8)

224
Hey Cicero you going to be in the marina at all on Christmas Day? I probably will (relative will take a sailboat out for a bit, as has become a tradition).
Posted by: rhomboid

It did not go unnoticed that you said "a" sailboat and not "your" sailboat.

The "Elf on the Shelf" of sailboats' rearranging is here tonight, folks!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 20, 2024 09:18 PM (i4sOa)

225 Two words: Zombie Apocalypse.

Right Angle News Network@Rightanglenews
BREAKING - A Pennsylvania woman, tied to a Democrat-founded Project, has been charged with registering dead voters to vote in the swing states election.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 20, 2024 09:18 PM (L/fGl)

226 Haven't heard from our resident New Zealand Moron for a while, unless I missed it.

Posted by: Ciampino - just a question at December 20, 2024 09:19 PM (i0xsb)

227
That's what the horse in the video above reminds me of.
Posted by: Robert

Are we still dissing Indianians?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 20, 2024 09:20 PM (i4sOa)

228 Albania has more than enough talent to be in the playoff, but, then they got high.

Posted by: Accomack at December 20, 2024 09:20 PM (w9ItN)

229 Phish - Heavy Things.

Alpine Valley 2012. Brilliant.

https://tinyurl.com/f2fjez4v

Posted by: JackStraw at December 20, 2024 09:20 PM (LkLld)

230 Why do ND fans wear green if their colors are blue and gold?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 20, 2024 09:20 PM (mzM2O)

231 Speaker Johnson has on one hand a shit sandwich and in the other hand a bottle of Biden Piss. Not an easy balance, so I do not fault him for today's deal, but the real test will be after Trump is POTUS.

The Commie Dems will forge Biden's Veto on any document if they do not get what they want. When Trump is POTUS he can go on TV and present his case to the American people anytime he wants and have Vance as President of the Senate go on Fox every night to point out Schumer's Lies.

If Johson is Speaker and is a Pussy, then he has to go.............

But with a slim R majority with Pansey ass RINO's, Trump may have to force their hands...

Basically, the Bully Pulpit...

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at December 20, 2024 09:21 PM (I8HuZ)

232 Hmm. Big horse.

*puffs pipe thoughtfully*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 20, 2024 09:09 PM (hY4dx)

Nice slippers.

Posted by: AlaBAMA

He must have a beer schwanstucka.
- inga

Posted by: BifBewalski at December 20, 2024 09:21 PM (MsrgL)

233 226
Frank was the man?

Posted by: Ciampino - just a question at December 20, 2024 09:21 PM (i0xsb)

234 Sailing. Yeah, I saw that. Sailing.

*facepalm*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 20, 2024 09:21 PM (hY4dx)

235 Green is our secondary color, the color of Ireland. That’s my explanation and I’m sticking with it.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 20, 2024 09:21 PM (2NHgQ)

236 Alabama
Ala fucking Bama
stupid fucking Siri
The lastest iOS update really has fucked this up. I may have to turn that off.

Posted by: Accomack at December 20, 2024 09:22 PM (w9ItN)

237 Fuckyou, Inidiana!
Posted by: Soothsayer hates Hoosiers, too!

Please, First-Peoples-iana.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 20, 2024 09:22 PM (L/fGl)

238 With the exception of the military, the vast majority of federal workers are leftist status quo voters. Just take a look at the Virginia voting results. All the federal workers pretty much live in dark blue counties.

As far as those programs shut down without financing...a vast majority of those have the same type employee with the same type beneficiaries.

Bonus, the IRS is shut down. The State Dept. is shut down. The intelligence community is shut down. The Law enforcement is on a shoe string staffing.

Still looking for the detriments here. I'm sure I'll come up with something.

Posted by: Orson at December 20, 2024 09:22 PM (dIske)

239 I read and answer all my e-mail, and grok the reverse switch on my drill.

- not ace

Posted by: BifBewalski at December 20, 2024 09:24 PM (MsrgL)

240 Why not send the Federalies ona four year furlogh.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 20, 2024 09:24 PM (YzqWW)

241 Cicero just a bit of sailing for the fresh air, before feasting. Weather looking OK for then though not like last few days (which were more like September). To be honest with a few people the thing's fairly cramped (decent sized monohull). Sort of a fan of warm waters and catamarans right now.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 20, 2024 09:24 PM (1m82a)

242 Indian-fuckin-A

Posted by: eleven at December 20, 2024 09:24 PM (iziT8)

243 PC Gamer: 'Gooner 9/11' averted as Zenless Zone Zero's butt-obfuscation technology is rolled back in the face of horny outrage

https://tinyurl.com/nxvktrhr

Posted by: Robert at December 20, 2024 09:24 PM (tPMqd)

244 BREAKING - A Pennsylvania woman, tied to a Democrat-founded Project, has been charged with registering dead voters to vote in the swing states election.

Hey, you don't know how all those dead people voted. Statistically speaking, they probably went just about 50/50. No harm, no foul.

-- Every MSM that even bothers to mention it at all

Posted by: Oddbob at December 20, 2024 09:24 PM (/y8xj)

245 @203 Is this a flamewars thread? Because it sure reads like one.

'Tis the season. It just affects some people that way.
There's a name for those people, too.
My old office partner, 50 years ago, was a retired career USAF sergeant, and he used to say "Fuck the world, it's Christmas."

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at December 20, 2024 09:25 PM (zdLoL)

246 As far as those programs shut down without financing...a vast majority of those have the same type employee with the same type beneficiaries.

Bonus, the IRS is shut down. The State Dept. is shut down. The intelligence community is shut down. The Law enforcement is on a shoe string staffing.

Still looking for the detriments here. I'm sure I'll come up with something.
Posted by: Orson at December 20, 2024 09:22 PM (dIske)

Once a new spending bill is approved, they get back pay.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 20, 2024 09:25 PM (VNX3d)

247 I don't drive remotely that slow but if I knew you were behind me I'd make an exception. And I'd think "Now that toad has something to bitch about."
Posted by: Dr. Claw

====

I'd just carefully pass on the right, with the admonishment "never pass on the right!" in the back of my mind.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 20, 2024 09:26 PM (8AONa)

248 Stoves with gas are for fags.

Posted by: N at December 20, 2024 09:27 PM (7neCS)

249 Who has to drive all the dead people to the polls.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 20, 2024 09:27 PM (YzqWW)

250

POETS,

Piss On Everything, tomorrow is Saturday

Posted by: four seasons at December 20, 2024 09:27 PM (3ek7K)

251 Posted by: rhomboid at December 20, 2024 09:24 PM (1m82a)

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Sounds like fun and your weather should be not bad. If you see any sea lions, please kill them for me.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 20, 2024 09:27 PM (hY4dx)

252 248 Stoves with gas are for fags.
Posted by: N

Learn to cook,
Pantywaste

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 20, 2024 09:28 PM (NPkX1)

253 Robert

No answer from Crunchyroll as of yet.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 20, 2024 09:29 PM (TUUcv)

254 Point #1: James Buchanan was President of the US and from Pennsyvania

Point #2: Joe Biden was President of the US and from Pennsyvania

There is a trend here............

The trend points to the fact that President's from PA Suck and cause mass chaos leading to war(s) .......

Would Gov. Shapiro be a good POTUS ??

Any Questions ???

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at December 20, 2024 09:29 PM (I8HuZ)

255 Cicero that wouldn't be easy, those suckers are big. Besides don't think you do criminal law so would need a lawyer for the federal and state marine mammal law violations.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 20, 2024 09:29 PM (1m82a)

256 Pantywaste
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 20, 2024 09:28 PM (NPkX1)

----------

*ahem*

Pantywaist

Posted by: The AoSHQ House Pedant at December 20, 2024 09:29 PM (hY4dx)

257
Learn to cook,
Pantywaste

Right, because who doesn't want airplanes with enclosed cockpits

Posted by: N at December 20, 2024 09:29 PM (7neCS)

258 I have to go to Costco soon. Tonight or tomorrow morning.

Killmenow

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 20, 2024 09:30 PM (ytBBc)

259 No answer from Crunchyroll as of yet.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 20, 2024 09:29 PM (TUUcv)

I think they take three bidness days to reply.

It's cool, it's cool. Time is on your side.

Posted by: Robert at December 20, 2024 09:30 PM (tPMqd)

260 LMAO...that PA lady and the election fraud:

This led to an investigation in which officials determined Hill tried to fraudulently register at least four people, including her dead father, her grandmother, an unidentified person and a person who died in her home in 2011.

“She knows that because she was the person who called the police to come when he died in her house,” Stollsteimer said.

Posted by: Orson at December 20, 2024 09:31 PM (dIske)

261 258 I have to go to Costco soon. Tonight or tomorrow morning.

Killmenow
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 20, 2024 09:30 PM (ytBBc)

I have a rule not to go near stores during the holidays.

Stock up in November and avoid December.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 20, 2024 09:33 PM (mzM2O)

262

Husband and I got many texts today about so and so is getting a divorce and so and so is such a bitch.

First thing it is not our business. We've always had the attitude that no one knows what goes on in other people's lives and homes.

We always feel bad for the children.

Posted by: four seasons at December 20, 2024 09:33 PM (3ek7K)

263 Everybody makes mistakes.

Biden Admin Overestimated Employment Statistics by 3 Million Jobs Close to the Election

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 20, 2024 09:33 PM (L/fGl)

264 Shutdowns don't idle what are considered essential people in nat sec/intel LE etc. Also Treasury can manage them (depending on point in fiscal cycle and other things) so that nothing at all changes for a while.

Idiot Mitch further beclowned himself today as he apparently doesn't know recent history of shutdowns. Only real shutdowns were in 90s, GOP gained seats after both (and won the substantive battle involved). Beltway GOP relies on the ignorance of their own electorate on matters like this. Enjoyed the Newt shutdowns, made good use of them, I recall the lifers freaking out, which only confirmed what sad losers they were.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 20, 2024 09:34 PM (1m82a)

265 From Ian Miles Chong on X -

BREAKING: According to reports from UAE and Saudi Arabian 𝕏 users, the perpetrator of the Christmas market attack in Magdeburg, Germany is a fugitive from Saudi Arabia.

The German government refused to extradite him despite requests from the Saudi government, citing human rights concerns.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 20, 2024 09:34 PM (fs1hN)

266 263 Everybody makes mistakes.

Biden Admin Overestimated Employment Statistics by 3 Million Jobs Close to the Election

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 20, 2024 09:33 PM (L/fGl

How do you say...propaganda?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 20, 2024 09:35 PM (mzM2O)

267 258 I have to go to Costco soon. Tonight or tomorrow morning.

Killmenow

How about some weekday morning?

Posted by: N at December 20, 2024 09:35 PM (7neCS)

268 Patience? Oh yeah. We will see.

Wow, the Mega Millions annuity jumped in one day from $825 million to $862 million. Drawing is tonight.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 20, 2024 09:35 PM (TUUcv)

269 I have a rule not to go near stores during the holidays.

Stock up in November and avoid December.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

You are far smarter
Than I.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 20, 2024 09:35 PM (L2z8B)

270 263 Everybody makes mistakes.

Biden Admin Overestimated Employment Statistics by 3 Million Jobs Close to the Election

Ot was unexpectedly

Posted by: N at December 20, 2024 09:35 PM (7neCS)

271 Pantywaist
Posted by: The AoSHQ House Pedant

Whoopsie's panties could provide a tent for a homeless family of twelve.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 20, 2024 09:36 PM (L/fGl)

272 265 From Ian Miles Chong on X -

BREAKING: According to reports from UAE and Saudi Arabian 𝕏 users, the perpetrator of the Christmas market attack in Magdeburg, Germany is a fugitive from Saudi Arabia.

The German government refused to extradite him despite requests from the Saudi government, citing human rights concerns.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 20, 2024 09:34 PM (

It never ceases to amaze me how socialists bend over backwards to protect terrorists.

Look at the cocksuckers drooling over Luigi.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 20, 2024 09:36 PM (mzM2O)

273 The Saudis were wanting to give him a very close haircut I bet.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 20, 2024 09:36 PM (TUUcv)

274 That idiot with the King Cobra, does that idiot appreciate consequences, and how they are brought about?

Posted by: Eromero at December 20, 2024 09:36 PM (LHPAg)

275
I am in a lot of pain. A few days ago my shoulder began to hurt along the inside of shoulder blade. I was at physical therapy yesterday and it didn't help. I went to a deep-muscle massage today and it doesn't seem to have helped. The arm works all right, it's just that frequently there's a sharp, stabbing spasm.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 20, 2024 09:37 PM (dxSpM)

276 How about some weekday morning?
Posted by: N

I'm a working stiff M-F. Maybe I'll go on the 26th. I'm hosting Christmas Eve dinner on the 27th.

Yeah. I know.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 20, 2024 09:37 PM (L2z8B)

277 If I had to choose between going to Costco and not eating I'd have to think for a bit

Posted by: N at December 20, 2024 09:37 PM (7neCS)

278 275
I am in a lot of pain. A few days ago my shoulder began to hurt along the inside of shoulder blade. I was at physical therapy yesterday and it didn't help. I went to a deep-muscle massage today and it doesn't seem to have helped. The arm works all right, it's just that frequently there's a sharp, stabbing spasm.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 20, 2024 09:37 PM (dxSpM

*looks at hot iron near the fireplace.*

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 20, 2024 09:38 PM (mzM2O)

279

We have to drive two hours to a Costco or Sam's. We've learned we were buying a lot of stuff we didn't need.

I loved shopping at both places but we realized we save a lot of money not shopping there.

Posted by: four seasons at December 20, 2024 09:38 PM (3ek7K)

280 Which tastes better, elk or moose?
Posted by: Tried Neither So Far

Elk is better than beef.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 20, 2024 09:38 PM (LvszO)

281 I'm a working stiff M-F. Maybe I'll go on the 26th. I'm hosting Christmas Eve dinner on the 27th.

Yeah. I know.

Oh, you thought I was referring to Costco?

/////

Posted by: N at December 20, 2024 09:39 PM (7neCS)

282 247
'I'd just carefully pass on the right, with the admonishment "never pass on the right!" in the back of my mind.'

Actually. That's fairly sensible. Sorry about the toad thing.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 20, 2024 09:39 PM (3wi/L)

283
Husband and I got many texts today about so and so is getting a divorce and so and so is such a bitch.

_________

Are so and so and so and so the same so and so?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 20, 2024 09:39 PM (dxSpM)

284 Read something alarming. Most of our letters to Santa aren't getting through because of the fallout from the Canuck Postal Strike. They were ordered back a few days ago, but the North Pole backup is staggering. Many of us will NOT get that pony we were hoping for.

Posted by: Where's My Pony, Santa? at December 20, 2024 09:40 PM (G5+As)

285 just that frequently there's a sharp, stabbing spasm.

Morphine.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 20, 2024 09:41 PM (T/zw7)

286 283
Husband and I got many texts today about so and so is getting a divorce and so and so is such a bitch.

That's why you pick sides, half as many texts that way

Posted by: N at December 20, 2024 09:41 PM (7neCS)

287
Many of us will NOT get that pony we were hoping for.
Posted by: Where's My Pony, Santa? at December 20, 2024 09:40 PM (G5+As)

__________

We will, however, get the big pile of manure.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 20, 2024 09:41 PM (dxSpM)

288 255 Cicero that wouldn't be easy, those suckers are big. Besides don't think you do criminal law so would need a lawyer for the federal and state marine mammal law violations.

---------

The Chevron Doctrine is dead. Sea lions are fair game again. Fire away.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 20, 2024 09:42 PM (hY4dx)

289 Steroid injection can sometimes alleviate shoulder pain right quick.

Posted by: Doktor Spear at December 20, 2024 09:43 PM (G5+As)

290 Biden Admin Overestimated Employment Statistics by 3 Million Jobs Close to the Election
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 20, 2024 09:33 PM (L/fGl)

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Who's more reliable? The OMB or the CDC? My answer is neither.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 20, 2024 09:44 PM (hY4dx)

291 We will, however, get the big pile of manure.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

You're a truth teller, and voice of experience.

Posted by: King of the Dung Heap at December 20, 2024 09:45 PM (G5+As)

292 Will someone Jack Ruby Mangione?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 20, 2024 09:45 PM (T/zw7)

293 I just put the word Wapiti into a prompt for Tensor. Wonder what I will get.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 20, 2024 09:46 PM (TUUcv)

294 sharp, stabbing spasm.

Used to date her.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 20, 2024 09:47 PM (T/zw7)

295 Didn't Biden, despite his sudden induced "shyness," just make a vaunting and flaunting speech a day or two ago about what a swell economy he's leaving for Trump?

Here's my statistical prediction: those fake employment numbers just corrected, clearly just election propaganda of the kind they pump out every month, will be cited unchanged for the rest of his term, into retirement and in his obit. He'll never take back the lie.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at December 20, 2024 09:47 PM (zdLoL)

296 put the word Wapiti

A Sicilian girl with hairy armpits.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 20, 2024 09:49 PM (T/zw7)

297 There's a Wapiti Auto Sales in Grand Prairie, Alberta. I'll see if I can get them on the horn.

Posted by: Happy Harry at December 20, 2024 09:49 PM (G5+As)

298 Taika Wapiti ruined the Thor franchise.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 20, 2024 09:49 PM (hY4dx)

299 292 They had an army of cops in body armor with ARs escorting him , it was ridiculous

Posted by: steevy at December 20, 2024 09:49 PM (KQk9m)

300 Maybe I'll just suck it up and pay 25 bucks a pound at met market.

If I go to Costco, I'll buy a whole bunch of stuff I don't need. And be out 600 or so.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 20, 2024 09:50 PM (Ihn6X)

301
Actually. That's fairly sensible. Sorry about the toad thing.
Posted by: Dr. Claw

Oh, no you don't! No take backs!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 20, 2024 09:50 PM (i4sOa)

302 I do not think Wapiti is in Tensor's files.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 20, 2024 09:51 PM (TUUcv)

303 Pantywaste
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 20, 2024 09:28 PM

Depends?

Posted by: Gerrold Nadler (D-NY) at December 20, 2024 09:51 PM (a3Q+t)

304 Actually. That's fairly sensible. Sorry about the toad thing.

Posted by: Dr. Claw

====

But what if you're right?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 20, 2024 09:51 PM (8AONa)

305 295
' into retirement and in his obit.'

I hope they specify where he's buried so people can leave tokens of how they felt about him.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 20, 2024 09:52 PM (3wi/L)

306 I went to Costco once on a Saturday. I wish I had a cattle prod or a bat. It was awful.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 20, 2024 09:53 PM (dR6yv)

307 287
Many of us will NOT get that pony we were hoping for.
---

Where is my jetpack?

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 20, 2024 09:54 PM (Qp67s)

308 Christmas came early this year. I'm good.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 20, 2024 09:55 PM (LkLld)

309 I hope they specify where he's buried so people can leave tokens of how they felt about him.
Posted by: Dr. Claw
---

Grass may never grow over his grave.

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 20, 2024 09:55 PM (Qp67s)

310 Costco around here absolutely rocks on getting you through checkout. That more than offsets having to manage crowded aisles.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 20, 2024 09:57 PM (8AONa)

311 It's not over yet

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 20, 2024 09:58 PM (Qp67s)

312 >>It's not over yet

It's never over.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 20, 2024 09:59 PM (LkLld)

313 WD is always on time.

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ at December 20, 2024 09:59 PM (Qp67s)

314 NOOD ONT

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 20, 2024 10:00 PM (KcwUg)

315 304

'But what if you're right?'

That's possible. I'm right a lot.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 20, 2024 10:01 PM (3wi/L)

316
I hope they specify where he's buried so people can leave tokens of how they felt about him.
Posted by: Dr. Claw

The cemetery of Saint Joseph on the Brandywine parish in Wilmington, DE. That's where J'Blowme had the sainted Beau's remains reinterred after having recovered them from where he fell at the Battle of Teutoburg Forest.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 20, 2024 10:01 PM (i4sOa)

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