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Deranged effeminate worm J.V. Last of the Pierre Omidyar-funded Bulwark is worried about whether his billionaire donor will continue putting a roof over his head, and attempts to attract a new constituency: Pro-Murder maniacs.

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Politico: "Some" Democrats want Kamala to be the 2028 nominee.

Are Democrats coconut-pilled? Some want to see Kamala Harris run again.

Top officials gathered in Washington suggested an openness to backing the vice president again next time.


Senior Democrats aren't ruling out Kamala Harris as a presidential candidate for 2028. But not all of them are fully endorsing the idea, either.

For party leaders, it's a delicate balancing act. Some want to show respect for the outgoing vice president -- but also share a sense of skepticism about her future prospects. For others, they have genuine enthusiasm for her candidacy and believe she lost because President Joe Biden simply exited the race too late.

"I would be on board 100 percent with whatever she decides to do. I think she is a phenomenal person. I think she was a phenomenal candidate," said Yvette Lewis, a member of the Democratic National Committee's executive panel. "We were able to turn things around so quickly, and that's a testament to her."

At a confab of DNC members last week, no party officials outright dismissed the idea of another Harris campaign, and some said they were willing to back her if she ran again.

Shasti Conrad, chair of the Washington Democratic Party who was also at the event, said, "I certainly was so proud to support her and would love to do it again."

But, she added, the 2028 presidential primary will be "an open process," meaning that Harris would face competition if she ran again.

Outside the DNC gathering, some Democrats in battleground and red states are overtly panning the possibility.

"LOL. I don't think anyone is asking for a Harris third presidential campaign," said Pennsylvania-based Democratic strategist Tommy McDonald. "Democrats need to build a party that can play everywhere, and Harris couldn't win on a narrow map."

Christopher Steele delivered a huge endorsement to Tulsi Gabbard:

Christopher Steele
@Chris_D_Steele

Contra Musk, it's difficult to imagine anyone less qualified or suited to be US DNI than Tulsi Gabbard. Her public positions have been pro-Russia, Assad's Syria and arguably Iran. She would be in charge of liaison with allied intel services who would lack all confidence in her.


Chicago's Communist mayor Brandon Johnson threw his own constituents out of a city council meeting because they expressed their opposition to his use of more and more taxpayer money to put up illegal aliens in hotels.

From KFOX 14:

Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson on Monday ordered the removal of people from a city council meeting after protests over his actions on issues involving migrants.

The instruction followed the public comment period, during which some people wearing shirts reading "Chicago flips red."

"Sergeant at arms, please remove these individuals from the chambers," Mayor Johnson said.

Footage of the meeting does not show what any attendees were doing when the mayor ordered their removal.

One person wearing a "Chicago flips red" shirt, identified as Jessica Jackson, told Mayor Johnson he was going to be "held accountable" for directing money toward migrants, citing an executive order from last year establishing a deputy mayor for "immigrant, migrant and refugee rights."

"We gonna talk about this budget, about the strange things that's happening, because again, your name was on this executive order of May 2023, this executive order for immigration, migrants and refugee rights," Jackson said. "You caused all this money to go to illegal immigrants."

Townhall's Jeff Charles adds:

Another resident named Sharon Abbott slammed Johnson, accusing him of violating his constitutional duties. She argued that "No one appointed a monarch to rule over the people of Chicago" and said, "Your duty is to serve the public, and you are bound by the parameters of the Constitution only to act by the consent of the people."

Chicago has spent about $574.5 million on illegal immigrants and asylum seekers over recent years as the border crisis continues. One resident noted that the city is "$1.2 billion in the deficit because of this illegal immigration scam" and referred to it as a "Ponzi scheme."

Former Obama Bros rip Biden for essentially abdicating what remains of his fake presidency to Trump.

On their podcast "Pod Save America," the bros discussed Trump recently announcing a $100 billion investment from a Japanese multinational investment firm. Favreau kicked off the festivities with the following exclamation.

It was more or less a standard presidential policy announcement, the main difference being: Trump isn't president yet! A fact that's getting easier and easier to forget as Joe Biden seems to be disappearing from the public stage as his term comes to an end.

...

Joe Biden believes in tradition and institutions, and we should only have one president at a time, and I think it's a surprising choice to allow it to be Donald Trump.

He also admitted he knew that Biden was cognitively impaired, but lied about it to support him:

I'm trying to separate basically my frustration with Joe Biden in his final year, culminating in that debate and hanging on, and how much we paid for having somebody who just wasn't an articulate and comprehensive messenger, not just on behalf of his own presidency, but on behalf of progressivism, democracy -- and I am very angry about that, and I'm a little bit mad at myself for not being more honest about how I felt or not seeing it as plainly because we're obviously paying dearly for it.

The AP praises the new savior of the earth -- I guess Greta Thunberg is last year's news -- and you'll never guess, it's a drag queen with a mustache.

Obviously.

ressed in a sequin-laced, sleeveless top and puffy pink skirt, drag queen Pattie Gonia strides around the stage in white high-heeled boots that come up to the knees, telling the crowd that nature must be a woman.

"She is trying to kill us in the most passive-aggressive way possible," joked Gonia, lip-syncing audio from a routine by comedian Michelle Wolf. "It's not some sort of immediate fire or flood or a cool explosion. She's just like, 'What? I raised the temperature a little.'"

"Are you uncomfortable?" continued Gonia, who has a neatly trimmed mustache, long black eyelashes and a wig of long and flowing red hair. "Maybe I wouldn't have (raised the temperature) if you had taken out the recycling, like I asked!"


...

The show aims to inspire the audience to talk about climate change, caused by the burning of fuels like gasoline and coal, while making people laugh. The show combines disparate things to create absurdities, such as changing the lyrics of Katy Perry's "Fireworks" song to, "Baby, you are a plastic bag," while Gonia pulls plastic bags from her breasts.

"She" doesn't have breasts, and "she" is a man.

Click on the link to see what this mustachioed "woman" looks like.

Biden invited the Democrats' paid influencers to the White House. And for some reason, whoever's paying them paid them to begin the Hunter Biden Public Reputation Rehabilitation Project.

Why?

Why is rehabilitating this absolute monster important to the billionaires bankrolling the Democrat Cult?

Unbelievably -- or utterly believably -- the "disinformation expert" left is back to its 2016 trick of just making up "Trump quotes," and then attacking those fictions.

Posted by: Ace at 06:30 PM




Comments

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1 "She" doesn't have breasts, and "she" is a man.

Click on the link to see what this mustachioed "woman" looks like.
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Admiral Akbar worthy post. Wait, who is the Admiral exactly....

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 18, 2024 06:33 PM (fs1hN)

2 So very grey

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 18, 2024 06:33 PM (W2Pud)

3 Called the Corgis.

Enjoying the gray.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 18, 2024 06:34 PM (VNX3d)

4 Quick Hits require quick ducks.

Posted by: zombie at December 18, 2024 06:35 PM (pMi6S)

5 Elon Musk @elonmusk 5h
Any member of the House or Senate who votes for this outrageous spending bill deserves to be voted out in 2 years!

Maxwell Alejandro Frost @MaxwellFrostFL 3h
An unelected billionaire was crowned co-President by the Republican Party. They’ve given him the influence to make a damn post that throws a spending bill into limbo cause House Republicans are scared of him.

No greater example of oligarchy. Where the ultra-wealthy run the show.

Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 48m
The Republican Party doesn't give Musk power. The people do. And we give him that power when he is obviously right, and obviously on our side, as in this case.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 18, 2024 06:35 PM (hovnC)

6 So the Bulwark Nancy Boys are cravenly advocating murder…

Posted by: tubal at December 18, 2024 06:35 PM (PCK5/)

7 Nurse, say a picture of a Christmas tree last night I thought you would like. Did you see it on the ONT?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 18, 2024 06:35 PM (VNX3d)

8 Quick Hits > Cafe.

Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2024 06:36 PM (j6KoD)

9
The grey, it soothes...

Posted by: Auspex at December 18, 2024 06:36 PM (j4U/Z)

10 Are Democrats coconut-pilled? Some want to see Kamala Harris run again.

Why would they not want her. She ran the perfect campaign. She was only defeated by the isms.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 18, 2024 06:37 PM (ExV1e)

11 SweetPeaJeepher @SweetPeaJeepher 24m Replying to @RepLuna
Thank you, from one of your constituents here in the barrier island who was flooded.
We don’t need this CR.
We need an individual bill.

Rep. Anna Paulina Luna @RepLuna 19m
They have pulled the current rendition of the CR that had TERRIBLE things in it. There will be a new bill that will be brought to the floor, I am hearing tomorrow. Thank you for your council and reaching out. @SweetPeaJeepher

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 18, 2024 06:37 PM (hovnC)

12 "Senior Democrats aren't ruling out Kamala Harris as a presidential candidate for 2028."
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I thought the ruling in and ruling out was done by the voters in the primary. Silly me.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 18, 2024 06:38 PM (Dm8we)

13 Correction: Virgie Tovar is our Weight Stigma Rasputin. Our Weight Stigma Czar is in a diabetic coma.

Posted by: zombie at December 18, 2024 06:38 PM (pMi6S)

14 JV Last is suborning murder. There is no other way to spin what he wrote. What a vile little person he is.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 18, 2024 06:38 PM (tT6L1)

15 7 Nurse, say a picture of a Christmas tree last night I thought you would like. Did you see it on the ONT?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

I did not! Pretty please post again!

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 18, 2024 06:39 PM (W2Pud)

16 Sigh...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 18, 2024 06:39 PM (d9fT1)

17 14 JV Last is suborning murder. There is no other way to spin what he wrote. What a vile little person he is.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 18, 2024 06:38 PM (tT6L1)

Yep. They believe they can act with impunity, no repercussions whatsoever… until they learn fear, they will continue.

Posted by: tubal at December 18, 2024 06:39 PM (PCK5/)

18
Weight Stigma Czar, huh?

Is that, that ... thing fer it or agin it?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 18, 2024 06:39 PM (xG4kz)

19 6 So the Bulwark Nancy Boys are cravenly advocating murder…
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The depredations that Schwab, Soros and Gates have done and are planning to do are not enough to draw the ire of the Bulwark. But Musk saying to R's in Congress to not spend taxpayer money like were not already in 35 trillion dollars of debt is enough for them to get murder-curious.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 18, 2024 06:40 PM (fs1hN)

20 Very grey.

Ace must be out of ink in his C/Y/K cartridges.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at December 18, 2024 06:40 PM (DsA2n)

21 If you use Dark Reader it will be much easier on your eyes.

It's a super easy extension to add to your browser.

The internet will always look nice.

Posted by: eleven at December 18, 2024 06:40 PM (iziT8)

22
Maxwell Alejandro Frost @MaxwellFrostFL 3h

cause House Republicans are scared of him.
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You say that like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 18, 2024 06:40 PM (tT6L1)

23 Who bankrolls The Bulwark and the like?
Reid Hoffman?

Posted by: DaisyB at December 18, 2024 06:40 PM (AbL8c)

24 16 Sigh...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 18, 2024 06:39 PM (d9fT1)

And maybe an eyeroll??

Posted by: tubal at December 18, 2024 06:40 PM (PCK5/)

25 The Dems would have better luck running Joe Biden’s corpse than running Kamala again.

Notice how no one mentions Hillary? I think they know that she’s in bad shape, and is out of the game for good.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 18, 2024 06:40 PM (zQ3t+)

26 It wasn't just Joe's inarticulateness that doomed his presidency. It was also the idiotic "progressive" policies that people absolutely hate and being freed from censorship so we can voice our displeasure.

If your policies are so bad the only way you can win is by cheating and censoring your opposition you suck.
Own it leftists.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 18, 2024 06:40 PM (LkLld)

27 Sigh...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 18, 2024 06:39 PM (d9fT1)


French toast with maple syrup for dinner?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 18, 2024 06:41 PM (ExV1e)

28 "Click on the link to see what this mustachioed "woman" looks like. "


Why would I do that?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 18, 2024 06:41 PM (Rcnd3)

29 >>Sigh...


Someone forgot to turn on the Sous Vide Machine.

Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2024 06:41 PM (j6KoD)

30 The "new bill" tendered will obfuscate all of the original bullshit to be exactly the same bill with obfuscated bullshit reworded.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 18, 2024 06:42 PM (Q4IgG)

31 Maxwell Alejandro Frost

Elon Musk has done more for the world since becoming an African American than you ever could in 10 lifetimes.

Get busy, you toad.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 18, 2024 06:42 PM (u82oZ)

32 San Francisco voters: "We're TIRED of wasting our taxpayers dollars on free dildos for fentanyl addicts. As a city, we need to spend our money more wisely."

San Francisco politicians: "OK, how about we also spend a few hundred grand hiring a morbidly obese tranny to insult attractive people?"

San Francisco voters: "NOW you're talkin'!"

Posted by: zombie at December 18, 2024 06:42 PM (pMi6S)

33
I thought the ruling in and ruling out was done by the voters in the primary. Silly me.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba


I thought that was covered by the Hokey-Pokey Proviso

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 18, 2024 06:42 PM (xG4kz)

34 I saw Deranged Effeminate Worms open for David Bowie and The Spiders from Mars '67

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at December 18, 2024 06:42 PM (wDJaI)

35 Sigh...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

I feel a first world problem coming on.

Posted by: Tuna at December 18, 2024 06:43 PM (oaGWv)

36 Notice how no one mentions Hillary? I think they know that she’s in bad shape, and is out of the game for good.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 18, 2024 06:40 PM (zQ3t+)


*sob*

Posted by: Lanny Davis at December 18, 2024 06:43 PM (PiwSw)

37 Interesting that after years of reach-arounds, the left is against the billionaires (they don't like).

Too late asshoes.

It doesn't mean anything to us anymore. Trump, Elon, others perhaps are more like us than any leftist.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 18, 2024 06:43 PM (WXNFJ)

38 Politico: "Some" Democrats want Kamala to be the 2028 nominee.
_________________

I'd be thrilled if I thought that "some" Democrats wasn't just a euphemism for Jack Emhoff.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 18, 2024 06:43 PM (YqDXo)

39 I suspect the left is coming out against Elon and others with this argument because they know they are about to be on the receiving end of the populist argument.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 18, 2024 06:43 PM (oZhjI)

40 You just know the fat shaming czar of SF will wind up dead within a couple of months, right?

Lately, real life has been hitting lefties really hard, yet, they refuse to learn.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 18, 2024 06:43 PM (tT6L1)

41 15 7 Nurse, say a picture of a Christmas tree last night I thought you would like. Did you see it on the ONT?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

I did not! Pretty please post again!
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 18, 2024 06:39 PM (W2Pud)

https://youtu.be/8ldEiJ-j4RI

The one I think you'd like is at 7:24. There are several based around cats as well.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 18, 2024 06:43 PM (VNX3d)

42 The Bulwark would die without billionaires. The homos there would be giving handys under the overpass for a quarter a pop.

Posted by: Grump928(C) reminds you at December 18, 2024 06:43 PM (aD39U)

43 18
Weight Stigma Czar, huh?

Is that, that ... thing fer it or agin it?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 18, 2024 06:39 PM (xG4kz)

Weird Al...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2mU6USTBRE

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 18, 2024 06:44 PM (QAkQ3)

44 The last pic I saw of Hilldog she looked awful.

Posted by: eleven at December 18, 2024 06:44 PM (iziT8)

45 They have pulled the current rendition of the CR that had TERRIBLE things in it. There will be a new bill that will be brought to the floor, I am hearing tomorrow. Thank you for your council and reaching out.
_____

The new bill was reduced from the outrageous 1,547 pages down to a much more reasonable and clean 1,546 pages. You're welcome.

Posted by: Mike Johnson at December 18, 2024 06:44 PM (fs1hN)

46 I remember Hunter's favorite hooker, the one that got COVID funds from Joe's government, is on video telling Hunter that he is doing too many drugs and having sex with too many hookers.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 18, 2024 06:44 PM (oZhjI)

47
I finally tuned into The Bulwark and Pod Save America after election night. Man, the way those guys carry on, trying to rethink, reconsider, reset. Never has so much navel-gazing yielded so little insight. The only assumption they're willing to give up is that voters will "do the right thing." All their other assumptions are still intact. It's us rubes, not them.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at December 18, 2024 06:44 PM (T3es0)

48 Weight Stigma Czar, huh?

Is that, that ... thing fer it or agin it?

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I wasn't aware that San Francisco had a budget *surplus* that allowed for such trivial positions.

Nevertheless, it appears to be a role she won't take lightly.

Posted by: Crusader at December 18, 2024 06:45 PM (TN0g+)

49 They have pulled the current rendition of the CR that had TERRIBLE things in it. There will be a new bill that will be brought to the floor, I am hearing tomorrow. Thank you for your council and reaching out.
_____

The new bill was reduced from the outrageous 1,547 pages down to a much more reasonable and clean 1,546 pages. You're welcome.
Posted by: Mike Johnson at December 18, 2024 06:44 PM (fs1hN)

It is counsel, congresscritter…

Posted by: tubal at December 18, 2024 06:45 PM (PCK5/)

50 >> I remember Hunter's favorite hooker, the one that got COVID funds from Joe's government, is on video telling Hunter that he is doing too many drugs and having sex with too many hookers.


She was a better role model than his father.

Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2024 06:45 PM (j6KoD)

51 Chicago has spent about $574.5 million on illegal immigrants and asylum seekers over recent years as the border crisis continues.

I'd like to see the citizens of Chicago sue him for that, personally, while the Trump admin investigates him for RICO.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 18, 2024 06:46 PM (oZhjI)

52 The last pic I saw of Hilldog she looked awful.
Posted by: eleven at December 18, 2024 06:44 PM (iziT
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You may need to narrow it down a bit. The former First hag of AK and the White House hasn't looked good in a picture for about 3 decades.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 18, 2024 06:46 PM (tT6L1)

53 You have to wonder Omidyar would keep the bulwark going. At this stage, what’s the point of having some unfunny clowns on a small stage saying nanny nanny boo boo over and over again? Why bother?

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 18, 2024 06:46 PM (zQ3t+)

54 San Francisco just appointed Virgie Tovar as their Weight Stigma Czar.
_____________________

Judging by all the "Weight Stigma" proponents that are laced throughout social media (and now dead for health reasons), we can assume this is a fluid rotating position where will see quite a few filling the position in a relatively short period of time.

The should call it NNTU (No Need to Unpack).

Posted by: Orson at December 18, 2024 06:46 PM (dIske)

55 >> I remember Hunter's favorite hooker, the one that got COVID funds from Joe's government, is on video telling Hunter that he is doing too many drugs and having sex with too many hookers.


She was a better role model than his father.


More fun in the shower too

Posted by: Hunter Biden at December 18, 2024 06:46 PM (oZhjI)

56 Reasonably accurate? Just doesn't seem to go together. Like a degree of accuracy.

I'd had preferred arguably accurate.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 18, 2024 06:46 PM (k3/sC)

57 Who and how many blow jobs did the weight stigma freak do to get that job?

Posted by: Ben Had at December 18, 2024 06:47 PM (XTmTf)

58 Marc Andreessen @pmarca 17h
It turned out Twitter was more important than flying cars.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 18, 2024 06:47 PM (hovnC)

59 "You may need to narrow it down a bit. The former First hag of AK and the White House hasn't looked good in a picture for about 3 decades.
Posted by: blake"

True. True.

But this time she looked like something re-fried and left out in the sun for three days.

Posted by: eleven at December 18, 2024 06:47 PM (iziT8)

60 Nancy Mace as Beatrix Kiddo in Kill (the) Bill

https://x.com/RepNancyMace/status/
1869528067368157328

Posted by: Don Black. Message: just park out back at December 18, 2024 06:47 PM (/7KEl)

61 Let's be honest.

If Luigi the Hitman really wanted to target someone who was responsible for fucking the people over their healthcare, he would've went after Obama.

Brian Thompson was just swimming in the pool created by The Affordable Care Act.

Posted by: jsg at December 18, 2024 06:47 PM (Fg0Nr)

62 >>Who and how many blow jobs did the weight stigma freak do to get that job?


She only had to threaten once.

Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2024 06:47 PM (j6KoD)

63 and how much we paid for having somebody who just wasn't an articulate and comprehensive messenger, not just on behalf of his own presidency, but on behalf of progressivism, democracy -- and I am very angry about that
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Guess you shouldn't have backed her then.

Posted by: ... at December 18, 2024 06:47 PM (lX8VI)

64 Hunter's hooker baby momma defended Hunter and said he was being unfairly prosecuted.

That's one dumb bitch.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 18, 2024 06:48 PM (k3/sC)

65 Weight Stigma Czar, huh?

Is that, that ... thing fer it or agin it?

=====

I wasn't aware that San Francisco had a budget *surplus* that allowed for such trivial positions.

Nevertheless, it appears to be a role she won't take lightly.

Posted by: Crusader at December 18, 2024 06:45 PM (TN0g+)
_______________

She (?) is demanding reparations. Also doughnuts. Mostly doughnuts, actually.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 18, 2024 06:48 PM (YqDXo)

66 64 Hunter's hooker baby momma defended Hunter and said he was being unfairly prosecuted.

That's one dumb bitch.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 18, 2024 06:48 PM (k3/sC)

Ho got paid????

Posted by: tubal at December 18, 2024 06:49 PM (PCK5/)

67 {{{Ben Had}}}

🐴 🎼 🎶 Good Evening! ♩ ♫ ♬ 🎶

No Naughty Zoot oral sex, but she used up an awful lot of flour.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 18, 2024 06:49 PM (u82oZ)

68 Someone is paying Fat Nasty Vergie prolly the US tax payer..

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at December 18, 2024 06:49 PM (wDJaI)

69 Stopped by the local rancher's place and got a fresh whole tenderloin, today.

Looking forward to a Filet and Salad for dinner.

Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2024 06:49 PM (j6KoD)

70 64 Hunter's hooker baby momma defended Hunter and said he was being unfairly prosecuted.

That's one dumb bitch.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 18, 2024 06:48 PM (k3/sC)

Well she was a stripper so yeah.

Posted by: jsg at December 18, 2024 06:49 PM (Fg0Nr)

71
She (?) is demanding reparations. Also doughnuts. Mostly doughnuts, actually.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 18, 2024 06:48 PM (YqDXo)
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Reparations in the form of doughnuts.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 18, 2024 06:50 PM (tT6L1)

72 "San Francisco just appointed Virgie Tovar as their Weight Stigma Czar."

I want to give this appointee the respect it deserves, so I'll start by say that when Virgie sits around the office...Virgie sits AROUND the office!

Posted by: Crusader at December 18, 2024 06:50 PM (TN0g+)

73 57 Who and how many blow jobs did the weight stigma freak do to get that job?
_____

Don't pin that one on me, man. Seriously. That's messed up.

Posted by: Willie Brown at December 18, 2024 06:50 PM (fs1hN)

74 NaCly, dearest. You are at the top of Santa's nice list.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 18, 2024 06:50 PM (XTmTf)

75 Judging by all the "Weight Stigma" proponents that are laced throughout social media (and now dead for health reasons)
_______________

Imagine.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 18, 2024 06:50 PM (YqDXo)

76 "Click on the link to see what this mustachioed "woman" looks like."

Mentally ill person getting off on inflicting it's illness on others.

Posted by: fd at December 18, 2024 06:50 PM (vFG9F)

77 Hunter's hooker baby momma defended Hunter and said he was being unfairly prosecuted.

Baby will get more money if Hunter is out free taking whatever bribes he can still get versus spending his remaining years in club fed

Posted by: Hunter Biden at December 18, 2024 06:51 PM (oZhjI)

78 Click on the link to see what this mustachioed "woman" looks like.

Not gonna do it. It's a trap.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 18, 2024 06:51 PM (mH6SG)

79 They should have posted SF's weight stigma czar nekkid and on a ottoman. Wouldn't that be more artistic and tasteful?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 18, 2024 06:51 PM (pohLc)

80 Anybody says I look like Harold Lloyd spends a night in the box.

Posted by: Dark Mike Johnson at December 18, 2024 06:51 PM (paSBy)

81 Reparations in the form of doughnuts.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 18, 2024 06:50 PM (tT6L1)


Dat's what Ima talkin' 'bout!

Posted by: Alexander Vindman, reaching for the shoe polish at December 18, 2024 06:51 PM (PiwSw)

82
Notice how no one mentions Hillary? I think they know that she’s in bad shape, and is out of the game for good.
Posted by: Tom Servo

==============

And yet, she keeps piping up. She goes to bed at night furious that she lost in 2016 and scheming of ways to get revenge on everyone.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at December 18, 2024 06:51 PM (T3es0)

83 Ben Had

Aw, shucks. **Kicks dirt clod. **

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 18, 2024 06:51 PM (u82oZ)

84 Gah stupid Hunter sock...

Posted by: 18-1 at December 18, 2024 06:51 PM (oZhjI)

85 >Click on the link to see what this mustachioed "woman" looks like.

Catholic girl?

Posted by: Zombie Frank Zapa at December 18, 2024 06:52 PM (i0F8b)

86 Xipe Totec

Lucian Freud is dead. Leave him be.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 18, 2024 06:52 PM (u82oZ)

87 Max Frost is a total fraud and he is dumb. His white and Hispanic parents adopted him He was raised in a near upper middle-class neighborhood south of Orlando. He never went without for anything. His parents coddled him.

He had to move out of his house because it didn't look good when the Dem machine started grooming him after Sam Bankfraud threw a cool million into his campaign.

He's actually worse than AOC in many ways.

Posted by: pawn (on his new laptop!!!) at December 18, 2024 06:52 PM (Lo11P)

88 I have nightmares that I'm seated next to young Virgie Tovar on an airplane. Also that she moves around in the plane, screwing up the center of gravity.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 18, 2024 06:52 PM (YqDXo)

89 I wonder who’s the bigger drunk, Kammy or Hilly??

Posted by: tubal at December 18, 2024 06:52 PM (PCK5/)

90 Former Obama Bros rip Biden for essentially abdicating what remains of his fake presidency to Trump.
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Do I have this right? Trump is really behind the pardons; he's behind selling the material for the wall; behind the money going to Iran. All that and more - it's Trump's doing?

Sure. That sounds logical.

Posted by: Eeyore at December 18, 2024 06:53 PM (1bNHn)

91 The last pic I saw of Hilldog she looked awful.
Posted by: eleven
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She got those breast implants, but they were under her eyes.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 18, 2024 06:53 PM (Dm8we)

92 Notice how no one mentions Hillary? I think they know that she’s in bad shape, and is out of the game for good.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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What difference, at this point, does she make?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 18, 2024 06:54 PM (fs1hN)

93 Posted by: tubal at December 18, 2024 06:52 PM (PCK5/

I'm betting on ka-ma-La

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 18, 2024 06:54 PM (k3/sC)

94 Sounds like the UHC CEO 's family and Elon Musk should sue The Bulwark for slander

Posted by: steevy at December 18, 2024 06:54 PM (KQk9m)

95
Do I have this right? Trump is really behind the pardons; he's behind selling the material for the wall; behind the money going to Iran. All that and more - it's Trump's doing?

Sure. That sounds logical.
Posted by: Eeyore

============

I actually heard those idiots lament that when Republicans go low, Dems go high.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at December 18, 2024 06:54 PM (T3es0)

96 Hitlery is a functional alcoholic

Kamel-toe is...not.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 18, 2024 06:55 PM (oZhjI)

97 San Francisco just appointed Virgie Tovar as their Weight Stigma Czar

Heavy, man, heavy.
She don't make sammiches, but plenty are lost in the folds...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 18, 2024 06:55 PM (ynpvh)

98 Andy Ngo ‍@MrAndyNgo 14h
Here's the video I recorded in July 2020 when Mayor @tedwheeler went downtown to the BLM-Antifa riot to show solidarity with those trying to burn down the federal courthouse. The mob threatened him and blamed him for not kicking out the federal police protecting the property. Soon after this, they began to attack Wheeler's residence.

Andy Ngo @MrAndyNgo 17h
In his final days in office as Portland mayor & police commissioner, @tedwheeler opens up about how BLM-Antifa terrorized him & his family, including trying to burn down his condo & standing outside his daughter's room with a gun. cc: @kwilsonformayor

.@tedwheeler, at his core, is a moderate liberal technocrat who comes from a wealthy lumber dynasty family. However, his first term as Portland mayor coincided with the radicalization that happened in the city because of the election of Donald Trump.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 18, 2024 06:55 PM (hovnC)

99 Andy Ngo @MrAndyNgo 17h
To keep up with the approval of the loud radical left in the city, Wheeler empowered and excused the antics of Antifa and their radical allies in the nonprofit activist space. Thus, he set them on the path for four years where they recruited, organized, and committed violent, deadly crimes against the public. Antifa eventually turned their violence against him and his family, forcing them to literally flee their home in the Pearl District.

Portland mayor-elect @kwilsonformayor needs to learn from Wheeler's mistakes.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 18, 2024 06:55 PM (hovnC)

100 Kamala isn't functional when sober. Though I don't know what that looks like.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 18, 2024 06:56 PM (pohLc)

101 96 Hitlery is a functional alcoholic

Kamel-toe is...not.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 18, 2024 06:55 PM (oZhjI)

Trying to recall if Hillary ever appeared shit-faced in public, like Harris often does..

Posted by: tubal at December 18, 2024 06:56 PM (PCK5/)

102 When Virgie Tovar skips a meal the stock market drops.

Posted by: Crusader at December 18, 2024 06:56 PM (TN0g+)

103 96 Hitlery is a functional alcoholic

Kamel-toe is...not.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 18, 2024 06:55 PM (oZhjI)

I want a shrubbery, not a hitlery--Knights who say Ni!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 18, 2024 06:56 PM (ynpvh)

104 79 They should have posted SF's weight stigma czar nekkid and on a ottoman. Wouldn't that be more artistic and tasteful?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 18, 2024 06:51 PM (pohLc)
The production staff ran the numbers on it and the lumewipes alone broke the budget.

Posted by: Eromero at December 18, 2024 06:57 PM (LHPAg)

105 Thinking about it - outside of Kamel-toe I haven't seen many politicos drunk at public events.

The only other one I remember off the top of my head is John Kerry and then only once

Posted by: 18-1 at December 18, 2024 06:57 PM (oZhjI)

106 What difference, at this point, does she make?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 18, 2024 06:54 PM (fs1hN)


I kind of hope that Trump pardons her the first week, and lists each and every crime he is pardoning her for, and has listed online the evidence.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 18, 2024 06:57 PM (D7oie)

107
I read that as "Weight Smegma Czar" and wondered WTF?

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 18, 2024 06:57 PM (+oR7L)

108 Breaking911 @Breaking911 6m
R.I.P. — 14-year-old Rubi Patricia Vergara ID'ed as student killed in shooting at Abundant Life Christian School in Madison, Wisconsin.

According to her obituary, she was an avid reader, loved art, singing & playing keyboard in the family worship band. She shared a special bond with her beloved pets, Ginger (cat) and Coco (dog).

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 18, 2024 06:58 PM (hovnC)

109 Funny as hell that that Mayor Johnson makes Mayor Groot look competent

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 18, 2024 06:59 PM (DopAq)

110
Trying to recall if Hillary ever appeared shit-faced in public, like Harris often does..
Posted by: tubal at December 18, 2024 06:56 PM (PCK5/)
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Married to Bill and Bill cheated on her constantly. I'm going to say Hillary has lots of practice appearing sober while drunk.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 18, 2024 06:59 PM (tT6L1)

111 San Francisco just appointed Virgie Tovar as their Weight Stigma Czar.

Meh. I was going to go have a piece of that cranberry cake in the fridge, but now I've kind of lost my appetite.

Posted by: Paco at December 18, 2024 06:59 PM (mADJX)

112 WTF does any city, state, or nation need with a "weight stigma czar?"

That may be the most useless job ever.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 18, 2024 06:59 PM (BpYfr)

113 Used to see a lot of women with mustaches in my home town. And unibrows. 80 year old Greek widows.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 18, 2024 07:00 PM (gm9Sb)

114 89 I wonder who’s the bigger drunk, Kammy or Hilly??
Posted by: tubal December 18, 2024 06:52 PM (PCK5/)

Kamala. By Far. She's drunk at 9 and saying stupid shit she thinks is profound.

Posted by: jsg at December 18, 2024 07:00 PM (Fg0Nr)

115 So the man hater killed a girlfriend? Something ain't right

Posted by: steevy at December 18, 2024 07:00 PM (KQk9m)

116 That may be the most useless job ever.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 18, 2024 06:59 PM (BpYfr)
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I dunno, the guy who built the shrimp treadmills may be in the running.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 18, 2024 07:00 PM (tT6L1)

117 112 WTF does any city, state, or nation need with a "weight stigma czar?"
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Dangerous too, with SF being that close to San Andreas Fault.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 18, 2024 07:00 PM (fs1hN)

118 You have to wonder Omidyar would keep the bulwark going. At this stage, what’s the point of having some unfunny clowns on a small stage saying nanny nanny boo boo over and over again? Why bother?
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 18, 2024 06:46 PM (zQ3t+)
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They're trying to pick up radical leftist traffic, but it won't work. They're no longer the Bad Boys of Establishment Conservatism, they're washed-up has-beens who lack the guts to go full Marxist.

They can't survive without subsidies and aren't moving the needle on hurting the GOP.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 18, 2024 07:01 PM (ZOv7s)

119 You have to wonder Omidyar would keep the bulwark going.
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Easy access to power bottoms?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 18, 2024 07:02 PM (fs1hN)

120 I dunno, the guy who built the shrimp treadmills may be in the running.

That's just not fair.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at December 18, 2024 07:02 PM (mH6SG)

121 "Weight Stigma."

The shit these people come up with.

Posted by: davidt at December 18, 2024 07:02 PM (i0F8b)

122 107
I read that as "Weight Smegma Czar" and wondered WTF?

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 18, 2024 06:57 PM (+oR7L)

I watched some of it so you didn't have to.

She wrote a book called You Have The Right To Remain Fat. They've apparently locked her up and threw away the key.

Posted by: jsg at December 18, 2024 07:03 PM (Fg0Nr)

123 Trying to recall if Hillary ever appeared shit-faced in public, like Harris often does..
Posted by: tubal at December 18, 2024 06:56 PM (PCK5/)
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The Clintons at their peak had flawless image control, and before cell phone cameras, it was hard to get those cameos. People had to bring larger video equipment.

Anyone remember the "scandal" of photos being snapped of them dancing on the beach after the Lewinsky scandal broke. The angry denunciations from the press secretary for violating their privacy, professional jouralism experts saying how "out of bounds it was," and of course it was set-up.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 18, 2024 07:04 PM (ZOv7s)

124 112 WTF does any city, state, or nation need with a "weight stigma czar?"

That may be the most useless job ever.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 18, 2024 06:59 PM (BpYfr)

Dunno. What about Chief Diversity Officer?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 18, 2024 07:04 PM (ynpvh)

125 I dunno, the guy who built the shrimp treadmills may be in the running.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 18, 2024 07:00 PM

Well played.

Posted by: jsg at December 18, 2024 07:04 PM (Fg0Nr)

126 Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
Sounds like the ridiculous and extraordinarily expensive Continuing Resolution, PLUS, is dying fast, but can anyone imagine passing it without either terminating, or extending, the Debt Ceiling guillotine coming up in June? Unless the Democrats terminate or substantially extend Debt Ceiling now, I will fight ‘till the end. This is a nasty TRAP set in place by the Radical Left Democrats! They are looking to embarrass us in June when it comes up for a Vote. The people that extended it, from September 28th to June 1st, should be ashamed of themselves. It was political malpractice! Also, the Communist Global Engagement Center, a project of Crooked Hillary Clinton, should not in any way, shape, or form be extended and, the shielding of the very corrupt J6 Unselect Committee of Political Losers and Thugs would be suicidal for any Republican approving it. Likewise, this is not a good time for Congress to be asking for pay increases. Hopefully, you’ll be entitled to such an increase in the near future when we, “MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!”

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 18, 2024 07:05 PM (hovnC)

127 120 I dunno, the guy who built the shrimp treadmills may be in the running.

That's just not fair.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at December 18, 2024 07:02 PM (mH6SG)

Eh, you're just the fresh frozen real imitation Jumbo shrimp. The DEI hire of the Shrimp world...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 18, 2024 07:05 PM (ynpvh)

128 Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump 24 min
If Republicans try to pass a clean Continuing Resolution without all of the Democrat “bells and whistles” that will be so destructive to our Country, all it will do, after January 20th, is bring the mess of the Debt Limit into the Trump Administration, rather than allowing it to take place in the Biden Administration. Any Republican that would be so stupid as to do this should, and will, be Primaried. Everything should be done, and fully negotiated, prior to my taking Office on January 20th, 2025.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 18, 2024 07:05 PM (hovnC)

129 122 107
I read that as "Weight Smegma Czar" and wondered WTF?

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 18, 2024 06:57 PM (+oR7L)

I watched some of it so you didn't have to.

She wrote a book called You Have The Right To Remain Fat. They've apparently locked her up and threw away the key.

Posted by: jsg at December 18, 2024 07:03 PM (Fg0Nr)

Lost in the folds, to technically not thrown away; nobody volunteered to look for it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 18, 2024 07:05 PM (ynpvh)

130 You have to be a dedicated kool-aid drinker to want another shot at Kamaunist

Posted by: Skip at December 18, 2024 07:05 PM (fwDg9)

131 "He got his brother's widow hooked on crack, then fucked her." I'm thinking it was the other way around, but who's counting...

If only that were the worst Huntie did.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at December 18, 2024 07:06 PM (MZ+PY)

132 @ 109, LOL, specially onnacounta it's true!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at December 18, 2024 07:06 PM (cY18j)

133 By definition a stigma is a mark of disgrace. I'd say SF got their money's worth

Posted by: Ben Had at December 18, 2024 07:06 PM (XTmTf)

134 "That's just not fair.
Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp"

I noticed on my cereal box this morning "Giant Frosted Mini Wheats". They were just regular size.

Posted by: fd at December 18, 2024 07:06 PM (vFG9F)

135 Who the hell is Harry Sisson? I mean, what's the big deal with this clown? As far as I can tell, he's just some schmuck who attends NYU and is an "influencer". He's practically a clone of David Hogg. It will be his life's work to rehab the rep of somebody like Hunter Biden.

Posted by: Paco at December 18, 2024 07:07 PM (mADJX)

136 When Virgie Tovar skips a meal the stock market drops.

Posted by: Crusader at December 18, 2024 06:56 PM (TN0g+)
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If she slips in the bathtub she generates a tsunami.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 18, 2024 07:08 PM (YqDXo)

137

What in the world is "weight neutrality"?

Posted by: mrp at December 18, 2024 07:08 PM (rj6Yv)

138 There was that one photo of Hillary from 2016 totally sloshed on her campaign plane, and all the reporters are gazing with adoration at her.

This is why you had reporters in 2016 talking about how she's so relaxed in private, really engaging, and she needs to show that to the American people.

Translation: she's fun when she's drunk.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 18, 2024 07:08 PM (ZOv7s)

139 133 By definition a stigma is a mark of disgrace. I'd say SF got their money's worth- Ben Had

And then some.

Posted by: Paco at December 18, 2024 07:08 PM (mADJX)

140 thx andycanuck, that's My President! Woohoo!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at December 18, 2024 07:08 PM (cY18j)

141 136 When Virgie Tovar skips a meal the stock market drops.

Posted by: Crusader at December 18, 2024 06:56 PM (TN0g+)
_________________

If she slips in the bathtub she generates a tsunami.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 18, 2024 07:08 PM (YqDXo)

Guam actually flipped when she visited.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 18, 2024 07:08 PM (ynpvh)

142 105 Never saw an event with Nancy Pelosi or Ted Kennedy?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at December 18, 2024 07:08 PM (wBaIH)

143 "What in the world is "weight neutrality"?
Posted by: mrp"

It's like a blimp.

Posted by: fd at December 18, 2024 07:08 PM (vFG9F)

144 The Babylon Bee decides to help Kamala choose a new career:

youtu.be/CZb7Z8qjcus

Posted by: pookysgirl, for certain values of help at December 18, 2024 07:09 PM (dtlDP)

145 137

What in the world is "weight neutrality"?

Posted by: mrp at December 18, 2024 07:08 PM (rj6Yv)

Being in zero g.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 18, 2024 07:09 PM (ynpvh)

146 You have to be a dedicated kool-aid drinker to want another shot at Kamaunist

Posted by: Skip at December 18, 2024 07:05 PM (fwDg9)
__________________

It's a trial balloon for Chlamydia to figure out what she does next.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 18, 2024 07:09 PM (YqDXo)

147 137

What in the world is "weight neutrality"?
Posted by: mrp at December 18, 2024 07:08 PM (rj6Yv)

You add a slice of Swiss cheese and voila

Posted by: jsg at December 18, 2024 07:09 PM (Fg0Nr)

148 Deplorable Jay Guevara

Validating poor health and eating practices is soo Darwinian. Knock yourself out, blimp.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 18, 2024 07:09 PM (u82oZ)

149 She wrote a book called You Have The Right To Remain Fat. They've apparently locked her up and threw away the key.
Posted by: jsg at December 18, 2024 07:03 PM (Fg0Nr)

You do have the right to remain fat.

I have the right to make fun of you for it, and ensure I'm not inconvenienced by you being overly Fat.

I'm 6 ft 220 lbs... not a small guy, but not fat... broad shoulders. I don't fly anymore partly because me, sitting next to a fat person in an airplane, just aint gonna work.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 18, 2024 07:10 PM (QAkQ3)

150 Used to see a lot of women with mustaches in my home town. And unibrows. 80 year old Greek widows.
Posted by: bill in arkansas

My Nonna and Great Aunts have entered the chat.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 18, 2024 07:10 PM (WXNFJ)

151 You have the right to remain fat.
Anything you eat can and will go straight to your thighs.
You have the right to a Carvel cookie puss ice cream cake.
If you cannot afford a Carvel cookie puss ice cream cake, one will be provided for you.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 18, 2024 07:10 PM (fs1hN)

152 What in the world is "weight neutrality"?
Posted by: mrp at December 18, 2024 07:08 PM (rj6Yv)


I suppose it means something to do with "buoyancy" which is appropriate since that is a picture of some sort of cetacean

Posted by: Kindltot at December 18, 2024 07:10 PM (D7oie)

153 148 Deplorable Jay Guevara

Validating poor health and eating practices is soo Darwinian. Knock yourself out, blimp.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 18, 2024 07:09 PM (u82oZ)

Is there a group of "Extreme Fatties of Fifty"? If so, how many living members?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 18, 2024 07:10 PM (ynpvh)

154 Willowed from last thread: Chuck tried to warn us.

206 Nood. Let's just say in the new post Ace exacts a cost for including Anna Luna in this post.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 18, 2024 06:35 PM (fs1hN)


Can't have sunshine without a little rain I guess. But warning or not, I still read the content. Whadya gonna do?

Posted by: haffhowershower at December 18, 2024 07:10 PM (NMT5x)

155 Guam actually flipped when she visited.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 18, 2024 07:08 PM (ynpvh)
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She broke the Harkonnen suspensor belt. And then ate it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 18, 2024 07:10 PM (ZOv7s)

156 148 Deplorable Jay Guevara

Validating poor health and eating practices is soo Darwinian. Knock yourself out, blimp.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 18, 2024 07:09 PM (u82oZ)

I've tried to find numbers, but the Gov makes them almost impossible to find...

Does Obesity now kill more people, than smoking would have through Lung Cancer?

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 18, 2024 07:11 PM (QAkQ3)

157 She argued that "No one appointed a monarch to rule over the people of Chicago" and said, "Your duty is to serve the public, and you are bound by the parameters of the Constitution only to act by the consent of the people."

Bwahahaha!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 18, 2024 07:11 PM (dR6yv)

158 153 148 Deplorable Jay Guevara

Validating poor health and eating practices is soo Darwinian. Knock yourself out, blimp.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 18, 2024 07:09 PM (u82oZ)

Is there a group of "Extreme Fatties of Fifty"? If so, how many living members?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 18, 2024 07:10 PM (ynpvh)

OVER Fifty. Damn fingers.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 18, 2024 07:11 PM (ynpvh)

159 I don't fly anymore partly because me, sitting next to a fat person in an airplane, just aint gonna work.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 18, 2024 07:10 PM (QAkQ3)
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She has to be suspended between two 747s.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 18, 2024 07:11 PM (ZOv7s)

160 155 Guam actually flipped when she visited.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 18, 2024 07:08 PM (ynpvh)
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She broke the Harkonnen suspensor belt. And then ate it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 18, 2024 07:10 PM (ZOv7s)

She doesn't need Spice to fold space-time.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 18, 2024 07:12 PM (ynpvh)

161 John Eckdahl:

"We're already back to 2017. Bullshit reports spreading like wildfire, only to be snuffed out after a day of freakouts. Cycle will begin with something new tomorrow. Time is a flat circle"


The big difference between 2017 and 2025 is that Pam Bondi won't appoint a special prosecutor in response to bullshit reports.

Posted by: mrp at December 18, 2024 07:12 PM (rj6Yv)

162 She doesn't need Spice to fold space-time.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 18, 2024 07:12 PM (ynpvh)
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Yeah, she just sits on it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 18, 2024 07:12 PM (ZOv7s)

163 Being in zero g.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 18, 2024 07:09 PM (ynpvh)


You mean like Baron Harkonnen? I can see the similarity, yes.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 18, 2024 07:13 PM (D7oie)

164 What in the world is "weight neutrality"?
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The Swiss chocolate diet.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 18, 2024 07:13 PM (hovnC)

165 159 I don't fly anymore partly because me, sitting next to a fat person in an airplane, just aint gonna work.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 18, 2024 07:10 PM (QAkQ3)
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She has to be suspended between two 747s.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 18, 2024 07:11 PM (ZOv7s)

Well, they did call them Jumbo Jets.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 18, 2024 07:13 PM (QAkQ3)

166 You have to wonder Omidyar would keep the bulwark going. At this stage, what’s the point of having some unfunny clowns on a small stage saying nanny nanny boo boo over and over again? Why bother?
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 18, 2024 06:46 PM (zQ3t+)
_________________

You'd think their targeting billionaires would give Omidyar pause for thought.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 18, 2024 07:13 PM (YqDXo)

167 I may be dumb.

ok.

But I never understood the phrase "time is a flat circle."

Posted by: eleven at December 18, 2024 07:14 PM (iziT8)

168 126 Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
Sounds like the ridiculous and extraordinarily expensive Continuing Resolution, PLUS, is dying fast, but can anyone imagine passing it without either terminating, or extending, the Debt Ceiling guillotine coming up in June? Unless the Democrats terminate or substantially extend Debt Ceiling now, I will fight ‘till the end. This is a nasty TRAP set in place by the Radical Left Democrats!
____

I'm pretty sure if Trump was browsing the comments on the AoS site, he'd be astute enough to avoid Admiral Akbar's posts.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 18, 2024 07:14 PM (fs1hN)

169
"Out of the clear blue of the western sky comes ____ ____!"

??

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 18, 2024 07:14 PM (kFb/P)

170 Her mass is so great that while taking a bath, she found a black hole in one of her creases.

The promptly ate it, creating a super-obese singularity that is powered entirely by box wine and bon-bonos.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 18, 2024 07:14 PM (ZOv7s)

171 I've tried to find numbers, but the Gov makes them almost impossible to find...

Does Obesity now kill more people, than smoking would have through Lung Cancer?
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 18, 2024 07:11 PM (QAkQ3)


Cancer is up but no one can say why. It is probably because we are not quitting smoking hard enough.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 18, 2024 07:15 PM (D7oie)

172 164 What in the world is "weight neutrality"?
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The Swiss chocolate diet.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 18, 2024 07:13 PM (hovnC)

Had a Date once who kept trying to eat off my plate... which I detest...

She told me it does not count for calories if you eat off someone else's plate.

Weight Neutrality?

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 18, 2024 07:15 PM (QAkQ3)

173 167 I may be dumb.

ok.

But I never understood the phrase "time is a flat circle."

Posted by: eleven at December 18, 2024 07:14 PM (iziT

Only after Virgie Tovar sits on it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 18, 2024 07:15 PM (ynpvh)

174 Only Jean-Claud Van Damme can be suspended between two 747s.

Posted by: eleven at December 18, 2024 07:15 PM (iziT8)

175 But I never understood the phrase "time is a flat circle."
Posted by: eleven at December 18, 2024 07:14 PM (iziT

It goes in a bottle.

Posted by: Jim Croce at December 18, 2024 07:15 PM (dR6yv)

176 150 "Tony, mangi, mangi. You isa so skinny".

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 18, 2024 07:16 PM (gm9Sb)

177 Kindltot

Smoking is way down. But Vaccine cancers are on turbo drive.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 18, 2024 07:16 PM (u82oZ)

178 Cancer is up but no one can say why. It is probably because we are not quitting smoking hard enough.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 18, 2024 07:15 PM (D7oie)

There is more valid Statistical evidence that the Covid Shots are causing Turbo Cancer, then there is for man made CO2 driven Globul Warmering.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 18, 2024 07:16 PM (QAkQ3)

179 You'd think their targeting billionaires would give Omidyar pause for thought.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 18, 2024 07:13 PM (YqDXo)
---
Yeah, that seems like a poor choice. Seriously, it's an attempt to get Antifa traffic, but they won't go because they have no idea who those people are.

And going after Musk is stupid because he holds no elective office. It's just a pathetic attempt to retain the illusion of relevancy.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 18, 2024 07:16 PM (ZOv7s)

180 Breaking: An investigation into racist, pro-Trump graffiti messages at
@RhodesCollege in Memphis, Tenn. that caused a panic has revealed that it was a hoax from a student.

The college is not releasing information about the student behind the hoax. The n-word and "Trump rules" were written on pieces of paper on campus.

In reaction to discovering the messages, the university reaffirmed its commitment to DEI.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 18, 2024 07:16 PM (WXNFJ)

181 Your Weight Stigma Czar is so fat, she walked past the TV and I missed an entire episode of South Park.

Posted by: jsg at December 18, 2024 07:16 PM (Fg0Nr)

182 Had a Date once who kept trying to eat off my plate... which I detest...

She told me it does not count for calories if you eat off someone else's plate.
_______________

Now THERE was a keeper. She probably weighs 300 lbs. now.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 18, 2024 07:16 PM (YqDXo)

183 “Rep. Anna Paulina Luna @RepLuna 19m

They have pulled the current rendition of the CR that had TERRIBLE things in it. There will be a new bill that will be brought to the floor, I am hearing tomorrow. Thank you for your council and reaching out“

Funny how this TERRIBLE CR rendition got this far along before getting pulled. It’s like Johnson was hoping to pass it as-is.

Posted by: 13times at December 18, 2024 07:17 PM (S7agN)

184 If we change the sex of law breakers, that would funny.
Break the law again, change sex back or no organs at all. The Barbie doll operation.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 18, 2024 07:17 PM (1urne)

185 105 John Boehner

Posted by: friends in low places at December 18, 2024 07:17 PM (WD60c)

186 178 Cancer is up but no one can say why. It is probably because we are not quitting smoking hard enough.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 18, 2024 07:15 PM (D7oie)

There is more valid Statistical evidence that the Covid Shots are causing Turbo Cancer, then there is for man made CO2 driven Globul Warmering.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 18, 2024 07:16 PM (QAkQ3)

simply because the latter doesn't exist...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 18, 2024 07:17 PM (ynpvh)

187 >>The big difference between 2017 and 2025 is that Pam Bondi won't appoint a special prosecutor in response to bullshit reports.

Another big difference is we can now go on X and get the truth out in a matter of minutes without being censored or cancelled.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 18, 2024 07:17 PM (LkLld)

188 Flat circle depends on who controls the vertical and horizontal.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 18, 2024 07:17 PM (XTmTf)

189 Breaking: An investigation into racist, pro-Trump graffiti messages at
@RhodesCollege in Memphis, Tenn. that caused a panic has revealed that it was a hoax from a student.

The college is not releasing information about the student behind the hoax. The n-word and "Trump rules" were written on pieces of paper on campus.

In reaction to discovering the messages, the university reaffirmed its commitment to DEI.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 18, 2024 07:16 PM (WXNFJ)
________________

Another race hoax?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 18, 2024 07:18 PM (YqDXo)

190 humphreyrobot


Larry Niven in his Organlegger stories went there. In the 1970s.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 18, 2024 07:18 PM (u82oZ)

191 Smoking is way down. But Vaccine cancers are on turbo drive.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 18, 2024 07:16 PM (u82oZ)
---
The hormones that they are giving kids were originally created for menopausal women but were pulled because they caused cancer rates to skyrocket.

Now teenagers are coming down with the same types of cancer.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 18, 2024 07:18 PM (ZOv7s)

192 She can't wear a yellow rain coat for people hollering "Taxi"

Posted by: javems at December 18, 2024 07:18 PM (huk1K)

193 What in the world is "weight neutrality"?

Buoyancy.

Posted by: t-bird at December 18, 2024 07:18 PM (ws6WZ)

194 Flat circle depends on who controls the vertical and horizontal.
Posted by: Ben Had

The engineers at The Outer Limits?

Posted by: Tonypete at December 18, 2024 07:19 PM (WXNFJ)

195 But wouldn't time be a helix moving through 3d space?

I'm a nerd. Sue me.

Posted by: eleven at December 18, 2024 07:19 PM (iziT8)

196 I don't mind fat shaming fatties.
They are disgusting and unhealthy and have poor self esteem.
FAT FAT FATTY!

Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 18, 2024 07:19 PM (c6hLR)

197 177, 178, bingo!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at December 18, 2024 07:20 PM (cY18j)

198 Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

Good news: Based and well raised kids will be very tough.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 18, 2024 07:20 PM (u82oZ)

199 186 178 Cancer is up but no one can say why. It is probably because we are not quitting smoking hard enough.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 18, 2024 07:15 PM (D7oie)

There is more valid Statistical evidence that the Covid Shots are causing Turbo Cancer, then there is for man made CO2 driven Globul Warmering.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 18, 2024 07:16 PM (QAkQ3)

simply because the latter doesn't exist...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 18, 2024 07:17 PM (ynpvh)

And yet, somehow drives Political Policies.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 18, 2024 07:20 PM (QAkQ3)

200 Sue me.
Posted by: eleven

Sure thing, Boy.

Posted by: Zombie Johnny Cash at December 18, 2024 07:20 PM (WXNFJ)

201 The college is not releasing information about the student behind the hoax. The n-word and "Trump rules" were written on pieces of paper on campus.

In reaction to discovering the messages, the university reaffirmed its commitment to DEI.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 18, 2024 07:16 PM (WXNFJ)
---
Yep, protect the perp because they did what needs doin'.

Demand for right-wing hate crimes has vastly exceeded the supply.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 18, 2024 07:20 PM (ZOv7s)

202 175 But I never understood the phrase "time is a flat circle."
Posted by: eleven at December 18, 2024 07:14 PM (iziT

It goes in a bottle.
Posted by: Jim Croce at December 18, 2024 07:15 PM (dR6yv)


It has come today.

Posted by: The Chambers Brothers at December 18, 2024 07:20 PM (PiwSw)

203 Funny how this TERRIBLE CR rendition got this far along before getting pulled. It’s like Johnson was hoping to pass it as-is.
Posted by: 13times


Think of the other possibility, the "Winning!" possibility.

Posted by: t-bird at December 18, 2024 07:20 PM (ws6WZ)

204 San Francisco “Relationship Expert” -

never married. Naturally. OR

Alternatively, thrice Divorced, currently incarcerated awaiting trial for spousal homicide and storing partially-consumed body parts and faecal matter figurines preserved in Acrylic.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 18, 2024 07:20 PM (QAa0/)

205 There is a story "Flatland", I think, where the characters lived in a 2 d world. I read part of it years ago. I should return.

Posted by: fd at December 18, 2024 07:20 PM (vFG9F)

206 195 But wouldn't time be a helix moving through 3d space?

I'm a nerd. Sue me.

Posted by: eleven at December 18, 2024 07:19 PM (iziT

https://youtube.com/shorts/iBzwzDDkZLo

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 18, 2024 07:21 PM (ynpvh)

207 196 I don't mind fat shaming fatties.
They are disgusting and unhealthy and have poor self esteem.
FAT FAT FATTY!
Posted by: gourmand du jour

Weight stigma has gone up. It's working!

Posted by: People who hired weight stigma czar but didn't disclose actual goals at December 18, 2024 07:22 PM (fs1hN)

208 Virgie Tovar Facts

Virgie Tovar doesn't do pushups. She pushes the Earth down.

Virgie Tovar doesn't read books. She sits on them down until he gets the information he wants.

Heart attack died of a Virgie Tovar.

Virgie Tovar's belly button is actually a toilet.

Virgie Tovar can clap with one arm-wattle.

We live in a collapsing universe; Virgie Tovar is the cause.

When Virgie Tovar sits around the house, she sits around the house.

Posted by: zombie at December 18, 2024 07:22 PM (pMi6S)

209 199 186 178 Cancer is up but no one can say why. It is probably because we are not quitting smoking hard enough.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 18, 2024 07:15 PM (D7oie)

There is more valid Statistical evidence that the Covid Shots are causing Turbo Cancer, then there is for man made CO2 driven Globul Warmering.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 18, 2024 07:16 PM (QAkQ3)

simply because the latter doesn't exist...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 18, 2024 07:17 PM (ynpvh)

And yet, somehow drives Political Policies.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 18, 2024 07:20 PM (QAkQ3)

The luminiferous ether of politics.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 18, 2024 07:22 PM (ynpvh)

210 202 175 But I never understood the phrase "time is a flat circle."
Posted by: eleven at December 18, 2024 07:14 PM (iziT

It goes in a bottle.
Posted by: Jim Croce at December 18, 2024 07:15 PM (dR6yv)

It has come today.
Posted by: The Chambers Brothers at December 18, 2024 07:20 PM (PiwSw)

But, does anyone really know what time it is?

Posted by: Chicago, the music group not shithole city at December 18, 2024 07:22 PM (QAkQ3)

211 Maybe Weight Neutrality is when you have enough mass to negate earth's gravity having your own

Posted by: Skip at December 18, 2024 07:22 PM (fwDg9)

212 Weight Stigma Czar


Heavy is the head that...is on top of that neck.

Posted by: haffhowershower at December 18, 2024 07:23 PM (NMT5x)

213 Maybe Weight Neutrality is when you have enough mass to negate earth's gravity having your own
Posted by: Skip at December 18, 2024 07:22 PM (fwDg9)
---
Snacks are pulled in by your gravity well.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 18, 2024 07:24 PM (ZOv7s)

214 There is a story "Flatland", I think, where the characters lived in a 2 d world. I read part of it years ago. I should return.
Posted by: fd at December 18, 2024 07:20 PM (vFG9F)
---
Yep. A classic by Edwin Abbot.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 18, 2024 07:24 PM (BpYfr)

215 And yet, somehow drives Political Policies.
Posted by: Romeo13

Faults in ur-DNA selected in the stone age.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 18, 2024 07:24 PM (u82oZ)

216 Hillary just needs keto diet ... and an exorcism.

Though really, I likely put her in the "you are of your father the Devil" category. No way back to sanity or confession for those sellouts.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 18, 2024 07:24 PM (Cus5s)

217 "https://youtube.com/shorts/iBzwzDDkZLo
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) "

Someone gets me!

Posted by: eleven at December 18, 2024 07:24 PM (iziT8)

218 Pamplona Spain cancelled the Running of the Bulls because Virgie Tovar ate them all.

Posted by: zombie at December 18, 2024 07:24 PM (pMi6S)

219 But, does anyone really know what time it is?
Posted by: Chicago, the music group not shithole city at December 18, 2024 07:22 PM (QAkQ3)
---
TIME TO EAT!

Posted by: Virgie Tovar at December 18, 2024 07:24 PM (ZOv7s)

220 I was taking a 6-seat puddle jumper to Vermont. The guy at the counter asked each passenger how much he weighed.

The person in front of me was a Virgie Tovar look-alike, and if she said "120 lbs." I was going to tap her on the shoulder and tell her that he meant BOTH legs, not just one.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 18, 2024 07:24 PM (YqDXo)

221 49 They have pulled the current rendition of the CR that had TERRIBLE things in it. There will be a new bill that will be brought to the floor, I am hearing tomorrow. Thank you for your council and reaching out.
_____

The new bill was reduced from the outrageous 1,547 pages down to a much more reasonable and clean 1,546 pages. You're welcome.
Posted by: Mike Johnson at December 18, 2024 06:44 PM (fs1hN)

It is counsel, congresscritter…
Posted by: tubal at December 18, 2024 06:45 PM (PCK5/)

I'm gonna give her a pass, maybe it was just auto-correct.

Posted by: And speaking of Rep. Luna and auto cucumber... at December 18, 2024 07:25 PM (lg881)

222
Why am I thinking of Topo Gigio right now??


Posted by: Soothsayer at December 18, 2024 07:25 PM (kFb/P)

223 210 202 175 But I never understood the phrase "time is a flat circle."
Posted by: eleven at December 18, 2024 07:14 PM (iziT

It goes in a bottle.
Posted by: Jim Croce at December 18, 2024 07:15 PM (dR6yv)

It has come today.
Posted by: The Chambers Brothers at December 18, 2024 07:20 PM (PiwSw)

But, does anyone really know what time it is?
Posted by: Chicago, the music group not shithole city

Time stand still.

Posted by: Great White North Power Trio at December 18, 2024 07:25 PM (fs1hN)

224 167 I may be dumb.

ok.

But I never understood the phrase "time is a flat circle."

Posted by: eleven at December 18, 2024 07:14 PM (iziT

Only after Virgie Tovar sits on it.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 18, 2024 07:15 PM (ynpvh)
It has that hole in the middle of it.

Posted by: Eromero at December 18, 2024 07:25 PM (LHPAg)

225 Maybe Weight Neutrality is when you have enough mass to negate earth's gravity having your own
Posted by: Skip at December 18, 2024 07:22 PM (fwDg9)

Elon Musk took one look at Tovar and said "I can't lift that."

Posted by: mrp at December 18, 2024 07:25 PM (rj6Yv)

226 "Maybe Weight Neutrality is when you have enough mass to negate earth's gravity having your own
Posted by: Skip at December 18, 2024 07:22 PM (fwDg9)
---
Snacks are pulled in by your gravity well.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd"


The Starship Enterprise can use her to slingshot back in time.

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to Star Trek at December 18, 2024 07:25 PM (vFG9F)

227 >>>Politico: "Some" Democrats want Kamala to be the 2028 nominee.

Some Republicans would like to see this as well.

Let's do it one more time!

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 18, 2024 07:25 PM (klJTj)

228
The ONLY thing "funny" about Topo Gigio was Ed Sullivan saying Topo Gigio.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 18, 2024 07:26 PM (kFb/P)

229 Virgie Tovar doesn't need to wear a watch, because it's ALWAYS lunchtime.

Posted by: zombie at December 18, 2024 07:26 PM (pMi6S)

230 I was taking a 6-seat puddle jumper to Vermont. The guy at the counter asked each passenger how much he weighed.

The person in front of me was a Virgie Tovar look-alike, and if she said "120 lbs." I was going to tap her on the shoulder and tell her that he meant BOTH legs, not just one.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 18, 2024 07:24 PM (YqDXo)
---
A couple of years ago one of those crashed on landing and the cause of the accident was that it was overloaded.

Weight limits are there for a reason.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 18, 2024 07:26 PM (ZOv7s)

231 Deplorable Jay Guevara

Valid weight and moment calculations prevent crashes. This is known.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 18, 2024 07:26 PM (u82oZ)

232 210 202 175 But I never understood the phrase "time is a flat circle."
Posted by: eleven at December 18, 2024 07:14 PM (iziT

It goes in a bottle.
Posted by: Jim Croce at December 18, 2024 07:15 PM (dR6yv)

It has come today.
Posted by: The Chambers Brothers at December 18, 2024 07:20 PM (PiwSw)

But, does anyone really know what time it is?
Posted by: Chicago, the music group not shithole city at December 18, 2024 07:22 PM (QAkQ3)

It's tick-tick-ticking in my head.

Posted by: Joe Jackson at December 18, 2024 07:26 PM (lg881)

233 206 195 But wouldn't time be a helix moving through 3d space?

I'm a nerd. Sue me.

Posted by: eleven at December 18, 2024 07:19 PM


Samuel R. Delany reference? Very nice.

https://is.gd/kFnxAi

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 18, 2024 07:27 PM (PiwSw)

234 217 "https://youtube.com/shorts/iBzwzDDkZLo
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) "

Someone gets me!

Posted by: eleven at December 18, 2024 07:24 PM (iziT

One of the issues with a time machine...how do you keep it tied to a specific spot on the face of the earth if that spot is continually in motion along a number of rotational and spatial axes?
So time travel guy is successful, but dies in the void of space somewhere between Earth and Mars...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 18, 2024 07:27 PM (ynpvh)

235 The Starship Enterprise can use her to slingshot back in time.
Posted by: Guy who relates everything to Star Trek at December 18, 2024 07:25 PM (vFG9F)
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And the younger her is stuffing her face.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 18, 2024 07:27 PM (ZOv7s)

236 221 49 They have pulled the current rendition of the CR that had TERRIBLE things in it. There will be a new bill that will be brought to the floor, I am hearing tomorrow. Thank you for your council and reaching out.
_____

The new bill was reduced from the outrageous 1,547 pages down to a much more reasonable and clean 1,546 pages. You're welcome.
Posted by: Mike Johnson at December 18, 2024 06:44 PM (fs1hN)

It is counsel, congresscritter…
Posted by: tubal at December 18, 2024 06:45 PM (PCK5/)

I'm gonna give her a pass, maybe it was just auto-correct.

Posted by: And speaking of Rep. Luna and auto cucumber... at December 18, 2024 07:25 PM (lg881)

I thought a cleaned bill always ends up larger...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 18, 2024 07:27 PM (ynpvh)

237 "Yep. A classic by Edwin Abbot.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel"

In that world, is time the third dimension?

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to Star Trek at December 18, 2024 07:28 PM (vFG9F)

238 Why am I thinking of Topo Gigio right now??


That little bastid really pissed me off.

Posted by: Zombie Ed Sullivan at December 18, 2024 07:28 PM (mH6SG)

239 She stepped on a scale and it said One At A Time Please.

Posted by: jsg at December 18, 2024 07:28 PM (Fg0Nr)

240 Time has slipped into the future

Posted by: Ben Had at December 18, 2024 07:28 PM (XTmTf)

241 jim (in Kalifornia)

The real showstopper for time travel into the past is lack of modern dentistry.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 18, 2024 07:28 PM (u82oZ)

242 I'd like Virgie Tovar to make me a sandwich - I think she might be really good at it.

Posted by: El Mariachi at December 18, 2024 07:28 PM (nLFEI)

243 Thanks to Virgie Tovar, the Food Pyramid is now a Food Desert.

Posted by: zombie at December 18, 2024 07:29 PM (pMi6S)

244 @ 184, now that's a deterrent!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at December 18, 2024 07:29 PM (cY18j)

245 Harris 2028 campaign slogan

"Harris 2028. Why?"

Posted by: El Mariachi at December 18, 2024 07:29 PM (nLFEI)

246 Star Fleet brought her forward in time to defeat the Borg, whom she ate.

And then spent months crapping out, creating several solar systems in the process.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 18, 2024 07:29 PM (ZOv7s)

247 A couple of years ago one of those crashed on landing and the cause of the accident was that it was overloaded.

Weight limits are there for a reason.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 18, 2024 07:26 PM (ZOv7s)
231 Deplorable Jay Guevara

Valid weight and moment calculations prevent crashes. This is known.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 18, 2024 07:26 PM (u82oZ)
_______________

Yep. It was totally legit. I didn't hear she told the agent, as she leaned and said something sotto voce, but I was damned if was going to stand there if I heard her obviously lie.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 18, 2024 07:29 PM (YqDXo)

248 The translator's reaction is priceless.

Turns out the reporter's English isn't that great, either.

Posted by: t-bird at December 18, 2024 07:30 PM (Hgnyx)

249 zombie

Any Haitian homeless in San Francisco? Problem solved.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 18, 2024 07:30 PM (u82oZ)

250 Re: all these calls for assasination....

I guess I need to repeat it:

I really really hate watching the people who said the Healthcare System was authoritative for four years while it killed millions of people now suddenly saying it can be fixed by killing the "right" "oligarchs."

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at December 18, 2024 07:30 PM (HmUiZ)

251 "She would be in charge of liaison with allied intel services who would lack all confidence in her."

Good thing their confidence in her is irrelevant - she needs to have confidence in THEM.

Posted by: El Mariachi at December 18, 2024 07:30 PM (nLFEI)

252 241 jim (in Kalifornia)

The real showstopper for time travel into the past is lack of modern dentistry.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 18, 2024 07:28 PM (u82oZ)

Put some dirt on it, then slap a hot iron. If that doesn't work, try some trepanning.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 18, 2024 07:30 PM (ynpvh)

253 I'd like Virgie Tovar to make me a sandwich - I think she might be really good at it.

Posted by: El Mariachi at December 18, 2024 07:28 PM (nLFEI)
______________

Yeah, but you'd have to wrestle her for it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 18, 2024 07:30 PM (YqDXo)

254 209, LOL!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at December 18, 2024 07:31 PM (cY18j)

255 The LA deputy mayor for public safety was put on leave after the government was notified the FBI raided his home for "allegedly" making bomb threats.

public safety

bomb threats

Posted by: banana Dream at December 18, 2024 07:31 PM (Y6IkP)

256 "I'd like Virgie Tovar to make me a sandwich - I think she might be really good at it.
Posted by: El Mariachi"

I'm sure she would like to make you a sandwich too.

Posted by: fd at December 18, 2024 07:31 PM (vFG9F)

257 Th lunar eclipse last April was just Virgie Tovar bungee-jumping.

Posted by: zombie at December 18, 2024 07:31 PM (pMi6S)

258 Also if you travelled into the past you would inflict terrible viruses on everyone.

And if you travelled into the future you would be inflicted with some terrible virus.


or I could be completely wrong!

Posted by: eleven at December 18, 2024 07:31 PM (iziT8)

259
Isn't it obvious who is starting these fake rumours about malaka harris still being viable for future big campaigns??

Um, the harris people. She's Still Fundraising.

Her entire political "war chest" has been depleted. Plundered, really. And she's BROKE.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 18, 2024 07:32 PM (kFb/P)

260 Virgie Tovar is hot!

Posted by: Pilgrim State Hospital Bldg. 23 at December 18, 2024 07:32 PM (G5+As)

261 eleven

Visa versa.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 18, 2024 07:32 PM (u82oZ)

262 Time has slipped into the future

Posted by: Ben Had at December 18, 2024 07:28 PM (XTmTf)
_____________

I hated that line, which makes as much sense as something Kamala Harris would say.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 18, 2024 07:32 PM (YqDXo)

263 It's tick-tick-ticking in my head.
Posted by: Joe Jackson

It keeps on slipping, slipping, slipping into the future.

Posted by: Guy who also sings Abracadabra at December 18, 2024 07:32 PM (fs1hN)

264 nood cafe

Posted by: Admirale's Mate at December 18, 2024 07:33 PM (sMkAM)

265 Th lunar eclipse last April was just Virgie Tovar bungee-jumping.

Posted by: zombie at December 18, 2024 07:31 PM (pMi6S)
__________________

Oh, is that what caused that anomaly?

Posted by: Caltech Seismography Group at December 18, 2024 07:33 PM (YqDXo)

266 Virgie Tovar was the inspiration for the Jimmy Castor Bunch's greatest hit.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 18, 2024 07:34 PM (gm9Sb)

267 But I never understood the phrase "time is a flat circle."
Posted by: eleven at December 18, 2024 07:14 PM (iziT

It goes in a bottle.
Posted by: Jim Croce at December 18, 2024 07:15 PM (dR6yv)

It has come today.
Posted by: The Chambers Brothers at December 18, 2024 07:20 PM (PiwSw)

But, does anyone really know what time it is?
Posted by: Chicago, the music group not shithole city


It's on my side- yes, it is.

Posted by: The Stones at December 18, 2024 07:34 PM (AGNk7)

268 260 Virgie Tovar is hot!

Posted by: Pilgrim State Hospital Bldg. 23 at December 18, 2024 07:32 PM (G5+As)

That's what happens when you have a large amount of mass being compressed by gravity...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 18, 2024 07:34 PM (ynpvh)

269 Harris 2028 Bonzai!

Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at December 18, 2024 07:34 PM (elaR+)

270 Brian Riedl 🧀 @Brian_Riedl 6h
Sorry, this is not a CR. CR's are 5-pages long ("Extend all appropriations at current rates until March 14th with the following few exceptions...")

This is a 1,547-page omnibus stuffed with nonsense that lawmakers will have to vote on ASAP without amending or even reading it.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 18, 2024 07:34 PM (hovnC)

271 Virgie Tovar does not hunt, because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Virgie Tovar goes eating.

Posted by: zombie at December 18, 2024 07:34 PM (pMi6S)

272
Not only is malaka harris a LOSER, but she's a Broke Loser.

She's has absolutely Zero clout or influence. Her future "endorsements" are worthless.

That's why she's still out there with the "we still have to fight on" bullshit -- she's Fundraising...for herself...so she can still be a political player (and pay off her debt!).

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 18, 2024 07:34 PM (kFb/P)

273 Also if you travelled into the past you would inflict terrible viruses on everyone.

And if you travelled into the future you would be inflicted with some terrible virus.
_______________

So ... kinda like going to China and then flying around the world?

Posted by: Caltech Seismography Group at December 18, 2024 07:34 PM (YqDXo)

274


NOOOOOOD



nood

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 18, 2024 07:35 PM (kFb/P)

275
@ 241 - I would add antibiotics to that list, and maybe aseptic surgery generally ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at December 18, 2024 07:35 PM (cY18j)

276 231 Deplorable Jay Guevara

Valid weight and moment calculations prevent crashes. This is known.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 18, 2024 07:26 PM (u82oZ)

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Posted by: Joe Jackson at December 18, 2024 07:35 PM (lg881)

277 Some fattie lied about her weight, and that fucked up the time machine, is that what happened?

Posted by: Common Tater at December 18, 2024 07:35 PM (QAa0/)

278 My gut sez Tim Walz has vaulted to the top of the list of 2028 contenders. The man has earned it.

Posted by: Nostrildamus at December 18, 2024 07:36 PM (G5+As)

279 "eat the billionaires", says those that suck the billionaires...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 18, 2024 07:37 PM (GFWns)

280 Lunchtime

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoxEzj5Ysu4

Posted by: DaveA at December 18, 2024 07:38 PM (FhXTo)

281 GAH! what a revolting pig. Would've fit in as a Redskins Hogette back in the day...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 18, 2024 07:46 PM (7xVfr)

282 The luminiferous ether of politics.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 18, 2024 07:22 PM (ynpvh)


The luminiferous ether hypothesis had the benefit of being falsifiable

Posted by: Kindltot at December 18, 2024 07:50 PM (D7oie)

283
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Shit's gonna get real tomorrow.

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