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Biden claimed that he ran a "scandal-free campaign."

Apart from some of the biggest lies in American political history, one about his mental capacity to do the job, and one about his disgusting traitor son collecting foreign bribes for the Big Guy's accounts.

Jake Schneider
@jacobkschneider

BIDEN: "We've run a campaign that's basically scandal free. That's hard to do in American politics."

(Except covering up his obvious cognitive decline, peddling his family's influence, hiding classified documents, etc etc etc)

Video of Biden nap-lying and snooze-perjuring here.

Democrat billionaire mega-donor Reid Hoffman: I'm afraid that Trump might weaponize the government against the wrong targets (such as myself).

Suddenly the weaponization of government isn't a Cheapfake, but a National Cause for Concern.

LinkedIn co-founder Reid Hoffman said he's worried President-elect Donald Trump will have the Internal Revenue Service subject him to an audit or have the government deny him contracts as retribution for his support for Vice President Kamala Harris.

Hoffman, whose net worth was valued by Forbes at $2.6 billion as of Monday, told "The Diary of a CEO" podcast on Monday that he is bracing for "personal and political retaliation because I tried to help Harris get elected."

"I think that there's a greater than 50% chance that there will be repercussions from a misdirection and corruption of the institutions of state to respond to my having tried to help Harris get elected," Hoffman told podcast host Steven Bartlett.

Trump allies and budget hawks are calling for the repeal of the Impoundment Control Act, which stops the president from cancelling wasteful spending.

House GOP allies of President-elect Donald Trump are pushing for him to have greater control over Congress' annual government spending process next year.

Rep. Andrew Clyde, R-Ga., is introducing a bill on Monday that would repeal a measure that forces the president to direct the federal government to spend the full amount of money allocated by Congress every year.

Clyde told Fox News Digital on Thursday that he also plans to introduce the bill in the next Congress, when Republicans control the House, Senate and White House -- and that the issue is already being discussed in Trump's circle.

"That was certainly a topic that was brought up" with Vivek Ramaswamy and Elon Musk when they were on Capitol Hill earlier this month to discuss the Department of Government Efficiency, Clyde said.

"They're in favor of it, because how can you be efficient and not have the ability to reduce spending? You simply can't."

He also told a small group of reporters earlier this month that incoming Trump Office Of Management and Budget Director Russell Vought "is very much in favor of this."

The Impoundment Control Act of 1974 was passed during the Nixon administration and aimed at stopping the president from having unilateral say over government spending.

Currently, a president must get congressional approval to rescind any funding that has been allocated for a certain year. The funds in question can be held for up to 45 days while the request gets processed.

"I think the authority is very, very important for the president to exercise," Clyde said. "Ever since Congress introduced that act, you've seen spending literally spiraling upwards. And that's just not good for our country."




Posted by: Ace at 06:15 PM




Comments

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1 first.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 16, 2024 06:16 PM (Rcnd3)

2 scandal free? didn't obama claim the same thing?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 16, 2024 06:16 PM (Rcnd3)

3 ABC reports it was her “lifelong goal” to be the first Black female Supreme Court Justice to perform in a Broadway show.

Pathetic.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 16, 2024 06:17 PM (uxCna)

4 Biden is dead!

Dead serious about burning down the country on his way out!

Posted by: Josephistan at December 16, 2024 06:17 PM (G0Uu2)

5 People ! I don't want Kamala as president! Biden is alive and functioning. Got it? GOOD.

Posted by: runner at December 16, 2024 06:18 PM (QTCRF)

6 "We've run a campaign that's basically scandal free."

Paying celebrities millions of dollars for endorsements is new in Presidential campaigns.

But that's not corrupt. /s

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 16, 2024 06:18 PM (uxCna)

7 LOL!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at December 16, 2024 06:19 PM (cY18j)

8 Isn't Hoffman the guy who helped fund the E Jean Carroll lawsuits against Trump?

Posted by: bonhomme at December 16, 2024 06:19 PM (Odg76)

9 Biden is dead > Paul is dead

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 16, 2024 06:19 PM (dR6yv)

10 Trump allies and budget hawks are calling for the repeal of the Impoundment Control Act, which stops the president from cancelling wasteful spending.
---
So how do federal employees decide not to build the border wall and sell off the materials purchased for its completion?

Someone explain this to me. An appropriation was made, items purchased but now you can sell off its parts?

Trump should just sell off all the furniture at the various departments he wants to cut. Office chairs for a penny.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 16, 2024 06:19 PM (ZOv7s)

11 We constantly hear about sophisticated spy rings, honeypots, etc.... You don't even need that with these idiots. One glass of wine and they'll tell you everything.

Posted by: Ktgreat at December 16, 2024 06:19 PM (33LJY)

12
What's WASSAILING?

Is Ace gonna Wassail for us, soon?

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 16, 2024 06:20 PM (8CyRO)

13 Biden is dead!

Dead serious about burning down the country on his way out!
Posted by: Josephistan at December 16, 2024 06:17 PM (G0Uu2)

Original Biden, fake #1, or fake #2? Are there more?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 16, 2024 06:20 PM (VNX3d)

14 Just keep reminding normies about media lying about Biden.

Posted by: blaster at December 16, 2024 06:20 PM (QfvaV)

15
GAINZZ Trivia:

What is the busiest Week at gyms?

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 16, 2024 06:20 PM (8CyRO)

16 ABC reports it was her “lifelong goal” to be the first Black female Supreme Court Justice to perform in a Broadway show.

Pathetic.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 16, 2024 06:17 PM (uxCna)
---
Diversity hire has goal of further diversity hiring.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 16, 2024 06:20 PM (ZOv7s)

17 James O'Keefe @JamesOKeefeIII 3h
"Joe Biden is, like, dead. Not literally. Like, he, like, can't say a sentence," admits Henry Appel, advisor at the National Security Council (NSC), about the current state of the President's health. Appel, who works in the Intelligence Programs Directorate, noted his team's responsibility for providing senior policymakers with top secrets, stating, "We give all of the senior policymakers all of the secrets." He went on to describe Biden's deteriorating communication skills as a concern, adding, "[Biden] can't say a sentence." Recalling a phone call in which the President struggled to understand the simple phrase, "novel phenomenon," Appel shared "He [Biden] was just like, 'What do you mean, like a book?' when my boss [Jake Sullivan] used the word 'novel.'"

Appel didn't stop there; he also recounted an exchange from a call with @JoeBiden, revealing, "I picked up the phone and said, 'Hello, Mr. President'... and he asked for Jake [Sullivan]. After a brief exchange, Biden called me back 10 seconds later asking again, ‘Is Jake there?'" Appel told Biden, "No, he's traveling with you," adding, "He's on the same trip that you are."

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 16, 2024 06:21 PM (hovnC)

18 I just circle the numbers on the Chink menu.

Posted by: jsg at December 16, 2024 06:21 PM (SRNNv)

19 James O'Keefe @JamesOKeefeIII 3h
Appel also described his perspective on the results of @realDonaldTrump's 2024 election victory, stating that White House officials felt "trauma-bonded" after the election, adding, "We're also all kind of concerned about them [Trump Administration] coming after us."

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 16, 2024 06:21 PM (hovnC)

20 oi, crivvins, I need eyewash & brainbleach ... eeewww ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at December 16, 2024 06:21 PM (cY18j)

21 There's something unnatural and golem like in the way Jumanji moves. Is it bad acting or just a person completely devoid of any athleticism?

Posted by: bonhomme at December 16, 2024 06:21 PM (Odg76)

22 Jan2 - Jan9

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 16, 2024 06:21 PM (dR6yv)

23 Jilly-Bob isn't standing in front of the seal; she's standing behind it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 16, 2024 06:21 PM (8zz6B)

24 15
GAINZZ Trivia:

What is the busiest Week at gyms?
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 16, 2024 06:20 PM (8CyRO)

Jan 1 to Jan 7 ?

Posted by: jsg at December 16, 2024 06:22 PM (SRNNv)

25 Trump should just sell off all the furniture at the various departments he wants to cut. Office chairs for a penny.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 16, 2024 06:19 PM (ZOv7s)

Genius. Computers for sale, cheap!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 16, 2024 06:22 PM (OX9vb)

26 Reading about the shooter in Wisconsin. She was a teenager who was obsessed with mass shootings. Used they/them pronouns though no indication of trans crap, yet. No indication of mental health tx yet. Parents appear nowhere yet. Lots of yets, but classmates id'ed her on line stuff

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 16, 2024 06:22 PM (qK9lf)

27 I actually liked Jilly for a brief moment of that video.

It did not last.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at December 16, 2024 06:22 PM (gi+MR)

28 Politi_Rican 𝕏 @TheRicanMemes
Those pesky #drones 😂😭

https://tinyurl.com/yfyce96f
35 seconds; funny

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 16, 2024 06:23 PM (hovnC)

29 22 Jan2 - Jan9
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 16, 2024 06:21 PM (dR6yv)

Yeah, what he said...

Posted by: jsg at December 16, 2024 06:23 PM (SRNNv)

30 ABC reports it was her “lifelong goal” to be the first Black female Supreme Court Justice to perform in a Broadway show.

It's also her goal to be the first Black female Supreme Court Justice with an OnlyFans account.

Class all the way...

Posted by: The News From A Week From Now! at December 16, 2024 06:23 PM (uxCna)

31 Office chairs for a penny.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 16, 2024 06:19 PM (ZOv7s)

Duuude! We 'paid' 15k apiece!

Posted by: Officebot at December 16, 2024 06:23 PM (/6GbT)

32 What a fucking debacle this idiot's fake presidency was.

It was necessary, though, to really kick off the momentum of the skinsuit party finally unraveling. It took a generation or two of the baddest, nastiest, worst bastards in the country to build it. Obama really cleared the decks of anyone but the most spineless and dull, but had enough momentum to not lose too much popular sport over hiring nothing but retards. But now it's finally falling apart again because the simps who inherited it have no fucking idea what they're doing and raw momentum isn't enough anymore. They think the world should bend to their will, and have no idea what it even feels like to face actual opposition.

Those days are over. Thank Christ.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 16, 2024 06:23 PM (y/ZMQ)

33
Jan2 - Jan9
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factor

Jan 1 to Jan 7 ?
Posted by: jsg

Yeah, all the fatties and their fake New Year's Resolutions.

Resolution to "join" a gym...go once....and never again.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 16, 2024 06:23 PM (8CyRO)

34 snooze-perjuring
------------
LOL. perfect description.

Posted by: scampydog at December 16, 2024 06:24 PM (41CYW)

35 If a tree falls in a forest does it make a noise
If a administration commits crimes but is never mentioned by the Democrats Propaganda Ministry did it become a crime?

Posted by: Skip at December 16, 2024 06:24 PM (fwDg9)

36 ABC reports it was her “lifelong goal” to be the first Black female Supreme Court Justice to perform in a Broadway show.


RUFKM??

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 16, 2024 06:25 PM (nOjd9)

37 Office chairs for a penny.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 16, 2024 06:19 PM (ZOv7s)

Duuude! We 'paid' 15k apiece!
Posted by: Officebot at December 16, 2024 06:23 PM (/6GbT)

How much steam cleaning would be required to make them clean and usable again?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 16, 2024 06:25 PM (VNX3d)

38 LinkedIn co-founder Reid Hoffman said he's worried President-elect Donald Trump will have the Internal Revenue Service subject him to an audit or have the government deny him contracts as retribution for his support for Vice President Kamala Harris.
Hoffman, whose net worth was valued by Forbes at $2.6 billion as of Monday

The real question is how is this guy so fucking wealthy? How is LinkedIn worth anything at all?

Posted by: Makes no logical sense at December 16, 2024 06:25 PM (olf63)

39 Ex-CNN Host Don Lemon Uncorks TikTok Tantrum Over Trump as TIME ‘Person of the Year’
Lindsey Kornick at Fox News reports former CNN host Don Lemon insulted Time magazine as a “joke” after they felt forced to choose President-elect Donald Trump as their Person of the Year.

Lemon hosted a TikTok Live segment where he sounded like he was still hosting at CNN, lamenting that Time was taking a stand against democracy….by sadly acknowledging that Trump solidly won an election, despite every lefty claiming he would end democracy.
[NewsBusters]

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 16, 2024 06:25 PM (hovnC)

40 >>Isn't Hoffman the guy who helped fund the E Jean Carroll lawsuits against Trump?

Yes. But that doesn't matter because they are virtuous.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 16, 2024 06:25 PM (LkLld)

41 36 ABC reports it was her “lifelong goal” to be the first Black female Supreme Court Justice to perform in a Broadway show.


RUFKM??
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 16, 2024 06:25 PM (nOjd9)

Hey, that means she can retire now. Right?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 16, 2024 06:25 PM (y/ZMQ)

42 Yeah, all the fatties and their fake New Year's Resolutions.

Resolution to "join" a gym...go once....and never again.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 16, 2024 06:23 PM (8CyRO)
---
My wife got me to buy a memberships for her, and then I ended up using it because I didn't want it to go waste.

We subsequently bought a total gym and a recumbent bike, which are great. I used to do circular workouts when I was still in the guard to keep in shape during the winter.

Gym memberships are such a waste.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 16, 2024 06:26 PM (ZOv7s)

43 There's something unnatural and golem like in the way Jumanji moves. Is it bad acting or just a person completely devoid of any athleticism?
Posted by: bonhomme at December 16, 2024 06:21 PM (Odg76)

Yep. She should have waited for a Wizard of Oz revival.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 16, 2024 06:26 PM (nOjd9)

44 Hillel Neuer @HillelNeuer 1h
Reports that Justin Trudeau has fled to Moscow are not yet verified.


Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 16, 2024 06:26 PM (hovnC)

45 Is that Ketanji lady a midget? she looks so short.

Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at December 16, 2024 06:27 PM (EmT/E)

46 Jill was trolling

Posted by: Skip at December 16, 2024 06:27 PM (fwDg9)

47 OMG like this guy Appel like sounds like a like Valley Girl. Like totally. Like for sure.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 16, 2024 06:27 PM (i+Y/j)

48 That Broadway "performance" by Ketanji Brown Jackson Brown Jackson is so bad that the acting in "The Acolyte" almost seems tolerable by comparison.

Posted by: the lower depths at December 16, 2024 06:28 PM (+b4rY)

49 I'm so tired of Elf already I would pay them to keep it OFF of the TV menu...

Posted by: jsg at December 16, 2024 06:28 PM (SRNNv)

50 One day Vlad is gonna have to look at all his deposed dictators and admit that he's really no longer a "collector", and he has to admit he has a problem.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 16, 2024 06:28 PM (y/ZMQ)

51 A tree falling in the woods would produce vibrations in the air.

And a thumb is a finger.

Holy shit, I got in before 100.

Posted by: eleven at December 16, 2024 06:28 PM (iziT8)

52 She was a teenager who was obsessed with mass shootings. Used they/them pronouns though no indication of trans crap, yet.

The chances that a biological female is a mass shooter is infinitesimal.

Posted by: The News From A Week From Now! at December 16, 2024 06:28 PM (uxCna)

53 LinkedIn co-founder Reid Hoffman said he's worried President-elect Donald Trump will have the Internal Revenue Service subject him to an audit or have the government deny him contracts as retribution for his support for Vice President Kamala Harris.
Hoffman, whose net worth was valued by Forbes at $2.6 billion as of Monday

The real question is how is this guy so fucking wealthy? How is LinkedIn worth anything at all?
Posted by: Makes no logical sense at December 16, 2024 06:25 PM (olf63)

Hasn't Trump been IRS audited every God-damned year? Audit every single Democrat, Democrat donor, and all Federal employees.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 16, 2024 06:28 PM (8zz6B)

54 45 Is that Ketanji lady a midget? she looks so short.
Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at December 16, 2024 06:27 PM (EmT/E)

Like the bus that took her to school.

Posted by: I'm sorry, that was unfair to the mentally disabled at December 16, 2024 06:28 PM (olf63)

55 Is the meat puppet literally brain dead?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 16, 2024 06:28 PM (xcxpd)

56 Jill was trolling
Posted by: Skip at December 16, 2024 06:27 PM (fwDg9)
---
She has always loathed Harris and wasn't subtle about it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 16, 2024 06:28 PM (ZOv7s)

57 Liftoff in a bit over an hour.

https://www.youtube.com/live/wvwfwtWB_18

Posted by: Ciampino - Il razzo spazziale at December 16, 2024 06:29 PM (i0xsb)

58 When did Urkle transition and become a Supreme Court Justice?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 16, 2024 06:29 PM (tT6L1)

59 The real question is how is this guy so fucking wealthy? How is LinkedIn worth anything at all?
Posted by: Makes no logical sense at December 16, 2024 06:25 PM (olf63)

Microsoft bought it many years ago. Part of the deal was MSFT equity for the founders. MSFT has done incredibly well since.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 16, 2024 06:29 PM (i+Y/j)

60 "I'm so tired of Elf already I would pay them to keep it OFF of the TV menu...
Posted by: jsg"


It was good for 1 (one) viewing.

James Caan was just annoying.

Posted by: eleven at December 16, 2024 06:29 PM (iziT8)

61 Biden claimed that he ran a "scandal-free campaign."

is joke. is like bogo; buy campaign, get scandal free!

Posted by: anachronda at December 16, 2024 06:29 PM (v3pYe)

62 This dude was humble bragging about his convos with potus and it didn't work out the way he imagined. Lol.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 16, 2024 06:29 PM (eRERE)

63 52 She was a teenager who was obsessed with mass shootings. Used they/them pronouns though no indication of trans crap, yet.

The chances that a biological female is a mass shooter is infinitesimal.
Posted by: The News From A Week From Now! at December 16, 2024 06:28 PM (uxCna)

Nashville ?

Posted by: jsg at December 16, 2024 06:29 PM (SRNNv)

64 Oh so now the left opposes those newly hired 87k IRS agents? 🤣🤣🤣

LOLGF asswipe.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 16, 2024 06:30 PM (i+Y/j)

65 Hillel Neuer @HillelNeuer 1h
Reports that Justin Trudeau has fled to Moscow are not yet verified.



Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 16, 2024 06:26 PM (hovnC)

Heh. I'm sure Cuba is more his speed. Family ties, and all. Nice beaches, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 16, 2024 06:30 PM (8zz6B)

66 Dear Reid,

Remember in 1984 when threatened with rat-torture,Winston shrieked, "Do it to her! Do it to her!" meaning torture his erstwhile lover, Julia?

Now we're going to do it to you. LOLGF,

Franpsycho

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 16, 2024 06:31 PM (RIvkX)

67 LinkedIn co-founder Reid Hoffman said he's worried President-elect Donald Trump will have the Internal Revenue Service subject him to an audit or have the government deny him contracts as retribution for his support for Vice President Kamala Harris.

***

Don't worry, Reid. It was just an anonymous IRS agent in Cincinnati.

Posted by: Azathoth at December 16, 2024 06:31 PM (wb1YC)

68 "I'm so tired of Elf already I would pay them to keep it OFF of the TV menu...
Posted by: jsg"

So there’s this thing called a remote control which allows you to bypass shows and movies you do not wish to view…

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 16, 2024 06:32 PM (i+Y/j)

69 38 LinkedIn co-founder Reid Hoffman said he's worried President-elect Donald Trump will have the Internal Revenue Service subject him to an audit or have the government deny him contracts as retribution for his support for Vice President Kamala Harris.
Hoffman, whose net worth was valued by Forbes at $2.6 billion as of Monday

The real question is how is this guy so fucking wealthy? How is LinkedIn worth anything at all?
Posted by: Makes no logical sense at December 16, 2024 06:25 PM (olf63)

It's Facebook for working people. Microsoft got it at a bargain.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 16, 2024 06:32 PM (JR6dZ)

70 First SCOTUS Justice to jump a motorcycle over the Potomac > First SCOTUS Justice to act on Broadway

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 16, 2024 06:32 PM (nOjd9)

71 Moreover, if Biden can't speak who is pardoning all of those people?

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 16, 2024 06:32 PM (eRERE)

72 It's also her goal to be the first Black female Supreme Court Justice with an OnlyFans account.
_________________

"Hubba hubba!" - zombie Harambe

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 16, 2024 06:33 PM (YqDXo)

73 Hillel Neuer @HillelNeuer 1h
Reports that Justin Trudeau has fled to Moscow are not yet verified.


Does he need an eye exam?

Posted by: Bashar Assad, O.D. at December 16, 2024 06:33 PM (nOjd9)

74 It's also her goal to be the first Black female Supreme Court Justice with an OnlyFans account.
_________________

"Hubba hubba!" - zombie Harambe
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 16, 2024 06:33 PM (YqDXo)

Come now, even Harambe has taste.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 16, 2024 06:34 PM (VNX3d)

75 "So there’s this thing called a remote control which allows you to bypass shows and movies you do not wish to view…
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald"


Hey...this is a safe space for all the First World maladies.

Posted by: eleven at December 16, 2024 06:34 PM (iziT8)

76 Breaking911 @Breaking911 1h
JUST IN: President Biden releases statement calling for gun control after Wisconsin school shooting

"Congress must pass commonsense gun safety laws: Universal background checks. A national red flag law. A ban on assault weapons and high-capacity magazines."

"We can never accept senseless violence that traumatizes children, their families, and tears entire communities apart."

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 16, 2024 06:34 PM (hovnC)

77 Reid Hoffman isn't worried about the IRS . Reid Hoffman is concerned about the impending release of the Epstein files. He was banking, literally, on Kamala winning to keep the files hidden. Just over a month Reid baby

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 16, 2024 06:34 PM (qK9lf)

78 What a load of horseshit.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 16, 2024 06:35 PM (W2Pud)

79 63 52 She was a teenager who was obsessed with mass shootings. Used they/them pronouns though no indication of trans crap, yet.

The chances that a biological female is a mass shooter is infinitesimal.
Posted by: The News From A Week From Now! at December 16, 2024 06:28 PM (uxCna)

Nashville ?
Posted by: jsg at December 16, 2024 06:29 PM

San Diego too. The song I don't like Mondays was about that one.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 16, 2024 06:35 PM (eRERE)

80 LinkedIn has morphed into something crazy. It’ like Facebook but with an air of authority by all the “thought leaders” spewing their nonsnese. It’s great comedy. Some it has to be performance art.

I can’t fathom anyone taking it seriously though.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 16, 2024 06:35 PM (i+Y/j)

81 Top notch trolling by Jilly, give her that much...

Posted by: tubal at December 16, 2024 06:35 PM (PCK5/)

82 Barky made the same claims. The most scandal free Presidency ever.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 16, 2024 06:36 PM (LN7gX)

83 >>JUST IN: President Biden releases statement calling for gun control after Wisconsin school shooting

Odd that he no comment after the insurance executive was shot in the back.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 16, 2024 06:36 PM (LkLld)

84 Henry Appel is, like (as he says, like, frequently), toast.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at December 16, 2024 06:36 PM (gi+MR)

85 "We can never accept senseless violence that traumatizes children, their families, and tears entire communities apart."
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 16, 2024 06:34 PM (hovnC)

_______ all trannies would go a long way towards solving that problem.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 16, 2024 06:36 PM (8zz6B)

86 "Congress must pass commonsense gun safety laws: Universal background checks. A national red flag law. A ban on assault weapons and high-capacity magazines."

"We can never accept senseless violence that traumatizes children, their families, and tears entire communities apart."

***

That's literally a keyboard macro for Democrats.

Posted by: Azathoth at December 16, 2024 06:36 PM (wb1YC)

87 Barky made the same claims. The most scandal free Presidency ever.
Posted by: Ben Had

Least reported maybe.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at December 16, 2024 06:37 PM (ftFVW)

88 #76 Breaking911 @Breaking911 2h
Firearm used was a handgun, police chief says

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 16, 2024 06:37 PM (hovnC)

89 Henry Appel needs, like, some, lessons about, you know, finishing sentences.

For someone in the "inner circle" Appel sounds like a dolt.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 16, 2024 06:37 PM (tT6L1)

90 I’m gonna guess Madison has some strict as fuck gun laws. How’d that work out.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 16, 2024 06:37 PM (i+Y/j)

91
"I think that there's a greater than 50% chance that there will be repercussions from a misdirection and corruption of the institutions of state to respond to my having tried to help Harris get elected," Hoffman told podcast host Steven Bartlett.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 16, 2024 06:38 PM (xG4kz)

92 Goebbels zombie heart must be swelling with pride over his fascist Dem progeny...

Posted by: tubal at December 16, 2024 06:38 PM (PCK5/)

93 Ah, there we are. The tranny shooter's girlfriend/whatever:

Quote

"if you weren't supporting her in every way you could it's your f*cking fault...
You people took my future
The love of my life
my wife"


https://tinyurl.com/4ppxu5be


It admits it knew about this plan for two years, btw. Two years of planning to shoot little kids.

https://tinyurl.com/y4u2ya2t

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Ladies, does your job make you inspiring and feminine or stressed and brittle? at December 16, 2024 06:38 PM (kDOGy)

94 Live on TV cop chase ends right in front of my old apartment in West Toluca lake!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 16, 2024 06:38 PM (ROwtT)

95 LinkedIn has morphed into something crazy. It’ like Facebook but with an air of authority by all the “thought leaders” spewing their nonsnese. It’s great comedy. Some it has to be performance art.

I can’t fathom anyone taking it seriously though.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 16, 2024 06:35 PM (i+Y/j)

As a platform it's shit, and the content is deluded out of touch CEOs, corporate zombies and self-parodying boomers providing meme fodder.

Posted by: A smorgasbord of garbage at December 16, 2024 06:38 PM (olf63)

96 Wow, with guys of Harry Appel's obvious high caliber advising POTUS on matters of national intelligence, I can understand why the US has gone right into the shitter under Biden.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 16, 2024 06:38 PM (nOjd9)

97 Breaking911 @Breaking911 2h
NEW: NYPD finds huge drone in Brooklyn belonging to research and product development company Amogy

https://tinyurl.com/yvwz8aja
photo

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 16, 2024 06:39 PM (hovnC)

98 Hard to believe the IC is populated by such men without chests.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 16, 2024 06:39 PM (RIvkX)

99 Firearm used was a handgun, police chief says
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 16, 2024 06:37 PM (hovnC)

I guess she couldn't handle a dickgun.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 16, 2024 06:39 PM (8zz6B)

100 LinkedIn has morphed into something crazy. It’ like Facebook but with an air of authority by all the “thought leaders” spewing their nonsnese. It’s great comedy. Some it has to be performance art.

I can’t fathom anyone taking it seriously though.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 16, 2024 06:35 PM (i+Y/j)

As a platform it's shit, and the content is deluded out of touch CEOs, corporate zombies and self-parodying boomers providing meme fodder.
Posted by: A smorgasbord of garbage at December 16, 2024 06:38 PM (olf63)

The only part I find remotely useful is the job board.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 16, 2024 06:40 PM (VNX3d)

101 Appel is a typical Democrat millenial “man”. like you like know what I like mean? He has that look too.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 16, 2024 06:40 PM (i+Y/j)

102 >>>"I think that there's a greater than 50% chance that there will be repercussions from a misdirection and corruption of the institutions of state to respond to my having tried to help Harris get elected," Hoffman told podcast host Steven Bartlett.

You had me at repercussions.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 16, 2024 06:40 PM (i24o9)

103 Breaking911 @Breaking911 1h
JUST IN: President Biden releases statement calling for gun control after Wisconsin school shooting

"Congress must pass commonsense gun safety laws: Universal background checks. A national red flag law. A ban on assault weapons and high-capacity magazines."

"We can never accept senseless violence that traumatizes children, their families, and tears entire communities apart."

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 16, 2024 06:34 PM


Yet absolutely no statement about the 3d printed ghost gun and suppressor used to assassinate the health care ceo.


Odd.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 16, 2024 06:40 PM (Rcnd3)

104 "We can never accept senseless violence that traumatizes children, their families, and tears entire communities apart."
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 16, 2024 06:34 PM (hovnC)
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Is cutting off their healthy organs violence?

Fearless prediction: within the next six months we will see clinical research revealed that shows that injecting young males with estrogen turns them into psycho killers.

I mean, we already know this, but it will be shown that the doctors - and the feds - knew it as well and did nothing.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 16, 2024 06:40 PM (ZOv7s)

105 I'm so tired of Elf already I would pay them to keep it OFF of the TV menu...
Posted by: jsg
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Never seen the movie. Im not a Will Ferrell fan.

Posted by: scampydog at December 16, 2024 06:40 PM (41CYW)

106
ABC reports it was her “lifelong goal” to be the first Black female Supreme Court Justice to perform in a Broadway show.

Well, now you have met that lifelong goal. How about you resign your position on the Supreme Court so that you can pursue your other lifelong goal of replacing Diana Ross on The Supremes?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 16, 2024 06:40 PM (xG4kz)

107 As a platform it's shit, and the content is deluded out of touch CEOs, corporate zombies and self-parodying boomers providing meme fodder.
Posted by: A smorgasbord of garbage at December 16, 2024 06:38 PM (olf63)
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It's where I post my party pics!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 16, 2024 06:40 PM (RIvkX)

108 The chances that a biological female is a mass shooter is infinitesimal.


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It would be difficult to find out, I bet there's a LOT of grooming and encouraging of violence. "Oh, you're a man now, and you know how men are! Don't let your testoterone get the best of you and make you go shoot up a school!" kind of stuff.

You know it happens. Subtle conditioning to push insane people towards those actions.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Ladies, does your job make you inspiring and feminine or stressed and brittle? at December 16, 2024 06:40 PM (kDOGy)

109 I had no idea Justice KBJ was a midget!

Posted by: Gentlemen, time for a reckoning at December 16, 2024 06:41 PM (9fTk4)

110 "Is the meat puppet literally brain dead?"

Well, she didn't know what a woman was...oh, you meant the OTHER meat puppet!

Posted by: Crusader at December 16, 2024 06:41 PM (TN0g+)

111 “This is a bag of shit.”
“But it’s really great shit, Mrs. Press Key.”

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 16, 2024 06:41 PM (QSrLX)

112
Jumanji Brown looks like she missed her opportunity to be one of the dwarfs for the Disney "reimagining" of "Snow White".

Nice mug! Got it from A&W, did you?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 16, 2024 06:42 PM (xG4kz)

113 Don't be
My cruelty
Instead
Be my beauty
Walk with me.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at December 16, 2024 06:42 PM (4XwPj)

114 Even the jobs at LI are useless. It’s the same postings by the same companies over and over. The whole thing is a dumpster fire from top to bottom.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 16, 2024 06:42 PM (i+Y/j)

115 It's where I post my party pics!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 16, 2024 06:40 PM (RIvkX)

Hope you're joking. Please tell me you're joking.

Posted by: lie if you must at December 16, 2024 06:42 PM (olf63)

116 It admits it knew about this plan for two years, btw. Two years of planning to shoot little kids.
________________

It took TWO YEARS to plan to do this?

Step 1. Go to school
Step 2. Shoot the little kids

End of plan.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 16, 2024 06:42 PM (YqDXo)

117 So it was a girl shooter or a she/he?
Do we know anything else about her?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 16, 2024 06:43 PM (SHAib)

118 ABC reports it was her “lifelong goal” to be the first Black female Supreme Court Justice to perform in a Broadway show.

She can be the first supreme court justice to be shot out of a canon too.

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 16, 2024 06:43 PM (+oR7L)

119 Why We Can't Trust the Biden Administration Over DroneGate

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That's a head scratcher for sure.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 16, 2024 06:43 PM (L/fGl)

120 I had no idea Justice KBJ was a midget!

Posted by: Gentlemen, time for a reckoning at December 16, 2024 06:41 PM (9fTk4)
________________

It's a metaphor for her intellect.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 16, 2024 06:43 PM (YqDXo)

121 Paul Ryan vouched for runt sister in law KBJ because he could rest his beer can on her head

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 16, 2024 06:43 PM (qK9lf)

122 a snippet of the manifesto today

https://tinyurl.com/3n3d5p5z

shooter was a radical feminist who wanted an all-female society by any means necessary

Posted by: Don Black. Message: get open at December 16, 2024 06:44 PM (/7KEl)

123 So it was a girl shooter or a she/he?
Do we know anything else about her?
Posted by: Nevergiveup

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If I'm following along correctly the shooter was a dude that dressed up like a chick, and his girlfriend was a girl who pretended to be a boy. Maybe. The girlfriend accomplice might just be a fag, too.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Ladies, does your job make you inspiring and feminine or stressed and brittle? at December 16, 2024 06:44 PM (kDOGy)

124 Appel is a typical Democrat millenial “man”. like you like know what I like mean? He has that look too.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 16, 2024 06:40 PM (i+Y/j)
_______________

Light in the loafers? Yeah, I wondered about that too.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 16, 2024 06:44 PM (YqDXo)

125 Hope you're joking. Please tell me you're joking.
Posted by: lie if you must at December 16, 2024 06:42 PM (olf63)
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Hey everybody, dad says the party's over!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 16, 2024 06:45 PM (RIvkX)

126 It would be difficult to find out, I bet there's a LOT of grooming and encouraging of violence. "Oh, you're a man now, and you know how men are! Don't let your testoterone get the best of you and make you go shoot up a school!" kind of stuff.

You know it happens. Subtle conditioning to push insane people towards those actions.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Ladies, does your job make you inspiring and feminine or stressed and brittle? at December 16, 2024 06:40 PM (kDOGy)
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Girls trans into boys because they want to blend in, hide from attention. They are uncomfortable with the radical changes to their bodies that female puberty brings and they want it to just stop. Wear baggy clothes to blend in. Want their breasts removed so they feel like they used to.

Boys transing into girls are still aggressive, but often weak, and estrogen shots combined with surging testosterone makes them psychotic.

They also want to see nekkid girls, and our idiot society is fine with that. "Come one in, hop into the shwoer with the cheerleaders! What? No, you have to let him in, bigots!"

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 16, 2024 06:45 PM (ZOv7s)

127 45 Is that Ketanji lady a midget? she looks so short.
Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at December 16, 2024 06:27 PM (EmT/E)
A midget of indeterminate sex..

Posted by: Eromero at December 16, 2024 06:45 PM (LHPAg)

128 Paul Ryan vouched for runt sister in law KBJ because he could rest his beer can on her head
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 16, 2024 06:43 PM (qK9lf)



Well that is nothing to sneeze at.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 16, 2024 06:45 PM (SHAib)

129 a snippet of the manifesto today

https://tinyurl.com/3n3d5p5z

shooter was a radical feminist who wanted an all-female society by any means necessary


And I was afraid that she wouldn't have a manifesto.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 16, 2024 06:45 PM (nOjd9)

130
"Trauma-bonded"?

Is that like being tucked and taped?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 16, 2024 06:46 PM (xG4kz)

131 Maybe she has Kalahari bushman blood in her.
I wonder if she makes clicking and popping sounds when she talks?

Posted by: Gentlemen, time for a reckoning at December 16, 2024 06:46 PM (9fTk4)

132 If I'm following along correctly the shooter was a dude that dressed up like a chick, and his girlfriend was a girl who pretended to be a boy. Maybe. The girlfriend accomplice might just be a fag, too.

***

That's just hetero with extra steps.

Posted by: Azathoth at December 16, 2024 06:46 PM (wb1YC)

133 114 Even the jobs at LI are useless. It’s the same postings by the same companies over and over. The whole thing is a dumpster fire from top to bottom.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 16, 2024 06:42 PM (i+Y/j)

Usually unpaid internships requiring 8 years work experience and 5 years' experience with software that only got released last year. But the biennial pizza parties and a couple of Hershey's miniatures as a Christmas bonus make it worthwhile.

Posted by: How do they hire or retain anyone at all? at December 16, 2024 06:46 PM (olf63)

134 If I'm following along correctly the shooter was a dude that dressed up like a chick, and his girlfriend was a girl who pretended to be a boy. Maybe. The girlfriend accomplice might just be a fag, too.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Ladies, does your job make you inspiring and feminine or stressed and brittle? at December 16, 2024 06:44 PM (kDOGy)
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Everyone knew it was a thread, everyone feared it, but no one did anything because that would be impolite.

Better dead than rude.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 16, 2024 06:46 PM (ZOv7s)

135 a snippet of the manifesto today

https://tinyurl.com/3n3d5p5z

shooter was a radical feminist who wanted an all-female society by any means necessary

Posted by: Don Black. Message: get open at December 16, 2024 06:44 PM (/7KEl)

Time for a national conversation on common sense leftist control.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 16, 2024 06:46 PM (i24o9)

136 124 Appel is a typical Democrat millenial “man”. like you like know what I like mean? He has that look too.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 16, 2024 06:40 PM (i+Y/j)
_______________

Light in the loafers? Yeah, I wondered about that too.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 16, 2024 06:44 PM (YqDXo)

Not necessarily gay. Just very feminine, like he had the masculinity beaten out of him by a AWFL mom. Probably wears skinny jeans.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 16, 2024 06:47 PM (i+Y/j)

137 ABC reports it was her “lifelong goal” to be the first Black female Supreme Court Justice to perform in a Broadway show.

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Well, as long as she doesn't show us her briefs.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 16, 2024 06:47 PM (L/fGl)

138 Jill's cheek wrinkles are so much they put wrinkles in the tape.

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 16, 2024 06:47 PM (X1YF6)

139 When I was little I used to think the phrase "mental midget" just meant a really really short person who was out of his fucking mind.

"That midget over there is mental, man! Check it out!"

It always seemed like such an out of place insult, but I never minded all that much as i've always been a connoisseur of poignant barbs.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 16, 2024 06:47 PM (y/ZMQ)

140 a snippet of the manifesto today

https://tinyurl.com/3n3d5p5z

shooter was a radical feminist who wanted an all-female society by any means necessary
Posted by: Don Black.

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HAHAHAHAHA


"women creating a new world"

You can't even stay in the same room as a spider or move a sheet of plywood, much less lift it onto a roof.

You can't get much more chick than that. That's hilarious. Way to fight the power and uphold stereotypes, young woman.

(raises fist in solidarity)

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Ladies, does your job make you inspiring and feminine or stressed and brittle? at December 16, 2024 06:47 PM (kDOGy)

141 Light in the loafers? Yeah, I wondered about that too.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 16, 2024 06:44 PM (YqDXo)

He's sitting at a table in a bar with a wine glass in front of him sharing secrets with another guy. No females in sight.

You do the math.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 16, 2024 06:47 PM (nOjd9)

142 shooter was a radical feminist who wanted an all-female society by any means necessary

Posted by: Don Black. Message: get open at December 16, 2024 06:44 PM (/7KEl)
_______________

A radical feminist was mentally ill? Get out of here!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 16, 2024 06:47 PM (YqDXo)

143 Also, I'm completing my 2 hour state-mandated Sexual Harassment training.

So if you have any questions...

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 16, 2024 06:47 PM (RIvkX)

144 143 Also, I'm completing my 2 hour state-mandated Sexual Harassment training.

So if you have any questions...
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 16, 2024 06:47 PM (RIvkX)

So you should be really good at it now...

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at December 16, 2024 06:48 PM (QfvaV)

145 Usually unpaid internships requiring 8 years work experience and 5 years' experience with software that only got released last year. But the biennial pizza parties and a couple of Hershey's miniatures as a Christmas bonus make it worthwhile.

—

And you’re part of a family!!

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 16, 2024 06:48 PM (i+Y/j)

146 Wonder what lackey lounging around the White House had to get off their ass and write Sundowner's statement

Posted by: Skip at December 16, 2024 06:49 PM (fwDg9)

147 If I'm following along correctly the shooter was a dude that dressed up like a chick, and his girlfriend was a girl who pretended to be a boy. Maybe. The girlfriend accomplice might just be a fag, too.

***

That's just hetero with extra steps.
Posted by: Azathoth at December 16, 2024 06:46 PM (wb1YC)

Whatever. The girlfriend/boyfriend knew for two years the creep was planning this. Throw he/she/it into a wood chipper.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 16, 2024 06:49 PM (8zz6B)

148 Can Broadway keep her?

Posted by: jim (in hospital in Kalifornia) at December 16, 2024 06:49 PM (SSBCb)

149 Also, I'm completing my 2 hour state-mandated Sexual Harassment training.

So if you have any questions...
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 16, 2024 06:47 PM (RIvkX)
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About how to do it better, more efficiently?

Do they include tips from Bubba about asking her to kiss it?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 16, 2024 06:49 PM (ZOv7s)

150 Also, I'm completing my 2 hour state-mandated Sexual Harassment training.


I didn't like book-learning part but I did enjoy the labs.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 16, 2024 06:49 PM (nOjd9)

151 Every two years for the last 20 something years

I'm an expert. Bill Clinton, Willie Brown, Gavin Newsom, not so much.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 16, 2024 06:50 PM (RIvkX)

152 Wonder what lackey lounging around the White House had to get off their ass and write Sundowner's statement
Posted by: Skip at December 16, 2024 06:49 PM (fwDg9)
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It was an obvious copy/paste job.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 16, 2024 06:50 PM (ZOv7s)

153 Also, I'm completing my 2 hour state-mandated Sexual Harassment training.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 16, 2024 06:47 PM (RIvkX)
_______________

Were you doing it wrong before?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 16, 2024 06:50 PM (YqDXo)

154 Libs of TikTok@libsoftiktok
The Madison school shooter complained about the "patriarchy" and wrote that “every single male must be wiped out, from babies to the elderly. Only then will women be free to create a new world.”
Leftism literally destroys lives.

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Well, bears are better than males anyway.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 16, 2024 06:50 PM (L/fGl)

155 I watched the Appel interview further and, honestly, the scope of the cover-up surrounding Joe's mental decline just struck me. We're talking hundreds of people doing their best, aided by a compliant press, making sure no one has any true idea what's going on.


It's a breathtaking amount of deception and I cannot believe we've avoided serious consequences for the lack of leadership at the top.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 16, 2024 06:50 PM (tT6L1)

156 LinkedIn co-founder Reid Hoffman said he's worried President-elect Donald Trump will have the Internal Revenue Service subject him to an audit...
***

Don't worry slick, the audits will be run out of the Cincinnati office and they're totes OK.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 16, 2024 06:50 PM (W/lyH)

157 If I'm following along correctly the shooter was a dude that dressed up like a chick, and his girlfriend was a girl who pretended to be a boy. Maybe. The girlfriend accomplice might just be a fag, too.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Ladies, does your job make you inspiring and feminine or stressed and brittle? at December 16, 2024 06:44 PM (kDOGy)

Wait, so...hold on, this is confusing as fuck. So, like, lesbian in a man's body, feygeleh in a girl's body, but sex-act-wise technically heterosexual?

Posted by: I want off this planet at December 16, 2024 06:50 PM (olf63)

158 O'Keefe must have a stable of faggot honeypot for this administration.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 16, 2024 06:51 PM (dR6yv)

159 He's sitting at a table in a bar with a wine glass in front of him sharing secrets with another guy. No females in sight.

You do the math.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 16, 2024 06:47 PM (nOjd9)

I thought I heard the honey-trap speak, and it sounded like a woman?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 16, 2024 06:51 PM (8zz6B)

160 About how to do it better, more efficiently?

Do they include tips from Bubba about asking her to kiss it?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 16, 2024 06:49 PM (ZOv7s)

Lol....

Like those self defense classes, except this time *you're* the dummy, getting your revenge on all them skirts kicking your grundle and yelling "NO!".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 16, 2024 06:51 PM (y/ZMQ)

161 The time to think about repercussions of your actions is before you do them, Reid.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 16, 2024 06:52 PM (LN7gX)

162
Whatever. The girlfriend/boyfriend knew for two years the creep was planning this. Throw he/she/it into a wood chipper.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 16, 2024 06:49 PM (8zz6B)

This is the way

Posted by: We're gonna need a shitload of woodchippers at December 16, 2024 06:52 PM (olf63)

163 143 Also, I'm completing my 2 hour state-mandated Sexual Harassment training.

So if you have any questions...
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 16, 2024 06:47 PM (RIvkX)

Had to do Ethics training at a company. Another engineer asked for the answers...

Posted by: jim (in hospital in Kalifornia) at December 16, 2024 06:52 PM (SSBCb)

164 Can you imagine how mad that feminist dude would've been to learn that everything done at the highest levels, from pastry chefs to long distance swimming to things you wouldn't consider like board games, is always done by a man?

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Ladies, does your job make you inspiring and feminine or stressed and brittle? at December 16, 2024 06:52 PM (kDOGy)

165 Lol....

Like those self defense classes, except this time *you're* the dummy, getting your revenge on all them skirts kicking your grundle and yelling "NO!".
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 16, 2024 06:51 PM (y/ZMQ)
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"I will now demonstrate forcible tea-bagging..."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 16, 2024 06:52 PM (ZOv7s)

166 2 hour state-mandated Sexual Harassment training.
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Is there a section on both spouses work from home?

Posted by: scampydog at December 16, 2024 06:53 PM (41CYW)

167 143 Also, I'm completing my 2 hour state-mandated Sexual Harassment training.

So if you have any questions...
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 16, 2024 06:47 PM (RIvkX)

ugh...I gotta take it soon. at least they don't have the stupid cheesy videos anymore.

Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at December 16, 2024 06:53 PM (EmT/E)

168 Like those self defense classes, except this time *you're* the dummy, getting your revenge on all them skirts kicking your grundle and yelling "NO!".
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 16, 2024 06:51 PM (y/ZMQ)

THAT'S MY PURSE!!! I DON'T KNOW YOU!!!

Posted by: Bobby Hill, ball-booting badass at December 16, 2024 06:53 PM (olf63)

169 shooter was a radical feminist who wanted an all-female society by any means necessary

***

For an ideology that spends every waking moment thinking/talking/writing about f*cking they seem weirdly ignorant of where more humans come from.

Posted by: Azathoth at December 16, 2024 06:53 PM (wb1YC)

170 I have a very based exec at my company. He’s my boss’s boss. A while back he gave a speech to everyone under him in the org chart. And he finished it off by saying look we’re all here because the money’s good and we have families to support. Let’s not pretend otherwise. While you’re here earning that money I expect all of you to put 100% effort in everything you do. But I don’t want or expect your family and personal life to take a backseat to work.

Know what we don’t have? Pizza parties. Because it’s all bullshit. What counts is a) the money and b) having a work life balance. That’s it.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 16, 2024 06:53 PM (i+Y/j)

171 It's a breathtaking amount of deception and I cannot believe we've avoided serious consequences for the lack of leadership at the top.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 16, 2024 06:50 PM (tT6L1)
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Yet another thread in the Soviet template.

Lenin, Kruschev and Brezhnev were infirm for some time while still nominally in office.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 16, 2024 06:54 PM (RIvkX)

172 The time to think about repercussions of your actions is before you do them, Reid.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 16, 2024 06:52 PM (LN7gX)
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But, but...the Arc of History was on his side! Everyone said so!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 16, 2024 06:54 PM (ZOv7s)

173 Wait, so...hold on, this is confusing as fuck. So, like, lesbian in a man's body, feygeleh in a girl's body, but sex-act-wise technically heterosexual?
Posted by: I want off this planet at December 16, 2024 06:50 PM (olf63)

You know what? Fine. This time. This one case. You can get an abortion.

Sorry kid. Not your fault your parents are retards. You'll be better off.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 16, 2024 06:54 PM (y/ZMQ)

174 ... it was her “lifelong goal” to be the first Black female Supreme Court Justice to perform in a Broadway show.
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this is not what we've come to, this is what we are leaving

~Wave bye.

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 16, 2024 06:54 PM (X1YF6)

175 @143 San Franpsycho, could you find out if humming "It's Not Gonna Suck Itself " would be harassment? Asking for a friend

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 16, 2024 06:54 PM (qK9lf)

176 Am I the only one who thinks that Appel sounds like a f*cking retard?

A National Security Council advisor who talks like a stoned high schooler.

We are totally screwed man!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 16, 2024 06:55 PM (d9fT1)

177 Braaaaaiiins

Posted by: Konstantin Chernenko at December 16, 2024 06:55 PM (gKWVE)

178 Am I the only one who thinks that Appel sounds like a f*cking retard?

A National Security Council advisor who talks like a stoned high schooler.

We are totally screwed man!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 16, 2024 06:55 PM (d9fT1)
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Well, that's like, your opinion, man.

Posted by: The Dude at December 16, 2024 06:56 PM (fsC91)

179 San Franpsycho, could you find out if humming "It's Not Gonna Suck Itself " would be harassment? Asking for a friend
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 16, 2024 06:54 PM (qK9lf)

====
How does your friend feel about punitive damages?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 16, 2024 06:56 PM (RIvkX)

180 Like those self defense classes, except this time *you're* the dummy, getting your revenge on all them skirts kicking your grundle and yelling "NO!".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 16, 2024 06:51 PM (y/ZMQ)

Like CPR class.

"Annie, Annie, are you OK?"

Check the oil.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 16, 2024 06:56 PM (i24o9)

181 *waits for Spicoli*

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 16, 2024 06:57 PM (dR6yv)

182 ... bracing for "personal and political retaliation because I tried to help Harris get elected."

Look at that, first thing the billion dollar douche thinks of retaliation against the loosing team.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 16, 2024 06:57 PM (/lPRQ)

183 A normal guy rating a normal girl is now considered radical. Being a normie is the most rebellious a teenager can be.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 16, 2024 06:57 PM (i+Y/j)

184 They didn't let Chernenko linger for long.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 16, 2024 06:57 PM (RIvkX)

185
Also, I'm completing my 2 hour state-mandated Sexual Harassment training.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 16, 2024 06:47 PM (RIvkX)

_________

Do not talk to female co-workers about anything except job-related subjects.

Do not mentor women colleagues.

Avoid out-of-hours activities with female co-workers, even as part of a group.

E-mail is the preferred medium to communicate with female colleagues.

Etc., etc., etc. This is the world they wanted.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 16, 2024 06:57 PM (dxSpM)

186 Jordan Schachtel @ dossier.today @JordanSchachtel 11h
*Trump wins election*

Big Tech execs who have been supporting dems and censorship for past 20 years:

“Man, the establishment is totally out of hand. Sure, I hosted 17 fundraisers for Kamala, but I’ve always been on the right side of history. Just couldn’t express it until now!”

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 16, 2024 06:57 PM (hovnC)

187 Am I the only one who thinks that Appel sounds like a f*cking retard?

No. But KJB, Kagan, Sotomayor, Joe, Jill, Cumswalla, Karine Jean-Pierre, they all sound like fucking retards. The administration is rife with retards. We are a country whose government and economy are run by retards.

Posted by: Idiocracy was a documentary at December 16, 2024 06:58 PM (olf63)

188 Dating not rating. Although I suppose you rate before you date.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 16, 2024 06:58 PM (i+Y/j)

189 I have a very based exec at my company. He’s my boss’s boss. A while back he gave a speech to everyone under him in the org chart. And he finished it off by saying look we’re all here because the money’s good and we have families to support. Let’s not pretend otherwise. While you’re here earning that money I expect all of you to put 100% effort in everything you do. But I don’t want or expect your family and personal life to take a backseat to work.

Know what we don’t have? Pizza parties. Because it’s all bullshit. What counts is a) the money and b) having a work life balance. That’s it.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 16, 2024 06:53 PM (i+Y/j)
______________

What? No birthday parties, no baby showers! People just come in, work, then go home? Zoot alors! What will the secretaries do with all the time that frees up?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 16, 2024 06:58 PM (YqDXo)

190 a radical feminist who wanted an all-female society by any means necessary

So do most men, if what I hear from a friend about what they get from manga and kindle-unlimited is true.

Posted by: gKWVE at December 16, 2024 06:59 PM (gKWVE)

191 Be attractive. Don't be unattractive.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - the drones are an attempt to get Trump to disclose classified info at December 16, 2024 06:59 PM (LBXrd)

192 Dating not rating. Although I suppose you rate before you date.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 16, 2024 06:58 PM (i+Y/j)

Rate? Or rate rate?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 16, 2024 06:59 PM (i24o9)

193 Am I the only one who thinks that Appel sounds like a f*cking retard?

A National Security Council advisor who talks like a stoned high schooler.

We are totally screwed man!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 16, 2024 06:55 PM (d9fT1)
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It's been mentioned a couple of times. me being one of them.

it isn't even the retard. It's the "not even dry behind the ears" part that's scary. The guy is young and appears to be intellectually and emotionally a teenager. There's a reason why presidential advisors need to be hard bitten cynics with a grasp of history and the English language.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 16, 2024 06:59 PM (tT6L1)

194 Mr. Fakebook donates a million zuckbucks to PDT's inauguration.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 16, 2024 07:00 PM (LN7gX)

195 I have investigated about one complaint a year for 20 years. Maybe less.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 16, 2024 07:00 PM (RIvkX)

196
"personal and political retaliation because I tried to help Harris get elected."

I have serious doubts that you'll bear up under a prolonged bout of being pointed at and laughed at, man.

1-800-BYA-SPINE

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 16, 2024 07:00 PM (xG4kz)

197 There's a reason why presidential advisors need to be hard bitten cynics with a grasp of history and the English language.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 16, 2024 06:59 PM (tT6L1)
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*waves hand wildly*

Oooh! Ooooh!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at December 16, 2024 07:00 PM (fsC91)

198 What? No birthday parties, no baby showers! People just come in, work, then go home? Zoot alors! What will the secretaries do with all the time that frees up?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 16, 2024 06:58 PM (YqDXo)

Yeah it’s weird. lol

Oh and get this, profitability for the company is the goal. Not saving the world or changing society or any of the flowery bullshit. Crazy eh?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 16, 2024 07:00 PM (i+Y/j)

199 trebuchet > woodchipper

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at December 16, 2024 07:00 PM (cY18j)

200 ... it was her “lifelong goal” to be the first Black female Supreme Court Justice to perform in a Broadway show.
_____________

Then the thing to do is resign from the Supreme Court and pursue your dream on Broadway.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 16, 2024 07:01 PM (YqDXo)

201 Thanks, Mr. Appel, for the shocking news about Joe's severe cognitive decline. We had no idea.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at December 16, 2024 07:01 PM (p9rFX)

202 Be attractive. Don't be unattractive.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - the drones are an attempt to get Trump to disclose classified info at December 16, 2024 06:59 PM (LBXrd)

are you looking in the mirror ? because you should

Posted by: runner at December 16, 2024 07:01 PM (QTCRF)

203 So I guess the edible panties I got as a holiday gift for my female assistant are right out then?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 16, 2024 07:01 PM (nOjd9)

204 It's pretty clear that all of the okeefe honeypots are gays or pretending to be gay.

It's almost like there's a reason sexual deviancy is a security risk.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - the drones are an attempt to get Trump to disclose classified info at December 16, 2024 07:01 PM (LBXrd)

205 Also, I'm completing my 2 hour state-mandated Sexual Harassment training.

So if you have any questions...
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 16, 2024 06:47 PM (RIvkX)

Above Average staff asks HR: Is this ok in the office?

youtu.be/ahOVKsLTNwQ

Posted by: Kindltot at December 16, 2024 07:02 PM (D7oie)

206 Do not talk to female co-workers about anything except job-related subjects.

Do not mentor women colleagues.

Avoid out-of-hours activities with female co-workers, even as part of a group.

E-mail is the preferred medium to communicate with female colleagues.

Etc., etc., etc. This is the world they wanted.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 16, 2024 06:57 PM (dxSpM)
________________

And most definitely no jokes, no comments on appearance, etc. God help you if you don't follow that advice.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 16, 2024 07:02 PM (YqDXo)

207 199 trebuchet > woodchipper
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at December 16, 2024 07:00 PM (cY18j)

trebuchet -> woodchipper


same amount of fun, and every once in a while you get that Golden Shot....

*FLLLLLWWWWWPppppp*.........

.....
*BBRRRRRRRRAP!*

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 16, 2024 07:02 PM (y/ZMQ)

208 exactly right, H7

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at December 16, 2024 07:02 PM (cY18j)

209 Has O'Keefe done anything consequential in the last 12 years ?

Posted by: runner at December 16, 2024 07:03 PM (QTCRF)

210 What? No birthday parties, no baby showers! People just come in, work, then go home? Zoot alors! What will the secretaries do with all the time that frees up?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 16, 2024 06:58 PM (YqDXo)
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We have a lot of Filipino staff.

They expect to eat at every meeting and take a container home too.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 16, 2024 07:03 PM (RIvkX)

211 So I guess the edible panties I got as a holiday gift for my female assistant are right out then?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 16, 2024 07:01 PM (nOjd9)

Yeah, and sniffing the hot office temp's chair is also verboten.

Fucking nazis.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 16, 2024 07:03 PM (i24o9)

212 This shooter's parents must be something ha?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 16, 2024 07:03 PM (SHAib)

213 It's pretty clear that all of the okeefe honeypots are gays or pretending to be gay.

It's almost like there's a reason sexual deviancy is a security risk.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - the drones are an attempt to get Trump to disclose classified info at December 16, 2024 07:01 PM (LBXrd)
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Huh, who could have imagined that?

I mean other than everyone with a brain 50 years ago.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 16, 2024 07:03 PM (ZOv7s)

214 The guy is young and appears to be intellectually and emotionally a teenager. There's a reason why presidential advisors need to be hard bitten cynics with a grasp of history and the English language.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 16, 2024 06:59 PM (tT6L1)

Agreed. Also...clarity of speech and clarity of thought are linked.

And...I am taller than you.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 16, 2024 07:04 PM (d9fT1)

215 What? No birthday parties, no baby showers! People just come in, work, then go home? Zoot alors! What will the secretaries do with all the time that frees up?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 16, 2024 06:58 PM (YqDXo)

Yet another reason to love work from home. I know it's not right for all the jobs, but it's perfect for mine. I don't have to sing happy birthday to anyone, every f**king Friday, or pitch in for cake, etc. Although. They still manage to make sure everyone's birthday is recognized on the twice-a-week meeting that could easily be cut to once a month. But at least I can open it on Teams and mute it and keep working.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 16, 2024 07:04 PM (OX9vb)

216 Do not talk to female co-workers about anything except job-related subjects.

Do not mentor women colleagues.

Avoid out-of-hours activities with female co-workers, even as part of a group.

E-mail is the preferred medium to communicate with female colleagues.

Etc., etc., etc. This is the world they wanted.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 16, 2024 06:57 PM (dxSpM)

Number one rule: be attractive.
Number two rule: don't be unattractive

Posted by: It's 100% subjective so avoid avoid avoid at December 16, 2024 07:04 PM (olf63)

217 Huh, who could have imagined that?

I mean other than everyone with a brain 50 years ago.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 16, 2024 07:03 PM (ZOv7s)

It's weird how things that were widely known and accepted 50 years ago aren't known anymore.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 16, 2024 07:05 PM (nOjd9)

218 Be attractive. Don't be unattractive.
-

are you looking in the mirror ? because you should
Posted by: runner

-

This is a tad awkward, but this is a SNL sexual harassment skit reference. Tom Brady iirc. It's hilarious and worth a watch because it's so accurate.

We'll, mostly accurate. Be rich, don't be poor would work too, but it's less common in everyday workplace interactions.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - the drones are an attempt to get Trump to disclose classified info at December 16, 2024 07:05 PM (LBXrd)

219 Uhm so line Putin is like so not cool bro. Like uhm we need to like not be his friend anymore.
- State Department run by the Appels

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 16, 2024 07:05 PM (i+Y/j)

220 Know what we don’t have? Pizza parties. Because it’s all bullshit. What counts is a) the money and b) having a work life balance. That’s it.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald

One of the more interesting corpo policies I read about years ago was instituting a 'birthday day.' No more birf-day nonsense for every employee; just one. His coincided with the founding of the company and kill't the proverbial two birds.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 16, 2024 07:05 PM (IG4Id)

221 NGU, there you are. I was just thinking about you and wondering how you are doing.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 16, 2024 07:05 PM (LN7gX)

222 > Am I the only one who thinks that Appel sounds like a f*cking retard?
----

he does talk like a fag

Posted by: Don Black. Message: get Smart at December 16, 2024 07:06 PM (/7KEl)

223 Wymyn: how dare a man compliment me or show any interest in me at work?

Also wymyn: why is it so hard to find a man?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 16, 2024 07:07 PM (i+Y/j)

224 22 > Am I the only one who thinks that Appel sounds like a f*cking retard?
----

he does talk like a fag
Posted by: Don Black. Message: get Smart at December 16, 2024 07:06 PM (/7KEl)

And his pushed-in shit's all retarded

Posted by: Meets the baseline criteria at December 16, 2024 07:07 PM (olf63)

225 It's weird how things that were widely known and accepted 50 years ago aren't known anymore.

I guess we still know that cocaine is fucking awesome.

Posted by: 1974 at December 16, 2024 07:07 PM (gKWVE)

226 Uhm so line Putin is like so not cool bro. Like uhm we need to like not be his friend anymore.
- State Department run by the Appels
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 16, 2024 07:05 PM (i+Y/j)

Dude probably prefers Justin Bieber over James Taylor too.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 16, 2024 07:07 PM (nOjd9)

227 This is a tad awkward, but this is a SNL sexual harassment skit reference. Tom Brady iirc. It's hilarious and worth a watch because it's so accurate.

We'll, mostly accurate. Be rich, don't be poor would work too, but it's less common in everyday workplace interactions.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - the drones are an attempt to get Trump to disclose classified info at December 16, 2024 07:05 PM (LBXrd)



not Stuart Smalley?

Posted by: runner at December 16, 2024 07:07 PM (QTCRF)

228 Etc., etc., etc. This is the world they wanted.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

-

Ha. Something came out after the metoo BS related to that. Men's productivity remained the same or increased, and women's dropped by a significant amount.

Men were no longer choosing to be on teams with women. It's interesting to consider why female productivity and accomplishments would've dropped off so sharply.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - the drones are an attempt to get Trump to disclose classified info at December 16, 2024 07:08 PM (LBXrd)

229 Caroline Kennedy still holds the record for using "like" in any sentence.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 16, 2024 07:08 PM (LN7gX)

230 Caroline Kennedy still holds the record for using "like" in any sentence.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 16, 2024 07:08 PM (LN7gX)

we got the best Kennedy IMO

Posted by: runner at December 16, 2024 07:08 PM (QTCRF)

231 An Ivy League professor at Columbia explains it all.

Prof Zenkus@anthonyzenkus
A CEO is more likely to kill you than an immigrant is.

-
I'm gonna hafta see your work on that.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 16, 2024 07:09 PM (L/fGl)

232 223 Wymyn: how dare a man compliment me or show any interest in me at work?

Also wymyn: why is it so hard to find a man?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 16, 2024 07:07 PM (i+Y/j)

-What about church?

-Ew! Whatever, it's $5 pitcher night. There's bound to be someone good there. Men love cheap beer!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 16, 2024 07:09 PM (y/ZMQ)

233
To be sure, I sound like a retard when talking to people. Which is why I avoid talking to people.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 16, 2024 07:09 PM (dxSpM)

234 runner, Hi, hon.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 16, 2024 07:09 PM (LN7gX)

235 So glad I didn't have to deal with this workplace harassment crap. A while back our team was headed to an introductory meeting with a new client. I casually mentioned to the female on our team that she looked great and ready to kick some ass. She just beamed. That's how it should be. Oh, well.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 16, 2024 07:10 PM (mH6SG)

236 Howdy Ben Had !

Posted by: runner at December 16, 2024 07:10 PM (QTCRF)

237 Yet another reason to love work from home. I know it's not right for all the jobs, but it's perfect for mine. I don't have to sing happy birthday to anyone, every f**king Friday, or pitch in for cake, etc. Although. They still manage to make sure everyone's birthday is recognized on the twice-a-week meeting that could easily be cut to once a month. But at least I can open it on Teams and mute it and keep working.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 16, 2024 07:04 PM (OX9vb)
___________________

I figured out that the drivers for all that crap are the secretaries. First, women are more social than men just generally speaking, but more importantly, secretaries are hourly employees, so they're thrilled to waste time and fart around at work. Salaried employees are paid to get things done, not to put in time. So all the social crap used to annoy me because it meant I just had to work later to get everything done.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 16, 2024 07:10 PM (YqDXo)

238 $5 pitcher night? Did I take a time
Machine to 2007? 😀

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 16, 2024 07:10 PM (i+Y/j)

239 OMG. Ketanji on Broadway

*CRINGE*

Posted by: Tuna at December 16, 2024 07:10 PM (oaGWv)

240 What happened:

Rottweiler/Pitt mix that was hanging around the neighbors dogs attacked Bruno in my yard Saturday. Bruno is normally is a fenced area but sometimes we let him out to run in the woods behind our house. I had to wrestle it off while another of the neighbors dogs jumped in. Finally got them both off and Bruno back in the shop but we both took some pretty bad bites. I spent 30hrs waiting for surgery. Bruno will be ok. I told the neighbor a month ago something had to be done about that dog because it was a menace, mailman and Mrs fd afraid of it and I had to keep chasing it out of the yard. Should have shot it a month ago. Animal control has it now.

Posted by: fd at December 16, 2024 07:11 PM (vFG9F)

241 ABC reports it was her “lifelong goal” to be the first Black female Supreme Court Justice to perform in a Broadway show.


Jeez!
What a crock.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 16, 2024 07:11 PM (W/lyH)

242 Ketanji, break a leg !

Posted by: runner at December 16, 2024 07:11 PM (QTCRF)

243 > What's WASSAILING?

Is Ace gonna Wassail for us, soon?
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 16, 2024 06:20 PM (8CyRO)

That's what we Alaskans call it when we go sailing on Lake Wasilla.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 16, 2024 07:11 PM (W5ArC)

244 OMG. Ketanji on Broadway

*CRINGE*
Posted by: Tuna at December 16, 2024 07:10 PM (oaGWv)

Obviously there weren't a lot of qualified black female SCOTUS candidates, but that's what Biden promised and this is what you get.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 16, 2024 07:12 PM (nOjd9)

245 Bandages on left hand and right arm and that's all I'm typing for now.

Posted by: fd at December 16, 2024 07:12 PM (vFG9F)

246 > An Ivy League professor at Columbia explains it all.

Prof Zenkus@anthonyzenkus

Ah, yes. Good old Adjunct Instructor Zenkus (he's not a professor, despite what he claims).

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 16, 2024 07:13 PM (W5ArC)

247 Dang, fd. Give Bruno a big head rub from my bunch when he seems like he needs one. Glad you're mostly okay too.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - the drones are an attempt to get Trump to disclose classified info at December 16, 2024 07:13 PM (LBXrd)

248 fd that is horrible

A prayer for complete and speedy healing.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 16, 2024 07:13 PM (RIvkX)

249 Animal control has it now.
Posted by: fd at December 16, 2024 07:11 PM (vFG9F)

Jeez, fn. No wonder you were in the hospital. Hopefully you and Bruno recover fully.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 16, 2024 07:13 PM (VNX3d)

250 figured out that the drivers for all that crap are the secretaries. First, women are more social than men just generally speaking, but more importantly, secretaries are hourly employees, so they're thrilled to waste time and fart around at work.

—

Where do you work with all these secretaries? Secretaries kinda went away with travel agencies. At least in my experience. Other than maybe a C-suite, they don’t really exist anymore. And those ones actually have work to do and don’t spend their days planning birthday parties.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 16, 2024 07:13 PM (i+Y/j)

251 fd, how terrible for you and Bruno. Do you know who the owner is ? I hope so because I want you to own their house and life savings.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 16, 2024 07:13 PM (LN7gX)

252 It's my lifelong goal to be the singing star of an Ozempic commercial!

Posted by: Associate Justice Sonya Sotomayor at December 16, 2024 07:14 PM (DsA2n)

253 -What about church?

-Ew! Whatever, it's $5 pitcher night. There's bound to be someone good there. Men love cheap beer!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 16, 2024 07:09 PM (y/ZMQ)

Guys need to be extra wary of church chicks. Way too many "born again" 304s out there. And too much "Jesus forgives so you should forget about the 648 men she's slept with and marry her" bullshit.

Posted by: Protect yourself at all times at December 16, 2024 07:14 PM (olf63)

254 Speaking of Disney

Disney has settled a case with its Anaheim park workers. After paying Donald Trump $15 million in damages plus $1 million in legal fees, Disney is now paying out $233 million to settle this case of them being such corpo greedy capitalist pigs because they have been underpaying their employees since 2019.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 16, 2024 07:14 PM (cCMLd)

255 Obviously there weren't a lot of qualified black female SCOTUS candidates, but that's what Biden promised and this is what you get.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 16, 2024 07:12 PM (nOjd9)[

clearly this is a bribe, yes? No one else with no physical or acting skills would have been chosen for a Broadway part otherwise.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 16, 2024 07:14 PM (D7oie)

256 What's WASSAILING?

Is Ace gonna Wassail for us, soon?
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 16, 2024 06:20 PM (8CyRO)

That's what we Alaskans call it when we go sailing on Lake Wasilla.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 16, 2024 07:11 PM (W5ArC)
***

Well, don't know about wassailling. But i just whipped up an awesome hot buttered rum.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 16, 2024 07:14 PM (W/lyH)

257 Where do you work with all these secretaries? Secretaries kinda went away with travel agencies

==


take a guess

Posted by: runner at December 16, 2024 07:15 PM (QTCRF)

258 Ketanji, break a leg !
Posted by: runner at December 16, 2024 07:11 PM (QTCRF)

Two! And a hip!

Posted by: No, really, get fracturing at December 16, 2024 07:15 PM (olf63)

259 Rottweiler/Pitt mix
_________________

Say no more.

Cue the obligatory defense of pit bulls as being so sweet and friendly. My pet rattlesnake is sweet and friendly, too. Just don't stick your hand in his terrarium.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 16, 2024 07:15 PM (YqDXo)

260 take a guess
Posted by: runner at December 16, 2024 07:15 PM (QTCRF)

Gov’t? I should have known.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 16, 2024 07:15 PM (i+Y/j)

261 Obviously there weren't a lot of qualified black female SCOTUS candidates, but that's what Biden promised and this is what you get.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

She's really short isn't she and not very attractive.

Posted by: Tuna at December 16, 2024 07:16 PM (oaGWv)

262 I'm watching, like, Appel act like a total, you know, doofus. I mean totally.
NSC advisor and he got catfished. (As other morons noted, that's... not good, for national security.)
Appel might not be gay but if not, it's his fantasy to be dominated by some chick. He looks like a toe licker to me.

Posted by: gKWVE at December 16, 2024 07:16 PM (gKWVE)

263 Did not see Turkish anarchist in the cards.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 16, 2024 07:17 PM (IG4Id)

264 I froze my eggs so I just need one of the good men I ignored for the last 20 years who is willing to tolerate my STDs and trauma and that one boyfriend (I'm getting the tattoo removed, I swear). Oh, and who'll spend $100k on IVF instead of just having sex with a younger healthier woman with less baggage.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - the drones are an attempt to get Trump to disclose classified info at December 16, 2024 07:17 PM (LBXrd)

265 "Do you know who the owner is ? I hope so because I want you to own their house and life savings.
Posted by: Ben Had"

The neighbor who's yard its been in and dogs it has been running with for two months says it's a stray, and it was until it started staying over there and I guess they were feeding it.

Posted by: fd at December 16, 2024 07:17 PM (vFG9F)

266 I had to google 304s..anybody else had to google what 304s means ??

Posted by: runner at December 16, 2024 07:17 PM (QTCRF)

267

Oh yeah, ALL women are worthless. We're conniving bitches, money grubbing worthless people.

Geez Louise.

Posted by: four seasons at December 16, 2024 07:17 PM (3ek7K)

268 Where do you work with all these secretaries? Secretaries kinda went away with travel agencies. At least in my experience. Other than maybe a C-suite, they don’t really exist anymore. And those ones actually have work to do and don’t spend their days planning birthday parties.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 16, 2024 07:13 PM (i+Y/j)
________________

Nowhere, now. I'm retired, and glad of it, too.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 16, 2024 07:17 PM (YqDXo)

269 women are more social than men just generally speaking, but more importantly, secretaries are hourly employees, so they're thrilled to waste time and fart around at work.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 16, 2024 07:10 PM (YqDXo)

My department is probably 90% women to 10% men, so, yeah. Everybody needs to be seeeeen. To be apreciaaaated. To be supportive and uplifting. Gag. I just want to do what they pay me to do, and be left alone.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 16, 2024 07:17 PM (OX9vb)

270 This sexual harassment crap ruined the shit out of being a professor. Back in the day, it didn't pay much, but did come with the side benefit of a very large and readily available pool of young-but-perfectly-legal poon.

Nowadays all the professors seem to be gay, tranny, or both.


Posted by: Professor Emeritus at December 16, 2024 07:17 PM (W5ArC)

271 And...I am taller than you.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 16, 2024 07:04 PM (d9fT1)
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We can settle this next year in TX. If I win, I'll give you a bottle of Scotch. If I lose, I'll give you a bottle of Scotch.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 16, 2024 07:18 PM (tT6L1)

272 A pit that was under a muzzle order got a chunk out of Boy F.'s butt about 5 years ago, he is still timid around the breed, which is fine.

Our lovely homeless comrades favor keeping pits and rotties for protection and don't bother caring for them.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 16, 2024 07:18 PM (RIvkX)

273 If O'Keefe can get into the confidences of The Smartest Guys In America, imagine what the Chinese could do with some hot Asian chick.
McConnell says " . . . "

Posted by: gKWVE at December 16, 2024 07:18 PM (gKWVE)

274
Can Broadway keep her?

Kiss Me, Kat

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 16, 2024 07:18 PM (63Dwl)

275 Disney is now paying out $233 million to settle this case of them being such corpo greedy capitalist pigs because they have been underpaying their employees since 2019.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 16, 2024 07:14 PM (cCMLd)

I'm no fan of Disney but to be fair, California employment law is an absolute racket designed by the legislature to put money in the pockets of the plaintiff's bar. The fact that a big company was successfully shaken down doesn't mean that it did anything morally wrong. It just means that the defendant refused to play a crooked game.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 16, 2024 07:19 PM (nOjd9)

276 Scandal-free. Not a smidgen.

Posted by: Thirdtwin at December 16, 2024 07:19 PM (+XYq0)

277 > imagine what the Chinese could do with some hot Asian chick

Hey, I'm right here, folks.

Jeez!

Posted by: Eric Swalwell at December 16, 2024 07:19 PM (W5ArC)

278 Cue the obligatory defense of pit bulls as being so sweet and friendly

-

My border collie taught me everything I needed to know about pit bulls.

That dog could not help but herd anything in the yard. It just happened. She'd never been to the farm or had a moments training. And she did it constantly.

It's absurd to believe pit bulls are wired differently.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - the drones are an attempt to get Trump to disclose classified info at December 16, 2024 07:19 PM (LBXrd)

279 I told the neighbor a month ago something had to be done about that dog because it was a menace, mailman and Mrs fd afraid of it and I had to keep chasing it out of the yard. Should have shot it a month ago. Animal control has it now.
Posted by: fd at December 16, 2024 07:11 PM (vFG9F)
Right on all counts. I hope you're healed up soon.

Posted by: Eromero at December 16, 2024 07:19 PM (LHPAg)

280 Normally, I'd say that Jumanji's broadway appearance is the kind of ethical breach (trading on the office for favors that one would not otherwise receive) that leftists clamoring for a judicial code of conduct for the USSC claim they want to see disciplined. But casting ugly black women with marginal talent is the norm in the entertainment business these days, which would probably be a bulletproof defense to an ethics complaint.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 16, 2024 07:20 PM (YVuAl)

281 Pit bulls 0 Me 3. S S S

Posted by: Ben Had at December 16, 2024 07:20 PM (LN7gX)

282 The neighbor who's yard its been in and dogs it has been running with for two months says it's a stray, and it was until it started staying over there and I guess they were feeding it.

Posted by: fd at December 16, 2024 07:17 PM (vFG9F)
____________________

Now apply the same reasoning to illegal immigration.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 16, 2024 07:20 PM (YqDXo)

283 How does a company underpay employees? Company offers $x to work there. Employee accepts. If company pays $x how are they in violation of anything?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 16, 2024 07:20 PM (i+Y/j)

284 "We've run a campaign that's basically scandal free."

Oh? When was that, back in the 40's?

Posted by: t-bird at December 16, 2024 07:20 PM (Ag3aL)

285 Ketanji, you can be a star!!

Posted by: runner at December 16, 2024 07:21 PM (QTCRF)

286 Disney has settled a case with its Anaheim park workers. After paying Donald Trump $15 million in damages plus $1 million in legal fees, Disney is now paying out $233 million to settle this case of them being such corpo greedy capitalist pigs because they have been underpaying their employees since 2019.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 16, 2024 07:14 PM (cCMLd)

Figures. Can folks stop pretending that corporate America is some kind of bastion of free enterprise and ethical business practices? Stop fucking over employees and customers.

Posted by: Shit products + poor wages = C-Suite bonuses at December 16, 2024 07:21 PM (olf63)

287 > Hey, I'm right here, folks.

Jeez!
Posted by: Eric Swalwell at December 16, 2024 07:19 PM (W5ArC)

Me rove you, Elic, rearry! Terr stupid white wife you with me now.

Posted by: Fang Fang Gang Bang Wang Dang Sweet Poontang at December 16, 2024 07:21 PM (W5ArC)

288 Hey, I'm right here, folks. Jeez!
Posted by: Eric Swalwell at December 16, 2024 07:19 PM (W5ArC)

Great, now I gotta open a window.

Posted by: gKWVE at December 16, 2024 07:21 PM (gKWVE)

289 'Supreme Court Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson performs in the Broadway show “& Juliet” which is a “queer” rendition of Romeo & Juliet.'

God, what a hideous retard. I really hope we're to a less Caligula-like future when these bastards are out of power.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 16, 2024 07:21 PM (3wi/L)

290 This sexual harassment crap ruined the shit out of being a professor
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Ha. I knew one that had a speaking role in a major film in the 80s and was a handsome mofo. He was rolling in it. I never thought about it but I bet you're right. I wouldn't be surprised if he got in trouble for what was consensual fun.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - the drones are an attempt to get Trump to disclose classified info at December 16, 2024 07:22 PM (LBXrd)

291 blake is taller.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 16, 2024 07:22 PM (LN7gX)

292 193 Am I the only one who thinks that Appel sounds like a f*cking retard?

A National Security Council advisor who talks like a stoned high schooler..”

He makes me wanna do an Edward I and toss him out a 4th story window.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 16, 2024 07:22 PM (W6hoT)

293 Should have shot it a month ago. Animal control has it now.

Posted by: fd

Three mastiff attacked a Limestone County North Alabama guy out for a jog last week. Dude is major league effed up. Three surgeries so far and another two or three needed to get him back on his feet. The three mastiffs have already been put down, and civil trials are pending for the dog's owner. Remove carriage returns....

https://www.waff.com/2024/12/13/
elkmont-jogger-brutally-attacked-by-three-
dogs-community-rallies-help/

Posted by: BifBewalski at December 16, 2024 07:22 PM (MsrgL)

294 JUST IN: President Biden releases statement calling for gun control after Wisconsin school shooting
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 16, 2024 06:34 PM
~~~~~

That's funny. I don't remember him calling for gun control after the two assassination attempts on President Trump.

Posted by: IrishEi at December 16, 2024 07:22 PM (3ImbR)

295 It doesn't really matter whether pitbulls are wired differently. When they go off the reservation, it's really bad news in a way that most other dogs aren't. They'd pose a danger even if they are sweet by and large.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 16, 2024 07:23 PM (YVuAl)

296
A-holes that let bad dogs run loose need to be horse whipped.

Get well fd. Bruno as well,

Posted by: BifBewalski at December 16, 2024 07:23 PM (MsrgL)

297 Seriously, I know Swalwell is so stupid a King Charles Spaniel (maybe even King Charles) could cheat him in a game of Go Fish, but didn't he wonder for even a moment why some smokin' Chinese chick is suddenly spreading her legs and panting for him?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 16, 2024 07:23 PM (W5ArC)

298 border collie taught me everything I needed to know about pit bulls.

That dog could not help but herd anything in the yard. It just happened. She'd never been to the farm or had a moments training. And she did it constantly.

It's absurd to believe pit bulls are wired differently.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - the drones are an attempt to get Trump to disclose classified info at December 16, 2024 07:19 PM (LBXrd)

I had a coonhound mix. Never trained it to hunt or anything. But if it saw a squirrel it was everything in life for him to get that thing up a tree. It was in his DNA.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 16, 2024 07:24 PM (i+Y/j)

299 Appel's date pipes in @2:58, she's female. Appel is not gay.
Just horny, stupid, and insecure.
And sucks toes.

Posted by: gKWVE at December 16, 2024 07:26 PM (gKWVE)

300 80 ' It’s like Facebook but with an air of authority by all the “thought leaders” spewing their nonsense.'

You've got a point. It really is like an international Facebook

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 16, 2024 07:26 PM (3wi/L)

301 271 And...I am taller than you.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 16, 2024 07:04 PM (d9fT1)
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We can settle this next year in TX. If I win, I'll give you a bottle of Scotch. If I lose, I'll give you a bottle of Scotch.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 16, 2024 07:18 PM (tT6L1)
I want in on this game. I'm taller than either one of you.

Posted by: Eromero at December 16, 2024 07:26 PM (LHPAg)

302 This sexual harassment crap ruined the shit out of being a professor. Back in the day, it didn't pay much, but did come with the side benefit of a very large and readily available pool of young-but-perfectly-legal poon.
_________________

You must be in the humanities, where boffing undergrads is considered one of the perks of the job.

I was in a STEM department, where such activities were streng verboten by everybody in the department (including me). I once received an anonymous questionnaire re sexual harassment produced by the local lesb ... uh ... feminists. I binned it immediately, having better things to do.

Two weeks later I received another missive, asking why I hadn't returned my "anonymous" questionnaire. Hmmm.

I joked that I'd neither harassed nor been harassed, and I was embarrassed to be such a bore.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 16, 2024 07:27 PM (YqDXo)

303 Seriously, I know Swalwell is so stupid a King Charles Spaniel (maybe even King Charles) could cheat him in a game of Go Fish, but didn't he wonder for even a moment why some smokin' Chinese chick is suddenly spreading her legs and panting for him?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 16, 2024 07:23 PM

Objection! Assumes he cared.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 16, 2024 07:27 PM (a3Q+t)

304 Eromero, you are indeed .

Posted by: Ben Had at December 16, 2024 07:27 PM (LN7gX)

305 How does a company underpay employees? Company offers $x to work there. Employee accepts. If company pays $x how are they in violation of anything?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 16, 2024 07:20 PM (i+Y/j)

Dear, dear boy...

1. You miscalculate the overtime pay rate by failing to take non-discretionary bonuses into account as part of the base rate = PENALTY
2. You fail to prove that every employee took his/her two paid 10-minute breaks at the correct time = PENALTY
3. You fail to ensure that each employee took an entire 30-minute lunch break completely free of duties = PENALTY
4. Your employee punched in early from his meal break = PENALTY
5. Your employee dons his protective wear before punching in = PENALTY
6. Your paycheck stubs don't say the correct legal name of the company = PENALTY
7. You rounded paid time to the nearest five-minute increment = PENALTY

I could go on and on...

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 16, 2024 07:27 PM (nOjd9)

306 How does a company underpay employees? Company offers $x to work there. Employee accepts. If company pays $x how are they in violation of anything?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 16, 2024 07:20 PM (i+Y/j)

They allegedly weren't paying their employees the minimum wage they were supposed to. Apparently a ballot measure was passed that require a certain minimum wage for companies that got tax rebates from the city, and Disney didn't pay it.

But businesses can and do manipulate hours, not pay required overtime, make people work off the clock without pay, all kinds of things. There are all kinds of ways to short employees.

Posted by: Companies do wage and hour fuckery a lot actually at December 16, 2024 07:28 PM (olf63)

307 I want in on this game. I'm taller than either one of you.
Posted by: Eromero at December 16, 2024 07:26 PM (LHPAg)
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heh. Offer good to one contestant only. Not legal in places where it is illegal. check with local authorities if unsure.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 16, 2024 07:28 PM (tT6L1)

308 border collie taught me everything I needed to know about pit bulls.

That dog could not help but herd anything in the yard. It just happened. She'd never been to the farm or had a moments training. And she did it constantly.

It's absurd to believe pit bulls are wired differently.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - the drones are an attempt to get Trump to disclose classified info at December 16, 2024 07:19 PM (LBXrd)

I had a coonhound mix. Never trained it to hunt or anything. But if it saw a squirrel it was everything in life for him to get that thing up a tree. It was in his DNA.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 16, 2024 07:24 PM (i+Y/j)
_______________

Denounce yourselves! All Party members in good standing know that genetics plays no role in behavior!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 16, 2024 07:28 PM (YqDXo)

309 295 It doesn't really matter whether pitbulls are wired differently. When they go off the reservation, it's really bad news in a way that most other dogs aren't. They'd pose a danger even if they are sweet by and large.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
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It's against the law to own them in some nations.

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 16, 2024 07:28 PM (X1YF6)

310 Office chairs for a penny.

Toilet seats at NASA discount prices.

Posted by: DaveA at December 16, 2024 07:29 PM (FhXTo)

311 For the record, both Eromero and Blake need some extra pounds. Whipcord comes to mind.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 16, 2024 07:29 PM (LN7gX)

312 The real surprise with Disney CA? That someone in the legal system didn't go after them sooner.

CA allows lawyers to go on fishing expeditions with companies which are accused of not complying with CA employment laws.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 16, 2024 07:30 PM (tT6L1)

313 We can settle this next year in TX. If I win, I'll give you a bottle of Scotch. If I lose, I'll give you a bottle of Scotch.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 16, 2024 07:18 PM

TxMoMe X. Where all The Horde's business is settled.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 16, 2024 07:30 PM (a3Q+t)

314 I want in on this game. I'm taller than either one of you.
Posted by: Eromero at December 16, 2024 07:26 PM (LHPAg)
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heh. Offer good to one contestant only. Not legal in places where it is illegal. check with local authorities if unsure.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 16, 2024 07:28 PM (tT6L1)

You weren't going to have a hole dug to make it more challenging?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 16, 2024 07:31 PM (VNX3d)

315 make people work off the clock without pay

Worked for a toy retailer who *required* office staff to work off the clock in shipping to meet Christmas orders.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 16, 2024 07:31 PM (ROwtT)

316 For the record, both Eromero and Blake need some extra pounds. Whipcord comes to mind.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 16, 2024 07:29 PM (LN7gX)
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heh. This is true. Honestly, not through lack of trying on my part.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 16, 2024 07:31 PM (tT6L1)

317 Worked for a toy retailer who *required* office staff to work off the clock in shipping to meet Christmas orders.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 16, 2024 07:31 PM (ROwtT)

Yep. That's illegal AF.

Posted by: But but but BE A TEAM PLAYER at December 16, 2024 07:32 PM (olf63)

318 NOOD

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 16, 2024 07:32 PM (dR6yv)

319 Duncanthrax, you do know you got your one dispensation last year.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 16, 2024 07:33 PM (LN7gX)

320 Office chairs for a penny.
Toilet seats at NASA discount prices.

Hammers?
- Paul Pelosi

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 16, 2024 07:33 PM (ROwtT)

321
I could go on and on...
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 16, 2024 07:27 PM (nOjd9)

In California we have these things called PAGA claims. This is where an employee gets a private attorney to sue your company for miscalculating something like rest periods in payroll, even if it's in the employee's favor, to sue you as if they were the government. Class action suits.

I always wondered if the wineries that the politicians own have been hit with these shakedowns. Or if someone contacts the attorneys and says shut it down.
They are getting millions of dollars and putting people out of business.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 16, 2024 07:33 PM (eRERE)

322 @6:25, Appel thought he "was going to be a spy". and "did that for a little while".
Double-O-IQ in: A View To The Unemployment Office

Posted by: gKWVE at December 16, 2024 07:35 PM (gKWVE)

323 border collie taught me everything I needed to know about pit bulls.

That dog could not help but herd anything in the yard. It just happened. She'd never been to the farm or had a moments training. And she did it constantly.

It's absurd to believe pit bulls are wired differently.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - the drones are an attempt to get Trump to disclose classified info at December 16, 2024 07:19 PM (LBXrd)

I had a coonhound mix. Never trained it to hunt or anything. But if it saw a squirrel it was everything in life for him to get that thing up a tree. It was in his DNA.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 16, 2024 07:24 PM (i+Y/j)
________________

Similarly, golden retrievers absolutely love to swim without being taught. They see water, they jump in and swim around. Most dogs are not too crazy about water, but our goldens used to pile into the bathtub and look expectantly at us to turn on the water.

They also tend naturally to retrieve: tennis balls (a favorite), sticks, etc., and they like adults, but adore children.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 16, 2024 07:35 PM (YqDXo)

324 In California we have these things called PAGA claims.

Yep. There weren't enough ways to put an employer out of business so the Legislature gave us the Private Attorney General Act of 2004.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 16, 2024 07:36 PM (nOjd9)

325
I used to work wage and hour claims. If you didn't keep records and can show evidence all you are doing is being a nuisance hoping to be paid to go away.

and I encourage you to do so instead of whining and moaning about something you clearly have never experienced.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 16, 2024 07:36 PM (D7oie)

326 Cafe is NOOD

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 16, 2024 07:37 PM (OX9vb)

327 In California we have these things called PAGA claims.

Yep. There weren't enough ways to put an employer out of business so the Legislature gave us the Private Attorney General Act of 2004.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 16, 2024 07:36 PM (nOjd9)
_________________

I'm guessing that was passed after the trial lawyers' association made some hefty donations to the legislature.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 16, 2024 07:37 PM (YqDXo)

328 311 For the record, both Eromero and Blake need some extra pounds. Whipcord comes to mind.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 16, 2024 07:29 PM (LN7gX)
I don't know about Blake, but CBD is a superb chef, thus the extra....padding?

Posted by: Eromero at December 16, 2024 07:39 PM (LHPAg)

329 Plott Hound. NC State Dog.

Got a problem with bears? Just the breed to assist in the solution. Great dogs.
"The Plott Hound is another dog breed developed and raised to be an excellent fit for bear hunting with dogs.

They are bred specifically in North Carolina, and these dogs are essential members of the Coonhound family.

They are intelligent dogs, adept at tracking, and incredibly loyal to their owners. Plott Hounds are the most confident among other dogs regarding hunting."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 16, 2024 07:41 PM (XeU6L)

330 T -5 mins

Posted by: Ciampino - Il razzo spazziale at December 16, 2024 07:47 PM (i0xsb)

331 I've met a couple of Plott hounds in real life. Good , sweet dogs.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Ladies, does your job make you inspiring and feminine or stressed and brittle? at December 16, 2024 07:55 PM (kDOGy)

332 TxMoMe X. Where all The Horde's business is settled.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 16, 2024 07:30 PM (a3Q+t)

I missed someone ...

Posted by: Michael Corleone at December 16, 2024 08:02 PM (TTAGa)

333 Is Ketanji brown...four feet tall?

Posted by: El Mariachi at December 16, 2024 08:20 PM (nLFEI)

334
Then the thing to do is resign from the Supreme Court and pursue your dream on Broadway.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Agreed, sir!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 16, 2024 08:23 PM (xG4kz)

335 To paraphrase Curly in "Disorder in the Court":

"Is everybody here a f***ing blabbermouth?"

I thought intelligence types knew how to button their lips.

With fools like this, the U.S. likely doesn't have anything unknown to Moscow, Beijing, Tehran, and/or Havana.

The next NSC had better have older, married personnel who know the value of silence.

Posted by: Weak Geek at December 16, 2024 09:26 PM (p/isN)

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