Susan Crabtree: Acting SS Director Ron Rowe May Have Lied In His Congressional Testimony

Ron Rowe Jr. exploded at a Congressman's question. The Congressman wanted to know what Ron Rowe, who was off-duty and unarmed, pushed actual on-duty Secret Servicemen out of the way at big speech so that he could have his wife photograph him standing next to Biden.

Not that I care about this part, but moving agents entrusted to take a bullet away from their protectee compromised Biden's security. Rowe moved the agents who would take a bullet for Biden too far away from Biden to react.

Rowe launched into planned theatrics -- How dare you question me, sir! -- when he was asked about this reckless compromise of presidential protection for his own glory.

Now RealClearPolitics' Susan Crabtree says that Rowe might not have just deployed phony theatrics to evade accountability, but actual perjury.

Did the Secret Service Chief Perjure Himself?
By Susan Crabtree - RCP Staff

After a screaming match between acting Secret Service Director Ron Rowe and Texas Rep. Pat Fallon erupted at a Thursday House hearing on the attempted assassination attempts against President-elect Donald Trump, new details are emerging about the circumstances that sparked the outburst.
Several Secret Service sources question whether Rowe has perjured himself during the explosive exchange.
The face-off occurred during the final meeting of the House Task Force on the Attempted Assassination of Trump when Fallon produced a photo of Rowe standing behind President Joe Biden and Vice President Kamala Harris at a 9/11 memorial event in New York City in September. Trump and Vice President-elect J.D. Vance appeared on the right side of the photo.
The congressman, a Texas Republican, pressed Rowe on why he had positioned himself behind Biden when normal Secret Service protocol would place the most senior member of the president's detail in that position to provide the best protection to the president. The event took place on Sept. 11, just days before the second assassination attempt against Trump at one of the president-elect's golf courses in Florida.
At the time, the outcome of the election was still unknown, and Rowe was trying to prove that he could quickly rehabilitate the agency's image after the cataclysmic failures during the July 13 Butler rally that nearly led to Trump's assassination and did result in the death of Corey Comperatore, a retired local fireman.
Fallon accused Rowe of endangering Biden's and Harris' lives by taking their top two agents out of position because he "wanted to be visible because you were auditioning for the job."
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Rowe responded swiftly and angrily to Fallon's line of questions.
"Congressman, what you're seeing is the [Special Agent in Charge of the Detail] out of the picture's view," Rowe said. "And that is a day where we remember the more than 3,000 people that died on 9/11," Rowe added. "I actually responded to Ground Zero. I was there going through the ashes of the World Trade Center. I was there at Fresh Kills," Rowe added, referencing a Staten Island landfill where debris was taken.
Fallon quickly interjected: "I'm not asking you that."
"I was there, congressman!" Rowe bellowed while pointing aggressively at Fallon before accusing him of acting like a "bully" and politicizing 9/11.
Rowe was already on edge from Fallon's pointed questioning just minutes before. The congressman asked Rowe whether he knew that Trump was facing a threat from a foreign actor while the Secret Service advance team was preparing for the Butler rally, a likely reference to assassination plots by Iran against Trump's life. If he did know, the congressman asked why he didn't intervene to provide a counter-surveillance unit or a full Counter Assault Team, top Secret Service security assets, in addition to the counter snipers the agency provided These additional assets, Fallon asserted, could have prevented the assassination attempt from taking place.
An eyewitness to the 9/11 memorial this year tells RealClearPolitics that Rowe's decision to take the place of the top two agents in charge of the president's and vice president's detail spurred resentment among the ranks. The source said there were toe marks placed on the ground with every attendee's name and title. Rowe's original toe mark was three rows back.
Instead of simply standing where he was designated, Rowe disregarded the arrangement and placed himself behind Biden and Harris. The leaders of those details then had to squeeze in so they could be within arm's reach of the president and vice president if they faced any threats. The source also noted that Rowe's wife, a longtime Secret Service employee, was the photographer for the event that day and was snapping "a ton of action shots of Ron standing in his place of prominence."

Rowe was asked if he was even carrying a gun and a radio when he boxed out Biden's actual security detail. He claimed he had -- but Secret Service agents think he might have perjured himself.

Rank-and-file agents were incensed over Rowe's screaming match and said they doubted the acting director's testimony that he had a radio during the 9/11 ceremony this year because he wasn't wearing an earpiece to hear the intelligence chatter on a radio. They also said top Secret Service officials usually do not wear earpieces or ballistic missile vests to ceremonies like the one on 9/11 because they spend most of their time meeting with other officials, not monitoring radio traffic for threats.

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1 First!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 17, 2024 05:42 PM (ZOv7s)

2 top something!

Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 17, 2024 05:43 PM (CWTWj)

3 perjury only counts if a wash d.c grand jury knows what perjury is

Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 17, 2024 05:45 PM (CWTWj)

4 So another pardon on the way.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at December 17, 2024 05:45 PM (aXxgO)

5 Where do we find so many incompetent spazzes for government work? Maybe the work itself makes them spazzes.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at December 17, 2024 05:45 PM (b294k)

6 Nooded have I, look you.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 17, 2024 05:45 PM (ZOv7s)

7 The accountability is always occurring but never seen.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 17, 2024 05:46 PM (bss/y)

8 accountability only counts when accountable

Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 17, 2024 05:47 PM (CWTWj)

9 Add another one to the Bidet pardon list.

Posted by: kallisto at December 17, 2024 05:47 PM (di0bO)

10 re 6: i guess no one is paying for accountability

Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 17, 2024 05:48 PM (CWTWj)

11 May have lied? Oh my........

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 17, 2024 05:48 PM (Rcnd3)

12 nah, just gonna types-deletes this one

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at December 17, 2024 05:49 PM (cY18j)

13 Wake me up when something happens.

Posted by: Rip van Winkled and getting more so at December 17, 2024 05:49 PM (DsA2n)

14 i wonder if biden knows he's pardoning any one not named hunter

ok, depends

Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 17, 2024 05:49 PM (CWTWj)

15 Bonk bonk on the head

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 17, 2024 05:49 PM (BQTPL)

16 Anyone who thinks being photographed near Biden is a political advantage probably ought to have a cork on the end of his forks.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 17, 2024 05:49 PM (RsS92)

17 Not that I care about this part, but moving agents entrusted to take a bullet away from their protectee compromised Biden's security

Wait. They really do that!?

Ron R.

Posted by: tbodie Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at December 17, 2024 05:50 PM (NEGXR)

18 re 16: look at my family album!

Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 17, 2024 05:51 PM (CWTWj)

19 Anyone who thinks being photographed near Biden is a political advantage probably ought to have a cork on the end of his forks.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 17, 2024 05:49 PM (RsS92)

They should probably also be limited to sippy cups and have they're food cut for them.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 17, 2024 05:51 PM (VNX3d)

20 Of course it's OK when they do it. Frankly, I knew the moment I saw Rowe that the guy was a show pony with no principles. A man his age with his kind of haircut cares more about how he looks than what he does. Besides, the arrogance oozed out of him, how dare the lesser beings question his acts and decisions?

Posted by: Decaf at December 17, 2024 05:51 PM (unUNN)

21 "Acting SS Director Ron Rowe May Have Lied In His Congressional Testimony "

You don't say? "May have", huh? And what if he did? Will something happen? Will he get the TRUMP!!! curse?

Posted by: fd at December 17, 2024 05:52 PM (vFG9F)

22 Rowe launched into planned theatrics -- How dare you question me, sir! -- when he was asked about this reckless compromise of presidential protection for his own glory.
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It was pretty obvious at the time. To quote the Bard, "He doth protest too much."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 17, 2024 05:52 PM (YqDXo)

23 The Wood Chipper of Justice is going to get quite the workout over the next four years.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 17, 2024 05:52 PM (H0hXt)

24 Wait, wut?

Hey, Rowe can go screw himself, the pompous POS. He has no business shouting at anyone in congress about anything. Keep your cool or get fired.

Posted by: El Mariachi at December 17, 2024 05:53 PM (nLFEI)

25 Looks like Rowe has a bright future as a social media moderator. Or a public union executive. Or any woman in the middle of a traffic accident they caused.

"How dare you question me".

Posted by: Heh at December 17, 2024 05:53 PM (7LnUu)

26 Anyone who thinks being photographed near Biden is a political advantage probably ought to have a cork on the end of his forks.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 17, 2024 05:49 PM (RsS92)

They should probably also be limited to sippy cups and have they're food cut for them.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 17, 2024 05:51 PM (VNX3d)
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And not permitted to cross the street by himself.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 17, 2024 05:53 PM (YqDXo)

27 20 Of course it's OK when they do it. Frankly, I knew the moment I saw Rowe that the guy was a show pony with no principles. A man his age with his kind of haircut cares more about how he looks than what he does. Besides, the arrogance oozed out of him, how dare the lesser beings question his acts and decisions?
Posted by: Decaf at December 17, 2024 05:51 PM (unUNN)

His hair looks like he is 'Strong Female Protagonist #537' in whatever media you care to name.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 17, 2024 05:53 PM (bss/y)

28 Anyone who thinks being photographed near Biden is a political advantage probably ought to have a cork on the end of his forks.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 17, 2024 05:49 PM (RsS92)
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Biden paid a visit at the Unified Area Command in New Orleans during the oil spill in 2010. There was a minor rush of people to go see him, and I just sat at my desk as the left, and then hit the snack bar, which now had no line.

They all came back as I was finishing my munchies and I said I got the better deal. I think Trump is the only politician I would actually like to meet in person.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 17, 2024 05:54 PM (ZOv7s)

29 Trebuchet of Justice!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at December 17, 2024 05:54 PM (cY18j)

30 Looks like Rowe has a bright future as a social media moderator. Or a public union executive. Or any woman in the middle of a traffic accident they caused.

"How dare you question me".

Posted by: Heh at December 17, 2024 05:53 PM (7LnUu)
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"Do you know who I am?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 17, 2024 05:54 PM (YqDXo)

31 There will be accountability, and that accountability is occurring when it occurs accountability accountable.

Posted by: Accountable Man at December 17, 2024 05:54 PM (vFG9F)

32 Already reported but for the reply...

Jack Poso @JackPosobiec 6h
House report recommends FBI investigation into Liz Cheney over alleged witness tampering while on J6 committee

DC_Draino @DC_Draino 5h
Looks like Liz Cheney will have to pay hundreds of thousands in legal fees just like she made thousands of others do during her sham J6 investigation
It’s called Karma

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 17, 2024 05:55 PM (hovnC)

33 Rut Rowe!

/scoobydoo

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 17, 2024 05:55 PM (Xo+UM)

34 perjury only counts if a wash d.c grand jury knows what perjury is
Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 17, 2024 05:45 PM

Whut....?

Posted by: A D.C. grand jury at December 17, 2024 05:55 PM (Wnv9h)

35 ought to have a cork on the end of his forks.

Jolly Jumper.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 17, 2024 05:55 PM (OwMlf)

36 Ken Silva @JD_Cashless 4h
I think we can reasonably conclude that construction of the Jan. 6 "gallows" was a fed op.

According to today's new J6 report, Capitol employees destroyed them the very next day and loaded the pieces a dump truck instead of collecting them as evidence. They didn't track the guys who made them, either, and the FBI claims to not know who built them.

DC_Draino @DC_Draino 2h
I challenge anyone reading this to go build gallows on Capitol grounds and let me know how long it takes until police detain you for doing so
I’d say less than 10 minutes
The only time this was permissible was on January 6 and zero officers intervened for more than 24 hours
Ask yourself - were these built by a Trump supporter?
Or Feds...
And why haven’t the FBI found them?
Or the pipe bomber?
I bet it’s for the same reasons!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 17, 2024 05:55 PM (hovnC)

37 There will be accountability, ...

... soon as the time is right.

... after the ongoing investigation concludes.

... when Hell freezes over.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 17, 2024 05:55 PM (YqDXo)

38 You know, one thing that struck me about the canadian guy with the apple in that interview is that he stayed calm- even though the reporter was annoying and unprepared.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 17, 2024 05:56 PM (bss/y)

39 Liz can probably offset at least some of these legal fees on the competitive eating circuit.

Posted by: Heh at December 17, 2024 05:56 PM (7LnUu)

40 I also think that a guy who is responsible for presidential security shouldn't scream like a toddler under congressional questioning.

What is it with these ""men"" having hissy fits like daytime drama starlets?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 17, 2024 05:56 PM (ZOv7s)

41 "Do you know who I am?"

My favorite example of that being used was body cam footage of a traffic stop, with an enraged woman who yelled at the cop "Do you know who my father is?!?" (some high political official) and the cop without hesitation answered "why are you asking me, don't you know?"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 17, 2024 05:57 PM (RsS92)

42 The new House Report out tonight makes painfully clear: Secret Service director Ron Rowe needs to go.

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He will go, on January 20th. Wonder if Biden will pardon him first.

Posted by: Decaf at December 17, 2024 05:58 PM (unUNN)

43 So what is the remedy if all these shitmaggots get pardoned by Biden? What if he pardons Nidal Hassan?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 17, 2024 05:58 PM (8zz6B)

44 He's gone after 01/20/2025. Maybe before. Oh, take his security clearance too before he leaves (fired). All Biden Appointees should lose their security clearances on 01/20/2025. No carryover or crossovers.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at December 17, 2024 05:58 PM (TN5A0)

45 I predicted yesterday that Trudeau would do everything he could to hang on to power unless another version of grifting came along.

Posted by: Crusader at December 17, 2024 05:58 PM (TN0g+)

46 Liz can probably offset at least some of these legal fees on the competitive eating circuit.
Posted by: Heh at December 17, 2024 05:56 PM (7LnUu)
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Only Fans. She'll drive David French and Jonah Goldberg into bankruptcy.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 17, 2024 05:58 PM (ZOv7s)

47 You know, one thing that struck me about the Canadian guy with the apple in that interview is that he stayed calm

Pierre Poelivevereieriere or something like that, probably the next Prime Minister of Canada.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 17, 2024 05:58 PM (RsS92)

48 So what is the remedy if all these shitmaggots get pardoned by Biden?

Lawsuits and state prosecution. And being patient and waiting on the Lord, who will bring justice.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 17, 2024 05:59 PM (RsS92)

49 I also think that a guy who is responsible for presidential security shouldn't scream like a toddler under congressional questioning.

What is it with these ""men"" having hissy fits like daytime drama starlets?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 17, 2024 05:56 PM (ZOv7s)
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He had nothing else, so he had to throw a shit fit. If he had a reasonable explanation, he would've given it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 17, 2024 05:59 PM (YqDXo)

50 This guy is going to run for office somewhere. Thats what the pictures were for.

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 17, 2024 05:59 PM (+oR7L)

51 Only Fans. She'll drive David French and Jonah Goldberg into bankruptcy.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 17, 2024 05:58 PM

Dude...I'm trying to eat dinner, here. 🤮

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 17, 2024 06:00 PM (Wnv9h)

52 Time to metaphorically burn all the US government departments to the ground.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 17, 2024 06:00 PM (kPJtn)

53 Why would anyone want a picture taken with Biden?

Posted by: Diogenes at December 17, 2024 06:01 PM (W/lyH)

54 You know, one thing that struck me about the Canadian guy with the apple in that interview is that he stayed calm.

Yeah ... and that's cool. Really is. But you have to have the luxury of being so.

That priest they arrested - and hog dragged multiple times during Covid - didn't have that luxury.

Posted by: Heh at December 17, 2024 06:01 PM (7LnUu)

55 "Do you know who I am?"

My favorite example of that being used was body cam footage of a traffic stop, with an enraged woman who yelled at the cop "Do you know who my father is?!?" (some high political official) and the cop without hesitation answered "why are you asking me, don't you know?"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 17, 2024 05:57 PM (RsS92)
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My favorite one was a guy working the counter at an airport, who picked up PA microphone and said, "Anyone here know this woman is? She seems not to know."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 17, 2024 06:01 PM (YqDXo)

56 I predicted yesterday that Trudeau would do everything he could to hang on to power unless another version of grifting came along.
Posted by: Crusader at December 17, 2024 05:58 PM (TN0g+)
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I took the tiniest of victory laps when I saw the German government had collapsed and immediately thought "the Free Democrats killed it," and then looked and saw I was right.

I still don't follow the news much, but I figured they were the ones holding the knife. They're the only coalition member who can profit from it, because if the CDU/CSU wins big, they are a natural partner.

The AfD is the wild card. The Trumpian party everyone hates. Fun ahead!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 17, 2024 06:02 PM (ZOv7s)

57
The Great Revival
The Reckoning of Names
The Realignment of Authority
The Rule of Law

Hello my honey, hello my sweetie, hello my good time gal
Been so long since I've seen you, gee you sure look swell

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 17, 2024 06:02 PM (6ZHNK)

58 You can't easily hit a successfully moving target in the Federal Government.

He began as a cop when a 'kid' and transformed early on into a fed attending meetings, legislative affairs, etc.

In other words, not a field guy. And, therefore, he knows the books & the theories but not the actual work. And one can't successfully lead the field without real field experience.

All, imo.

Posted by: L - Rooster one day, Feather duster another at December 17, 2024 06:02 PM (NFX2v)

59 This guy is going to run for office somewhere. Thats what the pictures were for.

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 17, 2024 05:59 PM (+oR7L)
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Yeah, he knows he's toast. Run for office, and get a job at a leftist "think" tank.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 17, 2024 06:02 PM (YqDXo)

60 What I don't understand is how anyone, ever, fell for Rowe's BS. I mean from the earliest days. Yet he's risen through the ranks, to the top.

If you want evidence of the utter ineptitude of those "in charge", this is it.

Posted by: Eeyore at December 17, 2024 06:02 PM (1bNHn)

61 Police chief says school shooter Natalie Rupnow’s choice of t-shirt not ‘important at all’.

Posted by: Accountable Man at December 17, 2024 06:02 PM (vFG9F)

62 re 53: cosplay conventions. he looks like handsy solo

Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 17, 2024 06:02 PM (CWTWj)

63 He lied? Of course he lied. He's a Fed. They all lie to the people, all the time, all of them. Lying to Congress is how they become Made Men.

Posted by: John A. Fleming at December 17, 2024 06:03 PM (arBN+)

64 I predicted yesterday that Trudeau would do everything he could to hang on to power unless another version of grifting came along.

Trudeau was not fraudulently put in power. He was an expression of the popular will of Canada. I've worked Canada enough to not be surprised.

Oh - they were surprised at what he did, for sure. But that's Canada. Their culture is much different than mine. And much different than the majority of the NorthEast.

They just all picked the little fucking moron and assumed he'd do his best because ... Canada.

Posted by: Heh at December 17, 2024 06:03 PM (7LnUu)

65 My favorite one was a guy working the counter at an airport, who picked up PA microphone and said, "Anyone here know this woman is? She seems not to know."

Heh. These are people who were never told "no" in their childhood.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 17, 2024 06:04 PM (RsS92)

66 re 55: or the woman in texas pulled over for drunk driving.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 17, 2024 06:04 PM (CWTWj)

67 Trump won't do a damn thing about school
shootings.

Harris would have.

Readers added context they thought people might
want to know.

Kamala Harris is currently in office
whitehouse.gov/administration/

Do you find this helpful?

Posted by: 13times at December 17, 2024 06:05 PM (b/PBX)

68 by the way, did the bald guy in the dress who was stealing women's luggage at airports, did he ever go to jail? or did biden pardon him? sam brisket?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 17, 2024 06:06 PM (CWTWj)

69 My favorite example of that being used was body cam footage of a traffic stop, with an enraged woman who yelled at the cop "Do you know who my father is?!?" (some high political official) and the cop without hesitation answered "why are you asking me, don't you know?"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 17, 2024 05:57 PM (RsS92)
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My favorite one was a guy working the counter at an airport, who picked up PA microphone and said, "Anyone here know this woman is? She seems not to know."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 17, 2024 06:01 PM (YqDXo)

Wives of Senior Enlisted or Mid to High Ranking Military Officers.

Time and time again.... my favorite was once being told that I had to let in the Wife of an Officer, into a Secure place.. because of who her Hubby was, when HUBBY was not allowed into that space.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 17, 2024 06:06 PM (QAkQ3)

70
How dare you, Ace!

How dare you question a fine American patriot like Ron Rowe Jr!

Where, where, Sir, were you when the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor? Where, sir?

Building one of your poorly constructed bookshelves, I'll wager!

Yes!!! When America was under attack there you were building a bookshelf! A bookshelf to hold your multiple copies of Das Kapital by Karl Marx!

Hide your face in shame, sir! How dare you!

Posted by: naturalfake at December 17, 2024 06:07 PM (iJfKG)

71 They just all picked the little fucking moron and assumed he'd do his best because ... Canada.
Posted by: Heh at December 17, 2024 06:03 PM (7LnUu)
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To be fair, he had the wisdom to bribe all the media in Canada to cover for him with taxpayer dollars.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 17, 2024 06:07 PM (ZOv7s)

72 by the way, did the bald guy in the dress who was stealing women's luggage at airports, did he ever go to jail? or did biden pardon him? sam brisket?
Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 17, 2024 06:06 PM (CWTWj)

I think he got out on a non-custodial sentence?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 17, 2024 06:08 PM (8zz6B)

73 68 by the way, did the bald guy in the dress who was stealing women's luggage at airports, did he ever go to jail? or did biden pardon him? sam brisket?
Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 17, 2024 06:06 PM (CWTWj)
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He was severely punished. He had to return the clothes.

(But would the true owner want to wear them again after he'd had them on?)

Posted by: Eeyore at December 17, 2024 06:08 PM (1bNHn)

74 Did the Secret Service Chief Perjure Himself?

I'm gong to go out on a limb here and say - Yes! When he took the oath of office.

I, [name], do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same, . . . . "

Posted by: Tonypete at December 17, 2024 06:08 PM (WXNFJ)

75 6 Nooded have I, look you.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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JOKE
LAUGH I

Posted by: the horta at December 17, 2024 06:08 PM (hovnC)

76 You all can't handle me. I am impregnable!!!!!

Posted by: The Slanted Roof at December 17, 2024 06:08 PM (dIske)

77 60 What I don't understand is how anyone, ever, fell for Rowe's BS. I mean from the earliest days. Yet he's risen through the ranks, to the top.

If you want evidence of the utter ineptitude of those "in charge", this is it.
Posted by: Eeyore
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It's why people like that are known as S_ _ t Stains

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 17, 2024 06:09 PM (6ZHNK)

78 Building one of your poorly constructed bookshelves, I'll wager!

Posted by: naturalfake at December 17, 2024 06:07 PM (iJfKG)
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Ace's bookshelves are amazing. He basically did the equivalent to killing 20 Japanese soldiers in close combat with his bayonet installed backwards.

Fucking legend.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 17, 2024 06:09 PM (ZOv7s)

79 The importance of being important.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 17, 2024 06:09 PM (XTmTf)

80 "Do you know who I am?"

My favorite example of that being used was body cam footage of a traffic stop, with an enraged woman who yelled at the cop "Do you know who my father is?!?" (some high political official) and the cop without hesitation answered "why are you asking me, don't you know?"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 17, 2024 05:57 PM (RsS92)

A better answer would be "No. Does your mother?"

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 17, 2024 06:10 PM (VNX3d)

81 The horta is Welsh?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 17, 2024 06:10 PM (Wnv9h)

82 Is he an SES? He seems government 'typical' in as far as leadership.

Probably the largest contingent of executive branch federal employees has eleven (11) years down to about seven (7) years experience within the Federal government.

Many went from private industry into federal employment. It's not the same at all regardless if the 'book matter' was known at the time that someone walked through the door and took their place in an office. Legality is an entire different matter, too. And there are so few people left to provide historical agency knowledge, mentor (even though most are insulted at the thought of being mentored nowadays), lead without the aid of contractors, etc.

Oh, well.

Posted by: L - Rooster one day, Feather duster another at December 17, 2024 06:12 PM (NFX2v)

83 To be fair, he had the wisdom to bribe all the media in Canada to cover for him with taxpayer dollars.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 17, 2024 06:07 PM (ZOv7s)

Theirs are the same as ours. He didn't have to pay them a dime.

Posted by: Heh at December 17, 2024 06:12 PM (7LnUu)

84 The horta is Welsh?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 17, 2024 06:10 PM (Wnv9h)
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Natural miners.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 17, 2024 06:13 PM (ZOv7s)

85 I sound like a broken record, but it seems there are people in the fedgov whose job titles are other things, but then sure do seem to be working for the CIA.

Now, I'm not saying Ron Rowe is a spook, but I'm not not saying he's a spook.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 17, 2024 06:13 PM (dGCAG)

86 My favorite example of that being used was body cam footage of a traffic stop, with an enraged woman who yelled at the cop "Do you know who my father is?!?" (some high political official) and the cop without hesitation answered "why are you asking me, don't you know?"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 17, 2024 05:57 PM (RsS92)
________________

My favorite one was a guy working the counter at an airport, who picked up PA microphone and said, "Anyone here know this woman is? She seems not to know."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 17, 2024 06:01 PM (YqDXo)

Wives of Senior Enlisted or Mid to High Ranking Military Officers.

Time and time again.... my favorite was once being told that I had to let in the Wife of an Officer, into a Secure place.. because of who her Hubby was, when HUBBY was not allowed into that space.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 17, 2024 06:06 PM (QAkQ3)
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"Yeah, you look familiar. Weren't you a dancer at the Pussy Cat Lounge?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 17, 2024 06:13 PM (YqDXo)

87 so that he could have his wife photograph him standing next to Biden.

Claiming false credit for military service you never did is "Stolen Honor."

Claiming false credit for guarding Joe Biden, which you never did, is "Stolen Shame."

Seriously, why would anyone WANT to be photographed next to the worst President in American history, especially AFTER he's alraedy reverted to a vegetative stat??

Posted by: zombie at December 17, 2024 06:14 PM (pMi6S)

88 San Francisco appointed a "Weight Stigma Czar" and she looks like something out of The Dark Crystal.

http://tiny.cc/1qt1001

Posted by: bonhomme at December 17, 2024 06:14 PM (Odg76)

89 Breaking911 @Breaking911 2h
🚨REP. MCCAUL ON MYSTERY DRONES: "My judgement based on my experience is that those that are over our military sites are adversarial & most likely are coming from the People's Republic of China."

"I believe they're spy drones. The PRC, communist China, is very good at this stuff. We know they bought land around military bases."

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 19m
NEW 🚨 ‘Spy drones’ from China are likely cause of unexplained aircraft wreaking havoc over US, House foreign affairs chair says in bombshell claim, NY Post reports

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 17, 2024 06:14 PM (hovnC)

90 ok, seen at twichy in case we missed it:

JUST NOW: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez officially loses vote to become ranking Democrat on the important House Oversight Committee - Axios

She lost to an old Democrat - Rep. Gerry Connolly, 74.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 17, 2024 06:14 PM (CWTWj)

91 88 San Francisco appointed a "Weight Stigma Czar" and she looks like something out of The Dark Crystal.

http://tiny.cc/1qt1001
Posted by: bonhomme at December 17, 2024 06:14 PM (Odg76)

You sure it's a she? I think there are many different genders covered by that thing.

Posted by: Roy at December 17, 2024 06:15 PM (z+ik4)

92 A deep state leftist lied? I shan’t believe it.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 17, 2024 06:15 PM (i+Y/j)

93 JUST NOW: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez officially loses vote to become ranking Democrat on the important House Oversight Committee - Axios

She lost to an old Democrat - Rep. Gerry Connolly, 74.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 17, 2024 06:14 PM (CWTWj)

We all told her - skin to win.

Posted by: Roy at December 17, 2024 06:16 PM (z+ik4)

94 Wives of Senior Enlisted or Mid to High Ranking Military Officers.

Anyone that ever served in the military learned pretty quick that those with tits assume the same rank as the dick that earned the stripes.

I avoided the PX on anything other than off hours - just to avoid them.

Posted by: Heh at December 17, 2024 06:16 PM (7LnUu)

95 I'd say Hunter, who has the kovorka, WAS once a spook but not Ron.

Posted by: L - Rooster one day, Feather duster another at December 17, 2024 06:16 PM (NFX2v)

96 I'm gong to go out on a limb here and say - Yes! When he took the oath of office.

I, [name], do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same, . . . . "
Posted by: Tonypete at December 17, 2024 06:08 PM (WXNFJ)

I'm sure the CIA has a loyalty oath that is roughly the same, just take out the whole Constitution thing.

Or, when you're Chris Wray, put FBI in there instead.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 17, 2024 06:16 PM (dGCAG)

97 85 I sound like a broken record, but it seems there are people in the fedgov whose job titles are other things, but then sure do seem to be working for the CIA.

Now, I'm not saying Ron Rowe is a spook, but I'm not not saying he's a spook.
Posted by: BurtTC
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One thinks a spook would be more disciplined.

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 17, 2024 06:16 PM (6ZHNK)

98 "I believe they're spy drones. The PRC, communist China, is very good at this stuff. We know they bought land around military bases."

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 17, 2024 06:14 PM (hovnC)
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I said yesterday that China was making Biden pay them one last favor in exchange for not going after Hunter.

Milley is not the only flag officer who is fine with working with China so long as it hurts Trump.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 17, 2024 06:17 PM (ZOv7s)

99 I missed the thread about the Wisconsin shooter.

Did anyone update Ace that he's barking up the wring tree - -that the shooter ISN'T trans but IS a man-hating femcel crazed feminist partly inspired by the verbiage of the 4B movement?

Posted by: zombie at December 17, 2024 06:17 PM (pMi6S)

100 You sure it's a she? I think there are many different genders and species covered by that thing.

Posted by: Roy at December 17, 2024 06:15 PM (z+ik4)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 17, 2024 06:17 PM (YqDXo)

101 Leftists lie with the ease you breath
D. Prager

Posted by: Skip at December 17, 2024 06:18 PM (fwDg9)

102 41 "Do you know who I am?"

My favorite example of that being used was body cam footage of a traffic stop, with an enraged woman who yelled at the cop "Do you know who my father is?!?" (some high political official) and the cop without hesitation answered "why are you asking me, don't you know?"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 17, 2024 05:57 PM (RsS92)

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Very funny calling her a bastard.
My favorite is a NJ traffic stop:
https://youtu.be/S6vlu1FRaic

Posted by: Ciampino - funny traffic stops at December 17, 2024 06:18 PM (i0xsb)

103 She lost to an old Democrat - Rep. Gerry Connolly, 74.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 17, 2024 06:14 PM (CWTWj)

John's older brother?

Posted by: BurtTC at December 17, 2024 06:18 PM (dGCAG)

104 re 88: fat phobia: fear of being charged extra for a coffin the size of a grand piano

Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 17, 2024 06:18 PM (CWTWj)

105 Theirs are the same as ours. He didn't have to pay them a dime.
Posted by: Heh at December 17, 2024 06:12 PM (7LnUu)

Nevertheless, he did.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 17, 2024 06:18 PM (8zz6B)

106 Anyone that ever served in the military learned pretty quick that those with tits assume the same rank as the dick that earned the stripes.

I avoided the PX on anything other than off hours - just to avoid them.

Posted by: Heh at December 17, 2024 06:16 PM (7LnUu)
________________

Leave Eleanor Roosevelt, Roslyn Carter, Hillary Clinton, and DOCTOR Jill Biden out of this.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 17, 2024 06:19 PM (YqDXo)

107 If nothing else, the next four years are going to be filled with Great Moments in Hilarity, as represented in Team Trump's response to a pompous letter from Elizabeth Warren.

https://tinyurl.com/mr2zuyx4

Posted by: Paco at December 17, 2024 06:19 PM (mADJX)

108

That dude is such a cunt.

That high and tight bullshit, look at him. He's a fraud. Tears in his eyes. HE CARES.

An absolute clown.

MUH PUBLIC SERVANT DONT QUESTION ME.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at December 17, 2024 06:19 PM (et1vG)

109 One thinks a spook would be more disciplined.
Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 17, 2024 06:16 PM (6ZHNK)

Some of these guys are seeing sunlight for the first time.

I'm not sure they know how to live in it.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 17, 2024 06:19 PM (dGCAG)

110 "San Francisco appointed a "Weight Stigma Czar" and she looks like something out of The Dark Crystal."

I wasn't aware San Francisco was running such a budget surplus that they could afford such a non-serious government position.

But the voters there will just keep voting for more of that Democratic fiscal responsibility.

Posted by: Crusader at December 17, 2024 06:19 PM (TN0g+)

111 "63 He lied? Of course he lied. He's a Fed. They all lie to the people, all the time, all of them. Lying to Congress is how they become Made Men."

a printable version of what i type/deleted earlier, thx!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at December 17, 2024 06:20 PM (cY18j)

112 I'm placing 80-20 odds that these drones are Chinese. Not sure everyone heard about this but now they'e also in California, flying near the 29 Palms Marine Corps base.

It's military spying, no doubt.

Posted by: zombie at December 17, 2024 06:20 PM (pMi6S)

113 San Francisco appointed a "Weight Stigma Czar" and she looks like something out of The Dark Crystal.

http://tiny.cc/1qt1001
Posted by: bonhomme at December 17, 2024 06:14 PM (Odg76)

You sure it's a she? I think there are many different genders covered by that thing.
Posted by: Roy at December 17, 2024 06:15 PM (z+ik4)

Xhe looks like something out of a Ren and Stimpy cartoon.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 17, 2024 06:20 PM (iJfKG)

114 Milley is not the only flag officer who is fine with working with China so long as it hurts Trump.
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And assuming a bunch of Obama/Biden ones aren't getting cartel/China drug money too.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 17, 2024 06:20 PM (hovnC)

115 the shooter ISN'T trans but IS a man-hating femcel crazed feminist partly inspired by the verbiage of the 4B movement?
Posted by: zombie
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Born from the same woke insanity.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 17, 2024 06:20 PM (i+Y/j)

116 Good grief, everyone in this outgoing administration is proving to be a psychotic monster.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 17, 2024 06:21 PM (bLaAy)

117 That’s a shitload or weight stigma right there. Guess she was a good choice.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 17, 2024 06:22 PM (b4o9z)

118 Anyone that ever served in the military learned pretty quick that those with tits assume the same rank as the dick that earned the stripes.

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What does that mean? I read it a few times and stil dont’ get it.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 17, 2024 06:22 PM (i+Y/j)

119 ok, seen at twichy in case we missed it:

JUST NOW: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez officially loses vote to become ranking Democrat on the important House Oversight Committee - Axios

She lost to an old Democrat - Rep. Gerry Connolly, 74.
Posted by: gnats local 678

I'm sure I'm much better at seeing over things than he is. He doesn't even have tits.

Posted by: AOC, reclining at December 17, 2024 06:23 PM (DgGvY)

120 the shooter ISN'T trans but IS a man-hating femcel crazed feminist partly inspired by the verbiage of the 4B movement?
Posted by: zombie
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Watching videos of liberals having meltdowns over the election I'm beginning to seriously doubt the mental health of a lot of the distaff side.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 17, 2024 06:24 PM (YqDXo)

121 That’s a shitload or weight stigma right there. Guess she was a good choice.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 17, 2024 06:22 PM (b4o9z)

An eight-sigma weight stigma, phat pigma, to be sure.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 17, 2024 06:24 PM (8zz6B)

122 if lots and lots of people become really obese it could save social security for a few years

Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 17, 2024 06:24 PM (CWTWj)

123 I'm sure I'm much better at seeing over things than he is. He doesn't even have tits.

Posted by: AOC, reclining at December 17, 2024 06:23 PM (DgGvY)
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Good point. Maybe they have chosen Michael Moore.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 17, 2024 06:25 PM (YqDXo)

124 112, never doubted it for a moment ...

unless its something even worse ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at December 17, 2024 06:25 PM (cY18j)

125 Anyone that ever served in the military learned pretty quick that those with tits assume the same rank as the dick that earned the stripes.

Posted by: Heh at December 17, 2024 06:16 PM (7LnUu)
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Cute story to lighten the mood. My grandfather got drafted shortly after Pearl Harbor and because he had a college degree, became a "90-day wonder" lieutenant. He had just gotten married and because he had bad eyesight, was kept stateside and was directed to help set up additional OCS training facilities at colleges.

He arrived at his first post and got to work and my grandmother (a high school grad) set about putting their household together. After a couple of days, there was a knock on the door. It was an older woman who introduced herself as the commander's wife. At that time, wives of newly assigned officers were expected to pay a courtesy call, but of course neither of my grandparents were much up on this sort of thing.

My grandmother was very embarrassed, but she was quickly put at ease, and they had a very pleasant discussion, and that was how my grandmother learned the ins and outs of being an Army wife.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 17, 2024 06:25 PM (ZOv7s)

126 I'm placing 80-20 odds that these drones are Chinese.

I do not doubt it. And this brings up a point I've been dying to talk about. Today's Media DOES NOT - contrary to what some may think - work off Talking Points anymore.

Why do I say this ? Because a certain minor celebrity out of Lexington who's managed to build a decent media presence ... let's call him Matt Jones - spent two segments today specifically to shout down, shame, and otherwise cajole every else on his two hour show about the silliness of even paying attention to this drone story.

Did he get talking points ? No. Is he consciously working to a perceived political end ? Not exactly. But he is working on reflex. A trained response to a perceived and unapproved reaction from the rest of the herd.

He is, frankly, a self-gassing Jew. That really doesn't appreciated others not marching in line.

Posted by: Heh at December 17, 2024 06:25 PM (7LnUu)

127 > What does that mean? I read it a few times and stil dont’ get it.

Civilian wives of higher ranking military members get nearly the same deference and privileges as their husbands. Their car gets the same snappy salute when they enter the base. Any issues they have with other wives or even soldiers are very much handled according to their husband's rank. Things like that.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 17, 2024 06:26 PM (Odg76)

128 the cop without hesitation answered "why are you asking me, don't you know?"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 17, 2024 05:57 PM (RsS92)
________________

My favorite one was a guy working the counter at an airport, who picked up PA microphone and said, "Anyone here know this woman is? She seems not to know."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

All of these Alleged Americans, thinking that they have some kind of hereditary privilege...

Posted by: FeatherBlade at December 17, 2024 06:26 PM (hB7mE)

129 I also think that a guy who is responsible for presidential security shouldn't scream like a toddler under congressional questioning.

What is it with these ""men"" having hissy fits like daytime drama starlets?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 17, 2024 05:56 PM (ZOv7s)

They are being "emotionally available"

Posted by: Oldcat at December 17, 2024 06:26 PM (n7h9X)

130 122 if lots and lots of people become really obese it could save social security for a few years
Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 17, 2024 06:24 PM (CWTWj)

That money will be offset by the money spent on Medicaid and Medicare to treat the fatties before they die early. Lifetime of diabetes and heart disease ain’t cheap to treat.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 17, 2024 06:26 PM (i+Y/j)

131 If you have 3 hours to spend, Dr. David Wood kills it in this livestream:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrGsIiY3Q8g

Posted by: Axeman at December 17, 2024 06:26 PM (krQz2)

132 if lots and lots of people become really obese it could save social security for a few years

Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 17, 2024 06:24 PM (CWTWj)
_____________

Encourage smoking, too, and you've really got something.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 17, 2024 06:27 PM (YqDXo)

133 I'm placing 80-20 odds that these drones are Chinese.

In Congress or over New Jersey?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 17, 2024 06:27 PM (bLaAy)

134 Leading Report @LeadingReport 4h
BREAKING: American Airlines to end DEI employment practices, per @America1stLegal.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 17, 2024 06:27 PM (hovnC)

135 re 112: a general from the biden admin today told we have nothing to worry about. i am so reassured

Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 17, 2024 06:27 PM (CWTWj)

136 All of these Alleged Americans, thinking that they have some kind of hereditary privilege...

Posted by: FeatherBlade at December 17, 2024 06:26 PM (hB7mE)
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Memo to wives of prominent men: social status is not transferred through semen.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 17, 2024 06:27 PM (YqDXo)

137 Civilian wives of higher ranking military members get nearly the same deference and privileges as their husbands. Their car gets the same snappy salute when they enter the base. Any issues they have with other wives or even soldiers are very much handled according to their husband's rank. Things like that.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 17, 2024 06:26 PM (Odg76)

Got it. Makes sense. Thanks for the clarification.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 17, 2024 06:27 PM (i+Y/j)

138
Anyone that ever served in the military learned pretty quick that those with tits assume the same rank as the dick that earned the stripes.

I should think the former is far more cognizant of the rank and is much more concerned with the privileges and perquisites thereof than the latter.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2024 06:28 PM (dxSpM)

139 > That’s a shitload or weight stigma right there. Guess she was a good choice.

I watched a short video of the Jim Henson creature talking and she hilariously claimed Doctors told her to lose weight, "By any means necessary."

I call bullshit. I believe they told her to lose weight. But they probably either gave her generic, "Eat better foods" advice, or offered to refer her to a specialist.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 17, 2024 06:29 PM (Odg76)

140 I also think that a guy who is responsible for presidential security shouldn't scream like a toddler under congressional questioning.

What is it with these ""men"" having hissy fits like daytime drama starlets?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 17, 2024 05:56 PM (ZOv7s)

They are being "emotionally available"

Posted by: Oldcat at December 17, 2024 06:26 PM (n7h9X)
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They should be available at the unemployment office, too.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 17, 2024 06:29 PM (YqDXo)

141 Rowe launched into planned theatrics -- How dare you question me, sir! -- when he was asked about this reckless compromise of presidential protection for his own glory.
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You WANT me on that sloped roof!

Posted by: Axeman at December 17, 2024 06:29 PM (krQz2)

142 seen at twitchy: i'm sure they'll find a federal judge who says you can't fire them:

Biden Administration Looking to Hire Up to 1,200 DEI Bureaucrats

Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 17, 2024 06:29 PM (CWTWj)

143 Civilian wives of higher ranking military members get nearly the same deference and privileges as their husbands.

And they love it. They really, really do. Almost uniformly.

Before I got out - and into the Civilian World - I already knew to stay way the fuck away from any woman with any a perceived sniff of authority. They're just about all The HR See You Next Tuesday.

You'll rarely find a woman that can handle any authority over a man with grace or dignity.

Posted by: Heh at December 17, 2024 06:31 PM (7LnUu)

144 I predicted yesterday that Trudeau would do everything he could to hang on to power unless another version of grifting came along.

Trudeau was not fraudulently put in power. He was an expression of the popular will of Canada. I've worked Canada enough to not be surprised.

Oh - they were surprised at what he did, for sure. But that's Canada. Their culture is much different than mine. And much different than the majority of the NorthEast.

They just all picked the little fucking moron and assumed he'd do his best because ... Canada.
Posted by: Heh at December 17, 2024 06:03 PM (7LnUu)

Trudeau was Canada's Obama. They were bored of responsible rightish governments who didn't crush their lives and wanted their own lightbringer.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 17, 2024 06:31 PM (n7h9X)

145 "I watched a short video of the Jim Henson creature talking and she hilariously claimed Doctors told her to lose weight, "By any means necessary."

I call bullshit. I believe they told her to lose weight. But they probably either gave her generic, "Eat better foods" advice, or offered to refer her to a specialist."

All politicians lie, and Democratic/marxist politicians lie like you and I breathe air.

Posted by: Crusader at December 17, 2024 06:31 PM (TN0g+)

146 Biden Administration Looking to Hire Up to 1,200 DEI Bureaucrats
Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 17, 2024 06:29 PM (CWTWj)

Deviants, Egotists, and Incompetents?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 17, 2024 06:31 PM (8zz6B)

147 The Wicked Witch of the Moorth East has no power after Kan 20

Posted by: Skip at December 17, 2024 06:31 PM (fwDg9)

148 seen at twitchy: i'm sure they'll find a federal judge who says you can't fire them:

Biden Administration Looking to Hire Up to 1,200 DEI Bureaucrats
Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 17, 2024 06:29 PM (CWTWj)
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Especially ones from Hawaii.

"Obama called it!"

Posted by: Axeman at December 17, 2024 06:31 PM (krQz2)

149 117 That’s a shitload or weight stigma right there. Guess she was a good choice.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

If you're gonna hire a Weight Stigma Czar, why not hire someone who actually DOES handle the extra wight well, like Kate Upton?

Posted by: zombie at December 17, 2024 06:31 PM (pMi6S)

150 Anyone that ever served in the military learned pretty quick that those with tits assume the same rank as the dick that earned the stripes.

I should think the former is far more cognizant of the rank and is much more concerned with the privileges and perquisites thereof than the latter.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2024 06:28 PM (dxSpM)
_________________

Social status is tres important for women, even more so than men.

"She is trying to destroy me!"

Translation: she is impairing my social status.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 17, 2024 06:31 PM (YqDXo)

151 Do civilian husbands of high ranking wymyn soldiers act the same way?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 17, 2024 06:32 PM (i+Y/j)

152 88 San Francisco appointed a "Weight Stigma Czar" and she looks like something out of The Dark Crystal.

http://tiny.cc/1qt1001
Posted by: bonhomme
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Well, San Francisco must be swimming in extra tax revenues to be able to afford such a luxury.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 17, 2024 06:32 PM (fs1hN)

153 I is homez.
Was so excited, I filled my colostomy bag!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 17, 2024 06:33 PM (ynpvh)

154 Is Rowe a spook, or one of the million+ bumbling politically connected in law narcissist buffoons that comprise our public sector.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at December 17, 2024 06:33 PM (wBaIH)

155 I call bullshit. I believe they told her to lose weight. But they probably either gave her generic, "Eat better foods" advice, or offered to refer her to a specialist.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 17, 2024 06:29 PM (Odg76)
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The doctor probably advised her to turn sideways to get through the doorway.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 17, 2024 06:33 PM (YqDXo)

156 Trudeau was Canada's Obama. They were bored of responsible rightish governments who didn't crush their lives and wanted their own lightbringer.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 17, 2024 06:31 PM (n7h9X)

At least Trudeau was born in Canada.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 17, 2024 06:34 PM (i+Y/j)

157 133 I'm placing 80-20 odds that these drones are Chinese.

In Congress or over New Jersey?
Posted by: Anna Puma

Bada-boom!

Posted by: zombie at December 17, 2024 06:34 PM (pMi6S)

158 unitalic

Posted by: zombie at December 17, 2024 06:34 PM (pMi6S)

159 I is homez.
Was so excited, I filled my colostomy bag!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 17, 2024 06:33 PM (ynpvh)

It's good to get home from the hospital. Now, stay out of them for a while - please?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 17, 2024 06:34 PM (VNX3d)

160 Is Rowe a spook, or one of the million+ bumbling politically connected in law narcissist buffoons that comprise our public sector.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at December 17, 2024 06:33 PM (wBaIH)

Embrace the power of "and"?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 17, 2024 06:34 PM (8zz6B)

161 Now watch me juggle chainsaws.

Posted by: zombie at December 17, 2024 06:34 PM (pMi6S)

162 Leading Report @LeadingReport 6h
BREAKING: More than 120 retired U.S. generals and admirals have signed a letter expressing their “strong support” for President-elect Trump’s nominee for Secretary of Defense, Pete Hegseth.
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I don't know if it includes wives or not.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 17, 2024 06:34 PM (hovnC)

163 "Trudeau was Canada's Obama. They were bored of responsible rightish governments who didn't crush their lives and wanted their own lightbringer.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 17, 2024 06:31 PM (n7h9X)

At least Trudeau was born in Canada."

For the all good he did Canada he might as well have been a Kenyan Muslim.

Posted by: Crusader at December 17, 2024 06:34 PM (TN0g+)

164 152 88 San Francisco appointed a "Weight Stigma Czar" and she looks like something out of The Dark Crystal.

http://tiny.cc/1qt1001
Posted by: bonhomme
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Well, San Francisco must be swimming in extra tax revenues to be able to afford such a luxury.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 17, 2024 06:32 PM (fs1hN)
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Yeah, why waste money on the Sidewalk Shit Czar?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 17, 2024 06:34 PM (YqDXo)

165 Anyone that ever served in the military learned pretty quick that those with tits assume the same rank as the dick that earned the stripes.

I should think the former is far more cognizant of the rank and is much more concerned with the privileges and perquisites thereof than the latter.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2024 06:28 PM

Painting with a pretty broad brush there.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 17, 2024 06:34 PM (Rcnd3)

166 Do civilian husbands of high ranking wymyn soldiers act the same way?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 17, 2024 06:32 PM (i+Y/j)

There were none in my time. Honestly - how many could there be now ? What fucking man says "yeah, honey, I'll dust and run the vacuum while you deploy for a couple years" ? I doubt "he" would be anyone any normal man would hold in anything other than contempt.

Posted by: Heh at December 17, 2024 06:35 PM (7LnUu)

167 I'm going mea culpa here. I thought Rowe's biography meant he was a stand up guy.

I should have defaulted to my usual cynical disbelief about anyone an any position of authority in our current government.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 17, 2024 06:35 PM (tT6L1)

168 Oh, and San Francisco is Worcester, Mass. with seals and shittier food.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at December 17, 2024 06:35 PM (wBaIH)

169
Social status is tres important for women, even more so than men.

Knowing the US might find itself in a war soon, George Marshall, on assuming the position of Chief of Staff, began weeding out the deadwood from the officer ranks. The loudest screams, the most pathetic begging letters, came from the wives of officers put on the Retired List. The poor things had suffered through the penury and slow promotions of the interwar Army and were now out in the cold.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2024 06:35 PM (dxSpM)

170 At least Trudeau was born in Canada.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 17, 2024 06:34 PM (i+Y/j)

The Cuban hospitals are a bit dodgy, even the "nice" ones that the Party uses.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 17, 2024 06:36 PM (8zz6B)

171 andycanuck that would be my guess

Posted by: Skip at December 17, 2024 06:36 PM (fwDg9)

172
The doctor probably advised her to turn sideways to get through the doorway.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 17, 2024 06:33 PM (YqDXo)

"Honey, I ain't got a sideways!" - Jessye Norman

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2024 06:37 PM (dxSpM)

173 Canada did swing right post Trudeau. As right as Canada could swing with two massive majority governments in a row for the Tories. But the damage had already been done and it was irreversible.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 17, 2024 06:37 PM (i+Y/j)

174 Painting with a pretty broad brush there.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 17, 2024 06:34 PM (Rcnd3)

Yeah ... and pit-bulls and rotts are just good dawgs in poor spots. Time and time and time again. Sounds like something you and Chris could connect on. The unfairness on why the same groups do the same things, as groups, over and over again.

Posted by: Heh at December 17, 2024 06:37 PM (7LnUu)

175 I'm placing 80-20 odds that these drones are Chinese. Not sure everyone heard about this but now they'e also in California, flying near the 29 Palms Marine Corps base.

It's military spying, no doubt.
Posted by: zombie at December 17, 2024 06:20 PM (pMi6S)

China produces a lot of drones for sale. I think at one point Ukraine was buying them for the SMO. So even if from China, the op might be using Chinese drones.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 17, 2024 06:37 PM (n7h9X)

176 Oh, and San Francisco is Worcester, Mass. with seals and shittier food.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at December 17, 2024 06:35 PM (wBaIH)
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But do you have to watch where you step in Worcester?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 17, 2024 06:38 PM (YqDXo)

177 When will Bongino be name as the head of the Secret Service

Posted by: dingbat63 at December 17, 2024 06:38 PM (qMKHX)

178 107 If nothing else, the next four years are going to be filled with Great Moments in Hilarity, as represented in Team Trump's response to a pompous letter from Elizabeth Warren.

https://tinyurl.com/mr2zuyx4
Posted by: Paco
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Hah! TLDR - Who bitch this is?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 17, 2024 06:38 PM (fs1hN)

179 I'd bet a Ballistic Missile vest has to be pretty thick, given the re-entry speed of a Ballistic Missile. Seems you'd know id someone was wearing one.

Posted by: DBCooper at December 17, 2024 06:39 PM (y1Mvi)

180 I'm going mea culpa here. I thought Rowe's biography meant he was a stand up guy.

I should have defaulted to my usual cynical disbelief about anyone an any position of authority in our current government.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 17, 2024 06:35 PM (tT6L1)

You must have been thinking of Mike Rowe.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 17, 2024 06:39 PM (n7h9X)

181 Babylon Bee reminder

Reminder: Mail Your Christmas Packages Via USPS Today If You Want Them To Arrive By Christmas 2037

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 17, 2024 06:39 PM (VNX3d)

182 The Cuban hospitals are a bit dodgy, even the "nice" ones that the Party uses.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 17, 2024 06:36 PM (8zz6B)
________________

Didn't Fidel bugger off to Spain for medical treatment?

Kinda says it all, doesn't it?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 17, 2024 06:39 PM (YqDXo)

183 Real problem is our own drone laws. It is illegal to shoot a drone, or Jam a drone, even over your own property.

You no longer have any right to privacy... none... you don't own the airspace above your property... even 10 feet.

They can literally fly a drone to your open windows and look inside, and not be charged, even though a person doing it would be trespassing.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 17, 2024 06:41 PM (QAkQ3)

184 Didn't Fidel bugger off to Spain for medical treatment?

Kinda says it all, doesn't it?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 17, 2024 06:39 PM (YqDXo)

IIRC, he brought a Spanish doctor in to Cuba.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 17, 2024 06:41 PM (8zz6B)

185 102
'My favorite is a NJ traffic stop:'

I couldn't watch all that. It doesn't look like they arrested her so how was it funny?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 17, 2024 06:41 PM (3wi/L)

186 Rockford Register Star, News, 'Former Dixon official convicted of embezzling over $53 million is among Biden pardons,' Steven Spearie, Springfield State Journal- Register, December 13, 2024

In part, "Rita Crundwell, 71, served a little over eight years in federal prison for the largest municipal theft in U.S. history and was released on Aug. 4, 2021.

Crundwell has been in a halfway house since her release and had a projected release date of Oct. 20, 2029.

It was the largest single-day act of clemency in modern history. The president also issued 39 pardons on Thursday."
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Follow the Bidens.

Posted by: L - Rooster one day, Feather duster another at December 17, 2024 06:42 PM (NFX2v)

187 Quick Hits up nood

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 17, 2024 06:43 PM (hovnC)

188 Chinese nationals flying spy drones is my guess
1 Chinese nationals are here and they didn't come for the Chow Mein
Sundowne an many government officials are r is owned by the Chinese so ain't going to raise a fight.
Doubt China is just letting 20yo men walk out of China

Posted by: Skip at December 17, 2024 06:43 PM (fwDg9)

189 176 Right as awful as the bums in Worcester are, they do not subscribe to the cult of Sidewalk Shitters that dominate the west coast.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at December 17, 2024 06:43 PM (wBaIH)

190 In part, "Rita Crundwell, 71, served a little over eight years in federal prison for the largest municipal theft in U.S. history and was released on Aug. 4, 2021.
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Follow her in secret to find out where she buried the money.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 17, 2024 06:44 PM (fs1hN)

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