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NEW: Utah man drives his car through the front of a Mazda dealership just hours after purchasing the car from the same dealership.
The incident happened in Sandy, Utah, after the man was told he couldn’t return the car.
The man told the dealership that he would drive the car through the front door of the dealership if they didn’t let him return it.
They told him that it was sold "as-is."
The man did exactly what he promised and drove the car through the front door.
He was arrested on charges of felony criminal mischief and reckless endangerment.

Steve Inman with the playcall:

Buyer's Remorse pic.twitter.com/2s8HPDxYnq
— Steve Inman (@SteveInmanUIC) December 10, 2024

NEW: Utah man drives his car through the front of a Mazda dealership just hours after purchasing the car from the same dealership.

The incident happened in Sandy, Utah, after the man was told he couldn’t return the car.

The man told the dealership that he would drive the car… pic.twitter.com/nNASSjOw0y
— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) December 10, 2024

Commenters were talking about this: Glamorous? Really?

She's got more metal in her face than C3PO.

Glamorous female lawmaker, 30, 'bullied male aide into sex then made him run her errands'

A glamorous Washington state lawmaker bullied a male aide into sex, then made him run her errands and tried to fire him when he reported her, a lawsuit claims.
Emily Clouse, 30, is said to have begun a 'mutually consensual dating relationship' with the unnamed man after being elected as a commissioner in Thurston County, which includes the state's capital of Olympia.
But the aide alleges he felt unable to reject Clouse's advances because of the power she held over him and says he found the romance 'increasingly unwelcome.'
The video player is currently playing an ad.
'It was clear to the Plaintiff, however, that if the Plaintiff wanted to remain employed, he would need to continue his personal intimate relationship of a sexual nature with Commissioner Clouse,' the claim alleges.
Clouse is said to have exploited the man into driving her around, buying her food and drinks and loaning her cash which he says she never repaid, the Spokane Spokesman-Review reported.
He branded her an abuser and reported her behavior to Thurston County's human resources department on July 26.
Clouse, who was sworn into her role in November 2023, tried to fire him 30 minutes later and subsequently accused the aide of sexually assaulting her.
The aide says other Thurston County officials tried to suppress his claims, allegedly asking him 'what amount of money' it would take to make his claims go away.
He was put on administrative leave, which the aide says gave him the impression of being 'guilty of wrongdoing.'

Glamorous, really?

John Mulaney has a funny bit about tabloids' determination to call every woman they write about a "beauty."

Unrelated: Dana Carvey built his Joe Biden impression from his dad's condescending way of scolding him.

Anything is possible! Plus, Dana Carvey’s Biden impersonation is the tops! 💥😆 https://t.co/c8PPkWrPtU pic.twitter.com/DbQtdiM8WN
— Susan Goss (@ornery_owls) December 10, 2024

Posted by: Ace at 05:30 PM

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1 I'll go ring the bell...

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 11, 2024 05:31 PM (O7YUW)

2 If that legislator needs a jump start, there are plenty of terminals to choose from.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 11, 2024 05:33 PM (VNX3d)

3
Who hasn't wanted to do this to a car dealership?

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at December 11, 2024 05:33 PM (+oR7L)

4 Laura Loomer @LauraLoomer 1h
Wow

Mitch McConnell is currently being pushed around the US Senate in a wheel chair with a bandaged face.

The US Senate is a senior living facility with full amenities.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 11, 2024 05:34 PM (hovnC)

5 I used to fish with Dana Carvey's dad.
Bud Carvey.

Great guy.

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2024 05:34 PM (WfoKg)

6 Read...some...of the content.

Posted by: Max Power at December 11, 2024 05:34 PM (q177U)

7 Commenters were talking about this: Glamorous? Really?

She's got more metal in her face than C3PO.

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She is Mos Eisley Cantina 5 !

Posted by: runner at December 11, 2024 05:34 PM (QTCRF)

8 Emily sets off metal detectors....

in space.

Posted by: sven at December 11, 2024 05:35 PM (X0I7i)

9 But the aide alleges he felt unable to reject Clouse's advances because of the power she held over him and says he found the romance 'increasingly unwelcome.'

Took a few months, though, I tell you what!

Posted by: The 'Bullied' Aide at December 11, 2024 05:35 PM (c/Z2E)

10
He should have driven it all the way though and drove out the back side so the dealership could get that good cross flow ventilation.

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 11, 2024 05:35 PM (+oR7L)

11 I'm painting some miniatures, and I have ghosts that fade smoothly from white at the bottom to mint green at the top. I was reminded by the pic.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 11, 2024 05:36 PM (lhenN)

12 Does supporting the guy who drove into a car dealership because they sold him a lemon make me scum like the people who supported that twat who killed the healthcare CEO?

Posted by: Seems Legit at December 11, 2024 05:36 PM (jyAD3)

13 I think she is super hot.

Posted by: Max Power at December 11, 2024 05:36 PM (q177U)

14 >> But the aide alleges he felt unable to reject Clouse's advances because of the power she held over him and says he found the romance 'increasingly unwelcome.'

'It was weird. The instant my balls hit her taint, I began to lose interest,' he continued.

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2024 05:36 PM (WfoKg)

15 Evening.

Why did the fat guy buy such a little car?

Posted by: Robert at December 11, 2024 05:36 PM (iolXJ)

16 I saw this earlier and I am still not clear on exactly what he was pi$$ed about other than the dealership would not take the car back. No place that I have seen says what was supposedly wrong with the car.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 11, 2024 05:37 PM (Rcnd3)

17
For Olympia, she is a hard 7.

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 11, 2024 05:37 PM (+oR7L)

18 Glamorous?

Some people need to get out more.

Posted by: Crusader at December 11, 2024 05:37 PM (TN0g+)

19 I kind of liked "Opportunity Knocks" but, yeah, as post-SNL goes, it wasn't great. Carrey never really found a vehicle to stardom like Mike Myers did.
I mean, even Schneider and Covert got "Deuce Bigelow" and "Grandma's Boy".

Posted by: gKWVE at December 11, 2024 05:37 PM (gKWVE)

20 She's got more metal in her face than C3PO.

It clearly is in more than her face.

Posted by: Kratwurst at December 11, 2024 05:37 PM (npr/i)

21 >>I saw this earlier and I am still not clear on exactly what he was pi$$ed about other than the dealership would not take the car back.

There were only 5 Cup Holders.

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2024 05:37 PM (WfoKg)

22 That fatty that rammed the dealership just destroyed his entire life over a tantrum that could have been avoided by taking the car to a mechanic and paying $150 for a once over.

He has to pay for the car. He has to pay for the dealership damage. He has to pay for a lawyer to defend him. He will likely spend some time in jail. He'll lose his rights to vote and carry a gun. If he has a wife, everyone she knows will be telling her to divorce him and run. The courts will screw him in any divorce proceedings. He's fucked. That's what you get for being a man baby.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 11, 2024 05:37 PM (Odg76)

23 Clouse is glamorous with toned arms!

I know it's true because MSM told me so!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 11, 2024 05:37 PM (tT6L1)

24 That WA legislator is a walking "stay away, I'm nuts" sign.

Posted by: Seems Legit at December 11, 2024 05:37 PM (jyAD3)

25 I saw her other pictures. She's not all that. 3/4 side profile pictures are very flattering, but don't tell the full story.

Posted by: Max Power at December 11, 2024 05:38 PM (q177U)

26 > Commenters were talking about this: Glamorous? Really?

There are literally hundreds of carbon copies of this chick on every college campus in America.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 11, 2024 05:38 PM (Odg76)

27 That pic of Emily Clouse...She's clearly thinking about raping a femboy.

Posted by: Robert at December 11, 2024 05:38 PM (iolXJ)

28 >>For Olympia, she is a hard 7.

Might be as high as an 8.25 if that tongue is pierced.

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2024 05:38 PM (WfoKg)

29 So I live in rural Utah and the guy driving through the dealership is a big story here.

This wasn't some fly by night used car place; it's one of the "name brands" of the area; a Mazda dealer.

But they had this car, which they advertised as a "Mechanics special." The idiot payed 4 grand for it, drove off, and literally within the hour wanted to get a full refund. He then threatened to drive through the door, and then did it.

Good thing he made the threat because the dealership actually moved people away from the door just in case.

That being said, there should be better options to return a car within a certain time frame. They give three days to change your mind on door to door sales; maybe 3 days on a car sale would be good too. 4 grand for a mechanics special to advertise to people who cannot afford a new car or a decent used car? How are they going to afford the repair bills for the mechanics special?

Posted by: SimoHayha at December 11, 2024 05:38 PM (yf7Pm)

30 While I have never been accused of being especially perceptive as to female wiles, no normal male has ever been “bullied” to have sex if the point is made clear, to even the most dimwitted amongst us.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 11, 2024 05:39 PM (Pp3EP)

31 Clouse probably has enough ink on her body to run a second printing of the NY Times.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 11, 2024 05:39 PM (tT6L1)

32 Say what you like about the Senate, when the zombie apocalypse hits, at least half our legislature will still be working as good as ever.

Posted by: gKWVE at December 11, 2024 05:39 PM (gKWVE)

33 Glamorous, no. Bangable, yes. Only in a soyboy-smothered blue state would she have to (and be able to) blackmail a dude into sex...

Posted by: bearski at December 11, 2024 05:39 PM (Bhsk7)

34 Glamorous?

Some people need to get out more.
Posted by: Crusader at December 11, 2024 05:37 PM (TN0g+)

Maybe they meant garrulous. The broad just wouldn't shut her damn yap.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 11, 2024 05:39 PM (vtRd1)

35 And speaking of sticking it into crazy, those hair dyes that create colors *nowhere* to be found in nature's palette are warning signals similar to bright colors on poisonous snakes and dangerous insects.

Posted by: Crusader at December 11, 2024 05:39 PM (TN0g+)

36 Wow, she looks just as I’d expect,
Ok, maybe some tattoos?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2024 05:39 PM (rc1jl)

37 There is a Lemon Law on the books where you can return a car within a certain time period. I think it’s more than a couple of hours.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 11, 2024 05:40 PM (D6PGr)

38 Good evening, horde!

It's dark. It's only 5:30 and my circadian rhythm thinks it's bedtime.

Will have to wait for commercials to watch the Carvey clip, but I'm sure it'll be good.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 11, 2024 05:40 PM (OX9vb)

39 Ace, the “glamorous” description by the left wing media has a specific purpose in this case: to undermine the guy’s claims. They are running battlespace prep for the meme that “she’s too desirable to have sexually abused this douchebag.”

As I mentioned in a previous post, this is all from a lawsuit by the guy so at best maybe 10% is true. I suspect the truth was this was a voluntary toxic relationship that went bad, as such relationships almost always do.

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 11, 2024 05:40 PM (hFjt+)

40 That might be the best photo of dear Emily...

She's an Applebee's 5.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 11, 2024 05:40 PM (d9fT1)

41 Ok, maybe some tattoos?
Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2024 05:39 PM (rc1jl)
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I pretty much guarantee further piercings and tats are underneath the clothing.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 11, 2024 05:40 PM (tT6L1)

42 Say what you like about the Senate, when the zombie apocalypse hits, at least half our legislature will still be working as good as ever.
Posted by: gKWVE at December 11, 2024 05:39 PM (gKWVE)

A great number will be welcomed as fellow zombies, or just brainless.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 11, 2024 05:41 PM (VNX3d)

43 The dealer also said that the paperwork was in hot pink just to draw attention to the fact that yes, you were getting a car that had issues and you knew about that and were voluntarily taking that risk.

Which is more honest than the majority of used car dealers, to be fair.

Posted by: SimoHayha at December 11, 2024 05:41 PM (yf7Pm)

44 They’ll “take it back”.

For about half of what he paid for it. Maybe.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 11, 2024 05:41 PM (Pp3EP)

45 There is a Lemon Law on the books where you can return a car within a certain time period. I think it’s more than a couple of hours.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 11, 2024 05:40 PM (D6PGr)

1. Depends on the state
2. New cars only
3. Numerous conditions apply

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 11, 2024 05:41 PM (vtRd1)

46 Emily Clouse? Yeah, I did her, (whispers) even though her snatch smelled like patchouli.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at December 11, 2024 05:41 PM (wBaIH)

47 Crusader, it’s called:

Aposematism. “A defense mechanism used by animals to warn predators that they are toxic, distasteful or unprofitable to eat.”

Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2024 05:42 PM (rc1jl)

48 Too late for bollards.

Posted by: DaveA at December 11, 2024 05:42 PM (FhXTo)

49 Friend had kids in the same school as Dana Carvey up in the SF burbs. Said he was a very nice fun guy when they'd talk at school events.

WA legislator needs the face tackle removed. Looks like she'd be a 1 in that case. Stupid colored hair is unimportant. WTF is personal hygiene like with all that stupid hardware stuck in your face?

Posted by: rhomboid at December 11, 2024 05:42 PM (1m82a)

50 42 Say what you like about the Senate, when the zombie apocalypse hits, at least half our legislature will still be working as good as ever.
Posted by: gKWVE at December 11, 2024 05:39 PM (gKWVE)

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Like cockroaches.

Posted by: Seems Legit at December 11, 2024 05:42 PM (jyAD3)

51 Many of her face piercings have nothing to do with jewelry.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 11, 2024 05:42 PM (WXNFJ)

52 Utah's Lemon Law only applies to new cars, and for it to apply the same part has to break and be repaired/replaced by the dealer 3 times within one year. If that (rare) event occurs, then you can have the dealer buy back your car.

Used car? No lemon law.

And yes, I know because I researched it pretty thoroughly this year for a relative.

Posted by: SimoHayha at December 11, 2024 05:43 PM (yf7Pm)

53 43 The dealer also said that the paperwork was in hot pink just to draw attention to the fact that yes, you were getting a car that had issues and you knew about that and were voluntarily taking that risk.

Which is more honest than the majority of used car dealers, to be fair.
Posted by: SimoHayha at December 11, 2024 05:41 PM (yf7Pm)

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If that's true I take back my general support for anyone who wants to ram a car dealership.

Posted by: Seems Legit at December 11, 2024 05:43 PM (jyAD3)

54
Utah man better keep your head
Don't forget what your good book said
Utah change gonna come at last
Now your dollars are burning fast

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 11, 2024 05:44 PM (xG4kz)

55 > Mitch McConnell is currently being pushed around the US Senate in a wheel chair with a bandaged face.

Not just his face. The entire back of at least one of his hands is a deep purple.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 11, 2024 05:44 PM (Odg76)

56 In CA, we at least have a "lemon law", 45 days or so to return the car. Maybe 90. I forget.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 11, 2024 05:44 PM (c6hLR)

57 Emily... scrawny narcissist who uptalks. Never been told no or got an ass kicking for being smartass.

Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2024 05:44 PM (g/2Bq)

58 Glamorous, no. Bangable, yes. Only in a soyboy-smothered blue state would she have to (and be able to) blackmail a dude into sex...
Posted by: bearski at December 11, 2024 05:39 PM (Bhsk7)
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I do not get this whole "I felt pressured to perform for her" thing.

Total soyboys, torn between desperate thirst the remnants of their self respect.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 11, 2024 05:44 PM (ZOv7s)

59 "it’s called:

Aposematism. “A defense mechanism used by animals to warn predators that they are toxic, distasteful or unprofitable to eat.”

Thank you--I never knew the formal term!

Posted by: Crusader at December 11, 2024 05:45 PM (TN0g+)

60 Utah Man got an acute dose of buyers remorse. The salesman must have blew ether up his ass!!!
I hate when that happens...

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at December 11, 2024 05:45 PM (wDJaI)

61 Driving a car through a dealership of assholes to make a point is evidence the country is getting more and more MAGAfied

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Seeker of Mistletoes Hanging Over Bodacious Wagshambas at December 11, 2024 05:45 PM (lM5BR)

62 That Clouse chick is not glamorous or bangsble. She's crazy. Look at her eyes in that picture, crazy. Never stick it in crazy. Never. Unless you want to ruin her, which could be fun, except for her.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at December 11, 2024 05:45 PM (TN5A0)

63 I have my nose pierced. I wear a tiny gold hoop. The person that pierced my nose had her cheeks pierced, her eyebrows, her tongue, and her lips. She told me it was like plastic surgery, she couldn't stop herself. She was planning on getting the bridge of her nose pierced next with a chain going from one side to the other. Yikes.

Posted by: Megthered at December 11, 2024 05:45 PM (HZt/w)

64 Will someone please explain to Gen Z that septum rings make them look like livestock?
Thanks

Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2024 05:45 PM (rc1jl)

65 "Have you ever heard the expression the customer is always right?" -Bill Foster

He doesn't want a Whammy Burger, even though they stopped serving breakfast 3 minutes ago.

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 11, 2024 05:45 PM (+oR7L)

66 Wow Utah sure has some hefty lesbians.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at December 11, 2024 05:45 PM (wBaIH)

67 I thought AWFL's were swearing off sex and getting their fallopian tubes removed? Bit of a 180 for Emily Clouse to be out there blackmailing a dude for sex...

Posted by: bearski at December 11, 2024 05:45 PM (Bhsk7)

68 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 11, 2024 05:41 PM (vtRd1)

Yes it is state specific but used cars can be covered under it in some states if the car is still under manufacturer warranty.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 11, 2024 05:46 PM (D6PGr)

69 There is a Lemon Law on the books where you can return a car within a certain time period. I think it’s more than a couple of hours.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth

In Utah at least, there are more conditions than just time from purchase.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 11, 2024 05:46 PM (WXNFJ)

70 > There is a Lemon Law on the books where you can return a car within a certain time period. I think it’s more than a couple of hours.

Every lemon law I know of only applies to new vehicles. I specifically looked up the Utah lemon law and verified that yesterday.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 11, 2024 05:46 PM (Odg76)

71 Every time I see Dana Carvey, I think Blue Thunder.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 11, 2024 05:46 PM (D7oie)

72 The one that really creeps me out are the ear bolts, the hole is so big that it deforms the ear lobes. ICK

Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2024 05:46 PM (rc1jl)

73 I will never understand the bull ring in the nose thing.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2024 05:46 PM (LkLld)

74 "The entire back of at least one of his hands is a deep purple."

Hush!

But seriously, that is one of the effects of regular use of blood thinners--it leads to serious bruising at the smallest incident.

Posted by: Crusader at December 11, 2024 05:46 PM (TN0g+)

75 These days the youth use glamorous as a synonym for eats cum and tosses salads

Posted by: N at December 11, 2024 05:47 PM (8XibL)

76 Wow Utah sure has some hefty lesbians.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at December 11, 2024 05:45 PM (wBaIH)

I didn't notice that it was a Subaru.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at December 11, 2024 05:47 PM (AiZBA)

77 Will someone please explain to Gen Z that septum rings make them look like livestock?

On the other hand, nipple rings can be worth their weight in gold if your girlfriend ever gets stuck in quicksand and you need to winch her out.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 11, 2024 05:47 PM (vtRd1)

78 Many of her face piercings have nothing to do with jewelry.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 11, 2024 05:42 PM (WXNFJ)
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The Paolo, he stay away from the fish-wire face. He like the pleasing of the woman, but he has the standards.

Posted by: The Paolo at December 11, 2024 05:47 PM (ZOv7s)

79 For Olympia, she is a hard 7.

I'd definitely be attracted, until I got closer and realized, WHY IS THERE BARB-WIRE IN YOUR FACE?!?!

Posted by: t-bird at December 11, 2024 05:47 PM (c5wrR)

80 Susan Goss
@ornery_owls
·
Follow
Anything is possible! Plus, Dana Carvey’s Biden impersonation is the tops! 💥😆

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Is it just me or did his Biden impression sound like Norm Macdonald?

Posted by: ShainS -- Deus Ex Muskina [h/t Mike Benz] at December 11, 2024 05:47 PM (V5iXz)

81 > Will someone please explain to Gen Z that septum rings make them look like livestock?
Thanks

They know. It's just like guys with the name Richard who go by Dick. They all know their name is a synonym for penis. They've been told all their lives. They don't care.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 11, 2024 05:47 PM (Odg76)

82 Dana Carvey is way to coherent to do an impression of Joe Biden.

Posted by: Cosda at December 11, 2024 05:47 PM (RWfpo)

83 Every time I see Dana Carvey, I think Blue Thunder.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 11, 2024 05:46 PM (D7oie)

The Blue Thunder movie, with Roy Scheider and Malcolm McDowell?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 11, 2024 05:47 PM (VNX3d)

84 I took back one car. It was a 'lightly used" one. That had been wrecked bigly. I was shopping at night... summer. Didn't notice the off camber.

Three trips to the dealer.

Last one with a $150 lawyer who sort of went 'ape shit' on them.

Best 150 I ever spent on a lawyer. We had lunch later.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 11, 2024 05:47 PM (Q4IgG)

85
He's a real Utah Man
living in his Utah land
making all his Utah plans for nobody

that Carvey vid is hilarious

Posted by: Don Black at December 11, 2024 05:48 PM (/7KEl)

86 Total soyboys, torn between desperate thirst the remnants of their self respect.

********************************

The director of my department is the most assholish soybiest soy that ever soyed the oats of soyed with his soybiness

Lemme tell you, the greatest threat this country is facing now is all the beta cuck soys that ever soyed a soy

Please God may RFK be successful in banning soy and forcing us all on a diet of porterhouse steaks

grass-fed, of course

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Seeker of Mistletoes Hanging Over Bodacious Wagshambas at December 11, 2024 05:48 PM (lM5BR)

87
Has Dana Carvey seen that projection of his future?

Is he on suicide watch?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 11, 2024 05:48 PM (xG4kz)

88 Posted by: Megthered at December 11, 2024 05:45 PM (HZt/w)

A nose stud is super sexy to me. A pig ring is totally a turn off.

If Kate Upton was wearing a pig ring I’d have to rethink for a minute if I’d sleep with her. A literal minute before I would make the sacrifice.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 11, 2024 05:49 PM (D6PGr)

89 Wow Utah sure has some hefty lesbians.

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You would not BELIEVE our profit margins in Utah!

Posted by: Subaru at December 11, 2024 05:49 PM (lM5BR)

90 Nose rings notate the chick is into the same gender..... as well

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at December 11, 2024 05:49 PM (wDJaI)

91 Possible twist on the Ms. Clouse thing: WHAT IF...they had a fully consentual tryst...but the "guy" decided to make up the story out of (a) regret (b) showing the "ladies" how it feels (c) self-interest?

Posted by: Brother Tim, Keeper of the Tim Continuum at December 11, 2024 05:49 PM (OUMaO)

92 Were you aware they stole algebra from the Africans?

It is not as funny as the thing where the shive that big plate within the lower lips, or.the guys that shov rocks in the dicks

Posted by: N at December 11, 2024 05:49 PM (8XibL)

93 Clouse is said to have exploited the man into driving her around, buying her food and drinks and loaning her cash which he says she never repaid, the Spokane Spokesman-Review reported... He branded her an abuser and reported her behavior to Thurston County's human resources department on July 26.

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More like Thirstin' County, amirite?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 11, 2024 05:49 PM (BI5O2)

94 I do not get this whole "I felt pressured to perform for her" thing.

Total soyboys, torn between desperate thirst the remnants of their self respect.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

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He enjoyed the novelty at first, and then the inner voice asked, "how, exactly, do you see this ending well?"

Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 11, 2024 05:49 PM (8AONa)

95 Girl, you got it all wrong. You blow the powerful guy who is above you....NOT THE SOY BOY BELOW YOU.

Posted by: KAMALA at December 11, 2024 05:49 PM (wDLi3)

96 A guy driving his car through a shady dealership, that's the sort of populism I can understand. I'd probably nullify if I was a member of the jury. No one got hurt, point was made, insurance pays the damage and maybe a car dealership thinks twice.

Posted by: Leupold at December 11, 2024 05:49 PM (4pwAx)

97 Didn’t Steve Inman do commentary for professional wrestling before Covid hit? I don’t know what kind of money he makes now, but he sure sounds like he’s having a lot of fun doing his current type of commentary.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2024 05:50 PM (LyQ98)

98 While I have never been accused of being especially perceptive as to female wiles, no normal male has ever been “bullied” to have sex if the point is made clear, to even the most dimwitted amongst us.
Posted by: Common Tater at December 11, 2024 05:39 PM (Pp3EP)

Dude needs to learn the real ropes about college administrations. Just go hang in the library without telling anyone and collect your paycheck for the next 40 years. Lady will be too embarrassed to try and fire you because you refused her.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 11, 2024 05:50 PM (n7h9X)

99 regular use of blood thinners--it leads to serious bruising at the smallest incident.

Can be killed by the average house-cat.

Posted by: DaveA at December 11, 2024 05:50 PM (FhXTo)

100 In his defense buying a Mazda was not a sign of emotional maturity or wisdom

Posted by: N at December 11, 2024 05:50 PM (8XibL)

101 I will never understand the bull ring in the nose thing.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2024 05:46 PM (LkLld)
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It was supposed to signature sexual adventurism, just as blue hair was a sign of independence and rebellion.

I knew a dude 20 years ago who fell hard for an average chick just because had the the nose ring, and that meant oral and probably the butsecks.

But now it's part of a uniform and the kink is gone.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 11, 2024 05:50 PM (ZOv7s)

102 She's a closing-time 7. Yeah......I probably would. Of course I'd regret it later. Maybe.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at December 11, 2024 05:50 PM (g8Ew8)

103 So… Mitch McConnell had a bad fall? Common for someone his age and deteriorating health. Why hasn’t he retired yet???

(I know why - these jerks can’t give up power before their final breath)

Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2024 05:50 PM (rc1jl)

104 Does supporting the guy who drove into a car dealership because they sold him a lemon make me scum like the people who supported that twat who killed the healthcare CEO?
Posted by: Seems Legit at December 11, 2024 05:36 PM (jyAD3)

You see, there are rules. Rules for how society works, and how to submit to being looted. [whisper] *By not following the rules you ruin it, you know, for everyone*.
This is why you pay your parking tickets, and your IRS late fees without challenge

Posted by: Kindltot at December 11, 2024 05:51 PM (D7oie)

105 In his defense buying a Mazda was not a sign of emotional maturity or wisdom
Posted by: N

Hey, Miatas are fun.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at December 11, 2024 05:51 PM (hB7mE)

106 Please God may RFK be successful in banning soy and forcing us all on a diet of porterhouse steaks

grass-fed, of course

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Seeker of Mistletoes Hanging Over Bodacious Wagshambas

I'd go into debt on that diet. Otherwise quite happy, but very bankrupt.

Posted by: Brother Tim, Keeper of the Tim Continuum at December 11, 2024 05:51 PM (OUMaO)

107 I do not get this whole "I felt pressured to perform for her" thing.

You're in government. What did you think you were going to be doing?

Posted by: t-bird at December 11, 2024 05:51 PM (c5wrR)

108 (I know why - these jerks can’t give up power before their final breath)
Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2024 05:50 PM (rc1jl)

Or sometimes weeks later.

Posted by: Darth Vader Ginsburg at December 11, 2024 05:51 PM (vtRd1)

109 Being a county commissioner must pay well up there.

My sister says that's a $300 dye job

Posted by: FeatherBlade at December 11, 2024 05:52 PM (hB7mE)

110 There is a Lemon Law on the books where you can return a car within a certain time period. I think it’s more than a couple of hours.

Utah's Lemon Law applies only to new vehicles, as do most (if not all) Lemon Laws.

Posted by: Chuck C at December 11, 2024 05:52 PM (yOPBE)

111 Utah man news is a bit misleading

Should have said Utah biped or Utah resident with opposable digits

Posted by: N at December 11, 2024 05:52 PM (8XibL)

112 Utah man better
Keep your head
Don't forget what the
Bluebook said

Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2024 05:52 PM (iziT8)

113 So… Mitch McConnell had a bad fall? Common for someone his age and deteriorating health. Why hasn’t he retired yet???

(I know why - these jerks can’t give up power before their final breath)
Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2024 05:50 PM (rc1jl)

Right? I can't wait to retire. *looks at calendar* six years, two months.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Pledge in a Beanie at December 11, 2024 05:52 PM (Ad8y9)

114 107 I do not get this whole "I felt pressured to perform for her" thing.

You're in government. What did you think you were going to be doing?
Posted by: t-bird at December 11, 2024 05:51 PM (c5wrR)

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I lol'd

Posted by: Seems Legit at December 11, 2024 05:52 PM (jyAD3)

115 Read ‘em. Not weeping.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at December 11, 2024 05:53 PM (VnnhK)

116 "I will never understand the bull ring in the nose thing."

It's how dim witted cows are led around.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 11, 2024 05:53 PM (kI8KP)

117 100 In his defense buying a Mazda was not a sign of emotional maturity or wisdom
Posted by: N at December 11, 2024 05:50 PM (8XibL)

Hmmm, RX-7. MMMMMmmm.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 11, 2024 05:53 PM (bss/y)

118 President Lula of Brazil is getting another head surgery, to stop a brain bleed. He's 79 and, well, a fascist.

Posted by: gKWVE at December 11, 2024 05:53 PM (gKWVE)

119 My sister says that's a $300 dye job

Eyebrows or eyebrows and landing strip too?

Posted by: N at December 11, 2024 05:53 PM (8XibL)

120 He enjoyed the novelty at first, and then the inner voice asked, "how, exactly, do you see this ending well?"
Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 11, 2024 05:49 PM (8AONa)
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It's one of the new fifty ways to leave your lover: "Call the HRs, Lars."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 11, 2024 05:53 PM (ZOv7s)

121 So now he still owns the car and he has to repair it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 11, 2024 05:53 PM (bss/y)

122 They're showing this Utah video on "The Five"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 11, 2024 05:53 PM (63Dwl)

123 > A guy driving his car through a shady dealership, that's the sort of populism I can understand. I'd probably nullify if I was a member of the jury. No one got hurt, point was made, insurance pays the damage and maybe a car dealership thinks twice.

1. What makes you think they're shady? Anyone who isn't a complete sub-moron knows what an "as is" sale means.
2. The insurance will pay? Did I wander into a Reddit thread where clueless lefties justify any and all bad acts toward any person or business they deem successful and therefore able to swallow the loss?

Posted by: bonhomme at December 11, 2024 05:53 PM (Odg76)

124
Hold my beer, Utah man.

Posted by: Florida man at December 11, 2024 05:53 PM (+oR7L)

125 Yeah, she's a Pizza Hut 7 all day long.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 11, 2024 05:53 PM (aOqEy)

126 I knew a dude 20 years ago who fell hard for an average chick just because had the the nose ring, and that meant oral and probably the butsecks.

But now it's part of a uniform and the kink is gone.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

Also, ankle or waist jewelry - for a time.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 11, 2024 05:54 PM (WXNFJ)

127 Hmmm, RX-7. MMMMMmmm. < Toyota supras

Posted by: N at December 11, 2024 05:54 PM (8XibL)

128 So question for the Horde mind: i've actually been thinking about buying a Subaru Legacy. 1) it looks normal, not like the standard Subaru. 2) it's all wheel drive in a sedan.

There aren't many all wheel drive sedans that are good and / or relatively affordable, right? Sure, you can get a 90 grand "luxury" sedan, but for us normal folks, is there even a decent option outside of Subaru?

I live in rural Utah like I said, so winter driving is pretty scary some days and I don't want to just park my gas efficient car in late November and leave it until March while I drive the gas guzzling SUV.

Any suggestions / recommendations? Or is the Subaru Legacy about as good as it gets?

Posted by: SimoHayha at December 11, 2024 05:54 PM (yf7Pm)

129 I thought AWFL's were swearing off sex and getting their fallopian tubes removed? Bit of a 180 for Emily Clouse to be out there blackmailing a dude for sex...
Posted by: bearski at December 11, 2024 05:45 PM (Bhsk7)

They aren't swearing off getting money for nothing though. That seemed to be a lot of the complaint, having to pay for her crap.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 11, 2024 05:54 PM (n7h9X)

130 But the aide alleges he felt unable to reject Clouse's advances because of the power she held over him

He was thinking with the wrong head.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 11, 2024 05:54 PM (spU3M)

131 125 Yeah, she's a Pizza Hut 7 all day long.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 11, 2024 05:53 PM (aOqEy)

If she removed the hardware and picked a hair color, +1

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 11, 2024 05:54 PM (bss/y)

132 Metal in face can be overlooked rather easily. Just turn that bitch around and get down.

Posted by: Snoop Doggy Styles at December 11, 2024 05:54 PM (MZ+PY)

133 She's a closing-time 7. Yeah......I probably would. Of course I'd regret it later. Maybe.
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at December 11, 2024 05:50 PM (g8Ew

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So you regard "never stick your dick in crazy" as more of a guideline that a rule.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 11, 2024 05:54 PM (ZOv7s)

134 Emily is definitely No-Go, and barely in the Tiffany/Stripper sector.

Posted by: Roy at December 11, 2024 05:55 PM (z+ik4)

135 Emily Clouse. My commissioner.

Oh, the joys of living in Washington state.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at December 11, 2024 05:55 PM (Qt4kF)

136 So, unless she was pegging him, he is not really being coerced too hard.

If it was Nancy Pelosi, different story.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 11, 2024 05:55 PM (bss/y)

137 Carvey's podcast with David Spade is pretty funny. They are as based as you can be and still be Hollywood.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at December 11, 2024 05:55 PM (bNf8H)

138 I knew a dude 20 years ago who fell hard for an average chick just because had the the nose ring, and that meant oral and probably the butsecks.

But now it's part of a uniform and the kink is gone.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

Also, ankle or waist jewelry - for a time.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 11, 2024 05:54 PM (WXNFJ)

seems like a logical flaw in this thinking. Putting a ring on it doesn't always mean infinite handjobs.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 11, 2024 05:55 PM (n7h9X)

139 So you regard "never stick your dick in crazy" as more of a guideline that a rule.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 11, 2024 05:54 PM (ZOv7s)

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 11, 2024 05:56 PM (bss/y)

140 Posted by: bonhomme at December 11, 2024 05:53 PM (Odg76)

Yeah it’s a Mazda dealership and why I thought it was a new car though again some states allow the Lemon Law to apply to used cars if still under manufacturer warranty,

I’ve learned, thank you ,that Utah is not one of those states.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 11, 2024 05:56 PM (D6PGr)

141 Eyebrows or eyebrows and landing strip too?
Posted by: N

No, just the head hair.

Apparently it involves bleaching the hair that you then dye the color and ombre is even more complicated?

Has to be re-done every 4-6 weeks.

And then she complains that she will never be able to afford to buy a house.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at December 11, 2024 05:56 PM (hB7mE)

142 You're in government. What did you think you were going to be doing?
Posted by: t-bird at December 11, 2024 05:51 PM (c5wrR)
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Nothing. Cashing a check and pretending to work, just like anyone else.

Working in government is about the least sexy career imaginable. All the chicks look like Bella Abzug.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 11, 2024 05:56 PM (ZOv7s)

143 Average tha bucks enthalpy > hit chick tha is parsomonious with sex

Posted by: N at December 11, 2024 05:56 PM (8XibL)

144 Been lassoed and let go for the last time

No, she ain't just over me, she's over me and my kind

Posted by: Marcus T at December 11, 2024 05:57 PM (oXwzM)

145 139 So you regard "never stick your dick in crazy" as more of a guideline that a rule.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 11, 2024 05:54 PM (ZOv7s)

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 11, 2024 05:56 PM (bss/y)

Totally depends on if:

She knows your name
You're from out of town
You have a viable way home
You brought condoms.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 11, 2024 05:57 PM (aOqEy)

146 Boy genius sure showed those guys didn't he? Bought a bad car because he is an imbecile. Got mad and tried to make them take his fuck up back. Drove it through the front of the dealership. Now boy genius is a felon, owes for dealership damage, owes fines, jail time, legal fees. And still owns the car.

If I was going to manufacture an idiot, this guy would be my model.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 11, 2024 05:57 PM (pohLc)

147 Well. There's something you don't see every day. Someone just drove past my house in a pickup truck with a horse tied to the back bumper. They went by, headed west, very slowly and then a few minutes later came back by going east.
I understand that horses need exercise but that seems.... Odd.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at December 11, 2024 05:57 PM (4XwPj)

148 Not just his face. The entire back of at least one of his hands is a deep purple.
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Some heavy-duty wrap around his wrist as well. I don't know if for a break or for a bad sprain.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 11, 2024 05:57 PM (hovnC)

149 I think the insurance company declines to pay the claim because they can truthfully say it wasn't an accident. Most likely, the dealership will have to put in a claim with their insurance company and sue Utah man.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 11, 2024 05:57 PM (tT6L1)

150 I do not get this whole "I felt pressured to perform for her" thing.

You're in government. What did you think you were going to be doing?
Posted by: t-bird at December 11, 2024 05:51 PM (c5wrR)

First time I have heard of an administrator performing in any manner.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 11, 2024 05:57 PM (n7h9X)

151 Hog ring in the nose = does it in the butt

Posted by: Roy at December 11, 2024 05:58 PM (z+ik4)

152 80% of the Trump meltdowns I've seen had those nose rings. They did not make them look sexy or interesting, just trying too hard to be edgy and different. But they all had them.

When I see nose rings now, I know the women are irrationally emotional and bizarrely public about it.

Posted by: Seems Legit at December 11, 2024 05:58 PM (jyAD3)

153 146 Boy genius sure showed those guys didn't he? Bought a bad car because he is an imbecile. Got mad and tried to make them take his fuck up back. Drove it through the front of the dealership. Now boy genius is a felon, owes for dealership damage, owes fines, jail time, legal fees. And still owns the car.

If I was going to manufacture an idiot, this guy would be my model.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 11, 2024 05:57 PM (pohLc

All he had to do was write lemon on the car windows and Pickett the dealership for a few days.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 11, 2024 05:58 PM (aOqEy)

154 She's an Applebee's 5.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 11, 2024 05:40 PM (d9fT1)

***

BUT... a Golden Corral 8

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 11, 2024 05:58 PM (1FWWQ)

155 So now he still owns the car and he has to repair it.

He should have driven thru the service department's door if he was going to end up there anyways.

Posted by: t-bird at December 11, 2024 05:58 PM (c5wrR)

156 128 yeah its a Lezburu, but did you see the peppy pick up AWD has caving in a dealership?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at December 11, 2024 05:58 PM (wBaIH)

157 No, just the head hair.

Apparently it involves bleaching the hair that you then dye the color and ombre is even more complicated?

Has to be re-done every 4-6 weeks.

And then she complains that she will never be able to afford to buy a house.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at December 11, 2024 05:56 PM (hB7mE)

Why not get a wig in the style and color pattern you like, and be done with it?

Unless, of course, you choose tartans, and want to change patterns every few months....

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 11, 2024 05:59 PM (VNX3d)

158 Any suggestions / recommendations? Or is the Subaru Legacy about as good as it gets?

Posted by: SimoHayha

Every OEM makes a decent AWD cute-ute. It's a profitable segment, and market discipline keeps all the players on their toes. No, they are not sedans, but they are easy to drive, get decent mileage, and used models are readily available on dealer lots as they come off of 2 or 3year leases.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 11, 2024 05:59 PM (8AONa)

159 Well. There's something you don't see every day. Someone just drove past my house in a pickup truck with a horse tied to the back bumper. They went by, headed west, very slowly and then a few minutes later came back by going east.
I understand that horses need exercise but that seems.... Odd.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at December 11, 2024 05:57 PM (4XwPj)

cant ride or lead the horse right now?

Posted by: Oldcat at December 11, 2024 05:59 PM (n7h9X)

160 Utah man ain't got nuthin' on Florida man. I would say try harder but it would be pointless. Dana Carvey Biden is a treat, though.

Posted by: Peaches at December 11, 2024 05:59 PM (14URa)

161 Totally depends on if:

She knows your name
You're from out of town
You have a viable way home
You brought condoms.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 11, 2024 05:57 PM (aOqEy)
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She'd require The Naked Gun full-body condom.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 11, 2024 05:59 PM (ZOv7s)

162 Dude went crazy because the Subaru had every radio station programmed to disco and it reeked of patchouli.

Posted by: Roy at December 11, 2024 05:59 PM (z+ik4)

163 That is criminal misuse of the word glamorous.

Posted by: Southern Man at December 11, 2024 06:00 PM (YqL4D)

164 BUT... a Golden Corral 8
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 11, 2024 05:58 PM (1FWWQ)

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Kind of a gimme. Anyone under 250 pounds gets a few points.

Posted by: Seems Legit at December 11, 2024 06:00 PM (jyAD3)

165 Fucking Olympia....

Yeah, that bitch is above average for that neck of the woods. We are NOT SoCal when it comes to women.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 11, 2024 06:01 PM (xcxpd)

166 Why not get a wig in the style and color pattern you like, and be done with it?

Unless, of course, you choose tartans, and want to change patterns every few months....
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic

*big shrug* I've only dyed my hair once in my life and that was just for a Halloween costume so, I'm the wrong person to ask about it.

But if I do decide to adopt a strange hair color I'm definitely considering a wig first.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at December 11, 2024 06:01 PM (hB7mE)

167 > Any suggestions / recommendations? Or is the Subaru Legacy about as good as it gets?

A lot of people love them. They're great in the snow. Subarus do have some problems, though. They sometimes blow their head gasket. Their piston ring design can cause them to go through oil. They can have CVT transmission issues. They're pretty well known for A/C failures if you don't keep up on that maintenance.

Like I said, though. A lot of people love their Subarus. Be sure and do your research about the specific model.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 11, 2024 06:01 PM (Odg76)

168 Why not get a wig in the style and color pattern you like, and be done with it?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 11, 2024 05:59 PM (VNX3d)
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Because when he pulls your hair, it comes off.

Lots of signals being sent, here.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 11, 2024 06:01 PM (ZOv7s)

169 Or is the Subaru Legacy about as good as it gets?
Posted by: SimoHayha at December 11, 2024 05:54 PM (yf7Pm)

My son has a Crosstrek, which is a smallish SUV, but really suited for winter driving, and even off-road (great suspension, decent ground clearance, but it's not a truck). He does a lot of camping and snowboarding.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Pledge in a Beanie at December 11, 2024 06:01 PM (Ad8y9)

170 Any suggestions / recommendations? Or is the Subaru Legacy about as good as it gets?
Posted by: SimoHayha at December 11, 2024 05:54 PM (yf7Pm)

Subie's AWD is legendary. Once upon a time Audi was king of the AWD sedan, but since '91, nobody does an AWD sedan as well as Subaru. Especially if you don't need the clearance of a true 4WD, and maybe you do living in mountainous snow country.
'24 is the last year of the Legacy model, so if you're buying new, better look quick.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 11, 2024 06:01 PM (FCbAQ)

171 No, just the head hair.

Apparently it involves bleaching the hair that you then dye the color and ombre is even more complicated?

Has to be re-done every 4-6 weeks.

And then she complains that she will never be able to afford to buy a house.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at December 11, 2024 05:56 PM (hB7mE)

Why not get a wig in the style and color pattern you like, and be done with it?

Unless, of course, you choose tartans, and want to change patterns every few months....
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 11, 2024 05:59 PM (VNX3d)

You can see in one photo where the job is fresh and the other where the dye is washing out and showing the bleach. Kinda like the old black roots on a fake blonde.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 11, 2024 06:01 PM (n7h9X)

172 ... but times also remain the same.

This week - a Gen whatever shot an insurance CEO. Also drove a car through the dealership.

It's not new. Its the shit my Boomer Poor White Trash Elders dreamed about, and talked about, for decades. These kids today are not doing anything new. Hell - they haven't fire-bombed a Federal Judge yet.

None. Of. This. Is. New.

Posted by: Times Change at December 11, 2024 06:01 PM (2ySgH)

173 She's an Applebee's 5.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 11, 2024 05:40 PM (d9fT1)

***

BUT... a Golden Corral 8
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report

She is a tilted kilt three.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 11, 2024 06:02 PM (spU3M)

174 Sooo... Yemen idiots are shooting at US Navy ships...

Al Q just took over Syria.

But we are sending money and arms to fight the Russians, who have not attacked any Americans.

Oh, and Biden just released $10 Billion more to Iran...

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 11, 2024 06:02 PM (QAkQ3)

175 ... not that a high quality wig is much less expensive than $300, but at least you only have to buy it once.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at December 11, 2024 06:02 PM (hB7mE)

176 And John Mulvaney hasn't been funny since he left his wife and child to chase Olivia Munn

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 11, 2024 06:02 PM (xcxpd)

177 I'm going to state for the record that no woman can bully a man into sex, especially this recycling center imitator. Even if you are a scrawny midget missing an arm, you could whip out a magnet and face plant her.

Posted by: Orson at December 11, 2024 06:02 PM (dIske)

178 *big shrug* I've only dyed my hair once in my life and that was just for a Halloween costume so, I'm the wrong person to ask about it.

But if I do decide to adopt a strange hair color I'm definitely considering a wig first.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at December 11, 2024 06:01 PM (hB7mE)

If you get a tartan wig, we'll want photographs! Even one on a dummy head would be fine.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 11, 2024 06:02 PM (VNX3d)

179 okay- 'Pizza Hut 7' cracked me up, whoever did that

Posted by: Don Black at December 11, 2024 06:02 PM (/7KEl)

180 He should have taken it for a lengthy test drive. Probably could have discovered the issues then and avoided screwing up his life.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 11, 2024 06:02 PM (D6PGr)

181 > You're in government. What did you think you were going to be doing?
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At Fed job one... maintaining a logistical DoD network

At Fed job two... building a financial US Treasury network

At Fed job three... supporting National Mapping efforts

At Fed job four... suffering with a bunch of federal environmentalists and basic shitheads

At Fed job five... supporting the US Army's recruitment and retention programs

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 11, 2024 06:02 PM (Q4IgG)

182 It's not new. Its the shit my Boomer Poor White Trash Elders dreamed about, and talked about, for decades. These kids today are not doing anything new. Hell - they haven't fire-bombed a Federal Judge yet.

None. Of. This. Is. New.
Posted by: Times Change at December 11, 2024 06:01 PM (2ySgH)

It's all fun and games until you up armor your Bulldozer.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 11, 2024 06:03 PM (QAkQ3)

183 She's Walmart Glamorous.

Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2024 06:03 PM (iziT8)

184 big shrug* I've only dyed my hair once in my life and that was just for a Halloween costume so, I'm the wrong person to ask about it.

But if I do decide to adopt a strange hair color I'm definitely considering a wig first.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at December 11, 2024 06:01 PM (hB7mE)

or a hair extension and just add it to your real hair. Then you don't need to cover the hair.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 11, 2024 06:03 PM (n7h9X)

185 I have come to appreciate Dana Carvey more over time. I didn't much care for his stuff when I was younger, but he's really funny to me lately.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2024 06:03 PM (RsS92)

186 180 He should have taken it for a lengthy test drive. Probably could have discovered the issues then and avoided screwing up his life.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 11, 2024 06:02 PM (D6PGr)

Remember the days when you could jump in the car to clear your head. No cell phone. Nothing. And cool down.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 11, 2024 06:03 PM (bss/y)

187 someone say that men can't be sexually harassed because they take it as complement.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 11, 2024 06:03 PM (Vh9CX)

188 One of my weaknesses is that, for some inexplicable psychological reason, I never haggle over price (and have often been taken advantage of, which I acknowledge is my own fault): either I'm willing to pay the listed price, or I'm not interested.

As a relatively young man, I purchased a used car with an auto loan (paid the asking price) -- and found out the next day that the vehicle I purchased had been listed in the newspaper by the dealer for $2,000 less.

I went back and asked if I could get that price -- or would be willing to meet them halfway. Of course they said "NO!" (SUCKER).

Then I had an epiphany: I hated my job at the time, and had been thinking about quitting -- so I did. Got a call from the dealer the next day saying I had to return the car because -- having quit my job, the car loan fell through.

Oops! Whoopsie!

Posted by: ShainS -- Deus Ex Muskina [h/t Mike Benz] at December 11, 2024 06:04 PM (gzH5K)

189 At least when Barney Fife bought his first car, he pulled a gun on the con artists who sold him a lemon.

Posted by: Roy at December 11, 2024 06:04 PM (z+ik4)

190 or a hair extension and just add it to your real hair. Then you don't need to cover the hair.
Posted by: Oldcat

Oh, yeah. Those exist, don't they.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at December 11, 2024 06:04 PM (hB7mE)

191 170 Any suggestions / recommendations? Or is the Subaru Legacy about as good as it gets?
Posted by: SimoHayha at December 11, 2024 05:54 PM (yf7Pm)

Do your research. My car guy in LA had a sweet Subaru something or other when I was shopping around. However, there was something about the timing chain needed to be replaced at a certain mileage (maybe 60,000) and, at the time, it was a 2 grand plus job. Probably double that now.

Posted by: Peaches at December 11, 2024 06:04 PM (14URa)

192 She’s only a South Louisiana Waffle House 6. Believe it or not , there are a lot of hot cajun girl waitresses.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 11, 2024 06:05 PM (D6PGr)

193 Dude went crazy because the Subaru had every radio station programmed to disco and it reeked of patchouli.
Posted by: Roy at December 11, 2024 05:59 PM (z+ik4)

No need to besmirch disco!

Posted by: Doof at December 11, 2024 06:05 PM (SMsfJ)

194 Subaru wants you to think their cars are reliable and durable as tanks. And they are, as long as you compare them to WW2 German tanks.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 11, 2024 06:05 PM (pohLc)

195 Idaho Man would have burned it down.

Posted by: sifty boones at December 11, 2024 06:06 PM (RkRRo)

196 ... not that a high quality wig is much less expensive than $300, but at least you only have to buy it once.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at December 11, 2024 06:02 PM (hB7mE)

I've seen a few cosplay gals and wigs and extensions seem to be the way to get that lime green hair that has strands like ribbons without much fuss.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 11, 2024 06:06 PM (n7h9X)

197 I have come to appreciate Dana Carvey more over time. I didn't much care for his stuff when I was younger, but he's really funny to me lately.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2024 06:03 PM (RsS92)

He's never been one to be able to carry a movie as the lead, but he was really funny in Wayen's World. Also, he is a very good musician; guitar, piano, drums. I've always liked him.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Pledge in a Beanie at December 11, 2024 06:06 PM (Ad8y9)

198 A lot of people love them. They're great in the snow. Subarus do have some problems, though. They sometimes blow their head gasket. Their piston ring design can cause them to go through oil. They can have CVT transmission issues. They're pretty well known for A/C failures if you don't keep up on that maintenance.

Like I said, though. A lot of people love their Subarus. Be sure and do your research about the specific model.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 11, 2024 06:01 PM (Odg76)

There haven't been head gasket issues since 2014, and the CVT has been redesigned in house instead of by Nissan's subsidiary JASCO.
No troublesome reports of oil consumption since 2019, but never changing or checking your oil levels isn't the same thing as excess consumption.
I went through all this before I plunked down for a Forester in '21

Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 11, 2024 06:06 PM (FCbAQ)

199
At Fed job five... supporting the US Army's recruitment and retention programs
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 11, 2024 06:02 PM (Q4IgG)
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But you got lots of sex with your supervisors, right?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 11, 2024 06:06 PM (ZOv7s)

200 >>Subarus do have some problems, though. They sometimes blow their head gasket. Their piston ring design can cause them to go through oil. They can have CVT transmission issues. They're pretty well known for A/C failures if you don't keep up on that maintenance.

Like I said, though. A lot of people love their Subarus. Be sure and do your research about the specific model.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 11, 2024 06:01

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Historically that is all true, but most if not all these issues have been resolved in recent Subarus. In fact, Subaru beat both Toyota and Honda in the most recent Consumer Reports reliability ratings.

Posted by: Bigsmith at December 11, 2024 06:07 PM (1Au9i)

201 180 He should have taken it for a lengthy test drive. Probably could have discovered the issues then and avoided screwing up his life.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 11, 2024 06:02 PM (D6PGr)

No. That violates the imbecile code of honor and conduct.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 11, 2024 06:07 PM (pohLc)

202 Methinks there's some deep-fake action going on with the Carvey video.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at December 11, 2024 06:07 PM (UzWNX)

203 Any suggestions / recommendations? Or is the Subaru Legacy about as good as it gets?--

Once upon a time Audi was king of the AWD sedan

Do not, under any circumstances* buy an Audi.

*Exception: You have a pile of money that you otherwise planned to set on fire.

Posted by: Chuck C at December 11, 2024 06:08 PM (yOPBE)

204 I don’t mind paying a little more if it means talking to people less.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 11, 2024 06:08 PM (RQDXj)

205 Do your research. My car guy in LA had a sweet Subaru something or other when I was shopping around. However, there was something about the timing chain needed to be replaced at a certain mileage (maybe 60,000) and, at the time, it was a 2 grand plus job. Probably double that now.
Posted by: Peaches at December 11, 2024 06:04 PM (14URa)

you replace the head gasket at about 450k, and while the head is off you change the timing chain as well. It is cheaper than rebuilding a blown motor.
I blew a head gasket in my subaru years ago, and fortunately my GF was driving and she took us to the shoulder immediately. It blew oil all over the windshield and it was a mess/ Cost me $2K to replace the motor, and it was cheaper than buying a new car.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 11, 2024 06:08 PM (D7oie)

206 > At Fed job five... supporting the US Army's recruitment and retention programs
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 11, 2024 06:02 PM (Q4IgG)
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But you got lots of sex with your supervisors, right?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 11, 2024 06:06 PM (ZOv7s)
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Negative

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 11, 2024 06:08 PM (Q4IgG)

207 I bet that "glamorous" hippy chick's gash smells worse than the LA County drunk tank on a holiday weekend afternoon.

Posted by: sifty boones at December 11, 2024 06:08 PM (RkRRo)

208 Eh, she's hitable

Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2024 06:08 PM (fwDg9)

209 There haven't been head gasket issues since 2014, and the CVT has been redesigned in house instead of by Nissan's subsidiary JASCO.
No troublesome reports of oil consumption since 2019, but never changing or checking your oil levels isn't the same thing as excess consumption.
I went through all this before I plunked down for a Forester in '21
Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 11, 2024 06:06 PM (FCbAQ)
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Do they still include a starter rug to munch, though?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 11, 2024 06:08 PM (ZOv7s)

210 > You're in government. What did you think you were going to be doing?
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At Fed job one... maintaining a logistical DoD network

At Fed job two... building a financial US Treasury network

At Fed job three... supporting National Mapping efforts

At Fed job four... suffering with a bunch of federal environmentalists and basic shitheads

At Fed job five... supporting the US Army's recruitment and retention programs
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 11, 2024 06:02 PM (Q4IgG)

Job three seems sweet - say you are checking if this town is still there and have a several day trip with pay.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 11, 2024 06:09 PM (n7h9X)

211 I have seen some very, very pretty hair coloration, like the girl at the record store decades ago who had her hair colored like autumn leaves, that worked. But usually no, it doesn't look great unless its typical hair colors. Most of the time major changes to hair color (black to blonde) really don't work very well.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2024 06:09 PM (RsS92)

212 Eh, she's hitable
Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2024 06:08 PM (fwDg9)
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Like a magnet mine.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 11, 2024 06:09 PM (ZOv7s)

213 212.

Herpes Distribution Wholesale Warehouse

Posted by: sifty boones at December 11, 2024 06:10 PM (RkRRo)

214 you replace the head gasket at about 450k, and while the head is off you change the timing chain as well. It is cheaper than rebuilding a blown motor.
I blew a head gasket in my subaru years ago, and fortunately my GF was driving and she took us to the shoulder immediately. It blew oil all over the windshield and it was a mess/ Cost me $2K to replace the motor, and it was cheaper than buying a new car.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 11, 2024 06:08 PM (D7oie)

Did you have to replace the girlfriend too?

Posted by: Oldcat at December 11, 2024 06:11 PM (n7h9X)

215 The Dana Carvey /David Spade sit down was good. I’m a huge fan of David Spade even though his movies are just meh. His TV work is great. And his interviews though are hilarious. He’s got a quick and very funny wit.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 11, 2024 06:11 PM (D6PGr)

216 I have seen some very, very pretty hair coloration, like the girl at the record store decades ago who had her hair colored like autumn leaves, that worked. But usually no, it doesn't look great unless its typical hair colors. Most of the time major changes to hair color (black to blonde) really don't work very well.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2024 06:09 PM (RsS92)
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I imagine you sitting in your comfy chair, holding your snifter of brandy so that her photo is filtered through its amber lens.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 11, 2024 06:11 PM (ZOv7s)

217 > Historically that is all true, but most if not all these issues have been resolved in recent Subarus. In fact, Subaru beat both Toyota and Honda in the most recent Consumer Reports reliability ratings.

Fair enough. Though it's still good info if someone is interested in a used Subaru.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 11, 2024 06:11 PM (Odg76)

218
Working night shift at the post office 50 years ago with a older fellow temp worker woman:

"Hey, you look nice! You should meet my daughter!"
"Hey, meeting my daughter for a burger around the block at lunch, want to join us?"
"Hey, how come you haven't called my daughter?"
"Hey, my daughter wants to know why you dumped on her?"

Posted by: Auspex at December 11, 2024 06:11 PM (j4U/Z)

219 Did you have to replace the girlfriend too?
Posted by: Oldcat at December 11, 2024 06:11 PM (n7h9X)
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They come standard with a U-Haul gift card.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 11, 2024 06:11 PM (ZOv7s)

220 But you got lots of sex with your supervisors, right?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 11, 2024 06:06 PM (ZOv7s)
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Negative

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Well then at least lots of sex with your underlings, I mean, that's what underlings are for.

Posted by: bensdad00 at December 11, 2024 06:12 PM (fyU6i)

221 Do they still include a starter rug to munch, though?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 11, 2024 06:08 PM (ZOv7s)

Unfortunately, not for the men.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 11, 2024 06:12 PM (FCbAQ)

222 Eh, she's hitable
Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2024 06:08 PM (fwDg9)

Drove past the Ex awhile back as she was walkin outside...

Funny how 'she's hittable' has changed definitions over the years,,,

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 11, 2024 06:12 PM (QAkQ3)

223 Audi was cool when it was making 5 valves per cylinder engines. There’s no real world benefit for that other than to look down on people with just 4.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 11, 2024 06:12 PM (RQDXj)

224 Are we assuming she does butt stuff?

Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2024 06:13 PM (fwDg9)

225 Do not, under any circumstances* buy an Audi.

*Exception: You have a pile of money that you otherwise planned to set on fire.

Posted by: Chuck C at December 11, 2024 06:08 PM

Hmm..was thinking of getting one, used.

Posted by: A dude in MI at December 11, 2024 06:13 PM (/6GbT)

226 I have come to appreciate Dana Carvey more over time. I didn't much care for his stuff when I was younger, but he's really funny to me lately.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

"Choppin' Broccoli" wasn't the greatest skit ever?

Oh my!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 11, 2024 06:14 PM (WXNFJ)

227 "Hey, my daughter wants to know why you dumped on her?"
Posted by: Auspex at December 11, 2024 06:11 PM (j4U/Z)
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When my daughter's marriage collapsed, I jokingly suggested to an older friend of mine that he pick her up on the rebound.

He gazed at me in utter disbelief. "Why are you suggesting this?"

"Well, she has terrible taste in men, so you're a step up, and you have no heirs, so she'll get your gun collection."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 11, 2024 06:14 PM (ZOv7s)

228 Do not, under any circumstances* buy an Audi.

*Exception: You have a pile of money that you otherwise planned to set on fire.

Posted by: Chuck C at December 11, 2024 06:08 PM

Buy a congressperson instead. You might get something useful.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 11, 2024 06:14 PM (VNX3d)

229 A Washington hooker gets a tattoo of Mike Pence on one inner thigh and one of Bill Barr on the other...
Then, when she gets a customer, she says, "If you can name both of them, I'll give you one for free."

Customer replies, "Hmm, I don't know about those two, but the one in the middle is Mitch McConnell..."

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 11, 2024 06:15 PM (/U5Yz)

230 Audi had to overcome the sudden acceleration charges ( most were bogus) and made some beautiful cars afterwards. I don’t anything about their reliability though since that though.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 11, 2024 06:15 PM (D6PGr)

231 223 Audi was cool when it was making 5 valves per cylinder engines. There’s no real world benefit for that other than to look down on people with just 4.

mine has 11

Posted by: nigel tufner at December 11, 2024 06:15 PM (v3pYe)

232 Speaking of cars; has anyone seen the name of the managing director of Jaguar responsible for the new marketing campaign? It's Rawdon Glover. It makes sense now.

Posted by: ryukyu at December 11, 2024 06:15 PM (z/gEl)

233 > Job three seems sweet - say you are checking if this town is still there and have a several day trip with pay.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 11, 2024 06:09 PM (n7h9X)
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It was more about the transition from "printed maps" for National Parks.... topo stuff. No field work. Just taking some old topo maps from way back when and digitalizing them. With field work done by others.

The optical stuff we had was... off the hook. Seriously. An agency worth keeping. Maps are.... cool.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 11, 2024 06:15 PM (Q4IgG)

234 >>Audi was cool when it was making 5 valves per cylinder engines.

They still are.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2024 06:16 PM (LkLld)

235 Both of them worked for the government. Whatever went on here was the least of their sins.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 11, 2024 06:16 PM (BI5O2)

236 Audi was cool when it was making 5 valves per cylinder engines. There’s no real world benefit for that other than to look down on people with just 4.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe

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And that German powertrain engineer got an 'exceeded expectations' rating on his 'make the design needlessly complicated' objective.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 11, 2024 06:16 PM (8AONa)

237 Are we assuming she does butt stuff?
Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2024 06:13 PM (fwDg9)
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Probably in to pegging.

I'd take odds on it, though. No one that stupidly shameless hasn't at least tried it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 11, 2024 06:16 PM (ZOv7s)

238 It's probably the corrupting influence of having once lived in Austin for a decade, but I don't find the hair coloring stuff, even the wildly unnatural stuff, off-putting. Sometimes it's even pretty. I also have not found it to be a reliable indicator politically. My wife (who I will less than charitably describe as a wacko libertarian) often has blue or purple highlights of some sort.

Same for most piercings (if done in moderation). Except that damn septum bull ring booger hanger, which is really unattractive.

I'd say the same for tats, except the kids always seem determined to be covered in ugly jailhouse monstrosities.

I'd never get any of this stuff myself.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 11, 2024 06:17 PM (12gd1)

239 224.

Butt stuff won't make a 5 a 7 but it does make a 7 a 9.

It's science.

Posted by: sifty boones at December 11, 2024 06:17 PM (YOetg)

240 Customer replies, "Hmm, I don't know about those two, but the one in the middle is Mitch McConnell..."

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 11, 2024 06:15 PM (/U5Yz)

omg, omg, omg, you win!

Posted by: Peaches at December 11, 2024 06:17 PM (14URa)

241 "Choppin' Broccoli" wasn't the greatest skit ever?

Oh my!
Posted by: Tonypete at December 11, 2024 06:14 PM (WXNFJ)

I use that term when some metal band I like does the "soulful ballad". Hey, it's Metal Church's Chopping Broccoli song!

But Slayer does not do Chopping Broccoli songs.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Pledge in a Beanie at December 11, 2024 06:17 PM (Ad8y9)

242 Audi’s are nice cars if you’re on first name basis with a mechanic. I do like their styling, tho. Hasn’t gone all crazy like other brands.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 11, 2024 06:18 PM (RQDXj)

243 Butt stuff won't make a 5 a 7 but it does make a 7 a 9.

It's science.
Posted by: sifty boones

Gaaaaaaaay!

Posted by: The Seal that shouts "Gaaaaay" at December 11, 2024 06:18 PM (hB7mE)

244 Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 11, 2024 06:17 PM (12gd

I don’t mind tats except I believe there are locations on a women’s body they should not be placed.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 11, 2024 06:18 PM (D6PGr)

245 "Well, she has terrible taste in men, so you're a step up, and you have no heirs, so she'll get your gun collection."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 11, 2024 06:14 PM (ZOv7s)
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Brilliant. You set him up and he walked right in.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 11, 2024 06:19 PM (tT6L1)

246 24 That WA legislator is a walking "stay away, I'm nuts" sign.
Posted by: Seems Legit

Actually, she looks pretty normal for around here.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 11, 2024 06:19 PM (5AobS)

247 "Hey, my daughter wants to know why you dumped on her?"
Posted by: Auspex at December 11, 2024 06:11 PM (j4U/Z)
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When my daughter's marriage collapsed, I jokingly suggested to an older friend of mine that he pick her up on the rebound.

He gazed at me in utter disbelief. "Why are you suggesting this?"

"Well, she has terrible taste in men, so you're a step up, and you have no heirs, so she'll get your gun collection."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 11, 2024 06:14 PM (ZOv7s)

Now THAT is the modern day princess treatment the modern woman thinks they want.

A nice dress and being married off to some Earl 200 miles off for political reasons.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 11, 2024 06:19 PM (n7h9X)

248 Glamourous? She looks like she got her face stuck in my fishing tackle box.

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at December 11, 2024 06:20 PM (oY6pV)

249 244 Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 11, 2024 06:17 PM (12gd

I don’t mind tats except I believe there are locations on a women’s body they should not be placed.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 11, 2024 06:18 PM (D6PGr)

Like their tits and vicinity?

Yes.

Jesus did not die for those girls' sins.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 11, 2024 06:20 PM (12gd1)

250 Not mentioned above, I don't think, Emily Clouse is being sued for $750,00 by her victim.

Chickens-> roost

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2024 06:20 PM (XeU6L)

251 I don’t mind tats except I believe there are locations on a women’s body they should not be placed.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 11, 2024 06:18 PM (D6PGr)

From an artistic view, you need to remember that tats are seen mostly from the middle distance where they look like you are smeared with tar.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 11, 2024 06:20 PM (n7h9X)

252 "John Mulaney has a funny bit about tabloids' determination to call every woman they write about a "beauty.""

Well, let's be honest, in Dem circles, average looking women are "lookers".

Posted by: El Mariachi at December 11, 2024 06:21 PM (mvURQ)

253 I had an Audi S4 with the twin turbo V6. That car was a blast. So torquey.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 11, 2024 06:21 PM (RQDXj)

254 "Choppin' Broccoli" wasn't the greatest skit ever?"

Sigourney Weaver was hilarious in that.

Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2024 06:21 PM (iziT8)

255
'Does supporting the guy who drove into a car dealership because they sold him a lemon make me scum like the people who supported that twat who killed the healthcare CEO?'

Exactly like them.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 11, 2024 06:21 PM (3wi/L)

256 Brilliant. You set him up and he walked right in.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 11, 2024 06:19 PM (tT6L1)
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I was only half-joking. He has a WW I-issue 1911 that I deeply, deeply covet. And he knows it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 11, 2024 06:21 PM (ZOv7s)

257 /Puts on his tinfoil hat...

OK... so... Luigi, who killed the CEO... is friends with a guy whose Mother works for DHS and whose Father Moses Hetfield, runs an immigrant NGO which is funded by DHS, and has had pictures taken with Biden.

1 Degree of separation, from Mayorkas?

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 11, 2024 06:22 PM (QAkQ3)

258 Utah man needs to have his anti-depressants adjusted.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 11, 2024 06:22 PM (KAi1n)

259 From an artistic view, you need to remember that tats are seen mostly from the middle distance where they look like you are smeared with tar.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 11, 2024 06:20 PM (n7h9X)
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Tramp stamps are designed to be viewed at close range, which hints at butsecks.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 11, 2024 06:22 PM (ZOv7s)

260 Not only is glam measured by the amount metal in your face but, the volume of greasy matter your hair ugly people.

Posted by: Emily at December 11, 2024 06:23 PM (/U5Yz)

261 I had a Subaru Forrester. It handled great, could laugh at slippery roads, and six inches of snow just got ignored. Loved that car. But the boy spawn outgrew it so we got a Chrysler Pacifica AWD.

It was bigger. The handling wasn't as sweet and I hated the color. Ya get what ya get when it's used.

Hubbymayhem started driving the Subaru and the Chrysler was "the family car".

Pappymayhem had an incident at his cousin's burial. Not a service really just fam standing around watching as someone buried a box of ashes at the cemetery. Pappymayhem had been feeling kinda rough and almost passed out. I was dealing with that and someone called Hubbymayhem. He got the kids in the car and headed for the cemetery to help me handle the grumpy Pappymayhem. Turned off one highway onto another, hit some loose gravel and Hubbymayhem and the kids went rolling down a steep bank. None of them were injured! And when the wrecker unloaded the Subaru in the wrong place, Hubbymayhem got in, fired the bitch up and drove it to a better location!
Subaru is quality.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at December 11, 2024 06:23 PM (4XwPj)

262 243.

I've woken up next to worse.

Posted by: sifty boones at December 11, 2024 06:24 PM (YOetg)

263 I was looking at an allroad, but not committed

Posted by: A dude in MI at December 11, 2024 06:24 PM (/6GbT)

264 I don’t mind tats except I believe there are locations on a women’s body they should not be placed.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 11, 2024 06:18 PM (D6PGr)

I've seen young women with great getaway sticks who completely ruined them with full-length swirly tats. I am not anti-tattoo, but it has simply gotten out of hand.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Pledge in a Beanie at December 11, 2024 06:24 PM (Ad8y9)

265 Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 11, 2024 06:20 PM (12gd1)

Yes and the shoulder like a guy and definitely no thigh tattoo.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 11, 2024 06:24 PM (D6PGr)

266 >>>She's got more metal in her face than C3PO.

Where do you think she got it.

*mechanical eyebrow waggle*

Posted by: C3PO at December 11, 2024 06:24 PM (i24o9)

267 OK... so... Luigi, who killed the CEO... is friends with a guy whose Mother works for DHS and whose Father Moses Hetfield, runs an immigrant NGO which is funded by DHS, and has had pictures taken with Biden.

1 Degree of separation, from Mayorkas?
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 11, 2024 06:22 PM (QAkQ3)
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How about Elizabeth Warren denouncing the health care system that she implemented?

I mean, if it's so bad people have to die, how about the party that spent 2021-23 with total control of the federal government and did jack shit to fix it?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 11, 2024 06:24 PM (ZOv7s)

268 Puts on his tinfoil hat...

OK... so... Luigi, who killed the CEO... is friends with a guy whose Mother works for DHS and whose Father Moses Hetfield, runs an immigrant NGO which is funded by DHS, and has had pictures taken with Biden.

1 Degree of separation, from Mayorkas?
Posted by: Romeo13

Keep digging, and I'll bet you he had a threesome with Hunter Biden.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 11, 2024 06:24 PM (spU3M)

269 Glamorous, really?
She's got more metal in her face than C3PO.

All that metal must rattle. So they were only off by one letter.

Clamorous.

Posted by: mikeski at December 11, 2024 06:24 PM (DgGvY)

270 I will never understand the bull ring in the nose thing.
Posted by: JackStraw

That's the point.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 11, 2024 06:25 PM (KAi1n)

271 Posted by: Pug Mahon, Pledge in a Beanie at December 11, 2024 06:24 PM (Ad8y9)

Hah. We are on the same page.,

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 11, 2024 06:25 PM (D6PGr)

272 Audi was cool when it was making 5 valves per cylinder engines. There’s no real world benefit for that other than to look down on people with just 4.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe
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5 valves/cylinder...big deal. Remember when they were promoting the 5 cylinder engine ? I regret that I cannot write this with a German accent.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2024 06:25 PM (XeU6L)

273 Good advice / info on the Legacy. Didn't know they are discontinuing it after this year.

Still, I'm not wanting to pay new prices for one. So that doesn't affect me much.

I had an Audi once, a A6. Man, that was an expensive car to drive. Timing chain broke and my local mechanic had to buy a new tool to change it.

Then it threw a rod while I was driving on the interstate a few months later. Astonishingly, it started up again after that for a minute to drive onto the tow truck... but that was the end of the car; I couldn't afford a whole new engine. And it only took premium gas; which is a huge expense.

Posted by: SimoHayha at December 11, 2024 06:26 PM (yf7Pm)

274 I've woken up next to worse.

Posted by: sifty boones at December 11, 2024 06:24 PM (YOetg)
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Classic Moron humblebrag. *raises glass*

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 11, 2024 06:26 PM (ZOv7s)

275 5 valves/cylinder...big deal. Remember when they were promoting the 5 cylinder engine ? I regret that I cannot write this with a German accent.

2008 Volvo V70

Posted by: DanMan at December 11, 2024 06:26 PM (8uzBS)

276 How about Elizabeth Warren denouncing the health care system that she implemented?

I mean, if it's so bad people have to die, how about the party that spent 2021-23 with total control of the federal government and did jack shit to fix it?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

That's what I keep saying. Big medicine and big Pharma don't fart without government approval. Those two are some of the most regulated industries in America. You're gonna start targeting people and going after them go after Congress. They're the ones who run the show.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 11, 2024 06:26 PM (spU3M)

277 That's the point.
Posted by: SFGoth at December 11, 2024 06:25 PM (KAi1n)

But you understand it so there is no point. It’s the circle of life.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 11, 2024 06:27 PM (RQDXj)

278 From an artistic view, you need to remember that tats are seen mostly from the middle distance where they look like you are smeared with tar.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 11, 2024 06:20 PM (n7h9X)
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Tramp stamps are designed to be viewed at close range, which hints at butsecks.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 11, 2024 06:22 PM (ZOv7s)

With those you have to stop to read the little quote in cursive with its affirming message which is counter productive...if not damaging the counter.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 11, 2024 06:27 PM (n7h9X)

279 A Washington hooker gets a tattoo of Mike Pence on one inner thigh and one of Bill Barr on the other...
Then, when she gets a customer, she says, "If you can name both of them, I'll give you one for free."

Customer replies, "Hmm, I don't know about those two, but the one in the middle is Mitch McConnell..."
Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 11, 2024 06:15 PM (/U5Yz)

https://youtu.be/ZO-2jlsU7rk

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 11, 2024 06:27 PM (VNX3d)

280 >>5 valves/cylinder...big deal. Remember when they were promoting the 5 cylinder engine ?

They still make the 5 cylinder. It's in the Audi RS3.

Very fast little car.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2024 06:27 PM (LkLld)

281 Every piece of shit deep state, Democrat operative that keeps trying to smear Hegseth, including that bint Jodi Ernst, keeps getting trampled.

This is how you win. Take no prisoners. Go after their seat and their jobs.

Posted by: Vengeance at December 11, 2024 06:27 PM (d9i2R)

282 I will never understand the bull ring in the nose thing.
Posted by: JackStraw

That's the point.
Posted by: SFGoth
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There's a weirdling young woman that works at the McDonald's nearby. She sports a really obvious dangly apron-like thing in her septum.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2024 06:27 PM (XeU6L)

283 272 Audi was cool when it was making 5 valves per cylinder engines. There’s no real world benefit for that other than to look down on people with just 4.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe
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5 valves/cylinder...big deal. Remember when they were promoting the 5 cylinder engine ? I regret that I cannot write this with a German accent.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2024 06:25 PM (XeU6L)

Bah.... Rotary was supposed to be the shizzle!

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 11, 2024 06:27 PM (QAkQ3)

284 Hot Topic 6

Posted by: the dandy at December 11, 2024 06:27 PM (L+5ng)

285 I think Dana Carvey has a very small cameo in the front yard of the Myers house in Halloween II.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 11, 2024 06:27 PM (qBdHI)

286 the bitch up and drove it to a better location!
Subaru is quality.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at December 11, 2024
We’re on our 3rd Subaru.

Posted by: Eromero at December 11, 2024 06:28 PM (6IfV2)

287 And it only took premium gas; which is a huge expense.
Posted by: SimoHayha

If it's non-ethanol premium that may be worth the expense.
I'm told it keeps your engine cleaner.

Posted by: The Seal that shouts at December 11, 2024 06:28 PM (hB7mE)

288
I was never a cad, but do confess to playing along with the "can't we be just friends?" dodge a girl fed me in the day.

Posted by: Auspex at December 11, 2024 06:28 PM (j4U/Z)

289 I've woken up next to worse.

Posted by: sifty boones at December 11, 2024 06:24 PM (YOetg)
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Did you chew your arm off to avoid waking her up?

Posted by: Oldcat at December 11, 2024 06:28 PM (n7h9X)

290 How about Elizabeth Warren denouncing the health care system that she implemented?
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We didn't understand it until we read it...but we had to pass it first.

Posted by: Liz at December 11, 2024 06:29 PM (XeU6L)

291 The best tats are the kanji that says something like "stupid round eye"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2024 06:29 PM (RsS92)

292 I had an exam in law school with a lemon law essay question. Half the class missed the first sentence in which it said the car was used. I was not in that half.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 11, 2024 06:29 PM (KAi1n)

293 "He should have taken it for a lengthy test drive. Probably could have discovered the issues then and avoided screwing up his life."

Are you talking about the car or the girl?

Posted by: Crusader at December 11, 2024 06:29 PM (TN0g+)

294 I feel sorry for the younger guys having to figure out if the thing is a guy or not.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 11, 2024 06:29 PM (IG4Id)

295 My theory is average looking girls try to ugly themselves up as a coping mechanism of having to compete with above average looking girls.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 11, 2024 06:29 PM (D6PGr)

296 NOOD "Immigration"

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 11, 2024 06:30 PM (VNX3d)

297 The 5 clylinder engine was so you could have 6 cylinder power in the same size as a 4. Plus, for some reason, they actually sounded better than any else smaller than a V8.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 11, 2024 06:30 PM (RQDXj)

298 Looking closer at that Emily chick, it looks a lot like that Hawk Tuah girl went rogue.

Posted by: Roy at December 11, 2024 06:30 PM (z+ik4)

299 Choppin' Broccoli" wasn't the greatest skit ever?

Oh my!
Posted by: Tonypete at December 11, 2024 06:14 PM (WXNFJ)

That was funny, and his impressions of GHWBush.

We still say "wouldn't be prudent..."

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 11, 2024 06:30 PM (OX9vb)

300 I do sadly often see nice looking young women with the nose rings.

Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2024 06:30 PM (fwDg9)

301 @ 223 - like Ralph Kramden's boat with 3 propellers ... lol

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at December 11, 2024 06:30 PM (cY18j)

302 We’re on our 3rd Subaru.
Posted by: Eromero at December 11, 2024 06:28 PM (6IfV2)

4th of various models. 2OB , legacy and Crosstrek

Posted by: A dude in MI at December 11, 2024 06:30 PM (/6GbT)

303 With those you have to stop to read the little quote in cursive with its affirming message which is counter productive...if not damaging the counter.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 11, 2024 06:27 PM (n7h9X)

This is how you win. Take no prisoners. Go after their seat and their jobs.
Posted by: Vengeance at December 11, 2024 06:27 PM (d9i2R)

If it's non-ethanol premium that may be worth the expense.
I'm told it keeps your engine cleaner.
Posted by: The Seal that shouts at December 11, 2024 06:28 PM (hB7mE)
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Sorry, I found the juxtaposition of conversations just too much.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 11, 2024 06:30 PM (ZOv7s)

304 "And it only took premium gas; which is a huge expense.
Posted by: SimoHayha

If it's non-ethanol premium that may be worth the expense.
I'm told it keeps your engine cleaner."

The car, or the girl?

Posted by: Crusader at December 11, 2024 06:30 PM (TN0g+)

305 289.

Coyote Woman ftw

Posted by: sifty boones at December 11, 2024 06:31 PM (dMJIH)

306 293 "He should have taken it for a lengthy test drive. Probably could have discovered the issues then and avoided screwing up his life."

Are you talking about the car or the girl?
Posted by: Crusader at December 11, 2024 06:29 PM (TN0g+)

Hah . I guess that could be a life lesson for a few things.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 11, 2024 06:31 PM (D6PGr)

307 I feel sorry for the younger guys having to figure out if the thing is a guy or not.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 11, 2024 06:29 PM (IG4Id)

Think of it as evolution in action.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 11, 2024 06:31 PM (n7h9X)

308 >>My theory is average looking girls try to ugly themselves up as a coping mechanism of having to compete with above average looking girls.

It's like a guy wearing crocs or carrying a man purse.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2024 06:31 PM (LkLld)

309 Hmmm, RX-7. MMMMMmmm.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 11, 2024 05:53 PM (bss/y)

Used to road-race them things (SCCA). Gutless, indifferent suspension, prone to tip seal failure, but no redline=good cheap fun.

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at December 11, 2024 06:31 PM (oY6pV)

310 We went to discussion on 'Report on the Biden Laptop' in Giddings, Tx Monday evening. Garrett Ziegler of Marco Polo wrote the book and was the speaker.
I haven't read the whole thing yet but the highlites he discussed over the three hours were incredible.

One think I noticed is everybody looked like a moron. That crowd would have been comfortable at a Texas MoMe.

Posted by: DanMan at December 11, 2024 06:32 PM (8uzBS)

311 Glamorous? Yeah... Not quite the word I'd reach for. Besides, hair color alone is enough to ward off all but the most determined moron. And guaranteed that even he'll be regretting it before too long.

Posted by: Thorsthimble at December 11, 2024 06:37 PM (tZXns)

312 246 24 That WA legislator is a walking "stay away, I'm nuts" sign.
Posted by: Seems Legit

Actually, she looks pretty normal for around here.

Yeah, dime a dozen in downtown Olympia.

Posted by: Farquad at December 11, 2024 06:37 PM (CFMhl)

313 264 I don’t mind tats except I believe there are locations on a women’s body they should not be placed.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 11, 2024 06:18 PM (D6PGr)

I've seen young women with great getaway sticks who completely ruined them with full-length swirly tats. I am not anti-tattoo, but it has simply gotten out of hand.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Pledge in a Beanie at December 11, 2024 06:24 PM (Ad8y9)

Getaway Sticks. I've never heard that expression before. It's hilarious.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 11, 2024 06:40 PM (WqlrG)

314 86
grass-fed, of course

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Seeker of Mistletoes Hanging Over Bodacious Wagshambas at December 11, 2024 05:48 PM (lM5BR)
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It's not grass-fed it's pro-meat-fed. In the case of a pig it's pro-bacon-fed.

Posted by: Ciampino - rash-rasher-rashest at December 11, 2024 06:43 PM (i0xsb)

315
'When I see nose rings now, I know the women are irrationally emotional and bizarrely public about it.'

Bingo. That is even more likely than them doing butt stuff. Steer clear (unless you like butt stuff more than you hate tantrums).

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 11, 2024 06:45 PM (3wi/L)

316 128 So question for the Horde mind: i've actually been thinking about buying a Subaru Legacy. 1) it looks normal, not like the standard Subaru. 2) it's all wheel drive in a sedan.

There aren't many all wheel drive sedans that are good and / or relatively affordable, right? Sure, you can get a 90 grand "luxury" sedan, but for us normal folks, is there even a decent option outside of Subaru?

I live in rural Utah like I said, so winter driving is pretty scary some days and I don't want to just park my gas efficient car in late November and leave it until March while I drive the gas guzzling SUV.

Any suggestions / recommendations? Or is the Subaru Legacy about as good as it gets?

So, I'm not a lefty or a same s*x attracted person; just a guy who loved his first Subaru, a WRX;

I'm on number 5 now; 2025 Subaru Legacy sport; great all wheel drive option; has the more powerful engine; fairly quick. All my Subarus over that last 12 years have been reliable; even the tetchy sporty ones. With their reliability, for the money, they are really good cars. I'd love to roar around in an Audi but with my income/debt level, will never happen. My advice, get the Legacy.

Posted by: Nelly at December 11, 2024 06:53 PM (bcr4y)

317 99 regular use of blood thinners--it leads to serious bruising at the smallest incident.

Can be killed by the average house-cat.

Posted by: DaveA at December 11, 2024 05:50 PM (FhXTo)
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Are you intimating that I am in mortal danger? (looks around, cats everywhere).
Took a nap and first time ever Luna joined me on my chair, not just an armrest, and slept with me the whole afternoon.

Posted by: Ciampino - pro-bacon, pre-bacon, bacon, was-bacon at December 11, 2024 07:04 PM (i0xsb)

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