Mitch McConnell Falls During Senate Lunch and Injures His Head

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JUST IN - Mitch McConnell falls during a Senate lunch and reportedly hits his head. Medical staff respond quickly. Senate leaders report he "is fine." -- DailyMail

Eric Daugherty
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JUST IN: Senator Mitch McConnell suffers fall during GOP lunch, has cut on his face, being examined by EMTs - Punchbowl

We totally believe you. It's a sign of perfect health for a 70 year old to fall for no reason. And of course there's no reason for concern about a 70 year old falling on his head.

The Regime's credibility remains sky-high, as it should.

Sean Davis
@seanmdav
Neither Mitch McConnell nor Joe Biden is physically or mentally capable of executing the duties of their offices. Everyone sees it and everyone knows it.
Both are propped up by people whose power and prestige and access to wealth evaporates the second the incapacitated old men retire. Our nation deserves better than two corrupt and senile buffoons clinging to power for power's sake.

🚨 JUST IN: Mitch McConnell fell during the Senate GOP lunch, and medical personnel have just arrived at his office, per Punchbowl

This comes after SEVERAL medical issues over the last year for McConnell, including freezing up.

This guy either needs NOT to run for re-election,… pic.twitter.com/DKKfos3T4Y
— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) December 10, 2024

Posted by: Ace at 03:33 PM

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1 Mooch MacDonald is 82 IIRC

Posted by: sven at December 10, 2024 03:33 PM (X0I7i)

2 SPONGE

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 10, 2024 03:34 PM (xcxpd)

3 Oh no...
....anyway

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 10, 2024 03:34 PM (xcxpd)

4 Douche Dive?

Posted by: pudinhead at December 10, 2024 03:34 PM (jFCkp)

5 The Trump Curse is real

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 10, 2024 03:34 PM (xcxpd)

6

!

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at December 10, 2024 03:34 PM (KcwUg)

7
Did his shell break?

Posted by: naturalfake at December 10, 2024 03:34 PM (iJfKG)

8 At least he wasn't frozen...

Posted by: Looking for a bright side... at December 10, 2024 03:34 PM (53oGX)

9 Turtle soup, anyone?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 10, 2024 03:34 PM (xcxpd)

10 Damn, Mitch looks rough for 70...

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 10, 2024 03:35 PM (QAkQ3)

11 TURTLE IS DOWN, I REPEAT TURTLE IS DOWN!

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 10, 2024 03:35 PM (CIS44)

12 Guess he didn't see the CUIDADO PISO MOJADO sign.

Posted by: wth at December 10, 2024 03:35 PM (v0R5T)

13 Top 5>

Posted by: Crouching Cigger at December 10, 2024 03:35 PM (X4tL0)

14 ...China hardest hit

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 10, 2024 03:35 PM (xcxpd)

15 Senate leaders report he "is fine." -- DailyMail

------

That's a shame. But it's Senators saying that - so there's a high probability the old criminal is dying painfully as we speak.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 10, 2024 03:35 PM (0l8OY)

16 ouch wrist injury

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 10, 2024 03:35 PM (Pv3Rg)

17 "It's a sign of perfect health for a 70 year old..."

He is really not aging well. He looks like an 84 year old and acts like he's 94.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at December 10, 2024 03:35 PM (aXxgO)

18 Of course there'd be no concerns with a head injury. There's nothing critical up there to impair, anyway.

Posted by: Brother Tim, Keeper of the Tim Continuum at December 10, 2024 03:36 PM (OUMaO)

19 Say something Mitch....

(•_•

Mitch.... Mitch.... Mr. McConnell... are you ok. Blink twice if you can here me.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 10, 2024 03:36 PM (Q4IgG)

20 70? isn't he like 82 going on 150?

Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at December 10, 2024 03:36 PM (DJ7uY)

21 My only wish is that Mitch experiences excruciating pain for the rest of his miserable life.

note: I know I'm going to Hell.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 10, 2024 03:36 PM (/U5Yz)

22 JUST IN - Mitch McConnell falls during a Senate

lunch and reportedly hits his head.

Crap. I read that as repeatedly.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 10, 2024 03:36 PM (xjJnc)

23 So... Black Eye Club?

Posted by: t-bird at December 10, 2024 03:36 PM (jnR6n)

24 He walks on land, so he's really a terrapin.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at December 10, 2024 03:36 PM (w9Wax)

25 ouch wrist injury
Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 10, 2024 03:35 PM (Pv3Rg)

I've had those, but it's more a repetitive strain thing.

Posted by: ... at December 10, 2024 03:36 PM (W6ek6)

26 Senate leaders report he "is fine."

Fine = the spice is still flowing

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 10, 2024 03:36 PM (9AdWJ)

27 And all the government lackeys couldn't put Mitch together again

Posted by: Ben Had at December 10, 2024 03:36 PM (/QHZz)

28
Crap. I read that as repeatedly.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 10, 2024 03:36 PM (xjJnc)

So did I. I guess I really am an optimist at heart.

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 10, 2024 03:37 PM (CIS44)

29 TURTLE IS DOWN, I REPEAT TURTLE IS DOWN!
Posted by: BruceWayne
.....

I hope has a THIS SIDE UP sign on his back.

Posted by: wth at December 10, 2024 03:37 PM (v0R5T)

30 Crap. I read that as repeatedly.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 10, 2024 03:36 PM (xjJnc

I hate you.

Posted by: ... at December 10, 2024 03:37 PM (W6ek6)

31
I've had those, but it's more a repetitive strain thing.
Posted by: ... at December 10, 2024 03:36 PM (W6ek6)

Ya gotta mix it up to avoid that.

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 10, 2024 03:37 PM (CIS44)

32 He's 82...83 in February

Posted by: Bigsmith at December 10, 2024 03:37 PM (1Au9i)

33 lol three dots I am rehabbing a (post-surgery) broken wrist

it sucks! I just like complaining about it

because it SUCKS

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 10, 2024 03:37 PM (Pv3Rg)

34 Trip on a sand bag?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 10, 2024 03:38 PM (Dm8we)

35 You’re in the Senate walking along a corridor when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a Mitch McConnell, he's crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the McConnell over on its back. He lays on its back, his belly baking in the fluorescent lights, beating his legs trying to turn himself over, but he can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 10, 2024 03:38 PM (xcxpd)

36 "Both are propped up by people whose power and prestige and access to wealth evaporates the second the incapacitated old men retire. Our nation deserves better than two corrupt and senile buffoons clinging to power for power's sake."

Corrupt and senile buffoons clinging to power for power's sake is what makes America great! USA! USA!

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at December 10, 2024 03:38 PM (aXxgO)

37 Good. I hope it hurt real bad.

Posted by: Kari Lake at December 10, 2024 03:38 PM (/U5Yz)

38 I hear Dallas is considering recruiting McConnel as a backup QB.

Posted by: pudinhead at December 10, 2024 03:38 PM (jFCkp)

39 McConnell is 70????

He looks twice that.

Posted by: eleven at December 10, 2024 03:38 PM (iziT8)

40 Yes I'm sure Mitch will go back to his office and read three 50-page policy analysis briefs before he goes home tonight.

This is peak Mitch we're seeing.

Posted by: WisRich at December 10, 2024 03:38 PM (G0vdT)

41 Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 10, 2024 03:37 PM (Pv3Rg)

Oh I totally forgot you poor thing. How much longer?

Posted by: ... at December 10, 2024 03:38 PM (W6ek6)

42 Is he not turtley enough for the turtle club?

Posted by: XTC at December 10, 2024 03:39 PM (UnA8+)

43 Unfortunately, because the GOP knifed Cameron in the back and Batshit is Governor, he will get to appoint a replacement for The Turtle if he steps down.

Sucks, but McConnell needs to stay in the senate.

Just feed him peas and shove him in the corner till 2028.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 10, 2024 03:39 PM (XV/Pl)

44 In January, our esteemed US Senate will include Mitch McConnell and Adam Schiff. Aren't we lucky?

Posted by: mrp at December 10, 2024 03:39 PM (rj6Yv)

45 In 10 states, including Kentucky, the person appointed by the governor to fill a vacancy must be of the same party as the departed senator.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 10, 2024 03:39 PM (9yUzE)

46 After the first exercise band blackens your eye, quit pulling on them.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 10, 2024 03:39 PM (xjJnc)

47 Yes I'm sure Mitch will go back to his office and read three 50-page policy analysis briefs before he goes home tonight.

This is peak Mitch we're seeing.
Posted by: WisRich at December 10, 2024 03:38 PM (G0vdT)

Sharpest he's ever been.
-Murderin' Joe

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 10, 2024 03:39 PM (CIS44)

48 Surely there is enough dirt on Mitch that he can be encouraged to do the right thing for the country.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 10, 2024 03:39 PM (e+6P0)

49 @39

>>McConnell is 70???? He looks twice that.

He's 82.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 10, 2024 03:40 PM (XV/Pl)

50 82, and the demons have been eating away his health for decades.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 10, 2024 03:40 PM (Cus5s)

51 If he landed on his back somebody would have to flip him over.

Posted by: wth at December 10, 2024 03:40 PM (v0R5T)

52 No big deal people. Me and Mich just got back from the WH Gym where I was benching 300 and squatting 500 lbs. Just post workout fatague.....

Posted by: Joe Bribum at December 10, 2024 03:40 PM (FDlb9)

53 Oh I totally forgot you poor thing. How much longer?

for what? lol I just want to get cleared to drive

I don't think it will be 100 percent until a year out

I'm typing and doing computer stuff just fine. I can write now. can't lift yet and not cleared for any resistance so my grip strength isn't there. but dexterity is there and range of motion is close to back

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 10, 2024 03:40 PM (Pv3Rg)

54 Say, apropos of nothing, is the Trump Curse still a thing?

Posted by: ... at December 10, 2024 03:40 PM (W6ek6)

55 In 10 states, including Kentucky, the person appointed by the governor to fill a vacancy must be of the same party as the departed senator.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo

That sucks. That's tieing the governor's hands.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 10, 2024 03:41 PM (xjJnc)

56 70?

Dude's 82.

Posted by: FEMA at December 10, 2024 03:41 PM (wzAuc)

57 If he is anything like my dearly departed sainted grandma, he will have those bruises for weeks, if not months. She was unstable from neuropathy and had thin, papery skin that tore and bruised easily. Unless adrenachrome infusions are a hellufa drug, he's going to look bad for a while.

Posted by: LizLem at December 10, 2024 03:41 PM (wcIbG)

58
At least he didn't injure anything he uses.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2024 03:41 PM (dxSpM)

59 "Our nation deserves better than two corrupt and senile buffoons clinging to power for power's sake."

Two? Kamala and Pelosi are also trainwrecks. Kamal obviously has anxiety/drinking problem, and Pelosi either a drinking problem, or dementia, hard to say.

That is just to start.

Posted by: El Mariachi at December 10, 2024 03:41 PM (nLFEI)

60 These old fuckers love to cling to power just as Nancy Pelosi's claw-like hand clings to her vodka.

Posted by: Seems Legit at December 10, 2024 03:41 PM (jyAD3)

61 I first heard Mitch McConnell’s name somewhere around the early 90s when the debt was like $2 trillion. So I think citizens can reasonably lay $34 trillion of the current $36 trillion debt at his feet.

He has to go. Unfortunately because the system is rigged, my only hope has been in the grim reaper. And that asshole is asleep at the job.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 10, 2024 03:41 PM (Vh9CX)

62 Mitch ain't the only one:

Breaking911 @Breaking911
REPORTER: "What does US know about where Austin Tice might be & if he's safe?"

POTUS: "We believe he’s alive. We think we can get him back but we have no direct evidence of that yet."

REPORTER: "Have you directed an operation to go get him?"

POTUS: "Get who?"

https://tinyurl.com/bme9ua55
32 seconds

Disclose.tv @disclosetv
NOW - Biden: "They just turned off my... I lost electricity here."
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19 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 10, 2024 03:41 PM (hovnC)

63

I thought his head retracted into his shell.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at December 10, 2024 03:41 PM (et1vG)

64 55 Say, apropos of nothing, is the Trump Curse still a thing?
Posted by: ...

Yes.

Posted by: Ellen at December 10, 2024 03:42 PM (/U5Yz)

65 Surely there is enough dirt on Mitch that he can be encouraged to do the right thing for the country.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 10, 2024 03:39 PM (e+6P0)

It would take a lot of dirt to convince him to hurl himself into a pit full of rape dogs, and nothing short of that is the "right thing for the country.'

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 10, 2024 03:42 PM (0l8OY)

66 How does a turtle get injured in a fall?

Posted by: Fozzy at December 10, 2024 03:42 PM (7PM4P)

67 No comment.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 10, 2024 03:42 PM (pohLc)

68 He whacked his face on a table corner as he went down.
Posted by: 13times

Eye Patch Mitch is the best Mitch. In other news Pelosi is running for re-election.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 10, 2024 03:42 PM (e+6P0)

69 64 I thought his head retracted into his shell.
-------------
Its a very slow hat trick.

Posted by: pudinhead at December 10, 2024 03:43 PM (jFCkp)

70 Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 10, 2024 03:40 PM (Pv3Rg)

Ugh. Well I hope you get there soon.

Posted by: ... at December 10, 2024 03:43 PM (W6ek6)

71
Senate leaders report he "is fine." -- DailyMail

Today: A "slight cold"

Tomorrow: Chopin's Funeral March on the radio

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2024 03:43 PM (dxSpM)

72 Remember how they were literally wheeling a bedridden Boxer in to vote and she was so out of it she had to ask what she was voting on?

And the media all refused to cover it?

Anyway, I wonder if the GOPe realizes yet that, this time, Trump has agents in their secret meetings?
As opposed to the last time where they were planting spies inside the White House?

Because, even though he won, it's clear he has not let up or slowed his mission to reform the Republican Party.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 10, 2024 03:43 PM (G7Fd7)

73 And you thought we were old and decrepit!

Posted by: The Soviet Politboro! at December 10, 2024 03:43 PM (uxCna)

74 Punchbowl is a party invite website. Definitely read for a minute like someone was throwing a party because Mitch fell on his head. Getting too many birthday party invites for the kids...

Posted by: bearski at December 10, 2024 03:44 PM (Bhsk7)

75 Fozzy: "How does a turtle get injured in a fall?"

The post is too tall.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at December 10, 2024 03:44 PM (aXxgO)

76 I thought his head retracted into his shell.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS
......

He may have been trying to steal someone's lettuce.

Posted by: wth at December 10, 2024 03:44 PM (v0R5T)

77 Senate leaders report he "is fine." -- DailyMail

Today: A "slight cold"

Tomorrow: Chopin's Funeral March on the radio
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2024 03:43 PM (dxSpM)

During plane-wrecker McCain's funeral? How dare he?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 10, 2024 03:44 PM (VNX3d)

78 Why would this clown shoot a Healthcare Exec ???

I thought OBAMACARE solved the Healthcare problem ??

This guy obviously Hates Black President's and Small Animals Too !!!

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at December 10, 2024 03:44 PM (LHY/5)

79 I watched his last glitch at the podium, he was out there, not of this world, seeing Lucifer calling him over to the barbed cock. Guys done for.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 10, 2024 03:45 PM (/U5Yz)

80 Were elastic bands anywhere nearby?

Posted by: Decaf at December 10, 2024 03:45 PM (unUNN)

81 Propping up senile old fools is a LONG tradition in the Senate.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at December 10, 2024 03:45 PM (N1DT3)

82 @73

>>And you thought we were old and decrepit!

This comment is trenchant and mordant and contains iron.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 10, 2024 03:45 PM (XV/Pl)

83 I first heard Mitch McConnell’s name somewhere around the early 90s when the debt was like $2 trillion. So I think citizens can reasonably lay $34 trillion of the current $36 trillion debt at his feet. /i]

Hey at least we got 40M illegals, two lost wars, and Obamacare for that "investment"

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2024 03:45 PM (oZhjI)

84 Well, there's always hoping he'll get better and follow in Biden's missteps and do a 'Humpty Dumpty'.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at December 10, 2024 03:45 PM (qZdIZ)

85 McConnel is laying on his back, his belly baking in the hot sun, beating his legs trying to turn himself over but he can't. Not without your help, Leon. But you're not helping.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, I'M NOT HELPING?

I mean you're not helping! Why is that, Leon?

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2024 03:45 PM (wyMQY)

86 >>> TURTLE IS DOWN, I REPEAT TURTLE IS DOWN!
Posted by: BruceWayne

I read that and instantly thought of So I Married an Axe Murderer. We have a piper down! I repeat, a piper is down!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1DGPENoKhY

Posted by: LizLem at December 10, 2024 03:45 PM (wcIbG)

87 "Remember how they were literally wheeling a bedridden Boxer in to vote and she was so out of it she had to ask what she was voting on?"

That was Feinstein, not Don't-Ma'am-Me Boxer.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 10, 2024 03:45 PM (KAi1n)

88 This reminds me, Joe made threats about whipping Trump's ass. This is a match I would pay to see.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 10, 2024 03:46 PM (pohLc)

89 > Senate leaders report he "is fine."

By which they mean he is still legally controlling large sums of money.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 10, 2024 03:46 PM (Odg76)

90 I'm an old man, I'm confused...

https://youtu.be/8UP3xmfpe1M

Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at December 10, 2024 03:46 PM (DobEs)

91 Why would this clown shoot a Healthcare Exec ???

I thought OBAMACARE solved the Healthcare problem ??

This a point that should be rammed home again and again.

If you think the American health insurance system sucks the people that built it was Barack Obama and Mitt Romney.

Remember when Barky told us it would reduce heathcare expenses by 3000%? Well, turns out he meant increased...

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2024 03:46 PM (oZhjI)

92 You know what meme I always enjoyed? The Ghana death dancers.

Posted by: Seems Legit at December 10, 2024 03:46 PM (jyAD3)

93 Where's the party?

I want to free my soul.

Where's the party?

I want to lose control.

Posted by: Mitch McConnell! at December 10, 2024 03:46 PM (uxCna)

94 he was okay, it was windy

Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 10, 2024 03:46 PM (CWTWj)

95 > I read that and instantly thought of So I Married an Axe Murderer. We have a piper down! I repeat, a piper is down!

Don't worry, he's just pissed.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 10, 2024 03:46 PM (Odg76)

96 Amateurs.

Posted by: Strom Thurmond at December 10, 2024 03:47 PM (DobEs)

97 In 10 states, including Kentucky, the person appointed by the governor to fill a vacancy must be of the same party as the departed senator.

Is he allowed to choose from the new, majority wing of the party, or must he stay RINO?

Posted by: t-bird at December 10, 2024 03:47 PM (FrKFd)

98 In addition to approving every dollar of spending the Democrats wanted over his time in the Senate Bitch McConnell also voted for FACE.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2024 03:47 PM (oZhjI)

99 Tom Servo - *golf clap* to you, sir.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 10, 2024 03:47 PM (CwhoI)

100 96 Amateurs.
Posted by: Strom Thurmond

*fist bump

Posted by: Ted Kennedy at December 10, 2024 03:48 PM (/U5Yz)

101
Is he allowed to choose from the new, majority wing of the party, or must he stay RINO?

I suspect if he does lose his legal challenge that he'd have a lefty ally change parties and then appoint zer...

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2024 03:48 PM (oZhjI)

102 A lovely Black Lives Matter type was directly threatening Daniel Penny in DT NYC in public, on camera, and via a bullhorn. Of course, the NYPD swooped in and arrested this perp.

Just kidding.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 10, 2024 03:48 PM (e+6P0)

103 I hope somebody reads him this thread while he's recuperating.

Posted by: wth at December 10, 2024 03:48 PM (v0R5T)

104 LOL:

@TheBabylonBee - 'We're Doing Great, Aren't We Mr. Friskers,' Mutters Masked Taylor Lorenz Petting Antique Taxidermied Cat

Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 10, 2024 03:49 PM (CwhoI)

105 Speaking of Mitch's look. I've seen dead bodies in a casket that looked healthier.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 10, 2024 03:49 PM (pohLc)

106 A Sandy, UT fatty didn't like that the "as is" sale he signed really meant "as is." When he found out the car had some issues, he decided to take it out on the dealership by driving the car through the front doors and into the reception desk.

Thankfully, the stupid man-baby didn't kill anyone.

http://tiny.cc/hvo0001

Posted by: bonhomme at December 10, 2024 03:49 PM (Odg76)

107 Term limits should be for any elective office. We have term limits for the president. Should apply to the senate and the house.

Posted by: vivi at December 10, 2024 03:49 PM (Egz6Y)

108 Senate leaders report he "is fine." -- DailyMail

It's just a flesh wound!

Posted by: t-bird at December 10, 2024 03:49 PM (FrKFd)

109 If we can't have term limits, how about waxing the floors of the House and Senate?

Posted by: vivi at December 10, 2024 03:50 PM (Egz6Y)

110 I still remember McConnell’s greatest “win”.

Forcing a vote on the debt ceiling in January 2010 in exchange for allowing the Obamacare vote before Christmas 2009 so everyone can go home for the holidays.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 10, 2024 03:50 PM (Vh9CX)

111 He's only seventy?

Posted by: Pete in Texas at December 10, 2024 03:50 PM (W1TFp)

112 But I don't want to get on the cart!!

Posted by: Cocaine Mitch at December 10, 2024 03:50 PM (DobEs)

113 >>> 104 LOL:

@TheBabylonBee - 'We're Doing Great, Aren't We Mr. Friskers,' Mutters Masked Taylor Lorenz Petting Antique Taxidermied Cat
Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 10, 2024 03:49 PM (CwhoI)

Has anyone ever seen Taylor Lorenz and Howard Stern together?

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at December 10, 2024 03:50 PM (KcwUg)

114 I hope somebody reads him this thread ~~while he's recuperating.~~
Posted by: wth at December 10, 2024 03:48 PM (v0R5T)

Posted by: ... at December 10, 2024 03:50 PM (W6ek6)

115 22 JUST IN - Mitch McConnell falls during a Senate

lunch and reportedly hits his head.

Crap. I read that as repeatedly.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 10, 2024 03:36 PM (xjJnc)

lol. I read "JUST IN: Senator Mitch McConnell suffers fall during GOP lunch, has cut on his face, being examined by EMTs - Punchbowl" as cut his face on the punchbowl (no doubt spiked with alcohol).

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at December 10, 2024 03:50 PM (lg881)

116 110 Well he did keep Merrick Garland off the SC

Posted by: steevy at December 10, 2024 03:51 PM (KQk9m)

117 Unfortunately, because the GOP knifed Cameron in the back and Batshit is Governor, he will get to appoint a replacement for The Turtle if he steps down.
---
IIRC, the KY law requires the governor to appoint a replacement from a list of those submitted by the same party.
Which he has stated he will refuse to follow.
So, he nominates a Dem.

He'll lose on that issue as the 17th only allows the governor to call a special election and is specific that the legislature gets to decide how a temporary is seated:
"That the legislature of any State may empower the executive thereof to make temporary appointments"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 10, 2024 03:51 PM (G7Fd7)

118 Sharp as a tack!

Posted by: Mitch's Hematoma at December 10, 2024 03:51 PM (Ro12D)

119 Our nation deserves better than two corrupt and senile buffoons clinging to power for power's sake.

Don't worry, there are FAR more than two...

Posted by: Nanshy Peloshi at December 10, 2024 03:51 PM (xu4vb)

120 "The Senate scoops are on their way! Please disperse! The Senate scoops are on their way!"

*SoylentCorp jerky division van pulls up to retrieve corpselike protein*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Agent of Chaos at December 10, 2024 03:52 PM (kpS4V)

121 > reportedly hits his head

What are we talking here? Did he get a little boop? Or were bystanders shocked his brains weren't leaking out?

Posted by: bonhomme at December 10, 2024 03:52 PM (Odg76)

122 I'm IMMUNOCOMPROMISED ya weirdos!
Taylor Lorenz

Posted by: steevy at December 10, 2024 03:52 PM (KQk9m)

123 They were taking up Nueva Gaza that is going up on the border between Iraq and Syria. Convenient for Turks, Kurds and Persians. Mitch was in ecstacy.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 10, 2024 03:52 PM (QSrLX)

124 Won't quit until he is dead

Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2024 03:52 PM (fwDg9)

125 Secretary of State Antony Blinken determined on November 8 that “it is in the national security interest of the United States” to waive mandatory economic sanctions that bar Iraq from transferring upward of $10 billion to Iran
~~ Powerline
=========================
These traitors can not be gone fast enough.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 10, 2024 03:52 PM (T2eC4)

126 The skin on Mitch's head looks like it is going to slough off

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 10, 2024 03:52 PM (NtVYv)

127 Another dementia patient free ranging in DC..

Posted by: tubal at December 10, 2024 03:52 PM (PCK5/)

128 Well he did keep Merrick Garland off the SC
Posted by: steevy at December 10, 2024 03:51 PM (KQk9m)

For his friend Hillary so she could put someone worse on. What a guy!

Posted by: ... at December 10, 2024 03:52 PM (W6ek6)

129 Gee, I hope he's OK and can continue to use whatever bathroom he wants.

Posted by: wth at December 10, 2024 03:52 PM (v0R5T)

130 Did Fetterman ever fall over and smack his head? Did he?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 10, 2024 03:53 PM (/U5Yz)

131 126 The skin on Mitch's head looks like it is going to slough off
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 10, 2024 03:52 PM (NtVYv)

Do tortoises molt??

Posted by: tubal at December 10, 2024 03:53 PM (PCK5/)

132 Don't worry, there are FAR more than two...

Posted by: Nanshy Peloshi at December 10, 2024 03:51 PM (xu4vb)

In fairness you too can share some of her investment brilliance by investing in the ETF NANC

Note she's been earning 10X the market...

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2024 03:53 PM (oZhjI)

133 Mitch McConnell Falls During Senate Lunch and Injures His Head

Tell me his brain bucket broke open for all the world to see the Chyna Corruption (tm) inside.

Posted by: BifBewalski at December 10, 2024 03:53 PM (MsrgL)

134 I need a drink.

Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at December 10, 2024 03:53 PM (DobEs)

135 116 110 Well he did keep Merrick Garland off the SC
Posted by: steevy at December 10, 2024 03:51 PM (KQk9m)

————-

And Repub Senate majority leader would’ve done the same.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 10, 2024 03:53 PM (Vh9CX)

136 126 The skin on Mitch's head looks like it is going to slough off
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 10, 2024 03:52 PM (NtVYv)

Do tortoises molt??
Posted by: tubal at December 10, 2024 03:53 PM (PCK5/)

Hmmm ? Good question

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 10, 2024 03:54 PM (NtVYv)

137 Our health insurance industry keeps these old fossils around long after they should have been euthanized.

Posted by: Luigi Mangione at December 10, 2024 03:54 PM (Jq+og)

138 130 Did Fetterman ever fall over and smack his head? Did he?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 10, 2024 03:53 PM (/U5Yz)

Oh my God his eyes aren’t crossed anymore!!!

Posted by: tubal at December 10, 2024 03:54 PM (PCK5/)

139 Mitch McConnell does NOT fall down, people.

He ROLLS OVER.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 10, 2024 03:54 PM (wtvvX)

140 Lets not forget, "Its a tax."

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 10, 2024 03:54 PM (QSrLX)

141 While we are getting rid of creaky old politicians can we please put Nancy Pelosi on the cart?

Posted by: bluebell at December 10, 2024 03:54 PM (79pEw)

142 Press reports also indicate that McConnell was heard saying at various occasions "I'm getting better," "I don't want to go on the cart," "I think I'll go for a walk," and "I feel happy. I feel happy." A large and heavy-set man was observed speaking with an individual known only as the "Dead Collector," who was seen wielding a large club, with both men frequently repeating the phrase "Nine pence."

Posted by: Cardinal Biggles at December 10, 2024 03:54 PM (tmPIh)

143 Well he did keep Merrick Garland off the SC

Yeah and McConnell's Senate Republicans have kept more Trump cabinet officials from serving the president then they have Democrat picks.

Odd how that works no?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2024 03:54 PM (oZhjI)

144 This comes after SEVERAL medical issues over the last year for McConnell, including freezing up.

Mitch.exe critical error......blue screen of failure....needs the six second power cycle cold start.

Posted by: BifBewalski at December 10, 2024 03:54 PM (MsrgL)

145 We need a way to medically retire these demented incompetents.

Posted by: jimmymcnulty at December 10, 2024 03:55 PM (SHIyI)

146 139 Mitch McConnell does NOT fall down, people.

He ROLLS OVER.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 10, 2024 03:54 PM (wtvvX)

Set him on top of a fence post..

Posted by: tubal at December 10, 2024 03:55 PM (PCK5/)

147 @117

>>He'll lose on that issue as the 17th only allows the governor to call a special election and is specific that the legislature gets to decide how a temporary is seated:

Perhaps, but it was a fight that would have been unnecessary if the GOP had simply backed Cameron.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 10, 2024 03:55 PM (XV/Pl)

148 All right, I'm going to level with you all. But what's most important now is that you remain calm. There is no reason to panic. Now, it is true that the senator fell... slightly fell. But he's just fine. He's currently at his desk... free to pursue a life of religious fulfillment.

Posted by: Dr. Rumack at December 10, 2024 03:55 PM (CwhoI)

149
Abby.
Abby somebody...

Posted by: Marty Feldman at December 10, 2024 03:55 PM (DobEs)

150 the 1st comment kinda stole my thunder

Posted by: Don Black has fallen at December 10, 2024 03:55 PM (/7KEl)

151 If we can't have term limits, how about waxing the floors of the House and Senate?
Posted by: vivi
......

SOCKS ONLY BEYOND THIS POINT

Posted by: wth at December 10, 2024 03:55 PM (v0R5T)

152 OK, eighty-two is his actual age. That makes more sense.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at December 10, 2024 03:55 PM (W1TFp)

153 Why the fvck do we not have term/age limits for all of our elected people.

We need a constitutional amendment to fix this crap.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 10, 2024 03:55 PM (Rcnd3)

154 Stay in the GAME, MITCH!

Don't let anybody take your place!

The world must be ruled by sept/octogenarians. It's the only way.

Posted by: Axeman at December 10, 2024 03:56 PM (krQz2)

155 >>> A Sandy, UT fatty didn't like that the "as is" sale he signed really meant "as is." When he found out the car had some issues, he decided to take it out on the dealership by driving the car through the front doors and into the reception desk. Thankfully, the stupid man-baby didn't kill anyone.
http://tiny.cc/hvo0001
Posted by: bonhomme at December 10, 2024 03:49 PM (Odg76)

Yikes. What on earth was wrong with it, he wanted to return it? And wouldn't lemon laws apply, even if it's sold as is? But you still have to to your due diligence. Buyer beware.

I know Cobra Kai is almost done, but that would make for a funny car dealership scene.

Posted by: LizLem at December 10, 2024 03:56 PM (wcIbG)

156 https://youtu.be/Kf1X_KSeJ08?si=YzIZ_V0l0hdrR9ml
Luigi screams as he arrives for extradition hearing

Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2024 03:56 PM (fwDg9)

157 [SCOOP per John Solomon (Just The News):]

There are hundreds of Suspicious Activity Reports that will be made public involving ActBlue money laundering.

[SCOOP per ShainS:] Unexpectedly.

Posted by: ShainS -- Deus Ex Muskina [h/t Mike Benz] at December 10, 2024 03:56 PM (LpiUz)

158 Mitches relatives in the Galapagos are somewhat concerned…

Posted by: tubal at December 10, 2024 03:56 PM (PCK5/)

159 Haitian warlord Monel Felix was advised by his voodoo priest that elderly people had cast spells that caused his son to fall ill. His minions promptly murdered 180 people over age 60.

But all cultures are equal, yo.

https://tinyurl.com/yj3he6r3

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 10, 2024 03:56 PM (paSBy)

160 Ode to Mitch

Gamera (Gamera)
I think they got your number (Gamera)
I think they got the alias (Gamera)
that you've been living under (Gamera)
But you really don't remember
was it something that they said?
Are the voices in your head calling, Gamera?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 10, 2024 03:57 PM (NtVYv)

161 We need a way to medically retire these demented incompetents.

If Congress had an accounting department, they'd constantly be replaced by 22-year-olds.

Posted by: t-bird at December 10, 2024 03:57 PM (QHWjA)

162 105 Speaking of Mitch's look. I've seen dead bodies in a casket that looked healthier.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 10, 2024 03:49 PM (pohLc)

Maybe Mitch should get a mortician to do his make up.

Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at December 10, 2024 03:57 PM (DJ7uY)

163 This is from the last thread:

Pelosi spoke with the National Catholic Register about a range of issues including San Francisco archbishop Salvatore Cordileone’s letter in 2022 prohibiting Pelosi from being given communion, an order she did not take to heart.
“I received Communion anyway. That’s his problem, not mine,” Pelosi said. “My Catholic faith is, Christ is my savior. It has nothing to do with the bishops.”

-----------------

So Pelosi receives communion in contravention of Jesus's teachings about bishops and priests' authority: those whom you forgive are forgiven and if you do not forgive they are not forgiven.

Her arrogance is monumental but I guess she will eventually find out who is right.

Posted by: Decaf at December 10, 2024 03:57 PM (unUNN)

164 We need a way to medically retire these demented incompetents.

Posted by: jimmymcnulty at December 10, 2024 03:55 PM (SHIyI)
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The founders had the weird idea we just wouldn't vote them in again.

Posted by: Axeman at December 10, 2024 03:57 PM (krQz2)

165 X-ray of McConnell's head reveals nothing.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at December 10, 2024 03:57 PM (Lo97M)

166 I'm IMMUNOCOMPROMISED ya weirdos!
Taylor Lorenz

Quit raw dogging my air you paleolithic saber toothed cunt.

Posted by: BifBewalski at December 10, 2024 03:57 PM (MsrgL)

167 > I'm IMMUNOCOMPROMISED ya weirdos!

Given how crazy Tay Tay is, I wouldn't be surprised at all to find out she's making that up as well.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 10, 2024 03:57 PM (Odg76)

168 I didn't say he was any good but at least he kept that disaster off the court

Posted by: steevy at December 10, 2024 03:57 PM (KQk9m)

169 I'm with Catturd on this: retire. The reason people retire is that they realize they aren't up to the task any longer. Grow up and admit you need to sit things out.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2024 03:58 PM (RsS92)

170
Mitch McConnell falling down
falling down, falling down
Mitch McConnell falling down
retire already you cadaverous meatsack

Posted by: Don Black has fallen at December 10, 2024 03:58 PM (/7KEl)

171 We need laws to allow the public to get as lazy and self-indulgent as the people on that ship in Wall-E about politics!!!

Posted by: Axeman at December 10, 2024 03:58 PM (krQz2)

172 We need a way to medically retire these demented incompetents.

We need more active voters during the primary.

In the 2020 primary McConnell beat Wes Morgan 340k to 26K and then in the general election he got 1.2M votes. It wouldn't have taken many of the general election voters to send this asshole home AND keep a Democrat out of the Senate.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2024 03:58 PM (oZhjI)

173 Mitch is breaking?

What else would you expect from something manufactured in China?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at December 10, 2024 03:58 PM (KbCG3)

174 167 Oh for sure, every loony woman I know claims to be immunocompromised

Posted by: steevy at December 10, 2024 03:58 PM (KQk9m)

175 Secretary of State Antony Blinken determined on November 8 that “it is in the national security interest of the United States” to waive mandatory economic sanctions that bar Iraq from transferring upward of $10 billion to Iran
~~ Powerline

===

which we promptly invested into Syria and Hezbollah...inshallah

Posted by: Iranian regime at December 10, 2024 03:58 PM (QTCRF)

176 65 It would take a lot of dirt to convince him to hurl himself into a pit full of rape dogs, and nothing short of that is the "right thing for the country.'
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 10, 2024 03:42 PM (0l8OY)

You're far too merciful.

Posted by: XTC at December 10, 2024 03:58 PM (UnA8+)

177 70 years old? Mitch doesn't remember those days.

But what I wonder is what kind of exercise equipment he was using.

Posted by: Eeyore at December 10, 2024 03:58 PM (1bNHn)

178 I saw Luigi Screams open for Yoko Ono at the United Nations General Assembly in 2014.

Posted by: ShainS -- Deus Ex Muskina [h/t Mike Benz] at December 10, 2024 03:58 PM (LpiUz)

179 Mitch McConnell falling down
retire already you cadaverous meatsack

Posted by: Don Black has fallen at December 10, 2024 03:58 PM (/7KEl)
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The meter of that last line needs a little work.

Posted by: Axeman at December 10, 2024 03:58 PM (krQz2)

180 But all cultures are equal, yo.

Haiti is ruled by satan.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2024 03:59 PM (RsS92)

181 There are hundreds of Suspicious Activity Reports that will be made public involving ActBlue money laundering.

Hundreds? There are hundreds of suspicious ActBlue and WinRed donations just in my small town. There should be millions of SARs.

Posted by: t-bird at December 10, 2024 03:59 PM (QHWjA)

182 > I'm IMMUNOCOMPROMISED ya weirdos!

Given how crazy Tay Tay is, I wouldn't be surprised at all to find out she's making that up as well.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 10, 2024 03:57 PM (Odg76)

If she said "Intellocompromised", I'd believe her.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 10, 2024 03:59 PM (VNX3d)

183 Maybe he’ll pull a Fetterman and come out of this less liberal. Probably not though.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 10, 2024 03:59 PM (3cXfB)

184 111 He's only seventy?
Posted by: Pete in Texas

Poached my 1973 prom date Shi So Fine at the dance, the bastard.

Posted by: Auspex at December 10, 2024 03:59 PM (j4U/Z)

185 If I had the filthy lucre these desiccated mummies have, I'd be lounging on the beach at my private island. Why do they cling to their positions?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Agent of Chaos at December 10, 2024 03:59 PM (kpS4V)

186 >I didn't say he was any good but at least he kept that disaster off the court
---

fine
weigh that against the million$ he's made off of being a Senator

we're even

Posted by: Don Black has fallen at December 10, 2024 03:59 PM (/7KEl)

187 In fairness you too can share some of her investment brilliance by investing in the ETF NANC

Note she's been earning 10X the market...
Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2024 03:53 PM (oZhjI)

10x would be insane. Looks like just under 7% better than the S&P, since inception.

Posted by: far cry at December 10, 2024 04:00 PM (Ch3HV)

188 >>> 130 Did Fetterman ever fall over and smack his head? Did he? Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 10, 2024 03:53 PM (/U5Yz)

I still laugh about the fact that because I opposed Fetterman staying on the job after his stroke, when he was clearly impaired, that I was ableist. I'm glad he seems to have recovered, no thanks to the dems and his loca wife.

Posted by: LizLem at December 10, 2024 04:00 PM (wcIbG)

189 I'm with Catturd on this: retire. The reason people retire is that they realize they aren't up to the task any longer. Grow up and admit you need to sit things out.

If you assume McConnell's goal was to advance conservative politics then yes he would have retired long ago.

If you assume his goal is to wield power for his own personal benefit then his actions make perfect sense.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2024 04:00 PM (oZhjI)

190 "It's a sign of perfect health for a 70 year old..."

He is really not aging well. He looks like an 84 year old and acts like he's 94.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel

He's 82. His staff needs to be exposed to some serious sunlight. Feinstein, Pelosi and McConnell, how many poster children for geriatric decline do we need before term limits are discussed?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Justice for Ashli at December 10, 2024 04:00 PM (L99WE)

191
We need a way to medically retire these demented incompetents.
Posted by: jimmymcnulty

=============

I think that would be called Pounding Some Sense Into The Idiot Kentucky GOP Primary Voters, which opened for The Idiots Who Elected Rep Mark Sanford.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at December 10, 2024 04:00 PM (6R89S)

192
McConnell recovered after a rapid and copious infusion of money was administered.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2024 04:00 PM (dxSpM)

193 Secretary of State Antony Blinken determined on November 8 that “it is in the national security interest of the United States” to waive mandatory economic sanctions that bar Iraq from transferring upward of $10 billion to Iran
~~ Powerline

===

which we promptly invested into Syria and Hezbollah...inshallah
Posted by: Iranian regime at December 10, 2024 03:58 PM (QTCRF)
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Hawaiian judges not included, if the SoS decreed this, a EO from Trump ought to be able to nip it in the bud.

But...watch for Hawaiian judges.

Posted by: Axeman at December 10, 2024 04:00 PM (krQz2)

194 What's the rush? Take your time.

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at December 10, 2024 04:01 PM (DobEs)

195 Put old Mitch in a black suit and hat and who does he remind you of?

https://tinyurl.com/bdewxvak

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 10, 2024 04:01 PM (pohLc)

196 > Why do they cling to their positions?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Agent of Chaos
----

I think the power and prestige consumes them, and were they to give that up, they'd be nobodies

forgotten

Posted by: Don Black has fallen at December 10, 2024 04:01 PM (/7KEl)

197 https://youtu.be/Kf1X_KSeJ08?si=YzIZ_V0l0hdrR9ml
Luigi screams as he arrives for extradition hearing
Posted by: Skip

Makes as much sense as Taylor Lorenz.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 10, 2024 04:01 PM (L/fGl)

198 The chair is against the wall.

The turtle is on the floor.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 10, 2024 04:01 PM (Cus5s)

199 Hey, what's the word on crazy NY Assassin guy? He strikes me as a bit of a showman. I can't imagine someone like that not trying to showcase his awesome Computer Science skills to the plebes.

Posted by: Orson at December 10, 2024 04:01 PM (dIske)

200 I think that would be called Pounding Some Sense Into The Idiot Kentucky GOP Primary Voters, which opened for The Idiots Who Elected Rep Mark Sanford.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at December 10, 2024 04:00 PM (6R89S)
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Well, they weren't going to lose all that seniority Mitch has built up over all these years!

That would be crazy.

Posted by: Axeman at December 10, 2024 04:01 PM (krQz2)

201 I hope somebody got the fall on video.

Posted by: wth at December 10, 2024 04:01 PM (v0R5T)

202 He really is a shell of his former self.

Posted by: scampydog at December 10, 2024 04:01 PM (2bFN5)

203 Note she's been earning 10X the market...
Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2024 03:53 PM (oZhjI)

10x would be insane. Looks like just under 7% better than the S&P, since inception.
Posted by: far cry

-

It's because there's a significant period of time between when she participates in inside trading and when she's required to report that she participated in inside trading. After 90 days or whatever it's difficult to be on the bleeding edge like her, but, like you pointed out, you can still make money.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - women are taught to need marriage without needing to be wives at December 10, 2024 04:02 PM (cSyHV)

204 > Yikes. What on earth was wrong with it, he wanted to return it? And wouldn't lemon laws apply, even if it's sold as is?

Lemon laws usually only apply to new vehicles. The Utah New Motor Vehicle Warranty Act does not cover used vehicles.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 10, 2024 04:02 PM (Odg76)

205 As the new year commences, Nancy Pelosi, a former House Speaker and leader of the House Democrats for two decades, outshone every hedge fund in 2023.

Recognized as one of the most actively involved stock traders among United States politicians, Pelosi’s performance in 2023 is of significant interest.

Pelosi and her husband, Paul, hold a diversified selection of stocks, and investors often draw insights from her trading success. Her trading performance brought her gains of 65% in the previous year, which means that she outperformed the big industry players, as per a post on X from stock trading tracker Inverse Cramer on January 5.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2024 04:02 PM (oZhjI)

206 The chair is against the wall.

The turtle is on the floor.
Posted by: illiniwek at December 10, 2024 04:01 PM (Cus5s)
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John has a long cock-toe.

Posted by: Axeman at December 10, 2024 04:02 PM (krQz2)

207 Like Gollum, refusing to give up his seat of power.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 10, 2024 04:02 PM (aOqEy)

208 When 84-year old Nanzi Pelosi falls and cracks her botox-enveloped noggin, the next time she speaks in public will be no different than the last previous time. All hateful, crazy, gibberish. That program is deeply embedded in her cerebral cortex.

Posted by: Gref at December 10, 2024 04:03 PM (aBgBM)

209 >>> 155 A Sandy, UT fatty didn't like that the "as is" sale he signed really meant "as is." When he found out the car had some issues, he decided to take it out on the dealership by driving the car through the front doors and into the reception desk. Thankfully, the stupid man-baby didn't kill anyone.
http://tiny.cc/hvo0001
Posted by: bonhomme at December 10, 2024 03:49 PM (Odg76)

Yikes. What on earth was wrong with it, he wanted to return it? And wouldn't lemon laws apply, even if it's sold as is? But you still have to to your due diligence. Buyer beware.

I know Cobra Kai is almost done, but that would make for a funny car dealership scene.
Posted by: LizLem at December 10, 2024 03:56 PM (wcIbG)

Obviously it starts and runs...

I've been looking on and off for a beater daily driver and have noticed some places will offer a three-day window to return a car - yes, even for used cars.

Maybe dipshit's real goal was the three hots and a cot he's about to win.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 10, 2024 04:03 PM (KcwUg)

210 The chair is against the wall.

The turtle is on the floor.
Posted by: illiniwek at December 10, 2024 04:01 PM (Cus5s)
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John has a long cock-toe.
Posted by: Axeman at December 10, 2024 04:02 PM (krQz2)

Joe needs a new diaper.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 10, 2024 04:03 PM (VNX3d)

211 Hey, what's the word on crazy NY Assassin guy?

Posted by: Orson at December 10, 2024 04:01 PM (dIske)
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He's hot.

Posted by: Taylor Lorenz at December 10, 2024 04:03 PM (krQz2)

212 "Luigi screams as he arrives for extradition hearing"

His last chance to "make a scene", since he is headed toward life imprison, at best. Or insanity plea, but that seems unlikely since his actions were planned out (although not that well planned).

Posted by: illiniwek at December 10, 2024 04:03 PM (Cus5s)

213 >>> I saw Luigi Screams open for Yoko Ono at the United Nations General Assembly in 2014.

The pick of little linguini shirtless with a backpack on is making the rounds. Liberals sure do get woozy over the psychopaths, as long as they are semi pretty.

Which explains their bad taste in liberal politicians and men.

Posted by: LizLem at December 10, 2024 04:03 PM (wcIbG)

214 Why do they cling to their positions?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Agent of Chaos

Sin of pride. Well, also greed.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 10, 2024 04:04 PM (L/fGl)

215 Tell Mitch--once he comes to and passes the cognitive test--that if he goes away quietly, we won't look too hard at his wife's lobbying for China.

Posted by: bittergeek at December 10, 2024 04:04 PM (3SsGZ)

216 > He's only seventy?
Posted by: Pete in Texas
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70 has disappeared in the rear view mirror for that living fossil

Posted by: Don Black has fallen at December 10, 2024 04:04 PM (/7KEl)

217 I saw Desiccated Mummies open for Smash Mouth at the Colosseum back in 2018.

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2024 04:04 PM (QTCRF)

218 The chair is against the wall.

The turtle is on the floor.
Posted by: illiniwek at December 10, 2024 04:01 PM (Cus5s)
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John has a long cock-toe.
Posted by: Axeman at December 10, 2024 04:02 PM (krQz2)

Joe needs a new diaper.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 10, 2024 04:03 PM (VNX3d)
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Cobra! Cobra! Cobra!

Posted by: The Secret Service at December 10, 2024 04:04 PM (krQz2)

219 It's a sign of perfect health for a 70 year old to fall for no reason.

-------------

70? You mean, like, in hexadecimal?

Posted by: ShainS -- Deus Ex Muskina [h/t Mike Benz] at December 10, 2024 04:04 PM (LpiUz)

220 Tell Mitch--once he comes to and passes the cognitive test--that if he goes away quietly, we won't look too hard at his wife's lobbying for China.

I wonder if China will Fang Fang her once he kicks the bucket?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2024 04:05 PM (oZhjI)

221 Both parties are trying to recruit Leonid Brezhnev and Konstantin Chernenko to run on their party's tickets but many "party loyalists" don't want to recruit such youthful, vibrant candidates who might make the current crop of "leadership" look less than completely vigorous.

Posted by: WarEagle82 at December 10, 2024 04:05 PM (YcfMX)

222 Why do they cling to their positions?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Agent of Chaos
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They are the muggle's world version of liches.

Posted by: Axeman at December 10, 2024 04:05 PM (krQz2)

223 Maybe dipshit's real goal was the three hots and a cot he's about to win.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 10, 2024 04:03 PM (KcwUg)

What amazes me is the amount of support this retard is getting from the twitter warriors.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 10, 2024 04:05 PM (d9fT1)

224 McConnell is 83.

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2024 04:05 PM (QTCRF)

225
Doddering senators have been around as long as there's been a U.S. Senate. Reading Allen Drury's A Senate Journal about the Senate between 1943 and 1945 there were quite a few who were beyond it: Carter Glass, Hiram Johnson, Cotton Ed Smith, Arthur Capper and so on. La Scala has nothing on prima donnas compared to the Senate.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2024 04:05 PM (dxSpM)

226 >>"Luigi screams as he arrives for extradition hearing"

His last chance to "make a scene",

---

he'll do some screaming in the joint
very pretty boy, gonna have a lot of friends

Posted by: Don Black has fallen at December 10, 2024 04:06 PM (/7KEl)

227 >>> 203 Note she's been earning 10X the market...
Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2024 03:53 PM (oZhjI)

10x would be insane. Looks like just under 7% better than the S&P, since inception.
Posted by: far cry

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It's because there's a significant period of time between when she participates in inside trading and when she's required to report that she participated in inside trading. After 90 days or whatever it's difficult to be on the bleeding edge like her, but, like you pointed out, you can still make money.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - women are taught to need marriage without needing to be wives at December 10, 2024 04:02 PM (cSyHV)

Allegedly, one of her recent super lucky transactions involves the security company which was selected to investigate the breach at UHC.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 10, 2024 04:06 PM (KcwUg)

228 Recognized as one of the most actively involved stock traders among United States politicians, Pelosi’s performance in 2023 is of significant interest.

Pelosi and her husband, Paul, hold a diversified selection of stocks, and investors often draw insights from her trading success. Her trading performance brought her gains of 65% in the previous year, which means that she outperformed the big industry players, as per a post on X from stock trading tracker Inverse Cramer on January 5.
Posted by: 18-1

And nothing remotely appears wrong about that.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 10, 2024 04:06 PM (xjJnc)

229 I'm okay now.

Posted by: Don Black bounces back at December 10, 2024 04:06 PM (/7KEl)

230 "Luigi screams as he arrives for extradition hearing"
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He needs to sell that haunted mansion.

Posted by: Axeman at December 10, 2024 04:06 PM (krQz2)

231 >>> "Luigi screams as he arrives for extradition hearing"

"It's an insult to the intelligence of The American people and their lived experience."

I like to think the American people, apart from the crazies, don't like vigilante justice performed by a Ted Kaczynski fanboi. We're crazy like that.

Posted by: LizLem at December 10, 2024 04:07 PM (wcIbG)

232 BLACK oLIVES MATTER

Posted by: SMOD at December 10, 2024 04:07 PM (RHGPo)

233 . McConnell is 83.

Posted by: runner
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he doesn't look a day over 100

Posted by: Don Black bounces back at December 10, 2024 04:07 PM (/7KEl)

234
Pelosi and her husband, Paul, hold a diversified selection of stocks, and investors often draw insights from her trading success.

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He's got special friends that he tried to hammer that point home to, too.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - women are taught to need marriage without needing to be wives at December 10, 2024 04:07 PM (cSyHV)

235 Old Luigi best be stretching his butthole, as it is likely to become multifunctional in the slammer.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 10, 2024 04:08 PM (pohLc)

236 Hmmm.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 10, 2024 04:08 PM (bss/y)

237 The pick of little linguini shirtless with a backpack on is making the rounds. Liberals sure do get woozy over the psychopaths, as long as they are semi pretty.

Which explains their bad taste in liberal politicians and men.
Posted by: LizLem at December 10, 2024 04:03 PM (wcIbG)

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It's their standard setting. Remember how they fawned over the Boston Bomber?

Posted by: Decaf at December 10, 2024 04:08 PM (unUNN)

238 >>>Mitch McConnell falls during a Senate lunch and reportedly hits his head. Medical staff respond quickly. Senate leaders report he "is fine."

Metaphor for GOPe.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 10, 2024 04:08 PM (lY7lF)

239 He's hot.
Posted by: Taylor Lorenz

https://is.gd/qsZpP2

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 10, 2024 04:08 PM (L/fGl)

240 This is from the last thread:

Pelosi spoke with the National Catholic Register about a range of issues including San Francisco archbishop Salvatore Cordileone’s letter in 2022 prohibiting Pelosi from being given communion, an order she did not take to heart.
“I received Communion anyway. That’s his problem, not mine,” Pelosi said. “My Catholic faith is, Christ is my savior. It has nothing to do with the bishops.”

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So Pelosi receives communion in contravention of Jesus's teachings about bishops and priests' authority: those whom you forgive are forgiven and if you do not forgive they are not forgiven.

Her arrogance is monumental but I guess she will eventually find out who is right.
Posted by: Decaf at December 10, 2024 03:57 PM (unUNN)

well she's not a Catholic by your own admission. All other sects better get in quick and denounce her before she joins yours.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2024 04:08 PM (n7h9X)

241 BLACK oLIVES MATTER
Posted by: SMOD at December 10, 2024 04:07 PM (RHGPo)

GREEN oLIVES MATTER!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 10, 2024 04:08 PM (VNX3d)

242 "Luigi screams as he arrives for extradition hearing"

SAVE AH ME AH MARIO!!!!

Posted by: Luigi at December 10, 2024 04:08 PM (oZhjI)

243 well she's not a Catholic by your own admission. All other sects better get in quick and denounce her before she joins yours.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2024 04:08 PM (n7h9X)

Her own admission.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2024 04:08 PM (n7h9X)

244 "Luigi screams as he arrives for extradition hearing"
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Guess he is going for "mental defect"

Posted by: SMOD at December 10, 2024 04:08 PM (RHGPo)

245 156 https://youtu.be/Kf1X_KSeJ08?si=YzIZ_V0l0hdrR9ml
Luigi screams as he arrives for extradition hearing
Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2024 03:56 PM (fwDg9)

He never was as stoic as Mario was.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 10, 2024 04:08 PM (xcxpd)

246 212 "Luigi screams as he arrives for extradition hearing"

His last chance to "make a scene", since he is headed toward life imprison, at best. Or insanity plea, but that seems unlikely since his actions were planned out (although not that well planned).

Posted by: illiniwek at December 10, 2024 04:03 PM (Cus5s)

He's going for an insanity plea. As in insane for the past 6 months or more. Being in a state hospital for life has to be better than life in PMITA prison.

Posted by: Gref at December 10, 2024 04:09 PM (aBgBM)

247 >>>Mitch McConnell falls during a Senate lunch and reportedly hits his head. Medical staff respond quickly. Senate leaders report he "is fine."

Metaphor for GOPe.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 10, 2024 04:08 PM (lY7lF)

Did anyone report whether there was a hollow sound, like an empty coconut, when he hit his head? Maracas?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 10, 2024 04:09 PM (VNX3d)

248 >>> 223
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What amazes me is the amount of support this retard is getting from the twitter warriors.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 10, 2024 04:05 PM (d9fT1)

Seriously?

I mean, it's twitter, but... none of those other retards were able to find what I did, that some places offer three days for returns? Sad!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 10, 2024 04:09 PM (KcwUg)

249 212 "Luigi screams as he arrives for extradition hearing"

His last chance to "make a scene", since he is headed toward life imprison, at best. Or insanity plea, but that seems unlikely since his actions were planned out (although not that well planned).
Posted by: illiniwek at December 10, 2024 04:03 PM (Cus5s)]

Plans don't prevent insanity...bipolar folks are commonly delusional and hearing voices in their manic stage (the stage that doesn't get them noticed until they do something criminal - no one thinks lots of energy, focus, and yes, snippiness/anger and paranoia are warning signs of anything) and very, very effective at getting stuff done...

Posted by: Nova Local at December 10, 2024 04:09 PM (exHjb)

250 >"No more cold war. No more secrets you keep from yourself. Answer to no one but yourself. Then, you wake up one morning and find out the President is running the country without your permission. The son of a bitch, how dare he. Then you realize, it's over. You are an obsolete piece of hardware, not worth upgrading, you got a lousy marriage, and 62 grand a year."

I searched Tom Clancy movies for that quote, not MI movies.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 10, 2024 04:09 PM (s1LE9)

251 Fell over for no reason?
Who does Mitch think he is?
Gerald Ford?

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at December 10, 2024 04:10 PM (elaR+)

252 Did his shell break?

Posted by: naturalfake at December 10, 2024 03:34 PM (iJfKG)
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When the shell breaks, mama you got to go.

Oh well, oh well.

Posted by: Axeman at December 10, 2024 04:10 PM (krQz2)

253 Willis' Fani In Hot Water Legally After Judge’s Ruling

Posted by: SMOD at December 10, 2024 04:10 PM (RHGPo)

254 Matthew Kassel @matthewkassel 4h
“Her interviews have not been going well,” one GOP senator said of Gabbard, speaking on condition of anonymity. “One told me she was the worst-prepared candidate and was kind of trying to get by on her BS personality.” jewishinsider.com/2024/12/tu…

Mollie @MZHemingway 3h
Having failed to oust Hegseth, looks like DC is moving on to battling Tulsi. A good rule of thumb is that permanent DC's opposition is nearly always about protecting the status quo and never about what they claim it's about.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 10, 2024 04:10 PM (hovnC)

255 "It's an insult to the intelligence of The American people and their lived experience."

Posted by: LizLem at December 10, 2024 04:07 PM (wcIbG)

What the f*ck other kind of experience is there?

He is an ignorant, poorly educated mush-brain whose words are just jargon.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 10, 2024 04:10 PM (d9fT1)

256 > What amazes me is the amount of support this retard is getting from the twitter warriors.

He just blew up his whole life over a bad deal and a tantrum. He's likely going to have a felony on his record. He's on the hook for the car, the damage to the building, and anyone emotional damage he gave to anyone there that day. If he's got a significant other, all of her relatives are going to be advising her to run as far as she can from him.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 10, 2024 04:10 PM (Odg76)

257 Luigi strikes me as someone who would play a game with the police...such as presenting documented proof that he wasn't in NYC on the day of the killing. But, unfortunately for him, the NYPD wouldn't give a crap about that and process him anyway. Hard to plan around incompetence and corruption.

Posted by: Orson at December 10, 2024 04:10 PM (dIske)

258 BLACK oLIVES MATTER
Posted by: SMOD
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only the pitted ones.

Posted by: wth at December 10, 2024 04:11 PM (v0R5T)

259 What amazes me is the amount of support this retard is getting from the twitter warriors.

It makes a kind of sense. Liberals just lost an election where the candidate was someone that nobody could truthfully get behind. So Luigi's their new hero. Princess Peach hardest hit?

Posted by: Ian S. at December 10, 2024 04:11 PM (2ocoG)

260 Truth Social ^ | 12/10/2024 | Donald J Trump
@realDonaldTrump Any person or company investing ONE BILLION DOLLARS, OR MORE, in the United States of America, will receive fully expedited approvals and permits, including, but in no way limited to, all Environmental approvals. GET READY TO ROCK!!!

Posted by: SMOD at December 10, 2024 04:11 PM (RHGPo)

261 He's going for an insanity plea. As in insane for the past 6 months or more. Being in a state hospital for life has to be better than life in PMITA prison.
Posted by: Gref at December 10, 2024 04:09 PM (aBgBM)

Either all the Leftists who claim he was justified have to be institutionalized with him or he goes to the slammer for murder.

Funny how no liberal is decrying the illegal gun he had.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2024 04:11 PM (n7h9X)

262 I should add, bipolar folks can also write epic screeds and plans during this manic stage...

Posted by: Nova Local at December 10, 2024 04:11 PM (exHjb)

263 Fell over for no reason?

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at December 10, 2024 04:10 PM (elaR+)
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Don't they know about gravity?

When you lose your center of balance and you don't catch yourself, you fall to the ground.

Posted by: Axeman at December 10, 2024 04:11 PM (krQz2)

264 >>> 254 Matthew Kassel @matthewkassel 4h
“Her interviews have not been going well,” one GOP senator said of Gabbard, speaking on condition of anonymity. “One told me she was the worst-prepared candidate and was kind of trying to get by on her BS personality.” jewishinsider.com/2024/12/tu…

Mollie @MZHemingway 3h
Having failed to oust Hegseth, looks like DC is moving on to battling Tulsi. A good rule of thumb is that permanent DC's opposition is nearly always about protecting the status quo and never about what they claim it's about.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 10, 2024 04:10 PM (hovnC)

LOL "sources say"

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 10, 2024 04:11 PM (KcwUg)

265 Dustin Grage@GrageDustin
Luigi Mangione: “This is completely unjust and is an insult to the intelligence of the American people and their lived experience!”
Keep in mind this kid’s family is worth upwards of $100M. Absolutely wild.

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How dare you disrespect his lived experience!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 10, 2024 04:12 PM (L/fGl)

266 254 Matthew Kassel @matthewkassel 4h
“Her interviews have not been going well,” one GOP senator said of Gabbard, speaking on condition of anonymity. “One told me she was the worst-prepared candidate and was kind of trying to get by on her BS personality.” jewishinsider.com/2024/12/tu…

Funny.. Every time I've heard her speak she seems very intelligent

Posted by: It's me donna at December 10, 2024 04:12 PM (VE6XX)

267 Saw Fetterman come out and praise Sundowner on Hunter's pardon.
Keep saying I don't trust my Senator

Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2024 04:12 PM (fwDg9)

268 It makes a kind of sense. Liberals just lost an election where the candidate was someone that nobody could truthfully get behind. So Luigi's their new hero. Princess Peach hardest hit?

Oh she will be when I am done with her PEACHES! YEAH OH YEAH PEACHES!

Posted by: Bowser at December 10, 2024 04:12 PM (oZhjI)

269 Could have been worse...

Posted by: Ghost of Harry Reid at December 10, 2024 04:12 PM (53oGX)

270 Luigi seems a bit crazed and obsessive? In other words, typical leftist?

Shocked, I am.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 10, 2024 04:13 PM (tT6L1)

271 Luigi comes from a family with money, seemed successful in life (but probably a libtard) but had some major back problems. Had some surgery, started complaining about stuff online, then apparently disappeared from his family and friends.

Not sure his back problems were related to the insurance complaints ... seems likely.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 10, 2024 04:13 PM (Cus5s)

272 A Conservative former minister has called for first-cousin marriage to be banned in the UK. Introducing the proposals in Parliament, Richard Holden said the children of first cousins were at greater risk of birth defects and the practice should be prohibited to protect public health. However, independent MP Iqbal Mohamed argued a ban would be ineffective and said these issues would be better addressed through education programmes to raise awareness of the risks. Downing Street said the expert advice on the risks of first-cousin marriage was clear but indicated that the government had no plans to change the law.

Posted by: SMOD at December 10, 2024 04:13 PM (RHGPo)

273 What does it say about 21st century America that the case of an apprehended Luigi could come up in discussions involving an official named Bowser?

Posted by: Cardinal Biggles at December 10, 2024 04:13 PM (tmPIh)

274 Posted by: Nova Local at December 10, 2024 04:09 PM (exHjb)

Where are you getting "bipolar?"

Nobody knows anything about this guy.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 10, 2024 04:13 PM (d9fT1)

275 Truth Social ^ | 12/10/2024 | Donald J Trump
@realDonaldTrump Any person or company investing ONE BILLION DOLLARS, OR MORE, in the United States of America, will receive fully expedited approvals and permits, including, but in no way limited to, all Environmental approvals. GET READY TO ROCK!!!

Posted by: SMOD at December 10, 2024 04:11 PM (RHGPo)

LFG!

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 10, 2024 04:14 PM (lY7lF)

276 Dustin Grage@GrageDustin
Luigi Mangione: “This is completely unjust and is an insult to the intelligence of the American people and their lived experience!”
Keep in mind this kid’s family is worth upwards of $100M. Absolutely wild.

Oh, Jesus H. Christ, Harry, come here and look at this! It's the damnedest thing I ever saw.
What it says: "Eat at Luigi's!"

Posted by: Autopsy Surgeon at December 10, 2024 04:14 PM (Jq+og)

277 258 BLACK oLIVES MATTER
Posted by: SMOD
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only the pitted ones.
Posted by: wth

^^^^^ This!

Posted by: Dentists at December 10, 2024 04:14 PM (9AdWJ)

278 A Conservative former minister has called for first-cousin marriage to be banned in the UK.

Posted by: SMOD at December 10, 2024 04:13 PM (RHGPo)
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How can there be a second cousin marriage, if there is no first?

Sounds like people are just cousin-o-phobes.

Posted by: Axeman at December 10, 2024 04:14 PM (krQz2)

279 Willis’s office responded late Monday, denying that any records involving Special Counsel Jack Smith existed and citing legal exemptions for withholding communications with the January 6 Committee. However, the judge’s ruling now forces her office to conduct a more thorough search and justify any decisions to withhold documents.

Posted by: SMOD at December 10, 2024 04:14 PM (RHGPo)

280 Nobody knows anything about this guy.

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Didn't I hear that we got his manifesto, his twitter info, his school and work info, etc?

Pretty neat for the FBI to allow this one. Wonder why that is?

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - women are taught to need marriage without needing to be wives at December 10, 2024 04:15 PM (cSyHV)

281 Stiff competition: Anthony Weiner officially files to run for NY City Council years after sexting scandal - NY Post

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 10, 2024 04:15 PM (/U5Yz)

282 Corrupt systems lead to corrupt f*cks clinging to power until they become OLD corrupt f*cks.

Posted by: Lord Acton at December 10, 2024 04:15 PM (5FPX4)

283 The fucking gun is irrelevant. He could have killed the guy easier with a butcher knife. Instead he demonstrated how an ignorant asshole commits a sloppy amateurish murder and guarantees his dumb ass a life in prison.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 10, 2024 04:15 PM (pohLc)

284 274 Posted by: Nova Local at December 10, 2024 04:09 PM (exHjb)

Where are you getting "bipolar?"

Nobody knows anything about this guy.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 10, 2024 04:13 PM (d9fT1)

Someone pointed out you can't be crazy and make plans. I've got lived experience with others where you can be amazingly competent and absolutely fuking nuts...and commit criminal acts b/c the voice in your head is talking to you and you won't stop committing them til cops stop you b/c you have to listen to that voice. And you could have been wildly sane just 6 months before.

Posted by: Nova Local at December 10, 2024 04:16 PM (exHjb)

285 It still cracks me up that there is (or at least) an investment group that does the opposite of what Krugman advises and its been more successful than average.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2024 04:16 PM (RsS92)

286 Fell over for no reason?

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At least Kamala has a reason when she falls over.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 10, 2024 04:16 PM (L/fGl)

287 > Did anyone report whether there was a hollow sound, like an empty coconut, when he hit his head? Maracas?

I bet it sounded like this:
https://youtu.be/ubZrAmRxy_M?t=6

Posted by: bonhomme at December 10, 2024 04:16 PM (Odg76)

288 Dustin Grage@GrageDustin
Luigi Mangione: “This is completely unjust and is an insult to the intelligence of the American people and their lived experience!”
Keep in mind this kid’s family is worth upwards of $100M. Absolutely wild.

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How dare you disrespect his lived experience!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 10, 2024 04:12 PM (L/fGl)

What's up with these asshats assuming that they speak for more people than themselves?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 10, 2024 04:16 PM (lY7lF)

289 Corrupt systems lead to corrupt f*cks clinging to power until they become ~~OLD corrupt f*cks~~desiccated corpses.
Posted by: Lord Acton at December 10, 2024 04:15 PM (5FPX4)
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FIFY

Posted by: Axeman at December 10, 2024 04:16 PM (krQz2)

290 Corrupt systems lead to corrupt f*cks clinging to power until they become OLD corrupt f*cks.
Posted by: Lord Acton

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"sexting scandal"

They're talking about the case where normal cops couldn't view the phone, right?

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - women are taught to need marriage without needing to be wives at December 10, 2024 04:16 PM (cSyHV)

291 I see Tulsi is being trashed by usual "sources" who are intellectually vacuous and venal.

The idea Tulsi somehow isn't well prepared and, by implication, not very bright, is ludicrous on its face.

I'm sure the DUmmies will all be repeating the company line about Ms. Gabbard.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 10, 2024 04:16 PM (tT6L1)

292 *Faceflipper*

Posted by: Great A'Tuin at December 10, 2024 04:16 PM (m/jDo)

293 Luigi comes from a family with money, seemed successful in life (but probably a libtard) but had some major back problems. Had some surgery, started complaining about stuff online, then apparently disappeared from his family and friends.

Not sure his back problems were related to the insurance complaints ... seems likely.
Posted by: illiniwek at December 10, 2024 04:13 PM (Cus5s)

The injury probably came from his surfing injury or his bad doctor. He should have shot his surfboard first.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2024 04:17 PM (n7h9X)

294 Fell over for no reason?

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At least Kamala has a reason when she falls over.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 10, 2024 04:16 PM (L/fGl)

Stinking drunk?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 10, 2024 04:17 PM (VNX3d)

295 “Her interviews have not been going well,” one GOP senator said of Gabbard, speaking on condition of anonymity.
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Did this Senator happen to have a certain Southern gentleman accent, the kind that, to Northerners not used to hearing it, sounds kinda gay?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 10, 2024 04:17 PM (9AdWJ)

296 Instead he demonstrated how an ignorant asshole commits a sloppy amateurish murder and guarantees his dumb ass a life in prison.

Yeah it cracked me up reading about it being a "professional hit." It read like some random nobody's attack, like the gunfight in Get Shorty. Shot four times in the torso and one in the foot.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2024 04:17 PM (RsS92)

297 Hit his head?

Well, at least he missed any vital organs.

Posted by: Fritzy at December 10, 2024 04:17 PM (LM1wn)

298 A federal product liability lawsuit filed in Texas accuses Google-backed AI chatbot company Character.AI of exposing minors to inappropriate sexual content and encouraging self-harm and violence. In one startling example, the lawsuit alleges a chatbot suggested a teen kill their parents when the user complained about screen time rules.

NPR reports that Character.AI, a Google-backed artificial intelligence company, is facing a federal product liability lawsuit alleging that its chatbots exposed minors to inappropriate content and encouraged self-harm and violence. The suit, filed by the parents of two young Texas users, claims that the AI-powered companion chatbots, which can converse through text or voice chats using seemingly human-like personalities, caused significant harm to their children.

Posted by: SMOD at December 10, 2024 04:18 PM (RHGPo)

299 271 Luigi comes from a family with money, seemed successful in life (but probably a libtard) but had some major back problems. Had some surgery, started complaining about stuff online, then apparently disappeared from his family and friends.

Not sure his back problems were related to the insurance complaints ... seems likely.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 10, 2024 04:13 PM (Cus5s)

A DailyMail article earlier today reported he can't have sex due to the back injury and the subsequent surgery that emplaced 4 long screws in his vertebrae.

Posted by: Gref at December 10, 2024 04:18 PM (aBgBM)

300 Luigi is going to be used like prison soap.
He'll be traded more than cigarettes.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at December 10, 2024 04:18 PM (elaR+)

301 I find it hard to believe that Gabbard, herself once a Congresswoman, is in any way unprepared for anything. Those badmouthing her, can go fk right off. Where were they during the last 4 years, while the country was burned to he ground ? Collecting checks, growing their lazy asses. This smear sounds like it is coming from Graham, but I have no facts.

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2024 04:18 PM (QTCRF)

302
Pretty neat for the FBI to allow this one. Wonder why that is?

Luigi isn't one of their known wolves.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2024 04:18 PM (oZhjI)

303 "The idea Tulsi somehow isn't well prepared and, by implication, not very bright, is ludicrous on its face."

Though not unpleasant to look at I was more impressed by Tulsi listening to her on a couple podcasts than in anything I've seen her in on video. Sort of an inverse Nixon-Kennedy effect: you appreciate her intellect even more when you don't have the visual.

Posted by: Zek at December 10, 2024 04:19 PM (5FPX4)

304 Fell over for no reason?

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at December 10, 2024 04:10 PM (elaR+)
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Don't they know about gravity?
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And global warming?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 10, 2024 04:20 PM (L/fGl)

305 302
Pretty neat for the FBI to allow this one. Wonder why that is?

Luigi isn't one of their known wolves.
Posted by: 18-1

He's one of ours - CIA

Posted by: MK Ultra Program at December 10, 2024 04:20 PM (/U5Yz)

306 This smear sounds like it is coming from Graham, but I have no facts.
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So, yes on the accent then? (@295)

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 10, 2024 04:20 PM (9AdWJ)

307 Nobody knows anything about this guy.

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Didn't I hear that we got his manifesto, his twitter info, his school and work info, etc?

Pretty neat for the FBI to allow this one. Wonder why that is?
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - women are taught to need marriage without needing to be wives at December 10, 2024 04:15 PM (cSyHV)

Antifa is a CIA op. He sounds more like one of theirs. Useless scion of one of the 'elites' prone to violence.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2024 04:20 PM (n7h9X)

308
The idea Tulsi somehow isn't well prepared and, by implication, not very bright, is ludicrous on its face.

I'm sure the DUmmies will all be repeating the company line about Ms. Gabbard.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 10, 2024 04:16 PM (tT6L1)
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Has anybody seen anybody less ready to take up the job of Secretary of Transportation than Mayor What-Me-Worry?!!!

This is more gaslighting.

I deplore these people.

Posted by: Axeman at December 10, 2024 04:20 PM (krQz2)

309 ultimately the fault lies with Kentucky primary voters who keep choosing Mitch

running on a "my opponent is old af" message risks angering senior voters

Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at December 10, 2024 04:20 PM (V6W16)

310 A DailyMail article earlier today reported he can't have sex due to the back injury and the subsequent surgery that emplaced 4 long screws in his vertebrae.

Posted by: Gref at December 10, 2024 04:18 PM (aBgBM)

Bubba: Oh, we'll see about that.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 10, 2024 04:20 PM (lY7lF)

311 Gabbard has put her ass on the line for Trump and his movement ( notice I did NOT say the Republican Party). She’s a hard ass with a lot of grit, and I expect she will be fine unless the GoPers go wobbly.

Posted by: tubal at December 10, 2024 04:20 PM (PCK5/)

312 So, yes on the accent then? (@295)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 10, 2024 04:20 PM (9AdWJ)

lol! I am glad it is obvious.

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2024 04:21 PM (QTCRF)

313 I am awful for wondering if maybe he hit his head hard enough, he'd be like Fetterman and start making a little bit of sense once in a while?

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at December 10, 2024 04:21 PM (QdGJh)

314 I am almost 70 and doing just fine. McTurtle is 82.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at December 10, 2024 04:21 PM (+H2BX)

315 "Gabbard has put her ass on the line for Trump and his movement ( notice I did NOT say the Republican Party). She’s a hard ass with a lot of grit, and I expect she will be fine unless the GoPers go wobbly."

You said "ass" twice....

Posted by: Hedley Lamar at December 10, 2024 04:21 PM (5FPX4)

316 McYertle..

Posted by: tubal at December 10, 2024 04:22 PM (PCK5/)

317 Though not unpleasant to look at I was more impressed by Tulsi listening to her on a couple podcasts than in anything I've seen her in on video. Sort of an inverse Nixon-Kennedy effect: you appreciate her intellect even more when you don't have the visual.
Posted by: Zek at December 10, 2024 04:19 PM (5FPX4)
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She's not prepared.

She has to prepare for the job by selling out.

That's how you prepare for a DC job.

Posted by: Axeman at December 10, 2024 04:22 PM (krQz2)

318 Representative Robert Garcia (D-CA) claimed Tuesday on MSNBC’s “Morning Joe” that President-elect Donald Trump’s immigration policies were “out of step” with what “most Americans” want.

Posted by: SMOD at December 10, 2024 04:22 PM (RHGPo)

319 Instead he demonstrated how an ignorant asshole commits a sloppy amateurish murder and guarantees his dumb ass a life in prison.

Yeah it cracked me up reading about it being a "professional hit." It read like some random nobody's attack, like the gunfight in Get Shorty. Shot four times in the torso and one in the foot.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

NY has more cameras per square foot than I think anywhere in the U.S.
Not a good place to try and whack someone if you want to get away with it.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at December 10, 2024 04:22 PM (elaR+)

320
Didn't Mitch McConnell & Taylor Lorenz date in high school?

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 10, 2024 04:22 PM (+oR7L)

321 McYertle..
Posted by: tubal at December 10, 2024 04:22 PM (PCK5/)
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With the same motivation.

Posted by: Axeman at December 10, 2024 04:22 PM (krQz2)

322 So how big will the contract be that is let (no bid of course) to fix the floor?

Posted by: Diogenes at December 10, 2024 04:23 PM (W/lyH)

323 The injury probably came from his surfing injury or his bad doctor. He should have shot his surfboard first.
Posted by: Oldcat

Or himself. He seemed fully capable of stalking the CEO.

Every time someone says he's cute! he's sexy! I picture the photo of him standing in front of the toilet after he was arrested. He'd peed himself.

Posted by: friends in low places at December 10, 2024 04:23 PM (WD60c)

324 A DailyMail article earlier today reported he can't have sex due to the back injury and the subsequent surgery that emplaced 4 long screws in his vertebrae.
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Daily Mail Online @MailOnline 7h
Luigi Mangione was unable to have sex because of severe back injury, former roommate says trib.al/y7Vt6Xu

Catturd ™ @catturd2 6h
Trying to have sex using your back instead of your ding dong never works.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 10, 2024 04:23 PM (hovnC)

325 Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said on Tuesday that Israel is destroying what is left of the Syrian military just as the British destroyed the fleet of the defeated Vichy regime in France so the Nazis could not use it.

Posted by: SMOD at December 10, 2024 04:23 PM (RHGPo)

326 Didn't Mitch McConnell & Taylor Lorenz date in high school?
Posted by: Frank Barone at December 10, 2024 04:22 PM (+oR7L)

Keith Richards played at their prom.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 10, 2024 04:23 PM (VNX3d)

327 Tim Pool on X said there are two fake manifestos being circulated online ...

Posted by: illiniwek at December 10, 2024 04:24 PM (Cus5s)

328 The day that Tulsi says "Okay, what kind of dirt do you want on Trump?" it's amazing at how that will prepare her for a DC job. (No, not that kind.)

Posted by: Axeman at December 10, 2024 04:24 PM (krQz2)

329 McConnell and Lorenz are from different Epochs.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 10, 2024 04:24 PM (FPqKB)

330 The best thing about Bashar al-Assad is that he knew how to use a razor

Posted by: SMOD at December 10, 2024 04:24 PM (RHGPo)

331 Didn't Mitch McConnell & Taylor Lorenz date in high school?
Posted by: Frank Barone at December 10, 2024 04:22 PM (+oR7L)

Keith Richards played at their prom.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 10, 2024 04:23 PM (VNX3d)
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She took a risk, dating an underclassman.

Which is probably why that relationship didn't advance.

Posted by: Axeman at December 10, 2024 04:25 PM (krQz2)

332 329 McConnell and Lorenz are from different Epochs.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 10, 2024 04:24 PM (FPqKB)

Yes…Cambrian and Silurian…

Posted by: tubal at December 10, 2024 04:25 PM (PCK5/)

333 Mick Jagger is 81 and you don't see him blinking out.

Posted by: pudinhead at December 10, 2024 04:25 PM (jFCkp)

334 Haitian warlord Monel Felix was advised by his voodoo priest that elderly people had cast spells that caused his son to fall ill. His minions promptly murdered 180 people over age 60.

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Monel Felix for Senate Majority Leader!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 10, 2024 04:25 PM (HT1z3)

335 Someone stole hundreds of deadly, active virus samples from a Queensland lab. 323 vials including hantavirus, lyssavirus, and hendra virus are missing.

http://tiny.cc/qzo0001

Posted by: bonhomme at December 10, 2024 04:25 PM (Odg76)

336 Luigi Mangione was unable to have sex because of severe back injury

I am unable to have sex because I am not married. Tough it out buttercup

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2024 04:25 PM (RsS92)

337 State Department Scrambles To Scuttle $100M Censorship Network Before Trump Takes Office

Except they're just 'realigning' it...

Posted by: SMOD at December 10, 2024 04:26 PM (RHGPo)

338 Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said on Tuesday that Israel is destroying what is left of the Syrian military just as the British destroyed the fleet of the defeated Vichy regime in France so the Nazis could not use it.
Posted by: SMOD at December 10, 2024 04:23 PM (RHGPo)

Brits also invaded Syria in WWII and took it away from the French. pretty slick to remind everyone French were Nazi collaborators and the Brits stabbed them in the back twice.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2024 04:26 PM (n7h9X)

339 I guess a policy of "let's not blow up the world for shits n giggles" is too out-of-the-box for the GOPe.

Posted by: Zek at December 10, 2024 04:26 PM (5FPX4)

340 > Didn't Mitch McConnell & Taylor Lorenz date in high school?
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Mz. Lorenz is getting smoked on the socials for her glib response to the United Health Care CEO's murder. Seems not everyone is a mentally challenged retard like her.

Probably too early to claim she'll pay "a price" this go-around, but it's looking thusly.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 10, 2024 04:26 PM (Q4IgG)

341 Elon Musk: "We Should Unwind" The NGO Industry

"Americans deserve transparency..."

Posted by: SMOD at December 10, 2024 04:26 PM (RHGPo)

342 336 Luigi Mangione was unable to have sex because of severe back injury

I am unable to have sex because I am not married. Tough it out buttercup
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2024 04:25 PM (RsS92)

“ not” married?? Huh.. seems counter intuitive.

Posted by: tubal at December 10, 2024 04:27 PM (PCK5/)

343 Where was Joe Scarborough ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 10, 2024 04:27 PM (NtVYv)

344 Eighty-Two (82)

Posted by: Sharkman at December 10, 2024 04:27 PM (7izgm)

345 “ not” married?? Huh.. seems counter intuitive.

Posted by: tubal at December 10, 2024 04:27 PM (PCK5/)

So true

Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at December 10, 2024 04:27 PM (DJ7uY)

346 > Pretty neat for the FBI to allow this one. Wonder why that is?

I heard he has a bunch of document dumps set on a timer. Maybe they are leaving things up so they can see what data arrives and from what sources?

Posted by: bonhomme at December 10, 2024 04:27 PM (Odg76)

347 335 Someone stole hundreds of deadly, active virus samples from a Queensland lab. 323 vials including hantavirus, lyssavirus, and hendra virus are missing.

http://tiny.cc/qzo0001
Posted by: bonhomme at December 10, 2024 04:25 PM (Odg76)

Somebody needs to check Peter Hotez's garage fridge.

Posted by: Emmie at December 10, 2024 04:27 PM (Sf2cq)

348 Elon Musk: "We Should Unwind" The NGO Industry

"Americans deserve transparency..."
Posted by: SMOD at December 10, 2024 04:26 PM (RHGPo)

Americans deserve to keep the money they earned.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 10, 2024 04:28 PM (VNX3d)

349 Didn't Mitch McConnell & Taylor Lorenz open for Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart at the Trocadero ?

Posted by: SMOD at December 10, 2024 04:28 PM (RHGPo)

350 "Elon Musk: "We Should Unwind" The NGO Industry"

I'm probably the 1,000,000th person to observe this, but nothing says classical fascism like a "public private partnership."

Posted by: Zek at December 10, 2024 04:28 PM (5FPX4)

351 Tim Pool on X said there are two fake manifestos being circulated online ...

Posted by: illiniwek at December 10, 2024 04:24 PM (Cus5s)

Someone needs to start a service to produce false manifestos that make these retards look even more clownish and foolish to remove that motivation.

You shot that guy because you like jerking it in your own feces.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 10, 2024 04:28 PM (lY7lF)

352 Fell over for no reason?
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale
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Don't they know about gravity?
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And global warming?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Was he on Guam at the time?
- Hank Johnson

Posted by: BifBewalski at December 10, 2024 04:28 PM (MsrgL)

353 >>Catturd ™ @catturd2 6h
Trying to have sex using your back instead of your ding dong never works.

Fuck with your Legs NOT your Back!

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2024 04:28 PM (vGiQ3)

354 Except they're just 'realigning' it...
Posted by: SMOD at December 10, 2024 04:26 PM (RHGPo)
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Going to take it "private"...except for the part that the NSA rank and file will boss around under cover.

Posted by: Axeman at December 10, 2024 04:28 PM (krQz2)

355 Didn't Mitch McConnell & Taylor Lorenz date in high school?
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Mz. Lorenz is getting smoked on the socials for her glib response to the United Health Care CEO's murder. Seems not everyone is a mentally challenged retard like her.

Probably too early to claim she'll pay "a price" this go-around, but it's looking thusly.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 10, 2024 04:26 PM (Q4IgG)

You spelled "honest" wrong in the first sentence. it doesn't have a G L I or B in it.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2024 04:28 PM (n7h9X)

356 Just a thought on the "extremely bright" Luigi. A smart guy would have brought a weapon that works. A smart guy would have used a revolver. A smart guy wouldn't have exposed his stupid puss to cameras all over town. A smart guy would do the deed in 3 seconds, 4 shots to the vitals and left without even breaking stride. The stupid "silencer" afforded him exactly what? Was there a question about what was going on? A smart guy would not write up a confession for the cops to find stuck between his ass cheeks. A smart guy would have a safe house to get to within 1 minute to get out of sight, ditch the weapon and clothes. And this all took about 30 seconds for me to think up and type, with no forethought or experience.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 10, 2024 04:28 PM (pohLc)

357 Depends.

Posted by: Stinky Joe at December 10, 2024 04:29 PM (DobEs)

358 Liz Cheney Threatens Donald Trump's DOJ With 'Sanctions' If They Investigate Her

Liz Cheney threatened Donald Trump's incoming Department of Justice on Monday, claiming that any move to investigate the now-defunct January 6th committee would be "sanctionable conduct."

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she is longer part of government, ergo, she is full of horseshit

Posted by: Don Black bounces back at December 10, 2024 04:29 PM (/7KEl)

359 Every time someone says he's cute! he's sexy! I picture the photo of him standing in front of the toilet after he was arrested. He'd peed himself.
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Breaking911 @Breaking911 17h
BREAKING: New York prosecutors file murder charge against suspect Luigi Mangione in UnitedHealthcare CEO killing.

It appears the coward PISSED HIS PANTS while being booked into jail. 👀
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I think either doing it for insanity defence or as an act of defiance like 'piss on you'.
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BTW, the tweet's been deleted so maybe it was a Photoshop???

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 10, 2024 04:29 PM (hovnC)

360 I am unable to have sex because I am not married. Tough it out buttercup
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2024 04:25 PM (RsS92)

Married guys: lolcry

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 10, 2024 04:29 PM (lY7lF)

361 I guess a policy of "let's not blow up the world for shits n giggles" is too out-of-the-box for the GOPe.

Posted by: Zek at December 10, 2024 04:26 PM (5FPX4)
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Sadly, Tulsi is unprepared to blow up the world.

Posted by: Axeman at December 10, 2024 04:30 PM (krQz2)

362 Tim Pool on X said there are two fake manifestos being circulated online ...

Posted by: illiniwek at December 10, 2024 04:24 PM (Cus5s)

Someone needs to start a service to produce false manifestos that make these retards look even more clownish and foolish to remove that motivation.

You shot that guy because you like jerking it in your own feces.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 10, 2024 04:28 PM (lY7lF)

You might have hit on a useful purpose for ChatGPT.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 10, 2024 04:30 PM (VNX3d)

363 Tim Pool on X said there are two fake manifestos being circulated online ...

Posted by: illiniwek at December 10, 2024 04:24 PM (Cus5s)

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You can tell the one written by ChatBot AI because it keeps referring to Ted Kaczynski as a black tranny known as the UnaCharmer.

Posted by: ShainS -- Deus Ex Muskina [h/t Mike Benz] at December 10, 2024 04:30 PM (b/zYr)

364 "Elon Musk: "We Should Unwind" The NGO Industry"

... why not extend unwinding to the "non-profit sector"

Posted by: SMOD at December 10, 2024 04:30 PM (RHGPo)

365 A pro would have had their face covered, dropped the unregistered gun at the site, not bothered with a suppressor, and would have been in another country by sundown.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2024 04:30 PM (RsS92)

366 Old Luigi best be stretching his butthole, as it is likely to become multifunctional in the slammer.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 10, 2024 04:08 PM (pohLc)

You know, I always felt it best to leave the homosexual rape fantasies to the left, since it is their preferred lifestyle

Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2024 04:30 PM (D7oie)

367 >>> Not sure his back problems were related to the insurance complaints ... seems likely.

It's possible they are.

But I will point out, how quickly the media will turn on ANY trans person who regrets their gender affirming surgeries and tried to shoot up their surgeon on the street, for justice. And I suspect we might see that sooner than later.

Posted by: LizLem at December 10, 2024 04:30 PM (Eng1Z)

368 IIRC the numbers say married people actually do have more sex on average than non-married.

But there are plenty of married people not having sex too...

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2024 04:31 PM (oZhjI)

369 Tim Pool on X said there are two fake manifestos being circulated online ...

Posted by: illiniwek at December 10, 2024 04:24 PM (Cus5s)

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The real one is probably in crayon

Posted by: SMOD at December 10, 2024 04:31 PM (RHGPo)

370 How do people have all these kids if there's no sex in marriage? Must be some kind of miracle LOL

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2024 04:31 PM (RsS92)

371 Fuck with your Legs NOT your Back!

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2024 04:28 PM (vGiQ3)

Never skipping leg day again.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 10, 2024 04:32 PM (lY7lF)

372 >> "Elon Musk: "We Should Unwind" The NGO Industry"

5 Year Sunset on ANY Charitable Organization.

You want another 5 years, you get an audit to see how much Charity you have accomplished.

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2024 04:32 PM (vGiQ3)

373 Liz Cheney Threatens Donald Trump's DOJ With 'Sanctions' If They Investigate Her

Liz Cheney threatened Donald Trump's incoming Department of Justice on Monday, claiming that any move to investigate the now-defunct January 6th committee would be "sanctionable conduct."

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LOL. Threats against the Top Cop/Prosecutor of the USA.

Yes, those are executive functions of government. Yes, the president is vested with ALL executive power and the executive branch is there to help him--not run it, sewer rats.

Posted by: Axeman at December 10, 2024 04:32 PM (krQz2)

374 He's 82, so yeah, it's pretty normal.

Posted by: bbmoe at December 10, 2024 04:32 PM (6Nr2g)

375 Old Luigi best be stretching his butthole, as it is likely to become multifunctional in the slammer.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 10, 2024 04:08 PM (pohLc)

You know, I always felt it best to leave the homosexual rape fantasies to the left, since it is their preferred lifestyle
Posted by: Kindltot

That's not a fantasy. That is a given. He's too pretty and he isn't from the streets.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 10, 2024 04:33 PM (xjJnc)

376 Fuck with your Legs NOT your Back!

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2024 04:28 PM (vGiQ3)

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So you don't "put your back into it"?

Posted by: Axeman at December 10, 2024 04:33 PM (krQz2)

377 Liz Cheney's entire life needs to put under a microscope and published.

Expose all the corruption.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 10, 2024 04:33 PM (FPqKB)

378 I wonder if the Tortoise has a MediLert lanyard around his neck?

Posted by: tubal at December 10, 2024 04:33 PM (PCK5/)

379 Been a few articles I have read how Leftists make crap up then use it to shoot down conservatives for postings

Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2024 04:33 PM (fwDg9)

380 IIRC the numbers say married people actually do have more sex on average than non-married.

But there are plenty of married people not having sex too...
Posted by: 18-1

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That cake joke and penny in the jar observation just caught on by accident.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - women are taught to need marriage without needing to be wives at December 10, 2024 04:34 PM (cSyHV)

381 So now it's a nookie thread...

Posted by: Gorney High at December 10, 2024 04:34 PM (DobEs)

382 Luigi Mangione was unable to have sex because of severe back injury, former roommate says

I'm going to say, nah, you figure something out.

Posted by: t-bird at December 10, 2024 04:34 PM (iDNwP)

383 What the hell can out-of-Congress Liz Cheney do to "sanction" the POTUS?!

Can somebody top this hallucination of power?

Posted by: Axeman at December 10, 2024 04:34 PM (krQz2)

384 145 We need a way to medically retire these demented incompetents.
Posted by: jimmymcnulty at December 10, 2024 03:55 PM (SHIyI)

———

I suggest killing their first born after 12 years of the Senator’s service but I suspect that would not be enough incentive.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 10, 2024 04:34 PM (9ypnH)

385 >> "Elon Musk: "We Should Unwind" The NGO Industry"

5 Year Sunset on ANY Charitable Organization.

You want another 5 years, you get an audit to see how much Charity you have accomplished.
Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2024 04:32 PM (vGiQ3)
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Or, instead of creating a whole new agency for auditing charities and NGO's, we just end tax deductions for charitable giving.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 10, 2024 04:35 PM (hx+uZ)

386 Did you guys notice how fast the hostage negotiations are proceeding ? Makes one think Biden's people prevented it. Promised palis that if they hold the hostages longer, Israel will make concessions on many things including statehood for these terrorists, and then financed motivated the hostage support groups to put pressure on Bibi. Now that it's going away, presto - they are willing to move fast.

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2024 04:35 PM (QTCRF)

387 Sucks, but McConnell needs to stay in the senate.
Just feed him peas and shove him in the corner till 2028.

Agreed!
When votes come up the Green for yes, Red for no Captain Christopher Pike wheelchair will work just fine.

Posted by: SONNY WORTZIK at December 10, 2024 04:35 PM (wDLi3)

388 Nobody knows anything about this guy.

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Didn't I hear that we got his manifesto, his twitter info, his school and work info, etc?

Pretty neat for the FBI to allow this one. Wonder why that is?
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - women are taught to need marriage without needing to be wives at December 10, 2024 04:15 PM (cSyHV)

Antifa is a CIA op. He sounds more like one of theirs. Useless scion of one of the 'elites' prone to violence.
Posted by: Oldcat

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I'm leaning that way, too. It would explain the confidence, too. He wasn't worried about a single thing.

Well, maybe that he forgot his MAGA hat and nazi flag. But not about any consequences of the shooting.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - women are taught to need marriage without needing to be wives at December 10, 2024 04:35 PM (cSyHV)

389 The new friends Luigi will make in federal prison will help him figure out that sex thing.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 10, 2024 04:35 PM (pohLc)

390 Liz Cheney threatened Donald Trump's incoming Department of Justice on Monday, claiming that any move to investigate the now-defunct January 6th committee would be "sanctionable conduct."

Liz, we also sanction that conduct! Good to have you on board.

Posted by: t-bird at December 10, 2024 04:36 PM (iDNwP)

391 What the hell can out-of-Congress Liz Cheney do to "sanction" the POTUS?!

Can somebody top this hallucination of power?
Posted by: Axeman at December 10, 2024 04:34 PM (krQz2)

well she has all this influence with the Dems now that she swept Kamala to a landslide victory....no, wait.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2024 04:36 PM (n7h9X)

392 So now it's a nookie thread...
Posted by: Gorney High at December 10, 2024 04:34 PM (DobEs)
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It's all about it.

Posted by: Limp Bizkit at December 10, 2024 04:36 PM (krQz2)

393 Earlier reports are wrong; Cocaine Mitch was just snorting a line on the floor. Nothing to see here, move along.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at December 10, 2024 04:36 PM (Da7Vv)

394 The new friends Luigi will make in federal prison will help him figure out that sex thing.

Attica or Sing Sing is going to be hard on the back.

Posted by: SONNY WORTZIK at December 10, 2024 04:36 PM (wDLi3)

395 When your brains are all whack
And you shoot in the back
That's a murder

Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2024 04:36 PM (LkLld)

396 369 Tim Pool on X said there are two fake manifestos being circulated online ...

Posted by: illiniwek at December 10, 2024 04:24 PM (Cus5s)

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The real one is probably in crayon
Posted by: SMOD at December 10, 2024 04:31 PM (RHGPo)

———

Frankly everyone should have a manifesto. I might start a social media website called manifesto.com. People can post their manifesto and discuss.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 10, 2024 04:37 PM (9ypnH)

397 Or, instead of creating a whole new agency for auditing charities and NGO's, we just end tax deductions for charitable giving.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 10, 2024 04:35 PM (hx+uZ)
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and require university endowments over some size, whatever that is, to spend a much larger portion of their assets than 4%

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 10, 2024 04:37 PM (hx+uZ)

398 minute to get out of sight, ditch the weapon and clothes. And this all took about 30 seconds for me to think up and type, with no forethought or experience.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 10, 2024 04:28 PM (pohLc

Mm... keep going (writing furiously)

Posted by: Bob from NSA at December 10, 2024 04:37 PM (/6GbT)

399 That cake joke and penny in the jar observation just caught on by accident.

The highest point of sex seems to be shortly before marriage, in the average couple it definitely goes down afterwards.

BUT

Non marrieds have a lot less sex then most people think. For every Sandra Fluke there are a bunch of incel/femcel types.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2024 04:37 PM (oZhjI)

400 When your brains are all whack
And you shoot in the back
That's a murder

Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2024 04:36 PM (LkLld)

Nice resurrection.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 10, 2024 04:37 PM (lY7lF)

401 Or, instead of creating a whole new agency for auditing charities and NGO's, we just end tax deductions for charitable giving.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 10, 2024 04:35 PM (hx+uZ)

It's governmental giving supporting most NGOs...middle class and poor folk no longer get charitable deductions...

Posted by: Nova Local at December 10, 2024 04:37 PM (exHjb)

402 That's not a fantasy. That is a given. He's too pretty and he isn't from the streets.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 10, 2024 04:33 PM (xjJnc)

well, then maybe keep the rape-revenge fantasies to yourself. The longer you pretend it is "justice" then the more perverted it sounds.

Oh, hay, let's see a show of hands, who here got to read six months of police reports on sexual assaults?

Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2024 04:38 PM (D7oie)

403 Did you guys notice how fast the hostage negotiations are proceeding ? Makes one think Biden's people prevented it. Promised palis that if they hold the hostages longer, Israel will make concessions on many things including statehood for these terrorists, and then financed motivated the hostage support groups to put pressure on Bibi. Now that it's going away, presto - they are willing to move fast.
Posted by: runner at December 10, 2024 04:35 PM (QTCRF)

Happens whenever terrorists realize a real president is coming into office soon. Remember Carter?

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2024 04:38 PM (n7h9X)

404 Did you guys notice how fast the hostage negotiations are proceeding ? Makes one think Biden's people prevented it.

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2024 04:35 PM (QTCRF)
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My organization just had it's annual town hall.

There was a graph about our EBITA, going down 2021-2024, but the projections went the other way starting 2025 and following.

People in finance know these things.

Posted by: Axeman at December 10, 2024 04:38 PM (krQz2)

405 Some nice parting gifts.

>>@EricLDaugh
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>>4m
>>JUST IN: White House announces $50B loan for Ukraine

Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2024 04:39 PM (LkLld)

406
I work for a non-profit NGO, just to let you know.
Not sayin' I'm better than you are, but... yeah, I am.

Posted by: Auspex at December 10, 2024 04:39 PM (j4U/Z)

407 I'm leaning that way, too. It would explain the confidence, too. He wasn't worried about a single thing.

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Would explain why he kept evidence with him instead of destroying it.

Patsies 'R US is probably the name of a CIA Branch.

Posted by: ShainS -- Deus Ex Muskina [h/t Mike Benz] at December 10, 2024 04:39 PM (b/zYr)

408 Liz is going to get a 10 year pardon, Fauci might get 20 years of pardon

Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2024 04:39 PM (fwDg9)

409 Maybe Luigi was doing meth, or some bad drug, to deal with the pain. Then he left the real world and went on his secret mission? idk ... still no excuses for him.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 10, 2024 04:39 PM (Cus5s)

410 Frankly everyone should have a manifesto. I might start a social media website called manifesto.com. People can post their manifesto and discuss.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 10, 2024 04:37 PM (9ypnH)

You get a manifesto! You get a manifesto!

Posted by: Oprah at December 10, 2024 04:39 PM (lY7lF)

411 She filed rape charges with a dick a Dangling from her speech box.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 10, 2024 04:40 PM (veDtP)

412 Time to cue up Weird Al's "Party at the CIA"???

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 10, 2024 04:40 PM (FPqKB)

413 Happens whenever terrorists realize a real president is coming into office soon. Remember Carter?
Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2024 04:38 PM (n7h9X)

I remember Carter Country, with Victor French as the police chief.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 10, 2024 04:40 PM (VNX3d)

414 There was a graph about our EBITA, going down 2021-2024, but the projections went the other way starting 2025 and following.

People in finance know these things.
Posted by: Axeman at December 10, 2024 04:38 PM (krQz2)

they do

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2024 04:40 PM (QTCRF)

415 Like throwing gold bars off the Titanic

Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2024 04:40 PM (fwDg9)

416 372 >> "Elon Musk: "We Should Unwind" The NGO Industry"

5 Year Sunset on ANY Charitable Organization.

You want another 5 years, you get an audit to see how much Charity you have accomplished.
Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2024 04:32 PM (vGiQ3)

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They should change the name to QGE, quasi governmental entity.

I’d also suggest that anyone who has worked in the government cannot serve on a QGE.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 10, 2024 04:40 PM (9ypnH)

417 no government grants to NGO's.

and those fake lawsuit settlements? When some NGO sues an agency and the agency "settles" the suit and pays the NGO some huge amount, those are prohibited too.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 10, 2024 04:40 PM (hx+uZ)

418 Cecil fall down and go boom.

Cecil needs to retire.

Congress was not meant to be a hospice for the criminally mediocre.

Posted by: sifty boones at December 10, 2024 04:40 PM (+9Jqm)

419 365 A pro would have had their face covered, dropped the unregistered gun at the site, not bothered with a suppressor, and would have been in another country by sundown.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2024 04:30 PM (RsS92)
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Yeah, but we've all run into guys like this one. Privileged, financially set for life, convinced he is the smartest guy in the room, and any slight towards his prince hood is an afront to all decent people anywhere. I'm convinced there is a shoe yet to drop on this one. Has that countdown on YouTube been debunked as someone playing around yet, or is it legit? I doubt he was allowed by the PA police to initiated the video drop before being arrested, and the site went active immediately upon his arrest.

Plus, I saw those photos they posted of the killing. I wouldn't be able to identify the guy from those. The Hostel photos were, also, hard to use in identification. I think there is more than one person involved here...but I can see the NYPD ignoring that for the press on getting this guy. I think he's involved, but perhaps not the actual shooter.

Posted by: Orson at December 10, 2024 04:41 PM (dIske)

420 >>>When your brains are all whack
And you shoot in the back
That's a murder

When your plan fails to please
Cause you craved Mickey D's
That's Luigi

Posted by: LizLem at December 10, 2024 04:41 PM (Eng1Z)

421 "Elon Musk: "We Should Unwind" The NGO Industry"

Was just reading a post about that. The NGO scam started via tax changes slipped into Reagan's tax reform. They now have assets of $14 trillion. That is, they have "privatized" $14 trillion of our money. Well, more than that, because they also paid salaries.

Posted by: t-bird at December 10, 2024 04:41 PM (Ag3aL)

422 Nood. Lived experience.

Posted by: scampydog at December 10, 2024 04:41 PM (2bFN5)

423 417 no government grants to NGO's.

and those fake lawsuit settlements? When some NGO sues an agency and the agency "settles" the suit and pays the NGO some huge amount, those are prohibited too.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 10, 2024 04:40 PM (hx+uZ)

Yes, all settlements should bring an immediate payout to the American taxpayer by check - only way to make sure it's not laundered.

Posted by: Nova Local at December 10, 2024 04:41 PM (exHjb)

424 I don't think you can meticulously plot an assassination and then plead insanity. But this is Clown World, so maybe.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at December 10, 2024 04:41 PM (wBaIH)

425 Elon Musk Gift Set > Jovan Musk Gift Set

Posted by: sifty boones at December 10, 2024 04:41 PM (+9Jqm)

426 nood Mangione

not Chuck

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 10, 2024 04:42 PM (hovnC)

427 Some nice parting gifts.

>>@EricLDaugh
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>>4m
>>JUST IN: White House announces $50B loan for Ukraine

Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2024 04:39 PM (LkLld)

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Unexpectedly.

In unrelated news, The Biden Crime Family's net worth just spiked by another $500 million ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Deus Ex Muskina [h/t Mike Benz] at December 10, 2024 04:42 PM (b/zYr)

428 >>When your plan fails to please
Cause you craved Mickey D's
That's Luigi

Ha.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2024 04:42 PM (LkLld)

429 Privileged, financially set for life, convinced he is the smartest guy in the room,

Leopold and Loeb have entered the Chat

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 10, 2024 04:43 PM (FPqKB)

430 Frankly everyone should have a manifesto. I might start a social media website called manifesto.com. People can post their manifesto and discuss.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 10, 2024 04:37 PM (9ypnH)

1. Be excellent to each other.
2. Party on, dudes!

Easy-peasy

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 10, 2024 04:44 PM (LxER7)

431 Frankly everyone should have a manifesto. I might start a social media website called manifesto.com. People can post their manifesto and discuss.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken

(Masterbating furiously)

Posted by: Bob at the NSA at December 10, 2024 04:44 PM (elaR+)

432 BUT

Non marrieds have a lot less sex then most people think. For every Sandra Fluke there are a bunch of incel/femcel types.
Posted by: 18-1
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Female incels can't exist. It's impossible.

And that's an interesting point you make, and it would be interesting to see the full details.

Women aren't having less sex. Only men. Which means... Those numbers are out there, btw, but I don't remember the exacts. Something like 70% of women are in relationships but only 30% of men are in relationship. Which means...

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - women are taught to need marriage without needing to be wives at December 10, 2024 04:44 PM (cSyHV)

433 Women aren't having less sex. Only men. Which means... Those numbers are out there, btw, but I don't remember the exacts. Something like 70% of women are in relationships but only 30% of men are in relationship. Which means...
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - women are taught to need marriage without needing to be wives at December 10, 2024 04:44 PM (cSyHV)

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Getting banged by a tinder chad once a week isn’t a relationship.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 10, 2024 04:48 PM (9ypnH)

434 Women aren't having less sex. Only men. Which means... Those numbers are out there, btw, but I don't remember the exacts. Something like 70% of women are in relationships but only 30% of men are in relationship. Which means...
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - women are taught to need marriage without needing to be wives at December 10, 2024 04:44 PM (cSyHV)

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Getting banged by a tinder chad once a week isn’t a relationship.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken

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Not for a woman. That's why they're meaningless and destructive for women.

But it's still human contact.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - women are taught to need marriage without needing to be wives at December 10, 2024 04:52 PM (cSyHV)

435 Women aren't having less sex. Only men. Which means... Those numbers are out there, btw, but I don't remember the exacts. Something like 70% of women are in relationships but only 30% of men are in relationship. Which means...
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - women are taught to need marriage without needing to be wives at December 10, 2024 04:44 PM (cSyHV)

Not as many women are in relationships as in the past because modern women are willing to share the 'high quality' men they want. They call it a situationship or 'its complicated' but the reality is that they are chasing men who have options and don't want them.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2024 04:56 PM (n7h9X)

436 Has Congress passed any spending bills recently?

Posted by: torabora at December 10, 2024 05:04 PM (b6sYu)

437 Going out on a limb - this is not the first time Mcconell has fallen and hit his head.

Posted by: El Mariachi at December 10, 2024 05:07 PM (nLFEI)

438 People in their 80s should be banned from congress.

Posted by: El Mariachi at December 10, 2024 05:08 PM (nLFEI)

439 Female incels can't exist. It's impossible.

It was a female blogger in Canada that originally penned the term "incel" for herself and others like her, mostly female.

She was involuntarily celebrate due to her appearance, social status, etc. and called herself an incel.

Posted by: friends in low places at December 10, 2024 05:09 PM (WD60c)

440 lol, she was involuntarily celibate.

Posted by: friends in low places at December 10, 2024 05:11 PM (WD60c)

441 Latest on the Health Care killer:

Rich, smart, and entitled. He fell while hiking and broke his back. Surgery failed to correct all his problems, including pain and sexual dysfunction. So, he turned to hallucinogens. During his drug induced days he began to blame the health care system for his predicament, even though he was afforded the best health care money could buy.

Guy was nuts, basically.

Posted by: El Mariachi at December 10, 2024 05:13 PM (nLFEI)

442 It's governmental giving supporting most NGOs...middle class and poor folk no longer get charitable deductions...
Posted by: Nova Local at December 10, 2024 04:37 PM (exHjb)

Get governments out of the charity business. This is the "million points of light" bullshit.

If the government is giving you money, you are no longer a charity, you are an arm of the government.

Posted by: El Mariachi at December 10, 2024 05:15 PM (nLFEI)

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