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Kerry Picket: Wray Wants to Avoid Being Fired by Trump, Plans to Resign Before the Inauguration

The cowardly criminal wants that last flight on the FBI's private airline back to his home in New York.

FBI Director Christopher A. Wray plans to resign on or before Inauguration Day, The Washington Times has learned.

Mr. Wray is calling it quits because he doesn't want to get fired by President-elect Donald Trump, according to sources inside the bureau who are familiar with the director's thinking.

"He's going to be gone at the inauguration. On or before the inauguration," a source said.

The Deputy Director, Paul Abbate, had planned to stay on and appoint an acting director of the FBI until Trump's nominee was confirmed.

However, Grassley just published a blistering letter stating he has no confidence in Wray, and no confidence in Abbate, and Abbate should resign too.

Apparently Abbate is planning to resign.

Mr. Grassley's letter changed Mr. Abbate's plans, and he is now looking for an alternate acting deputy director to appoint.

Former chairman of the House Permanent Select Committee on Intelligence and RussiaGate Hoax Debunker Devin Nunes says he's worked with Kash Patel and thinks Patel is the right pick for cleaning up the FBI.


President-elect Trump's nomination of Kash Patel as FBI director has sparked a frenzy of outrage from the fake news media. I'm sure none of this surprises Kash, who has faced it all before.

Fake news outlets don't typically attack congressional staffers by name, but years ago they made an exception for Kash. At the time, he was my lead staff investigator on the House Intelligence Committee as we examined allegations that President Trump had colluded with Russia to hack the 2016 presidential election.

We quickly began uncovering evidence that the entire Russia collusion narrative was a hoax funded by the Democratic Party and the Hillary Clinton campaign and weaponized by our own intelligence and law enforcement agencies. Shockingly, the abuses included the Department of Justice and FBI providing false information to a secret court to get a warrant to spy on Trump campaign associate Carter Page.

Back then, Kash was an outstanding sleuth and a bulldog investigator who drew on his own experience as a DOJ prosecutor to figure out what misdeeds these corrupt officials were committing. To get the evidence, we had to overcome their ceaseless stonewalling, over-classification of documents, and countless other tricks and maneuvers they employed to bury the truth.

Fake news reporters and "resistance" bureaucrats understood the evidence we found undermined their hoax narrative, so they launched an all-out jihad against Kash, with anonymous sources accusing him of committing every conceivable atrocity known to man.

The attacks on Kash went beyond these information warfare operations--in a face-to-face meeting with us, top DOJ officials, who apparently didn't appreciate their dirty laundry being aired, threatened to subpoena Kash's communications. What we only found out years later was that they had already seized Kash's emails, along with those of other congressional staffers investigating the collusion hoax, including staffers for Sen. Chuck Grassley, R-Iowa.

So the DOJ and FBI spied on Kash Patel because he was rolling up their crime network.

I'm sure he won't take that personally or anything, though.


In sum, the DOJ secretly spied on their own constitutionally mandated overseers to find out what we knew and how we knew it.

You can imagine how intimidating it would be for a staffer to be directly threatened by top-level Department of Justice officials. But Kash could not be bullied. He was fearless, methodical, and intelligent, and ultimately played a decisive role in exposing the most consequential and damaging hoax in American history.

...

Kash understands surveillance abuses and intimidation tactics because he experienced them himself -- and he never backed down.

If you want an FBI director who will go along to get along, you're better off with someone else. If you want a director who will follow the Constitution and transform the bureau into an impartial, trustworthy law enforcement agency that zealously goes after criminals instead of political targets, then Kash is, bar none, the right man for the job.

Amy Klobochar is fighting for some extraconstitutional power to insist that the criminal Wray remain in is position as boss of the FBI crime family. Ron DeSantis says that's not how it works.

I heard Trump will be attending the Army-Navy game with DeSantis this weekend. People speculated he might be looking to ask DeSantis to step in for Hegseth at DOD, but Trump restated his support for Hegseth and Joni Ernst has been rocked back on her adulterous heels by the right posting one damning video after another of her supporting BLM, voting for Biden's cabinet appointees, praising trannies in the military and women in combat, etc. So Hegseth looks less shaky today than he did a week ago.

I don't know if Trump would offer DeSantis a position and I'm not sure that DeSantis would want to take it. I don't think there are any major positions left to offer, except something like Director of the CIA or something like that.

Posted by: Ace at 02:27 PM




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1 hi

Posted by: Ciampino - arms to Syria/ISIS at December 10, 2024 02:27 PM (i0xsb)

2 Well, bye then.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 10, 2024 02:27 PM (u73oe)

3 You can't fire me! I quit!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson work phone at December 10, 2024 02:27 PM (HsOwE)

4 However, Grassley just published a blistering letter stating he has no confidence in Wray, and no confidence in Abbate, and Abbate should resign too.

Apparently Abbate is planning to resign.

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"See! The extra exclamation marks worked!"
-Grassley

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 10, 2024 02:28 PM (cD1dp)

5 I keep reading Kerry Pickett as Kelly Pickler... disappointed again.

Posted by: Mishdog at December 10, 2024 02:28 PM (aagl6)

6 He needs to be brought up on charges, not simply fired.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at December 10, 2024 02:29 PM (N1DT3)

7 'So Hegseth looks less shaky today than he did a week ago.'

But Ernst looks no less skanky.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson work phone at December 10, 2024 02:29 PM (HsOwE)

8 DeSantis should stay where he is. He's doing a fine job in Florida.

Posted by: huerfano at December 10, 2024 02:29 PM (DKIGo)

9 without wray who will defend us from russian trolls posting stuff on fackbook?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 10, 2024 02:29 PM (CWTWj)

10 My phone did not have 'skanky' in its dictionary. Kids today.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson work phone at December 10, 2024 02:29 PM (HsOwE)

11 I think DeSantis is happy to stay on as FL Governor for 2 more years - it's a job he likes, and he's good at it. After that who knows.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2024 02:29 PM (wyMQY)

12 8 DeSantis should stay where he is. He's doing a fine job in Florida.
Posted by: huerfano at December 10, 2024 02:29 PM (DKIGo)

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The thing is that he's term-limited and his term ends in 2026. What does he do afterwards?

He's probably asking himself that very question.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 10, 2024 02:30 PM (cD1dp)

13 FBI Director Christopher A. Wray plans to resign on or before Inauguration Day, The Washington Times has learned.
Mr. Wray is calling it quits because he doesn't want to get fired by President-elect Donald Trump


Why? What's the big deal? Happens after every regime change.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 10, 2024 02:30 PM (xjJnc)

14 DeSantis can step in as interim President, in exchange for offering Biden permanent exile in Tony Montana's mansion.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 10, 2024 02:30 PM (YIxO9)

15 Have been seeing a few libs start to post that Kash Patel has the major physiological signs of schizophrenia. They are VERY afraid of him, aren't they?

Posted by: American Hawkman at December 10, 2024 02:30 PM (9VDxG)

16 What are the major signs of schizophrenia?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson work phone at December 10, 2024 02:31 PM (HsOwE)

17 Seppuku. Did it to yourself now so you don't face the shame of your enemy doing it to you later.

Posted by: zombie at December 10, 2024 02:31 PM (pMi6S)

18 Klobuchar eats her Buffalo wings with mayonnaise.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 10, 2024 02:31 PM (YIxO9)

19 Christopher Wray Wrings his Hands in Hopes of Supreme Salvation in the form of a Presidential Pardon. Failing Forward, is Slinks off into the Sunset.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 10, 2024 02:31 PM (VNX3d)

20 13 FBI Director Christopher A. Wray plans to resign on or before Inauguration Day, The Washington Times has learned.
Mr. Wray is calling it quits because he doesn't want to get fired by President-elect Donald Trump


Why? What's the big deal? Happens after every regime change.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 10, 2024 02:30 PM (xjJnc)

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Wray was appointed by Trump and has survived through Biden's whole term.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 10, 2024 02:31 PM (cD1dp)

21 Huh, I thought he'd hold on to get fired just to emphasize how out of control and anti law and order Trump is. I was sure that was going to be their approach and tactic, but I think Biden super-pardoning his son detonated the entire approach.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2024 02:31 PM (RsS92)

22 He's already nominated John Ratcliffe to be CIA Director.

Posted by: ATaLien81 at December 10, 2024 02:31 PM (CrlEv)

23 DeSantis should stay where he is. He's doing a fine job in Florida.
Posted by: huerfano at December 10, 2024 02:29 PM (DKIGo)

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The thing is that he's term-limited and his term ends in 2026. What does he do afterwards?

He's probably asking himself that very question.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison



US Attorney General. Whomever Trump picks, will have two years. Who knows? They may want to leave by then.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 10, 2024 02:31 PM (xjJnc)

24 Pelosi spoke with the National Catholic Register about a range of issues including San Francisco archbishop Salvatore Cordileone’s letter in 2022 prohibiting Pelosi from being given communion, an order she did not take to heart.
“I received Communion anyway. That’s his problem, not mine,” Pelosi said. “My Catholic faith is, Christ is my savior. It has nothing to do with the bishops.”
...
Pelosi also voiced her opposition to the Vatican’s controversial deal with the Chinese Communist Party related to the appointment of Bishops for the state-approved church.

... so, apparently Pelosi is concerned about Chinese bishops but not her own.

Posted by: SMOD at December 10, 2024 02:32 PM (RHGPo)

25 >> Joni Ernst has been rocked back on her adulterous heels by the right posting one damning video after another of her supporting BLM, voting for Biden's cabinet appointees, praising trannies in the military and women in combat, etc.

Ernst is a lying SOB and part of the Poison Caucus along with Cassidy, Collin’s, Murcokeski, Cornyn and others.

She also violated the UCMJ by having an adulterous affair while serving.

Cassidy already has a primary challenger and we need to get one for Ernst. She’s just another subversive with an “R” behind her name.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2024 02:32 PM (bEuBF)

26 What does quitting get Wray that being fired doesn't?

Posted by: SFGoth at December 10, 2024 02:32 PM (KAi1n)

27 23 US Attorney General. Whomever Trump picks, will have two years. Who knows? They may want to leave by then.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 10, 2024 02:31 PM (xjJnc)

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USA feels like a step down from governor of one of America's largest states who already has some decent national name recognition.

Plus it's, like, a real job.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 10, 2024 02:32 PM (cD1dp)

28 21 Huh, I thought he'd hold on to get fired just to emphasize how out of control and anti law and order Trump is. I was sure that was going to be their approach and tactic, but I think Biden super-pardoning his son detonated the entire approach.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2024 02:31 PM (RsS92)

Evil will oft evil mar.

Posted by: Just Lily at December 10, 2024 02:33 PM (iEzig)

29 Isn't Radcliffe CIA Director?

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 10, 2024 02:33 PM (CIS44)

30 Desantis could step down as governor and run for Rubio's Senate seat. Scott might the try for governor and FL could have Senator Luna

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 10, 2024 02:33 PM (C8u8d)

31 See it's already noted that Ratcliffe is already in at CIA.

Wondering whether Flynn or Grinnell will get something - sort of expected they would, but who knows if they wanted back in or other complicating factors.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 10, 2024 02:33 PM (1m82a)

32 "...so they launched an all-out jihad against Kash, with anonymous sources accusing him of committing every conceivable atrocity known to man."

Well, yeah. Because another way to spell Hitler is K-A-S-H. Everyone knows that.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at December 10, 2024 02:33 PM (aXxgO)

33 "She also violated the UCMJ by having an adulterous affair while serving."

Is there a non-adulterous affair?

Posted by: SFGoth at December 10, 2024 02:34 PM (KAi1n)

34 Stupid bint (re Pelosi.) You signed up for a heirarchal form of religion, you daft twat.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson work phone at December 10, 2024 02:34 PM (HsOwE)

35 Mr. Wray is calling it quits because he doesn't want to get fired by President-elect Donald Trump
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He has a plane to catch.

Posted by: ... at December 10, 2024 02:34 PM (W6ek6)

36 30 Desantis could step down as governor and run for Rubio's Senate seat. Scott might the try for governor and FL could have Senator Luna
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 10, 2024 02:33 PM (C8u8d)

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I suspect that Lara Trump is gonna get appointed, and Scott's going nowhere.

DeSantis' next step doesn't seem to be the Senate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 10, 2024 02:34 PM (cD1dp)

37 DeSantis being out of office in 2026 was always perfect timing for a typical presidential run next cycle.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 10, 2024 02:34 PM (1m82a)

38 By the way, see how they are using term limits to mean "minimum term"? That's one of the dangers of term limits.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2024 02:34 PM (RsS92)

39 Pleasantly surprised (or ignorantly optimistic) that the Deep State has not been as vehemently intransigent ahead of Jan 20. Wonder what they have something brewing, like a Gulf of Tonkin but with the Undead.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 10, 2024 02:35 PM (YIxO9)

40 37 DeSantis being out of office in 2026 was always perfect timing for a typical presidential run next cycle.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 10, 2024 02:34 PM (1m82a)

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Against sitting VP Vance.

Should be interesting, at least.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 10, 2024 02:35 PM (cD1dp)

41 "The FBI Director does not have a “10 year term,” but a 10 year limit. The Director serves at the pleasure of the President and can be removed for any reason or no reason at all."

See: FDR and J. Edgar Hoover.

The most powerful man in the history of American government was named Hoover, and his first name wasn't Herbert.

Posted by: zombie at December 10, 2024 02:35 PM (pMi6S)

42 If Trump were going to offer a spot to DeSantis he should make it FEMA and, in the post regarding the nomination, he should point out that DeSantis has demonstrated that he knows how to effectively respond in an emergency and FEMA desperately needs that.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 10, 2024 02:35 PM (ExV1e)

43 The thing is that he's term-limited and his term ends in 2026. What does he do afterwards?

He's probably asking himself that very question.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 10, 2024 02:30 PM (cD1dp)

I read that the Ambassador to Prague gets to live in an 80 room 18th century baroque mansion with a huge staff of domestic servants to wait on him and his guests night and day. Supposed to be about the best diplomatic posting anyone can get.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2024 02:36 PM (wyMQY)

44 I don't know if Trump would offer DeSantis a position and I'm not sure that DeSantis would want to take it. I don't think there are any major positions left to offer, except something like Director of the CIA or something like that.

===

that one is indeed available...

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2024 02:36 PM (QTCRF)

45 Funny how the donkey left is always accusing republicans of mental illness but mental illness keeps showing up on the democrats.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at December 10, 2024 02:36 PM (17s+e)

46 I suspect that Lara Trump is gonna get appointed, and Scott's going nowhere.

DeSantis' next step doesn't seem to be the Senate.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 10, 2024 02:34 PM (cD1dp)

Lara is polling high for the NC Senate seat isnt she?

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 10, 2024 02:36 PM (CIS44)

47 Well, waddya know?! At last, a strongly-worded letter actually accomplished something.

Posted by: LASue at December 10, 2024 02:36 PM (lCppi)

48 33 "She also violated the UCMJ by having an adulterous affair while serving."

Is there a non-adulterous affair?
Posted by: SFGoth


Yes.

Posted by: Vladimir Nabokov at December 10, 2024 02:36 PM (pMi6S)

49 Does that mean that Lara Trump will step in as Governor ?

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2024 02:36 PM (QTCRF)

50 "You can't fire me, i quit!"

"You can't quit, you're under arrest. "

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 10, 2024 02:37 PM (y/ZMQ)

51 “I received Communion anyway. That’s his problem, not mine,” Pelosi said. “My Catholic faith is, Christ is my savior. It has nothing to do with the bishops.”

While I am highly skeptical, her confession does seem to indicate Christianity. The problem is... not everyone who says "Lord, Lord" and all that. Only God knows her heart but if she is a Christian, she's a deeply confused one far from God.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2024 02:37 PM (RsS92)

52 It's almost like PDT 2.0 implanted a spine in some members of the GOP.

Posted by: Thereband at December 10, 2024 02:37 PM (tT6L1)

53 Yes.
Posted by: Vladimir Nabokov at December 10, 2024 02:36 PM (pMi6S)

Gross!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 10, 2024 02:37 PM (y/ZMQ)

54 I read that the Ambassador to Prague gets to live in an 80 room 18th century baroque mansion with a huge staff of domestic servants to wait on him and his guests night and day. Supposed to be about the best diplomatic posting anyone can get.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Sounds wonderful. Glad Shirley Temple got to serve in that post.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2024 02:37 PM (v6JzV)

55 Kerry Picket: Wray Wants to Avoid Being Fired by Trump ...

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Kerry misspelled "Executed for Treason."

Posted by: ShainS -- Deus Ex Muskina [h/t Mike Benz] at December 10, 2024 02:38 PM (CHyVR)

56 The thing is that he's term-limited and his term ends in 2026. What does he do afterwards?

Assuming he's still interested in the big chair, he could start organizing his campaign. Even just having the central team together early could help with coordination and he might not be stuck with whatever team was advising him in this round.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 10, 2024 02:38 PM (ExV1e)

57 Against sitting VP Vance.

Should be interesting, at least.


Ideally, from where we sit right now, its Trump - Vance - Vance - DeSantis - DeSantis. DeSantis as Vance's VP.

Never happen, of course, but that would make a significant difference in this country.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2024 02:38 PM (RsS92)

58 46 I suspect that Lara Trump is gonna get appointed, and Scott's going nowhere.

DeSantis' next step doesn't seem to be the Senate.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 10, 2024 02:34 PM (cD1dp)

Lara is polling high for the NC Senate seat isnt she?
Posted by: BruceWayne at December 10, 2024 02:36 PM (CIS44)

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There was a poll (spit) that showed her beating Tillis by 30-40 points. I doubt it, but it also seemed to have an effect on Tillis in terms of cabinet nominations.

There are also polls showing that she should be a shoe-in for the FL senate seat.

I dunno.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 10, 2024 02:38 PM (cD1dp)

59 So you work as a Fed somewhere and can be subpoenad by Congress but once you retire/resign they can't call you? If you have committed some infraction you are home and clear? How does that work?

Posted by: Ciampino - different laws apply? at December 10, 2024 02:38 PM (i0xsb)

60 Also DeSantis could step out of politics and in as a top figure in a number of mega corps - he might like earning a few million a year before he hits retirement age. When you're successful and have the right friends, endless numbers of doors open.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2024 02:38 PM (wyMQY)

61 The cowardly criminal wants that last flight on the FBI's private airline back to his home in New York.
____

"...back to his new home in exile in Venezuela.", I'm hoping.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 10, 2024 02:38 PM (9AdWJ)

62 zombie

My Dad, who was an IC insider, noted that J. Edgar Hover's FBI returned money to the treasury rather than spend it all at the end of the FY.

So only 99% bad.

Good to see you posting again. I still remember your skill with a camera. You did well with that protest expose. The Santa nude bike ride comes to mind, as does Breasts, not Bombs. *Shudder*

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 10, 2024 02:38 PM (u82oZ)

63 Fuck's aches, Nancy.

If "Your Catholic Faith" has nothing to do with The Bishops, then you're a fucking Lutheran.


Dumbass.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 10, 2024 02:39 PM (y/ZMQ)

64 Pleasantly surprised (or ignorantly optimistic) that the Deep State has not been as vehemently intransigent ahead of Jan 20. Wonder what they have something brewing, like a Gulf of Tonkin but with the Undead.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 10, 2024 02:35 PM (YIxO9)

Led by Biden, Pelosi, and McConnell?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 10, 2024 02:39 PM (VNX3d)

65
RE: "Major signs of schizophrenia". God alone knows what they are hinting at. Most of the comments are stuff like "You can see it in his eyes" and "He always looks like he can just barely contain his hate". It's easy to come up with stuff if you are willing to make it all up whole cloth!

Posted by: American Hawkman at December 10, 2024 02:39 PM (9VDxG)

66 Yeah Desantis is fine where he is.

Posted by: steevy at December 10, 2024 02:39 PM (KQk9m)

67 I only wish the sausage-making of government involved actual sausages.

Posted by: zombie at December 10, 2024 02:39 PM (pMi6S)

68 If things are going well, Vance will be a shoo in for the nomination with a decent chance at winning. If things are going poorly DeSantis can compete but will be facing dramatic headwinds trying to keep a "failing" incumbent party in power.

In other words a no win situation for 2028. If he wants to be president he should have thought about that, unless he was counting on Trump being gone one way or the other.

Posted by: ... at December 10, 2024 02:39 PM (W6ek6)

69 "I don't know if Trump would offer DeSantis a position and I'm not sure that DeSantis would want to take it."

I like DeSantis right where he is. He has been a foundation pier in holding the conservative components in the GOP in place while the progressive hurricane swept the nation. An essential base populist. We absolutely must retain those at the State level.

Let him finish his term in FL and go from there. I'm thinking the US will have better standing in a couple of years and DeSantis can move in to a stronger, different seat.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at December 10, 2024 02:40 PM (aXxgO)

70 What does quitting get Wray that being fired doesn't?
Posted by: SFGoth at December 10, 2024 02:32 PM (KAi1n)


He can wear that purple boa he loves so much when he flounces.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 10, 2024 02:40 PM (ExV1e)

71 Mitch had a fall at a Senate lunch. Treated by EMTs for a head cut.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 10, 2024 02:40 PM (C8u8d)

72 Somehow still a frog actually feeling the boiling water, but can't get over the enormity of the de facto coup attempt of 2015-2017, and how insane it is that it hasn't reshaped just about everything.

Masses of DOJ/FBI/CIA regulars resigning, or protesting, or somehow registering their outrage? Nope.

Massive political repercussions, a la early 1970s after Watergate? Nope.

Widespread consensus outrage in media, academia, etc also a la post-Watergate era? Nope.

Extremely frightening and ominous, still.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 10, 2024 02:40 PM (1m82a)

73 It's almost like PDT 2.0 implanted a spine in some members of the GOP.

There is a far-left movie critic named Grace Randolph who often spews nonsense, but she said something very smart recently.

She said that they all thought that they were the majority, and that their critics were a tiny minority of far right cranks. Now she realizes that while everyone is kind of in a bubble, they don't know how big their bubble is, and that there are huge numbers of their critics. That the MAGA movement is not a splinter of radicals, its mainstream.

I think that is sinking in on the left. And in businesses. And in entertainment. How much effect that will have we'll see but companies like Wal*Mart dumped their entire DEI department.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2024 02:40 PM (RsS92)

74 jihad against Kash, with anonymous sources accusing him of committing every conceivable atrocity known to man.




Said by somebody that has never attended a mome

Posted by: N at December 10, 2024 02:41 PM (8XibL)

75 I want to see that smug asshole forced to grovel before Trump and ordered hand over all FBI files on J6 within 24 hours, no BS about "an ongoing investigation" or face prosecution for something.

Posted by: Ripley at December 10, 2024 02:41 PM (GUOwU)

76
52 It's almost like PDT 2.0 implanted a spine in some members of the GOP.

Posted by: Thereband

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Not a chance. But he may have given them an outline of the hellscape awaiting them if they didn't cooperate.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 10, 2024 02:41 PM (ibKHN)

77 We need Scott Presslers in every state.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 10, 2024 02:41 PM (u82oZ)

78 Only position I can see De Santis accepting would be Secretary of State - which could happen if Rubio doesn't go the distance.

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at December 10, 2024 02:41 PM (zSyrn)

79 52 It's almost like PDT 2.0 implanted a spine in some members of the GOP.

Posted by: Thereband

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They're still completely spineless.

It's just that they are bending with the current winds.

They still have no principles and are only doing it because they understand that it's politically beneficial to be on Trump's side now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 10, 2024 02:41 PM (cD1dp)

80 Desantis could step down as governor and run for Rubio's Senate seat.

Assuming DeSantis wants to be President in four years, that would be pretty close to the worst thing he could do.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 10, 2024 02:42 PM (ExV1e)

81 Posted by: NaCly Dog

My camera now collects dust, replaced by 1 billion iPhones as "citizen journalism" went from being a one-person operation to now a universal pastime.

Posted by: zombie at December 10, 2024 02:42 PM (pMi6S)

82 Lara is polling high for the NC Senate seat isnt she?
Posted by: BruceWayne at December 10, 2024 02:36 PM (CIS44)

Man, really? I predicted her rise right on these pages back in 2017 or so. Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn sometimes I guess.

Posted by: ... at December 10, 2024 02:42 PM (W6ek6)

83 TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher

Keep the pressure on.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 10, 2024 02:42 PM (u82oZ)

84 BREAKING: Mitch McConnell Falls During Senate Lunch


Yesssssss.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 10, 2024 02:42 PM (/U5Yz)

85 Rubio is a lock. I think he has "friends in high places" if you get my meaning.

Posted by: ... at December 10, 2024 02:42 PM (W6ek6)

86 then you're a fucking Lutheran.

No fucking way. She's fucking yours.

Posted by: The Fucking Lutherans at December 10, 2024 02:43 PM (zdLoL)

87 I like DeSantis right where he is. He has been a foundation pier in holding the conservative components in the GOP in place while the progressive hurricane swept the nation. An essential base populist. We absolutely must retain those at the State level.

I agree, we need strength and clarity at the state level, we need 50 DeSantises, or equivalents for each state. We DON'T need 50 DeSantises in the federal government and no good governors.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2024 02:43 PM (RsS92)

88
Please, please. Not like Comey & McCabe!!

-Christopher Wray

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 10, 2024 02:43 PM (+oR7L)

89 "She also violated the UCMJ by having an adulterous affair while serving."

Is there a non-adulterous affair?
Posted by: SFGoth at December 10, 2024 02:34 PM (KAi1n)


I believe that the other person, if unmarried, is technically not an adulterer.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 10, 2024 02:43 PM (ExV1e)

90 Punchbowl News’s John Bresnahan just reported that McConnell fell after GOP senators ate lunch and is currently receiving medical treatment. Medical staff also reportedly came in with a wheelchair.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 10, 2024 02:43 PM (/U5Yz)

91 LASue, lol, good catch.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 10, 2024 02:43 PM (1m82a)

92


Is there a non-adulterous affair?
Posted by: SFGoth

I believe the term "adultery" refers specifically to the breaking of the marriage vow. So, I guess if two unmarried people sleep with each other, it could be described as a "non-adulterous affair."

Except that, people usually don't use the word "affair" to refer to the sexual activities of two unmarried people. They're "hooking up," "shacking up," "sleeping with each other," etc.

Maybe if you cheat on your boyfriend or girlfriend that could be described as a "non-adulterous affair?"

Oy vey, I'm spending way too much mental energy on this.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2024 02:43 PM (v6JzV)

93 67 I only wish the sausage-making of government involved actual sausages.
Posted by: zombie at December 10, 2024 02:39 PM (pMi6S)

Get off my lawn.

Posted by: Upton Sinclair at December 10, 2024 02:44 PM (y/ZMQ)

94 83 TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher

Keep the pressure on.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 10, 2024 02:42 PM (u82oZ)
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The issue with the GOP is that it's been purchased by large donors who make it a necessity to follow big dollar donors to get re-elected. This extended to control of the RNC so that any challengers who wouldn't bend to the will of the donors got cut out of the process.

Trump offers a potent political force that can overcome the donor influence to some degree, but ultimately the underlying issue is still there. The donors are still buying Senators with promises of re-election, and that class will outlive Trump.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 10, 2024 02:44 PM (cD1dp)

95 I bet Mike Ponce is sitting home, crumpled like an old discarded gym sock, smelling like stale beer and failure, and telling the neighbors he was once VP.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2024 02:44 PM (bEuBF)

96 84 BREAKING: Mitch McConnell Falls During Senate Lunch


Yesssssss.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 10, 2024 02:42 PM

If it's a hip, he needs to go to the train station.

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 10, 2024 02:44 PM (+oR7L)

97 I don't know if Trump would offer DeSantis a position and I'm not sure that DeSantis would want to take it. I don't think there are any major positions left to offer, except something like Director of the CIA or something like that.


Who knows? Maybe a Supreme Court seat might open up.

Posted by: mrp at December 10, 2024 02:44 PM (rj6Yv)

98 71 Mitch had a fall at a Senate lunch. Treated by EMTs for a head cut.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 10, 2024 02:40 PM (C8u8d)
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Asked by the EMT if he felt okay, Mitch just stared into space.

Posted by: WisRich at December 10, 2024 02:45 PM (G0vdT)

99 Is there a non-adulterous affair?
Posted by: S




If they are not an adult?

Posted by: N at December 10, 2024 02:45 PM (8XibL)

100 How many here do not know that DeSantis is term limited and is leaving in 26 ?

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2024 02:45 PM (QTCRF)

101 adulterer (n.)
early 15c., agent noun from obsolete verb adulter "commit adultery; adulterate, make impure, pollute" (late 14c.), from Latin adulterare "to corrupt" (see adulteration). The earlier form in Middle English was avouter (c. 1300), avoutrer (late 14c.), "person (usually a man) guilty of adultery," from Old French avoutrier, from the Latin verb, or from Latin adulter "adulterer, seducer," noun use of an adjective.
also from early 15c.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2024 02:45 PM (bEuBF)

102 Prayers up for McConnell.

May he be unharmed and enter a "sudden " retirement.

Posted by: Just Lily at December 10, 2024 02:45 PM (iEzig)

103 No fucking way. She's fucking yours.

Posted by: The Fucking Lutherans at December 10, 2024 02:43 PM (zdLoL)

No take-backsies!!!!!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 10, 2024 02:46 PM (y/ZMQ)

104 They're still completely spineless.

It's just that they are bending with the current winds.

They still have no principles and are only doing it because they understand that it's politically beneficial to be on Trump's side now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 10, 2024 02:41 PM (cD1dp)


"The way you solve things is by making it politically profitable for the wrong people to do the right thing..."
-- Milton Friedman

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at December 10, 2024 02:46 PM (AiZBA)

105 I don't know if Trump would offer DeSantis a position and I'm not sure that DeSantis would want to take it. I don't think there are any major positions left to offer, except something like Director of the CIA or something like that.

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The New Governor of The Great State of Canada?

Posted by: ShainS -- Deus Ex Muskina [h/t Mike Benz] at December 10, 2024 02:46 PM (CHyVR)

106 Smell the Glove: "Mitch had a fall at a Senate lunch. Treated by EMTs for a head cut."

The floor tiles got to him first, but I'm still lurking.

Posted by: Harry Reid's Exercise Machine at December 10, 2024 02:46 PM (aXxgO)

107 why do we have to tolerate geriatric politicians who just wander around, drooling and falling over

Posted by: Don Black at December 10, 2024 02:47 PM (/7KEl)

108 Who knows? Maybe a Supreme Court seat might open up.
Posted by: mrp at December 10, 2024 02:44 PM (rj6Yv)

depends on what he wants to do with his life

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2024 02:47 PM (QTCRF)

109 About Daniel Penny.

He should be awarded The Carnegie Medal, not a Congressional Gold Medal. He was put through a lot.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 10, 2024 02:47 PM (u82oZ)

110 107 why do we have to tolerate geriatric politicians who just wander around, drooling and falling over
Posted by: Don Black at December 10, 2024 02:47 PM (/7KEl)

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Because they rule us.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 10, 2024 02:47 PM (cD1dp)

111 /off sock. Gonna challenge Sponge for the most forgotten sock record.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 10, 2024 02:47 PM (tT6L1)

112 Amy Klobuchar is the evil Ministry of Magic bitch in Harry Potter.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 10, 2024 02:47 PM (CvaMA)

113 why do we have to tolerate geriatric politicians who just wander around, drooling and falling over
Posted by: Don Black at December 10, 2024 02:47 PM (/7KEl)

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Because they rule us.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 10, 2024 02:47 PM (cD1dp)

A gerontocracy if you can keep it. Didn't someone say something like that?

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 10, 2024 02:48 PM (CIS44)

114 102 Prayers up for McConnell.

May he be unharmed and enter a "sudden " retirement.
Posted by: Just Lily at December 10, 2024 02:45 PM (iEzig)
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What are the appointment rules for KY. They have a Dem Governor right now.

Posted by: WisRich at December 10, 2024 02:48 PM (G0vdT)

115 Amusing news from Britain - a Conservative member of Parliament submitted a "private bill" banning cousin marriage.

Hint: most married Pakistanis in Britain are married to their first cousins, and the practice is widespread across the Islamic world.

Cousin marriage is associated with much higher rates of genetic defects and genetic diseases, of course.

The Usual Suspects are vociferously protesting this bill.

In the United States, 32 states ban cousin marriage - in the coming years, I expect the ACLU and similar organizations will discover that being able to marry your close relatives is a new civil right, and that it is racist to oppose this.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 10, 2024 02:48 PM (uxCna)

116 As noted by some earlier, problem (big problem) is who gets appointed as replacement senator by KY governor. Don't know KY's procedure but assume appointed senators serve out full term. This would reduce GOP "majority" in Senate to 52, while presumably adding one nutcase Dem. Of course it takes the disastrous McConnell out, but he's on the downslide anyway.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 10, 2024 02:48 PM (1m82a)

117 BREAKING: Mitch McConnell Falls During Senate Lunch

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OUT: Glitch McConnell.
IN: Ditch McConnell.

Posted by: ShainS -- Deus Ex Muskina [h/t Mike Benz] at December 10, 2024 02:48 PM (CHyVR)

118 Sorry, I fell down again

what did you say

Posted by: Don Black at December 10, 2024 02:48 PM (/7KEl)

119 How many here do not know that DeSantis is term limited and is leaving in 26 ?

That's why I don't want him to be a senator or in the Trump cabinet. He still has a year of being governor and showing other governors how to do the job. Especially now that its sinking in with even the dullest politico that the left is not actually super dominant in the population.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2024 02:48 PM (RsS92)

120 I'm trying to think of a good quip about McConnell and I keep coming up empty. That's how little of a shit I give.

Posted by: ... at December 10, 2024 02:48 PM (W6ek6)

121 Amy Klobuchar is the evil Ministry of Magic bitch in Harry Potter.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 10, 2024 02:47 PM (CvaMA)

Amy Klobuchar ate her salad with a comb. Amy Klobuchar is no Delores Umbridge.

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 10, 2024 02:49 PM (CIS44)

122 somebody get that ancient Senator a helmet

Posted by: Don Black at December 10, 2024 02:49 PM (/7KEl)

123 They still have no principles and are only doing it because they understand that it's politically beneficial to be on Trump's side now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 10, 2024 02:41 PM (cD1dp)
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They fear being Liz Cheneyed.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 10, 2024 02:49 PM (tT6L1)

124 The New Governor of The Great State of Canada?
Posted by: ShainS -- Deus Ex Muskina [h/t Mike Benz] at December 10, 2024 02:46 PM (CHyVR)

Considering the number of Canadians wintering over in Florida, I'd say DeSantis is the best qualified man for the job.

Posted by: mrp at December 10, 2024 02:49 PM (rj6Yv)

125 "Because they rule us."

No. Because they keep getting re-elected.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 10, 2024 02:49 PM (1m82a)

126 What are the appointment rules for KY. They have a Dem Governor right now.
Posted by: WisRich at December 10, 2024 02:48 PM (G0vdT)

Either trial by combat, or a blind judged corn liquor cook-off. I forget which.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 10, 2024 02:49 PM (y/ZMQ)

127 McConnell,Biden, or Carter.

Somebody warm up the hearse.

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 10, 2024 02:49 PM (+oR7L)

128 Blue moon over Kentucky keep on/..........

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 10, 2024 02:49 PM (NtVYv)

129 Ummm, on second thought, I like Pete Hegseth for SecDef just fine.

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at December 10, 2024 02:50 PM (u73oe)

130 I don't know if Trump would offer DeSantis a position and I'm not sure that DeSantis would want to take it. I don't think there are any major positions left to offer, except something like Director of the CIA or something like that.

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The New Governor of The Great State of Canada?
Posted by: ShainS -- Deus Ex Muskina [h/t Mike Benz] at December 10, 2024 02:46 PM (CHyVR)

He's already proven he could do the job. Would he want to deal with the weather, however?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 10, 2024 02:50 PM (VNX3d)

131 Christopher R Taylor: "I agree, we need strength and clarity at the state level, we need 50 DeSantises, or equivalents for each state..."

See, a real Republican sighting. I knew we were still around.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at December 10, 2024 02:50 PM (aXxgO)

132 >I'm trying to think of a good quip about McConnell and I keep coming up empty. That's how little of a shit I give.

Posted by: ... at December 10,
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I fell down while reading this

Posted by: Don Black at December 10, 2024 02:50 PM (/7KEl)

133 I suppose Cousin Marriage could be the next leap from trannies. It's definitely nauseating enough for Democrats to adopt as a pet issue.

Posted by: ... at December 10, 2024 02:50 PM (W6ek6)

134 Except that, people usually don't use the word "affair" to refer to the sexual activities of two unmarried people. They're "hooking up," "shacking up," "sleeping with each other," etc.

Yeah it used to be a "love affair" to be dating and love each other but its rarely used that way these days. Its almost always a bad thing to be in an affair.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2024 02:50 PM (RsS92)

135 somebody get that ancient Senator a helmet

You're going to have to be more specific.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 10, 2024 02:50 PM (xCA6C)

136 Ask Mitch McConnell who is President.

Also, Alaska has ice floes for immediate use. Just in time for Mitch McConnell.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 10, 2024 02:50 PM (u82oZ)

137 As noted by some earlier, problem (big problem) is who gets appointed as replacement senator by KY governor. Don't know KY's procedure but assume appointed senators serve out full term. This would reduce GOP "majority" in Senate to 52, while presumably adding one nutcase Dem. Of course it takes the disastrous McConnell out, but he's on the downslide anyway.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 10, 2024 02:48 PM (1m82a)

They passed a law that the gov has to appoint from a list the legislature provides (super majority R) Beshear said fuck you Ill do what I want.

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 10, 2024 02:50 PM (CIS44)

138 There seems to be a lot of accounting of severe conflict between Trump and DeSantis lately, all by persons who are neither Trump nor DeSantis. Just to look and listen to them, they seem to be getting along fine. Makes me suspicious of certain postings.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at December 10, 2024 02:50 PM (zdLoL)

139 Wow! Ain't life great!?! Just finished my training and now I'm a licensed pilot! I've got a hot date later this evening so I'm gonna' fly us out to Vegas! Man-oh-man are we gonna' paint the town RED tonight!!1!!!

LETS DANCE!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ihOQNPKG1A

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at December 10, 2024 02:50 PM (EFZgU)

140 @107 the could at least provide us with humorous vids of the wandering around, drooling and falling over. Steve Inman could narrate "Mitch Face Bounces , Head Bleeding, Smells like Soy Piss"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 10, 2024 02:50 PM (C8u8d)

141 mrp, heh. Two NHL franchises in FL based on canucks in the market are sort of a hint.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 10, 2024 02:50 PM (1m82a)

142 > Amy Klobochar is fighting for some extraconstitutional power to insist that the criminal Wray remain in is position as boss of the FBI crime family.
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He's the head of Amy Klobochar's crime family too.

So... this checks out.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 10, 2024 02:50 PM (Q4IgG)

143 Amy Klobuchar is the evil Ministry of Magic bitch in Harry Potter.

The point of the ten-year maximum term for an FBI director is to stop a second J. Edgar Hoover from serving for decades by blackmailing everyone in Washington.

It is a maximum term, not a minimum term.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 10, 2024 02:51 PM (uxCna)

144 I bet DeSantis would build one heck of a good gallows.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2024 02:51 PM (bEuBF)

145 The last time leftists were this upset about a fall it was the Third Reich.

I'm just kidding I sincerely have nothing.

And supposedly Democrats hate McConnell almost as much as we do.

Posted by: ... at December 10, 2024 02:52 PM (W6ek6)

146 Thanks BruceWayne.

So, constitutional crisis in the land of bourbon, coming up?

Posted by: rhomboid at December 10, 2024 02:52 PM (1m82a)

147 somebody get that ancient Senator a helmet

You're going to have to be more specific.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 10, 2024 02:50 PM (xCA6C)

Brass, plastic, steel, or tinfoil?

I'd prefer paper pirate hats, though, since so many want to steal almost anything that isn't nailed down.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 10, 2024 02:52 PM (VNX3d)

148 The ARC of History!

Let first cousin marriages flourish. We need new Democrat voters of Islamic persuasion.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 10, 2024 02:52 PM (u82oZ)

149 What are the appointment rules for KY. They have a Dem Governor right now.
Posted by: WisRich at December 10, 2024 02:48 PM (G0vdT)


There is a law which says the Governor must appoint from a list provided by the former Senator's party. Governor says that it conflicts with state Constitution and he'll ignore it. Legal battle. Likely, an extended period of no second Senator for KY.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 10, 2024 02:53 PM (ExV1e)

150
Down goes McConnell,
Down goes McConnell

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 10, 2024 02:53 PM (NtVYv)

151 ALX @alx 9m
BREAKING: 82 Year-Old Outgoing Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell fell during a Senate lunch and is receiving medical treatment

Catturd ™ @catturd2 7m
RETIRE ALREADY !!!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 10, 2024 02:53 PM (hovnC)

152 The point of the ten-year maximum term for an FBI director is to stop a second J. Edgar Hoover from serving for decades by blackmailing everyone in Washington.

It is a maximum term, not a minimum term.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 10, 2024 02:51 PM (uxCna)
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You can still accumulate A LOT of blackmail in ten years, especially with modern technology.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 10, 2024 02:53 PM (7fElN)

153 Is there a non-adulterous affair?
Posted by: SFGoth at December 10, 2024 02:34 PM (KAi1n)
****
Fraternizing

I found the service to be a lonely place. No bars, no on base clubs. Beer machine at the laundry mat near Pier 10. Study training manuals.

Posted by: torabora at December 10, 2024 02:53 PM (b6sYu)

154 Why is his name Christopher A Wray?

Pretentious dolt.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 10, 2024 02:53 PM (aOqEy)

155 To echo others: we need DeSantis right where he is.

Posted by: butch at December 10, 2024 02:53 PM (98xTj)

156 If McConnell leaves there will be a fight. The governor believes he can appoint whomever he wants. The legislature passed a law it has to be from their list. The Dem gov has showed to fight it.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2024 02:53 PM (bEuBF)

157 The last time leftists were this upset about a fall it was the Third Reich



They were not that bothered by that , since it was nothing more than swapping the nazis for the reds

Posted by: N at December 10, 2024 02:53 PM (8XibL)

158 All comment section hysterics aside, I do wonder what the document preservation situation is like in certain agencies.

I'd guess it looks like Berlin in mid-April '45.

But that's just a guess.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 10, 2024 02:54 PM (1m82a)

159 Also, I can’t think of a more qualified man to run the FBI than Kash Patel!

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at December 10, 2024 02:54 PM (u73oe)

160 I'm trying to think of a good quip about McConnell and I keep coming up empty. That's how little of a shit I give.
_________







Oof. Ow.






.

Posted by: Sen McConnell, not leaving just yet. at December 10, 2024 02:54 PM (9AdWJ)

161 McConnell clinging to power until his last breath is so unseemly.

Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at December 10, 2024 02:54 PM (V6W16)

162 BREAKING

Senator McConnell has fallen down again. Senator Grassley tried to help McConnell up, but he fell down. Nancy Pelosi rushed over, and she fell down. Upon hearing this, Senator Thune fell down.

Posted by: Don Black at December 10, 2024 02:55 PM (/7KEl)

163 Amy Klobuchar is the evil Ministry of Magic bitch in Harry Potter.

You know who really was? There was a judge during Walker's fight with the teacher's union who was trying to shut him down and she looked EXACTLY like Dolores Umbridge.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2024 02:55 PM (RsS92)

164 Senator Thomas Massie has a nice ring to it

Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at December 10, 2024 02:55 PM (V6W16)

165 Hegseth is still a weird pick.

Trump gets his picks, I know but I'd never even heard of that dude before.

Wasn't he a Sunday fill in on Fox and Friends?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 10, 2024 02:55 PM (aOqEy)

166 I assume DeSantis wants a high profile position to run for president in 2028 - so that would mean DoD or State. Alternately he could decide to go for the FL Senate seat and appoint an older conservative that will only serve out the current term.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2024 02:55 PM (oZhjI)

167 To echo others: we need DeSantis right where he is.
Posted by: butch at December 10, 2024 02:53 PM (98xTj)

When he finishes his term, he can become a territorial governor. Whether that's California, Canada, or someplace else can be determined over the next couple of years.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 10, 2024 02:55 PM (VNX3d)

168 Can we get Steve Inman to do McConnell instant replay?

Posted by: torabora at December 10, 2024 02:55 PM (b6sYu)

169 BREAKING

Senator McConnell has fallen down again. Senator Grassley tried to help McConnell up, but he fell down. Nancy Pelosi rushed over, and she fell down. Upon hearing this, Senator Thune fell down.
Posted by: Don Black at December 10, 2024 02:55 PM (/7KEl)

Amazingly, though, Nancy didn't spill her third martini.

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 10, 2024 02:55 PM (CIS44)

170 DeSantis should place Gaetz in Rubio's Senate seat.
The Dems and Senate Rinos will go nuts.....a beautiful thing

Posted by: jb at December 10, 2024 02:55 PM (+oFDv)

171 You can still accumulate A LOT of blackmail in ten years, especially with modern technology.

When JFK took office, he sent RFK to take J. Edgar Hoover out to lunch to explain that Hoover was going to retire.

Hoover didn't retire.

I would give a lot for the transcript of that lunchtime conversation where Hoover explained precisely why the Kennedys weren't going to make him retire.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 10, 2024 02:55 PM (uxCna)

172 Pam Bondi is the cats meow, as the youngsters say.

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at December 10, 2024 02:55 PM (u73oe)

173 Some of these names, I forget they exist until they pop up to say something stupid. Amy Kochblocker is just such a name.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 10, 2024 02:55 PM (dGCAG)

174
Don't know KY's procedure but assume appointed senators serve out full term.

I don't know what their current law is, but in the past there's been a senator appointed, then a special election to elect someone to fill out the term.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2024 02:56 PM (dxSpM)

175 Most states specify Senate replacement process in their constitutions, I believe. So KY legislature seems to be goin' kind a wild there.

Still love (= am astonished and disgusted by) that NY's "governor" didn't know she couldn't appoint congressmen to fill vacancies.

Idiocracy, and sadly a fairly representative one.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 10, 2024 02:56 PM (1m82a)

176 I would feel much better if Barky decided to move out of the DC area. As long as he's there, it means trouble. He's first and foremost an agitator.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at December 10, 2024 02:56 PM (g8Ew8)

177 Hollywood knows nothing. Godzilla King of the Monster, the non Burr one, has a guy carry a multi megaton warhead.
Those things weigh tons.

Posted by: Accomack at December 10, 2024 02:57 PM (+OnsA)

178 The cowardly criminal wants that last flight on the FBI's private airline back to his home in New York.

Ithaca? A little van with bars on the windows should be enough for that

Posted by: gKWVE at December 10, 2024 02:57 PM (gKWVE)

179 The thing is that he's term-limited and his term ends in 2026. What does he do afterwards?

He's probably asking himself that very question.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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He and Comey could open their own lunch truck. I hear that is the trendy urban thing to do these days.

Posted by: pudinhead at December 10, 2024 02:57 PM (jFCkp)

180 133 I suppose Cousin Marriage could be the next leap from trannies. It's definitely nauseating enough for Democrats to adopt as a pet issue.
Posted by: ... at December 10, 2024 02:50 PM (W6ek6)

It'll get the Muzzies on board, at any rate.

Posted by: XTC at December 10, 2024 02:57 PM (UnA8+)

181 McConnell clinging to power until his last breath is so unseemly.
Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything

I know, right?

Posted by: Diane Feinstein at December 10, 2024 02:57 PM (v6JzV)

182 >The legislature passed a law it has to be from their list. The Dem gov has showed to fight it.
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I though the law in KY is that if you have to replace a Senator (who has fallen down, for instance) the replacement pick has to be from the same party as the Senator who fell down

Posted by: Don Black at December 10, 2024 02:57 PM (/7KEl)

183 The thing is that he's term-limited and his term ends in 2026. What does he do afterwards?

He's probably asking himself that very question.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 10, 2024 02:30 PM (cD1dp)

Get a job?

Posted by: BurtTC at December 10, 2024 02:57 PM (dGCAG)

184 176 I would feel much better if Barky decided to move out of the DC area. As long as he's there, it means trouble. He's first and foremost an agitator.
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Be a great place to FBI Raid.

Posted by: pudinhead at December 10, 2024 02:58 PM (jFCkp)

185 I'd guess it looks like Berlin in mid-April '45.

But that's just a guess.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VvHMS3_BsU

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 10, 2024 02:58 PM (uxCna)

186 60 Also DeSantis could step out of politics and in as a top figure in a number of mega corps - he might like earning a few million a year before he hits retirement age. When you're successful and have the right friends, endless numbers of doors open.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2024 02:38 PM (wyMQY)

He works on a government salary with a wife who's had cancer and will likely continue to have bouts of cancer...and he has has little kids.

Money and security will definitely play a HUGE roll in his future decisions. Unlike most politicos, he has no plans to leave/cheat on the spouse and will likely be putting his family's needs 1st in future plans.

Posted by: Nova Local at December 10, 2024 02:58 PM (exHjb)

187
They passed a law that the gov has to appoint from a list the legislature provides (super majority R) Beshear said fuck you Ill do what I want.
Posted by: BruceWayne at December 10, 2024 02:50 PM (CIS44)


Beshear can do what he wants but the Senate doesn't have to accept it. They're the ultimate arbiters of who gets seated.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2024 02:58 PM (dxSpM)

188 The thing is that he's term-limited and his term ends in 2026. What does he do afterwards?

Let the guy serve his term then run again, if legally allowed?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2024 02:58 PM (RsS92)

189 Donald Trump is the kindest, warmest, most caring and compassionate man I’ve ever known!

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at December 10, 2024 02:58 PM (u73oe)

190 >> Wasn't he a Sunday fill in on Fox and Friends?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 10, 2024 02:55 PM (aOqEy)

I’m not fond of the pick but it isn’t because of his background. I just feel he’s in over his head and doesn’t have experience running a large organization. But Pete is a combat vet with multiple tours, Ivy League grad and has helped run two small veterans organizations.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2024 02:58 PM (bEuBF)

191 The point of the ten-year maximum term for an FBI director is to stop a second J. Edgar Hoover from serving for decades by blackmailing everyone in Washington.

It is a maximum term, not a minimum term.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 10, 2024 02:51 PM (uxCna)

———

That rule should apply to every bureaucrat in DC.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 10, 2024 02:58 PM (Vh9CX)

192 It would be refreshing to see an elected official, after serving their term with dignity and respect, leave the office and go back to the private sector to show how the legislation they supported works in real life.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage deplorable, uneducated woman at December 10, 2024 02:58 PM (W2Pud)

193 The thing is that he's term-limited and his term ends in 2026. What does he do afterwards?

If he thinks that an administration position is good for him, in 2026 there will be a bunch of resignations as people gear up for 2028 as well as by those who’ve discovered they can’t handle the position as well as they thought they could. 2026 can take care of itself.

I understand the desire to take people who are doing great out of the position in which they’re doing great, but it has serious drawbacks.

I really want DeSantis to stay in Florida to keep the fire lit under Texas’s Greg Abbott.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 10, 2024 02:58 PM (EXyHK)

194 Hollywood knows nothing. Godzilla King of the Monster, the non Burr one, has a guy carry a multi megaton warhead.
Those things weigh tons.
Posted by: Accomack


Uh...that wasn't Hollywood.

Posted by: Diane Feinstein at December 10, 2024 02:59 PM (v6JzV)

195 80 Desantis could step down as governor and run for Rubio's Senate seat.

Assuming DeSantis wants to be President in four years, that would be pretty close to the worst thing he could do.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 10, 2024 02:42 PM (ExV1e)

One day as Senator gets you lifetime health and pension benefits...I can see the definite appeal for him.

Does FL give their govs that? And do they give it if they leave FL?

Posted by: Nova Local at December 10, 2024 02:59 PM (exHjb)

196 I'm available for nomination as Secretary of Dogs and Cats.

Posted by: Weasel at December 10, 2024 02:59 PM (l7fPC)

197 G Man.
Oh oh oh G EE E E E Man.
Have you got treason on your mind?
On your mind.

Posted by: Kerry Pickett and the Union Gap at December 10, 2024 02:59 PM (nv4Gy)

198 181 McConnell clinging to power until his last breath is so unseemly.
Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything

I know, right?
Posted by: Diane Feinstein at December 10, 2024 02:57 PM (v6JzV)


AYE!

Posted by: Strom Thurman from the grave at December 10, 2024 02:59 PM (OA79/)

199 McConnell clinging to power until his last breath is so unseemly.
Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything

I know, right?
Posted by: Diane Feinstein at December 10, 2024 02:57 PM (v6JzV)

Where do we get such men?

Posted by: Zombie John McCain at December 10, 2024 02:59 PM (dGCAG)

200 ARC, *exactly* the scene I had in mind.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 10, 2024 02:59 PM (1m82a)

201 Was Turtle's Fall an op run by Trumps enforcers or a reminder from Turtle's Chinese bosses.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 10, 2024 02:59 PM (ibKHN)

202 Oops. Off sock.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2024 02:59 PM (v6JzV)

203
Senator Thomas Massie has a nice ring to it

Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at December 10, 2024 02:55 PM


Yes. Yes, it does

speaking of Massie: he has H.R.9534 - National Constitutional Carry Act in congress right now

please hit your representative's twix and suggest they get on board

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 10, 2024 02:59 PM (w9Ycv)

204 They were not that bothered by that , since it was nothing more than swapping the nazis for the reds
Posted by: N at December 10, 2024 02:53 PM (8XibL)

In Cornelius Ryan's book "The Last Battle", the author describes the big surprise for the German communists who had survived Hitler and the Gestapo, only to have themselves arrested by the NKVD as they emerged from the rubble.

Posted by: mrp at December 10, 2024 02:59 PM (rj6Yv)

205
It would be refreshing to see an elected official, after serving their term with dignity and respect, leave the office and go back to the private sector to show how the legislation they supported works in real life.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage deplorable, uneducated woman at December 10, 2024 02:58 PM (W2Pud)


George McGovern tried to open up a restaurant or a bed and breakfast or something like that. He said he had no idea how complicated it all was.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2024 03:00 PM (dxSpM)

206
196 I'm available for nomination as Secretary of Dogs and Cats.
Posted by: Weasel at December 10, 2024 02:59 PM (l7fPC)

I thought you were up for head of Department of Excessive Retribution?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 10, 2024 03:00 PM (aOqEy)

207 There might be another federal position come up for DeSantis after 2026?

Posted by: illiniwek at December 10, 2024 03:00 PM (Cus5s)

208 And leave your real passport at the evidence locker downstairs. I'm sure you will get a receipt. You know, for safekeeping. Is that your dog?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 10, 2024 03:00 PM (QSrLX)

209 The thing is that he's term-limited and his term ends in 2026. What does he do afterwards?

Its already legal in most if not all states. There are some limitations but the chance of genetic damage is pretty low. And I am not saying this just because I had hot cousins.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2024 03:00 PM (RsS92)

210 I thought you were up for head of Department of Excessive Retribution?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 10, 2024 03:00 PM (aOqEy)
----
The Dogs and Cats would be a weekend gig.

Posted by: Weasel at December 10, 2024 03:00 PM (l7fPC)

211 97 I don't know if Trump would offer DeSantis a position and I'm not sure that DeSantis would want to take it. I don't think there are any major positions left to offer, except something like Director of the CIA or something like that.


Who knows? Maybe a Supreme Court seat might open up.
Posted by: mrp at December 10, 2024 02:44 PM (rj6Yv)

I would like this move...as would he...

Posted by: Nova Local at December 10, 2024 03:01 PM (exHjb)

212 I'm available for nomination as Secretary of Dogs and Cats.
Posted by: Weasel at December 10, 2024 02:59 PM (l7fPC)

I thought you were up for head of Department of Excessive Retribution?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 10, 2024 03:00 PM (aOqEy)

Co-chaired with Bluebell?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 10, 2024 03:01 PM (VNX3d)

213 Turtles wobble but *can* fall down.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at December 10, 2024 03:01 PM (DTX3h)

214 151 ALX @alx 9m
BREAKING: 82 Year-Old Outgoing Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell fell during a Senate lunch and is receiving medical treatment

Catturd ™ @catturd2 7m
RETIRE ALREADY !!!
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 10, 2024 02:53 PM (hovnC)

———/

If he broke a hip there is a 50% chance he will die.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 10, 2024 03:01 PM (Vh9CX)

215 In Cornelius Ryan's book "The Last Battle", the author describes the big surprise for the German communists who had survived Hitler and the Gestapo, only to have themselves arrested by the NKVD as they emerged from the rubble.

Posted by: mrp

====

How do you say "If only Stalin knew?" in German?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 10, 2024 03:01 PM (ibKHN)

216 Weasel

Head of National Hit the Target Marksmanship Program. In elementary schools everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 10, 2024 03:01 PM (u82oZ)

217 The point of the ten-year maximum term for an FBI director is to stop a second J. Edgar Hoover from serving for decades by blackmailing everyone in Washington.

It is a maximum term, not a minimum term.
Posted by: The ARC of History!

When Allen Dulles was at the CIA, he kept a blackmail file on Hoover.

And Hoover had a blackmail file on him.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2024 03:02 PM (v6JzV)

218 Ian Jaeger @IanJaeger29 1h
BREAKING: Senator Markwayne Mullin says that Senator Joni Ernst should not be primaried if she votes NO on Pete Hegseth’s confirmation as Secretary of Defense.

👀

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 10, 2024 03:02 PM (hovnC)

219 Co-chaired with Bluebell?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 10, 2024 03:01 PM (VNX3d)
---
Yeah, Bluebell is the brains of the operation!

Posted by: Weasel at December 10, 2024 03:02 PM (l7fPC)

220 Donald Trump is the kindest, warmest, most caring and compassionate man I’ve ever known!
Posted by: Mitch McConnell at December 10, 2024 02:58 PM (u73oe)

Ok, who gave Cocaine Mitch Jill Biden's teleprompter?

Posted by: BurtTC at December 10, 2024 03:02 PM (dGCAG)

221 Yes.
Posted by: Vladimir Nabokov at December 10, 2024 02:36 PM (pMi6S)
Gross!
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Get Rid Of Slimy girlS

Posted by: SFGoth at December 10, 2024 03:02 PM (KAi1n)

222 the Merriam-Webster word of the year is 'polarization'

Posted by: Don Black at December 10, 2024 03:02 PM (/7KEl)

223 You know who isn't term limited in 2026?

Bitch McConnell

Posted by: ... at December 10, 2024 03:03 PM (W6ek6)

224 Ian Jaeger @IanJaeger29 1h
BREAKING: Senator Markwayne Mullin says that Senator Joni Ernst should not be primaried if she votes NO on Pete Hegseth’s confirmation as Secretary of Defense.

👀
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 10, 2024 03:02 PM (hovnC)


Geez my senators just keep making me proud.

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 10, 2024 03:03 PM (CIS44)

225 >> BREAKING: Senator Markwayne Mullin says that Senator Joni Ernst should not be primaried if she votes NO on Pete Hegseth’s confirmation as Secretary of Defense.

Thanks for the suggestion. Blow me.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2024 03:03 PM (bEuBF)

226 Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN!
Now you did it.

Bluebell in charge of Homeshooling. Now with shiv self-defense time, rather than naps.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 10, 2024 03:03 PM (u82oZ)

227 Head of National Hit the Target Marksmanship Program. In elementary schools everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 10, 2024 03:01 PM (u82oZ)
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No wobbly shit!

Posted by: Weasel at December 10, 2024 03:03 PM (l7fPC)

228 Maynbe Trump wants DeSantis to run for Govenor of Canada?

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at December 10, 2024 03:03 PM (ig8VZ)

229
Turtles wobble but *can* fall down.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at December 10, 2024 03:01 PM (DTX3h)


There's nothing more charming than little puppies learning to walk. "I'm standing! Just don't blow on me."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2024 03:03 PM (dxSpM)

230 the Merriam-Webster word of the year is 'polarization'
Posted by: Don Black at December 10, 2024 03:02 PM (/7KEl)

The Left ruin everything they touch.

Posted by: ... at December 10, 2024 03:03 PM (W6ek6)

231 When Allen Dulles was at the CIA, he kept a blackmail file on Hoover.

And Hoover had a blackmail file on him.
Posted by: Bulg

Thus the genesis of "Spy vs. Spy"

Posted by: SFGoth at December 10, 2024 03:03 PM (KAi1n)

232 McConnell clinging to power until his last breath is so unseemly.
Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything
----
I know, right?
Posted by: Diane Feinstein
=======
Oui

Ja

Posted by: zombie ruth bader ginsburg at December 10, 2024 03:03 PM (hovnC)

233 How do you say "If only Stalin knew?" in German?


"Yesli by znal Stalin."

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2024 03:03 PM (v6JzV)

234 You know who isn't term limited in 2026?

Bitch McConnell


We all have term limits

Posted by: Death at December 10, 2024 03:04 PM (ig8VZ)

235 McConnell clinging to power until his last breath is so unseemly.

I think there's a certain ego and mental instability that is in anyone who gets into politics at that level. I believe they tell themselves that they are doing good and serving the people, but its about power and money and clinging to the status, etc. Its about how important they are.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2024 03:04 PM (RsS92)

236 ...

Blood flow in the brain is a non-negotiable term limit mechanism for Mitch McConnell.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 10, 2024 03:04 PM (u82oZ)

237 These dusty old Bishops can take their strictures and put them where the sun don't shine. It is my Catholic religion and I'll play it any way I feel like it, thank you very much.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at December 10, 2024 03:04 PM (C53IZ)

238 McConnell clinging to power until his last breath is so unseemly.
Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything
----
I know, right?
Posted by: Diane Feinstein

You would be correct.

Posted by: Bobby Byrd at December 10, 2024 03:05 PM (wrXPz)

239 In Cornelius Ryan's book "The Last Battle", the author describes the big surprise for the German communists who had survived Hitler and the Gestapo, only to have themselves arrested by the NKVD as they emerged from the rubble.

The German communists were divided into two groups - those who had escaped to Moscow after Hitler took over, and those who had stayed in Germany.

Stalin killed a lot of the German communists during the purges, but then trusted the remainder (as much as Stalin trusted anyone). The German communists in German prisons were not trusted.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 10, 2024 03:05 PM (uxCna)

240 If DeSantis is patient he can move into the Secretary of State position (which is a solid presidential stepping stone). Eventually, Marco Rubio is going to realize that he's been significantly neutered. Trump is going to lower the value of the SoS position by assigning special envoys to problem areas in the world. Currently, he has named an envoy for the Middle East and Ukraine. Each time an altercation pops up Trump can just name another envoy and keep the State Department from sticking their nose in.

It's a solid strategy to cut the State Dept. and by association The Deep State out of shaping foreign policy. Marco will get tired of that and move on...DeSantis can slip right in and start focusing on removing hack personnel.

Posted by: Orson at December 10, 2024 03:05 PM (dIske)

241
Senator Carl Hayden of Arizona in something like his seventh term, stepped into a phone booth and said, "Up, please."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2024 03:05 PM (dxSpM)

242 Hadrian the Seventh: "George McGovern tried to open up a restaurant or a bed and breakfast or something like that. He said he had no idea how complicated it all was."

For real?

How perfectly, poetically typical.

Imagine, for example, Joe Biden. Been in government at the highest levels for decades. Couldn't run a lemonade stand. And we have hundreds of these failures "running" a country.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at December 10, 2024 03:05 PM (aXxgO)

243 184 176 I would feel much better if Barky decided to move out of the DC area. As long as he's there, it means trouble. He's first and foremost an agitator.
------------
Be a great place to FBI Raid.
Posted by: pudinhead


Do you really want to be the guy who has to go through Valarie Jarrett's underwear drawer? Big Mike's?

Posted by: Auspex at December 10, 2024 03:05 PM (j4U/Z)

244 How do you say "If only Stalin knew?" in German?
Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 10, 2024 03:01 PM (ibKHN)


LOL

Posted by: mrp at December 10, 2024 03:05 PM (rj6Yv)

245 Imagine even having to make the Word of the Year a stupid political statement. For fucks sake, let it go.

Anyway the only Word I'm interested in is the Lord's and that's the thing that really kills them.

Posted by: ... at December 10, 2024 03:06 PM (W6ek6)

246 McConnell clinging to power until his last breath is so unseemly.



Unbecoming even!!
- Nancy Pelosi

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 10, 2024 03:06 PM (s56Q/)

247 127 McConnell,Biden, or Carter.

Somebody warm up the hearse.
Posted by: Frank Barone


I hope, no pray, it's a hat trick.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 10, 2024 03:06 PM (/U5Yz)

248 You know who isn't term limited in 2026?

Bitch McConnell

We all have term limits
Posted by: Death


Then hop to it. You've been slacking off like a sophomore.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 10, 2024 03:06 PM (xjJnc)

249 McConnell clinging to power until his last breath is so unseemly.
Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything


Pfft. Who wants to go capture Constantinople?
-- Enrico Dandolo, Doge of Venice

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2024 03:06 PM (v6JzV)

250 Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN!
Now you did it.

Bluebell in charge of Homeshooling. Now with shiv self-defense time, rather than naps.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 10, 2024 03:03 PM (u82oZ)

Shiv creation would also be on the required curiculum.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 10, 2024 03:06 PM (VNX3d)

251 Nice. Bibi references the British attack on the French fleet at Mers El Kebir in 1940, in explaining the massive Israeli devastation of former regime military assets in Syria. First thing I thought of myself when the operations began.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 10, 2024 03:07 PM (1m82a)

252 Do you really want to be the guy who has to go through Valarie Jarrett's underwear drawer? Big Mike's?
Posted by: Auspex


Dude! I've got those same boxers!

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 10, 2024 03:07 PM (xjJnc)

253 Need to hope DeathSantis learned his lesson about sleeping with the GOPe and its billionaire donors.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 10, 2024 03:08 PM (aOqEy)

254 Someone asked about Melania's role in the final term...

From my understanding, she's stepping back from all the pointless, decorative First Lady duties she felt forced to do the last time, and will reevaluate and redefine what the role looks like for her. Barron is at NYU, she will stay close by in NYC at Trump Tower. And will come to DC only when necessary. But she respects the role, so she will do the duties as FLOTUS that are important and more than window dressing.

Which is fine by me! Hillary wanted to be Vice Pres as FLOTUS, and I think made the role more outsized than it was before. I'm excited to see what FLOTUS for Melania looks like. I hope it shakes things up.

Posted by: LizLem at December 10, 2024 03:08 PM (wcIbG)

255 Hour of the Wolf

I can see middle schoolers at the forge, with Forged by Fire as homework.

Sharpening stones for the investment win.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 10, 2024 03:08 PM (u82oZ)

256 DeathSantis should finish out his last 2 years as guv. There will be positions in 2027. There did always turnover in the cabinet, especially after mid terms.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 10, 2024 03:08 PM (s56Q/)

257
"McGovern had made several real estate investments in the D.C. area and became interested in hotel operations. In 1988, using the money he had earned from his speeches, the McGoverns bought, renovated, and began running a 150-room inn in Stratford, Connecticut, with the goal of providing a hotel, restaurant, and public conference facility. It went into bankruptcy in 1990 and closed the following year. In 1992 McGovern published his reflections on the experience in the Wall Street Journal and the Nation's Restaurant News. He attributed part of the failure to the early 1990s recession, but also part to the cost of dealing with federal, state, and local regulations that were passed with good intentions but made life difficult for small businesses, and to the cost of dealing with frivolous lawsuits. McGovern wrote, "I ... wish that during the years I was in public office I had had this firsthand experience about the difficulties business people face every day. That knowledge would have made me a better U.S. senator and a more understanding presidential contender." His statement would still be resonating with American conservatives two decades later."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2024 03:08 PM (dxSpM)

258 Do you really want to be the guy who has to go through Valarie Jarrett's underwear drawer? Big Mike's?
Posted by: Auspex

That might deserve hazmat suits and hazardous duty pay.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 10, 2024 03:08 PM (VNX3d)

259 Get Wray indicted and convicted of any felony possible and strip him of his pension, same for the fucking deputy..

Posted by: M. Gaga at December 10, 2024 03:08 PM (jYlLq)

260 Oh he is going to run away that why he is quitting

Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2024 03:08 PM (fwDg9)

261
Someone asked about Melania's role in the final term...

Chain-mail bikini and a bloody axe.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2024 03:09 PM (dxSpM)

262
Incidentally, anyone know the makeup of the Dan Penny jury?

Any blacks?

Orientals?

Injuns?

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 10, 2024 03:09 PM (r4Har)

263 But that SASC hearing with Strom in the chair where the gay rights guy testified was a treasure that only an aged Strom could deliver.

Plus, his front office talent was always, always smokin' hot.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 10, 2024 03:10 PM (1m82a)

264 Hour of the Wolf

I can see middle schoolers at the forge, with Forged by Fire as homework.

Sharpening stones for the investment win.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 10, 2024 03:08 PM (u82oZ)

High schoolers building their own Kentucky Rifles. Advanced students get to build machine guns or submachine guns.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 10, 2024 03:10 PM (VNX3d)

265
“Leader McConnell tripped following lunch. He sustained a minor cut to the face and sprained his wrist. He has been cleared to resume his schedule.”

Ffs.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 10, 2024 03:10 PM (/U5Yz)

266 Can we have a deck of cards with pictures of Obama / Biden goons on them?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 10, 2024 03:10 PM (u82oZ)

267 261
Someone asked about Melania's role in the final term...

Chain-mail bikini and a bloody axe.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2024 03:09 PM (dxSpM)

Chain-mail is pinchy.

I'd suggest a tasteful red white and blue number.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 10, 2024 03:10 PM (aOqEy)

268 e de facto coup attempt of 2015-2017, and how insane it is that it hasn't reshaped just about everything.

Sometimes the Empire is so big and subtle that nobody will publicly notice it's not wearing pants. Like a Sunday Book thread.

Posted by: DaveA at December 10, 2024 03:10 PM (FhXTo)

269 >>> Need to hope DeathSantis learned his lesson about sleeping with the GOPe and its billionaire donors.

And to not let your footwear become a meme.

I'd really love Rubio as SoS if Cuba finally happens to fall while he's in the role. There is no one better suited to oversee it with care, and who knows those people and what they need.

Posted by: LizLem at December 10, 2024 03:11 PM (wcIbG)

270 96 ...If it's a hip, he needs to go to the train station.
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With Rip driving. Or Beth?

Posted by: dingbat63 at December 10, 2024 03:11 PM (scFbS)

271 The Untouchables… well, not so much…

Posted by: tubal at December 10, 2024 03:11 PM (PCK5/)

272 I would like to see the security clearance of every FORMER official revoked immediately. As soon as your job no longer requires it, gone.

Doesn't Hillary still have security privileges?

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage deplorable, uneducated woman at December 10, 2024 03:11 PM (W2Pud)

273 Hour of the Wolf

Oh, I like it.

We should start our oun Academy.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 10, 2024 03:12 PM (u82oZ)

274
The Director serves at the pleasure of the President and can be removed for any reason or no reason at all.



There's a whole slew of flag officers at the Pentagon who just broke out in flop sweat.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 10, 2024 03:12 PM (y9nCu)

275 267 261
Someone asked about Melania's role in the final term...

Chain-mail bikini and a bloody axe.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2024 03:09 PM (dxSpM)

Chain-mail is pinchy.

I'd suggest a tasteful red white and blue number.
Posted by: AlaBAMA


Sheer bodysuit.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 10, 2024 03:12 PM (/U5Yz)

276 rhomboid: "Bibi references the British attack on the French fleet at Mers El Kebir in 1940, in explaining the massive Israeli devastation of former regime military assets in Syria."

Netanyahu is certainly punching above his weight. At this rate he'll go down in history as Churchillian. He's going to be - if not already - a historic figure, and I don't think it hyperbole. He met the times and corralled it magnificently.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at December 10, 2024 03:12 PM (aXxgO)

277 192 It would be refreshing to see an elected official, after serving their term with dignity and respect, leave the office and go back to the private sector to show how the legislation they supported works in real life.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage deplorable, uneducated woman at December 10, 2024 02:58 PM (W2Pud)
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Unfortunately, since they know how their legislation will work in real life, it's the LAST place they want to go.

Or so it would seem.

Posted by: Just Lily at December 10, 2024 03:12 PM (iEzig)

278 Put McConnell in a wheelchair and you've got a Captain Pike situation.

Posted by: WisRich at December 10, 2024 03:12 PM (G0vdT)

279
272 Doesn't Hillary still have security privileges?

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage deplorable, uneducated woman at December 10, 2024 03:11 PM (W2Pud


The woman who kept classified documents on her bathroom server?

Sure.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 10, 2024 03:12 PM (aOqEy)

280 Thanks Hadrian. That McGovern article should be required memorization and discussion at the orientation course Harvard runs for new members of Congress.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 10, 2024 03:12 PM (1m82a)

281 @12

>>He's probably asking himself that very question.

He could always try ballet, he seem to like to stand on his tip toes.

I KEED, I KEED.

I love the meatball, love him to pieces.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 10, 2024 03:12 PM (XV/Pl)

282 DeSantis should run again in 2028, along with Vance and whoever is interested, and see who is the most MAGAery of them all

Except Nikki, if she runs again she needs to be committed to Arkham Asylum, bitch be crazy

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Seeker of Mistletoes Hanging Over Bodacious Wagshambas at December 10, 2024 03:13 PM (lM5BR)

283 So.. J Edgar Hoover served at the pleasure of.. how many presidents???

Posted by: tubal at December 10, 2024 03:13 PM (PCK5/)

284
Nurse, how is the heir to the Ratched fortune doing?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2024 03:13 PM (dxSpM)

285 Klobuchar is right. Wray should be serving a 10 year term.

Posted by: Wally at December 10, 2024 03:14 PM (xyxcf)

286 [Rumor per Seb Gorka:]

Kari Lake may be appointed US Ambassador to Mexico.

Wow. My preference was for Chairman of the Federal Election Commission.

Posted by: ShainS -- Deus Ex Muskina [h/t Mike Benz] at December 10, 2024 03:14 PM (CHyVR)

287 Probably said already but Desantis can join the administration after his term... unless anyone thinks there won't be staff turnover in a couple years...

Posted by: Inogame at December 10, 2024 03:14 PM (53oGX)

288 264, yes!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at December 10, 2024 03:14 PM (cY18j)

289 285 Klobuchar is right. Wray should be serving a 10 year term.
Posted by: Wally at December 10, 2024 03:14 PM (xyxcf)

In Gitmo.

Posted by: XTC at December 10, 2024 03:14 PM (UnA8+)

290 218 Ian Jaeger @IanJaeger29 1h
BREAKING: Senator Markwayne Mullin says that Senator Joni Ernst should not be primaried if she votes NO on Pete Hegseth’s confirmation as Secretary of Defense.

👀
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 10, 2024 03:02 PM (hovnC)

Who da fuq is this guy ???

Posted by: Pres. Merkin Muffley at December 10, 2024 03:15 PM (TTAGa)

291 XTC

The Man Without a Country. On Amphibs.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 10, 2024 03:15 PM (u82oZ)

292 So.. J Edgar Hoover served at the pleasure of.. how many presidents???
Posted by: tubal


Pleasure? None.

Blackmailed? 8 or 9.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 10, 2024 03:15 PM (xjJnc)

293 I doubt it dawned on anyone in the Biden administration to bomb our assets before they fell into Taliban hands. I'm sure the clowns would have thought that wasn't fair. Israelis fight to win, not he fair

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 10, 2024 03:16 PM (C8u8d)

294 I'd say be careful with DeSantis. His donor base was the same assholes who wanted status quo. Open borders and a compliant hoi poloi.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 10, 2024 03:16 PM (aOqEy)

295 Trump wants his DIL Lara to be senator

I say, pick the best person Ron

Posted by: Gonzotx at December 10, 2024 03:16 PM (YjECI)

296 o.. J Edgar Hoover served at the pleasure of.. how many presidents???
Posted by: tubal at December 10, 2024 03:13 PM (PCK5/)

None of them. They served at his.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 10, 2024 03:16 PM (dGCAG)

297 Never forget that the FBI was founded by a Bonaparte.

Yes, of those Bonapartes.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2024 03:16 PM (v6JzV)

298 One big, fucking crime syndicate.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 10, 2024 03:16 PM (80fve)

299 The only person J. Edgar pleasured was Clyde Tolson.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2024 03:17 PM (v6JzV)

300 Bibi references the British attack on the French fleet at Mers El Kebir in 1940, in explaining the massive Israeli devastation of former regime military assets in Syria."


*scribbles furiously

Posted by: Japanese High Command at December 10, 2024 03:17 PM (w9Wax)

301 @290

>>BREAKING: Senator Markwayne Mullin says that Senator Joni Ernst should not be primaried if she votes NO on Pete Hegseth’s confirmation as Secretary of Defense.

Listen Mother F**ker, nobody voted for you or the f**king GOPe agenda, you can take your f**king piehole and shut it the f**k up and relegate yourself to peeping beneath the feet of Colossus.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 10, 2024 03:18 PM (XV/Pl)

302 By resigning, Wray is playing some angle; the question is what angle?

In Washington there are no "ends," only means.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at December 10, 2024 03:18 PM (wBaIH)

303 By the way, Trump is going to continue donating his paycheck for Presidency rather than taking it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2024 03:18 PM (RsS92)

304 290 218 Ian Jaeger @IanJaeger29 1h
BREAKING: Senator Markwayne Mullin says that Senator Joni Ernst should not be primaried if she votes NO on Pete Hegseth’s confirmation as Secretary of Defense.

👀
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 10, 2024 03:02 PM (hovnC)

Who da fuq is this guy ???
Posted by: Pres. Merkin Muffley


Who the fuq would name their child Markwayne?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 10, 2024 03:18 PM (/U5Yz)

305 8 DeSantis should stay where he is. He's doing a fine job in Florida.
Posted by: huerfano at December 10, 2024 02:29 PM (DKIGo)

=====

The thing is that he's term-limited and his term ends in 2026. What does he do afterwards?

He's probably asking himself that very question.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 10, 2024 02:30 PM (cD1dp)

That seems perfect to take a position then in the admin or an elected one.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2024 03:18 PM (n7h9X)

306 Wray is only quitting so Stephen Colbert's audience won't have to figure out how to react to news that Wray was fired.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at December 10, 2024 03:19 PM (KbCG3)

307
Sen Mullin is of Oklahoma and is supposebly Pete's biggest supporter in the Senate.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 10, 2024 03:19 PM (uaPFX)

308 BREAKING: Senator Markwayne Mullin says that Senator Joni Ernst should not be primaried if she votes NO on Pete Hegseth’s confirmation as Secretary of Defense.


who bitch this is?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 10, 2024 03:19 PM (Pv3Rg)

309 The biggest shock of the next four years is going to be which agencies and which persons were working FOR the people of America.

Because, as we are seeing, it seems every agency and every employee had one mission:
Defeat America, Stop Trump, Stop Conservatives, Elect Democrats.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 10, 2024 03:19 PM (G7Fd7)

310 Hour of the Wolf

Oh, I like it.

We should start our oun Academy.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 10, 2024 03:12 PM (u82oZ)

We'd still need Weasel for marksmanship, and Bluebell for the shiv and knife work. Perhaps Piper to run the physical education classes, Nurse Ratched for health, and a few others. Civics and history would have a lot of candidates from the Horde, and I think science and law would be covered well.

I'm not as certain about math, though, since it's discouraged here.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 10, 2024 03:19 PM (VNX3d)

311 Moar FBI Purge

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 10, 2024 03:19 PM (xcxpd)

312 Kyle Becker @kylenabecker 3h
Breaking News.🚨

Fulton County Superior Court has issued a default judgment against District Attorney Fani Willis for refusing to turn over records that could document her collusion with the J6 committee and Special Counsel Jack Smith.

The court order states: "By finding the Defendant in default, the Court has effectively declared that she violated the ORA [Open Records Act]. The Court further ORDERS the Defendant to conduct a thorough search of her records for responsive materials within five business days of this Order's entry."

"Within the same five-day period, the Defendant is ORDERED to provide the Plaintiff with copies of all responsive records that are not legally exempt or excepted from disclosure. If the Defendant must or chooses to withhold any portion of a requested record, she is instructed to adhere to the procedures outlined in the ORA."

However, the Fulton County D.A. claims that such records don't exist, potentially putting her at legal risk of perjury and obstruction of justice.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 10, 2024 03:19 PM (hovnC)

313 Who the fuq would name their child Markwayne?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 10, 2024 03:18 PM (/U5Yz)

"Well, his daddy wasn't to name him Wayne. I wanted to name him Mark. So we compromised and decided to get him beat up all throughout school."

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at December 10, 2024 03:20 PM (KbCG3)

314 Trump earned that paycheck. He ought to take it and spend it on stupid shit he loves.

At least for a while.

The man got shot for that paycheck.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 10, 2024 03:20 PM (aOqEy)

315 Kyle Becker @kylenabecker 3h
The court makes it clear that it has substantive reason to believe Willis is withholding records:

"Defendant is further ORDERED to provide an explanation why such correspondence does not exist in Defendant’s records (or why it is being withheld)."

However, if Willis does turn over the records, it could provide proof of a criminal conspiracy. Oh, the irony.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 10, 2024 03:20 PM (hovnC)

316 Can DeSantis run for governor after sitting out for a term??

Posted by: tubal at December 10, 2024 03:20 PM (PCK5/)

317 OT -

For DOGE - stop all payments to news organizations, journalists, reporters, influencers, tiktokers, podcasters etc., including stopping payments laundered through NGOs.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 10, 2024 03:20 PM (9AdWJ)

318 Who the fuq would name their child Markwayne?
Posted by: Maj. Healey

Bob Kane?

Posted by: Japanese High Command at December 10, 2024 03:20 PM (w9Wax)

319 >>> 16 What are the major signs of schizophrenia?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson work phone at December 10, 2024 02:31 PM (HsOwE)

Writing a manifesto to explain why you murdered a CEO?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 10, 2024 03:20 PM (KcwUg)

320
>>}By the way, Trump is going to continue donating his paycheck for Presidency rather than taking it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

I wouldn't if I were him. What's the point? To please the Democrats? Whogivesafuck?

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 10, 2024 03:21 PM (uaPFX)

321 Maybe this Senator Markwayne Mullin is shagging Joni.

Seems to be her M.O.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 10, 2024 03:21 PM (Q4IgG)

322 Jan. 20, 2025:

FBI Agent No. 1: Hey, Joe, you wanna take this call from the CI on that Jersey terror suspect? He says things are "in motion."

FBI Agent No. 2: Nah, I'm good.

FBI Agent No. 1: [Hangs up phone.] Heh heh heh.

Posted by: Nino Leven at December 10, 2024 03:21 PM (qUkBO)

323
Markwayne Clark is a stupid name for a stupid general.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2024 03:21 PM (dxSpM)

324 The Senate needs to get back to doing real budgets, and drafting legislation that will be needed after Trump void thousands of pages of regulations.

They've had it too easy for too long.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 10, 2024 03:21 PM (ibKHN)

325 319 >>> 16 What are the major signs of schizophrenia?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson work phone at December 10, 2024 02:31 PM (HsOwE)

Writing a manifesto to explain why you murdered a CEO?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 10, 2024 03:20 PM (KcwUg)

Voting Democrat..

Posted by: tubal at December 10, 2024 03:21 PM (PCK5/)

326 Thanks Hadrian. That McGovern article should be required memorization and discussion at the orientation course Harvard runs for new members of Congress.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 10, 2024 03:12 PM (1m82a)

I think Congress should dump Harvard's "contribution", and sign up with a college that has a horsemanship program and a required 21-day outdoor program for freshpersons.

https://tinyurl.com/268esmbm

Posted by: mrp at December 10, 2024 03:21 PM (rj6Yv)

327 248 You know who isn't term limited in 2026?

Bitch McConnell

We all have term limits
Posted by: Death


Then hop to it. You've been slacking off like a sophomore.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 10, 2024 03:06 PM (xjJnc)

------

Amen, Death.

Good riddance to bad rubbish.

Posted by: Seems Legit at December 10, 2024 03:21 PM (jyAD3)

328 319 >>> 16 What are the major signs of schizophrenia?
do libs think a lazy eye is a sign of schizophrenia or something?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 10, 2024 03:22 PM (Pv3Rg)

329 By resigning, Wray is playing some angle; the question is what angle?

In Washington there are no "ends," only means.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at December 10, 2024 03:18 PM (wBaIH)

The angle is that he's chickenshit.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2024 03:22 PM (n7h9X)

330
Someone asked about Melania's role in the final term...


As I said in an earlier thread.

Writing up the enemies list

And remember, The female of the species is more deadly than the male

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 10, 2024 03:22 PM (y9nCu)

331
There have been incidents at deer camp and trout camp where respected elder members have been unstable, perhaps even falling under the gravitas of their position, but never to the point of needing medical attention.

Posted by: Auspex at December 10, 2024 03:22 PM (j4U/Z)

332 Governor of Luna, DeSantis.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 10, 2024 03:22 PM (saXh0)

333 Since Obama lit the White House up with gay lights, Trump should place a 24 x 6 (Sundays off) laser MAGA light show on the front of the White House.

Oh, and pipe Lee Greenwood through the landscape speakers for four years.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 10, 2024 03:23 PM (aOqEy)

334 Put DeSantis on the Supreme Court

Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 10, 2024 03:23 PM (NQtI0)

335 Is Markwayne pronounced as mar-KWA‐nay ?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 10, 2024 03:23 PM (9AdWJ)

336 >>>I'd really love Rubio as SoS if Cuba finally happens to fall while he's in the role. There is no one better suited to oversee it with care, and who knows those people and what they need.
Posted by: LizLem at December 10, 2024 03:11 PM (wcIbG)
*****
I believe, unencumbered by any real knowledge, that is the motivating reason behind him becoming SoS. He has spoken in the past about his father and their family’s struggle as Cubans. I believe it will happen and even at my old age, I’m going there to drink rum and smoke cigars. Maybe ogle some beautiful Cuban gals.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at December 10, 2024 03:23 PM (2yAnV)

337 Oh, and pipe Lee Greenwood through the landscape speakers for four years.
Posted by: AlaBAMA


Gads, no.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2024 03:23 PM (v6JzV)

338 The Senate needs to get back to doing real budgets, and drafting legislation that will be needed after Trump void thousands of pages of regulations.

They've had it too easy for too long.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 10, 2024 03:21 PM (ibKHN)

House does budgets

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2024 03:23 PM (n7h9X)

339
I think Congress should dump Harvard's "contribution", and sign up with a college that has a horsemanship program and a required 21-day outdoor program for freshpersons.

Run by Marine drill instructors.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2024 03:24 PM (dxSpM)

340 Rɪᴄʜᴀʀᴅ Kᴇᴍᴘ ⋁ @COLRICHARDKEMP 8h
Strategic masterstroke by Israel. In perhaps the most intensive bombing campaign in its history, Israel has destroyed the Syrian air force, air defences, navy & army assets plus defence industries & C2I. Looks also like chemical weapons neutralised/seized. IDF ground forces secured defence lines inside Syria. This eliminates a significant threat to Israel & further degrades & neutralises the remnants of Hizballah. It is also yet another hammer blow to Iran.

Joel Pollak @joelpollak 2h
Watching Israel bomb every major weapon left in Syria is a reminder of how disastrous the US withdrawal from Afghanistan was, when Biden allowed billions of dollars of weaponry and equipment to fall into the terrorists’ hands.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 10, 2024 03:24 PM (hovnC)

341 Christopher A. Wray plans to resign on or before Inauguration Day
.....

Goodbye Ducklips.

Posted by: wth at December 10, 2024 03:24 PM (v0R5T)

342 "I read that the Ambassador to Prague gets to live in an 80 room 18th century baroque mansion with a huge staff of domestic servants to wait on him and his guests night and day. Supposed to be about the best diplomatic posting anyone can get.
Posted by: Tom Servo"

I would have though living amongst the beautiful Czech women would be the best benefit.

Posted by: Ripley at December 10, 2024 03:25 PM (GUOwU)

343 Israel is the only FAFO country today.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 10, 2024 03:25 PM (aOqEy)

344
Now can the right find dirt money Cornyn or him support ing a bunch of Democrat nonsense aka Ernst?

He definitely needs to be brought to heel.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 10, 2024 03:25 PM (iJfKG)

345 Not only is Trump not drawing a pay check, but neither are Elon and Vivek..and someone other nominee of Trump is not taking a salary..can't recall who right now.

Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at December 10, 2024 03:25 PM (DJ7uY)

346 The best part about Ernst being thwarted in her "I have dress--obey me" bullshit whisper campaign was that it was the play they tried to run to pass amnesty for Biden:
Draft a "conservative" from a safe red state to be the fake bipartisan face of the Uniparty.

It's like they don't realize we see through that bullshit and we're ain't putting up with it any more.

Notice how the narrative has shifted from "Trump nominees will have difficulty getting approved" after Gaetz withdrew to "all of Trump nominees will be approved?"

Yeah. I think the Gaetz nomination was solely to flush out and expose the enemy agents in the GOP.
Not only did they fall for it, they have been isolated and sidelined.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 10, 2024 03:25 PM (G7Fd7)

347 Aka= ala

Who knew?

Posted by: naturalfake at December 10, 2024 03:26 PM (iJfKG)

348 “Leader McConnell tripped following lunch. He sustained a minor cut to the face and sprained his wrist. He has been cleared to resume his schedule.”

Ffs.

Posted by: Maj. Healey
----

His schedule. I guess ripping off the country doesnt require much health or effort.

Posted by: ... at December 10, 2024 03:26 PM (W6ek6)

349 304 Who the fuq would name their child Markwayne?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 10, 2024 03:18 PM (/U5Yz)

People who knew that their defective genes could only produce the kind of Mendacious Dipshit that would answer to the name of "Markwayne".

Posted by: XTC at December 10, 2024 03:26 PM (UnA8+)

350 345 Not only is Trump not drawing a pay check, but neither are Elon and Vivek..and someone other nominee of Trump is not taking a salary..can't recall who right now.
Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at December 10, 2024 03:25 PM (DJ7uY


They should all, collectively, donate that money to the J6 families for what they have lost.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 10, 2024 03:26 PM (aOqEy)

351 Hadrian the Seventh

Plus they have to apply the 3 major Laws of Thermodynamics to energy programs. Get some of the Sub Nuc instructors from Orlando.

Nuclear would win.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 10, 2024 03:26 PM (u82oZ)

352 339
I think Congress should dump Harvard's "contribution", and sign up with a college that has a horsemanship program and a required 21-day outdoor program for freshpersons.

Run by Marine drill instructors.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2024 03:24 PM (dxSpM)

Is there such a place?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 10, 2024 03:26 PM (QGaXH)

353 You know Israel was sitting on a list of targets for years, not taking action yet because they didn't want to annoy both the USA and Russia.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2024 03:26 PM (RsS92)

354 Someone asked about Melania's role in the final term...

As I said in an earlier thread.

Writing up the enemies list

And remember, The female of the species is more deadly than the male
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
......

Never steal a hot chicks underwear.

Posted by: wth at December 10, 2024 03:27 PM (v0R5T)

355 Lara Trump >> Kelly Loeffler

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 10, 2024 03:27 PM (/U5Yz)

356 347 Aka= ala

Who knew?

Posted by: naturalfake at December 10, 2024 03:26 PM (iJfKG)

I thought Aka = Red.

Posted by: XTC at December 10, 2024 03:27 PM (UnA8+)

357 Biden allowed billions of dollars of weaponry and equipment to fall into the terrorists’ hands.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 10, 2024 03:24 PM (hovnC)

"allowed"

"fall"

Posted by: ... at December 10, 2024 03:27 PM (W6ek6)

358 Maybe Melania wants to keep an eye on Barron and make sure he doesn't get involved with a skanky NYU chick.

Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at December 10, 2024 03:28 PM (DJ7uY)

359
Is Markwayne pronounced as mar-KWA‐nay ?

Throatwobbler Mangrove

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 10, 2024 03:28 PM (63Dwl)

360 I wouldn't if I were him. What's the point? To please the Democrats?

450k a year is couch change to him, plus its making a statement about his intent to serve rather than gain.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2024 03:28 PM (RsS92)

361 358 Maybe Melania wants to keep an eye on Barron and make sure he doesn't get involved with a skanky NYU chick.
Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at December 10, 2024 03:28 PM (DJ7uY)

Smart woman, if so

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 10, 2024 03:28 PM (aOqEy)

362 Christopher A. Wray plans to resign on or before Inauguration Day

Wonder what he's going to hand off to Trump? He played quite a role.

Posted by: t-bird at December 10, 2024 03:28 PM (jnR6n)

363 Outgoing Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell fell over during a Senate lunch on Tuesday. McConnell, 82, is the outgoing leader of the Senate Republicans and has been battling a string of health issues over the last few years including multiple falls. Medical staff with a wheelchair were called in to assist after the senator fell during the lunch and sprained his wrist. He also has a cut on his face according to a witness in the room. Leader McConnell tripped following lunch He sustained a minor cut to the face and sprained his wrist.

Posted by: SMOD at December 10, 2024 03:28 PM (RHGPo)

364 andycanuck: "However, the Fulton County D.A. claims that such records don't exist, potentially putting her at legal risk of perjury and obstruction of justice."

Then Guilty on all counts by default. Would you like the pink jumpsuit or the orange one?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at December 10, 2024 03:28 PM (aXxgO)

365 357 Biden allowed billions of dollars of weaponry and equipment to fall into the terrorists’ hands.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 10, 2024 03:24 PM (hovnC)

"allowed"

"fall"
Posted by: ... at December 10, 2024 03:27 PM (W6ek6)

allowed :: made sure

fall :: was delivered

Posted by: XTC at December 10, 2024 03:28 PM (UnA8+)

366 Looks also like chemical weapons neutralised/seized.
--------

Oh no, our weapons!!!

-The Deep State

Posted by: ... at December 10, 2024 03:29 PM (W6ek6)

367 As to that rumor that Kari Lake might possibly become the ambassador to Mexico...

I need some knowledge put to me. How essential are these roles really, and how important is it that the ambassador speaks the language, understands the customs, maybe has some cultural background. Because for the dems, it seemed like they were largely just plum gifts to high ranking donors, no qualifications necessary.

I still found Obama's sending Jon Huntsman Jr. to China to be a head scratcher. Apparently his lauded knowledge of the Chinese language was mid at best. But it just confirmed that he was fully entrenched an establishment government leech. Donkey or elephant, it was all the same.

Posted by: LizLem at December 10, 2024 03:29 PM (wcIbG)

368 Lara Trump has manface, but a decent rack.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2024 03:29 PM (v6JzV)

369 359
Is Markwayne pronounced as mar-KWA‐nay ?

Throatwobbler Mangrove
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 10, 2024 03:28 PM (63Dwl)

"Cocque Sucquer".

Posted by: XTC at December 10, 2024 03:29 PM (UnA8+)

370
Not only is Trump not drawing a pay check, but neither are Elon and Vivek..and someone other nominee of Trump is not taking a salary..can't recall who right now.
Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals


I think it's illegal to volunteer your service to the government. During the world wars there were a lot of "dollar a year" men from industry who ran various production agencies.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2024 03:29 PM (dxSpM)

371
Then Guilty on all counts by default. Would you like the pink jumpsuit or the orange one?
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at December 10, 2024 03:28 PM (aXxgO)

Can she put the jumpsuit on backwards?

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 10, 2024 03:29 PM (CIS44)

372 @353 great plan, at this time, in this place both US and Russia are irrelevant

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 10, 2024 03:29 PM (C8u8d)

373 Have been seeing a few libs start to post that Kash Patel has the major physiological signs of schizophrenia. They are VERY afraid of him, aren't they?
Posted by: American Hawkman


Shaming people for a mental illness? How ableist of them.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at December 10, 2024 03:30 PM (hB7mE)

374 The court order states: "By finding the Defendant in default, the Court has effectively declared that she violated the ORA [Open Records Act]. The Court further ORDERS the Defendant to conduct a thorough search of her records for responsive materials within five business days of this Order's entry."

"Within the same five-day period, the Defendant is ORDERED to provide the Plaintiff with copies of all responsive records that are not legally exempt or excepted from disclosure. If the Defendant must or chooses to withhold any portion of a requested record, she is instructed to adhere to the procedures outlined in the ORA."


How is this not just another extension of time? The court says "Do this." She says "F*ck you." Then the court says "That was naughty. Now do this." Where's the penalty for the inferred violation?

Posted by: Oddbob at December 10, 2024 03:30 PM (/y8xj)

375 352 339
I think Congress should dump Harvard's "contribution", and sign up with a college that has a horsemanship program and a required 21-day outdoor program for freshpersons.

Run by Marine drill instructors.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2024 03:24 PM (dxSpM)

Is there such a place?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 10, 2024 03:26 PM (QGaXH)

My oldest went to Hamilton back in the '00s.

They had a 22 week outdoor program to start freshman year. It was one of a coupe of choices for "orientation week".

They didn't have riflery, but his Rhetoric professor was a hunter, and took him under his wing during his years there.

Posted by: Pres. Merkin Muffley at December 10, 2024 03:30 PM (TTAGa)

376 The other folks who need to be immediately fired?

Inspector Generals. They are supposed to be the watch dogs of these organizations, yet seem to be blind to all the crap that has been done.

and even IF years later, they find some 'small' problem, they don't do anything about it... they file a report into the circular file repository... and never speak of it again.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 10, 2024 03:30 PM (QAkQ3)

377 Go Israel Go

Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2024 03:30 PM (fwDg9)

378 Trump wants his DIL Lara to be senator

I say, pick the best person Ron
Posted by: Gonzotx at December 10, 2024 03:16 PM (YjECI)

I agree he should pick Lara.

Posted by: ... at December 10, 2024 03:31 PM (W6ek6)

379 By resigning, Wray is playing some angle; the question is what angle?
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'History' will reflect that he resigned, rather than being fired. It will probably suggest that he honorably resigned rather than serve under a Nazi

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2024 03:31 PM (XeU6L)

380 Sean Davis @seanmdav 36m
Neither Mitch McConnell nor Joe Biden is physically or mentally capable of executing the duties of their offices. Everyone sees it and everyone knows it.

Both are propped up by people whose power and prestige and access to wealth evaporates the second the incapacitated old men retire. Our nation deserves better than two corrupt and senile buffoons clinging to power for power’s sake.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 10, 2024 03:31 PM (hovnC)

381 I think it's illegal to volunteer your service to the government. During the world wars there were a lot of "dollar a year" men from industry who ran various production agencies.

Trump takes the paycheck and donated it to a different government agency every month.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2024 03:32 PM (RsS92)

382 >>> 286 [Rumor per Seb Gorka:]

Kari Lake may be appointed US Ambassador to Mexico.

Wow. My preference was for Chairman of the Federal Election Commission.
Posted by: ShainS -- Deus Ex Muskina [h/t Mike Benz] at December 10, 2024 03:14 PM (CHyVR)

I'd suggest DeathSantis for FEC Chair but I *really* want him to finish out his term in Florida. I want to see what he does next as a governor with OrangeManBad as President.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 10, 2024 03:32 PM (KcwUg)

383 How is this not just another extension of time? The court says "Do this." She says "F*ck you." Then the court says "That was naughty. Now do this." Where's the penalty for the inferred violation?
Posted by: Oddbob at December 10, 2024 03:30 PM (/y8xj)

Yet Trump was threatened with Jail if he broke a New York State Judges gag order.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 10, 2024 03:32 PM (QAkQ3)

384 Joe Biden -- The Phantom Menace.

AKA -- The President Who Never Was.

Posted by: eleven at December 10, 2024 03:32 PM (iziT8)

385 323
Markwayne Clark is a stupid name for a stupid general.
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General (4 stars) Mark Wayne Clark of WW1 and WW2 Fame and President of The Citadel would take exception the generalization.

Posted by: dingbat63 at December 10, 2024 03:32 PM (scFbS)

386 Certain photos of Patel do make him appear a bit maniacal (I'm pleased to observe).

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 10, 2024 03:32 PM (h/ffs)

387
"Within the same five-day period, the Defendant is ORDERED to provide the Plaintiff with copies of all responsive records that are not legally exempt or excepted from disclosure. If the Defendant must or chooses to withhold any portion of a requested record, she is instructed to adhere to the procedures outlined in the ORA."

However, the Fulton County D.A. claims that such records don't exist, potentially putting her at legal risk of perjury and obstruction of justice.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 10, 2024 03:19 PM (hovnC)
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Just issue a bench warrant and be done with it.

Posted by: WisRich at December 10, 2024 03:32 PM (G0vdT)

388 /off Dr Strangelove sock

Posted by: browndog recounting the past at December 10, 2024 03:32 PM (TTAGa)

389 Inspector Generals. They are supposed to be the watch dogs of these organizations, yet seem to be blind to all the crap that has been done.

Yeah that entire department needs to be cleaned out and rebooted. Basically Obama fired and replaced anyone who was doing their job and pointing out corruption, illegality, or waste.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2024 03:33 PM (RsS92)

390 People who knew that their defective genes could only produce the kind of Mendacious Dipshit that would answer to the name of "Markwayne".

Someone who misheard an audiobook by Samuel Clemens?

Posted by: t-bird at December 10, 2024 03:33 PM (jnR6n)

391 NOOD

Mitch















Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 10, 2024 03:33 PM (KcwUg)

392 Nunes is one of the only prominent Americans I trust (and wouldn't like to see unceremoniously hurled into a pit full of rape dogs).

If he says Patel is good, I won't automatically suspect that he's a treacherous schemer and poison pill, like I do with everyone else in the country.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 10, 2024 03:33 PM (0l8OY)

393 Outgoing Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell fell over during a Senate lunch on Tuesday. McConnell, 82
.......

Lunch be dangerous, yo.

Posted by: wth at December 10, 2024 03:34 PM (v0R5T)

394 Wow Kari the access to blow alone. She will have a kinship with Hunter that precious few could fathom.

Posted by: ... at December 10, 2024 03:34 PM (W6ek6)

395 Kari Lake may be appointed US Ambassador to Mexico.

Perfect job for desert Barbie.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 10, 2024 03:34 PM (/U5Yz)

396 On the one hand, there are so many targets of the swamp that need attacked.

On the other hand, there are so many targets, they can't defend them all.

And remember: This whole occupation requires the near-universal support of the media, academia and entertainment--just to keep the Democrats barely clinging to power.
As each agency falls to the Trump Reconquista, it will magnify the losses of the Uniparty.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 10, 2024 03:34 PM (G7Fd7)

397 Trump earned that paycheck. He ought to take it and spend it on stupid shit he loves.



26" spinners for The Beast.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 10, 2024 03:34 PM (xjJnc)

398 Inspector Generals. They are supposed to be the watch dogs of these organizations, yet seem to be blind to all the crap that has been done.

Centralize power into single positions and then purchase them. See also, The Senate.

Posted by: t-bird at December 10, 2024 03:34 PM (jnR6n)

399 > Biden allowed billions of dollars of weaponry and equipment to fall into the terrorists’ hands.

There's footage of Trump at a party telling the story of Gen Milley informing Trump it would be cheaper to leave all that equipment over there than to bring it back. This is the same Milley who bragged about telling China he would disobey direct orders to act against them.

I'm fairly confident Milley and others always planned to give that equipment to our enemies.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 10, 2024 03:34 PM (Odg76)

400 Kerry Picket: Wray Wants to Avoid Being Fired by Trump, Plans to Resign Before the Inauguration

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So what's taking him so long, go already. I'm sure the office will be just fine without him.

Posted by: Decaf at December 10, 2024 03:35 PM (unUNN)

401 375 My oldest went to Hamilton back in the '00s.

They had a 22 week outdoor program to start freshman year. It was one of a coupe of choices for "orientation week".

They didn't have riflery, but his Rhetoric professor was a hunter, and took him under his wing during his years there.
Posted by: Pres. Merkin Muffley at December 10, 2024 03:30 PM (TTAGa)

Mandatory Conscription would get today's little shits in line.

Posted by: XTC at December 10, 2024 03:35 PM (UnA8+)

402 392 Nunes is one of the only prominent Americans I trust (and wouldn't like to see unceremoniously hurled into a pit full of rape dogs).

If he says Patel is good, I won't automatically suspect that he's a treacherous schemer and poison pill, like I do with everyone else in the country.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 10, 2024 03:33 PM (0l8OY)

Schemer? Probably not.

Likes to pretend he's more effective than he's capable of being? Most definitely.

Posted by: XTC at December 10, 2024 03:36 PM (UnA8+)

403 Kerry Picket: Wray Wants to Avoid Being Fired by Trump, Plans to Resign Before the Inauguration

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So what's taking him so long, go already. I'm sure the office will be just fine without him.

Posted by: Decaf at December 10, 2024 03:35 PM (unUNN)

Trump can just reappoint him, denounce him and fire him all in one day.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2024 03:38 PM (n7h9X)

404 334 Put DeSantis on the Supreme Court
Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 10, 2024 03:23 PM (NQtI0)

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Yes.

Posted by: Seems Legit at December 10, 2024 03:38 PM (jyAD3)

405 So what's taking him so long, go already. I'm sure the office will be just fine without him.

Hell, we've had a dementia patient not in office for 4 years, apparently it doesn't matter if someone actually does the job or not.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2024 03:43 PM (RsS92)

406
Mark Clark thought more of capturing Rome than the German army. Kesselring slapped him all around Italy.

Posted by: Auspex at December 10, 2024 03:44 PM (j4U/Z)

407 I'd say be careful with DeSantis. His donor base was the same assholes who wanted status quo. Open borders and a compliant hoi poloi.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 10, 2024 03:16 PM (aOqEy)

Please stop spreading this nonsense; that is more of Sundance's craziness. If anything, DeSantis has shown himself more willing to take on the corporate globalists than Trump himself, with his war on Disney.

Posted by: Wiese at December 10, 2024 03:45 PM (1pand)

408 De Santis is fine right where he is. he's for 2028.

Imagine, De Santis/Vance 2028. Or Vance/DeSantis.

Posted by: El Mariachi at December 10, 2024 03:46 PM (nLFEI)

409 257
"McGovern
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

... I remember reading that back when it was first published in the WSJ and looked it up a few months ago.

Based on the article, I find it very hard to vote for any candidate for high office who doesn't have some private sector experience.

Posted by: SMOD at December 10, 2024 03:51 PM (RHGPo)

410 IG finds Justice Department spied on Patel and other congressional staffer without telling courts

FTC Commissioner Andrew Ferguson Puts NewsGuard on Notice

Posted by: SMOD at December 10, 2024 04:05 PM (RHGPo)

411 Klobachar, Minnesota, ignorant. Could be a connection.

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at December 10, 2024 04:06 PM (VWFmc)

412 Kobluchar!

*horse winnies in terror off-screen*

Posted by: sifty boones at December 10, 2024 04:28 PM (ajGva)

413 So the DOJ and FBI spied on Kash Patel because he was rolling up their crime network.

The Justice Department spied on two House members and several congressional staffers in a leak investigation without telling the courts, the agency's inspector general found in a sweeping investigation released Tuesday.

“a Justice Department investigation of the work of a congressional committee — and any lawyer who attempts to pursue that course would quickly find themselves engaged in sanctionable conduct” — Liz Cheney

Out of the mouths of babes …

Posted by: SMOD at December 10, 2024 06:32 PM (zuH9q)

414 Wray is going to Leavenworth. Hope he enjoys a long vacation there.

Posted by: TJ Jackson at December 11, 2024 08:47 PM (bXvrr)

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