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White House Officials: Trump Has Cucked Joe Biden So Completely He's Now the Currently Serving President

First he took Corrupt Joe's dignity, then he took his wife. Now he's taking his office ahead of schedule.


Joe Biden is president of the United States for 42 more days. But within the Democratic Party, on Capitol Hill -- and even within his own administration -- it feels like he left the Oval Office weeks ago.

Biden has effectively disappeared from the radar in the wake of Democrats' bruising electoral loss. Since Nov. 5, he's largely stuck to prepared remarks, avoided unscripted public appearances or press questions and opted to sit out the raging debate over Donald Trump's victory, policy conversations in Congress and the Democratic Party's future.

So pretty much like his entire fake presidency.


"He's been so cavalier and selfish about how he approaches the final weeks of the job," said a former White House official.

Across nearly two weeks abroad since the election, Biden spoke just seven words to the media traveling with him. He has yet to schedule a post-election press conference, as Presidents Barack Obama and George W. Bush did when they were on their way out of office. He went to the Rose Garden to publicly praise a cease-fire between Israel and Hezbollah, met with Israeli President Isaac Herzog and spoke to the press Sunday about Bashar Al-Assad fleeing Syria, but otherwise his post-election domestic schedule has been filled with events such as honoring the 2024 NBA champions, thanking longtime supporters at a South Lawn dinner and participating in a Friendsgiving event.

Biden's low profile since the election has contributed to the sense of rudderlessness that's taken hold across swaths of Washington, as lawmakers, aides and party officials brace for Trump's return to power and seek a new direction and vision ahead of the midterms and 2028.

...

"There is no leadership coming from the White House," one Democrat close to senior lawmakers stated bluntly. "There is a total vacuum."

...

[T]he void at the top has alarmed Democratic officials who worry and the country is heading toward next year without a concrete plan for combating Trump -- or even tangible motivation to put up much of a fight. POLITICO spoke to almost two dozen party officials, lawmakers, current and former White House aides and other Democratic staffers for this story, some of whom were granted anonymity in order to offer their candid assessment.

"Elections have consequences -- It's a new sheriff in town," Sen. Peter Welch (D-Vt.) said.

...

"In conversations that I'm having, they don't even mention the president. It's kind of sad," said the Democrat close to senior lawmakers. "It feels like Trump is president already."

...

"Democrats in Washington just want to get him and the people around him out the door," said the former White House official. "All he's done in the last year has hurt the party every step of the way."

The article speculates about the reasons for Biden's vegetative state. They fail to grasp that his vegetative state might be caused by the fact that he's actually a vegetable.

The reasons for Biden doing what he did for four years -- hiding in a basement, allowing his atrocious wife and vile Obama staffers illegally run the government -- are, they figure:

1, Biden knows that people don't want to hear from him. True enough.

2, Biden is still angry the party knifed him in the back and feels no obligation to put himself out for the sake of his betrayers.

3, Biden's entire 2020 candidacy and his entire argument for his 2024 re-election was how terrible it was that Trump didn't accept the results of the rigged election, so he feels some obligation to behave as he promised to do and deliver a smooth transition. If he is too overt in his attempts to sabotage Trump, then he'll look like he's as big a conscienceless liar as we already know he is.


Jammie Wearing Fool said that Trump should be sworn in on December 25th so that we'll have Trump as president on Christmas. I see no flaws in this plan.

Posted by: Ace at 01:10 PM




Comments

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1 Let's Go, Brandon!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 10, 2024 01:11 PM (KcwUg)

2 Premature administration.

Posted by: zombie at December 10, 2024 01:11 PM (pMi6S)

3 No shit!

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 10, 2024 01:12 PM (QSrLX)

4 Biden is busy rehearsing for his new job as the Civil War ghost in Dismeyland's Haunted Mansion ride.

Posted by: zombie at December 10, 2024 01:12 PM (pMi6S)

5 How come Barry doesn't pick up?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 10, 2024 01:13 PM (QSrLX)

6 I want to hear from you Mr. President! With a pardon!

Tell Hunter I'll hook him up with hookers, blow and baby oil when all this is over!

Posted by: P Diddy at December 10, 2024 01:13 PM (I84ch)

7 "He's been so cavalier and selfish about how he approaches the final weeks of the job," said a former White House official.

Translation: I have not yet received my pardon.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 10, 2024 01:13 PM (ExV1e)

8 Biden's leadership.

That's it. That's the comment.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 10, 2024 01:13 PM (RIvkX)

9 Quick, make the Greenland offer again!

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 10, 2024 01:14 PM (QSrLX)

10 Biden is still angry the party knifed him in the back and feels no obligation to put himself out for the sake of his betrayers.

This is the nub in its entirety.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 10, 2024 01:14 PM (xCA6C)

11 The article speculates about the reasons for Biden's vegetative state. They fail to grasp that his vegetative state might be caused by the fact that he's actually a vegetable.

Obama was a fruit.
Biden was a vegetable.
Trump is red meat.

Posted by: zombie at December 10, 2024 01:14 PM (pMi6S)

12 [Biden has] opted to sit out the raging debate over Donald Trump's victory...


Raging debate over what, exaclty.. How much of a shellacking Trump gave them?

Posted by: LASue at December 10, 2024 01:14 PM (lCppi)

13 Surely all these comments are actually directed at Dr Jill. Everyone knows Biden himself hasn't been in command of anything north of his own cerebellum for a long time now.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 10, 2024 01:14 PM (z/ifB)

14 More leadership:

Australian PM criticized during visit to scorched Adass Israel Synagogue
"You are late," a person could be heard saying while an additional individual shouted "Does the Prime Minister condemn calls for an intifada against Jews?"
By JERUSALEM POST STAFF
DECEMBER 10, 2024 18:37
===

I am informed the PM was asked to absent himself from the site and told his presence was not wanted.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 10, 2024 01:14 PM (RIvkX)

15 >>>"In conversations that I'm having, they don't even mention the president. It's kind of sad," said the Democrat close to senior lawmakers. "It feels like Trump is president already."

Paris showed the world leaders have already moved on to Trump. WH is slow to catch up.

Jill ogling him was a bit hilarious.

Posted by: LizLem at December 10, 2024 01:15 PM (wcIbG)

16 Hey, Brandon: who is the good guy in Syria, again?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 10, 2024 01:15 PM (QSrLX)

17 [Biden has] opted to sit out the raging debate over Donald Trump's victory

"... [Biden has] opted to sit out the raging BONER over Donald Trump's victory."

Posted by: zombie at December 10, 2024 01:15 PM (pMi6S)

18 4. he is so far gone it is really hard to get him cleaned up and focused enough to not start talking about being a lifeguard at a pool, and other confabulations.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2024 01:15 PM (D7oie)

19 [Biden has] opted to sit out the raging debate over Donald Trump's victory...

Raging debate over what, exaclty.. How much of a shellacking Trump gave them?


They're looking to fix the blame for their electoral loss. None of them are actually being honest about it, though. Well, with the possible exception of Carville.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 10, 2024 01:15 PM (xCA6C)

20 Biden is still angry the party knifed him in the back and feels no obligation to put himself out for the sake of his betrayers.

This is the nub in its entirety.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 10, 2024 01:14 PM (xCA6C)


A vindictive man would pardon himself and his family and then dump details on every criminal activity of which he was aware that his party engaged in.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 10, 2024 01:15 PM (ExV1e)

21 Joe is probably barely coherent any more. Anyone blaming Joe for how he is acting now, especially in light of Joe's obvious mental decline, is blame casting. The Junta is solely responsible for what's going on, and, whatever is left of Joe probably deeply resents what they did to him.

Even PDT admitted what was done to Joe was wrong.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 10, 2024 01:16 PM (tT6L1)

22 >>> 7 "He's been so cavalier and selfish about how he approaches the final weeks of the job," said a former White House official.

Translation: I have not yet received my pardon.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 10, 2024 01:13 PM (ExV1e)

LOL

6 weeks minus a day, and he (or his staffers' autopen) hasn't signed any more pardons yet.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 10, 2024 01:16 PM (KcwUg)

23 "In conversations that I'm having, they don't even mention the president. It's kind of sad," said the Democrat close to senior lawmakers. "It feels like Trump is president already."

For some definitions of "sad".

Posted by: Archimedes at December 10, 2024 01:16 PM (xCA6C)

24 Looking at the pic of Dr. Jill looking at Trump in Paris, I think she wanted to drop right down on knees and administer a refreshing BJ to old Don.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 10, 2024 01:16 PM (pohLc)

25 Obama was a fruit.
Biden was a vegetable.
Trump is red meat.
Posted by: zombie at December 10, 2024 01:14 PM (pMi6S)
====

Trump is a Tomahawk steak. Rare.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 10, 2024 01:16 PM (RIvkX)

26 Biden is a discarded puppet.
No wonder he's limp and wordless.

He was NEVER in charge or led anything.
Frankly I'm grateful he isn't being more spiteful than just pardoning his junkie son.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 10, 2024 01:16 PM (xcxpd)

27 Dr. Mrs. Jill Biden giving Trump the goo goo eyes in Paris was just gross. I can only imagine the ice queen look Melania would have given her.

Posted by: jmel at December 10, 2024 01:16 PM (RWHIh)

28 his vegetative state might be caused by the fact that he's actually a vegetable
.......

A really old rotten one.

Posted by: wth at December 10, 2024 01:16 PM (v0R5T)

29 "He's been so cavalier and selfish about how he approaches the final weeks of the job," said a former White House official.

If I can speak for the ol' vegetable brain, fuck you, you should have thought of that when you stole the fake Presidency from him after the first debate!

Posted by: t-bird at December 10, 2024 01:16 PM (pEcHx)

30 "Nothing below the waist works anymore." Guess who.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 10, 2024 01:17 PM (QSrLX)

31 In the last few years, I'm not sure that Biden could have led cowboys, parched after a month in the desert, to a saloon, then to a whorehouse.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 10, 2024 01:17 PM (VNX3d)

32 Jill ogling him was a bit hilarious.
Posted by: LizLem

I heard he was wearing some kinda new cologne that makes the womenfolk moist.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2024 01:17 PM (v6JzV)

33 "He's been so cavalier and selfish about how he approaches the final weeks of the job," said a former White House official.***
...Biden spoke just seven words to the media traveling with him.
...his post-election domestic schedule has been filled with events such as honoring the 2024 NBA champions....
Biden's low profile since the election has contributed to the sense of rudderlessness that's taken hold across swaths of Washington...
"There is no leadership coming from the White House," one Democrat close to senior lawmakers stated bluntly.

***
In what way is this different from the last 4 years?

Posted by: LASue at December 10, 2024 01:17 PM (lCppi)

34 24 Looking at the pic of Dr. Jill looking at Trump in Paris, I think she wanted to drop right down on knees and administer a refreshing BJ to old Don.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 10, 2024 01:16 PM (pohLc)

That platinum scalp weasel gets all the chicks creaming.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 10, 2024 01:17 PM (xcxpd)

35 This is what happens when they can all stop pretending.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at December 10, 2024 01:17 PM (KbCG3)

36 A vindictive man would pardon himself and his family and then dump details on every criminal activity of which he was aware that his party engaged in.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic


Dude, he only has a couple months left in office. It would take YEARS just to list all the crimes of ther Democratic Party.

Posted by: zombie at December 10, 2024 01:17 PM (pMi6S)

37 "There is no leadership coming from the White House," one Democrat close to senior lawmakers stated bluntly.

***
In what way is this different from the last 4 years?
Posted by: LASue at December 10, 2024 01:17 PM (lCppi)

This

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 10, 2024 01:17 PM (xcxpd)

38 Since Barky started the whole "Office of the President-Elect" thing, the Dems have no grounds for complaint when Trump beats them over the head with it.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at December 10, 2024 01:17 PM (/HDaX)

39 3 is obviously hilariously false in assuming that Joe fucking Biden has any sense of shame whatsoever- we know this race baiting retard doesn't.

What that is is a justification for doing what he wants to do anyway.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson work phone at December 10, 2024 01:17 PM (HsOwE)

40 He could help little people. Maybe even something for his grandkids grandkids.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 10, 2024 01:17 PM (saXh0)

41 > A vindictive man would pardon himself and his family and then dump details on every criminal activity of which he was aware that his party engaged in.
----------
I so hope *biden or his wife goes medieval on the Democrats.... especially the couple who were instrumental pushing him/them out of the White House; Pelosi and Obama.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 10, 2024 01:18 PM (Q4IgG)

42 Dr. Mrs. Jill Biden giving Trump the goo goo eyes in Paris was just gross. I can only imagine the ice queen look Melania would have given her.
Posted by: jmel at December 10, 2024 01:16 PM (RWHIh)

...

I think Joe has informed her she won't be getting a pardon, so she's thinking of her future.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 10, 2024 01:18 PM (z/ifB)

43 He was NEVER in charge or led anything.
Frankly I'm grateful he isn't being more spiteful than just pardoning his junkie son.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 10, 2024 01:16 PM (xcxpd)


He is not pardoning a crackhead son, he is pardoning his bagman who happens to be both a crackhead and his own son.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2024 01:18 PM (D7oie)

44 As long as the pudding keeps coming I ain't doing anything. Jack!

Posted by: Pedo Joe at December 10, 2024 01:18 PM (WuJwx)

45 Dr. Mrs. Jill Biden giving Trump the goo goo eyes in Paris was just gross. I can only imagine the ice queen look Melania would have given her.
Posted by: jmel
.......

DOCTOR Jill was probably wearing Melania's underwear from the raid.

Posted by: wth at December 10, 2024 01:18 PM (v0R5T)

46 I've been saying it for 4 years--even "our" side has done an injustice for reporting "Biden said..." "Biden today..." etc--"Biden" hasn't had a thought of his own not involving ice cream in years. Yet we played along to some degree by ascribing moves and policy positions as if they were the "Biden" move or position.

Biden was a vegetable when the 2020 election was stolen.

Posted by: Crusader at December 10, 2024 01:18 PM (TN0g+)

47 We've been run by a Politboro for decades.

Even Republican presidents were little more than figureheads that approved of whatever the Politboro wanted. Trump wouldn't be that rubber stamp, and he needed to be destroyed.

Biden's presidency just made the running by the Politboro so incredibly obvious because he was so obviously not making any decisions.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 10, 2024 01:19 PM (cD1dp)

48 Didn't the Junta sort of admit Joe's been mostly out of it at least the last couple of years?

Yet, they're now blaming Joe?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 10, 2024 01:19 PM (tT6L1)

49 3, Biden's entire 2020 candidacy and his entire argument for his 2024 re-election was how terrible it was that Trump didn't accept the results of the rigged election, so he feels some obligation to behave as he promised to do and deliver a smooth transition. If he is too overt in his attempts to sabotage Trump, then he'll look like he's as big a conscienceless liar as we already know he is.

He can't possibly out himself any further as a liar than he already has over the last 50 years, so this point is moot.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 10, 2024 01:19 PM (wtvvX)

50 43 He was NEVER in charge or led anything.
Frankly I'm grateful he isn't being more spiteful than just pardoning his junkie son.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 10, 2024 01:16 PM (xcxpd)

He is not pardoning a crackhead son, he is pardoning his bagman who happens to be both a crackhead and his own son.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2024 01:18 PM (D7oie)

Fair correction

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 10, 2024 01:19 PM (xcxpd)

51 Jill ogling him was a bit hilarious.
Posted by: LizLem


Turning that into a cologne ad was pure genius!
I wonder if he is paying Jill for her likeness?

Posted by: Diogenes at December 10, 2024 01:19 PM (W/lyH)

52 Trump took DOCTOR Jill like a boss, by offering her a ride to the overpass before ignoring her.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 10, 2024 01:19 PM (ufFY8)

53 DOCTOR Jill was probably wearing Melania's underwear from the raid.
Posted by: wth


Yeah, like Melania's stuff would fit on that old broad.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2024 01:19 PM (v6JzV)

54 Since Barky started the whole "Office of the President-Elect" thing, the Dems have no grounds for complaint when Trump beats them over the head with it.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at December 10, 2024 01:17 PM (/HDaX)

Hey I'm the one who invited him to all the bailout talks.

Posted by: Dubya at December 10, 2024 01:19 PM (z/ifB)

55 Well Harris and Walz campaigned like Trump was president already

Posted by: steevy at December 10, 2024 01:20 PM (KQk9m)

56 "Nothing below the waist works anymore." Guess who.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 10, 2024 01:17 PM (QSrLX)


Well, Lili Von Shtüpp famously said, "Everything below the waist is kaput!"

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 10, 2024 01:20 PM (ExV1e)

57 Have you seen the cans on that new Trump appointee?

I'll be in my uhhhhh, uhhh. You know not Angola but that other place where people spank it but not a city like Angola.

Posted by: Preznit Ruprect the Monkeyboy at December 10, 2024 01:20 PM (OA79/)

58 Let's Go, Brandon!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 10, 2024 01:11 PM (KcwUg)
==================
Haha, never truer

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 10, 2024 01:20 PM (T2eC4)

59 Willowed:

Because it looks like the future of America that actually works for Conservatives is really multicultural.
Posted by: pawn,


The home grown ones might be okay.

As long as someone yanks all of the tech companies' allotted H1-B visas, so we don't have the entirety of India moving here, it may be fine.

The Hindu Nationalists over there hate Christians, calling Christianity a comforting devil that deceives people into thinking they can escape their karma.

We don't need that attitude here.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at December 10, 2024 01:20 PM (hB7mE)

60 "Its my job to goad you into saying something that destroys your career." Not Edward R. Murrow

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 10, 2024 01:20 PM (QSrLX)

61
***
In what way is this different from the last 4 years?
Posted by: LASue at December 10, 2024 01:17 PM (lCppi)

I pretty much think the Dems have just taken the beer goggles off and are just now seeing what’s always been there.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2024 01:20 PM (wyMQY)

62 I liked that Jill gave President Trump a look of admiration.



Posted by: Seems Legit at December 10, 2024 01:20 PM (jyAD3)

63 >>> 47 We've been run by a Politboro for decades.

Even Republican presidents were little more than figureheads that approved of whatever the Politboro wanted. Trump wouldn't be that rubber stamp, and he needed to be destroyed.

Biden's presidency just made the running by the Politboro so incredibly obvious because he was so obviously not making any decisions.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 10, 2024 01:19 PM (cD1dp)

That scene in Independence Day where they *allow* President Bill Pullman see things and stuff in Area 51 was supposed to be fiction...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 10, 2024 01:20 PM (KcwUg)

64 And can expected to be charged with multiple violations of conducting foreign affairs before the swearing in.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - women are taught to need marriage without needing to be wives at December 10, 2024 01:21 PM (pCjec)

65 Even PDT admitted what was done to Joe was wrong.

Eh, I think he was just turning the screw on the rest of the Dems. It's not like that comment was going to help FJB in any way.

Posted by: Oddbob at December 10, 2024 01:21 PM (/y8xj)

66 no leadership coming from the White House

He said that like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: DaveA at December 10, 2024 01:21 PM (FhXTo)

67 Trump just needs to rescue Major.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 10, 2024 01:21 PM (6gCWo)

68
Where did all of these tumbleweeds come from?

Posted by: The District of Columbia at December 10, 2024 01:21 PM (w9Wax)

69 This is an interesting contrast to the 2020 election when Dems were clamoring to evict Trump immediately and install Biden well before Inauguration Day.

Posted by: Emmie at December 10, 2024 01:22 PM (Sf2cq)

70 But Biden got 81,000,000 votes... what happened?

Posted by: redridinghood at December 10, 2024 01:22 PM (NpAcC)

71 Well, Lili Von Shtüpp famously said, "Everything below the waist is kaput!"

Mel Brooks was ripped off!

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 10, 2024 01:22 PM (QSrLX)

72 32 Jill ogling him was a bit hilarious.
Posted by: LizLem

I heard he was wearing some kinda new cologne that makes the womenfolk moist.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2024 01:17 PM (v6JzV)

The new fragrance from the House of Trump: Liberal Tears!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 10, 2024 01:22 PM (wtvvX)

73 21 Joe is probably barely coherent any more. Anyone blaming Joe for how he is acting now, especially in light of Joe's obvious mental decline, is blame casting. The Junta is solely responsible for what's going on, and, whatever is left of Joe probably deeply resents what they did to him.

Even PDT admitted what was done to Joe was wrong.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 10, 2024 01:16 PM (tT6L1)

He knew what Jill was signing him up for.

Posted by: XTC at December 10, 2024 01:22 PM (UnA8+)

74 The other Second Coming!

I fully and completely denounce myself.

Posted by: ... at December 10, 2024 01:22 PM (W6ek6)

75 we haven't had a President for 4 years

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 10, 2024 01:22 PM (Pv3Rg)

76 I don't think Biden is capable of doing much of anything. The couple brief appearances he's made since the election have been disasters. He's fading fast.

Democrats should be happy he's laying low because he's deteriorated condition just proves what we've been saying for years. He's a corrupt, dementia addled failure.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2024 01:22 PM (LkLld)

77 >>That platinum scalp weasel gets all the chicks creaming.

She was this close >< to hydroplaning right off her seat.

Posted by: one hour sober at December 10, 2024 01:22 PM (Y1sOo)

78 Where did all of these tumbleweeds come from?
Posted by: The District of Columbia

Tumbleweeds came from Russia. True fact.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2024 01:22 PM (v6JzV)

79 "Biden is still angry the party knifed him in the back and feels no obligation to put himself out for the sake of his betrayers."

Hopefully Angry Joe also feels no obligation or compulsion to wholesale pardon a couple hundred DeepState Operatives.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 10, 2024 01:22 PM (Cus5s)

80 63
That scene in Independence Day where they *allow* President Bill Pullman see things and stuff in Area 51 was supposed to be fiction...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 10, 2024 01:20 PM (KcwUg)

========

Jim Phelps' explanation for why he went rogue at the end of the first Mission Impossible movie was one of the most prescient pieces of dialogue in a movie from the 90s.

"No more cold war. No more secrets you keep from yourself. Answer to no one but yourself. Then, you wake up one morning and find out the President is running the country without your permission. The son of a bitch, how dare he. Then you realize, it's over. You are an obsolete piece of hardware, not worth upgrading, you got a lousy marriage, and 62 grand a year."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 10, 2024 01:23 PM (cD1dp)

81 Eh, I think he was just turning the screw on the rest of the Dems. It's not like that comment was going to help FJB in any way.
Posted by: Oddbob at December 10, 2024 01:21 PM (/y8xj)
-----------

Hadn't looked at it that way. I don't think PDT cared one way or the other. He was merely stating the obvious and let the chips fall where they may.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 10, 2024 01:23 PM (tT6L1)

82 Thanks to whomever posted the Harmeet Dhillon interview from Tucker Carlson's show, talking about Dhillon's long experience with Kamala Harris (c'mon, you remember who that is!). I've been listening to it and it is outstanding.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 10, 2024 01:23 PM (T2eC4)

83 > Across nearly two weeks abroad since the election, Biden spoke just seven words to the media traveling with him.

All seven words were swears.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 10, 2024 01:23 PM (Odg76)

84 So on Dec 26th, Boxing Day, we can box Joey up?

Make it so!

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 10, 2024 01:23 PM (6gCWo)

85 >>> Have you seen the cans on that new Trump appointee?

Alina Habba? The pics that have surfaced of her are stunning. And she had 3 kids!

Posted by: LizLem at December 10, 2024 01:23 PM (wcIbG)

86 >>> 79 "Biden is still angry the party knifed him in the back and feels no obligation to put himself out for the sake of his betrayers."

Hopefully Angry Joe also feels no obligation or compulsion to wholesale pardon a couple hundred DeepState Operatives.
Posted by: illiniwek at December 10, 2024 01:22 PM (Cus5s)

"'Fauci' who?" -- Joe or DOCTOR Jill, probably

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 10, 2024 01:24 PM (KcwUg)

87 That scene in Independence Day where they *allow* President Bill Pullman see things and stuff in Area 51 was supposed to be fiction...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 10, 2024 01:20 PM (KcwUg)

Brent Spiner was terrific in that.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2024 01:24 PM (v6JzV)

88 It's ok Kamala Harris is running things.

Oh wait...

Posted by: ... at December 10, 2024 01:24 PM (W6ek6)

89 Democrats as a party, destroyed the country and used the government to go after the citizens. They used power to corrupt our elections and install themselves as permanent dictators.

It was a group effort. The votes and statements are all on the record.

Now the rats are trying to say it wasn’t them.

They should never be trusted again.

Posted by: Vengeance at December 10, 2024 01:24 PM (FLWsw)

90 One thing Trump's administration should get cracking on is who, exactly, was running the country from 2020 until he takes office. Those people need to be shot on January 21st, at dawn, slowly.

If left in their positions, wherever they are, it'll be a repeat of Trump I.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 10, 2024 01:24 PM (Q4IgG)

91 "...his vegetative state might be caused by the fact that he's actually a vegetable."

OMG you make me laugh, Ace.

Posted by: PJ at December 10, 2024 01:24 PM (RRCAT)

92 Hopefully Angry Joe also feels no obligation or compulsion to wholesale pardon a couple hundred DeepState Operatives.

If I were a betting man, I'd say he won't give out lots of pardons, because he is thoroughly angry at what was done to him.

He ought to say "I'm writing my list of pardons", then write Hunter, then Dr. Jill, then aaaaaahhhhhhhh........, just like in Monty Python.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 10, 2024 01:25 PM (xCA6C)

93 The Hindu Nationalists over there hate Christians, calling Christianity a comforting devil that deceives people into thinking they can escape their karma.

We don't need that attitude here.
Posted by: FeatherBlade

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Similar to colorism in the black community (looking at you, recent HBCU brown bag tests), India's caste system has been well established in the United States' IT industry.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - women are taught to need marriage without needing to be wives at December 10, 2024 01:25 PM (pCjec)

94 Biden should name Kamala the "Presidential Transition Czar".

Posted by: ... at December 10, 2024 01:25 PM (W6ek6)

95 Dr. Mrs. Jill Biden giving Trump the goo goo eyes in Paris was just gross. I can only imagine the ice queen look Melania would have given her.

She probably found it as pathetically funny as the rest of us did.

Posted by: Oddbob at December 10, 2024 01:25 PM (/y8xj)

96 ... and the Democratic Party's future.

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The forecast calls for JOY PAIN ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Deus Ex Muskina [h/t Mike Benz] at December 10, 2024 01:26 PM (F+VNN)

97 In all seriousness: Leftism is an outsider ideology. It was not designed to actually lead. They are only truly happy when they are on the sidelines criticizing the actual leadership. Leftists are at their very core back-seat drivers. But if you ever made the mistake of actually giving them the wheel, they will INEVITABLY steer you into a ditch or into a brick wall. For them,mit is frankly a relief to hand the wheel back to someone who actually knows how to drive, so they can resume their natural role of the nagging critic on the sidelines. That way they don't have any real responsibilities, but get to feel morally superior nonetheless.

Posted by: zombie at December 10, 2024 01:26 PM (pMi6S)

98 Alina Habba? The pics that have surfaced of her are stunning. And she had 3 kids!
Posted by: LizLem

Proving yet again that not only does Trump not have a problem with strong women, he likes women who are strong AND beautiful.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2024 01:26 PM (v6JzV)

99 "Anyone blaming Joe for how he is acting now, especially in light of Joe's obvious mental decline, is blame casting."

I blame Old Joe (from his earlier corrupt bastard days) for his current situation. Dumb, corrupt, and vicious is no way to go through life ... but Joe made it a long ways on those traits. Of course there may still be "hell to pay".

Posted by: illiniwek at December 10, 2024 01:26 PM (Cus5s)

100 They all want a truckload of executive orders on the way out the door. All Joe wanted was to pardon Hunter.

Posted by: Wally at December 10, 2024 01:26 PM (vmk/O)

101 Anyone else enjoying the irony on display in the present. The whole basis of the Lawfare and the media onslaught and the incessant accusations was to wear down the Trump supporters. It was to make them think to themselves that it wasn't worth it. The "I'm tired of this shit" approach.

It turns out that it was the Left that didn't have the stamina to pull it off. It's obvious in their current state of melancholy. It's on display in the cratering ratings of their news sources. It's just right out there in the fact that they aren't rioting in the streets. In a way, the irony is absolutely hilarious.

Posted by: Orson at December 10, 2024 01:27 PM (dIske)

102 Wonder if Obama gets arrested and like many criminals tons of evidence on his phone.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 10, 2024 01:27 PM (saXh0)

103 Dr. Mommy Jill makes me wear Trump brand diapers, and the gold-plated waistband chafes like the dickens. Please send help.

Posted by: Joseph Robinette Biden at December 10, 2024 01:27 PM (yDphn)

104 Eh, I think he was just turning the screw on the rest of the Dems. It's not like that comment was going to help FJB in any way.
Posted by: Oddbob at December 10, 2024 01:21 PM (/y8xj)
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Hadn't looked at it that way. I don't think PDT cared one way or the other. He was merely stating the obvious and let the chips fall where they may.


I kind of think Trump was giving Biden something to obsess about as he strips what mental gears he has left. Hate will consume him, just as it does Hillary.

"It's a righteous beef, Joe, you were robbed!".

Posted by: Archimedes at December 10, 2024 01:27 PM (xCA6C)

105 So where's Kamala hiding? She could pick up the slack and show everyone she has some capability to do presidential stuff. If there's a void in leadership, shouldn't she be filling it?

Posted by: Kimberly at December 10, 2024 01:27 PM (Z3HOp)

106 97 In all seriousness: Leftism is an outsider ideology. It was not designed to actually lead. They are only truly happy when they are on the sidelines criticizing the actual leadership. Leftists are at their very core back-seat drivers. But if you ever made the mistake of actually giving them the wheel, they will INEVITABLY steer you into a ditch or into a brick wall. For them,mit is frankly a relief to hand the wheel back to someone who actually knows how to drive, so they can resume their natural role of the nagging critic on the sidelines. That way they don't have any real responsibilities, but get to feel morally superior nonetheless.


omg so well said zombie!

take out an ad in the nyt with this

they cannot implement; they cannot lead.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 10, 2024 01:27 PM (Pv3Rg)

107 @98

>>Proving yet again that not only does Trump not have a problem with strong women, he likes women who are strong AND beautiful.

Trumps kink is surrounding himself with hot adult women, which is why the Deep State never could get anything on him.

Most honest and above board politician in American history.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 10, 2024 01:27 PM (XV/Pl)

108 Biden should name Kamala the "Presidential Transition Czar".

Posted by: ... at December 10, 2024 01:25 PM (W6ek6)

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... for Syria.

Posted by: ShainS -- Deus Ex Muskina [h/t Mike Benz] at December 10, 2024 01:28 PM (F+VNN)

109 1 Let's Go, Brandon!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 10, 2024 01:11 PM (KcwUg)

Just go, Brandon!

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at December 10, 2024 01:28 PM (VGRuw)

110 How do you shoot someone slowly?

Shot placement?

A Dune thing?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson work phone at December 10, 2024 01:28 PM (HsOwE)

111 Alina Hubba Hubba.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 10, 2024 01:28 PM (ufFY8)

112 Biden should be triumphant. He can say that he's never lost an election!

Posted by: Frasier Crane at December 10, 2024 01:28 PM (bNf8H)

113 I’m pretty sure Melania would like to dick punch Jill.

Posted by: Vengeance at December 10, 2024 01:28 PM (FLWsw)

114 Those people need to be shot on January 21st, at dawn, slowly.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 10, 2024 01:24 PM (Q4IgG)

Like gut shot, and left to expire, one at a time.

Posted by: Dubya at December 10, 2024 01:28 PM (z/ifB)

115 In all seriousness: Leftism is an outsider ideology. It was not designed to actually lead. They are only truly happy when they are on the sidelines criticizing the actual leadership. Leftists are at their very core back-seat drivers. But if you ever made the mistake of actually giving them the wheel, they will INEVITABLY steer you into a ditch or into a brick wall. For them,mit is frankly a relief to hand the wheel back to someone who actually knows how to drive, so they can resume their natural role of the nagging critic on the sidelines. That way they don't have any real responsibilities, but get to feel morally superior nonetheless.
Posted by: zombie at December 10, 2024 01:26 PM (pMi6S)
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Hmmm. RINOism is also a lot like this. RINOs and GOPe like to bitch and moan about how awful it is for Dems to be in charge, but then they screw things up themselves when they are given real power. They have no interest in finding real solutions to real problems--only in grifting taxpayer dollars for themselves and their pet causes.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 10, 2024 01:28 PM (7fElN)

116 >>> She was this close >

I agree with the libs that it was crude and disgusting of Trump to say he grabs them by the kitty (though they always leave out the part where he said, and they let you...implying consent.)

The thing is, he's clearly not wrong. Jill proves it. I think the truth of it enraged libs more than the comment.

Posted by: LizLem at December 10, 2024 01:28 PM (wcIbG)

117 I kind of think Trump was giving Biden something to obsess about as he strips what mental gears he has left. Hate will consume him, just as it does Hillary.

"It's a righteous beef, Joe, you were robbed!".
Posted by: Archimedes at December 10, 2024 01:27 PM (xCA6C)

Also weaponizing all the people who like Joe personally due to years of propaganda, against the vicious Democrat Party.

Posted by: ... at December 10, 2024 01:29 PM (W6ek6)

118 Proving yet again that not only does Trump not have a problem with strong women, he likes women who are strong AND beautiful.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2024 01:26 PM (v6JzV)

During his interview with Rogan, Trump talked about the AF1 pilots and how good looking they were. He was oddly on about it.

I think Trump likes surrounding himself with good looking people. Maybe because he just likes good looking people. Or maybe those people happen to have more self-confidence. Or maybe the packaging makes it easier to sell the product.

Whatever it is, it isn't a coincidence.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at December 10, 2024 01:29 PM (KbCG3)

119 "They fail to grasp that his vegetative state might be caused by the fact that he's actually a vegetable."

I would have some more sympathy for Biden as I've dealt with a number of people with dementia and their families, but unlike Biden, they were decent, caring people with kind families. Decent, kind and caring would not describe the Bidens. Also, the Democrats covered up his dementia for years. They should never have run him as a candidate.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2024 01:29 PM (+XoEy)

120 Didn't Biden give some kind of speech today at the Brookings Institute on his economic legacy? What, oh what, could he have said?

Posted by: Cheri at December 10, 2024 01:29 PM (oiNtH)

121 BBC Sci-fi is running a Red Dwarf marathon until 10PM tonight. BBC Sci-fi is available for free on both Plex and and Sling Live TV options.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at December 10, 2024 01:30 PM (9aVck)

122 “There is no leadership coming from the White House.”

Ahhh… four years in and you’re finally catching on.

Posted by: red speck at December 10, 2024 01:30 PM (0Id0S)

123 Let's Go, Brandon!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 10, 2024 01:11 PM (KcwUg)

Just go, Brandon!
Posted by: Bacon Jeff

O Brandon dear, we thee implore
To go away and sin no more.
Or, if that effort be too great,
To go away, at any rate.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2024 01:30 PM (v6JzV)

124 I blame Old Joe (from his earlier corrupt bastard days) for his current situation. Dumb, corrupt, and vicious is no way to go through life ... but Joe made it a long ways on those traits. Of course there may still be "hell to pay".
Posted by: illiniwek at December 10, 2024 01:26 PM (Cus5s)
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That's a fair assessment. I was only seeing Joe as he is now. Which I know is out of context.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 10, 2024 01:30 PM (tT6L1)

125 Joe Biden is president of the United States for 42 more days. But within the Democratic Party, on Capitol Hill -- and even within his own administration -- it feels like he left the Oval Office weeks ago.


Biden left four years ago. Someone has had their hand up his ass like s puppet since he was sworn in.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 10, 2024 01:30 PM (xjJnc)

126 The thing is, he's clearly not wrong. Jill proves it. I think the truth of it enraged libs more than the comment.


she went on that trip purely to land a new rich/connected husband

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 10, 2024 01:30 PM (Pv3Rg)

127 121 BBC Sci-fi is running a Red Dwarf marathon until 10PM tonight. BBC Sci-fi is available for free on both Plex and and Sling Live TV options.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at December 10, 2024 01:30 PM (9aVck)

Was because of this show that my cousin and I at the age of 10 started calling each other "gits".

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at December 10, 2024 01:30 PM (KbCG3)

128 "Eat your vegetable!"

Posted by: Things Biden Says to Ashley in the Shower at December 10, 2024 01:31 PM (yDphn)

129 And he was still Dark Brandon only what, six months ago?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 10, 2024 01:31 PM (Dm8we)

130 ... his post-election domestic schedule has been filled with events such as honoring the 2024 NBA champions, thanking longtime supporters at a South Lawn dinner and participating in a Friendsgiving event....

*puts on curmudge0n hat*

What the hell? Friendsgiving?!?
I've got a big problem with that phrase and the normalizing of it. Not only with the word that's replaced, but the reasons behind it.
They take out the word Thanks because what are they thankful for, and to whom shall they give thanks? So of course that has to go, and replace it with friends.
Why? Because it's a slap in the face of spending time with your family (who sucks because, reasons) so they spend it with friends. Shout out to the trite phrase that friends are the family you choose.

It's not a mistake that God and family are both replaced in that stupid pop-culture remix of shit. It's absolutely deliberate.
Fuck that phrase, and fuck what thought it up.

*foul mouthed rant off*
*Curmudgeon hat off, carefully put on shelf for next time*

Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 10, 2024 01:31 PM (FCbAQ)

131 That way they don't have any real responsibilities, but get to feel morally superior nonetheless.
Posted by: zombie at December 10, 2024 01:26 PM (pMi6S)


This is the McConnell wing of the GOP.

Posted by: 13times at December 10, 2024 01:31 PM (7rrIX)

132 105 So where's Kamala hiding? ....

Posted by: Kimberly at December 10, 2024 01:27 PM (Z3HOp)

At the bottom of a bottle of rotgut gin.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 10, 2024 01:31 PM (wtvvX)

133 129 And he was still Dark Brandon only what, six months ago?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 10, 2024 01:31 PM (Dm8we)

======

'Member when DU said that Biden won the debate?

'Member when Ann Althouse said the same thing?

I 'member.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 10, 2024 01:31 PM (cD1dp)

134 Also weaponizing all the people who like Joe personally due to years of propaganda, against the vicious Democrat Party.

Democrats of unusual loyalty? I'm not sure they exist.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 10, 2024 01:31 PM (xCA6C)

135 They all want a truckload of executive orders on the way out the door.

I assume they'd fight Trump ending them and find judges willing to say that Trump, and only Trump, cannot reverse an EO made by his predecessor.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 10, 2024 01:32 PM (ExV1e)

136 "Biden's entire 2020 candidacy and his entire argument for his 2024 re-election was how terrible it was that Trump didn't accept the results of the rigged election, so he feels some obligation to behave as he promised to do and - -"

not pardon his son. but i think biden doesn't care about anything political since the dems pulled the rug out from under him and handed his nomination to kamala.

and do you hear that? that's the sound of a thousand dems and bureaucrats shredding docs erasing hard drives and smashing phone and tablets while there is still time for biden to pardon them before the next session of congress begins

Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 10, 2024 01:32 PM (CWTWj)

137 Does Jill Biden get rewarded with a book deal?

Posted by: mr tmz at December 10, 2024 01:32 PM (rJ48h)

138 I agree with the libs that it was crude and disgusting of Trump to say he grabs them by the kitty (though they always leave out the part where he said, and they let you...implying consent.)

-

While also leaving out the part that it wasn't a public conversation and wasn't too different than middle aged women discussing a poolboy at the country club.

The worst part was that he noticed things. He was 100% right, and he voiced something that was 100% correct.

That could not stand.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - women are taught to need marriage without needing to be wives at December 10, 2024 01:32 PM (pCjec)

139 135 I assume they'd fight Trump ending them and find judges willing to say that Trump, and only Trump, cannot reverse an EO made by his predecessor.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 10, 2024 01:32 PM (ExV1e)

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That's effectively what the judicial opinion was preventing Trump from reversing Obama's EO that established DACA.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 10, 2024 01:32 PM (cD1dp)

140 >> We don't need that attitude here.
Posted by: FeatherBlade

We don’t have it here, douchebag. People are free to exercise whatever religion they want provided it doesn’t intrude on other citizens liberties. People are also free to hold whatever views they want about others provided they don’t action or incite hatred or attacks on others. That’s another fortunate or unfortunate consequence of ordered liberty.

Posted by: Vengeance at December 10, 2024 01:32 PM (FLWsw)

141 Democrats of unusual loyalty? I'm not sure they exist.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 10, 2024 01:31 PM (xCA6C)

I mean the millions of citizens who believe Joe is a "nice guy".

Posted by: ... at December 10, 2024 01:33 PM (W6ek6)

142 Biden's low profile since the election has contributed to the sense of rudderlessness that's taken hold across swaths of Washington ...

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So pretty much like his entire fake presidency.

Posted by: ShainS -- Deus Ex Muskina [h/t Mike Benz] at December 10, 2024 01:33 PM (F+VNN)

143 The Old Joe Medicine Show

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 10, 2024 01:33 PM (T2eC4)

144 'Member when DU said that Biden won the debate?

'Member when Ann Althouse said the same thing?

I 'member.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 10, 2024 01:31 PM (cD1dp)

Pretty tough to top "We finally beat Social Security".

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 10, 2024 01:34 PM (pohLc)

145 For them,mit is frankly a relief to hand the wheel back to someone who actually knows how to drive, so they can resume their natural role of the nagging critic on the sidelines. That way they don't have any real responsibilities, but get to feel morally superior nonetheless.
Posted by: zombie at December 10, 2024 01:26 PM (pMi6S)

Going long on "Question Authority" bumper stickers over here.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 10, 2024 01:34 PM (LxER7)

146 Does Jill Biden get rewarded with a book deal?
Posted by: mr tmz at December 10, 2024 01:32 PM (rJ48h)

She gets punished with a spot on the View, where she has to actually work (sort of) every day, and where everyone quickly forgets why she has a claim to fame.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 10, 2024 01:34 PM (z/ifB)

147 Christianity is actually the 3d largest religion in India, after Hinduism and Islam. There are 3 states, I think, that are majority Christian.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2024 01:35 PM (v6JzV)

148 "'Member when DU said that Biden won the debate?

'Member when Ann Althouse said the same thing?

I 'member."

Ummm.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 10, 2024 01:35 PM (1m82a)

149 Dr. Mrs. Jill Biden giving Trump the goo goo eyes in Paris was just gross. I can only imagine the ice queen look Melania would have given her.

Jill signed up for it and now has to live with the life that Joe gave her. She leaves the WH with no good legacy no matter how hard they try and spin it and she lives with a decrepit, disgraced man. That is not how she imagined it would be.

Posted by: Cheri at December 10, 2024 01:35 PM (oiNtH)

150 3, Biden's entire 2020 candidacy and his entire argument for his 2024 re-election was how terrible it was that Trump didn't accept the results of the rigged election, so he feels some obligation to behave as he promised to do and deliver a smooth transition. If he is too overt in his attempts to sabotage Trump, then he'll look like he's as big a conscienceless liar as we already know he is.

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Except they are doing everything they can to hamstring his administration.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 10, 2024 01:35 PM (Vh9CX)

151 I wonder if Biden has REALLY been negotiating who gets a pardon w TRUMP the last few weeks. 'Joe, you can have X, Y, & Z but nobody else or ALL of your dirt, and the party's dirt goes public - pardon or not.' Just wishful thinking out loud here...

Posted by: Mike Oxlong at December 10, 2024 01:35 PM (zhAIW)

152 That’s another fortunate or unfortunate consequence of ordered liberty.
Posted by: Vengeance at December 10, 2024 01:32 PM (FLWsw)

Well, they don't have the concept of ordered liberty either.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 10, 2024 01:35 PM (z/ifB)

153 Biden is truly a lame duck.

Posted by: 13times at December 10, 2024 01:36 PM (7rrIX)

154 I agree with the libs that it was crude and disgusting of Trump to say he grabs them by the kitty (though they always leave out the part where he said, and they let you...implying consent.)

The thing is, he's clearly not wrong. Jill proves it. I think the truth of it enraged libs more than the comment.
Posted by: LizLem


Yacht girls will put up with a lot of crap if you are shoveling the cash and nose candy their way.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 10, 2024 01:36 PM (xjJnc)

155 132 105 So where's Kamala hiding? ....

Posted by: Kimberly at December 10, 2024 01:27 PM (Z3HOp)

At the bottom of a bottle of rotgut gin.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 10, 2024 01:31 PM (wtvvX)

Gin is for dames with moxie.

VP Suckstart is doubtless a vodka swiller.

Posted by: Things Biden Says to Ashley in the Shower at December 10, 2024 01:36 PM (yDphn)

156 Reason #4 for his not attacking Trump is that the vacuum coming from the White House is the same vacuum in Biden's head. I also think the Dems realize he's knifing then back

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 10, 2024 01:36 PM (C8u8d)

157 Since Barky started the whole "Office of the President-Elect" thing, the Dems have no grounds for complaint when Trump beats them over the head with it.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at December 10, 2024 01:17 PM (/HDaX)


Complete with his own little podium and with an official looking seal on the front.
Good stuff! SNL worthy, if they still did comedy.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 10, 2024 01:36 PM (FCbAQ)

158 Don't mind me, just changing my sock.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 10, 2024 01:37 PM (yDphn)

159 Gin is for dames with moxie.

What about if they lack sufficient moxie but have great gams?

Posted by: Archimedes at December 10, 2024 01:37 PM (xCA6C)

160 Jill signed up for it and now has to live with the life that Joe gave her. She leaves the WH with no good legacy no matter how hard they try and spin it and she lives with a decrepit, disgraced man. That is not how she imagined it would be.
Posted by: Cheri at December 10, 2024 01:35 PM (oiNtH)

She can always fondly remember her faggoty Christmas programs.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 10, 2024 01:37 PM (pohLc)

161 But he really has them over the barrel this time. This isn't 2016 w a bright eyed DC newb. He's the predator this time around...

Posted by: Mike Oxlong at December 10, 2024 01:37 PM (zhAIW)

162 155 132 105 So where's Kamala hiding? ....

Posted by: Kimberly at December 10, 2024 01:27 PM (Z3HOp)

At the bottom of a bottle of rotgut gin.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 10, 2024 01:31 PM (wtvvX)

Gin is for dames with moxie.

VP Suckstart is doubtless a vodka swiller.

Posted by: Things Biden Says to Ashley in the Shower at December 10, 2024 01:36 PM (yDphn)

POINT. TAKEN.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 10, 2024 01:37 PM (wtvvX)

163 I picture some version of the Bob Newhart finale, with someone waking up next to Trump in the White House and realizing the entire Biden presidency was just a strange dream.

Posted by: LASue at December 10, 2024 01:37 PM (lCppi)

164 ace immediately stole the most important comment in the post, when he said Biden's dysfunction was actually nothing new.

From 10K feet this whole thing is kind of amazing. The USG essentially with no chief executive, in 2024, for months.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 10, 2024 01:38 PM (1m82a)

165 So far so good on Operation Orangehammer. I want Trump to pound these fucking assholes into dust.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 10, 2024 01:38 PM (U1pnA)

166 Red Dwarf is the best satire Sci Fi ever done - some episodes such as "Polymorph" literally made me laugh til I had tears in my eyes! Justice Zone, where some Justice Robots try Rimmer for Crimes of Mass Murder is another one.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2024 01:38 PM (wyMQY)

167 VP Suckstart is doubtless a vodka swiller.

You say that like it's a bad thing. If true, that would be her most redeeming quality.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2024 01:38 PM (v6JzV)

168 What about if they lack sufficient moxie but have great gams?
Posted by: Archimedes at December 10, 2024 01:37 PM (xCA6C)
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Manhattan or Martini?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 10, 2024 01:38 PM (tT6L1)

169 BBC Sci-fi is running a Red Dwarf marathon until 10PM tonight. BBC Sci-fi is available for free on both Plex and and Sling Live TV options.

Survey: Red Dwarf jumped the shark when:
a) gender-swapped Holly
b) "hard light" hologram Rimmer
c) girl boss Kolchansky
d) ??

Posted by: Oddbob at December 10, 2024 01:38 PM (/y8xj)

170 Dems: Yeah Biden, we're kicking you to the curb for an Affirmative Action hire...

Wait, why won't you lead us?

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 10, 2024 01:39 PM (QAkQ3)

171 Next up for Trump? Showering with Biden's daughter.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 10, 2024 01:39 PM (zgLAj)

172 "He's been so cavalier and selfish about how he approaches the final weeks of the job," said a former White House official.

I don't care for Biden, but the man is elderly and barely able to function, and the filth that said this propped that man up for four years whilst eviscerating this nation. I'm hope he/she/it has to learn to code to pay for their starbucks.

Posted by: Moki at December 10, 2024 01:39 PM (wLjpr)

173 The crazy thing about Biden getting to sit in a stolen White House for 4 years is that those of us who came of age in the 80s remember that he was never viewed by his (Democratic) contemporaries as a sharpie even in his alleged prime. He was busted as a serial plagiarist and never was a serious contender for higher office than his Senate seat.

It says a lot about the Democrat's lack of "depth" or "bench" that they woke up in 2019 and looked around and found THAT GUY to be their candidate.

Posted by: Crusader at December 10, 2024 01:39 PM (TN0g+)

174 I agree with the libs that it was crude and disgusting of Trump to say he grabs them by the kitty (though they always leave out the part where he said, and they let you...implying consent.)

IIRC, he didn't say that he did that. He said that if you're rich/famous that some women will let you. Which is self-evidently true.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 10, 2024 01:39 PM (ExV1e)

175 From 10K feet this whole thing is kind of amazing. The USG essentially with no chief executive, in 2024, for months.
Posted by: rhomboid


For 48 months.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 10, 2024 01:39 PM (xjJnc)

176 Luigi appears to be upset.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2024 01:40 PM (LkLld)

177 Trump should re-tweet this and say, "perhaps we should investigate who really signed Hunter's pardon?"

Not for that, but for the warning shot that any further pardons will absolutely be challenged as incompetent.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 10, 2024 01:40 PM (G7Fd7)

178 It just occurred to me that Harmeet Dhillon will be open-carrying a sword every day.

Boy, that must be fun in a courthouse.

Posted by: Suburbanbanshee at December 10, 2024 01:40 PM (cHUaN)

179 she went on that trip purely to land a new rich/connected husband Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 10, 2024 01:30 PM (Pv3Rg)

I have been saying this, but Bezos' fiancee needs to lock her man down if she wants to secure that money. With Joe one foot in the grave, and the Meghan and Harry marriage supposedly on the rocks, Jill and Meghan might soon be giving her some stiff competition.

Posted by: LizLem at December 10, 2024 01:40 PM (wcIbG)

180 How much does Biden charge for a Pardon?

Posted by: pudinhead at December 10, 2024 01:40 PM (jFCkp)

181 Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2024 01:38 PM (wyMQY)

And the one where time keeps looping. And the backwards one.

Posted by: ... at December 10, 2024 01:40 PM (W6ek6)

182 177 Trump should re-tweet this and say, "perhaps we should investigate who really signed Hunter's pardon?"

Not for that, but for the warning shot that any further pardons will absolutely be challenged as incompetent.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 10, 2024 01:40 PM (G7Fd7)

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Anything signed by an autopen should be considered unsigned.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 10, 2024 01:40 PM (cD1dp)

183 163 I picture some version of the Bob Newhart finale, with someone waking up next to Trump in the White House and realizing the entire Biden presidency was just a strange dream.
Posted by: LASue at December 10, 2024 01:37 PM (lCppi)

One where they managed to destroy about 15% of everything I worked my entire life for through inflation.

Nah... not a dream... a nightmare.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 10, 2024 01:40 PM (QAkQ3)

184 Jill and Meghan might soon be giving her some stiff competition.
Posted by: LizLem at December 10, 2024 01:40 PM (wcIbG)
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Phrasing?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 10, 2024 01:40 PM (tT6L1)

185 IIRC, he didn't say that he did that. He said that if you're rich/famous that some women will let you. Which is self-evidently true.


exactly

in context, it was purely a hypothetical

plus, he was being self-deprecating about his lack of luck with that type of female, quite often.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 10, 2024 01:41 PM (Pv3Rg)

186 It just occurred to me that Harmeet Dhillon will be open-carrying a sword every day.

Boy, that must be fun in a courthouse.
Posted by: Suburbanbanshee

The women do that, too, in Sikhism? I thought it was just the men.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2024 01:41 PM (v6JzV)

187 Not for that, but for the warning shot that any further pardons will absolutely be challenged as incompetent.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 10, 2024 01:40 PM (G7Fd7)


Yah. Like that.

Posted by: Mike Oxlong at December 10, 2024 01:41 PM (zhAIW)

188 What about if they lack sufficient moxie but have great gams?
Posted by: Archimedes



Would you look at the pins on that dame!

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 10, 2024 01:41 PM (xjJnc)

189 173 The crazy thing about Biden getting to sit in a stolen White House for 4 years is that those of us who came of age in the 80s remember that he was never viewed by his (Democratic) contemporaries as a sharpie even in his alleged prime. He was busted as a serial plagiarist and never was a serious contender for higher office than his Senate seat.

It says a lot about the Democrat's lack of "depth" or "bench" that they woke up in 2019 and looked around and found THAT GUY to be their candidate.

Posted by: Crusader at December 10, 2024 01:39 PM (TN0g+)

It makes you wonder who told the SCOAMF that he had to pick him as his VP, and WHY they did.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 10, 2024 01:41 PM (wtvvX)

190 Was Ashley, who was with Dr Jill at Notre Dame, the same one daddy showered with? Not a bad looking woman but Rule #1

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 10, 2024 01:41 PM (C8u8d)

191 I have been saying this, but Bezos' fiancee needs to lock her man down if she wants to secure that money. With Joe one foot in the grave, and the Meghan and Harry marriage supposedly on the rocks, Jill and Meghan might soon be giving her some stiff competition.
Posted by: LizLem at December 10, 2024 01:40 PM (wcIbG)

Any Male who picks those damaged goods, deserves what they get.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 10, 2024 01:41 PM (QAkQ3)

192
Across nearly two weeks abroad since the election, Biden spoke just seven words to the media traveling with him.



New Horde drinking game: Guess The Seven

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 10, 2024 01:42 PM (y9nCu)

193 Survey: Red Dwarf jumped the shark when:
a) gender-swapped Holly
b) "hard light" hologram Rimmer
c) girl boss Kolchansky
d) ??
Posted by: Oddbob at December 10, 2024 01:38 PM (/y8xj)

They tapered off after a great start - but even 3rd season "Gunmen of the Apocalypse" is the best spoof of a Star Trek TOS episode ever done.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2024 01:42 PM (wyMQY)

194 It just occurred to me that Harmeet Dhillon will be open-carrying a sword every day.

Boy, that must be fun in a courthouse.
Posted by: Suburbanbanshee

The women do that, too, in Sikhism? I thought it was just the men.
Posted by: Bulg



I'm not going to tell her no.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 10, 2024 01:42 PM (xjJnc)

195 It says a lot about the Democrat's lack of "depth" or "bench" that they woke up in 2019 and looked around and found THAT GUY to be their candidate.
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All the Ops are about you smelling their glove after you have kneeled.

Posted by: pudinhead at December 10, 2024 01:42 PM (jFCkp)

196 "There is no leadership coming from the White House," one Democrat close to senior lawmakers stated bluntly. "There is a total vacuum."

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So pretty much like his entire fake presidency.

Posted by: ShainS -- Deus Ex Muskina [h/t Mike Benz] at December 10, 2024 01:42 PM (F+VNN)

197 Does Jill Biden get rewarded with a book deal?
Posted by: mr tmz
......

Yes, it's about fashion.

Posted by: wth at December 10, 2024 01:42 PM (v0R5T)

198 Everyone who hasn't said something crude in private that would get them in trouble, take two steps forward.

Posted by: ... at December 10, 2024 01:42 PM (W6ek6)

199 184 Jill and Meghan might soon be giving her some stiff competition.
Posted by: LizLem at December 10, 2024 01:40 PM (wcIbG)
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Phrasing?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 10, 2024 01:40 PM (tT6L1)

Bob Dole says there are little blue pills that can help with that... somewhat... maybe....

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 10, 2024 01:43 PM (QAkQ3)

200 Does Jill Biden get rewarded with a book deal?
Posted by: mr tmz
......

Yes, it's about fashion.
Posted by: wth

"Accessorizing with Tablecloths"

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2024 01:43 PM (v6JzV)

201 Yes, it's about fashion.
Posted by: wth at December 10, 2024 01:42 PM (v0R5T)
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The Big Book of Couch and Drapery Fabric?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 10, 2024 01:43 PM (tT6L1)

202 197 Does Jill Biden get rewarded with a book deal?
Posted by: mr tmz
......

Yes, it's about fashion.
Posted by: wth at December 10, 2024 01:42 PM (v0R5T)

And Holiday decor

Posted by: It's me donna at December 10, 2024 01:43 PM (VE6XX)

203 Does Jill Biden get rewarded with a book deal?
Posted by: mr tmz
......

Yes, it's about fashion.
Posted by: wth at December 10, 2024 01:42 PM (v0R5T)

From the Trailer Park to the White House and Back Again: A Doctor's Tale.

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 10, 2024 01:43 PM (CIS44)

204 Everyone who hasn't said something crude in private that would get them in trouble, take two steps forward.
Posted by: ...


What about those of us that have said it here?

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 10, 2024 01:44 PM (xjJnc)

205 It makes you wonder who told the SCOAMF that he had to pick him as his VP, and WHY they did.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 10, 2024 01:41 PM (wtvvX)

My money was always on the Silicon Valley Tech billionaires and Pelosi for that - they thought they had her firmly under their control. They just didn't get how pathetic a puppet she truly was.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2024 01:44 PM (wyMQY)

206 Would you look at the pins on that dame!

Hah! I thought about using pins instead of gams. I could have used frail for dame, though.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 10, 2024 01:44 PM (xCA6C)

207 Did Melanie go to the Notre Dame service? I don't recall having seen any photos of her there.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 10, 2024 01:44 PM (LxER7)

208 Only makes me love Trump more!
How about the Bidens move out early???

Posted by: Lizzy at December 10, 2024 01:44 PM (Hkcdp)

209 >>It says a lot about the Democrat's lack of "depth" or "bench" that they woke up in 2019 and looked around and found THAT GUY to be their candidate.

Aside from being a keen legal scholar, ahem, Biden always touted himself as an expert on foreign policy. He spent decades becoming a key partner of the intel community. They didn't let Hunter and Joe make bank in Ukraine, China and other countries without saying a word for nothing.

Joe was the intel communities boy.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2024 01:44 PM (LkLld)

210 >>> IIRC, he didn't say that he did that. He said that if you're rich/famous that some women will let you.

It's a good litmus test. Anyone that quotes that or the "fine people" hoax and treats them as truth, I can tell instantly they are unserious about learning actual facts. Even if swallowing the truth makes them uncomfortable, truth is truth. It points out who is willing to accept the comfortable lies, no matter how disproven.

Posted by: LizLem at December 10, 2024 01:45 PM (wcIbG)

211 What about those of us that have said it here?
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices

What happens on the Blog, stays on the Blog.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2024 01:45 PM (v6JzV)

212 Urkel so badly fucked up his third term that he is returning Donaldus Magnus to power 10 times more powerful and 100 times wiser and more disciplined than if he had not been cheated out of 2020. Thanks Shit Midas!

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 10, 2024 01:45 PM (1FWWQ)

213 I haven't been able to stop smiling since Nov 5.

Maybe I should consult my physician?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 10, 2024 01:45 PM (QGaXH)

214 Survey: Red Dwarf jumped the shark when:
a) gender-swapped Holly
b) "hard light" hologram Rimmer
c) girl boss Kolchansky
d) ??
Posted by: Oddbob at December 10, 2024 01:38 PM (/y8xj)

Wasn't the entire purpose of Red Dwarf to be continuously jumping said shark? (he says putting on his Fonzi Jacket).

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 10, 2024 01:45 PM (QAkQ3)

215 What about those of us that have said it here?
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 10, 2024 01:44 PM (xjJnc)

Not me, surely.

Posted by: ... at December 10, 2024 01:45 PM (W6ek6)

216 Joe Biden was never qualified to be president and the only reason he got it was due to a phony election in 2020. The weight of that fraud over the last 4 years and the Democrat party gutting him and leaving alongside the road is finally coming home to roost. He has effectively fully abandoned his job now that it's clear even to him the sum of his life's work has resulted in him being exposed as completely corrupt, utterly incompetent, and now irrelevant as he fades into senility. He has been such a disaster as a senator, vice president, and finally president that when they rank presidents they're going to have to come up with a spot two or three places below last to account for him.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at December 10, 2024 01:45 PM (e+6P0)

217 186 It just occurred to me that Harmeet Dhillon will be open-carrying a sword every day.

Boy, that must be fun in a courthouse.
Posted by: Suburbanbanshee

The women do that, too, in Sikhism? I thought it was just the men.
Posted by: Bulg



Sikh women carry shivs in their vajayjays.

Posted by: zombie at December 10, 2024 01:45 PM (pMi6S)

218 Jammie Wearing Fool said that Trump should be sworn in on December 25th so that we'll have Trump as president on Christmas. I see no flaws in this plan.

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Swear him in twice, for actually winning in 2020 AND 2024.

Posted by: ShainS -- Deus Ex Muskina [h/t Mike Benz] at December 10, 2024 01:45 PM (F+VNN)

219 Did Melanie go to the Notre Dame service? I don't recall having seen any photos of her there.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher

I don't think so. Don't know why, as she is Catholic.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2024 01:46 PM (v6JzV)

220 It points out who is willing to accept the comfortable lies, no matter how disproven.
Posted by: LizLem at December 10, 2024 01:45 PM (wcIbG)

Not just willing to accept but eager to propagate.

Posted by: ... at December 10, 2024 01:46 PM (W6ek6)

221 205 It makes you wonder who told the SCOAMF that he had to pick him as his VP, and WHY they did.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 10, 2024 01:41 PM (wtvvX)

My money was always on the Silicon Valley Tech billionaires and Pelosi for that - they thought they had her firmly under their control. They just didn't get how pathetic a puppet she truly was.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2024 01:44 PM (wyMQY)

No, no, I was wondering why they told OBAMA to pick JOE as his VP.

Or does no one remember the SCOAMF??!?

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 10, 2024 01:46 PM (wtvvX)

222 They are upset because Biden, unlike Obama, isn’t actively plotting with the FBI and CIA to undermine Trump.

Posted by: Pj at December 10, 2024 01:46 PM (g9e3P)

223 Would you look at the pins on that dame!

Hah! I thought about using pins instead of gams. I could have used frail for dame, though.
Posted by: Archimedes



Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 10, 2024 01:47 PM (xjJnc)

224 Does Jill Biden get rewarded with a book deal?
Posted by: mr tmz

Upholster Yourself !!!

Posted by: The District of Columbia at December 10, 2024 01:47 PM (w9Wax)

225 What's also becoming clearer is there were untold teams of enemy agents who were the whole of the Biden Administration, hiding behind the façade of the Office.

And they labored intensely and endlessly to oppress and crush America.

Because, just this minor absence (as it's always been kind of a tradition that the out-going President did nothing major after the election), has allowed already major relief to the citizens.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 10, 2024 01:47 PM (G7Fd7)

226 222 They are upset because Biden, unlike Obama, isn’t actively plotting with the FBI and CIA to undermine Trump.
Posted by: Pj at December 10, 2024 01:46 PM (g9e3P)

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There are minutes from meetings of Obama's final days that showed that Biden was actually the source of one of the major ideas.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 10, 2024 01:47 PM (cD1dp)

227 re 121: one of my favorite quotable lines is from 'red dwarf': dave lister: most of history is people being crappy to each other

Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 10, 2024 01:47 PM (CWTWj)

228 He has been such a disaster as a senator, vice president, and finally president that when they rank presidents they're going to have to come up with a spot two or three places below last to account for him.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at December 10, 2024 01:45 PM (e+6P0)

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"The asterisk presidency."

Posted by: ShainS -- Deus Ex Muskina [h/t Mike Benz] at December 10, 2024 01:47 PM (F+VNN)

229 Urkel so badly fucked up his third term that he is returning Donaldus Magnus to power


How weird is it that the two greatest Presidents in my lifetime have names ending in "-onald?"

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2024 01:47 PM (v6JzV)

230 When Harmeet Dillion won a big case with a massive financial penalty imposed on the losing side, the judge declared,

"Sikh and ye shall be fined."

Posted by: zombie at December 10, 2024 01:48 PM (pMi6S)

231 Does Jill Biden get rewarded with a book deal?
Posted by: mr tmz

Babysitting the Biden Boys

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 10, 2024 01:48 PM (VNX3d)

232 "...it feels like he left the Oval Office weeks ago"

Weeks? Some of us would say "years". And we'd be right.

Sure, his body would show up, but his brain has been travelling through space for a long, long time.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at December 10, 2024 01:48 PM (aXxgO)

233 Seems like I've heard a lot lately about Trump "big political comeback", some even referring to it as "returning from the grave, politically".

I don't know what's wrong with these people. Trump NEVER left the public arena and Trump's influence has only grown over the years he was supposedly out of office.

Plus, you have to have your head pretty far up your ass if you seriously believe that Biden had 81 million lawful American votes. Trump didn't even lose in 2020, and it sounds like that may become more and more obvious every day, going forward.

PLUS, there have been some pretty strong hints that Trump remained in power in some limited capacity. That should sound impossible, but look up what "Continuity of Government" is all about, and consider that Biden was a well-known agent of a hostile power. Trump was still having cabinet meetings after he was supposedly out, for cryin' out loud.

Posted by: MrExcitement at December 10, 2024 01:48 PM (hOOi9)

234 No, no, I was wondering why they told OBAMA to pick JOE as his VP.

Or does no one remember the SCOAMF??!?
Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 10, 2024 01:46 PM (wtvvX)

Controllable White Guy... Everyone in DC knew Joe could be bought, and stayed bought... and was easy to manipulate. Plus gave the administration the aura of someone with long DC and Political Experience which Obama lacked at the time.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 10, 2024 01:48 PM (QAkQ3)

235 >>There are minutes from meetings of Obama's final days that showed that Biden was actually the source of one of the major ideas.

The major idea was to charge Flynn with the idiotic Logan Act.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2024 01:48 PM (LkLld)

236 I thought I read somewhere Melania doesn't plan on being very visible this time around. I can see why she might stay away. I'd also bet somewhere in the back of her mind she sees Jackie trying to grab a piece of JFK's skull out of the air. And cringes.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 10, 2024 01:48 PM (tT6L1)

237 211 What about those of us that have said it here?
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices

What happens on the Blog, stays on the Blog.
Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2024 01:45 PM (v6JzV)

First rule of the blog is similar to the first rule of fight club.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 10, 2024 01:49 PM (QGaXH)

238 4) If Edgar Bergen is too busy pulling up stakes, shredding documents, and getting the hell out of Dodge, you ain't going to hear much from Mortimer Snerd.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 10, 2024 01:49 PM (y/ZMQ)

239 Yes, it's about fashion.
Posted by: wth at December 10, 2024 01:42 PM (v0R5T)

From the Trailer Park to the White House and Back Again: A Doctor's Tale.
Posted by: BruceWayne at December 10, 2024 01:43 PM (CIS44)

Fishnets and Plaid: The heroic story of Dr. Jill.

Or

Fifty Shades of Couch Covers

Posted by: Pedo Joe at December 10, 2024 01:49 PM (WuJwx)

240 ‘We won!’ Malibu resident stays behind to save homes from Franklin Fire
https://t.co/4VyTDMJNbZ
A Malibu resident declared victory over the Franklin Fire after staying behind despite evacuation orders to keep his property and several others from being destroyed by flames.
“When you’re in Malibu and you’ve been through a couple of fires, you know you have to stay because the embers [can] float a mile and land on a roof or a lawn and you can put it out with a garden hose,” Alec told KTLA’s Erin Myers Tuesday morning.
The Franklin Fire broke out shortly before 11 p.m. Monday before exploding overnight to 2,200 acres and threatening thousands of homes.
Alec said just one other resident stayed behind to help him fight the fires but was sure to complement the efforts of firefighters at the scene.
"What we do is we get gas-powered water pumps,” Alec said. “We put them in our pool and we super-soak the whole house. We turn it into a tropical rainforest where nothing will catch on fire and then that frees us up to save the other houses. So, we saved five houses.”

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at December 10, 2024 01:49 PM (9aVck)

241 Oh cool. Casablanca is in my watch list on IMDb and is available on Max.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 10, 2024 01:49 PM (xjJnc)

242 New video of Joe Biden on his first day driving a car again after being chauffeured about for 4 years.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1866484498944106560

Posted by: Archimedes at December 10, 2024 01:49 PM (xCA6C)

243 Biden doesn't feel the slightest obligation to help his party. In fact, he is thrilled that Trump was elected. The minute they ousted him he started to fuck over the democrats, and the enfuckening is going to continue till his very last day in office.

All these overseas trips - why the fuck not? He's vacationing on our dime.

Posted by: El Mariachi at December 10, 2024 01:50 PM (nLFEI)

244 235 >>There are minutes from meetings of Obama's final days that showed that Biden was actually the source of one of the major ideas.

The major idea was to charge Flynn with the idiotic Logan Act.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2024 01:48 PM (LkLld)

========

I could not remember the details, but I figured you'd be along to provide.

Thanks!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 10, 2024 01:50 PM (cD1dp)

245
Did Melanie go to the Notre Dame service? I don't recall having seen any photos of her there.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 10, 2024 01:44 PM (LxER7)




Melania has been too busy. Writing up the enemies list. The female of the species is more deadly than the male

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 10, 2024 01:50 PM (y9nCu)

246 I agree with the libs that it was crude and disgusting of Trump to say he grabs them by the kitty (though they always leave out the part where he said, and they let you...implying consent.)

IIRC, he didn't say that he did that. He said that if you're rich/famous that some women will let you. Which is self-evidently true.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 10, 2024 01:39 PM (ExV1

So true. Eg. Gene Simmons. Mick Jagger. John Kennedy. Ted Kennedy. Joe Biden. Bill Clinton. Wilt Chamberlain. Harvey Weinstein. It's shocking to me this had such staying power. It's as bizarre as the "binders full of women"comment that helped tank Romney.

Posted by: LASue at December 10, 2024 01:50 PM (lCppi)

247 How much does Biden charge for a Pardon?
Posted by: pudinhead at December 10, 2024 01:40 PM (jFCkp)

Heh. No doubt millions.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at December 10, 2024 01:50 PM (g8Ew8)

248 I thought I read somewhere Melania doesn't plan on being very visible this time around. I can see why she might stay away. I'd also bet somewhere in the back of her mind she sees Jackie trying to grab a piece of JFK's skull out of the air. And cringes.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing

Or Franz Ferdinand's wife Sophie.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2024 01:50 PM (v6JzV)

249 There are minutes from meetings of Obama's final days that showed that Biden was actually the source of one of the major ideas.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 10, 2024 01:47 PM (cD1dp)

Flynn

Posted by: ... at December 10, 2024 01:50 PM (W6ek6)

250 236 I thought I read somewhere Melania doesn't plan on being very visible this time around. I can see why she might stay away. I'd also bet somewhere in the back of her mind she sees Jackie trying to grab a piece of JFK's skull out of the air. And cringes.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 10, 2024 01:48 PM (tT6L1)

That's my impression as well. She's been briefed on the threats and wants to protect her child. I don't blame her a bit.

Posted by: Moki at December 10, 2024 01:50 PM (wLjpr)

251 I didn't see Melania but I'm not surprised. She hates Dr. Jill with a passion for what she said about Donald

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 10, 2024 01:50 PM (C8u8d)

252 Wasn't the entire purpose of Red Dwarf to be continuously jumping said shark? (he says putting on his Fonzi Jacket).

How so? The original premise was limited but the side trips into time travel, alternate history, etc made some great episodes. Once they decided to change the main arc though, it lost its way IMO.

Posted by: Oddbob at December 10, 2024 01:50 PM (/y8xj)

253 234 No, no, I was wondering why they told OBAMA to pick JOE as his VP.

Or does no one remember the SCOAMF??!?
Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 10, 2024 01:46 PM (wtvvX)

Controllable White Guy... Everyone in DC knew Joe could be bought, and stayed bought... and was easy to manipulate. Plus gave the administration the aura of someone with long DC and Political Experience which Obama lacked at the time.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 10, 2024 01:48 PM (QAkQ3)

I'd have thought there would be plenty of controllable white guys in the Democrat party that weren't nearly so dementia-ridden, but hey, thanks Obama!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 10, 2024 01:50 PM (wtvvX)

254 241 Oh cool. Casablanca is in my watch list on IMDb and is available on Max.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 10, 2024 01:49 PM (xjJnc)

When Netflix closed its DVD service, this was one of the disks I kept.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 10, 2024 01:51 PM (LxER7)

255 236 I thought I read somewhere Melania doesn't plan on being very visible this time around. I can see why she might stay away. I'd also bet somewhere in the back of her mind she sees Jackie trying to grab a piece of JFK's skull out of the air. And cringes.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 10, 2024 01:48 PM (tT6L1)

It would be nice if she is publicly very quiet and aloof, but behind the scenes she becomes Trump's sharpest shiv....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 10, 2024 01:51 PM (y/ZMQ)

256

Did President Trump get a blowie from Dr Jill, and maybe Ashley in there as well?

She has needs as Joe is a very old cadaver.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at December 10, 2024 01:51 PM (et1vG)

257 Does Jill Biden get rewarded with a book deal?
Posted by: mr tmz

Babysitting the Biden Boys
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 10, 2024 01:48 PM


Horton Hears a Ho.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 10, 2024 01:51 PM (kgE5c)

258 "What we do is we get gas-powered water pumps,” Alec said. “We put them in our pool and we super-soak the whole house. We turn it into a tropical rainforest where nothing will catch on fire and then that frees us up to save the other houses. So, we saved five houses.”
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe


Those other homeowners need to reimburse those two for the fire pumps at least.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 10, 2024 01:51 PM (xjJnc)

259 Biden is a doddering old fool but let's never forget he is an evil POS.

Posted by: Seems Legit at December 10, 2024 01:52 PM (jyAD3)

260 Everyone who hasn't said something crude in private that would get them in trouble, take two steps forward.
Posted by: ... at December 10, 2024 01:42 PM (W6ek6)

It's around this time that you notice that while it looks like you stepped forward, but everyone else took two steps back.
#1 rule of volunteering.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 10, 2024 01:52 PM (FCbAQ)

261 Operation Orangehammer is a fantastic phrase.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 10, 2024 01:52 PM (z/ifB)

262 I'd have thought there would be plenty of controllable white guys in the Democrat party that weren't nearly so dementia-ridden, but hey, thanks Obama!!
Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 10, 2024 01:50 PM (wtvvX)

The Joe of 16 years ago was of low intelligence, but did not have dementia yet...

But it was the lady and the Tiger conundrum... of how do you get off?

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 10, 2024 01:53 PM (QAkQ3)

263 It's around this time that you notice that while it looks like you stepped forward, but everyone else took two steps back.
#1 rule of volunteering.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 10, 2024 01:52 PM (FCbAQ)
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Then there's "voluntold."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 10, 2024 01:54 PM (tT6L1)

264 It's shocking to me this had such staying power. It's as bizarre as the "binders full of women"comment that helped tank Romney.
Posted by: LASue


I can see Russia from my front porch.

Only Palin didn't say it. Tima Fey did. But get people to believe it.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 10, 2024 01:54 PM (xjJnc)

265 If Biden is doing anything at all in his brief periods of coherence, he's figuring out ways to skim off last minute funds/kickbacks from new financial commitments to foreign nations.

New And Improved Trump had better keep an eye on Biden's most recent cash dumps and follow them after Biden is gone. Keep tabs on any potential "buffers".

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at December 10, 2024 01:54 PM (aXxgO)

266 222 They are upset because Biden, unlike Obama, isn’t actively plotting with the FBI and CIA to undermine Trump.
Posted by: Pj at December 10, 2024 01:46 PM (g9e3P)


Absurd. Biden was never more than a figurehead and a puppet. Why would anyone expect HIM to do the real work? Why would you claim that such a plot is not going on as we speak, albeit without Biden as some sort of ring leader?

It's just another battle within a larger war that has been around for decades, but has gone hot in the Trump era. What does anybody really THINK Speaker Johnson was talking about, when he said he considered himself a "wartime Speaker"? That's not a term you throw around casually.

Posted by: MrExcitement at December 10, 2024 01:55 PM (hOOi9)

267 What's also becoming clearer is there were untold teams of enemy agents who were the whole of the Biden Administration, hiding behind the façade of the Office.

And they labored intensely and endlessly to oppress and crush America.
-------------

Where have you gone, Joe McCarthy-o?
Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you
Woo, woo, woo
What's that you say, Mrs. Robinson?
Joltin' Joe has left and gone away

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2024 01:55 PM (XeU6L)

268 Didn't Biden give some kind of speech today at the Brookings Institute on his economic legacy? What, oh what, could he have said?
Posted by: Cheri at December 10, 2024 01:29 PM (oiNtH)

Apparently his teleprompter died so he said he'd lost electricity.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 10, 2024 01:55 PM (lFFaq)

269 Eh, I think he was just turning the screw on the rest of the Dems. It's not like that comment was going to help FJB in any way.
Posted by: Oddbob at December 10, 2024 01:21 PM (/y8xj)
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Hadn't looked at it that way. I don't think PDT cared one way or the other. He was merely stating the obvious and let the chips fall where they may.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 10, 2024 01:23 PM (tT6L1)

it's another multi-prong move. It highlights the junta that really rules, the medical regimen forced on the president and the violation of democracy. If they ditched Biden on his call, he gets Harris to run against and a nasty old man gets some peace too.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2024 01:55 PM (n7h9X)

270 Does Jill Biden get rewarded with a book deal?
Posted by: mr tmz

Upholster Yourself !!!
Posted by: The District of Columbia at December 10, 2024 01:47 PM (w9Wax)

----------------

"Luck Be A Lady MacBeth."

Also released in song form and sung by a Frank Sinatra AI #DeepFake Bot ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Deus Ex Muskina [h/t Mike Benz] at December 10, 2024 01:55 PM (0zai3)

271 Jackie trying to grab a piece of JFK's skull out of the air. And cringes.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 10, 2024 01:48 PM (tT6L1)

I thought it was brain material and she picked it up off the trunk lid. And maybe brought it with her?

Trauma is terrible.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 10, 2024 01:55 PM (z/ifB)

272 "What we do is we get gas-powered water pumps,” Alec said. “We put them in our pool and we super-soak the whole house. We turn it into a tropical rainforest where nothing will catch on fire and then that frees us up to save the other houses. So, we saved five houses.”


that's awesome good for them!

Pepperdine had to cancel finals and close early

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 10, 2024 01:55 PM (Pv3Rg)

273 It's around this time that you notice that while it looks like you stepped forward, but everyone else took two steps back.
#1 rule of volunteering.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 10, 2024 01:52 PM (FCbAQ)
------------

Then there's "voluntold."
Posted by: blake

When I joined the Navy, I was told that NAVY stood for "Never again volunteer yourself."

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2024 01:55 PM (v6JzV)

274 Red Dwarf - Backwards. The one where they go to the planet where Time runs Backwards. Talking about how on this world, Adolf Hitler was the great humanitarian who built all of Europes great cities. But Santa Claus! What a bastard! He's the git who shows up each Christmas morning and takes all the childrens new toys away!

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2024 01:55 PM (wyMQY)

275 If Biden is doing anything at all in his brief periods of coherence, he's figuring out ways to skim off last minute funds/kickbacks from new financial commitments to foreign nations.



That billion going to Africa????

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 10, 2024 01:56 PM (xjJnc)

276 Then there's "voluntold."
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 10, 2024 01:54 PM (tT6L1)

That's a marriage term.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at December 10, 2024 01:56 PM (g8Ew8)

277 Joe is still in position to claim the "Worst President Ever" title. Granted, WWIII would have to break out between now and Jan 20th for him to claim the title. Which means there's still a chance.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 10, 2024 01:56 PM (tT6L1)

278 It would be nice if she is publicly very quiet and aloof, but behind the scenes she becomes Trump's sharpest shiv....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 10, 2024 01:51 PM (y/ZMQ)

She 100% already is and has been. Slovenian girls do not forgive.

Posted by: ... at December 10, 2024 01:56 PM (W6ek6)

279 Visit Malibu; it will fool you into thinking that CA is a livable place.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at December 10, 2024 01:57 PM (wBaIH)

280 Looking at the pic of Dr. Jill looking at Trump in Paris,
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She hasn't been that naturally moistened for decades. Don't let your wives go to Paris without morons.

Posted by: "Sploosssssch" at December 10, 2024 01:58 PM (EY4oe)

281 He's still busy sending money to Ukraine and pardoning his hench-trannies.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 10, 2024 01:58 PM (rJ7Hd)

282 Didn't Biden give some kind of speech today at the Brookings Institute on his economic legacy? What, oh what, could he have said?
Posted by: Cheri at December 10, 2024 01:29 PM (oiNtH)

Apparently his teleprompter died so he said he'd lost electricity.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette


The teleprompter died & the animatronic shit himself.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 10, 2024 01:58 PM (xjJnc)

283 I thought it was brain material and she picked it up off the trunk lid. And maybe brought it with her?

Trauma is terrible.
Posted by: TexasDan at December 10, 2024 01:55 PM (z/ifB)
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After I put it up I realized I probably had it wrong. I'm going with poetic license ick factor to cover my mistake.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 10, 2024 01:58 PM (tT6L1)

284 Visit Malibu; it will fool you into thinking that CA is a livable place.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov

Always wanted to go to the Getty Art Gallery there. Never made it.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2024 01:58 PM (v6JzV)

285 Didn't Biden give some kind of speech today at the Brookings Institute on his economic legacy? What, oh what, could he have said?

Posted by: Cheri at December 10, 2024 01:29 PM (oiNtH)

----------------

"The greatest economy in American history was on my watch between 2017 and 2020."

Posted by: ShainS -- Deus Ex Muskina [h/t Mike Benz] at December 10, 2024 01:58 PM (0Xbz+)

286 That's a marriage term.
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at December 10, 2024 01:56 PM (g8Ew
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I've had it happen at work.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 10, 2024 01:58 PM (tT6L1)

287 Who here has experienced Dude Wipes?

Posted by: pudinhead at December 10, 2024 01:59 PM (jFCkp)

288 Did Melanie go to the Notre Dame service? I don't recall having seen any photos of her there.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher

I don't think so. Don't know why, as she is Catholic.
Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2024 01:46 PM (v6JzV)

Trump took Elon Musk as his +1 !

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2024 01:59 PM (QTCRF)

289 Rob Schneider says he will be launching direct competitor to The View, will begin airing after Inauguration Day.

https://tinyurl.com/yscyvh9m

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 10, 2024 01:59 PM (CIS44)

290 Melania wasn't in the White House very often in Trump's first term, either, preferring to stay at either Mar a Lago or one of their New York properties. I think she despises DC. She's had fame throughout her life, so she's not desperate to be some big public idol. Been there done that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2024 01:59 PM (wyMQY)

291 Can you IMAGINE how much fun el Rushbo would be having with all of this...

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 10, 2024 02:00 PM (1FWWQ)

292 They are upset because Biden, unlike Obama, isn’t actively plotting with the FBI and CIA to undermine Trump.

Posted by: Pj

=====

No Pence this time around, so it's more difficult.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 10, 2024 02:00 PM (ibKHN)

293 Overheard conversation between Biden and his aides:

Aides: "Mr. President, soon we'll be returning to Delaware."

Biden: "Dela-where?"

Aides: "Yes, Delaware."

Biden: "Where?"

Aides: "Delaware."

Biden: "Where where?"

Aides: "Her seems to be regaining consciousness. He needs another ketamine injection, stat!"

Posted by: zombie at December 10, 2024 02:00 PM (pMi6S)

294 Biden doesn't feel the slightest obligation to help his party. In fact, he is thrilled that Trump was elected. The minute they ousted him he started to fuck over the democrats, and the enfuckening is going to continue till his very last day in office.

All these overseas trips - why the fuck not? He's vacationing on our dime.
Posted by: El Mariachi at December 10, 2024 01:50 PM (nLFEI)

Keeps him out of the way so a faction that wants WWIII can't get him to sign something. There's at least three of them that do.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2024 02:00 PM (n7h9X)

295 Nobody in Texas has any idea how to do Christmas decorations.

Posted by: N at December 10, 2024 02:01 PM (8XibL)

296 Melania wasn't in the White House very often in Trump's first term, either, preferring to stay at either Mar a Lago or one of their New York properties. I think she despises DC. She's had fame throughout her life, so she's not desperate to be some big public idol. Been there done that.
Posted by: Tom Servo

I thought that it was more because of Barron. He was still a kid then, and required more of her attention than she could've given him in DC.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2024 02:01 PM (v6JzV)

297 I'm certain Trump has told Melania she doesn't have to do a damn thing she doesn't want to and he supports it. This First Lady doesn't owe anyone a fucking thing.

Posted by: ... at December 10, 2024 02:01 PM (W6ek6)

298 Trump broke them. It's glorious. They have no will to fight.

for now, anyway

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 10, 2024 02:01 PM (rJ7Hd)

299 264 It's shocking to me this had such staying power. It's as bizarre as the "binders full of women"comment that helped tank Romney.
Posted by: LASue


I can see Russia from my front porch.

Only Palin didn't say it. Tima Fey did. But get people to believe it.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 10, 2024 01:54 PM (xjJnc)


It's all part of the information war. It tells you that they were able to control the narrative.

A major counter-offensive had finally happened in recent years. The Fake News exposed, and shriveling up like the Wicked Witch doused with a bucket of water. Elon Musk single-handedly (or WAS IT single-handedly?) restoring free speech in social media.

It's all on purpose - there's a war going on, and the tide has turned in our favor.

Posted by: MrExcitement at December 10, 2024 02:01 PM (hOOi9)

300 Nobody in Texas has any idea how to do Christmas decorations.
Posted by: N


Not since Dave in Texas passed away.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2024 02:02 PM (v6JzV)

301 At least a revitalized Notre Dame made the college football playoffs.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at December 10, 2024 02:02 PM (w9Wax)

302 What about Kamala? Is she still on a drinking binge in Hawaii?

Posted by: Ripley at December 10, 2024 02:02 PM (GUOwU)

303 Jammie Wearing Fool said that Trump should be sworn in on December 25th so that we'll have Trump as president on Christmas. I see no flaws in this plan.

You'd have to get Kamala and the senate to cooperate and Kamala has to resign first. Biden fills the slot with Trump - if he can get him through confirmation - then resigns and Trump becomes president.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 10, 2024 02:02 PM (QGaXH)

304 Who here has experienced Dude Wipes?
Posted by: pudinhead at December 10, 2024 01:59 PM (jFCkp)

+1. Like hitting the reset button.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 10, 2024 02:03 PM (U1pnA)

305 The greatest economy in American history was on my watch between 2017 and 2020."
Posted by: ShainS -- Deus Ex Muskina [h/t Mike Benz] at December 10, 2024 01:58 PM (0Xbz+)

Fast Check: Mostly True

President Biden purchased a Mickey Mouse watch what where his arms are the hour and minute hand and it even has the original band and everything, and by the end of his term he sold that watch to a Belarusian barley conglomerate's executive board Chairman for a profit of 165,382%. Although technically the watch was gifted to his son who then sold it to the barley guy, so it's only Mostly True.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 10, 2024 02:03 PM (y/ZMQ)

306 302 What about Kamala? Is she still on a drinking binge in Hawaii?
Posted by: Ripley at December 10, 2024 02:02 PM (GUOwU)

=======

She's had several public appearances in the past few days.

She seems to be obviously drunk in all of them.

There was one where the Bidens refused to look at her.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 10, 2024 02:03 PM (cD1dp)

307 291 Can you IMAGINE how much fun el Rushbo would be having with all of this...
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I was thinking this earlier. Rush hated Plugs and I think he gave him that name. He ridiculed Plugs all the time.

Posted by: dingbat63 at December 10, 2024 02:03 PM (scFbS)

308 295 Nobody in Texas has any idea how to do Christmas decorations.
Posted by: N at December 10, 2024 02:01 PM (8XibL)

A neighbor in a prior neighborhood had a big lawn decoration featuring a cowboy Santa (complete with hat and boots) admiring the baby Jesus.

Best decoration ever conceived.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 10, 2024 02:03 PM (yDphn)

309 Overheard conversation between Biden and his aides:

Aides: "Mr. President, soon we'll be returning to Delaware."

Biden: "Dela-where?"

Aides: "Yes, Delaware."

Biden: "Where?"

Aides: "Delaware."

Biden: "Where where?"

Aides: "Her seems to be regaining consciousness. He needs another ketamine injection, stat!"
Posted by: zombie


Biden: I know. I know. 1st base.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 10, 2024 02:03 PM (xjJnc)

310 Can you IMAGINE how much fun el Rushbo would be having with all of this...
Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 10, 2024 02:00 PM (1FWWQ)

Yes, but I can also imagine his agony of what was happening to our country the last four years.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at December 10, 2024 02:03 PM (g8Ew8)

311 301 At least a revitalized Notre Dame made the college football playoffs.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-suck


The flying buttresses make good linebackers, so it's not surprising.

Posted by: zombie at December 10, 2024 02:03 PM (pMi6S)

312 It is as of santa married a worn out Vegas whore and put her in charge of running an elf whorehouse at the north pole or something.

Posted by: N at December 10, 2024 02:04 PM (8XibL)

313 At least a revitalized Notre Dame made the college football playoffs.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks

I love how we pronounce the cathedral as "no-trey dahm"
and that abomination in South Bend as "noter dame."

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2024 02:04 PM (v6JzV)

314 298 Trump broke them. It's glorious. They have no will to fight.

for now, anyway
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 10, 2024 02:01 PM (rJ7Hd)


Some are broken, and it IS glorious to see.

But they are the small fish. The big fish are not so public, and HAVE TO fight - it's literally do or die. This is far from over.

Posted by: MrExcitement at December 10, 2024 02:04 PM (hOOi9)

315 Trump took Elon Musk as his +1 !
Posted by: runner at December 10, 2024 01:59 PM (QTCRF)

Naah, he was too distracted by Jill making goo goo eyes at him.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2024 02:05 PM (wyMQY)

316 rickb223: "That billion going to Africa????"

Yep.

Biden has shown no interest, at all, in the continent. Even Simon Ateba, Africa's lone press representative in the press corps, was blackballed. KJP et al didn't want to hear it and just ignored him for, what, years? All of a sudden, Biden flees to Africa for all of three days to fall asleep at meetings.

Yeah, that's the Find Me Some Presidential Library Money Because Donors Hate Me tour.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at December 10, 2024 02:05 PM (aXxgO)

317 "They fail to grasp that his vegetative state might be caused by the fact that he's actually a vegetable."

They failed to grasp it before, why should they grasp it now?

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 10, 2024 02:05 PM (h/ffs)

318 Dr. Jill shit my pants again

Posted by: Joe "Choo Choo" Biden at December 10, 2024 02:05 PM (Vu7A1)

319 Who here has experienced Dude Wipes?
Posted by: pudinhead


Too thin. Don't like getting in touch with myself.

Prefer Dollar Shave Club's One Wipe Charlies.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 10, 2024 02:05 PM (xjJnc)

320 She's had several public appearances in the past few days.

She seems to be obviously drunk in all of them.

There was one where the Bidens refused to look at her.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 10, 2024 02:03 PM (cD1dp)

Your nic - did you believe the stuff that Clooney said about Batman and Robin? Re: Schumacher is gay and he wanted to homoeroticize Batman and Robin, hence the nipple suit and the Robin buttocks shit.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 10, 2024 02:05 PM (rJ7Hd)

321 The Getty Villa in Malibu is very worth visiting. Beautiful spot of course and great classical stuff for those of us lacking in that department. The huge Getty museum up on the hill overlooking downtown is worth visiting for the views of the region (go on a clear winter day after a rainstorm - if there is one again).

Posted by: rhomboid at December 10, 2024 02:06 PM (1m82a)

322 Visit Malibu; it will fool you into thinking that CA is a livable place.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov

Always wanted to go to the Getty Art Gallery there. Never made it.
Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2024 01:58 PM (v6JzV)

---------------

Visited The Getty Center (mostly European art museum) a couple decades ago, located in Brentwood off of the 405 freeway. Spectacular, including just the grounds, landscaping, and views.

Never made it to the one you're likely referring to -- The Getty Villa Museum along the coast, north of Santa Monica in Pacific Palisades.

"You call someplace Paradise Golden State ... kiss it goodbye."

Posted by: ShainS -- Deus Ex Muskina [h/t Mike Benz] at December 10, 2024 02:06 PM (0Xbz+)

323 At least a revitalized Notre Dame made the college football playoffs.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks

I decided early on that life is too short to try and figure out how the heck the rankings/seedings work.

All I know is that I was disappointed to see Ohio U crush Miami for the MAC championship.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 10, 2024 02:06 PM (LxER7)

324 that abomination in South Bend as "noter dame."
Posted by: Bulg

What gets me is "noter republic". LOL

Posted by: SFGoth at December 10, 2024 02:06 PM (KAi1n)

325 320 Your nic - did you believe the stuff that Clooney said about Batman and Robin? Re: Schumacher is gay and he wanted to homoeroticize Batman and Robin, hence the nipple suit and the Robin buttocks shit.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 10, 2024 02:05 PM (rJ7Hd)

======

Schumacher was definitely gay. That's no secret.

What other reason is there to put nipples on the batsuit and highlight the butts in the opening montage?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 10, 2024 02:06 PM (cD1dp)

326 Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 10, 2024 01:47 PM (xjJnc)


As she maneuvered the five cat carriers through the door of my office, I knew this dame was trouble.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2024 02:06 PM (D7oie)

327 303 Jammie Wearing Fool said that Trump should be sworn in on December 25th so that we'll have Trump as president on Christmas. I see no flaws in this plan.

You'd have to get Kamala and the senate to cooperate and Kamala has to resign first. Biden fills the slot with Trump - if he can get him through confirmation - then resigns and Trump becomes president.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 10, 2024 02:02 PM (QGaXH)

wait a minute - are you saying I shouldn't trust Jammie Wearing Fool?

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2024 02:07 PM (wyMQY)

328 It is as of santa married a worn out Vegas whore and put her in charge of running an elf whorehouse at the north pole or something.
Posted by: N



*perk

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 10, 2024 02:07 PM (xjJnc)

329 Just read this a few minutes ago:

Mangione is wanted in New York for charges including Murder in the Second Degree, Criminal Possession of a Weapon in the Second Degree and Criminal Possession of a Forged Instrument in the Second Degree.

Just how the hell is this Murder in the SECOND Degree?

Posted by: SONNY WORTZIK at December 10, 2024 02:07 PM (wDLi3)

330 The only thing I want see Biden do is pardon Corn Pop.

Corn Pop was a bad dude

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at December 10, 2024 02:07 PM (ig8VZ)

331 I thought I read somewhere Melania doesn't plan on being very visible this time around.
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Her comments as to how she was treated the last 4 years suggests to me she is furious.

And those who wronged her are probably too stupid to know she hasn't forgotten.

Those wrongs will be made right soon ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 10, 2024 02:07 PM (G7Fd7)

332 What other reason is there to put nipples on the batsuit and highlight the butts in the opening montage?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 10, 2024 02:06 PM (cD1dp)

Alicia Silverstone?

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 10, 2024 02:07 PM (CIS44)

333 I was saying hi to the guy next door and noticed he had decorated his house with blue and white lights said "so hannukah lights ?" He said, "nah, cowboys."

Several days after I was noticing another guys lights and said "Cowboys?: he said "nah, hannukah lights"

Posted by: N at December 10, 2024 02:07 PM (8XibL)

334 As she maneuvered the five cat carriers through the door of my office, I knew this dame was trouble.
Posted by: Kindltot



Ouch. That hurt. I pulled something laughing.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 10, 2024 02:07 PM (xjJnc)

335 The flying buttresses make good linebackers, so it's not surprising.
Posted by: zombie

Ah yes, the Bears hall-of-fame linebacker Dick Buttress!

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at December 10, 2024 02:08 PM (w9Wax)

336 332 What other reason is there to put nipples on the batsuit and highlight the butts in the opening montage?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 10, 2024 02:06 PM (cD1dp)

Alicia Silverstone?
Posted by: BruceWayne at December 10, 2024 02:07 PM (CIS44)

======

She didn't have nipples on her suit and she wasn't in the opening montage!

Check and mate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 10, 2024 02:09 PM (cD1dp)

337 329 Just read this a few minutes ago:

Mangione is wanted in New York for charges including Murder in the Second Degree, Criminal Possession of a Weapon in the Second Degree and Criminal Possession of a Forged Instrument in the Second Degree.

Just how the hell is this Murder in the SECOND Degree?
Posted by: SONNY WORTZIK


It's called that because he will get second-degree burns where they attached the wires on the electric chair.

Posted by: zombie at December 10, 2024 02:09 PM (pMi6S)

338 What other reason is there to put nipples on the batsuit



Why is Adam painted with a belly button?

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 10, 2024 02:09 PM (xjJnc)

339 She didn't have nipples on her suit and she wasn't in the opening montage!

Check and mate.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 10, 2024 02:09 PM (cD1dp)

Well Damn

*kicks rocks*

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 10, 2024 02:09 PM (CIS44)

340 What other reason is there to put nipples on the batsuit and highlight the butts in the opening montage?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 10, 2024 02:06 PM (cD1dp)

you're just baiting ace and garrett now.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 10, 2024 02:09 PM (z/ifB)

341 Alicia Silverstone?

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 10, 2024 02:07 PM (CIS44)

She didn't have nipples on her suit and she wasn't in the opening montage!

Check and mate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 10, 2024 02:09 PM (cD1dp)

and he calls himself Bruce Wayne. Geez.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 10, 2024 02:10 PM (rJ7Hd)

342 Alicia Silverstone?
Posted by: BruceWayne at December 10, 2024 02:07 PM (CIS44)

She still looks damn good.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2024 02:10 PM (v6JzV)

343 339 Well Damn

*kicks rocks*
Posted by: BruceWayne at December 10, 2024 02:09 PM (CIS44)

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Not that Bruce Wayne would necessarily have secret knowledge of the vigilante Batman, a dude who dresses up as a bat and CLEARLY has issues.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 10, 2024 02:10 PM (cD1dp)

344 "Biden has effectively disappeared from the radar in the wake of Democrats' electoral loss."

Dim staff and leadership haven't disappeared; they're in their burrows reconnoitering...also scurrying to delete, shred, burn, bleach, smash with hammers, tape to their ankles, load up U-Hauls, briefcases and car trunks everything done in Washington over the last 4 years.

They fear exposure of the 2020 steal and extent of their corruption, Edward Dowd says they'll do anything to stave it off, including war. In my view, that's what the millions of illegal military age males were brought here for.

Barry (who now looks like an ailing King Tutankhaten) recently told a grieving Dim crowd, "A line has been crossed," and its "not okay."

Never forget: Fundamental Transformation. By Any Means Necessary.

Posted by: Ju at December 10, 2024 02:10 PM (aTmM/)

345 you're just baiting ace and garrett now.
Posted by: TexasDan at December 10, 2024 02:09 PM (z/ifB)

Fortunately some of the guys have dude wipes handy it would seem.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 10, 2024 02:10 PM (y/ZMQ)

346 Just how the hell is this Murder in the SECOND Degree?
Posted by: SONNY WORTZIK at December 10, 2024 02:07 PM (wDLi3)


It is NYC, where they are famous for undercharging, just to stay on the safe side. /s

Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 10, 2024 02:10 PM (FCbAQ)

347 Just how the hell is this Murder in the SECOND Degree?
Posted by: SONNY WORTZIK at December 10, 2024 02:07 PM (wDLi3)
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I believe that aggravated charge is due to "lying-in-wait" for the victim.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 10, 2024 02:10 PM (RIvkX)

348 Not that Bruce Wayne would necessarily have secret knowledge of the vigilante Batman, a dude who dresses up as a bat and CLEARLY has issues.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 10, 2024 02:10 PM (cD1dp)

*whistles innocently*

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 10, 2024 02:10 PM (CIS44)

349 306 302 What about Kamala? Is she still on a drinking binge in Hawaii?
Posted by: Ripley at December 10, 2024 02:02 PM (GUOwU)

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She's had several public appearances in the past few days.

She seems to be obviously drunk in all of them.

There was one where the Bidens refused to look at her.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 10, 2024 02:03 PM (cD1dp)


I suppose that means that if Kamala had won, our transition into a Soviet-style Communist country would have been completed.

Posted by: MrExcitement at December 10, 2024 02:10 PM (hOOi9)

350 327 303 Jammie Wearing Fool said that Trump should be sworn in on December 25th so that we'll have Trump as president on Christmas. I see no flaws in this plan.

You'd have to get Kamala and the senate to cooperate and Kamala has to resign first. Biden fills the slot with Trump - if he can get him through confirmation - then resigns and Trump becomes president.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 10, 2024 02:02 PM (QGaXH)

wait a minute - are you saying I shouldn't trust Jammie Wearing Fool?
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2024 02:07 PM (wyMQY)

Unless you can move up the inauguration date - but I believe that, too, is constitutionally set...

but who am I to question a jammie wearing fool...LOL!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 10, 2024 02:11 PM (QGaXH)

351 Where's my maypo?

Posted by: Preznit Ruprect the Monkeyboy at December 10, 2024 02:11 PM (OA79/)

352 Both Clooney and Silverstone had nipple3s under the actual suit but only Batman's suit got molded nipples.

Hmmm...

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 10, 2024 02:11 PM (rJ7Hd)

353 Not sure if Ace covered this already, but the Left is OPENLY praising and glamorizing Mangione as their new hero. He's being canonized as a progressive saint right before our eyes. It's astounding to watch -- they LOVE the fact that he murdered someone, and say so loudly so everyone can hear.

Posted by: zombie at December 10, 2024 02:11 PM (pMi6S)

354 Just how the hell is this Murder in the SECOND Degree?
Posted by: SONNY WORTZIK at December 10, 2024 02:07 PM (wDLi3)

***

In NY murder in the first is reserved for people who kill police officers and other public servants

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 10, 2024 02:11 PM (1FWWQ)

355 Ot is not so.bad having ripples for the costume the awkward part was where the original had full aerolae and a clit too

Posted by: N at December 10, 2024 02:11 PM (8XibL)

356 352 Both Clooney and Silverstone had nipple3s under the actual suit but only Batman's suit got molded nipples.

Hmmm...
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 10, 2024 02:11 PM (rJ7Hd)

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I think the only guardrails that Schumacher got on Batman and Robin was to include more suits and vehicles that WB could sell as toys.

He was otherwise allowed to do whatever he wanted with $160 million.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 10, 2024 02:12 PM (cD1dp)

357 Turtle down

@BNONews
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Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 10, 2024 02:12 PM (IG4Id)

358 Unless you can move up the inauguration date - but I believe that, too, is constitutionally set...
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan

Yes, it is. Used to be March 4, I believe, but in the 30s they passed an amendment to change it to Jan.20.

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2024 02:12 PM (v6JzV)

359 O yes, inauguration on Christmas Eve FTW!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at December 10, 2024 02:12 PM (cY18j)

360 Mangione will self-delete in prison.

Posted by: mr tmz at December 10, 2024 02:13 PM (rJ48h)

361 how the hell is this Murder in the SECOND Degree?




Fahrenheit oe celsius?

Posted by: N at December 10, 2024 02:13 PM (8XibL)

362 357 Turtle down

@BNONews
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Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 10, 2024 02:12 PM (IG4Id)

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The mob is unhappy!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 10, 2024 02:13 PM (cD1dp)

363 Both Clooney and Silverstone had nipple3s under the actual suit but only Batman's suit got molded nipples.

Robin's did too, I think. I try not to remember that debacle.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2024 02:13 PM (RsS92)

364 Fortunately some of the guys have dude wipes handy it would seem.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 10, 2024 02:10 PM (y/ZMQ)

Am i the only one who thinks the implied purpose of dude wipes is not very subtle?

Posted by: TexasDan at December 10, 2024 02:13 PM (z/ifB)

365 ·
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Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 10, 2024 02:12 PM (IG4Id)

As much as I want rid of him I don't trust the Dem Gov to replace him with a Republican.

Posted by: It's me donna at December 10, 2024 02:13 PM (VE6XX)

366 363 Both Clooney and Silverstone had nipple3s under the actual suit but only Batman's suit got molded nipples.

Robin's did too, I think. I try not to remember that debacle.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2024 02:13 PM (RsS92)

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Batman and Robin > Batman Forever

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 10, 2024 02:13 PM (cD1dp)

367 I think the only guardrails that Schumacher got on Batman and Robin was to include more suits and vehicles that WB could sell as toys.

He was otherwise allowed to do whatever he wanted with $160 million.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 10, 2024 02:12 PM (cD1dp)

Crazy budget back then, no? That's a big budget by today's standards.

I'd love pitch meeting dude to do Batman and Robin.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 10, 2024 02:13 PM (rJ7Hd)

368 I think the only guardrails that Schumacher got on Batman and Robin was to include more suits and vehicles that WB could sell as toys.

He was otherwise allowed to do whatever he wanted with $160 million.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 10, 2024 02:12 PM (cD1dp)

I remember that when the first DVD players came out that was one of the only DVDs that came out and it was beyond IMPOSSIBLE to find.

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 10, 2024 02:13 PM (CIS44)

369 Visit Malibu; it will fool you into thinking that CA is a livable place.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov
.......

But don't surf there without a helmet.

Posted by: wth at December 10, 2024 02:13 PM (v0R5T)

370 Horst Wessel > Luigi Mangione

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 10, 2024 02:13 PM (RIvkX)

371 He was otherwise allowed to do whatever he wanted with $160 million.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 10, 2024 02:12 PM (cD1dp)

$30 on whores. $75 million on George Clooney. The rest on whores for George Clooney.

Making movies is so easy.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 10, 2024 02:13 PM (y/ZMQ)

372 JUST IN: Senator Mitch McConnell (R-KY) receiving medical treatment after fall; seen with cut on face
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 10, 2024 02:12 PM (IG4Id)

——————

What can I say. He’s a slow learner.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 10, 2024 02:14 PM (u73oe)

373 Trump is not currently acting as if he's president but other nations are. Other countries are acting as if he is president now.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2024 02:14 PM (RsS92)

374 1m
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Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 10, 2024 02:12 PM (IG4Id)

It's that darn home-gym equipment again, innit?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 10, 2024 02:14 PM (LxER7)

375 367 Crazy budget back then, no? That's a big budget by today's standards.

I'd love pitch meeting dude to do Batman and Robin.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 10, 2024 02:13 PM (rJ7Hd)

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It was a massive budget in 1990s dollars.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 10, 2024 02:14 PM (cD1dp)

376 What other reason is there to put nipples on the batsuit and highlight the butts in the opening montage?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 10, 2024 02:06 PM (cD1dp)


Of all the things wrong with that movie, from lighting, concept and dialogue, and apparently the chase scenes were plotted by a hyperactive six-year-old with matchbox cars in his grandmothers living room for one, "bat nipples" is the least of its problems.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2024 02:14 PM (D7oie)

377 Who here has experienced Dude Wipes?
-----
Prefer Dollar Shave Club's One Wipe Charlies.


* adds two items to the Do No Google list *

Posted by: Oddbob at December 10, 2024 02:14 PM (/y8xj)

378 @BNONews
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Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 10, 2024 02:12 PM (IG4Id)


Harry Reed says this was predictable.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 10, 2024 02:15 PM (FCbAQ)

379 No, no, I was wondering why they told OBAMA to pick JOE as his VP.

Or does no one remember the SCOAMF??!?
Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 10, 2024 01:46 PM (wtvvX)

Obama chose Joe because he was an insider but such a blockhead he would never challenge Obama for power. Nobody was going to try and topple Obama to make Joe president.

Joe picked Kamala for the exact same reason.

Its power politics for the weak 101

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2024 02:15 PM (n7h9X)

380 329 Just read this a few minutes ago:

Mangione is wanted in New York for charges including Murder in the Second Degree, Criminal Possession of a Weapon in the Second Degree and Criminal Possession of a Forged Instrument in the Second Degree.

Just how the hell is this Murder in the SECOND Degree?
Posted by: SONNY WORTZIK at December 10, 2024 02:07 PM (wDLi3)

How is subduing a crazy on the subway who is threatening criminal violence and who dies after the EMTs deny medical care a homicide? (I forget the exact charge) ?

More of Bragg's soft on crime-harsh on citizens BS!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 10, 2024 02:15 PM (QGaXH)

381 JUST IN: Senator Mitch McConnell (R-KY) receiving medical treatment after fall; seen with cut on face
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 10, 2024 02:12 PM (IG4Id)

Did he buy Harry Reid's exercise machine?

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2024 02:15 PM (v6JzV)

382 Am i the only one who thinks the implied purpose of dude wipes is not very subtle?
Posted by: TexasDan at December 10, 2024 02:13 PM (z/ifB)

This is the same industry who took Carlin's "Sprunt" laugh line and ran with it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 10, 2024 02:15 PM (y/ZMQ)

383 376
Of all the things wrong with that movie, from lighting, concept and dialogue, and apparently the chase scenes were plotted by a hyperactive six-year-old with matchbox cars in his grandmothers living room for one, "bat nipples" is the least of its problems.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2024 02:14 PM (D7oie)

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I don't hate it. It's bad, but it actually approaches its tone more correctly than Batman Forever does.

Forever is self-serious while being inherently silly while Batman and Robin is more thoroughly silly all the way through.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 10, 2024 02:15 PM (cD1dp)

384 And those who wronged her are probably too stupid to know she hasn't forgotten.

Those wrongs will be made right soon ....
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 10, 2024 02:07 PM (G7Fd7)

DJT will be the vector for her vengeance.

Posted by: ... at December 10, 2024 02:15 PM (W6ek6)

385 President de facto Donald Trump

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 10, 2024 02:15 PM (RIvkX)

386 Of all the things wrong with that movie, from lighting, concept and dialogue, and apparently the chase scenes were plotted by a hyperactive six-year-old with matchbox cars in his grandmothers living room for one, "bat nipples" is the least of its problems.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2024 02:14 PM (D7oie)

Complete bastardization of Bane and Ahnold as Mr Freeze

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 10, 2024 02:15 PM (CIS44)

387 374 1m
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Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 10, 2024 02:12 PM (IG4Id)

It's that darn home-gym equipment again, innit?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher


The ten-year-olds can get feisty and sometimes fight back.

Posted by: zombie at December 10, 2024 02:15 PM (pMi6S)

388 No, no, I was wondering why they told OBAMA to pick JOE as his VP.

Insurance

Posted by: It's me donna at December 10, 2024 02:15 PM (VE6XX)

389 There is a great "nipples for men" line in Time Bandits.

Evil is criticizing things in God's creation that make no sense.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 10, 2024 02:16 PM (z/ifB)

390 @alx
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Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2024 02:16 PM (LkLld)

391 JUST IN: Senator Mitch McConnell (R-KY) receiving medical treatment after fall; seen with cut on face
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 10, 2024 02:12 PM (IG4Id)
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Don't look at me! I'm still in Nevada!

Posted by: Thereband at December 10, 2024 02:16 PM (tT6L1)

392 Batman and Robin > Batman Forever

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 10, 2024 02:13 PM (cD1dp)

Mmm...Drew Barrymore as Sugar

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 10, 2024 02:16 PM (rJ7Hd)

393 Didn't Silverstone breastfeed her boy until he was 20 or somethong?

Posted by: N at December 10, 2024 02:16 PM (8XibL)

394 317 "They fail to grasp that his vegetative state might be caused by the fact that he's actually a vegetable."

They failed to grasp it before, why should they grasp it now?
Posted by: Ordinary American at December 10, 2024 02:05 PM (h/ffs)



ITS A STUTTER!

Posted by: Akshulee Enpecey at December 10, 2024 02:16 PM (OA79/)

395 379 No, no, I was wondering why they told OBAMA to pick JOE as his VP.

Or does no one remember the SCOAMF??!?
Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 10, 2024 01:46 PM (wtvvX)

Obama chose Joe because he was an insider but such a blockhead he would never challenge Obama for power. Nobody was going to try and topple Obama to make Joe president.

Joe picked Kamala for the exact same reason.

Its power politics for the weak 101
Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2024 02:15 PM (n7h9X)
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A people hire A people
B people hire C people

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 10, 2024 02:17 PM (RIvkX)

396
Alternate post subtitle:

But It Hasn't Stopped The Shits In the "biden" Administration From Giving Away Billions More Dollars For The Graft & Fucking Up Foreign Policy Further

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 10, 2024 02:17 PM (AzjG/)

397 There is a great "nipples for men" line in Time Bandits.

Evil is criticizing things in God's creation that make no sense.
Posted by: TexasDan at December 10, 2024 02:16 PM (z/ifB)

I have nipples Greg. Can you milk me?
-Jack Byrnes

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 10, 2024 02:17 PM (CIS44)

398 >Didn't Silverstone breastfeed her boy until he was 20 or somethong?


Some kids are luckier than others.

Posted by: mr tmz at December 10, 2024 02:17 PM (rJ48h)

399 Oh no.

Anyway.

Posted by: ... at December 10, 2024 02:17 PM (W6ek6)

400 Batman and Robin > Batman Forever

Frankly they were both horrendous, but so was Batman Returns. The problem was that the first Burton Batman was so popular and sold so many toys that the studio started leaning all over the movie, sending a storm of producer notes and each movie got worse and worse.

Then again I think the third Nolan Batman movie was terrible as well. I haven't seen the most recent emo Batman movie.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2024 02:18 PM (RsS92)

401 BREAKING: 82 Year-Old Outgoing Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell fell during a Senate lunch and is receiving medical treatment
Posted by: JackStraw
......

CUIDADO PISO MOJADO

Posted by: wth at December 10, 2024 02:18 PM (v0R5T)

402 >Didn't Silverstone breastfeed her boy until he was 20 or somethong?
-------

Man, that kid is going to have issues.

Same issues as the rest of us but still.

Posted by: ... at December 10, 2024 02:18 PM (W6ek6)

403 Not sure if Ace covered this already, but the Left is OPENLY praising and glamorizing Mangione as their new hero. He's being canonized as a progressive saint right before our eyes. It's astounding to watch -- they LOVE the fact that he murdered someone, and say so loudly so everyone can hear.
Posted by: zombie at December 10, 2024 02:11 PM (pMi6S)

Hardly surprising, Leftists always love evil. The foolish part is saying so out loud.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2024 02:18 PM (n7h9X)

404 Syrians searching prisons > Syrians looting palaces

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 10, 2024 02:19 PM (RIvkX)

405 374 1m
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Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 10, 2024 02:12 PM (IG4Id)

It's that darn home-gym equipment again, innit?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 10, 2024 02:14 PM (LxER7)

I think he tried moving at Representative speed and not Senatorial speed. He was moving too fast, much faster than he was used to.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 10, 2024 02:19 PM (VNX3d)

406 402 >Didn't Silverstone breastfeed her boy until he was 20 or somethong?
-------

Man, that kid is going to have issues.

Same issues as the rest of us but still.

Posted by: ... at December 10, 2024 02:18 PM (W6ek6)

ROFL

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 10, 2024 02:19 PM (rJ7Hd)

407
biden checked out the day he was ousted from his reelection campaign, not just since Nov 5th

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 10, 2024 02:19 PM (AzjG/)

408 Outgoing? The dude ain't the life of the party. He ain't hucking brewskies out of a whack pack to strangers in his buddy's back yard.

Shitcanned.

The word is "Shitcanned".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 10, 2024 02:20 PM (y/ZMQ)

409 The Dems brought this on themselves. Obama knew in 2019. The Puppeteers needed someone to control for Barry's third term, and for them, Joe was perfect.

Posted by: mrp at December 10, 2024 02:20 PM (rj6Yv)

410 Not sure if Ace covered this already, but the Left is OPENLY praising and glamorizing Mangione as their new hero. He's being canonized as a progressive saint right before our eyes. It's astounding to watch -- they LOVE the fact that he murdered someone, and say so loudly so everyone can hear.
Posted by: zombie at December 10, 2024 02:11 PM (pMi6S)

Hardly surprising, Leftists always love evil. The foolish part is saying so out loud.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2024 02:18 PM (n7h9X)

Driven in large part because he's fairly good looking and has impecable lefty-credentials.

Posted by: LASue at December 10, 2024 02:20 PM (lCppi)

411 A people hire A people
B people hire C people
Posted by: San Franpsycho

C people drink heavily

Posted by: SFGoth at December 10, 2024 02:20 PM (KAi1n)

412 409 The Dems brought this on themselves. Obama knew in 2019. The Puppeteers needed someone to control for Barry's third term, and for them, Joe was perfect.
Posted by: mrp at December 10, 2024 02:20 PM (rj6Yv)

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The Dems brought this on themselves when they sacrificed the health of their party and all of their moderates at the altar of the ACA, a giant payoff to Big Insurance.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 10, 2024 02:21 PM (cD1dp)

413 how the hell is this Murder in the SECOND Degree?

Fahrenheit oe celsius?
Posted by: N

"Rankine or Kelvin?" (revised for accuracy)

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at December 10, 2024 02:21 PM (w9Wax)

414 358 Unless you can move up the inauguration date - but I believe that, too, is constitutionally set...
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan

Yes, it is. Used to be March 4, I believe, but in the 30s they passed an amendment to change it to Jan.20.
Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2024 02:12 PM (v6JzV)

The only other alternative as I see it is for every constitutionally named succession individual to resign to the point where it goes to the House, and they pick the person (Trump) and set the date.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 10, 2024 02:21 PM (QGaXH)

415 And those who wronged her are probably too stupid to know she hasn't forgotten.

Those wrongs will be made right soon ....
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 10, 2024 02:07 PM (G7Fd7)

DJT will be the vector for her vengeance.
Posted by: ...


All family business will be settled.

The old ways are the best ways.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 10, 2024 02:21 PM (xjJnc)

416 Mangione is wanted in New York for charges including Murder in the Second Degree, Criminal Possession of a Weapon in the Second Degree and Criminal Possession of a Forged Instrument in the Second Degree.

Just how the hell is this Murder in the SECOND Degree?
Posted by: SONNY WORTZIK

It's called that because he will get second-degree burns where they attached the wires on the electric chair.
Posted by: zombie at December 10, 2024 02:09 PM (pMi6S)

Story is evolving... his roommate says he had really debilitating back pains... and if they were his insurance broker?

Not saying murder is justified, but having dealt with Medical insurance assholes in the past....

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 10, 2024 02:21 PM (QAkQ3)

417 C people drink heavily
Posted by: SFGoth at December 10, 2024 02:20 PM (KAi1n)

And then lay waste to Tyre and Sidon.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 10, 2024 02:21 PM (y/ZMQ)

418 they LOVE the fact that he murdered someone, and say so loudly so everyone can hear

Its not just leftists, quite a few on the right are and many low info people are. There is a huge amount of hate at these health insurance companies, for very understandable reasons. But its still murder.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2024 02:22 PM (RsS92)

419
Batman and Robin > Batman Forever

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 10, 2024 02:13 PM (cD1dp)


That a bit like writing:

Dog Shit > Cat Shit.

Though I suppose I'd reverse the order to be:

Batman Forever > Batman and Robin

Mostly because practically everyone who walks on screen becomes a BATsomething instantly.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 10, 2024 02:22 PM (iJfKG)

420 The Dems brought this on themselves when they sacrificed the health of their party and all of their moderates at the altar of the ACA, a giant payoff to Big Insurance.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 10, 2024 02:21 PM (cD1dp)

***

SEE?? That is what I am sayin'...

Posted by: Luigi Mangione at December 10, 2024 02:22 PM (1FWWQ)

421 01 BREAKING: 82 Year-Old Outgoing Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell fell during a Senate lunch and is receiving medical treatment
Posted by: JackStraw
......

CUIDADO PISO MOJADO
Posted by: wth at December 10, 2024 02:18 PM (v0R5T)


Prolly glitches mid step and went over like a log.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 10, 2024 02:22 PM (OA79/)

422
Not sure if Ace covered this already, but the Left is OPENLY praising and glamorizing Mangione as their new hero. He's being canonized as a progressive saint right before our eyes. It's astounding to watch -- they LOVE the fact that he murdered someone, and say so loudly so everyone can hear.

Posted by: zombie at December 10, 2024 02:11 PM

Hardly surprising, Leftists always love evil. The foolish part is saying so out loud.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2024 02:18 PM

Driven in large part because he's fairly good looking and has impecable lefty-credentials.

Posted by: LASue at December 10, 2024 02:20 PM


Mangione is the leftards' bizzarro world Rittenhouse

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 10, 2024 02:22 PM (w9Ycv)

423 374 1m
JUST IN: Senator Mitch McConnell (R-KY) receiving medical treatment after fall; seen with cut on face
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 10, 2024 02:12 PM (IG4Id)

It's that darn home-gym equipment again, innit?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 10, 2024 02:14 PM (LxER7)

Wasn't that Harry Reid's excuse?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 10, 2024 02:23 PM (QGaXH)

424 Prolly glitches mid step and went over like a log.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 10, 2024 02:22 PM (OA79/)

That damn sloth came out of nowhere.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 10, 2024 02:23 PM (y/ZMQ)

425 Am i the only one who thinks the implied purpose of dude wipes is not very subtle?
Posted by: TexasDan

I saw the original pitch for this product at a Dan De Vos event in Grand Rapids years ago, people roared. Only later did I see the "I wanna smell yo dick" video and realized I was an obsolete cultural relic.

Posted by: Auspex at December 10, 2024 02:23 PM (j4U/Z)

426 Not sure if Ace covered this already, but the Left is OPENLY praising and glamorizing Mangione as their new hero. He's being canonized as a progressive saint right before our eyes. It's astounding to watch -- they LOVE the fact that he murdered someone, and say so loudly so everyone can hear.
Posted by: zombie at December 10, 2024 02:11 PM (pMi6S)


You can bet that Luigi was/is an antifa trust fund terrorist.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 10, 2024 02:23 PM (/lPRQ)

427 You cannot refuse a pardon, and I want Biden to pardon Pelosi and Obama.

They are the ones that knifed him and he just might do it if he could truly understand what it would mean to them.

But, who in his circle of advisors would steer him on this and not fuck it up? Not the doctor, not the bagman son. Not Blinken.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at December 10, 2024 02:24 PM (KiBMU)

428 they LOVE the fact that he murdered someone, and say so loudly so everyone can hear

Its not just leftists, quite a few on the right are and many low info people are. There is a huge amount of hate at these health insurance companies, for very understandable reasons. But its still murder.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Insurance companies don't fart without government approval.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 10, 2024 02:24 PM (xjJnc)

429 Is "Luigi" the Italian version of "Louis?"

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2024 02:25 PM (v6JzV)

430 401 CUIDADO PISO MOJADO

apropos of nothing, but would be a good name for a world of warcraft guild

Posted by: anachronda at December 10, 2024 02:25 PM (v3pYe)

431 379 No, no, I was wondering why they told OBAMA to pick JOE as his VP.

Or does no one remember the SCOAMF??!?
Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 10, 2024 01:46 PM (wtvvX)

Obama chose Joe because he was an insider but such a blockhead he would never challenge Obama for power. Nobody was going to try and topple Obama to make Joe president.

Joe picked Kamala for the exact same reason.

Its power politics for the weak 101
Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2024 02:15 PM (n7h9X)

You bring up an interesting contrast that wasn't talked about much during the campaign.

Trump, a real leader, picks strong people that strengthen him.

Kamala, an empty pantsuit, picks weaklings who don't challenge her supremacy.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 10, 2024 02:25 PM (QGaXH)

432 Not sure if Ace covered this already, but the Left is OPENLY praising and glamorizing Mangione as their new hero. He's being canonized as a progressive saint right before our eyes. It's astounding to watch -- they LOVE the fact that he murdered someone, and say so loudly so everyone can hear.
Posted by: zombie


Luigi has parents, correct? Be a damn shame...

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 10, 2024 02:25 PM (xjJnc)

433 Insurance companies don't fart without government approval.

This definitely needs to be repeated a lot and expanded on. Its a good way to attack the bureaucracy and government bloat.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2024 02:26 PM (RsS92)

434 I would have expected that they would have found Mangione camping out in a MegaLoMart.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 10, 2024 02:26 PM (YIxO9)

435 Is "Luigi" the Italian version of "Louis?"
Posted by: Bulg


Yes, it is, according to Wiki. But apparently it's from Ludwig, the German form of "Louis."

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2024 02:26 PM (v6JzV)

436 Prolly glitches mid step and went over like a log.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless


Animatronics went downhill after Chuck E Cheese.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 10, 2024 02:26 PM (xjJnc)

437 So can Trump start firing cabinet now? Word is Wray wants to retire before he gets fired. Can he do that for us?

Posted by: Picric at December 10, 2024 02:27 PM (13tTk)

438 SFSU faculty and staff cuts.
-KPIX
===

Tee-hee!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 10, 2024 02:27 PM (RIvkX)

439 Am i the only one who thinks the implied purpose of dude wipes is not very subtle?
Posted by: TexasDan

*Hawthorne Wipes have entered the chat*

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 10, 2024 02:27 PM (CIS44)

440 429 Is "Luigi" the Italian version of "Louis?"
Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2024 02:25 PM (v6JzV)

Ludwig, via Lombard, i think.

I think Louis might just be Ludwig via Frankish.

I don't know. The "new tab" button is alllll the way over there and i can't be arsed so I'm just going to guess.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 10, 2024 02:27 PM (y/ZMQ)

441 CUIDADO PISO MOJADO
Posted by: wth


BASURA!

Posted by: Bulg at December 10, 2024 02:27 PM (v6JzV)

442 Nood.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 10, 2024 02:28 PM (LxER7)

443 My grandpa's given name was Luigi. Changed it to Louis. Did it to sound more Jewish (?!).

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 10, 2024 02:28 PM (YIxO9)

444 Then again I think the third Nolan Batman movie was terrible as well. I haven't seen the most recent emo Batman movie.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2024 02:18 PM (RsS92)


Third Nolan Batman's okay not terrible. But, I suspect Heath Ledger overdosing fucked up the p[lans for number 3. It wasn't as well worked out.

Emo Batman is surprisingly good but too long. The main problem with it is that the Writer/director basically tries to turn the Riddler and even Batman hisself into Antifa positive types.

Sort like even the folk on this blog trying to excuse the coldblooded murder of the fInsurance CEO by Luigi. That'll probably be Emo Batman 2.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 10, 2024 02:28 PM (iJfKG)

445 She didn't wear a blazing red pantsuit to go vote on election day for nothing. She glances at Trump with admiring eyes. She will not look at Kamala at all. She has done all of this without a word spoken.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 10, 2024 02:29 PM (C53IZ)

446 I normally comment on Pixy’s thread (because I’m up before the Sun) - but just want to come here to say - despite the fact he may have been an alcoholic, womanizing Commie - MLK Jr’’s “judged by content of their character and not the color of their skin” is IMO the most important modern declaration of how our society should be organized and is daily violated by the Democrats/left. The racial classifications/ justifications for special treatment must end in toto.

Posted by: CTSPURSMAN at December 10, 2024 02:29 PM (Uy2Lz)

447 Obama chose Joe because he was an insider but such a blockhead he would never challenge Obama for power. Nobody was going to try and topple Obama to make Joe president.

Joe picked Kamala for the exact same reason.

Its power politics for the weak 101
Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2024 02:15 PM (n7h9X)
See, biden did not pick kumbla, kumbla was picked by the same guy who picked biden.....ubama,

Posted by: Eromero at December 10, 2024 02:29 PM (LHPAg)

448 Kamala, an empty pantsuit, picks weaklings who don't challenge her supremacy.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 10, 2024 02:25 PM (QGaXH)


Tim Walz is the modern sitcom version of a man. Non-threatening, inarticulate, incapable, has token male background, and who's only redeeming feature is the full support and backing he gives to the female leads.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2024 02:29 PM (D7oie)

449 You cannot refuse a pardon, and I want Biden to pardon Pelosi and Obama.

---------------

I believe you CAN refuse a presidential pardon.

See United States v. Wilson from 1833 (per Wiki):

"... a case in the United States in which the defendant, George Wilson, was convicted of robbing the US Mail, and putting the life of the carrier in danger, in Pennsylvania and sentenced to death. Due to his friends' influence, Wilson was pardoned by Andrew Jackson.

Wilson, however, refused the pardon. The Supreme Court was thus asked to rule on the case.

The decision was that if the prisoner does not accept the pardon, it is not in effect: "A pardon is a deed, to the validity of which delivery is essential, and delivery is not complete without acceptance. It may then be rejected by the person to whom it is tendered; and if it is rejected, we have discovered no power in this court to force it upon him."

Posted by: ShainS -- Deus Ex Muskina [h/t Mike Benz] at December 10, 2024 02:30 PM (d9aGi)

450 "Story is evolving... his roommate says he had really debilitating back pains... and if they were his insurance broker?"

Ha!! I noticed he had a very unique gait when I first saw the video of him doing the deed. He actually seemed to stagger a bit just before he cut to cross the street.

Posted by: pawn, RIP Vic at December 10, 2024 02:30 PM (QB+5g)

451 Seriously, though, there should be a movement to push the inauguration closer to the election. 3 months is a long time for the lame-ducks to do damage.

Posted by: Midnight Rambler at December 10, 2024 02:30 PM (9CBNQ)

452 The decision was that if the prisoner does not accept the pardon, it is not in effect: "A pardon is a deed, to the validity of which delivery is essential, and delivery is not complete without acceptance. It may then be rejected by the person to whom it is tendered; and if it is rejected, we have discovered no power in this court to force it upon him."
Posted by: ShainS -- Deus Ex Muskina [h/t Mike Benz] at December 10, 2024 02:30 PM (d9aGi)

That's a whole lot of words to say "ok then whatever"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 10, 2024 02:31 PM (y/ZMQ)

453 400 Batman and Robin > Batman Forever

Frankly they were both horrendous, but so was Batman Returns.


the interesting thing about batman returns is that the evil plot to steal and store electricity, then sell it back has become the green plan to save the world.

Posted by: anachronda at December 10, 2024 02:31 PM (v3pYe)

454 Dude wipes? I just got in the habit of using baby wipes.
Oh, right, dudes with no kids

Posted by: Accomack at December 10, 2024 02:32 PM (MeckE)

455 I normally comment on Pixy’s thread (because I’m up before the Sun) - but just want to come here to say - despite the fact he may have been an alcoholic, womanizing Commie - MLK Jr’’s “judged by content of their character and not the color of their skin” is IMO the most important modern declaration of how our society should be organized and is daily violated by the Democrats/left. The racial classifications/ justifications for special treatment must end in toto.

Posted by: CTSPURSMAN at December 10, 2024 02:29 PM (Uy2Lz)

---------------

Well said.

Posted by: ShainS -- Deus Ex Muskina [h/t Mike Benz] at December 10, 2024 02:32 PM (d9aGi)

456 Seriously, wash your damn balls, what the hell people

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 10, 2024 02:33 PM (y/ZMQ)

457 Okay, the thread has gone Super Hero Gay. Pretty sure it turns to Lord of the Rings soon.

Posted by: pudinhead at December 10, 2024 02:33 PM (jFCkp)

458 Okay, the thread has gone Super Hero Gay. Pretty sure it turns to Lord of the Rings soon.
Posted by: pudinhead at December 10, 2024 02:33 PM (jFCkp)

If someone put the One Ring in a replicator, would there suddenly be two Saurons or would Sauron just become twice as powerful?

*braces for wedgie*

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 10, 2024 02:35 PM (y/ZMQ)

459 The NY Post has a big picture of buff Mangione ( and I imagine some people are thrilled by that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 10, 2024 02:35 PM (MQJVv)

460 449 You cannot refuse a pardon, and I want Biden to pardon Pelosi and Obama.
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Acceptable

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 10, 2024 02:36 PM (WWvt3)

461 228 He has been such a disaster as a senator, vice president, and finally president that when they rank presidents they're going to have to come up with a spot two or three places below last to account for him.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at December 10, 2024 01:45 PM (e+6P0)
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Shadow President

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 10, 2024 02:37 PM (WWvt3)

462 331 I thought I read somewhere Melania doesn't plan on being very visible this time around.
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Her comments as to how she was treated the last 4 years suggests to me she is furious.

And those who wronged her are probably too stupid to know she hasn't forgotten.

Those wrongs will be made right soon ....
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
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Those Central European girls grow up in a tough neighborhood.

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 10, 2024 02:39 PM (WWvt3)

463 I call 'HInd Tit'

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 10, 2024 02:40 PM (WWvt3)

464 If true, I'll give the old guy a little credit; this is the way it should be. Lame duck presidents should be mere caretakers, holding down the fort until the new president can be sworn in.

His administration, otoh, is acting exactly the opposite way, trying to steal everything in sight and then set the world on fire as cover.

Posted by: OldCurmudegon at December 10, 2024 02:44 PM (9F1pv)

465 His administration, otoh, is acting exactly the opposite way, trying to steal everything in sight and then set the world on fire as cover.
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Reminds me of the Clintonista's prying all the W's off every keyboard in the White House cuz W.

Posted by: pudinhead at December 10, 2024 02:49 PM (jFCkp)

466 Those Central European girls grow up in a tough neighborhood.
----------------
They be hawt. Don't feed them too many potatoes, though.

Posted by: pudinhead at December 10, 2024 02:50 PM (jFCkp)

467 the question is who picked Obama?

When he ran for the US senate, his opponent was Jack Ryan, a strong R candidate...and Obama's moles started hinting to the media about salacious details from Ryan's divorce decree, which had been sealed to protect his children.
Who paid off the sources who could look at sealed records?

And when there was enough pressure from the media the judge decided "the hell with protecting Ryan's special needs children" and released the dirt.

Ryan dropped out, Alan Keyes replaced him and lost, and O became a senator and on the way to the presidency.

Posted by: vivi at December 10, 2024 03:03 PM (zp4/T)

468 Story is evolving... his roommate says he had really debilitating back pains... and if they were his insurance broker?

Not saying murder is justified, but having dealt with Medical insurance assholes in the past....
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 10, 2024 02:21 PM (QAkQ3)

Hardly debilitating if he can plan, travel, ride a bike, murder, escape the law, collect illegal weapons and go to McDonalds.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2024 03:06 PM (n7h9X)

469 Seriously, though, there should be a movement to push the inauguration closer to the election. 3 months is a long time for the lame-ducks to do damage.
Posted by: Midnight Rambler at December 10, 2024 02:30 PM (9CBNQ)

Cant be earlier than Jan 1, Congress has to set itself up first.

The key is nobody should be in government or be President if they are inclined to damage the nation because they lost an election.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2024 03:08 PM (n7h9X)

470 This would be the ideal time for an enemy of the United States to F*ck Around without much risk of Finding Out; the confusion about who is calling the shots and ability of vengeful Deep Staters to keep Trump out of any events on legalities makes for a dangerous state of affairs.

Posted by: Daniel Ream at December 10, 2024 04:26 PM (LgYtf)

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