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Ditzy Democrat Propagandist Alisyn (That Name!) Camerota Out at CNN

"Alisyn" is a name invented for no other reason but to be spraypainted on the side of a van in fire-script.

The talk has been that CNN just cannot afford its expensive "talent" when they're pulling in lower ratings than middle-level YouTubers and were going to start cutting the fat.

Note that it's all fat, but whatever.

Newest CNN "star" to decide she wants to spend more time with her podcast: Alisyn Camerota.

At the time of writing, Alisyn Camerota has not disclosed her next steps or the specific reasons behind her decision to leave CNN. However, she did tell her followers that she would share updates with them in the near future.

She addressed her departure during the closing moments of her final newscast, reflecting on her time at the network.

"I've had such incredible opportunities here these past 10-plus years. I've interviewed presidents and heroes and extraordinary people, the kind of peak career experiences that I had dreamed of since I was a teenager," she said. "The journalists at CNN are the very best in the entire news business, and it's been an honor to have been their colleague."

To the viewers, Alisyn added, "It's also an honor to have been in your homes this past decade through some of the biggest stories of our lifetimes. I'm always touched when a viewer comes up and tells me that I helped them get through these challenging times."

In addition to her statements on CNN, Alisyn shared a video showing her removing her microphone for the final time and leaving her desk.

"I'm onto new horizons," Alisyn stated in the Instagram video. "I'll just share this bit of wisdom: New horizons are great when you're ready for them."

She continued, "There have been times in my life when I was not ready to leave a place that I loved, and that was really sad and really hard. But I think I am ready to leave this place that I loved now. So, I'll be in touch very soon, I promise," before blowing a kiss to the camera and ending the video.

In addition, the very smelly Taylor Lorenz is being ditched by Vox.

Vox Media is ending its deal to distribute Taylor Lorenz's podcast and YouTube show. The company had a short-term partnership with the high-profile tech reporter that is set to expire at the beginning of the year, Semafor has learned.

The company announced its partnership with Lorenz earlier this year in Axios, which dubbed the distribution deal a "huge win" for the company, as it tried to partner with premiere podcast talent on distribution, monetization and strategy. Still, while Lorenz remains one of the most talked-about journalists in digital media, her social media persona is a magnet for criticism both for her and for media companies associated with her.

Vox's decision not to renew the show was made before Lorenz's comments this week, in which she appeared to justify the killing of UnitedHealthcare's CEO as an expression of public discontent. (She clarified in a Substack post that she was not defending the shooting, and was instead making a point about the US health care system.)

Tay-Tay is claiming people are "lying" about this termination of the relationship, but in a very deceptive way. The article says that Vox is terminating their relationship, and she responds, "That's a lie! I've always owned and distributed my own show!"

Well, the claim is that they had a business deal with you and now they're ending it. Not that they owned your show.

But Taylor Lorenz is a proven liar who has again and again lied to cover up her bad ethics. She lied about giving people an opportunity to respond to her defamations. Later, she called Biden demented and unfit to serve. No lie there, but as a, lol, "reporter" at the Washington Post she wasn't allowed to say that. So she lied and claimed that someone was putting up fake tweets from her.

Posted by: Ace at 05:41 PM




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1 Well... bye.

Posted by: gdgm+ at December 09, 2024 05:42 PM (TJKky)

2
Hello

Posted by: four seasons at December 09, 2024 05:42 PM (3ek7K)

3 hello

Posted by: Ciampino - Lipstick on a pig 2 at December 09, 2024 05:43 PM (i0xsb)

4 Alisyn Is such a dumb name.
- Megyn Kelly

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 09, 2024 05:44 PM (SBwvE)

5 Called the others in the thread below. Maybe I should've written, "Bye Felicia"...

Posted by: gdgm+ at December 09, 2024 05:44 PM (TJKky)

6 very smelly

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 09, 2024 05:45 PM (Dm8we)

7 She’s gonna take some time and work on her music. Writing a rock opera about Jack the Ripper, she is.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 09, 2024 05:45 PM (u73oe)

8 >>>"Alisyn" is a name invented for no other reason but to be spraypainted on the side of a van in fire-script.

An Alisyn once bit my sister.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 09, 2024 05:45 PM (i24o9)

9 >>>"Alisyn" is a name invented for no other reason but to be spraypainted on the side of a van in fire-script.

Alisyn is a tranny name.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 09, 2024 05:46 PM (i24o9)

10 You’re a naughty one, saucy Jack.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 09, 2024 05:46 PM (u73oe)

11 I LEFT THEM. THEY DIDN'T LEAVE ME

NOBODY LEAVES ME!!!!

Posted by: Taylor Lorenz at December 09, 2024 05:46 PM (+myjY)

12 Did she say only friends?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 09, 2024 05:46 PM (QSrLX)

13 Taylor Lorenz.... has "a show?"

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 09, 2024 05:46 PM (Q4IgG)

14 "Alisyn" is a name invented for no other reason but to be spraypainted on the side of a van in fire-script.

Will she be replaced online by "Ali-sym", an AI generated scriptreader?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 09, 2024 05:47 PM (VNX3d)

15 I can't say that I would know her from Adam.

Posted by: fd at December 09, 2024 05:47 PM (vFG9F)

16 "Alisyn" is a name invented for no other reason but to be spraypainted on the side of a van in fire-script.
---
With a wolves and an American Indian motif featuring a full moon.

Posted by: Former Gun Owner A.H. Lloyd at December 09, 2024 05:47 PM (ZOv7s)

17 >>>She'll be going to.....wait for it.....

Baby bird for ratings?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 09, 2024 05:47 PM (i24o9)

18 >>> Newest CNN "star" to decide she wants to spend more time with her podcast: Alisyn Camerota.

More time with her podcast, wine, cats, and Taylor swift merch.

Oh, great news, I heard the Eras tour is finally coming to a close! It felt like it had gone on 5 years, as long as a Cher retirement tour.

Posted by: LizLem at December 09, 2024 05:47 PM (wcIbG)

19 Will the last whorenalist at CNN to leave please turn out the lights.

Posted by: Energy Auditor at December 09, 2024 05:48 PM (G5+As)

20 "The journalists at CNN are the very best in the entire news business..."

Great analysis! Put that line on your next resume!

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at December 09, 2024 05:48 PM (aXxgO)

21 Re. the ancient one, Taylor Lorenz, a breif bio of shooter, Mangione:

SyeClops @SyeClops 3h
Who is Luigi Mangione?
This is all I found.
He is an avid reader with 295 books listed on Goodreads.
Academically, he holds both a Master’s and Bachelor’s degree in Computer Science from the University of Pennsylvania. Additionally, he gained recognition as the valedictorian at Gilman School in Baltimore, showcasing his academic excellence. His work includes contributions to machine learning and robotics, as evidenced by projects on GitHub

Update: Luigi Mangione wrote “Violence Is Necessary” in Amazon review of Unibomber Kaczynski Manifesto

SyeClops @SyeClops 2h
This is Luigi Mangione's banner photo. It is a lumbar spinal fusion that someone would normally get for degenerative disc disease.

https://tinyurl.com/26dc7fkz
'nitter-esque' link

https://tinyurl.com/e57ubt68
Threadreader as an ordinary webpage

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 09, 2024 05:48 PM (hovnC)

22 Ally Sin is a pornstar I think....

Posted by: steevy at December 09, 2024 05:49 PM (KQk9m)

23 Another odd spelling with a y is Allyce Beasley, who played the receptionist on Moonlighting.

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 09, 2024 05:49 PM (szMU5)

24 I' m sure that basically suggesting -out loud/that it was understandable that people would want to murder the CEO of UHC didn't help her hold onto a job.

I don't even know the music of Taylor Swift, and I find that she endorsed Kamala Harris appallingly lame brained, but the blonde singer Tay-Tay seems to have more more talent than Lorenz(o) the Unmagnificent. But your calling her Tay Tay makes me laugh, Ace.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 09, 2024 05:49 PM (QUTU/)

25 I can't say that I would know her from Adam.
Posted by: fd at December 09, 2024 05:47 PM (vFG9F)

————-

Well, I’ve never seen her cry on camera. Wait, different Adam.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 09, 2024 05:49 PM (u73oe)

26 Alisyn is some low hanging fruit for a cable network that's so far in the hole they can't see daylight.

Posted by: huerfano at December 09, 2024 05:49 PM (DKIGo)

27
But I think I am ready to leave this place that I loved now.

The fact that my office was move to a basement storage room and my red Swingline stapler went missing has nothing to do with this

-- AliSYN
"Check Out My Only Fans!" CameraReady

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 09, 2024 05:49 PM (eodUi)

28 Ya know like yo misspell and blame AI or some distraction, but you get what you pay for.

AI FTE

It means Artificial Intellegence Fail To Eject

It was gonn be AI FTW, but I was distracted

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 09, 2024 05:49 PM (QSrLX)

29 Her OnlyFans page has probably been getting twice the viewership.

Posted by: t-bird at December 09, 2024 05:49 PM (9SBJU)

30 Alisyn and Taylor, working side by side at the Schotz Brewery. Schlimiel, schlimozzel....

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 09, 2024 05:49 PM (gm9Sb)

31 My suggestion for Alisyn's next gig would be to get a couch and sit there, crossing her legs every 60 seconds.

I'm assuming her gams are still camera worthy, though.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at December 09, 2024 05:49 PM (Vyll1)

32 Taylor should sue Vox for age discrimination.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 09, 2024 05:49 PM (Y6IkP)

33 She was nice in her Fox days, but went to the dark side. Probably always was, who knows?

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2024 05:49 PM (fwDg9)

34 I don't understand the news racket at all. You could get nobodies to read a teleprompter for a fraction of the price. Out of work D-list actors, for example. Multi-million dollar contracts for this are crazy.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 09, 2024 05:50 PM (zZ4br)

35 Alisyn got fyired.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 09, 2024 05:50 PM (SBwvE)

36 CNN is now in the "let's throw all the loose cargo over the side" phase of damage control.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 09, 2024 05:50 PM (+myjY)

37 Alisyn is one of those Gen X names I cannot stand. My generation sadly decided that it was just grodie to name kids with anything from their family or traditional heritage. Oh, no, they all had to have specialty boutique names. Millennials got even worse with this crap, calling their kids Ridge and Madison and Chance.

I don't know exactly why this took place or who was behind it, but basically its part of an overall movement to divorce each generation from the past.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2024 05:50 PM (RsS92)

38 "However, she did tell her followers that she would share updates with them in the near future.:

Do these people really believe people who "foolow" them really give a rats ass what they do?

Oh Alisyn, please keep us posted. Said no one ever

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at December 09, 2024 05:51 PM (JkCto)

39 Banhammer needed in Bulwark thread, INHO, ace:
#322
8Dr1K

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 09, 2024 05:51 PM (hovnC)

40 With a wolves and an American Indian motif featuring a full moon.
Posted by: Former Gun Owner A.H. Lloyd

Greatest string of Amazon reviews ever:

https://t.ly/FUJsD

Posted by: Tonypete at December 09, 2024 05:51 PM (WXNFJ)

41 For the record: I do not, never have, nor ever will, spell it Davyd.

Posted by: davidt at December 09, 2024 05:51 PM (i0F8b)

42
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 09, 2024 05:51 PM (tljrc)

43 Taylor Lorenz is so old that they were still using C-13 for dating instead of C-14.

Posted by: Ciampino - don't look too closely at December 09, 2024 05:51 PM (i0xsb)

44 CNN has been dead for a while. The normies started to notice the smell and the money dried up.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at December 09, 2024 05:51 PM (pIfcn)

45 I know! Bundle CNN, MSNBC and Kalama’s campaign arrears, call it TARP and sell it.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 09, 2024 05:51 PM (QSrLX)

46 With a wolves and an American Indian motif featuring a full moon.

Woo woo woo woo woo

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 09, 2024 05:52 PM (q+z+r)

47 Is she the twit that would wear glasses when she was trying to sound sooper smart?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 09, 2024 05:52 PM (Q1Xo+)

48 Here's Alisyn asking Senator Kamalala the hard-hitting questions:

"What's your favorite music genre?"
http://tiny.cc/vxh0001

Posted by: bonhomme at December 09, 2024 05:52 PM (Odg76)

49 At least I vaguely recall her name. Alisyn, not the other one (except from here of course). Winning!

Posted by: rhomboid at December 09, 2024 05:52 PM (1m82a)

50 CNN is now in the "let's throw all the loose cargo over the side" phase of damage control.

Well its a stern chase by an overwhelming force called Bankruptcy and Closure, and they're tossing the cannons off the side to gain a few knots of speed.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2024 05:52 PM (RsS92)

51 Taylor Lorenz is so old that they were still using C-13 for dating instead of C-14.
Posted by: Ciampino - don't look too closely at December 09, 2024 05:51 PM (i0xsb)

They tried to do Carbon-14 dating, but no one was willing to get close enough to take the sample.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 09, 2024 05:53 PM (VNX3d)

52 Doh!

brief bio

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 09, 2024 05:53 PM (hovnC)

53 For the record: I do not, never have, nor ever will, spell it Davyd.

Posted by: davidt at December 09, 2024 05:51 PM (i0F8b)

You're not hip at all.

Posted by: CharlyeBrown'sDildo at December 09, 2024 05:53 PM (d9fT1)

54

Does Taylor worry about not having health insurance or retirement?

Does she plan on working until she’s really old?

What a strange person.

Posted by: E Buzz at December 09, 2024 05:53 PM (JROaS)

55 -- AliSYN
"Check Out My Only Fans!" CameraReady


Fixed it for accuracy.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 09, 2024 05:53 PM (W/lyH)

56 I guess CNN forfeits another 20 viewers.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 09, 2024 05:54 PM (+myjY)

57 If you want to know the Democrat's take on the issues of the day you can just go to their website and read their press releases - why would anyone turn on CNN to just hear some unattractive bimbo or himbo rephrase that press release in their own words?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 09, 2024 05:54 PM (oZhjI)

58 I have no idea who this alysion person is and more importantly, I don't care who they are.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 09, 2024 05:54 PM (Rcnd3)

59 Alisyn sounds . . . Rough, tangled, snarled.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2024 05:54 PM (D7oie)

60 Casting away the flotsam

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2024 05:54 PM (fwDg9)

61 How is it that every single last one of these people speak in the same platitudinous bullshit retarded way?

Posted by: Vapidity has its own vocabulary at December 09, 2024 05:55 PM (olf63)

62 For the record: I do not, never have, nor ever will, spell it Davyd.

Posted by: davidt at December 09, 2024 05:51 PM (i0F8b)


Same here.

No Dyogenes.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 09, 2024 05:55 PM (W/lyH)

63 Kyle Becker put together some facepalm Alisyn moments in a thread here:
http://tiny.cc/7yh0001

Posted by: bonhomme at December 09, 2024 05:55 PM (Odg76)

64 I am enjoying this contraction of liberal media types. Ready for the main course, collapse.

Posted by: scampydog at December 09, 2024 05:55 PM (2bFN5)

65 The Mangione kid sounds like a good candidate for the chair or the chamber (or noose). But NY, so no death penalty right? Are murderers even punished in NY any more? Or just given less public benefits than illegals?

Posted by: rhomboid at December 09, 2024 05:55 PM (1m82a)

66 Tay-Tay, you're to old for OnlyFans honey.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at December 09, 2024 05:55 PM (Bd0Vk)

67 bear with asymmetrical balls: "I don't understand the news racket at all."

That's one area where Mexico's Weather Ladies have prospered. They understand the news racket perfectly well.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at December 09, 2024 05:55 PM (aXxgO)

68 Good news, everybody! I have now finished my routine morning news reading. And it's only 4:00 here.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 09, 2024 05:55 PM (L/fGl)

69 Alisyn and Taylor land a gig on QVC peddling stuff for wimmens only of a certain age experiencing dryness in parts not to be discussed.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 09, 2024 05:55 PM (gm9Sb)

70 When you're too stupid and extreme for Vox, you're really something special.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 09, 2024 05:55 PM (Odg76)

71 I'd like to smack her on the ass...

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 09, 2024 05:56 PM (paSBy)

72 I have a common first name, whenever I give to someone, their first question is always... traditional spelling?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 09, 2024 05:56 PM (XV/Pl)

73 Alisyn...interesting spelling...I'm thinking I've seen that particular spelling before somewhere...probably on the internet...maybe in the middle of the nigh...no, no, I'm sure I'm wrong about that.

Posted by: Crusader at December 09, 2024 05:56 PM (TN0g+)

74 That's one area where Mexico's Weather Ladies have prospered. They understand the news racket perfectly well.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at December 09, 2024 05:55 PM (aXxgO)

Not just the racket, but the bottom line.

Posted by: davidt at December 09, 2024 05:56 PM (i0F8b)

75 CNN's Alisyn Camerota says Roger Ailes sexually harassed her at Fox News

https://tinyurl.com/4me4p4ys

Bridge Status: cinders

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 09, 2024 05:56 PM (+myjY)

76 It's an Elvis Costello song.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 09, 2024 05:57 PM (63Dwl)

77 I not familiar with most of the Pravda media people at CNN, although I've probably heard their names

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 09, 2024 05:57 PM (3cjH1)

78 Alisyn is pretty low hanging fruit, the big game is Tapper and Acosta.

I will do a jig when Jim Acosta gets sh*tcanned.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 09, 2024 05:57 PM (XV/Pl)

79 Taylor Lorenz will be opening up a competing stand, across from Lucy's Psychiatric Help stand.

It'll be called Psychopathic Hints.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at December 09, 2024 05:58 PM (Vyll1)

80 Do these people really believe people who "follow" them really give a rats ass what they do?

Some young women have a serious problem of believing that since a bunch of simps and bots follow their every move that they are popular and heavily in demand. With a population of 7 billion people, a few thousand isn't hard to get (Hell even I had 4000 followers on twitter including celebrities like Kate Upton and Nick Searcy when I left) but it represents a tiny, tiny percentage of actual potential followers.

It can give you a very false sense of significance and popularity.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2024 05:58 PM (RsS92)

81 Still looks pretty good fir late 50s

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2024 05:58 PM (fwDg9)

82 > 22 Ally Sin is a pornstar I think....

Allisyn Chaynes was one, I know. She must be doing granny porn now if she's still around.

Here we see the assets that got Alisyn CommieRotten the CNN job in the first place:


https://is.gd/rrA4Wc

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 09, 2024 05:59 PM (W5ArC)

83 I'm going to ask the chair to allow me to enter my remarks from the previous thread, which I unfortunately missed by a narrow margin.

Had I been on the thread, I would have noted that the NeverTrumpCucks like to display their moral virtue (despite being amoral hacks) but this does not make the Yard Sign Calvinists, because those folks actually believe in their absurd pseudo-faith.

It's now obvious that Last, Goldberg and Kristol the Lesser were always about striking a pose and pulling in cash, but instead of seeking popular acclaim as the Yard Sign Calvinists did, they wanted to seem edgy - but not too edgy, of course.

I've not yet settled on a shorthand for them, but Butterball Bad Boys is my current contender, because it conveys the combination of gluttony and attempted rebelliousness that really amounts to looking scruffy and smoking a cigar.

It's a photo of a photocopy of Rush Limbaugh conservatism, always with the assertion that they're also smart and accredited, not like the riff-raff who follow them.

This does not, alas, address the religious elements, but I don't think of them actually believe in God.

Posted by: Former Gun Owner A.H. Lloyd at December 09, 2024 05:59 PM (ZOv7s)

84 "I'd like to smack her on the ass..."


With a pizza pan. Right? Guys?

Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2024 05:59 PM (fV+MH)

85 I don't understand the news racket at all. You could get nobodies to read a teleprompter for a fraction of the price. Out of work D-list actors, for example. Multi-million dollar contracts for this are crazy.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 09, 2024 05:50 PM (zZ4br)

AI voices and faces mapped onto a motion-capture subject. You could hire someone with dance and mime specialties with a brand-new BFA, and only pay them enough to encourage them to find real work.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2024 05:59 PM (D7oie)

86 There are thousands of somewhat attractive 95 IQ smart glasses wearing chicks graduating from Journalism Schools every year. They can read a teleprompter just fine. You can hire them for 25K a year. Why pay an aging crone with a big contract?

Posted by: Read All About It! at December 09, 2024 05:59 PM (G5+As)

87 Go ask 100 people if they'd watch a news show because Camerota or Muir or any other "big name" hosted it.

I suspect you'd get 50 "who?"s and 49 noes.

How on other anyone justifies paying these people tens of millions for how little they move the needle is amazing

Posted by: 18-1 at December 09, 2024 06:01 PM (oZhjI)

88 Is the Naked News still a thing? Women stripping as they read the news.

Posted by: davidt at December 09, 2024 06:01 PM (i0F8b)

89 > Who is Luigi Mangione?

It's always a shame when a cornet player goes bad.

That "Feels So Good" tune was a good one to put on when relaxing with a lady friend.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 09, 2024 06:01 PM (W5ArC)

90 83

This does not, alas, address the religious elements, but I don't think of them actually believe in God.
Posted by: Former Gun Owner A.H. Lloyd at December 09, 2024 05:59 PM (ZOv7s)

What is a Yard Sign Calvinist?? Explain to me as you would a child…

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2024 06:01 PM (PCK5/)

91 Speaking of aging crones, is S.E. Cupp still employed at that dump?

Posted by: She Was Hot Once at December 09, 2024 06:02 PM (G5+As)

92 There are thousands of somewhat attractive 95 IQ smart glasses wearing chicks graduating from Journalism Schools every year. They can read a teleprompter just fine. You can hire them for 25K a year.

Ah, the Fox News model

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2024 06:02 PM (RsS92)

93 Here we see the assets that got Alisyn CommieRotten the CNN job in the first place:


https://is.gd/rrA4Wc

I wonder if they made her give back the hat.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 09, 2024 06:02 PM (+myjY)

94 I don't understand the news racket at all. You could get nobodies to read a teleprompter for a fraction of the price. Out of work D-list actors, for example. Multi-million dollar contracts for this are crazy.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 09, 2024 05:50 PM (zZ4br)

A classic case of believing their own bullshit. They tell us how important they are then actually pay them as if they are.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2024 06:02 PM (n7h9X)

95 39 Banhammer needed in Bulwark thread, INHO, ace:
#322
8Dr1K
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 09, 2024 05:51 PM (hovnC)

Being paranoid, I rushed over to make sure it wasn't something I posted.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 09, 2024 06:02 PM (QGaXH)

96 > They can read a teleprompter just fine. You can hire them for 25K a year.

For most of them the alternative is either TV "journalism" or the pole.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 09, 2024 06:02 PM (W5ArC)

97 Alisyn... because her first fling at pole dancing was a unmitigated disaster.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 09, 2024 06:02 PM (Q4IgG)

98 Alisyn and Taylor land a gig on QVC peddling stuff for wimmens only of a certain age experiencing dryness in parts not to be discussed.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door

"We've never been so moist! Like stuffing in a juicy turkey!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 09, 2024 06:03 PM (eodUi)

99 95 39 Banhammer needed in Bulwark thread, INHO, ace:
#322
8Dr1K
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 09, 2024 05:51 PM (hovnC)

Being paranoid, I rushed over to make sure it wasn't something I posted.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 09, 2024 06:02 PM (QGaXH)

There is no comment #322— funny ,that..

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2024 06:03 PM (PCK5/)

100 -- AliSYN
"Check Out My Only Fans!" CameraReady
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 09, 2024 05:49

Well, she did say "I'm always touched when a viewer comes up and tells me that I helped them get through these challenging times." Puberty is a challenging time.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at December 09, 2024 06:03 PM (lg881)

101 For the record: I do not, never have, nor ever will, spell it Davyd.
Posted by: davidt at December 09, 2024 05:51 PM (i0F8b)
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My people, alas, deserve some of the blame. The Welsh are an impoverished people, and simply cannot afford lavish amounts of vowels.

Daffydd is definitely a thing.

Oh wait, that's now how it goes.

A thing Daffydd definitely is, look you.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 09, 2024 06:03 PM (ZOv7s)

102 "...I loved, and that was really sad and really hard. But I think I am ready to leave this place that I loved now. So, I'll be in touch very soon, I promise," before blowing a kiss to the camera and ending the video."

It's a wonder she didn't close with "Good night, Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are!

Posted by: javems at December 09, 2024 06:03 PM (8I4hW)

103 There are thousands of somewhat attractive 95 IQ smart glasses wearing chicks graduating from Journalism Schools every year. They can read a teleprompter just fine. You can hire them for 25K a year. Why pay an aging crone with a big contract?
Posted by: Read All About It!
----

BA in 'Mass Communication', FTW!
Hell, go for a Masters.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 09, 2024 06:04 PM (XeU6L)

104 Daffydd Duck. What a great actor.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 09, 2024 06:04 PM (W5ArC)

105 What? Am i not allowed to wish death on a stranger based entirely on their job description?

I thought this was America.

Posted by: Taylor Low-Rent at December 09, 2024 06:04 PM (y/ZMQ)

106 LOL, I remember her starting out in chicago back 30+ years ago

leather bag full of ambition; worthless then, something worse like deeply corrupt and soul-sold today. good riddance.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at December 09, 2024 06:04 PM (cY18j)

107 @92

>>Ah, the Fox News model

Yeah, they hire dime pieces but most of them are pretty solid.

They've really only had one or two that didn't cut the mustard and Roger cut those b**tches quick.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 09, 2024 06:04 PM (XV/Pl)

108 > really hard

No, you're thinking of Roger Ailes when he gave you the job.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 09, 2024 06:05 PM (W5ArC)

109
It's now obvious that Last, Goldberg and Kristol the Lesser were always about striking a pose and pulling in cash, but instead of seeking popular acclaim as the Yard Sign Calvinists did, they wanted to seem edgy - but not too edgy, of course.

___________

They want to be the Official Dissident. Someone like Yevtushenko, who had a certain klang but kept all his dachas.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 09, 2024 06:05 PM (dxSpM)

110 Hopefully with Lorenz and Alisyn the dam is breaking and media winnowing will hit warp speed. These dopes threw everything at Trump and the conservatives for years and nothing really worked . Now he's back and the ratings are tanking. The great media realignment is here and the propaganda ministries aren't going to do well

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 09, 2024 06:05 PM (C8u8d)

111 It's an Elvis Costello song.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 09, 2024 05:57 PM (63Dwl)

Also a Slowdive song.

Substantially better than his, and he's such an insufferable ponce, I've stopped listening to anything he's done.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 09, 2024 06:05 PM (dGCAG)

112 How on other anyone justifies paying these people tens of millions for how little they move the needle is amazing

How much money does Rachel Maddow make a year? 30 million a year? For what, looking increasingly like a soy-soaked middle aged man? Remember when CNN+ was going to have like 5 hours of tater a day? Really? He was necessary?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2024 06:05 PM (RsS92)

113 83, LOL!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at December 09, 2024 06:06 PM (cY18j)

114
Puberty is a challenging time.
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science

________

I think that was the worst time of my life, and that's saying something.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 09, 2024 06:07 PM (dxSpM)

115 Alisyn is pretty low hanging fruit, the big game is Tapper and Acosta.

I will do a jig when Jim Acosta gets sh*tcanned.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 09, 2024 05:57 PM (XV/Pl)

I haven't even heard from Acosta since the 2020 steal. Are they pulling him out of the gutter for 2025?

Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2024 06:07 PM (n7h9X)

116 > For what, looking increasingly like a soy-soaked middle aged man?

She looks like Kramer from Seinfeld after a "transition".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 09, 2024 06:07 PM (W5ArC)

117 Taylor Lorenz wasn't fired, she retired! That's what old people do when they leave employment.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 09, 2024 06:07 PM (wP/hA)

118 Alisyn and Taylor land a gig on QVC peddling stuff for wimmens only of a certain age experiencing dryness in parts not to be discussed.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 09, 2024 05:55 PM (gm9Sb)

Which one gets to hawk Lume next?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 09, 2024 06:07 PM (VNX3d)

119 What is a Yard Sign Calvinist?? Explain to me as you would a child…
Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2024 06:01 PM (PCK5/)
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Performative virtue-signaling that has taken on a religious aspect. "By their yard signs, they are saved."

Fully version (and linked posts expanding on the concept) here: https://tinyurl.com/2zh6pdnb

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 09, 2024 06:07 PM (ZOv7s)

120 Oh it's so funny to be seeing you after so long girl
And with the way you look I understand that you were not impressed.

Posted by: Declan MacManus at December 09, 2024 06:07 PM (PiwSw)

121 When Vox says that you're too much of a batshit liberal to remain in their employment, you really need to think about your life

Posted by: Josephistan at December 09, 2024 06:07 PM (G0Uu2)

122 Does Acosta still work at CNN?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 09, 2024 06:08 PM (wP/hA)

123 BNO News Live @BNODesk 40m
Luigi Mangione will make his first court appearance at 6 p.m. ET - CNN
====
6:08 now

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 09, 2024 06:08 PM (hovnC)

124 "Being paranoid, I rushed over to make sure it wasn't something I posted....."

Me too! Fun fact--a few years ago (3...4?) I got what I assume is an IP ban when working from home. I've been around here for a couple of decades and never had a problem but somebody with banning power on that day not only thought I was reprehensible but unredeemable. I vaguely remember asserting something along the lines that college-educated white women were selling "us" out in large numbers but nothing more scandalous than that.

To this day I can post here from any place OTHER than my living room.

Posted by: Crusader at December 09, 2024 06:08 PM (TN0g+)

125 Oh, great news, I heard the Eras tour is finally coming to a close! It felt like it had gone on 5 years, as long as a Cher retirement tour.
Posted by: LizLem

That is indeed great news if that means that even for a short period of time we won't have to see news stories about Swift coming at us from every online news site imaginable.

Posted by: Cheri at December 09, 2024 06:08 PM (oiNtH)

126 Lorenz is leaving to spend more time with her wrinkles

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 09, 2024 06:09 PM (C8u8d)

127 I haven't even heard from Acosta since the 2020 steal.

Yeah he kind of vanished when Trump was out of office, I got the impression that he was so grasping and driven he annoyed everyone.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2024 06:09 PM (RsS92)

128 Taylor has a great new gig wearing a chicken suit and standing at an intersection advertising used car sales.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 09, 2024 06:09 PM (wP/hA)

129 How much money does Rachel Maddow make a year? 30 million a year? For what, looking increasingly like a soy-soaked middle aged man? Remember when CNN+ was going to have like 5 hours of tater a day? Really? He was necessary?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2024 06:05 PM (RsS92)

CNN may have to change directions, you know. I see it either doing those short documentaries on Nostradamus and Hitler and the Occult, or maybe just playing music videos they borrowed from VH1

Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2024 06:09 PM (D7oie)

130 > It's always a shame when a cornet player goes bad.


Flugelhorn. Duh.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 09, 2024 06:09 PM (W5ArC)

131 Leinenkugel Red Lager, in case anyone was wondering ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at December 09, 2024 06:09 PM (cY18j)

132 IMPEACH TRUMP NOW .................

BECAUSE HE CAUSED THIS BECAUSE OF HIS POLICIES INCREASING GLOBAL WARMING BY 0.005 Degrees C WHEN HE WAS PRESIDENT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The suspect police are questioning in the slaying of the UnitedHealthcare CEO is an Ivy League graduate software engineer from a prominent Baltimore family who appears to have favorably reviewed the manifesto of Ted Kaczynski, known as the Unabomber, on a book website.

Luigi Mangione, 26, was identified by New York police Monday as a “strong person of interest” in the shooting of CEO Brian Thompson last week.

Posted by: Franklin Stein at December 09, 2024 06:09 PM (7uGna)

133 she did tell her followers that she would share updates with them in the near future.
......

waiting on pins and needles.

Posted by: wth at December 09, 2024 06:10 PM (v0R5T)

134 Taylor has a great new gig wearing a chicken suit and standing at an intersection advertising used car sales.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 09, 2024 06:09 PM (wP/hA)

Coq au Van is a perfectly reputable employer you chicken racist!

Posted by: Taylor Low-Rent at December 09, 2024 06:10 PM (y/ZMQ)

135 Being paranoid, I rushed over to make sure it wasn't something I posted.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK)
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You know what you did!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 09, 2024 06:10 PM (hovnC)

136 Oh, great news, I heard the Eras tour is finally coming to a close! It felt like it had gone on 5 years, as long as a Cher retirement tour.
Posted by: LizLem

That is indeed great news if that means that even for a short period of time we won't have to see news stories about Swift coming at us from every online news site imaginable.
Posted by: Cheri at December 09, 2024 06:08 PM (oiNtH)

Will she go to Australia, to learn new dance moves from Raygun - the olympic breakdancer sensation?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 09, 2024 06:10 PM (VNX3d)

137 There are thousands of somewhat attractive 95 IQ smart glasses wearing chicks graduating from Journalism Schools every year. They can read a teleprompter just fine. You can hire them for 25K a year. Why pay an aging crone with a big contract?
Posted by: Read All About It! at December 09, 2024 05:59 PM (G5+As)

It's funny, we seem to be living in an age where the overpaid are everywhere, raking in cash, and some people in this world don't seem to like it.

Now, I'm not advocating shooting anyone in the back, but if you happen to be, say, a fan of the NY Jets or Atlanta Falcons or Arizona Cardinals, and you notice your team still sux, even though you have a QB with a nine figure contract, you might be wondering if maybe Alec Baldwin is making more than he should to shoot people.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 09, 2024 06:10 PM (dGCAG)

138 So she lied and claimed that someone was putting up fake tweets from her.
------

Ah. The 'My account was hacked' gambit.

Actually, I'm sympathetic. Nothing that you see posted here by me was actually posted by me.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 09, 2024 06:10 PM (XeU6L)

139 119 What is a Yard Sign Calvinist?? Explain to me as you would a child…
Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2024 06:01 PM (PCK5/)
---
Performative virtue-signaling that has taken on a religious aspect. "By their yard signs, they are saved."

Fully version (and linked posts expanding on the concept) here: https://tinyurl.com/2zh6pdnb
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 09, 2024 06:07 PM (ZOv7s)

Ah, thanks… Hyper-Narcissists!!

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2024 06:11 PM (PCK5/)

140
Taylor Lorenz wasn't fired, she retired! That's what old people do when they leave employment.
Posted by: Huck Follywood

_________

"I became a major league manager in several cities and was discharged. We call it discharged because there is no question I had to leave."

- Casey Stengel

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 09, 2024 06:11 PM (dxSpM)

141 My name is Wylliam.

Posted by: wth at December 09, 2024 06:12 PM (v0R5T)

142 This is really something.


>>@MikeBenzCyber
·
1h
>>Ryan Routh, the “lone gunman” Trump assassin we were told was basically homeless, apparently had 18 cell phones with 5 diff phone companies relevant to his case, plus 3 computers, 3 tablets, & 5 external storage drives, totaling over 4000 Terabytes worth of digital footprints

Posted by: JackStraw at December 09, 2024 06:12 PM (LkLld)

143 CNN may have to change directions, you know. I see it either doing those short documentaries on Nostradamus and Hitler and the Occult, or maybe just playing music videos they borrowed from VH1
Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2024 06:09 PM (D7oie)

They could always go back to their heyday, and play re-runs from the 1980s.

That could be fun if no one notices that they're re-runs.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 09, 2024 06:12 PM (VNX3d)

144 Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2024 06:09 PM (D7oie)

> see it either doing those short documentaries on Nostradamus and Hitler and the Occult, or maybe just playing music videos they borrowed from VH1

You can never have too much "Shark Week".

Wait: I have a vision -- "Sharks v. Skanks". Former CNN hostesses and hosts dropped into a tank containing great whites that haven't been fed in a month. Anyone who makes it to the other side gets his or her contract renewed.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 09, 2024 06:12 PM (W5ArC)

145 How is it that every single last one of these people speak in the same platitudinous bullshit retarded way?
Posted by: Vapidity has its own vocabulary at December 09, 2024 05:55 PM (olf63)

The writing staff isn't doing that crap for her anymore.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2024 06:12 PM (n7h9X)

146 Taylor has a great new gig wearing a chicken suit and standing at an intersection advertising used car sales.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 09, 2024 06:09 PM (wP/hA)

We didn't even have to spring for leggings. We just asked her to not shave, and go barefoot.

Posted by: Mel's Used Cars at December 09, 2024 06:12 PM (dGCAG)

147 OT but just had a really good rumble here in NW Nevada. About what I felt during Loma Prieta. Probably 45 seconds long.
Not saying it's a 7.9 or anything but if near me at least a 4 or 5. If in N California probably a 6 or highter.

Posted by: Reforger at December 09, 2024 06:12 PM (xcIvR)

148 Let's see. The NYPD has the guy on the run, going to Atlanta. The NYPD is dragging a park pond for the gun. The cops in Altoona PA pick up the guy courtesy of the burger and fries crew at McDs.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 09, 2024 06:13 PM (gm9Sb)

149
Just be prepared for the jury acquittal of Mangione in a couple years because of his awesomeness, or whatever.

No riots, but probably a parade for him. This IS New York.

Posted by: Auspex at December 09, 2024 06:13 PM (j4U/Z)

150 Amazing they found this CEO Shooter in no time,


BUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT still cannot find the January 6 Pipe Bomber with all these cameras every 6 inches around us ??

Posted by: Franklin Stein at December 09, 2024 06:13 PM (7uGna)

151 IAF's gotta get some rest. The Hot Ceasefire was rationalized partly as time to rest the IDF's busiest formations. But IAF's had little break. And now they're doing overtime again in Syria. It was 250+ strikes as of yesterday, and tonight things are hoppin' again.

Probably an historically unique situation. Israel is of course working down the list it had in case of general war with the Syrian state. But in this case there is zero air defense to worry about, it's a wide open playing field. Even the Russian air activity is kaput, so no deconfliction needed as before. The rebels area going to inherit bupkis.

"Son, all of these ashes and the wreckage you see is yours"

Posted by: rhomboid at December 09, 2024 06:13 PM (1m82a)

152 Whether old ma'am Taylor Lorenze is on vox or not, i cannot watch her any less.

Posted by: LASue at December 09, 2024 06:13 PM (lCppi)

153
Bernard Shaw > Alisyn Camerota

THIS is CNN.

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 09, 2024 06:13 PM (+oR7L)

154 No, me amigo you

Posted by: Juan Soto at December 09, 2024 06:14 PM (aHqhe)

155 @142

>>This is really something.


We may never know what motivated him.

--
FBI team that investigated Las Vegas Mass Shooting.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 09, 2024 06:14 PM (XV/Pl)

156 I have no idea who is Alysyn Camerota and I don't care.

Posted by: Ciampino - Carboniferous at December 09, 2024 06:14 PM (i0xsb)

157 Yet Ryan Routh has no presence to be found on the internet. Odd that.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2024 06:14 PM (D7oie)

158
Complete the story!!!

Taylor Lorenz slunk home with a discharge in her hand ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 09, 2024 06:15 PM (eodUi)

159 > Bernard Shaw > Alisyn Camerota


Lynne Russell was the hottest one of all time, IMO.

Better still: she's a conservative. Probably why she got booted.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 09, 2024 06:15 PM (W5ArC)

160
Taylor Lorenz is leaving to spend more time with her grandchildren.

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 09, 2024 06:15 PM (+oR7L)

161 Lynne Russell was the hottest one of all time, IMO.

______

Lynne Russell. Yum.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 09, 2024 06:15 PM (dxSpM)

162 Would normies notice the difference if Desert Storm reruns were replayed?
Smart military blogs would, but, they're not normies

Posted by: Accomack at December 09, 2024 06:16 PM (aHqhe)

163 CNN may have to change directions, you know. I see it either doing those short documentaries on Nostradamus and Hitler and the Occult, or maybe just playing music videos they borrowed from VH1
Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2024 06:09 PM (D7oie)

They could play replays of Drachinifel on You Tube and their ratings would soar.

Who wouldn't want round the clock information on Naval History from ancient times to 1950?

Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2024 06:16 PM (n7h9X)

164 USGS says M 5.7 - 22 km (ten miles or so) NNE of Yerington, Nevada

Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2024 06:17 PM (D7oie)

165 Ah, Stephen Paddock… bet that not 1 in 50 Americans have a clue who that is.. the Media uber alles..

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2024 06:17 PM (PCK5/)

166 Never found her that attractive.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 09, 2024 06:17 PM (/U5Yz)

167 "I became a major league manager in several cities and was discharged. We call it discharged because there is no question I had to leave."

- Casey Stengel
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 09, 2024 06:11 PM (dxSpM)

Meh. Speaking of overpaid, Casey was overrated. I could win several series too, if I had his lineup. And he overmanaged too, always looking for platoon advantages, had great players who should have played more, but Casey would take them out of games early, so he could get the lefty/righty matchup.

But then, Torre was a shitty manager too.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 09, 2024 06:17 PM (dGCAG)

168 Would normies notice the difference if Desert Storm reruns were replayed?
Smart military blogs would, but, they're not normies
Posted by: Accomack at December 09, 2024 06:16 PM (aHqhe)

We won that one, so we would have to play it in reverse.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2024 06:17 PM (n7h9X)

169 161 Lynne Russell was the hottest one of all time, IMO.

______

Lynne Russell. Yum.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 09, 2024 06:15 PM (dxSpM)

Indeed

Posted by: Josephistan at December 09, 2024 06:17 PM (G0Uu2)

170
Taylor Lorenz is leaving to spend more time with her grandchildren grandcats and tanker car full of chablis.

There

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 09, 2024 06:17 PM (dxSpM)

171 FEED ME!

Posted by: Yellowstone Caldera at December 09, 2024 06:18 PM (dR6yv)

172 Taylor is starting a new dig at Oak Island.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 09, 2024 06:18 PM (rfnom)

173 Never found her that attractive.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 09, 2024 06:17 PM (/U5Yz)

She's the reason they came up with the word "undaguerrotypogenic".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 09, 2024 06:18 PM (y/ZMQ)

174 *twists off the cap of another Leinie*

*pours a shot from the titanium flask out on the window sill*

To the President-Elect! To Elon! To Ace and the cob-loggers! And to the Horde!

Confusion to our enemies! To Victory!

*swig, glug*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at December 09, 2024 06:19 PM (cY18j)

175 164 USGS says M 5.7 - 22 km (ten miles or so) NNE of Yerington, Nevada
Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2024 06:17 PM (D7oie)

Yeah. My family is texting back and forth. I'm 30 or so miles away from there. Definately one of the bigger ones I have ever felt.

Posted by: Reforger at December 09, 2024 06:19 PM (xcIvR)

176 "Lynne Russell was the hottest one of all time, IMO.

Better still: she's a conservative. Probably why she got booted."

I had forgotten all about her--yes, she was a classical beauty.

Posted by: Crusader at December 09, 2024 06:19 PM (TN0g+)

177 CNN used to have some real journalists on their int'l side. Usually the south Asians were the best. No babe-alonians I can recall in my AO, however. Only one on that list was what's her name, the South African blonde, back when she was younger, pre-Egyptian assault, quite stunning. I'd never heard of her and didn't know she was in town. She asked a really dumb question but I had trouble answering because I was regaining my composure. Accent was stronger back then, which only added to the hawtness.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 09, 2024 06:19 PM (1m82a)

178
Meh. Speaking of overpaid, Casey was overrated.

________

"I played for Casey before and after he was a genius."

- Warren Spahn

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 09, 2024 06:19 PM (dxSpM)

179 Ah, Stephen Paddock… bet that not 1 in 50 Americans have a clue who that is.. the Media uber alles..
Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2024 06:17 PM (PCK5/)

Ooh, ooh! I know... he's the guy who DIDN'T shoot and kill a bunch of people in Vegas.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 09, 2024 06:20 PM (dGCAG)

180 171 FEED ME!
Posted by: Yellowstone Caldera at December 09, 2024 06:18 PM (dR6yv)

Patience is a virtue.

Posted by: The New Madrid Fault Line at December 09, 2024 06:20 PM (PiwSw)

181 USGS says M 5.7 - 22 km (ten miles or so) NNE of Yerington, Nevada
Posted by: Kindltot
------

Tsunami warnings?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 09, 2024 06:20 PM (XeU6L)

182 171 FEED ME!
Posted by: Yellowstone Caldera at December 09, 2024 06:18 PM (dR6yv)

I much doubt that Camerota is a virgin, volcano-boy.
Lorenz might be.

Posted by: gKWVE at December 09, 2024 06:20 PM (gKWVE)

183 Now Ailyn, Spanish ex-vocalist for metal band Sirenia, I know of. She had a fabulous figure and a great voice.

Posted by: Ciampino - Carboniferous Age at December 09, 2024 06:20 PM (i0xsb)

184 >>@MikeBenzCyber
·
1h
>>Ryan Routh, the “lone gunman” Trump assassin we were told was basically homeless, apparently had 18 cell phones with 5 diff phone companies relevant to his case, plus 3 computers, 3 tablets, & 5 external storage drives, totaling over 4000 Terabytes worth of digital footprints

Posted by: JackStraw at December 09, 2024 06:12 PM (LkLld)

Or 4 petabytes, but perhaps people are too stupid to know or follow significance of 4 versus 4000.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 09, 2024 06:21 PM (i24o9)

185 My name is Wylliam.
Posted by: wth at December 09, 2024 06:12 PM (v0R5T)

Billiam is preferred.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2024 06:21 PM (n7h9X)

186 Torre was a brilliant manager. Classy, too. Wouldn't embarrass Varitek by stealing bases against him. Classy, classy guy, that Joe Torre

Posted by: Accomack at December 09, 2024 06:21 PM (aHqhe)

187 "...Alisyn added, "It's also an honor to have been in your homes this past decade ..."

Wow. Grifting her way through cable TV for 10 years.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at December 09, 2024 06:21 PM (Rbu5d)

188 >>Substantially better than his, and he's such an insufferable ponce, I've stopped listening to anything he's done.


This Year's Model and My Aim is True always get a spin or two...the rest? Meh.
Punch the Clock is the only other one I like cover to cover.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2024 06:21 PM (vGiQ3)

189 The old can't help but be smelly. It's that combination of Vic's and Polydent, with a hint of cat urine thrown in.

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at December 09, 2024 06:21 PM (/G7DT)

190 180 171 FEED ME!
Posted by: Yellowstone Caldera at December 09, 2024 06:18 PM (dR6yv)

Patience is a virtue.
Posted by: The New Madrid Fault Line at December 09, 2024 06:20 PM (PiwSw)

We could always send them the Barrel.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 09, 2024 06:21 PM (VNX3d)

191 rhomboid, Lara Logan
Of course,there is still Christine Amanpour to scold everyone

Posted by: Ben Had at December 09, 2024 06:21 PM (gGMRM)

192 What is a Yard Sign Calvinist?? Explain to me as you would a child…

When a yard and a sign love each other very much...

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 09, 2024 06:21 PM (q+z+r)

193 Will.I.Am…. Insufferable.

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2024 06:22 PM (PCK5/)

194 USGS says M 5.7 - 22 km (ten miles or so) NNE of Yerington, Nevada
Posted by: Kindltot
------

Tsunami warnings?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 09, 2024 06:20 PM (XeU6L)

Lake Tahoe might be sloshing a bit.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2024 06:22 PM (n7h9X)

195 ...and I've never heard of her. Guess I'll miss her 'news' reports, and also all her podcasts.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at December 09, 2024 06:22 PM (Rbu5d)

196 Julie Banderas >>>> Alisyn Camerota

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 09, 2024 06:23 PM (/U5Yz)

197 181 USGS says M 5.7 - 22 km (ten miles or so) NNE of Yerington, Nevada
Posted by: Kindltot
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Tsunami warnings?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 09, 2024 06:20 PM (XeU6L)

Snort..

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2024 06:23 PM (PCK5/)

198 They could always go back to their heyday, and play re-runs from the 1980s.

That could be fun if no one notices that they're re-runs.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN

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That's something I jokingly commented about here a few years back, probably related to a post Ace had regarding CNN+

Retro CNN, highlighted by "Best of Crossfire - the Braden/Buchanan Years" and "Bernard Shaw's Greatest Hits".

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at December 09, 2024 06:23 PM (Vyll1)

199 >>Substantially better than his, and he's such an insufferable ponce, I've stopped listening to anything he's done.


This Year's Model and My Aim is True always get a spin or two...the rest? Meh.
Punch the Clock is the only other one I like cover to cover.
Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2024 06:21 PM (vGiQ3)

If you banned insufferable singers and bands, you'd be hearing a lot of ringing in your ears.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2024 06:23 PM (n7h9X)

200 The Democrats Propaganda Ministry all recite the same BS, why does anyone need 7 channels spewing the same lies?

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2024 06:24 PM (fwDg9)

201 >>Retro CNN, highlighted by "Best of Crossfire - the Braden/Buchanan Years" and "Bernard Shaw's Greatest Hits".


If you bring back anything, it should be The McLaughlin Report.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2024 06:24 PM (vGiQ3)

202 @ 82, thx JS, very interesting ...

too bad they all got into the burn bag by mistake, woopsie!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at December 09, 2024 06:24 PM (cY18j)

203 Israel is pounding the hell out of military targets all over Syria. It appears they intend to destroy everything that might be of use to the new regime or Iran.

https://tinyurl.com/3sef57bd

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 09, 2024 06:25 PM (paSBy)

204 WRONG!

Posted by: Zombie John Mclaughlin at December 09, 2024 06:25 PM (vGiQ3)

205 rhomboid, Lara Logan
Of course,there is still Christine Amanpour to scold everyone
Posted by: Ben Had at December 09, 2024 06:21 PM (gGMRM)

Amanpour sounds like a small variant on the Baby Bird drinking from earlier.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2024 06:25 PM (n7h9X)

206 Question… did the bralessness of the? 60’s? and 70’s ever affect the newroom girls?? Or were they always well trussed?

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2024 06:25 PM (PCK5/)

207 Let's see. The NYPD has the guy on the run, going to Atlanta. The NYPD is dragging a park pond for the gun. The cops in Altoona PA pick up the guy courtesy of the burger and fries crew at McDs.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 09, 2024 06:13 PM (gm9Sb)

Give them a break. At least they didn't shoot any dogs . . . that we know about.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 09, 2024 06:25 PM (i24o9)

208 Alisyn Thetic

Posted by: Toad-0 at December 09, 2024 06:25 PM (cct0t)

209 Alyson was one of the Foxes with Legs

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2024 06:25 PM (fwDg9)

210 Taylor is starting a new dig at Oak Island.

Oh they moved on, they're at some ranch in Nevada or something. Hunting for gold in a cave.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2024 06:26 PM (RsS92)

211 "Israel is pounding the hell out of military targets all over Syria. It appears they intend to destroy everything that might be of use to the new regime or Iran.

https://tinyurl.com/3sef57bd
"

Yes, they apparently knew *exactly* where everything was located.

Posted by: Crusader at December 09, 2024 06:26 PM (TN0g+)

212 "I played for Casey before and after he was a genius."

- Warren Spahn
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 09, 2024 06:19 PM (dxSpM)

Hmmm, Spahn was with the Mets at the end of his career, but I didn't realize he played for Stengel before... maybe in the minors?

Posted by: BurtTC at December 09, 2024 06:26 PM (dGCAG)

213 Laurie Duhe.

Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2024 06:27 PM (fV+MH)

214 Lynne Russell was the hottest one of all time, IMO.

Better still: she's a conservative. Probably why she got booted.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 09, 2024 06:15 PM (W5ArC)

PAB

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 09, 2024 06:27 PM (i24o9)

215
I didn't realize he played for Stengel before... maybe in the minors?
Posted by: BurtTC at December 09, 2024 06:26 PM (dGCAG)

________

Boston Braves, 1942.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 09, 2024 06:28 PM (dxSpM)

216 Ben Had, thanks, yep Lara. Man was she spectacular at that time. And yes Man-Hands Amanpour, Jamie's ex, showed up a few times. She was actually pretty easy to deal with, but her fellow journos hated her, and she did return to form at one point and become an arrogant demanding complaining beyotch. Several of the bigger names who'd drop in were actually very easygoing. Anderson Cooper, Nic Robertson, Mike ??? (Hammer- something?) from Fox, smart guy and very professional.

Worst big name? Frog eyes, whatshisname who used to be with Fox, the really smarmy one. Dang I'm bad with names. Total idiot and jerk.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 09, 2024 06:28 PM (1m82a)

217 Substantially better than his, and he's such an insufferable ponce, I've stopped listening to anything he's done.
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This Year's Model and My Aim is True always get a spin or two...the rest? Meh.
Punch the Clock is the only other one I like cover to cover.
Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2024 06:21 PM (vGiQ3)

If you banned insufferable singers and bands, you'd be hearing a lot of ringing in your ears.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2024 06:23 PM (n7h9X)

I'm not banning anyone, I just don't want to hear his shit.

And he's just about the pinnacle of insufferable pricks, so that's on a scale too.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 09, 2024 06:28 PM (dGCAG)

218 If you banned insufferable singers and bands, you'd be hearing a lot of ringing in your ears.

Yeah the less you know about the people who create your art the better. Almost to a man they are awful, disgusting, loathsome, stupid, and corrupt.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2024 06:28 PM (RsS92)

219 Taylor is starting a new dig at Oak Island.

Oh they moved on, they're at some ranch in Nevada or something. Hunting for gold in a cave.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2024 06:26 PM (RsS92)

I think I read about that cave in my pseudoscience UFOs and outright lies phase in the 70s. Even back then Oak Island was considered a preposterous fraud.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2024 06:28 PM (n7h9X)

220 Israel is pounding the hell out of military targets all over Syria. It appears they intend to destroy everything that might be of use to the new regime or Iran.

https://tinyurl.com/3sef57bd
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 09, 2024 06:25 PM (paSBy)

A) Israel is dumb and making a strategic mistake
B) Israel is smart because they know the new guard is a bunch of scumbags too
C) Israel is Galaxy Brain Genius and hitting all the targets the new guard, who actually ate kind of cool, would like to see taken out so they don't fall into the hands of their own internal enemies

I'm guessing B. But who knows.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 09, 2024 06:29 PM (y/ZMQ)

221 203 Israel is pounding the hell out of military targets all over Syria. It appears they intend to destroy everything that might be of use to the new regime or Iran.”

Smart move - it’s freebie day. The Syrian Army has collapsed and isn’t defending them, but the rebels haven’t taken control of them yet. I’m sure Israel has long had a list of top Syrian military targets in case of war, so it’s a fine time to check them all off the list.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2024 06:29 PM (fIpti)

222 That Nancy Mace vid rolled over to several stereotypical fight scenes.

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 09, 2024 06:29 PM (ah1Jo)

223 If you bring back anything, it should be The McLaughlin Report.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2024 06:24 PM (vGiQ3)

WRONG! Oh wait, no that's actually right.

Posted by: Zombie John McLaughlin at December 09, 2024 06:29 PM (lg881)

224 Lorenz reminds me of that puffy faced c*nt Ashley Judd.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 09, 2024 06:29 PM (/U5Yz)

225 Julie Banderas >>>> Alisyn Camerota
Posted by: Maj. Healey
.......

Oh yes. When I broke my ankle years ago I used to pop painkillers and lie on the couch and watch Julie on Fox during the day.

Posted by: wth at December 09, 2024 06:29 PM (v0R5T)

226 @MikeBenzCyber
1h
Ryan Routh, the “lone gunman” Trump assassin we were told was basically homeless, apparently had 18 cell phones with 5 diff phone companies relevant to his case, plus 3 computers, 3 tablets, & 5 external storage drives, totaling over 4000 Terabytes worth of digital footprints
Posted by: JackStraw

Or 4 petabytes, but perhaps people are too stupid to know or follow significance of 4 versus 4000.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder

4000 Terabytes? The biggest HDD you can buy is 32, and Amazon only has up to 22 or 24TB models for sale. Those cost about $500.

The biggest SSD I know of is a 100TB server monster, but costs $40K. Even if his "5 external storage drives" were these, that's only 1/8th of his 4000TB.

Either
1) there's a mistake in that 4000TB number,
B) Routh had a high-six-figure electronics habit,
3) the 4000TB isn't just his personal data, but all the data every company and government was collecting on him. And that's f--king scary. And f--king expensive, but mostly f--king scary.

Posted by: mikeski at December 09, 2024 06:29 PM (DgGvY)

227 I didn't realize he played for Stengel before... maybe in the minors?
Posted by: BurtTC at December 09, 2024 06:26 PM (dGCAG)

________

Boston Braves, 1942.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 09, 2024 06:28 PM (dxSpM)

That's what I said... minor league!

Posted by: BurtTC at December 09, 2024 06:29 PM (dGCAG)

228 218 If you banned insufferable singers and bands, you'd be hearing a lot of ringing in your ears.

Yeah the less you know about the people who create your art the better. Almost to a man they are awful, disgusting, loathsome, stupid, and corrupt.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2024 06:28 PM (RsS92)

Roger Waters has entered the chat...

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at December 09, 2024 06:29 PM (/G7DT)

229 as in Spahn Ranch?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at December 09, 2024 06:29 PM (cY18j)

230 Lynne Russell should have been a Bond girl.

Posted by: Roy at December 09, 2024 06:29 PM (z+ik4)

231 Worst big name? Frog eyes, whatshisname who used to be with Fox, the really smarmy one. Dang I'm bad with names. Total idiot and jerk.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 09, 2024 06:28 PM (1m82a)

Sheppard Smith.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 09, 2024 06:30 PM (y/ZMQ)

232 Worst big name? Frog eyes, whatshisname who used to be with Fox, the really smarmy one. Dang I'm bad with names. Total idiot and jerk.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 09, 2024 06:28 PM (1m82a)

you need to be way way more specific

Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2024 06:30 PM (n7h9X)

233 Last thing we need in Syria is an Iran 1979 Sunni remake. A bunch of radicals taking over, the world in disarray, trying to make nice with a new regime, and then 46 years of World Wide Terrorism.

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2024 06:30 PM (QTCRF)

234 Mangione dude seems to be on the manic end of manic depression, often hits in early to mid twenties.
He's pretty much guaranteed himself the second part.

Posted by: From about That Time at December 09, 2024 06:30 PM (4780s)

235 Worst big name? Frog eyes, whatshisname who used to be with Fox, the really smarmy one. Dang I'm bad with names. Total idiot and jerk.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 09, 2024 06:28 PM (1m82a)

you need to be way way more specific
Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2024 06:30 PM (n7h9X)

Old Wallace Junior?

Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2024 06:30 PM (n7h9X)

236 Alisyn Camerota

I don't know their names at CNN for the most part so I had to search and saw her pic.

Oh, her.

Yeah, she's a particularly dumb, bigoted one. Dumber and more bigoted than most of the others there. I believe I've owned dogs smarter than her. More well-mannered, too.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 09, 2024 06:31 PM (2ds6i)

237 I remember when Shepherd Smith was the "dreamboat" reporter in Desert Storm. He got weird looking.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2024 06:31 PM (RsS92)

238 Syria? No, I was joking.

Posted by: wth at December 09, 2024 06:31 PM (v0R5T)

239 This Year's Model and My Aim is True always get a spin or two...the rest? Meh.
Punch the Clock is the only other one I like cover to cover.
Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2024 06:21 PM (vGiQ3)

garrett, if you don't have this, he did a live album "Live from the El Mocambo" where he plays stuff from his first two albums. It's worth seeking out, just for the live version of "Lipstick Vogue"

https://is.gd/VtCdAI

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 09, 2024 06:31 PM (PiwSw)

240 Mike Tobin

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 09, 2024 06:31 PM (RIvkX)

241 This Year's Model and My Aim is True always get a spin or two...the rest? Meh.
Punch the Clock is the only other one I like cover to cover.
Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2024 06:21 PM (vGiQ3)

I think I liked his stuff, but now that I look back on it, it's possible I only did because I was told I should.

So yeah, Slowdive. Possibly the best band most people never heard of.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 09, 2024 06:32 PM (dGCAG)

242 Last thing we need in Syria is an Iran 1979 Sunni remake. A bunch of radicals taking over, the world in disarray, trying to make nice with a new regime, and then 46 years of World Wide Terrorism.
Posted by: runner at December 09, 2024 06:30 PM (QTCRF)

Well the way it is going Turkey is going to be managing most of it for a while.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2024 06:32 PM (n7h9X)

243 237 I remember when Shepherd Smith was the "dreamboat" reporter in Desert Storm. He got weird looking.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2024 06:31 PM (RsS92)

Bad crack??

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2024 06:32 PM (PCK5/)

244 >>>it’s freebie day. The Syrian Army has collapsed and isn’t defending them, but the rebels haven’t taken control of them yet. I’m sure Israel has long had a list of top Syrian military targets in case of war, so it’s a fine time to check them all off the list.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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Leave them dirt and rubble.

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 09, 2024 06:32 PM (ah1Jo)

245 LeftCoast Dawg, big hug, darlin

Posted by: Ben Had at December 09, 2024 06:32 PM (gGMRM)

246 237 I remember when Shepherd Smith was the "dreamboat" reporter in Desert Storm. He got weird looking.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Eyeliner?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 09, 2024 06:32 PM (/U5Yz)

247 I remember when Shepherd Smith was the "dreamboat" reporter in Desert Storm. He got weird looking.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
......

His eyes got further apart as he transitioned to a goldfish.

Posted by: wth at December 09, 2024 06:32 PM (v0R5T)

248 I met Connie Chung when I was a much younger man (40 years ago) and thought she was smoking hot.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 09, 2024 06:33 PM (RIvkX)

249
Space Herpes FTW!

Rosie O’Donnell announced in a recent video that she has face “herpes,” and complained about allegedly being “taunted” by the MAGA movement. Ultimately, O’Donnell said she believes her cold sores are stress-induced due to her fear of UFOs.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 09, 2024 06:33 PM (eodUi)

250 Just saw that person of interest ceo killer post
Gay, right?

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at December 09, 2024 06:33 PM (7gFa4)

251 A bunch of radicals taking over, the world in disarray, trying to make nice with a new regime, and then 46 years of World Wide Terrorism.

At least by now the old Hussein bioweapons he totally didn't ship from Iraq will have corroded and become mostly inert.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2024 06:33 PM (RsS92)

252 Almost to a man they are awful, disgusting, loathsome, stupid, and corrupt.

Hey, that teenager was doped up and naked when I got there.

Posted by: Don "Dirty Laundry" Henley at December 09, 2024 06:33 PM (gKWVE)

253 Thanks Warai, yep, Sheppard Smith. Nice thing was to some extent the a**holes like him were cut out/not given the same treatment as nice competent sorts. The few pros got the full open kimono, and were very good and responsible (security was often a big issue).

Posted by: rhomboid at December 09, 2024 06:33 PM (1m82a)

254 So yeah, Slowdive. Possibly the best band most people never heard of.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 09, 2024 06:32 PM (dGCAG)

I know the song by Siouxsie and the Bashees by that name.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2024 06:33 PM (n7h9X)

255 249
Space Herpes FTW!

Rosie O’Donnell announced in a recent video that she has face “herpes,” and complained about allegedly being “taunted” by the MAGA movement. Ultimately, O’Donnell said she believes her cold sores are stress-induced due to her fear of UFOs.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 09, 2024 06:33 PM (eodUi)

She’s crazy as hell, yes?

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2024 06:33 PM (PCK5/)

256 I don't pay much attention to social media. Is Instagram where they post naked pictures of themselves, or is that TikTok?

Maybe she can get together with George Clooney and they can collaborate on posting naked pictures of themselves on social media.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 09, 2024 06:34 PM (0Htd1)

257 Ultimately, O’Donnell said she believes her cold sores are stress-induced due to her fear of UFOs.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 09, 2024 06:33 PM (eodUi)

*shifty eye-stalks*

Posted by: Kang and Kodos at December 09, 2024 06:34 PM (PiwSw)

258 Posted by: runner at December 09, 2024 06:30 PM (QTCRF)

Well the way it is going Turkey is going to be managing most of it for a while.
Posted by: Oldcat
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More territory for the Empire.

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 09, 2024 06:34 PM (ah1Jo)

259 I'm watching this thing on Amazon called "The Agency." It is a total copy of the very excellent French show called Le Bureau des Légendes. From about 10 years ago (2015 - had 6 seasons maybe), starring Mathieu Kassovitz.

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2024 06:34 PM (QTCRF)

260 nood quick hits

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 09, 2024 06:34 PM (hovnC)

261 Question… did the bralessness of the? 60’s? and 70’s ever affect the newroom girls?? Or were they always well trussed?
Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2024 06:25 PM (PCK5/)

Nightly news was always considered "trussed news sources"

Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2024 06:34 PM (D7oie)

262 >>garrett, if you don't have this, he did a live album "Live from the El Mocambo" where he plays stuff from his first two albums. It's worth seeking out, just for the live version of "Lipstick Vogue"


I've got a few bootlegs from the 1st 2 tours. El Mocambo among them.
Good stuff, yes.

And yes. Insufferable douche. Like. Bono levels of douchiness.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2024 06:34 PM (vGiQ3)

263 Well the way it is going Turkey is going to be managing most of it for a while.
Posted by: Oldcat

Turkey can't manage shite.

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2024 06:34 PM (QTCRF)

264 I remember when Shepherd Smith was the "dreamboat" reporter in Desert Storm. He got weird looking.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
......

His eyes got further apart as he transitioned to a goldfish.
Posted by: wth at December 09, 2024 06:32 PM (v0R5T)

The Innsmouth Look. He must be cavorting on the sea floor worshiping Dagon by now.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2024 06:35 PM (n7h9X)

265 “Syria.” Soon to be quaint after Israel and Turkey get done with it. How far away will New Gaza be? Diego Garcia, perhaps.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 09, 2024 06:35 PM (QSrLX)

266 Well the way it is going Turkey is going to be managing most of it for a while.
Posted by: Oldcat

Turkey can't manage shite.
Posted by: runner at December 09, 2024 06:34 PM (QTCRF)

They managed toppling Syria well enough.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2024 06:35 PM (n7h9X)

267 Slowdive was the band the music media told me not to like.
Screw the music media, they're tone deaf. youtu.be/DcolWlw-WVQ

Posted by: gKWVE at December 09, 2024 06:35 PM (gKWVE)

268 Roger Waters has entered the chat...
Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at December 09, 2024 06:29 PM (/G7DT)

Yeah that's the toughest one for me. I absolutely love Pink Floyd's music.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at December 09, 2024 06:35 PM (lg881)

269 Space Herpes FTW!

Rosie O’Donnell announced in a recent video that she has face “herpes,” and complained about allegedly being “taunted” by the MAGA movement. Ultimately, O’Donnell said she believes her cold sores are stress-induced due to her fear of UFOs.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)
.......

either that or Whooptie sat on her face.

Posted by: wth at December 09, 2024 06:36 PM (v0R5T)

270 Israel's modification of former regime assets in Syria does not depend on any forecast of where that circus is going. Smart move is to take it all off the table. And they started with Hezb-relevant stuff, and CW and missile development targets. As I said above, probably a unique situation.

Between regimes, lots of targets, no air defense. And unlike Gaza, or Hezbollah, most of the targets are not deliberately comingled with civilians, or located in hospitals and schools.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 09, 2024 06:36 PM (1m82a)

271 255 249
Space Herpes FTW!

Rosie O’Donnell announced in a recent video that she has face “herpes,” and complained about allegedly being “taunted” by the MAGA movement. Ultimately, O’Donnell said she believes her cold sores are stress-induced due to her fear of UFOs.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 09, 2024 06:33 PM (eodUi)

She deserves uncurable space herpes for destroying Another Stakeout.

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at December 09, 2024 06:36 PM (/G7DT)

272 Palestinians want land? Step right up!

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 09, 2024 06:36 PM (QSrLX)

273 "Son, all of these ashes and the wreckage you see is yours"
Posted by: rhomboid at December 09, 2024 06:13 PM (1m82a)

Can you imagine how much fun those IAF pilots are having? A whole country full of targets and not a single AAA battery or enemy aircraft in site. It’s like playing in beginner mode.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2024 06:36 PM (fIpti)

274 255 249
Space Herpes FTW!

Rosie O’Donnell announced in a recent video that she has face “herpes,” and complained about allegedly being “taunted” by the MAGA movement. Ultimately, O’Donnell said she believes her cold sores are stress-induced due to her fear of UFOs.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
---

This is the Rosie, who said on TV [the view]; "My ass is", as she illustrated with her hands, ( 0 ) "this big",

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 09, 2024 06:37 PM (ah1Jo)

275
Thinking Syria is going to be a very hungry, chaotic place for a long while.

Upside: You won't hear much about it.

Second upside: Israels' 300 airstrikes over the past 2 days aren't dropping leaflets

Posted by: Auspex at December 09, 2024 06:38 PM (j4U/Z)

276 268 Roger Waters has entered the chat...
Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at December 09, 2024 06:29 PM (/G7DT)

Yeah that's the toughest one for me. I absolutely love Pink Floyd's music.
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at December 09, 2024 06:35 PM (lg881)

Me too. But I'm a champion supporter of commie scumbags. Currently re-reading everything Ernest Hemingway.

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at December 09, 2024 06:38 PM (/G7DT)

277 It’s like playing in beginner mode.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2024 06:36 PM (fIpti)

Strap a couple make-a-wish kids in there and tell their parents not to tell no one.

"Almost there, little guy. Just press that red button when i yell Go!"

"Weeeeee!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 09, 2024 06:39 PM (y/ZMQ)

278 Space Herpes FTW!

Rosie O’Donnell announced in a recent video that she has face “herpes,” and complained about allegedly being “taunted” by the MAGA movement. Ultimately, O’Donnell said she believes her cold sores are stress-induced due to her fear of UFOs.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 09, 2024 06:33 PM (eodUi)

Fuck you, hoomon. We wouldn't touch that with your probe.

Posted by: Aliens at December 09, 2024 06:39 PM (i24o9)

279 Rosie is afraid of UFO's because she thinks the dinosaur eating aliens are coming for her next.

Posted by: wth at December 09, 2024 06:40 PM (v0R5T)

280 Excuse the thread jack and apologies if you already got it, but the Penny case has resulted in acquittal on all charges.


More winning.

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at December 09, 2024 06:40 PM (hKoQL)

281 osie O’Donnell announced in a recent video that she has face “herpes,” and complained about allegedly being “taunted” by the MAGA movement. Ultimately, O’Donnell said she believes her cold sores are stress-induced due to her fear of UFOs.

At least she isn't claiming she got them from a toilet seat.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 09, 2024 06:41 PM (0Htd1)

282 At least she isn't claiming she got them from a toilet seat.
Posted by: nerdygirl
......

No, Whooptie sat directly on her face.

Posted by: wth at December 09, 2024 06:43 PM (v0R5T)

283 A) Israel is dumb and making a strategic mistake
B) Israel is smart because they know the new guard is a bunch of scumbags too
C) Israel is Galaxy Brain Genius and hitting all the targets the new guard, who actually ate kind of cool, would like to see taken out so they don't fall into the hands of their own internal enemies

I'm guessing B. But who knows.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 09, 2024 06:29 PM (y/ZMQ)

Well there was enough of A before the war to catch their army and spy forces flat footed and get a lot on their side killed. So far they don't seem able to long term occupy anything with a population. Iran's reach may be cut back with the lack of land route to Hez and Gaza.

It would be a good idea to try and cool down the war with Hez and Iran considerably if they can.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2024 06:44 PM (n7h9X)

284 As I said to Johannes Gutenberg, "You can't fire me from this ragtag start up operation. I quit!"

Posted by: Taylor Lorenz at December 09, 2024 06:46 PM (RDWMr)

285 Why pay an aging crone with a big contract?
Posted by: Read All About It!
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BA in 'Mass Communication', FTW!
Hell, go for a Masters.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 09, 2024 06:04 PM (XeU6L)

It's the tits.

Posted by: torabora at December 09, 2024 06:48 PM (b6sYu)

286 Yeah that's the toughest one for me. I absolutely love Pink Floyd's music.
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at December 09, 2024 06:35 PM (lg881)

Just remember that David Gilmour hates him just as much as we do.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2024 06:50 PM (W6hoT)

287 It would be a good idea to try and cool down the war with Hez and Iran considerably if they can.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2024 06:44 PM (n7h9X)

You didn’t get the memo? War with Hezbollah goes into overdrive on Jan 21.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2024 06:52 PM (W6hoT)

288 I just gotta say Altoona Police look like a grunge band.

Posted by: Eromero at December 09, 2024 07:16 PM (LHPAg)

289 Taylor Lorenz is working for a gig on The View. Little more antisemitism, anti-white male and she could get an offer.... unless there is some minimum age for a Spew host.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at December 09, 2024 08:41 PM (17s+e)

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