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Good evening everyone
Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2024 07:31 PM (fwDg9) 2
Meep meep!
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 09, 2024 07:32 PM (5He9w) 3
Good evening good people.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 09, 2024 07:33 PM (WXNFJ) Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 09, 2024 07:34 PM (VNX3d) 5
In before the penguin sniffers.
Posted by: fd at December 09, 2024 07:35 PM (vFG9F) 6
There are a series of videos History for Granite that explores how they were made. Watches quite a few.
Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2024 07:35 PM (fwDg9) 7
Cafe!!! I'm going to sit over her with my wine, a clean ashtray and my copy of ' Mad Magazine, the Christmas Edition'.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 09, 2024 07:35 PM (gGMRM) 8
LOL! Thx Ace!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at December 09, 2024 07:36 PM (cY18j) 9
Is there new stuff in there Ben Had?
Posted by: fd at December 09, 2024 07:37 PM (vFG9F) 10
I hope that kitty cat was ok!
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 09, 2024 07:38 PM (5He9w) 11
6ixBuzzTV @6ixbuzztv
#REPORT: Colombian police arrest 23-year-old alleged hitwoman known as “The Doll” https://tinyurl.com/2bz2kp29 moron-worthy photos Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 09, 2024 07:38 PM (hovnC) 12
fd, oh yeah! Loaded with Mad goodness.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 09, 2024 07:38 PM (gGMRM) 13
Those kittens are adorable
Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2024 07:38 PM (fwDg9) 14
got a fire extinguisher handy?
*goes over to BenHad's corner (with the clean ashtray) & dozes off* Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at December 09, 2024 07:38 PM (cY18j) Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2024 07:39 PM (9rKTR) 16
Mangione's moron-worthy sister:
https://tinyurl.com/f7y667bw phone photo; Luigi's pretty buff, himself. Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 09, 2024 07:39 PM (hovnC) 17
Jetpacks, finally! Took them long enough.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 09, 2024 07:39 PM (b4o9z) 18
"Loaded with Mad goodness.
Posted by: Ben Had " I saw it on the shelf at the grocery store. I'll get a copy next time I go in. Posted by: fd at December 09, 2024 07:39 PM (vFG9F) 19
sock_rat, Good evening, darlin.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 09, 2024 07:39 PM (gGMRM) 20
That Catastrophe is the reason why I don't have a Christmas tree in my home.
With 5 cats, there's too much risk of something going awry... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 09, 2024 07:40 PM (BpYfr) 21
I can read it and then give it to my boys for Christmas.
Posted by: fd at December 09, 2024 07:40 PM (vFG9F) 22
Midnight at the Oasis
Take your camel to bed… Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2024 07:40 PM (PCK5/) 23
Scott LoBaido @ScottLoBaido
You’re Welcome https://tinyurl.com/3y96twvz 1:15 minutes; an Art Thread-worthy painting unveiled. Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 09, 2024 07:41 PM (hovnC) Posted by: browndog watching intently at December 09, 2024 07:41 PM (TTAGa) 25
Sorry if I frightened the kitties, but from the previous thread-
267 There was one of the NFL shows back in the 70s/80s that used ELP's Fanfare for the Common Man for their highlight reel. Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at December 09, 2024 07:30 PM (kPz9t) Best intro music ever was Cliffs Of Dover by Eric Johnson. Posted by: Eromero at December 09, 2024 07:41 PM (LHPAg) 26
always wanted to get an Alfred E. Neuman engraved on the sideplate of one of my j-frames with a "what, me worry" tagline.
jus' sayin' ... Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at December 09, 2024 07:41 PM (cY18j) 27
Cats view Christmas trees and their ornaments as "Achievement Unlocked" rewards.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2024 07:41 PM (9rKTR) 28
"Midnight at the Oasis
Take your camel to bed… Posted by: tubal " It gets COLD at night in the desert. Posted by: T.E. Lawrence at December 09, 2024 07:42 PM (vFG9F) 29
Good evening, horde!
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 09, 2024 07:42 PM (OX9vb) 30
fd, I'm trying to think of Horde recipient after I'm done.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 09, 2024 07:42 PM (gGMRM) 31
Why do cats hate Christmas trees? It’s not like they’re out knocking down pine trees in the forest.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 09, 2024 07:42 PM (b4o9z) 32
anna good evenin' to you too, BenHad!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at December 09, 2024 07:42 PM (cY18j) 33
A Pussy in the Wry
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 09, 2024 07:42 PM (hovnC) 34
17 Jetpacks, finally! Took them long enough.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe Huh? James Bond had one decades ago. Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 09, 2024 07:43 PM (k05yp) 35
"Midnight at the Oasis
Take your camel to bed… Posted by: tubal " As a yute, we had an Oasis Lounge in my hometown. It was known to all us teens as 'The Oh Waste Us' Lounge. Posted by: Tonypete at December 09, 2024 07:43 PM (WXNFJ) 36
I saw Colombian Hitwomen Open for Slayer at San Quentin in '89.
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at December 09, 2024 07:44 PM (99t1i) 37
Saving a Deer that fell through the ice can go very wrong very fast.
Made that mistake once. Poor fella almost gored the fuck out of me and my friend. But we got him back on land. Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2024 07:44 PM (vGiQ3) 38
I thought for sure "cute little baby" would be a bear cub, in keeping with recent themes. But it was a cute little baby!
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 09, 2024 07:44 PM (JIbhz) 39
On the boat heading home. Sunset was a half an hour ago.
Looked like it was a pretty one too, dang it. Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 09, 2024 07:44 PM (k05yp) 40
I need a jet pack
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 09, 2024 07:44 PM (JIbhz) Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2024 07:44 PM (fV+MH) 42
Apparently, not genuine but some funny titles:
Breaking911 @Breaking911 NSFW: Additional pile of [p0rn] movies found in Assad’s palace. https://tinyurl.com/438b9uhk photo of DVD cases' spines Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 09, 2024 07:45 PM (hovnC) Posted by: wth at December 09, 2024 07:45 PM (v0R5T) 44
Nurse, does your boat have a bar? If so, go there.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 09, 2024 07:45 PM (JIbhz) Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2024 07:45 PM (vGiQ3) 46
Tauri.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2024 07:46 PM (D7oie) 47
Christmas wrapping your cat.
------ If I had tried that with Mike Hammer's Cat, there would have been a lot a lot more red 'decoration'. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 09, 2024 07:46 PM (XeU6L) 48
One of my sister's cats learned to climb the Christmas tree and perch near the top without knocking it over. Smart, that one was.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 09, 2024 07:46 PM (mH6SG) Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2024 07:46 PM (vGiQ3) 50
Trump nominates Harmeet Dhillon for Assistant Attorney General for Civil Rights.
Fantastic pick. Posted by: JackStraw My friend who told me about AoS a long time ago had a thing for Harmeet back when they were active in local Repub party stuff. Posted by: SFGoth at December 09, 2024 07:46 PM (KAi1n) 51
Dog wakes up master with love.
------- That would have been very different if it had been an otter. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 09, 2024 07:48 PM (XeU6L) 52
44 Nurse, does your boat have a bar? If so, go there.
Posted by: Huck Follywood Nope. It's only a ten minute ride across Elliot Bay. Although that's plenty of time for me to quaff a glass of suds. Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 09, 2024 07:48 PM (k05yp) 53
If Gage and DeSoto had those jetpacks they would still be at Squad 51. Think of the wear and tear all that climbing caused. And climbing back down.
Posted by: Zombie Fireman Kelly at December 09, 2024 07:48 PM (G5+As) 54
"Buon Natale di Tutto Il Mutto" on the Bocelli Christmas album has my wife dancing around the room.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 09, 2024 07:48 PM (JIbhz) 55
Boom-Boom-Boom! Boom-Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!
-- weather forecast in the jungle - cold after dark, with some thunderstorms. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 09, 2024 07:49 PM (VNX3d) 56
"Retirement prank for a K9 dog"
It's cute how the dog doesn't want just any of the dozens of other balls. The volume is irrelevant but for the confusion it invokes. The dog simply wants the one ball his/her handler has and rewards. The thing isn't the thing. It's the approval from the handler which is, yet again, why dogs are special. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at December 09, 2024 07:49 PM (aXxgO) 57
47 Christmas wrapping your cat.
------ If I had tried that with Mike Hammer's Cat, there would have been a lot a lot more red 'decoration'. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc Lucy the Fink would not be amused. Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 09, 2024 07:50 PM (k05yp) 58
27 Cats view Christmas trees and their ornaments as "Achievement Unlocked" rewards.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2024 07:41 PM (9rKTR) ---- I was told that the ornaments see the cat and start "Na na na-na-na". Posted by: Ciampino - cat's reflection in the bauble at December 09, 2024 07:50 PM (i0xsb) 59
Paramedics with Richard Browing's Daedalus Flight Pack can fly to the top of Helvellyn in just 3.5 minutes instead of walking the usual 1 hour 15 minutes.
Though they were sure it would be a hot seller, the smaller Icarus model barely took off. Posted by: mikeski at December 09, 2024 07:52 PM (DgGvY) 60
Cats view Christmas trees and their ornaments as "Achievement Unlocked" rewards.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2024 07:41 PM (9rKTR) Trees are their natural gyms. Growing up are cats were pretty good though they slept under the tree rather than knock them over. Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2024 07:52 PM (n7h9X) 61
Why do cats hate Christmas trees? It’s not like they’re out knocking down pine trees in the forest. Posted by: sniffybigtoe Will a cat knock down the tree before you decorate it? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 09, 2024 07:52 PM (63Dwl) 62
Paramedics with Richard Browing's Daedalus Flight Pack can fly to the top of Helvellyn in just 3.5 minutes instead of walking the usual 1 hour 15 minutes. Though they were sure it would be a hot seller, the smaller Icarus model barely took off. Posted by: mikeski They had problems with the wax O-rings. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 09, 2024 07:53 PM (63Dwl) 63
Christmas wrapping your cat.
------ If I had tried that with Mike Hammer's Cat, there would have been a lot a lot more red 'decoration'. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc Lucy the Fink would not be amused. Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage My human built me a form-fitting box. Nice. But I'm going to crap in their shoe tonight for putting a bow on my head. Posted by: Wrap Cat at December 09, 2024 07:53 PM (DgGvY) 64
Ida Tavakoli @IdaTavakoli
Jill Biden looking at Trump the way Margaret Trudeau looked at Fidel Castro. She’s smitten. https://tinyurl.com/ck3dwyu2 photos Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 09, 2024 07:53 PM (hovnC) 65
some C&NW commuter trains had a bar car ... we did a party once, chi to kenosha and back ... mostly pretty hammered tbh
good thing i was only 2 blocks walk from the station - smoked a cig, hiked, all good ... - pretty sure i took my shoes off before collapse ... anyway, now rly g'night ! blessings rain down on the Horde! seeya inna mornin' ! Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at December 09, 2024 07:53 PM (cY18j) 66
Back to the model building.
Just sprayed again one F-14 since the Mission Model paint reacted weirdly when I tried to seal it in with floor wax in preparation for applying decals. Yay. Now on to RLM02 and RLM66 for a Bf 109 and a Fw 190 so I can glue their fuselages together. Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2024 07:53 PM (9rKTR) 67
Paramedics with Richard Browing's Daedalus Flight Pack can fly to the top of Helvellyn in just 3.5 minutes instead of walking the usual 1 hour 15 minutes.
I can see college students having fun with these. Now, whether they'd use pool noodles, foam bats, or something else would be interesting to see. I can almost see the videos. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 09, 2024 07:54 PM (VNX3d) 68
Christmases past had a tree in the barn with all origami ornaments
Still have all the ornaments. Used to do a pre- Christmas barn dance for my customers. Posted by: Ben Had at December 09, 2024 07:54 PM (gGMRM) 69
Will a cat knock down the tree before you decorate it?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 09, 2024 07:52 PM (63Dwl) What would be the point of that? Posted by: The Cat at December 09, 2024 07:54 PM (W6hoT) 70
Why do cats hate Christmas trees? It’s not like they’re out knocking down pine trees in the forest.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 09, 2024 07:42 PM (b4o9z) They would if it weren't for those roots. Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2024 07:54 PM (n7h9X) 71
Between the two cats and three boys... it was a boy that broke the tree last year.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at December 09, 2024 07:55 PM (UZF0m) 72
I saw Colombian Hitwomen Open for Slayer at San Quentin in '89.
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate That must've been an unannounced show because I saw Slayer open for Judas Priest at the Cow Palace in Daly City (a few miles south of San Q) that year. Or was it 1988? Posted by: SFGoth at December 09, 2024 07:55 PM (KAi1n) 73
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It's never cold in the jungle, even at night. Tropics. Lowland. Rain. Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il sindaco e un idiota at December 09, 2024 07:55 PM (i0xsb) Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at December 09, 2024 07:55 PM (cY18j) 75
"It's like the post-party scene in an 80s teenager movie."
Separation anxiety from a husky? Nah, never happens. Blaming it on the puppy is a real dick move by big brother. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at December 09, 2024 07:56 PM (aXxgO) 76
Did you know that you can eat a cat in a pine tree?
Posted by: Zombie Euell Gibbons from Haiti at December 09, 2024 07:56 PM (mH6SG) 77
Now on to RLM02 and RLM66 for a Bf 109 and a Fw 190 so I can glue their fuselages together.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2024 07:53 PM (9rKTR) Hopefully not to each other. Although I can't rule out the Germans doing that in the real world. Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2024 07:56 PM (n7h9X) 78
She Hobbit, that's a tale I want to hear.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 09, 2024 07:56 PM (gGMRM) 79
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It's never cold in the jungle, even at night. Tropics. Lowland. Rain. Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il sindaco e un idiota at December 09, 2024 07:55 PM (i0xsb) Cold for jungle. Jacket weather in Miami, swimsuit weather in Alaska. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 09, 2024 07:57 PM (VNX3d) 80
Climbing Ranier was fun. Climbing down, i was beat and could definitely have used that jet pack.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 09, 2024 07:58 PM (xWSTK) 81
Ice cream with a milk chaser. I love dairy.
Posted by: Accomack at December 09, 2024 07:58 PM (+OnsA) 82
She Hobbit, that's a tale I want to hear.
Posted by: Ben Had Not much of a tale. He was climbing around underneath it - like a cat. smdh Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at December 09, 2024 07:59 PM (UZF0m) 83
I've seen that one with the little girl 'doing' karate and it is still hilarious.
Posted by: JTB at December 09, 2024 07:59 PM (yTvNw) 84
The Post Millennial
@TPostMillennial Gov. Josh Shapiro: "In a civil society, we are all less safe when ideologues engage in vigilante justice. In some dark corners this killer is being hailed as a hero. Hear me on this: he is no hero." Posted by: Mister Ghost at December 09, 2024 07:59 PM (TGPs7) 85
Christmases past had a tree in the barn with all origami ornaments
Still have all the ornaments. Used to do a pre- Christmas barn dance for my customers. Posted by: Ben Had at December 09, 2024 07:54 PM (gGMRM) ------------- That sounds .... spectacular Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 09, 2024 07:59 PM (xWSTK) 86
81 Ice cream with a milk chaser. I love dairy.
Posted by: Accomack at December 09, 2024 07:58 PM (+OnsA) I'll just double up on the ice cream. I like all the dairy except for a glass of milk. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 09, 2024 07:59 PM (OX9vb) 87
Our dog and cat used to team up to mess with the Christmas tree. The cat would knock down the ornament balls and the dog would crush them.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth. at December 09, 2024 08:00 PM (D6PGr) 88
I can see college students having fun with these. Now, whether they'd use pool noodles, foam bats, or something else would be interesting to see. I can almost see the videos.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 09, 2024 07:54 PM (VNX3d) Mount those thrusters on a Vespa frame and you would have something. It would look silly, but really, who would not want one? Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2024 08:00 PM (D7oie) 89
A friend makes egg nog. I've been getting into it, even though its a school night. Damn good.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 09, 2024 08:00 PM (xWSTK) 90
So, the kittens follow orders but when they turn into cats, they don't.
Kinda like humans but with more hair. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at December 09, 2024 08:01 PM (aXxgO) 91
She Hobbit, that's a tale I want to hear.
Posted by: Ben Had Not much of a tale. He was climbing around underneath it - like a cat. smdh Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at December 09, 2024 07:59 PM (UZF0m) Saw a clip where a baby was putting hands on the bottom bar of a balcony and the cat was watching and started pawing on each hand to make sure baby wouldn't climb up and possibly fall Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2024 08:01 PM (n7h9X) 92
Hopefully not to each other. Although I can't rule out the Germans doing that in the real world.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2024 07:56 PM (n7h9X Flight of the Phoenix Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth. at December 09, 2024 08:01 PM (D6PGr) 93
Today is Elvis' 8th birthday. And every morning that's how he wakes me up.
It's a good way to start the day. Posted by: JackStraw at December 09, 2024 08:01 PM (LkLld) 94
Huck, Cheers!!
Posted by: Ben Had at December 09, 2024 08:02 PM (gGMRM) 95
Our dogs used to just sit under the tree and mellow out. They loved it.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 09, 2024 08:02 PM (mH6SG) 96
So, the kittens follow orders but when they turn into cats, they don't.
Kinda like humans but with more hair. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at December 09, 2024 08:01 PM (aXxgO) Everyone follows mama cats orders. Kittens, people, neighborhood dogs, bears.... Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2024 08:02 PM (n7h9X) 97
84 The Post Millennial
@TPostMillennial Gov. Josh Shapiro: "In a civil society, we are all less safe when ideologues engage in vigilante justice. In some dark corners this killer is being hailed as a hero. Hear me on this: he is no hero." Posted by: Mister Ghost at December 09, 2024 07:59 PM (TGPs7) He's probably not YOUR hero because you're abnormal. Posted by: Eromero at December 09, 2024 08:03 PM (LHPAg) 98
I can see college students having fun with these. Now, whether they'd use pool noodles, foam bats, or something else would be interesting to see. I can almost see the videos.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 09, 2024 07:54 PM (VNX3d) Mount those thrusters on a Vespa frame and you would have something. It would look silly, but really, who would not want one? Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2024 08:00 PM (D7oie) Quiddich on Vespas? That could be fun, too. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 09, 2024 08:03 PM (VNX3d) 99
Mount those thrusters on a Vespa frame and you would have something. It would look silly, but really, who would not want one? Posted by: Kindltot ------ Might have to deploy a drag chute to stop. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 09, 2024 08:03 PM (XeU6L) 100
I still think the most amazing cat video is the one of the cat saving its kid owner from a dog attack.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth. at December 09, 2024 08:04 PM (D6PGr) 101
Saw a clip where a baby was putting hands on the bottom bar of a balcony and the cat was watching and started pawing on each hand to make sure baby wouldn't climb up and possibly fall
Posted by: Oldcat Aw, that sounds cute! Unfortunately, the tree incident was a 12 yo, so don't think the cats could have stopped it. Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at December 09, 2024 08:04 PM (UZF0m) 102
Happy Tuesday eve to y'all and happy birthday to Elvis. Steve Cohen bought your birthday present and left it at City Field (Shea?) for you.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 09, 2024 08:05 PM (xWSTK) 103
Here is story about an FBI agent who was demoted for not going after the Patriotic Front
Posted by: SMOD at December 09, 2024 08:05 PM (GITLP) 104
Gov. Josh Shapiro: "In a civil society, we are all less safe when ideologues engage in vigilante justice. In some dark corners this killer is being hailed as a hero. Hear me on this: he is no hero."
Posted by: Mister Ghost at December 09, 2024 07:59 PM (TGPs7) He's probably not YOUR hero because you're abnormal. Posted by: Eromero at December 09, 2024 08:03 PM (LHPAg) He's talking about the UH CEO assassin right? Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth. at December 09, 2024 08:06 PM (D6PGr) 105
A vigilante seeks out criminals. Defending yourself and others is not "vigilante justice".
Posted by: steevy at December 09, 2024 08:06 PM (KQk9m) 106
Uh Oh, Huck needs some coffee. It's Monday.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 09, 2024 08:06 PM (gGMRM) 107
I keep the ice cream portions small. I love milk and cream. Butter is useful, but meh.
When they give me The Bad News, I'm having Fruity Pebbles and heavy cream. Posted by: Accomack at December 09, 2024 08:08 PM (cIOlQ) 108
>>Steve Cohen bought your birthday present and left it at City Field (Shea?) for you.
Yes he did. Posted by: JackStraw at December 09, 2024 08:08 PM (LkLld) 109
He's probably not YOUR hero because you're abnormal.
Posted by: Eromero at December 09, 2024 08:03 PM (LHPAg) Don't think he is a fan of an well-ordered civil society! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 09, 2024 08:08 PM (hOUT3) 110
He's talking about the UH CEO assassin right?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth. at December 09, 2024 08:06 PM (D6PGr) Posted by: Eromero at December 09, 2024 08:09 PM (LHPAg) 111
Gov. Josh Shapiro: "In a civil society, we are all less safe when ideologues engage in vigilante justice. In some dark corners this killer is being hailed as a hero. Hear me on this: he is no hero."
------ Oh? Let's canvass the folk on the subway. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 09, 2024 08:09 PM (XeU6L) 112
Oldcat
Late war Luftwaffe paint can lead to intense discussions. Technically RLM81 and 82 do not have official names along with the fight over what is 83. Then one sees with late war 109s and 190s not RLM76 Lichtblau for portions of the underside but a tint more in line with RAF Type S or duck egg blue along with parts of the undersides left in natural metal. At the end of the war some Me 262s were being accepted only in one color, usually RLM83 which if oft called simply 'green.' A lot of bloody help that is. So, your guess is as good as anyone else since several of the key documents specifying these changes are lost. Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2024 08:09 PM (9rKTR) 113
I have seen a cat go up into a pine tree and climb it to get a bird. Probably instinct for them to go climb the Christmas tree.
Posted by: steevy at December 09, 2024 08:09 PM (KQk9m) 114
Can the dismissed charge against Penny be recharged?
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 09, 2024 08:09 PM (WSXXo) 115
He's talking about the UH CEO assassin right?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth. at December 09, 2024 08:06 PM (D6PGr) I thought Shapiro was talking about Daniel Penny, who is my hero. Posted by: Eromero at December 09, 2024 08:09 PM (LHPAg) 116
If Soto follows the trend his first season as a Met will be poor.
Posted by: steevy at December 09, 2024 08:10 PM (KQk9m) 117
Oh? Let's canvass the folk on the subway.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 09, 2024 08:09 PM (XeU6L) Since he's the Governor of PA I think it's the UH assassin he's talking about. Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth. at December 09, 2024 08:10 PM (D6PGr) 118
Mix and match to make a fighter, I give you the Fisher XP-75 Eagle.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2024 08:10 PM (9rKTR) 119
I still think the most amazing cat video is the one of the cat saving its kid owner from a dog attack.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth. at December 09, 2024 08:04 PM (D6PGr) Growing up we had a simiar incident with our female cat Allie sitting in the front yard when two small yapping dogs came up to her. They were reluctant to bite, as she was their size and then our male cat came tearing in from out back and went for the closest dog and knocked him end for end in the air with one blow. before the first dog stopped rolling they both went for the other dog and chased him all the way back to their house. No harm to the dogs but dignity. Hero Cat Tara https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrNH2vOkZYc Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2024 08:10 PM (n7h9X) 120
He's talking about the UH CEO assassin right?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth. at December 09, 2024 08:06 PM (D6PGr) Posted by: Eromero at December 09, 2024 08:09 PM (LHPAg) 111 Gov. Josh Shapiro: "In a civil society, we are all less safe when ideologues engage in vigilante justice. In some dark corners this killer is being hailed as a hero. Hear me on this: he is no hero." ------ Oh? Let's canvass the folk on the subway. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. ------- oops. Assumed it was Penny of whom he was speaking. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 09, 2024 08:11 PM (XeU6L) 121
I thought Shapiro was talking about Daniel Penny, who is my hero.
Posted by: Eromero at December 09, 2024 08:09 PM (LHPAg) And a lot of people's hero so not in the dark corners. The UH assassins fans are in the 'dark corners.' Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth. at December 09, 2024 08:12 PM (D6PGr) 122
Jet packs are here finally?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 09, 2024 08:12 PM (ufFY8) 123
The Germans went one better - Mistel.
Attach a Bf 109 or Fw 190 to a Ju 88 that is a flying bomb. Pilot in the fighter controls everything. Aim Ju 88 at target and detach. Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2024 08:12 PM (9rKTR) 124
I would take a biting dog over a pissed off cat any day.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 09, 2024 08:13 PM (gGMRM) 125
Jet packs have been around a long thought me. They just have no endurance.
Posted by: steevy at December 09, 2024 08:14 PM (KQk9m) 126
3-2 Sabres
A fight to stay relevant Posted by: browndog watching intently at December 09, 2024 07:41 PM (TTAGa) There you are. 3-4 Sabres now. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 09, 2024 08:14 PM (ufFY8) 127
Long time wtf is it with autocorrect?
Posted by: steevy at December 09, 2024 08:14 PM (KQk9m) 128
Yo ho ho and a bottle of brass monkey
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 09, 2024 08:16 PM (aOqEy) 129
Long time wtf is it with autocorrect?
Posted by: steevy at December 09, 2024 08:14 PM (KQk9m) Worst program ever written. I still say Musk could add to his billions by writing another program to replace it. Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth. at December 09, 2024 08:16 PM (D6PGr) 130
Shapiro was taling about Chuck Mangione's brother, Luigi. Caught him in Altoona,, PA- home of the Mallo Cup.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 09, 2024 08:16 PM (dR6yv) 131
At the end of the war some Me 262s were being accepted only in one color, usually RLM83 which if oft called simply 'green.' A lot of bloody help that is.
So, your guess is as good as anyone else since several of the key documents specifying these changes are lost. Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2024 08:09 PM (9rKTR) I'd guess with the usual German tinkering method of production they probably made do with what they could get by the end of the war more often than not. There's the old story when the USSR had a B-29 land in Russia in WWII and decided not to return it and copy it. The team put together to copy it found a strange hole under one wing and that a tunnel inside was half green and half silver and weren't sure what to do. So they just drilled a hole in the right spot and painted half and half. Later other B-29s were interened and had no holes, and one had silver inside and one green, but they kept copying the original regardless. Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2024 08:17 PM (n7h9X) 132
Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2024 08:10 PM (n7h9X)
Thanks for posting . The clear intent was to save his person. Amazing. Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth. at December 09, 2024 08:18 PM (D6PGr) 133
Sometimes autocorrect will replace my misspellings automatically, other times I have to tap or no matter what I do, autocorrect does nothing.
Mr Musk, your mission.. Posted by: Accomack at December 09, 2024 08:18 PM (MeckE) 134
Update: Some commenters are saying he could still be re-tried on the count of manslaughter 2 that was dismissed (on the motion of the prosecution) on Friday. No. Once a jury is empaneled, double jeopardy attaches. A mistrial can be retried because it's a mistrial -- no true trial occurred, as no verdict was rendered -- but once the jury is empaneled, a dismissal is a dismissal with prejudice. He's free and clear on these charges forever.
Also, he's free and clear on these facts. In other words, the prosecutors cannot take the same facts at trial here and spin out another new charge. They are barred from bringing up new charges based on the same facts if they could have brought them up in a prior trial. They cannot now say "we're charging him for aggravated battery." That charge would arise from the same facts here. They've had their bite at this particular apple, they don't get another one. They may try to find some other facts they can make charges on to persecute him, but he is now free and clear on these charges and any other charges arising from these facts. Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 09, 2024 08:19 PM (hovnC) Posted by: Blue Oyster Cult at December 09, 2024 08:19 PM (ufFY8) 136
Update to my update: I just remembered, prosecutors unfortunately can try some bullsh*t where they bring a "violation of civil rights" charge. The feds did that with the cops in the LA riots case. That was ruled not to be based on the "same facts" as the original charges were.
I don't expect them to do that but I guess they could. I imagine that Penny would try to dismiss these charges citing double jeopardy, but I don't know if the case law would be on his side. -- Ace this almost-morning Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 09, 2024 08:19 PM (hovnC) 137
Jet packs have been around a long thought me. They just have no endurance.
Posted by: steevy at December 09, 2024 08:14 PM (KQk9m) I remember seeing them in Jonny Quest and the little 2 man fan hover platforms too. And the WWI dogfight show in Chile which was in there because one of the artists loved WWI aircraft. Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2024 08:20 PM (n7h9X) 138
The USSR received 3 B-29s, one even named for Hap Arnold.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2024 08:20 PM (9rKTR) Posted by: browndog doesn't want to hang on like that at December 09, 2024 08:21 PM (TTAGa) 140
Ironman, the ultimate jet pack
Posted by: Ben Had at December 09, 2024 08:21 PM (gGMRM) Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 09, 2024 08:21 PM (ufFY8) Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 09, 2024 08:22 PM (hovnC) 143
Thanks for posting . The clear intent was to save his person. Amazing.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth. at December 09, 2024 08:18 PM (D6PGr) its a lady cat. Cats are wild ones when worked up and are quicker than a striking snake. Plot Armor of Cats https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBjYtV5zvQE Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2024 08:23 PM (n7h9X) 144
Jet pack can go for 10 minutes.
Cost is estimated at a quarter million. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 09, 2024 08:21 PM (ufFY 25,000 bucks a minute. That's some piece of tech. Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 09, 2024 08:23 PM (aOqEy) 145
Jetpacks, finally! Took them long enough.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe Huh? James Bond had one decades ago. Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 09, 2024 07:43 PM Jetpack, muthafucka! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62UjvbkZOuI Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 09, 2024 08:23 PM (Wnv9h) 146
That pyramid is looking pretty run down. I think white vinyl siding would be perfect for that.
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at December 09, 2024 08:23 PM (G3lfj) 147
I think the Red Wings have goalie issues.
Husso was brought up from Grand Rapids (not sure if he was the starter today) as a replacement. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 09, 2024 08:23 PM (ufFY8) Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 09, 2024 08:25 PM (ah1Jo) 149
102 Happy Tuesday eve to y'all and happy birthday to Elvis. Steve Cohen bought your birthday present and left it at City Field (Shea?) for you.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 09, 2024 08:05 PM (xWSTK) That money could fund the Tribe's payroll for the next 15 years. ...and fund the Pirates for the next 25 years. Posted by: browndog wants a salary cap at December 09, 2024 08:25 PM (TTAGa) 150
hmm..."Reports in Lebanon overnight Monday indicated that Israeli tanks are about 20 kilometers from Damascus, after the IDF took control of a row of villages near the border between Syria and Lebanon." Guys, 20k is bout 12.5mi.
Posted by: runner at December 09, 2024 08:25 PM (QTCRF) 151
150 hmm..."Reports in Lebanon overnight Monday indicated that Israeli tanks are about 20 kilometers from Damascus, after the IDF took control of a row of villages near the border between Syria and Lebanon." Guys, 20k is bout 12.5mi. Posted by: runner at December 09, 2024 08:25 PM (QTCRF Godspeed Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 09, 2024 08:26 PM (aOqEy) 152
Yeah, but once they are there, what are they going to do?
Posted by: runner at December 09, 2024 08:27 PM (QTCRF) 153
Maybe King Harv offers discount jet packs?
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 09, 2024 08:27 PM (mH6SG) 154
150 hmm..."Reports in Lebanon overnight Monday indicated that Israeli tanks are about 20 kilometers from Damascus, after the IDF took control of a row of villages near the border between Syria and Lebanon." Guys, 20k is bout 12.5mi.
Posted by: runner at December 09, 2024 08:25 PM (QTCRF) Roughly Buffalo to Niagara Falls ... Posted by: browndog wants a salary cap at December 09, 2024 08:27 PM (TTAGa) Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2024 08:28 PM (9rKTR) 156
152 Yeah, but once they are there, what are they going to do?
Posted by: runner at December 09, 2024 08:27 PM (QTCRF Teabag a mothafucker? Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 09, 2024 08:28 PM (aOqEy) 157
Israel once got involved in a civil war in Lebanon...hope this time it is more fruitful
Posted by: runner at December 09, 2024 08:28 PM (QTCRF) 158
Roughly Buffalo to Niagara Falls ... Posted by: browndog wants a salary cap at December 09, 2024 08:27 PM (TTAGa) ________ Niagara Falls! Slowly I turn... Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 09, 2024 08:28 PM (dxSpM) Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2024 08:29 PM (vGiQ3) 160
between Syria and Lebanon." Guys, 20k is bout 12.5mi.
I always forget how close these cities are to each other. My sense of scale is calibrated to our fifty states/North American continent. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 09, 2024 08:29 PM (ufFY8) 161
...step by step...
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 09, 2024 08:29 PM (mH6SG) 162
That money could fund the Tribe's payroll for the next 15 years.
...and fund the Pirates for the next 25 years. Posted by: browndog wants a salary cap at December 09, 2024 08:25 PM (TTAGa) I could stretch it to 30. Posted by: Bob Nutting, Pirates owner and cheap asshole at December 09, 2024 08:29 PM (dR6yv) 163
Roughly Buffalo to Niagara Falls ...
Posted by: browndog wants a salary cap at December 09, 2024 08:27 PM (TTAGa) Holland, Michigan to Sausage-tuck. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 09, 2024 08:30 PM (ufFY8) 164
The US Army tried JetPacks out. At the time they had about 90 seconds of flight time. Hard to handle.
Posted by: Common Tater at December 09, 2024 08:30 PM (UAeam) 165
I always forget how close these cities are to each other. My sense of scale is calibrated to our fifty states/North American continent.
=== same Posted by: runner at December 09, 2024 08:30 PM (QTCRF) Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 09, 2024 08:31 PM (ah1Jo) 167
That cute baby is something else. Look at that perfect skin - it's new skin unlike our ravaged and overused carapace.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, un bambino bellissimo at December 09, 2024 08:32 PM (i0xsb) 168
164 The US Army tried JetPacks out. At the time they had about 90 seconds of flight time. Hard to handle.
Posted by: Common Tater at December 09, 2024 08:30 PM (UAeam) Batteries are heavy. Can't carry a lot of gear Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 09, 2024 08:32 PM (aOqEy) 169
Meanwhile, in Tehran..
"Iran’s armed forces are locked in a fierce blame game over the fall of Syrian President Bashar Al-Assad, according to sources who spoke to The Telegraph. Within the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC), commanders are reportedly pointing fingers at one another “in angry terms” for the collapse of Assad’s regime and the resulting loss of Iranian influence in the region. “The atmosphere is like something between almost punching each other, punching the walls, yelling at each other and kicking rubbish bins..." Posted by: runner at December 09, 2024 08:32 PM (QTCRF) 170
Maybe King Harv offers discount jet packs?
Posted by: Notorious BFD ------ I just want the now-abandoned chainsaws. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 09, 2024 08:33 PM (XeU6L) 171
Best CEO shooter meme:
https://tinyurl.com/3t77xhrt PDT as the McDonald's employee that turned him in! Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 09, 2024 08:33 PM (hovnC) 172
“The atmosphere is like something between almost punching each other, punching the walls, yelling at each other and kicking rubbish bins..." Posted by: runner at December 09, 2024 08:32 PM (QTCRF) _______ So, the Islamic version of the Democratic Party. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 09, 2024 08:35 PM (dxSpM) 173
Reports in Lebanon overnight Monday indicated that Israeli tanks are about 20 kilometers from Damascus, after the IDF took control of a row of villages near the border between Syria and Lebanon." Guys, 20k is bout 12.5mi.
Posted by: runner Godspeed Posted by: AlaBAMA More correctly, wouldn't that be: 'G_dspeed'? Posted by: Tonypete at December 09, 2024 08:36 PM (WXNFJ) 174
o, the Islamic version of the Democratic Party.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 09, 2024 08:35 PM (dxSpM) Jerry Springer, Tehran. Posted by: runner at December 09, 2024 08:36 PM (QTCRF) 175
166 Increase in testicular injuries in women's sports.
Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 09, 2024 08:31 PM (ah1Jo) ---- Some wives carry husbands' balls in their handbags. If said handbag is used as a lethal weapon (remember keys, coins, lipsticks, bottles, brandy, ....) then said testes could become damaged, right? Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, le palle erano nella borsa at December 09, 2024 08:37 PM (i0xsb) 176
I always forget how close these cities are to each other. My sense of scale is calibrated to our fifty states/North American continent.
=== same Posted by: runner at December 09, 2024 08:30 PM (QTCRF) yeah the only similar calibration is Ukraine and Russia. The EU considers sending 20K men (as if) to Ukraine. The two sides have hundreds of thousands deployed there and don't even cover the east border fully, much less the north border. They'd be a drop in a bucket. Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2024 08:37 PM (n7h9X) 177
McDonalds got him.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 09, 2024 08:37 PM (WSXXo) Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2024 08:37 PM (9rKTR) 179
More intriguing , Damascus to Tehran is about 875mi.
Posted by: runner at December 09, 2024 08:37 PM (QTCRF) 180
That money could fund the Tribe's payroll for the next 15 years.
...and fund the Pirates for the next 25 years. Posted by: browndog wants a salary cap at December 09, 2024 08:25 PM (TTAGa) ---------- So true BD. We will just have to be satisfied winning more games Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 09, 2024 08:39 PM (evOaE) 181
We should make our vassal states use the Englidh System. The Metric System is totes ghey.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 09, 2024 08:40 PM (WSXXo) 182
I always forget how close these cities are to each other. My sense of scale is calibrated to our fifty states/North American continent.
=== same Posted by: runner at December 09, 2024 08:30 PM (QTCRF) All of Israel is smaller than the LA area. I was there one time for work in the Jaffa area and there was shooting on the North border not too far off. And Gaza was pretty close to the south. Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2024 08:40 PM (n7h9X) 183
Here a math problem, f16 flies at 1500mi/hr. It is 875mi from point A to Point B. How much is a genuine Persian carpet ?
Posted by: runner at December 09, 2024 08:40 PM (QTCRF) 184
with or without scorch marks and bullet holes?
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2024 08:42 PM (9rKTR) 185
Good evening, Cafe people.
Posted by: scampydog at December 09, 2024 08:42 PM (41CYW) 186
183 Here a math problem, f16 flies at 1500mi/hr. It is 875mi from point A to Point B. How much is a genuine Persian carpet ?
Posted by: runner at December 09, 2024 08:40 PM (QTCRF) $20.00 ... same as in Tehran Posted by: browndog wants a salary cap at December 09, 2024 08:43 PM (TTAGa) 187
Brand new!
Posted by: runner at December 09, 2024 08:43 PM (QTCRF) 188
183 Here a math problem, f16 flies at 1500mi/hr. It is 875mi from point A to Point B. How much is a genuine Persian carpet ?
Posted by: runner at December 09, 2024 08:40 PM (QTCRF The answer is cucumber. Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 09, 2024 08:43 PM (aOqEy) Posted by: Drowning Pool at December 09, 2024 08:43 PM (UZF0m) 190
Yeah, but once they are there, what are they going to do?
Posted by: runner at December 09, 2024 08:27 PM (QTCRF) Probably cutting direct roads from Lebanon east to Iraq and Iran where their supplies come from. The less support they get the less trouble they will be. Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2024 08:44 PM (n7h9X) 191
All of Israel is smaller than the LA area.
I was there one time for work in the Jaffa area and there was shooting on the North border not too far off. And Gaza was pretty close to the south. Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2024 08:40 PM (n7h9X) Like Laredo. Posted by: Eromero at December 09, 2024 08:44 PM (LHPAg) Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 09, 2024 08:44 PM (aOqEy) 193
83 Here a math problem, f16 flies at 1500mi/hr. It is 875mi from point A to Point B. How much is a genuine Persian carpet ?
Posted by: runner at December 09, 2024 08:40 PM (QTCRF The answer is cucumber. Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 09, 2024 08:43 PM (aOqEy) no haggling??! Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2024 08:44 PM (n7h9X) 194
Hola, Hall.
Damn, I can’t believe that y’all let me get to be the No. 1 Commentator last week. What the heck is wrong with you people? Posted by: Bulg at December 09, 2024 08:45 PM (v6JzV) 195
183 Here a math problem, f16 flies at 1500mi/hr. It is 875mi from point A to Point B. How much is a genuine Persian carpet ?
Posted by: runner at December 09, 2024 08:40 PM (QTCRF) ---------/ Since Tehran is running a (perpetual) going out of business sale there is no one answer. Totes negotiable! Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 09, 2024 08:46 PM (evOaE) 196
President Bukele says 3 trillion dollars in unmined gold in El Salvador.
https://tinyurl.com/2a2cmvvj Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 09, 2024 08:46 PM (ah1Jo) 197
wrong thread, but ELO, "Hold on Tight" is awesome.
Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at December 09, 2024 08:46 PM (iNp3L) Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 09, 2024 08:46 PM (8XYYe) 199
Her Majesty has arrived in Orlando, having abandoned me and leaving me with 11 dogs to take care of. Whatever shall I do? Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 09, 2024 08:46 PM (dxSpM) 200
yeah the only similar calibration is Ukraine and Russia. The EU considers sending 20K men (as if) to Ukraine. The two sides have hundreds of thousands deployed there and don't even cover the east border fully, much less the north border. They'd be a drop in a bucket.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2024 08:37 PM (n7h9X) That's why discussion about Russia's intent of "invading" Ukraine with 30k always seemed stupid. Russia better than anyone knows how many million would be needed for a real invasion. That was just a pressure tactic, to show Ukes that they mean business. Which they ignored. 3 years later... Posted by: runner at December 09, 2024 08:47 PM (QTCRF) 201
Here a math problem, f16 flies at 1500mi/hr. It is 875mi from point A to Point B. How much is a genuine Persian carpet ?
Posted by: runner The answer is cucumber. Posted by: AlaBAMA no haggling??! Posted by: Oldcat That's worth five cucumbers if it's worth one! Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at December 09, 2024 08:47 PM (UZF0m) 202
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Her Majesty has arrived in Orlando, having abandoned me and leaving me with 11 dogs to take care of. Whatever shall I do? Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 09, 2024 08:46 PM (dxSpM I suggest take out, beer and football. Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 09, 2024 08:47 PM (aOqEy) 203
Bulg, aim higher. Try for 500 comments
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2024 08:47 PM (9rKTR) 204
Her Majesty has arrived in Orlando, having abandoned me and leaving me with 11 dogs to take care of. Whatever shall I do?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 09, 2024 08:46 PM (dxSpM) "Who let the dogs out Who? WHo?" Posted by: runner at December 09, 2024 08:47 PM (QTCRF) 205
https://x.com/Byron_Wan/
'status/1866294802662543727 know let's out source all our critical infrastructure to Chy-Nah... What could possibly go wrong! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 09, 2024 08:48 PM (hOUT3) 206
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I seem to remember that the DoJ charged OJ with that 'civil rights' charge and that's how OJ lost all his money. Am I correct? Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, tutti avocati at December 09, 2024 08:48 PM (i0xsb) 207
Her Majesty has arrived in Orlando, having abandoned me and leaving me with 11 dogs to take care of. Whatever shall I do?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 09, 2024 08:46 PM (dxSpM) Start opening cans and throwing tennis balls Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2024 08:48 PM (n7h9X) 208
Iran strongest since 7th century, I heard here. Posted by: Auspex at December 09, 2024 08:48 PM (j4U/Z) 209
199 Turn ‘em loose on the armadillos, Hadrian. I hear they’re good eatin’.
Posted by: Bulg at December 09, 2024 08:48 PM (v6JzV) 210
I seem to remember that the DoJ charged OJ with that 'civil rights' charge and that's how OJ lost all his money. Am I correct?
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, tutti avocati at December 09, 2024 08:48 PM (i0xsb) I thought he lost his money in the civil suit. Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2024 08:48 PM (n7h9X) 211
Am I correct? Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, tutti avocati at December 09, 2024 08:48 PM (i0xsb) ________ I think the civil suit was brought by the families. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 09, 2024 08:49 PM (dxSpM) 212
Didn't they seize all OJs money? Once he lost the civil suit.
And that book deal never made it to his bank account. Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 09, 2024 08:49 PM (aOqEy) 213
I thought he lost his money in the civil suit.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2024 08:48 PM (n7h9X) He had untouchable annuity income, as well as his NFL Pension. Juice lived pretty nicely on that. Posted by: browndog wants a salary cap at December 09, 2024 08:50 PM (TTAGa) 214
In a prescient move BrownDog had the good sense to go to a high school whose sports teams were called the Preppers. How cool is that?!
YOU get a generator and YOU get a generator and everyone gets a months supply of dried food... Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 09, 2024 08:51 PM (evOaE) 215
Let your friend know that Harmeet is single. She lost both her husband and dad this year.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 09, 2024 08:51 PM (NQtI0) 216
199 Her Majesty has arrived in Orlando, having abandoned me and leaving me with 11 dogs to take care of. Whatever shall I do?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh Animal control and the ASPCA have phone numbers. Psychiatrists do, too. Posted by: Auspex at December 09, 2024 08:51 PM (j4U/Z) Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2024 08:52 PM (9rKTR) 218
Evening, Cafe patrons! Evening, Ace!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2024 08:52 PM (BUQLl) 219
I've seen that one with the little girl 'doing' karate and it is still hilarious.
Posted by: JTB at December 09, 2024 07:59 PM I'd never seen it before. I can't use X at work, so I recorded it with my phone and plan to share it with the teens. They're learning directions in Spanish and will appreciate how enthusiastic she is without understanding what she's supposed to do. ¡Duro! Posted by: NaughtyPine at December 09, 2024 08:54 PM (SrwNM) 220
That's why discussion about Russia's intent of "invading" Ukraine with 30k always seemed stupid. Russia better than anyone knows how many million would be needed for a real invasion. That was just a pressure tactic, to show Ukes that they mean business. Which they ignored. 3 years later...
Posted by: runner at December 09, 2024 08:47 PM (QTCRF) In WWII each side had about 1.5 to 2 million in that part of the front at various times. Unit densities now are much lower since everything can be seen and often hit and its best not to be worth something expensive. But yes the initial wave of the invasion was a stunt. The airborne troops almost nabbed the government but just missed. The thrust to Kiev and hanging out them allowed the militias to secure the coastal "Land Bridge" area and surround Azov in Mariopol without opposition easily. Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2024 08:54 PM (n7h9X) 221
201 Here a math problem, f16 flies at 1500mi/hr. It is 875mi from point A to Point B. How much is a genuine Persian carpet ?
---- At that supersonic speed it will probably run out of fuel in 5 minutes. So the answer is two authentic Afghans. Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, tutto vuoto at December 09, 2024 08:54 PM (i0xsb) 222
Whatever shall I do?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh -------- Switch around a couple of pictures and move some furniture around for fun times upon the return of Her Majesty? Posted by: scampydog at December 09, 2024 08:55 PM (41CYW) 223
Holland, Michigan to Sausage-tuck.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt ===== The traffic lights in Syria are probably timed better than the ones in Holland Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 09, 2024 08:55 PM (8AONa) 224
The UK, Sweden, Germany and Austria are all closing their borders to Syrians and France is considering the same action.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 09, 2024 08:55 PM (hovnC) 225
216 199 Her Majesty has arrived in Orlando, having abandoned me and leaving me with 11 dogs to take care of. Whatever shall I do?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh Tie shields to their backs, and make them all stand in a square. Instant doggy Testudo Formation. Now...about those kids down the street who threw eggs last Halloween. Posted by: Orson at December 09, 2024 08:56 PM (dIske) 226
214 In a prescient move BrownDog had the good sense to go to a high school whose sports teams were called the Preppers. How cool is that?!
YOU get a generator and YOU get a generator and everyone gets a months supply of dried food... Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 09, 2024 08:51 PM (evOaE) LOL ... I was gonna wheel that out the other day when the discussion turned towards highs school nicknames. Back when Deadspin was a good sports blog, the topic of oddball school nicknames came up. I mentioned Preppers, and a guy out of Chicago chimed in. Turned out he was a sports radio guy there, Class of '70 ... '71 I forget his name, but it shows it's a small world out there. Posted by: browndog is so glad we didn't go with Hunters or Maple Leafs at December 09, 2024 08:56 PM (TTAGa) 227
Animal control and the ASPCA have phone numbers. Psychiatrists do, too. Posted by: Auspex at December 09, 2024 08:51 PM (j4U/Z) __________ Actually they're not at all hard to take care of. Nine are in the kennel with outdoor access and just need checking on a few times a day. Diana and Dot are house dogs and have to be let out, individually, a few times a day. They all have food and water available at all times. Dutchess needs her anti-epilepsy medicine at night. That's all. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 09, 2024 08:56 PM (dxSpM) Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2024 08:57 PM (9rKTR) 229
Boom! Boom-Boom-Boom! Boom! Boom-Boom! Boom!
-- news forecast in the jungle Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 09, 2024 07:34 PM (VNX3d Hmmmm. The natives are restless tonight. Posted by: Diogenes at December 09, 2024 08:57 PM (W/lyH) 230
Her Majesty has arrived in Orlando, having abandoned me and leaving me with 11 dogs to take care of. Whatever shall I do?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Posted by: mikeski is pondering what you're pondering at December 09, 2024 08:58 PM (DgGvY) 231
Juice lived pretty nicely on that.
Posted by: browndog wants a salary cap at December 09, 2024 08:50 PM (TTAGa) He did quite a bit of time here in Neveda. Posted by: Reforger at December 09, 2024 08:59 PM (xcIvR) 232
Donald J. Trump Posts From His Truth Social @TrumpDailyPosts 1h
I am pleased to announce that Mark Paoletta will be returning as General Counsel of the Office of Management and Budget. Mark will work closely with our DOGE team to cut the size of our bloated Government bureaucracy, and root out wasteful and anti-American spending. Mark is a brilliant and tenacious lawyer, who worked tirelessly to advance my Agenda in the First Term. As OMB GC in my First Administration, Mark led the charge to identify funding to build the Southern Border Wall, and worked with then-OMB Director Russ Vought to rein in woke and weaponized Government spending. Mark is a partner at the Law Firm, Schaerr Jaffe, and a Senior Fellow at the Center for Renewing America, where he has worked alongside Russ. Mark has served as a Chief Counsel for Oversight and Investigations in Congress for a decade, and was a key lawyer in the White House Counsel’s Office to confirm Justice Clarence Thomas to the U.S. Supreme Court in 1991. Mark is a conservative warrior who knows the “ins and outs” of Government - He will help us, Make America Great Again! Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 09, 2024 08:59 PM (hovnC) 233
Hey, AOP! How art thou?
Posted by: Bulg at December 09, 2024 09:00 PM (v6JzV) 234
Donald J. Trump Posts From His Truth Social @TrumpDailyPosts 1h
I am pleased to nominate Harmeet K. Dhillon as Assistant Attorney General for Civil Rights at the U.S. Department of Justice. Throughout her career, Harmeet has stood up consistently to protect our cherished Civil Liberties, including taking on Big Tech for censoring our Free Speech, representing Christians who were prevented from praying together during COVID, and suing corporations who use woke policies to discriminate against their workers. Harmeet is one of the top Election lawyers in the Country, fighting to ensure that all, and ONLY, legal votes are counted. She is a graduate of Dartmouth College and the University of Virginia Law School, and clerked in the U.S. Fourth Circuit Court of Appeals. Harmeet is a respected member of the Sikh religious community. In her new role at the DOJ, Harmeet will be a tireless defender of our Constitutional Rights, and will enforce our Civil Rights and Election Laws FAIRLY and FIRMLY. Congratulations, Harmeet! Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 09, 2024 09:00 PM (hovnC) 235
The UK, Sweden, Germany and Austria are all closing their borders to Syrians and France is considering the same action.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 09, 2024 08:55 PM (hovnC) That's like 10 years too late dudes. Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2024 09:00 PM (n7h9X) 236
I think the cat being wrapped up simply cannot believe the indignity to which it is being subjected, cannot comprehend it, which has led to paralysis of action. For the moment.
Posted by: Paco at December 09, 2024 09:01 PM (njExo) 237
President Bukele says 3 trillion dollars in unmined gold in El Salvador.
https://tinyurl.com/2a2cmvvj Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 09, 2024 08:46 PM (ah1Jo) and people were saying bitcoin was going to be the death of that state. Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2024 09:01 PM (D7oie) 238
Congrats to Harmeet Dhillon. Our country is going to be so much better off with these capable, rational, sensible people running those crazy agencies in DC.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 09, 2024 09:03 PM (1Bh3r) 239
Congratulations, Harmeet!
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 09, 2024 09:00 PM (hovnC) Well damnnn. I didn't know Harmeet was a Dartmouth Man ... good for her. My first girlfriend was in the 1st class of women admitted to Dartmouth. I've had a soft spot for the school, and the area ever since. Posted by: browndog is so glad we didn't go with Hunters or Maple Leafs at December 09, 2024 09:04 PM (TTAGa) 240
Harmeet K. Dhillon @pnjaban 1h
I'm extremely honored by President Trump's nomination to assist with our nation's civil rights agenda. It has been my dream to be able to serve our great country, and I am so excited to be part of an incredible team of lawyers led by @PamBondi. I cannot wait to get to work! I would not be here today without my amazing mother and brother's support, and my beloved father Tejpal and husband Sarv, who did not live to see this day. I hope I will honor their memories, with God's grace. DC_Draino @DC_Draino 43m YES!! Harmeet is going to be an incredible DOJ Prosecutor When Covid tyranny took over America, few stood up for the Constitution And even fewer won those cases in court Harmeet is the best civil rights attorney in the US and now she will defend our civil rights at the DOJ Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 09, 2024 09:04 PM (hovnC) 241
I think the cat being wrapped up simply cannot believe the indignity to which it is being subjected, cannot comprehend it, which has led to paralysis of action. For the moment.
Posted by: Paco at December 09, 2024 09:01 PM (njExo) The kitty burrito has powers to soothe the savage cat. Sometimes its the only way to give a pill or try and cut a mat solo. Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2024 09:04 PM (n7h9X) 242
WTF!!!???
I bought a dozen eggs two weeks ago and they were$3.29. Today a dozen was $5.91. And Costco was out! Posted by: Diogenes at December 09, 2024 09:04 PM (W/lyH) 243
238 Congrats to Harmeet Dhillon. Our country is going to be so much better off with these capable, rational, sensible people running those crazy agencies in DC.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 09, 2024 09:03 PM (1Bh3r Literally adults back in charge. No more transgender generals. Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 09, 2024 09:04 PM (aOqEy) Posted by: browndog expecting the worst at December 09, 2024 09:05 PM (TTAGa) 245
He did quite a bit of time here in Neveda.
Posted by: Reforger at December 09, 2024 08:59 PM (xcIvR) --------- And by "did time" you refer to his prison sentence, correct? Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 09, 2024 09:05 PM (1Bh3r) 246
The traffic lights in Syria are probably timed better than the ones in Holland
Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 09, 2024 08:55 PM (8AONa) LOL. Actually, the lights on US 31 through town are timed perfectly at about 50mph. The handful of lights in downtown seem random. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 09, 2024 09:05 PM (ufFY8) 247
Boom! Boom-Boom-Boom! Boom! Boom-Boom! Boom! -- news forecast in the jungle Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 09, 2024 07:34 PM (VNX3d ---- Beware when drums stop! Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, un bel fuoco di violini at December 09, 2024 09:06 PM (i0xsb) 248
3rd period underway:
Sabres 5 - Wings 3 #noleadissafe Posted by: browndog expecting the worst at December 09, 2024 09:05 PM (TTAGa) Yeah, but Red Wings, so... Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 09, 2024 09:06 PM (ufFY8) 249
247
Boom! Boom-Boom-Boom! Boom! Boom-Boom! Boom! -- news forecast in the jungle Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 09, 2024 07:34 PM (VNX3d ---- Beware when drums stop! Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, un bel fuoco di violini at December 09, 2024 09:06 PM (i0xsb) ... fool of a Took !!! Posted by: Gandalf The Grey at December 09, 2024 09:07 PM (TTAGa) 250
Actually, the lights on US 31 through town are timed perfectly at about 50mph.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt So is the speed limit 55 or 35? Posted by: mikeski at December 09, 2024 09:07 PM (DgGvY) 251
Two in the sin bin.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 09, 2024 09:08 PM (ufFY8) 252
Harmeet is an excellent choice.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2024 09:08 PM (W6hoT) 253
At that supersonic speed it will probably run out of fuel in 5 minutes. So the answer is two authentic Afghans.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, tutto vuoto Male or female? Posted by: FeatherBlade at December 09, 2024 09:08 PM (hB7mE) 254
Harmeet Dhillon went to Dartmouth? I did not know that. It was the last Ivy to fall to the Left, under President Wright sadly.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 09, 2024 09:08 PM (1Bh3r) 255
Ah, memories of US-31…
Posted by: Bulg at December 09, 2024 09:09 PM (v6JzV) 256
And by "did time" you refer to his prison sentence, correct?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 09, 2024 09:05 PM (1Bh3r) Yeah. Posted by: Reforger at December 09, 2024 09:11 PM (xcIvR) 257
President Bukele says 3 trillion dollars in unmined gold in El Salvador.
https://tinyurl.com/2a2cmvvj Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 09, 2024 08:46 PM (ah1Jo) The real question is, how much could be mined? From his speech, it seems the former government had a ban on mining, that he seeks to repeal. Might be a land of opportunity. I'd consider working there, for the right kind of money. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2024 09:11 PM (BUQLl) 258
>>My first girlfriend was in the 1st class of women admitted to Dartmouth. I've had a soft spot for the school, and the area ever since.
Spent a lot of time in the area. My folks farm wasn't far away in VT. Pretty country. Posted by: JackStraw at December 09, 2024 09:12 PM (LkLld) 259
247
Boom! Boom-Boom-Boom! Boom! Boom-Boom! Boom! -- news forecast in the jungle Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 09, 2024 07:34 PM (VNX3d ---- Beware when drums stop! Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, un bel fuoco di violini at December 09, 2024 09:06 PM (i0xsb) Maybe they're safari away, we'll never catch 'em! Posted by: Curly Howard at December 09, 2024 09:13 PM (Aqu9a) 260
Hey, AOP! How art thou?
Posted by: Bulg at December 09, 2024 09:00 PM (v6JzV) I am well. All set to hit the the southbound highway for Arizona tomorrow. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2024 09:15 PM (BUQLl) 261
The real question is, how much could be mined? From his speech, it seems the former government had a ban on mining, that he seeks to repeal. Might be a land of opportunity.
I'd consider working there, for the right kind of money. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2024 09:11 PM (BUQLl) Butch Cassidy: It's paradise Sundance ... all that gold and silver ... and no police. Sundance: You just keep on thinkin' Butch, that's what you're good at. Etta (a bit later): I'll go, but I'm not gonna watch you die ... Posted by: William Goldman at December 09, 2024 09:15 PM (TTAGa) 262
Rangers loosing 2-1 to Blackhawks. If Rangers lose, I expect front office fireworks tomorrow.
Posted by: Archer at December 09, 2024 09:17 PM (IDphi) 263
So is the speed limit 55 or 35?
Posted by: mikeski at December 09, 2024 09:07 PM (DgGvY) US 31 is a divided, limited access higheay, so at least 50mph limit. Idiots go 70 and have to screech to a stop at the lights. I-196 business through town is 30-35mph, with no light timing I can discern. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 09, 2024 09:17 PM (ufFY8) 264
Spent a lot of time in the area. My folks farm wasn't far away in VT. Pretty country.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 09, 2024 09:12 PM (LkLld) My favorite spot in the USA ... Posted by: browndog loves a good Winter Carnival at December 09, 2024 09:17 PM (TTAGa) 265
Detroit pissed away the power play.
Sigh. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 09, 2024 09:17 PM (ufFY8) 266
Congratulations, Harmeet!
Posted by: andycanuck You know, this Trump fella is doing this racist, sexist Conservative thing all wrong!! Posted by: Tonypete at December 09, 2024 09:17 PM (WXNFJ) 267
That's worth five cucumbers if it's worth one!
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at December 09, 2024 08:47 PM (UZF0m) Are cucumbers in Z_2 or Z_4? Posted by: Emmie at December 09, 2024 09:17 PM (Sf2cq) 268
Etta (a bit later): I'll go, but I'm not gonna watch you die ...
Posted by: William Goldman at December 09, 2024 09:15 PM (TTAGa) Well, I hear President Bukele has made El Salvador one of the safest countries in Central America. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2024 09:18 PM (BUQLl) 269
260 Good to hear! Safe travels!
Posted by: Bulg at December 09, 2024 09:19 PM (v6JzV) 270
265 Detroit pissed away the power play.
Sigh. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 09, 2024 09:17 PM (ufFY Which is surprising, as it's the one thing they've done well at this season. Posted by: browndog loves a good Winter Carnival at December 09, 2024 09:19 PM (TTAGa) 271
In the early 50s, The Pirates had a $24,000 infield. All four positions were filled with 4 guys making the Major League minimum of $6,000. The only star they had was Ralph Kiner.
Posted by: Forbes Field at December 09, 2024 09:20 PM (G5+As) 272
Good thing the Repel-a-Ray in that pyramid is still working, or the Moon might come crashing down on Earth!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2024 09:20 PM (BUQLl) 273
I have a lot of favorite spots in the USA. One of the best is New Mexico, just along the Colorado line, near Chama. Just gorgeous.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 09, 2024 09:20 PM (FnTY2) 274
Howdy Cafe dwellers!
Posted by: Doof at December 09, 2024 09:20 PM (SMsfJ) 275
Which is surprising, as it's the one thing they've done well at this season.
Posted by: browndog loves a good Winter Carnival at December 09, 2024 09:19 PM (TTAGa) With Larkin, DeBrincat, Raymond and Kane, they should have some goal scoring power. Theoretically. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 09, 2024 09:21 PM (ufFY8) 276
>>Rangers loosing 2-1 to Blackhawks. If Rangers lose, I expect front office fireworks tomorrow.
It's amazing how fast a team can lose the plot. Building a team is always more than just buying talent. Posted by: JackStraw at December 09, 2024 09:21 PM (LkLld) 277
Rangers getting booed at MSG
Posted by: Archer at December 09, 2024 09:22 PM (IDphi) Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 09, 2024 09:22 PM (ufFY8) 279
243 238 Congrats to Harmeet Dhillon. Our country is going to be so much better off with these capable, rational, sensible people running those crazy agencies in DC.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 09, 2024 09:03 PM (1Bh3r Literally adults back in charge. No more transgender generals. Posted by: AlaBAMA ------------ Trump is “never” around any “strong and intelligent women.” Idiot Mark Cuban Posted by: scampydog at December 09, 2024 09:22 PM (41CYW) 280
It's amazing how fast a team can lose the plot. Building a team is always more than just buying talent.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 09, 2024 09:21 PM (LkLld) And then there's Vegas ... ***sigh*** Posted by: browndog loves a good Winter Carnival at December 09, 2024 09:23 PM (TTAGa) 281
Sam Brinson and Dick Levine are/were the face of the Bribe'em administration
Posted by: Ben Had at December 09, 2024 09:24 PM (gGMRM) Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 09, 2024 09:24 PM (ufFY8) 283
278 Ok, 4-5.
Copp, the dark horse. Two goals. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 09, 2024 09:22 PM (ufFY Last time they played, it was a nailbiter with Kaner missing a wide open net with just a few seconds left in the game. I was there ... Posted by: browndog loves a good Winter Carnival at December 09, 2024 09:25 PM (TTAGa) 284
Idiot Mark Cuban
--------- You are so polite. I thought his name was stupid douchebag Mark Cuban. Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 09, 2024 09:25 PM (uqTQ6) Posted by: browndog loves a good Winter Carnival at December 09, 2024 09:27 PM (TTAGa) 286
This Ranger group never got over the hump.
Devils got themselves an NHL goalie and are no longer a joke. I tuned into WGR for Bills talk and got a rant about the 3rd world management of the Sabres. Posted by: Accomack at December 09, 2024 09:28 PM (aHqhe) 287
WTF!!!???
I bought a dozen eggs two weeks ago and they were$3.29. Today a dozen was $5.91. And Costco was out! Posted by: Diogenes at December 09, 2024 09:04 PM When I bought eggs last week, it was cheaper to buy a 30-count package of medium eggs (a little more than $7.89) than anything else. Kroger sent me a free dozen coupon in the mail. (Yes, mail. The corporation thinks I may be somewhat older than 29.) It's like getting a free gold ingot. Posted by: NaughtyPine at December 09, 2024 09:28 PM (SrwNM) 288
274 Food!
Posted by: Bulg at December 09, 2024 09:29 PM (v6JzV) 289
I tuned into WGR for Bills talk and got a rant about the 3rd world management of the Sabres.
Posted by: Accomack at December 09, 2024 09:28 PM (aHqhe) ...'tis a puzzlement Posted by: browndog loves a good Winter Carnival at December 09, 2024 09:29 PM (TTAGa) 290
83 I've seen that one with the little girl 'doing' karate and it is still hilarious.
Posted by: JTB at December 09, 2024 07:59 PM (yTvNw) ---- Did I miss one? Which one are you alluding to? Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i bambini sono sempre belli at December 09, 2024 09:30 PM (i0xsb) Posted by: Doof at December 09, 2024 09:30 PM (SMsfJ) 292
Tie.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 09, 2024 09:30 PM (ufFY8) Posted by: browndog loves a good Winter Carnival at December 09, 2024 09:31 PM (TTAGa) 294
Announcer saud he could hear the crossbar from the announcer's booth.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 09, 2024 09:31 PM (ufFY8) 295
Damn. The cowboys suck.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 09, 2024 09:31 PM (/eUJf) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 09, 2024 09:31 PM (dxSpM) Posted by: browndog loves a good Winter Carnival at December 09, 2024 09:32 PM (TTAGa) 298
Detroit has a guy named Edmonton.
It was a bitch listening when they played Edmonton last fortnight. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 09, 2024 09:32 PM (ufFY8) 299
Doof!
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 09, 2024 09:33 PM (mH6SG) 300
295 Damn. The cowboys suck.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 09, 2024 09:31 PM (/eUJf Decades of suck. They make other teams that suck look like champions. It's a curse. Jerry Jones sold his soul to the debil Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 09, 2024 09:33 PM (aOqEy) 301
BJ's had 18 large eggs for 6$. It was worth the gas to go to Millsboro, De.
Walmart isn't cheaper than Food Lion or the store on the island. Posted by: Accomack at December 09, 2024 09:34 PM (DJPFk) Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 09, 2024 09:34 PM (ufFY8) 303
It's a curse. Jerry Jones sold his soul to the debil
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 09, 2024 09:33 PM (aOqEy) ----------- The personnel he cares most about is the cheerleader roster Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 09, 2024 09:35 PM (tSxCg) 304
I kind of want to ride over the asphalt just to hear the weirdness. https://tinyurl.com/3bt62fhp
Posted by: NaughtyPine at December 09, 2024 09:35 PM (SrwNM) 305
That's right. Bungles vs Cowboys tonight.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 09, 2024 09:35 PM (dR6yv) 306
302 Yep. Penalty.
Appropriate call, dammit. Now I am praying for one point. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 09, 2024 09:34 PM (ufFY And as good as the Wings have been on the power play, the Sabres have been equally bad with the man advantage. I don't like our chances in OT, or the Shoot Out Posted by: browndog loves a good Winter Carnival at December 09, 2024 09:35 PM (TTAGa) 307
BJ's had 18 large eggs for 6$. It was worth the gas to go to Millsboro, De.
Walmart isn't cheaper than Food Lion or the store on the island. Posted by: Accomack at December 09, 2024 09:34 PM (DJPFk Our retarded State of Whitchmer passed a law requiring retailers to sell "cage-free" eggs, starting Jan 1. Lovely. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 09, 2024 09:36 PM (ufFY8) Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 09, 2024 09:39 PM (ufFY8) 309
So someone gets a "loser point" tonight.
The Boos will be loud and long if the Sabres lose this game ... Posted by: browndog loves a good Winter Carnival at December 09, 2024 09:39 PM (TTAGa) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 09, 2024 09:39 PM (dxSpM) 311
Our retarded State of Whitchmer passed a law requiring retailers to sell "cage-free" eggs, starting Jan 1.
Lovely. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 09, 2024 09:36 PM WHAT?!?!? I didn't think I could hate those damned Michiganders any more than I already did. (I am a Michiganian aka MichiGAINZian!!) Posted by: NaughtyPine at December 09, 2024 09:42 PM (SrwNM) 312
HOLY SHIT!!
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 09, 2024 09:44 PM (ufFY8) 313
He hit the fuqing post ...
Posted by: browndog loves a good Winter Carnival at December 09, 2024 09:44 PM (TTAGa) 314
crazy action ...
Posted by: browndog loves a good Winter Carnival at December 09, 2024 09:45 PM (TTAGa) 315
No gas.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 09, 2024 09:45 PM (ufFY8) 316
Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok Stunning and brave Tiktoker films himself throwing Melania’s book into a garbage can at @target . Why do they always look like this? https://tinyurl.com/42nrh45p Posted by: Mister Ghost at December 09, 2024 09:45 PM (TGPs7) 317
>>> Today is Elvis' 8th birthday.
~~~~~ Whiskey's 8th birthday is a week from tomorrow. He'll get a bone-shaped meatloaf. What did you get Elvis? Posted by: IrishEi at December 09, 2024 09:46 PM (3ImbR) 318
Now for the gay shootout.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 09, 2024 09:46 PM (ufFY8) 319
Here's a joke: Dallas family court. The judge asks the kid - where do you want to live?
The kid says, "not my dad, he beats me" The judge then asks, how about your mom? "No! She beats me too!" So the judge has to ask, where WOULD you like to live? "How about Jerry Jones' place? He doesn't beat anybody" Posted by: gKWVE at December 09, 2024 09:47 PM (gKWVE) Posted by: browndog hates shoot outs at December 09, 2024 09:47 PM (TTAGa) 321
The UK, Sweden, Germany and Austria are all closing their borders to Syrians and France is considering the same action.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) ------ That's like 10 years too late dudes. Posted by: Oldcat What really clamps my gonads in a vice is the knowledge that these assho3l countries would not open their arms for U.S. citizens fleeing from donk socialist cleansing pograms. We bailed these sh!tbags out twice in the 20th century, and they won't lift a finger to help Deplorable Garbage People the elite progs dislike. Posted by: BifBewalski at December 09, 2024 09:48 PM (MsrgL) 322
I bought some "smoked lasagna" made with ricotta cheese at the supermarket in Drumheller. Sad to say, it wasn't very good at all. Dog is loving it, though.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2024 09:48 PM (BUQLl) 323
WHAT?!?!?
I didn't think I could hate those damned Michiganders any more than I already did. (I am a Michiganian aka MichiGAINZian!!) Yeah. Cage free eggs are required. They are bragging about following CA and WA in this bullshit. Not a Michigander??!? Lol. Goodbye Eggland's Best Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 09, 2024 09:49 PM (ufFY8) Posted by: browndog hates shoot outs at December 09, 2024 09:49 PM (TTAGa) 325
If the UK, Sweden, Germany, Austria, and France won't take them, that leaves one place. Is that TPTB's plan?
Posted by: davidt at December 09, 2024 09:51 PM (i0F8b) Posted by: browndog hates shoot outs at December 09, 2024 09:51 PM (TTAGa) Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 09, 2024 09:51 PM (ufFY8) 328
We bailed these sh!tbags out twice in the 20th century __________ "We think you are all despicable, but we condescend to allow you to die on our behalf." Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 09, 2024 09:51 PM (dxSpM) 329
No point keeping eggs in cages, anyway. They don't walk much.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2024 09:52 PM (BUQLl) 330
Sabres will get the next team.
Certainly overdue for one at 0-4-3... This was Detroit's seventh one goal game. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 09, 2024 09:53 PM (ufFY8) 331
>>Whiskey's 8th birthday is a week from tomorrow. He'll get a bone-shaped meatloaf. What did you get Elvis?
Beef and cheese filled bone, no-hide bones, sausages and a nice long walk. Posted by: JackStraw at December 09, 2024 09:53 PM (LkLld) 332
Hello, Mr Peon!
You in the road? Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 09, 2024 09:56 PM (CkL1Y) 333
*ON the road.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 09, 2024 09:56 PM (CkL1Y) 334
Now to watch the Cowboy's purgatorial suffering...
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 09, 2024 09:57 PM (ufFY8) 335
Happy birthday to Elvis!
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 09, 2024 09:57 PM (CkL1Y) 336
Hello, Mr Peon!
You in the road? Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 09, 2024 09:56 PM (CkL1Y) Tomorrow morning, hopefully early. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2024 09:58 PM (BUQLl) 337
The Cowboy's quarterback yells "Here we go!" just before the ball is snapped.
And, Hockey announcers >>> football commentators Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 09, 2024 09:59 PM (ufFY8) 338
Not a Michigander??!? Lol.
Goodbye Eggland's Best Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 09, 2024 09:49 PM The Ohio dude at the Frostbitten Convention must have had a crystal ball to see Whitless and her crew when he called us "Michiganders" as an insult: Female geese who are noisy, shit all over everything, and will migrate to other states after the environment is no longer to their liking. Posted by: NaughtyPine at December 09, 2024 10:01 PM (SrwNM) 339
NOOD
Posted by: NaughtyPine at December 09, 2024 10:03 PM (SrwNM) Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2024 12:26 AM (fwDg9) 341
There should never be a pardon allowed for crimes against humanity
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