<i><font color="red">Verdict: Daniel Penny Is Not Guilty of Anything</i></font>

Verdict: Daniel Penny Is Not Guilty of Anything

Update: Some commenters are saying he could still be re-tried on the count of manslaughter 2 that was dismissed (on the motion of the prosecution) on Friday. No. Once a jury is empaneled, double jeopardy attaches. A mistrial can be retried because it's a mistrial -- no true trial occurred, as no verdict was rendered -- but once the jury is empaneled, a dismissal is a dismissal with prejudice. He's free and clear on these charges forever.

Also, he's free and clear on these facts. In other words, the prosecutors cannot take the same facts at trial here and spin out another new charge. They are barred from bringing up new charges based on the same facts if they could have brought them up in a prior trial. They cannot now say "we're charging him for aggravated battery." That charge would arise from the same facts here. They've had their bite at this particular apple, they don't get another one.

They may try to find some other facts they can make charges on to persecute him, but he is now free and clear on these charges and any other charges arising from these facts.

Update to my update: I just remembered, prosecutors unfortunately can try some bullsh*t where they bring a "violation of civil rights" charge. The feds did that with the cops in the LA riots case. That was ruled not to be based on the "same facts" as the original charges were.

I don't expect them to do that but I guess they could. I imagine that Penny would try to dismiss these charges citing double jeopardy, but I don't know if the case law would be on his side.

We still need investigations into the prosecutors and into New York's predatory "justice" system.

The scumbag thug rent-a-protester BLM crowd are screaming threats at him, including the promise that he will never know peace. That is, he'll be hunted on the streets.

🚨 UPDATE: Daniel Penny reportedly “smiled for the first time” after being acquitted today in his trial

This has taken a MASSIVE emotional toll on him, as you can imagine.

Now it’s time for retribution! pic.twitter.com/lsBL6kghfu
— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) December 9, 2024

BREAKING: Daniel Penny found not guilty of criminally negligent homicide. Protests erupt outside of courthouse in reaction to the verdict. pic.twitter.com/rWMKPWfMEj
— Fox News (@FoxNews) December 9, 2024

Jordan Neely's "father," who abandoned him as an infant to spend more time with his drugs, claims he's going to sue Penny. Below, he pretends to know his son's name.

Screaming heard outside the Manhattan courthouse as Jordan Neely's father — who's now suing Daniel Penny — says he misses his son.

Jordan Neely was literally homeless and had 42 arrests. pic.twitter.com/uVVtwSBWP1
— johnny maga (@_johnnymaga) December 9, 2024

More: This is what the NYC subways are like. Content warning -- it's a bum lying on the seats pissing freely on to the subway floor.

Bluesky Libs react to Daniel Penny’s not guilty verdict with calls to defund the police and murder Penny and other white men. pic.twitter.com/4mNgcho6jK
— Bluesky Libs (@BlueskyLibs) December 9, 2024

Posted by: Ace at 12:02 PM

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1 Ahem

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 09, 2024 12:04 PM (/2t4s)

2 Good!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 09, 2024 12:04 PM (QGaXH)

3 Winning.
I forgot what it felt like.

I give it two thumbs up.

Posted by: 29Victor at December 09, 2024 12:05 PM (TL7UX)

4 Rats! Almost bagged a first.....

Congrats Commish!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 09, 2024 12:05 PM (QGaXH)

5 Great news.

Posted by: Redenzo at December 09, 2024 12:05 PM (gVcBL)

6 Excellent

Posted by: steevy at December 09, 2024 12:05 PM (KQk9m)

7 Hallelujah !!

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2024 12:05 PM (QTCRF)

8 Now be careful. What this lunatic judge did was utterly unprecedented, by 'dismissing' a charge that was deadlocked.

My understanding is that because he dismissed it WITHOUT PREJUDICE, theoretically the prosecutor could file the same charge again and drag him into court again.

Or file charges and require him to spend tens of thousands more on lawyers to fight it to get it actually dismissed with prejudice.

Remember, the process is the punishment.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at December 09, 2024 12:06 PM (setIA)

9
Now release Chauvin for the George Floyd political prosecution.

Posted by: Auspex at December 09, 2024 12:06 PM (j4U/Z)

10 Look at all the women getting their panties wet over the Untied Health Care murderer but not Daniel Penny. Says a lot.

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 09, 2024 12:06 PM (szMU5)

11 The scumbag thug rent-a-protester BLM crowd are screaming threats at him, including the promise that he will never know peace. That is, he'll be hunted on the streets.
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The acquittals will continue until attitudes improve.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 09, 2024 12:06 PM (RIvkX)

12 Really wish I was less of a pessimist because there's a lot of good shit happening.

Posted by: From about That Time at December 09, 2024 12:06 PM (4780s)

13 The scumbag thug rent-a-protester BLM crowd are screaming threats at him, including the promise that he will never know peace. That is, he'll be hunted on the streets.

==

They don't know what time it is. They will find out after 1/20/2025.

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2024 12:07 PM (QTCRF)

14 Now release Chauvin for the George Floyd political prosecution.

==

that would be line a nuke

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2024 12:07 PM (QTCRF)

15 Although this seems to fuel the reports that Juror Double Mask was the only holdout for guilty.

It's so odd.

There's zero logical consistency for holding out for guilty on the greater charge and yet finding not guilty on the lesser charge, if you were actually looking at evidence and not just a leftist NPC.

Particularly with how fast they came back with this verdict.

Seems like the judge's ridiculous shenanigans with basically demanding a guilty verdict was too much even for Juror Double Mask.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at December 09, 2024 12:07 PM (setIA)

16 They don't know what time it is. They will find out after 1/20/2025.
Posted by: runner at December 09, 2024 12:07 PM (QTCRF)

Or, for Dan to move to a CCW state. Nothing ruins a rioters day like two to the chest for rushing an armed citizen.

Rittenhouse showed us the way...

Posted by: Pinochet Flight Attendant at December 09, 2024 12:08 PM (zL/eJ)

17 Justice! Peace!

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 09, 2024 12:09 PM (QSrLX)

18 I sure hope there's a price for New York to pay for deciding that the state is no longer interested in "justice" and has instead decided on kangaroo courts all the way around. I'm very pleased Penny was found not guilty, but he should have never been charged.

Posted by: Crusader at December 09, 2024 12:09 PM (TN0g+)

19 GOT is great! Praise Him with great praise.
Amen

Posted by: Eromero at December 09, 2024 12:09 PM (jgmnb)

20 Penny should move to rural TX. He'd be among friends here.

Posted by: Scarymary at December 09, 2024 12:09 PM (F2xQR)

21 He always should have been commended, not put at risk of conviction. Seems the entire prosecutor's office starting at the top should be the ones to do hard time.

Posted by: jim (in hospital in Kalifornia) at December 09, 2024 12:10 PM (SSBCb)

22 How does the city/borough government work? If the mayor says "we are dropping these charges", does the prosecutor have to? What is the power structure?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 09, 2024 12:10 PM (VoAdT)

23 The verdict I would think is also thanks in part to the Trump effect.

Antifa, BLM, the radical green eco-terrorists and SJP need to be dismantled by Kash Patel, the way the FBI of old dismantled the first Democrat terror group the KKK.

Go after the sources/soroses of money.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2024 12:10 PM (x0n13)

24 Jordan Neely's "father," who abandoned him as an infant to spend more time with his drugs, claims he's going to sue Penny. Below, he pretends to know his son's nam

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he can go and fuck right off

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2024 12:10 PM (QTCRF)

25 Juror double mask should have never been a juror. Whenever I spot a mask wearer these days I know in advance "something ain't quite right with this one".

Posted by: Crusader at December 09, 2024 12:10 PM (TN0g+)

26 Awesome news.

Good way to start the week.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2024 12:11 PM (vGiQ3)

27 Allow me to reintroduce myself

I'm ready for my pardon, Mr. President

Posted by: Jaz-Z at December 09, 2024 12:11 PM (fVbgz)

28 I think the left is quickly reverting to their burn down cities and murder people default that gets tamped down when their in power or during elections. I wonder if the left's money men will ever be afraid of their monster.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 09, 2024 12:11 PM (Y6IkP)

29 Is Daniel a NY native ?

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2024 12:11 PM (QTCRF)

30 Got's brother God is a pretty woke dude also.

Posted by: From about That Time at December 09, 2024 12:11 PM (4780s)

31 >>>More: This is what the NYC subways are like. Content warning -- it's a bum lying on the seats pissing freely on to the subway floor.

sheeeit, when you gotta go you gotta go.

Also, we need to keep in mind that the subway is likely that mans home. And we all pee in our homes, right? So what's the problem?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 09, 2024 12:12 PM (uCjyK)

32 Cool! The Flaming Skull appears!

Still smiling....ever since Nov. 5....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 09, 2024 12:12 PM (QGaXH)

33 27 Allow me to reintroduce myself

I'm ready for my pardon, Mr. President
************

Mo money mo pardons, Mr President

if you know what I mean

Posted by: P Diddy at December 09, 2024 12:12 PM (fVbgz)

34 8 My understanding is that because he dismissed it WITHOUT PREJUDICE, theoretically the prosecutor could file the same charge again and drag him into court again.
Posted by: DudeAbiding at December 09, 2024 12:06 PM (setIA)

It was with prejudice. The prosecution didn't want the jury to know that during deliberations on the lesser charge.

Posted by: tankdemon at December 09, 2024 12:12 PM (ASQsH)

35 >>>My understanding is that because he dismissed it WITHOUT PREJUDICE, theoretically the prosecutor could file the same charge again and drag him into court again.

No. Once a jury is empaneled, a charge cannot be dismissed except with prejudice, just to avoid the endless cycle you're talking about. "Double jeopardy attaches."

He's free (at least from these charges).

Posted by: ace at December 09, 2024 12:13 PM (KRtlO)

36 Base, I meant base dude. Such an idiot I am. (Roberto Devin cents and me).

Posted by: From about That Time at December 09, 2024 12:13 PM (4780s)

37 30 Got's brother God is a pretty woke dude also.
Posted by: From about That Time at December 09, 2024 12:11 PM (4780s
Fingers all frisking like a dog on a cold morning. Happy .

Posted by: Eromero at December 09, 2024 12:13 PM (jgmnb)

38 22 How does the city/borough government work? If the mayor says "we are dropping these charges", does the prosecutor have to? What is the power structure?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 09, 2024 12:10 PM (VoAdT)

How does a Mayor have power over a DA to demand/order he press charges? I don't think it's the mayor's purview.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2024 12:13 PM (x0n13)

39 >>>Although this seems to fuel the reports that Juror Double Mask was the only holdout for guilty.

Huh, I didn't hear that.

Posted by: ace at December 09, 2024 12:13 PM (KRtlO)

40 Dude needs reparations, now. And civil liability for prosecutors.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 09, 2024 12:13 PM (i24o9)

41 22 How does the city/borough government work? If the mayor says "we are dropping these charges", does the prosecutor have to? What is the power structure?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 09, 2024 12:10 PM (VoAdT)

The mayor has no (official) power in the judicial system. Prosecutors and judges are elected, so there is obviously some unofficial political power that can be used.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 09, 2024 12:13 PM (uCjyK)

42 I live in the South Bronx. I'm happy to call in an air strike on my own position, just so long as it hits Manhattan.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 09, 2024 12:14 PM (Gqoy+)

43 Oh, hell, yes! Common sense breaking out in the Big Apple - whodathunkit?

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at December 09, 2024 12:14 PM (v23vE)

44 33 27 Allow me to reintroduce myself

I'm ready for my pardon, Mr. President
Posted by: Jay-Z at December 09, 2024 12:11 PM

Mo money mo pardons, Mr President

if you know what I mean
Posted by: P Diddy at December 09, 2024 12:12 PM

I can vouch for both of these fine men, Dad.

Truly deserving of pardons.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at December 09, 2024 12:14 PM (fVbgz)

45 Everyone who supported Neely should be assaulted by thugs just like him while everyone just looks on.

Posted by: Eternity Matters at December 09, 2024 12:15 PM (qISOO)

46 Joy Reid will be "Must Watch TV" today.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 09, 2024 12:15 PM (PiwSw)

47 I’m doing the Michael Jackson “Thriller” dance and freebasing in Jordan Neely’s memory and as a tribute to his Father of the Year.

Posted by: Vengeance at December 09, 2024 12:15 PM (y7epx)

48
Just in time for my brief return to visit the last remaining relatives.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2024 12:16 PM (x0n13)

49 Penny should move out of NYC, come to Texas, Florida...hang out with normies.

Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at December 09, 2024 12:16 PM (DJ7uY)

50 Devincenzo (sp?). Argentinean golfer.
I really have to glance up before hitting post.

Posted by: From about That Time at December 09, 2024 12:17 PM (4780s)

51 Two! TWO Flaming Skulls!! Vonderful! I love eet!

A-HA, Ha, Ha, HAAA!!!!

Posted by: The Count at December 09, 2024 12:17 PM (LxER7)

52 NY Post headline:

Penny saved

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 09, 2024 12:17 PM (C8u8d)

53 45 Everyone who supported Neely should be assaulted by thugs just like him while everyone just looks on.
Posted by: Eternity Matters at December 09, 2024 12:15 PM (qISOO)

Check the Morning Report for the comedic tale of the Defund the Police asshole bitching about cops who won't help her after she was robbed.

Gold Jerry.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2024 12:17 PM (x0n13)

54
Update: Some commenters are saying he could still be re-tried on the count of manslaughter 2 that was dismissed (on the motion of the prosecution) on Friday. No. Once a jury is empaneled, double jeopardy attaches. A mistrial can be retried because it's a mistrial -- no true trial occurred, as no verdict was rendered -- but once the jury is empaneled, a dismissal is a dismissal with prejudice. He's free and clear on these charges forever.

Also, he's free and clear on these facts. In other words, the prosecutors cannot take the same facts at trial here and spin out another new charge. They are barred from bringing up new charges based on the same facts if they could have brought them up in a prior trial.

They may try to find some other facts they can make charges on to persecute him, but he is now free and clear on these charges and any other charges arising from these facts.

Posted by: ace at December 09, 2024 12:17 PM (KRtlO)

55 Woah Neely

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 09, 2024 12:18 PM (63Dwl)

56 I hope Penny moonwalked out of the Court.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2024 12:18 PM (vGiQ3)

57 52 NY Post headline:

Penny saved
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 09, 2024 12:17 PM (C8u8d)

Well done, but it still won't outdo Ike Beats Tina to Death.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2024 12:18 PM (x0n13)

58
Prolly too cold for riots to break out today...

Posted by: Auspex at December 09, 2024 12:18 PM (j4U/Z)

59 >>>Bluesky Libs react

Bring it, shitheads.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 09, 2024 12:18 PM (i24o9)

60 Regarding the charge, you could say Daniel Penny, um, Beat It.

Posted by: one hour sober at December 09, 2024 12:19 PM (Y1sOo)

61 Common sense breaking out in the Big Apple - whodathunkit?

Based on the voting for Trump in NYC, and the number of black males I've seen on various social media criticizing Penny's charges, it was not a complete surprise. People may simply have finally connected the dots as to what causes crime.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 09, 2024 12:19 PM (xCA6C)

62 This is good.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at December 09, 2024 12:20 PM (7gFa4)

63 @57 JJ, still think Headless Body in Topless Bar sets the gold standard

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 09, 2024 12:20 PM (C8u8d)

64 Why was Blowjob Blasey afforded a platform to impugn and sully the reputation of an associate supreme court justice?

Unsubstantiated allegations from 40 years ago, a mere accusation is enough to ruin someone’s life.

This is what Leftists have wrought in society. No due process. No right to face accuser. No presumption of innocence. The state must not prove guilt, it is up to the accused to prove innocence.

This is a reversion to the mean. Retardation. Brought To You by Academia.

Thank a Teacher

Posted by: Common Tater at December 09, 2024 12:20 PM (sunG2)

65 #53 I read elsewhere that she called the cops only after the rental truck agency basically told her she was responsible for replacing the truck if she didn't file a report. But it seems like its still her responsibility, but likely covered with insurance.

Posted by: Crusader at December 09, 2024 12:20 PM (TN0g+)

66 So does this acquittal ruin the civil case the dead thugs father is bring against Penny? He is not out of the woods yet.

Posted by: Ripley at December 09, 2024 12:20 PM (GUOwU)

67 >>Regarding the charge, you could say Daniel Penny, um, Beat It.

I f Neely's father has to be blame someone...

I'd suggest starting with The Man in the Mirror.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2024 12:20 PM (vGiQ3)

68
Did Ace see the "hilarious" "lookalike contest" in NYC for the UHC CEO murderer?

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 09, 2024 12:20 PM (fSqW9)

69 sounds like Mr. Daddy-of-the-Year should be suing the cops and his son's many drug dealers, not Mr. Penny.

Posted by: LASue at December 09, 2024 12:20 PM (lCppi)

70 It was a Thriller.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 09, 2024 12:21 PM (63Dwl)

71 Based on the voting for Trump in NYC, and the number of black males I've seen on various social media criticizing Penny's charges, it was not a complete surprise. People may simply have finally connected the dots as to what causes crime.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 09, 2024 12:19 PM (xCA6C)

I think also, at the end of the day, pretty much everyone in NYC who takes the subway (which is most people) lives in constant fear of being attacked by a schizo homeless guy.

They're always lurking around, being unpredictable and sketchy.

So as much as they want to make this about a white man killing an innocent black man in the subway, at some level, everyone gets it.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 09, 2024 12:21 PM (uCjyK)

72 Penny should move out of NYC, come to Texas, Florida...hang out with normies.

Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at December 09, 2024 12:16 PM (DJ7uY)

He'd even be safer in South Jersey

Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2024 12:21 PM (dCxaZ)

73 The only just verdict.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at December 09, 2024 12:21 PM (9Ya2E)

74 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 09, 2024 12:21 PM (Zz0t1)

75 Yeah that's up there.

Also the photo of the mobster with the cigar still dangling from his mouth after getting whacked at a red sauce joint in Middle Village back around 1980.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2024 12:21 PM (x0n13)

76
Penny and anybody he loves needs to leave New York ASAP.

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 09, 2024 12:21 PM (+oR7L)

77 From last thread:
184 The explanation for the Judges lawless action on Friday, when he should have declared a mistrial - I think he hoped for this to happen. This is way better than a mistrial, now none of it can come back.

Posted by: Tom Servo
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Perhaps, deep down, he was hoping this would be the result. He may get the outcome he prefers and keep his liberal bona fides.
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at December 09, 2024 12:02 PM (sX1BW)

And even better for the Judge, even though he was just making up law on Friday and doing ridiculous things (Like releasing the jury unsequestered for the weekend) there will never be any appeal, and he doesn't have to worry about being overturned. Penney certainly won't appeal a dismissal, and the Prosecution can't. So the Judge got away with it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2024 12:22 PM (wyMQY)

78 YEEHAW FOR DANIEL PENNY!!!! Thank for your service, young man. God Bless.

Posted by: Just saying at December 09, 2024 12:22 PM (Uy/WF)

79 AWESOME! Praise G*d.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 09, 2024 12:22 PM (qBdHI)

80 NY Post headline:

Penny saved
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 09, 2024 12:17 PM (C8u8d)

Love it.

Posted by: Dr. T at December 09, 2024 12:22 PM (EynyL)

81 Didn't I just see this post?

Vuja Dey all over again

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2024 12:22 PM (9rKTR)

82 sounds like Mr. Daddy-of-the-Year should be suing the cops and his son's many drug dealers, not Mr. Penny.

Sounds like Mr. Daddy-of-the-year should STFD and STFU. Loser.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 09, 2024 12:22 PM (xCA6C)

83
Ultimately, the blame is on LBJ and the Great Society for creating Jordan Neely by the thousands since 1965.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2024 12:23 PM (x0n13)

84
Update to my update: I just remembered, prosecutors unfortunately can try some bullsh*t where they bring a "violation of civil rights" charge. The feds did that with the cops in the LA riots case. That was ruled not to be based on the "same facts" as the original charges were.

Posted by: ace at December 09, 2024 12:23 PM (KRtlO)

85 "Let's do something about it. "

Sounds like insurrection/inciting a riot to me. Someone arrest that man for hate speech!

Posted by: LASue at December 09, 2024 12:23 PM (lCppi)

86 19 GOT is great! Praise Him with great praise.
Amen
Posted by: Eromero at December 09, 2024 12:09 PM (jgmnb)

GOT????

Proof-reading, sir, proof-reading.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 09, 2024 12:23 PM (QGaXH)

87 Willowed:

There's some movie from the early 60s (don't remember the title), Martin Sheen's first movie, in which he and some other hood terrorize subway riders in a subway car.

Very disturbing flick.
Posted by: Bulg

Posted by: Bulg at December 09, 2024 12:23 PM (v6JzV)

88 So does this acquittal ruin the civil case the dead thugs father is bring against Penny? He is not out of the woods yet.

IANAL, but here goes...

I imagine once the acquittal occurs, it will be more difficult to win a settlement from Penny.

Also, all kinds of discovery is allowed in civil suits that is not permitted in criminal court. Such as: the "loving" father's abandonment of the son he so claims to miss

Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2024 12:23 PM (dCxaZ)

89 Jordan Neely's "father," who abandoned him as an infant to spend more time with his drugs, claims he's going to sue Penny.

I hope they sue the lawyer who instigated this for legal expenses. (knowing full well that lawyers institute the 'legal' system for their own benefit)

Posted by: t-bird at December 09, 2024 12:23 PM (l5F6b)

90 Nobody else said it so I will. Would have been better all around if Neely hat this thought-
‘Damn, this guy is choking my ass. Maybe I need to quit doing stupid shit like threatening innocent people.’
But alas, this did not happen. His road had no more exits.

Posted by: Eromero at December 09, 2024 12:24 PM (jgmnb)

91 I will say, checking out reddit last week, despite how left wing it is, there's a lot of support for penny.
Everyone hates subway crazies.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at December 09, 2024 12:24 PM (7gFa4)

92
Penny and anybody he loves needs to leave New York ASAP.

You win but you lose.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 09, 2024 12:24 PM (63Dwl)

93 GoodNeighbor84 is a ignorant douchetool.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 09, 2024 12:24 PM (Zz0t1)

94 72 Penny should move out of NYC, come to Texas, Florida...hang out with normies.

Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at December 09, 2024 12:16 PM (DJ7uY)

He'd even be safer in South Jersey
Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2024 12:21 PM (dCxaZ)

He'll be fine in Nassau County, where he's from. Very red outside the more populous areas (Would we call them cities?)

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 09, 2024 12:24 PM (uCjyK)

95 I will say, the election proved that even in NYC, there are a lot of levelheaded, patriotic Americans. Maybe let's not write the city off just yet.

Posted by: Dr. T at December 09, 2024 12:24 PM (EynyL)

96 GOT is great! Praise Him with great praise.
Amen
Posted by: Eromero

You know WHO ELSE referred to the Almighty as "Gott"...

Posted by: Bulg at December 09, 2024 12:24 PM (v6JzV)

97 11 The acquittals will continue until attitudes improve.

I laffed. I admit it.

Posted by: NR Pax at December 09, 2024 12:24 PM (jjoN6)

98 'Defund the police' advocate slammed for asking cops to locate her stolen truck
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Karma, a bitch she is.
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The dildo of retribution rarely arrives lubed.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 09, 2024 12:24 PM (hovnC)

99 I wonder if the left's money men will ever be afraid of their monster.

The Woke are never going to wake up, if that makes sense. But - they aren’t getting any sleep these days. That hasn’t happened in a long, long time.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 09, 2024 12:24 PM (sunG2)

100 "I think also, at the end of the day, pretty much everyone in NYC who takes the subway (which is most people) lives in constant fear of being attacked by a schizo homeless guy."

Not me. I grew up with worse in the '70s. But I am situationally aware.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 09, 2024 12:24 PM (Gqoy+)

101 Collin Rugg @CollinRugg 15m
JUST IN: Jordan Neely supporter says Neely was k*lled for simply asking for food after Daniel Penny was found not guilty.

Neely demanded that passengers give him ginger ale as he threatened to start k*lling people on the subway.

BLM is currently threatening to burn down New York City, according to Fox News.

"BLM had threatened to burn down parts of the city," Fox News reports.

Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 7m
BLM burning their last shred of credibility. That’s good news too.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 09, 2024 12:25 PM (hovnC)

102 Bluesky appears to be very tolerant like leftists always are. I think those threats would violate X TOCs but is OK for Bluesky?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at December 09, 2024 12:25 PM (17s+e)

103 84
Update to my update: I just remembered, prosecutors unfortunately can try some bullsh*t where they bring a "violation of civil rights" charge. The feds did that with the cops in the LA riots case. That was ruled not to be based on the "same facts" as the original charges were.
Posted by: ace at December 09, 2024 12:23 PM (KRtlO)

If I were on that subway car, I'd sue Neely post-Mortem for the same thing.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2024 12:25 PM (x0n13)

104 >>Didn't I just see this post?

ace stepped on the dildo. owner's rights.

Posted by: one hour sober at December 09, 2024 12:25 PM (Y1sOo)

105 A man in Pennsylvania is being questioned in connection to the murder of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson in New York City, police sources tell CBS News New York.

A source close to the investigation said that a person of interest was being questioned about the murder after Pennsylvania authorities took him into custody on an unrelated incident in Altoona.

Over the weekend, NYPD continued to search Central Park for clues, specifically the weapon used to gun down Thompson outside the Hilton Midtown hotel on Dec. 4.

After Thompson's murder, police identified a person of interest who they said used a fake New Jersey ID to check into a hostel on Manhattan's Upper East Side.

The person being questioned in Pennsylvania was in possession of a gun with a silencer and a fake New Jersey driver's license, sources said.

Posted by: SMOD at December 09, 2024 12:25 PM (kwMr5)

106
Those cheering the murder of Healthcare exec are the same ones who demand Penny serve the rest of his life in prison.

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 09, 2024 12:25 PM (+oR7L)

107 Ace, did you hear that they caught the Brian Thompson killer (they think)?

Posted by: Bulg at December 09, 2024 12:25 PM (v6JzV)

108 I had never heard harassing people and threatening them on the subway as 'bringing joy' before today.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 09, 2024 12:25 PM (lTGtQ)

109 Well, that's good news.

--Peregrin Took

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at December 09, 2024 12:25 PM (fsC91)

110 Update to my update: I just remembered, prosecutors unfortunately can try some bullsh*t where they bring a "violation of civil rights" charge. The feds did that with the cops in the LA riots case. That was ruled not to be based on the "same facts" as the original charges were.
Posted by: ace at December 09, 2024 12:23 PM (KRtlO)

Yeah I was going to add that the feds could certainly bring civil rights charges against him.

Seems unlikely under a Trump admin though.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 09, 2024 12:26 PM (uCjyK)

111 Verdict: Daniel Penny Is Not Guilty of Anything

Correction: Daniel Penny Is Guilty Acting Morally and Putting Himself At Risk to Save Strangers.

Posted by: LASue at December 09, 2024 12:26 PM (lCppi)

112 Willowed

The Alvin Bragg prosecution, although found not guilty, had its desired effect: It will reduce the likelihood of someone acting as a good Samaritan.

The "process is the punishment" applies here.

Posted by: WisRich at December 09, 2024 12:26 PM (G0vdT)

113 What NYC needs is Singapore Cops flogging the Untermensch with bamboo swords. Shit will get very nice, very fast.

Posted by: pudinhead at December 09, 2024 12:26 PM (jFCkp)

114 "I think also, at the end of the day, pretty much everyone in NYC who takes the subway (which is most people) lives in constant fear of being attacked by a schizo homeless guy."

This. Personal experience.

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at December 09, 2024 12:26 PM (zSyrn)

115 Ultimately, the blame is on LBJ and the Great Society for creating Jordan Neely by the thousands since 1965

*cough*

Posted by: George HW Bush, in the shadows of Dealey Plaza at December 09, 2024 12:26 PM (KBQMF)

116 They SO want it to be another George Floyd moment.

It won't be.

The father is an embarrassment. "I miss my son."

You haven't seen him since he was shooting out the end of your dick, deadbeat.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 09, 2024 12:27 PM (Zz0t1)

117 So apparently the United Health assassin may have been caught in Altoona PA because customers in a McDonalds recognized him from his pictures.
So much for all the high tech work.

Posted by: From about That Time at December 09, 2024 12:27 PM (4780s)

118 Bragg is still angry at his parents for naming him after a chipmunk.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2024 12:27 PM (9rKTR)

119 Maybe I'm an overoptimistic kinda guy, but here's hoping that the over-the-top reactions to Trump's re-election, the United Health Care CEO murder, and the Daniel Penny acquittal piled higgledy-piggledy on top of one another might just shake a few of the 'I'm just agreeing with the smart people that appear on the Great Glowing Screen' types away from the lefty horde and nudge them into starting to think for themselves.

I mean, perhaps being psychotic scum isn't as appealing a life-style choice as it was last year?

After all, they can always use the Palestinian keffiyeh to dry dishes, can't they?

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at December 09, 2024 12:27 PM (Ft5W9)

120 You know WHO ELSE referred to the Almighty as "Gott"...
Posted by: Bulg at December 09, 2024 12:24 PM (v6JzV)
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Schiller?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at December 09, 2024 12:27 PM (fsC91)

121 Yes, the feds could somehow create a federal civil rights charge against Penny, like they tried to do with Zimmerman.

Thankfully, with Trump being elected, the odds of this going anywhere before the statute of limitations runs out is about zero...

Posted by: Nova Local at December 09, 2024 12:27 PM (exHjb)

122 IP Freely!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 09, 2024 12:28 PM (hovnC)

123 Altoona apparently has its own style of pizza.

Posted by: Bulg at December 09, 2024 12:28 PM (v6JzV)

124 LIBS:
"White privilege!!"

"He killed a man who ONLY WANTED TO BRING JOY AS A MICHAEL JACKSON IMPERSONATOR!!"

These people are insane. They are not my countrymen and I don't want to have them in my country.

They can have New York. They can have LA. I'll give them the eastern Seaboard from Baltimore-Boston and So. California.

Partition and separation. You live in your fantasy world and we'll build a wall to make sure you don't get back into ours. (The desert in California would make a great no-man's land)

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at December 09, 2024 12:28 PM (N1DT3)

125 Mayor has zero authority over the DA.

Both positions are directly elected by the voters.

The Mayor can fill a vacant position that's it.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 09, 2024 12:28 PM (RIvkX)

126 I do not read Harris Faulkner'a demeanor as disappointed in the not guilty verdict. I think she is speaking in a measured and deliberate way in order to emphasize her report that he was declared not guilty. I believe she is angry that Penny has been so grievously mistreated.

Posted by: Emmie at December 09, 2024 12:28 PM (Sf2cq)

127 Not me. I grew up with worse in the '70s. But I am situationally aware.
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 09, 2024 12:24 PM (Gqoy+)

You're a braver man than I. I usually pop out my earbuds and stand near the wall if I'm in any sketchy stations. Which is most of them.

That said, I've never been attacked or had any physical encounter with homeless people. I did have one threaten to poke my eyes out if I didn't give him a cigarette waiting for an E train at like 2 am one time though. But he walked away after I repeated for the tenth time that I don't smoke.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 09, 2024 12:29 PM (uCjyK)

128 Already there were women posting about how sexy the United Healthcare assassin is .

Posted by: steevy at December 09, 2024 12:29 PM (KQk9m)

129 Altoona apparently has its own style of pizza.
Posted by: Bulg

That sounds... not appetizing.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at December 09, 2024 12:29 PM (UZF0m)

130 Now release Chauvin for the George Floyd political prosecution.
Posted by: Auspex at December 09, 2024 12:06 PM (j4U/Z)

Yes. Another political prisoner.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at December 09, 2024 12:29 PM (N1DT3)

131 Bulg, Pelham 123 maybe?

Posted by: From about That Time at December 09, 2024 12:29 PM (4780s)

132 121 Yes, the feds could somehow create a federal civil rights charge against Penny, like they tried to do with Zimmerman."

Donald Trump says "nope!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2024 12:29 PM (wyMQY)

133 IP Freely!
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 09, 2024 12:28 PM (hovnC)
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Knock it off!

Posted by: Isembard Perinacious Freely at December 09, 2024 12:29 PM (fsC91)

134 "Justice! Peace!
Posted by: Hokey Pokey"

Joy!

Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2024 12:29 PM (fV+MH)

135 Bragg is still angry at his parents for naming him after a chipmunk.
Posted by: Anna Puma

At least I'm no longer considered the most incompetent person with the surname "Bragg."
-- Zombie Braxton Bragg

Posted by: Bulg at December 09, 2024 12:30 PM (v6JzV)

136 Have to wonder how many jurors Italian grandmas were smacking them around with a kitchen towel last weekend for not acquitting Penny after ten minutes of deliberation last week? So those jurors rectified that bad decision last week by ending this quickly today.

Posted by: Jen the original at December 09, 2024 12:30 PM (yCejr)

137 Great. Now get out of NYC. They don't want you there.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 09, 2024 12:30 PM (dGCAG)

138 The entire strategy behind Soros backing prosecutors like Bragg, is to sow discord among the people. He has deliberately turned the citizens against each other and stoked the flames of racism and hatred to do it. Most of the “protesters” are also paid by his front groups, meanwhile the DoJ either helps behind the scene or at best is apathetic to their actions.

If you want to be “angry” about things; maybe look in the mirror and then take a gander at the people behind the justice system subversion.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 09, 2024 12:30 PM (wVQc4)

139 130 Now release Chauvin for the George Floyd political prosecution.
Posted by: Auspex at December 09, 2024 12:06 PM (j4U/Z)

Yes. Another political prisoner.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at December 09, 2024 12:29 PM (N1DT3)

Sadly only Minnesota can do that. And you know who's governor there.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2024 12:30 PM (wyMQY)

140 From prior thread:
The deceased's father, whom long since abandoned his son, is filing a wrongful death suit against Penny.

This isn't over for him, unfortunately.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

I've read stories about Neely's life and none of them mention this man. He was a sperm donor at best and I predict his case will go nowhere. After Neely's mom was murdered by her then boyfriend, Neely was sent to live with an Aunt and other relatives....never the guy who claims to have been his father.
Posted by: Cheri at December 09, 2024 12:11 PM (oiNtH)

If he could prove $1.00 of damages, I'd be shocked.

Posted by: LASue at December 09, 2024 12:30 PM (lCppi)

141 123 Altoona apparently has its own style of pizza.
Posted by: Bulg at December 09, 2024 12:28 PM (v6JzV)

If you can call it pizza.

They melt american cheese on top. That's the secret.

It's disgusting, and anyone from Altoona should be ashamed of themselves.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 09, 2024 12:30 PM (uCjyK)

142 Bragg and everyone involved in this perversion of justice need to be held accountable. No limited immunity here.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2024 12:31 PM (9rKTR)

143 The Incident is the movie with Martin Sheen as a subway thig

Posted by: steevy at December 09, 2024 12:31 PM (KQk9m)

144 "He killed a man who ONLY WANTED TO BRING JOY AS A MICHAEL JACKSON IMPERSONATOR!!"

These people are insane. They are not my countrymen and I don't want to have them in my country.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian

I saw that and was thinking it must be parody. But the stupidity of people is boundless so maybe not.

Posted by: Ripley at December 09, 2024 12:31 PM (GUOwU)

145 I guess I will be celebrating as per my previous: buy a bottle of Rittenhouse Rye.

Posted by: goatexchange at December 09, 2024 12:31 PM (hyS0X)

146
What NYC needs is Singapore Cops flogging the Untermensch with bamboo swords. Shit will get very nice, very fast.
Posted by: pudinhead

When a mugger comes around you must whip him.

Posted by: DEVO at December 09, 2024 12:31 PM (63Dwl)

147 Win civil suit against cops, get a dime for his losses.
There you go Daddy Neely.

Posted by: From about That Time at December 09, 2024 12:31 PM (4780s)

148 Thug even

Posted by: steevy at December 09, 2024 12:31 PM (KQk9m)

149 "Murder Penny and other white men"

Good to see the leftist psychos are taking this well.

In other news, I'm calling for someone to give me one million dollars. I don't care who hands it over but I can assure them that I will send a nice thank you note. If I don't get the money, I will be very okay. No protests or riots or murder.

I may be doing this wrong.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at December 09, 2024 12:31 PM (4XwPj)

150 >>Bulg, Pelham 123 maybe?

The Incident

Posted by: one hour sober at December 09, 2024 12:31 PM (Y1sOo)

151
Sadly only Minnesota can do that. And you know who's governor there.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2024 12:30 PM

yeah...he talks like a fag and his shit's all retarded

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 09, 2024 12:32 PM (w9Ycv)

152 Now release Chauvin for the George Floyd political prosecution.
Posted by: Auspex at December 09, 2024 12:06 PM (j4U/Z)

And then the McMichaels.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 09, 2024 12:32 PM (dGCAG)

153 I saw Subway Thig open for Brutal Juice at Trees in '98.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 09, 2024 12:32 PM (Zz0t1)

154 Multiple Choice (choose one)

Fatty Bragg is;

A) Drowning his sorrows in a salad
B) Swimming in the all you can eat buffet

Posted by: Marcus T at December 09, 2024 12:32 PM (wVQc4)

155 141 That's a crime against humanity

Posted by: steevy at December 09, 2024 12:32 PM (KQk9m)

156 Bulg, Pelham 123 maybe?
Posted by: From about That Time

Nope, "The Incident." Just looked it up.

Posted by: Bulg at December 09, 2024 12:32 PM (v6JzV)

157 The "GoodNeighbor84" bluesky post has got to be sarcasm. That had me laughing out loud.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 09, 2024 12:32 PM (+A9KU)

158 Hey! When ya gotta go, you gotta go.

Posted by: Subway Bum, Pissing and Voting Democrat at December 09, 2024 12:32 PM (jRlwL)

159 Mr Penny should immediately move to Florida and if the evil Empire State starts up with him again ignore and FL should refuse to give any credence to any new charges/refuse to extradite

this needs to start happening with the non-US-states

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 09, 2024 12:32 PM (Pv3Rg)

160 If you can call it pizza.

They melt american cheese on top. That's the secret.

It's disgusting, and anyone from Altoona should be ashamed of themselves.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 09, 2024 12:30 PM (uCjyK)

One of life's mysteries is how the Greatest Country on Earth has the Worst Cheese on the Planet.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 09, 2024 12:33 PM (wtvvX)

161 Calls Grow for Bill Gates’ Arrest After He Admits Using India as a ‘Kind of Laboratory’ to Test Vaccines

Posted by: SMOD at December 09, 2024 12:33 PM (RHGPo)

162 After reading through the NYC sub-reddit the consensus is don't f' with Batman. Peeps are fed up with being trapped on locked metal tubes with lunatics.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 09, 2024 12:33 PM (e+6P0)

163 Sadly only Minnesota can do that. And you know who's governor there.
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My memory says the Feds prosecuted and put him jail. Not the State.

Posted by: pudinhead at December 09, 2024 12:33 PM (jFCkp)

164 The Incident is the movie with Martin Sheen as a subway thig
Posted by: steevy at December 09, 2024 12:31 PM (KQk9m)

I like that a southern boy Beau Bridges was the hero at the end.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 09, 2024 12:33 PM (D6PGr)

165 Bluesky Libs react to Daniel Penny's not guilty verdict with calls to defund the police and murder Penny and other white men. pic.twitter.com/4mNgcho6jK

— Bluesky Libs (@BlueskyLibs) December 9, 2024

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Unexpectedly.

Posted by: ShainS -- Deus Ex Muskina [h/t Mike Benz] at December 09, 2024 12:33 PM (geB7U)

166 Altoona >>>> Aleppo.

Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2024 12:33 PM (fV+MH)

167 Great. Now get out of NYC. They don't want you there.

Posted by: BurtTC

Good advice for pretty much any sane individual, honestly.

Posted by: Brother Tim, Keeper of the Tim Continuum at December 09, 2024 12:33 PM (OUMaO)

168 I guess I will be celebrating as per my previous: buy a bottle of Rittenhouse Rye.
Posted by: goatexchange at December 09, 2024 12:31 PM (hyS0X)

I bought a bottle of George Dickel Rye to toast my dad after his 'celebration of life' the other day.

It's not bad. I was pleasantly surprised.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 09, 2024 12:33 PM (Zz0t1)

169 Ooooh.... the flaming skull.

Posted by: dantesed at December 09, 2024 12:33 PM (Oy/m2)

170 It probably cost him around $100k in attorney's fees unless he has a public defender or a private benefactor. He should find somewhere else to live.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 09, 2024 12:33 PM (g00SI)

171 Sadly only Minnesota can do that. And you know who's governor there.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2024 12:30 PM (wyMQY)

Yeah, but then the McMichaels were convicted in Georgia.

Tampon Timmy isn't governor there.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 09, 2024 12:33 PM (dGCAG)

172 Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok 45m
BREAKING: Daniel Penny found not guilty of negligent homicide. His other charge of manslaughter was dismissed last week.

HE’S A FREE MAN

Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 26m
How do they get a unanimous verdict of innocent on the lesser charge when the higher charge was hung?

Did the jury just say Fuck You to the judge?

Feels like it.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 09, 2024 12:33 PM (hovnC)

173 Multiple Choice (choose one)

Fatty Bragg is;

A) Drowning his sorrows in a salad
B) Swimming in the all you can eat buffet
Posted by: Marcus T at December 09, 2024 12:32 PM (wVQc4)

You hea fou hour. You go Now!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 09, 2024 12:33 PM (VNX3d)

174 Trump should invite Penny to his first televised address to Congress and have him stand up and be recognized

Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at December 09, 2024 12:34 PM (V6W16)

175 >>Altoona apparently has its own style of pizza.
Posted by: Bulg

Can it be worse than Hawaiian Pizza?

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2024 12:34 PM (vGiQ3)

176 -------------------
My memory says the Feds prosecuted and put him jail. Not the State.
Posted by: pudinhead at December 09, 2024 12:33 PM (jFCkp)

I thought that case was brought by pAntifa promoting thug muslham Keith Ellison. The state's AG.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 09, 2024 12:34 PM (Zz0t1)

177 So, in more good news, as a commenter pointed out earlier, Vox shitcanned the Taylor Lorenz podcast. She's looking at "other opportunities" right now, mostly in hawking going out of sales sales at busy intersections.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 09, 2024 12:35 PM (+A9KU)

178 Calls Grow for Bill Gates’ Arrest After He Admits Using India as a ‘Kind of Laboratory’ to Test Vaccines

Posted by: SMOD at December 09, 2024 12:33 PM (RHGPo)

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Throw-in his quest to blot out the sun and kill all of humanity.

Posted by: ShainS -- Deus Ex Muskina [h/t Mike Benz] at December 09, 2024 12:35 PM (geB7U)

179 Aleppo has its own type of pizza like Altoona?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2024 12:35 PM (9rKTR)

180 Bluesky Libs react to Daniel Penny's not guilty verdict with calls to defund the police and murder Penny and other white men. pic.twitter.com/4mNgcho6jK

-

Wait, I thought that X was where all the violent white supremacists were posting.

Was someone lying to me?

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - brightly colored hair and prison tattoos are women manipulated to help trannies blend at December 09, 2024 12:35 PM (eE83Y)

181 She's looking at "other opportunities" right now, mostly in hawking going out of sales sales at busy intersections.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 09, 2024 12:35 PM (+A9KU)
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Can she spin a signboard?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at December 09, 2024 12:35 PM (fsC91)

182 American cheese is great for hamburgers and grilled cheese.

And exactly no other thing.

Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2024 12:36 PM (fV+MH)

183
Funny you never hear about Wilhelm Von De Blasio's wife and all the government money she walked away with.

You'd think some prosecutor would be interested.

Posted by: Auspex at December 09, 2024 12:36 PM (j4U/Z)

184 The Thig Lufe.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 09, 2024 12:36 PM (hovnC)

185 The feds did that with the cops in the LA riots case.

Isn't that "violation of civil rights" thing a) against actual officials acting in an official capacity (for instance, police), and also b) A federal thing?

I honestly don't know the answers to either of those, but if it's a federal thing, good luck getting that done before january 20th.

Posted by: GMan at December 09, 2024 12:36 PM (GfWuY)

186 So, in more good news, as a commenter pointed out earlier, Vox shitcanned the Taylor Lorenz podcast. She's looking at "other opportunities" right now, mostly in hawking going out of sales sales at busy intersections.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 09, 2024 12:35 PM (+A9KU)

She'll be trying Only Fans next, and pulling in that sweet $20/month.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 09, 2024 12:36 PM (VNX3d)

187 128 Already there were women posting about how sexy the United Healthcare assassin is .
Posted by: steevy at December 09, 2024 12:29 PM (KQk9m)

Not surprising, probably the same hoes who were ready to jump Governor Grandma Killer 4 years ago

Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at December 09, 2024 12:36 PM (hjUY3)

188 Calls Grow for Bill Gates’ Arrest After He Admits Using India as a ‘Kind of Laboratory’ to Test Vaccines
Posted by: SMOD at December 09, 2024 12:33 PM (RHGPo)

You mean like he was doing in Africa for decades?

Posted by: BurtTC at December 09, 2024 12:36 PM (dGCAG)

189
New Yorkers are encouraged to put all the older furniture or other combustible refuse out on the curb for street justice burnings. Please no tires or rubber items.

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 09, 2024 12:36 PM (+oR7L)

190 165 Bluesky Libs react to Daniel Penny's not guilty verdict with calls to defund the police and murder Penny and other white men. pic.twitter.com/4mNgcho6jK

— Bluesky Libs (@BlueskyLibs) December 9, 2024

Well...I'm white and I'm right here.
I'll be your huckleberry.
Take your best shot but word of advice...don'tmiss.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 09, 2024 12:36 PM (W/lyH)

191 [She's looking at "other opportunities" right now, mostly in hawking going out of sales sales at busy intersections.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 09, 2024 12:35 PM (+A9KU)

She'll be 'celebrating womanhood' along side that mentally damaged Mulvaney shortly. Must learn a new grift.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 09, 2024 12:36 PM (Zz0t1)

192 182 American cheese is great for hamburgers and grilled cheese.

And exactly no other thing.

well, cheesesteaks

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 09, 2024 12:36 PM (Pv3Rg)

193 Update to my update: I just remembered, prosecutors unfortunately can try some bullsh*t where they bring a "violation of civil rights" charge. The feds did that with the cops in the LA riots case. That was ruled not to be based on the "same facts" as the original charges were.
Posted by: ace at December 09, 2024 12:23 PM (KRtlO)

Yeah I was going to add that the feds could certainly bring civil rights charges against him.

Seems unlikely under a Trump admin though.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 09, 2024 12:26 PM (uCjyK)

The cops were prosecuted for civiil rights violations because they were operating under the color of law. Penny wasn't, so I don't think this is a viable claim against him.

Posted by: LASue at December 09, 2024 12:36 PM (lCppi)

194 One of life's mysteries is how the Greatest Country on Earth has the Worst Cheese on the Planet.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 09, 2024 12:33 PM (wtvvX)

My guess is that the governments involved somehow. It feels like a government thing "make a somewhat shelf stable ultra processed cheese, please. Nope, doesn't matter what it tastes like. ...Also, make sure it's extra melty."

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 09, 2024 12:37 PM (uCjyK)

195 American cheese is great for hamburgers and grilled cheese.

And exactly no other thing.
Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2024 12:36 PM (fV+MH)
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Melted on top of a toasted English muffin is pretty good, too.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at December 09, 2024 12:37 PM (fsC91)

196 The Charles Manson fan-grrls had to find another idol.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2024 12:37 PM (9rKTR)

197 American cheese is great for hamburgers and grilled cheese.

And exactly no other thing.
Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2024 12:36 PM (fV+MH)

So, that pizza can be filed in the trash right along side Skyline Chili, then.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 09, 2024 12:37 PM (Zz0t1)

198 Well, that doesn't sound lunatic at all...

@DrewHLive 19m
NY BLM leader calls for “black vigilante” retaliation and defense after Daniel Penny was acquitted on all charges

He seems to be implying ch*king and k*lling in return against those who they claim are “oppressing” them

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 09, 2024 12:37 PM (IG4Id)

199 Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 26m
How do they get a unanimous verdict of innocent on the lesser charge when the higher charge was hung?

I assume only one juror was in favor of guilty on the first charge, and after the judge made a mockery of the whole trial in order to get a conviction on anything, they could not hold out any longer.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 09, 2024 12:37 PM (lTGtQ)

200 Took a good shit this morning. Shit Boost Light illuminated like clockwork about 0530 hrs.

Now this! Pretty cool.

Posted by: Jus sayin at December 09, 2024 12:38 PM (sunG2)

201 The Thig Lufe.
Posted by: andycanuck

Is that the big fluffy sponge thing?

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at December 09, 2024 12:38 PM (UZF0m)

202 Can it be worse than Hawaiian Pizza?
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Nothing is worse than Philippino Pizza.

Posted by: pudinhead at December 09, 2024 12:38 PM (jFCkp)

203 Looks like Joni Ernst’s effort to organize opposition against Pete Hegseth and Trump’s other nominees have opened the gates of hell. She up for reelection in 2026 and they are getting big money to promise a primary. They’ve already got a candidate to go against that idiot Bill Cassidy.

What to play, honey. Let’s dance.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 09, 2024 12:38 PM (wVQc4)

204 White American Cheese.

TASTE THE PRIVILEGE.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2024 12:38 PM (vGiQ3)

205 182 American cheese is great for hamburgers and grilled cheese.

And exactly no other thing.

Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2024 12:36 PM

It works as wheel bearing grease in an emergency situation.

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 09, 2024 12:38 PM (+oR7L)

206 If he could prove $1.00 of damages, I'd be shocked.
Posted by: LASue at December 09, 2024 12:30 PM (lCppi)

Nazi Dr. collaborator Anthony Hopkins sues Ben gazzarra in the movie "QB-VII" for defamation and is awarded 50 cents. IIRC.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2024 12:38 PM (x0n13)

207 And ace you probably saw the judge pulled some hinky s**t WRT the charge sheet, the jury instruction, and having that first charge dismissed. I don't know/understand the details, but seems it was highly unusual and likely improper what he did.

The state of "judiciary" in NYC, NYS - and of course much of the country - is astonishingly bad. Key component of the national rot.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 09, 2024 12:38 PM (1m82a)

208 I think it might be time to adopt the left's rulez as they apply to criminals set free... hunt them down. Daniel Penny wasn't ever a criminal, and the left is going to pin that on him forever anyway.

So, when a criminal is set free by a leftist judge it means they need to be harassed, hunted and allowed no peace.

Cuz them's the rulez.

And those rulez should apply equally to the judges, DA's, lawyers, law enforcement, jurors and anyone else who's bastardizing the legal system.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 09, 2024 12:38 PM (Q4IgG)

209 The notorious leader of New York’s Black oLives Matter chapter caused outrage outside the Daniel Penny trial by slurring the former Marine, saying “the KKK got another victory,” after the judge in the case dropped the top charge of manslaughter

Posted by: SMOD at December 09, 2024 12:38 PM (RHGPo)

210 My guess is that the governments involved somehow. It feels like a government thing "make a somewhat shelf stable ultra processed cheese, please. Nope, doesn't matter what it tastes like. ...Also, make sure it's extra melty."

that is actually correct!

Cooper sharp is the only semi decent version of American Cheese ... but it still has that shelf-stable, easy-melting quality

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 09, 2024 12:38 PM (Pv3Rg)

211 I give black vigilantes license to choke threatening crazy white people

Posted by: steevy at December 09, 2024 12:38 PM (KQk9m)

212 They also convicted Chauvin's fellow officers that didn't lay a hand on Floyd.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth. at December 09, 2024 12:38 PM (tK3Zm)

213 well, cheesesteaks
Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 09, 2024 12:36 PM (Pv3Rg)
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Is a cheesesteak a hamburger? Is a hamburger a sandwich?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at December 09, 2024 12:38 PM (fsC91)

214
Is that the big fluffy sponge thing?

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at December 09, 2024 12:38 PM (UZF0m)

Allow me to rub your back.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 09, 2024 12:39 PM (Zz0t1)

215 Crappy day to lose power. Interesting that they acquitted on the lesser charge but hung on the other.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 09, 2024 12:39 PM (pofzJ)

216 President-elect Donald Trump has suggested that Mexico and Canada should become a U.S. state if they want to continue receiving subsidies from their neighboring country.

Posted by: SMOD at December 09, 2024 12:39 PM (RHGPo)

217 As the old song says, there's going to be a hot time in the old town tonight.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 09, 2024 12:39 PM (L/fGl)

218 187 128 Already there were women posting about how sexy the United Healthcare assassin is .
Posted by: steevy at December 09, 2024 12:29 PM (KQk9m)

Not surprising, probably the same hoes who were ready to jump Governor Grandma Killer 4 years ago
Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at December 09, 2024 12:36 PM (hjUY3)

Bear in mind, Richard Ramirez(!) had groupies. Twitter is a conduit for a lot of mental illness.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 09, 2024 12:39 PM (g00SI)

219 There came justice and, according to your chant, there comes peace.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 09, 2024 12:39 PM (QSrLX)

220 All kinds of good news this morning.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at December 09, 2024 12:40 PM (GD2xa)

221 I assume only one juror was in favor of guilty on the first charge, and after the judge made a mockery of the whole trial in order to get a conviction on anything, they could not hold out any longer.

yep and I bet it was that old lib lady with the mask

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 09, 2024 12:40 PM (Pv3Rg)

222 CHOKE OUT THE GHETTO LOTTERY SPERM DONOR.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at December 09, 2024 12:40 PM (wBaIH)

223 213 well, cheesesteaks
Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 09, 2024 12:36 PM (Pv3Rg)
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Is a cheesesteak a hamburger? Is a hamburger a sandwich?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at December 09, 2024 12:38 PM (fsC91)

Questions for Diabeasties.

Posted by: XTC at December 09, 2024 12:40 PM (UnA8+)

224 Nazi Dr. collaborator Anthony Hopkins sues Ben gazzarra in the movie "QB-VII" for defamation and is awarded 50 cents. IIRC.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2024 12:38 PM (x0n13)
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One half-penny.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at December 09, 2024 12:40 PM (fsC91)

225 So, in more good news, as a commenter pointed out earlier, Vox shitcanned the Taylor Lorenz podcast. She's looking at "other opportunities" right now, mostly in hawking going out of sales sales at busy intersections.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 09, 2024 12:35 PM (+A9KU)

She'll be trying Only Fans next, and pulling in that sweet $20/month.

Well, I am reliably informed that granny porn is a thing.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 09, 2024 12:40 PM (xCA6C)

226 Police question man at Pennsylvania McDonald's with suppressed handgun similar to NYC assassin, fake New Jersey ID

Posted by: SMOD at December 09, 2024 12:40 PM (RHGPo)

227 USA has great cheeses. Unfortunately, the worst one is named after the continent.

Posted by: From about That Time at December 09, 2024 12:40 PM (4780s)

228 >>Nothing is worse than Philippino Pizza

Filipino pizza is worse

Posted by: one hour sober at December 09, 2024 12:40 PM (Y1sOo)

229 The cops were prosecuted for civiil rights violations because they were operating under the color of law. Penny wasn't, so I don't think this is a viable claim against him.
Posted by: LASue at December 09, 2024 12:36 PM (lCppi)

It would be more a reach like "not allowing freedom of movement" crap (like for blocked sidewalk cases) or something if they were to charge it (which they won't)...

Posted by: Nova Local at December 09, 2024 12:40 PM (exHjb)

230 Trump and the USFL were awarded $1 when the judge ruled that the NFL was a monopoly but too bad iirc

Posted by: steevy at December 09, 2024 12:40 PM (KQk9m)

231 White American is the key to a good Mac and Cheese.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2024 12:40 PM (vGiQ3)

232 I like my cheesesteaks with Swiss cheese.

Posted by: John F. Kerry at December 09, 2024 12:40 PM (PiwSw)

233
Well, I am reliably informed that granny porn is a thing.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 09, 2024 12:40 PM (xCA6C)

"FACT!"

- - - - - PronHub's GILF Channel

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 09, 2024 12:41 PM (Zz0t1)

234 197 American cheese is great for hamburgers and grilled cheese.

And exactly no other thing.
Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2024 12:36 PM (fV+MH)

dirty little secret is most mexican restaurants use white American cheese for their queso (and it's awesome)

Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at December 09, 2024 12:41 PM (V6W16)

235 Could the 'Mean Boss Gurrrlz' era of US politics finally be on its way out?

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at December 09, 2024 12:41 PM (Ft5W9)

236 >>Jordan Neely's "father," who abandoned him as an infant to spend more time with his drugs, claims he's going to sue Penny.

If raycist race hustler lawyer Benjamin Crump doesn't show-up in Manhattan in the next 24 hours, standing beside the grieving father, there's no money to be had.

Posted by: Gref at December 09, 2024 12:41 PM (aBgBM)

237 Velveeta is actually pretty good in Omelets. I know it shouldn’t be. Not too bad as a base or adjunct to dips and sauces, too. I would call it the WD40 of the Cheese Community, but that is probably unfair.

Tillamook was always a little too spendy back east. I’m finding it in grocery out West. It is amazing. The Wisconsin boys are good, but I dunno.

Posted by: Jus sayin at December 09, 2024 12:42 PM (sunG2)

238 The commies never should have charged him. They'll pay one day.

Posted by: Plainoldtoast at December 09, 2024 12:42 PM (XhgfP)

239 on cheesesteaks - Johnnys in Bryn Mawr is fantastic (pizza too) and you can request a spicy version of Cooper sharp (the normal cheese option) with the roll scooped out to reduce carbs!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 09, 2024 12:42 PM (Pv3Rg)

240 The notorious leader of New York’s Black oLives Matter chapter caused outrage outside the Daniel Penny trial by slurring the former Marine, saying “the KKK got another victory,” after the judge in the case dropped the top charge of manslaughter

What else were you expecting? They're a one trick pony.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 09, 2024 12:42 PM (xCA6C)

241 So, in more good news, as a commenter pointed out earlier, Vox shitcanned the Taylor Lorenz podcast. She's looking at "other opportunities" right now, mostly in hawking going out of sales sales at busy intersections.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 09, 2024 12:35 PM (+A9KU)

She'll be trying Only Fans next, and pulling in that sweet $20/month.

Well, I am reliably informed that granny porn is a thing.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 09, 2024 12:40 PM (xCA6C)

I read here, so it must be true, that the average monthly earnings on that site is $150, so I adjusted accordingly.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 09, 2024 12:42 PM (VNX3d)

242 Lots of people here in the U.S. are only bothered now that they realize that it's Americans who are dying after the experimental injected was tested on the local population.

This has been the approach for developing vaccines for decades. It's supposed to be Africans, Indians, etc. dying before we give it to Timmy and Suzy. We're not supposed be be the test group, darnit!

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - brightly colored hair and prison tattoos are women manipulated to help trannies blend at December 09, 2024 12:42 PM (eE83Y)

243 Whiz is disgusting.

I don't care if Philadelphians crucify me for that.

Posted by: XTC at December 09, 2024 12:42 PM (UnA8+)

244 I give black vigilantes license to choke threatening crazy white people
Posted by: steevy at December 09, 2024 12:38 PM (KQk9m)

There was a mirror image of the Zimmerman case that happened months before in Buffalo? with the races reversed . The black guy was acquitted.

Actually it was more questionable than the Zimmerman case as there was no assault. Just the perception there could be one because it was a group of white kids breaking into a car.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth. at December 09, 2024 12:42 PM (tK3Zm)

245 They also convicted Chauvin's fellow officers that didn't lay a hand on Floyd.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth. at December 09, 2024 12:38 PM (tK3Zm)

You and I didn't lay a hand on him either, but we're just as guilty.

We walk free, due to their mercy.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 09, 2024 12:42 PM (dGCAG)

246 The scumbag thug rent-a-protester BLM crowd are screaming threats at him, including the promise that he will never know peace.

I gather they're not "real" BLM, they're just calling themselves that, and they were trying to start a riot all weekend but nothing happened.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 09, 2024 12:42 PM (2ocoG)

247 Be nice if some Burn Loot Murder cretins try something and get smoked.

And the Chauvin lynching remains an indelible stain on the country but especially MN, it's farcical courts and its idiotic populace.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 09, 2024 12:43 PM (1m82a)

248 182 American cheese is great for hamburgers and grilled cheese.

And exactly no other thing.
Posted by: eleven

Fry up a sausage patty smash burger style till crisp, stick it in a Ciabatta roll and cover with an American Cheese slice. Then try to complain.

Posted by: Auspex at December 09, 2024 12:43 PM (j4U/Z)

249 212 They also convicted Chauvin's fellow officers that didn't lay a hand on Floyd.
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Everything Chauvin did that day was straight from the Minneapolis Metro Police Manual. Floyd killed himself.

Posted by: pudinhead at December 09, 2024 12:43 PM (jFCkp)

250 Allow me to reintroduce myself

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I'm a man of wealth and taste.

Posted by: Old Nick at December 09, 2024 12:43 PM (L/fGl)

251 161 Calls Grow for Bill Gates’ Arrest After He Admits Using India as a ‘Kind of Laboratory’ to Test Vaccines

Posted by: SMOD at December 09, 2024 12:33 PM (RHGPo)

I think we should use Bill Gates as a "Kind of Laboratory" for the effects of oxygen deprivation.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 09, 2024 12:43 PM (wtvvX)

252
201 The Thig Lufe.
Posted by: andycanuck

Is that the big fluffy sponge thing?
Posted by: She Hobbit

I should tell you my loofah plant story- I ordered an expensive baby plant, created the perfect environment with a big planter, bought an elaborate trellis to train it to grow. And then J pulled it up because he thought it was a weed.

Posted by: Piper at December 09, 2024 12:43 PM (pZEOD)

253 Gates actually wondered aloud whether we couldn't simply drop vaccinations from the sky during Covid? He didn't give a damn about anyone having objections to the clot shot.

Posted by: Crusader at December 09, 2024 12:43 PM (TN0g+)

254 Fontina, Gruyere and White American are the best cheese for sauces / melts.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2024 12:43 PM (vGiQ3)

255 A man was being questioned Monday in connection with last week’s killing of a top health insurance executive on a New York street, US media reported, as a nationwide hunt for the suspect continued.

He was quizzed by police in Altoona, Pennsylvania, after being found with a distinctive weapon like that used in the brazen shooting of Brian Thompson, NBC News and others reported.

The man was spotted in a McDonald’s restaurant in Altoona, a town 300 miles (500 kilometers) west of New York, by someone who tipped off the authorities, The New York Times reported.

He also had fake IDs similar to those used by the killer ahead of the slaying, the outlet added, reporting that New York detectives were headed to Altoona.

Police have been looking into the possibility that the shooter used a long-barrel veterinary gun — normally used to euthanize animals — to commit the murder.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 09, 2024 12:43 PM (hovnC)

256 velveeta is good for nachos

produces the right radioactive orange melted plastic that low-end nachos require

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 09, 2024 12:43 PM (g00SI)

257 The notorious leader of New York’s Black oLives Matter chapter caused outrage outside the Daniel Penny trial by slurring the former Marine, saying “the KKK got another victory,” after the judge in the case dropped the top charge of manslaughter

What else were you expecting? They're a one trick pony.
Posted by: Archimedes
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It's not racism when it's pattern recognition.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - brightly colored hair and prison tattoos are women manipulated to help trannies blend at December 09, 2024 12:43 PM (eE83Y)

258 So evidently, doing a bad impersonation of Michael Jackson is punishable by death, in NYC. I approve.

Too soon?

Posted by: goatexchange at December 09, 2024 12:44 PM (hyS0X)

259 BLM is invited to get froggy but they will learn that a lot of normal people aren't going to stand for it.

Posted by: NR Pax at December 09, 2024 12:44 PM (jjoN6)

260 This has been the approach for developing vaccines for decades. It's supposed to be Africans, Indians, etc. dying before we give it to Timmy and Suzy. We're not supposed be be the test group, darnit!

our kids were the live test for the HPV vaccine too. so not a new thing. btw don't give your kids that garbage either.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 09, 2024 12:44 PM (Pv3Rg)

261 238 The commies never should have charged him. They'll pay one day.
Posted by: Plainoldtoast at December 09, 2024 12:42 PM (XhgfP)

I doubt it. Nice to hope though.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2024 12:44 PM (x0n13)

262 248 Fry up a sausage patty smash burger style till crisp, stick it in a Ciabatta roll and cover with an American Cheese slice. Then try to complain.
Posted by: Auspex at December 09, 202

Slowly raises hand

Posted by: Piper at December 09, 2024 12:44 PM (pZEOD)

263 Nazi Dr. collaborator Anthony Hopkins sues Ben gazzarra in the movie "QB-VII" for defamation and is awarded 50 cents. IIRC.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Better, it was a half-penny. "The lowest coin in the realm."

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 09, 2024 12:44 PM (lTGtQ)

264 But for some reason I sense that the BLM fulminations will be about as consequential as Hezbollah's defiant calls to arms and claims of "victory". As degraded as the society remains, the air is out of that particular toxic sail for the moment.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 09, 2024 12:44 PM (1m82a)

265 >>Well, I am reliably informed that granny porn is a thing.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 09, 2024 12:40 PM (xCA6C)

One thing every single AI bot will refuse to render is GP in the style of Hillary Clinton. You can go ahead and try it and see for yourself.

Posted by: Roy at December 09, 2024 12:44 PM (z+ik4)

266
The tears shed at Bluesky are delicious.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 09, 2024 12:44 PM (dxSpM)

267 Is a thumb a finger?

Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2024 12:45 PM (fV+MH)

268 254 Fontina, Gruyere and White American are the best cheese for sauces / melts.
Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2024 12:43 PM (vGiQ3)

Gruyere is best for making a mornay to stuff mushrooms with.

Posted by: XTC at December 09, 2024 12:45 PM (UnA8+)

269 ""Update to my update: I just remembered, prosecutors unfortunately can try some bullsh*t where they bring a "violation of civil rights" charge.""

Why didn't they do this with OJ? The DAs office made such a hash of the first prosecution that they needed another bite at that apple too.

Also - I remember the cops in the Rodney King case being re-tried and thinking at the time 'how is this not double jeopardy'? I finally concluded that as police officers there was maybe a higher standard/risk? But still it, to this day, seems unfair and a political stunt to placate certain communities.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 09, 2024 12:45 PM (QGaXH)

270 I see Taylor Lorenz podcast distribution deal won't be renewed. It just started in 2/24 , so it must be for a year.
Someone on X commented "Penny not guilty, CEO killer nabbed, Lorenz podcast ending. Bad start of week for left"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 09, 2024 12:45 PM (C8u8d)

271 Found not guilty by a NY jury, Expectantly.

Posted by: davidt at December 09, 2024 12:45 PM (i0F8b)

272 Make a good roux and use half and half or milk, evaporated or what have you. That right there will get you good mac and cheese. But you’re not done!

Oh no. Fold in and incorporate your favorite Cheddar. Gouda. Pepper Jack. Velveeta. Yumm

Posted by: Jus sayin at December 09, 2024 12:45 PM (sunG2)

273
You know WHO ELSE referred to the Almighty as "Gott"...
Posted by: Bulg at December 09, 2024 12:24 PM (v6JzV)
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Schiller?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at December 09, 2024 12:27 PM (fsC91)

Goethe outta here!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 09, 2024 12:45 PM (y9nCu)

274 NYC is still the safest large city in the US by far. But there are worrying trends and they're all caused by government malfeasance.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 09, 2024 12:45 PM (Gqoy+)

275 dirty little secret is most mexican restaurants use white American cheese for their queso (and it's awesome)
Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything

Not in New Mexico: Velveeta. American cheese is a Texas thing.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 09, 2024 12:45 PM (e+6P0)

276
Cry, lefties! Cry and rage. Do they not look beautiful with tears?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 09, 2024 12:46 PM (dxSpM)

277
rebecca de Mornay sauce. Call Gwyneth Paltrow and her candle mold!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2024 12:46 PM (x0n13)

278 Penny are you ok? Are you ok, Penny?

Posted by: Jack Michaelson at December 09, 2024 12:46 PM (Ybyk2)

279 garrett, if you can find it give Toma a try.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 09, 2024 12:46 PM (gGMRM)

280 What is wrong with Easy Cheese ??

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2024 12:46 PM (QTCRF)

281 274 NYC is still the safest large city in the US by far. But there are worrying trends and they're all caused by government malfeasance.

wtf no

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 09, 2024 12:46 PM (Pv3Rg)

282 Goes with everything, easy to dispense.

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2024 12:46 PM (QTCRF)

283 265 One thing every single AI bot will refuse to render is GP in the style of Hillary Clinton. You can go ahead and try it and see for yourself.
Posted by: Roy at December 09, 2024 12:44 PM (z+ik4)

It won't do Joe Biden, dressed as Dracula, trying to eat a baby, either.

Posted by: XTC at December 09, 2024 12:46 PM (UnA8+)

284 128 Already there were women posting about how sexy the United Healthcare assassin is .
Posted by: steevy at December 09, 2024 12:29 PM (KQk9m)

Of course there are.

They dream of getting pounded by a serial killer.

They also think they can turn him around with the magic pu55y.

We are also nor supposed to notice or talk about cause misogyny.

Shit never changes.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 09, 2024 12:46 PM (OA79/)

285 Listen! Hear that? It's the lamentations of their women.

Sweet, sweet music.

Posted by: Roy at December 09, 2024 12:46 PM (z+ik4)

286 American cheese is great for hamburgers and grilled cheese.

And exactly no other thing.

well, cheesesteaks
Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 09, 2024 12:36 PM (Pv3Rg)

and a base in an omelet, then blended with other cheese like a cheddar. it just melts perfectly for that.

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at December 09, 2024 12:46 PM (nXhwP)

287 Black Olives Matter!

Posted by: ShainS -- Deus Ex Muskina [h/t Mike Benz] at December 09, 2024 12:47 PM (J02S0)

288 190 165 Bluesky Libs react to Daniel Penny's not guilty verdict with calls to defund the police and murder Penny and other white men. pic.twitter.com/4mNgcho6jK

— Bluesky Libs (@BlueskyLibs) December 9, 2024

Well...I'm white and I'm right here.
I'll be your huckleberry.
Take your best shot but word of advice...don'tmiss.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 09, 2024 12:36 PM (W/lyH)

Okey dokey! Let me just put my hair up in a bun, set my man purse down and then maybe you can tell me which is the shooty end of this thing

Posted by: BlueSky keyboard warrior p*ssies everywhere at December 09, 2024 12:47 PM (hjUY3)

289 Goes with everything, easy to dispense.
Posted by: runner

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I like how this could be a comment about Cheez Whiz or about BLM violence.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - brightly colored hair and prison tattoos are women manipulated to help trannies blend at December 09, 2024 12:47 PM (eE83Y)

290 224 Nazi Dr. collaborator Anthony Hopkins sues Ben gazzarra in the movie "QB-VII" for defamation and is awarded 50 cents. IIRC.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2024 12:38 PM (x0n13)
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One half-penny.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at December 09, 2024 12:40 PM (fsC91)

"The smallest coin of the realm".

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 09, 2024 12:47 PM (wtvvX)

291 Black Olives Matter!
Posted by: ShainS -- Deus Ex Muskina [h/t Mike Benz] at December 09, 2024 12:47 PM (J02S0)

GROSS!

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 09, 2024 12:47 PM (CIS44)

292 oops, UNexpectantly.

Posted by: davidt at December 09, 2024 12:47 PM (i0F8b)

293 179 Alleppo peppers were the only good thing to come out of Syria. Past tense as they dont produce them anyMore.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at December 09, 2024 12:47 PM (wBaIH)

294 Well, I am reliably informed that granny porn is a thing.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 09, 2024 12:40 PM (xCA6C)

One thing every single AI bot will refuse to render is GP in the style of Hillary Clinton. You can go ahead and try it and see for yourself.

I can think of precisely nothing that would induce me to do such a thing.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 09, 2024 12:47 PM (xCA6C)

295 I think the prosecution failed to overcome the jurors' "lived experience" of riding the subways.

Posted by: mr tmz at December 09, 2024 12:47 PM (rJ48h)

296
Whiz dosed with Worcestershire, horseradish, and some stray hot sauces makes for a acceptable late night drinking cracker dip.

Don't ask me how I know this.

Posted by: Auspex at December 09, 2024 12:47 PM (j4U/Z)

297 *knockknockknock*
Penny!
*knockknockknock*
Penny!
*knockknockknock*
Penny!

Posted by: Sheldon Cooper at December 09, 2024 12:47 PM (fsC91)

298 280 What is wrong with Easy Cheese ??
Posted by: runner at December

Well to start, it’s pressurized in a can. Oh wait, not what you meant?

Posted by: Piper at December 09, 2024 12:48 PM (pZEOD)

299 #258 "So evidently, doing a bad impersonation of Michael Jackson is punishable by death, in NYC. I approve.

Too soon?"

Its human nature.

Posted by: Crusader at December 09, 2024 12:48 PM (TN0g+)

300 ""Jordan Neely's "father," who abandoned him as an infant to spend more time with his drugs, claims he's going to sue Penny.""

If dad had been around maybe Neely whould have found something better to do than harass people on the subway.

I guess maybe fish really do need bicycles........

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 09, 2024 12:48 PM (QGaXH)

301 A whole lot of coping and seething going on over at Bluski

Posted by: one hour sober at December 09, 2024 12:48 PM (Y1sOo)

302 It would be most unfortunate if mostly peaceful protests broke out in NYC resulting the destruction of that once great metroplis.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at December 09, 2024 12:48 PM (zVGVg)

303 272 Make a good roux and use half and half or milk, evaporated or what have you. That right there will get you good mac and cheese. But you’re not done!

Oh no. Fold in and incorporate your favorite Cheddar. Gouda. Pepper Jack. Velveeta. Yumm
Posted by: Jus sayin at December 09, 2024 12:45 PM (sunG2)

Gruyere, White Sharp, and I pick a 3rd at random.

Then add sausage.

Posted by: XTC at December 09, 2024 12:48 PM (UnA8+)

304 I should tell you my loofah plant story- I ordered an expensive baby plant, created the perfect environment with a big planter, bought an elaborate trellis to train it to grow. And then J pulled it up because he thought it was a weed.
Posted by: Piper

Ouch! Did you make him replace it?

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at December 09, 2024 12:48 PM (UZF0m)

305 are we counting creme fraiche as cheese? I use it all the time for sauces.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 09, 2024 12:48 PM (+A9KU)

306 267 Is a thumb a finger?
Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2024 12:45 PM (fV+MH)

Yes.

Posted by: Every piano teacher at December 09, 2024 12:48 PM (PiwSw)

307 American cheese is great for hamburgers and grilled cheese.

And exactly no other thing.

well, cheesesteaks
Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 09, 2024 12:36 PM (Pv3Rg)

and a base in an omelet, then blended with other cheese like a cheddar. it just melts perfectly for that.
Posted by: Sturmtoddler at December 09, 2024 12:46 PM (nXhwP)

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And chili!

Posted by: ShainS -- Deus Ex Muskina [h/t Mike Benz] at December 09, 2024 12:48 PM (J02S0)

308 You know WHO ELSE referred to the Almighty as "Gott"...
Posted by: Bulg at December 09, 2024 12:24 PM (v6JzV)
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Schiller?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at December 09, 2024 12:27 PM (fsC91)

Goethe outta here!

He Kan't.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 09, 2024 12:48 PM (xCA6C)

309 Is Stelter a thumb?

Posted by: steevy at December 09, 2024 12:49 PM (KQk9m)

310 The verdict reminds me of an observation that author Mike Z. Williamson made about Rittenhouse.

"If he's innocent, then the shitbags are on notice that we can fight back. If he's guilty, then we know the score and will take as many of them with us that we can."

Posted by: NR Pax at December 09, 2024 12:49 PM (jjoN6)

311 287 Black Olives Matter!
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They have no taste.

Posted by: pudinhead at December 09, 2024 12:49 PM (jFCkp)

312 Feds could still charge Penny with some type of civil rights crap like they did with Rodney King cops, but "State action" would be almost impossible hurdle to clear. Federal hate crime? Maybe, but Trump's DOJ would surely move to dismiss, and Trump could always pardon. I think the criminal side is over.

Posted by: Martin Tell at December 09, 2024 12:49 PM (sFNX2)

313 301 A whole lot of coping and seething going on over at Bluski
Posted by: one hour sober at December 09, 2024 12:48 PM (Y1sOo)

Thank you for taking one for the team and reporting back from there. Didn't have the energy or desire to look myself.

Posted by: Roy at December 09, 2024 12:49 PM (z+ik4)

314 >>>Altoona apparently has its own style of pizza. They melt american cheese on top.

Wars have started for less.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 09, 2024 12:49 PM (CwhoI)

315 Black Olives ARE disgusting.

But green ones are not much better.

Saturated with Gin/vodka and vermouth they are not bad.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 09, 2024 12:49 PM (HsOwE)

316 AAFES of all organizations, used to offer Chili Cheese dogs, and Nachos w/ Jalapeno that was awesome. I mean complete trash nutritionally, but pure Ambrosia when it comes to junk food and hangover mitigation using Best Practices. A nice radioactive orange cheese, maybe 90 weight gear oil viscosity.

Posted by: Jus sayin at December 09, 2024 12:49 PM (sunG2)

317 12 Really wish I was less of a pessimist because there's a lot of good shit happening.
Posted by: From about That Time at December 09, 2024 12:06 PM (4780s)

Srsly , FATT, just allow yourself some relief and joyfulness. Even if it turns on us later, at least you gave your soul a break for a while.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 09, 2024 12:50 PM (OX9vb)

318 "Content warning -- it's a bum lying on the seats pissing freely on to the subway floor."

My one and only trip to Chicago was in December 1998 as a 22 year old. My best friend graduated the year before I did and moved to downtown, and I flew up to hang out for New Year's. He had a couple of days where he couldn't get off work so I explored the city. I mostly walked at first but it was frigid (shocking, right?!) and I started riding the trains.

Until exactly this happened to me with the wino passed out in the seat in front of me. I smelled the piss before I saw it and had to yank my feet up in the air so the river of piss didn't splash all over my Docs. That was the moment where I realized I didn't want to live in a huge downtown area.

Posted by: radar at December 09, 2024 12:50 PM (BRML0)

319 If he's guilty, then we know the score and will take as many of them with us that we can."

Just don't say gas them.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 09, 2024 12:50 PM (/2t4s)

320 46 Joy Reid will be "Must Watch TV" today.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 09, 2024 12:15 PM (PiwSw)

No thanks.

I wouldn't be surprised if she just ignored the story....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 09, 2024 12:50 PM (QGaXH)

321 ""Jordan Neely's "father," who abandoned him as an infant to spend more time with his drugs, claims he's going to sue Penny.""

--

hahahaha, I'm reminded of the funniest part of the George Floyd Summer of Love.

One of his baby mommas that lived far away was interviewed by a TV station and she described how she introduced her child to his father that way. That's yo daddy! That man on TV is yo daddy!

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - brightly colored hair and prison tattoos are women manipulated to help trannies blend at December 09, 2024 12:50 PM (eE83Y)

322 Must you people add cheese to every dish/meal? It's a sickness.

Posted by: Lactaid Larry at December 09, 2024 12:50 PM (rJHP4)

323 301 A whole lot of coping and seething going on over at Bluski
Posted by: one hour sober at December 09, 2024 12:48 PM (Y1sOo)

Also a lot of child porn from reports.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 09, 2024 12:50 PM (HsOwE)

324 Everything Chauvin did that day was straight from the Minneapolis Metro Police Manual. Floyd killed himself.
Posted by: pudinhead at December 09, 2024 12:43 PM (jFCkp)

I recall that at the time, and the people who write the manual immediately revised it to erase that part, making it look like Chauvin's action were a violation, when they weren't.

And then Georgia did the same thing to the McMichaels, where open carry and citizen's arrests were on the books... until that criminal who was breaking into houses decided to confront a guy with a shotgun, trying to take the gun away from him.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 09, 2024 12:50 PM (dGCAG)

325 Wife never understood my fondness for Velveeta, first thing she threw out when I had a heart attack in my forties. Stop miss it.

Posted by: From about That Time at December 09, 2024 12:51 PM (4780s)

326 306 267 Is a thumb a finger?
Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2024 12:45 PM (fV+MH)

Yes.
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No. Its opposable.

Posted by: pudinhead at December 09, 2024 12:51 PM (jFCkp)

327 Black olives on pizza, when you want to deter pizza moochers.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2024 12:51 PM (9rKTR)

328 I think the prosecution failed to overcome the jurors' "lived experience" of riding the subways.

Posted by: mr tmz at December 09, 2024 12:47 PM (rJ48h)

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That was Dan Bongino's take this morning.

Posted by: ShainS -- Deus Ex Muskina [h/t Mike Benz] at December 09, 2024 12:51 PM (J02S0)

329 Vox shitcanned the Taylor Lorenz podcast.

-
Gosh, I wonder why.

Taylor Lorenz@taylorlorenz.bsky.social
People have very justified hatred toward insurance company CEOs because these executives are responsible for an unfathomable amount of death and suffering. As someone against death and suffering, I think it’s good to call out this broken system and the ppl in power who enable it.

Posted by: Old Nick at December 09, 2024 12:52 PM (L/fGl)

330
2024: the annus horribilis of the Left.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 09, 2024 12:52 PM (dxSpM)

331 I actually shook a little when I saw he was acquitted. I don't expect the verdict to hit that way. I guess I'm shocked there is still justice in NYC, I thought after the judge played dirty to get one charge dropped they'd vote guilty on the lesser charge.

Kudos to the jurors, even double mask Karen. Hope it doesn't suppress good samaritans, so people in NYC can take their city back from the crazies. But I still think there will be a chilling effect.

Hopefully it's too cold to riot tonight.

Posted by: LizLem at December 09, 2024 12:52 PM (wcIbG)

332 Black olives on pizza, when you want to deter pizza moochers.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2024 12:51 PM (9rKTR)

Yum!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 09, 2024 12:52 PM (W/lyH)

333 > Black Olives ARE disgusting.

But green ones are not much better.

Saturated with Gin/vodka and vermouth they are not bad.
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Word

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 09, 2024 12:52 PM (Q4IgG)

334 Is American cheese actually cheese? I think it has some cheese in it, along with many other things to male it sort of like silly putty and Slime mixed together.

Posted by: Ripley at December 09, 2024 12:52 PM (GUOwU)

335 I thought sardines were the toxic waste dump of pizza no man's land.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 09, 2024 12:52 PM (HsOwE)

336 My taste buds start the process. Any contact with American (Processed Cheese Food) and I almost gag. The texture maybe.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 09, 2024 12:53 PM (Q1Xo+)

337 228 >>Nothing is worse than Philippino Pizza

Filipino pizza is worse
Posted by: one hour sober

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Doesn't exist

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at December 09, 2024 12:53 PM (7gFa4)

338 I'm sure the BLM crazies will save the rioting for the weekend...afterall, gotta go to work tomorrow.

Posted by: Crusader at December 09, 2024 12:53 PM (TN0g+)

339 330
2024: the annus horribilis of the Left.

Protip: It's never the wrong time to say annus horribilis. See also: Annus mirabilis.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 09, 2024 12:53 PM (xCA6C)

340 Schiller?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at December 09, 2024 12:27 PM (fsC91)

Martin Luther.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2024 12:54 PM (D7oie)

341 The state of "judiciary" in NYC, NYS - and of course much of the country - is astonishingly bad. Key component of the national rot.
Posted by: rhomboid
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Is this about me? No, couldn't be.

Posted by: Hon. Kentanji Brown Jackson at December 09, 2024 12:54 PM (aXnc9)

342 @334 the idea of "Processed Cheese Food" always gave the Soylent Green willies

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 09, 2024 12:54 PM (C8u8d)

343 >>Black olives on pizza, when you want to deter pizza moochers.

They are only bad if you cook them on the pizza.

Better when you wait until the pizza is out of the oven to add them.

But I'd prefer you left them out of the pizza equation, myself.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2024 12:54 PM (vGiQ3)

344 Srsly , FATT, just allow yourself some relief and joyfulness. Even if it turns on us later, at least you gave your soul a break for a while.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 09, 2024 12:50 PM (OX9vb)

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That opening caused me to read & hear that comment in F. Joe's voice ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Deus Ex Muskina [h/t Mike Benz] at December 09, 2024 12:54 PM (J02S0)

345 315 Black Olives ARE disgusting.

But green ones are not much better.

Saturated with Gin/vodka and vermouth they are not bad.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 09, 2024 12:49 PM
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Agreed on Black Olives however, Kalamata Olives..oh yeah!

Posted by: WisRich at December 09, 2024 12:54 PM (G0vdT)

346 314 >>>Altoona apparently has its own style of pizza. They melt american cheese on top.

Wars have started for less.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 09, 2024 12:49 PM (CwhoI)

I have never eating one slice of pizza in PA thar wasn't reminiscent of matza bread with chefboyardee raviolis top. In PA defense, I have never eating pizza in philly.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 09, 2024 12:54 PM (OA79/)

347 I see Taylor Lorenz podcast distribution deal won't be renewed. It just started in 2/24 , so it must be for a year.
Someone on X commented "Penny not guilty, CEO killer nabbed, Lorenz podcast ending. Bad start of week for left"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 09, 2024 12:45 PM (C8u8d)

There aren't too many things in this world I care less about than what Granny Lorenz does for a living, but that's not how podcasts are supposed to work.

You're supposed to build an audience of people who want to see/hear what you have to say, and then get paid because they do.

Giving someone a distribution deal for a podcast seems sort of Air America like.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 09, 2024 12:54 PM (dGCAG)

348
Pizza with Government cheese.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 09, 2024 12:54 PM (dxSpM)

349 Top Marx for these puns, guys.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 09, 2024 12:54 PM (hovnC)

350 I'm sure the BLM crazies will save the rioting for the weekend...afterall, gotta go to work tomorrow.
Posted by: Crusader at December 09, 2024 12:53 PM (TN0g+)

*pause*

*group laugh*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 09, 2024 12:54 PM (HsOwE)

351 the only thing velveeta is good for is to heat it up in a bowl till it's gooey, mix in a couple cans of Ro-Tel, and break out the Doritos!

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2024 12:55 PM (wyMQY)

352 337 228 >>Nothing is worse than Philippino Pizza

Filipino pizza is worse
Posted by: one hour sober
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Doesn't exist
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Go to Olongapo and check it out. Its just weird in every dimension possible.

Posted by: pudinhead at December 09, 2024 12:55 PM (jFCkp)

353 I'm sure the BLM crazies will save the rioting for the weekend...afterall, gotta go to work tomorrow.
Posted by: Crusader at December 09, 2024 12:53 PM (TN0g+)
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According to a cop I know, he arrested a guy who got paid for rioting. Even showed him proof.

LA cop.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 09, 2024 12:55 PM (tT6L1)

354 >> Is American cheese actually cheese?

Trust the Process

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2024 12:55 PM (vGiQ3)

355 2024: the annus horribilis of the Left.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 09, 2024 12:52 PM (dxSpM)

Everything is beautiful
In its own way

Posted by: Dr. Proctologist at December 09, 2024 12:55 PM (Aqu9a)

356 Cottage cheese also adds something to mac & cheese. And of course smoked paprika.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 09, 2024 12:55 PM (1m82a)

357 >>> 272 Make a good roux and use half and half or milk, evaporated or what have you. That right there will get you good mac and cheese. But you’re not done! Oh no. Fold in and incorporate your favorite Cheddar. Gouda. Pepper Jack. Velveeta. Yumm
Posted by: Jus sayin at December 09, 2024 12:45 PM (sunG2) Gruyere, White Sharp, and I pick a 3rd at random. Then add sausage.
Posted by: XTC at December 09, 2024 12:48 PM (UnA8+)

That sounds amazing. Used to have a lady in my life that would make real baked southern Mac n cheese. Heaven on a spoon. Wish I'd had her teach me.

I cheat a roux sometimes by stirring in cream cheese, then add the shredded cheese and other ingredients. Not as elegant a process, but fast.

Posted by: LizLem at December 09, 2024 12:55 PM (wcIbG)

358 Euros do some odd things they call "pizza" too

Posted by: steevy at December 09, 2024 12:55 PM (KQk9m)

359 O'city is just weird...

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2024 12:55 PM (9rKTR)

360 They melt american cheese on top. That's the secret.

It's disgusting, and anyone from Altoona should be ashamed of themselves.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 09, 2024 12:30 PM (uCjyK)

the cafeteria in grade school made that pizza. It was wonderful

Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2024 12:56 PM (D7oie)

361 This seems appropriate.

https://is.gd/3cbHP4

Posted by: Old Nick at December 09, 2024 12:56 PM (L/fGl)

362 "Must you people add cheese to every dish/meal? It's a sickness.
Posted by: Lactaid Larry"

Right? Some of these people would melt cheese on their ice-cream.

Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2024 12:56 PM (fV+MH)

363
It's almost 1:00 PM EST. Crazies haven't woken up yet.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 09, 2024 12:56 PM (dxSpM)

364 you can tell its lunchtime this just turned into a food thread!

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2024 12:56 PM (wyMQY)

365 > the only thing velveeta is good for is to heat it up in a bowl till it's gooey, mix in a couple cans of Ro-Tel, and break out the Doritos!
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My wife uses some in her homemade mac 'n cheese. Helps get the other, mostly dry cheeses to get creamy. I think there's like 4 different cheeses in it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 09, 2024 12:56 PM (Q4IgG)

366 334 Is American cheese actually cheese? I think it has some cheese in it, along with many other things to male it sort of like silly putty and Slime mixed together.
Posted by: Ripley at December 09, 2024 12:52 PM (GUOwU)

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There is American cheese that is really cheese, like Boar's Head or the Kraft Deluxe. Then you have "cheese food", and at the bottom of the pile is "cheese food product"

Posted by: radar at December 09, 2024 12:56 PM (BRML0)

367 315 Black Olives ARE disgusting.

But green ones are not much better.

Saturated with Gin/vodka and vermouth they are not bad.

raisins > olives

Posted by: theresa heinz-kerry at December 09, 2024 12:57 PM (pvAJF)

368 I have never eating one slice of pizza in PA thar wasn't reminiscent of matza bread with chefboyardee raviolis top. In PA defense, I have never eating pizza in philly.

great pizza in PA:
- Johnnys (Bryn Mawr)
- Pizza (West Chester)
- Gentili's (Exton)
- Joey's (Thorndale)

not too much in philly itself, surprisingly. South Philly is ... ok? better for sandwiches

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 09, 2024 12:57 PM (Pv3Rg)

369 Cheese on waffles.

*runs*

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2024 12:57 PM (9rKTR)

370 There is American cheese that is really cheese, like Boar's Head or the Kraft Deluxe. Then you have "cheese food", and at the bottom of the pile is "cheese food product"
Posted by: radar at December 09, 2024 12:56 PM (BRML0)

Reminds me of my days working at the Bell, the bags of "meat" said "taco meat filling".

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 09, 2024 12:58 PM (CIS44)

371 >>> Filipino pizza is worse
Posted by: one hour sober

I'm going to look that up! You've got me intrigued.

Made Filipino adobo pork this weekend, could have not been easier. Pork shoulder in crock pot in the morning with one cup apple cider vinegar, one cup soy sauce, garlic, salt and pepper. Simmer for hours. Heaven at night.

Posted by: LizLem at December 09, 2024 12:58 PM (wcIbG)

372 American cheese is great for hamburgers and grilled cheese.

And exactly no other thing.
Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2024 12:36 PM (fV+MH)
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Melted on top of a toasted English muffin is pretty good, too.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at December 09, 2024 12:37 PM (fsC91)
***

Cougar Gold cheese from Washington State University.
Nothing better.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 09, 2024 12:58 PM (W/lyH)

373 The person being questioned in Pennsylvania was in possession of a gun with a silencer and a fake New Jersey driver's license, sources said.

While "Leave the gun, take the cannoli" no longer works because of DNA, it's usually a good idea to get rid of the gun, silencer, and fake id.

So apparently the United Health assassin may have been caught in Altoona PA because customers in a McDonalds recognized him from his pictures.
So much for all the high tech work.

Door Dash and Uber Eats would have been a better option.

Posted by: Chuck c at December 09, 2024 12:58 PM (yOPBE)

374 >>great pizza in PA:
- Johnnys (Bryn Mawr)
- Pizza (West Chester)
- Gentili's (Exton)
- Joey's (Thorndale)

not too much in philly itself, surprisingly. South Philly is ... ok? better for sandwiches

The only food I would go to Philly for was for Dim Sum / Dumplings.

Everything else there was trash.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2024 12:58 PM (vGiQ3)

375 Black Olives Matter!
Posted by: ShainS -- Deus Ex Muskina [h/t Mike Benz] at December 09, 2024 12:47 PM (J02S0)

GROSS!
Posted by: BruceWayne at December 09, 2024 12:47 PM

Well, if you're talking about those little rubber gasket things you find in CA, then sure. Kalamatas, oil cured, now those are good black olives.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 09, 2024 12:58 PM (+QlJh)

376 I fully confess to enjoying black Olives on a Pizza. Usually a sausage pairing, and onion. Perhaps a Red onion, and this is a nice change from Pepperoni.

Posted by: Jus sayin at December 09, 2024 12:58 PM (sunG2)

377 Begun, cheese on top of apple pie war has.
-Yoda

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 09, 2024 12:59 PM (HsOwE)

378 Back during the Trayvon BS I saw it pointed out that the race baiters always chose an incident that can be claimed either way, so it becomes exponentially more controversial.

Posted by: davidt at December 09, 2024 12:59 PM (i0F8b)

379 My wife uses some in her homemade mac 'n cheese. Helps get the other, mostly dry cheeses to get creamy. I think there's like 4 different cheeses in it.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 09, 2024 12:56 PM (Q4IgG)

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A tip you may or may not know about melting cheese for mac n cheese, dips, etc - don't use packaged shredded cheese for it. They use an additive to keep it from clumping which makes it melt in globs. Buy a block and grate it yourself. More work obviously but the results will be much better.

Posted by: radar at December 09, 2024 12:59 PM (BRML0)

380 Protip: It's never the wrong time to say annus horribilis. See also: Annus mirabilis.
____

Annulus mirabilis? I'm in!

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at December 09, 2024 12:59 PM (aXnc9)

381 Everything else there was trash.

You're not wrong, Garrett.

although John's bar was still good for pork and roast beef sandwiches last I checked

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 09, 2024 12:59 PM (Pv3Rg)

382 Made Filipino adobo pork this weekend, could have not been easier. Pork shoulder in crock pot in the morning with one cup apple cider vinegar, one cup soy sauce, garlic, salt and pepper. Simmer for hours. Heaven at night.
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Adobo is great. South America does this, too. My wife loves it. But Filipino Pizza sucks ballz.

Posted by: pudinhead at December 09, 2024 12:59 PM (jFCkp)

383 > Make a good roux and use half and half or milk, evaporated or what have you. That right there will get you good mac and cheese. But you’re not done!

I have never made roux. When I watch videos online, they make it look either really easy, or really hard. The comments are always full of people telling the video maker they're doing it wrong. I've basically come to the conclusion that you need someone to show you how and to make critiques if you're doing it right or wrong. Because I don't know anyone who can do that for me, I've never tried.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 09, 2024 01:00 PM (Odg76)

384 "cheese food product" always amused me, and was satisfying when I wanted to silently strike back against the faux science narcissistic touchy feely organic/natural/blah blah blah cult behavior.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 09, 2024 01:00 PM (1m82a)

385 Filipino pizza must really suck given that Jollibee doesn't offer it on the menu.

Posted by: mr tmz at December 09, 2024 01:00 PM (rJ48h)

386 Begun, cheese on top of apple pie war has.
-Yoda
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 09, 2024 12:59 PM (HsOwE)

A nice thick piece of sharp cheddar. This is the way.

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 09, 2024 01:00 PM (CIS44)

387 365 My wife uses some in her homemade mac 'n cheese. Helps get the other, mostly dry cheeses to get creamy. I think there's like 4 different cheeses in it.

our diversity is our strength

Posted by: velveeta at December 09, 2024 01:00 PM (pvAJF)

388 So one lefty is arguing that Penny being found innocent will increase the amount of rapes in Baltimore and college campuses?

WTF

Do we have an epidemic of, I guess, white racists raping black homeless guys in Baltimore? Didn't they eventually arrest Ed Buck?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 09, 2024 01:00 PM (oZhjI)

389 So apparently the United Health assassin may have been caught in Altoona PA because customers in a McDonalds recognized him from his pictures.
So much for all the high tech work.
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Door Dash and Uber Eats would have been a better option.
Posted by: Chuck c at December 09, 2024 12:58 PM (yOPBE)

I guarantee there were people who recognized him immediately from the first photos.

They didn't want to turn him in though. Customers at McD's did though.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 09, 2024 01:00 PM (dGCAG)

390 his pictures.
So much for all the high tech work.

Door Dash and Uber Eats would have been a better option.
Posted by: Chuck c at December 09, 2024 12:58 PM (yOPBE)

Maybe ditch the gun.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 09, 2024 01:00 PM (OA79/)

391 So now it's a cheese thread.

Posted by: Bulg at December 09, 2024 01:00 PM (v6JzV)

392 Nood

Posted by: Thanatopsis at December 09, 2024 01:00 PM (GYt5+)

393 NOOD

UHC murder suspect

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 09, 2024 01:00 PM (KcwUg)

394 377 Begun, cheese on top of apple pie war has.
-Yoda
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 09, 2024 12:59 PM (HsOwE)

My old father always used to insist on having a big block of cheddar along with his apple tart.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 09, 2024 01:00 PM (LxER7)

395 EVERYTHING is better with gravy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 09, 2024 01:00 PM (HsOwE)

396 Look, I know what to do with crappy cheese slices!

Posted by: Senate Majority Leader at December 09, 2024 01:01 PM (rJHP4)

397 Calls Grow for Bill Gates’ Arrest After He Admits Using India as a ‘Kind of Laboratory’ to Test Vaccines

Posted by: SMOD at December 09, 2024 12:33 PM (RHGPo)

You know, I suspect he only wanted to be the most important person in the world, the sort of person everyone pays attention to and wants to know where he is. Sort of like Blofeld

Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2024 01:01 PM (D7oie)

398 >>although John's bar was still good for pork and roast beef sandwiches last I checked

I could stop in Newark and get Italian Potted Beef from Amelia's...
save me 2 hours of driving and it's the best I have ever had. Not sorry, Grandma.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2024 01:01 PM (vGiQ3)

399 Right? Some of these people would melt cheese on their ice-cream.

Posted by: eleven

Silly, you don't melt cheese on your ice cream. You crumble the Bleu Cheese over it.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 09, 2024 01:01 PM (lTGtQ)

400 Got a great pork adobo recipe from a guy I was paired up with to play 9 at the Haines Point course in DC years ago. We exchanged recipes the whole time. Mexican adobo is a bit different but they're both good.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 09, 2024 01:01 PM (1m82a)

401
As a related side note, besides being a pedophilic man-child drug addict, Michael Jackson was totally overrated. Without the genius of Quincy Jones, his music was shit, and his dance moves were designed to be imitated by rhythm-challenged pasty white people.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 09, 2024 01:01 PM (y9nCu)

402 358 Euros do some odd things they call "pizza" too
Posted by: steevy at December 09, 2024 12:55 PM (KQk9m)

No kidding, had a herring pizza in Zurich one Sunday afternoon. Only place open that had "food".

Posted by: Beartooth at December 09, 2024 01:01 PM (WuJwx)

403 Tillamook Extra Sharp Cheddar. Fantastic.

And you can buy it in huge blocks at Costco.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 09, 2024 01:02 PM (wtvvX)

404 335 I thought sardines were the toxic waste dump of pizza no man's land.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

The adoration of Anchovies on pizza and in Caesar salad is the recognition of the palette's full evolution and completion of the gourmet's journey to perfection.

Posted by: Auspex at December 09, 2024 01:02 PM (j4U/Z)

405 Do we have an epidemic of, I guess, white racists raping black homeless guys in Baltimore? Didn't they eventually arrest Ed Buck?
Posted by: 18-1 at December 09, 2024 01:00 PM (oZhjI)

Yeah, Ed Buck, who is Adam Schiff's best friend.

But the sad thing is, there are some women who only think it two modes: Rape and Abortion.

It's always on their minds.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 09, 2024 01:02 PM (dGCAG)

406 After watching some video of protestors in NYC....I modify my ealier sentiments and now would eagerly support the utter self-destruction of the whole of NYC.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at December 09, 2024 01:02 PM (zVGVg)

407 >>As a related side note, besides being a pedophilic man-child drug addict, Michael Jackson was totally overrated. Without the genius of Quincy Jones

Side 1 of Off the Wall is Quincy Jones Opus.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2024 01:03 PM (vGiQ3)

408 Yep, the secret of Velveeta is the melting property.

Even if you disdain, keep some under the sink or whatever, to help achieve a eutectic response to melting less melty cheeses in the recipe.

One thing I’ve leaned with cooking, don’t try to like something because somebody told you should. By the same token don’t turn your nose up on stuff they tell you to either.

Posted by: Jus sayin at December 09, 2024 01:03 PM (sunG2)

409 Bonhomme, first time I tried it I burnt it five times. No joke. Finally got it but it was frustrating.

Posted by: LizLem at December 09, 2024 01:03 PM (wcIbG)

410 As a related side note, besides being a pedophilic man-child drug addict, Michael Jackson was totally overrated. Without the genius of Quincy Jones, his music was shit, and his dance moves were designed to be imitated by rhythm-challenged pasty white people.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 09, 2024 01:01 PM (y9nCu)

Also related: Quincy Jones was a gay pedophile too. Basically he was what they're saying Diddy is.

He was the black gay pedophile in Hollywood, running side by side with the David Geffen gay white pedophile ring.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 09, 2024 01:04 PM (dGCAG)

411 My son used to have a close friend whose mom was Filipino and she used to invite us to these parties with all these other Filipino friends and relatives of theirs. The food was really hit or miss. Some of it was delicious, and some of it was really weird, like a sort of baked spaghetti but with cut up hot dogs and American cheese.

At some point, we must have offended them somehow because they suddenly stopped inviting us to anything.

Posted by: radar at December 09, 2024 01:04 PM (BRML0)

412 But the sad thing is, there are some women who only think it two modes: Rape and Abortion.

It's always on their minds.

That reminds me of the meme where a feminist wearing a handmaid's outfit gets all hot and sweaty talking to some conservative guy about how much he wants to force himself on her and impregnate her while he gets more shocked and disgusted

Posted by: 18-1 at December 09, 2024 01:05 PM (oZhjI)

413 BrooklynDad_Defiant!@mmpadellan.bsky.social
I am sick to my stomach at the sheer jubilation over on Twitter right now that Daniel Penny got away with murdering Jordan Neely, an unhoused Black man with mental issues.
It's disgusting.

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El Topo
@eltopo71.com
Trump gets re-elected, then Daniel Penny gets away with murder. America is going backwards.

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Now We Know News@nowweknownews.bsky.social
Jordan Neely's killer walks free. Daniel Penny murdered someone who didn't touch anyone. What is this America? Racism is exhausting

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Posted by: Old Nick at December 09, 2024 01:06 PM (L/fGl)

414 Nood assassin

Posted by: 18-1 at December 09, 2024 01:07 PM (oZhjI)

415 I like my cheesesteaks with Swiss cheese.
Posted by: John F. Kerry at December 09, 2024 12:40 PM (PiwSw)
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No one is surprised horseface.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 09, 2024 01:07 PM (RIvkX)

416 Because I don't know anyone who can do that for me, I've never tried.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 09, 2024 01:00 PM (Odg76)

Put oil in hot pan.

Put flour in oil to the point that it is like the paste you used to eat in school. No free oil.

Color determines use. White-Blonde-Light brown for mac-n-cheese-stews-gravy. Dark brown for gumbo and jambalaya.

Add liquid to the roux and thin it out; don't add roux to the liquid; or you'll get lumps.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 09, 2024 01:08 PM (i24o9)

417
My son used to have a close friend whose mom was Filipino and she used to invite us to these parties with all these other Filipino friends and relatives of theirs.
Posted by: radar at December 09, 2024 01:04 PM (BRML0)

Huge bowl full of homemade lumpia = a party for the ages.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 09, 2024 01:09 PM (y9nCu)

418 first time I tried it I burnt it five times. No joke. Finally got it but it was frustrating.

Posted by: LizLem at December 09, 2024 01:03 PM (wcIbG)

That knob on the front of the stove?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 09, 2024 01:10 PM (i24o9)

419 What is wrong with Easy Cheese ??
Posted by: runner at December 09, 2024 12:46 PM (QTCRF)

Our sort of people don't consider using it. We forbid the gardener from using it on the premises, as well.

Posted by: Sarah Olivia Cuthbert-Kline at December 09, 2024 01:17 PM (D7oie)

420 Truly an excellent result for Mr. Penny, who was unfairly singled out by a corrupt DA, but he's probably not completely out of the woods yet, as a number of commenters have noted. Moving to another state might not be a bad idea.

Posted by: Retired, thank God! at December 09, 2024 01:18 PM (9BIt9)

421 In fairness, They tried to give Kyle Rittenhouse some street justice, it just didn't work out the way they expected.

Posted by: FDR's TV at December 09, 2024 01:18 PM (Rz6zo)

422 Made Filipino adobo pork this weekend, could have not been easier. Pork shoulder in crock pot in the morning with one cup apple cider vinegar, one cup soy sauce, garlic, salt and pepper. Simmer for hours. Heaven at night.
Posted by: LizLem at December 09, 2024 12:58 PM (wcIbG)

If you put in bay leaf and fish sauce or oyster sauce it is even better. In my opinion.

Posted by: Sarah Olivia Cuthbert-Kline at December 09, 2024 01:24 PM (D7oie)

423 stupid S.O.C-K

Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2024 01:24 PM (D7oie)

424 I assume only one juror was in favor of guilty on the first charge, and after the judge made a mockery of the whole trial in order to get a conviction on anything, they could not hold out any longer.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 09, 2024 12:37 PM (lTGtQ)
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I'll bet you're right, and I'll also bet that the judge's attempt to get them to try again with the lesser charge by dismissing Manslaughter backfired; that one juror probably thought that if they came back hung again it would be dismissed again, so he decided not to waste everybody's time.

Posted by: Caiwyn at December 09, 2024 01:26 PM (BaIXK)

425 243 Whiz is disgusting.

I don't care if Philadelphians crucify me for that.

----

As an ex-Philadelphian, I concur.

The only time I ever got whiz was when I would go to the tourist traps at 3 am following a bar crawl. The whiz/grease mixture, while disgusting, had the effect of warding off a hangover.

Posted by: Midnight Rambler at December 09, 2024 01:31 PM (vrsjf)

426 This is such great news. God bless him.

Posted by: m at December 09, 2024 01:32 PM (VnUSN)

427 Jury nullification is the ONLY way we'll beat these corrupt DA'S.

Posted by: Esperman at December 09, 2024 01:44 PM (UZ7aH)

428 That boy needs a week in Hawaii with his family! If I had a condo there I'd give it to them.

Or maybe Mar a Lago?

Posted by: PJ at December 09, 2024 01:50 PM (RRCAT)

429 Double jeopardy prevents the state from bringing a civil-rights charge. The Feds could bring one, because it's a separate sovereign. That's what's happened in some past cases. I don't think there's much to worry about from the Trump DOJ!

Posted by: MJM at December 09, 2024 02:08 PM (BTEzD)

430 Black Diamond extra sharp cheddar. Spreadable. Fabulous with Ritz toasted chips.

Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at December 09, 2024 02:23 PM (L3Ac9)

431 "Update to my update: I just remembered, prosecutors unfortunately can try some bullsh*t where they bring a "violation of civil rights" charge."

They can't do that. You'd have to be a "state actor," like a cop, to be charged with violating civil rights

Posted by: kenaidude at December 09, 2024 02:23 PM (7LSrm)

432 It'll be interesting to see how the new Trumpy Mayor Adams handles what may happen tonight.

I know people who worked with him, and said he wasn't so much political, as he was someone who was doing everything that benefited him, and right now being on the right side of Trump would benefit him.

Posted by: Rbastid at December 09, 2024 02:27 PM (RsKff)

433 To match that video.

I once was taking the E train uptown, and around 14th street a homeless man in a wheelchair came on and proceeded to pleasure himself, while also shitting his pants.

And people wonder why i refuse to sit on the subway no matter what.

Posted by: Rbastid at December 09, 2024 02:30 PM (RsKff)

434 Incredibly based. Blacks and jewess prosecutor BTFO.

Posted by: Hank at December 09, 2024 02:46 PM (L0mfc)

435 "the prosecutors cannot take the same facts at trial here and spin out another new charge."

Then again, Alvin Bragg is a lying asshole.

Posted by: El Mariachi at December 09, 2024 03:29 PM (ARlwA)

436 How about if they try Alec Baldwin for the death of Neely? Clearly Baldwin is guilty as hell and needs to be tried for something.

Posted by: WarEagle82 at December 09, 2024 04:09 PM (YcfMX)

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