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Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 05, 2024 06:39 PM (QSrLX) Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 05, 2024 06:39 PM (paSBy) Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 05, 2024 06:40 PM (aa1V8) 4
he can still manage something on Guam
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 05, 2024 06:40 PM (QSrLX) 5
I've worked in the private sector. They demand results!
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 05, 2024 06:42 PM (QSrLX) 6
Explodes With Feigned Self-Righteous Rage When He's Asked Why He Displaced the Actual Head of Biden's Security Detail to Stand Next to Him at a Pu A pile of Plutonium? I don't get it Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 05, 2024 06:42 PM (xG4kz) 7
Of all the masks being ripped away, learning that the Secret Service is just another inept, corrupt bureaucracy has been the one that has been the most disheartening.
Posted by: alexthechick at December 05, 2024 06:42 PM (1YfKX) 8
I'm about to have a fiery clash myself. We're 48 hours past Giving Tuesday and nobody gave me nuthin'.
Posted by: Needy Ned at December 05, 2024 06:43 PM (ZFj5f) Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 05, 2024 06:43 PM (paSBy) 10
That may work with the chicks but here you're out of line,
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 05, 2024 06:43 PM (QSrLX) 11
Hysterical chump
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 05, 2024 06:43 PM (NtVYv) 12
I'd question this guy's judgement not just on security issues, but why anyone in their right mind would want to be associated with Joe Biden. Where's the benefit?
Posted by: Orson at December 05, 2024 06:44 PM (dIske) 13
Ace posts and we still bite hard then run long. Go, Ace!
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 05, 2024 06:44 PM (QSrLX) 14
I'm about to have a fiery clash myself. We're 48 hours past Giving Tuesday and nobody gave me nuthin'. Posted by: Needy Ned YEAH! GIMME, YOU GREEDHEADS! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 05, 2024 06:45 PM (xG4kz) 15
I'M out of order?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 05, 2024 06:45 PM (Dm8we) 16
Ace posts and we still bite hard then run long. Go, Ace! Posted by: Hokey Pokey That's what it's all about! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 05, 2024 06:45 PM (xG4kz) 17
Drag Kamala into this, she may be a little short.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 05, 2024 06:46 PM (QSrLX) 18
4 he can still manage something on Guam
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 05, 2024 06:40 PM (QSrLX) ---- Put him at installing outriggers on the island so that it doesn't capsize. Posted by: Ciampino - up the creek without a padle at December 05, 2024 06:46 PM (i0xsb) Posted by: Top. Men. at December 05, 2024 06:46 PM (a3Q+t) 20
He is a bureaucratic dick that got called out about pulling rank for a cheap photo op and he is pi$$ed about it.
The butthurt is strong with this one. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 05, 2024 06:46 PM (Rcnd3) 21
I rest my case.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 05, 2024 06:46 PM (QSrLX) 22
So angry..does he think yelling give him street cred or something?
Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at December 05, 2024 06:46 PM (EmT/E) 23
GASSSSS HIM
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 05, 2024 06:40 PM (aa1V ![]() Dood, seriously. Get some new material. Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at December 05, 2024 06:46 PM (/HDaX) 24
>>Of all the masks being ripped away, learning that the Secret Service is just another inept, corrupt bureaucracy has been the one that has been the most disheartening.
There is no Federal Agency that is free of this type of asshole. The entirety of the Public Sector is built on these useless fucks. Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2024 06:47 PM (vGiQ3) 25
Ronny?
Rowe, Rowe, Rowe your boat Gently down the stream. Merrily, Merrily, Merrily, Merrily, To Life in Fed Pen Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 05, 2024 06:47 PM (VNX3d) 26
GASSSSS HIM
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 05, 2024 06:40 PM I'm one man. I can only do so much. Posted by: Eric Swalwell (Dirtbag-CA) at December 05, 2024 06:47 PM (a3Q+t) 27
Ask him what he would do if he found a gun on someone during a pat down search. Comedy gold!
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 05, 2024 06:48 PM (QSrLX) 28
Kinda touchy, huh? I wonder who he voted for.
Posted by: fd at December 05, 2024 06:48 PM (vFG9F) 29
Both of them were screaming at each other so stupidly that I couldn't understand any of their points. Totally out of any kind of control.
Posted by: Grammie's phone at December 05, 2024 06:48 PM (mg9tu) 30
Rowe angrily interjects, accusing Fallon of playing politics with 9/11, for being out of line, and for being "a bully"
Bitch, you don't know what a bully is. You need your ass whooped a couple of times.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices 31
Yet somehow he wasn't standing next to Trump at the Butler PA rally. Go figure.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2024 06:49 PM (YqDXo) 32
Mike Rowe > Ron Rowe
Posted by: jsg at December 05, 2024 06:49 PM (7kKPC) 33
We can't be sure. This Ron Rowe fellow just might have slanted roof training.
Posted by: Orson at December 05, 2024 06:49 PM (dIske) 34
So angry..does he think yelling give him street cred or something? Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals He ought to have done Otter's speech before the student disciplinary tribunal from "Animal House" instead of just sitting there bellowing like Dean Vernon Wormer. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 05, 2024 06:49 PM (xG4kz) 35
Mr. Rowe, is that a shotgun in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 05, 2024 06:49 PM (QSrLX) 36
Answering a question by shouting out a bunch of non-sequiturs is a confession, essentially. What a punk. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 05, 2024 06:50 PM (d4X7t) 37
WTF kind of hair doo is that ? It looks a little ghey
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 05, 2024 06:50 PM (NtVYv) 38
Of all the masks being ripped away, learning that the Secret Service is just another inept, corrupt bureaucracy has been the one that has been the most disheartening.
There is no Federal Agency that is free of this type of asshole. The entirety of the Public Sector is built on these useless fucks. Posted by: garrett I don't know why it is such a surprise. No one in government has ever been held accountable for anything. Ever.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 05, 2024 06:50 PM (dxSpM) 40
The bigger the hissy fit, the truer the accusation.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 05, 2024 06:50 PM (hK9T6) 41
Pro tip for Rowe: stand upwind from Biden.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2024 06:51 PM (YqDXo) 42
Yet somehow he wasn't standing next to Trump at the Butler PA rally. Go figure. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara It has been said that "you don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows". If you catch my drift ... Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 05, 2024 06:51 PM (xG4kz) 43
9 I thought the "gass him" dude had finally given up.
Guess not. Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 05, 2024 06:43 PM (paSBy) ---- He needs deGaussing. Posted by: Ciampino - up the creek without a padle at December 05, 2024 06:51 PM (i0xsb) 44
I don't know why it is such a surprise. No one in government has ever been held accountable for anything. Ever.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 05, 2024 06:50 PM Ahem...... Posted by: Douglas MacArthur at December 05, 2024 06:51 PM (Rcnd3) 45
This is one of the first people that need to be reassigned to Fairbanks, Alaska or just removed from his post. LARPing as a tough guy when he is the weasel that kept refusing increased secret service coverage requests for Trump.
Posted by: museisluse at December 05, 2024 06:51 PM (GcqYB) 46
Bitch, you don't know what a bully is. You need your ass whooped a couple of times.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 05, 2024 06:48 PM Pffft. Not worthy of the effort. Would you settle for us shoving him in his locker a couple of time? Posted by: High School Bullies Local PS-302 at December 05, 2024 06:51 PM (a3Q+t) 47
RESPECK MAH IMPUNITAH!
Posted by: Ron Rowe at December 05, 2024 06:51 PM (paSBy) 48
>>There is no Federal Agency that is free of this type of asshole.
>>The entirety of the Public Sector is built on these useless fucks. I saw a chart today that I think will be spreading far and wide soon. It lists various DC agencies, the size of their facility in DC, the number of employees by agency and the percent who actually go to their job in their facility everyday. The average is well under 10%. Finding waste in DC is going to easier than Suzie Rottencrotch in 10th grade. Posted by: JackStraw at December 05, 2024 06:51 PM (LkLld) 49
This Rowe guy doesn't have the temperament to run men.
Posted by: jsg at December 05, 2024 06:52 PM (7kKPC) 50
Gosh, I wonder if Rowe is planning to run as a Democrat?
....nah, no way...Secret Service is staffed with pure hearted people who bleed red white and blue. No way they'd be commie traitors..... Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 05, 2024 06:52 PM (tT6L1) 51
The bigger the hissy fit, the truer the accusation.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 05, 2024 06:50 PM (hK9T6) Bombardier to Pilot (Rep Fallon): We must be near the target. The flak is thick enough to walk on. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 05, 2024 06:52 PM (VNX3d) 52
Festivus airing of grievances this year will be epic!!
Posted by: Secret Squirrel, CiceroKaboom Kids at December 05, 2024 06:52 PM (hirWM) 53
WTF kind of hair doo is that ? It looks a little ghey
Posted by: Hatari __________ JFK bureaucrat doo. Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 05, 2024 06:52 PM (Dm8we) 54
I expect F^ckwad Rowe will issue the most self-serving, lie-filled, and Trump-hating statement of all Junta members when Trump fires him and the rest.
Posted by: Gref at December 05, 2024 06:52 PM (aBgBM) 55
FIRST!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 05, 2024 06:52 PM (Zz0t1) 56
He is a bureaucratic dick that got called out about pulling rank for a cheap photo op and he is pi$$ed about it.
The butthurt is strong with this one. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) ===== Could have just said he likes to get out in the field every now and then. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 05, 2024 06:53 PM (/lPRQ) 57
Liberals are unrepentant douchebags.
All of them, it seems. "You f*cked up." "I WAS AT 9/11!!!!!" "What does that have to do with anything?" "BULLY!!!!!!" They are broken. Bigly. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 05, 2024 06:53 PM (Zz0t1) 58
>>I saw a chart today that I think will be spreading far and wide soon. It lists various DC agencies, the size of their facility in DC, the number of employees by agency and the percent who actually go to their job in their facility everyday. The average is well under 10%.
I'm conflicted. I rent them Office Space. Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2024 06:53 PM (vGiQ3) 59
Why can't people make mistakes, apologize for them, fix the remaining issues, and move the hell on? Instead, they deflect, blame something that has nothing whatsoever to do with the mistake, and then claim outrage that anyone would every criticize them for making the mistake in the first place.
I have no respect for that behavior. Everyone makes mistakes. So long as nobody died, seems like a simply apology and repair would solve it. Posted by: tcn in AK at December 05, 2024 06:54 PM (byWhc) 60
I'm going to cut Rowe a bit of slack here. He's showing Congress the exact amount of respect it has earned these last few years.....
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 05, 2024 06:54 PM (tT6L1) 61
he can still manage something on Guam
Posted by: Hokey Pokey I wouldn't trust him to manage the stripper's body guards at the local strip club next the the nearest naval base gate in Subic Bay. He can guard the Grizzly Bear turd collection at the remote unimproved air strip on Atu Island. That, I'll trust him with. Posted by: BifBewalski at December 05, 2024 06:54 PM (MsrgL) 62
Crazy Ivan.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 05, 2024 06:54 PM (Rcnd3) 63
What were they doing at a plutonium? Was What's His Face there showing them around?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2024 06:55 PM (jCqUH) 64
I think I just figured out how Trump - and then Vance - got stuck with Agent Fupa.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2024 06:55 PM (YqDXo) 65
45 This is one of the first people that need to be reassigned to Fairbanks, Alaska or just removed from his post. LARPing as a tough guy when he is the weasel that kept refusing increased secret service coverage requests for Trump.
Posted by: museisluse at December 05, 2024 06:51 PM (GcqYB) Quit sending that load of crap up here. I'm in Fairbanks next week and I'd rather not step in that kind of manure. Posted by: tcn in AK at December 05, 2024 06:55 PM (byWhc) 66
jsg: "This Rowe guy doesn't have the temperament to run men."
He went to the Steve Ballmer School of Histrionic Motivation. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at December 05, 2024 06:55 PM (aXxgO) 67
I really do hope Trump has excellent private security.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 05, 2024 06:55 PM (paSBy) 68
>>I'm conflicted.
>>I rent them Office Space. Look at the upside. You are going to have acres of room to store pinball machines. Posted by: JackStraw at December 05, 2024 06:56 PM (LkLld) 69
This is why we can't give you kids nice things...
Tim Burchett @timburchett Just left the @DOGE meeting with @elonmusk and @VivekGRamaswamy and it’s clear to me that the problem is going to be the members in that room. Posted by: Mister Ghost at December 05, 2024 06:56 PM (TGPs7) 70
>>> Gosh, I wonder if Rowe is planning to run as a Democrat?
....nah, no way...Secret Service is staffed with pure hearted people who bleed red white and blue. No way they'd be commie traitors..... Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 05, 2024 06:52 PM (tT6L1 ===== Only thing missing was a Hannity nic. Posted by: Turn 2 at December 05, 2024 06:56 PM (JfxgE) 71
He can guard the Grizzly Bear turd collection at the remote unimproved air strip on Atu Island. That, I'll trust him with.
Posted by: BifBewalski at December 05, 2024 06:54 PM (MsrgL) No bears on Attu. Not much of anything. Send him there, just to leave him there. Check in with him next summer some time. Posted by: tcn in AK at December 05, 2024 06:56 PM (byWhc) 72
Breaking News: Amber Heard is expecting her second child, after welcoming daughter Oonagh Paige three years ago.
Posted by: AoSHQ News Service at December 05, 2024 06:56 PM (a3Q+t) 73
Mr Rowe you have been reassigned to Jimmy Carter's detail. You get the diaper changing job. After that you go to the Clinton's, where you will change their diapers. Thank you for your service
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 05, 2024 06:57 PM (FxDm7) 74
Rowe, another that failed upward. What a twinkie. Should not be in charge of a one person marble tournament. Yet, there he is.
Posted by: scampydog at December 05, 2024 06:57 PM (41CYW) 75
Don't let the haircut fool you. Rowe is a wormy little Swamp Creature
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at December 05, 2024 06:57 PM (wBaIH) 76
Answering a question by shouting out a bunch of non-sequiturs is a confession, essentially.
What a punk. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 05, 2024 06:50 PM (d4X7t) ___________________ This. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2024 06:57 PM (YqDXo) 77
"I wouldn't trust him to manage the stripper's body guards at the local strip club next the the nearest naval base gate in Subic Bay. "
Those were some good times. Unfortunately Subic is now SBMA. All the old buildings are there, but repurposed. And shit-river is closed. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 05, 2024 06:57 PM (a1415) 78
>>Mr Rowe you have been reassigned to Jimmy Carter's detail. You get the diaper changing job. After that you go to the Clinton's, where you will change their diapers and scrape Hillary's Flaps.
Thank you for your service Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2024 06:57 PM (vGiQ3) 79
That's not the relevant question. The relevant question is "Why did you violate Secret Security policy and procedure to stand next to the President, putting him at risk of assassination, because you aren't qualified or trained to protect him?"
Posted by: FeatherBlade at December 05, 2024 06:57 PM (hB7mE) 80
Breaking News: Amber Heard is expecting her second child, after welcoming daughter Oonagh Paige three years ago.
So, who's the father? Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at December 05, 2024 06:58 PM (/HDaX) 81
At the Trump assassination hearing, chaos erupts after Rep. Pat Fallon asks Secret Service Director Ronald Rowe about his appearing as a dignitary, rather than for security at a 9/11 memorial event pic.twitter.com/52EX8C46I5
— Tom Elliott (@tomselliott) December 5, 2024 That was an embarrassment of horseshit. Texas Rep Fallon was drawn in by the liberal retard and started yelling. He should've done a better job of remaining calm and requesting his time back after that irrelevant grandstanding by the dickhead. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 05, 2024 06:58 PM (Zz0t1) 82
"How dare you accuse me of grandstanding! Don't you know Pride Month is coming up?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2024 06:58 PM (YqDXo) Posted by: Grammie's phone at December 05, 2024 06:58 PM (mg9tu) 84
Breaking News: Amber Heard is expecting her second child, after welcoming daughter Oonagh Paige three years ago.
Posted by: AoSHQ News Service ---------- Surrogate again? Or was someone dumb/drunk enough to lay down with her? Posted by: scampydog at December 05, 2024 06:59 PM (41CYW) 85
59 Why can't people make mistakes, apologize for them, fix the remaining issues, and move the hell on? --------- In this case, Rowe has no work product to get back to producing. His surface appearance of importance is all he has, and that's what he's trying to protect. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 05, 2024 06:59 PM (d4X7t) 86
Every single congress critter who complains about budget cuts should be shown that clip then be asked to defend the behavior of someone who needs Congress to cut their checks.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 05, 2024 06:59 PM (tT6L1) 87
Holy Crap! Mr. Rowe, can you spell STOLEN VALOR?
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 05, 2024 06:59 PM (QSrLX) 88
So angry..does he think yelling give him street cred or something?
No, he needs to be drug tested and put into sensitivity training classes. Someone who scores this low on Social IQ shouldn't be trusted to do anything more public facing than operating a floor mop in a warehouse. Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 05, 2024 07:00 PM (rHxhM) 89
Who is Heard's baby daddy and did she shit in his bed?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 05, 2024 07:00 PM (FxDm7) 90
daughter Oonagh Paige three years ago. That name sounds like a sound you'd make as you tried repeatedly to pass a particularly stubborn turd Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 05, 2024 07:00 PM (xG4kz) 91
Quit sending that load of crap up here. I'm in Fairbanks next week and I'd rather not step in that kind of manure.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 05, 2024 06:55 PM (byWhc) How about Adak? Too far for them to swim to Fairbanks, I think. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2024 07:01 PM (jCqUH) 92
Why can't people make mistakes, apologize for them, fix the remaining issues, and move the hell on? Instead, they deflect, blame something that has nothing whatsoever to do with the mistake, and then claim outrage that anyone would every criticize them for making the mistake in the first place.
I have no respect for that behavior. Everyone makes mistakes. So long as nobody died, seems like a simply apology and repair would solve it. Posted by: tcn in AK at December 05, 2024 06:54 PM (byWhc) --- They never learned how to lose and recover. They can't ever accept that they failed; it was someone else's fault. They are the Anointed, don't you know, and answering the questions of a bunch of Deplorables is insulting to them. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 05, 2024 07:01 PM (ZOv7s) 93
Ace: "Ron Rowe is a thoroughly political and unqualified acting director of the Secret Service. He is eyeing a political run, I would bet a large sum of money, and wanted this shot to be caught on camera for his political ads."
Bingo. He knows he's worked his way out of a job. This is exactly the type of hysterical display one would use to a) deflect an uncomfortable line of questioning and, more importantly, b) initiate feelers for a political campaign. Having been in charge of one of the most catastrophic failures in the SS's history, his bona fides took a huge hit. He's lost his high-flying position. Rabid politics is his only refuge. That or a temp job at any number of the failing media studios. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at December 05, 2024 07:01 PM (aXxgO) Posted by: jsg at December 05, 2024 07:01 PM (7kKPC) 95
daughter Oonagh Paige three years ago.
That name sounds like a sound you'd make as you tried repeatedly to pass a particularly stubborn turd Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 05, 2024 07:00 PM (xG4kz) --- On the bed, no less. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 05, 2024 07:02 PM (ZOv7s) 96
I admit it, I finally watched the clip. It fits precisely the Dom Imus stated goal of a journalist, "I'm trying to goad you into saying something that will destroy your career."
Mission Accomplished Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 05, 2024 07:02 PM (QSrLX) 97
The power hungry are easy to spot and impossible to admire.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 05, 2024 07:03 PM (RsS92) 98
In this case, Rowe has no work product to get back to producing. His surface appearance of importance is all he has, and that's what he's trying to protect.
So when Trump fires his belligerent ass, how is this putz going to be wave-off this childish temper tantrum at a job interview. I can't imagine any professional VIP protection agency would want this rage-a-holic hothead as a huge liability risk. Might end up beating up the protectee then shooting the others. Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 05, 2024 07:03 PM (rHxhM) 99
He is a bureaucratic dick that got called out about pulling rank for a cheap photo op and he is pi$$ed about it.
The butthurt is strong with this one. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) ===== Could have just said he likes to get out in the field every now and then. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher This is what passes me off the most about political a$$hats. Regardless of job, position, or appointment (DEI). How can you be a leader if you don't actually pass the baton, and support your subordinates as they grow with more responsibility and greater publicity with recognized assignments and executive briefing opportunities. It took my engineering director exactly three episodes to realize that I push the engineers that support me to present to our executive leadership. She has praised me for that, and given me even more (junior) people to help her build the next generation of high achievers through how I operate. That is how you build a team. Reward good work, train out short comings, and give them exposure to senior leadership for networking mentorship. That (un)civil servant is the picture example of how not to be a leader. Fuck. Him. Posted by: BifBewalski at December 05, 2024 07:03 PM (MsrgL) 100
"That is the day where we remember the more than 3000 people that have died on 9/11. I actually responded to Ground Zero," Rowe yelled. "I was there going through the ashes of the World Trade Center. I was there."
---------------- AKA, 'Squirrel!' Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 05, 2024 07:03 PM (XeU6L) 101
Not sure if it's in any of those clips but he also asked Rowe about the failures in PA. And Rowe said "we did everything right" so Fallon said "so it was planned". His head exploded.
Posted by: BruceWayne at December 05, 2024 07:03 PM (UCrjC) 102
Fire them all. Whomever wants to can reapply.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 05, 2024 07:04 PM (WXNFJ) 103
To me it sounds like a Lesbian affair I think it might be a unknown father.
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2024 07:04 PM (fwDg9) 104
Requested Update: It is not known if Amber is having her baby alone, or with a partner.
Posted by: AoSHQ News Service at December 05, 2024 07:04 PM (a3Q+t) 105
"How dare you challenge me about 9/11? I watched the whole thing on TV!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2024 07:04 PM (YqDXo) 106
Fire all of these worthless self serving bureaucrats. The lowliest of working stiffs have more dignity and value than all of them put together. I want to see them fired, pensions stripped, and cast into the exterior darkness. There will be wailing and gnashing of teeth.
Posted by: H Von Dach at December 05, 2024 07:05 PM (03Uyc) 107
Frito Lay just called. They're withdrawing their offer.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at December 05, 2024 07:06 PM (wBaIH) 108
9 I thought the "gass him" dude had finally given up.
Guess not. I was hoping he would become the 'Show feet, please' guy. Still weird but at least slightly less objectionable. Posted by: Nelly at December 05, 2024 07:06 PM (bcr4y) 109
To me it sounds like a Lesbian affair I think it might be a unknown father.
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2024 07:04 PM (fwDg9) --- I think the Horde will require photographic proof of that claim before they believe it. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 05, 2024 07:06 PM (ZOv7s) 110
Requested Update: It is not known if Amber is having her baby alone, or with a partner.
Posted by: AoSHQ News Service at December 05, 2024 07:04 PM (a3Q+t) Of, fuck! Am I gonna be on the hook for child support? Posted by: The Turkey Baster at December 05, 2024 07:06 PM (jCqUH) 111
He's as tied to 9/11 as Hogg boy was to the shooting. He was nearby, he'd been to the location recently. He saw it on TV. He rushed to the site to capitalize on it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 05, 2024 07:06 PM (RsS92) 112
If you want a 15 minute master class on the world of censorship not just we but the entire western world has been living through since 2014 and why NATO is most definitely not your friend to say nothing of our own government I highly recommend this. It is well worth your time.
https://tinyurl.com/mrx253tm Posted by: JackStraw at December 05, 2024 07:06 PM (LkLld) 113
Quit sending that load of crap up here. I'm in Fairbanks next week and I'd rather not step in that kind of manure.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 05, 2024 06:55 PM (byWhc) How about Adak? Too far for them to swim to Fairbanks, I think. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2024 07:01 PM I was stationed for 4 years on Adak, don't spoil the place. Send him to Shemya, it's literally the end of the line for the Aleutians. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 05, 2024 07:07 PM (Rcnd3) 114
So, who's the father [of Amber Heard's next dump]?
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at December 05, 2024 06:58 PM (/HDaX) Chipotle? Posted by: gKWVE at December 05, 2024 07:07 PM (gKWVE) 115
Mike Rowe >>> Don Rowe the Hoe
Donald Trump >>> Donald Rowe (The Rogan podcast with Mike Rowe was good. His info about QVC, and demonstrating how to fake your way though filling out the 3 am time slot talking up a #2 pencil for sale was fun. He had quite the zigzag career, where the path to get where he did is so utterly bizarre, it's like it was planned out by a squirrel on crack. God works in mysterious ways.) Posted by: LizLem at December 05, 2024 07:07 PM (Eng1Z) 116
In some languages, 'Rowe' translates as: Overgrown Retarded Cub Scout.
Posted by: Weasel at December 05, 2024 07:08 PM (fghTy) 117
108 9 I thought the "gass him" dude had finally given up.
Guess not. I was hoping he would become the 'Show feet, please' guy. Still weird but at least slightly less objectionable. Posted by: Nelly at December 05, 2024 07:06 PM (bcr4y) I'd be fine with telling them to take a long run off a short pier. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 05, 2024 07:08 PM (VNX3d) Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 05, 2024 07:08 PM (aa1V8) 119
The reason that Ron Rowe is getting so defensive and angry with Fallon's questions about who was next to Pres. Biden during the 9/11 ceremony in New York -- is because he personally switched the positions of normal operating procedure so that he himself could be next to Biden for the optics alone.
-------------- Bongino -- calling it Rowe's craven desire for "face time with the POTUS at the ceremony" was ripping Rowe a new one on his radio show today, and demanding that he immediately resign (which he also demanded of Rowe after Butler and after he succeeded the other incompetent DEI hire). Bongino heard from a number of Secret Service agents after that 9-11 event who were extremely upset at & resentful of Rowe's behavior there. Posted by: ShainS -- I heard that James Carville is a Scientologist as well as Pederast at December 05, 2024 07:08 PM (/6TY1) 120
I think I like Mike Rowe better.
Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2024 07:08 PM (fV+MH) 121
Wait'll the lady at the Unemployment Office asks him why he's there.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 05, 2024 07:08 PM (lH8E4) 122
WTF kind of hair doo is that ? It looks a little ghey
that crisp part keeps the hair out of his face when he exerts...or something Posted by: DanMan at December 05, 2024 07:08 PM (8uzBS) 123
Next summer people will be able to hire Rowe and Wray Lawn Service.
Posted by: Eeyore at December 05, 2024 07:09 PM (1bNHn) 124
I was stationed for 4 years on Adak, don't spoil the place. Send him to Shemya, it's literally the end of the line for the Aleutians.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 05, 2024 07:07 PM (Rcnd3) Well, which Aleutian Island has the worst weather? That one. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2024 07:09 PM (jCqUH) 125
on Illinois making "assault weapons" illegal in Illinois, from ISRA:
"Moments ago, the 7th Circuit Court of Appeals issued an order extending the stay of Judge McGlynn's decision finding the Illinois Gun Ban to be unconstitutional. The stay remains in place until the 7th Circuit can hear the case, which means that the unconstitutional gun ban continues to remain in effect. While we are glad that Federal District Court Judge Stephen McGlynn’s stay would have expired on Sunday, December 8th, we are disappointed - but not surprised - that the Seventh Circuit Court of Appeals has extended that stay. Back in November, we were victorious when Judge McGlynn found the provisions of the Illinois ban on commonly owned firearms and accessories known as “PICA” to be unconstitutional. The State appealed immediately to the Seventh Circuit, so we also know that this battle is far from over. When this unconstitutional bill was signed by Gov. Pritzker in January 2023, we promised to see the State of Illinois in Court - and we’ve held firm on that promise - and we won’t back down until our 2nd Amendment rights are restored in Illinois." Posted by: illiniwek at December 05, 2024 07:09 PM (Cus5s) 126
Thug, bully, malicious and incompetent ass.
Posted by: runner at December 05, 2024 07:09 PM (QTCRF) 127
So, who's the father [of Amber Heard's next dump]?
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent Chipotle? Posted by: gKWVE Momma Stool, Papa Stool and Baby Stool were trying to get out of bed. . . . Posted by: Tonypete at December 05, 2024 07:09 PM (WXNFJ) 128
He's as tied to 9/11 as Hogg boy was to the shooting. He was nearby, he'd been to the location recently. He saw it on TV. He rushed to the site to capitalize on it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 05, 2024 07:06 PM (RsS92) _______________ Worked for Hogg, didn't it? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2024 07:09 PM (YqDXo) Posted by: Soothsayer at December 05, 2024 07:09 PM (eQ8Qc) 130
Acting Secret Service Director
GASSSSS HIM Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 05, 2024 06:40 PM (aa1V ![]() you are tiresome Posted by: runner at December 05, 2024 07:09 PM (QTCRF) 131
I was stationed for 4 years on Adak, don't spoil the place. Send him to Shemya, it's literally the end of the line for the Aleutians.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 05, 2024 07:07 PM (Rcnd3) God bless your pointed little heads. I have work on Shemya too. Attu will have to be it. Posted by: tcn in AK at December 05, 2024 07:10 PM (byWhc) 132
Don't forget to take your dolly and your dishes. Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 05, 2024 07:10 PM (aa1V8) 133
Looks like I go home tomorrow. Logistics: trying to get a nurse to visit my home for training...
Posted by: jim (in hospital in Kalifornia) at December 05, 2024 07:10 PM (SSBCb) Posted by: Grateful Dead at December 05, 2024 07:10 PM (vGiQ3) 135
He's as tied to 9/11 as Hogg boy was to the shooting. He was nearby, he'd been to the location recently. He saw it on TV. He rushed to the site to capitalize on it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 05, 2024 07:06 PM (RsS92) ________________ "Survivor" of the school shooting." /spit Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2024 07:10 PM (YqDXo) 136
I think the Gasss them guy needs to be voted off the island. There is no other way. All for ?
Posted by: runner at December 05, 2024 07:10 PM (QTCRF) 137
(The Rogan podcast with Mike Rowe was good. His info about QVC, and demonstrating how to fake your way though filling out the 3 am time slot talking up a #2 pencil for sale was fun. He had quite the zigzag career, where the path to get where he did is so utterly bizarre, it's like it was planned out by a squirrel on crack. God works in mysterious ways.)
Posted by: LizLem at December 05, 2024 07:07 PM (Eng1Z) That is a wonderful turn of phrase. I need to remember that one! Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 05, 2024 07:10 PM (VNX3d) 138
I actually googled "pu"
Posted by: Gentlemen, time for a reckoning at December 05, 2024 07:10 PM (UW7DI) 139
Well, which Aleutian Island has the worst weather? That one.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2024 07:09 PM (jCqUH) All of them. Posted by: tcn in AK at December 05, 2024 07:11 PM (byWhc) Posted by: Soothsayer at December 05, 2024 07:11 PM (eQ8Qc) 141
Ms. Heard currently resides in Madrid, Spain.
Posted by: AoSHQ News Service at December 05, 2024 07:11 PM (a3Q+t) 142
Of all the masks being ripped away, learning that the Secret Service is just another inept, corrupt bureaucracy has been the one that has been the most disheartening.
Posted by: alexthechick at December 05, 2024 06:42 PM (1YfKX) LBJ sure thought so. Whenever any of them got near him, he would yell something like "get those murderers away from me!" Now, I know there are all kinds of conspiracies, and LBJ doesn't come off as an innocent in many of them, but I think it's more accurate he knows how bad the f**ked up on 11/22/63. I'm not saying the SS was in on it, but I'm not NOT saying the SS was in on it. Posted by: BurtTC at December 05, 2024 07:11 PM (lH8E4) 143
I saw my buddy's legs get blown off in 'Nam.
He was a dang bang, don song all those place. Agent orange, he was special agent orange. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 05, 2024 07:12 PM (RsS92) 144
I was stationed for 4 years on Adak, don't spoil the place. Send him to Shemya, it's literally the end of the line for the Aleutians.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 05, 2024 07:07 PM (Rcnd3) God bless your pointed little heads. I have work on Shemya too. Attu will have to be it. Posted by: tcn in AK at December 05, 2024 07:10 PM I guess we could put him to work picking up the stuff the Japanese left there in WWII. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 05, 2024 07:12 PM (Rcnd3) 145
want to see them fired, pensions stripped, and cast into the exterior darkness.
But somehow gas hyperbole is bad. Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 05, 2024 07:13 PM (KitMy) Posted by: Soothsayer at December 05, 2024 07:13 PM (eQ8Qc) 147
Then he needs to run next to the presidential limo for a few miles nonstop.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at December 05, 2024 07:13 PM (yFcKl) 148
Amber's parter isn't a woman?
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2024 07:13 PM (fwDg9) 149
I'm a Harvard graduate, and you're not.
Posted by: David Hogg, Harvard graduate at December 05, 2024 07:13 PM (a3Q+t) 150
I was in the shit, man!
I saw my buddy's legs get blown off in 'Nam. Posted by: Soothsayer at December 05, 2024 07:09 PM (eQ8Qc) And then he had to walk ALL THE WAY back to the base from the whore house! Posted by: BurtTC at December 05, 2024 07:13 PM (lH8E4) 151
I guess we could put him to work picking up the stuff the Japanese left there in WWII.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 05, 2024 07:12 PM (Rcnd3) Give him a hammer and chisel to knock the fuses out of artillery shells. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2024 07:13 PM (jCqUH) 152
If you want a 15 minute master class on the world of censorship not just we but the entire western world has been living through since 2014 and why NATO is most definitely not your friend to say nothing of our own government I highly recommend this. It is well worth your time.
https://tinyurl.com/mrx253tm Posted by: JackStraw at December 05, 2024 07:06 PM (LkLld) -------------- Thanks for that link, Jack. I plan on watching the nearly 3-hour Rogan interview with Mike Benz this weekend sometime ... I'm really disappointed that President Trump didn't select Mike Benz for Secretary of State (instead of that idiot, Rubio); I sure hope he lands a position in the 2nd Trump Administration in some role where he can be a positive wrecking-ball force for good ... Posted by: ShainS -- I heard that James Carville is a Scientologist as well as Pederast at December 05, 2024 07:14 PM (/6TY1) 153
I'm a Harvard graduate, and you're not.
Posted by: David Hogg, Harvard graduate You can always tell a Haaaaarvard Man but you can't tell him much. Posted by: Tonypete at December 05, 2024 07:14 PM (WXNFJ) 154
"Survivor" of the school shooting." /spit
By the description on Wikipedia, hell I was too. I didn't get shot there while being nowhere near the events as well LOL Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 05, 2024 07:15 PM (RsS92) 155
Give him a hammer and chisel to knock the fuses out of artillery shells.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2024 07:13 PM (jCqUH) Pretty sure he could clear mine fields somewhere. Posted by: BruceWayne at December 05, 2024 07:15 PM (UCrjC) 156
According to the internet mierda la cama is Spanish for shit the bed.
Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2024 07:15 PM (fV+MH) 157
Susie Rottencrotch?
Posted by: IrishEi at December 05, 2024 07:15 PM (3ImbR) 158
But somehow gas hyperbole is bad.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 05, 2024 07:13 PM (KitMy) I saw Gas Hyperbole open for Led Zeppelin at Maple Leaf Gardens in '69. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2024 07:16 PM (jCqUH) 159
I'm a Harvard graduate, and you're not.
I got thrown out of college for not attending classes LOL Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 05, 2024 07:16 PM (RsS92) 160
This is not the first time he yelled at the elected leaders of our nation. His big thing is constantly asking for money for the agency. Maybe DOGE needs to look at where all the money went.
Posted by: runner at December 05, 2024 07:16 PM (QTCRF) Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 05, 2024 07:16 PM (IwNpA) 162
Anyone remember "Allen G?" He was a "dedicated Tenther." Or a dilapidated Teether. I forget which. Posted by: Soothsayer at December 05, 2024 07:16 PM (eQ8Qc) 163
Don't you dare politicize 9-11 while I am busy politicizing 9-11!
Just like don't you dare say the Justice Department is politicized while I am saying the Justice Department has been Politicized! And lets not even talk about stolen elections! Posted by: Romeo13 at December 05, 2024 07:17 PM (QAkQ3) 164
"That is the day where we remember the more than 3000 people that have died on 9/11. I actually responded to Ground Zero," Rowe yelled. "I was there going through the ashes of the World Trade Center. I was there."
"Well--well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?" Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at December 05, 2024 07:17 PM (/HDaX) 165
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'why anyone in their right mind would want to be associated with Joe Biden.' From your point of view, Biden is a useless embarrassing turd but from the Rats' point of view he's a standard bearer and a noble, decent president. I know it's like trying to imagine the world inside out and upside down. Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 05, 2024 07:17 PM (3wi/L) 166
>>Thanks for that link, Jack. I plan on watching the nearly 3-hour Rogan interview with Mike Benz this weekend sometime ...
Welcome. Think of that one as an appetizer. I do love slide guitar. Bending notes all over the place. Posted by: JackStraw at December 05, 2024 07:17 PM (LkLld) 167
156 According to the internet mierda la cama is Spanish for shit the bed.
Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2024 07:15 PM (fV+MH) I... Heard... this was true... Posted by: Romeo13 at December 05, 2024 07:17 PM (QAkQ3) 168
89 Who is Heard's baby daddy and did she shit in his bed?
dunno 'bout the first part, but i'm pretty certain that last part is one of them thar whatchamacallits, a statement that is always true. ah, yes, tautology; that's the word. Posted by: anachronda at December 05, 2024 07:18 PM (v3pYe) 169
Speaking of Hogg... he wants to be DNC head. I mean, why not, how much worse could he be?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 05, 2024 07:18 PM (RsS92) 170
From your point of view, Biden is a useless embarrassing turd but from the Rats' point of view he's a standard bearer and a noble, decent president. I know it's like trying to imagine the world inside out and upside down.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 05, 2024 07:17 PM (3wi/L) One of our greatest presidents according to DU. We were blessed to have him in our lifetimes. Posted by: BruceWayne at December 05, 2024 07:18 PM (UCrjC) 171
Ms. Heard currently resides in Madrid, Spain.
Posted by: AoSHQ News Service at December 05, 2024 07:11 PM (a3Q+t) --------------- At La Casa De Caca? Posted by: ShainS -- I heard that James Carville is a Scientologist as well as Pederast at December 05, 2024 07:19 PM (/6TY1) 172
162 Anyone remember "Allen G?"
He was a "dedicated Tenther." i thought i heard something about him having a blog Posted by: anachronda at December 05, 2024 07:19 PM (v3pYe) Posted by: ShainS -- I heard that James Carville is a Scientologist as well as Pederast at December 05, 2024 07:19 PM (/6TY1) 174
>He was a "dedicated Tenther."
Or a dilapidated Teether. I forget which. Posted by: Soothsayer at December 05, 2024 07:16 PM (eQ8Qc) Burn it down, scatter the ashes, salt the ground. *pours one out for AllenG* Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 05, 2024 07:19 PM (GTqXr) 175
Looks like I go home tomorrow. Logistics: trying to get a nurse to visit my home for training...
Posted by: jim ------ You, or her? If her, what do you want her to do? Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 05, 2024 07:19 PM (XeU6L) 176
One of our greatest presidents according to DU. We were blessed to have him in our lifetimes.
Like being blessed with herpes. Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at December 05, 2024 07:19 PM (/HDaX) 177
I still don't get the significance of the plutonium, although I guess it might keep you warm on a cold day, without horking up hairballs.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2024 07:20 PM (jCqUH) 178
jim - Glad to hear you're headed home.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 05, 2024 07:20 PM (XeU6L) Posted by: JackStraw at December 05, 2024 07:20 PM (LkLld) Posted by: johnny depp at December 05, 2024 07:20 PM (v3pYe) 181
I still don't get the significance of the plutonium, although I guess it might keep you warm on a cold day, without horking up hairballs.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon ---- I always wondered what is in those handwarmer packs. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 05, 2024 07:21 PM (XeU6L) 182
According to the internet mierda la cama is Spanish for shit the bed.
Posted by: eleven at December 05, 2024 07:15 PM The internet, she is how you say, full of Caca De Toro.....$hit of the bull. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 05, 2024 07:21 PM (Rcnd3) 183
"Gas-s-s-s" is a 1970 movie. A Sci-Fi/Comedy that had Elaine Giftos in it. She was cute, and leggy.
Posted by: Cinema Treasures at December 05, 2024 07:21 PM (D0hl3) 184
Brendan Hererra has a new Darwin Awards video up. Time to watch people misuse firearms possibly in a lethal manner again.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 05, 2024 07:21 PM (RsS92) 185
Jim - what does the nurse have to train you on?
Posted by: Grammie's phone at December 05, 2024 07:21 PM (mg9tu) 186
"That is the day where we remember the more than 3000 people that have died on 9/11. I actually responded to Ground Zero," Rowe yelled. "I was there going through the ashes of the World Trade Center. I was there."
_________________ Did you want a cookie? Also, even assuming for the moment that that is true, what does that have to do with where you were standing in this photo? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2024 07:22 PM (YqDXo) 187
jim - Glad to hear you're headed home.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 05, 2024 07:20 PM (XeU6L) Likewise from me. You have had a world of misfortune this past year. I hope 2025 turns out to be a good one. For all of us. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2024 07:22 PM (jCqUH) 188
I'm a Harvard graduate, and you're not.
Posted by: David Hogg, Harvard graduate at December 05, 2024 07:13 PM (a3Q+t) 157 IQ RIGHT HERE, BUDDY! Posted by: Sharon Stone at December 05, 2024 07:22 PM (vtRd1) 189
When this unconstitutional bill was signed by Gov. Pritzker in January 2023, we promised to see the State of Illinois in Court - and we’ve held firm on that promise - and we won’t back down until our 2nd Amendment rights are restored in Illinois."
Posted by: illiniwek at December 05, 2024 07:09 PM (Cus5s) Coming up on TWO YEARS... over an issue the Supremes were pretty clear about.... yet... taking Civil Rights under Cover of Law... by the COURTS... Posted by: Romeo13 at December 05, 2024 07:22 PM (QAkQ3) 190
>>> Tim Burchett
@timburchett Just left the @DOGE meeting with @elonmusk and @VivekGRamaswamy and it’s clear to me that the problem is going to be the members in that room. Posted by: Mister Ghost at December 05, 2024 06:56 PM (TGPs7) What does this even mean? I can't tell if the comment is tying into their personality dynamics clashing. Or, the idea that an Indian with a large forehead and a African with weaponized autism distributing pink slips is no basis for a new DOGE department. A podcaster I like said the biggest problem Trump might have -- and his point has merit -- is if he gets his dream team in a room together to fix America, they are each used to being the most charismatic, competent, or intelligent person in the room. To suddenly have to argue the paths needed to go forward, with the potentially outsized egos at play, might turn into loggerheads if they struggle to agree. He's not wrong. We also had this problem at the first continental congress with the founding fathers, and they had it much worse. I think the Trumpstice League can figure it out. Posted by: LizLem at December 05, 2024 07:22 PM (Eng1Z) 191
I'm a Harvard graduate, and you're not.
Posted by: David Hogg, Harvard graduate ----- You can always tell a Haaaaarvard Man but you can't tell him much. Posted by: Tonypete He'll still require a 90 second block of instruction to run the fryer at McDonald's. For insurance purposes. A Bloodhound could run it (and those blackheads are damned near untrainable) with no training. Posted by: BifBewalski at December 05, 2024 07:23 PM (MsrgL) 192
🚨🚨Fiery clash between Acting Secret Service Director Ron Rowe and Rep. Pat Fallon
....... Pffft. No flying metal chairs and baseball bats. Weak. Posted by: wth at December 05, 2024 07:24 PM (v0R5T) 193
Fiery clash between Acting Secret Service Director Ron Rowe and Rep. Pat Fallon
....... Pffft. No flying metal chairs and baseball bats. Weak. Posted by: wth at December 05, 2024 07:24 PM (v0R5T) There should at least be some real fire, amirite? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 05, 2024 07:25 PM (vtRd1) 194
🚨🚨Fiery clash between Acting Secret Service Director Ron Rowe and Rep. Pat Fallon
....... Pffft. No flying metal chairs and baseball bats. Weak. Posted by: wth at December 05, 2024 07:24 PM (v0R5T) No flamethrowers? Molotov Cocktails? How was it fiery? Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 05, 2024 07:25 PM (VNX3d) 195
Pffft. No flying metal chairs and baseball bats. Weak.
Posted by: wth at December 05, 2024 07:24 PM (v0R5T) --- Make dueling great again. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 05, 2024 07:25 PM (ZOv7s) Posted by: BifBewalski at December 05, 2024 07:25 PM (MsrgL) 197
>>> Of all the masks being ripped away, learning that the Secret Service is just another inept, corrupt bureaucracy has been the one that has been the most disheartening.
Posted by: alexthechick at December 05, 2024 06:42 PM (1YfKX) It was seriously frightening, Alex. And they didn't realize that all the covering of their asses did is just implode their credibility and decades of goodwill right into the sun. Posted by: LizLem at December 05, 2024 07:26 PM (Eng1Z) 198
I'm a Harvard graduate, and you're not.
Posted by: David Hogg, Harvard graduate at December 05, 2024 07:13 PM (a3Q+t) 157 IQ RIGHT HERE, BUDDY! Posted by: Sharon Stone at December 05, 2024 07:22 PM (vtRd1) ______________ After taking the test twice, and getting 78 the first time and 79 the second. That adds up to 157, doesn't it? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2024 07:26 PM (YqDXo) 199
There was a story recently of some SS agent having sex (with women) in Michelle Obama's bedroom...or bathroom.
Hawaii. Must be nice. The woman published a memoir. Posted by: runner at December 05, 2024 07:26 PM (QTCRF) 200
Did you want a cookie?
Also, even assuming for the moment that that is true, what does that have to do with where you were standing in this photo? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2024 07:22 PM (YqDXo) ----------------- Middle-aged infantile temper tantrum (self-identifying as a Leftist) to avoid fessing up to stealing that cookie from a cookie jar. Wifey asks: "Was that some 'Stolen Valor' there as well?" [Likely.] Posted by: ShainS -- I heard that James Carville is a Scientologist as well as Pederast at December 05, 2024 07:26 PM (/6TY1) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 05, 2024 07:26 PM (vtRd1) 202
Watching the Red Wings skate around in Ottawa, and a Moderna commercial comes on inciting fear to try and get people to get the jab.
Fuck you, Moderna. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 05, 2024 07:26 PM (ufFY8) 203
By the Hogg and Rowe standard, I'm a survivor of Pearl Harbor. OK, it was a bit after the attack, but ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2024 07:27 PM (YqDXo) 204
>>> Speaking of Hogg... he wants to be DNC head. I mean, why not, how much worse could he be?
If he runs the DNC as well as he did his pillow company, I will sleep like a baby at night with him as the head of the dem machine. Posted by: LizLem at December 05, 2024 07:27 PM (Eng1Z) 205
I was stationed for 4 years on Adak, don't spoil the place. Send him to Shemya, it's literally the end of the line for the Aleutians.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 05, 2024 07:07 PM (Rcnd3) Shemya! I know where that is, an RC-135 based out of there was lost forever. There's a memorial on Offutt AFB. Posted by: pookysgirl, sustaining Lil Pooky through the hernia at December 05, 2024 07:27 PM (dtlDP) 206
There was a story recently of some SS agent having sex (with women) in Michelle Obama's bedroom...or bathroom.
Hawaii. Must be nice. The woman published a memoir. Posted by: runner at December 05, 2024 07:26 PM (QTCRF) They had to specify "with a woman" because it runs against type? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2024 07:27 PM (jCqUH) 207
Gas is good. Holding it in is bad.
Posted by: fd at December 05, 2024 07:27 PM (vFG9F) 208
No flamethrowers? Molotov Cocktails? How was it fiery?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 05, 2024 07:25 PM (VNX3d) --- All the Chipotle before the session. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 05, 2024 07:28 PM (ZOv7s) 209
If he runs the DNC as well as he did his pillow company, I will sleep like a baby at night with him as the head of the dem machine.
Posted by: LizLem at December 05, 2024 07:27 PM (Eng1Z) His voter fraud program would accidentally elect Republicans. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 05, 2024 07:28 PM (vtRd1) 210
I like GASSSS HIM guy. I vote he stays.
You read it, you chuckle, you move on... Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at December 05, 2024 07:28 PM (XMwZJ) 211
"Now, I know there are all kinds of conspiracies, and LBJ doesn't come off as an innocent in many of them, but I think it's more accurate he knows how bad the f**ked up on 11/22/63.
I'm not saying the SS was in on it, but I'm not NOT saying the SS was in on it." Read Roger Stone's book--he asserts LBJ was in on it, and further asserts that LBJ was a serial killer. The book points out that 7 or 8 people that had crossed LBJ in various far-flung parts of Texas were killed over a decade long period. Because there was no internet, the local authorities treated each case as a one-off rather than ever figuring out that there were similarities. Posted by: Crusader at December 05, 2024 07:28 PM (TN0g+) 212
What's that song by Herb Alpert that goes gas? Posted by: Soothsayer at December 05, 2024 07:28 PM (eQ8Qc) 213
>>> Trumpstice League can figure it out.
Posted by: LizLem *stolen* *presses CTRL-C* Posted by: BifBewalski at December 05, 2024 07:25 PM (MsrgL) Steal away! Sometimes the hamsters in my brain come up with decent stuff. Posted by: LizLem at December 05, 2024 07:29 PM (Eng1Z) 214
>>> Speaking of Hogg... he wants to be DNC head. I mean, why not, how much worse could he be?
If he runs the DNC as well as he did his pillow company, I will sleep like a baby at night with him as the head of the dem machine. Posted by: LizLem at December 05, 2024 07:27 PM (Eng1Z) If the Dems want a chance, they should look for J.D. Hogg instead of David Hogg. Besides, WI's Dim Party Head has also thrown his name into the hat. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 05, 2024 07:29 PM (VNX3d) 215
171 Ms. Heard currently resides in Madrid, Spain.
Posted by: AoSHQ News Service at December 05, 2024 07:11 PM (a3Q+t) --------------- At La Casa De Caca? - - - - - - - - Wanted to be near France for the season's first showing of Cirque Du Merde. Posted by: Another Anon at December 05, 2024 07:29 PM (QNMaY) 216
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at December 05, 2024 07:28 PM (XMwZJ)
Forgot to mention, you have to have AOS tenure of at least 10 years to have a vote. Posted by: runner at December 05, 2024 07:29 PM (QTCRF) 217
Gas is good. Holding it in is bad.
Posted by: fd at December 05, 2024 07:27 PM (vFG9F) Lil Pooky can type already?! Posted by: pookysgirl, sustaining Lil Pooky through the hernia at December 05, 2024 07:29 PM (dtlDP) 218
You, or her? If her, what do you want her to do? Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. Are we not conscious of phrasing anymore? Jim, you've been in my prayers, even though I've not said anything. Please get well. I miss your regular acerbic comments. Posted by: BifBewalski at December 05, 2024 07:29 PM (MsrgL) 219
I like GASSSS HIM guy. I vote he stays.
You read it, you chuckle, you move on... Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at December 05, 2024 07:28 PM (XMwZJ) --- I get that it's a catchphrase, but it's weak sauce. Uncle Palp was much better with his "bullet or the canal" schtick. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 05, 2024 07:29 PM (ZOv7s) 220
Watching the Red Wings skate around in Ottawa, and a Moderna commercial comes on inciting fear to try and get people to get the jab.
Fuck you, Moderna. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 05, 2024 07:26 PM (ufFY ![]() They playing the Ottawa TroughGobblers, or just cruising the frozen Rideau Canal? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2024 07:29 PM (jCqUH) Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 05, 2024 07:30 PM (ufFY8) 222
What's that song by Herb Alpert that goes gas?
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 05, 2024 07:28 PM (eQ8Qc) --- "This Gas Is In Love With You"? Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 05, 2024 07:31 PM (ZOv7s) 223
What's that song by Herb Alpert that goes gas?
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 05, 2024 07:28 PM (eQ8Qc) Classical Gas? Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 05, 2024 07:31 PM (ufFY8) 224
Of all the masks being ripped away, learning that the Secret Service is just another inept, corrupt bureaucracy has been the one that has been the most disheartening.
Yeah ....yeah. I know its inexcusably ignorant in this day to be as naive and innocent a summer child but the Secret Service and the Marshall service I felt was at least professional and least corrupted but. They're all bad. All of them. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 05, 2024 07:31 PM (RsS92) 225
What's that song by Herb Alpert that goes gas?
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 05, 2024 07:28 PM (eQ8Qc) --- "This Gas Is In Love With You"? Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 05, 2024 07:31 PM (ZOv7s) Classical Gas? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2024 07:31 PM (jCqUH) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 05, 2024 07:31 PM (vtRd1) Posted by: BifBewalski at December 05, 2024 07:31 PM (MsrgL) Posted by: Soothsayer at December 05, 2024 07:31 PM (eQ8Qc) 229
Classical Gas was by Mason Williams (196
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Speaking of Hogg... he wants to be DNC head. I mean, why not, how much worse could he be?
_______________ I think Topsy (Latrine Pissoir-Whatever) is earmarked for that job. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2024 07:32 PM (YqDXo) 231
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Posted by: Admirale's Mate at December 05, 2024 07:32 PM (sMkAM) Posted by: Soothsayer at December 05, 2024 07:32 PM (eQ8Qc) 233
So, if I was going to do the gas thing, I wouldn't just say "gass him", I'd specify the gas.
"This one amuses me. Mustard." "I tire of him. Phosgene." "He should suffer. Chlorine." "Geeze, Cyanogen this guy. Shut him down immediately." Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 05, 2024 07:32 PM (ZOv7s) 234
Watching the Red Wings skate around in Ottawa, and a Moderna commercial comes on inciting fear to try and get people to get the jab.
Fuck you, Moderna. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 05, 2024 07:26 PM (ufFY They playing the Ottawa TroughGobblers, or just cruising the frozen Rideau Canal? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2024 07:29 PM (jCqUH) Do they have a match up against the Pali Protestors for a hockey match? That could be worth watching.... ![]() Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 05, 2024 07:32 PM (VNX3d) 235
podcaster I like said the biggest problem Trump might have -- and his point has merit -- is if he gets his dream team in a room together to fix America, they are each used to being the most charismatic, competent, or intelligent person in the room. To suddenly have to argue the paths needed to go forward, with the potentially outsized egos at play, might turn into loggerheads if they struggle to agree.
------------- That's a possibility, but an All-Star team with a coach everybody respects and follows is a great All-Star team. Out of 50 companies I worked for (as a FTE or contractor) in software development, there was only one that was great -- and it was filled with All-Stars (people who were formerly the best at their prior gigs and organizations). It was f*cking heaven ... until the Tech Bubble burst in 2002 (followed by layoffs and eventually being sold to an Indian company). Ugh. Posted by: ShainS -- I heard that James Carville is a Scientologist as well as Pederast at December 05, 2024 07:32 PM (/6TY1) 236
I get that it's a catchphrase, but it's weak sauce.
==== it's obtuse, that is what bothers me most about it Posted by: runner at December 05, 2024 07:32 PM (QTCRF) 237
If you ban gas'em guy you have to ban penguin lovers too.
Posted by: A wise latinx at December 05, 2024 07:33 PM (vFG9F) Posted by: Eric Swalwell at December 05, 2024 07:33 PM (XeU6L) 239
They playing the Ottawa TroughGobblers, or just cruising the frozen Rideau Canal?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2024 07:29 PM (jCqUH) Theoretically they are playing them. Both close in the hunt for a wild card, first period, no scire, Ottawa with 9 shots vs 1 shot with 9 minutes left. So, just skating around so far. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 05, 2024 07:33 PM (ufFY8) 240
If you ban gas'em guy you have to ban penguin lovers too.
Posted by: A wise latinx at December 05, 2024 07:33 PM (vFG9F) never go against the silent majority ! Posted by: runner at December 05, 2024 07:34 PM (QTCRF) Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at December 05, 2024 07:37 PM (/HDaX) Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 05, 2024 07:38 PM (KcwUg) 243
I like GASSSS HIM guy. I vote he stays.
You read it, you chuckle, you move on... Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at December 05, 2024 07:28 PM (XMwZJ) He was annoying as fuck with his "Steiner will come" schtick. This gass schtick is pretty weak. Next week zhir/zhee/zhitt will have something new. Still like to know where Steiner ended up but the buttnugget wont tell us. I abstain from the vote. Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 again. at December 05, 2024 07:39 PM (89Sog) 244
JackStraw: "If you want a 15 minute master class on the world of censorship..."
We're in deep doo doo because there's no way "we're" going to reign in the clear path to abuse that did happen and will happen. Genie's out and it's a Borg Godzilla. The designers, maintainers, and financiers will never give it up nor will they be able to give it up because of the power behind it that thrives on its exploit. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at December 05, 2024 07:39 PM (aXxgO) 245
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent
----- Forgot to mention, you have to have AOS tenure of at least 10 years to have a vote. Posted by: runner I was following AoS, on Facebook around '14. Dumped all social media when the BP dudes were doxxed for horse whipping (it was BS) illegals at the Rio Grande. Whenever that was. I don't want a vote here. That means I have obligations of cardboard level membership. Like non-troll-ish adjacent comments and shizz. Besides, Dominion sez my vote don't count anyway. *ducks CBD's back hand ban hammer* Posted by: BifBewalski at December 05, 2024 07:39 PM (MsrgL) 246
A running gag, or running joke, is a literary device that takes the form of an amusing joke or a comical reference and appears repeatedly throughout a work of literature or other form of storytelling. Though they are similar, catchphrases are not considered to be running gags.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 05, 2024 07:56 PM (kWMii) 247
I don't know why it is such a surprise. No one in government has ever been held accountable for anything. Ever.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 05, 2024 06:50 PM Ahem...... Posted by: Douglas MacArthur at December 05, 2024 06:51 PM (Rcnd3) Getting a Medal of Honor for losing the Phillipine Is in 1942 i accountability. Posted by: Oldcat at December 05, 2024 07:56 PM (n7h9X) 248
243 I like GASSSS HIM guy. I vote he stays. You read it, you chuckle, you move on... Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at December 05, 2024 07:28 PM (XMwZJ) Thank you. He was annoying as fuck with his "Steiner will come" schtick. This gass schtick is pretty weak. Next week zhir/zhee/zhitt will have something new. Still like to know where Steiner ended up but the buttnugget wont tell us. Yeah, fuck you too missy. Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 05, 2024 08:00 PM (Hz6ZN) 249
Forgot to mention, you have to have AOS tenure of at least 10 years to have a vote.
I'm good then... Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at December 05, 2024 08:04 PM (XMwZJ) 250
sock off, here, boss
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