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Even as Comcast Prepares to Sell, Or Shut Down, Toxic Propaganda Network MSNBC, MSNBC's Ratings Crash to Lowest Level in 20 Years

End Wokeness
@EndWokeness

BREAKING: MSNBC ratings collapse to its lowest since July 19, 2004. 38,000 total viewers in the 24-54 age group.

Zero Hedge: What fresh low is this?

The End Of Fake News? MSNBC Hits New Low In Ratings


The leftist "news" channel MSNBC is facing a ratings crisis, with some of its advertiser-coveted viewership dropping to a two-decade low, according to Nielsen data reviewed by Fox News.

During the week of Nov. 6, MSNBC averaged just 38,000 viewers among adults 25-54, its lowest-rated non-holiday weekday since July 19, 2004.

As reported by Fox News, this demographic is widely prized by advertisers and is crucial for network revenue.

Low viewership impacted shows like The 11th Hour with Stephanie Ruhle and Jose Diaz Balart Reports, both of which saw their smallest audiences ever.

Other shows--including Chris Jansing Reports, Deadline: White House and Katy Tur Reports--saw their worst days ever among the demos.

Several shows lost over 50% of their 25-54 audience. Among those shows are The 11th Hour with Stephanie Ruhle, All In with Chris Hayes, Chris Jansing Reports, Inside with Jen Psaki, The Rachel Maddow Show and Joy Reid's ReidOut.


...

Al Sharpton faces ethical scrutiny after his nonprofit quietly took a $500,000 donation from the Harris campaign ahead of his interview with Vice President Kamala Harris.

MSNBC conceded that Sharpton blindsided them with the donation. "MSNBC was unaware of the donations made to the National Action Network," an MSNBC spokesperson told the Washington Free Beacon.

They were "blindsided" -- but continue to make no further statements or even issue any kind of censure of Al Sharpton.

I'm sure MSNBC is worth a ton to someone out there, right?

Elon Musk joked about buying MSNBC. When someone wrote it's up for sale, he wrote, "How much is it?"

Obviously he must be joking. Or I hope he's joking. MSNBC does not have any positive value. It is all liabilities. Anyone buying it will take over the contracts of its despicable employees. Musk would have to pay Rachel Maddow her $25 million per year to do one hour of work per week.

And no, he couldn't force her to repeat his own talking points. Her contract certainly specifies that she'll have almost compete autonomy over her one-hour-per-week show.

Musk has paid $44 billion to save free speech in this country, on a money-losing operation that was barely worth $15 billion.

Save your money, Elon. There will be other interventions where we might need it.


Joe Scarborough is seeing huge ratings declines since he went to Mar-a-Lago and begged Senpai to notice him, so he's trying to win viewers back by melting down again.


We hear what people talk about flooding the zone and a lot of information coming at you all at once and not being able to sort through things. There are two picks right now that if you talk to people in Washington, D.C., they will, this morning, tell you two of the most dangerous selections they've seen. No. 1, Pete Hegseth. Simply because he's unqualified to run the most complicated and most powerful bureaucracy not only in America but in the world.

And No. 2 now, Kash Patel. Kash Patel, of course, is a person who infamously said he was going to jail reporters and journalists and news people who did not go along with the 2020 election conspiracy theory.

...

"When in the final weeks of the administration, Trump planned to name Patel deputy director of the CIA, Gina Haspel, the head of the CIA, threatened to resign. Trump relented only after an intervention from Vice President Mike Pence. She goes on to ask: Who is this man, and why did so many top officials fear him?"

We will go through it. It's certainly not because he's an expert in any of these fields. It's not even because he's an ideologue. It's because he seems, according to this piece and everything we've seen, singularly focused on exacting revenge on people who did not carry through on Donald Trump's threats of retribution.

As I keep saying, the Hunter Biden pardon was what Joe Biden considered the easiest pardon, the one the public would be most likely to forgive.

It's intended to soften the public up for hundreds of political pardons of his cronies and "business" partners.

On MSNBC, they're demanding a pre-emptive pardon for Jack Smith.

I hope that President Biden will also issue preemptive pardons to all of those people threatened by the un-justice (by the way, it's supposed to be "injustice") of what will become the Department of Justice under the Trump Administration. That, of course, includes Jack Smith and all of his staff, many Department of Justice lawyers. It includes President Biden himself, although we don't know that anyone can legally pardon themselves. He will need a pardon because he is going to be harassed and charged for no crimes whatsoever. Donald Trump promised that.


Posted by: Ace at 04:40 PM




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1 1

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at December 03, 2024 04:41 PM (N1DT3)

2 Meaning I am no MSNBC

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at December 03, 2024 04:42 PM (N1DT3)

3 Top 5!

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at December 03, 2024 04:42 PM (9mfKN)

4 Haha libtards

Posted by: Scarymary at December 03, 2024 04:42 PM (sPtu7)

5 I think musk should buy them up at pennies on the dollar.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 03, 2024 04:42 PM (Rcnd3)

6
I didn't nood!

It's just us.

Posted by: eleven at December 03, 2024 04:43 PM (fV+MH)

7 Pardonpalooza?

Posted by: Piper at December 03, 2024 04:43 PM (pZEOD)

8 Go woke, go broke.

It's inevitable, though it may take some time.

(MSNBC was ahead of the train though. Most companies try the woke gambit BECAUSE they are going broke. MSNBC started with the wokeness.)

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at December 03, 2024 04:43 PM (N1DT3)

9 38,000 total viewers in the 24-54 age group.

That number is too high.

Posted by: dantesed at December 03, 2024 04:44 PM (+arps)

10 "Al Sharpton faces ethical scrutiny..."

BFD. You think he cares about ethics and scrutiny? He has no ethics and scrutiny comes with the shakedown. He'll gladly suffer the slings of words while he continues slandering people and cashing checks. It's a gig that got him out of sweatsuits and into silk ones.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at December 03, 2024 04:45 PM (aXxgO)

11 Just like Hunter, any of the evil imbeciles Brandon pardons will be unable to resist committing additional crimes in the future.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 03, 2024 04:45 PM (KcwUg)

12 Does anyone in the 24-54 demographic even watch cable news?

Posted by: Scarymary at December 03, 2024 04:45 PM (sPtu7)

13 I watched some highlights of MSNBC during election night for the lulz

I couldnt even laugh because their psychotic commentary and deranged shrieking was more disturbing than funny

And that was before I got to the segment where they discussed whether Musk's Starlink satellites were beaming votes down to ballot machines for Trump

mkay

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Certified Cranberry Sauce and Keto Stuffing Cook at December 03, 2024 04:46 PM (M7vhK)

14 The question now is how much they'd have to pay Musk to take this thing off their hands.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 03, 2024 04:46 PM (LxER7)

15 You get a pardon.
And you get a pardon.
etc...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 03, 2024 04:46 PM (8JwUr)

16 38,000 total viewers in the 24-54 age group.

That number is too high.

I hear the VA had it on as background noise when they were having their orgies so likely half those watchers weren't actually watching if you know what I mean...

Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2024 04:46 PM (oZhjI)

17 > As I keep saying, the Hunter Biden pardon was what Joe Biden considered the easiest pardon, the one the public would be most likely to forgive.

Do parting presidents ever actually catch heat for their pardons? Nadler got Clinton to pardon the leftist terrorists who planted a bomb outside the Senate chamber. Did either of them suffer any real backlash?

Posted by: bonhomme at December 03, 2024 04:46 PM (Odg76)

18 >>> 13 I watched some highlights of MSNBC during election night for the lulz

I couldnt even laugh because their psychotic commentary and deranged shrieking was more disturbing than funny

And that was before I got to the segment where they discussed whether Musk's Starlink satellites were beaming votes down to ballot machines for Trump

mkay
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Certified Cranberry Sauce and Keto Stuffing Cook at December 03, 2024 04:46 PM (M7vhK)

The Starlink retardry is even funnier when you remember that they insisted there were *NO* voting machines connected to the internet, especially not Dominion machines, nosirreee Bob.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 03, 2024 04:47 PM (KcwUg)

19 People still watch tv news? Huh.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 03, 2024 04:47 PM (0Htd1)

20 I have been entertained by the thought that Musk might take it - but if he has to take on the overpriced contracts, then no way.

But it might be worth it if Musk could put a laugh track on her show, and allowed instant online rebuttal from X users on the screen. Oh, and the Turkey head from the Cohen video!

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 03, 2024 04:47 PM (wyMQY)

21 On the last video, who is that rather horsey-looking blonde woman speaking?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 03, 2024 04:48 PM (J2vNu)

22 Does anyone in the 24-54 demographic even watch cable news?

Occasionally when I visit my parents (over 54) they have FOXN on. I usually am amazed at what a bunch of left leaning drivel it is. I already know all of FOXN's "breaking news", how they'll cover it, and who they'll quote and why.

I imagine CNN/MSNBC/The Alphabets are all worse.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2024 04:48 PM (oZhjI)

23 That's roughly 1 in every 8000 people.

Posted by: eleven at December 03, 2024 04:48 PM (fV+MH)

24 Brandon has 6 weeks and 6 days remaining not to pardon Kamala, the Obamas, the Clintons...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 03, 2024 04:48 PM (KcwUg)

25 The 10 millionth cat video on YouTube got more than 38,000 viewers.

Posted by: Roy at December 03, 2024 04:48 PM (z+ik4)

26 I hope MSNBC becomes an epitaph, a name never to be displayed in public again.

Bailing out MSNBC would be stupid. And needless. It needn't exist.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at December 03, 2024 04:49 PM (aXxgO)

27 I wonder if the Hunter pardon could be challenged as overly broad and vague? Wouldn't that be a hoot, making dear old dad spell out the exact crimes he needs to pardon Hunter for.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 03, 2024 04:49 PM (tT6L1)

28 Musk wants to colonize Mars. Everything he does is to that end. Including buying Twitter to save free speech. His entire mission was at stake through the totalitarianism coming with the loss of free speech.

Buying MSNBC? How would that help him colonize Mars?

Posted by: davidt at December 03, 2024 04:49 PM (i0F8b)

29 I have been entertained by the thought that Musk might take it - but if he has to take on the overpriced contracts, then no way.

But it might be worth it if Musk could put a laugh track on her show, and allowed instant online rebuttal from X users on the screen. Oh, and the Turkey head from the Cohen video!

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 03, 2024 04:47 PM


Not positive but I suspect that if musk bought msnbc rachael madcow and others would jump ship as soon as he walked in the door.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 03, 2024 04:50 PM (Rcnd3)

30 21 On the last video, who is that rather horsey-looking blonde woman speaking?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 03, 2024 04:48 PM (J2vNu)

Mrs. Ed

Posted by: Roy at December 03, 2024 04:50 PM (z+ik4)

31 Katy Tur
Her middle school and high school years must have been hell. At least her last name wasn't "Poop".

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 03, 2024 04:50 PM (0Htd1)

32 Proposal to save MSNBC:

The channel is now run entirely on "Twitch Plays Pokemon" rules where every action taken by the network is determined entirely by the commands given by the viewers.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 03, 2024 04:50 PM (B9Prs)

33 I saw a valuation of MSNBC at roughly $2 billion based on 2022 ad revenue and profits of, I think $400 million. So, what, maybe a billion now?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 03, 2024 04:50 PM (dJPGx)

34 They would pull the conflict of interest gambit if Musk bought a broadcast station.

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 03, 2024 04:51 PM (WEqNk)

35 Pardon me for my ignorance (pun not intended), but what happens to the money Hunter made while committing a crime? Is that now legal too or can the Government go after it?

Posted by: Flyguy at December 03, 2024 04:51 PM (HA1lM)

36 I got the greatest imagine of all the MSNBC on air "talent " getting canned and ending up as bums hanging out in seedy bars and living in parks. Mika , Joy and Wallace turning tricks , while Joe and Chuck sell their blood .

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 03, 2024 04:51 PM (FxDm7)

37 Remember the USA Network? I wonder what happened to the USA Network.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 03, 2024 04:51 PM (D7oie)

38 I wonder if the Hunter pardon could be challenged as overly broad and vague? Wouldn't that be a hoot, making dear old dad spell out the exact crimes he needs to pardon Hunter for.

Trump can and should have Hunter arrested for everything the DOJ has not charged Hunter with (note these are his worse crimes). The idea of a blanket pardon where you don't name the crimes is absurd and shouldn't withstand judicial scrutiny.

But...I hope he keeps his mouth shut about it unless Slow Joe is gone, because he could add additional pardons covering the Burisma bribery or the child sex trafficking Hunter was engaged in.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2024 04:51 PM (oZhjI)

39 Her middle school and high school years must have been hell. At least her last name wasn't "Poop".
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 03, 2024 04:50 PM (0Htd1)
-------------

Dear old dad is built like a linebacker and is a trannie. That Katy is anything remotely resembling a functioning adult is nothing short of a miracle.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 03, 2024 04:52 PM (tT6L1)

40 Obviously he must be joking. Or I hope he's joking. MSNBC does not have any positive value. It is all liabilities. Anyone buying it will take over the contracts of its despicable employees. Musk would have to pay Rachel Maddow her $25 million per year to do one hour of work per week.

------

Twitter was a bad bet he made work out in very big ways. I judged his enormous investment in that to be a fool's errand - $44b, a nontrivial portion of his net worth, for a perennially unprofitable social media gutter.

And yet ... It made a huge impact on the media landscape, influenced an historic election, and he has more than recovered his expenditure already, in other ventures.

MSNBC has to be much cheaper than Twitter, debt load included, and maybe he could turn it into something useful or interesting. As for the lesbian Chris Hayes, make her pimp for Orangemanbadass shamelessly for her $25 million, or resign.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 03, 2024 04:52 PM (7oYYI)

41 "Pardon me for my ignorance (pun not intended), but what happens to the money Hunter made while committing a crime? Is that now legal too or can the Government go after it?
Posted by: Flyguy"

I was thinking the same.

Posted by: eleven at December 03, 2024 04:53 PM (fV+MH)

42 MSNBC is not a network like NBC, it's just a cable channel. Whoever buys it just gets some nice studio space, some expensive equipment and like Ace pointed out, a lot of awful contracts.

Who wants to buy that?

Posted by: Fozzy at December 03, 2024 04:53 PM (7PM4P)

43 Musk buys MSNBC.

Relaunches as MAGATV.

Profit.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 03, 2024 04:53 PM (Q4IgG)

44 And yet ... It made a huge impact on the media landscape, influenced an historic election, and he has more than recovered his expenditure already, in other ventures. /i]

Had Kamala won I suspect Elon would have already been charged with various crimes. So...yes every dollar he spent indirectly and directly on this election was worth it.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2024 04:53 PM (oZhjI)

45 >>Musk buys MSNBC.

Relaunches as MAGATV The Gorilla Channel.

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2024 04:54 PM (vGiQ3)

46 Occasionally when I visit my parents (over 54) they have FOXN on. I usually am amazed at what a bunch of left leaning drivel it is. I already know all of FOXN's "breaking news", how they'll cover it, and who they'll quote and why.

I imagine CNN/MSNBC/The Alphabets are all worse.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2024 04:48 PM (oZhjI)

Yeah. My folks still watch Fox also. I'm at the old end of that under 54 demographic, and haven't had cable in years. Maybe I'm wrong, but it's hard to imagine that the Tiktok crowd watch more than a sound bite or two.

Posted by: Scarymary at December 03, 2024 04:54 PM (sPtu7)

47 28 Musk wants to colonize Mars. Everything he does is to that end. Including buying Twitter to save free speech. His entire mission was at stake through the totalitarianism coming with the loss of free speech.

Buying MSNBC? How would that help him colonize Mars?
Posted by: davidt
---

Astute observation.

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 03, 2024 04:54 PM (WEqNk)

48 Who? Ace, they get numbers because you have numbers?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 03, 2024 04:54 PM (QSrLX)

49 The Gollum who ate a cat in Ohio was sentenced to a year in jail.

http://tiny.cc/72xyzz

Posted by: bonhomme at December 03, 2024 04:54 PM (Odg76)

50 From the previous post ...


The only thing to watch now is how wide and deep the brewing conflict between factions goes over the next year and a half (through the next primary season).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 03, 2024 04:23 PM (GBKbO)
>>

The writhing and gnashing of teeth if/when Biden issues the last minute pardons for hundreds/thousands of Dem operatives and family members will require all Americans to use hearing protection. The loudest wailing will come from those poor slugs left to face Justice without the cover of a Biden pardon. Sounds like Hell to me.

Posted by: mrp at December 03, 2024 04:55 PM (rj6Yv)

51 Joe Scarborough, who has been married three times and was screwing Mika since at least 2010, several years before her divorce, is concerned that Pete Hegseth has been divorced three times and was screwing his current wife while still married to the previous one.

Posted by: huerfano at December 03, 2024 04:55 PM (DKIGo)

52 OK, speaking of lawfair, how can a Delaware court hold up Musks pay package?

He don't live in Delawar.. the Company is not IN Delaware... yeah a stockholder who lost the vote on the pay package lives there... but...

It's like the Trump Loan case... they are just making up Law to go after people they don't like... and court's taking Jurisdictions and powers they don't have.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 03, 2024 04:55 PM (QAkQ3)

53 Be careful what you wish for Soros could buy msDNC and put on Mike Malloy and Cenk Unyger who would spend as much time attacking corporate donor class democrats as they do dump.

Posted by: raimondo at December 03, 2024 04:55 PM (RTYCo)

54 Not positive but I suspect that if musk bought msnbc rachael madcow and others would jump ship as soon as he walked in the door.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 03, 2024 04:50 PM (Rcnd3)
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Musk must run, not walk, away from any notion of buying this money losing network. All it is now is a vanity project that loses 10's of millions of dollars.

Posted by: WisRich at December 03, 2024 04:55 PM (G0vdT)

55 Go woke, go broke.

It's inevitable, though it may take some time.

(MSNBC was ahead of the train though. Most companies try the woke gambit BECAUSE they are going broke. MSNBC started with the wokeness.)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at December 03, 2024 04:43 PM (N1DT3)

I know what to do, give the whole network to Rachel Maddow in lieu of her salary.
this beats my previous suggestion of getting rid of all the news faces and replacing them with AI Voices and actors dubbed in on top of acting students performing specifically for the motion capture element.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 03, 2024 04:55 PM (D7oie)

56 >Al Sharpton faces ethical scrutiny after ....
---

oh no, not that

Posted by: Don Black at December 03, 2024 04:56 PM (/7KEl)

57 That's roughly 1 in every 8000 people.
Posted by: eleven

Or 2 adults of voting age.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 03, 2024 04:56 PM (8JwUr)

58 >>Buying MSNBC? How would that help him colonize Mars?


He could use the late-night timeslots to sell Martian Time Shares.

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2024 04:56 PM (vGiQ3)

59 35 what happens to the money Hunter made while committing a crime? Is that now legal too or can the Government go after it?
Posted by: Flyguy

Can we play "process is punishment" now, too? Civil lawsuits can't possibly be covered by the pardon. Joey, Jill and Jim got it coming.

Posted by: Auspex at December 03, 2024 04:56 PM (j4U/Z)

60 I am sure they thought the silver orange lining of Trump's return would have been better ratings.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 03, 2024 04:56 PM (lhenN)

61 Rachel Maddow makes $25 million a year. That seems insane.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at December 03, 2024 04:56 PM (kTd/k)

62 Musk would have to pay Rachel Maddow her $25 million per year to do one hour of work per week.

The " one hour per week" doesn't include the amount of time she must spend in the make up chair where people have to try to make her look presentable.
I once saw a photo of what Oprah looks like before they do her hair and make up. It's not good.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 03, 2024 04:56 PM (0Htd1)

63
Let it die.

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 03, 2024 04:57 PM (+oR7L)

64 He could use the late-night timeslots to sell Martian Time Shares.
Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2024 04:56 PM (vGiQ3)
------------

MVC

Martian Value Channel

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 03, 2024 04:57 PM (tT6L1)

65 44 And yet ... It made a huge impact on the media landscape, influenced an historic election, and he has more than recovered his expenditure already, in other ventures. /i]

Had Kamala won I suspect Elon would have already been charged with various crimes. So...yes every dollar he spent indirectly and directly on this election was worth it.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2024 04:53 PM (oZhjI)

Sometimes you gotta spend money to make money...

Posted by: Nova Local at December 03, 2024 04:57 PM (exHjb)

66 41 "Pardon me for my ignorance (pun not intended), but what happens to the money Hunter made while committing a crime? Is that now legal too or can the Government go after it?
Posted by: Flyguy"

I was thinking the same.
Posted by: eleven at December 03, 2024 04:53 PM (fV+MH)

Yeah, States could go after him as well...

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 03, 2024 04:57 PM (QAkQ3)

67 Of course Biden will pardon everyone. They know they used the power of the government to attack political opponents.

They are on the same level as Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin and Mao.

Every one of them should face the music but they won't.

Watch Biden pardon himself.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 03, 2024 04:57 PM (aOqEy)

68 >>Rachel Maddow makes $25 million a year. That seems insane.


An actual Animatronic Cashew can't cost 1/4 of that.

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2024 04:58 PM (vGiQ3)

69 41 "Pardon me for my ignorance (pun not intended), but what happens to the money Hunter made while committing a crime? Is that now legal too or can the Government go after it?
Posted by: Flyguy"
---

What money? I don't see any money.
_U.S. Treasury/SEC/DoJ

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 03, 2024 04:58 PM (WEqNk)

70 I see no one is asking the important question: Does Hunter have information which will lead to the arrest and conviction of Hillary Clinton?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 03, 2024 04:58 PM (tT6L1)

71 Musk wants to colonize Mars. Everything he does is to that end. Including buying Twitter to save free speech. His entire mission was at stake through the totalitarianism coming with the loss of free speech.

Buying MSNBC? How would that help him colonize Mars?

Posted by: davidt

He wants to drive a stake through the beast's heart, behead it, and burn it all.

We won a victory. There's a lot to do to finish the job. He knows that. I suspect he's going to buy it, sort through to find whatever scintilla of value remains, and shut down all the rest while sitting on the rights so it can't be resurrected to again act as a propaganda outlet for the enemy.

Posted by: Brother Tim, Keeper of the Tim Continuum at December 03, 2024 04:58 PM (OUMaO)

72 JUST IN: MSNBC is now calling for Joe Biden to issue �PREEMPTIVE PARDONS� for HIMSELF, saying �he will need a pardon!�

DARN RIGHT HE WILL!

They also said Biden should pardon Jack Smith and his associates, because they KNOW they�re in some deep crap.

They�re in FULL ON� pic.twitter.com/iOrKJ7ASVF

— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) December 2, 2024
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Why would "Trump the Dictator" be restrained by pardons?

Do they think he's a lawless man or don't they?

Posted by: Axeman at December 03, 2024 04:59 PM (krQz2)

73 Biden should stay true to form and demand payments for every pardon ... a million a head for the biggest goons.

Mo' Money Mo' Money.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 03, 2024 04:59 PM (Cus5s)

74 61 Rachel Maddow makes $25 million a year. That seems insane.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at December 03, 2024 04:56 PM (kTd/k

There used to be a market for androgynous dikes in fake smart glasses.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 03, 2024 04:59 PM (aOqEy)

75 "Trump relented only after an intervention from Vice President Mike Pence."

Yep. Thank God Mike Pence was there for consultation. Preserving the CIA status quo has really paid off for MAGA.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at December 03, 2024 04:59 PM (aXxgO)

76
Biden could do one big blanket pardon of his whole cabinet, couldn't he?

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 03, 2024 05:00 PM (+oR7L)

77 > Buying MSNBC? How would that help him colonize Mars?
------
Seriously?

Advertising.

Nothing more need be said.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 03, 2024 05:00 PM (Q4IgG)

78 73 Biden should stay true to form and demand payments for every pardon ... a million a head for the biggest goons.

Mo' Money Mo' Money.
Posted by: illiniwek at December 03, 2024 04:59 PM (Cus5s)

I'm sure Jill is demanding that...gotta stay at a Queen's lifestyle...

Posted by: Nova Local at December 03, 2024 05:00 PM (exHjb)

79 "MVC

Martian Value Channel
Posted by: blake"

How much could we get for Zuckerburg?

Posted by: eleven at December 03, 2024 05:00 PM (fV+MH)

80 Of all those MSNBC shitburgers mentioned above who have shows, I recognized only two or three. Who the fuck are the rest? I think I see the problem.

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 03, 2024 05:01 PM (VcClH)

81 I'll buy that for a dollar.

Posted by: Sidney Harman at December 03, 2024 05:01 PM (aD39U)

82
It's like the Trump Loan case... they are just making up Law to go after people they don't like... and court's taking Jurisdictions and powers they don't have.

The answer to this is for red jurisdictions to find a reason this is a criminal case in their location and have an arrest warrant issued for the complainant and/or the prosecutor in the case.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2024 05:01 PM (oZhjI)

83 Was Nixon's 'blanket' pardon formally challenged?

Posted by: davidt at December 03, 2024 05:01 PM (i0F8b)

84 Query for the horde

How do you tell someone the need hearing aids?

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 03, 2024 05:02 PM (UjFD0)

85 Biden could do one big blanket pardon of his whole cabinet, couldn't he?
Posted by: Frank Barone at December 03, 2024 05:00 PM (+oR7L)

Wouldn't do much good if department underlings kept their versions of the "blue dress" for protection.

Posted by: mrp at December 03, 2024 05:02 PM (rj6Yv)

86 He could turn MSNBC into a space channel.

Show Star Trek reruns and launches. Get some topless weather girls.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 03, 2024 05:02 PM (aOqEy)

87 Even as my mom was dying of dementia, was bedridden, needing help to do anything, with 99% of what she said being gibberish, she still hated MSNBC.
My moonbat brother liked to watch it, but quickly found it annoyed her.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at December 03, 2024 05:02 PM (elaR+)

88 I have no idea what the numbers are on local TV stations... but that looks like what a mid-size City would see for Weather at 6:00?

Posted by: MkY at December 03, 2024 05:02 PM (cPGH3)

89 Biden could do one big blanket pardon of his whole cabinet, couldn't he?

Posted by: Frank Barone

Wouldn't he have to specify specific individuals for that? Thus pointing out who the worst of the worst were?

Posted by: Brother Tim, Keeper of the Tim Continuum at December 03, 2024 05:02 PM (OUMaO)

90 Al Sharpton on ethical review. Howdafuk you gonna review something that never existed?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 03, 2024 05:02 PM (pohLc)

91 >>How do you tell someone the need hearing aids?


ALL CAPS

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2024 05:02 PM (vGiQ3)

92 MSNBC is the Deshaun Watson of networks.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at December 03, 2024 05:02 PM (wBaIH)

93 >How do you tell someone the need hearing aids?

Loudly.

Posted by: davidt at December 03, 2024 05:03 PM (i0F8b)

94 I pardon you.

Posted by: Amon Goeth at December 03, 2024 05:03 PM (P3uHs)

95 No network is safe from the coming re-alignment. Even 'sportsball' channels are in trouble. Football is the only thing keeping all of them afloat. Everything else loses money or barely breaks even. It will be interesting to watch how it all plays out.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 03, 2024 05:03 PM (sAmhv)

96 Sleepy Joe will pardon the Administration and White House staff in such a way that, surprise!, it also covers him.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 03, 2024 05:03 PM (aD39U)

97 I have been informed by knowledgeable sources that Fox News' main stock in trade is telling their audience that they cannot trust CNN, MSNBC or the other cable news networks.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 03, 2024 05:03 PM (D7oie)

98 An animatronic cashew would get viewers.

In fact that would be sheer genius.

Posted by: eleven at December 03, 2024 05:03 PM (fV+MH)

99 At least we won't get tea-bagged by a rabbit.

https://youtu.be/zy8W2w9IV-I?t=16

Posted by: DaveA at December 03, 2024 05:03 PM (FhXTo)

100 ALL CAPS
Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2024 05:02 PM (vGiQ3)
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Oh, I thought that was how you told someone they needed glasses.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 03, 2024 05:04 PM (tT6L1)

101 Query for the horde

How do you tell someone the need hearing aids?
Posted by: nurse ratched

Whisper at all times when talking to him and be sure to face him while speaking.
(Yes, I assumed his gender, deal with it.)

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 03, 2024 05:04 PM (8JwUr)

102 Would be entertaining to see MSNBC fold and Joy Reid ends up trying to host a shitty podcast with literally dozens of viewers out of a broke-down conversion van down by the river. $5 handies right around the corner.

Posted by: Grayman27 at December 03, 2024 05:04 PM (pgwxJ)

103 MXNBC-Have Tucker do a show right after Maddow's, mocking and debunking everything she just had on her show.
He might have to pay the lib's their contracts, but he can mock and show what idiots they are at the same time.

Posted by: TC at December 03, 2024 05:05 PM (cHOHf)

104 No network is safe from the coming re-alignment. Even 'sportsball' channels are in trouble. Football is the only thing keeping all of them afloat. Everything else loses money or barely breaks even. It will be interesting to watch how it all plays out.

gambling will save us!

Posted by: ESPN at December 03, 2024 05:05 PM (NGHTx)

105 Biden could do one big blanket pardon of his whole cabinet, couldn't he?
Posted by: Frank Barone at December 03, 2024 05:00 PM (+oR7L)

apparently he has Godlike powers and can do anything.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 03, 2024 05:05 PM (D7oie)

106 That's 700 people watching in each state

Posted by: FlightRisk at December 03, 2024 05:06 PM (q6ddx)

107 How do you tell someone the need hearing aids?

Let me know if you are successful, I've been trying to get my wife to get hearing aids for a while now and she refuses.

The TV is at eleventy loud.

Posted by: Archer at December 03, 2024 05:06 PM (P3uHs)

108 Musk buys MSNBC.

Relaunches as MAGATV The Gorilla Channel.
Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2024 04:54 PM (vGiQ3)

With no changes to the on-air talent? Or would that be the Chimp Chump Channel?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 03, 2024 05:06 PM (VNX3d)

109 No network is safe from the coming re-alignment. Even 'sportsball' channels are in trouble. Football is the only thing keeping all of them afloat. Everything else loses money or barely breaks even. It will be interesting to watch how it all plays out.


Whenever I see "highlights" from the current NFL I'm in shock. Not only do they not play defense, it appears playing defense will generally get you flagged.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2024 05:06 PM (oZhjI)

110 I have the full power of the Executive Branch of the United States of America.

Posted by: The Autopen at December 03, 2024 05:06 PM (aD39U)

111 MSNBC, CNN, NYT and all the other dinosaurs settling in the ash heap don't realize that by siding with the DNC as is, is a prescription for extinction. The internecine bloodletting between the socialist factions is only now becoming apparent. It will greatly intensify following developments and events.

Posted by: mrp at December 03, 2024 05:06 PM (rj6Yv)

112 35 Pardon me for my ignorance (pun not intended), but what happens to the money Hunter made while committing a crime? Is that now legal too or can the Government go after it?

Posted by: Flyguy at December 03, 2024 04:51 PM (HA1lM)
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Well, you know how the IRS wants criminals to declare ill-gotten gains as income? Catch him on April 15 when he owes State taxes - that's not Federal so not pardoned.

Posted by: Ciampino - #5 Alive, not disassemble at December 03, 2024 05:06 PM (i0xsb)

113 I hope we get a post on Anna Navaro embarrassing the shit out of her fat ass on Twitter.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 03, 2024 05:06 PM (IG4Id)

114 MSNBC should morph into The Chicken Channel. I mean, we need a chicken channel don't we? I like chickens. They never get any respect. How many chicken movies have ever been made? How about a chicken superhero. Thunderchicken? Chicken horror flicks. Night of the Leghorn? Tons of great content.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 03, 2024 05:06 PM (pohLc)

115 In reality you send them to an audiologist and let them put a graph up showing what the person is missing.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 03, 2024 05:06 PM (8JwUr)

116 He could pardon Joe Scarborough for any untimely deaths of any interns that may have occurred at his hands.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 03, 2024 05:07 PM (aOqEy)

117 113 I hope we get a post on Anna Navaro embarrassing the shit out of her fat ass on Twitter.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 03, 2024 05:06 PM (IG4Id)

So a day that ends in Y

Posted by: It's me donna at December 03, 2024 05:07 PM (IyPmt)

118 Pardons don't stop the new FBI/DOJ from releasing all the evidence they uncover. Expose them and make them toxic. Show their lies and criminality and destroy the uniparty.

It would be great to see them all go to prison. Also pretty great to get our country back and keep these scumbags from ever taking power again.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2024 05:07 PM (LkLld)

119 Biden's plans could be stopped pretty quick - Joe, you can pardon Hunter and your other family members. If you want to save Mayorkis because he was in your cabinet, great. His poor performance helped get me elected.

But if you go beyond that - I will have the DOJ come after you personally. I'll make sure all that lovely lucre you got selling out your country goes into the hands of your lawyers saving your ass from landing in jail.

Posted by: Black JEM at December 03, 2024 05:07 PM (GZYu7)

120
Whenever I see "highlights" from the current NFL I'm in shock. Not only do they not play defense, it appears playing defense will generally get you flagged

attention spans geared to tik toks and reels can't handle too much boring defense

Posted by: ESPN at December 03, 2024 05:07 PM (NGHTx)

121 I'd like to see Musk buy MSNBC and rename it XBC. Just for the laughs.

Seriously, though, Elon needs MSNBC like he needs a fish. He's already got largest media platform in the world.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 03, 2024 05:07 PM (tT6L1)

122 Query for the horde

How do you tell someone the need hearing aids?
Posted by: nurse ratched

Whisper at all times when talking to him and be sure to face him while speaking.
(Yes, I assumed his gender, deal with it.)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 03, 2024 05:04 PM (8JwUr)

Try this?

https://youtu.be/llE0xRK0oUc

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 03, 2024 05:08 PM (VNX3d)

123 You ain't seen nothing til you've seen a tree full of chickens.

Posted by: eleven at December 03, 2024 05:08 PM (fV+MH)

124 We could have chicken porn, featuring well known Leftards fukkin that chicken.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 03, 2024 05:08 PM (pohLc)

125 MXNBC-Have Tucker do a show right after Maddow's, mocking and debunking everything she just had on her show.
He might have to pay the lib's their contracts, but he can mock and show what idiots they are at the same time.
Posted by: TC

The "Last Centurion" gambit, a perfect plan.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 03, 2024 05:09 PM (8JwUr)

126 > How do you tell someone the need hearing aids?

Hey. Friend to friend, I've noticed a few times I was speaking in a loud, clear voice, but it seemed like you didn't hear me. I've also noticed times when others spoke to you in a loud, clear voice, and I heard them, but it appeared you had difficulty hearing them. Have you noticed any times where it seemed like you couldn't hear people as clearly as you would like? Have you considered having your hearing tested?

Posted by: bonhomme at December 03, 2024 05:09 PM (Odg76)

127 Don't listen to the Chicken Channel guy. Chickens are cagey. Now penguins, they're where it's at.

Posted by: Big Penguin at December 03, 2024 05:09 PM (aXxgO)

128 102 Would be entertaining to see MSNBC fold and Joy Reid ends up trying to host a shitty podcast with literally dozens of viewers out of a broke-down conversion van down by the river. $5 handies right around the corner.
Posted by: Grayman27


I HAVE A USED '87 DODGE VAN SHE CAN LEASE FROM ME!!! IT'S UNDER A BRIDGE IN HOBOKEN, NJ!!! CASH ONLY!!!

Posted by: Michael Avenati at December 03, 2024 05:09 PM (sAmhv)

129 I'd pluck me.

Posted by: Buffalo Chicken at December 03, 2024 05:09 PM (aD39U)

130 How do you tell someone the need hearing aids?

Loudly.
Posted by: davidt at December 03, 2024

***
"MIRACLE!

EAR!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 03, 2024 05:09 PM (J2vNu)

131 https://youtu.be/llE0xRK0oUc
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN!


Hey! That's pretty funny!

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 03, 2024 05:10 PM (JOv66)

132 Rachel Madcow makes 25 mil a year to work one hour a week. The highest paid quarterback in the NFL, Joe Flacco, makes 20 mil a year…

Posted by: Hawkpilot at December 03, 2024 05:10 PM (kFuJd)

133 That's 700 people watching in each state
Posted by: FlightRisk

I don't think you divided the total number by all 57 States.
~B.H.O.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 03, 2024 05:10 PM (8JwUr)

134 Whenever I see "highlights" from the current NFL I'm in shock. Not only do they not play defense, it appears playing defense will generally get you flagged.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2024 05:06 PM (oZhjI)
==
Heard an interesting take on this today from a former defensive player who was at the tail end of the kill the QB era. He said the league had to do something. Guys are getting so big and so fast that at some point a QB was going to get killed, they needed to protect them. Same for receivers going over the middle.

That is what keeps eyes glued to the TV, those players. You want the league to be able to keep paying you for playing a game? Protect your most valuable assets.

Posted by: Black JEM at December 03, 2024 05:10 PM (GZYu7)

135 >>Rachel Maddow makes $25 million a year. That seems insane.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at December 03, 2024 04:56 PM (kTd/k
*****
So when MSNBC goes completely TITs up how much will she earn then? Buy MSNBC after it goes bankrupt. I don’t know, others may, but it seems to me her contact isn’t worth bupkis.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at December 03, 2024 05:11 PM (j0SZn)

136 "How do you tell someone the need hearing aids?"

I can help with that.

Posted by: Garrett Morris at December 03, 2024 05:11 PM (aXxgO)

137 126 > How do you tell someone the need hearing aids?

Hey. Friend to friend, I've noticed a few times I was speaking in a loud, clear voice, but it seemed like you didn't hear me. I've also noticed times when others spoke to you in a loud, clear voice, and I heard them, but it appeared you had difficulty hearing them. Have you noticed any times where it seemed like you couldn't hear people as clearly as you would like? Have you considered having your hearing tested?
Posted by: bonhomme


That's a lot of words for someone to hear.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 03, 2024 05:11 PM (JOv66)

138 Y'all remember those decks of cards they created during Iraq II with the names and faces of the most wanted malefactors?

I want that for the ObamaBiden Deep State crew.

Posted by: Brother Tim, Keeper of the Tim Continuum at December 03, 2024 05:11 PM (OUMaO)

139 That is what keeps eyes glued to the TV, those players. You want the league to be able to keep paying you for playing a game? Protect your most valuable assets.

most valuable assets = Fantasy football and gambling

Posted by: brak at December 03, 2024 05:12 PM (NGHTx)

140 speaking of getting t-bag'd by bunnies, where's Jimmy at? I still think he's a worse President than Joe but, man, Joe is trying hard to catch up.

Posted by: gKWVE at December 03, 2024 05:12 PM (gKWVE)

141 Comcast will have to pay someone to take MSNBC liabilities off their hands. Who would do that?

It's a write-off Jerry. They just write it off.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at December 03, 2024 05:12 PM (wBaIH)

142 How about a chicken superhero. Thunderchicken? Chicken horror flicks. Night of the Leghorn? Tons of great content.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 03, 2024

***
We had a great comedy radio series called ChickenMan in the '60s and again in the '70s. But the guy who created it and voiced ChickenMan has died. You know his voice from those pasta sauce spots: "It's in there!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 03, 2024 05:12 PM (J2vNu)

143 https://youtu.be/llE0xRK0oUc
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN!


Hey! That's pretty funny!
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 03, 2024 05:10 PM (JOv66)

I liked it - simple but effective.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 03, 2024 05:12 PM (VNX3d)

144 118 Pardons don't stop the new FBI/DOJ from releasing all the evidence they uncover. Expose them and make them toxic. Show their lies and criminality and destroy the uniparty.

It would be great to see them all go to prison. Also pretty great to get our country back and keep these scumbags from ever taking power again.
Posted by: JackStraw


Yes. It would be nice to see these people stop failing upwards. Actual consequences for actual crimes. Alas, I'm doubtful.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 03, 2024 05:12 PM (sAmhv)

145 How do you tell someone the need hearing aids?

HEY DUMMY

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 03, 2024 05:13 PM (kUMx7)

146 What crime should Jack Smith be pardoned for, what specific crime?

Why do they need pardons if they didn't commit any crimes?

If they didn't commit any crimes, they why are they worried there are judges who would convict them of fake crimes?

And if someone is allowed to commit crimes and be given a pardon, that is the very definition of "above the law."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 03, 2024 05:13 PM (cFx13)

147 75 "Trump relented only after an intervention from Vice President Mike Pence."

Yep. Thank God Mike Pence was there for consultation. Preserving the CIA status quo has really paid off for MAGA.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at December 03, 2024 04:59 PM (aXxgO)
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I seem to remember Mike Pence (spit) was the one that recommended Gina Haspel to Trump, for the CIA job.

Posted by: Ciampino - #5 Alive, not disassembled at December 03, 2024 05:14 PM (i0xsb)

148 Wait, there's a chance Rachel Maddow will reach her true earning potential of zero? Suddenly, I'm against Musk purchasing MSNBC.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 03, 2024 05:14 PM (tT6L1)

149 And you get a pardon, and you get a pardon, and you get a pardon!

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at December 03, 2024 05:14 PM (Tw+JN)

150 >> Rachel Madcow makes 25 mil a year to work one hour a week. The highest paid quarterback in the NFL, Joe Flacco, makes 20 mil a year…


In 2013

Posted by: the dandy at December 03, 2024 05:14 PM (L+5ng)

151 Over a year that is paying Maddow $0.55 per viewer every day. I don't see how advertising can support this.

Posted by: QT3.14159 at December 03, 2024 05:14 PM (qOMPA)

152
That is what keeps eyes glued to the TV, those players. You want the league to be able to keep paying you for playing a game? Protect your most valuable assets.

Yes, but it is no longer the same game. We used to make fun of say arenaball...but the modern NFL is no better.

To the problem you mentioned I always thought the best answer is a weight cap to go along with the salary cap. Want a 400lb mutant on your team? Ok, hope you like fielding 10 normal sized people with him.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2024 05:14 PM (oZhjI)

153 132 Rachel Madcow makes 25 mil a year to work one hour a week. The highest paid quarterback in the NFL, Joe Flacco, makes 20 mil a year…
Posted by: Hawkpilot

um, no. Don't rely on the internet for obsolete information.

Posted by: Auspex at December 03, 2024 05:15 PM (j4U/Z)

154 145 How do you tell someone the need hearing aids?

HEY DUMMY
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 03, 2024 05:13 PM
Mrs. E kept saying silly things like ‘Did you hear what I just said?’.

Posted by: Eromero at December 03, 2024 05:15 PM (LHPAg)

155 @102

>>Would be entertaining to see MSNBC fold and Joy Reid ends up trying to host a shitty podcast with literally dozens of viewers out of a broke-down conversion van down by the river. $5 handies right around the corner.

Sh**t, Conan O'Brian, has one of the top rated podcasts that literally consists of him interviewing guests he had on his cable show and asking them if they liked doing his show.

She'll have a bigger following.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 03, 2024 05:15 PM (XV/Pl)

156 >>How about a chicken superhero. Thunderchicken? Chicken horror flicks. Night of the Leghorn? Tons of great content.

CHICKEN BOO

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=x6BiqStRr8I

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2024 05:15 PM (vGiQ3)

157 That is what keeps eyes glued to the TV, those players. You want the league to be able to keep paying you for playing a game? Protect your most valuable assets.
Posted by: Black JEM at December 03, 2024 05:10 PM (GZYu7)
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Now if the WNBA would learn that lesson regarding Caitlan Clark.

Posted by: WisRich at December 03, 2024 05:15 PM (G0vdT)

158 108 Musk buys MSNBC.

Relaunches as MAGATV The Gorilla Channel.
Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2024 04:54 PM (vGiQ3)

With no changes to the on-air talent? Or would that be the Chimp Chump Channel?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

Ace better be careful...Musk might try to poach all our simian-adjacent morning talent!!!

Posted by: Moron Analyst at December 03, 2024 05:15 PM (JCZqz)

159 Wow. That video clip up top.
Two fags and a hag.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at December 03, 2024 05:15 PM (Lo97M)

160 38,000 average viewers in the 24-54 age group? That's gotta be less than the number of trans-somethings in Manhattan alone! When you've lost most of even the trans-somethings nationwide, you're lower than irrelevant. You are involuntarily invisible.

Posted by: Gref at December 03, 2024 05:15 PM (aBgBM)

161 We will go through it. It's certainly not because he's an expert in any of these fields. It's not even because he's an ideologue. It's because he seems, according to this piece and everything we've seen, singularly focused on exacting revenge on people who did not carry through on Donald Trump's threats of retribution.

Patel has said he would reveal the Epstein/Diddy lists. That's what opposition to him is about.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2024 05:15 PM (oZhjI)

162 First Day One job after taking the oath of office is to pull the security clearance for every single person covered by a Biden pardon + plus the 51 signatories on the Laptop Letter.

Posted by: mrp at December 03, 2024 05:16 PM (rj6Yv)

163 Who will get a pardon?

In the words of Stansfield, "EVERYONE, EVE-RY-ONE!!!!!"

Posted by: geoffb at December 03, 2024 05:16 PM (r//c2)

164 It really is amazing how quickly they are admitting that everything they said about Trump being a criminal the last 9 years was all lies.

I also note the long queue of NeverTrump "true Conservatives" lining up behind the nearest microphone to denounce this in no uncertain terms.

Wait. No. They are defending the pardon.

Norms.
F'ing.
Restored.

The in-your-face, brute-force "Rule of Man, not laws" norm.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 03, 2024 05:17 PM (cFx13)

165 Not points in fantasy football betting for defense. Notice the NFL is now in partnership with the gaming industry.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at December 03, 2024 05:17 PM (wBaIH)

166 137 126 > How do you tell someone the need hearing aids?

Hey. Friend to friend, I've noticed a few times I was speaking in a loud, clear voice, but it seemed like you didn't hear me. I've also noticed times when others spoke to you in a loud, clear voice, and I heard them, but it appeared you had difficulty hearing them. Have you noticed any times where it seemed like you couldn't hear people as clearly as you would like? Have you considered having your hearing tested?
Posted by: bonhomme


That's a lot of words for someone to hear.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 03, 2024 05:11 PM (JOv66)

Type this up, print it out and hand it to them. Tell them you've tried to talk to them but they can't hear you.

Posted by: Just Lily at December 03, 2024 05:17 PM (pA2OL)

167 I think the old Indian test pattern drew more viewers than MSNBC.

God knows it was less racist.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at December 03, 2024 05:19 PM (ig8VZ)

168 I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE RINGING, WHAT?!!

Posted by: Kindltot at December 03, 2024 05:19 PM (D7oie)

169 105 Biden could do one big blanket pardon of his whole cabinet, couldn't he?
Posted by: Frank Barone at December 03, 2024 05:00 PM (+oR7L)

apparently he has Godlike powers and can do anything.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 03, 2024 05:05 PM (D7oie)

Funny how the drms spent six months decaying the potential king Trump dispensing with all forms of traditions and norms And here they are cheering on Biden the dementia patient to give pardons to everyone for anything the might have done.

Ah yes the party that respects the rule of law must be exempt from the rule of law. All this before Trump is sworn in.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 03, 2024 05:19 PM (OA79/)

170 How about a chicken superhero. Thunderchicken? Chicken horror flicks. Night of the Leghorn? Tons of great content.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 03, 2024

The George of the Jungle cartoon show had a segment on starring Super Chicken, complete with his own theme song. I loved that as a kid.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at December 03, 2024 05:19 PM (k9OZB)

171 I think the old Indian test pattern drew more viewers than MSNBC.

God knows it was less racist.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at December 03, 2024 05:19 PM (ig8VZ)

Certainly more honest and truthful.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 03, 2024 05:19 PM (VNX3d)

172 First Day One job after taking the oath of office is to pull the security clearance for every single person covered by a Biden pardon + plus the 51 signatories on the Laptop Letter.

Also, the 700+ signatories of the "Intelligence Community for Harris," as there is some overlap with the laptop letter.

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at December 03, 2024 05:19 PM (zSyrn)

173 Trump was impeached for something he said in a telephone conversation.

Posted by: mrp at December 03, 2024 05:20 PM (rj6Yv)

174 What would innocent people need a pardon for??

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 03, 2024 05:20 PM (hovnC)

175 When you have to break every law, rule, regulation, policy, procedure and practice to stop one man ...

That man is not the problem:
You are.

And that's what the Democrats and their NeverTrump allies have done for the last 9 years:
There is not one law, rule, regulation, policy, procedure or practice they didn't violate to go after Trump.
And with this pardon, the final naked will to power is laid bare for all to see.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 03, 2024 05:20 PM (cFx13)

176 Over a year that is paying Maddow $0.55 per viewer every day. I don't see how advertising can support this.
Posted by: QT3.14159

Cable bundles

Cable subscribers pay whether they watch or not.

Posted by: Miklos so notes at December 03, 2024 05:21 PM (+w4kg)

177 43 Musk buys MSNBC.

Relaunches as MAGATV.

Profit.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 03, 2024 04:53 PM (Q4IgG)

Pilot episode will be The Apprentice of Doom. Trump will sit at a throne and they'll march each MSNBC employee in and he'll say "YOU'RE FIRED!", before escorting them out of the building.

Posted by: Roy at December 03, 2024 05:21 PM (z+ik4)

178 >>Patel has said he would reveal the Epstein/Diddy lists. That's what opposition to him is about.

I think it's quite more than that all that would be nuclear. We have a pretty good idea what caused this war in Ukraine that has cost this country well over $100 billion. We know all about the virus scam, not only where it came from but who paid for it. And these are just a couple of lies the deep state has told and the lies go back for decades. Most Americans have no clue about this stuff.

It's not just Joe and Hunter. There are thousands of people in and out of government who participated in all of this including our media. When I say expose all of it I mean ALL of it.

Imagine the public reaction we would get from people who only barely follow politics.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2024 05:21 PM (LkLld)

179 173 Trump was impeached for something he said in a telephone conversation.
Posted by: mrp at December 03, 2024 05:20 PM (rj6Yv)
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Trump was impeached for investigating what Biden just pardoned Hunter for.

Posted by: WisRich at December 03, 2024 05:22 PM (G0vdT)

180 Musk should buy it, then have every employee thrown out via trebuchet.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 03, 2024 05:22 PM (ewjUl)

181 >>What would innocent people need a pardon for??


Nothing.

Only Guilty People need pardons and that is why you must Accept a Pardon.
Commutations, on the other hand, are applied. With or without consent. 

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2024 05:22 PM (vGiQ3)

182 What would innocent people need a pardon for??
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 03, 2024 05:20 PM (hovnC)

To protect them from prosecution by that lawless tyrant Trump, and his evil henchmen who hold full loyalty to him alone.

Why they might otherwise be picked up and put in prison for years pending arraignment by some kangaroo court.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 03, 2024 05:22 PM (D7oie)

183 Martini Farmer and Roy

That was very funny. Keep up the good work!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2024 05:23 PM (oms6s)

184 MSNBC will make money again. They should scramble their, er, "talent" a bit and change graphics etc so it feels new, but hard left weirdos will flood back to MSNBC to get their NPC talking points and lies about the Trump administration so they feel better about themselves. But its gonna be a rough few months.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2024 05:23 PM (RsS92)

185 When it looks like you will take a lickin' caaallll for Super Chicken!

Posted by: Archer at December 03, 2024 05:23 PM (P3uHs)

186 What would innocent people need a pardon for??
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 03, 2024 05:20 PM

Or 21 different holding companies?

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 03, 2024 05:23 PM (ewjUl)

187 173 Trump was impeached for something he said in a telephone conversation.
Posted by: mrp at December 03, 2024 05:20 PM (rj6Yv)
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Trump was impeached for investigating what Biden just pardoned Hunter for.
Posted by: WisRich at December 03, 2024 05:22 PM (G0vdT)

THIS IS A THEME WORTHY OF FURTHER DEVELOPMENT.

Posted by: mrp at December 03, 2024 05:23 PM (rj6Yv)

188 I like the notion that Jack Smith, having been illegally appointed and usurper office, be required to pay back all the legal fees and expenses he ran up.

Which brings up a point:
How come he is still keeping secret all the staff attorneys and experts he's retained to prosecute Trump?
Now that the case is over, dismissed, what is the basis for keeping all those (certain to be all former DOJ employees) secret?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 03, 2024 05:24 PM (cFx13)

189 The George of the Jungle cartoon show had a segment on starring Super Chicken, complete with his own theme song. I loved that as a kid.

"Now, Fred - you knew the job was dangerous when you took it."

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at December 03, 2024 05:24 PM (zSyrn)

190 Mayorkas is going to need a pardon.

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 03, 2024 05:24 PM (+oR7L)

191 >>It's not just Joe and Hunter. There are thousands of people in and out of government who participated in all of this including our media. When I say expose all of it I mean ALL of it.


I wasn't kidding when I proposed Trump do this in his First Term.

Bring Back the Fireside Chat. And use it to Declassify and Disclose Government Malfeasance in Real Time.

Once a week. For 3+ Hours.
Open the fucking Files and air it all out.

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2024 05:24 PM (vGiQ3)

192 BFD. You think he cares about ethics and scrutiny? He has no ethics and scrutiny comes with the shakedown. He'll gladly suffer the slings of words while he continues slandering people and cashing checks. It's a gig that got him out of sweatsuits and into silk ones.
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He still owes how many millions to the victims of the mob he incited?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 03, 2024 05:24 PM (cFx13)

193 178 >>Patel has said he would reveal the Epstein/Diddy lists. That's what opposition to him is about.

I think it's quite more than that all that would be nuclear. We have a pretty good idea what caused this war in Ukraine that has cost this country well over $100 billion. We know all about the virus scam, not only where it came from but who paid for it. And these are just a couple of lies the deep state has told and the lies go back for decades. Most Americans have no clue about this stuff.

It's not just Joe and Hunter. There are thousands of people in and out of government who participated in all of this including our media. When I say expose all of it I mean ALL of it.

Imagine the public reaction we would get from people who only barely follow politics.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2024 05:21 PM (LkLld)

This. And you would be able to look all these lefties in they eye all knowing they were willing dupes supporting the people who shit all over the world. Well played lefties. Please let there be a document dump.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 03, 2024 05:25 PM (OA79/)

194 I suppose I should head into the studio to teach the last class. But it’s really cold out there…

Posted by: Piper at December 03, 2024 05:25 PM (pZEOD)

195 None of this means anything if the economy remains in the crapper. Bread and circuses > no bread and no circuses

Posted by: SFGoth at December 03, 2024 05:25 PM (KAi1n)

196 Musk buys MSNBC.

Relaunches as MAGATV.

Profit.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 03, 2024 04:53 PM (Q4IgG)

Pilot episode will be The Apprentice of Doom. Trump will sit at a throne and they'll march each MSNBC employee in and he'll say "YOU'RE FIRED!", before escorting them out of the building.
Posted by: Roy at December 03, 2024 05:21 PM (z+ik4)

Turn it into a game show. For each round you win, you get an additional 5K severance pay. Lose the first round, and you're fired with nothing.

Use a mix of history, athletics, Wipeout, and Fear Factor games to mix it up. Each round has 6 people, so you might see Rachel Maddow going against a janitor, an accountant, a cameraman, a producer, and a sound wizard. Would probably boost ratings.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 03, 2024 05:26 PM (VNX3d)

197 Why doesn't Biden simply pardon everyone in his administration, from top to bottom? That way the incoming Trump admin will only be able to fire them like Clinton and Obama did to Bush appointees and their people when they assumed power.

I suspect that is their real fear, unemployability in the new economy they created.

Posted by: Decaf at December 03, 2024 05:26 PM (unUNN)

198 182 What would innocent people need a pardon for??
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 03, 2024 05:20 PM (hovnC)

To protect them from prosecution by that lawless tyrant Trump, and his evil henchmen who hold full loyalty to him alone.

Why they might otherwise be picked up and put in prison for years pending arraignment by some kangaroo court.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 03, 2024 05:22 PM (D7oie)

TRUMP LOYALISTS! YEARGHHHH!

Posted by: Akshulee Enpecey at December 03, 2024 05:27 PM (OA79/)

199 Turn it into a game show. For each round you win, you get an additional 5K severance pay. Lose the first round, and you're fired with nothing.

Use a mix of history, athletics, Wipeout, and Fear Factor games to mix it up. Each round has 6 people, so you might see Rachel Maddow going against a janitor, an accountant, a cameraman, a producer, and a sound wizard. Would probably boost ratings.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 03, 2024 05:26 PM (VNX3d)

Running Man II : The Reckoning

Posted by: mrp at December 03, 2024 05:27 PM (rj6Yv)

200 158 108 Musk buys MSNBC.

Relaunches as MAGATV The Gorilla Channel.
Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2024 04:54 PM (vGiQ3)

With no changes to the on-air talent? Or would that be the Chimp Chump Channel?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

Ace better be careful...Musk might try to poach all our simian-adjacent morning talent!!![

Favorite show....man vs. Gorilla where a MSNBC "talent" is dropped into a cage with a pissed off gorilla and a fight to the death ensues. Gawd knows, I would watch that

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at December 03, 2024 05:27 PM (ig8VZ)

201 Trump was impeached for something he said [... twelve missing paragraphs of other conversation ...] in a telephone conversation.
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Fixed!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 03, 2024 05:27 PM (hovnC)

202 The thing about Hunter is that he is a pariah. He's not employable in any capacity. He's likely, financially well off, or will be when Joe assumes room temperature.

So, essentially, we have a drug addict with limited discipline, and a pension for participating in activities that are beyond risky.

This dude is going to crash and burn with a vengeance, and we'll get to watch.

Posted by: Orson at December 03, 2024 05:27 PM (dIske)

203 >>Bring Back the Fireside Chat. And use it to Declassify and Disclose Government Malfeasance in Real Time.

>>Once a week. For 3+ Hours.
Open the fucking Files and air it all out.

I wouldn't miss an episode.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2024 05:27 PM (LkLld)

204 Buy MSNBC, we know the price will be low.

Have everyone one of those on-cable '"talents'" give their shows in front of cameras.
Do no stream the shows and see how long it takes for those '"talents'" to attempt to break their contracts.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 03, 2024 05:28 PM (8JwUr)

205 BTW - The Joe Rogan Podcast w/ Mike Benz is one of those, 'You gotta fuckin' hear this' Episodes.

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2024 05:30 PM (vGiQ3)

206 Musk's purchase of Twitter has netted him:

The ear of the President for the next 4 years
The confidence of the likely next President, Vance
The House
The Senate
And control of all the regulatory agencies that have been harassing him non-stop for the last 4 years.

How many tens of billions is that worth?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 03, 2024 05:31 PM (cFx13)

207 Favorite show....man vs. Gorilla where a MSNBC "talent" is dropped into a cage with a pissed off gorilla and a fight to the death ensues. Gawd knows, I would watch that

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at December 03, 2024 05:27 PM (ig8VZ)

Or this.

https://youtu.be/27cxzK7uyjg

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 03, 2024 05:31 PM (VNX3d)

208 How does this not have Gutfeild's joke?

MSNBC stands for Must Sell Network By Christmas

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 03, 2024 05:31 PM (cFx13)

209 Payout Maddow with MSNBC.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at December 03, 2024 05:32 PM (kTd/k)

210 The Penny jury retired without coming to a conclusion today. They'll be back at it tomorrow.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 03, 2024 05:32 PM (Odg76)

211 >>BTW - The Joe Rogan Podcast w/ Mike Benz is one of those, 'You gotta fuckin' hear this' Episodes.

We should all watch it here and live blog it.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2024 05:32 PM (LkLld)

212 An adult Silverback would rip apart even the likes of Magnus Ver Magnusson in his prime.

But... absolutely must-watch Gorilla Channel footage.

Posted by: Dian Fossey at December 03, 2024 05:32 PM (Ybyk2)

213 184 MSNBC will make money again.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

I'm not sure that was ever the point.

Posted by: Auspex at December 03, 2024 05:32 PM (j4U/Z)

214 >>>202 The thing about Hunter is that he is a pariah. He's not employable in any capacity. He's likely, financially well off, or will be when Joe assumes room temperature.

So, essentially, we have a drug addict with limited discipline, and a pension for participating in activities that are beyond risky.

This dude is going to crash and burn with a vengeance, and we'll get to watch.
Posted by: Orson at December 03, 2024 05:27 PM

I just watched The Death of Stalin, Hunter is a lot like the other Joe's son. Reckless and drunk, except he has no party leaders with real power to keep him under control.

Posted by: fozzy at December 03, 2024 05:33 PM (7PM4P)

215 If Biden pardoned everyone in his administration the Republicans in Congress could drag everyone in to testify and they couldn't brake the Fifth because they aren't in criminal jeopardy. Of course the Republicans in Congress are uniparty and might not like what was uncovered.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 03, 2024 05:33 PM (FxDm7)

216 Too close for comfort:

@ShelbyTalcott 7m
Chad Chronister announces he’s stepping down as Trump’s pick to lead the DEA — notably, this Trump pick has faced backlash over the past week from a number of conservatives over initiatives he and his department backed (like the arrest of a pastor for allegedly defying lockdown

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 03, 2024 05:34 PM (IG4Id)

217 Musk won't buy it. Who else might be interested?

Russia Today?
Al Jazeera?
China Times (or whatever the CCP official mouthpiece is)
Zelenskyy?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 03, 2024 05:34 PM (VNX3d)

218 I just watched The Death of Stalin, Hunter is a lot like the other Joe's son. Reckless and drunk, except he has no party leaders with real power to keep him under control.
Posted by: fozzy at December 03, 2024 05:33 PM (7PM4P)
Was that the son the nazis 'disappeared'?

Posted by: Eromero at December 03, 2024 05:35 PM (LHPAg)

219 >>Too close for comfort:


It's DEA.
Not something I would sweat over, either way.

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2024 05:35 PM (vGiQ3)

220 I would like to see a channel dedicated to Bum Fights.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 03, 2024 05:35 PM (1FWWQ)

221 "Al Sharpton faces ethical scrutiny."

37 years after Tawana Brawley, he's still only facing "ethical scrutiny."

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 03, 2024 05:36 PM (ZlOcj)

222 203 >>Bring Back the Fireside Chat. And use it to Declassify and Disclose Government Malfeasance in Real Time.
Posted by: JackStraw

Be interesting to see how the left tries to bury that.

Posted by: Auspex at December 03, 2024 05:36 PM (j4U/Z)

223 For all the libs clutching their pearls about Kash saying he was going to jail journolists, or any other such talk by MAGA, just rebut it by: they are saying that the same way as Biden saying he wasn't going to pardon Huntie.

Posted by: haffhowershower at December 03, 2024 05:36 PM (NMT5x)

224 I just watched The Death of Stalin, Hunter is a lot like the other Joe's son. Reckless and drunk, except he has no party leaders with real power to keep him under control.
Posted by: fozzy at December 03, 2024 05:33 PM (7PM4P)
____________________________

Saw Death of Stalin. Interesting perspective. BTW, were you aware that Stalin's granddaughter lives in Oregon, and is one of those purple haired nitwits?

Posted by: Orson at December 03, 2024 05:37 PM (dIske)

225 222 203 >>Bring Back the Fireside Chat. And use it to Declassify and Disclose Government Malfeasance in Real Time.
Posted by: JackStraw

Be interesting to see how the left tries to bury that.
Posted by: Auspex at December 03, 2024 05:36 PM (j4U/Z)

He'll use X, TruthSocial, or both to do it. The video can later be posted to WhiteHouse.gov.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 03, 2024 05:37 PM (VNX3d)

226 182 What would innocent people need a pardon for??
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 03, 2024 05:20 PM (hovnC)

To protect them from prosecution by that lawless tyrant Trump, and his evil henchmen who hold full loyalty to him alone.

Why they might otherwise be picked up and put in prison for years pending arraignment by some kangaroo court.
Posted by: Kindltot


So, we work at the same place? That is the conventional 'wisdom' being vomited out by the local political apparatchiks.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 03, 2024 05:38 PM (sAmhv)

227
Auger in, MSNBC! Auger in!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 03, 2024 05:39 PM (xG4kz)

228 190 Mayorkas is going to need a pardon.

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 03, 2024 05:24 PM (+oR7L)
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Then Texas should arrest him for letting illegals into the State - IOW a State crime. 1 day in the pen for every illegal. Gee, it looks like a life sentence!

Posted by: Ciampino - the perp walk at December 03, 2024 05:39 PM (i0xsb)

229 Bring Back the Fireside Chat. And use it to Declassify and Disclose Government Malfeasance in Real Time.
Posted by: JackStraw

Absolutely. Every other week.

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 03, 2024 05:39 PM (ZlOcj)

230 It's a crime syndicate.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 03, 2024 05:40 PM (dR6yv)

231 He should buy it and host CJN.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 03, 2024 05:40 PM (KAi1n)

232 Only Guilty People need pardons

Let's get back to using pardons for those who do what's necessary for the Republic but not legal. Like jumping out from behind pillars in Congress and yelling BOO! til some of these fossils infarct.

Posted by: DaveA at December 03, 2024 05:40 PM (FhXTo)

233 If the media deny him air time, he can command the EBS and preempt programming for 5-10 minutes. They don't own the airwaves, we do.

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 03, 2024 05:40 PM (ZlOcj)

234 I just watched The Death of Stalin, Hunter is a lot like the other Joe's son. Reckless and drunk, except he has no party leaders with real power to keep him under control.
Posted by: fozzy at December 03, 2024 05:33 PM (7PM4P)
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Vasily: I hate being sober, it's a terrible terrible mood.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at December 03, 2024 05:41 PM (z0QHk)

235 The Trump Network For Declassification.

It was right there in front of us.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2024 05:41 PM (LkLld)

236 BTW - The Joe Rogan Podcast w/ Mike Benz is one of those, 'You gotta fuckin' hear this' Episodes.
Posted by: garrett

Do I have to sign up for Spotipants?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 03, 2024 05:41 PM (IG4Id)

237 Patel has said he would reveal the Epstein/Diddy lists. That's what opposition to him is about.
--
Keep in mind:
There's an "Epstein island" and a "Diddy" in every major city to feed (and control) the rich and the elite.

The federal government knows of each and every one.

Those "missing" 325,000 children? Many will be found there.

Patel if he is confirmed, will be the target of assassination attempts

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 03, 2024 05:42 PM (cFx13)

238 Make Test Patterns Great Again.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 03, 2024 05:42 PM (dR6yv)

239 Who was it that got the 3 am wake up, leg irons and all? Everyone connected, from the lowest cop to the highest functionary should get that treatment. Invite private bloggers to put each arrest/perp walk live on youtube.

Posted by: Ciampino - the perp walk - YES at December 03, 2024 05:42 PM (i0xsb)

240 220 I would like to see a channel dedicated to Bum Fights.
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Charo versus Lola Falana??
/old guy reference

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 03, 2024 05:42 PM (hovnC)

241 Bring Back the Fireside Chat. And use it to Declassify and Disclose Government Malfeasance in Real Time.
Posted by: JackStraw

Absolutely. Every other week.
Posted by: Ordinary American at December 03, 2024 05:39 PM (ZlOcj)
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Can't stop the signal.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at December 03, 2024 05:42 PM (z0QHk)

242 Elon could buy MSNBC, and let the on air "talent" continue with their current spiel. He could, however , enforce dress codes. Joe and Mika, their leather gear. Maddow, a clown costume. Sharpton, jockey's silks with a lantern.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 03, 2024 05:42 PM (gm9Sb)

243
Here are chris "thumb" cillizza and cuck todd talking about how much of a scumbag hunter biden is, and they hate joe, too:

https://is.gd/BQcFqx

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 03, 2024 05:43 PM (hvTnz)

244 Ah, nvermind. FOund it on YouScrewb

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 03, 2024 05:43 PM (IG4Id)

245 @236 Rogan is also on Youtube

https://tinyurl.com/5n7abek8

Posted by: Scarymary at December 03, 2024 05:44 PM (sPtu7)

246 >>Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 03, 2024 05:41 PM (IG4Id)

YouTube:

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=rrJhQpvlkLA

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2024 05:44 PM (vGiQ3)

247 The excuse they are using is "well Trump will harass and persecute his enemies so we have to pardon they preemptively". Ofc the fact that they spent 8 years harassing and persecuting Trump and his supporters was fine.

Posted by: steevy at December 03, 2024 05:45 PM (KQk9m)

248 Elon could buy MSNBC, and let the on air "talent" continue with their current spiel. He could, however , enforce dress codes. Joe and Mika, their leather gear. Maddow, a clown costume. Sharpton, jockey's silks with a lantern.
Posted by: bill in arkansas
______

I have altered the deal. Pray I do not alter it further.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 03, 2024 05:45 PM (Dm8we)

249 Maddow, a clown costume. Sharpton, jockey's silks with a lantern.
Posted by: bill in arkansas

Mr. Bill - newsletter details please!!

Posted by: The Paolo at December 03, 2024 05:45 PM (WXNFJ)

250 Speaking of CNN, "chyrons" are basically subtitles for the retarded.

Posted by: Zek at December 03, 2024 05:45 PM (5FPX4)

251
Remember all the fake fawning over biden after he "dropped out," i.e, was forced out?

Remember all the gaslighters saying how "great" biden is/was, including DU?

Believe me when I tell you this: They All HATE biden. They hate biden and in the coming weeks/months, you will be hearing them CURSE biden's name in public.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 03, 2024 05:45 PM (hvTnz)

252 NOOD

Posted by: Scarymary at December 03, 2024 05:46 PM (sPtu7)

253 China might buy MSNBC or use some proxy to buy them.

Cheap propaganda poison from socialist puppets.

Soros is buying up radio outfits to strangle conservative talk radio so he might go for a cheap way to pour poison into the ears of Low IQ,gullible progtards.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 03, 2024 05:47 PM (lhTNP)

254 Elon should not buy MSNBC. That network needs to be thrown into an industrial size shredder, the remains burned, the ground where it stood salted.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 03, 2024 05:49 PM (sAmhv)

255 If Trump doesn't put Benz in his administration in charge of helping uncover all of the corruption I'm going to be disappointed.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2024 05:49 PM (LkLld)

256 nood 9th Circuit illegals

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 03, 2024 05:49 PM (hovnC)

257 Chicken Man > Chicken Boo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e07AZosaVPk

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 03, 2024 05:50 PM (hoCmQ)

258 207 Favorite show....man vs. Gorilla where a MSNBC "talent" is dropped into a cage with a pissed off gorilla and a fight to the death ensues. Gawd knows, I would watch that

Posted by: Mallamutt,
-------

Here ya go:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5sEIWlQO7A

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 03, 2024 05:58 PM (WEqNk)

259 Who will get a pardon?

In the words of Stansfield, "EVERYONE, EVE-RY-ONE!!!!!"
Posted by: geoffb at December 03, 2024 05:16 PM (r//c2)

You get a pardon! And YOU get a pardon!!

Posted by: Oprah Biden at December 03, 2024 06:05 PM (iODuv)

260 MSNBC is almost as fair and balanced as X is concerning "hate" speech. You'll note Lefturds posting the most obscene bs on X on a regular basis. Nothing stops them.

Posted by: TJ Jackson at December 03, 2024 06:13 PM (bXvrr)

261 Hello to all, the contents present at this web page are actually awesome for people knowledge,
well, keep up the nice work fellows.

Posted by: Porugal Golden Visa Program at December 03, 2024 06:19 PM (rIs29)

262 Twitter was a bad bet he made work out in very big ways. I judged his enormous investment in that to be a fool's errand - $44b, a nontrivial portion of his net worth, for a perennially unprofitable social media gutter.

And yet ... It made a huge impact on the media landscape, influenced an historic election, and he has more than recovered his expenditure already, in other ventures.

MSNBC has to be much cheaper than Twitter, debt load included, and maybe he could turn it into something useful or interesting. As for the lesbian Chris Hayes, make her pimp for Orangemanbadass shamelessly for her $25 million, or resign.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 03, 2024 04:52 PM (7oYYI)

Twitter was a great bet. 44b means nothing to him when governments are prepping to arrest him and take his properties away. And he had the stones to fire 90 percent of the staff instantly which stopped the internal bleeding. Twitter has the star power that keeps everyone coming back to it, at least for now.

The Y network could just act as a place to give cable/stream access to independent shows if the ratings stand up.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 03, 2024 06:21 PM (n7h9X)

263 Soros is buying up radio outfits to strangle conservative talk radio so he might go for a cheap way to pour poison into the ears of Low IQ,gullible progtards.
Posted by: naturalfake at December 03, 2024 05:47 PM (lhTNP)

Leftist talk radio never works. They can only say one thing so they can't fill airtime.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 03, 2024 06:23 PM (n7h9X)

264 38,000 total? So, about 1/3 of what might fit in a football stadium?

Joe Rogan routinely brings in 11 million viewers per episode.

MSNBC goes bankrupt, X buys the assets, and it becomes XTV. Then give prominent podcasters a broadcast platform, that is cross linked with X (content appears on both). And heck, even better, say you'll split the ad revenue with the podcasters. 10/90 on XTV, and the normal way on X.

Since the talent is paid in views, you can pick and choose who gets to come on at no cost to you. You can have a revolving slate of people.

Can't lose.

Posted by: El Mariachi at December 03, 2024 06:23 PM (nLFEI)

265 Saw Death of Stalin. Interesting perspective. BTW, were you aware that Stalin's granddaughter lives in Oregon, and is one of those purple haired nitwits?
Posted by: Orson at December 03, 2024 05:37 PM (dIske)

apple not falling far from the tree.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 03, 2024 06:24 PM (n7h9X)

266 Elon might have to let Maddow produce her show, but he could Community Note the hell out of it on the crawl beneath it.

I might even watch it if he did that.

Posted by: Thatch at December 03, 2024 06:45 PM (WuKJL)

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