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Whistleblower Claims That FEMA Skipped Entire Neighborhoods If They Sported Three or More Trump Signs; House Republicans Demand Inspector General Investigate
Update: Biden Decrees $1 Billion in Aid for Storm Victims -- For Africa

Another conspiracy theory turns out to be 100% true.


House Republicans on Tuesday called for the inspector general to open up an "immediate" investigation into FEMA over allegations that relief workers skipped the homes of Trump supporters throughout Florida and North Carolina, according to a letter first shared with The Daily Wire.

House Committee on Transportation and Infrastructure Chair Sam Graves (R-MO) and Rep. Scott Perry (R-PA) demanded Homeland Security Inspector General Joseph Cuffari probe allegations that fired FEMA supervisor Marn'i Washington's instructions to "avoid homes advertising Trump" in Lake Placid, Florida, may have been part of a broader agency policy.

"The Committee is requesting that you immediately open an investigation into the multiple allegations of the deliberate avoidance of homes with Trump campaign or political signs during the agency's response to Hurricanes Helene and Milton," Graves and Perry wrote, citing reporting from The Daily Wire.

Aside from Washington's guidance, the lawmakers said that they were aware of allegations that FEMA workers bypassed entire neighborhoods in North Carolina where Trump supporters lived.

"In North Carolina, the Committee is aware of reports of FEMA employees skipping any home that displayed a 'Make America Great Again,' 'Drain the Swamp,' 'Don't Tread on Me' or Trump campaign sign. If the FEMA field team encountered three or more of these signs, the field team could abandon the entire neighborhood without notifying hurricane victims of assistance available to them," the lawmakers wrote.

"The Committee is increasingly concerned that this discriminatory practice of avoidance was more widespread than reported, and could have harmed victims who may still be unaware of the Federal relief benefits available to them," they added.

Testifying on Capitol Hill last month, FEMA Director Deanne Criswell said that she believed the incident in Florida to be isolated and denied that FEMA had any "proactive" policies that would lead employees to skip homes.

Get that Pardon Printing Machine running on full, Disgraceful Joe.

Posted by: Ace at 02:33 PM




Comments

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1 Shut it down.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 03, 2024 02:33 PM (ExV1e)

2 Turd?

Posted by: Just got here at December 03, 2024 02:33 PM (DobEs)

3 Shocking, isn't it?

...okay, not really.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 03, 2024 02:33 PM (tT6L1)

4 Get that Pardon Printing Machine running on full, Disgraceful Joe.

=======

"He's just pardoning every individual who ever worked for the federal government because Trump is a meanie. Their admission of guilt in accepting the pardons is really just Trump's fault."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 03, 2024 02:33 PM (GBKbO)

5 BOING!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 03, 2024 02:33 PM (CflQn)

6 Others alerted.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 03, 2024 02:34 PM (ExV1e)

7 It’s a crime syndicate.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 03, 2024 02:34 PM (ALdIq)

8 If someone do me right with a pardon, Diddy know how to return favors.

If any Biden family or friends want to get fucked in the ass by a celebrity at a Freak Off, I can do that favor for you.

You can even the name the industry you want for your celebrity - Hollywood, music or sports!

Posted by: P Diddy at December 03, 2024 02:34 PM (Ywe6z)

9 That would be a Mico version of living under Kamaunist

Posted by: Skip at December 03, 2024 02:34 PM (fwDg9)

10 Reaf the content so probably not fitst.

Posted by: Reforger at December 03, 2024 02:34 PM (xcIvR)

11 It's the opposite of G-d's Egyptian Passover, done by evil FEMA personnel.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 03, 2024 02:35 PM (CflQn)

12 I think we should open FEMA camps and tell FEMA that's where they have to work. I suggest they have summer and winter quarters, too.

Summer in the Mojave and winter just outside of Minot ND.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 03, 2024 02:35 PM (tT6L1)

13 Aren't we all

...deserving of a pardon?

Posted by: Keith Olberman at December 03, 2024 02:35 PM (Ywe6z)

14 Shutter FEMA and encourage states to make mutual assistance pacts.

Posted by: mr tmz at December 03, 2024 02:35 PM (rJ48h)

15 We can't afford it, Jack. We've got people in Africa that need our help. ~ Guy holding up Joe Biden like in Weekend At Bernie's (probably)

Posted by: Flyguy at December 03, 2024 02:36 PM (HA1lM)

16 Get that Pardon Printing Machine running on full, Disgraceful Joe.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 03, 2024 02:33 PM (GBKbO)
-

If I had a nickel for every pardon...

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 03, 2024 02:36 PM (CflQn)

17 Lots of stuff just curiously acknowledged only now:

@drsimonegold
WOW: A congressional subcommittee has officially determined that COVID-19 likely originated from a lab in Wuhan, and that social distancing and masking were NOT backed with scientific data.

While it is great that our government acknowledges these truths, many of us knew these things from the start.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 03, 2024 02:36 PM (IG4Id)

18 Normal. As in - twenty years ago, inconceivable. Now - meh, of course. Country remains unrecognizable in many important ways, Trump's historic (heh) comeback notwithstanding.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 03, 2024 02:36 PM (1m82a)

19 America hating swine

Posted by: kallisto at December 03, 2024 02:36 PM (WQbU6)

20 Why not Minot?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 03, 2024 02:36 PM (ALdIq)

21 Should have read my comment too.
Maybe I need to turn auto-cucumber back on.

Posted by: Reforger at December 03, 2024 02:36 PM (xcIvR)

22 This pardon and this shit is going to make the early part of Trump's administration the best entertainment we've had evah!!!!

Posted by: From about That Time at December 03, 2024 02:36 PM (4780s)

23 Yesterday Biden pardon Barry Obama and not his son.

Obama is knee deep in this mess and heaven forbid that this would make "Chocolate Jesus" look bad.

All this Crap happened when Homo Boy was President and you cannot tell me that He/It/Them/They/Us didn't know what was going on !!!!

Posted by: Buster Hymandd at December 03, 2024 02:36 PM (1U5p7)

24 I think we should open FEMA camps and tell FEMA that's where they have to work. I suggest they have summer and winter quarters, too.

Summer in the Mojave and winter just outside of Minot ND.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 03, 2024 02:35 PM (tT6L1)

I vote for the craters of Mt. St. Helens, Kīlauea, or Mauna Loa.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 03, 2024 02:37 PM (VNX3d)

25 Gotta wonder about census workers pulling the same crap.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 03, 2024 02:37 PM (USlWr)

26 17 While it is great that our government acknowledges these truths, many of us knew these things from the start.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 03, 2024 02:36 PM (IG4Id)

========

The people who tried to destroy you personally for being correct on facts were right on truth because they were working with the best information available. Any evidence that they had contrary information that indicated that you were right was withheld from the world for your own good, and they should be praised for their efforts.

You were wrong in being right, and they were right in being wrong.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 03, 2024 02:37 PM (GBKbO)

27 Willowed but somewhat fitting, more anti-American crap.

Edison, NJ bans "props" American Flags and The Constitution from council meetings.

https://tinyurl.com/mrxaet4u
Posted by: BruceWayne at December 03, 2024 02:34 PM (CIS44)

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 03, 2024 02:37 PM (CIS44)

28 Willowed cuz it's news you can use:

Who was that Korean chick with the really big boobs that was used as the model for some character in a video game?
Posted by: Bulg at December 03, 2024 02:32 PM (v6JzV)


Shin Jae-eun

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 03, 2024 02:38 PM (ExV1e)

29 Why not Minot?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory


You outta go to North Dakota,
See the cattle and the wheat, and the folks that can't be beat!

("Go to" is pronounced as "go duh" to rhyme with "Dakota.")

Posted by: Bulg at December 03, 2024 02:38 PM (v6JzV)

30 Unexpectedly!

Posted by: Adriane the Nostalgia Critic . . . at December 03, 2024 02:39 PM (qz+gL)

31 I cannot truly rest in peace until all the malefactors at FEMA who abused their official powers for political purposes are investigated, indicted, convicted and sentenced to be stuffed in a barrel with a colony of rabid bats.

Posted by: P'nut the Squirrel at December 03, 2024 02:39 PM (Ywe6z)

32 Lawyers debating the legality of a blanket pardon for all federal employees from January 1, 2018 through January 20, 2025......

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 03, 2024 02:39 PM (lTGtQ)

33 Get the Federal Government out of the disaster recovery business altogether.

Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at December 03, 2024 02:39 PM (P7Iz+)

34 Willowed, so:

Hyung-Tae Kim is the model that was used for the video game character. Very lovely.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2024 02:39 PM (RsS92)

35 Posted by: I used to have a different nic


Thanks, Used To!

Posted by: Bulg at December 03, 2024 02:39 PM (v6JzV)

36 I'm fine with this.

Bring back the spoils system writ large. Voted for the loser? Good luck, cupcake.

We're far, far more equipped to do without the government than they are.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, still gloating at December 03, 2024 02:39 PM (bpljM)

37 There's also some kerfuffle over DOJ/IG's J6 report. Horowitz has obviously been a ridiculous figure since his absurd conclusion re "investigation" of Hillary's massive Espionage Act crimewave (that the comically bad decisions that amounted to completely mooting the investigation were "reasonable judgement calls" or something like that).

And there's the DHS IG report on something - related to the facilitated mass illegal migration of the last few years? - also on ice well past its time for release. I think. Following the illegality, malfeasance, corruption, stupidity, arrogance, and mediocrity of the country's collapsed institutions is tiring and infuriating, so I just skim now.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 03, 2024 02:40 PM (1m82a)

38 "In North Carolina, the Committee is aware of reports of FEMA employees skipping any home that displayed a 'Make America Great Again,' 'Drain the Swamp,' 'Don't Tread on Me' or Trump campaign sign."

A "Don't Tread on Me" sign or flag? Isn't that like the unofficial motto of the South? I'd imagine there are lots of houses with that motto displayed somewhere that aren't otherwise nasty filthy Trump supporters.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 03, 2024 02:40 PM (iFTx/)

39 Final update for ROK thread; lay to to rest:
Breaking911 @Breaking911 3m
🚨SOUTH KOREAN PRESIDENT LIFTS MARTIAL LAW

OSINTdefender @sentdefender 3m
South Korean President Yoon Suk Yeol has ordered Troops and Police enforcing his declared Martial Law to Stand-Down.

OSINTdefender @sentdefender 1m
President Yoon further states that he will move to immediately lift the Martial Law declared earlier today for South Korea.

Yonhap: Yoon says martial law measures will be formally terminated through a state council meeting (this is a procedural requirement per the constitution)
Posted by: Lincolntf at December 03, 2024 02:35 PM
===
No word on pardons!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 03, 2024 02:40 PM (hovnC)

40 Get the Federal Government out of the disaster recovery business altogether.

Blame Herbert Hoover, it got him into the White House

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2024 02:40 PM (RsS92)

41 Remember when Ted Williams was old, and his rotten kid had him sign a piece of paper to have his head permanently frozen?

Or when the old billionaire married Anna Nicole Smith?

Families go to court over that nonsense. Legally, you're not supposed to just put papers in front of the olds, and have them sign something they lack the capacity to understand.

That's been our federal government for the entirety of the Biden administration.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2024 02:40 PM (dGCAG)

42 36 I'm fine with this.

Bring back the spoils system writ large. Voted for the loser? Good luck, cupcake.

We're far, far more equipped to do without the government than they are.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, still gloating at December 03, 2024 02:39 PM (bpljM)

=======

I think civil service laws that protect employment of unelected bureaucrats from firing for any reason by political appointees or elected officials are unconstitutional.

And they've been on the books since about 1870.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 03, 2024 02:40 PM (GBKbO)

43 @drsimonegold
WOW: A congressional subcommittee has officially determined that COVID-19 likely originated from a lab in Wuhan, and that social distancing and masking were NOT backed with scientific data.


Unfortunately, given that members of Congress are, at least, borderline retarded, this statement is no less politically motivated than the previous incorrect but politically motivated statement.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 03, 2024 02:41 PM (ExV1e)

44 Somehow I doubt a feralgov pardon will protect commie bureaucrats from pissed off Appalachians.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 03, 2024 02:41 PM (KcwUg)

45
I'm thinking the pardon train stops at the Biden station.

Joey and Fraulein DOKTOR are about hating the coup plotters now.

Posted by: Auspex at December 03, 2024 02:41 PM (j4U/Z)

46 Let me put this plainly: Biden does not care. I doubt any of this is really Biden anyway it is whatever the 25 year old Georgetown MPA grad in charge of Africa policy wants

Because no one is in charge.

No one.

Posted by: blaster at December 03, 2024 02:41 PM (xhfG9)

47 Sorry, different nic is right, Shin Jae-eun was the model's name, Hyung-Tae Kim is the character's name in Stellar Blade. Shin is very lovely.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2024 02:41 PM (RsS92)

48
Edison, NJ bans "props" American Flags and The Constitution from council meetings.

https://tinyurl.com/mrxaet4u
Posted by: BruceWayne at December 03, 2024 02:34 PM (CIS44)
-----------------

I'm not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America!

-Otter

Posted by: WisRich at December 03, 2024 02:41 PM (G0vdT)

49 38 "In North Carolina, the Committee is aware of reports of FEMA employees skipping any home that displayed a 'Make America Great Again,' 'Drain the Swamp,' 'Don't Tread on Me' or Trump campaign sign."

A "Don't Tread on Me" sign or flag? Isn't that like the unofficial motto of the South? I'd imagine there are lots of houses with that motto displayed somewhere that aren't otherwise nasty filthy Trump supporters.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 03, 2024 02:40 PM (iFTx/)

=======

The Gadsden flag is a South Carolina flag. The identities of the two Carolinas merge culturally to a certain extent.

It's an attack on Carolina culture by the federal government.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 03, 2024 02:41 PM (GBKbO)

50 And Christopher!

Posted by: Bulg at December 03, 2024 02:41 PM (v6JzV)

51 Lots of stuff just curiously acknowledged only now:

@drsimonegold
WOW: A congressional subcommittee has officially determined that COVID-19 likely originated from a lab in Wuhan, and that social distancing and masking were NOT backed with scientific data.

While it is great that our government acknowledges these truths, many of us knew these things from the start.

Posted by: weft cut-loop



They also admitted that it was illegal gain of function research funded by the US taxpayer and directed by Fauci.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 03, 2024 02:41 PM (lTGtQ)

52 Edison, NJ bans "props" American Flags and The Constitution from council meetings.
Posted by: BruceWayne


Those council turds should be trolled for the rest of their miserable lives. Completely unrelated, the mayor is Samip "Sam" Joshi and the city council president is Nishith Patel.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 03, 2024 02:42 PM (IG4Id)

53 A white resident in NC said they got turned down for FEMA financial aid while a Hispanic neighbor got it. Not sure how true that is.

I did see the FEMA presentation that said LGBTQ go to the head of the line because they suffer the most in catastrophies due to all that discrimination.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 03, 2024 02:42 PM (fIpti)

54 31 I cannot truly rest in peace until all the malefactors at FEMA who abused their official powers for political purposes are investigated, indicted, convicted and sentenced to be stuffed in a barrel with a colony of rabid bats.

Posted by: P'nut the Squirrel at December 03, 2024 02:39 PM (Ywe6z)

*Fistbump*

Posted by: Fred the Raccoon at December 03, 2024 02:42 PM (sPtu7)

55 National Museum of Slavery in Angola.

Built by slaves.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2024 02:42 PM (dGCAG)

56 That's been our federal government for the entirety of the Biden administration.

I remember getting power of attorney for mom, just in time, to be able to handle her affairs. That was a depressing moment.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2024 02:42 PM (RsS92)

57 Gotta wonder about census workers pulling the same crap.
Posted by: TexasDan at December 03, 2024 02:37 PM (USlWr)


No reason when the census bureau will just adjust the numbers to enhance blue states after the fact.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 03, 2024 02:42 PM (ExV1e)

58 Biden announces $1 billion to help African nations rebuild homes hit by natural disasters

Finally! That new cardboard my brother always promised me.

Posted by: George Obama at December 03, 2024 02:42 PM (SVUxP)

59 OSINTdefender @sentdefender 3m
South Korean President Yoon Suk Yeol has ordered Troops and Police enforcing his declared Martial Law to Stand-Down.

---
That wasn't much of an emergency, then.

Also, when I see SK President's name, I think, "You suck, y'all!"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 03, 2024 02:42 PM (7fElN)

60 Hyung-Tae Kim is the model that was used for the video game character. Very lovely.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2024 02:39 PM (RsS92)

He's a dude. And was the art director. Not the model. As noted above Shin Jae-eun is the model.

Posted by: If he transitioned they did a really poor job at December 03, 2024 02:43 PM (dMtzC)

61 Let me put this plainly: Biden does not care. I doubt any of this is really Biden anyway it is whatever the 25 year old Georgetown MPA grad in charge of Africa policy wants

Because no one is in charge.

No one.
Posted by: blaster at December 03, 2024 02:41 PM (xhfG9)

We have our first volunteers to clear the path with machetes!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 03, 2024 02:43 PM (VNX3d)

62 *?*
I have a friend who ended up with 3 signs on his lawn alone. It's an interesting story. Living in the belly of the beast, he was prepared for signs to be stolen. His house is on the corner of a 4-way stop, so there was good exposure.

Every morning he would check outside. When the first sign disappeared, he replaced it with two signs. When they were missing the next morning, he replaced them with three signs.

The thieves apparently figured out (duh) that they were actually playing a part in increasing exposure for Trump, and the thievery stopped.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 03, 2024 02:43 PM (XeU6L)

63 Breaking911 @Breaking911 2h
This man is totally cooked. Nurse Jill should be arrested for elder abuse.

"Angola - a vibrant city! And, uh, look, not the city. The city, I know, is not Angola, but in Angola, in a vibrant city!"

https://tinyurl.com/3jumr29e
12 seconds

Breaking911 @Breaking911 2h
What an embarrassment. Biden is led around like a child by the President of Angola. Nearly trips on a step.

Who has the nuclear codes currently?

https://tinyurl.com/4mfm8zne
21 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 03, 2024 02:44 PM (hovnC)

64 31 I cannot truly rest in peace until all the malefactors at FEMA who abused their official powers for political purposes are investigated, indicted, convicted and sentenced to be stuffed in a barrel with a colony of rabid bats.

Posted by: P'nut the Squirrel at December 03, 2024 02:39 PM (Ywe6z)

At least give them masks first. Wouldn't want 'em to catch the Chinese Flu.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 03, 2024 02:44 PM (wtvvX)

65 Breaking911 @Breaking911 2h
A U.S. Secret Service agent assigned to Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen's detail opened fire at suspects attempting to break into cars near her D.C. home early Tuesday. The suspects fled unharmed, according to the Secret Service.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 03, 2024 02:44 PM (hovnC)

66 Hyung-Tae Kim is the model that was used for the video game character. Very lovely.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2024 02:39 PM (RsS92)
_______

Umm ... is there something you want to tell us? Google that name.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 03, 2024 02:44 PM (iFTx/)

67 Built by slaves.

"Who better to understand the topic?"
--Angolan Slavers selling to Arabs

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2024 02:45 PM (RsS92)

68 My neighborhood would have been entirely skipped. They'd have been too scared to pass the MAGA shrine near the corner.

Then again, FEMA was already hated around here. It rewrote the flood map under the Obama administration, so more people had to pay for flood insurance. Nevermind that FEMA has never paid for damages in the previous floodplain because the water wasn't high enough and Whitmer wouldn't declare a state of emergency.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at December 03, 2024 02:45 PM (fxCK2)

69 No friend ever served me, and no enemy ever wronged me, whom I have not repaid in full.

Posted by: Lucius Cornelius Sulla at December 03, 2024 02:45 PM (gKWVE)

70 Hyung-Tae Kim is the model that was used for the video game character. Very lovely.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2024 02:39 PM (RsS92)


Hyung-Tae Kim is the CEO of the game studio.
Shin Jae-eun is the name of EVE's model.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 03, 2024 02:45 PM (ExV1e)

71 This sort of behavior will not change until bureaucrats are sitting in prison. Not some upper level schmuck "taking responsibility" and then having the ground level people take some stupid training course but real prison time for both the high and low level bureaucrats behind all this

Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2024 02:45 PM (oZhjI)

72 Can we stop with the Africa aid?

There is no amount of money that will fix Africa.

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2024 02:45 PM (vGiQ3)

73 Umm ... is there something you want to tell us? Google that name.

They all look alike to me! Just kidding, I got the wrong name from the article

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2024 02:45 PM (RsS92)

74 That 1 billion in aid for Africa is copyright back to Biden. It’s a fire sale, and Biden only has weeks left to monetize his position.

This is frightening.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2024 02:45 PM (Hkcdp)

75 65 Breaking911 @Breaking911 2h
A U.S. Secret Service agent assigned to Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen's detail opened fire at suspects attempting to break into cars near her D.C. home early Tuesday. The suspects fled unharmed, according to the Secret Service.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 03, 2024 02:44 PM (hovnC)

=======

DC having residents and their own government is a failed experiment.

Return residential areas to Maryland. Ban any residency within the new DC borders (the president must declare residency in an actual state, 1600 Penn is a work address).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 03, 2024 02:46 PM (GBKbO)

76 63 Breaking911 @Breaking911 2h
This man is totally cooked. Nurse Jill should be arrested for elder abuse.

"Angola - a vibrant city! And, uh, look, not the city. The city, I know, is not Angola, but in Angola, in a vibrant city!"

https://tinyurl.com/3jumr29e
12 seconds

Breaking911 @Breaking911 2h
What an embarrassment. Biden is led around like a child by the President of Angola. Nearly trips on a step.

Who has the nuclear codes currently?

https://tinyurl.com/4mfm8zne
21 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 03, 2024 02:44 PM (hovnC)

Hint: his initials are "B. O."

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 03, 2024 02:46 PM (wtvvX)

77 >>> 68 My neighborhood would have been entirely skipped. They'd have been too scared to pass the MAGA shrine near the corner.

Then again, FEMA was already hated around here. It rewrote the flood map under the Obama administration, so more people had to pay for flood insurance. Nevermind that FEMA has never paid for damages in the previous floodplain because the water wasn't high enough and Whitmer wouldn't declare a state of emergency.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at December 03, 2024 02:45 PM (fxCK2)

Flooding is *nothing* compared to people getting the sniffles!

Posted by: Gretchen Whitmer at December 03, 2024 02:46 PM (KcwUg)

78 > BREAKING: Biden announces $1 billion to help African nations rebuild homes hit by natural disasters

This is happening at the same time that THOUSANDS of FEMA vouchers for motels are expiring.

http://tiny.cc/9dwyzz

Posted by: bonhomme at December 03, 2024 02:46 PM (Odg76)

79 @drsimonegold
WOW: A congressional subcommittee has officially determined that COVID-19 likely originated from a lab in Wuhan, and that social distancing and masking were NOT backed with scientific data.


Curious how long it takes the 'experts' to catch up with us on every single issue. And by 'catch up' I mean admit guilt and complicity.

Posted by: t-bird at December 03, 2024 02:46 PM (D5SRX)

80 It'd be mighty funny if Hunter was the guy with the nucular foosball.

Posted by: gKWVE at December 03, 2024 02:46 PM (gKWVE)

81 There is no amount of money that will fix Africa.

Africans are asking people to stop sending them stuff. Dumping millions of old Tee Shirts into the nation has basically destroyed their garment industry.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2024 02:46 PM (RsS92)

82 Biden will go down as the worst President in the last 50 years. Corrupt, incompetent, and an asshole to boot.

Posted by: Leupold at December 03, 2024 02:46 PM (4pwAx)

83 32 Lawyers debating the legality of a blanket pardon for all federal employees from January 1, 2018 through January 20, 2025......
Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 03, 2024 02:39 PM (lTGtQ)

———-

Trump should just declare a Jubilee. Everyone gets pardoned for all Federal crimes except those convicted of violent offenses.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 03, 2024 02:46 PM (fIpti)

84 64 31 I cannot truly rest in peace until all the malefactors at FEMA who abused their official powers for political purposes are investigated, indicted, convicted and sentenced to be stuffed in a barrel with a colony of rabid bats.

Posted by: P'nut the Squirrel at December 03, 2024 02:39 PM (Ywe6z)

At least give them masks first. Wouldn't want 'em to catch the Chinese Flu.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 03, 2024 02:44 PM (wtvvX)

Loose knit masks only. Cannot be used to store plain M&Ms (or the store knock-offs), because the holes are too big.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 03, 2024 02:46 PM (VNX3d)

85 Edison, NJ bans "props" American Flags and The Constitution from council meetings.

https://tinyurl.com/mrxaet4u
Posted by: BruceWayne

---------
Can we swap this town with the one in Canada that won't celebrate Pride month?

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at December 03, 2024 02:47 PM (Vyll1)

86 Nancy Mace feels "off" to me. Is it only me?

Posted by: ... at December 03, 2024 02:47 PM (3hycG)

87 Hi there!

Our motto is "Helping people before, during, and after disasters".

Except for icky Trumpsters who are no better than animals and other honkeys.

Posted by: Marn'i Boom Boom Washington, Federal Employee at December 03, 2024 02:47 PM (Y5VD5)

88 I don't think we've uncovered even 10% of how much the entire federal government was working against Americans the last 4 years.

Recall one of Biden's first EO's was to order ALL federal agencies to review how they could best improve (Democrat) voter registration?
They all got the clear, expansive meaning of that EO.

How many more secret orders, regulations and procedures are there?

The entire federal government was turned against the People and bent to the will of the Party.

A "Hatch Act Taskforce" (HAT) inside of DOGE could clear out 25% of federal workers easily; release the DOGE-HAT!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 03, 2024 02:47 PM (cFx13)

89 Breaking911 @Breaking911 3h
TOTAL JERK: Biden in Africa: "We Bidens are like poor relatives. We show up when we're invited, we stay longer when we should, eat all your food, and don't know when to go home."

https://tinyurl.com/37yzpjkn
12 seconds

Breaking911 @Breaking911 3h
REPORTERS: "Why did you pardon your son!?"
BIDEN (in Africa): "Welcome to America."

https://tinyurl.com/3ah2nmte
23 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 03, 2024 02:47 PM (hovnC)

90 Who has the nuclear codes currently?

Who is running the country period??? Why doesn't ANYONE in the press give a damn???!??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2024 02:47 PM (RsS92)

91
Still no word from South Korean President Yoon, nearly 3 hours since parliament voted to end martial law

_______

"He's gone."
"Whaddaya mean?"
"Well, you know what I mean. He's gone, and we couldn't do nothing about it... That's it."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 03, 2024 02:48 PM (dxSpM)

92 88 A "Hatch Act Taskforce" (HAT) inside of DOGE could clear out 25% of federal workers easily; release the DOGE-HAT!
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 03, 2024 02:47 PM (cFx13)

========

That plus FARA violations.

If Trump does nothing but go to war with the administrative state, his second term will be worth it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 03, 2024 02:48 PM (GBKbO)

93 >>> 72 Can we stop with the Africa aid?

There is no amount of money that will fix Africa.
Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2024 02:45 PM (vGiQ3)

Let Africa Sink
https://shorturl.at/RQNxx
Kim DuToit (2017 repost from 2002)

Posted by: Gretchen Whitmer at December 03, 2024 02:48 PM (KcwUg)

94 There is no amount of money that will fix Africa.

Africans are asking people to stop sending them stuff. Dumping millions of old Tee Shirts into the nation has basically destroyed their garment industry.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2024 02:46 PM (RsS92)

What about the Dolly Parton wigs? Are those still acceptable?

Posted by: Mr. Carlson

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at December 03, 2024 02:48 PM (VNX3d)

95 Biden Decrees $1 Billion in Aid for Storm Victims -- For Africa

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So another $100 million for The Big Guy Biden and Biden Crime Family as they head out the door ... on the way to The Crypt (no more Cryogenic Freezer Chamber allowed now).

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Retribution Great Again! at December 03, 2024 02:48 PM (TtRev)

96 I don't think we've uncovered even 10% of how much the entire federal government was working against Americans the last 4 years.

I think there will be a flood of ghastly reveals over the next couple years that will make Fast & Furious look mild.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2024 02:48 PM (RsS92)

97 Ooooops.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 03, 2024 02:48 PM (KcwUg)

98 "Hey, guys! I was on your side all along!!!!"

@EndWokeness 11m
BREAKING: NYC Mayor Eric Adams says he will work with Trump and Border Czar Tom Homan regarding deportations

"Cancel me, I don't care"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 03, 2024 02:49 PM (IG4Id)

99
All dem presidents suddenly remember Africa about 2 months before they leave office.

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 03, 2024 02:50 PM (+oR7L)

100 Africans are asking people to stop sending them stuff. Dumping millions of old Tee Shirts into the nation has basically destroyed their garment industry.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2024 02:46 PM (RsS92)

And millions of people think the Bills won 4 straight Super Bowls!

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 03, 2024 02:50 PM (CIS44)

101 > A U.S. Secret Service agent assigned to Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen's detail opened fire at suspects attempting to break into cars near her D.C. home early Tuesday.

I'm pretty sure that's illegal just about everywhere in the US. I think you can shoot to protect property "at night" in TX. I don't know if it's legal in the early morning. Of course, the shooter is SS, so they probably won't be charged, even though any other non gang member civilian in DC would be strung up like a deer carcass for the same thing.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 03, 2024 02:50 PM (Odg76)

102 "Cancel me, I don't care"
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 03, 2024 02:49 PM (IG4Id)


More like "please, Governor Abbott, I'm begging you... no more illegals."

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 03, 2024 02:51 PM (ExV1e)

103 How about a billion to Africa to take all the Haitians? Oh, and Philly.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 03, 2024 02:52 PM (jFCkp)

104 Leading Report @LeadingReport 48m
BREAKING: Georgia court has ordered Fani Willis to disclose all communications with Special Counsel Jack Smith and the Democrat-led January 6th Committee.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 03, 2024 02:52 PM (hovnC)

105 >>> That 1 billion in aid for Africa is copyright back to Biden. It’s a fire sale, and Biden only has weeks left to monetize his position.

This is frightening.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2024 02:45 PM (Hkcdp)

Can you unpack that as the cool kids say?

Posted by: Max Power at December 03, 2024 02:52 PM (q177U)

106 North Carolinians are still struggling to recover from a deadly flood and don’t have the resources they need yet Joe Biden just traveled to Africa and pledged over a billion dollars to help Africans hit by floods rebuild. I can’t believe this is real:

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The doing donuts on -- and rubbing feces in -- our faces is part of the kink.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Retribution Great Again! at December 03, 2024 02:52 PM (TtRev)

107 And millions of people think the Bills won 4 straight Super Bowls!

"We really don't want these President Harris tee shirts, bwana"
--M'Dingo Dahuma

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2024 02:53 PM (RsS92)

108 Pardon me, can you spare some Grey Poupon?

Joe: Sure, but all I got is Brown.

Posted by: Guy in Rolls-Royce at December 03, 2024 02:53 PM (w9Wax)

109 Leading Report @LeadingReport 18h
BREAKING: 11 migrant shelters in New York have been closed in the past month ahead of Trump taking office.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 03, 2024 02:53 PM (hovnC)

110 Fire all those FEMA field workers, and jail their superiors pour encourager les autres.

Posted by: Roy at December 03, 2024 02:53 PM (z+ik4)

111
Catturd ™
@catturd2

Why did the Flintstones want to have a "gay old time" ?

Posted by: Mister Ghost at December 03, 2024 02:53 PM (TGPs7)

112 You can shoot to protect your property anytime in TX.

Posted by: Braenard - some best friends are more important than others at December 03, 2024 02:54 PM (J5DyF)

113 i wonder how long before local dem d.a.s and atty gen types start charging trump's relatives and supporters with crimes that the president can't pardon.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 03, 2024 02:54 PM (CWTWj)

114 As mentioned in the ROK thread:

Leading Report @LeadingReport 3h
BREAKING: A panel of three judges on the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals has unanimously ruled that the federal government holds the authority to deport foreign nationals in the U.S. illegally, even if local authorities object.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 03, 2024 02:54 PM (hovnC)

115 Africans are asking people to stop sending them stuff. Dumping millions of old Tee Shirts into the nation has basically destroyed their garment industry.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2024 02:46 PM (RsS92)

And millions of people think the Bills won 4 straight Super Bowls!
Posted by: BruceWayne at December 03, 2024 02:50 PM

And that Kamala Harris won the last election

Posted by: Josephistan at December 03, 2024 02:54 PM (7jZ/w)

116 Luepold not if the Democrats Propaganda Ministry has a say in it, he is rated highly qualified

Posted by: Skip at December 03, 2024 02:54 PM (fwDg9)

117 WOW: A congressional subcommittee has officially determined that COVID-19 likely originated from a lab in Wuhan, and that social distancing and masking were NOT backed with scientific data.

While it is great that our government acknowledges these truths, many of us knew these things from the start.

Posted by: weft cut-loop

Fedgov has been doing horrible things to American citizens for decade upon decade. Edgewood Arsenal, MKULTRA, all kinds of shit. Cutting deals with the Nazis and the Imperial Japanese to get their biowarfare "knowledge" from the camps and Unit 731, to be used in god knows what ways. It's just harder for them to keep it under wraps. But it still leaves unanswered why so many people slavishly follow the likes of Fauci, to a point of worship. These people are evil motherfuckers, don't trust them.

Posted by: Sheep scoff at the idiocy of humans at December 03, 2024 02:55 PM (dMtzC)

118 Trump to Africa on January 20th: "About that $1B, he lied".

Posted by: Roy at December 03, 2024 02:55 PM (z+ik4)

119 103 How about a billion to Africa to take all the Haitians?

Dominican Republic gets the rest of the island?
I've definitely heard worse ideas. Except that the Haitian side is nastily earthquake-prone. Probably should all be reforested excepting some resort areas.

Posted by: gKWVE at December 03, 2024 02:55 PM (gKWVE)

120 > I don't think we've uncovered even 10% of how much the entire federal government was working against Americans the last 4 years.

Have you seen news about any tech bro trying to do a crypto startup has been extra-judicially de-banked? Just getting into the business is enough for this to happen to you. Once you're de-banked, you have to leave the entire industry before the de-banking gets reconsidered. Until you leave tech entirely and take up plumbing or something, you're fucked. You can't take out a loan. You can't get a checking account. Nothing.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 03, 2024 02:55 PM (Odg76)

121 "I don't think we've uncovered even 10% of how much the entire federal government was working against Americans the last 4 years.

Recall one of Biden's first EO's was to order ALL federal agencies to review how they could best improve (Democrat) voter registration?
They all got the clear, expansive meaning of that EO.

How many more secret orders, regulations and procedures are there?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice"


I met and got to know a lot of young Dems/progs when I was in the Peace Corps 25 years ago. Every single one wanted to work for the federal govt (to help people) . And most of them also expressed contempt for America/Americans. I have no doubt they would all instinctively know what to do in their job to serve the Party's goals without a single written or verbal order.

Posted by: Ripley at December 03, 2024 02:55 PM (GUOwU)

122 But it still leaves unanswered why so many people slavishly follow the likes of Fauci, to a point of worship. These people are evil motherfuckers, don't trust them.

I think they were terrified and desperate for anything that felt like a lifeline.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2024 02:56 PM (RsS92)

123 Can we stop with the Africa aid?
There is no amount of money that will fix Africa.
Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2024 02:45 PM (vGiQ3)

Bring peace and joy this Christmas to West Africa
A song of hope they'll have is being alive
Why is comfort deadly fear
Why is to touch to be scared
How can they know it's Christmas time at all
Here's to you
Raise a glass to everyone
Here's to them
And all their years to come
Can they know it's Christmas time at all...

1984. Not much has changed.

Posted by: Bob Geldof, Shithead at December 03, 2024 02:56 PM (Y5VD5)

124 I saw a story from an African aid worker that was interesting.

He said that there was a young man in the village who decided he wanted to start his own business so he saved his money and then started a small bakery.

He set up at a little stand in the village selling his bread and shortly one of the village elders came by. The elder took all the man's bread claiming the children of the village were hungry and needed the bread more then the baker did. And what did the baker learn? To not save his money or invest his time because the elders would just take it.

Now, maybe this elder was being honest and he really did just want to feed hungry kids but what did the baker learn? To not save his money or invest his time because the elders would just take it. So overall the village lost out because instead of having a bakery feeding and employing people they'll just have another guy doing whatever the minimum to get by is.

And yes, this is the story of Soviet America as well isn't it? Just not on quite this scale of course...yet.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2024 02:56 PM (oZhjI)

125 And millions of people think the Bills won 4 straight Super Bowls!
Posted by: BruceWayne
---------

Also, a 'Def Leppard' t-shirt, doesn't actually mean the leopard is deaf.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 03, 2024 02:56 PM (XeU6L)

126 I'm pretty sure that was he rest of the world realized that the Biden administration is both corrupt and mentally handicapped. It's only the US left that deludes itself that that isn't true. If I were the Africans I'd think "I'll wait till Trump comes in to discuss anything including Biden charity"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 03, 2024 02:57 PM (FxDm7)

127 Leading Report @LeadingReport 48m
BREAKING: Georgia court has ordered Fani Willis to disclose all communications with Special Counsel Jack Smith and the Democrat-led January 6th Committee.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 03, 2024 02:52 PM (hovnC)

In an unrelated story, Joe Biden has issued blanket pardons to Fani Willis and Jack Smith.

Posted by: Josephistan at December 03, 2024 02:57 PM (7jZ/w)

128 People are missing a bigger point, IMHO.

A hurricane just went thru. There's no sign in the yard. Many are fortunate if they still have a house.

There was no "3 sign" secret code.

No. Whole areas were ignored that were Trump/GOP vote inclined. The "3 sign" directive is a cover.

Second, the lady who got canned was talking about how to de-escalate, etc in any bad encounters. Remember that when they want to re-imagine with conflict resolution counselors. It all BS

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at December 03, 2024 02:57 PM (FxH7T)

129

What a POS Biden is. Our government isn't doing jack shit for our flood victims.

Posted by: four seasons at December 03, 2024 02:57 PM (3ek7K)

130 Has every single news media... I mean democrat propaganda outlet on the record as saying that FEMA never did what they said they wouldn't do in the mouths of Americans? That's another indicator that it is all lies.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at December 03, 2024 02:57 PM (17s+e)

131 "He's gone."
"Whaddaya mean?"
"Well, you know what I mean. He's gone, and we couldn't do nothing about it... That's it."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 03, 2024 02:48 PM (dxSpM)
====

"It is what it is."

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 03, 2024 02:57 PM (RIvkX)

132 >>> 121
==
I met and got to know a lot of young Dems/progs when I was in the Peace Corps 25 years ago. Every single one wanted to work for the federal govt (to help people) . And most of them also expressed contempt for America/Americans. I have no doubt they would all instinctively know what to do in their job to serve the Party's goals without a single written or verbal order.
Posted by: Ripley at December 03, 2024 02:55 PM (GUOwU)

"working towards the Fuhrer"

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 03, 2024 02:57 PM (KcwUg)

133 124 Now, maybe this elder was being honest and he really did just want to feed hungry kids but what did the baker learn? To not save his money or invest his time because the elders would just take it. So overall the village lost out because instead of having a bakery feeding and employing people they'll just have another guy doing whatever the minimum to get by is.

And yes, this is the story of Soviet America as well isn't it? Just not on quite this scale of course...yet.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2024 02:56 PM (oZhjI)

=========

Without property rights, one cannot build civilization.

Also, property is theft, you bougie asshole!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 03, 2024 02:57 PM (GBKbO)

134 118 Trump to Africa on January 20th: "About that $1B, he lied".
Posted by: Roy at December

And there are years and years of precedent on his lying.

Posted by: Piper at December 03, 2024 02:58 PM (QzINz)

135 I hear it rains in Africa.

Posted by: Eromero at December 03, 2024 02:58 PM (3Q4mi)

136 I'm reading that the pardon that was written by who knows who for Hunter could be subject to judicial scrutiny since it didn't go thru the DOJ.
But I don't really know...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 03, 2024 02:58 PM (MeG8a)

137 Our government isn't doing jack shit for our flood victims.
Posted by: four seasons at December 03, 2024 02:57 PM (3ek7K)


*sips a mai tai in some other town*

Posted by: Jack at December 03, 2024 02:58 PM (gKWVE)

138 Shutter FEMA and encourage states to make mutual assistance pacts.
Posted by: mr tmz

Each state has their own Emergency Management Department with the added bonus of actually knowing what the State's capabilities, resources and assets are, along with geography and hazard vulnerabilities. They can call POTUS when they need Federal assets/$$$ before or after a major natural disaster. Shitcan FEMA.

Posted by: Cheri at December 03, 2024 02:59 PM (oiNtH)

139 National museum of slavery

Posted by: steevy at December 03, 2024 02:59 PM (KQk9m)

140 136 I'm reading that the pardon that was written by who knows who for Hunter could be subject to judicial scrutiny since it didn't go thru the DOJ.
But I don't really know...
Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 03, 2024 02:58 PM (MeG8a)

=======

Presidents have plenary power of pardon.

"Judicial scrutiny" would be a court very quickly tossing any lawsuit because any challenge is unconstitutional nonsense.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 03, 2024 02:59 PM (GBKbO)

141 Keep in mind the emergency management people intentionally killed people in Hawaii so just stealing aid money and doing nothing is a major improvement!

Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2024 03:00 PM (oZhjI)

142 I hear it rains in Africa.
Posted by: Eromero at December 03, 2024 02:58 PM


You're alright in our book.

Posted by: Toto at December 03, 2024 03:00 PM (a3Q+t)

143 What about the Dolly Parton wigs? Are those still acceptable?

Posted by: Mr. Carlson


Those were already donated to victims of the Guatemalan earthquake.

Posted by: Dr Johnny Fever at December 03, 2024 03:00 PM (yOPBE)

144 I'm sure the Dominicans would prefer Hispaniola being cut in half à la Bugs Bunny.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 03, 2024 03:00 PM (hovnC)

145 The Alien Invasion goes as planned... They may be small aliens, however...

DailyMailOnline.com

NASA detects asteroid that's due to hit Earth's atmosphere in a matter of hours

Scientists say the small space rock, measuring 27 inches in diameter, is expected to burn up in the atmosphere and poses no threat to humans on the ground.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at December 03, 2024 03:00 PM (TGPs7)

146 A U.S. Secret Service agent assigned to Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen's detail opened fire at suspects attempting to break into cars near her D.C. home early Tuesday.

I'm pretty sure that's illegal just about everywhere in the US. I think you can shoot to protect property "at night" in TX. I don't know if it's legal in the early morning. Of course, the shooter is SS, so they probably won't be charged, even though any other non gang member civilian in DC would be strung up like a deer carcass for the same thing.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 03, 2024 02:50 PM


In Texas deadly force is authorized on your property after dark if someone is messing around with your stuff. I am not aware of any other state where that is legal, but here in Texas it is.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 03, 2024 03:00 PM (Rcnd3)

147 Presidents have plenary power of pardon.

"Judicial scrutiny" would be a court very quickly tossing any lawsuit because any challenge is unconstitutional nonsense.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 03, 2024 02:59 PM (GBKbO)

Yes but you can you pardon someone for an unnamed act? just anything he did during a time period. People tried to fight the draft dodger pardon because it wasn't given to specific people.

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 03, 2024 03:00 PM (CIS44)

148 But it still leaves unanswered why so many people slavishly follow the likes of Fauci, to a point of worship. These people are evil motherfuckers, don't trust them.

I think they were terrified and desperate for anything that felt like a lifeline.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
--------

Yes. And after taking the jab, cognitive dissonance set in, and they were psychologically compelled to promote the vaccine/jab/etc. I saw this time after time by people who were otherwise perfectly cogent.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 03, 2024 03:00 PM (XeU6L)

149 145 NASA detects asteroid that's due to hit Earth's atmosphere in a matter of hours

Scientists say the small space rock, measuring 27 inches in diameter, is expected to burn up in the atmosphere and poses no threat to humans on the ground.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at December 03, 2024 03:00 PM (TGPs7)

========

"And that, Senator, is my presentation for why NASA should double it's budget in 2030."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 03, 2024 03:00 PM (GBKbO)

150 I'm pretty sure that's illegal just about everywhere in the US. I think you can shoot to protect property "at night" in TX. I don't know if it's legal in the early morning. Of course, the shooter is SS, so they probably won't be charged, even though any other non gang member civilian in DC would be strung up like a deer carcass for the same thing.

Posted by: bonhomme

-

Happened recently with the mexican SCOTUS chick too IIRC.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - leftists, remember Trump would be out soon if you hadn't stolen 2020 at December 03, 2024 03:01 PM (NXhou)

151 \
Presidents have plenary power of pardon.

"Judicial scrutiny" would be a court very quickly tossing any lawsuit because any challenge is unconstitutional nonsense.


There is grounds to challenge the "whatever he did" element of the pardon. Precedent is clear the president can pardon people, but logic says he has to say what he is pardoning them for.

But...wait until Biden leaves office, THEN arrest Hunter for Burisma bribery and child sex trafficking.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2024 03:02 PM (oZhjI)

152 Jimmeh Carter started FEMA, and the Departments of Energy and Education. Trash all of them.

I would laugh if Trump and DOGE were to call out every stupid ass thing being dumped noting the President who was responsible for it.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 03, 2024 03:02 PM (KcwUg)

153 I saw a story from an African aid worker that was interesting.

He said that there was a young man in the village who decided he wanted to start his own business so he saved his money and then started a small bakery.

He set up at a little stand in the village selling his bread and shortly one of the village elders came by. The elder took all the man's bread claiming the children of the village were hungry and needed the bread more then the baker did. And what did the baker learn? To not save his money or invest his time because the elders would just take it.


Yep. This is true in just about any third world shithole country. If you're a standout success, the cops, local government, crime bosses, etc. will all swarm on you and take your profits and then some. I know some people will snark and say it's the same in America, but you've no idea. It's orders of magnitude worse out there.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 03, 2024 03:02 PM (Odg76)

154 147 Yes but you can you pardon someone for an unnamed act? just anything he did during a time period. People tried to fight the draft dodger pardon because it wasn't given to specific people.
Posted by: BruceWayne at December 03, 2024 03:00 PM (CIS44)

========

That's a question I have as well, but there's definitely precedent.

Ford's pardon of Nixon was like that.

Also, other broad pardons have been signed like pardoning draft dodgers.

It's probably an open question about whether these are valid or not, but it's more of an academic question because I cannot imagine any court deciding that this is the moment to challenge decades of accepted use of pardons (outside of ninnies who get paid to talk politics, that is).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 03, 2024 03:02 PM (GBKbO)

155 NASA detects asteroid that's due to hit Earth's atmosphere in a matter of hours / Scientists say the small space rock, measuring 27 inches in diameter,

Why even report? Milton Berle's dick was longer than that.

Posted by: gKWVE at December 03, 2024 03:02 PM (gKWVE)

156 Without property rights, one cannot build civilization.

Also, property is theft, you bougie asshole!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison,


A good book on this subject is The Mystery of Capital. It reviews how central and south America cannot escape mass poverty because of the lack of property rights and a loan industry. The same situation occurs in Africa.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 03, 2024 03:02 PM (lTGtQ)

157 You know the difference between Haiti and Dominican Republic? They don’t eat brains in D.R.

Posted by: Eromero at December 03, 2024 03:02 PM (EB/45)

158 $1B given and $ 9,998,999,054 in grift
He better get shipping it, he has 47 days to get it there.

Posted by: Skip at December 03, 2024 03:03 PM (fwDg9)

159 Also there is the little matter of the Hur report stating that Biden is incompetent to stand trial.
But he can write a pardon and side step the DOJ?
Can he have it both ways?
Like I say, I dunno.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 03, 2024 03:03 PM (MeG8a)

160 NC doesn't have to worry, once the companies that specialize in migrant and section 8 housing buy up all the condemned properties they "politely request" from the local governments so they can put in purpose built housing, they can pressure local communities to change the zoning requirements so they can put in high density housing for migrants and others who have no jobs, and make the difference off of what HUD pays based on the national average and what it actually costs to run such low quality units.
The fact that outside of the Haitians and Venezuealans, the rest can vote for who makes sure they can eat and have a roof, so that is another region turned blue

Posted by: Kindltot at December 03, 2024 03:03 PM (D7oie)

161 Why even report? Milton Berle's dick was longer than that.
Posted by: gKWVE at December 03, 2024 03:02 PM (gKWVE)

Great stick man, Milton Berle was.

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 03, 2024 03:03 PM (CIS44)

162 Has Obama's aid program to Africa to help teach the men how to wash their junk already run out?

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 03, 2024 03:03 PM (Aqu9a)

163 This whistleblowing thing is suspect from a motivational point of view. Why is a whistleblower necessary? If you're in a situation like this and some "supervisor" or "decision maker" says something like this, you challenge it. Right there. Right then.

"Hey...you can't do that. It's immoral."

Now, sure, they can fire you for "insubordination", but if you are clear about your principles and values and are convinced that your position if the right one...then you can pursue renumeration down the road.

In short, no one is speaking up. Not in this scenario....or any of the others because they are all too self-involved and more concerned about themselves than right and wrong.

Posted by: Orson at December 03, 2024 03:03 PM (dIske)

164 151 There is grounds to challenge the "whatever he did" element of the pardon. Precedent is clear the president can pardon people, but logic says he has to say what he is pardoning them for.

But...wait until Biden leaves office, THEN arrest Hunter for Burisma bribery and child sex trafficking.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2024 03:02 PM (oZhjI)

========

It worked for Nixon.

But, the point was about it not going through DOJ review.

I swear, I wish people would stop eating up garbage like that. "Oh, the DOJ didn't review it! That means it might not be valid!"

Just apply the logic to a Trump pardon and see if one still agrees with it. Or, do the smarter thing and ask, "Where the fuck in the Constitution does it say that unelected bureaucrats have to approve pardons from presidents?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 03, 2024 03:03 PM (GBKbO)

165 January 20th can't possibly come too soon.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at December 03, 2024 03:03 PM (gY0JQ)

166 If the Secret Service opens fire there should be dead bodies or at the very least wounded peeps

Posted by: steevy at December 03, 2024 03:03 PM (KQk9m)

167 But it still leaves unanswered why so many people slavishly follow the likes of Fauci, to a point of worship

My experience with COVID LIVs was that they never heard anything outside of Fauci is a genius, the clot shots work, and COVID will kill us all if we don't lock down.

Because the nominal opposition party and the nominal "news media" were all part of the scam it left people that weren't interested or able to look for alternate viewpoints/information stuck with the official line...which is of course what the Junta wanted.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2024 03:04 PM (oZhjI)

168 I predict a future Ace thread:
Danny De Urbina @dannydeurbina 2h
Disney just dropped a new trailer for their woke "Snow White" live-action adaptation an hour ago and already has 50% more dislikes than likes 🤣

Disney has suffered major recent box office failures as consumers reject agenda-driven movie releases:

"The Marvels" (2023): This film had the lowest opening weekend earnings in the Marvel Cinematic Universe's history, resulting in a net loss of $237 million for Disney.

"She-Hulk: Attorney at Law" (2022): Canceled after one season

"Ms. Marvel" (2022): The series introduced Kamala Khan, Marvel's first South Asian Muslim superhero, whose dialogue was modeled after Kamala Harris was canceled after one season

"Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny" (2023): Despite high expectations, the film incurred a loss of $143 million, making it one of Disney's largest financial film failures

"Wish" (2023): This animated feature opened to a disappointing $31.7 million over its five-day Thanksgiving debut, leading to a loss of $131 million.

"Haunted Mansion" (2023): Failed to recoup its production costs, resulting in a $117 million loss.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 03, 2024 03:04 PM (hovnC)

169 I'm reading that the pardon that was written by who knows who for Hunter could be subject to judicial scrutiny since it didn't go thru the DOJ.
But I don't really know...


The President's pardon power is absolute. (The only restriction is that he cannot pardon future crimes.) He could scribble on a napkin that all federal crimes committed by people with a last name starting with "C" are pardoned and it would be valid.

Posted by: Chuck C at December 03, 2024 03:04 PM (yOPBE)

170 Posted by: Chuck C at December 03, 2024 03:04 PM (yOPBE)
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LOL

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 03, 2024 03:05 PM (CflQn)

171 >>Also there is the little matter of the Hur report stating that Biden is incompetent to stand trial.
But he can write a pardon and side step the DOJ?
Can he have it both ways?
Like I say, I dunno.

He was allowed to remain POTUS after that report. Was even nominated for another term.

I doubt the pardon will be overturned but I don't think it will be as rosy for the Biden's as they thought it would be.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2024 03:05 PM (LkLld)

172 168 Disney has suffered major recent box office failures as consumers reject agenda-driven movie releases:

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 03, 2024 03:04 PM (hovnC)

=========

Disney is having its best year at the box office since Avengers Endgame right now.

Deadpool & Wolverine, Inside Out 2, and now Moana 2 are all GIANT successes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 03, 2024 03:05 PM (GBKbO)

173 There is grounds to challenge the "whatever he did" element of the pardon. Precedent is clear the president can pardon people, but logic says he has to say what he is pardoning them for.

Posted by: 18-1
-------------
Yes, but...
-Can a President pardon himself?
Probably no since that would make him a king and above all laws.

-Can a President pardon a co-conspirator? (or a son used as a cutout for corruption)
Who knows.

Posted by: Gentlemen, time for a reckoning at December 03, 2024 03:05 PM (MYl6U)

174 52
‘ Completely unrelated, the mayor is Samip "Sam" Joshi and the city council president is Nishith Patel.’

They have to go back.
Get them the fuck out of here.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 03, 2024 03:06 PM (jbnUc)

175 Where will Joe Biden be rebuilding these African homes?

Posted by: Surfperch at December 03, 2024 03:06 PM (wIFUm)

176 In short, no one is speaking up. Not in this scenario....or any of the others because they are all too self-involved and more concerned about themselves than right and wrong.

People that cross the Junta/Deep State find they have a lot of trouble making ends meet in the future. It is part of why they have been so successful because people do respond to incentives.

As a counter to this I would like to see Trump not only pardon the J6 political prisoners but give them massive payouts. Why? Because incentives matter and will impact how people act in the future.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2024 03:06 PM (oZhjI)

177 But it still leaves unanswered why so many people slavishly follow the likes of Fauci, to a point of worship

-

Credentialism.

They know that they're mostly incapable and incompetent and have mainly their connections and credentials to thank for their jobs, and they have to support that system because if it fails then they have to acknowledge what they are.

See also: Parents of kids who have had their genitals removed for "gender affirming care"

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - leftists, remember Trump would be out soon if you hadn't stolen 2020 at December 03, 2024 03:06 PM (NXhou)

178 Do you realize it's just under six months until Pride Month 2025?

Posted by: Lindsay Graham at December 03, 2024 03:06 PM (a3Q+t)

179 Early in his term Joe promised to make a visit to sub-Saharan Africa. First President to go there, evah! To demonstrate its importance to something or other. I've forgotten what he said; so has Joe. He finally gets around to it after 3 years, 10+ months, as he's sleazing his way out of office. I'd say sub-Saharan Africa ain't too damn important to Joe, or to NATO, Ukraine, or to whatever he's telling them there while swatting mosquitos. That's Our Joe!

(I wonder if staffers have tried to tell him, in one of his occasional lucid micro-seconds each day, that he doesn't have to pander to blacks anymore. If so, I expect they gave that up about three weeks ago. One a race-hustler, always a race hustler.)

Posted by: Gref at December 03, 2024 03:06 PM (aBgBM)

180 Africans are asking people to stop sending them stuff. Dumping millions of old Tee Shirts into the nation has basically destroyed their garment industry.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2024 02:46 PM (RsS92)

They still have a bunch of NY Yankees '04 and '17 World Champion shirts, and now they're going to get 2024 Champs shirts dumped on them.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2024 03:07 PM (dGCAG)

181 I saw Hole open for Milton Berle's Schlong at the Bowery Ballroom in 97

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 03, 2024 03:07 PM (FxDm7)

182 Scientists say the small space rock, measuring 27 inches in diameter, is expected to burn up in the atmosphere and poses no threat to humans on the ground.

This cannot be from NASA, they always use some bizarre measurement like "the size of an elephant's foot"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2024 03:07 PM (RsS92)

183 Biden and the democrat party's America where Americans come last.... if ever.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at December 03, 2024 03:08 PM (17s+e)

184 The commie bastards always always punish their enemies. And shit like this is just a finger in the eye to make sure you know it was intentional.

Posted by: He is a nasty piece of work at December 03, 2024 03:08 PM (EY4oe)

185 In Texas deadly force is authorized on your property after dark if someone is messing around with your stuff. I am not aware of any other state where that is legal, but here in Texas it is.
Posted by: Mister Scott
----
In Texas I believe it's any time if it's your property, vehicle, workplace, or home. It's after dark if you are defending your neighbors property or they are fleeing the scene.

Posted by: lin-duh of the garbage clan at December 03, 2024 03:08 PM (I6rgD)

186 A billion large for African flood relief?

Quick, someone find out if Hunter has any business interests in flood control dam industry.

It's just monopoly money at this point.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 03, 2024 03:08 PM (XV/Pl)

187 Breaking911 @Breaking911 3h
REPORTERS: "Why did you pardon your son!?"
BIDEN (in Africa): "Welcome to America."

https://tinyurl.com/3ah2nmte
23 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 03, 2024


***
I couldn't understand the reporters, or F. Joke, but was this taking place in America, or in Angola???

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 03, 2024 03:08 PM (J2vNu)

188 NASA detects asteroid that's due to hit Earth's atmosphere in a matter of hours

Scientists say the small space rock, measuring 27 inches in diameter, is expected to burn up in the atmosphere and poses no threat to humans on the ground.


Imma start chugging Sterno, just to be safe.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 03, 2024 03:08 PM (xCA6C)

189 Addendum: Or they've never needed to work a day in their lives and live off of someone elses hard work or trust fund fortune, and they don't understand how anything works and assume the higher an educational level or position in government the smarter a person is, when in reality it's usually the opposite.

The woman in the mansion calling the water plant to complain that she was no longer getting hot water comes to mind. At certain points at the top and the bottom you don't have to know a single thing.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - leftists, remember Trump would be out soon if you hadn't stolen 2020 at December 03, 2024 03:08 PM (NXhou)

190 George @BehizyTweets 2h
BREAKING: A Chicago woman told Mayor Brandon Johnson to his face that he will be ARRESTED by President Trump for harboring & protecting illegals from deportation units.

"You're not going to exist for the next election because there's a 10-year prison sentence..." 🔥

She started by quoting federal law better than any immigration lawyer. Homan's consistent media appearances are inspiring boldness in the people.

A successful deportation operation will be written on Trump's legacy as one of his most significant achievements.

https://tinyurl.com/433xmddc
51 seconds; she sounds pissed, oddly enough!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 03, 2024 03:09 PM (hovnC)

191 BREAKING: A judge in Georgia just ordered Fani Willis to release all communications she had with Jack Smith and the January 6th Committee to plot the RICO case against President Trump.

The court also declared that she violated Georgia's Open Records Law.

"The Court also hereby ORDERS Defendant to conduct a diligent search of her records for responsive materials within five business days of the entry of this Order. Within that same fiveday period, Defendant is ORDERED to provide Plaintiff with copies of all responsive records that are not legally exempted or excepted from disclosure."

Big shoutout to @JudicialWatch
and the GREAT @TomFitton
for another slamdunk victory. This could bring major legal troubles for Fani if, indeed, she coordinated with the federal government to go after President Trump.

I have to say, the courts just haven't been kind to Fani. She loses every time she opens her mouth to argue a case. She probably regrets going after Trump and just wishes she was on a cruise or cabin massaging Nathan Wade's bald head.

Posted by: SMOD at December 03, 2024 03:09 PM (RHGPo)

192 Scientists say the small space rock, measuring 27 inches in diameter, is expected to burn up in the atmosphere and poses no threat to humans on the ground.

Imma start chugging Sterno, just to be safe.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 03, 2024 03:08 PM (xCA6C)



I will cry and hyperventilate.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 03, 2024 03:09 PM (aD39U)

193 My guess is that there are a lot of Whistleblowers who have been trying to report, waiting in the wings to step up. Ones who got punished, fired, and even jailed.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2024 03:10 PM (RsS92)

194 But it still leaves unanswered why so many people slavishly follow the likes of Fauci, to a point of worship.

Blah Blah and I enjoyed dressing up in our NASA spacesuits from China and going out on the town to dinner and lifting our face shields between each bite...Oh what fun! We still have them to wear when we go skiing this winter in Vale as there is room in our vacation home in Colorado thanks to those nice salesmen at Mitch & Murray who helped us make the most of our money being on a fixed income and all.

Posted by: Harriet And Blah Blah Nyborg, Lifelong democrats and moochers at December 03, 2024 03:10 PM (Y5VD5)

195 People that cross the Junta/Deep State find they have a lot of trouble making ends meet in the future. It is part of why they have been so successful because people do respond to incentives.

As a counter to this I would like to see Trump not only pardon the J6 political prisoners but give them massive payouts. Why? Because incentives matter and will impact how people act in the future.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2024 03:06 PM (oZhjI)


It was suggested that Trump initiate a program to review claimed political prisoners, and people railroaded for being in the wrong industry like Crypto, and once a week or month pardon them with a review of what was done illegally or in violation of standards published to all media and read out at a press briefing.

If the same prosecutor, or office keeps coming up, that would be a big flag.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 03, 2024 03:10 PM (D7oie)

196 That space rock could make a pretty nice light show.

Posted by: eleven at December 03, 2024 03:10 PM (fV+MH)

197 I have to say, the courts just haven't been kind to Fani. She loses every time she opens her mouth to argue a case.

Well, that's because she's an imbecile.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 03, 2024 03:10 PM (xCA6C)

198 Scientists say the small space rock, measuring 27 inches in diameter, is expected to burn up in the atmosphere and poses no threat to humans on the ground.
Posted by: Mister Ghost

Heh.

Posted by: The Blob at December 03, 2024 03:10 PM (w9Wax)

199 Curious how long it takes the 'experts' to catch up with us on every single issue. And by 'catch up' I mean admit guilt and complicity.
Posted by: t-bird


We need a Nuremburg 2.0 before I'll be ok with their 'admissions.'

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 03, 2024 03:10 PM (IG4Id)

200 >>The court also declared that she violated Georgia's Open Records Law.


Now do the entire Jan 6th committee and the Intel Services.

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2024 03:11 PM (vGiQ3)

201 197 I have to say, the courts just haven't been kind to Fani. She loses every time she opens her mouth to argue a case.

Well, that's because she's an imbecile.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 03, 2024 03:10 PM (xCA6C)

========

Perfect for Congress, then.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 03, 2024 03:11 PM (GBKbO)

202 So tell me. Who exactly is surprised by this blatant stupidity and disdain for Americans?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 03, 2024 03:11 PM (pohLc)

203 I am going to enjoy seeing Willis and Smith wearing orange jumpsuits and leg irons.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 03, 2024 03:11 PM (lTGtQ)

204 The President's pardon power is absolute. (The only restriction is that he cannot pardon future crimes.) He could scribble on a napkin that all federal crimes committed by people with a last name starting with "C" are pardoned and it would be valid.
Posted by: Chuck C at December 03, 2024 03:04 PM (yOPBE)

Cunningham? Chuck Cunningham? Is that you? Where have you been all these decades? Witness Protection? You've missed so much at home.

Posted by: Richie Cunningham at December 03, 2024 03:11 PM (Aqu9a)

205 A meteor is going to hit Earth? Everyone quadruple mask - Taylor Lorenz

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 03, 2024 03:12 PM (FxDm7)

206 >>So tell me. Who exactly is surprised by this blatant stupidity and disdain for Americans?

Not a single Trump voter.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2024 03:12 PM (LkLld)

207 Blah Blah and I enjoyed dressing up in our NASA spacesuits from China and going out on the town...

-

This is a good point, too. It's like banning straws. We have got it absolutely made, and COVID allowed safe, wealthy people to feel like they were in danger and solving problems by doing absurd and silly things that they knew in their heart wouldn't do anything.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - leftists, remember Trump would be out soon if you hadn't stolen 2020 at December 03, 2024 03:12 PM (NXhou)

208 I have to say, the courts just haven't been kind to Fani. She loses every time she opens her mouth to argue a case.

Even for a leftist Didn't Earn It hire, she seems spectacularly incompetent.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2024 03:12 PM (RsS92)

209 I'd be willing to bet a lot of money that these aren't the only government employees using their positions to punish those they disagree with, whether politically or just because "she gave me a dirty look, I'll show her."
A little bit of power is dangerous.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 03, 2024 03:12 PM (Lz9t1)

210 The Heiress has asked for a BB gun for Christmas. I think I am going to send her my .22 Benjamin that I scoped. It was a gift from MY father so it should have more sentimental value that just something I order for her.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 03, 2024 03:12 PM (aD39U)

211 >>That space rock could make a pretty nice light show.


About 7-8 years ago I was taking my father Steelhead fishing.
2:30am Start time, as it is a 4 hour drive to get there.
About an hour into the drive, the entire Western Sky lit up an insane Blue Green as a Meteorite tore through the sky and passed over the horizon.

One of the coolest things I have ever seen.

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2024 03:13 PM (vGiQ3)

212 That space rock could make a pretty nice light show.

Posted by: eleven



I saw a really nice one last week just before dawn. It glowed a third of the way across the sky.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 03, 2024 03:13 PM (lTGtQ)

213 Scientists say the small space rock, measuring 27 inches in diameter,

27 inches? They never do that. Are they speaking American to regain favor with Trump?

Posted by: t-bird at December 03, 2024 03:13 PM (wnZ8w)

214 Serious question,
Why send money to any foreign country?

Posted by: MAC V SOG at December 03, 2024 03:14 PM (P4Pk9)

215 The Heiress has asked for a BB gun for Christmas. I think I am going to send her my .22 Benjamin that I scoped.

She's gonna put an eye out!!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2024 03:14 PM (RsS92)

216 "Africans are asking people to stop sending them stuff. Dumping millions of old Tee Shirts into the nation has basically destroyed their garment industry.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2024 02:46 PM (RsS92)

And millions of people think the Bills won 4 straight Super Bowls!

Posted by: BruceWayne"


And that Fyre Festival 2017 was an enormous success.

Posted by: Ripley at December 03, 2024 03:14 PM (GUOwU)

217 210 The Heiress has asked for a BB gun for Christmas. I think I am going to send her my .22 Benjamin that I scoped. It was a gift from MY father so it should have more sentimental value that just something I order for her.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 03, 2024 03:12 PM (aD39U)

You may already know, but you can send it back to Benjamin and they will completely refurbish it for you.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 03, 2024 03:14 PM (pohLc)

218 Africans are asking people to stop sending them stuff. Dumping millions of old Tee Shirts into the nation has basically destroyed their garment industry.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2024 02:46 PM (RsS92)


Kinda like.Somalia. A couple bad harvests and it was Oh Nos! Starving black children!
So in we go...with no frigging idea who is in charge.
We start throwing food at them. The clans fight for the food. Then they fight us.
Next growing season is back to normal. Now farmers can't sell their crops because of all the free shit. Farms fail. No food. Clans fight harder for the free shit.
We're stuck in the middle. Still no idea how the fu*k it got this way.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 03, 2024 03:15 PM (W/lyH)

219 214 Serious question,
Why send money to any foreign country?

Posted by: MAC V SOG at December 03, 2024 03:14 PM (P4Pk9)

Foreign Aid is money laundering.

Posted by: Stateless at December 03, 2024 03:15 PM (jvJvP)

220 @213 not 27 inches, but the size of a full grown beaver

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 03, 2024 03:15 PM (FxDm7)

221 Serious question,
Why send money to any foreign country?
Posted by: MAC V SOG at December 03, 2024 03:14 PM (P4Pk9)



Bribery essentially.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 03, 2024 03:15 PM (aD39U)

222 That space rock could make a pretty nice light show.

Good! We need more "intercontinental ballistic missile" footage.

Posted by: Ukraine at December 03, 2024 03:15 PM (AGNk7)

223 I'd be willing to bet a lot of money that these aren't the only government employees using their positions to punish those they disagree with, whether politically or just because "she gave me a dirty look, I'll show her."

Yeah its mean girl stuff from high school.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2024 03:15 PM (RsS92)

224 >>> 219 214 Serious question,
Why send money to any foreign country?

Posted by: MAC V SOG at December 03, 2024 03:14 PM (P4Pk9)

Foreign Aid is money laundering.
Posted by: Stateless at December 03, 2024 03:15 PM (jvJvP)

*ding ding ding*

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 03, 2024 03:15 PM (KcwUg)

225 210 The Heiress has asked for a BB gun for Christmas. I think I am going to send her my .22 Benjamin that I scoped. It was a gift from MY father so it should have more sentimental value that just something I order for her.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 03, 2024 03:12 PM (aD39U)

That is the nicest thing ever. Of course she will appreciate it more!

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 03, 2024 03:15 PM (Lz9t1)

226 DNC Official Reveals Obama, Pelosi "Did Not Want" Kamala Harris

Posted by: SMOD at December 03, 2024 03:15 PM (RHGPo)

227 Biden quite obviously is determined to exact as much punishment as possible upon his political opponents while he is a lame duck, and to reward those supporters he feels most deserve his largesse.

Posted by: RM at December 03, 2024 03:16 PM (n/1Oj)

228 You may already know, but you can send it back to Benjamin and they will completely refurbish it for you.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 03, 2024 03:14 PM (pohLc)


I did not know that. It seems in perfect condition. For decades I have never put it way without a pump or two to keep the seals tight.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 03, 2024 03:16 PM (aD39U)

229 92 Scientists say the small space rock, measuring 27 inches in diameter, is expected to burn up in the atmosphere and poses no threat to humans on the ground.

Imma start chugging Sterno, just to be safe.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 03, 2024
*
I will cry and hyperventilate.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 03, 2024


***
I see you people enjoyed my book! Did you read Jurassic Park too?

Posted by: Michael Crichton at December 03, 2024 03:16 PM (J2vNu)

230 I wonder if Fannie is too stupid to realize that playing the old "I looked and plum just can't find anything" won't work here?

I'm betting by this time next year, she'll be facing contempt and disbarment proceedings.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 03, 2024 03:16 PM (cFx13)

231 "This is a good point, too. It's like banning straws. We have got it absolutely made, and COVID allowed safe, wealthy people to feel like they were in danger and solving problems by doing absurd and silly things that they knew in their heart wouldn't do anything.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie"


Like crocheted masks?

Posted by: eleven at December 03, 2024 03:17 PM (fV+MH)

232 I see you people enjoyed my book! Did you read Jurassic Park too?
Posted by: Michael Crichton at December 03, 2024 03:16 PM (J2vNu)


Life finds a way.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 03, 2024 03:17 PM (aD39U)

233 226 DNC Official Reveals Obama, Pelosi "Did Not Want" Kamala Harris
Posted by: SMOD at December 03, 2024 03:15 PM (RHGPo)

========

Machine politics makes stupid politicians.

The idea that they could get rid of Biden in July of an election year and then hand the nomination over to anyone other this his sitting VP who was already on the damn ticket was the thinking of a addled brain incapable of rational thought and someone who simply does not understand how electoral politics works.

It's the idea of someone who thinks they have total control over a process they obviously didn't have total control over.

Obama is a fucking idiot.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 03, 2024 03:17 PM (GBKbO)

234 Serious question,
Why send money to any foreign country?


Untraceability!

Posted by: Congress, State Dept., CIA at December 03, 2024 03:17 PM (Hgnyx)

235 #191 Good one, SMOD.

I'm off to Julie Kelly's to see if she has anything too as it's her usual bailiwick.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 03, 2024 03:17 PM (hovnC)

236 I see you people enjoyed my book! Did you read Jurassic Park too?

I started to, but had a seizure and missed the data we needed.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2024 03:17 PM (RsS92)

237 DNC Official Reveals Obama, Pelosi "Did Not Want" Kamala Harris

Look, I already had Reggie for, uh, his oral skills, what the hell else did Kamala bring to the table?

Posted by: Barack Obama at December 03, 2024 03:18 PM (oZhjI)

238 Yes, but...
-Can a President pardon himself?
Probably no since that would make him a king and above all laws.

-Can a President pardon a co-conspirator? (or a son used as a cutout for corruption)
Who knows.

Posted by: Gentlemen, time for a reckoning at December 03, 2024 03:05 PM


The constitution places no limits on the president on who he can pardon.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 03, 2024 03:18 PM (Rcnd3)

239 Who is authorizing the raiding of the Treasury!

They are going to steal every last dime on the way out.

Posted by: DaisyB at December 03, 2024 03:18 PM (AbL8c)

240 220 @213 not 27 inches, but the size of a full grown beaver
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 03, 2024 03:15 PM (FxDm7)
____________________

Is this another Taylor Lorenz joke?

Posted by: Orson at December 03, 2024 03:18 PM (dIske)

241 "...Joe Biden just traveled to Africa and pledged over a billion dollars to help Africans hit by floods rebuild"

I wonder what the Biden Crime Family's cut is going to be?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at December 03, 2024 03:18 PM (aXxgO)

242 Like crocheted masks?

"I TOTALLY HAD ANOTHER MASK UNDER IT THAT WORKED!!!"
--Alyssa Milano

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2024 03:18 PM (RsS92)

243 Americans Last!

Posted by: The Junta at December 03, 2024 03:19 PM (A1k5O)

244 Like crocheted masks?

In fairness they were exactly as effective as the paper ones the government made everyone wear.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2024 03:19 PM (oZhjI)

245 "And that Fyre Festival 2017 was an enormous success.
Posted by: Ripley "


Damn. Was that SEVEN years ago already? The years are running away.

Posted by: eleven at December 03, 2024 03:19 PM (fV+MH)

246 211 >>That space rock could make a pretty nice light show.

About 7-8 years ago I was taking my father Steelhead fishing.
2:30am Start time, as it is a 4 hour drive to get there.
About an hour into the drive, the entire Western Sky lit up an insane Blue Green as a Meteorite tore through the sky and passed over the horizon.

One of the coolest things I have ever seen.

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2024 03:13 PM (vGiQ3)

About 15(??) years ago, a couple we have known for years was visiting us. The husband (who is an amateur astronomer) was outside with me drinking a beer well after dark, and we saw what I can only describe as a "tumbling meteor" seem to slowly roll across the low western sky. It was the wildest thing I'd ever seen in the sky until last year's eclipse.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 03, 2024 03:19 PM (wtvvX)

247 @213 not 27 inches, but the size of a full grown beaver

Must be one of those Dutch beavers we always hear about

Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2024 03:19 PM (oZhjI)

248 "I TOTALLY HAD ANOTHER MASK UNDER IT THAT WORKED!!!"
--Alyssa Milano
=====
Was this before or after you begged the internet for you kid's travel ball team?

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 03, 2024 03:19 PM (CIS44)

249 -Can a President pardon himself?
Yes

-Can a President pardon a co-conspirator?
Yes

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2024 03:20 PM (RsS92)

250 Now do the entire Jan 6th committee and the Intel Services.
Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2024 03:11 PM (vGiQ3)

Not with Pelosi's dick

Posted by: ... at December 03, 2024 03:20 PM (3hycG)

251


Dems working on shoring up that black base.

They always run to the blacks when they need something and also need political cover. Happens every time.

Posted by: E Buzz at December 03, 2024 03:20 PM (JROaS)

252 And that Fyre Festival 2017 was an enormous success.
Posted by: Ripley "


Damn. Was that SEVEN years ago already? The years are running away.
Posted by: eleven at December 03, 2024 03:19 PM (fV+MH)

But Fyre Festival 2.0 is gonna totes be HUGE.

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 03, 2024 03:20 PM (CIS44)

253 "...Joe Biden just traveled to Africa and pledged over a billion dollars to help Africans hit by floods rebuild"

What about slavery? They are still paying the price since we stole their best and brightest.

Posted by: Ripley at December 03, 2024 03:20 PM (GUOwU)

254 ‘Dem coffin dancers don’t dance for free yo.

Posted by: haffhowershower at December 03, 2024 03:20 PM (nXfGM)

255 For decades I have never put it way without a pump or two to keep the seals tight.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 03, 2024 03:16 PM (aD39U)


and there's a hanging curveball, up and over the fat part of the plate . . . .

Posted by: Bob Uecker at December 03, 2024 03:20 PM (Aqu9a)

256 This announcement is fantastic! Lots of Democrat voters there in Angola.

Posted by: Joey Choo Choo at December 03, 2024 03:20 PM (A1k5O)

257 Who is authorizing the raiding of the Treasury!

They are going to steal every last dime on the way out.
Posted by: DaisyB at December 03, 2024 03:18 PM (AbL8c)
-

When was the last time an audit was taken of the gold reserves in Ft. Knox?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 03, 2024 03:20 PM (CflQn)

258 A mask made from interlinking a thousand rat's assholes together like chain mail would be just as effective as the masks the retarded celebrities wear.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 03, 2024 03:21 PM (pohLc)

259 Scientists say the small space rock, measuring 27 inches in diameter,


Not 26 inches.
Not 28 inches.
27 inches!
We're NASA damnit! We know shit!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 03, 2024 03:21 PM (W/lyH)

260 It's the idea of someone who thinks they have total control over a process they obviously didn't have total control over.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 03, 2024 03:17 PM (GBKbO)

Or they assumed Trump would be "taken care of". One or the other.

Posted by: ... at December 03, 2024 03:21 PM (3hycG)

261 Hey, got a question on that Biden Clemency pardon. As usual, Biden went off script in that thing by stating that part of the justification was that Hunter is five and 1/2 years sober.

What if the next Secret Service Director releases an investigation that shows unequivocally that the bag of cocaine found in the White House was Hunter's...maybe even a CCTV shot of him placing it (because I don't buy that there is a portion of the White House not under some sort of surveillance)

Posted by: Orson at December 03, 2024 03:21 PM (dIske)

262 Still no idea how the fu*k it got this way.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 03, 2024 03:15 PM (W/lyH)

The Government mantra is: Don't fix the problem, fix the blame.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 03, 2024 03:21 PM (bxwtE)

263 "DNC Official Reveals Obama, Pelosi "Did Not Want" Kamala Harris
Posted by: SMOD"


Oh man....is Clooney getting hung out to dry.


You hate to see it.

Posted by: eleven at December 03, 2024 03:21 PM (fV+MH)

264 260 It's the idea of someone who thinks they have total control over a process they obviously didn't have total control over.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 03, 2024 03:17 PM (GBKbO)

Or they assumed Trump would be "taken care of". One or the other.
Posted by: ... at December 03, 2024 03:21 PM (3hycG)

=======

Remember...this was all AFTER the Trump assassination attempt, after Trump got beefed up security.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 03, 2024 03:22 PM (GBKbO)

265 BabylonBee: Nation's Gays Say They'll Pass On New Jaguar And Just Stick With Their Mustang Convertibles

Posted by: SMOD at December 03, 2024 03:22 PM (RHGPo)

266 At least they didn't give the asteroid's diameter in metric.

Posted by: Bulg at December 03, 2024 03:22 PM (v6JzV)

267 Not 26 inches.
Not 28 inches.
27 inches!
We're NASA damnit! We know shit!
Posted by: Diogenes at December 03, 2024 03:21 PM (W/lyH)


3x9 man. It is important. It is a square multiplied by its root

Posted by: Kindltot at December 03, 2024 03:22 PM (D7oie)

268
When was the last time an audit was taken of the gold reserves in Ft. Knox?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 03, 2024


***
Mr. Goldfinger was going to perform an audit, and he would have succeeded, too, if not that meddling British spy!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 03, 2024 03:22 PM (J2vNu)

269 197 I have to say, the courts just haven't been kind to Fani. She loses every time she opens her mouth to argue a case.

Well, that's because she's an imbecile.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 03, 2024 03:10 PM (xCA6C)

========

Perfect for Congress, then.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 03, 2024 03:11 PM (GBKbO)
================
I will soon appoint her!

Posted by: Governor Stacey Abrams at December 03, 2024 03:23 PM (A1k5O)

270 Oh man....is Clooney getting hung out to dry.

So odd to see him become their fall guy LOL like George freaking Clooney was the guy who made Biden withdraw from the race. I doubt he even signed or saw that letter they released on Twitter.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2024 03:23 PM (RsS92)

271 I have told this story. As part of my Master's Degree at GWU I took what they called "the FEMA Course" - formal title was something about disaster management. Anyway, the professor was well known, he was the highest non-appointed official in FEMA during the Clinton administration.

He was, as you might imagine, a big Democrat. And he said that when the Clinton people came in they "knew" who their big supporters were - like himself - and promoted him. He said that Clinton was a genius because he realized how FEMA could be a political tool. Like they sent money to Charlotte, NC, for snow removal. First time ever FEMA funds had been used for that. But the Mayor was a star in the Dem party and the DNC was going to be held there.

When Republicans are in charge they don't use it like that. Look at the zillions Bush sent to New Orleans and Trump sent to Puerto Rico.

But the Dems know what power is and how to use it.

Posted by: blaster at December 03, 2024 03:23 PM (xhfG9)

272 One of the coolest things I have ever seen.

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2024 03:13 PM (vGiQ3)

When I was a kid in Billings, MT, I saw a huge fireball pass overhead, right around dusk. I was the only one in my group of friends who saw it, so they didn't believe me. it was both cool and eerie.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Manosphere, the Pimp-slapping Hands of Fate at December 03, 2024 03:23 PM (xPJvm)

273 But it still leaves unanswered why so many people slavishly follow the likes of Fauci, to a point of worship
---------

They think he's on their "side". That's it. The moment he or anyone else goes off their reservation they move on.

Posted by: ... at December 03, 2024 03:23 PM (3hycG)

274 Congress, keeper of the purse, authorized that $1 billion, right?

Right?

I denounce myself.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 03, 2024 03:24 PM (a3Q+t)

275 When was the last time an audit was taken of the gold reserves in Ft. Knox?

Supposedly there's no gold there.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2024 03:24 PM (RsS92)

276 Miss Lindsey speaks:

https://tinyurl.com/kp5vh42n

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 03, 2024 03:24 PM (CflQn)

277 Oh man....is Clooney getting hung out to dry.


You hate to see it.
Posted by: eleven at December 03, 2024 03:21 PM (fV+MH)

I think it is fair to say I really don't.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 03, 2024 03:24 PM (bxwtE)

278 Remember...this was all AFTER the Trump assassination attempt, after Trump got beefed up security.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 03, 2024 03:22 PM (GBKbO)

And before they tried again on his golf course.

Posted by: ... at December 03, 2024 03:24 PM (3hycG)

279 > When was the last time an audit was taken of the gold reserves in Ft. Knox?

They moved the Ft Knox gold a long time ago. It's in NYC now.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 03, 2024 03:25 PM (Odg76)

280 Do you realize it's just under six months until Pride Month 2025?
Posted by: Lindsay Graham at December 03, 2024 03:06

Have you read of the small town in Ontario Canada, pop. 1300, hilariously named Emo, who has been fined $10k for not flying the Pride flag? 1) They have no official flag pole, and 2) Their Mayor, Harold McQuaker said “There’s no flag being flown for the other side of the coin… there’s no flags being flown for the straight people.” It was ruled to have violated the Ontario human rights code when it refused to declare June as Pride month and failed to fly an LGBT+ flag, and its officials have been ordered to complete human rights training. The Mayor has refused to pay the fine. Stay tuned for further updates.

Posted by: Cheri at December 03, 2024 03:25 PM (oiNtH)

281 Not 26 inches.
Not 28 inches.
27 inches!
We're NASA damnit! We know shit!
Posted by: Diogenes
---------

NASA engineer turns to another NASA engineer, whispers, 'We're sure that's inches, right? Not centimeters?'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 03, 2024 03:25 PM (XeU6L)

282 Miss Lindsey speaks:

https://tinyurl.com/kp5vh42n
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 03, 2024 03:24 PM (CflQn)

Ya the accusations that the cops looked into and threw out as laughable are "very concerning"

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 03, 2024 03:25 PM (CIS44)

283 Not 26 inches.
Not 28 inches.
27 inches!
We're NASA damnit! We know shit!
Posted by: Diogenes
-----------

Not enough. Call Harry Stamper.

Posted by: WisRich at December 03, 2024 03:26 PM (G0vdT)

284 >>> Miss Lindsey speaks:

https://tinyurl.com/kp5vh42n
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 03, 2024 03:24 PM (CflQn)

=====

I'm a gonna need Sarah's shocked face.

Posted by: Turn 2 at December 03, 2024 03:26 PM (JfxgE)

285 I was saving it for the Café but...

NEXTA @nexta_tv 3h
A meteorite has fell in Yakutia, Russia

https://tinyurl.com/4nt5rn3z
Four brief videos -- and none are dashboard cam videos!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 03, 2024 03:26 PM (hovnC)

286 Scientists say the small space rock, measuring 27 inches in diameter,


Not 26 inches.
Not 28 inches.
27 inches!
We're NASA damnit! We know shit!
Posted by: Diogenes at December 03, 2024 03:21 PM (W/lyH)

C = pi * D
C = 3.14159 * 27 inches
C = 84.82 inches

C = 1 Tank Abrams waist
or
C = 1 Dolly Parton bust

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 03, 2024 03:26 PM (Aqu9a)

287 NASA engineer turns to another NASA engineer, whispers, 'We're sure that's inches, right? Not centimeters?'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 03, 2024 03:25 PM (XeU6L)

I don't trust this number. For years men have told women than four inches is a foot long. No way that thing is that big. Or THAT thing, either.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 03, 2024 03:27 PM (bxwtE)

288 The Gadsden Flag sums up what this country was supposed to stand for at its birth.

It is the partner flag for Old Glory with a beautiful history of its own.

The scumbags won't like the plain black flag that comes after the time and luxury of being coy has passed.

Posted by: sifty boones at December 03, 2024 03:27 PM (P/o1J)

289 Of all the defenses of the Biden pardon I’ve heard, “because Trump firing squads” might be the most creative.


Scott Jennings eyes roll out of his head and scuttle across the floor.

https://is.gd/ImXtvw

Posted by: Archimedes at December 03, 2024 03:27 PM (xCA6C)

290 Marxism- steal from the rich, pay yourself, give a little to the poor

Posted by: Skip at December 03, 2024 03:28 PM (fwDg9)

291 Trump has firing squads? Well, probably about time.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 03, 2024 03:28 PM (bxwtE)

292 Joe does the Angola Shuffle:

https://tinyurl.com/bdz2njyx

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 03, 2024 03:28 PM (CflQn)

293 They moved the Ft Knox gold a long time ago. It's in NYC now.
Posted by: bonhomme
-----
Texas built it's own depository and pulled it's gold from NYC.

Posted by: lin-duh of the garbage clan at December 03, 2024 03:29 PM (I6rgD)

294 DNC Official Reveals Obama, Pelosi "Did Not Want" Kamala Harris

Success has a thousand fathers....

Imma call BS. Once Biden quit the race - something that they forced - they had no plan to solve a problem like Kamala. By forcing Biden out they created Harris the candidate for President. What did they think was going to happen?

Posted by: blaster at December 03, 2024 03:29 PM (xhfG9)

295 Nobody is concerned that Stoli vodka is filing for bankruptcy?

Posted by: Bulg at December 03, 2024 03:29 PM (v6JzV)

296 I don't trust this number. For years men have told women than four inches is a foot long. No way that thing is that big. Or THAT thing, either.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 03, 2024


***
As the ex-Mrs. Wolfus No. 2 used to say, "That's why women can't measure distances and can't tell time. All their lives they've been told that this" [holds up finger and thumb about 4 inches apart] is 8 inches, and that it's been at least 20 minutes!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 03, 2024 03:30 PM (J2vNu)

297 Nobody is concerned that Stoli vodka is filing for bankruptcy?
Posted by: Bulg at December 03, 2024 03:29 PM (v6JzV)

Pfft Stoli. Val-U-Rite is all you need.

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 03, 2024 03:30 PM (CIS44)

298 What did they think was going to happen?

Think?

Posted by: Archimedes at December 03, 2024 03:30 PM (xCA6C)

299 Even if Trump did have firing squads planned, RFK, Jr. would make sure they were organic and locally-sourced.

What are they bitching about?

Posted by: sifty boones at December 03, 2024 03:30 PM (P/o1J)

300 Had a schedule Performance Review at 1500. I called her and she wanted to boot the interview to later this week. Her reason is she is awaiting approval. I read this as Imma getting a bonus or a raise. Can the morons suggest the dark side of this statement? I know you guyz.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 03, 2024 03:30 PM (jFCkp)

301 "NYC Mayor Eric Adams says he will work with Trump and Border Czar Tom Homan regarding deportations"

We'll get to you when we get to you. We have prioritized about 48 other states first, though. Maybe you'll get some relief from your own voting in 2032. Fingers crossed.

Posted by: Tom Homan at December 03, 2024 03:30 PM (aXxgO)

302 Joe does the Angola Shuffle:
https://tinyurl.com/bdz2njyx
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 03, 2024 03:28 PM (CflQn)

Get the Coffin Dancers ready!

Posted by: Angolans at December 03, 2024 03:31 PM (Y5VD5)

303 Nobody is concerned that Stoli vodka is filing for bankruptcy?
Posted by: Bulg
-------

Have potato futures taken a hit?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 03, 2024 03:31 PM (XeU6L)

304 The prosecutor in the NY Perry trial:

https://tinyurl.com/ywhyt8cz

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 03, 2024 03:31 PM (CflQn)

305 I thought you could buy Africa for $1 billion.

Posted by: wth at December 03, 2024 03:31 PM (v0R5T)

306 Had a schedule Performance Review at 1500. I called her and she wanted to boot the interview to later this week. Her reason is she is awaiting approval. I read this as Imma getting a bonus or a raise. Can the morons suggest the dark side of this statement? I know you guyz.
Posted by: Pudinhead at December 03, 2024 03:30 PM (jFCkp)

A lot of places require approval to show you the door...

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 03, 2024 03:31 PM (CIS44)

307 Nobody is concerned that Stoli vodka is filing for bankruptcy?
Posted by: Bulg at December 03, 2024
*
Pfft Stoli. Val-U-Rite is all you need.
Posted by: BruceWayne at December 03, 2024


***
Taaka Vodka!

Mixes Easy -- Just Add People!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 03, 2024 03:31 PM (J2vNu)

308 Nobody is concerned that Stoli vodka is filing for bankruptcy?
Posted by: Bulg at December 03, 2024 03:29 PM (v6JzV)


If there weren't hundreds of other options for vodka, that might be of concern.

Posted by: Doof at December 03, 2024 03:32 PM (jgdZo)

309 Had a schedule Performance Review at 1500. I called her and she wanted to boot the interview to later this week. Her reason is she is awaiting approval. I read this as Imma getting a bonus or a raise. Can the morons suggest the dark side of this statement? I know you guyz.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 03, 2024 03:30 PM (jFCkp)

-----------------

Both she and you are being replaced by AI Bots.

You're welcome ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Retribution Great Again! at December 03, 2024 03:33 PM (iBnrP)

310 305.

The Arabs tried several times and we're still paying for it.

Posted by: sifty boones at December 03, 2024 03:33 PM (ZvqSn)

311 Can the morons suggest the dark side of this statement? I know you guyz.
Posted by: Pudinhead at December 03, 2024 03:30 PM


You are too young to be so cynical.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 03, 2024 03:33 PM (a3Q+t)

312 The prosecutor in the NY Perry trial:

https://tinyurl.com/ywhyt8cz
Posted by: Biden's Dog
-----

I would say 'unbelievable', except, it isn't surprising at all.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 03, 2024 03:34 PM (XeU6L)

313 Can the morons suggest the dark side of this statement? I know you guyz.
Posted by: Pudinhead at December 03, 2024 03:30 PM


You should ask Piper.

Posted by: Bulg at December 03, 2024 03:34 PM (v6JzV)

314 Had a schedule Performance Review at 1500. I called her and she wanted to boot the interview to later this week. Her reason is she is awaiting approval. I read this as Imma getting a bonus or a raise. Can the morons suggest the dark side of this statement? I know you guyz.
Posted by: Pudinhead at December 03, 2024 03:30 PM (jFCkp)

Waiting on approval for Office Depot/Max purchase of Bankers Boxes to provide one complimentary box to each departing employee.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 03, 2024 03:34 PM (Aqu9a)

315 Had a schedule Performance Review at 1500. I called her and she wanted to boot the interview to later this week. Her reason is she is awaiting approval. I read this as Imma getting a bonus or a raise. Can the morons suggest the dark side of this statement? I know you guyz.
Posted by: Pudinhead at December 03, 2024 03:30 PM (jFCkp)

A lot of places require approval to show you the door...
Posted by: BruceWayne
----
This or a demotion...

Posted by: lin-duh of the garbage clan at December 03, 2024 03:34 PM (I6rgD)

316 About Biden and the new Protocols book he was carrying. Nothing complicated. It's just who he is:

https://tinyurl.com/yejwnebu

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 03, 2024 03:35 PM (CflQn)

317 ttps://tinyurl.com/4nt5rn3z
Four brief videos -- and none are dashboard cam videos!


Nice stuff. It's like they all were expecting that meteor, too.

Posted by: t-bird at December 03, 2024 03:35 PM (c/Z2E)

318 Remember Lindsey 2.0? How upset he was over the Kavanaugh thing?

Good times.

Posted by: blaster at December 03, 2024 03:35 PM (xhfG9)

319 The prosecutor in the NY Perry trial:

Is she a mummy? I'm assuming that's a she.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2024 03:35 PM (RsS92)

320 Biden, Kamala, Clinton, Obama, AOC, Oprah, Morning Joe, Joy Reid, The View cows, blah blah blah...

It wouldn't matter who the DNC put up for office. The problem is the party itself and its biggest mouthpieces - the MFM - that have been catastrophically bad for years.

Destroy them and the nation will rebuild nicely, eventually. But until the cancer is excised, there will be no healing.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at December 03, 2024 03:36 PM (aXxgO)

321 I would say 'unbelievable', except, it isn't surprising at all.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 03, 2024 03:34 PM (XeU6L)


In the words of my sorta namesake Dr. Heinz Doofenschmirtz -

And by "unbelievable" I mean TOTALLY BELIEVEABLE!!

Posted by: Doof at December 03, 2024 03:37 PM (jgdZo)

322 303 Nobody is concerned that Stoli vodka is filing for bankruptcy?
Posted by: Bulg
-----------------
We have Popov. No need to worry.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 03, 2024 03:37 PM (jFCkp)

323 "Had a schedule Performance Review at 1500. I called her and she wanted to boot the interview to later this week. Her reason is she is awaiting approval. I read this as Imma getting a bonus or a raise. Can the morons suggest the dark side of this statement? I know you guyz.

Posted by: Pudinhead"

They need time to make sure all your files and projects are backed up

Posted by: Ripley at December 03, 2024 03:37 PM (GUOwU)

324 The prosecutor in the NY Perry trial:

https://tinyurl.com/ywhyt8cz

-

And we know it's the cops that killed the attempted murderer because they didn't want to touch his filthy, likely diseased body. IIRC he was alive for 20 minutes or so after they arrived and bodycam footage has them saying OH HELL NO when it comes time to help the insane violent man.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - leftists, remember Trump would be out soon if you hadn't stolen 2020 at December 03, 2024 03:37 PM (NXhou)

325
nood hunter biden

or

hunter biden nood

can't decide which is worse

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 03, 2024 03:37 PM (w9Ycv)

326 Hey, got a question on that Biden Clemency pardon. As usual, Biden went off script in that thing by stating that part of the justification was that Hunter is five and 1/2 years sober.

Facts not in evidence. Joe is just repeating what Hunter has told him. A sober person who has actually worked any recovery program takes responsibility for their actions and makes amends or corrections where they can. It is about telling the truth and stopping the lies and bullshit. Hunter does the opposite. He even denied that his daughter Navy Joan was his until DNA proved otherwise and still tried to get out of paying child support. That is the character of an addict scumbag and I have no reason to believe that he has changed or is sober. Skipping out on paying rent on that expensive home in Venice Beach is another tell.

Posted by: Cheri at December 03, 2024 03:37 PM (oiNtH)

327 >>Had a schedule Performance Review at 1500. I called her and she wanted to boot the interview to later this week. Her reason is she is awaiting approval. I read this as Imma getting a bonus or a raise. Can the morons suggest the dark side of this statement? I know you guyz.


She has to schedule a Security Team to escort you out of the building after your review.

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2024 03:38 PM (vGiQ3)

328 LOL apparently the 4b movement isn't radical enough for leftist women, they are pushing for women to get sterilized so that they can't have children.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2024 03:38 PM (RsS92)

329 "Had a schedule Performance Review at 1500. I called her and she wanted to boot the interview to later this week. Her reason is she is awaiting approval. I read this as Imma getting a bonus or a raise. Can the morons suggest the dark side of this statement? I know you guyz.

Posted by: Pudinhead

Legal hasn't signed off on your group's RIF yet.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 03, 2024 03:38 PM (WXNFJ)

330 And there you have it: The White House confirms Biden not only bought the book, but displayed it proudly to show he wants "to learn" about the Middle East.

This was a deliberate and staged photo-op meant to send a signal. Shame on all those who tried to dismiss or ignore it.
-

Very much an Obama thing.

Remember when he'd have books with the dust covers on and facing outwards for all of his campaign stops so the press could take photos and tell everyone what he was reading?

And then when he became president he suddenly stopped having any interest in books.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - leftists, remember Trump would be out soon if you hadn't stolen 2020 at December 03, 2024 03:39 PM (NXhou)

331 A vodka company going bankrupt is like McDonalds franchise closing.

Posted by: eleven at December 03, 2024 03:39 PM (fV+MH)

332 Had a schedule Performance Review at 1500. I called her and she wanted to boot the interview to later this week. Her reason is she is awaiting approval. I read this as Imma getting a bonus or a raise. Can the morons suggest the dark side of this statement? I know you guyz.
Posted by: Pudinhead at December 03, 2024 03:30 PM (jFCkp)



Collect cardboard boxes.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 03, 2024 03:39 PM (aD39U)

333 > If there weren't hundreds of other options for vodka, that might be of concern.
--------
IKR

Almost every "craft" distillery is making Bourbon, Gin, Vodka, Scotch, etc. of some variety and/or quality now.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 03, 2024 03:40 PM (Q4IgG)

334 The Gadsden Flag sums up what this country was supposed to stand for at its birth.

It is the partner flag for Old Glory with a beautiful history of its own.
***

Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just,
And this be our motto—"In God is our Trust;"

Posted by: Diogenes at December 03, 2024 03:40 PM (W/lyH)

335 Running to Biden Crime Country, will take me longer to get thete than will be there.
See you from the road.

Posted by: Skip at December 03, 2024 03:40 PM (fwDg9)

336 Dems deleted this but the Internet is forever:

https://tinyurl.com/mt2mcets

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 03, 2024 03:41 PM (CflQn)

337 Had a schedule Performance Review at 1500. I called her and she wanted to boot the interview to later this week. Her reason is she is awaiting approval. I read this as Imma getting a bonus or a raise. Can the morons suggest the dark side of this statement? I know you guyz.
Posted by: Pudinhead at December 03, 2024 03:30 PM (jFCkp)

Congratualtions!

*just in case

Posted by: runner at December 03, 2024 03:42 PM (QTCRF)

338 Trump has firing squads? Well, probably about time.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 03, 2024 03:28 PM (bxwtE)
====================
Finally, a government program that might have some merit.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 03, 2024 03:43 PM (A1k5O)

339 [LEIGH MCGOWAN, SOCIAL MEDIA HOST AND CONTENT CREATOR, POLITICSGIRL] No. I believe the circumstances have changed. I think that we have now have a president coming into office who’s talking about firing squads, who’s talking about running people around the country and making sure that everyone who his enemy is going to be punished.

Posted by: SMOD at December 03, 2024 03:43 PM (RHGPo)

340 326 Hey, got a question on that Biden Clemency pardon. As usual, Biden went off script in that thing by stating that part of the justification was that Hunter is five and 1/2 years sober.

Facts not in evidence. Joe is just repeating what Hunter has told him. A sober person who has actually worked any recovery program takes responsibility for their actions and makes amends or corrections where they can. It is about telling the truth and stopping the lies and bullshit. Hunter does the opposite. He even denied that his daughter Navy Joan was his until DNA proved otherwise and still tried to get out of paying child support. That is the character of an addict scumbag and I have no reason to believe that he has changed or is sober. Skipping out on paying rent on that expensive home in Venice Beach is another tell.

Posted by: Cheri at December 03, 2024 03:37 PM (oiNtH)


Hunter's Number One attorney, Abbe Lowell, obviously wrote the text of the pardon. It reads like all the BS he spewed on TV for the past two years, about Hunter being railroaded for political purposes, his being clean for X number of years, and so on.

The pardon also stops the legal fees bleeding. For an appeal.

Posted by: Gref at December 03, 2024 03:45 PM (aBgBM)

341 Good answers in return of this difficulty with solid arguments and describing all regarding that.

Posted by: anjani courier tracking at December 03, 2024 03:46 PM (5NBhM)

342 302 Joe does the Angola Shuffle:
https://tinyurl.com/bdz2njyx
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 03, 2024 03:28 PM (CflQn)

Curly Shuffle >>>>> Angola Shuffle

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 03, 2024 03:48 PM (wtvvX)

343 Gin >>> Vodka

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 03, 2024 03:49 PM (wtvvX)

344 What is the penalty for violating the civil rights of American citizens and abusing your office?

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