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Demented Liar Joe Biden Pardons His Spree Criminal Son After Years of Vowing He Would Never Do So Because He Trusts the Judiciary and Wants to Uphold Norms

That thing this old rapist promised he wouldn't do in your mouth?

Plot twist, he did it in your mouth.

He pardoned Hunter Biden for all crimes, including those we haven't yet discovered, over a nearly 11-year period beginning in 2014.

hunterbidenpardon.jpg

Why go back to 2014? Because that's when this disgusting foreign agent and bribery bagman started collecting Joe Biden's 10% from Burisma:

zerohedge
@zerohedge
Do you know why Biden picked 2014 as the first year of Hunter's pardon?

That's when he was appointed director of Ukraine's Burisma, starting a sequence of events that almost ended in World War 3. And so we go full circle.

Here's a compilation of Biden and his Bride of Chucky voodoo doll liar repeatedly vowing Biden would never pardon Hunter Biden.

It's not just Joe Biden exposed as a rancid liar. All of his media praetorian lied on his behalf, assuring us all that Joe Biden's sterling character would never, ever permit him to use government power to advance his family's wealth or interests.

And the left is actually defending this. Paid Iranian influence operation The Bulwark posted a single piece on this betrayal titled "Defending the Hunter Biden Pardon."

When Charles Cooke said that he couldn't wait to see the Bulwark's take on this, nasty Sarah Longwell snarkily replied "We think it's bad, thanks for reading." Cooke wants to know why, if The Bulwark "thinks it's bad," their only comment on the pardon consists of a defense of it.

Scott Jennings lit up a leftwing propaganda merchant on CNN:

Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh

NEW: Scott Jennings goes off on "brain-rotted" Democrats who are defending Biden's pardon of Hunter.

This CNN panel member got upset at him "hurling names." She claimed Biden never "lied" and Jennings absolutely LOST IT.

"Every American, except the most partisan, brain-rotted people are going to be outraged by this today."

"To sit for a year and say 'I will not do this. I will not do this. The rule of law is sacred. We have to respect the justice system. We have to respect juries, the guardrails and the norms of our democracy.' These people are LIARS."

PANEL MEMBER: "Scott, you don't need to hurl names..."

JENNINGS: "Stand up for yourself, you don't have to defend this. You don't have to die on this hill. You can say 'This is wrong.' Are you fine with the lying?"

PANEL MEMBER: "I don't think that he was lying."

JENNINGS: *Falls forward laughing*

"Joe Biden, Karine Jean-Pierre - how many minutes of tape do we have of both of these people the American people 'this will not happen.' We could play it all morning."

"If Karine Jean-Pierre had an ounce of self respect, she'd get off the plane in Africa today [and] resign."



Buck Sexton
@BuckSexton

Anyone who truly believed that Joe Biden wasn’t going to pardon Hunter "because he said so" is an abject moron

This was an IQ test, and so many libs failed

Except I don't believe most fell for it. They were just in on the lie, as they always are.

Dank Brandon addresses the nation:


I can't say I'm disappointed because I always knew this corrupt old rapist was lying. Obviously.

Hunter Biden once tried to pay $300,000 in back rent with an "artwork" literally made from his own shit.

Following the news Sunday evening that Joe Biden had pardoned his son Hunter, Sequoia partner Shaun Maguire claimed in a bombshell series of posts on X that the younger Biden had once tried to pay back rent for a property his family owns in California with "art made from his own feces."

Maguire said renting to Hunter "was a big mistake" and called him an "absolute shit bag."

The venture capitalist revealed that the deadbeat still owed his family $300,000 in back rent for the Venice, California, home he lived in from 2019 to 2020.

After hearing that Biden pardoned his son for all crimes he may have committed spanning 11 years, Maguire posted on X: "So what happens to the $300k+ in back pay rent that Hunter Biden owes my family from 2019-2020? Is that pardoned now? Thanks Joe."

In a subsequent post, the venture capitalist explained : "True story. Hunter was our tenant in Venice, CA. Didn't pay rent for over a year. Tried to pay w/ art made from his own feces. Absolute shit bag."

When asked to elaborate, Maguire responded: "Indeed, he tried to pay w/ a book of art made from his own feces. But those aren't worth anything except when money laundering."

More at the article.

So that's what Hunter Biden's down to selling: his own shit.


The good news is that the Biden Crime Family has no more influence to peddle, and we can thank the "burn pits of Iraq" for getting rid of the Biden Crime Family's next-in-line, Beau Biden.

Hunter Biden has his pardon, but he no longer has any way to earn money. I don't get the sense that this "lawyer" has kept current with his CLE classes and is ready start doing some earnest legal work. His entire "career" was based on his corrupt father being high political office. Not only is Biden now out of office, but he is despised and radioactive, and even his fellow corrupt Democrats will be very loathe to do any further influence-peddling business with him.

To hell with them all, literally.

Posted by: Ace at 12:17 PM




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Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 02, 2024 12:17 PM (ZANHd)

2 P. Hunter Diddy reporting for pardon, Mr. President!

Cover that Tupac ish too and we good, sir!

President Biden knows how to pardon
President Biden knows how to pardon
In the city of NYC
In the borough of good ol' Brooklyn
In the MDC, the MDC
We keep it rockin', we keep it rockin'

Posted by: P Diddy at December 02, 2024 12:17 PM (TK/1q)

3 Das right, Jack!

Posted by: Hunter Biden at December 02, 2024 12:17 PM (u73oe)

4 The Others have been summoned.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 02, 2024 12:17 PM (ZANHd)

5 Daddy says I get to be first.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at December 02, 2024 12:17 PM (u73oe)

6 Jeesh, Biden looks like he's wearing a mask.

Posted by: Bulg at December 02, 2024 12:18 PM (v6JzV)

7 He pardoned Hunter Biden for all crimes, including those we haven't yet discovered, in a ten year period beginning in 2014.

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I really do wonder about this part.

The president's power of plenary, so it seems like it should work. However, I feel like the power of pardon is part of the legal process, and if a legal process hasn't started on some crime that gets discovered later, should the pardon apply?

I dunno.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at December 02, 2024 12:18 PM (GBKbO)

8 Has anyone provided an example of Joe's great character?;

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at December 02, 2024 12:19 PM (kTd/k)

9 Let's see how long Hunter stays clean and sober. I give it 5 years at most.

Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at December 02, 2024 12:19 PM (DJ7uY)

10 WHAT A SHOCK

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at December 02, 2024 12:19 PM (N1DT3)

11 The good news is that the Biden Crime Family has no more influence to peddle, and we can thank the "burn pits of Iraq" for getting rid of the Biden Crime Family's next-in-line, Beau Biden.

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Yeah, well, the Biden cabal filled the hole left by the Clinton cabal. The Obama cabal is still around.

Another family will take that top spot soon, I'm sure.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at December 02, 2024 12:20 PM (GBKbO)

12 Willowed but on topic:

I love the Hunter pardon. After Trump pardons the J6 hostages if the media whines just bring up the Hunter pardon…. Step back and watch the media fume. Popcorn please
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 02, 2024 12:18 PM (YobFY)

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 02, 2024 12:20 PM (YobFY)

13 see the update about Hunter attempting to pay off a $300,000 debt with his own feces.

Posted by: ace at December 02, 2024 12:20 PM (KRtlO)

14 To hell with them all, literally.

Posted by: Ace at 12:17 PM

Soon...

Posted by: A Mr. Death, here about the reaping at December 02, 2024 12:20 PM (ZANHd)

15 willowed, but apropos:

312 Why pardoning Hunter was the purely Christian thing to do (plus Trump is a poopyhead)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 02, 2024 12:16 PM (YobFY)

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"Hunter apologized for his crimes, and it was obvious that Trump is filling the administration with loyalists who will do his bidding instead of being the fourth, unelected branch of government that does not respond to the will of the people, so pardoning Hunter was the only moral thing to do. That Joe pardoned Hunter just makes Trump and, in particular his supporters who won't apostatize, even worse people."
-David French, 99.993% probability

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at December 02, 2024 12:20 PM (GBKbO)

16 The good news is that the Biden Crime Family has no more influence to peddle, and we can thank the "burn pits of Iraq" for getting rid of the Biden Crime Family's next-in-line, Beau Biden.

There's still one waiting in the wings though...

Posted by: kallisto thinking about that famous white HOuse doctor who wears fishnet stockings and whose facelif at December 02, 2024 12:20 PM (dCxaZ)

17 The *biden crime family's days are numbered. They've likely fucked over so many powerful and influential people who are just waiting for the opportunity to extract their own revenge.

The *biden's are not savvy, or cunning like Hillary, or shielded like Obama.

They're political trailer trash.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 02, 2024 12:21 PM (Q4IgG)

18 >>>The president's power of plenary, so it seems like it should work. However, I feel like the power of pardon is part of the legal process, and if a legal process hasn't started on some crime that gets discovered later, should the pardon apply?

Ford famously pardoned Nixon of all crimes "he committed or may have committed," which were uncharged.

Posted by: ace at December 02, 2024 12:21 PM (KRtlO)

19 So why did the pardons only go back to 2014? Is there a 10 year statute of limitations for all the bribes Hunter collected on behalf of Joe from 2009-2013?

Posted by: PaleRider at December 02, 2024 12:21 PM (UKUm3)

20 A pimp's love is very different from that of a square.

Posted by: Joe Biden, Redskins Fan at December 02, 2024 12:21 PM (Y5VD5)

21 It gets better - this is only the start of a wave of pardons, starting with Joe's brother, and extending to the rest of the Biden family.

I wouldn't be at all surprised if Jill Biden gets a blanket pardon, and of course Joe will pardon himself.

Then we move on to the other pardons.

Fauci? All the FBI and DOJ scumbags? Senior Democratic members of Congress? All the campaign workers who fixed elections in blue cities?

We are about to see a wave of pardons unprecedented in American history.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 02, 2024 12:21 PM (uxCna)

22 For some reason I find this oddly infuriating.

I busted my lib idiot friends' balls about it and all they could say was, "But, Trump!"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 02, 2024 12:21 PM (RIvkX)

23 Is *anyone* surprised? I'm more interested to see who Brandon's staff's autopen *doesn't* pardon.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 02, 2024 12:21 PM (KcwUg)

24
Well, hey, on the good side of the Bidens we have:

1.

Posted by: Auspex at December 02, 2024 12:21 PM (j4U/Z)

25 13 see the update about Hunter attempting to pay off a $300,000 debt with his own feces.
Posted by: ace at December 02, 2024 12:20 PM (KRtlO)

good grief.

Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at December 02, 2024 12:21 PM (DJ7uY)

26 oh the name field didn't have enough characters

the rest of my sock s/b: "whose facelift has failed". bigly

Posted by: kallisto at December 02, 2024 12:21 PM (dCxaZ)

27 18 Ford famously pardoned Nixon of all crimes "he committed or may have committed," which were uncharged.
Posted by: ace at December 02, 2024 12:21 PM (KRtlO)

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Yeah, I referenced that in the last thread (Breitbart would have read it!).

But, it seems untested legally. There's obviously precedent, but what would a court say?

Well, if it were Trump, we know one answer, but because this is Biden, it's another answer.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at December 02, 2024 12:22 PM (GBKbO)

28 Sorry, old programmer OCD. 01/01/2014 - 12/01/2024 is not 10 years. It's 11 years less 1 month.

Posted by: Oddbob at December 02, 2024 12:22 PM (/y8xj)

29 Lying he wouldn't do it is part of the kink.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 02, 2024 12:22 PM (RIvkX)

30 i'm guessing the rest of corrupt biden inc will get pardons in the coming weeks as well.

then we get to hear the left declare how of course the president can pardon himself.

except for orangemanbad because reasons...

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at December 02, 2024 12:22 PM (nXhwP)

31 >>>I busted my lib idiot friends' balls about it and all they could say was, "But, Trump!"

NORMZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Posted by: ace at December 02, 2024 12:22 PM (KRtlO)

32 >>> 9 Let's see how long Hunter stays clean and sober. I give it 5 years at most.
Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at December 02, 2024 12:19 PM (DJ7uY)

Years??? How about weeks. Or maybe days.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 02, 2024 12:22 PM (KcwUg)

33 And yet...the Dems will continue telling themselves the problem was that their message wasn't clear enough, because Americans are stupid.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 02, 2024 12:22 PM (xCA6C)

34 The only people who believed he wouldn't pardon Hunter are and have been delusional for years. It's either that or they have been lying to themselves and is their whole lives.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 02, 2024 12:22 PM (O2xWH)

35
1. The check's in the mail.

2. I will not pardon my son, Hunter Biden.

3. I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.

Posted by: Joseph Robinette Biden at December 02, 2024 12:22 PM (Aqu9a)

36 Only can wear the FJB hat for another couple months.

Sad!

Posted by: Mr Gaga at December 02, 2024 12:22 PM (KiBMU)

37 One thread of the overnight media spin about the Biden pardon I noticed is Trump is so out of control with his bloodlust for retribution against his political enemies that Joe Biden had no option other than to pardon Hunter and protect him from that.

So yes, this is all President Trump's fault.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 02, 2024 12:22 PM (vO42M)

38 >>>28 Sorry, old programmer OCD. 01/01/2014 - 12/01/2024 is not 10 years. It's 11 years less 1 month.

Ah yes, the old "you have to add 1 to the count" situation. Thanks.

Posted by: ace at December 02, 2024 12:23 PM (KRtlO)

39 37 One thread of the overnight media spin about the Biden pardon I noticed is Trump is so out of control with his bloodlust for retribution against his political enemies that Joe Biden had no option other than to pardon Hunter and protect him from that.

So yes, this is all President Trump's fault.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 02, 2024 12:22 PM (vO42M)

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"He's installing loyalists to himself instead of loyalists to the unelected bureaucracy! It's an attack on democracy!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at December 02, 2024 12:23 PM (GBKbO)

40 Love that supercut of hypocrisy!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 02, 2024 12:23 PM (lVdyj)

41 Did Obama give Joe the green light to pardon Hunter? If he did, why? I don't believe he gives a single fuck about the Biden family.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at December 02, 2024 12:23 PM (kTd/k)

42 Trump ought to pardon all the J6 political prisoners immediately upon inauguration. ALL of them, no matter the charges.

Posted by: electronic means at December 02, 2024 12:24 PM (WVQot)

43 So can Hunter be compelled to testify in trials and depositions? Does he still have a 5A right after a pardon?

Posted by: gp Voted His Way Out Of That at December 02, 2024 12:24 PM (XYJTg)

44 Does Navy Joan get a stocking hung by the chim-o-lee with care this Christmas season?

Posted by: Broken Home at December 02, 2024 12:24 PM (nS6qG)

45 @7

>>I dunno.

It doesn't matter, no one is going to go after Hunter or The Meat Puppet or the rest of that filthy, corrupt, sh*thole family.

We can console ourselves with the fact that The Universe will claim Joe BribeEm in short order.

And we can revel in the misery and abject poverty and low station that family will fall into.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 02, 2024 12:24 PM (XV/Pl)

46 It's not just Joe Biden exposed as a rancid liar. All of his media praetorian lied on his behalf, assuring us all that Joe Biden's sterling character would never, ever permit him to use government power to advance his family's wealth or interests.

No, no. They didn't lie, see. They were taken in by his folksy wisdom. They're just gobsmacked by this. Flabbergasted. They remain the totally right-of-center and yet completely accurate purveyors of all truthful information about everything. -- the folks at DU, at least

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 02, 2024 12:24 PM (ExV1e)

47 It's pretty funny that Joe cites Hunter's "sobriety" as a reason to pardon him.

Who brought the cocaine into the White House, again?

The New York Post ran a video of Hunter and his family at Disney World yesterday (I think), and Hunter was clearly as high as a kite.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 02, 2024 12:24 PM (uxCna)

48
Open the Joseph R Biden, Jr. Presidential Library next to a bail bonds business ... and then zone the surrounding area out to a radius of three blocks so that nothing but bail bonds businesses can be located there.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 02, 2024 12:24 PM (da73/)

49 To hell with them all, literally.
Posted by: Ace

But they already live in DC...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 02, 2024 12:24 PM (IG4Id)

50 Virtual mountains of money, great gobs of cash, place politicians and progeny above the law. They are so high, the law looks like a toothpick in a parking lot viewed from the space station.

Posted by: Eromero at December 02, 2024 12:24 PM (jgmnb)

51 Robert Hunter Biden, Esq. Heh. The grift is coming to an end when Joey Bidet is gone on 1/20/25. This pardon was written in 2021, just had to get the dates correct. Bidet also pardon himself, indirectly.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at December 02, 2024 12:25 PM (TN5A0)

52 There hasn't been enough discussion of the fact that this was done not because of a father's love for his child, but because FJB wants to stay out of jail. Hunter had already made it abundantly clear that he'd throw FJB under the bus if he (Hunter) didn't get his pardon.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 02, 2024 12:25 PM (xCA6C)

53 how long Hunter stays clean and sober. I give it 5 years at most.

Dog years.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 02, 2024 12:25 PM (67maw)

54 He will pardon his brother next.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 02, 2024 12:25 PM (u73oe)

55 41 Did Obama give Joe the green light to pardon Hunter? If he did, why? I don't believe he gives a single fuck about the Biden family.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at December 02, 2024 12:23 PM (kTd/k)

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Biden does not listen to Obama or take his advice.

Obama told Biden not to run for president in 2020.

Obama orchestrated the coup against Joe earlier this year.

The idea that Biden was ever a tool of the Obama machine personally has always been ridiculous. Obama's influence on the Biden WH was because of staffing. The Obama machine took over the apparatus of the Democrat Party and were able to get loyalists into the administration at every level below the cabinet without much issue.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at December 02, 2024 12:25 PM (GBKbO)

56 When they cut into the TV show last night they talking head went on to make it absolutely clear that even though hunter lied on his federal firearms form, no one else has ever been federally prosecuted for doing so without a related violent weapons charge. Is this true?

Ok now do trumps 34 felonies for overvaluing prperty values on a loan formsl that every realtor does but no one was ever prosecuted before since it's not actually a crime.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 02, 2024 12:25 PM (OA79/)

57 Like there isn't a father who wuldn't pardon his offspring... It's been happening for-evah.

Posted by: just saying at December 02, 2024 12:25 PM (Uy/WF)

58 Does Hunter Biden's shit stink?

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 02, 2024 12:25 PM (jFCkp)

59 I'm more interested to see who Brandon's staff's autopen *doesn't* pardon.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 02, 2024 12:21 PM

I'd laugh my ass off if he didn't pardon Obama and Harris. Payback for the coup.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 02, 2024 12:26 PM (ZANHd)

60 see the update about Hunter attempting to pay off a $300,000 debt with his own feces.
Posted by: ace at December 02, 2024 12:20 PM (KRtlO)

Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell you I gotta plead ignorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started painting that that sort of thing was frowned upon, you know, cause I've shit a lot of paintings and I tell you people buy them all the time.

Posted by: Hunter Biden, Sex Pest at December 02, 2024 12:26 PM (Y5VD5)

61 CBD has tortured us with a lot of shitty art, but at least it wasn't literal shit art.

Posted by: Septic Sid at December 02, 2024 12:26 PM (nS6qG)

62 Open the Joseph R Biden, Jr. Presidential Library next to a bail bonds business ... and then zone the surrounding area out to a radius of three blocks so that nothing but bail bonds businesses can be located there.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 02, 2024 12:24 PM (da73

Will the Biden presidential library have a full selection of crayons and library paste?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at December 02, 2024 12:26 PM (kTd/k)

63 Hunter Biden has his pardon, but he no longer has any way to earn money.
.......

Wind Up Workin' in a Gas Station
- Frank Zappa

Posted by: wth at December 02, 2024 12:26 PM (v0R5T)

64 Dng dong, the norms are dead
Which old norms?
The normal norms
Ding dong, the normal norms are dead.....

Posted by: SouthCentralPA at December 02, 2024 12:26 PM (muRIc)

65 45 It doesn't matter, no one is going to go after Hunter or The Meat Puppet or the rest of that filthy, corrupt, sh*thole family.

We can console ourselves with the fact that The Universe will claim Joe BribeEm in short order.

And we can revel in the misery and abject poverty and low station that family will fall into.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 02, 2024 12:24 PM (XV/Pl)

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Oh, I don't care about Hunter, his crimes, or Joe. It's more of an academic question, to me.

If a suit were brought to SCOTUS saying that Person X should be tried for a crime committed in period a-z under which Person X received a pardon for all federal crimes, but the crime was not listed in the pardon and only discovered after the pardon was issued, how would SCOTUS rule?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at December 02, 2024 12:26 PM (GBKbO)

66 >>> 55
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Biden does not listen to Obama or take his advice.

Obama told Biden not to run for president in 2020.

Obama orchestrated the coup against Joe earlier this year.

The idea that Biden was ever a tool of the Obama machine personally has always been ridiculous. Obama's influence on the Biden WH was because of staffing. The Obama machine took over the apparatus of the Democrat Party and were able to get loyalists into the administration at every level below the cabinet without much issue.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at December 02, 2024 12:25 PM (GBKbO)

So you're saying the JEF and friends are probably *not* on Brandon's staff's autopen's to-pardon list???

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 02, 2024 12:27 PM (KcwUg)

67 Scott Jennings always brings it!

Posted by: redridinghood at December 02, 2024 12:27 PM (NpAcC)

68 Any POTUS will pardon their own blood, doesn't matter which side of the political divide they inhabit

it's just human nature

Posted by: kallisto at December 02, 2024 12:27 PM (dCxaZ)

69 Not only is Biden now out of office, but he is despised and radioactive, and even his fellow corrupt Democrats will be very loathe to do any further influence-peddling business with him.
__________________________

This is where we fail every single time. We should make him MORE radioactive and MORE despised as an example to others. It's not like there aren't any opportunities. I'd be filing impeachment motions up to and after Jan. 20th. The Right always lets these clowns skate.

For example...."5 1/2 years sober? OK, let's go to the tape. Is that bag of cocaine found in the White House talking yet? Well, how about the SS? No? Ok, how about the SS under new management? Talking yet? Yes?

Posted by: Orson at December 02, 2024 12:27 PM (dIske)

70 >>>how long Hunter stays clean and sober. I give it 5 years at most.


Just counting down to the OD, after the AIDS reveal.

Posted by: ace at December 02, 2024 12:27 PM (KRtlO)

71 66 So you're saying the JEF and friends are probably *not* on Brandon's staff's autopen's to-pardon list???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 02, 2024 12:27 PM (KcwUg)

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Depends on which staff member is controlling the autopen at any given time, I guess.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at December 02, 2024 12:27 PM (GBKbO)

72 Wow…. Scott Jennings once again making mincemeat of some stupid dem on TV. He’s getting good at it…. Has a lot of practice. Amazing that CNN has kept him on this long…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 02, 2024 12:27 PM (YobFY)

73 Hunter Biden has his pardon, but he no longer has any way to earn money.

-----------------

Not to worry, comrade -- those Ukrainian oligarchs have squirreled away hundreds of billions of dollars and kickbacks to the Biden Crime Family.

Posted by: ShainS -- Looks Like VOTE HARDER Actually Worked This Time at December 02, 2024 12:27 PM (ysRX/)

74 42 Trump ought to pardon all the J6 political prisoners immediately upon inauguration. ALL of them, no matter the charges.

the idiots on facebook aren't worried about this. i pushed a little and the response i got was "he has already testified multiple times".

Posted by: anachronda at December 02, 2024 12:28 PM (v3pYe)

75 see the update about Hunter attempting to pay off a $300,000 debt with his own feces.

Well, I guess if Hunter somehow contracted cholera, his "art" output would increase dramatically.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 02, 2024 12:28 PM (xCA6C)

76 49 days left.

Stay strapped in.

Time to associate this lying, demented, godless commie sack of shit's actions to every ordinary, dumbass, godless commie libtard for supporting this anti-American, grifting piece of shit. Open mockery, ridicule and calumny should be directed at them without mercy.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 02, 2024 12:28 PM (ufFY8)

77 9 Let's see how long Hunter stays clean and sober. I give it 5 years at most.
Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at December 02, 2024 12:19 PM (DJ7uY)

Years??? How about weeks. Or maybe days.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 02, 2024 12:22 PM (KcwUg)
---
He's probably well into his celebration bender even as we write these comments...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 02, 2024 12:28 PM (7fElN)

78 A year from now, l'il Hunter will be staring at us through the bars of his cell in some state slammer. He is a complete loser and won't change his ways anytime soon.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 02, 2024 12:28 PM (W/lyH)

79 Hunter Biden has his pardon, but he no longer has any way to earn money.

Bagman. All the sordid details of the crimes committed by government officials where I ran the money. By Hunter Biden.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 02, 2024 12:28 PM (ExV1e)

80 Is Joe dying? Would that explain the pardon now?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at December 02, 2024 12:29 PM (kTd/k)

81 Scott Jennings says in his CNN clip that the Hunter pardon is the worst thing he could do to his party right now. After the coup, I don't think he or Jill give two figs about the party. I look forward to more shivs in the side from the Bidens, to kill off whatever integrity/moral high ground the dems might think they have left, at this point, so they can no longer use it against Trump.

The lady scrunt on the panel is offended he calls people like her "brain rot" people. This is what they have been calling all the Trump voters since last month! All the former dems that voted Trump, all the minorities that voted for him. Sorry you get a little of what you've ben dishing out handed to you.

Posted by: LizLem, Lord of the Rings and the Reckonings at December 02, 2024 12:29 PM (wcIbG)

82 Scott Jennings always brings it!

The "how dare you insult me" stuff is beyond rich. Funny how she immediately assumed he was talking about her.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 02, 2024 12:29 PM (xCA6C)

83 Only can wear the FJB hat for another couple months.

Sad!

Nah. Some things never go out of style.

Posted by: Oddbob at December 02, 2024 12:29 PM (/y8xj)

84 Is Joe dying? Would that explain the pardon now?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at December 02, 2024 12:29 PM (kTd/k)
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The fear was of Joe dying before he left office, I suspect.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 02, 2024 12:29 PM (tT6L1)

85 >>> 78 A year from now, l'il Hunter will be staring at us through the bars of his cell in some state slammer. He is a complete loser and won't change his ways anytime soon.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 02, 2024 12:28 PM (W/lyH)

From your lips... for that matter, how many of the soon-to-be-pardoned are similarly unable to resist doing illegal shit, including things that are state crimes?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 02, 2024 12:30 PM (KcwUg)

86 Ace, are you the one doing the Dank Brandon bits? They are brilliant. I actually laughed out loud at "More dong pics than a Chinese yearbook."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 02, 2024 12:30 PM (J2vNu)

87 All (D) lie.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2024 12:30 PM (gbOdA)

88
I'd like to know from one of you Moron shysters if the pardon cancels out his 5th amendment rights. I mean, since he's protected by the pardon, can he be compelled to testify on crimes he might have committed?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 02, 2024 12:30 PM (y9nCu)

89 43 So can Hunter be compelled to testify in trials and depositions? Does he still have a 5A right after a pardon?
Posted by: gp Voted His Way Out Of That at December 02, 2024 12:24 PM (XYJTg)

I don't know, man. 5 Amps is a lot. If he can even still talk at all after that, he probably will.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 02, 2024 12:30 PM (VoAdT)

90 53 how long Hunter stays clean and sober. I give it 5 years at most.

Dog years.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 02, 2024 12:25 PM (67maw)

My wife the medical profession called bs on that guy being clean in all those pics they showed last night. She knows a crackhead alkie when she sees one.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 02, 2024 12:31 PM (OA79/)

91 Well, I guess if Hunter somehow contracted cholera, his "art" output would increase dramatically.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 02, 2024 12:28 PM

Excellent tie-in to the Art Thread.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 02, 2024 12:31 PM (ZANHd)

92 Ah yes, the old "you have to add 1 to the count" situation. Thanks.
Posted by: ace

Holy sh*t, ace read my comment! I AM SOMEBODY!!

Posted by: Oddbob at December 02, 2024 12:31 PM (/y8xj)

93 Hunter's new life with no Family name to sell is the ending of Boogie Nights. Hunter is a 3rd rate Dirk Diggler getting paid by perverts to whack his w**nie for pennies. Pr*ck.

Posted by: Nelly at December 02, 2024 12:31 PM (bcr4y)

94
Hunter says his cleaned-up ass is all about helping others now like he's a sainted benefactor of the poor.

12 Months to the O.D., tops.

Posted by: Auspex at December 02, 2024 12:31 PM (j4U/Z)

95 Wind Up Workin' in a Gas Station
- Frank Zappa
Posted by: wth

Workin' at the Car Wash Blues
-- Jim Croce

Posted by: Bulg at December 02, 2024 12:31 PM (v6JzV)

96 The only positive I can take from this is that Hunter now has no way to make any money. Any he has been able to accumulate will soon be lost to his dissolute lifestyle. I am sure the sobriety will only last til he no longer has access to the White House, AF1, Camp David, the SS etc. It was only to make sure he got this pardon.
Karma

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 02, 2024 12:31 PM (t/2Uw)

97 When they cut into the TV show last night they talking head went on to make it absolutely clear that even though hunter lied on his federal firearms form, no one else has ever been federally prosecuted for doing so without a related violent weapons charge. Is this true?

Only because the Feebs refuse to do their actual jobs.

After all, those laws were never intended to be enforced against criminals. They were intended to be used as a convenient stick with which to beat Americans.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at December 02, 2024 12:31 PM (hB7mE)

98 Last coke and stripper thread?

Posted by: gKWVE at December 02, 2024 12:32 PM (gKWVE)

99 CBD has tortured us with a lot of shitty art, but at least it wasn't literal shit art.
Posted by: Septic Sid

I have to defend CBD's choices here. From time to time he did post paintings of French lesbians.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 02, 2024 12:32 PM (vO42M)

100 Is Joe dying? Would that explain the pardon now?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at December 02, 2024 12:29 PM (kTd/k)

We’re all dying. Oh you meant soon…. My take is Biden is the sort of nasty old cuss whose brain is dying much faster than his body. In the end he might rival Jimmuh for prez longevity… in diapers. They’ll wheel him out to vote for AOC in 2032….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 02, 2024 12:32 PM (YobFY)

101 Next up Wray, McCabe, Vindman....

Posted by: ... at December 02, 2024 12:32 PM (6USHL)

102 I don't think you can fully judge a family without looking at the positive qualities of the people in it. The Biden Family has a long-standing tradition of existence to its members and to the credit card community at large.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at December 02, 2024 12:32 PM (Aqu9a)

103 68 Any POTUS will pardon their own blood, doesn't matter which side of the political divide they inhabit

it's just human nature
Posted by: kallisto at December 02, 2024 12:27 PM (dCxaZ)
So President Trump may end up having to pardon Barron after dems frame him for being too tall for a white guy?

Posted by: Eromero at December 02, 2024 12:32 PM (jgmnb)

104 Is Joe dying? Would that explain the pardon now?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at December 02, 2024 12:29 PM (kTd/k)

———————

I think sentencing was scheduled for 12/12/24 which would explain the timing.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 02, 2024 12:32 PM (u73oe)

105 On day 1 Trump should just start issuing ransom pardons for crimes no one was ever accused of. Like pardon Steven Spielberg for desecrating a corpse, Patrick Mahomes for stealing coral from the great barrier reef, and Adam Kinzinger for being a chode....well guess the last is true.

Posted by: Rbastid at December 02, 2024 12:32 PM (d6bvv)

106 If I recall correctly, part of the payout for Hunter's custody settlement for his out of wedlock little girl was the baby momma got some of his paintings. I hope she turned around and resold them fast. Come January 20, their value is gonna tank hard.

Posted by: LizLem, Lord of the Rings and the Reckonings at December 02, 2024 12:32 PM (wcIbG)

107 Let's see how long Hunter stays clean and sober. I give it 5 years at most.
Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at December 02, 2024 12:19 PM (DJ7uY)

What ever gave you the idea he is clean and sober now?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2024 12:32 PM (6Pt9f)

108 Joe dying? Would that explain the pardon now?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at December 02, 2024 12:29 PM (kTd/k)

Thanksgiving weekend is all the explanation you need.

Posted by: ... at December 02, 2024 12:32 PM (6USHL)

109 >>>86 Ace, are you the one doing the Dank Brandon bits? They are brilliant. I actually laughed out loud at "More dong pics than a Chinese yearbook."

no, i wish. I should really learn how to work the Cheapfake programs.

Posted by: ace at December 02, 2024 12:33 PM (KRtlO)

110 Mornin' Ace.

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2024 12:33 PM (vGiQ3)

111 77 9 Let's see how long Hunter stays clean and sober. I give it 5 years at most.
Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at December 02, 2024 12:19 PM (DJ7uY)

Years??? How about weeks. Or maybe days.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 02, 2024 12:22 PM (KcwUg)
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He's probably well into his celebration bender even as we write these comments...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 02, 2024 12:28 PM (7fElN)

Yep he beat the rap and irs party town now.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 02, 2024 12:33 PM (OA79/)

112 Ace, are you the one doing the Dank Brandon bits? They are brilliant. I actually laughed out loud at "More dong pics than a Chinese yearbook."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 02, 2024 12:30 PM

Why you break my balls like that?!

Posted by: Long Duc Dong at December 02, 2024 12:33 PM (ZANHd)

113 My wife the medical profession called bs on that guy being clean in all those pics they showed last night. She knows a crackhead alkie when she sees one.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 02, 2024 12:31 PM (OA79/)

He did look pretty stoned at Disneyland but I'll give him a pass on that - you need industrial strength drugs to survive Disneyland.

Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at December 02, 2024 12:33 PM (DJ7uY)

114 None of the people claiming Biden had too much h character to pardon his son, actually believed what they were saying. He's been a creep, and corrupt for decades. But so are they. It's a club we aren't in. What are they going to say when he pardon his whole family down to the grandchildren. They were unfairly targeted!!!! Oh the sadz!!!. They are a mob family. Fbi and doj allow it with cover from the press. It's institutional rot and corruption. They are defending the rotation because they all feed at the trough.

Posted by: Bottom line at December 02, 2024 12:34 PM (EY4oe)

115 Saw this on X.



"Ironically, Democrats impeached then-President Donald Trump in 2019 for asking Ukraine to investigate the Bidens for crimes that Biden has now pardoned his son for committing."

Posted by: WisRich at December 02, 2024 12:34 PM (G0vdT)

116 >> Any POTUS will pardon their own blood, doesn't matter which side of the political divide they inhabit


Pretty sure that hasn't always been the case.

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2024 12:34 PM (vGiQ3)

117 @65

>>how would SCOTUS rule?

Probably in the most ridiculous, convoluted and anti-Constituional way as possible.

Forget about Wide Latina and Jumanji, I'd like to see Kagen, Not Up To Speed And Mr. Arbitrary and Capricious's rulings.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 02, 2024 12:34 PM (XV/Pl)

118 then we get to hear the left declare how of course the president can pardon himself.
Posted by: Sturmtoddler at December 02, 2024 12:22 PM (nXhwP)

Interestingly, I believe the 34 FELONY CONVICTIONS is based on "violating a state law which involved violating a different state law which involved violating a federal law". A federal law which the feds said wasn't violated. If Trump were to pardon himself, would that invalidate even the spectacular foolishness of that conviction?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 02, 2024 12:34 PM (ExV1e)

119 >Maguire said renting to Hunter "was a big mistake" and called him an "absolute shit bag."

Oh bullshit. "Aw shucks, he took advantage of us poor folk!"

Yeah right. You knew he was a shitbag. This was just an attempt at quid pro quo that didn't work out in your favor. Get wrecked, oligarch.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at December 02, 2024 12:35 PM (y4o0q)

120 If a suit were brought to SCOTUS saying that Person X should be tried for a crime committed in period a-z under which Person X received a pardon for all federal crimes, but the crime was not listed in the pardon and only discovered after the pardon was issued, how would SCOTUS rule?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at December 02, 2024 12:26 PM (GBKbO)

with roberts?

no standing....

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at December 02, 2024 12:35 PM (nXhwP)

121 Hey Pops. I've decided to become a trailer park manager. The whole family can be together!
Will you spring for it?

Posted by: Hunter Biden, Artiste at December 02, 2024 12:35 PM (v0R5T)

122 Joe Biden is going to issue a sweeping set of pardons over the next two months to stymie the incoming
PDJT Justice Department.

It will either be a laundry list of all the the Russiagate, Ukraine impeachment, censorship, missing unaccompanied minors, laptop letter 55 (51 + 4 anonymous), COVID lockdown, Wuhan lab GOF, along with all of the subsequent perjury, at FBI, State, CIA, State, DARPA, NIH, DHS, etc..

Or just everyone. Every current and former federal employee over the past ten years.

Laying down my marker. All of them will be pardoned.

Posted by: Candidus at December 02, 2024 12:35 PM (QDUXX)

123 35
1. The check's in the mail.

2. I will not pardon my son, Hunter Biden.

3. I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.
Posted by: Joseph Robinette Biden at December 02, 2024 12:22 PM (Aqu9a)

4. Ashley I'm just going to put the tip in

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at December 02, 2024 12:35 PM (k1E2D)

124


He did it in the shower with his 12-year-old daughter.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2024 12:35 PM (x0n13)

125 106 If I recall correctly, part of the payout for Hunter's custody settlement for his out of wedlock little girl was the baby momma got some of his paintings. I hope she turned around and resold them fast. Come January 20, their value is gonna tank hard.
Posted by: LizLem, Lord of the Rings and the Reckonings at December 02, 2024 12:32 PM (wcIbG)

They ain't worth shit unless you buy them from hunter himself. She should just forgive the debt against hunter so he haz to pay taxes on the amount owed...after Joe leaves office.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 02, 2024 12:35 PM (OA79/)

126 Imagine what a comprehensive audit of the Ukraine grift would uncover.

The really controversial pardons will come 1/19 when Biden pardons himself, his brother James, and a lot of other pure, unadulterated D.C. garbage and trash.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 02, 2024 12:35 PM (CaELB)

127 36 Only can wear the FJB hat for another couple months.
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Yeah, I hate to have to remove my "Impeach Puddinhead" bumper sticker.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 02, 2024 12:35 PM (paSBy)

128 The only people who believed he wouldn't pardon Hunter are and have been delusional for years. It's either that or they have been lying to themselves and is their whole lives Democrat voters.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 02, 2024 12:22 PM (O2xWH)

Edited for brevity.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 02, 2024 12:35 PM (ExV1e)

129 Hunter took a hit of coke pretty obviously on the balcony of the White House a couple of years ago. The idea he was ever clean is ludicrous. Heck, the rehab stint was nothing more than performance art which included photos of lapses while supposedly in rehab.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 02, 2024 12:36 PM (tT6L1)

130 I have a slightly different take:

1. I knew with 100% certainty that Joey Shitbrains was gonna pardon this degenerate junkie slimedick. Anyone who thought otherwise is incredibly naive at best.

2. It's outrageous and corrupt, but that's what it is. For Dumocrap presidents, the pardon power is always for sale or to tie up loose ends. Hard to get excited about it when it happens every time.

3. This might actually be a good thing because it closes the door. Hopefully this means that we can flush this whole stinking slimy scumbag family of putrid perverts and criminals down the shitter once and for all come Trump's inauguration.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 02, 2024 12:36 PM (iFTx/)

131 When they cut into the TV show last night they talking head went on to make it absolutely clear that even though hunter lied on his federal firearms form, no one else has ever been federally prosecuted for doing so without a related violent weapons charge. Is this true?


What they meant to say was no other presidential family member has been prosecuted.
It's like illegals, for the Dems, only some laws matter.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 02, 2024 12:36 PM (W/lyH)

132 i wonder how many dem d.a.s and atty gen types are gearing up to bring charges again trump family members that trump can't pardon. just saying i'm wondering

Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 02, 2024 12:36 PM (CWTWj)

133 That thing this old rapist promised he wouldn't do in your mouth?

Plot twist, he did it in your mouth.

Hey this is about me isn't it?

Posted by: Andrew Gillum at December 02, 2024 12:37 PM (oZhjI)

134 Open the Joseph R Biden, Jr. Presidential Library next to a bail bonds business ... and then zone the surrounding area out to a radius of three blocks so that nothing but bail bonds businesses can be located there.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 02, 2024 12:24 PM

---------------

I'm envisioning Hunter hired by Soros to direct & drive the first if it's kind: The Biden Mobile Presidential Library -- a DeLorean perpetually filled with free blow -- from city to city and town to town, as well as nation to nation over the F. Joe Memorial Intercontinental Bridge.

Posted by: ShainS -- Looks Like VOTE HARDER Actually Worked This Time at December 02, 2024 12:37 PM (P55sr)

135 It’s not a well known part of history but George Washington was the first prez to issue a pardon; he pardoned himself for lying about cutting down the cherry tree…. My word as a Biden….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 02, 2024 12:37 PM (YobFY)

136 Are we sure that Hunter's feces painting wasn't just made of avocados?

Posted by: Beto at December 02, 2024 12:37 PM (v6JzV)

137
As I wrote this morning, Joey pardoned himself by proxy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2024 12:37 PM (x0n13)

138 see the update about Hunter attempting to pay off a $300,000 debt with his own feces.

Well, I guess if Hunter somehow contracted cholera, his "art" output would increase dramatically.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 02, 2024 12:28 PM (xCA6C)

I have cornered the market on this art form.

Posted by: Zombie Jackson Pollock at December 02, 2024 12:37 PM (Aqu9a)

139 So can Hunter be compelled to testify in trials and depositions? Does he still have a 5A right after a pardon?
Posted by: gp Voted His Way Out Of That at December 02, 2024 12:24 PM (XYJTg)

He still has the right. Arguably, he cannot claim it since he cannot endanger himself with his testimony. He could, however, claim responsibility for everything and, unless they can prove he's lying, do nothing to him.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 02, 2024 12:38 PM (ExV1e)

140 Never doubted for a moment that Biden would pardon his son for his influence peddling, lies, fraud, etc., etc.,

The Biden lied to everyone, friends, family members, government officers, government employees, his staff, the public, and his MSM lackeys.

Warren G. Harding is off the hook.

Posted by: mrp at December 02, 2024 12:38 PM (rj6Yv)

141 >>> CBD has tortured us with a lot of shitty art, but at least it wasn't literal shit art.
Posted by: Septic Sid

I don't think works like "Piss Christ" have ever been featured on the art thread, unless I'm missing a week where we were super bad. If he hasn't, I'm grateful that even at our most depraved, CBD still has lines he won't cross in punishing us.

Has CBD ever featured Duchamp's Fountain, the urinal piece of art trash? I despise that piece and all it stands for, even though I get the symbolism, because of its contribution to the decline of modern art.

Posted by: LizLem, Lord of the Rings and the Reckonings at December 02, 2024 12:38 PM (wcIbG)

142 You gotta know, that with this pardon talk, the dems will go after Barron with a vengeance.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 02, 2024 12:38 PM (W/lyH)

143 This is my lack of shock face.

It looks a lot like my normal face.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at December 02, 2024 12:38 PM (xcxpd)

144 This pardon does NOT apply to anything that Hunter wasn't already charged with.

Yes the president has unlimited pardon power at the federal level, but you can't just pardon someone for "whatever"

Hunter needs to be charged at the federal level for Burisma bribery AND set with minors brought in from overseas in human trafficking.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 02, 2024 12:38 PM (oZhjI)

145
3. This might actually be a good thing because it closes the door. Hopefully this means that we can flush this whole stinking slimy scumbag family of putrid perverts and criminals down the shitter once and for all come Trump's inauguration.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 02, 2024 12:36 PM (iFTx/)

Afterwards…. “Shitter’s full!” — Cousin Eddie

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 02, 2024 12:38 PM (YobFY)

146 Workin' at the Car Wash Blues
-- Jim Croce
Posted by: Bulg at December 02, 2024

***
"And the boss don't mind sometimes if you act the fool!"
( -- Rose Royce)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 02, 2024 12:39 PM (J2vNu)

147 My great fear is that the Delaware Art Museum in Wilmington will sell off their extensive John Sloan collection to buy Hunter Dung Art. That would be a travesty.

Posted by: Ashcan School Rules! at December 02, 2024 12:39 PM (nS6qG)

148 I remember when DU insisted that Trump would pardon himself and that Biden would never pardon Hunter because Hunter had done nothing wrong and had apologized for it, anyway.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at December 02, 2024 12:39 PM (GBKbO)

149 Of Brandon really want to screw with the dreams who kicked him to the curb he pardons all the j6 prisoners and doesn't pardon all of his administrators... Mayorkas,, wray, fauci better start looking over their shoulders.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 02, 2024 12:39 PM (O2xWH)

150 how freaking high must you be to even think of making a painting from your own shit? first you have to poop, collect the shit and then what? mix it with water and paint? I mean, WTF already.

Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at December 02, 2024 12:39 PM (DJ7uY)

151 Joe Biden wins, bigly.

He's a dumb, nasty non-entity, has been his entire "career", was incomprehensibly kept in his Senate seat, then even more incomprehensibly picked for VP by the most ridiculous prez candidate in history, *then* absolutely defying comprehension nominated for prez and exceeding the capacity of English to express bewilderment, elected prez. (well, sort of, maybe)

Biden has never been correct, or interesting, or courageous, or anything but stupid and arrogant about anything in his entire career. His "presidency" was as damaging, ridiculous, lawless and corrupt as one would have expected.

His family has looted and grifted to wealth, with no consequences. His "approval rating" at exit will be double that of actually effective consequential non-corrupt presidents. Joe wins.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 02, 2024 12:39 PM (1m82a)

152 I expect Joe to pardon cabinet secretaries and heads of departments. DHS, HHS, CIA, FBI, etc. the ones shitting bricks right now are the second in command guys. No way to turn on your boss to save your own skin if they’ve been pardoned.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 02, 2024 12:39 PM (u73oe)

153 137
As I wrote this morning, Joey pardoned himself by proxy.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2024 12:37 PM (x0n13)

But Hunter would not be able to invoke self-incrimination, no? Joe will pardon Joe. Mark it.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 02, 2024 12:39 PM (CaELB)

154 Hunter is the smartest man Joe knows.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at December 02, 2024 12:39 PM (kTd/k)

155 The Marco Polo 636 page tome devotes about 25% of its volume to the transactions of 40 shell companies Hunter was involved in for over a decade (2011 to 2020). It shows all four Biden families pulling in millions. There has to be dozens of unrelated people involved.

Posted by: DanMan at December 02, 2024 12:40 PM (8uzBS)

156 >>This pardon does NOT apply to anything that Hunter wasn't already charged with.


I believe you are gonna lost that argument.

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2024 12:40 PM (vGiQ3)

157
I hope the retired Bidens draw the Elite Fat Chick with Gun Handling Issues Secret Service detail when they leave office.

Posted by: Auspex at December 02, 2024 12:40 PM (j4U/Z)

158 Did Obama give Joe the green light to pardon Hunter? If he did, why? I don't believe he gives a single fuck about the Biden family.

I like to believe Obama's been crying in a corner since the election, what with his 4th term being lost. I really doubt given the animosity he has towards Joe that he'd encourage them to pardon Hunter.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 02, 2024 12:40 PM (2ocoG)

159 142 You gotta know, that with this pardon talk, the dems will go after Barron with a vengeance.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 02, 2024 12:38 PM (W/lyH)

For what thought? I don't think he even has a girlfriend yet.

Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at December 02, 2024 12:40 PM (DJ7uY)

160 The most corrupt "president" in American history.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 02, 2024 12:40 PM (d2bW3)

161 America, can I give you a shine?

Posted by: Joey Chattanooga Choo Choo Biden at December 02, 2024 12:40 PM (PT7Bh)

162 The only positive I can take from this is that Hunter now has no way to make any money. Any he has been able to accumulate will soon be lost to his dissolute lifestyle. I am sure the sobriety will only last til he no longer has access to the White House, AF1, Camp David, the SS etc. It was only to make sure he got this pardon.
Karma

The Bidens are rolling in ill-gotten tens of millions. Hunter might blow through his personal fortune, but FJB isn't long for this world, and in any case, I expect they'll set up some kind of trust for him so he can't squander the entire fortune at once.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 02, 2024 12:40 PM (xCA6C)

163 Shit Picasso > Shit Midas

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 02, 2024 12:41 PM (VoAdT)

164 >>But Hunter would not be able to invoke self-incrimination, no? Joe will pardon Joe. Mark it.


This is true. Hunter no longer has the 5th to hide behind, should he be called to testify.

He will have to do a LOT of not remembering.

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2024 12:41 PM (vGiQ3)

165
I'm envisioning Hunter hired by Soros to direct & drive the first if it's kind: The Biden Mobile Presidential Library -- a DeLorean perpetually filled with free blow -- from city to city and town to town, as well as nation to nation over the F. Joe Memorial Intercontinental Bridge.
Posted by: ShainS -- Looks Like VOTE HARDER Actually Worked This Time at December 02, 2024 12:37 PM (P55sr)

I'm thinking hunter in a beat up rv, pulling up to the white house on jan15th looking for more grift yelling "shitters full"!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 02, 2024 12:41 PM (OA79/)

166 When all is said and done, Joe Biden is going to make Adolph Hitler look like a clean, honest, and moral man.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at December 02, 2024 12:41 PM (17s+e)

167 The perfect and inevitable end to this rotted-out human being. A terrible indictment of our politics and the depraved democrat party that he was able to hold power for so long.

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 02, 2024 12:41 PM (ZlOcj)

168 126 Imagine what a comprehensive audit of the Ukraine grift would uncover.

The really controversial pardons will come 1/19 when Biden pardons himself, his brother James, and a lot of other pure, unadulterated D.C. garbage and trash.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 02, 2024 12:35 PM (CaELB)


Pelosi and Kerry offspring/relatives and them too.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2024 12:41 PM (x0n13)

169 You gotta know, that with this pardon talk, the dems will go after Barron with a vengeance.

On what grounds? I can see Don Jr. and Eric, but not Barron.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 02, 2024 12:42 PM (2ocoG)

170
He still has the right. Arguably, he cannot claim it since he cannot endanger himself with his testimony. He could, however, claim responsibility for everything and, unless they can prove he's lying, do nothing to him.

in 'Stan a soldier had killed a jihadi in hand to hand combat after he tried to assist said jihadi and the jihadi attacked him.

The JAG core lined up to destroy the guy - because killing jihadis is not what are soldiers are supposed to do...

Anyway they got to a fellow soldier that was serving with the guy and offered him full immunity for testifying. Unfortunately for the JAGs this guy was smart. When they got him on the stand he claimed HE had killed the jihadi not the soldier the JAGs were going after. HAHAHAH....brilliant.

I don't think Hunter is that smart here though TBH anyway

Posted by: 18-1 at December 02, 2024 12:42 PM (oZhjI)

171 Are there any legal history nerds here who can comment on the vague, sweeping nature of Full Diaper Joe's pardon of Hunter? Is there precedent for someone being pardoned for anything and everything within a large period of time?

I'm not even close to a legal scholar, but I am pretty sure there were some broad pardons after the Civil War. I think there was discussion about Nixon pardoning himself and whether that would be possible.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 02, 2024 12:42 PM (Odg76)

172 Didn't he also bankrupt the unfrozen caveman lawyer guy? Kevin something?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 02, 2024 12:42 PM (Dm8we)

173 Interestingly, I believe the 34 FELONY CONVICTIONS is based on "violating a state law which involved violating a different state law which involved violating a federal law". A federal law which the feds said wasn't violated. If Trump were to pardon himself, would that invalidate even the spectacular foolishness of that conviction?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 02, 2024 12:34 PM (ExV1e)

dear god, that would be so epic. i'm not sure there's enough popcorn for the lefty heads that would explode over that one... lol

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at December 02, 2024 12:42 PM (nXhwP)

174 It would be amusing if Joe pardoned Mitt Romney.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at December 02, 2024 12:43 PM (kTd/k)

175 Only can wear the FJB hat for another couple months.
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Yeah, I hate to have to remove my "Impeach Puddinhead" bumper sticker.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 02, 2024 12:35 PM (paSBy)

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I should be selling "Hunter Biden 2028!" bumper snickers.

Posted by: ShainS -- Looks Like VOTE HARDER Actually Worked This Time at December 02, 2024 12:43 PM (GSWdr)

176 The wrong son died....

Posted by: Stateless at December 02, 2024 12:43 PM (jvJvP)

177 I sure hope that when Biden finally does kick, they don't plant him in Arlington.

Posted by: Bulg at December 02, 2024 12:43 PM (v6JzV)

178 For what thought? I don't think he even has a girlfriend yet.
Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at December 02, 2024 12:40 PM (DJ7uY)
--------------

Since when did innocence matter to leftists?

Remember, leftists are always on about how kids are off limits, unless they're the children of Republicans.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 02, 2024 12:43 PM (tT6L1)

179 Brennan, Hayden, Strzok, Weissman, Comey, et al - don't be surprised if comprehensive pardons are coming for all of them. Plus some names from the IC and FBI that aren't as well known. It will be quite stupid of them not to do such pardons. It would ensure the horrendous chapter in which they turned the US into Zimbabwe and burned down the institutions will never have consequences for the perps.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 02, 2024 12:43 PM (1m82a)

180 Hunter's art is more valuable than his father's word, though they are both made of the same stuff.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 02, 2024 12:43 PM (eESn8)

181 This means that Hunter is now free to disclose and admit that it was his bag of cocaine found in the White House, amirite?

Posted by: ShainS -- Looks Like VOTE HARDER Actually Worked This Time at December 02, 2024 12:43 PM (GSWdr)

182 I expect Joe to pardon cabinet secretaries and heads of departments. DHS, HHS, CIA, FBI, etc. the ones shitting bricks right now are the second in command guys. No way to turn on your boss to save your own skin if they’ve been pardoned.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 02, 2024 12:39 PM (u73oe)

So do I. Not being a lawyer, does a presidential pardon take immediate effect, or does it require the pardonee to formally accept the pardon?

Posted by: mrp at December 02, 2024 12:43 PM (rj6Yv)

183 vGiQ3)

157
I hope the retired Bidens draw the Elite Fat Chick with Gun Handling Issues Secret Service detail when they leave office.
Posted by: Auspex at December 02, 2024 12:40 PM (j4U/Z)


Tanned rested and ready.

Posted by: Agent kanna holsterit at December 02, 2024 12:44 PM (OA79/)

184 You probably already read this in the paper, Ace or online, and I posted it already, but this is part of what Miranda Devine said in the "NY Post":

In an amusing twist, the president explained away all his lies to the American people by lying about his lying: “For my entire career I have followed a simple principle: just tell the American people the truth.”

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2024 12:44 PM (Ecw+G)

185 how freaking high must you be to even think of making a painting from your own shit? first you have to poop, collect the shit and then what? mix it with water and paint? I mean, WTF already.
Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals

I don't have to be high.

Posted by: Captain Splatter at December 02, 2024 12:44 PM (v0R5T)

186 When all is said and done, Joe Biden is going to make Adolph Hitler look like a clean, honest, and moral man.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at December 02, 2024

***
Adolf was at least kind to animals. What's Hunter's record in that department?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 02, 2024 12:44 PM (J2vNu)

187 Hunter may be "exempt" but what about the rest of the grifting Family ?

Posted by: It's me donna at December 02, 2024 12:44 PM (IyPmt)

188
Since when did innocence matter to leftists?

Remember, leftists are always on about how kids are off limits, unless they're the children of Republicans.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 02, 2024 12:43 PM (tT6L1)

True. Though going after Barron would incur the wrath of Melania and I suspect she will be frightening in her mama bear mode.

Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at December 02, 2024 12:44 PM (DJ7uY)

189 Propose a constitutional amendment, name it the Joe Biden corruption amendment for all history to see, and block presidents from pardoning their family members.
Would democrats really be against that with trump in office? No, methinks the Joe Biden corruption amendment would actually pass.
All future textbooks would then echo with what the Joe Biden corruption act is, and why it had to be passed, and we can piss on old man bidens grave for a thousand years

Posted by: FunkySeeFunkyDo at December 02, 2024 12:44 PM (N9pvH)

190 I can see pardons for everyone at the DOJ and FBI just to avoid the public prosecutions.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 02, 2024 12:44 PM (eESn8)

191 This is true. Hunter no longer has the 5th to hide behind, should he be called to testify.

He will have to do a LOT of not remembering.

He's a junkie, so of course his memory will be utterly unreliable. It's a pretty neat self-enclosed system of corruption.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 02, 2024 12:45 PM (xCA6C)

192 Pelosi and Kerry offspring/relatives and them too.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2024 12:41 PM (x0n13)

Din't forget Mittens.

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 02, 2024 12:45 PM (CIS44)

193 does a presidential pardon take immediate effect, or does it require the pardonee to formally accept the pardon?
Posted by: mrp

Didn't Trump pardon Martha Stewart, and she refused to accept it?

Posted by: Bulg at December 02, 2024 12:45 PM (v6JzV)

194 152 I expect Joe to pardon cabinet secretaries and heads of departments. DHS, HHS, CIA, FBI, etc. the ones shitting bricks right now are the second in command guys. No way to turn on your boss to save your own skin if they’ve been pardoned.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 02, 2024 12:39 PM (u73oe)

========

That'd be an interesting legacy: "I pardoned my entire cabinet for crimes I refuse to specify."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at December 02, 2024 12:45 PM (GBKbO)

195 how freaking high must you be to even think of making a painting from your own shit? first you have to poop, collect the shit and then what? mix it with water and paint? I mean, WTF already.
Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals

***
"The Cholera Was to Blame!"
( -- Hunter Biden, probably)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 02, 2024 12:45 PM (J2vNu)

196

Ah they get the blacks in the media to spread the lies, and dumb white women.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at December 02, 2024 12:45 PM (et1vG)

197 185 how freaking high must you be to even think of making a painting from your own shit? first you have to poop, collect the shit and then what? mix it with water and paint? I mean, WTF already.
Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals

I don't have to be high.
Posted by: Captain Splatter at December 02, 2024 12:44 PM (v0R5T)



Look up a piece called "Merda L'artista." An actual turd in a can from an Italian artist at NYC's MoMA.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2024 12:45 PM (x0n13)

198 He not only did it in your mouth, he said it is a good thing. Hope you understand. Beau.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 02, 2024 12:45 PM (HsOwE)

199 The wrong son died....

Posted by: Stateless
==

Nope, Bow was just a big a shit bag as Hunter, the details just hadn't had time to come out.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at December 02, 2024 12:46 PM (17s+e)

200 You gotta know, that with this pardon talk, the dems will go after Barron with a vengeance.

On what grounds? I can see Don Jr. and Eric, but not Barron.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 02, 2024 12:42 PM (2ocoG)
***

Because he is the one who is vulnerable.
He's an 18 year old young man. Off to college. They will do their damnedest to set him up and make sure there are lots of camera there.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 02, 2024 12:46 PM (W/lyH)

201 This is humiliating for Brandon, at least. And ya know, I bet if they hadn't sicced LTC Bearclaw on Trump and impeached him over that perfect phone call, it probably wouldn't have come to this.

It has all the hallmarks of the Trump Curse, actually.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 02, 2024 12:46 PM (7oYYI)

202 195 how freaking high must you be to even think of making a painting from your own shit? first you have to poop, collect the shit and then what? mix it with water and paint? I mean, WTF already.
Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals

***
"The Cholera Was to Blame!"
( -- Hunter Biden, probably)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 02, 2024 12:45 PM (J2vNu)



The Bidens are at least Blue Cholera, not White Cholera!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2024 12:47 PM (x0n13)

203 Score another one for the rightwing conspiracy nuts.

>>@COVIDSelect
COVID-19 ORIGINS

>>A lab-related incident involving dangerous gain-of-function research in China is the most likely origin of the COVID-19 pandemic.

>>EcoHealth Alliance Inc. used U.S. taxpayer dollars to facilitate gain-of-function research in Wuhan, China. READ MORE

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2024 12:47 PM (LkLld)

204 Look up a piece called "Merda L'artista." An actual turd in a can from an Italian artist at NYC's MoMA.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2024 12:45 PM (x0n13)

Tell us what was so great about NYC culture again, JJ!?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 02, 2024 12:47 PM (HsOwE)

205 Brennan, Hayden, Strzok, Weissman, Comey, et al - don't be surprised if comprehensive pardons are coming for all of them. Plus some names from the IC and FBI that aren't as well known. It will be quite stupid of them not to do such pardons. It would ensure the horrendous chapter in which they turned the US into Zimbabwe and burned down the institutions will never have consequences for the perps.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 02, 2024 12:43 PM
(1m82a)

------------------

Are Wetwork Operatives obligated to respect pardons given to straight-up traitors?

Asking for a friend ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Looks Like VOTE HARDER Actually Worked This Time at December 02, 2024 12:47 PM (GSWdr)

206 My understanding from the legal pundits is that Hunter cannot be prosecuted for any old crimes. However, he can be subpoenaed to appear before Congress, be asked questions regarding his involvement in said crimes and his family’s involvement, and he cannot use the Fifth as he cannot incriminate himself when he has the protection of the pardon. If he lies, that’s a brand new charge outside of the pardon. If he refuses to cooperate, another new charge.

Posted by: Jen the original at December 02, 2024 12:48 PM (qe8qn)

207 How does it go
Never been charged for a crime yet open pardon?
Not too guilty

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2024 12:48 PM (Pdbv+)

208 >>> You gotta know, that with this pardon talk, the dems will go after Barron with a vengeance.

I loved that someone this weekend said that Barron was a more astute political advisor than all the advisors they hired to run the Biden/Kamala campaigns.

I'm sure they blame Barron for losing the dems the Dudebro vote, and not Kamala's failure to go on Rogan, or the attack against strong males that the dems have done the last ten years. Narcissists cannot do humility or self critique well. But if they do blame him, I'll note they are willing to attack a son of a president under 20 years old, for stuff he didn't do, instead of hold a 40+ year old bagman son of a president accountable for the things he DID do.

Posted by: LizLem, Lord of the Rings and the Reckonings at December 02, 2024 12:48 PM (wcIbG)

209 The wrong son died....

Posted by: Stateless
==

Nope, Bow was just a big a shit bag as Hunter, the details just hadn't had time to come out.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at December 02, 2024

***
With a model like Joe, beau had only two ways to go: completely reject his father and his grifting ways, or take the easy path and go along. I leave the determination of which he chose as an exercise for the student.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 02, 2024 12:48 PM (J2vNu)

210 Adolf was at least kind to animals. What's Hunter's record in that department?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere
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Don't ask for any gerbils to testify FOR Hunter.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at December 02, 2024 12:48 PM (17s+e)

211 >>how freaking high must you be to even think of making a painting from your own shit? first you have to poop, collect the shit and then what? mix it with water and paint? I mean, WTF already.


Spoiler Alert: Hunter is the actual Bio-Weapons Lab.

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2024 12:48 PM (vGiQ3)

212 206 My understanding from the legal pundits is that Hunter cannot be prosecuted for any old crimes. However, he can be subpoenaed to appear before Congress, be asked questions regarding his involvement in said crimes and his family’s involvement, and he cannot use the Fifth as he cannot incriminate himself when he has the protection of the pardon. If he lies, that’s a brand new charge outside of the pardon. If he refuses to cooperate, another new charge.
Posted by: Jen the original at December 02, 2024 12:48 PM (qe8qn)

=======

"I do not recall."
-The Hillary Clinton defense

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at December 02, 2024 12:48 PM (GBKbO)

213 When all is said and done, Joe Biden is going to make Adolph Hitler look like a clean, honest, and moral man.

LBJ's scheme of paying women to have fatherless children has been so successful at wrecking blacks that Hitler would probably be jealous. Karl Marx definitely would.

I'm not sure Joe Biden rises to that standard.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 02, 2024 12:49 PM (2ocoG)

214 Brandon isn't capable of humiliation. Too far gone for that sort of consciousness.

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 02, 2024 12:49 PM (ZlOcj)

215 What I do is put the canvas on a fan, turn it on, bend over and squirt.
Voila! Spin art.

Posted by: Captain Splatter at December 02, 2024 12:49 PM (v0R5T)

216 Man, if virtually every cabinet-level officer in the Biden administration receives a presidential pardon, it sure puts the J6 political prisoners in a new light, doesn't it? Puts the MSM through the wringer.

Posted by: mrp at December 02, 2024 12:49 PM (rj6Yv)

217 The Bidens are at least Blue Cholera, not White Cholera!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Clerical Cholera is the worst.

Posted by: Bulg at December 02, 2024 12:49 PM (v6JzV)

218 210 Adolf was at least kind to animals. What's Hunter's record in that department?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere
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Don't ask for any gerbils to testify FOR Hunter.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at December 02, 2024 12:48 PM (17s+e)



A mole in the bowels of the deep state?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2024 12:49 PM (x0n13)

219 The left are acting all shocked that Biden pardoned Hunter. They did the same thing when Clinton stole the silver when he left the White House.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 02, 2024 12:50 PM (leXm9)

220 The pardon going back to Burisma is an admission there was criminal activity involved.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at December 02, 2024 12:50 PM (82Ply)

221 153 137
As I wrote this morning, Joey pardoned himself by proxy.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2024 12:37 PM (x0n13)

But Hunter would not be able to invoke self-incrimination, no? Joe will pardon Joe. Mark it.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 02, 2024 12:39 PM (CaELB)

Temporarily back, due to extreme outrage from this development (not a surprise, however).

This should not stop Trump from investigating exactly how corrupt these people are. One of the benefits that Biden thinks he has with this pardon is that because there will be no charges, there's no need to dig into this any further. This is completely incorrect. The only way for Trump to ensure that he's effective past 2026 is to make the Republican majority even bigger after the midterms. The way to do that it to expose all of the Dem/MSM/RINO corruption that Hunter exemplifies. Do that, and you make the Dem brand radioactive in the same way that Abrahamoff did for Republicans when Pelosi tried (and succeeded) to become Speaker again during the Bush years. This is a great opportunity to do that. Because you know that Joe will pardon his brother James before he leaves office.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 02, 2024 12:50 PM (9TOMd)

222 If you have to buy Hunter Biden's feces to be "part of the club", you'd think that would be enough to indicate that you don't want to be part of that club.

Posted by: XTC at December 02, 2024 12:51 PM (UnA8+)

223 A mole in the bowels of the deep state?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


*pricks up ears*
-- Richard Gere

Posted by: Bulg at December 02, 2024 12:51 PM (v6JzV)

224 Laying down my marker. All of them will be pardoned.
Posted by: Candidus at December 02, 2024 12:35 PM (QDUXX)

I would not bet against you. Americans are about to learn how thoroughly corrupt this Banana Empire is. Trying to bring about a nuclear war may be an attempted preemption of the putrid sewage about to flow.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 02, 2024 12:51 PM (CaELB)

225 So why a 10 year coverage to the pardon when most federal crimes have a 5 year statue of limitations? Is it because murder, terrorism, sex crimes involving a minor, or treason aren't limited and can be charged anytime?

What interesting times we live in.

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at December 02, 2024 12:52 PM (Ft5W9)

226 These media tools pretending that Biden EVER had any morals are such political tools. It is to laugh.

He's always been a fucking grifter.

Posted by: Seems Legit at December 02, 2024 12:52 PM (jyAD3)

227 He threw the DOJ under the bus too, it's beautiful.

Posted by: steevy at December 02, 2024 12:52 PM (KQk9m)

228 Joe should have just pardoned him and said nothing more... Claiming that the law suits were "politically" motivated just showcases what was done to Trump under Biden...

Posted by: It's me donna at December 02, 2024 12:52 PM (IyPmt)

229 The left are acting all shocked that Biden pardoned Hunter. They did the same thing when Clinton stole the silver when he left the White House.

The DNC mouthpieces I've seen are openly celebrating the Hunter pardon and the media's trying to claim the only real problem is Republicans pouncing and seizing.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 02, 2024 12:52 PM (2ocoG)

230 Adolf was at least kind to animals. What's Hunter's record in that department?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

___________

He did test the cyanide on his dog. But at least he didn't strap anti-tank mines to them like Stalin.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 02, 2024 12:53 PM (Dm8we)

231 Though going after Barron would incur the wrath of Melania and I suspect she will be frightening in her mama bear mode.
Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at December 02, 2024 12:44 PM (DJ7uY)

Barron was given this on his eighteenth birthday.

https://is.gd/JlJ5Nd

They should be careful going after him.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 02, 2024 12:53 PM (ExV1e)

232 Don’t forget the bio weapons labs.

Metabiota.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at December 02, 2024 12:53 PM (eZwyX)

233 2 If you have to buy Hunter Biden's feces to be "part of the club", you'd think that would be enough to indicate that you don't want to be part of that club.
Posted by: XTC at December 02, 2024

***
Tell me about it

Posted by: William "Billy" Rubin at December 02, 2024 12:53 PM (J2vNu)

234 What I do is put the canvas on a fan, turn it on, bend over and squirt.
Voila! Spin art.
Posted by: Captain Splatter at December 02, 2024 12:49 PM

Ah, the SpirochaeteGraph.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 02, 2024 12:53 PM (ZANHd)

235 The wrong son died....
Posted by: Stateless at December 02, 2024 12:43 PM (jvJvP)

No. Beau was more competent, and would continue to be a threat.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2024 12:53 PM (6Pt9f)

236 >>> It would be amusing if Joe pardoned Mitt Romney.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at December 02, 2024 12:43 PM (kTd/k)

If Biden pardons Romney, or his son that was on the shady Ukranian board, I will lord that over all the prissy nevertrumper mormon voters I know! The ones who said Trump was too icky to vote for, and wished that clean as the driven snow, man of principle Romney could have been pres. They exist and are insufferable to talk to.

Posted by: LizLem, Lord of the Rings and the Reckonings at December 02, 2024 12:53 PM (wcIbG)

237 It will really be a sad day in "our democracy" if the people who constantly say they were all on the up and up with regard to the treatment of Trump all get blanket pardons despite never having been charged with a crime, while also doing it out of fear of retribution. It's all so crazy.

And they all think they are the good guys.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 02, 2024 12:53 PM (OA79/)

238 235 The wrong son died....
Posted by: Stateless at December 02, 2024 12:43 PM (jvJvP)

No. Beau was more competent, and would continue to be a threat.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2024 12:53 PM (6Pt9f)

=======

Pretty sure it's a reference to Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story.

Though, the quote is wrong.

"The wrong kid died!"

"I cut my brother....in half..."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at December 02, 2024 12:54 PM (GBKbO)

239
Help me understand this. A blanket pardon covers everything that these weasels haven't been charged with? So as the discovery of billions of dollars into the pockets of cabinet secretaries is theirs to keep, no take backs?

Posted by: Auspex at December 02, 2024 12:54 PM (j4U/Z)

240 how freaking high must you be to even think of making a painting from your own shit? first you have to poop, collect the shit and then what? mix it with water and paint? I mean, WTF already.
Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals

I don't have to be high.
Posted by: Captain Splatter at December 02, 2024 12:44 PM (v0R5T)



Look up a piece called "Merda L'artista." An actual turd in a can from an Italian artist at NYC's MoMA.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2024 12:45 PM (x0n13)
_________

The "art" world has been infested with con-men, scammers, money launderers, useful idiots, and disgusting deviant perverts for generations. It should be burned to the ground and the Earth salted underneath.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 02, 2024 12:54 PM (iFTx/)

241 Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 02, 2024 12:50 PM (9TOMd)

The corrupt, putrid GOP Establishment also is stupid, so it may not understand it also is about to be raked over the coals.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 02, 2024 12:54 PM (CaELB)

242 179 Brennan, Hayden, Strzok, Weissman, Comey, et al - don't be surprised if comprehensive pardons are coming for all of them. Plus some names from the IC and FBI that aren't as well known. It will be quite stupid of them not to do such pardons. It would ensure the horrendous chapter in which they turned the US into Zimbabwe and burned down the institutions will never have consequences for the perps.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 02, 2024 12:43 PM (1m82a)

I'm not so sure about that one. After Biden got defenestrated by Obama et al, I don't think he has any love for the Dem establishment. I see him taking care of his family and letting everyone else fend for themselves. He's now openly in this for himself and his kin.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 02, 2024 12:54 PM (9TOMd)

243 All corrupt roads lead to Ukraine circa 2014. Not remotely only the Bidens.

Posted by: DaisyB at December 02, 2024 12:55 PM (AbL8c)

244 Have we heard what Andrew "True Conservative" McCarthy has to say about this? Because I'm sure he will have a very good legal argument about it.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at December 02, 2024 12:55 PM (17s+e)

245 how freaking high must you be to even think of making a painting from your own shit? first you have to poop, collect the shit and then what? mix it with water and paint? I mean, WTF already.
Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals

I don't have to be high.
Posted by: Captain Splatter at December 02, 2024 12:44 PM (v0R5T)

Look up a piece called "Merda L'artista." An actual turd in a can from an Italian artist at NYC's MoMA.

When the goal of your "art" is to offend people (by implication, the squares), it all makes sense.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 02, 2024 12:55 PM (xCA6C)

246 The weirdest part of the whole outrage over pardons is the "it's making law breaking legal" tact.

Pardons don't exist to excuse law abiding behavior.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at December 02, 2024 12:55 PM (GBKbO)

247 Previous posts prove I can't type on a phone keyboard and a test to my over 29 status.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 02, 2024 12:55 PM (O2xWH)

248 HOW DARE YOU QUESTION A FATHER'S LOVE FOR HIS SON!!!

Posted by: Andrea Mitchell puppet, now with real tears of anguish at December 02, 2024 12:55 PM (Ybyk2)

249 233 2 If you have to buy Hunter Biden's feces to be "part of the club", you'd think that would be enough to indicate that you don't want to be part of that club.
Posted by: XTC at December 02, 2024

***
Tell me about it
Posted by: William "Billy" Rubin at December 02, 2024 12:53 PM (J2vNu)


Is that a reference to Jen or to the orange-yellow pigment formed in the liver by the breakdown of hemoglobin and excreted in bile.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2024 12:55 PM (x0n13)

250 And it can't be said enough:
This brazen abuse of the pardon power gives Trump 100% absolute moral authority to pardon every J6 prisoner.

And Ace is right, it wasn't an IQ test the left failed--they knew he was lying.
And they pushed the lie because they believe you deserve to be lied to.
Not a mere "don't want to say the truth" but "we are lying to you because we hate you."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 02, 2024 12:55 PM (/MJlQ)

251 "Advancing American semiconductor manufacturing requires bringing in outside talent and experience."

'TSMC founder Morris Chang shared that assessment as the firm flirted with big investments in the U.S. ahead of CHIPS’s 2022 passage. “The United States stood out for cheap land and electricity when TSMC looked for an overseas site,” Chang said in an April 2021 symposium address, “but we had to try hard to scout out competent technicians and workers in Arizona because manufacturing jobs have not been popular among American people for decades.”'

We must import competent engineers!!!

LOL. This will never stop.

Here, "competent" == "wants to be paid more than a bowl of rice a day."

Posted by: Marcus Gravey at December 02, 2024 12:55 PM (TIizU)

252 236 If Biden pardons Romney, or his son that was on the shady Ukranian board, I will lord that over all the prissy nevertrumper mormon voters I know! The ones who said Trump was too icky to vote for, and wished that clean as the driven snow, man of principle Romney could have been pres. They exist and are insufferable to talk to.
Posted by: LizLem, Lord of the Rings and the Reckonings at December 02, 2024 12:53 PM (wcIbG)

The ones who preened their feathers about voting for Egg McMuffin...

Posted by: XTC at December 02, 2024 12:55 PM (UnA8+)

253 Eric Trump chimes in: "Don't worry about the 112 subpoenas I have received over the past eight years"

SE Cupp responds "Well, of course! Your last name is Trump!"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 02, 2024 12:55 PM (aUXr0)

254 and he cannot use the Fifth as he cannot incriminate himself when he has the protection of the pardon. If he lies, that’s a brand new charge outside of the pardon. If he refuses to cooperate, another new charge.
Posted by: Jen the original

Yeah, how well did Hillzebub's testimony go? It went nowhere. He could just answer every question with, "I don't recall. I don't remember. I is an addict."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 02, 2024 12:55 PM (IG4Id)

255 So why a 10 year coverage to the pardon when most federal crimes have a 5 year statue of limitations? Is it because murder, terrorism, sex crimes involving a minor, or treason aren't limited and can be charged anytime?

What interesting times we live in.
Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at December 02, 2024 12:52 PM

Because it goes back to when Hunter started on the board of Burisma.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 02, 2024 12:55 PM (ZANHd)

256 I am imagining a huge list if pardons including Pelosi, Romney, Cheney, etc.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 02, 2024 12:56 PM (eESn8)

257 229 The left are acting all shocked that Biden pardoned Hunter. They did the same thing when Clinton stole the silver when he left the White House.

The DNC mouthpieces I've seen are openly celebrating the Hunter pardon and the media's trying to claim the only real problem is Republicans pouncing and seizing.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 02, 2024 12:52 PM

The talking points went out but I saw some people, just shocked that Biden was dishonest. Just like when the Clinton's stole the furniture on the way out the door.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 02, 2024 12:56 PM (leXm9)

258 I'm not so sure about that one. After Biden got defenestrated by Obama et al, I don't think he has any love for the Dem establishment. I see him taking care of his family and letting everyone else fend for themselves. He's now openly in this for himself and his kin.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 02, 2024

***
Or DOCTOR Jill is.

Posted by: William at December 02, 2024 12:56 PM (J2vNu)

259 Propose a constitutional amendment, name it the Joe Biden corruption amendment for all history to see, and block presidents from pardoning their family members.

In the period between the election and the inauguration - in cases where the Presidency is changing hands:

- No pardons.
- No executive orders.
- No judicial confirmations.
- No legislation signed other than emergencies.
-- Emergency legislation requires a 2/3 majority in both Houses and that requirement is triggered even if it had clear Congress prior to the election.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 02, 2024 12:56 PM (ExV1e)

260 248 HOW DARE YOU QUESTION A FATHER'S LOVE FOR HIS SON!!!
Posted by: Andrea Mitchell puppet, now with real tears of anguish at December 02, 2024 12:55 PM (Ybyk2)



Tears? Or Alan Greenspan's geriatric seepage.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2024 12:56 PM (x0n13)

261 255 Because it goes back to when Hunter started on the board of Burisma.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 02, 2024 12:55 PM (ZANHd)

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It'd be funny if Biden structured his pardons to excuse only the people he liked around the coup in Ukraine in 2014 while leaving open attacks to those who, say, ran a coup against him earlier this year.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at December 02, 2024 12:57 PM (GBKbO)

262 244 Have we heard what Andrew "True Conservative" McCarthy has to say about this? Because I'm sure he will have a very good legal argument about it.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at December 02, 2024 12:55 PM (17s+e)

Yep. He said "We have to be better than this, and leave the poor Feds alone".

Posted by: XTC at December 02, 2024 12:57 PM (UnA8+)

263 So when does the rest of the family get pardons? Jimmy Biden has some splainin' to do too, as do a number of others.

Posted by: jim (in hospital in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2024 12:57 PM (SSBCb)

264 I assume this has already been covered but the chick telling Jennings she doesn’t think Biden lied is a perfect example of the npc mindset.

I absolutely believe x until the left decides I shouldn’t. Then I absolutely believe y.*

Every day is a new year 0 with these people.

* That is not technically math.

Posted by: Kratwurst at December 02, 2024 12:57 PM (fcDpY)

265 OT, ceasefire starting to go about as expected. Somebody in the Hezb constellation launched some rockets at Israel. Oops. So unlike the previous incidents where Israel (impressively) didn't hesitate to pre-empt detected preparations for an attack, this is an actual attack.

Amusingly, Hezb source are telling Arab press that Hezb will consult with Lebanese govt. (!!! they *are* the Lebanese govt., WRT these things) and see what the guarantors US and France have to say.

Notable thing is the passive, almost submissive posture by Hezb, vs. the normal ridiculous delusional truculence one always sees from MidEast dirtbags.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 02, 2024 12:57 PM (1m82a)

266 ... or just have his lawyers say he doesn't remember.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 02, 2024 12:58 PM (IG4Id)

267 I thought from when the Cultural Marxists said Trump would pardon himself that only counted for Federal charges, not state or local charges.

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2024 12:58 PM (Pdbv+)

268 Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 02, 2024 12:54 PM (iFTx/)

What is the "art world" ? People who do artwork. Talk about art, sell it, or look at it or all of them?

Who is an artist whose work which you particularly enjoy?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2024 12:58 PM (SjhdV)

269
I said it on election night. The Biden regime will do more damage to the country & "norms" in the last 60 days of their regime than in the first 3 years. We are in the danger time. They are setting traps, getting us deeper into wars, and handing out parachutes.

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 02, 2024 12:58 PM (+oR7L)

270 262 244 Have we heard what Andrew "True Conservative" McCarthy has to say about this? Because I'm sure he will have a very good legal argument about it.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at December 02, 2024 12:55 PM (17s+e)

Yep. He said "We have to be better than this, and leave the poor Feds alone".
Posted by: XTC at December 02, 2024 12:57 PM (UnA8+)

This is not a joke, by the way. He actually wrote that in NR.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 02, 2024 12:58 PM (9TOMd)

271 I encounter a leftist trying to defend this pardon, my first question is going to be, "And how is this not a two tier system of justice?"

I would have been jailed for quite a while within months of ATF discovering I lied on my 4473.

I want leftists to defend dropping the gun charges when all of them are anti gun to the extreme.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 02, 2024 12:58 PM (tT6L1)

272 Watching media eat their words is so damn satisfying.

Posted by: 13times at December 02, 2024 12:58 PM (CULe9)

273 The vile Biden's have caused me to change positions on abortions.

Aborted babies would turn out as shit as a product of their would be shit parents and shit genes.

As Mother Teresa said: "If a mother can kill her baby, what more can the West lose?"

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at December 02, 2024 12:58 PM (wBaIH)

274 Joe Walsh (on MSNBC just now) thinks this pardon will "embolden" Trump!? It won't embolden Trump. Trump has shown repeatedly that he will do whatever he damn pleases. Joe Biden's action is irrelevant.

He needs to shut the fuck up and move on. He should worry about a rapist pedo leading the helm and his nefarious unqualified cabinet picks. These mainstream media people are so weird and then they wonder why their ratings are dropping. They are the reason why he's about to be in office again.

I wish Biden would pardon everyone on Trump's enemy list. Not because they did anything wrong; far from it; so that it would set back his revenge presidency.

Why would he leave his own child at the mercy of those monsters? This was the only possible and best thing he could do to protect him from unrelenting harassment.

They went after Hunter because they couldn't touch Joe. Cuz they wanted to hurt Joe Biden. Since they couldn’t pin anything on him, they went after his son. BASTARDS.

I think rump picking such a blatantly corrupt and partisan Cash Patel for FBI was the catalyst for Joe to ultimately decide to pardon Hunter

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at December 02, 2024 12:58 PM (JCZqz)

275 If you have to buy Hunter Biden's feces to be "part of the club", you'd think that would be enough to indicate that you don't want to be part of that club.
Posted by: XTC at December 02, 2024

***
Tell me about it
Posted by: William "Billy" Rubin at December 02, 2024
*
Is that a reference to Jen or to the orange-yellow pigment formed in the liver by the breakdown of hemoglobin and excreted in bile.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2024

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More the second than the first, but that one's fine too!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 02, 2024 12:58 PM (J2vNu)

276
Those of you who believed Joe Biden when he said he wouldn't pardon Hunter....

That taste in your mouth?

It's Joe Biden's gummy, desiccated spoink.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 02, 2024 12:59 PM (eDfFs)

277 FBI: "Oh Well , I guess we have destroy Hunter's laptop and all other evidence."

Posted by: WisRich at December 02, 2024 12:59 PM (G0vdT)

278
Hunter should have been robbing banks for the last 2 weeks, since he knew this was coming.

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 02, 2024 12:59 PM (+oR7L)

279 274 Joe Walsh (on MSNBC just now) thinks this pardon will "embolden" Trump!? It won't embolden Trump. Trump has shown repeatedly that he will do whatever he damn pleases. Joe Biden's action is irrelevant.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS

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Trump is such a rule breaker that when the judiciary said he couldn't kick Jim Acosta out of the WH briefing room, he...let Jim Acosta back into the WH briefing room.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at December 02, 2024 12:59 PM (GBKbO)

280 261 255 Because it goes back to when Hunter started on the board of Burisma.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 02, 2024 12:55 PM (ZANHd)

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It'd be funny if Biden structured his pardons to excuse only the people he liked around the coup in Ukraine in 2014 while leaving open attacks to those who, say, ran a coup against him earlier this year.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at December 02, 2024 12:57 PM (GBKbO)



Filthy slag traitorous shit-whore Victoria Nuland left unprotected!? That would be something.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2024 12:59 PM (x0n13)

281 Pelosi and Kerry offspring/relatives and them too.

Joe owes them nothing except payback.

Posted by: Oddbob at December 02, 2024 12:59 PM (/y8xj)

282 Any country that loves truth would execute the lot of them and the rest life sentences. Their voters should all go to Epstein's Island in the joy division.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 02, 2024 01:00 PM (J8LnB)

283 Pretty sure it's a reference to Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story.

Though, the quote is wrong.

"The wrong kid died!"

"I cut my brother....in half..."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at December 02, 2024 12:54 PM (GBKbO)

Never saw that movie.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2024 01:00 PM (6Pt9f)

284 256 I am imagining a huge list if pardons including Pelosi, Romney, Cheney, etc.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 02, 2024 12:56 PM (eESn

Which would tie them all together, so I doubt it.

Posted by: jim (in hospital in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2024 01:00 PM (SSBCb)

285 Why would he leave his own child at the mercy of those monsters? This was the only possible and best thing he could do to protect him from unrelenting harassment.

Child ?

Posted by: It's me donna at December 02, 2024 01:00 PM (IyPmt)

286 Posted by: Frank Barone at December 02, 2024 12:58 PM (+oR7L)

True but I think they still underestimate Trump. He can usually take lemons and make lemonade.

Posted by: ... at December 02, 2024 01:00 PM (6USHL)

287 There's just no engineering competence here!!! We must import sooper cheap foreign labor or we will be left behind!!!

Seriously, fuck these people to death.

Posted by: Marcus Gravey at December 02, 2024 01:00 PM (TIizU)

288 The media has downplayed the laptop story as a non issue because "it isn't important to Americans that Hunter has lewd pictures with under aged girls and him totally high on meth". See they want to discredit the entire laptop story based on this, but the real laptop story is the hundreds of emails referring to "the big guy" including clear bribes and illegal payouts. The "big guy" in question is obviously Joe Biden.

Joe Biden in effect pardoned himself

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 02, 2024 01:00 PM (L9siw)

289 I suspect that Trump's focus is going to be more around the people who decided that the American people don't get a choice in who runs the executive branch of the government in 2017 and less Joe's coked up brat.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at December 02, 2024 01:01 PM (GBKbO)

290
Dems: No one is above the law!
Biden: YOLO LOL

Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 02, 2024 01:01 PM (CwhoI)

291 Because it goes back to when Hunter started on the board of Burisma.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 02, 2024 12:55 PM (ZANHd)

==

Also to the extent of the statute of limitations for most crimes.

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at December 02, 2024 01:02 PM (Pz3g2)

292 A mole in the bowels of the deep state?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon, the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true.

Posted by: Danny Kaye at December 02, 2024 01:02 PM (Aqu9a)

293
Adolf was at least kind to animals.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 02, 2024 12:44 PM (J2vNu)



Yeah, until the Scheisskopf shot me in the face before turning the gun on himself.

Posted by: Zombie Blondi at December 02, 2024 01:02 PM (y9nCu)

294 Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at December 02, 2024 12:58 PM (JCZqz)
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Wow, full on othering by the DUmmies.

They cannot defend what happened so they're all in on demonization.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 02, 2024 01:02 PM (tT6L1)

295 " does a presidential pardon take immediate effect, or does it require the pardonee to formally accept the pardon?"

You have to accept it. Among other things (which is what the "inter alia" meant in the pardon) it is an admission of guilt.

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at December 02, 2024 01:02 PM (zSyrn)

296 262 244 Have we heard what Andrew "True Conservative" McCarthy has to say about this? Because I'm sure he will have a very good legal argument about it.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at December 02, 2024 12:55 PM (17s+e)

Yep. He said "We have to be better than this, and leave the poor Feds alone".
Posted by: XTC at December 02, 2024 12:57 PM (UnA8+)

We all knew McCarthy was an actual fascist, but it looks more and more like he has some criminal culpability in all this. What, no clue, but the guilty flee where none pursueth.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 02, 2024 01:02 PM (CaELB)

297 I've been thinking about how to ensure that the cheating we saw in '20, and, to a lesser extent this year, can't happen again, but keep running up against the Constitutional mandate that each state controls its own elections. Insty this morning suggested the following:

A bigger message is that when they’re still counting nearly a month after the election, they’re cheating. We need a federal election law that stops counting and triggers a federal audit whenever votes aren’t fully counted within 24 hours. (Or less).

It seems to pass muster, since the Feds would presumably be merely auditing the elections, and not controlling them.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 02, 2024 01:02 PM (xCA6C)

298 297 I've been thinking about how to ensure that the cheating we saw in '20, and, to a lesser extent this year, can't happen again, but keep running up against the Constitutional mandate that each state controls its own elections. Insty this morning suggested the following:

A bigger message is that when they’re still counting nearly a month after the election, they’re cheating. We need a federal election law that stops counting and triggers a federal audit whenever votes aren’t fully counted within 24 hours. (Or less).

It seems to pass muster, since the Feds would presumably be merely auditing the elections, and not controlling them.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 02, 2024 01:02 PM (xCA6C)

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The feds have been telling Southern states how to run their elections for the better part of a century.

The idea that the federal government can't tell states how to run federal elections is silly nonsense.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at December 02, 2024 01:04 PM (GBKbO)

299 The levels of demo-fascist COPE will be hilariously astronomical.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at December 02, 2024 01:04 PM (17s+e)

300 True but I think they still underestimate Trump. He can usually take lemons and make lemonade.

Posted by: ... at December 02, 2024 01:00 PM

I genuinely hope so.

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 02, 2024 01:04 PM (+oR7L)

301 Posted by: Archimedes at December 02, 2024 01:02 PM (xCA6C)

That is a good idea.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2024 01:04 PM (SjhdV)

302 "Because it goes back to when Hunter started on the board of Burisma.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 02, 2024 12:55 PM (ZANHd)"

But any crimes committed back then would be non-prosecutable due to statute of limitations, and Hunter would just have to worry about anything within the last five years. Except murder, treason, sexual crimes involving a minor, and terrorism; for that, he'd need the pardon structured to go back farther than 5 years, to, oh, say, 2014, maybe.

Hey, I'm just asking QUESTIONS!/Michael Moore whiney voice off

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at December 02, 2024 01:04 PM (Ft5W9)

303 Make American methless again!

Posted by: m at December 02, 2024 01:04 PM (VnUSN)

304 The Biden Crime and Incest Family
living their best life

Posted by: wth at December 02, 2024 01:04 PM (v0R5T)

305 Hunter is never gonna pay his past due child support. If I was Trump I would give that baby mama some money and invite her and the baby over to see the White House with reporters present. Imagine how much fun he could have with that! Invite them into the Oval Office, “hey little one, your granddaddy used to sit right there! He wouldn’t ever let you come here, but I will!”

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2024 01:04 PM (fIpti)

306 I am the law bitches!!
- Brandon

Posted by: It is Go Time Donald at December 02, 2024 01:04 PM (ImqEA)

307 >>So that's what Hunter Biden's down to selling: his own shit.

He sold all of his Dad's shit to China years ago.

Posted by: Roy at December 02, 2024 01:05 PM (z+ik4)

308 But it's GREAT shit, Ace!

I do wonder why, in the Scott Jennings story, his interlocutor isn't named.

Posted by: Eeyore at December 02, 2024 01:05 PM (1bNHn)

309 169 You gotta know, that with this pardon talk, the dems will go after Barron with a vengeance.

On what grounds? I can see Don Jr. and Eric, but not Barron.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 02, 2024 12:42 PM (2ocoG)

I pardon my spouse (and former spouse), children, children's spouses, and grandkids of all federal crimes from Nov 2016 to January 2029 - signed Donald Trump (and undated, releasable on death or stepping down from office in Jan 2029)...

Posted by: Nova Local at December 02, 2024 01:05 PM (exHjb)

310 Let's see how long Hunter stays clean and sober. I give it 5 years at most.
Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at December 02, 2024 12:19 PM (DJ7uY)

Years??? How about weeks. Or maybe days.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 02, 2024 12:22 PM (KcwUg)
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He's probably well into his celebration bender even as we write these comments...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 02, 2024 12:28 PM (7fElN)

He's never sober.

Posted by: runner at December 02, 2024 01:05 PM (QTCRF)

311 I absolutely believe x until the left decides I shouldn’t. Then I absolutely believe y.*
[ ... ]
* That is not technically math.

I dunno. I think propositional logic technically is math.

Posted by: Oddbob at December 02, 2024 01:05 PM (/y8xj)

312 I'm sure Hunter will celebrate by doing five lines of blow and banging the wife of a close family member.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 02, 2024 01:05 PM (CwhoI)

313 302 Hey, I'm just asking QUESTIONS!/Michael Moore whiney voice off
Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at December 02, 2024 01:04 PM (Ft5W9)

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Michael Moore's reputation was built by his documentary Roger and Me which is about how he couldn't interview Roger Smith, CEO of GM. About how Smith kept avoiding him.

Except that Moore actually sat down with Smith more than once during production of the film and interviewed him.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at December 02, 2024 01:06 PM (GBKbO)

314 Well, Biden and the regime have been doing it in our faces for so long, I guess the mouth is the next logical progression.

Posted by: haffhowershower at December 02, 2024 01:06 PM (NMT5x)

315 I suspect that Trump's focus is going to be more around the people who decided that the American people don't get a choice in who runs the executive branch of the government in 2017 and less Joe's coked up brat.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at December 02, 2024 01:01 PM (GBKbO)
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I hope so. See my comment above about how this pardon could be a good thing in finally closing the door on this Texas Chainsaw Massacre family. I didn't think Trump was gonna go after Hunter anyway. Much bigger fish to fry ... hopefully literally.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 02, 2024 01:06 PM (iFTx/)

316 Been waiting for Ace's rant all morning on this subject. Delivered! Nicely...

Posted by: Danimal28 at December 02, 2024 01:06 PM (klw0w)

317 The feds have been telling Southern states how to run their elections for the better part of a century.

The idea that the federal government can't tell states how to run federal elections is silly nonsense.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at December 02, 2024 01:04 PM (GBKbO)
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You see that is.... DIFFERENT!!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at December 02, 2024 01:06 PM (17s+e)

318 Are there any legal history nerds here who can comment on the vague, sweeping nature of Full Diaper Joe's pardon of Hunter? Is there precedent for someone being pardoned for anything and everything within a large period of time?

[ . . . ]
Posted by: bonhomme at December 02, 2024 12:42 PM (Odg76)

I am thinking more along the line of Pope Leo X

Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2024 01:06 PM (D7oie)

319 Biden denied he'd pardon Hunter before the cock got blown three times.

Posted by: Roy at December 02, 2024 01:06 PM (z+ik4)

320 Pardons are negotiable ?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 02, 2024 01:06 PM (/lPRQ)

321 284 256 I am imagining a huge list if pardons including Pelosi, Romney, Cheney, etc.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 02, 2024 12:56 PM (eESn

Which would tie them all together, so I doubt it.
Posted by: jim (in hospital in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2024 01:00 PM (SSBCb)

Pelosi stabbed Biden in the back...she and her kids are not getting one.

Romney stayed R to the end, so he's not getting one.

And Liz is also an R.

If any of these folks want one, it will take 10% to the big guy, and that 10% needs to have 7 digits or more...

Posted by: Nova Local at December 02, 2024 01:07 PM (exHjb)

322 315 I hope so. See my comment above about how this pardon could be a good thing in finally closing the door on this Texas Chainsaw Massacre family. I didn't think Trump was gonna go after Hunter anyway. Much bigger fish to fry ... hopefully literally.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 02, 2024 01:06 PM (iFTx/)

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It was more likely that Trump would pardon Hunter himself than tell Patel or Bondi to go after him.

Cleaning out the administration of people who helped push the story that the Hunter Biden laptop was Russian disinformation is much more important.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at December 02, 2024 01:07 PM (GBKbO)

323 Hunter is never gonna pay his past due child support. If I was Trump I would give that baby mama some money and invite her and the baby over to see the White House with reporters present. Imagine how much fun he could have with that! Invite them into the Oval Office, “hey little one, your granddaddy used to sit right there! He wouldn’t ever let you come here, but I will!”
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2024 01:04 PM (fIpti)

That would be a great troll! He should do it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2024 01:07 PM (6Pt9f)

324 The feds have been telling Southern states how to run their elections for the better part of a century.

The idea that the federal government can't tell states how to run federal elections is silly nonsense.
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This is true. What else is true is the Yankees are the ones running slaves these days, too.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 02, 2024 01:07 PM (jFCkp)

325 The idea that the federal government can't tell states how to run federal elections is silly nonsense.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at December 02, 2024 01:04 PM (GBKbO)

Remember that after waiting decades, the SCOTUS finally overruled much of the Voting Rights Act.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2024 01:08 PM (fIpti)

326 Did Hunter's shit stink, because, you know...

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at December 02, 2024 01:08 PM (MZ+PY)

327 @ 170, I love a story with a happy ending!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at December 02, 2024 01:08 PM (gY0JQ)

328 This is Doktor Dr. Jill's last year to "decorate" the White House for Christmas, so at least we have that to look forward to.

Posted by: Toys 'R' Us Kid at December 02, 2024 01:08 PM (nS6qG)

329 The Bidens are rolling in ill-gotten tens of millions. Hunter might blow through his personal fortune, but FJB isn't long for this world, and in any case, I expect they'll set up some kind of trust for him so he can't squander the entire fortune at once.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 02, 2024 12:40 PM

--

Given Joe's penchant for fucking everything up, he might cut Hunter out of his will, prompting Elon to offer Hunter $5 million to spill everything for a book, with $20 million more if Elon greenlights it for publication.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at December 02, 2024 01:08 PM (wzAuc)

330 315
I hope so. See my comment above about how this pardon could be a good thing in finally closing the door on this Texas Chainsaw Massacre family. I didn't think Trump was gonna go after Hunter anyway. Much bigger fish to fry ... hopefully literally.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 02, 2024 01:06 PM (iFTx/)



Nuland, Holder, Powers, the 51 traitors who signed the letter, Soros and his entire operation. Deport back to Hungary where he faces a possible death sentence for Nazi collaboration.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2024 01:09 PM (x0n13)

331 This is Doktor Dr. Jill's last year to "decorate" the White House for Christmas, so at least we have that to look forward to.
Posted by: Toys 'R' Us Kid at December 02, 2024 01:08 PM (nS6qG)

A tree that was chopped down after it survived Helene for starters.

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 02, 2024 01:09 PM (CIS44)

332 I need to get back to work, but I took a break and I've been having fun looking a the list of past presidential pardons.

Woodrow Wilson 2480
Franklin D. Roosevelt 3687
Harry S. Truman 2044
Dwight D. Eisenhower 1157
John F. Kennedy 575
Lyndon B. Johnson 1187
Richard Nixon 926
Gerald Ford 409
Jimmy Carter 566
Ronald Reagan 406
George H. W. Bush 77
Bill Clinton 459
George W. Bush 200
Barack Obama 1927
Donald Trump 237
Joe Biden 26 (includes Hunter)

Apparently Carter posthumously pardoned Jefferson Davis, and Trump posthumously pardoned Susan B Anthony.

Posted by: LizLem, Lord of the Rings and the Reckonings at December 02, 2024 01:09 PM (wcIbG)

333 76 49 days left.

49 days for which hunter has *not* been pardoned.

Posted by: anachronda at December 02, 2024 01:09 PM (v3pYe)

334 I think there could very well be a second pardon for Hunter Biden that starts for crimes committed December 2nd, 2024 to January 20th, 2025. Because you know Hunter is gonna do some illegal shit because.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at December 02, 2024 01:09 PM (17s+e)

335 Not that Trump needed an excuse, but the day 1 pardon lost just got a lot longer.

Posted by: Roberto at December 02, 2024 01:09 PM (9FydO)

336 Nuland, Holder, Powers, the 51 traitors who signed the letter, Soros and his entire operation. Deport back to Hungary where he faces a possible death sentence for Nazi collaboration.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2024 01:09 PM (x0n13)

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From J.J.'s mouth to God's ears.

Posted by: Seems Legit at December 02, 2024 01:09 PM (jyAD3)

337 289 I suspect that Trump's focus is going to be more around the people who decided that the American people don't get a choice in who runs the executive branch of the government in 2017 and less Joe's coked up brat.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at December 02, 2024 01:01 PM (GBKbO)

As it should be. Trump will be a great president in the truest sense if he derails the corruption that led to the outrages over the last decade or maybe since the 2014 Ukraine coup and resultant grift. I don't think it can be done, frankly, but it is worth the effort.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 02, 2024 01:09 PM (CaELB)

338 Ace, until/unless they're ALL gone, the dynasty families will be on the take forever.

One grandkid -

The Independent, News World Americas US politics
‘We voted’: Joe Biden’s granddaughter Naomi reveals she’s pregnant on Election Day, By James Liddell, Wednesday, 6 Nov. 2024

(Far pregnant by the picture within the article, but that was rumored way back during a State dinner. The Bs are very hokey dramatic - thanks in part to Aunt Val - so it appears November 5th would have been one important benchmark and then the birth maybe around January 20, 2025. Oh, BTW, it's a He/Him.)

Naomi Biden Neal: Sidwell, D.C.; grad. of Columbia law school 2020; co-creator of the CARES Act online calculator to determine coronavirus stimulus bill eligibility; White House wedding November 2022; travelled w/Jill to Kenya & Namibia Feb. 2023; with Vice President Joe Biden in Jerusalem, 2016; Senate page for then-Majority Leader Sen. Reid 2011; China trip 2011; w/Joe or Jill to New Zealand, Turkey, Ukraine, and more.

>The Spectator World, 'Naomi joins the Biden family business,' Oct. 2, 2023.

>Irish Star, June 7, 2024, 'Naomi Biden's fabulous life:
$3-000-a-night trips and $1,000 dresses'

Posted by: L - Rooster today, feather duster tomorrow at December 02, 2024 01:10 PM (NFX2v)

339 Hey, I'm just asking QUESTIONS!/Michael Moore whiney voice off
Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at December 02, 2024 01:04 PM (Ft5W9)

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Michael Moore's reputation was built by his documentary Roger and Me which is about how he couldn't interview Roger Smith, CEO of GM. About how Smith kept avoiding him.

Except that Moore actually sat down with Smith more than once during production of the film and interviewed him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at December 02, 2024 01:06 PM (GBKbO)
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The dumbest, stupidest, most deceitful, most narcissistic documentary ever made. Ironically, while it was supposed to be skewering Roger Smith and Big Auto -- so of course the critics loved it -- all it really did was expose that Flint was turned into a crime-ridden shithole due to Democrap policies.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 02, 2024 01:10 PM (iFTx/)

340 I don't know, man. 5 Amps is a lot. If he can even still talk at all after that, he probably will.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 02, 2024 12:30 PM (VoAdT)


I've always heard, it's the amps that kill ya, not the volts.

BTW, we all know what would be happening if this was Trump. Where is the contifa riots over this? Oh, right, we don't do that.

Posted by: haffhowershower at December 02, 2024 01:11 PM (NMT5x)

341 328 This is Doktor Dr. Jill's last year to "decorate" the White House for Christmas, so at least we have that to look forward to.
Posted by: Toys 'R' Us Kid at December 02, 2024 01:08 PM (nS6qG)

I tried to get info on this years "Extravaganza" but all I could find were stories about how racist people were for not liking Jill's costumed skating freaks from last years and a story about how atrocious Melania's red trees were...

Posted by: It's me donna at December 02, 2024 01:11 PM (IyPmt)

342 Posted by: Frank Barone at December 02, 2024 01:04 PM (+oR7L)

Trump was built for this moment. He turned his head for a reason and it wasn't just to look at a border pie chart.

Hope is good right now and it's reasonable to have it. Fuck whatever they do, they are very clearly fighting God (and I don't mean DJT).

Don't ask me why this is happening or why Trump is God's instrument. I honestly have no idea.

Posted by: ... at December 02, 2024 01:11 PM (6USHL)

343 Gee, who ever could have guessed that The Bulwark would publishThe Conservative Case for Pardoning Hunter Biden. What is David French going to use for a title now?

Posted by: Mad Max in VA at December 02, 2024 01:11 PM (IORSH)

344 I wouldn't be at all surprised if Jill Biden gets a blanket pardon, and of course Joe will pardon himself.

Then we move on to the other pardons.

Fauci? All the FBI and DOJ scumbags? Senior Democratic members of Congress? All the campaign workers who fixed elections in blue cities?

We are about to see a wave of pardons unprecedented in American history.

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Can we pre-pardon people now? I wouldn't put it past these d-bags. If Jill and Fauci and others haven't been accused of anything, then a pre-pardon is a clear admission of guilt.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 02, 2024 01:11 PM (L9siw)

345 This is Doktor Dr. Jill's last year to "decorate" the White House for Christmas, so at least we have that to look forward to.

Posted by: Toys 'R' Us Kid at December 02, 2024 01:08 PM (nS6qG)

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A literal "Crap Tree" featuring Hunter's Hanging Feces ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Looks Like VOTE HARDER Actually Worked This Time at December 02, 2024 01:12 PM (GSWdr)

346 In addition to all the J6 pardons, I hope Trump pardons the guy who nailed Pelosi's husband.

Just a nice FU to the corrupt bitch.

Posted by: Stateless at December 02, 2024 01:12 PM (jvJvP)

347 anachronda, horde mind.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at December 02, 2024 01:12 PM (17s+e)

348 300 True but I think they still underestimate Trump. He can usually take lemons and make lemonade.

Posted by: ... at December 02, 2024 01:00 PM

I genuinely hope so.
Posted by: Frank Barone at December 02, 2024 01:04 PM (+oR7L)

If life gives you cucumbers, Don't make cucumberaide.

Posted by: jim (in hospital in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2024 01:12 PM (SSBCb)

349 328 This is Doktor Dr. Jill's last year to "decorate" the White House for Christmas, so at least we have that to look forward to.
Posted by: Toys 'R' Us Kid

It was the dancing that was really unbelievable.

Posted by: L - Rooster today, feather duster tomorrow at December 02, 2024 01:12 PM (NFX2v)

350 348 If life gives you cucumbers, Don't make cucumberaide.
Posted by: jim (in hospital in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2024 01:12 PM (SSBCb)

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Of course.

Extract the sunshine from them instead.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at December 02, 2024 01:13 PM (GBKbO)

351 Did y'all see the story of Owen Burns? His eight year old sister was playing outside. Owen heard her scream. He didn't think much of it. Kids scream when they play outside. Then she screamed again. He looked outside to see a stranger pulling his sister into the woods. Owen grabbed his slingshot, opened the window, and shot the attacker in the head and the chest with a rock and a marble. The attacker ran off and was later found with a goose egg on his forehead.

The attacker "confessed" he was going to drag the girl into the woods and beat the shit out of her. A bleeding heart judge told the attacker he believed his apology and gave him a sentence of just over a year.

The story is from May of last year, but I missed it at the time.

http://tiny.cc/5gnyzz

Posted by: bonhomme at December 02, 2024 01:13 PM (Odg76)

352
Don't ask me why this is happening or why Trump is God's instrument. I honestly have no idea.

Posted by: ... at December 02, 2024 01:11 PM

A great atonement is coming whether they like it or not.

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 02, 2024 01:13 PM (+oR7L)

353 In addition to all the J6 pardons, I hope Trump pardons the guy who nailed Pelosi's husband.

Just a nice FU to the corrupt bitch.
Posted by: Stateless at December 02, 2024 01:12 PM (jvJvP)

Unless he was convicted on Federal charges, I doubt he would have the authority to do so.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2024 01:13 PM (6Pt9f)

354 What is David French going to use for a title now?
Posted by: Mad Max in VA at December 02, 2024 01:11 PM

The Very, Very Catholic Case for Pardoning Hunter Biden.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 02, 2024 01:14 PM (ZANHd)

355 Dr Jill's White House Christmas Decorations?

Dirty Socks and Underwear, Joe's Used Diapers, Kamala's Empty Vodka Bottles

All strewn about in a delightful holiday pattern.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 02, 2024 01:14 PM (eDfFs)

356 I'm sure all the "good, moral, upstanding, rule-of-law conservative" Republicans that attacked Matt Gaetz as unfit are rushing to put out statements condemning this?

Right?

Right?

I don't want to hear one fucking word from a damned one of them anymore about Trump or his nominees:
They went 4 years of attacking Trump, four years of defending Biden--they can sit the F down and shut the F up.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 02, 2024 01:14 PM (/MJlQ)

357 I hope so. See my comment above about how this pardon could be a good thing in finally closing the door on this Texas Chainsaw Massacre family. I didn't think Trump was gonna go after Hunter anyway. Much bigger fish to fry ... hopefully literally.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 02, 2024 01:06 PM (iFTx/)



Nuland, Holder, Powers, the 51 traitors who signed the letter, Soros and his entire operation. Deport back to Hungary where he faces a possible death sentence for Nazi collaboration.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2024 01:09 PM (x0n13)
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Agreed, but I won't be holding my breath. These sons of bitches are dug in like an Alabama tick. I would still go after them with a vengeance. Make the process the punishment.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 02, 2024 01:14 PM (iFTx/)

358 Can we pre-pardon people now? I wouldn't put it past these d-bags. If Jill and Fauci and others haven't been accused of anything, then a pre-pardon is a clear admission of guilt.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 02, 2024 01:11 PM (L9siw)

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I want F. Joe to pardon all of these criminals for all past AND future crimes.

/only half-joking

Posted by: ShainS -- Looks Like VOTE HARDER Actually Worked This Time at December 02, 2024 01:14 PM (GSWdr)

359 "So can Hunter be compelled to testify in trials and depositions? Does he still have a 5A right after a pardon?
Posted by: gp Voted His Way Out Of That at December 02, 2024 12:24 PM (XYJTg)

He still has the right. Arguably, he cannot claim it since he cannot endanger himself with his testimony. He could, however, claim responsibility for everything and, unless they can prove he's lying, do nothing to him."

I don't care about nailing HB himself. I want his testimony to expose the entire crooked FJB administration. If it can be compelled now, let's get to it.

Posted by: gp Voted His Way Out Of That at December 02, 2024 01:15 PM (XYJTg)

360 Unless he was convicted on Federal charges, I doubt he would have the authority to do so.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2024 01:13 PM (6Pt9f

Thank you for teaching me something today.

And many days!

Posted by: Stateless at December 02, 2024 01:15 PM (jvJvP)

361 Per TGP: capitol Police caught Dem staffer trying to smuggle ammo into Congress. His boss is Morelle (D-NY), who is chair of the Gun Violence Committee.

Posted by: Rod Stewart, getting his stomach pumped at December 02, 2024 01:15 PM (M3T7E)

362 Joe heard he was supposed to pardon a turkey and here we are.

Posted by: ... at December 02, 2024 01:15 PM (6USHL)

363 Apparently Carter posthumously pardoned Jefferson Davis, and Trump posthumously pardoned Susan B Anthony.
Posted by: LizLem

Carter also pardoned Patty Hearst.


What did Susan B. do?

Posted by: Bulg at December 02, 2024 01:15 PM (v6JzV)

364 Biden wants a mob to rush him and tear him apart.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 02, 2024 01:16 PM (J8LnB)

365 Cynical Publius on X:

"Just a friendly reminder that Nancy Pelosi and the Democrats put the USA through the trauma of a Presidential impeachment because Donald Trump wanted to investigate crimes for which Joe Biden just pardoned his son."

Posted by: DaisyB at December 02, 2024 01:16 PM (AbL8c)

366 363 What did Susan B. do?
Posted by: Bulg at December 02, 2024 01:15 PM (v6JzV)

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Didn't she vote illegally?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at December 02, 2024 01:16 PM (GBKbO)

367 355 Dr Jill's White House Christmas Decorations?

Dirty Socks and Underwear, Joe's Used Diapers, Kamala's Empty Vodka Bottles

All strewn about in a delightful holiday pattern.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 02, 2024 01:14 PM (eDfFs)

They are not bad this year...https://www.businessinsider.com /white-house-christmas-decorations-jill- biden-2024-12#the-cross-hall-features-more-doves- leading-into-the-grand-foyer-12

Posted by: Nova Local at December 02, 2024 01:16 PM (exHjb)

368 The dumbest, stupidest, most deceitful, most narcissistic documentary ever made. Ironically, while it was supposed to be skewering Roger Smith and Big Auto -- so of course the critics loved it -- all it really did was expose that Flint was turned into a crime-ridden shithole due to Democrap policies.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 02, 2024 01:10 PM (iFTx/)

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I'll see your "Roger and Me" and raise you "Supersize Me"

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 02, 2024 01:16 PM (L9siw)

369 355 Dr Jill's White House Christmas Decorations?

Dirty Socks and Underwear, Joe's Used Diapers, Kamala's Empty Vodka Bottles

All strewn about in a delightful holiday pattern.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 02, 2024 01:14 PM (eDfFs)

And Hunter's shit art for the perfect finishing touch.

Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at December 02, 2024 01:16 PM (DJ7uY)

370 8 Has anyone provided an example of Joe's great character?;
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at December 02, 2024 12:19 PM (kTd/k)

Well, there was that lovely lady he finger raped. She provided context, at least.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 02, 2024 01:16 PM (byWhc)

371 I suspect that Biden has already pardoned himself. There doesn't seem to be any requirement for publication, so it is locked up in a safe somewhere.

Hunter's pardon needed to be submitted to the court, so publication was unavoidable.

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at December 02, 2024 01:16 PM (zSyrn)

372 368 I'll see your "Roger and Me" and raise you "Supersize Me"
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 02, 2024 01:16 PM (L9siw)

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The point of Super Size Me was that eating only McDonald's for every meal every day is bad for your health.

Also...hide your alcoholism when making a documentary about the dangers of McDonald's.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at December 02, 2024 01:17 PM (GBKbO)

373 A tree that was chopped down after it survived Helene for starters.

Some fun news there:

You've probably heard that the good old boys built their own road to allow people to get aid.

FEMA immediately put up metal gates and a sign saying not to use the road.

This being Appalachia the gates and sign were disposed of. FEMA is now requesting $300 million from Biden to put up a guard shack with armed guards and dogs.

The governor of NC, (D), has stated that the people shouldn't rebuild, they should just sell the (lithium-rich) land to Blackrock.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 02, 2024 01:17 PM (NqGS/)

374 The attacker "confessed" he was going to drag the girl into the woods and beat the shit out of her. A bleeding heart judge told the attacker he believed his apology and gave him a sentence of just over a year.

The story is from May of last year, but I missed it at the time.

http://tiny.cc/5gnyzz

Posted by: bonhomme at December 02, 2024 01:13 PM (Odg76)

Family ought to buy that kid a nice little .32 automatic, and some training...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2024 01:17 PM (6Pt9f)

375 @ 298, exactly right, TJM!

"audit" is clearly a Constitutional right of the executive branch

and applicable to everything the fedgov has its fingers into as well

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at December 02, 2024 01:17 PM (gY0JQ)

376 Hunter gets the limelight, but we'll see what other pardons are in the works. Hunter wasn't the only Biden committing criminal acts. Plenty of evidence that most of the family was involved in fraud and money laundering. Joe still has some work to do.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at December 02, 2024 01:17 PM (MZ+PY)

377 What did Susan B. do?

Posted by: Bulg at December 02, 2024 01:15 PM

She made those damn $1.00 coins that many mistook for quarters and screwed everything up for awhile.

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 02, 2024 01:17 PM (+oR7L)

378 So why did the pardons only go back to 2014? Is there a 10 year statute of limitations for all the bribes Hunter collected on behalf of Joe from 2009-2013?
Posted by: PaleRider at December 02, 2024 12:21 PM

Default Federal statute of limitations is 5 years; For most white collar crimes it is 10 years.

Don't worry, I am sure at 11:55 am on 1/20/2025 Biden will extend the pardon back to day of birth.

Posted by: Chuck C at December 02, 2024 01:17 PM (yOPBE)

379 I'm no legal scholar or historian, but in the 5 minutes I've perused Wikipedia for info on presidential pardons, there's tons of precedent for pardoning all the J6 prisoners.

Sweeping pardons were issued for ex confederate soldiers, draft dodgers in WW2 and Vietnam, and Biden himself pardoned 6,500 people for simple marijuana possession.
Clinton pardoned terrorists who attacked the Capitol in the 80s.

So anyone who says Trump is violating precedent for J6 pardons is just lying.

Posted by: LizLem, Lord of the Rings and the Reckonings at December 02, 2024 01:17 PM (wcIbG)

380 Really looking forward to Melania back in the WH with her elegance and next year's WH Christmas decorations will be absolutely classy.

Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at December 02, 2024 01:18 PM (DJ7uY)

381 And then 20 years later Obama have GM tens of billions of dollars. And Obama was a hero for saving GM.

Life comes at you fast.

Posted by: It is Go Time Donald at December 02, 2024 01:18 PM (ImqEA)

382 Nicholas Fondacaro
@NickFondacaro
Hostin blames Trump for Joe Biden lying about pardoning Hunter: "I think one of the reasons why he didn't admit it earlier because he didn't know the felon-in-chief would become the next president."
Whoopi tries to cut off the conversation about Joe being a liar.

https://tinyurl.com/3vm63xmy

Posted by: redridinghood at December 02, 2024 01:18 PM (NpAcC)

383


Susan B. Anton!!!!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2024 01:18 PM (x0n13)

384 "capitol Police caught Dem staffer trying to smuggle ammo into Congress."

Six inch CW cannonball he uses as a paperweight. His paper is very rowdy, so he needs the weight.

Posted by: gp Voted His Way Out Of That at December 02, 2024 01:18 PM (XYJTg)

385 Paul Pelosi's attacker was convicted on both federal and state charges. His sentences run concurrently, so a pardon wouldn't do anything.

Posted by: one hour sober at December 02, 2024 01:19 PM (Y1sOo)

386 Joe pardoned him because the inmates at the federal pen said they didn't want to be anywhere near somebody that degenerate.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 02, 2024 01:19 PM (byWhc)

387 nood

Posted by: gp Voted His Way Out Of That at December 02, 2024 01:20 PM (XYJTg)

388 Pretty sure if you eat nothing but a ham sandwich 3 meals a day for 30 days your body will get fucked up.

It’s like yeah no shit earning only one thing and nothing else for a month is bad for you. You’d have to be an imbecile to be shocked by that because it’s in a movie. Which is why leftists were shocked.

Posted by: It is Go Time Donald at December 02, 2024 01:21 PM (ImqEA)

389 I'm sure all the "good, moral, upstanding, rule-of-law conservative" Republicans that attacked Matt Gaetz as unfit are rushing to put out statements condemning this?

Right?

Right?

I don't want to hear one fucking word from a damned one of them anymore about Trump or his nominees:
They went 4 years of attacking Trump, four years of defending Biden--they can sit the F down and shut the F up.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 02, 2024 01:14 PM (/MJlQ)

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Those treasonous asshats in the Senate confirmed that equally treasonous asshat Anthony Blinken for SoS after he COLLUDED with the other 50 treasonous IC asshats to help interfere with and tig a Presidential Election.

Not to mention the specters (sphincters?) of Rear Admiral Levine, Atomic Tranny DogBoy, and Satanic Homo Monkeypox Czar.

F*ck All of Them -- Good & Hard ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Looks Like VOTE HARDER Actually Worked This Time at December 02, 2024 01:21 PM (S2G4t)

390 Woodrow Wilson 2480
Franklin D. Roosevelt 3687
Harry S. Truman 2044
Dwight D. Eisenhower 1157
John F. Kennedy 575
Lyndon B. Johnson 1187
Richard Nixon 926
Gerald Ford 409
Jimmy Carter 566
Ronald Reagan 406
George H. W. Bush 77
Bill Clinton 459
George W. Bush 200
Barack Obama 1927
Donald Trump 237
Joe Biden 26 (includes Hunter)

Apparently Carter posthumously pardoned Jefferson Davis, and Trump posthumously pardoned Susan B Anthony.
Posted by: LizLem, Lord of the Rings and the Reckonings at December 02, 2024

***
Sp FDR and Wilson were the leaders, with Truman, BHO, Johnson, and (surprisingly) Ike right behind.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 02, 2024 01:21 PM (J2vNu)

391 Joe pardons Hunter, eh... so I knew it was coming eventually.
I'm now waiting to see if Joe pardons the rest of his corrupt clan, including himself.

But what saddens me about this is the knowledge that at least half the adult population in this country is either so ignorant as to be unaware of Biden Inc. corruption that has been quite obvious for about three decades, or that the media ignores the corruption completely, and then goes along with the lies and collaborates to lie to their viewers, or that even when it's right in front of all of their faces so hard they can't deny it.
Then they shrug their shoulders and...

"Well, sure he's a crook, all politicians are crooks.
At least this crook is on my side."

Add another reason to why we're becoming a Third World country.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 02, 2024 01:22 PM (6ydKt)

392 The point of Super Size Me was that eating only McDonald's for every meal every day is bad for your health.

Also...hide your alcoholism when making a documentary about the dangers of McDonald's.

The twat who did Supersize Me didn't actually keep track of the number of calories he ate per day. Many people pointed out the numbers he published were too high. When people challenged him directly on this, he couldn't account for it. IIRC, he would have had to have eaten at least two more desserts every single day to make up for the gap.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 02, 2024 01:22 PM (Odg76)

393 Biden wants a mob to rush him and tear him apart.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 02, 2024

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Or they could trap him in the old mill at the edge of the village and set it on fire.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 02, 2024 01:23 PM (J2vNu)

394 Noodus clooneyana

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 02, 2024 01:24 PM (J2vNu)

395
I am thinking more along the line of Pope Leo X
Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2024 01:06 PM (D7oie)



I'm rather a fan of antipope John XXIII. In his trial at the Council of Constance, he replied to every charge with "Eh, I've done worse than that.". Finally, in frustration the prosecution asked him what the worst thing he had done was. "I allowed myself to be brought here."

Posted by: Zombie Blondi at December 02, 2024 01:28 PM (y9nCu)

396 So when does the rest of the family get pardons? Jimmy Biden has some splainin' to do too, as do a number of others.
Posted by: jim (in hospital in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2024 12:57 PM (SSBCb)

What about James Biden - Hunter's Uncle Jim?

Posted by: mrp at December 02, 2024 01:29 PM (rj6Yv)

397
Dammit, off me, dead dog sock.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 02, 2024 01:29 PM (y9nCu)

398 What did Susan B. do?
Posted by: Bulg
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Whorehouse Madam?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 02, 2024 01:33 PM (/lPRQ)

399 This is Doktor Dr. Jill's last year to "decorate" the White House for Christmas, so at least we have that to look forward to.
Posted by: Toys 'R' Us Kid at December 02, 2024 01:08 PM (nS6qG)


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There was already a note on this earlier today showing six stockings hung for the seven grandkids.

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at December 02, 2024 01:33 PM (Pz3g2)

400 Trump isn't going to see this as license to pardon, nor should he. He's already said he will expedite a review of the J6 cases and pardon accordingly.

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 02, 2024 01:36 PM (ZlOcj)

401 Essentially Biden just said in writing that the Justice dept was swayed by political pressure into selective prosecution.
Trump should be all over this.

Posted by: Max Entropy at December 02, 2024 01:40 PM (oxDA9)

402 Ace: "To hell with them all, literally."

Not a stretch to say the Biden Family and the Biden-Harris Presidency were the worst in American history. Probably the most corrupt, too. And it couldn't have happened without the most corrupt iteration of American/Global media in American history, either.

Dante needs an extra level of Hell for these cancers.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at December 02, 2024 01:44 PM (aXxgO)

403 I want Hunter in court answering questions and describing in detail the photos found on his laptop. The who, what, when, etc. How old was the Obama daughter when Hunter was porking her and doing coke with her?

Posted by: Jolo at December 02, 2024 01:45 PM (QZdNa)

404 Putting this pardon in perspective: if a video of Hunter is found of him molesting a toddler, say, last week, then murdering the child and feasting on his corpse while dancing naked with President Xi in a satanic ritual, Hunter is untouchable from prosecution.

I'm somewhat comforted by the fact that Joe did not actually win the 2020 election and everything that he's done over the last 4 years, including this pardon, is all technically illegitimate.

Posted by: Tinfoil Dispenser at December 02, 2024 02:03 PM (Ij2uN)

405 How old was the Obama daughter when Hunter was porking her and doing coke with her?
Posted by: Jolo at December 02, 2024 01:45 PM (QZdNa)

Well, he said no yellow

Posted by: MAC V SOG at December 02, 2024 02:19 PM (P4Pk9)

406 Dirty, dirty, dirty whores.

Posted by: Tj at December 02, 2024 02:21 PM (32lv5)

407 nic

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 02, 2024 02:26 PM (GBKbO)

408 Hunter Biden has his pardon, but he no longer has any way to earn money.

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Not to worry, comrade -- those Ukrainian oligarchs have squirreled away hundreds of billions of dollars and kickbacks to the Biden Crime Family.
Posted by: ShainS -- Looks Like VOTE HARDER Actually Worked This Time at December 02, 2024 12:27 PM (ysRX/)

I think their gratitude is going to be extremely limited once Biden is out of office.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 02, 2024 02:27 PM (n7h9X)

409 Scott Jennings says in his CNN clip that the Hunter pardon is the worst thing he could do to his party right now. After the coup, I don't think he or Jill give two figs about the party. I look forward to more shivs in the side from the Bidens, to kill off whatever integrity/moral high ground the dems might think they have left, at this point, so they can no longer use it against Trump.

Posted by: LizLem, Lord of the Rings and the Reckonings at December 02, 2024 12:29 PM (wcIbG)

And even before the coup. All of the Biden camp's maneuvering politically was to keep Biden in charge to prevent a coup.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 02, 2024 02:30 PM (n7h9X)

410 Putting this pardon in perspective: if a video of Hunter is found of him molesting a toddler, say, last week, then murdering the child and feasting on his corpse while dancing naked with President Xi in a satanic ritual, Hunter is untouchable from prosecution.

Posted by: Tinfoil Dispenser at December 02, 2024 02:03 PM (Ij2uN)

"Thought Leaders" like athiest moralist Sam Harris are on record as saying that even murder would be justified to keep Trump out of office.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 02, 2024 02:32 PM (n7h9X)

411 Ace: "To hell with them all, literally."

Not a stretch to say the Biden Family and the Biden-Harris Presidency were the worst in American history. Probably the most corrupt, too. And it couldn't have happened without the most corrupt iteration of American/Global media in American history, either.

Dante needs an extra level of Hell for these cancers.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at December 02, 2024 01:44 PM (aXxgO)

Still have to go with Buchannan. He is up 2 Civil Wars to 0. If Biden manages WWIII in the next 50 days that will take the cake.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 02, 2024 02:34 PM (n7h9X)

412 Sweeping pardons were issued for ex confederate soldiers, draft dodgers in WW2 and Vietnam, and Biden himself pardoned 6,500 people for simple marijuana possession.
Clinton pardoned terrorists who attacked the Capitol in the 80s.

So anyone who says Trump is violating precedent for J6 pardons is just lying.
Posted by: LizLem, Lord of the Rings and the Reckonings at December 02, 2024 01:17 PM (wcIbG)

Confederate soldiers were free from prosecution after the war due to the Surrender terms at Appomatox and other locations. Return to homes, do not keep fighing or break local laws. men who owned horses could take them with them, then you were free from molestation by the North.

This didn't apply to political leaders but eventually they essentially got similar results. Only a few left the country. Davis was jailed for a bit, eventually northerners forced an acceptance of bail and no trial was ever held.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 02, 2024 02:41 PM (n7h9X)

413 DEBANK The LIBs. PERIOD.

LIBs *HATE* the man who has a dollar more than them because they TRULY BELIEVE that dollar belongs to them -- viz. ctHARRIS *STILL* asking for money to fund her campaign.

The LIBs Ceaseless Quest for the Unearned is forever ceaseless because the value illicitly obtained retains no Value. Like Evil itselff, they will Pit Man against other Men until we exist no more.

What Price their Vision?
A world where the dead, the Dying, the DISSENTING are carted away amidst the backdrops of cities ablaze, bullets and bombs falling like leaves...

Every Aspect of our Lives must be subject to an Inventory -- Nancy Pelosi, in Red China.

Watch what happens (or ought to) when the Productive People of the world go on strike against them. If they are willing to grant clemency to IceKingJOE's/Damien Thorne -- at what point should we in all seriousness look at the LIBs and say NO, NO MORE! Today this Ends.

Cease sponsoring your Adversaries, whose only Common Ground is to put you in it. End LIB Strategic Insanity FOREVER.

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at December 02, 2024 03:09 PM (Nw2rL)

414 Q. How can you tell Joe Biden is Lying? A. His Lips Move

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at December 02, 2024 04:16 PM (wGqjj)

415 1. Anyone with more than 2 functioning neurons knew the Biden crime cabal was going to pardon the feculent slimeball.

2. No demofascist, no MSM mouthspewer, and certainly no RINO scumbag should EVER be trusted to do anything but lie in support of the anti-American/anti-Christian globalist filth.

A much overdue reckoning against the political parasites is coming.

Posted by: Pete at December 02, 2024 06:22 PM (s90GJ)

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