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Sunday Overnight Open Thread (12/1/24) - Doof
Howdy Hordelings, and welcome to December! Thanks for stopping the Sunday ONT. Thanksgiving, Black Friday, and the whole month of November are now in the rear view mirror. Shall we cruise on into the last month of the year and get into the holiday spirit?
Christmas Light Displays Which of you Hordelings did this?
That's kinda badass ��pic.twitter.com/R5jMeCoYhM
— Community Notes & Violations (@CNviolations) November 27, 2024
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Be careful out there! Hanging Christmas lights can be dangerous.
California worker dies while hanging Christmas lights on home in freak accident
Antonio Pascual Mateo was hanging lights on the property and around a tree outside a client’s home in Escondido, Calif. when he threw the string of lights over a powerline.
The lights touched the live wire and created a circuit that caused electricity to flow, electrocuting the 24-year-old worker, according to the San Diego County Medical Examiner.
First responders found Mateo hanging upside down from the tree, where he remained stuck for an hour while they were forced to wait for San Diego Gas & Electric (SDG&E) to cut off the power so they could rescue the man.
What The Season Is All About
In the classic TV special A Charlie Brown Christmas, Linus recites words from the Gospel of Luke, beginning with: “Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy…” Biblical scholars tell us that Luke was a physician, and his Gospel tells the story of the life of Jesus with focus on His care for people. A good way to wake up on Christmas day with a better understanding of who Christians celebrate that day is through the 24 Day Gospel of Luke Challenge.Reading through the Gospel of Luke in December
For Christians, the season of Advent is all about looking back and looking forward at the same time. We look back to remember what Christ accomplished for us through His miraculous incarnation, and we also join with all the saints from the early Church until now in anticipation of His promised Second Coming.
If you’re looking for a focused way to prepare your heart this Advent season, try reading through the book of Luke, 1 chapter per day. If you start with chapter 1 on December 1st, you will finish the final chapter on December 24th, Christmas Eve, at which point you will have recounted through the entire life of Jesus—His birth, death and resurrection, and will hopefully be reminded of exactly why we celebrate this special time.
December is also time for Jews to celebrate The Miracle of Chanukah
Chanukah was a miraculous military victory, but a tiny cruse of oil proved more miraculous and enduring in the memory of the Jewish people.
The Talmud does not say much about Chanukah. There are perhaps forty lines spread out in different volumes, whereas almost all the other holidays have an entire Talmudic volume about them. In addition, the few words the Talmud has to say about Chanukah are cryptic. Perhaps that is why Chanukah has been subject to reinterpretation, as it has been in our time. People make whatever they want to make out of it. However, that is a mistake, a tragedy.
Ideas for Christmas or Chanukah shopping
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Classic “Twisted Tune” from Bob Rivers. The 12 Pains of Christmas.
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Rob Halford of Judas Priest rocks out! We Three Kings.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 01, 2024 10:01 PM (g1bu+)
Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 01, 2024 10:02 PM (g1bu+)
Posted by: Mr. Dad Joke at December 01, 2024 10:02 PM (BzPol)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 01, 2024 10:02 PM (63Dwl)
Oops. Wrong thread.
Posted by: buddhaha at December 01, 2024 10:02 PM (apXry)
Anyway, I am FUCKING out of here to go and Fuck Off in Africa at your expense for two weeks...
I would take Kami, but I cannot stand her Cackle either.
I still have a couple of months to Fuck Everything up for Trump and I intend on taking advantage of this possibility...
Love ,
Joey, Jill, and Hunter...
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 01, 2024 10:03 PM (wP83F)
Posted by: tankdemon at December 01, 2024 10:03 PM (BzPol)
I mean medieval napalm is great and all - but you use it to sink Muslim ships not to roast Muslim castles.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2024 10:03 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Piper at December 01, 2024 10:03 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: gKWVE at December 01, 2024 10:04 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 01, 2024 10:02 PM (63Dwl
Teaching by example?
Posted by: gKWVE at December 01, 2024 10:04 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: mindful webworker - any moment now at December 01, 2024 10:04 PM (e0p6D)
Why doesn't he take Obama with him. I bet Barry knows lots about this virus from personal experience....
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 01, 2024 10:04 PM (wP83F)
Posted by: Robert at December 01, 2024 10:04 PM (AHXlf)
Thanks for the ONT Doof! Love the siege weapon chart. Very ONT-y.
Posted by: TRex at December 01, 2024 10:04 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 01, 2024 10:05 PM (RIvkX)
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HOA President: "Can we at least toss a tarp over him?"
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 01, 2024 10:05 PM (hY4dx)
From Burisma bribery to raping underage girls there are a bunch of more serious changes that can and I hope will be brought.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2024 10:05 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: tankdemon at December 01, 2024 10:05 PM (BzPol)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 01, 2024 10:05 PM (QSrLX)
Nuklear combat toe to toe with the Roosskies, Baby!
Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at December 01, 2024 10:05 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: Little Navy Roberts Biden in Arkansas at December 01, 2024 10:06 PM (Xy451)
Posted by: Robert at December 01, 2024 10:06 PM (AHXlf)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 01, 2024 10:06 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 01, 2024 10:06 PM (hY4dx)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2024 10:07 PM (WXNFJ)
The only bad thing about weekday holidays is the confusion as to what day it is that follows...
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 01, 2024 10:07 PM (rxCpr)
Posted by: gKWVE at December 01, 2024 10:04 PM (gKWVE)
Really? Let me go hit the ATM.
Posted by: tankdemon at December 01, 2024 10:07 PM (BzPol)
Posted by: mindful webworker - by? at December 01, 2024 10:07 PM (e0p6D)
Thanks for the ONT Doof! Love the siege weapon chart. Very ONT-y.
Posted by: TRex at December 01, 2024 10:04 PM (IQ6Gq)
Montrose is the second best band I linked to this evening. Did ya find the best??
Posted by: Doof at December 01, 2024 10:07 PM (RFPHU)
The pardon was already written before Joetato pulled out of the election. He ordered it released now because Hunter's sentencing is supposed to happen at the end of the month, per @HansMahncke.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 01, 2024 10:07 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: davidt at December 01, 2024 10:08 PM (i0F8b)
Posted by: BifBewalski at December 01, 2024 10:08 PM (MsrgL)
Posted by: gKWVE at December 01, 2024 10:08 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: tankdemon at December 01, 2024 10:03 PM (BzPol)
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We knew who it was
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 01, 2024 10:08 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 01, 2024 10:08 PM (QSrLX)
Poorly written article. It does not explain what the display looked like with Mr. Mateo all lit up.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2024 10:08 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 01, 2024 10:09 PM (hY4dx)
It was a blanket Federal pardon for any and all acts Hunter committed for the last eleven years.
Only two ways around it - one: bring Hunter up on state charges somewhere.
Two: the pardon is only good through today.
Wait until Joe's out of office, subpoena Hunter to appear before some Congressional committee in a red state.
He can no longer plead the Fifth, and he can be jailed if he refuses to appear.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 01, 2024 10:09 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2024 10:09 PM (rsgN5)
Posted by: It is Go Time Donald at December 01, 2024 10:10 PM (dpIig)
Posted by: Oddbob at December 01, 2024 10:10 PM (/y8xj)
Hunter Biden will be found in a dark alley, nude, covered in blood and semen, a crack pipe up his ass, and two gun shots in the chest and one in the head
It will be ruled a suicide.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 01, 2024 10:10 PM (sH1oA)
>>>Sounds like some employee needs to get fired, possibly out of a cannon. First responders should have access to the emergency number for utilities (our city puts it on a magnet we get in the mail), and the utilities should be RESPONSIVE to that number.
Posted by: pookysgirl goes to church with linemen at December 01, 2024 10:10 PM (dtlDP)
Nope, pardons don't work like that.
I assume the courts will end the prosecution for his gun/tax felonies but everything else from Burisma to the underage hookers are fair game still since Sloe Joe didn't pardon Hunter for those.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2024 10:11 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: buddhaha at December 01, 2024 10:11 PM (apXry)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 01, 2024 10:11 PM (FjReC)
Custom fitted Honda Trail 125 Transmission - no clutch. TaDa! Takes bow.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 01, 2024 10:11 PM (vO42M)
Posted by: Zeera , The People Are Coming at December 01, 2024 10:12 PM (WC6n6)
Posted by: It is Go Time Donald at December 01, 2024 10:12 PM (dpIig)
Posted by: It is Go Time Donald at December 01, 2024 10:10 PM (dpIig)
Obviously a Japanese company. Don't know if Christmas is big over there.
Posted by: RickZ at December 01, 2024 10:12 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Doof at December 01, 2024 10:07 PM (RFPHU)
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Yep. It was a cut above and buried deep.
Posted by: TRex at December 01, 2024 10:12 PM (IQ6Gq)
I think Doof has used up all his Christmas content today.
From here on to the 25th, it'll just be repeats, like the muzak in the stores.
Posted by: mindful webworker - Mary, didja know? Didja? Didja? at December 01, 2024 10:12 PM (e0p6D)
Posted by: gKWVE
Really? Let me go hit the ATM.
Posted by: tankdemon
The lovely Mrs. asked me if I needed any cash as she had a bit extra. I told her 'Yes' so she gave me $200.
Mostly in $5s and $10s.
Hmmmmmm. . .
Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2024 10:12 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 01, 2024 10:12 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 01, 2024 10:12 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: Hunter Biden at December 01, 2024 10:13 PM (u73oe)
MILO
@Nero
Growing acceptance in transition land that
@Kash_Patel
will be impossible to confirm, in or out of recess.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at December 01, 2024 10:14 PM (TGPs7)
Posted by: buddhaha at December 01, 2024 10:11 PM (apXry)
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I'd love to see him get nailed on a charge of failing to come to a complete stop at Yellowstone.
Justice.
Served.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 01, 2024 10:14 PM (hY4dx)
Good evening all😍🤪😍!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 01, 2024 10:11 PM (FjReC)
Thank you COMM! Hope you are doing well!
Posted by: Doof at December 01, 2024 10:14 PM (RFPHU)
In fact... I'd publicly say "no charges." Wait... wait... wait.... before statutes run out...
Then charge the fucker with everything under the sun. X10. In every goddamn state. X10.
Make 'em earn the pardon.
Then arrest him for double parking and put his ass in Rikers. For 50. Because fuck these people. And them's the rulez. So we've been told.
But I'm soft.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 01, 2024 10:14 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: gKWVE at December 01, 2024 10:15 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 01, 2024 10:15 PM (hovnC)
1 dead, 2 injured after car crashes and lands on top of Nampa home
https://t.ly/NalJz
Unfortunately, the driver was only one of the injured. People in the house are okay.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 01, 2024 10:15 PM (uRu1z)
From here on to the 25th, it'll just be repeats, like the muzak in the stores.
Posted by: mindful webworker
We can has Girl From Empanema elevator muzaak?
-Famke Jensen weeps
Posted by: BifBewalski at December 01, 2024 10:15 PM (MsrgL)
Custom fitted Honda Trail 125 Transmission - no clutch. TaDa! Takes bow.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 01, 2024 10:11 PM (vO42M)
I have a long sleeve T-shirt from 2012. A Harley club in Yuma has a Christmas toy run, and a friend I was staying with had volunteered to smoke the Tri-tip. That was a great dinner, fun people, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2024 10:15 PM (rsgN5)
The pardon was already written before Joetato pulled out of the election. He ordered it released now because Hunter's sentencing is supposed to happen at the end of the month, per @HansMahncke.
Posted by: weft cut-loop
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And DJT will pardon Sleepy Joe. ... but there's a caveat.
In return he will tell or more probably has answered DJT's questions about DeepState.
Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 01, 2024 10:15 PM (g1bu+)
Posted by: Auspex at December 01, 2024 10:15 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: Mister Ghost at December 01, 2024 10:16 PM (TGPs7)
Posted by: gKWVE at December 01, 2024 10:16 PM (gKWVE)
From here on to the 25th, it'll just be repeats, like the muzak in the stores.
Posted by: mindful webworker - Mary, didja know? Didja? Didja? at December 01, 2024 10:12 PM (e0p6D)
I can assure you, DJ Doof has more than an ample supply of holiday tunes. There will be no repeats! Well, not repeat songs. Repeat artist(s)? Stay tuned!
Posted by: Doof at December 01, 2024 10:16 PM (RFPHU)
Posted by: Scarymary at December 01, 2024 10:16 PM (Xy451)
Posted by: andycanuck
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That was a backyard TD by Buffalo. Fun.
Posted by: scampydog at December 01, 2024 10:16 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: It is Go Time Donald at December 01, 2024 10:10 PM (dpIig)
Obviously a Japanese company. Don't know if Christmas is big over there.
Posted by: RickZ
Even a Japanese company would
Not be that tone deaf. And you’d think someone on the LA office would have said, uhm yeah guys, how about we do the party on on say the 15th instead of the night everyone wants to be at home with their family?
FWIW from Wiki;
Although it is not an official holiday, most companies voluntarily designate a holiday from December 29 to January 3, or, depending on the industry, from Christmas Eve to January 5.
So yeah having a party on the 24th would be weird even for the Japanese.
Posted by: It is Go Time Donald at December 01, 2024 10:17 PM (dpIig)
@Nero
Growing acceptance in transition land that
@Kash_Patel
So Milo isn't the best of sources, but Kash is worth sending the whole damn FBI home to get him in leadership. The assumption should be everyone that votes against him is on either the Epstein or Diddy lists.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2024 10:17 PM (oZhjI)
That's a drink too, no? Licoricey?
Posted by: From about That Time at December 01, 2024 10:17 PM (4780s)
From Burisma bribery to raping underage girls there are a bunch of more serious changes that can and I hope will be brought.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2024 10:05 PM (oZhjI)
Just spitballin' here, but if there's any Biden grift from 2024 that goes undeclared on taxes I don't think Biden can pardon that. In other words, the crime won't come until the taxes are filed which is after Biden leaves office. At a minimum you could charge him for the tax evasion on the ill gotten cash.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at December 01, 2024 10:18 PM (pIfcn)
Posted by: andycanuck
One less team in NFC West for the Seahawks worry about. And yes, sportsball in a snow storm is always bestest. The snowball action from the stands is excellent.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 01, 2024 10:18 PM (vO42M)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 01, 2024 10:19 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Scarymary at December 01, 2024 10:16 PM (Xy451)
Good evening - and you're quite welcome.
Posted by: Doof at December 01, 2024 10:19 PM (RFPHU)
Yep.
The text reads [The president] "shall have Power to grant Reprieves and Pardons for Offences against the United States, except in Cases of Impeachment."
Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2024 10:19 PM (oZhjI)
In other words because the "shall not be infringed" clause in the 2A, limits the main bod power granting clauses even more than the 1A restriction does, CONGRESS NEVER HAD THE LEGAL AUTHORITY TO WRITE THE NFA IN THE FIRST PLACE.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at December 01, 2024 10:19 PM (Da7Vv)
Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 01, 2024 10:19 PM (g1bu+)
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 01, 2024 10:19 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: scampydog at December 01, 2024 10:20 PM (41CYW)
Nixon was. And actual legal intricacies aside, this falls under the "So what are you gonna do about it?" clause of Presidential powers.
Posted by: Oddbob at December 01, 2024 10:20 PM (/y8xj)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at December 01, 2024 10:18 PM (pIfcn)
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Tax evasion? Pfft. It'll never work.
Posted by: Al Capone at December 01, 2024 10:20 PM (hY4dx)
Justice.
Served.
I once got a parking ticket in Grand Teton National Park - it was about -30, and I had failed to notice the snow covered "NO PARKING" sign in that corner of the otherwise empty parking lot.
The parking ticket was made out to me, and gave my home address in California, just in case I was thinking of skipping out on it.
The ticket indicated that I could appeal the parking ticket to the Federal court in Jackson.
I thought of writing a letter to the Park Superintendent praising his park ranger for getting out of his nice warm car in the ungodly cold to write me a ticket.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 01, 2024 10:21 PM (uxCna)
Every "highlight" is full of bad defense, bad tackling, or defensive players being flagged for what used to be normal hits.
Do people still watch this schlock?
Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2024 10:21 PM (oZhjI)
Current Report
@Currentreport1
BREAKING:
Islamic Resistance Brigades in Iraq Mobilize towards Syria.
Islamic Resistance Brigades in Iraq have announced their imminent deployment to Syria to confront Tahriral-Sham miltants.
They will reach Damascus within the coming hours – Syrian source
Posted by: Mister Ghost at December 01, 2024 10:21 PM (TGPs7)
So some progress?
Posted by: It is Go Time Donald at December 01, 2024 10:21 PM (dpIig)
Posted by: scampydog at December 01, 2024 10:20 PM (41CYW)
Glad you and your auto-cucumber enjoyed it!
Posted by: Doof at December 01, 2024 10:21 PM (RFPHU)
Posted by: scampydog at December 01, 2024 10:22 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Joe Kidd at December 01, 2024 10:22 PM (Cbio9)
Posted by: Hunter at December 01, 2024 10:22 PM (i0F8b)
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They should use artificial snow all season long. Maybe I'd start watching then?
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 01, 2024 10:22 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 01, 2024 10:23 PM (Gpgvi)
From Burisma bribery to raping underage girls there are a bunch of more serious changes that can and I hope will be brought.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2024
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Don't think so. Dragging Hunter to court will be a big distraction from Trump's agenda. Although, he may use the thought of it as a lever.
Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 01, 2024 10:23 PM (g1bu+)
Posted by: Mister Ghost at December 01, 2024 10:21 PM (TGPs7)
Orcs are well-known for fighting among themselves.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2024 10:23 PM (rsgN5)
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 01, 2024 10:23 PM (hovnC)
If Trump brings the charges and is smart about judge shopping the SC will get to decide.
And Trump should force the issue. Have a nice federal hearing on the girls Hunter abused (with state charges ready to go after the Supremes toss it).
Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2024 10:24 PM (oZhjI)
@HollyBriden
Hunter Biden is probably already naked, high and looking for his selfie stick to take his first post-pardon butthole pic.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at December 01, 2024 10:24 PM (TGPs7)
Sorry but this is the old GOPe mindset.
You have the full federal budget to do these things. If you need to give it to your B team but there is no reason not to use every tool at your disposal.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2024 10:25 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Nom de ONT at December 01, 2024 10:26 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 01, 2024 10:26 PM (vO42M)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at December 01, 2024 10:26 PM (vd6bO)
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Posted by: It is Go Time Donald
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They must be brainstorming a way to control Thune.
Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 01, 2024 10:26 PM (g1bu+)
Posted by: gKWVE at December 01, 2024 10:26 PM (gKWVE)
I need to ask cat people a question.
Our friends cats, Trumpy and Snowflake, are staying with us. We're cat sitting in the new year but have had the cats in our house for 2 months because I didn't want them to adapt in Canadian January.
The Horde has helped me so much. Thank you.
We had weather change in my part of Canada. The tropical part of Canada. Holy crap, we hit freezing and had a dusting of snow!
AOP laughs.
Both cats are staying outside a lot less. Trumpy goes outside a bit but wants to stay inside. His sister, and maybe lover before the fixing, Snowflake goes outside, even for an hour but comes when I call.
Anyways, Trumpy seems lethargic the last several days. I looked online. New house....he's been here 2 months and the cats have free reign.
Stress and anxiety. He's only 10.8 pounds, doesn't want to stay out in the cold. But he's used to being outside. Snowflake is 8.8 pounds but will venture out. But not too long.
Trumpy is eating. Drinking. He's just lethargic. Thoughts would be appreciated. Thanks.
Posted by: Stateless at December 01, 2024 10:26 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Scarymary at December 01, 2024 10:27 PM (Xy451)
You watching Lawrence of Arabia by chance?
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 01, 2024 10:27 PM (vO42M)
Owen Burns: the 13-year old hero from Michigan, who saved his 8-year sister from being kidnapped with a slingshot. He struck the kidnapper on the chest and head by firing marble and a rock from his slingshot. Perpetrator was later identified with a marble-induced injury on his forehead.
https://tinyurl.com/465eybn9
photos
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 01, 2024 10:27 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: scampydog at December 01, 2024 10:28 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 01, 2024 10:26 PM (vO42M)
Trump pardons himself before he leaves office. I don't remember reading that's not allowed, a president pardoning himself. Constitutional crisis? Sure, why not. But unConstitutional? SCOTUS time.
Posted by: RickZ at December 01, 2024 10:28 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Mister Ghost
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Stanford University researcher Seung-min Park wrote that the notion of an “analprint” was observed by artist Salvador Dali, who found, Park said, that “the anus has 35 or 37 creases, which are as unique as fingerprints.”
Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 01, 2024 10:30 PM (g1bu+)
Posted by: besides david brooks, i mean at December 01, 2024 10:31 PM (gKWVE)
THEN: Of course we should believe Joe when he says he won't pardon his son - that would be a grave miscarriage of justice and Joe Biden is a paragon of integrity. But remember whatever Hunter did is no reflection on Joe
Now: Of course Joe had to pardon Hunter. These charges were all political as we see now but didn't see then.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2024 10:31 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Scarymary at December 01, 2024 10:27 PM (Xy451)
Sure it is. They were damn good. I saw them live a few times. Amazing concerts each time.
Posted by: Doof at December 01, 2024 10:31 PM (RFPHU)
Building on that observation, the researcher and his colleagues built their “mountable toilet system” using fund from a $6.97 million dollar NCI grant to Stanford.
https://tinyurl.com/3sy75kd5
Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 01, 2024 10:32 PM (g1bu+)
Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 01, 2024 10:30 PM (g1bu+)
You wanna know how I know that Salvador Dali spent entirely too much time looking at assholes?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2024 10:32 PM (rsgN5)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2024 10:32 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Braenyard
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Law enforcement everywhere saying, "Not it."
Posted by: scampydog at December 01, 2024 10:33 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Stateless
Check the liquor cabinet and inspect the bottles.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 01, 2024 10:33 PM (vO42M)
I think he's bored. Cat seems restless sometimes, looking for trouble but can't find any so naps instead.
Posted by: JQ at December 01, 2024 10:33 PM (YoCnN)
Kash showing up on 𝕏 like
(w/@mad_liberals)
drefanzor memes @drefanzor 8h
h/t @82Socrates
https://tinyurl.com/2dnyx2b8
12 seconds; very LOUD
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 01, 2024 10:33 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2024 10:32 PM (rsgN5)
You're in a AOSHQ comment thread.
Posted by: besides david brooks, i mean at December 01, 2024 10:33 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: RickZ at December 01, 2024 10:28 PM (gKDq2)
Could just as easily have Trump resign at 8AM Jan 20, 2029. Then Vance signs all necessary pardons right before he's sworn in again. Not a damn thing Dems could do but cry about it.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at December 01, 2024 10:33 PM (pIfcn)
Posted by: Mister Ghost at December 01, 2024 10:21 PM (TGPs7)
Well. They'd better have enough dimes when they get to the toll booth.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 01, 2024 10:34 PM (W/lyH)
Trumpy is eating. Drinking. He's just lethargic. Thoughts would be appreciated. Thanks.
Posted by: Stateless at December
Hey there! Wasn’t he recently neutered? Once everything works through his system, a neutered kitty becomes far less insane than an intact one. He will play and have moments of zoomies, but it chills them out a bit. I wonder if that is what you are seeing? Cats really aren’t made for cold weather. If they go out, they need shelter and even a heated blanket. If you can keep them inside, they will be better for it. If you have a litter box, you can monitor output as well as input to ensure he didn’t eat something that disagrees with him or has a blockage.
Posted by: Piper at December 01, 2024 10:34 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: RickZ at December 01, 2024 10:28 PM (gKDq2)
I assumed Trump would temporarily hand over the reigns to JD for some sort of medical procedure, and JD would sign the pardon while Trump was under.
Posted by: tankdemon at December 01, 2024 10:35 PM (BzPol)
And Trump should force the issue. Have a nice federal hearing on the girls Hunter abused (with state charges ready to go after the Supremes toss it).
Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2024 10:24 PM (oZhjI)
It will probably depend on Joe's "promise" to make the transition as smooth as possible. What I'm seeing is Trump putting people in charge of the departments who are so obnoxious to the permanent residents of the administrative state that they'll devote their precious moments fighting the cabinet officers instead of focusing on undermining the president. At least, that's the hope. Hunter is a nothing burger compared to the entrenched power.
Posted by: mrp at December 01, 2024 10:35 PM (rj6Yv)
President Joe Biden announced Sunday that he was pardoning his son Hunter Biden, who faced sentencing later this month in two federal cases. The younger Biden was convicted of federal gun charges, and he pleaded guilty to federal tax evasion charges in September.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 01, 2024 10:35 PM (S838b)
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 01, 2024 10:36 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: Piper at December 01, 2024 10:36 PM (pZEOD)
Sucked to be on the receiving end but I'm guessing it was no fun for the people administering it either
Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2024 10:36 PM (oZhjI)
Got the ribbon for George's FAST CAT run yesterday. He ran the 100 yard length in 9.95 seconds. Not too shabby for his first time out. Puff had her turn today and passed, even though she wasn't as keen as her brother.
The test is open to all breeds. The graceful, powerful stride of the sigthound is austerely beautiful. The run of a Corgi, with its stumpy little legs, like a deranged bunny is comically charming.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 01, 2024 10:36 PM (dxSpM)
You wanna know how I know that Salvador Dali spent entirely too much time looking at assholes?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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I'm scared to ask.
Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 01, 2024 10:37 PM (g1bu+)
President Joe Biden announced Sunday that he was pardoning his son Hunter Biden, who faced sentencing later this month in two federal cases. The younger Biden was convicted of federal gun charges, and he pleaded guilty to federal tax evasion charges in September.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December
He also looked stoned out of his gourd at Disney last week.
Posted by: Piper at December 01, 2024 10:37 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 01, 2024 10:37 PM (vO42M)
Trumpy is likely fine. If he's eating and drinking and peeing and pooping, he may just be practicing hibernation.
Have you tried engaging him in play?
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 01, 2024 10:37 PM (eDXdC)
Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 01, 2024 10:38 PM (g1bu+)
Posted by: Greetings from Mar-a-Miklos at December 01, 2024 10:38 PM (+w4kg)
Cernovich
@Cernovich
Trumps DEA choice was arresting pastors during Covid. SORRY. You can’t do this. We don’t need people like this at the highest levels of law enforcement. It shows he will enforce any draconian law, without discernment.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at December 01, 2024 10:38 PM (TGPs7)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 01, 2024 10:26 PM (vO42M)
They just won't learn.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 01, 2024 10:38 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 01, 2024 10:36 PM (hovnC)
I saw Rhoid Rage open for Rage Against The Machine at the Coliseum in April of '88. The show stunk on ice.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2024 10:38 PM (rsgN5)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 01, 2024 10:37 PM (vO42M)
Cool!
Posted by: Doof at December 01, 2024 10:39 PM (RFPHU)
Posted by: lin-duh at December 01, 2024 10:39 PM (VCgbV)
Ian Jaeger @IanJaeger29 8h
JUST IN: US appeals court has just blocked the Biden Administration’s Student Debt Forgiveness plan again.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 01, 2024 10:39 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: tankdemon at December 01, 2024 10:35 PM (BzPol)
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Too bad Al Haig isn't around anymore. He'd be perfect.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 01, 2024 10:39 PM (hY4dx)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 01, 2024 10:41 PM (1FWWQ)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram
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I perrssonnally pprrefferr ddoubblle cconnssonnanntts bbutt ddoubble vvowwellss arre accepppttabblle.
Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 01, 2024 10:41 PM (g1bu+)
Posted by: Piper at December 01, 2024 10:42 PM (pZEOD)
John Bolton has been wrong about everything so I guess Kash must be pretty awesome.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 01, 2024 10:42 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 01, 2024 10:41 PM (g1bu+)
Looks Welsh or Old English.
Posted by: RickZ at December 01, 2024 10:42 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Stateless at December 01, 2024 10:26 PM (jvJvP)
_____
Is it windy there? My adult female who is afraid of nothing hates the wind. I've never had a cat that liked windy days. Too hard to hear/smell predators.
Posted by: Scarymary at December 01, 2024 10:42 PM (Xy451)
Owen Burns: the 13-year old hero from Michigan, who saved his 8-year sister from being kidnapped with a slingshot. He struck the kidnapper on the chest and head by firing marble and a rock from his slingshot. Perpetrator was later identified with a marble-induced injury on his forehead.
https://tinyurl.com/465eybn9
photos
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 01, 2024 10:27 PM (hovnC)
His face is stuck in "Don't mess with my sister" mode. Bravo!
Posted by: pookysgirl, appreciative of protective older brothers at December 01, 2024 10:42 PM (dtlDP)
Posted by: Piper at December 01, 2024 10:37 PM (pZEOD)
Hunter is a punk.
A loser. A chump.
Protected all his life by daddy. He never learned his lesson.
The pardon is meaningless. He'll be arrested sometime in the next year on some charge.
Rock bottom awaits this dickhead.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 01, 2024 10:43 PM (W/lyH)
*sees the number of "anal creases" comments tonight*
*shakes head and crumples notes*
Posted by: Doof at December 01, 2024 10:43 PM (RFPHU)
*sees the number of "anal creases" comments tonight*
*shakes head and crumples notes*
Posted by: Doof at December 01, 2024 10:43 PM (RFPHU)
Hope Solo cries.
Posted by: RickZ at December 01, 2024 10:44 PM (gKDq2)
Rear U-joint was dry, and needles crumbling on one journal. Clearly the cause of the rumble I heard. Front U-joint was still well-greased, but has brinelling marks on two journals. Both need replaced. And none of my stock of NOS U-joints are the right size. Will call NAPA in the morning.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2024 10:44 PM (rsgN5)
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Rhoids too!
Posted by: andycanuck
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Hemorrhoidectomy. Better than dipping your fingers in acid. And you have a doctor's excuse.
Posted by: buddhaha at December 01, 2024 10:45 PM (apXry)
Posted by: Stateless
Check the liquor cabinet and inspect the bottles.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 01, 2024 10:33 PM (vO42M)
124 Stateless, my outdoor Cat is spending more time indoors, too. No snow (yet) but it's 20s-30s at night & 30s-40s daytime...
I think he's bored. Cat seems restless sometimes, looking for trouble but can't find any so naps instead.
Posted by: JQ at December 01, 2024 10:33 PM (YoCnN)
For a cat who is not our cat, he has a lot of stuff here.
But I think you're right. He's used to being outside watching things. We have cat trees and tables by the windows. Lots of toys. But it's not outside.
He keeps getting offered outside, but passes.
I think it's an adjustment thing.
Thank you.
Posted by: Stateless at December 01, 2024 10:45 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Nom de ONT at December 01, 2024 10:45 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Inspector Clouseau at December 01, 2024 10:46 PM (hY4dx)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 01, 2024 10:46 PM (XV/Pl)
"I will never take the clemency I have been given today for granted and will devote the life I have rebuilt to helping those who are still sick and suffering.” - Hunter Biden
He could reject all this and do the stand up thing and do his time as a down payment towards atoning for all the harm he his done, personal and to the nation, and the massive crimes he committed.
Gotta run...the Feds are kicking in my door....
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 01, 2024 10:46 PM (vO42M)
Posted by: Braenyard
We need common sense analprint control!!
Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2024 10:46 PM (WXNFJ)
Rock bottom awaits this dickhead.
Posted by: Diogenes at Decembe
I bet he ods. Which is sad for hs children. And his new, stage 56 clinger wife.
Posted by: Piper at December 01, 2024 10:46 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Piper at December 01, 2024 10:42 PM (pZEOD)
Hope you like licorice...
...(hands Piper a couple of coffee beans and a shot)
Posted by: Joe Kidd at December 01, 2024 10:47 PM (Cbio9)
I’m getting one of these shirts to wear next time I’m in Seattle.
https://tinyurl.com/2xwubc22
25 seconds; clarification: the lady goes to Seattle occasionally and would wear it there -- it's not sold in/from Seattle.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 01, 2024 10:47 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: Hunter at December 01, 2024 10:47 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Robert at December 01, 2024 10:47 PM (8pGFL)
Posted by: Inspector Clouseau at December 01, 2024 10:46 PM (hY4dx)
Pete Bootygag has a buttprint reader.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2024 10:47 PM (rsgN5)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram
Miss Dixie does that.
barks if I am low.
*gives Dixie a treat*
Posted by: Miklos knows who is good dog, yes she is at December 01, 2024 10:47 PM (+w4kg)
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 01, 2024 10:48 PM (mwI9z)
*sees the number of "anal creases" comments tonight*
*shakes head and crumples notes*
Posted by: Doof
Hope Solo cries.
Posted by: RickZ
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Great! Now I've got a craving for champagne and pastrami!
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 01, 2024 10:49 PM (hovnC)
I just realized...it's 12/1, and no Zappa...I feel so empty...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 01, 2024 10:49 PM (FjReC)
Posted by: Piper at December 01, 2024 10:49 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: JB1000 at December 01, 2024 10:49 PM (tTJvE)
https://tinyurl.com/IceKingJOE
https://tinyurl.com/IceKingJOE-forWARd
So too,
LIB Hypocracy reaches its inevitable conclusion -- they would have you Pity the Devil for being EVIL/Damien Thorne because IceKingJOE is simply NOT GREGORY PECK ENOUGH.
That the Will of the People be in Evidence Everywhere yet Existent in No One -- unless they say so. That *is* really *IS* what they say it it, and they will back it up with the Monopoly of Force which manifests in only one flavor: COERCION.
https://tinyurl.com/IceKingJOE-ReignOverTheRubble
Even as bombs, bullets and lethal force fall like petals over eastern europe, the mediteranean -- LIBs expect you to exist in wistful expectation when it comes to a neighborhood near you! -- special delivery of the IceKing! and the desperate and deliberately Evil whom he sponsor and act on his behalf.
The TRUELY EVIL are abetted by the Venal and the WEAK -- TRUMP has to make them account!
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at December 01, 2024 10:50 PM (imN6w)
25 seconds; clarification: the lady goes to Seattle occasionally and would wear it there -- it's not sold in/from Seattle.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 01, 2024 10:47 PM (hovnC)
Heh! That is cool.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2024 10:50 PM (rsgN5)
Posted by: steevy at December 01, 2024 10:51 PM (KQk9m)
*sees the number of "anal creases" comments tonight*
*shakes head and crumples notes*
Posted by: Doof at December 01, 2024 10:43 PM (RFPHU)
____
Musical interlude idea:
https://tinyurl.com/5n6drpr3
Posted by: Scarymary at December 01, 2024 10:51 PM (Xy451)
Posted by: Hunter at December 01, 2024 10:51 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 01, 2024 10:51 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Piper
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Yup.
Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 01, 2024 10:51 PM (g1bu+)
Great job on the ONT, Doof. Sorry you cant do your planned anus trivia tomorrow. I am sure whatever you come up with to replace it will be just as fun!
Posted by: Piper at December 01, 2024 10:52 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: nurse ratched
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**fist bump**
Posted by: lin-duh at December 01, 2024 10:39 PM (VCgbV)
>>> 152
==
Jealous! I got a sambuca, whatever that is!
Posted by: Piper at December 01, 2024 10:42 PM (pZEOD)
Same here! WTF is a 'sambuca'???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 01, 2024 10:53 PM (KcwUg)
Posted by: COMountainMarie
Frank Zappa Muffin Man Live 1977 HD
https://youtu.be/HGV3yV9q4Q4
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 01, 2024 10:53 PM (vO42M)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 01, 2024 10:53 PM (1FWWQ)
“the anus has 35 or 37 creases, which are as unique as fingerprints.”
How many points of similarity are required for a positive identification?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 01, 2024 10:55 PM (63Dwl)
*sees the number of "anal creases" comments tonight*
*shakes head and crumples notes*
Posted by: Doof
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Phew!
Posted by: Starfish everywhere at December 01, 2024 10:55 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: steevy at December 01, 2024 10:55 PM (KQk9m)
25 seconds; clarification: the lady goes to Seattle occasionally and would wear it there -- it's not sold in/from Seattle.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 01, 2024 10:47 PM (hovnC)
Heh! That is cool.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2024 10:50 PM (rsgN5)
Somebody is going to make a fortune on that shirt!
Posted by: Diogenes at December 01, 2024 10:55 PM (W/lyH)
Whoofreakinghoo!
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 01, 2024 10:48 PM (mwI9z)
Thank you!
Posted by: Doof at December 01, 2024 10:56 PM (RFPHU)
Posted by: steevy at December 01,
Also a siege machine to set ships on fire and batter into their hulls, apparently.
Posted by: Piper at December 01, 2024 10:56 PM (pZEOD)
https://youtu.be/8b0XlImPhxs
Posted by: Robert
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That's hilarious.
*side eye*
How do you find this shit?
Posted by: buddhaha at December 01, 2024 10:57 PM (apXry)
From Burisma bribery to raping underage girls there are a bunch of more serious changes that can and I hope will be brought.
Posted by: 18-1
It would have to be crimes committed before 1/1/2014 or after 1/1/2024, or state charges.
"A Full and Unconditional Pardon For those offenses against the United States which he has committed or may have committed or taken part in during the period from January 1, 2014 through December 1, 2024"
Posted by: Chuck C at December 01, 2024 10:57 PM (yOPBE)
Posted by: nurse ratched
Jealous! I got a sambuca, whatever that is!
Posted by: Piper at December 01, 2024 10:42 PM (pZEOD)
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I got a rock...
Posted by: Charlie Brown at December 01, 2024 10:57 PM (F4bAW)
Posted by: Piper at December 01, 2024 10:52 PM (pZEOD)
Thank you! It's just so upsetting when I looked at my notes and realized tonight's comments kinda rectum
Posted by: Doof at December 01, 2024 10:58 PM (RFPHU)
Nate Silver
@NateSilver538
I discussed here how I voted for Harris despite feeling like Democrats indulged in a lot of bad behavior that voters were rational to publish. After the White House lying about the Hunter pardon I'm not sure how much more I can tolerate.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at December 01, 2024 10:58 PM (TGPs7)
Posted by: David Bowman at December 01, 2024 10:58 PM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: steevy at December 01, 2024 10:58 PM (KQk9m)
Posted by: steevy at December 01, 2024 10:59 PM (KQk9m)
Posted by: Piper at December 01, 2024 10:52 PM (pZEOD)
If you took a hundred boneless pork rectums (actual item of commerce), and used epoxy resin to laminate them into a small tray, would that be an "anus trivet"?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2024 10:59 PM (rsgN5)
Hey there! Wasn’t he recently neutered? Once everything works through his system, a neutered kitty becomes far less insane than an intact one. He will play and have moments of zoomies, but it chills them out a bit. I wonder if that is what you are seeing? Cats really aren’t made for cold weather. If they go out, they need shelter and even a heated blanket. If you can keep them inside, they will be better for it. If you have a litter box, you can monitor output as well as input to ensure he didn’t eat something that disagrees with him or has a blockage.
Posted by: Piper at December 01, 2024 10:34 PM (pZEOD
Thanks Piper!
Yeah, I kind of think Trumpy's dealing with a lot.
Indoor cat a new house...low level. He's been here two months, they don't destroy things, they have free reign, even when the cats have the zoomies at 4 am and I hear them chasing each other around
But I do take him in my room, close the door so he can sleep without his sister bothering him. He's comfortable with that. House not the problen.
I think weather changes plus cats!!
Posted by: Stateless at December 01, 2024 11:00 PM (jvJvP)
Then I found out that Onager is a siege weapon named for a "species of Asian wild ass that ranges from northwest Iran to Turkmenistan" because the weapon had a kick its ass end up in the air. That is totally cool.
Still want starvation.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 01, 2024 11:00 PM (vO42M)
You keep using that word. I don't think that word means what you think it means. "Rescue." You recover a body, you don't rescue it.
Posted by: GWB at December 01, 2024 11:00 PM (GR9H0)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2024 10:59 PM (rsgN5)
A hundred boneless pork rectums??
*McRib has entered the chat*
Posted by: Doof at December 01, 2024 11:00 PM (RFPHU)
How many points of similarity are required for a positive identification?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 01, 2024 10:55 PM (63Dwl)
So how long before a proctologist gets added to the forensics team on NCIS?
Posted by: Diogenes at December 01, 2024 11:00 PM (W/lyH)
Just woke up from a nap. Gotta say, those first 15 seconds or so after waking were quite disconcerting. It took me a bit to figure out that, not only was it not as late as I thought, it wasn't even actually bedtime yet.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 01, 2024 11:01 PM (F4bAW)
Nate Silver
@NateSilver538
I discussed here how I voted for Harris despite feeling like Democrats indulged in a lot of bad behavior that voters were rational to publish. After the White House lying about the Hunter pardon I'm not sure how much more I can tolerate.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at December 01, 2024 10:58 PM (TGPs7)
Nate is finding out that he's as flexible as goatse.
Fag.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 01, 2024 11:01 PM (laHVL)
Posted by: Social Climber at December 01, 2024 11:01 PM (nS6qG)
For the first time since maybe when Ford was Prezzy it's Sunday evening after Thanksgiving - and I'm not stressed about having to go back to work tomorrow....I can get used to this...what is it called.....retirement....??
I am outraged about this pardon thingy but you know what....I'm STILL smiling! Ever since Nov 5.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 01, 2024 11:01 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: steevy
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Does it have 36 or 37 creases?
OK, OK. I know what anise is. It's a seed that tastes like licorice root.
*turns head*
Ptui, Ptui, Ptui!
Posted by: buddhaha at December 01, 2024 11:02 PM (apXry)
Meet your next FBI Director, Kash Patel.
https://tinyurl.com/yy2ckj2a
Screencap list of his bona fides.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 01, 2024 11:02 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: steevy at December 01, 2024 11:02 PM (KQk9m)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 01, 2024 11:03 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Mister Ghost at December 01, 2024 11:03 PM (TGPs7)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 01, 2024 11:01 PM (QGaXH)
Hard to be outraged about the Hunter pardon, when we all knew it was a foregone conclusion.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2024 11:03 PM (rsgN5)
Ian Jaeger @IanJaeger29 13h
BREAKING: Hollywood Actress and Democratic Activist, Alyssa Milano deactivates her X account and leaves the platform.
👀
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 01, 2024 11:03 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 01, 2024 11:03 PM (9zwan)
How many points of similarity are required for a positive identification?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 01, 2024 10:55 PM (63Dwl)
So how long before a proctologist gets added to the forensics team on NCIS?
Posted by: Diogenes
Do they come in albino? I would get one if they did.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 01, 2024 11:04 PM (vO42M)
My friends are bringing over the engineered made cat box with heating.
Just in case.
But yeah, whenever they are outside, I call then in. We're barely at bad weather.
I hope they become indoor cats.
Posted by: Stateless at December 01, 2024 11:04 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Social Climber at December 01, 2024 11:01 PM (nS6qG)
He has his moments
Posted by: Doof at December 01, 2024 11:05 PM (RFPHU)
Detectives enter a bloody, disordered room. "We don't know who did this but he left his anal prints all over the crime scene."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 01, 2024 11:05 PM (dxSpM)
Posted by: That guy who always asks... at December 01, 2024 11:05 PM (mH6SG)
Blessings to you and yours....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 01, 2024 11:03 PM (QGaXH)
Appreciated and back at ya
Posted by: Doof at December 01, 2024 11:05 PM (RFPHU)
"I'm in charge, here, now" was to tell the Soviet Union and other enemies at the time not to try something in the few hours that there was confusion about who was in charge. Reagan was in surgery. Bush was on Air Force Two making a U-Turn over the Pacific without secure communications. Haig never said he was acting President. The flak he got for that has bugged me forever.
Posted by: Chuck C at December 01, 2024 11:06 PM (yOPBE)
@NateSilver538
I discussed here how I voted for Harris despite feeling like Democrats indulged in a lot of bad behavior that voters were rational to publish. After the White House lying about the Hunter pardon I'm not sure how much more I can tolerate.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at December 01, 2024 10:58 PM (TGPs7)
It takes two to lie, Nate: one to lie and one to listen.
Posted by: Homer Simpson at December 01, 2024 11:06 PM (Aqu9a)
*turns head*
Ptui, Ptui, Ptui!
Posted by: buddhaha at December 01, 2024 11:02 PM (apXry)
High five! Anything anise-flavored is very nasty, indeed. Might be tolerable as a very minor constituent of some spice blends like curry. But any anise liqueur is Satan's bile.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2024 11:06 PM (rsgN5)
Posted by: Joe Kidd at December 01, 2024 11:07 PM (Cbio9)
Plus, the niners are losing.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 01, 2024 11:07 PM (aVbgC)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at December 01, 2024 11:07 PM (vd6bO)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 01, 2024 11:07 PM (vO42M)
I think I'd rather Hunter, Jill, and Joe all get cosmic justice like a non-treatable STD that causes intense itching than Trumps admin waste any time on them. But I won't cry if Hunter gets hit with state charges, for crap I expect he'll do starting on Dec 2nd or for stuff he did in the past that is still within the various state statutes of limitations.
Posted by: PaleRider at December 01, 2024 11:07 PM (UKUm3)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 01, 2024 11:05 PM (dxSpM)
The Shitter strikes again, with a bad case of hemorrhoids.
Posted by: RickZ at December 01, 2024 11:08 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 01, 2024 11:05 PM (dxSpM)
A concise description of the Andrew Gillum crime scene.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2024 11:09 PM (rsgN5)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 01, 2024 11:09 PM (dxSpM)
So if you aim it the wrong way, is that the sin of onan?
Posted by: Diogenes at December 01, 2024 11:09 PM (W/lyH)
Who's that knocking at my Doof??
Posted by: The Genies at December 01, 2024 11:09 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: A Better Idea! at December 01, 2024 11:09 PM (nS6qG)
Posted by: GWB
Ah, ha! But what if the deceased was slowly getting sucked out of a hole in an airplane and you grabbed the ankles and pulled it back in???
Posted by: Adriane the Irreverent Pedantic Critic . . . at December 01, 2024 11:09 PM (U/JWQ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Yep. They made the TV at the start of the game. I am pretty sure they are dead by now.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 01, 2024 11:10 PM (vO42M)
Boy, the Deep State is having a flying conniption and hissy shit fit over Kash Patel.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 01, 2024 11:10 PM (w6EFb)
Nate is finding out that he's as flexible as goatse.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
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I saw what you did there.
Internet history for newbies:
Goatse preceeded it, but is basically an x-rated rickroll.
Posted by: buddhaha at December 01, 2024 11:10 PM (apXry)
“the anus has 35 or 37 creases, which are as unique as fingerprints.”
How many points of similarity are required for a positive identification?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 01, 2024 10:55 PM (63Dwl)
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Is this what the principal in Grease was talking about when she said photos of the mooners were sent to the FBI where they have people who specialize in this sort of identification?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 01, 2024 11:11 PM (F4bAW)
Jacqueline Sweet@JSweetLI
·Someone who went to high school with Kash Patel told me he regularly had big parties when his parents went out of town. Patel's family had a big dedicated prayer room in the house, and two boys bragged they had sex with girls in the prayer room.
Chris Bray@a_chrisbray
I've been following up with local sources and I'm told there was a scandal at his high school after a jock, a popular girl, a nerd, a bad boy, and a withdrawn and sullen weird girl went to Saturday detention together.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 01, 2024 11:11 PM (W6hoT)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at December 01, 2024 11:12 PM (vd6bO)
Posted by: steevy at December 01, 2024 10:55 PM (KQk9m)
It is made with star anus.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 01, 2024 11:12 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: That guy who always says... at December 01, 2024 11:12 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 01, 2024 11:12 PM (hovnC)
Who's that knocking at my Doof??
Posted by: The Genies at December 01, 2024 11:09 PM (hovnC)
Do me a favour, open the door, let 'em in.
Posted by: Paul McCartney and Wings at December 01, 2024 11:13 PM (Xy451)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 01, 2024 11:10 PM (w6EFb)
The only question to ask: "So, what are you afraid of?"
Posted by: Diogenes at December 01, 2024 11:13 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at December 01, 2024 11:07 PM (vd6bO)
Fortunately, I was not on my back! I have a hoist in the shop, and I was able to raise the 'burb to have standing headroom under the chassis. Getting the driveshaft out was a piece of cake. And I am real pleased to find an obviously bad U-joint, because that explains the noise and about rules out any problems with the differential and/or transfer case. But I will check fluid level in both while it is up there. Because easy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2024 11:13 PM (rsgN5)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at December 01, 2024 11:13 PM (vd6bO)
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Yes, there were.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 01, 2024 11:13 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: A Better Idea!
Piffle. Don Knotts and McCulloch Go-Karts.
https://youtu.be/qORsk6wGlDY
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 01, 2024 11:13 PM (vO42M)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 01, 2024 11:13 PM (dxSpM)
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Yep. So let me help you out:
"Down With Hanukah" - by Rabbi Meir Kahane
https://tinyurl.com/bdeefd3r
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 01, 2024 11:13 PM (PRk/x)
Took a nap. Please tell me there are guys in the stands at the Bills game with no shirts on.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 01, 2024 11:09 PM (dxSpM)
Of course there are …
It’s what we do 🤷♂️
Posted by: browndog shirtless at December 01, 2024 11:13 PM (VtcBe)
My creases are truly unique. Most remarkable in the world.
Posted by: Hope Solo at December 01, 2024 11:14 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 01, 2024 11:14 PM (lhenN)
@Nero
Growing acceptance in transition land that
@Kash_Patel
will be impossible to confirm, in or out of recess.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at December 01, 2024 10:14 PM (TGPs7)
if you are talking about that freak yiannopolis i wouldn't worry at all. that joker wouldn't know his own prolapsed ass from any other.
What an eeyore.
Posted by: Someday I'll choose a nick and stick with it. Today is not that day! Dangerous Radical at December 01, 2024 11:15 PM (89Sog)
Posted by: Stateless at December 01, 2024 11:16 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Das Limpet at December 01, 2024 11:16 PM (nS6qG)
Brenden Dilley @WarlordDilley 12h
Do you know what someone on the Epstein list or Diddy tapes would do before President Trump is sworn in?
Delete their X account..
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 01, 2024 11:17 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: Goatse dude at December 01, 2024 11:17 PM (Xy451)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at December 01, 2024 11:17 PM (vd6bO)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2024 11:06 PM (rsgN5)
I am very fond of aguardiente. I do not like anisette, though.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 01, 2024 11:17 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: No One Expects the Antifa-ish Humiliation at December 01, 2024 11:17 PM (jxRfg)
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Unblinking Eye Optical Recognition.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 01, 2024 11:18 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: Das Limpet
I am a river of ONT fun.
https://youtu.be/CmlWeWUD4IA
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 01, 2024 11:18 PM (vO42M)
Posted by: PaleRider at December 01, 2024 11:20 PM (UKUm3)
Posted by: Apple iPhones at December 01, 2024 11:20 PM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: Make Up Your Mind! at December 01, 2024 11:20 PM (nS6qG)
Posted by: steevy at December 01, 2024 11:02 PM (KQk9m)
Same here - I’m amazed that there are people who are actually surprised by it!
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 01, 2024 11:21 PM (W6hoT)
He is badman, a bad brownman. We can't endure a bad orangeman and bad brownman at the same time.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at December 01, 2024 11:22 PM (vO42M)
You take your trash talk somewhere else, if you know what is good for you.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 01, 2024 11:22 PM (9zwan)
Margaret Brennan @margbrennan 15h
Former National Security Advisor John Bolton compares Kash Patel, President-elect Trump's pick to head the FBI, to one of Stalin's feared secret police chiefs:
"Trump has nominated Kash Patel to be his Lavrenty Beria. Fortunately, the FBI is not the NKVD. The Senate should reject this nomination 100-0."
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 01, 2024 11:23 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 01, 2024 11:24 PM (dxSpM)
Posted by: Apple iPhones
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Butt dialing!
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 01, 2024 11:24 PM (hovnC)
Love ,
Joey, Jill, and Hunter...
I get the distinct feeling that the actual Biden faction may have made a deal with the Trump faction for info and possible testimony in exchange for being allowed to exit public stage with money and no jail. It has probably been quite a while since Biden has been the actual decider in his admin anyway so anti-Trump gambits may well happen anyway unless the rest of the current administration is too busy planning survival strategies
Posted by: azjaeger at December 01, 2024 11:25 PM (3/XaG)
One of the annoying things when playing real strategy games - the AI can look everywhere at the same time you can't.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2024 11:25 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Bulg at December 01, 2024 11:25 PM (v6JzV)
When does Beau get a posthumous Medal of Honor?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 01, 2024 11:24 PM (dxSpM)
I'd hope after he's dead.
Posted by: Stateless at December 01, 2024 11:25 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 01, 2024 11:26 PM (KAi1n)
Another Doof N. Schmirtz ONT! Woo hoo!!!
Posted by: Bulg at December 01, 2024 11:25 PM (v6JzV)
This ONTanator is the best in the Tri-State area!
Posted by: Diogenes at December 01, 2024 11:27 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Bulg at December 01, 2024 11:27 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Reese's Peanut Butter Cups at December 01, 2024 11:28 PM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 01, 2024 11:28 PM (9zwan)
Republicans pounce on Biden pardoning his son, Hunter
Posted by: Nom de ONT at December 01, 2024 11:28 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: scampydog at December 01, 2024 11:28 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: SFGoth
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You know that things are really getting bad when I can spot the errors.
Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 01, 2024 11:28 PM (g1bu+)
Posted by: steevy at December 01, 2024 11:02 PM (KQk9m)
Same here - I’m amazed that there are people who are actually surprised by it!
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 01, 2024 11:21 PM (W6hoT)
He's a loser. In his 50's and daddy is still bailing his sorry ass out.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 01, 2024 11:29 PM (W/lyH)
Remember when we all thought Bolton and Mattis were serious good guys? One of the biggest results of the Trump Era may be that EVERYONE is only a good guy as long as they remain a good guy, they are all on constant probation
Posted by: azjaeger at December 01, 2024 11:29 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 01, 2024 10:27 PM (hovnC)
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Give this boy an AR!
BTW, story is from May.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 01, 2024 11:29 PM (PRk/x)
Posted by: tankdemon at December 01, 2024 11:29 PM (BzPol)
This is about me isn't it?
Posted by: Andrew Gillum at December 01, 2024 11:30 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Bulg at December 01, 2024 11:31 PM (v6JzV)
but for me, I am going to welcome in a Christmas season that has been missing for the last few years, and I want lights around the house, walking my neighborhood at night and greeting my neighbors in a cheerful manner wishing them peace and "Good Tidings".
Let them understand WHY THEY LOST...and why we wish only the VERY BEST CHRISTMAS SEASON to all of us.
Posted by: Nightwatch at December 01, 2024 11:31 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Inevitable Lefty Accuser at December 01, 2024 11:31 PM (Xy451)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 01, 2024 11:32 PM (dxSpM)
Posted by: Bete at December 01, 2024 11:32 PM (LX4y3)
Especially now O' days.
Posted by: Nightwatch at December 01, 2024 11:33 PM (TDvv2)
This is about me isn't it?
Posted by: Andrew Gillum at December 01, 2024 11:30 PM (oZhjI)
Alright, so, more than zero. Interesting. I was really not expecting so many.
Posted by: tankdemon at December 01, 2024 11:34 PM (BzPol)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 01, 2024 11:32 PM (dxSpM)
No, I love daddy! Will he take me to Dollywood now?
Posted by: Little Navy Roberts Biden in Arkansas at December 01, 2024 11:34 PM (Xy451)
Posted by: Make Up Your Mind! at December 01, 2024 11:20 PM (nS6qG)
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The latter. However, many of the English speaking world have problems pronouncing it correctly, so it was softened by changing it to start with an "H."
Think of last week's Vincent van Goch jokes. Same story.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 01, 2024 11:34 PM (PRk/x)
Posted by: Nightwatch at December 01, 2024 11:35 PM (TDvv2)
BREAKING: Hollywood Actress and Democratic Activist, Alyssa Milano deactivates her X account and leaves the platform.
👀
*Uses fingernail to tap Giv-O-Shit meter*
Nothing.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 01, 2024 11:35 PM (W/lyH)
>>OK, who is this Kash Patel guy?
Worked for Devin Nunes and pretty much uncovered all of the spying on Trump and pretty much the whole Deep State plot.
And yes, he's never going to be confirmed.
So, Trump is basically going to have to personally run the LE/IC apparatus out of the Oval Office.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 01, 2024 11:35 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Justice for Ashli at December 01, 2024 11:35 PM (F3SmE)
God bless you, Joe.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 01, 2024 11:35 PM (9zwan)
Okay, just hosed my WSL Ubuntu install here on my machine (doing something unorthodox and stupid, trying to upgrade to 24.04 the non-standard way).
Now, it's reinstall time and I've got to remember a ton of crap custom stuff I did over the years to recreate.
This is going to take a while...
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 01, 2024 11:36 PM (w6EFb)
Christmas is weirdly huge in Japan. They put lights and trees and wreaths every-fucking-where. Search on YouTube for something like "Christmas Japan 2024".
Posted by: Ian S. at December 01, 2024 11:36 PM (Yqpb4)
Biden, July 2024: "I'm calling for a Constitutional amendment, called the 'No One Is Above The Law' amendment."
Biden, July 2024: “Each of us is equal before the law. No one, no one is above the law."
Biden, May 2024: The American principle of “no one is above the law” was reaffirmed.
Biden, Nov 2023: “In my administration, no one, and I mean no one, is above the law."
*certain exceptions apply*
Western Lensman @WesternLensman 1h
UPDATE: REPUBLICANS POUNCE
POLITICO @politico 2h
Republicans pounce on Biden pardoning his son, Hunter ow.ly/nViY105QtUm
https://tinyurl.com/bddrfsjk
29 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 01, 2024 11:36 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 01, 2024 11:28 PM (9zwan)
I remember when WE took him seriously, way back before the masks fell off.
Now he's just another Neo con grifter getting his coin from where he can, so he says what they want him to say.
Same as Bil Crystal, the Bulwark cuks, Goldblob, etc.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 01, 2024 11:37 PM (FCbAQ)
Posted by: Bete at December 01, 2024 11:37 PM (LX4y3)
Posted by: Nightwatch at December 01, 2024 11:38 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Make Up Your Mind! at December 01, 2024 11:20 PM (nS6qG)
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Aren't there like a 1000 other crimes he's not yet been brought to trial for?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 01, 2024 11:38 PM (PRk/x)
Posted by: Ian S.
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If it has bright multi-colored lights, bells and trees the Japanese are a go for it.
Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 01, 2024 11:39 PM (g1bu+)
These are the real crimes of Hunter and Joe Biden are the money laundering and selling foreign influence to then VP Joe Biden (and that’s not including the underage girls on Hunter Biden’s laptop.
The crimes they charged Hunter with that Joe Biden pardoned were the tip of the iceberg.
In 2009, Joe Biden became VP.
Between 2009 and 2017, Hunter Biden and his “business partners” opened 15 companies. None of those companies produced one product or sold one service. There are no invoices, no accounting records, no expenses.
Side note: Where are the tax returns for these companies?
These companies received:
- 3 million from Romania
- 6.5 million from Ukraine
- 8 million dollars from China
- 3.5 million from Russia
Every company was opened after Joe Biden became VP of the United States.
What goods or services did Hallie Biden, Hunter Biden, and James Biden provide to those 4 countries that allowed them to earn 21 million dollars in 8 years?
Besides money laundering and selling their only asset Joe Biden?
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 01, 2024 11:40 PM (hovnC)
Just woke up from a nap. Gotta say, those first 15 seconds or so after waking were quite disconcerting. It took me a bit to figure out that, not only was it not as late as I thought, it wasn't even actually bedtime yet.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 01, 2024 11:01 PM (F4bAW)
The shorter days tend to wreak havoc on one's internal clock....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 01, 2024 11:40 PM (QGaXH)
And when the MSM/Donk/Uniparty apparatus goes ballistic, tell them.... Because Hunter Biden, now GEABOD.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 01, 2024 11:40 PM (XV/Pl)
Eeyore to the end...
how did that election work out for ya?
Posted by: Someday I'll choose a nick and stick with it. Today is not that day! Dangerous Radical at December 01, 2024 11:41 PM (89Sog)
Margaret Brennan @margbrennan 15h
Former National Security Advisor John Bolton compares Kash Patel, President-elect Trump's pick to head the FBI, to one of Stalin's feared secret police chiefs:
"Trump has nominated Kash Patel to be his Lavrenty Beria. Fortunately, the FBI is not the NKVD. The Senate should reject this nomination 100-0."
Posted by: andycanuck
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Stop it!! At my age, four hour erections can be dangerous!!
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 01, 2024 11:42 PM (sH1oA)
Posted by: Cardinal Biggles at December 01, 2024 11:42 PM (G6LTi)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 01, 2024 11:43 PM (9zwan)
Just read something interesting about why Joey Shitpants pardoned Hunter so soon, rather than waiting until the last day or so, as is usual for shitty pardons.
This short circuits some "pre-sentencing investigation" that federal courts do. Don't know much about that, but apparently Joe didn't want that done.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 01, 2024 11:43 PM (w6EFb)
>>how did that election work out for ya?
Uhhh, it worked out better than I expected, it also could have been better.
You do realize, entropy always wins and that in a couple of quintillion years, The Heat Death of The Universe will occur, right?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 01, 2024 11:44 PM (XV/Pl)
I’m getting one of these shirts to wear next time I’m in Seattle.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 01, 2024 10:47 PM (hovnC)
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Nice!
However, if QR codes on t-shirts start becoming a fad, there will be no end to the amount of time wasted by the masses.
Make this go away.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 01, 2024 11:44 PM (PRk/x)
Republicans pounce on Biden pardoning his son, Hunter
Posted by: Nom de ONT
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But did they seize?
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 01, 2024 11:44 PM (sH1oA)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 01, 2024 11:40 PM (QGaXH)
Saturday I woke up from a 'nap'. It was dark. Looked at the cable box and thought it was 9:30. So I go in to the kitchen, set the coffee up for the ONT and get ready. Then I look at the clock again. It wasn't 9:30, it was 5:30. So Saturday's ONT was very very late by my measurement.
Posted by: RickZ at December 01, 2024 11:44 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 01, 2024 11:44 PM (PcTds)
·Someone who went to high school with Kash Patel told me he regularly had big parties when his parents went out of town. Patel's family had a big dedicated prayer room in the house, and two boys bragged they had sex with girls in the prayer room.
Just Stop! I'm a big supporter of Patel already.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2024 11:44 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Lirio100 at December 01, 2024 11:44 PM (izAv/)
Is there some statute of limitations concerning anything Hunter may have done before the effective date of the pardon?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 01, 2024 11:45 PM (dxSpM)
Just woke up from a nap. Gotta say, those first 15 seconds or so after waking were quite disconcerting. It took me a bit to figure out that, not only was it not as late as I thought, it wasn't even actually bedtime yet.
Posted by: No One of Consequence
It's not Friday, you don't have a biology test & you are not a freshman.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 01, 2024 11:46 PM (S838b)
Besides money laundering and selling their only asset Joe Biden?
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC)
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The answer my friend is pissing in the wind
The answer is pissing in the wind
just make sure you're looking down wind
Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 01, 2024 11:46 PM (g1bu+)
Posted by: Make Up Your Mind! at December 01, 2024 11:20 PM (nS6qG)
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Aren't there like a 1000 other crimes he's not yet been brought to trial for?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 01, 2024 11:38 PM (PRk/x)
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Mispronouncing Chanukkah is a crime?!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 01, 2024 11:46 PM (F4bAW)
>>Is there some statute of limitations concerning anything Hunter may have done before the effective date of the pardon?
Without reading the actual pardon, it's hard to say what the parameters are, but it's probably some kind of blanket pardon that would cover most of The Biden Crime Families Crimes.
More than likely this just the first of a handful of pardons that will cover James Biden and most of Joe's family and associates.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 01, 2024 11:48 PM (XV/Pl)
Santa baby, just slip a sable under the tree
For me
Been an awful good girl
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa baby, a 45 flathead too
Light blue
I'll wait up for you dear
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight
Posted by: Eartha Kitt at December 01, 2024 11:48 PM (XeU6L)
Which is often how criminal operations collapse when the scre up turns rat.
Posted by: Bete at December 01, 2024 11:48 PM (LX4y3)
Posted by: Lirio100 at December 01, 2024 11:44 PM (izAv/)
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Obligatory musical interlude:
https://youtu.be/GjNXTQfsL9Y
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 01, 2024 11:50 PM (PRk/x)
Posted by: runner at December 01, 2024 11:50 PM (QTCRF)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 01, 2024 11:01 PM (QGaXH)
Hard to be outraged about the Hunter pardon, when we all knew it was a foregone conclusion.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2024 11:03 PM (rsgN5)
I know - but I'm still outraged. BUT...not enough to stop smiling....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 01, 2024 11:51 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 01, 2024 11:46 PM (F4bAW)
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I beg your pardon.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 01, 2024 11:51 PM (PRk/x)
your predictions and pronouncements have been less than stellar. Maybe you should flush those black pills down the toilet for a change.
It gets tiresome.
Posted by: Someday I'll choose a nick and stick with it. Today is not that day! Dangerous Radical at December 01, 2024 11:52 PM (89Sog)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 01, 2024 11:52 PM (dxSpM)
Posted by: Candles what will never be president at December 01, 2024 11:53 PM (LX4y3)
Posted by: runner at December 01, 2024 11:50 PM (QTCRF)
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He's making a list
And checking it twice.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 01, 2024 11:53 PM (PRk/x)
Posted by: Candles what will never be president at December 01, 2024 11:53 PM (LX4y3)
I guess we will find about recess appointments then. The Senators who want to sit on the throne for a day will get to recreate the role of Damacles.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Justice for Ashli at December 01, 2024 11:54 PM (F3SmE)
Such a versatile siege weapon. One could hurl large stones, a cauldron of flaming oil, or fetid bodies as an early form of biological warfare over the adversary's parapets.
What a WEAPON!!!
Posted by: Nightwatch at December 01, 2024 11:54 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 01, 2024 11:54 PM (PcTds)
Posted by: RickZ
Did that once. Used to have to get up at 3:00 am, S, S & S and leave by three thirty. We had aluminum foil over the windows in the BOQ. I went to bed around 2:00 pm. Woke up, looked at the vlock, it said 3:30. Shit. Jumped out of bed, showered, dressed and ran outside. Was almost blinded by the sun. I didn't notice the clock said PM.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 01, 2024 11:55 PM (S838b)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 01, 2024 11:55 PM (uRu1z)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 01, 2024 11:55 PM (Sgq8y)
>>It gets tiresome.
This is sort of reminiscent of that scene in Fight Club where the office manager confronts Tyler Durden over something he found on the printer.
You have free will, you can simply ignore what I write.
You're not owning me dude, I simply don't care what you think.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 01, 2024 11:55 PM (XV/Pl)
I would pardon Beau even if he snorted ecstacy out of the ass-crack of a Thai-tranny in Bangkok.
Dear sweet man.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 01, 2024 11:56 PM (9zwan)
Posted by: Bete at December 01, 2024 11:56 PM (LX4y3)
Posted by: Thomas Bender
To my knowledge, James Biden or any of the other crime family syndicate haven't been charged with any crimes. Makes it a bit difficult to issue pardons.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Justice for Ashli at December 01, 2024 11:58 PM (F3SmE)
90,000 votes still up in the "Silicon Valley"
go figure that.
They just be players doin their Democrap playin
THAT RIGHT GAVIN?
OH YESSSS SIR NANCY'S BOY...OH YESSSS SIR.
Posted by: Nightwatch at December 01, 2024 11:58 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 01, 2024 11:55 PM (XV/Pl)
Must be tough going through life always worried.
You are right, I can just ignore you. Conversely, you can ignore me.
You keep throwing the black pills around, I'll keep calling you out over it.
Now, Just deal with it.
mmmkkkaaayy???
Posted by: Someday I'll choose a nick and stick with it. Today is not that day! Dangerous Radical at December 01, 2024 11:58 PM (89Sog)
Just woke up from a nap. Gotta say, those first 15 seconds or so after waking were quite disconcerting. It took me a bit to figure out that, not only was it not as late as I thought, it wasn't even actually bedtime yet.
Posted by: No One of Consequence
Don't believe them - this is all still part of the dream!
Posted by: Cardinal Biggles at December 01, 2024 11:59 PM (G6LTi)
Yep, I'm not all that upset by the Hunter pardon. It was going to happen.
And there will be another flurry of them as he slips out the door come Jan. 20th.
There was something about that pre-sentencing investigation they didn't want to happen, which is why they did it now for Hunter.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 01, 2024 11:59 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: runner at December 02, 2024 12:01 AM (QTCRF)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 01, 2024 11:01 PM (QGaXH)
Hard to be outraged about the Hunter pardon, when we all knew it was a foregone conclusion.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Next time someone says Trump 34 felonies, I'm simply going to reply, "Hunter Biden Pardon".
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 02, 2024 12:02 AM (S838b)
Posted by: jim (in hospital in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2024 12:02 AM (SSBCb)
A blanket pardon if you will.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 02, 2024 12:03 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: runner at December 02, 2024 12:03 AM (QTCRF)
The default federal statute of limitations is 5 years. Fraud against the US and other white collar crime is 10 years. Capital crimes and sexual crimes against children have no statute of limitations.
Posted by: Chuck C at December 02, 2024 12:03 AM (yOPBE)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Justice for Ashli at December 02, 2024 12:04 AM (F3SmE)
Posted by: jim (in hospital in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2024 12:02 AM (SSBCb)
Get Well soon jim
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 02, 2024 12:04 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2024 12:05 AM (rsgN5)
This time...Knives out...we know what's at stake.
Hey, Hunter, AAWwwww.. look at you boy...all clean and sparkly now that yer daddy done blessed you and wiped away your corrupt tears.
Maybe now you can go and buy Christmas presents for your daughter.
Though, we will be watching out for you buying Meth out on Santa Monica Blvd. again.
OH YES!!
Posted by: Nightwatch at December 02, 2024 12:06 AM (TDvv2)
>>Must be tough going through life always worried.
You know what I do for a living dude, I build Broadcast Production Facilities, Mission Critical Environments, Electronic Security System Infrastructure, and the like.
You know what I'm doing right now, updating RISK Matrices.
I sometimes get more than four hours of sleep a night... Sometimes.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 02, 2024 12:06 AM (XV/Pl)
Yes to his family. Probably yes to himself (although no President yet has issued a pardon to himself)
"The President ... shall have Power to grant Reprieves and Pardons for Offenses against the United States, except in Cases of impeachment."
Posted by: Chuck C at December 02, 2024 12:09 AM (yOPBE)
The Christmas Light Display video is actually from a pirated copy of "Last of the Mohicans Redux", where it was swapped into the film for the scenes from the siege of Fort William Henry.
True story!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 02, 2024 12:10 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 02, 2024 12:11 AM (dnZdn)
Posted by: Mister Ghost
Nate, give it a rest. You're well-known as a diehard, team player. And it's diehard season.
Posted by: SFGoth at December 02, 2024 12:11 AM (KAi1n)
A seasonal classic:
https://youtu.be/G2z46qcHecc
G'nite, y'all.
Posted by: mindful webworker - see me feel me touch me heal me at December 02, 2024 12:13 AM (e0p6D)
Again.
*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 02, 2024 12:14 AM (Xo+UM)
Posted by: scampydog at December 02, 2024 12:15 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: raimondo at December 02, 2024 12:16 AM (09EGB)
The pardon power is plenary for federal crimes. POTUS can't pardon for state crimes.
And he can pardon himself. The only thing it doesn't extend to is *future* crimes. POTUS can't give someone or himself a blank check.
And it doesn't have to be actual charged, indicted crimes either, anything in the past, known or unknown, and Hunter got such a blanket pardon. The only thing is the time limit going back.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 02, 2024 12:19 AM (w6EFb)
"The President ... shall have Power to grant Reprieves and Pardons for Offenses against the United States, except in Cases of impeachment."
Posted by: Chuck C
The president's power to pardon is not restricted by any temporal constraints except that the crime must have been committed. To pardon a family member who has not been charged or even indicted would be considered a presumptive pardon. Same as admitting guilt. The only presumptive pardon granted was Ford's pardon of Nixon. To pardon Jimmy, Hayley or any of the others is a slippery slope. It is definitely an area that could be challenged.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Justice for Ashli at December 02, 2024 12:19 AM (F3SmE)
Posted by: scampydog at December 02, 2024 12:20 AM (41CYW)
>>The only thing is the time limit going back.
The pardon is largely a signal to back off the Turnips family.
Unless Hunter does something incredibly stupid, which is not outside of the realm of possibility, nobody is going to go after him.
Like I said, when Trump pardons the J6'rs and the rest, just hold up a picture from the laptop from hell of Hunter Biden riding a dude buck naked, and tell the MSM/Donk Apparatus to EABOD.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 02, 2024 12:22 AM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Biden's Dog
Goch is a joke best served live.
Posted by: SFGoth at December 02, 2024 12:23 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Nightwatch at December 02, 2024 12:23 AM (TDvv2)
You might have to get up early on Monday.
Posted by: The Working Man at December 02, 2024 12:24 AM (jxRfg)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 02, 2024 12:29 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at December 02, 2024 12:30 AM (l7Kbv)
Ho! Ho! BLOW!
Let their Christmas be merry and BRIGHT!!!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 02, 2024 12:33 AM (Xo+UM)
Posted by: Bulg at December 02, 2024 12:33 AM (v6JzV)
A blanket pardon if you will.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 02, 2024 12:03 AM (Sgq8y)
Blanket pardons? Like the ones that got them injuns?
Posted by: Joseph Robinette Malt O'Meal Biden at December 02, 2024 12:35 AM (2+SeL)
https://mol.im/a/14146879
Posted by: Ciampino - somehow I'm unmoved at December 02, 2024 12:41 AM (i0xsb)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 02, 2024 12:44 AM (i24o9)
https://tinyurl.com/bdhhs5zk
Quit making EVs. Make ICE and hybrids and stop manufacturing in any country that has compulsory targets with penalties. Governments can choose between Gaia and jobs ie VOTES.
Posted by: Ciampino - Time that businesses stand up to governments at December 02, 2024 12:44 AM (i0xsb)
Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 02, 2024 12:45 AM (g1bu+)
He's probably cold, for sure. Not that your house is too cold, just, as you mentioned, cold weather in general and all of the above.
It warms my heart to see you so thoroughly pussy whipped! 🥰🥰🥰
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at December 02, 2024 12:46 AM (Vvh2V)
Ukraine is sort of like Crimean War 2.0. I can see why the Russians are a bit paranoid about that region.
Oh, and I get a trebuchet too.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 02, 2024 12:46 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Ciampino
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I think the Japanese 'iced' the Nissan guy who made the deal with Renault.
Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 02, 2024 12:47 AM (g1bu+)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 02, 2024 12:47 AM (sH1oA)
Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 02, 2024 12:49 AM (g1bu+)
Mt. Rushmore, here he comes.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 01, 2024 10:06 PM (hY4dx)
LMAO
Good. Let the corruption be cemented in history.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 02, 2024 12:57 AM (i24o9)
Get rid of all French influences as to design and engineering.
Everything weird and ugly about Nissan (Juke, Cube, etc.), came out of those French design studios. Remember the late 90s/early aughts Altima, with the narrow, longitudinal "sunroof"? French.
I am not current with Nissan's state of engineering. But Mazda has surpassed them on Reliability Ratings. Mazda is now up with Toyota and Honda. Nissan, ain't.
Nissan gets any "cheaper" in execution, they'll be down with Mitsubishi in the "also ran" sweepstakes.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 02, 2024 12:59 AM (Xo+UM)
Posted by: Ciampino - somehow I'm unmoved at December 02, 2024 12:41 AM (i0xsb)
_____
He self-deported. Trump's immigration policy is already working.
Posted by: Scarymary at December 02, 2024 12:59 AM (Xy451)
Now if an African swallow had picked up the loose end of the wire with its beak, flown over the powerlines and then dropped the wire, that would have been a freak accident, even though it didn't involve coconuts.
Posted by: Ciampino - Glowing or smoking? at December 02, 2024 01:02 AM (i0xsb)
Posted by: RickZ at December 02, 2024 01:03 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at December 01, 2024 10:19 PM (Da7Vv)
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What's an NFA?
Posted by: Ciampino - always use full name o first use at December 02, 2024 01:05 AM (i0xsb)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 02, 2024 01:06 AM (lhenN)
Ukraine is sort of like Crimean War 2.0. I can see why the Russians are a bit paranoid about that region.
Oh, and I get a trebuchet too.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt
Leaning back into my former academic career, I agree with your perception of the Crimean War. The end goals, apart from preventing the Russian Empire gaining a warm water port, were extremely ill-defined. The near-senile Brit commander, Lord Raglan, had to be constantly reminded that the enemy were Russian, not French, and the scale of his military knowledge had not developed further than the end of his previous service in the Napoleonic Wars in 1815.
One of the few good outcomes of the conflict, apart from the beginning of nursing as a profession, was that the Royal Army undertook an investigation into the competency of their officer class, and as a result the purchasing of commissions was eased out and institutions like Sandhurst came into being. I should add that many believe the PM and the Cabinet were drunk when they decided to sign off on the entire effort.
Posted by: Cardinal Biggles at December 02, 2024 01:07 AM (G6LTi)
https://mol.im/a/14146017
Can she claim 'abortion'?
Posted by: Ciampino - always use full name on first use at December 02, 2024 01:07 AM (i0xsb)
Posted by: Ciampino - always use full name o first use at December 02, 2024 01:05 AM (i0xsb)
National Firearms Act?
Posted by: RickZ at December 02, 2024 01:07 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: RickZ at December 02, 2024 01:10 AM (gKDq2)
That was it.
Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 02, 2024 01:12 AM (g1bu+)
In Brit English a slingshot is called a catapult, which is also used for the large siege engine.
Posted by: Ciampino - no confusion at December 02, 2024 01:12 AM (i0xsb)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 02, 2024 01:12 AM (Sgq8y)
Appoints Jared's skeevy father (Charles Kushner) as ambassador to France.
Pardoning him was a mistake during his first term - listening to Jared Kushner on anything (ran Trump's re-election campaign
into the ground) was further incompetence.
This is what Daddy Kushner did (via Wikipedia, but on the record in this case):
"In 2005, he was convicted of illegal campaign contributions, tax evasion, and witness tampering after hiring a prostitute to seduce his brother-in-law, arranging to record a sexual encounter between the two, and sending the tape to his sister. He was sentenced to two years' imprisonment, which he served in the Federal Prison Camp, Montgomery. As a convicted felon, he was also disbarred in three states."
Charles Kushner should not be anywhere near this present Trump administration...
Posted by: Mister Ghost at December 02, 2024 01:13 AM (TGPs7)
Posted by: Hunter Biden at December 02, 2024 01:15 AM (FDlb9)
Now if an African swallow had picked up the loose end of the wire with its beak, flown over the powerlines and then dropped the wire, that would have been a freak accident, even though it didn't involve coconuts.
Posted by: Ciampino - Glowing or smoking? at December 02, 2024 01:02 AM (i0xsb)
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But African swallows are non-migratory.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 02, 2024 01:15 AM (F4bAW)
Posted by: Mister Ghost
Well, he *is* being sent to Fwance, right? Seems like he'll fit right in, there.
Posted by: JQ at December 02, 2024 01:18 AM (YoCnN)
Posted by: Mister Ghost
Well, he *is* being sent to Fwance, right? Seems like he'll fit right in, there.
Posted by: JQ at December 02, 2024 01:18 AM (YoCnN)
Antarctica would be better...
Posted by: Mister Ghost at December 02, 2024 01:20 AM (TGPs7)
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Yes, but.. Maybe he'll lose his passport while he's over there. Heh.
Posted by: JQ at December 02, 2024 01:23 AM (YoCnN)
Posted by: nurse ratched
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**fist bump**
Posted by: lin-duh at December 01, 2024 10:39 PM (VCgbV)
***double fist bump***
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at December 02, 2024 01:24 AM (SRRAx)
Posted by: JQ at December 02, 2024 01:18 AM (YoCnN)
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👍
Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 02, 2024 01:24 AM (g1bu+)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 02, 2024 01:29 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: Archer at December 02, 2024 01:30 AM (IDphi)
Posted by: JQ at December 02, 2024 01:34 AM (YoCnN)
Shucks.
LOL
Posted by: JQ
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After rewiring the lights on my truck, clearing of and putting a new bed on the trailer, fixing the wiring on the trailer (sockets and all) then winching the tractor on the trailer with a chain hoist (it really doesn't like running parallel to the earth) I pulled into Sketchy's small engine and tractor repair emporium at 7:15 P.M. Tuesday.
Hopefully he will have it repaired before the leaves fall.
Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 02, 2024 01:39 AM (g1bu+)
Posted by: Ciampino - always use full name o first use at December 02, 2024 01:05 AM (i0xsb)
$20, same as in town.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 02, 2024 01:43 AM (i24o9)
https://mol.im/a/14146221
The ankle bracelet means he was out on parole. This attack means he nullified his parole and should have to serve that full sentence plus at least 10 years for this assault. Our judges have gone bonkers.
Posted by: Ciampino - judge should be debenched at December 02, 2024 01:43 AM (i0xsb)
Posted by: Braenyard
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All the leaves are finally down, here.
Hope your tractor is returned to good operation, on schedule.
Wow, you've been busy! I'm embarrassed by how little I've accomplished lately...
Posted by: JQ at December 02, 2024 01:46 AM (YoCnN)
You might have to get up early on Monday.
Posted by: The Working Man at December 02, 2024 12:24 AM (jxRfg)
I've got that beat - I have to get up early and go get chemo....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at December 02, 2024 01:49 AM (SRRAx)
Now if an African swallow had picked up the loose end of the wire with its beak, flown over the powerlines and then dropped the wire, that would have been a freak accident, even though it didn't involve coconuts.
Posted by: Ciampino - Glowing or smoking? at December 02, 2024 01:02 AM (i0xsb)
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But African swallows are non-migratory.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 02, 2024 01:15 AM (F4bAW)
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We don't wish to know that.
Posted by: The Spanish Inquisition at December 02, 2024 01:50 AM (i0xsb)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2024 01:51 AM (W6hoT)
https://mol.im/a/14146913
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore at December 02, 2024 01:52 AM (i0xsb)
https://mol.im/a/14146879
Posted by: Ciampino - somehow I'm unmoved at December 02, 2024 12:41 AM (i0xsb)
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In this day and age of gubbernmint mayhem, I have questions.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 02, 2024 01:54 AM (PRk/x)
https://mol.im/a/14145773
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il sindaco e un idiota at December 02, 2024 01:55 AM (i0xsb)
He was never going to not be pardoned. The only question was when. Now that there is no issue of political inconvenience, the lies fly to dress it up as some sort of surprising reversal.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 02, 2024 01:56 AM (i24o9)
When I bought it, passenger wiper arm was missing. Ok, ordered and put new one on. Maybe didn't get it quite right, off by one or two splines? Or just bend/tweak the new arm so it wipes cleanly?... I dunno.
Washer pump works, but sprays onto the ground from engine compartment... pump (evidently) mounts into the side of washer reservoir. If I try to fill reservoir, liquid eventually splashes onto the ground. Can't see #%$#^ because it's oddly shaped and mostly under the battery tray and behind shrouding at driver's side front tire.
Was *going to* do the work this spring, then summer, then fall-- now it's too cold to fuss around with it. Meh. Just try to avoid mud splash on the road for now.
Posted by: JQ at December 02, 2024 01:57 AM (YoCnN)
Posted by: RickZ
Bonk! Bonk! in the face!
Posted by: SFGoth at December 02, 2024 02:01 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 02, 2024 02:02 AM (g1bu+)
https://mol.im/a/14129165
My kingdom for a comma:
Martin had driven in his motor home to the foot of St Helens the day before the eruption to help study the burgeoning mountain as a radio operator.
I didn't know mountains could be radio operators.
Posted by: The Grammar Cops at December 02, 2024 02:04 AM (i0xsb)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 02, 2024 02:04 AM (KAi1n)
https://mol.im/a/14143887
Posted by: Ciampino - Geordia on my mind at December 02, 2024 02:06 AM (i0xsb)
I've got probly everything to fix it right, just haven't gotten a whole day without interruption *and* decent weather *and* space to work.
Next spring, for sure!
Posted by: JQ at December 02, 2024 02:07 AM (YoCnN)
Door is only 8ft wide, so would need to remove truck side mirrors to get it in there. If there was enough floor space.
There's not enough floor space.
Posted by: JQ at December 02, 2024 02:14 AM (YoCnN)
https://tinyurl.com/4wn6ebw6
Wow, that photo!!
I'm surprised there wasn't a shootout.
Posted by: Ciampino - Georgia on my mind at December 02, 2024 02:20 AM (i0xsb)
https://i.redd.it/xrlbq9hgi4z81.jpg
Posted by: Ciampino - Let it snow in IL at December 02, 2024 02:21 AM (i0xsb)
Good evening, all.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 02, 2024 02:24 AM (lCaJd)
Yeah, that's on for next spring too. Mission creep-- because by then, it'll be time to change the oil as well.
I need a wife, to take care of hubby and cook and clean while I do all the other things around here. *sigh*
Posted by: JQ at December 02, 2024 02:24 AM (YoCnN)
https://mol.im/a/14147057
Posted by: Ciampino - Let it snow in Illinois at December 02, 2024 02:24 AM (i0xsb)
https://mol.im/a/14146985
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Posted by: JQ at December 02, 2024 02:43 AM (YoCnN)
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Well, there's always pinball.
Posted by: Bernie Taupin at December 02, 2024 02:43 AM (XeU6L)
Sir Elton John, says he 'won't be around' to see his sons get married - going blind
https://mol.im/a/14147057
Posted by: Ciampino
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Well, there are 2 things going on here.
1 - Elton John is 77 and his kids are 11 and 13, so yeah, the math doesn't look great.
2 - Elton John is going blind.
So he *might* be around -- but unable to see it -- if the kids get on it the minute they're legal.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 02, 2024 02:57 AM (lCaJd)
Was gonna do it Friday, but it never got above freezing-- then Saturday, and then today, but got sidetracked. LOL. That happens *a lot* here.
Posted by: JQ at December 02, 2024 03:00 AM (YoCnN)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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That was my first thought.
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Posted by: JQ
Alternatively-- I need to win the lottery, so *I* can take care of hubby and cook and clean while everything else is hired out!
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