Mid-Morning Art Thread

It is Cholera to Blame
Pavel Fedotov

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 Par-Tay!

Posted by: RNC Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 02, 2024 09:30 AM (hOUT3)

2 It was the salmon mousse.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 02, 2024 09:30 AM (X2Xn6)

3 st!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 02, 2024 09:30 AM (ZANHd)

4 F'n covid shot!

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 02, 2024 09:31 AM (S838b)

5 But I didn't even eat the salmon mousse!

- The Dead Guy

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 02, 2024 09:31 AM (ZANHd)

6 He's dead, Jim.

Posted by: dantesed at December 02, 2024 09:31 AM (Oy/m2)

7 That is an awful dinner party. Why are the women fighting on the right?

Posted by: Stinky at December 02, 2024 09:31 AM (GTF0J)

8 It was the salmon mousse.
Posted by: nurse ratched

I told them repeatedly that it needed to be refrigerated!

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 02, 2024 09:31 AM (S838b)

9 It's in the water.

Posted by: BignJames at December 02, 2024 09:31 AM (Yj6Os)

10 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 02, 2024 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

11 Clue, but as a painting

Posted by: 18-1 at December 02, 2024 09:32 AM (oZhjI)

12 Why is that woman walking through the wall?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 02, 2024 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

13 It's in the water.
Posted by: BignJames at December 02, 2024 09:31 AM

"Pass the vodka!"

- Guy on the left

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 02, 2024 09:32 AM (ZANHd)

14 I thought he was passed out drunk at first. Good morning !

Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at December 02, 2024 09:32 AM (DJ7uY)

15 Well, it's Monday.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 02, 2024 09:33 AM (NpAcC)

16 The Covid-19 vaccination strikes again.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 02, 2024 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

17 That is an awful dinner party. Why are the women fighting on the right?
Posted by: Stinky

The one against the wall wants to ride the white pony.
They one holding her back is telling her she has to wait until rigor sets in.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 02, 2024 09:33 AM (S838b)

18 He’s dead, Dzhem…

Posted by: tubal at December 02, 2024 09:33 AM (PCK5/)

19 Ooh, is that a cat fight on the right?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 02, 2024 09:33 AM (LxER7)

20 But it was white privilege that set him up.

Posted by: Eromero at December 02, 2024 09:33 AM (LHPAg)

21 It was ..lupus..

Posted by: tubal at December 02, 2024 09:33 AM (PCK5/)

22 What is the lady on the floor next to him trying to do?

Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at December 02, 2024 09:33 AM (DJ7uY)

23 The Covid-19 vaccination strikes again.

The blue, dead guy is 100% safe from COVID

Posted by: This message brought to you by Pfizer at December 02, 2024 09:34 AM (oZhjI)

24 I initially thought it was Cholera the intestinal illness until I read this: A cholera is a pastry filled with potatoes, vegetables, fruits and cheese, originated from the Valais region of Switzerland.

Originally, the local ingredients for such a dish were apples, pears, potatoes, onions, leeks, raclette cheese (usually Gomser) and bacon. The dish is mostly known in the region of Valais within Switzerland.

Posted by: Stinky at December 02, 2024 09:34 AM (GTF0J)

25 But is he really truly dead?

Posted by: The Munchkin Coroner at December 02, 2024 09:34 AM (DobEs)

26 Why is that woman walking through the wall?
Posted by: Sponge

She's a witch.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 02, 2024 09:34 AM (S838b)

27 Some artists definitely don’t care if people will buy or hang their work.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 02, 2024 09:34 AM (D6PGr)

28 Lookit them epaulets now that's a surgeon general.

Posted by: BignJames at December 02, 2024 09:34 AM (Yj6Os)

29 "Ah yes, that's right. I had the lasagna."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 02, 2024 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)

30 The two guys on the far left:

"Oh-No!"

"Anyway-"

Posted by: davidt at December 02, 2024 09:34 AM (i0F8b)

31 I'm worried that this painting could lead to infighting and even murder among the horde. I demand that it be withdrawn and something new is nominated for todays art thread!

I demand it!!!
NOAW!!!

Posted by: Someday I'll choose a nick and stick with it. Today is not that day! Dangerous Radical at December 02, 2024 09:34 AM (89Sog)

32 She nagged him to death.
‘Are you going to wear that?’

Posted by: Eromero at December 02, 2024 09:34 AM (LHPAg)

33 But is he really truly dead?

I'll handle this one

Posted by: McCoy at December 02, 2024 09:34 AM (oZhjI)

34 Ooh, is that a cat fight on the right?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 02, 2024 09:33 AM

Nope...bathroom.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 02, 2024 09:34 AM (ZANHd)

35 Yes Hunter is pardoned for this crime as well. Would hang

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 02, 2024 09:35 AM (FxDm7)

36 Have we seen this artist before?

Posted by: Tuna at December 02, 2024 09:35 AM (oaGWv)

37 What is the lady on the floor next to him trying to do?
Posted by: IC

One handed CPR.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 02, 2024 09:35 AM (S838b)

38 It's Lupus. It's always Lupus.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 02, 2024 09:35 AM (Q4IgG)

39 Gomser? I just met her!

Posted by: Ugh at December 02, 2024 09:35 AM (DobEs)

40 Is it Cholera to blame?
I suspect alcohol poisoning.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 02, 2024 09:36 AM (NpAcC)

41 It was that last bowl of borscht..

Posted by: tubal at December 02, 2024 09:36 AM (PCK5/)

42 "It's NOT a too-mah!!"

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 02, 2024 09:36 AM (LxER7)

43 What is the lady on the floor next to him trying to do?
Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at December 02, 2024 09:33 AM (DJ7uY)

Liberal retard holding a Bible against his chest declaring there is no God because he isn't reviving the man.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 02, 2024 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)

44 Give him some air!

Posted by: Bystander at December 02, 2024 09:37 AM (i0F8b)

45 Does he have life insurance?

Posted by: redridinghood at December 02, 2024 09:37 AM (NpAcC)

46 Is it Lupus?

https://youtu.be/LNelnqsmnlM

Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at December 02, 2024 09:37 AM (DobEs)

47 Alternate Title: Jonah Goldberg hears the 2024 election results.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at December 02, 2024 09:37 AM (Wjpln)

48 What is the lady on the floor next to him trying to do?

Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at December 02, 2024 09:33 AM (DJ7uY)

Trying to revive him....by hitting him w/a brick.

Posted by: BignJames at December 02, 2024 09:37 AM (Yj6Os)

49 https://youtu.be/LNelnqsmnlM
Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at December 02, 2024 09:37 AM (DobEs)

Thank you. I'd forgotten how annoying Seinfeld was.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 02, 2024 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)

50 Beau Biden died of Cholera.

Posted by: Not a joke at December 02, 2024 09:38 AM (DobEs)

51 The woman isn't sure what to do as she's a doctor, not a mortician.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 02, 2024 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)

52 If only he was wearing a mask ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Looks Like VOTE HARDER Actually Worked This Time at December 02, 2024 09:39 AM (2NlqK)

53 Are the women on the right fighting over a cat?

Posted by: Kris at December 02, 2024 09:39 AM (EwaUh)

54 Not quite sure what's going on with the ladies on the left side of the painting.

Posted by: Tuna at December 02, 2024 09:39 AM (oaGWv)

55 49

Thank you. I'd forgotten how annoying Seinfeld was.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 02, 2024 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)

sotto voce…( that show never moved the needle for me..)

Posted by: tubal at December 02, 2024 09:39 AM (PCK5/)

56 It's no Rockwell, but it's ok.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at December 02, 2024 09:40 AM (eb5mD)

57 Are we sure it wasn't the sniper that got him?

Cholera did put down many in the 1800s

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2024 09:40 AM (868AC)

58 In late December of 1848, cholera, described a century later as “America’s greatest scourge”, made a return visit to the fast-growing city of New Orleans, sixteen years after the “brief, but destructive” epidemic of 1832. This visit, which “paralyzed business and left the city in shambles” was attributed to the arrival of a passenger ship from Liverpool and Le Havre with 1000 immigrants on December 22 of 1948, despite that the first local death from cholera had been reported on December 13 of that year. This “quick but destructive” outbreak claimed the lives of 3,000 residents of New Orleans in two months.

The Times-Picayune reported relentlessly on these events, the growth of which confounded the newspaper, given its report on January 1 of 1849 that cholera “yields readily to medical treatment”.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2024 09:40 AM (gbOdA)

59 Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor...

Posted by: Hunter Biden, Pardoned Sex Pest at December 02, 2024 09:40 AM (Y5VD5)

60 The two guys on the left are consulting Doctor Google via an iPad.

Posted by: In the modern day version at December 02, 2024 09:40 AM (DobEs)

61 Beau Biden died of Cholera.
Posted by: Not a joke

In the Crimean War.

Posted by: Bulg at December 02, 2024 09:40 AM (v6JzV)

62 Is it Cholera to blame?
I suspect alcohol poisoning.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 02, 2024 09:36 AM

Well, to be fair, Russia.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 02, 2024 09:40 AM (ZANHd)

63 Another artist who wasn’t all there and died young in a mental hospital.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 02, 2024 09:40 AM (D6PGr)

64 sotto voce…( that show never moved the needle for me..)
Posted by: tubal at December 02, 2024 09:39 AM (PCK5/)

While I'm sure it had it's moments, I never watched it enough to find out because what I did watch annoyed me greatly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 02, 2024 09:41 AM (Zz0t1)

65 Okay Horde… just where in the hell would you hang this painting???

Posted by: tubal at December 02, 2024 09:41 AM (PCK5/)

66 Trying to revive him....by hitting him w/a brick.
Posted by: BignJames at December 02, 2024 09:37 AM (Yj6Os)

I thought it was her phone.

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at December 02, 2024 09:41 AM (QfvaV)

67 Despite so much loss of life, the Daily Crescent reported on January 1 that the city was eager to resume “briskness in business and gayety in amusement”

wow gay people in NO who would have thunk it?

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2024 09:41 AM (gbOdA)

68 "Died *of* cholera or died *with* cholera?"

– Biden's great, great grandfather as head of the CDC

Posted by: red speck at December 02, 2024 09:41 AM (0Id0S)

69 Okay Horde… just where in the hell would you hang this painting???
Posted by: tubal at December 02, 2024 09:41 AM (PCK5/)

The dining room, duh.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 02, 2024 09:42 AM (Zz0t1)

70 Okay Horde… just where in the hell would you hang this painting???
Posted by: tubal at December 02, 2024 09:41 AM

I'd hang it in the bathroom. Above the toilet paper.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 02, 2024 09:42 AM (ZANHd)

71 This one might be wholly without merit. Not well drawn. Weird subject matter and uninteresting lighting. Would sell on EBay if possible.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 02, 2024 09:42 AM (f3fXK)

72 Just when the best part was coming up.
‘And when I die, and when I’m gone, they’ll be one child born…..to carry on.’
-David Clayton Thomasovitch

Posted by: Eromero at December 02, 2024 09:42 AM (LHPAg)

73 Would monsieur care for a meent? Ees a-wafffer-thin...

Posted by: red speck at December 02, 2024 09:43 AM (0Id0S)

74 65 Okay Horde… just where in the hell would you hang this painting???
Posted by: tubal at December 02, 2024 09:41 AM (PCK5/)

In the bacterial infection room, duh.

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at December 02, 2024 09:43 AM (QfvaV)

75 We speculate, but what's the real context here? Is the title sincere or ironic? Is this a murder mystery, where all the clues are in the painting and the viewer is supposed to figure out who the killer is?

Posted by: Pete in Texas at December 02, 2024 09:43 AM (mrgpw)

76 One of the poorest neighbourhood's in London had the safest [non-shit-polluted] water before one of the great engineering feats of history cleaned up London's water supply.

https://tinyurl.com/3ndn7yz3
blog link with cartoons!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 02, 2024 09:44 AM (hovnC)

77 What is the lady on the floor next to him trying to do?
Posted by: IC

One handed CPR.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 02, 2024 09:35 AM (S838b)

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"Bring me the leeches!"

/obligatory Theodoric of York -- Medieval Barber reference

Posted by: ShainS -- Looks Like VOTE HARDER Actually Worked This Time at December 02, 2024 09:44 AM (QdPyV)

78 It's a trick. Get an axe.

Posted by: Ash at December 02, 2024 09:44 AM (b3T5X)

79 This painting gets funnier the more I look at it. The two guys on the left are like fuck it, let's drink some more. And the two ladies on the right...no idea what they are up to.

Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at December 02, 2024 09:45 AM (DJ7uY)

80 #76 Also includes alot of architectural art.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 02, 2024 09:45 AM (hovnC)

81 Let's start the Christmas season off right!
-CBD

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 02, 2024 09:45 AM (HsOwE)

82 65 Okay Horde… just where in the hell would you hang this painting???
Posted by: tubal at December 02, 2024 09:41 AM (PCK5/)

Guest bedroom

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2024 09:45 AM (gbOdA)

83 Hunty the painter can do a whole series of these.

"It is the cocaine to blame."

"It is the crack to blame."

"It is the fentanyl to blame."

"It is the lap-dancing whore to blame."

Posted by: Mr Gaga at December 02, 2024 09:45 AM (KiBMU)

84 Is this a murder mystery, where all the clues are in the painting and the viewer is supposed to figure out who the killer is?
Posted by: Pete in Texas at December 02, 2024 09:43 AM

Palkovnik Gorchitsa.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 02, 2024 09:45 AM (ZANHd)

85 Not the cyanide I put in his foie gras...
-the Wife

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 02, 2024 09:46 AM (HsOwE)

86 It's no Rockwell, but it's ok.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at December 02, 2024 09:40 AM (eb5mD)

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It's no $50 million Hunter Biden.

Posted by: ShainS -- Looks Like VOTE HARDER Actually Worked This Time at December 02, 2024 09:46 AM (QdPyV)

87 81 Let's start the Christmas season off right!
-CBD

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 02, 2024 09:45 AM (HsOwE)

This WOULD make a nice Advent window offering, eh??

Posted by: tubal at December 02, 2024 09:46 AM (PCK5/)

88 And the two ladies on the right...no idea what they are up to.

Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at December 02, 2024 09:45 AM (DJ7uY)

One of 'em knows where the will is.

Posted by: BignJames at December 02, 2024 09:46 AM (Yj6Os)

89 Ring around the cholera.

Ring around the cholera!!!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 02, 2024 09:46 AM (CflQn)

90 It's a little known fact but in Czarist Russia, CPR was administered using a sizeable brick beaten into the victim's chest.

Posted by: cliff clavin, usps (ret.) at December 02, 2024 09:47 AM (hovnC)

91 The dude with the newspaper just read off yesterday's Lotto numbers.

Posted by: You've won! at December 02, 2024 09:47 AM (DobEs)

92 78 It's a trick. Get an axe.
Posted by: Ash at December 02, 2024 09:44 AM (b3T5X)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 02, 2024 09:47 AM (HsOwE)

93 Pavel Fedotov works hang in multiple museums.

Thomas Kinkade works hang in millions of houses.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 02, 2024 09:47 AM (D6PGr)

94 An untreated person with cholera may produce 10 to 20 liters (3 to 5 US gal) of diarrhea a day.
The painter seemed to miss something important.

Posted by: Explosive Diarrhea That Smells Like Fish at December 02, 2024 09:48 AM (Y5VD5)

95 Does displaying a Russian artist make this blog Putin's puppet?

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at December 02, 2024 09:48 AM (QfvaV)

96 I like the two guys just caring on with their conversation with a dead guy lying at their feet. Colonel Mustard and the woman are the only two who seem even interested.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2024 09:49 AM (LkLld)

97 What was the turkey's internal temperature?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 02, 2024 09:49 AM (Q4IgG)

98 Killed by Colonel Mustard in the dining room with the candlestick.

Posted by: Scarymary at December 02, 2024 09:49 AM (Xy451)

99 An untreated person with cholera may produce 10 to 20 liters (3 to 5 US gal) of diarrhea a day.
The painter seemed to miss something important.
Posted by: Explosive Diarrhea

Some people think it's funny, but it's really soft and runny.

Posted by: Bulg at December 02, 2024 09:49 AM (v6JzV)

100 Morning, ARt Folken,

This looks more like a Victorian/Tsarist era murder mystery stage scene. The woman being pinned against the far wall on the right is the major suspect, the dead man's wife, perhaps. But investigation proves she could not have done it -- she had no access to the murder weapon, or was physically in the wrong spot according to the witnesses. Which simply means that, after suspciion devolves on a few other suspects -- perhaps the drunken guy on the far left with his legs stiffly outstretched -- the final scene proves that she was indeed the murderer.

The detective? Perhaps it's the ineffectual-looking young man in the tan coat behind them.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 02, 2024 09:49 AM (J2vNu)

101 96 I like the two guys just caring on with their conversation with a dead guy lying at their feet. Colonel Mustard and the woman are the only two who seem even interested.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2024 09:49 AM (LkLld)

Is he dead or mostly dead?

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at December 02, 2024 09:49 AM (QfvaV)

102 Would hang in my lair.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at December 02, 2024 09:49 AM (Y0UKd)

103 Someone with cholera wouldn’t have been seated at a dinner table. From what I understand of the symptoms, the victim blows fluid out both ends until they die of dehydration, which doesn’t take long.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2024 09:49 AM (W6hoT)

104 The next scene where Squad 51 rolls up is even more dramatic.

Posted by: Paramedic Gage-"Everyone, Calm Down!" at December 02, 2024 09:49 AM (nS6qG)

105 Shitting yourself to death is never funny.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 02, 2024 09:50 AM (HsOwE)

106 Thank you. I'd forgotten how annoying Seinfeld was.
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That's a shame.

Posted by: jerry seinfeld at December 02, 2024 09:50 AM (hovnC)

107 105 Shitting yourself to death is never funny.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 02, 2024 09:50 AM (HsOwE)

Coloscopy prep

Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at December 02, 2024 09:50 AM (DJ7uY)

108 Maybe just too much turkey.

Posted by: From about That Time at December 02, 2024 09:51 AM (4780s)

109 It's a little known fact but in Czarist Russia, CPR was administered using a sizeable brick beaten into the victim's chest.
Posted by: cliff clavin, usps (ret.) at December 02, 2024

***
CBR: Cardio-Brickerary-Resuscitation.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 02, 2024 09:51 AM (J2vNu)

110 105 Shitting yourself to death is never funny.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 02, 2024 09:50 AM (HsOwE)

But enough about Taco Bell…

Posted by: tubal at December 02, 2024 09:51 AM (PCK5/)

111 But what does Tay Tay think?

Posted by: Speaking of diarrhea at December 02, 2024 09:51 AM (DobEs)

112 Thank you. I'd forgotten how annoying Seinfeld was.

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You are pardoned for this.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at December 02, 2024 09:51 AM (sX1BW)

113 An untreated person with cholera may produce 10 to 20 liters (3 to 5 US gal) of diarrhea a day.
The painter seemed to miss something important.

Where you break out in assholes and shit yourself to death.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2024 09:52 AM (gbOdA)

114 An untreated person with cholera may produce 10 to 20 liters (3 to 5 US gal) of diarrhea a day.
The painter seemed to miss something important.

Posted by: Explosive Diarrhea

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Possibly killed by "A Shart In The Dark?"

Posted by: ShainS -- Looks Like VOTE HARDER Actually Worked This Time at December 02, 2024 09:52 AM (lWNBT)

115 110 105 Shitting yourself to death is never funny.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 02, 2024 09:50 AM (HsOwE)

But enough about Taco Bell…
Posted by: tubal at December 02, 2024 09:51 AM (PCK5/)

Now do Chipotle.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2024 09:52 AM (gbOdA)

116 Maybe art isn't for you.

Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2024 09:52 AM (fV+MH)

117 You are pardoned for this.
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at December 02, 2024 09:51 AM (sX1BW)

Would have been more funny with an Amon ... Goethe(?) Sock. Ralph Feines character.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 02, 2024 09:53 AM (HsOwE)

118 An untreated person with cholera may produce 10 to 20 liters (3 to 5 US gal) of diarrhea a day.
The painter seemed to miss something important.
Posted by: Explosive Diarrhea

Some people think it's funny, but it's really soft and runny.
Posted by: Bulg

Early onset Ozempic.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 02, 2024 09:53 AM (S838b)

119 I guess they used to get tired of painting landscapes.

Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2024 09:53 AM (79pEw)

120 24 I initially thought it was Cholera the intestinal illness until I read this: A cholera is a pastry filled with potatoes, vegetables, fruits and cheese, originated from the Valais region of Switzerland.
Posted by: Stinky at December 02, 2024 09:34 AM (GTF0J)

Thanks for clearing that up- he did not have 'Cholera face".
Looks like apoplexy.
And that dish sounds disgusting.

Posted by: sal at December 02, 2024 09:53 AM (f+FmA)

121 Where you break out in assholes and shit yourself to death.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2024 09:52 AM (gbOdA)

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That would be a good motto for the new Democrat-Communist Party.

Posted by: ShainS -- Looks Like VOTE HARDER Actually Worked This Time at December 02, 2024 09:54 AM (lWNBT)

122 > Shitting yourself to death is never funny.
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*biden has something to say about that.

For the rest of us, however...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 02, 2024 09:54 AM (Q4IgG)

123 A shot of slivovitz will fix him right up.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 02, 2024 09:54 AM (RIvkX)

124 120 24 I initially thought it was Cholera the intestinal illness until I read this: A cholera is a pastry filled with potatoes, vegetables, fruits and cheese, originated from the Valais region of Switzerland.
Posted by: Stinky at December 02, 2024 09:34 AM (GTF0J)

Thanks for clearing that up- he did not have 'Cholera face".
Looks like apoplexy.
And that dish sounds disgusting.
Posted by: sal at December 02, 2024 09:53 AM (f+FmA)

The Swiss have always been.. Quirky…

Posted by: tubal at December 02, 2024 09:54 AM (PCK5/)

125 "And that dish sounds disgusting.
Posted by: sal "

It does sound awful.

Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2024 09:55 AM (fV+MH)

126 123 A shot of slivovitz will fix him right up.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Croatian gasoline. That stuff is NASTY.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 02, 2024 09:55 AM (FuWOw)

127 The next scene where Squad 51 rolls up is even more dramatic.

Posted by: Paramedic Gage-"Everyone, Calm Down!" at December 02, 2024 09:49 AM (nS6qG)

"Rampart...start an IV"

Posted by: BignJames at December 02, 2024 09:55 AM (Yj6Os)

128 The detective? Perhaps it's the ineffectual-looking young man in the tan coat behind them.
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He's the analprinter.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 02, 2024 09:55 AM (hovnC)

129 I initially thought it was Cholera the intestinal illness until I read this: A cholera is a pastry filled with potatoes, vegetables, fruits and cheese, originated from the Valais region of Switzerland.

Could be both if the produce was picked by farm workers who didn't value sanitation.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 02, 2024 09:55 AM (xCA6C)

130 Where would he or the rest of the figures have been sitting and eating?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 02, 2024 09:56 AM (D6PGr)

131 Potatoes and fruit and vegetables.

Nah. Would be a non meat fist fight.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 02, 2024 09:56 AM (HsOwE)

132 Cholera gave us public health. Not sure which has killed more.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 02, 2024 09:57 AM (Dm8we)

133 Despite so much loss of life, the Daily Crescent reported on January 1 that the city was eager to resume “briskness in business and gayety in amusement”
*
wow gay people in NO who would have thunk it?
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2024

***
If they were getting their water out of that giant brown river outside, which has a thousand miles' worth of junk and sewage dumped into it before it gets to S. Lousy-ana, they were all safer drinking beer and liquor.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 02, 2024 09:57 AM (J2vNu)

134 "Rampart...start an IV"
Posted by: BignJames

With Ringer's lactate amirite? Don't tell me.

Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2024 09:57 AM (fV+MH)

135 Cholera symptoms primarily include severe watery diarrhea, vomiting, and muscle cramps. These symptoms can lead to rapid dehydration and may appear suddenly within a few hours to five days after exposure to the bacteria.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2024 09:58 AM (gbOdA)

136 Women on the right set the table.

Posted by: Eromero at December 02, 2024 09:58 AM (LHPAg)

137 Where would he or the rest of the figures have been sitting and eating?
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They've been waiting 40 minutes to be seated.

Don't you hate that?

Posted by: jerry seinfeld at December 02, 2024 09:58 AM (hovnC)

138 I recognize that tan overcoat. It's lieutenant Colombovitch.

Posted by: iamnotthekenyaninterloper at December 02, 2024 09:58 AM (y9skt)

139 The more I hear about cholera, the less I like it.

Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2024 09:59 AM (fV+MH)

140 "Rampart...start an IV"
Posted by: BignJames

With Ringer's lactate amirite? Don't tell me.
Posted by: eleven

D5W.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 02, 2024 09:59 AM (S838b)

141 Shitting yourself to death is never funny.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 02, 2024 09:50 AM (HsOwE)

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Aa a young adult when I was seeing a therapist for anxiety and depression issues -- after once repeatedly hearing me exclaim that I "SHOULD be doing this" and I "SHOULD be doing that" -- replied: "Stop SHOULDing all over yourself."

Posted by: ShainS -- Looks Like VOTE HARDER Actually Worked This Time at December 02, 2024 09:59 AM (lWNBT)

142 We've got to snap CBD out of this. Who's in on setting up a GoFundMe so we can send him some hookers and blow?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 02, 2024 09:59 AM (LxER7)

143 An untreated person with cholera may produce 10 to 20 liters (3 to 5 US gal) of diarrhea a day.
The painter seemed to miss something important.

Posted by: Explosive Diarrhea

----------------
Possibly killed by "A Shart In The Dark?"
Posted by: ShainS -- Looks Like VOTE HARDER Actually Worked This Time at December 02, 2024

***
Let us not forget that unsung 1968 thriller, Wait Until Shart. Music by Henry Linguini.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 02, 2024 10:00 AM (J2vNu)

144 Ooh, is that a cat fight on the right?
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Woof! Woof!

Posted by: Jay Peterman at December 02, 2024 10:00 AM (hovnC)

145 A shot of slivovitz will fix him right up.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Croatian gasoline. That stuff is NASTY.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Don't those hillbillies know how to make shine?

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 02, 2024 10:00 AM (S838b)

146 Possibly killed by "A Shart In The Dark?"
Posted by: ShainS -- Looks Like VOTE HARDER Actually Worked This Time at December 02, 2024

***
Let us not forget that unsung 1968 thriller, Wait Until Shart. Music by Henry Linguini.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

I shart the sheriff
But i did not shart the deputy

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 02, 2024 10:01 AM (S838b)

147 142 We've got to snap CBD out of this. Who's in on setting up a GoFundMe so we can send him some hookers and blow?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 02, 2024 09:59 AM (LxER7)

Must admit my first thought was "What did we do NOW?"

Posted by: sal at December 02, 2024 10:01 AM (f+FmA)

148 " We've got to snap CBD out of this. Who's in on setting up a GoFundMe so we can send him some hookers and blow?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo"

Some damn thing.

Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2024 10:01 AM (fV+MH)

149 Thanksgiving leftovers strike again.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 02, 2024 10:01 AM (Ml5y8)

150 Who's in on setting up a GoFundMe so we can send him some hookers and blow?

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We might be able to get a deal. The law of supply and demand tells us these things should get cheaper now that Hunter will be using these things less.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at December 02, 2024 10:01 AM (sX1BW)

151 Hi, Gene! - a limerick

The passing of the activist Joe Mohler
A high minded leftist high-roller
He was bound to D-I-E
As a noted P-O-C
A self-described "Person of Choler"

Posted by: muldoon at December 02, 2024 10:02 AM (991eG)

152 Well, it's no The Cholera Purple.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 02, 2024 10:02 AM (L/fGl)

153 I initially thought it was Cholera the intestinal illness until I read this: A cholera is a pastry filled with potatoes, vegetables, fruits and cheese, originated from the Valais region of Switzerland.
Posted by: Stinky at December 02, 2024

***
They would have been smarter to spell it Cholara.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 02, 2024 10:02 AM (J2vNu)

154 Also, snappy titles are hard to come up with.

Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2024 10:02 AM (79pEw)

155 Cholera gave us public health. Not sure which has killed more.

If you look at the numbers improvements in sanitation made enormous improvements in increasing the average lifespan. Nothing since that has made that much of a difference for people that reach adulthood at least...

Posted by: McCoy at December 02, 2024 10:02 AM (oZhjI)

156 Thanksgiving leftovers strike again.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism

Four days of non refrigerated turkey soup will do that.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 02, 2024 10:03 AM (S838b)

157 An untreated person with cholera may produce 10 to 20 liters (3 to 5 US gal) of diarrhea a day.

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So similar to getting drunk and gorging on white castle at 2 in the morning.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at December 02, 2024 10:03 AM (sX1BW)

158 CBD is doing a valuable Public Service here. Stop eating Thursday's leftovers before it is too late!

Posted by: Got The Squirts! at December 02, 2024 10:03 AM (nS6qG)

159 For such a serious illness it seems like a slightly comic painting like a Russian melodrama with exaggerated faces.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2024 10:04 AM (kB10V)

160 Nothing since that has made that much of a difference for people that reach adulthood at least...
Posted by: McCoy at December 02, 2024 10:02 AM (oZhjI)

I'm standing right here.

Posted by: Refrigeration at December 02, 2024 10:04 AM (f+FmA)

161 So similar to getting drunk and gorging on white castle at 2 in the morning.
Posted by: SH

Fist bump!

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 02, 2024 10:04 AM (S838b)

162 Nothing since that has made that much of a difference for people that reach adulthood at least...
Posted by: McCoy

I'm standing right here.
Posted by: Refrigeration

*cough cough Penicillin cough cough*

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 02, 2024 10:05 AM (S838b)

163 And doctors without borders was to be here tomorrow.

Posted by: Eromero at December 02, 2024 10:05 AM (LHPAg)

164 Pavel Andreyevich Fedotov was an amateur Russian painter. He was only 37 years old when he died in a mental clinic.

Such is life in Russia

Posted by: brak at December 02, 2024 10:05 AM (NGHTx)

165 CBD is doing a valuable Public Service here. Stop eating Thursday's leftovers before it is too late!
Posted by: Got The Squirts!

Only thing that is still good is the ham.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 02, 2024 10:06 AM (S838b)

166 Alternate title:

In Which Matilda Learns That the Internet Was Wrong. Placing a Slab of Cheddar Cheese On Their Chest Will Not Revive the Dead.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 02, 2024 10:06 AM (eDfFs)

167 How much does a samovar like that one cost, Mrs Tretiak? The wife's been bothering me to buy a new one because ours is leaking out the bottom.

Oh, and one more thing before I forget, you did say that you changed your husband's pants due to the cholera shits before administering CBR, didn't you? Or am I mistaken?

Posted by: Lieutenant Colombovitch at December 02, 2024 10:07 AM (hovnC)

168 Who's in on setting up a GoFundMe so we can send him some hookers and blow? /i]

GoFundMe will just take the money and get their own hookers and blow.

GiveSendGo won't steal your money but they probably won't let you spend it that way either...

Posted by: 18-1 at December 02, 2024 10:07 AM (oZhjI)

169 Alt Title:
Hes dead Jim.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2024 10:07 AM (gbOdA)

170 The thing I like best about this painting is the lamp above the table.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2024 10:08 AM (kB10V)

171 He died of the trotskys. Case closed.

Posted by: St Petersburg Police Dept. Analprinter at December 02, 2024 10:08 AM (hovnC)

172 The next scene where Squad 51 rolls up is even more dramatic.

Posted by: Paramedic Gage-"Everyone, Calm Down!" at December 02, 2024 09:49 AM (nS6qG)

"Rampart...start an IV"
Posted by: BignJames at December 02, 2024 09:55 AM (Yj6Os)

In the remake, all the members of station 51 are obese black women, flamboyantly gay men, and one hispanic drag queen.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 02, 2024 10:08 AM (ExV1e)

173 It is Cholera to Blame

But more wine for us!

Posted by: t-bird at December 02, 2024 10:08 AM (HYrf+)

174 "But more wine for us!
Posted by: t-bird "

The guys on the left are saying that, but the chicks on the right are all recriminating.

Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2024 10:10 AM (fV+MH)

175 He died of the trotskys. Case closed.
Posted by: St Petersburg Police Dept.

The turkey trotskys.

Posted by: Bulg at December 02, 2024 10:10 AM (v6JzV)

176 It looks like the admiral chose the absolute worst time to ask the lady in the green dress if she is busy next weekend.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 02, 2024 10:10 AM (LxER7)

177 We've got to snap CBD out of this. Who's in on setting up a GoFundMe so we can send him some hookers and blow?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 02, 2024 09:59 AM (LxER7)

Must admit my first thought was "What did we do NOW?"
Posted by: sal at December 02, 2024 10:01 AM (f+FmA)

https://ace.mu.nu/archives/412609.php

Don't comment on old threads.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 02, 2024 10:10 AM (ExV1e)

178 The dead guy had information that could've led to the arrest of Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: Bulg at December 02, 2024 10:11 AM (v6JzV)

179 In the remake, all the members of station 51 are obese black women, flamboyantly gay men, and one hispanic drag queen.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 02, 2024 10:08 AM (ExV1e)

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They can do crossover (SWIDT!) episodes with the cop show reboot of "Adam-and-Steve-12-Genders."

Posted by: ShainS -- Looks Like VOTE HARDER Actually Worked This Time at December 02, 2024 10:12 AM (xKHsf)

180 The source of light seems to be from footlights. Is this staged?

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 02, 2024 10:12 AM (jFCkp)

181 He died of the trotskys. Case closed.
Posted by: St Petersburg Police Dept. Analprinter at December 02, 2024 10:08 AM

Ice axe to the head followed by uncontrolled diarrhea? Nasty.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 02, 2024 10:13 AM (ZANHd)

182 It looks like the admiral chose the absolute worst time to ask the lady in the green dress if she is busy next weekend.
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The worst time to go for the "pull my finger" gag as an icebreaker.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 02, 2024 10:13 AM (hovnC)

183 At least he didn't kill himself in Manhattan Lock Up.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 02, 2024 10:14 AM (jFCkp)

184 Alternate title:

In Which Matilda Learns That the Internet Was Wrong. Placing a Slab of Cheddar Cheese On Their Chest Will Not Revive the Dead.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 02, 2024 10:06 AM (eDfFs)

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There's more to life than the Internet? Send me a link ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Looks Like VOTE HARDER Actually Worked This Time at December 02, 2024 10:16 AM (PnMIg)

185 The source of light seems to be from footlights. Is this staged?

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 02, 2024 10:12 AM (jFCkp)

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The OG Murder Mystery Dinner?

Posted by: ShainS -- Looks Like VOTE HARDER Actually Worked This Time at December 02, 2024 10:17 AM (PnMIg)

186 The Turkey Trotskys… that is borderline brilliant, Bulg…

Posted by: tubal at December 02, 2024 10:17 AM (PCK5/)

187 Thank you. I'd forgotten how annoying Seinfeld was.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 02, 2024 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)

sotto voce…( that show never moved the needle for me..)
Posted by: tubal

I watched an episode of it once. It was, somehow, both boring and annoying. I didn't like the characters at all. Never watched another bit of it. Same with that show Friends. Both of those shows were boring, annoying and stupid.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at December 02, 2024 10:18 AM (4XwPj)

188 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Nice art. I've been to parties like that.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 02, 2024 10:19 AM (W/lyH)

189 I watched an episode of it once. It was, somehow, both boring and annoying. I didn't like the characters at all. Never watched another bit of it. Same with that show Friends. Both of those shows were boring, annoying and stupid.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at December 02, 2024 10:18 AM (4XwPj)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 02, 2024 10:19 AM (Zz0t1)

190 187

I watched an episode of it once. It was, somehow, both boring and annoying. I didn't like the characters at all. Never watched another bit of it. Same with that show Friends. Both of those shows were boring, annoying and stupid.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at December 02, 2024 10:18 AM (4XwPj)

The Clinton Years…

Posted by: tubal at December 02, 2024 10:20 AM (PCK5/)

191 I was going to post some funny memes I saw over the holiday, of the Rockwell turkey painting with Trump as the dad and melania as the mom, to tease CBD today. But seeing this painting, imma step back from doing that.

Posted by: LizLem at December 02, 2024 10:20 AM (wcIbG)

192 I lost my keys on Friday.

I'm hoping they're just here in the house, and that I didn't leave them in the mailbox and somebody walked off with them.

Posted by: Bulg at December 02, 2024 10:21 AM (v6JzV)

193 They can do crossover (SWIDT!) episodes with the cop show reboot of "Adam-and-Steve-12-Genders."
Posted by: ShainS -- Looks Like VOTE HARDER Actually Worked This Time at December 02, 2024 10:12 AM (xKHsf)

It's Adam and Eve, Not Adam and Steve!

Posted by: Reverend Billy Ray Collins, The Sword Of Joshua, Independent, Full Gospel, Pentecost Assembly at December 02, 2024 10:22 AM (Y5VD5)

194 "Both of those shows were boring, annoying and stupid.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem:"

Not everything is for everybody.

Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2024 10:22 AM (fV+MH)

195 Yeah, I never got the Seinfeld thing either. I mean, it had some amusing moments, but it was way, way over-hyped.

Posted by: Bulg at December 02, 2024 10:22 AM (v6JzV)

196 Not everything is for everybody.
Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2024 10:22 AM

I know, right?

Posted by: Lutefisk at December 02, 2024 10:23 AM (ZANHd)

197 Thank you. I'd forgotten how annoying Seinfeld was.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 02, 2024 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)
*
I watched an episode of it once. It was, somehow, both boring and annoying. I didn't like the characters at all. Never watched another bit of it. Same with that show Friends. Both of those shows were boring, annoying and stupid.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at December 02, 2024

***
Strangely, they are both set in the same Fictional Manhattan universe, along with Mad About You w/ Helen Hunt and Paul Reiser (which *I* never cared much for, while liking the other two).

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 02, 2024 10:23 AM (J2vNu)

198 Getting a little hot....

Under the cholera.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at December 02, 2024 10:23 AM (MDua2)

199 Not everything is for everybody.
Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2024 10:22 AM

It's like you've never read the comments here or something.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 02, 2024 10:23 AM (Zz0t1)

200 I lost my keys on Friday.

I'm hoping they're just here in the house, and that I didn't leave them in the mailbox and somebody walked off with them.
Posted by: Bulg

One word: Apple Air Tag

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 02, 2024 10:24 AM (S838b)

201 I lost my keys on Friday.

I'm hoping they're just here in the house, and that I didn't leave them in the mailbox and somebody walked off with them.

Posted by: Bulg at December 02, 2024 10:21 AM (v6JzV)

----------------

That always sucks; of course, sometimes it helps to remember the last time you recall holding or using them -- to try and retrace your steps.

The wifey once found my wallet in the refrigerator ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Looks Like VOTE HARDER Actually Worked This Time at December 02, 2024 10:24 AM (J0WBq)

202 :::::::::Kramer bursts into room!!!:::::::::::::

Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2024 10:24 AM (fV+MH)

203 Strangely, they are both set in the same Fictional Manhattan universe, along with Mad About You w/ Helen Hunt and Paul Reiser (which *I* never cared much for, while liking the other two).
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 02, 2024 10:23 AM (J2vNu)

Paul Reiser. Another career I never understood.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 02, 2024 10:24 AM (Zz0t1)

204 I watched an episode of it once. It was, somehow, both boring and annoying. I didn't like the characters at all. Never watched another bit of it. Same with that show Friends. Both of those shows were boring, annoying and stupid.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at December 02, 2024 10:18 AM (4XwPj)

*fistbump*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 02, 2024 10:19 AM

I watched little to no television during the 90s. I'm starting to think I didn't miss much.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 02, 2024 10:24 AM (ZANHd)

205 Getting a little hot....

Under the cholera.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at December 02, 2024

***
Wisk! For ring-around-the-cholera!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 02, 2024 10:24 AM (J2vNu)

206
I watched little to no television during the 90s. I'm starting to think I didn't miss much.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 02, 2024 10:24 AM (ZANHd)

You're a regular here. Anything from that timeframe that's important will be linked to a video of it at some point.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 02, 2024 10:25 AM (Zz0t1)

207 This was probably in the Morning Report, but I didn't get a chance to read that yet. Miranda Devine, writing in the "NY Post" in an article entitled, "Injustice, like father, like son" notes this:
"In an amusing twist, the president explained away all his lies to the American people by lying about his lying: "For my entire career I have followed a simple principle: Judy tell the American people the truth."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2024 10:25 AM (TAPIB)

208 Paul Reiser. Another career I never understood.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 02, 2024

***
He was oddly effective as the slimy little Company man in Aliens, though.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 02, 2024 10:25 AM (J2vNu)

209 195 Yeah, I never got the Seinfeld thing either. I mean, it had some amusing moments, but it was way, way over-hyped.
Posted by: Bulg at December 02, 2024 10:22 AM (v6JzV)

It was absurdist humor. People who like that think it’s the funniest thing in the world; those who are more literal minded hate it. But I think even you would crack a smile at the “shrinkage” bit.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2024 10:25 AM (fIpti)

210 Wisk! For ring-around-the-cholera!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 02, 2024 10:24 AM

Try chlorine bleach.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 02, 2024 10:25 AM (ZANHd)

211 One word: Apple Air Tag
Posted by: rickb223

Yes, I know, I know. Too late now.

Posted by: Bulg at December 02, 2024 10:26 AM (v6JzV)

212 Old TV shows I’ve stumbled into and enjoyed… hmm.. Newhart, 80’s version..

Posted by: tubal at December 02, 2024 10:26 AM (PCK5/)

213
One word: Apple Air Tag
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 02, 2024 10:24 AM (S838b)

When your cell phone tracking your every move 24/7 isn't enough.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 02, 2024 10:26 AM (Zz0t1)

214 They made us fear ring around the collar!!!!

Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2024 10:26 AM (fV+MH)

215 21 It was ..lupus..

Posted by: tubal at December 02, 2024 09:33 AM (PCK5/)
++++

It's NOT lupus!

Posted by: Dr. House at December 02, 2024 10:26 AM (vlXMQ)

216 The Turkey Trotskys… that is borderline brilliant, Bulg…
Posted by: tubal

Don't know it, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
Posted by: Doc Severinson

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 02, 2024 10:26 AM (S838b)

217 207- ""Just" not "Judy"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2024 10:27 AM (TAPIB)

218 I lost my keys on Friday.

I'm hoping they're just here in the house, and that I didn't leave them in the mailbox and somebody walked off with them.

Posted by: Bulg at December 02, 2024

***
Do you have a cat with a fondness for shiny, clinking objects?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 02, 2024 10:27 AM (J2vNu)

219 Paul Reiser. Another career I never understood.
Posted by: Sponge

Helen Hunt at her peak, though...mmmmmmmmmmm...

Posted by: Bulg at December 02, 2024 10:27 AM (v6JzV)

220 203 Paul Reiser. Another career I never understood.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 02, 2024 10:24 AM (Zz0t1)

I only knew him from "My Two Dads".

Posted by: XTC at December 02, 2024 10:27 AM (UnA8+)

221 I have to give it to Big College Football. Their marketing and hype machine is impeccable. Who makes the playoffs is now the most important thing ever.

Posted by: It is Go Time Donald at December 02, 2024 10:27 AM (Fj+kx)

222 "He was oddly effective as the slimy little Company man in Aliens, though.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius"

Perfect.

Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2024 10:27 AM (fV+MH)

223
Helen Hunt at her peak, though...mmmmmmmmmmm...
Posted by: Bulg at December 02, 2024 10:27 AM (v6JzV)

Won't argue, but he made that show completely unwatchable. Judging by the one time I tried to watch it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 02, 2024 10:27 AM (Zz0t1)

224 You're a regular here. Anything from that timeframe that's important will be linked to a video of it at some point.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 02, 2024 10:25 AM

Your point is valid.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 02, 2024 10:27 AM (ZANHd)

225 218

Do you have a cat with a fondness for shiny, clinking objects?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 02, 2024 10:27 AM (J2vNu)

I suspect crows.. or magpies..

Posted by: tubal at December 02, 2024 10:28 AM (PCK5/)

226 Pavel Andreyevich Fedotov was an amateur Russian painter. He was only 37 years old when he died in a mental clinic.

Such is life in Russia
Posted by: brak at December 02, 2024 10:05 AM (NGHTx)

He wasn’t an amateur. Only painted like one. He quit the military to pursue full time painting as a profession.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 02, 2024 10:28 AM (D6PGr)

227 Old TV shows I’ve stumbled into and enjoyed… hmm.. Newhart, 80’s version..
Posted by: tubal

Until it got taken over by Larry and the Darryls.

Posted by: Bulg at December 02, 2024 10:28 AM (v6JzV)

228 Dinner In The Time Of Cholera

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 02, 2024 10:28 AM (mtxwq)

229 Well, if it's TV shows now, I'm finally getting around to The Office and like it.

I've been advised it's not worth following once Carrell leaves.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 02, 2024 10:28 AM (LxER7)

230 Paul Reiser. Another career I never understood.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 02, 2024 10:24 AM (Zz0t1)

It's funny how some people with no talent whatsoever become big stars.

Posted by: Pitbull at December 02, 2024 10:28 AM (Y5VD5)

231 I directed that at ‘Wikipedia’ not you brak.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 02, 2024 10:28 AM (D6PGr)

232 I lost my keys on Friday.

I'm hoping they're just here in the house, and that I didn't leave them in the mailbox and somebody walked off with them.

Posted by: Bulg at December 02, 2024

***
Do you have a cat with a fondness for shiny, clinking objects?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Or zombie Brandon Lee.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 02, 2024 10:29 AM (S838b)

233 Paul Reiser. Another career I never understood.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 02, 2024 10:24 AM (Zz0t1)

You leave my other dad alone! You hear me? Leave him alone!!!

Posted by: Nicole Bradford at December 02, 2024 10:29 AM (89Sog)

234 I was going to post some funny memes I saw over the holiday, of the Rockwell turkey painting with Trump as the dad and melania as the mom, to tease CBD today. But seeing this painting, imma step back from doing that.

Posted by: LizLem at December 02, 2024 10:20 AM (wcIbG)

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I wonder if any leftists did something similar with "America's Dad" Tampon Tim and Mommie-la?

* vomits *

Posted by: ShainS -- Looks Like VOTE HARDER Actually Worked This Time at December 02, 2024 10:29 AM (J0WBq)

235 I still crack up a watching Seinfeld episodes today.

Posted by: It is Go Time Donald at December 02, 2024 10:29 AM (Fj+kx)

236 227 Old TV shows I’ve stumbled into and enjoyed… hmm.. Newhart, 80’s version..
Posted by: tubal

Until it got taken over by Larry and the Darryls.
Posted by: Bulg at December 02, 2024 10:28 AM (v6JzV)

Yeah.. Julia Duffy was easy to look at..

Posted by: tubal at December 02, 2024 10:29 AM (PCK5/)

237 Hot new take from one of the dumbest talking heads in DC and that is one low bar.

Axshulee, Biden's lies and corruption are Trump's fault.

>>@secupp

>>It doesn’t get said enough, but Trump’s enduring legacy will be convincing BOTH parties to lower the bar, and that possessing moral authority on anything is no longer a currency that matters.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2024 10:29 AM (LkLld)

238 Do you have a cat with a fondness for shiny, clinking objects?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 02, 2024 10:27 AM

My sister's cat recently managed to wriggle out of her hated thunder shirt, and has somehow hidden it such that my sister and BIL have been unable to find it for days now. The little floofball might be high strung, but she isn't stupid.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 02, 2024 10:30 AM (ZANHd)

239 Paul Reiser is okay as a character actor imo.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 02, 2024 10:30 AM (D6PGr)

240 Yeah.. Julia Duffy was easy to look at..
Posted by: tubal

She was indeed. And the scenes with her and Peter Scolari were usually a hoot.

Posted by: Bulg at December 02, 2024 10:31 AM (v6JzV)

241 @secupp

>>It doesn’t get said enough, but Trump’s enduring legacy will be convincing BOTH parties to lower the bar, and that possessing moral authority on anything is no longer a currency that matters.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2024 10:29 AM (LkLld)

Oh, shut up and start your OnlyFans page, you insignificant vapid c*nt.

S E Cupp........*sigh*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 02, 2024 10:31 AM (Zz0t1)

242 209 It was absurdist humor. People who like that think it’s the funniest thing in the world; those who are more literal minded hate it. But I think even you would crack a smile at the “shrinkage” bit.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2024 10:25 AM (fIpti)

Toby Huss (known better these days for being the voice of Cotton Hill) was hilarious as "The Wiz", though.

Posted by: XTC at December 02, 2024 10:31 AM (UnA8+)

243 The Anti-Empire Strikes Back!

https://is.gd/5xZRGq

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 02, 2024 10:32 AM (L/fGl)

244 Rules of Engagement is my all time favorite sitcom. Just ahead of Wings and News Radio.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 02, 2024 10:32 AM (D6PGr)

245 Oh, shut up and start your OnlyFans page, you insignificant vapid c*nt.

S E Cupp........*sigh*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 02, 2024 10:31 AM

I was trying to think of something clever to say about S.E. Cupps, but you pretty much nailed it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 02, 2024 10:33 AM (ZANHd)

246 "S E Cupp........*sigh*"

Thank you Sponge.

I've been trying to remember her name for days.

It's been driving me crazy.

Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2024 10:33 AM (fV+MH)

247 It's funny how some people with no talent whatsoever become big stars.
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George Clooney wants to have words with you.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 02, 2024 10:33 AM (jFCkp)

248 124 120 24 I initially thought it was Cholera the intestinal illness until I read this: A cholera is a pastry filled with potatoes, vegetables, fruits and cheese, originated from the Valais region of Switzerland.
Posted by: Stinky at December 02, 2024 09:34 AM (GTF0J)

Hmm I wonder why restaurants don’t serve that anymore.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2024 10:33 AM (wyMQY)

249 I'd also say that the new Frasier is not great yet, but there are some signs that it's starting to find its legs.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 02, 2024 10:33 AM (LxER7)

250 The "Victoria" tv series (which was excellent) had an episode revolve around the mystery of the 1854 Broad Street cholera outbreak in London. It was traced to the local water pump, killed hundreds of people. There is a still a replica water pump statue there to this day as a memorial. Queen Victoria mentioned the outbreak in her journals.

The show killed off one of my favorite characters in that ep. I was so mad at the writers that day!

Posted by: LizLem at December 02, 2024 10:34 AM (wcIbG)

251 It's funny how some people with no talent whatsoever become big stars.
---------------
George Clooney wants to have words with you.
Posted by: Pudinhead at December 02, 2024 10:33 AM (jF

There is not one George Clooney movie I like.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 02, 2024 10:34 AM (D6PGr)

252 S E Cupp........*sigh*
Posted by: Sponge

She did have the sexy librarian look going on back in the day.

Posted by: Bulg at December 02, 2024 10:34 AM (v6JzV)

253 There is not one George Clooney movie I like.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth

Not even "O Brother, Where Art Thou?"

Posted by: Bulg at December 02, 2024 10:35 AM (v6JzV)

254 252 S E Cupp........*sigh*
Posted by: Sponge

She did have the sexy librarian look going on back in the day.
Posted by: Bulg at December 02, 2024 10:34 AM (v6JzV)

She’s the one with smart girl glasses and huge boobies, yes??

Posted by: tubal at December 02, 2024 10:35 AM (PCK5/)

255 Posted by: Bulg at December 02, 2024 10:35 AM (v6JzV)

I’m not a Cohen Brothers fan.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 02, 2024 10:36 AM (D6PGr)

256 She did have the sexy librarian look going on back in the day.
Posted by: Bulg at December 02, 2024 10:34 AM

These days we just wish she'd keep her voice down.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 02, 2024 10:36 AM (ZANHd)

257 233 Paul Reiser. Another career I never understood.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 02, 2024 10:24 AM (Zz0t1)

You leave my other dad alone! You hear me? Leave him alone!!!
Posted by: Nicole Bradford at December 02, 2024 10:29 AM (89Sog)

Yeah I never got it either.

Posted by: Helen hunt at December 02, 2024 10:36 AM (OA79/)

258 Joe Biden didn't pardon Hunter simply because he loves his son.He pardoned him because it clearly was a targeted prosecution by Republicans who wanted to discredit and harass Hunter's father, and because Hunter has paid his dues. A pardon is entirely appropriate and just.

It is something he must do because you cannot trust the 47 administration to be anything other than vindictive.

prediction: the media will throw 10x the fit over this than ANYTHING drumpf does. As if Biden "setting an example" will stop drumpf from all the bullshit he is going to do.

I'll bet he's sad about it. Not because it’s not right, but in a reasonable world he wouldn’t have to in order to protect him from the monsters.

for all the whining and bitching about witch hunts against Trump, republicans have gone after Hunter ferociously and made him pay consequences well above the level of his wrongdoing.

The hypocritical conman is a real piece of shit. If he tries to pardon those cavemen who attacked the Capitol and beat up cops, yet turns around and whines about criminal immigrants. I despise him with every fiber of my being. Law and order party, my ass!

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at December 02, 2024 10:36 AM (Wjpln)

259 I don't think I've ever seen a movie with George Clooney.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2024 10:37 AM (Rnx7g)

260 The best laid plans of mice and men.

https://is.gd/7L1Wwx

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 02, 2024 10:37 AM (L/fGl)

261 Old TV shows I’ve stumbled into and enjoyed… hmm.. Newhart, 80’s version..
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Until it got taken over by Larry and the Darryls.

Yeah. Quirkiness is like salt. A little is good but if you notice its presence, it's too much.

Posted by: Oddbob at December 02, 2024 10:37 AM (/y8xj)

262 Clooney peaked in Solaris…

Posted by: tubal at December 02, 2024 10:37 AM (PCK5/)

263 "From Dusk till Dawn" had its moments

Posted by: Feet fan at December 02, 2024 10:37 AM (NGHTx)

264 Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at December 02, 2024 10:36 AM (Wjpln)

I see they are still in the 'anger' mode.

Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at December 02, 2024 10:38 AM (DJ7uY)

265 Cloony is pretty funny in his comedies. I've never seen any of his non-comedy movies.

Posted by: Bulg at December 02, 2024 10:38 AM (v6JzV)

266 254 252 S E Cupp........*sigh*
Posted by: Sponge

She did have the sexy librarian look going on back in the day.
Posted by: Bulg at December 02, 2024 10:34 AM (v6JzV)

She’s the one with smart girl glasses and huge boobies, yes??
Posted by: tubal at December 02, 2024 10:35 AM (PCK5/)

Going thru life on easy mode. Watch me make smart words with my mouth, by the way my body rocks. Buy me dinner.

Posted by: Se cupp. at December 02, 2024 10:38 AM (OA79/)

267 @secupp

>>It doesn’t get said enough, but Trump’s enduring legacy will be convincing BOTH parties to lower the bar, and that possessing moral authority on anything is no longer a currency that matters.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2024 10:29 AM (LkLld)

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Yes, by all means give us the comparative "moral authority" of the Clintons, Obamas, Bidens, Pelosis, Schumers, Reids, et. al. over the by contrast pure-as-the-driven-snow Trump and his family.

Man, Trump broke a lot of closeted psychopaths ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Looks Like VOTE HARDER Actually Worked This Time at December 02, 2024 10:38 AM (J0WBq)

268 "Intolerable Cruelty" is hilarious. Plenty of good Clooney flicks are out there.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 02, 2024 10:39 AM (mtxwq)

269 Until it got taken over by Larry and the Darryls.
Posted by: Bulg

Fun fact!!! My dad, Pappymayhem, had an actual name. It was Larry. I have two brothers neither of them are named Darryl.

And still I had hope that one day my dad (who wore bib overalls) would walk in to the legion with my brothers and say, "Hi. I'm Larry. This is my son Darryl and my other son Darryl.".
Alas it was not to be. Pappymayhem went home to God and Mamamayhem without saying that.
I am still disappoint.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at December 02, 2024 10:39 AM (4XwPj)

270 Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at December 02, 2024 10:36 AM (Wjpln)

I'm sure that Donald Trump is just completely broken up that some anonymous leftist on DU thinks he's a piece of s***.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2024 10:39 AM (Rnx7g)

271 "Going thru life on easy mode. Watch me make smart words with my mouth, by the way my body rocks. Buy me dinner.
Posted by: Se cupp."

Hah...basically.

Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2024 10:39 AM (fV+MH)

272 Too bad those DU posters haven’t a clue about Hunter’s life and the charges against him.

All they know is Hunter is supposed to be on their team.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 02, 2024 10:40 AM (D6PGr)

273 DO NOT CLICK!

https://is.gd/LIiPmE

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 02, 2024 10:40 AM (L/fGl)

274 268 "Intolerable Cruelty" is hilarious. Plenty of good Clooney flicks are out there.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 02, 2024 10:39 AM (mtxwq)

Well, yeah, but he’s an asshole so I want to insult him some, Huck…

Posted by: tubal at December 02, 2024 10:40 AM (PCK5/)

275 It is Cholera to Blame
Pavel Fedotov

And the knife in her back. But mostly cholera, which like covid is a great catch-all for deaths that might have other explainations.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 02, 2024 10:40 AM (FCbAQ)

276 The best laid plans of mice and men.

https://is.gd/7L1Wwx
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 02, 2024 10:37 AM

Saw that coming a mile away. Because it happened to me once. On my birthday. While wearing a suit.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 02, 2024 10:40 AM (ZANHd)

277 Off to do stuff.......

Catch ya later, alligator.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 02, 2024 10:40 AM (Zz0t1)

278 "Intolerable Cruelty" is hilarious.
Posted by: Huck Follywood

It is. And it's got an incandescently smokin' CZJ.

Posted by: Bulg at December 02, 2024 10:40 AM (v6JzV)

279 Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at December 02, 2024 10:36 AM (Wjpln)

I see they are still in the 'anger' mode.
Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at December 02, 2024 10:38 AM (DJ7uY)

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Stuck-in-Denial is not just a river in Egypt ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Looks Like VOTE HARDER Actually Worked This Time at December 02, 2024 10:40 AM (J0WBq)

280 e hypocritical conman is a real piece of shit. If he tries to pardon those cavemen who attacked the Capitol and beat up cops, yet turns around and whines about criminal immigrants. I despise him with every fiber of my being. Law and order party, my ass!
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at December 02, 2024 10:36 AM (Wjpln)

Beat up cops?... Gonna have to show your work on that one.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 02, 2024 10:40 AM (OA79/)

281
Do you have a cat with a fondness for shiny, clinking objects?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 02, 2024
*
I suspect crows.. or magpies..
Posted by: tubal at December 02, 2024

***
My late black cat Marie-Antoinette seemed to be part crow. She loved shiny objects. To this day Miss Linda has an earring with a tooth mark from Marie; and the cat, poking at my Rolex Sub, once knocked it off a telephone table. (It landed on a soft rug, no damage. Good thing for her.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 02, 2024 10:41 AM (J2vNu)

282 Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at December 02, 2024 10:36 AM (Wjpln)

gotomightie, them's some stupid people.

Posted by: BignJames at December 02, 2024 10:41 AM (Yj6Os)

283
The Stonecutters episode of the Simpsons explains the Steve Guttenburg career perfectly.

There are a lot of actresses that Hollywood casts aggressively for a year or two that disappear suddenly.

Posted by: Auspex at December 02, 2024 10:41 AM (j4U/Z)

284 278 "Intolerable Cruelty" is hilarious.
Posted by: Huck Follywood

It is. And it's got an incandescently smokin' CZJ.
Posted by: Bulg at December 02, 2024 10:40 AM (v6JzV)

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Clooney makes good movies with the Coen Brothers.

Outside of that, his record is much more hit or miss. Though, Michael Clayton is really good.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at December 02, 2024 10:41 AM (GBKbO)

285 SE Cupps was a regular on "Redeye"

I guess, the Left pays better?

Posted by: Don Black at December 02, 2024 10:41 AM (/7KEl)

286 Don't think 80's Newhart has aged all that well, but his original series remains a classic.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 02, 2024 10:42 AM (LxER7)

287 Intolerable Cruelty" is hilarious. Plenty of good Clooney flicks are out there.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 02, 2024 10:39 AM (mtxwq)

Got a third of the way through that one.

Clooney could be as conservative as RR and I’d still have the same opinion. He’s not a bad actor I guess. I just don’t like any of his movies.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 02, 2024 10:42 AM (D6PGr)

288 Don't think 80's Newhart has aged all that well, but his original series remains a classic.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher

Oh, Bob!

Posted by: Bulg at December 02, 2024 10:42 AM (v6JzV)

289 Democrats who did favors for Joe on Hunter's behalf realizing this pardon may screw them over.
Shaun Maguire is a partner in the Sequoia group in San Francisco. (I assume he could sue Hunter civilly in CA state court for his back rent? Pardons are only for federal crimes, not civil?)

@shaunmmaguire
So what happens to the $300k+ in back pay rent that Hunter Biden owes my family from
2019-2020? Is that pardoned now? Thanks Joe
(This is a true story)

@shaunmmaguire
Yup. True story. Hunter was our tenant in Venice, CA. Didn't pay rent for over a year. Tried to pay w/
art made from his own feces. Absolute shit bag.

Posted by: LizLem at December 02, 2024 10:42 AM (wcIbG)

290 What I don't understand is bidens doj is working hand in glove with the alphabets to imprison pdt, but it's Republican prosecutors persecuting hunter? Is there another right wing doj out there somewhere that they can see but I cant?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 02, 2024 10:43 AM (OA79/)

291 I watched a few of the old Carol Burnett shows a while back… they were actually pretty good..

Posted by: tubal at December 02, 2024 10:44 AM (PCK5/)

292 Plenty of good Clooney flicks are out there.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 02, 2024

***
He did very well with his roles in From Dusk Til Dawn and O, Brother, Where Art Thou? Remarkably different characters, both.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 02, 2024 10:44 AM (J2vNu)

293 "@shaunmmaguire
Yup. True story. Hunter was our tenant in Venice, CA. Didn't pay rent for over a year.:"

You could maybe have evicted him?

Crazy thought.

Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2024 10:44 AM (fV+MH)

294 283
The Stonecutters episode of the Simpsons explains the Steve Guttenburg career perfectly.

There are a lot of actresses that Hollywood casts aggressively for a year or two that disappear suddenly.
Posted by: Auspex at December 02, 2024 10:41 AM (j4U/Z)

Wait wut?

Posted by: Racel ziegler at December 02, 2024 10:44 AM (OA79/)

295 Insult away, tubal! He deserves it!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 02, 2024 10:45 AM (mtxwq)

296 There are a lot of actresses that Hollywood casts aggressively for a year or two that disappear suddenly.

the ol' trap door under the casting couch

Posted by: brak at December 02, 2024 10:45 AM (NGHTx)

297 Outside of that, his record is much more hit or miss.

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Out of Sight was good. Maybe just the scenes with Jennifer Lopez in a Dolphins uniform.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at December 02, 2024 10:45 AM (sX1BW)

298 273 DO NOT CLICK!

https://is.gd/LIiPmE
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

👍

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at December 02, 2024 10:45 AM (Wjpln)

299 What I don't understand is bidens doj is working hand in glove with the alphabets to imprison pdt, but it's Republican prosecutors persecuting hunter? Is there another right wing doj out there somewhere that they can see but I cant?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 02, 2024 10:43 AM (OA79/)

It's important to note that leftists are both criminally misinformed and utterly credulous. They accept as fact anything spoken by "trusted mainstream sources" no matter how many times reality slaps them in the face.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 02, 2024 10:46 AM (ExV1e)

300 I watched a few of the old Carol Burnett shows a while back… they were actually pretty good..
Posted by: tubal

TCM had Gone With the Wind on last night, with Carol Burnett as the guest programmer. Right after that, they showed the GWTW skit she did on her show. Hilarious.

Posted by: Bulg at December 02, 2024 10:46 AM (v6JzV)

301 S.E. Cupp @secupp 1h
It doesn’t get said enough, but Trump’s enduring legacy will be convincing BOTH parties to lower the bar, and that possessing moral authority on anything is no longer a currency that matters.

Walmart Battle Orc @ASo1omons 13m
Somehow, they turned this into Trump's fault.
😂😂😂

Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando 9m
Trump was playing 64,000D chess by making the Biden family commit international money laundering crimes in 2014

Climate Defiance @ClimateDefiance 12h
WHY ARE YOU PARDONING YOUR OWN DEADBEAT SON AND NOT THE TWO MILLION INNOCENT PALESTINIANS WHO ARE RIGHT NOW EATING GRASS AND ANIMAL FEED AND DRINKING SEA WATER AND SLEEPING IN FREEZING WEATHER IN UNHEATED TENTS?

Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando 12h
The right is laughing their asses off at the Hunter pardon and the left is mad about it.

What a time to be alive.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 02, 2024 10:46 AM (hovnC)

302 >>@shaunmmaguire
Yup. True story. Hunter was our tenant in Venice, CA. Didn't pay rent for over a year. Tried to pay w/
art made from his own feces. Absolute shit bag.

Not only true but not the only landlord Hunter stiffed.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2024 10:47 AM (LkLld)

303 297 Outside of that, his record is much more hit or miss.

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Out of Sight was good. Maybe just the scenes with Jennifer Lopez in a Dolphins uniform.
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at December 02, 2024 10:45 AM (sX1BW)

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What you'll end up finding is that most of Clooney's good movies are because he was working with good filmmakers, like Steven Soderbergh.

The obsession with following actors is an archaic and incomprehensible system for searching out movies. The star system was developed to do a very specific thing: sell movies with specific actors tied to specific types of movies (typecasting).

Once actors stopped being contract players, the whole system fell apart but the PR agents needed work while the studio heads needed some kind of explanation for why some movies succeed and others don't.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at December 02, 2024 10:47 AM (GBKbO)

304 Clooney and Brad Pitt also made a solid team in the modern Ocean's Eleven films. In the mid-'90s, whenever U.N.C.L.E. fans would talk about imaginary casting for a possible modern movie, Clooney's name came up more often than anyone's for the role of Napoleon Solo. And looking at his performances in From Dusk and Ocean's Eleven, you can really see it.

The bigger challenge would have been casting Illya Kuryakin.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 02, 2024 10:47 AM (J2vNu)

305 Ooohhh...is it a mammary gland thread?

Posted by: Just got here at December 02, 2024 10:48 AM (DobEs)

306 @shaunmmaguire
Yup. True story. Hunter was our tenant in Venice, CA. Didn't pay rent for over a year.:"

You could maybe have evicted him?

Crazy thought.
Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2024 10:44 AM (fV+MH)

Evicted the son of powerful Democrat for failure to pay rent in California?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 02, 2024 10:48 AM (ExV1e)

307 Palis drinking seawater??? Not for long, dumbasses..

Posted by: tubal at December 02, 2024 10:48 AM (PCK5/)

308 299 It's important to note that leftists are both criminally misinformed and utterly credulous. They accept as fact anything spoken by "trusted mainstream sources" no matter how many times reality slaps them in the face.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 02, 2024 10:46 AM (ExV1e)

=======

They think the FBI is filled with lifelong Republicans which is the only reason the FBI never arrested Donald Trump for the millions of crimes he commits every day.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at December 02, 2024 10:48 AM (GBKbO)

309 @shaunmmaguire
Yup. True story. Hunter was our tenant in Venice, CA. Didn't pay rent for over a year. Tried to pay w/
art made from his own feces. Absolute shit bag.

Hey! Anonymous Chinese businessman paid over $200K for that piece! I was offering you a great deal!!!

Posted by: Hunter Biden at December 02, 2024 10:48 AM (Wjpln)

310 There are a lot of actresses that Hollywood casts aggressively for a year or two that disappear suddenly.
Posted by: Auspex

Wait wut?
Posted by: Racel ziegler

Epstein's Island needed dancers.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 02, 2024 10:48 AM (S838b)

311 >>@secupp

>>It doesn’t get said enough, but Trump’s enduring legacy will be convincing BOTH parties to lower the bar, and that possessing moral authority on anything is no longer a currency that matters.
====================
Since when do politicians possess moral authority?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 02, 2024 10:49 AM (mtxwq)

312 311 Since when do politicians possess moral authority?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 02, 2024 10:49 AM (mtxwq)

========

*flops dick out*
"I'm sorry, I missed the question."
-LBJ

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at December 02, 2024 10:49 AM (GBKbO)

313 Once actors stopped being contract players, the whole system fell apart but the PR agents needed work while the studio heads needed some kind of explanation for why some movies succeed and others don't.

---------------

I do sort of find it odd that Tom Hanks has simply decided to stop being in good movies. I guess it is easy when you can just wait every 7 years for the next Toy Story.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at December 02, 2024 10:49 AM (sX1BW)

314 Ooohhh...is it a mammary gland thread?
Posted by: Just got here

When isn't it?

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 02, 2024 10:49 AM (S838b)

315 291 I watched a few of the old Carol Burnett shows a while back… they were actually pretty good..
Posted by: tubal

I never found Tim Conway funny in anything he did and his "Doof" character was insulting. Harvey Korman cracking up in the middle of a skit never did anything for me either. Ditto Carol Lawrence.

Posted by: Auspex at December 02, 2024 10:50 AM (j4U/Z)

316 Watched an old HeeHaw… Roy Clark crushed it on his guitar… guy was pretty phenomenal…

Posted by: tubal at December 02, 2024 10:50 AM (PCK5/)

317 The right is laughing their asses off at the Hunter pardon and the left is mad about it.

Joe swore he wouldn't pardon Hunter.

The left believed him.
The right always knew he was lying.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 02, 2024 10:50 AM (ExV1e)

318 >>> There are a lot of actresses that Hollywood casts aggressively for a year or two that disappear suddenly.

I watched some Phoebe Cates movies recently (Drop Dead Fred and Gremlins) and tried to find out why she was in all these movies, then dropped off the face of the earth. Apparently she married Kevin Kline (16 years older than her) and they settled in NYC on the upper East side and she dropped out of acting to raise their kids. Said she didn't like doing movies and preferred plays. They credit not getting sucked into the Hollywood scene for their still going strong marriage.

I had no idea! You learn something new every day.

Posted by: LizLem at December 02, 2024 10:50 AM (wcIbG)

319 Brad Pitt is an underrated actor because of his pretty boy stereotype.

He should have won an Oscar for his role in Kalifornia.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 02, 2024 10:50 AM (D6PGr)

320 There are a lot of actresses that Hollywood casts aggressively for a year or two that disappear suddenly.
Posted by: Auspex at December 02, 2024 10:41 AM (j4U/Z)
*
Wait wut?
Posted by: Racel ziegler at December 02, 2024

***
Sitting right here!

Posted by: Rachael Taylor of 666 Park Avenue at December 02, 2024 10:50 AM (J2vNu)

321 Clooney is best when he can play off other people. But he cannot carry a scene. But he is never really bad. Just not a lead actor, even if he is a lead name.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at December 02, 2024 10:51 AM (sX1BW)

322 Watched an old HeeHaw… Roy Clark crushed it on his guitar… guy was pretty phenomenal…
Posted by: tubal at December 02, 2024

***
His solo (singing as well as guitar playing) on "Yesterday, When I Was Young" is dynamite.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 02, 2024 10:51 AM (J2vNu)

323 Democracy dies in Delaware.

Posted by: My word as a Biden at December 02, 2024 10:51 AM (DobEs)

324 313
I do sort of find it odd that Tom Hanks has simply decided to stop being in good movies. I guess it is easy when you can just wait every 7 years for the next Toy Story.
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at December 02, 2024 10:49 AM (sX1BW)

Did you happen to see News of the World?? Thought that was a very good movie??

Posted by: tubal at December 02, 2024 10:51 AM (PCK5/)

325 "@shaunmmaguire
Yup. True story. Hunter was our tenant in Venice, CA. Didn't pay rent for over a year. Tried to pay w/
art made from his own feces. Absolute shit bag.
Posted by: LizLem"

BTW, I wonder what the going rate is for his artwork. I'm thinking you can pick them up at Goodwill for about $5

Posted by: Ripley at December 02, 2024 10:52 AM (GUOwU)

326 Yup. True story. Hunter was our tenant in Venice, CA. Didn't pay rent for over a year.:"

You could maybe have evicted him?

Crazy thought.
Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2024 10:44 AM (fV+MH)

Evicted the son of powerful Democrat for failure to pay rent in California?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 02, 2024 10:48 AM (ExV1e)

It takes months or even years to evict no name people in CA and many states because of old squatter rights laws.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 02, 2024 10:52 AM (D6PGr)

327 TCM had Gone With the Wind on last night, with Carol Burnett as the guest programmer. Right after that, they showed the GWTW skit she did on her show. Hilarious.
Posted by: Bulg at December 02, 2024 10:46 AM (v6JzV)

I laughed so hard when I saw that. She's a gem.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Go for Soda at December 02, 2024 10:52 AM (xPJvm)

328 They credit not getting sucked into the Hollywood scene for their still going strong marriage.

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Credit to Kevin Kline.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at December 02, 2024 10:52 AM (sX1BW)

329 Croatian gasoline. That stuff is NASTY.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 02, 2024 09:55 AM (FuWOw)

Only to drink. And then only for the first 4 or five shots.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2024 10:53 AM (D7oie)

330 Never heard of the painter before this exposure, thread.

I would pass hanging this particular painting but Fedotov appears to have had great talent & there are other paintings in his limited body of work that'd I hang.

Thanks.

Posted by: L - Rooster today, feather duster tomorrow at December 02, 2024 10:53 AM (NFX2v)

331 268 "Intolerable Cruelty" is hilarious. Plenty of good Clooney flicks are out there.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 02, 2024 10:39 AM (mtxwq)

His turn as the Perverted Fed with the Dildo Chair in "Burn After Reading" was the role he was born to play.

Posted by: XTC at December 02, 2024 10:53 AM (UnA8+)

332 Kevin Klein is the voice of Mr Fischoeder on Bob’s Burgers. The best show on TV these days.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 02, 2024 10:54 AM (D6PGr)

333 FJB sez "Hunter – who has been five and a half years sober, ..."

That's malarkey. We saw video of him, clearly tooted up, in just the past year. And there's the bag of cocaine they found.

Posted by: gp Voted His Way Out Of That at December 02, 2024 10:54 AM (XYJTg)

334 Credit to Kevin Kline.
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at December 02, 2024 10:52 AM (sX1BW)

aka President Dave

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 02, 2024 10:54 AM (Aqu9a)

335 TCM had Gone With the Wind on last night, with Carol Burnett as the guest programmer. Right after that, they showed the GWTW skit she did on her show. Hilarious.
Posted by: Bulg at December 02, 2024
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I laughed so hard when I saw that. She's a gem.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Go for Soda at December 02, 2024

***
I saw their parodies of GWTW and Sunset Boulevard before I saw the originals, so the effect of each on me was kinda blunted at first. With time and rewatchings, the originals have taken their proper place in my estimation, while the parodies are still brilliant.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 02, 2024 10:55 AM (J2vNu)

336 Brad Pitt is an underrated actor because of his pretty boy stereotype.

He should have won an Oscar for his role in Kalifornia.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth

He was very good as a mental patient in 12 Monkeys.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 02, 2024 10:55 AM (L/fGl)

337 Was he in a goat staring movie??? Lord, that sounds stupid when I read the words…

Posted by: tubal at December 02, 2024 10:55 AM (PCK5/)

338
...and while I have my 5 minute Hollywood Hate going on, Dick Van Dyke sucks donkey balls.

Posted by: Auspex at December 02, 2024 10:55 AM (j4U/Z)

339 223
Helen Hunt at her peak, though...mmmmmmmmmmm...
Posted by: Bulg at December 02, 2024 10:27 AM (v6JzV)

Won't argue, but he made that show completely unwatchable. Judging by the one time I tried to watch it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 02, 2024 10:27 AM (Zz0t1)
I never could figure out how Helen Hunt and LeeLee Sobiesky could be the same person. But i would accept a sandwich from either.

Posted by: Eromero at December 02, 2024 10:56 AM (LHPAg)

340 I'm standing right here.
Posted by: Refrigeration

*cough cough Penicillin cough cough*
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at December 02, 2024 10:05 AM (S838b)

I theorize that these, along with the first innoculations, are the real cause of the "baby boom". It wouldn't require a bunch extra being conceived/ born, if the ones who *are* born actually live.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 02, 2024 10:56 AM (s9EYN)

341 His turn as the Perverted Fed with the Dildo Chair in "Burn After Reading" was the role he was born to play.

Posted by: XTC at December 02, 2024 10:53 AM (UnA8+)

Loved it...plus he shot Brad Pitt in the face.

Posted by: BignJames at December 02, 2024 10:56 AM (Yj6Os)

342 Croatian gasoline. That stuff is NASTY.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 02, 2024
*
Only to drink. And then only for the first 4 or five shots.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2024

***
Even in my drinking days, I thought Drambuie, for example, was like sweetened gasoline.

And I *liked* Scotch.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 02, 2024 10:56 AM (J2vNu)

343 There are a lot of actresses that Hollywood casts aggressively for a year or two that disappear suddenly.
Posted by: Auspex at December 02, 2024 10:41 AM (j4U/Z)
*
Wait wut?
Posted by: Racel ziegler at December 02, 2024

***
Sitting right here!
Posted by: Rachael Taylor of 666 Park Avenue at December 02, 2024 10:50 AM

*waves*

Posted by: Pia Zadora at December 02, 2024 10:56 AM (ZANHd)

344 TCM had Gone With the Wind on last night, with Carol Burnett as the guest programmer. Right after that, they showed the GWTW skit she did on her show. Hilarious.
Posted by: Bulg at December 02, 2024 10:46 AM (v6JzV)

Heh. GWTW didn't even start until 9:00 pm. Way too late for me these days.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 02, 2024 10:56 AM (LxER7)

345 There is not one George Clooney movie I like.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 02, 2024 10:34 AM (D6PGr)

There's the scene in Brother, Where art thou that was pretty hilarious.
He gets his ass handed to him by a dweeb who boxes.
Most amusing

Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 02, 2024 10:57 AM (FCbAQ)

346 Sandra Bullock seems to have disappeared.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 02, 2024 10:58 AM (D6PGr)

347 Brad Pitt is an underrated actor because of his pretty boy stereotype.

He should have won an Oscar for his role in Kalifornia.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
*
He was very good as a mental patient in 12 Monkeys.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 02, 2024

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He might well have made a good Illya Kuryakin. But then the audience would have been seeing "Clooney and Pitt Together Again," instead of their characters.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 02, 2024 10:58 AM (J2vNu)

348 That's malarkey. We saw video of him, clearly tooted up, in just the past year. And there's the bag of cocaine they found.
Posted by: gp Voted His Way Out Of That at December 02, 2024 10:54 AM (XYJTg)

There's video of him doing cocaine off of his hand last Easter.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 02, 2024 10:58 AM (s9EYN)

349 336 Brad Pitt is an underrated actor because of his pretty boy stereotype.

He should have won an Oscar for his role in Kalifornia.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth

He was very good as a mental patient in 12 Monkeys.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 02, 2024 10:55 AM (L/fGl)

Would love to hate him cause his role as a pretty boy cowboy in Thelma and Louise, but have loved him in everything I have seen him in...WHATS IN THE BOX!?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 02, 2024 10:58 AM (OA79/)

350 His turn as the Perverted Fed with the Dildo Chair in "Burn After Reading" was the role he was born to play.
Posted by: XTC

Bad movie.

Better: Hail, Caesar! in which he plays a literal Commie dupe actor. Stupid as shit. Perfect casting.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 02, 2024 10:59 AM (IG4Id)

351 According to IMDb, Rachael Taylor is still working now ten years after the Park Avenue series. Ijust haven't seen her in anything.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 02, 2024 10:59 AM (J2vNu)

352 346 Sandra Bullock seems to have disappeared.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 02, 2024 10:58 AM (D6PGr)

With that, I go back and forth between … Oh no!! Anyway, and Shit happens…

Posted by: tubal at December 02, 2024 10:59 AM (PCK5/)

353 Brad Pitt is an underrated actor because of his pretty boy stereotype.

He should have won an Oscar for his role in Kalifornia.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 02, 2024 10:50 AM (D6PGr)

I loved The Mexican, which is one of those movies that doesn't really have a point, other than just following the motivations and decisions each of the characters make.

Pitt played what he does best: A dumb guy who somehow manages to luck (with some situational awareness) his way out of several sticky situations.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 02, 2024 10:59 AM (dGCAG)

354 casts aggressively for a year or two that disappear suddenly.
Posted by: Auspex at December 02, 2024 10:41 AM (j4U/Z)
*
Wait wut?
Posted by: Racel ziegler at December 02, 2024

***
Sitting right here!
Posted by: Rachael Taylor of 666 Park Avenue at December 02, 2024 10:50 AM

*waves*
Posted by: Pia Zadora at December 02, 2024 10:56 AM (ZANHd)

What's all this then?

Posted by: Jennifer lawrence at December 02, 2024 11:00 AM (OA79/)

355 there is always a big comfy pillow at the bottom for Hunter. He won't wind up living on disability in an RV

Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2024 11:00 AM (D7oie)

356 I saw their parodies of GWTW and Sunset Boulevard before I saw the originals, so the effect of each on me was kinda blunted at first. With time and rewatchings, the originals have taken their proper place in my estimation, while the parodies are still brilliant.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

My only problem with GWTW is the last 45 minutes or so, with the back-to-back tragedies. Scarlett falls and miscarries. Then Bonnie dies. Then Melanie dies. All, seemingly, within the space of a few days.

It's like Selznick said, "OK, let's kill everybody off and wrap this thing up."

Posted by: Bulg at December 02, 2024 11:00 AM (v6JzV)

357 Sandra Bullock seems to have disappeared.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 02, 2024

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Her career was not short, though.

Her FBI agent in Miss Congeniality is one of the great comic performances in modern movies.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 02, 2024 11:00 AM (J2vNu)

358 We'll miss her when she's gone.

Defiant L’s@DefiantLs
A compilation of every time KJP was asked if Biden is going to pardon Hunter and every time she said no.

https://is.gd/hDuDkE

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 02, 2024 11:00 AM (L/fGl)

359 NOOD Burning EV's

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at December 02, 2024 11:00 AM (/HDaX)

360 353 Brad Pitt is an underrated actor because of his pretty boy stereotype.

He should have won an Oscar for his role in Kalifornia.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 02, 2024 10:50 AM (D6PGr)

I loved The Mexican, which is one of those movies that doesn't really have a point, other than just following the motivations and decisions each of the characters make.

Pitt played what he does best: A dumb guy who somehow manages to luck (with some situational awareness) his way out of several sticky situations.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 02, 2024 10:59 AM (dGCAG)

All this, and not a single mention of Meet Joe Black?

Posted by: XTC at December 02, 2024 11:01 AM (UnA8+)

361 Sandra Bullock seems to have disappeared.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 02, 2024 10:58 AM (D6PGr)

she has a beautiful speaking voice.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2024 11:01 AM (D7oie)

362 Noodus throckmortonii (on fire again)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 02, 2024 11:01 AM (J2vNu)

363 What are the odds Joe pardons his other family members ?They are up to their eyeballs in the graft with Joe and Hunter

Posted by: It's me donna at December 02, 2024 11:02 AM (IyPmt)

364 Bad movie.

Better: Hail, Caesar! in which he plays a literal Commie dupe actor. Stupid as shit. Perfect casting.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 02, 2024 10:59 AM (IG4Id)

What's awesome about his part is, at one point he's making a speech in the film (I'm not going to be specific, you have to see it), and you THINK there's some depth of character there, because.. how the hell could he make that speech if there wasn't. Until he flubs a line, and you realize, yeah, acting is just... acting.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 02, 2024 11:02 AM (dGCAG)

365 357 Sandra Bullock seems to have disappeared.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 02, 2024

***
Her career was not short, though.

Her FBI agent in Miss Congeniality is one of the great comic performances in modern movies.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 02, 2024 11:00 AM (J2vNu)

Loved her in gravity.

Posted by: Jennifer lawrence at December 02, 2024 11:02 AM (OA79/)

366 A few days ago I looked up the hot actresses in the movies The Replacements and Joe Dirt. Both seemed to have aged pretty well. They continued to work but never made it big.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 02, 2024 11:02 AM (D6PGr)

367 Sock off

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 02, 2024 11:02 AM (OA79/)

368 We'll miss her when she's gone.

Defiant L’s@DefiantLs
A compilation of every time KJP was asked if Biden is going to pardon Hunter and every time she said no.

https://is.gd/hDuDkE
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 02, 2024

***
We'll send her a nice fruit basket.

Posted by: Dr. Peter Venkman at December 02, 2024 11:02 AM (J2vNu)

369
There is not one George Clooney movie I like.
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The only one I like is Oh Brother Where Art Thou.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 02, 2024 11:02 AM (jFCkp)

370 @shaunmmaguire
So what happens to the $300k+ in back pay rent that Hunter Biden owes my family from
2019-2020? Is that pardoned now? Thanks Joe
(This is a true story)

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Dude, all you had to do was a background check ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Looks Like VOTE HARDER Actually Worked This Time at December 02, 2024 11:03 AM (ZLe6e)

371 1. The check's in the mail.

2. I will not pardon Hunter.

3. I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.

Posted by: Joetato at December 02, 2024 11:03 AM (Aqu9a)

372 Where's that So It Begins guy???

@LeadingReport
·
4m
BREAKING: Watergate prosecutor Jill Wine-Banks says that Joe Biden should also issue preemptive pardons to himself, Jack Smith, and other possible targets of the Trump DOJ.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 02, 2024 11:04 AM (IG4Id)

373 FJB sez "Hunter – who has been five and a half years sober, ..."

That's malarkey. We saw video of him, clearly tooted up, in just the past year. And there's the bag of cocaine they found.
Posted by: gp Voted His Way Out Of That at December 02, 2024 10:54 AM (XYJTg)

You seem incredulous that a man who can't speak (I could just stop here) without lying would lie yet again.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 02, 2024 11:06 AM (FCbAQ)

374 >>> 346 Sandra Bullock seems to have disappeared.

The last movie of hers I remember hearing about was Bird Box. She did great in both comedies in dramas, build up a career of immense goodwill, had some marriage drama, has adopted kids. Is super liberal but refuses to be woke like the rest of Hollywood and tell her audience who to vote for.

If she wants to ride off into the sunset with her millions and a stellar career behind her, I wish her all the best.

Posted by: LizLem at December 02, 2024 11:08 AM (wcIbG)

375 346 Sandra Bullock seems to have disappeared.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth

Showed up at the end of "Bullet Train".

Her plastic surgery did not go well.

Posted by: Auspex at December 02, 2024 11:12 AM (j4U/Z)

376 Pitt was good in Meet Joe Black, Fight Club, and that movie about the guy who was born old and grew young, forget the name but it was an interesting and unique film, for sure.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 02, 2024 12:23 PM (6ydKt)

377 @ 65 Okay Horde… just where in the hell would you hang this painting???
_________________________________________

Is 'Someone else's house!' the right answer ... ?

Posted by: Dr_No at December 02, 2024 02:15 PM (ayRl+)

378 HE,s DEAD JIM

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at December 02, 2024 04:22 PM (wGqjj)

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