Raven Helper Open Thread

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1 Good day Horde!

Posted by: TRex at November 29, 2024 02:22 PM (IQ6Gq)

2 Threads coming in Coming Hot and Fast.

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2024 02:22 PM (vGiQ3)

3 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at November 29, 2024 02:23 PM (GYt5+)

4 friendly little fella ... I wonder what reward he gets for the help? Just companionship? nah, must be some treats.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 29, 2024 02:23 PM (Cus5s)

5 Everything is under control.

Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at November 29, 2024 02:23 PM (uxCna)

6 Nooded below.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at November 29, 2024 02:24 PM (VNX3d)

7 Ravens are so cool. That one is kind of small though, might just be a Crow. Which are also cool.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2024 02:25 PM (RsS92)

8 Corvidae are smart and goofy animals.

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2024 02:26 PM (vGiQ3)

9 Ravens are so cool. That one is kind of small though, might just be a Crow. Which are also cool.

Blue jays are the Mack Daddies of the Corvids.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 29, 2024 02:26 PM (xCA6C)

10 friendly little fella ... I wonder what reward he gets for the help? Just companionship? nah, must be some treats.
Posted by: illiniwek at November 29, 2024 02:23 PM (Cus5s)

Ravens are really smart birds, and they have a huge range of vocal sounds, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2024 02:26 PM (X/JmK)

11 Amazing. That bird is smarter then joy reid. Then again so is the wheelbarrow.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at November 29, 2024 02:28 PM (2NHgQ)

12 I don't know why they call it Raven Helper. It's just fine on its own.

Posted by: Cousin Eddie at November 29, 2024 02:28 PM (2UnvF)

13 Q: Which COB is in charge of the Absent Friends list?

I'd like to see about getting Vic added to the list - unless his family has asked that he shouldn't be, of course.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at November 29, 2024 02:28 PM (VNX3d)

14 Raven Helper, Mexican.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at November 29, 2024 02:29 PM (zmVPn)

15 Betty Crocker's Raven Helper???

PDT can't take over soon enough, man!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 29, 2024 02:29 PM (hovnC)

16 I saw one of the biggest hawks I've ever seen while out for a walk with Elvis today. Bird was ginormous.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 29, 2024 02:29 PM (LkLld)

17 OSINTdefender @sentdefender 1h
Rebel Forces captured several Russian and Syrian Army Weapon Caches earlier today in Western Aleppo, securing several Man-Portable Air-Defense Systems (MANPADS) and Anti-Tank Guided-Missile Systems, as well as additional Tanks, Self-Propelled and Towed Artillery, and Armored Vehicles.

https://tinyurl.com/3tjrtasz
6 seconds; Gee. I wonder what "Alla akbah" means??

And speaking of spazzes...
Spetsnaℤ 007 🇷🇺 @Alex_Oloyede2 27m Replying to @sentdefender
Didn't know ISIS/Al-Qaida are rebels now. When they US begins it's operations against them you call them terrorists.
The word game, lol

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 29, 2024 02:29 PM (hovnC)

18 262 BREAKING: Mark Zuckerberg reportedly desires to be a part of the “reform movement” Trump is leading and views Trump’s second term as a chance for “national renewal.”
Posted by: Don Black at November 29, 2024 02:28 PM (/7KEl)

Translation: He's afraid the DOJ Trustbusters might target him next, and wants protection.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at November 29, 2024 02:30 PM (VNX3d)

19 Maybe October 7th wasn't the world's greatest idea, in retrospect...

Posted by: The Iranians! at November 29, 2024 02:31 PM (uxCna)

20 I help the wifey chop our wood in a similar manner.

/

Posted by: ShainS -- We shot them under DOD Directive 5240.01 at November 29, 2024 02:31 PM (9IXUN)

21 Those logs gotta weigh more than the bird. That bird's got gainz.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 29, 2024 02:31 PM (ZksnU)

22 >>Those logs gotta weigh more than the bird. That bird's got gainz.

I wonder how many coconuts he could carry?

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2024 02:31 PM (vGiQ3)

23 I would use my trained raven to peck out the eyes of my enemies.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 29, 2024 02:32 PM (aD39U)

24 "I don't know why they call it Raven Helper. It's just fine on its own."

Maybe the human is the Raven Helper? Helping the Raven?

Posted by: illiniwek at November 29, 2024 02:33 PM (Cus5s)

25 Rebel Forces captured several Russian and Syrian Army Weapon Caches earlier today in Western Aleppo, securing several Man-Portable Air-Defense Systems (MANPADS)

W00t!

Posted by: ISIS! at November 29, 2024 02:33 PM (uxCna)

26 Earleir hreadI'd rather look at and listen to ravens rather than Joy Reid. I don't want to listen to any raging leftists and particularly not women with the bald head style. The only bald women I want to listen to are the poor dears who lost their hair because of cancer treatments, not because it's some kind of hair fashion statement because they hate Donald Trump.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 29, 2024 02:33 PM (MQJVv)

27
No Russians + No Iranians = No Assad?

Posted by: Auspex at November 29, 2024 02:34 PM (j4U/Z)

28 That's probably really dry, really light wood. Birds can be pretty strong but that stuff looks very light weight.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2024 02:34 PM (RsS92)

Posted by: ISIS! at November 29, 2024 02:34 PM (uxCna)

30 I would use my trained raven to peck out the eyes of my enemies.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 29, 2024 02:32 PM (aD39U)

Additional training to remove their eyeglasses and sunglasses first?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at November 29, 2024 02:34 PM (VNX3d)

31 OSINTdefender @sentdefender 1h
Footage claimed to show a Mile-Long Convoy of Opposition Military Vehicles entering the City of Aleppo in Northern Syria from the West.

https://tinyurl.com/23axtth2
33 seconds; Gee, I wonder what "Alla akbah" means??

OSINTdefender @sentdefender 1h
Assad arriving back in Damascus after his trip to Moscow.

https://tinyurl.com/ypn3pt2x
funny GIF

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 29, 2024 02:34 PM (hovnC)

32 I could use a raven here

Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2024 02:35 PM (fwDg9)

33 Hot enough for ya???

OSINTdefender @sentdefender 30m
Hamas's Military Wing, the Al-Qassam Brigades, claimed responsibility for a shooting near Ariel in the West Bank. The Assailant, Samir Muhammad Ahmad Hussein, a 46-year-old from Einabus near Nablus, fired on a Civilian Bus, injuring at least Eight People, Three of whom were seriously injured. Four IDF Soldiers also sustained minor injuries in the Incident. Hussein was killed by IDF Troops at the Scene.

https://tinyurl.com/3kd7knje
photo; dead terrorist; no gore visible. [Or Al Gore.]

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 29, 2024 02:36 PM (hovnC)

34 No Russians + No Iranians = No Assad?

Assad is apparently currently in Moscow, begging for support.

However, the Russians may be otherwise occupied...

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 29, 2024 02:36 PM (uxCna)

35 I wonder if the raven above is related to the one that knew Edgar Allan Poe?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at November 29, 2024 02:36 PM (VNX3d)

36 I would use my trained raven to peck out the eyes of my enemies.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 29, 2024 02:32 PM (aD39U)

Additional training to remove their eyeglasses and sunglasses first?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
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There is a Poe joke in there somewhere...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2024 02:37 PM (XeU6L)

37 wow someone italicized the heck out of things

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2024 02:37 PM (RsS92)

38 Maybe October 7th wasn't the world's greatest idea, in retrospect...

Posted by: The Iranians! at November 29, 2024 02:31 PM (uxCna)

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"Stage One Thinking For ~~Dummies~~ Death Cults."

/Book Titles Thomas Sowell Considered ...

Posted by: ShainS -- We shot them under DOD Directive 5240.01 at November 29, 2024 02:37 PM (9IXUN)

39 I could use a raven here
Posted by: Skip
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I want one that will fold the laundry.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2024 02:37 PM (XeU6L)

40 I think I'd rather have Hamburger Helper.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 29, 2024 02:37 PM (63Dwl)

41 There is a Poe joke in there somewhere...

We all should ponder, weak and weary.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 29, 2024 02:38 PM (TcVeV)

42 I'm not chopping any more wood! Nevermore!

Posted by: The Raven at November 29, 2024 02:38 PM (2UnvF)

43 As much of a monster as Assad is, I think he's less terrible than the alternative.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2024 02:38 PM (RsS92)

44 I could use a raven here
Posted by: Skip
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I want one that will fold the laundry.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2024 02:37 PM (XeU6L)

Especially if they can fold fitted sheets correctly!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at November 29, 2024 02:38 PM (VNX3d)

45 wow someone italicized the heck out of things

We're terrorists!

We'll italicize whatever we want!

Posted by: ISIS! at November 29, 2024 02:38 PM (uxCna)

46
Raven Helper .. makes a great meal!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 29, 2024 02:39 PM (xG4kz)

47 As much of a monster as Assad is, I think he's less terrible than the alternative.

Yeah, lots of Christians in Aleppo.

This probably isn't going to turn out well for them.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 29, 2024 02:39 PM (uxCna)

48 As much of a monster as Assad is, I think he's less terrible than the alternative.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2024 02:38 PM (RsS92)

A monster who's not also a damn fine ophthalmologist?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 29, 2024 02:39 PM (TcVeV)

49 There are resident ravens at the Tower of London and the Yeoman Warder (Beefeater) in charge of them is known as the Ravenmaster. The recently retired Ravenmaster, Christopher Skaife, wrote a book called, duh, "The Ravenmaster" that discusses the personalities of the birds, the history of the Tower, and his own personal history. Very entertaining.

Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at November 29, 2024 02:39 PM (FEVMW)

50 Especially if they can fold fitted sheets correctly!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
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See: Crisis of rising expectations

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2024 02:40 PM (XeU6L)

51 I could use a raven here
Posted by: Skip
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I want one that will fold the laundry.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2024 02:37 PM (XeU6L)

That's what the magic table is for.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 29, 2024 02:40 PM (aD39U)

52 One of these dogs voted for Trump, the other for the bimbo.

https://tinyurl.com/bddxdach

Posted by: JackStraw at November 29, 2024 02:40 PM (LkLld)

53 ARC of History wins an all-expenses paid trip to the barrel.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at November 29, 2024 02:41 PM (q0vxa)

54 When I saw Raven Helper, I thought it was from the Hobo recipe book.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at November 29, 2024 02:41 PM (wBaIH)

55 "The Ravenmaster" that discusses the personalities of the birds, the history of the Tower, and his own personal history. Very entertaining.
Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at November 29, 2024 02:39 PM (FEVMW

It's said that if the ravens ever leave the Tower, then England will fall.

But that ship has sailed, hasn't it?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 29, 2024 02:41 PM (TcVeV)

56 There is a Poe joke in there somewhere...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2024 02:37 PM (XeU6L)

Hugin and Munin.

The mythical companions of monumental migraines.

Posted by: Kindltot+ (Now Corvid Safe!) at November 29, 2024 02:42 PM (D7oie)

57 ARC of History wins an all-expenses paid trip to the barrel.

Hey, I was using an alt!

You can't prove it was me!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 29, 2024 02:42 PM (uxCna)

58 Especially if they can fold fitted sheets correctly!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
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See: Crisis of rising expectations
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2024 02:40 PM (XeU6L)

You're talking to someone who puts a set of sheets into a pillowcase, without folding them too well. ANYTHING would be an improvement.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at November 29, 2024 02:42 PM (VNX3d)

59 Cliff Clavin was a bit of a raven maven...

Posted by: muldoon at November 29, 2024 02:42 PM (991eG)

60 We occasionally will see an Unkindness of Ravens harassing and chasing away a red-tailed hawk in our AO.

Posted by: ShainS -- We shot them under DOD Directive 5240.01 at November 29, 2024 02:42 PM (dmGEb)

61 Fluffing out my new Christmas tree. Pain in the tushie. I could use that raven right now.

Posted by: Tuna at November 29, 2024 02:42 PM (oaGWv)

62 First little bit of snowfall in my wussy part of Canada.

Pretty cold. The cats Snowflake and Trumpy went outside for a short while and decided indoors is pretty sweet.

When you're 9 and 11 pounds, yeah, you probably feel the cold.

Posted by: Stateless at November 29, 2024 02:42 PM (jvJvP)

63 He called his shot but it went into the wrong hole.

Posted by: Just the Punchline at November 29, 2024 02:42 PM (aD39U)

64 America needs a Raven Master. Give this one to the Hulkster.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 29, 2024 02:43 PM (TcVeV)

65 It's said that if the ravens ever leave the Tower, then England will fall.

Posted by: Cicero
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Clipped wings, I think?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2024 02:43 PM (XeU6L)

66 NEXTA @nexta_tv
Syrian rebels have entered Aleppo

Fighting is taking place on the outskirts of the city, and the local university has also been captured. Assad’s army is offering little resistance. The rebels have a strong chance of taking Syria’s largest city.

According to unconfirmed reports, government forces have been ordered to retreat from the city to avoid encirclement.

https://tinyurl.com/2jbz6m6h
three brief videos; Gee, I wonder what "Alla akbah" and "Mujahedeen" mean?? And a ginger in the first video! [A guy though.

]

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 29, 2024 02:44 PM (hovnC)

67 Raves mate for life.

Humans average about 35 seconds.

Posted by: muldoon at November 29, 2024 02:44 PM (991eG)

68 Especially if they can fold fitted sheets correctly!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

It's the bottom sheet that causes problems.

Posted by: Tuna at November 29, 2024 02:44 PM (oaGWv)

69 It's said that if the ravens ever leave the Tower, then England will fall.

But that ship has sailed, hasn't it?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 29, 2024 02:41 PM (TcVeV)

They've probably already packed, and just waiting for their helicopter to pick them up. I am curious where they might settle for their new home.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at November 29, 2024 02:44 PM (VNX3d)

70 Edger's raven just told him "Never more", didn't collect firewood

Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2024 02:45 PM (fwDg9)

71 Syrian Foreign Minister:

The terrorist attack on Aleppo and its surroundings was entirely planned and sponsored by Israel.

Jews!

Is there anything they can't do?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 29, 2024 02:45 PM (uxCna)

72 I saw the Monumental Migraines open for Yoko Ono at Conspiracy of Hope '86 in Giants Stadium.

Posted by: ShainS -- We shot them under DOD Directive 5240.01 at November 29, 2024 02:46 PM (dmGEb)

73 Ravens and wolves have a mutually helpful relationship.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 29, 2024 02:47 PM (kTd/k)

74 You're talking to someone who puts a set of sheets into a pillowcase, without folding them too well. ANYTHING would be an improvement.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at November 29, 2024 02:42 PM (VNX3d)

Those Halloween costumes made out of sheets for little kids that are a supposed to be ghosts? Those are representation of the poor souls who died trying to fold fitted sheets. They are doomed to walk the earth for all time, futilely searching for the corners.

Posted by: Kindltot+ (Now Corvid Safe!) at November 29, 2024 02:47 PM (D7oie)

75 "You can't prove it was me!
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 29, 2024 02:42 PM (uxCna)"

Ya left yer hash on, pal

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at November 29, 2024 02:47 PM (q0vxa)

76 Press Release: I will not be taking the head football coaching job in Chicago. Thank you.

Posted by: TRex at November 29, 2024 02:48 PM (IQ6Gq)

77 I saw the Monumental Migraines open for Yoko Ono at Conspiracy of Hope '86 in Giants Stadium.
Posted by: ShainS -- We shot them under DOD Directive 5240.01 at November 29, 2024 02:46 PM (dmGEb)

Wasn't Fran Drescher singing Alvin and the Chipmunk's Greatest Hits one of the opening acts?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at November 29, 2024 02:48 PM (VNX3d)

78 Ya left yer hash on, pal

I was hacked!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 29, 2024 02:49 PM (uxCna)

79
Wasn't it Warren Christopher who, as Jimmah Cahah's SecState, flew into Damascas in the day and Assad's daddy refused to meet with him or even let him off the plane or provide air conditioning while it sat there for hours?

Now do it with Blinken.

Posted by: Auspex at November 29, 2024 02:50 PM (j4U/Z)

80
Those Halloween costumes made out of sheets for little kids that are a supposed to be ghosts? Those are representation of the poor souls who died trying to fold fitted sheets. They are doomed to walk the earth for all time, futilely searching for the corners.
Posted by: Kindltot+ (Now Corvid Safe!) at November 29, 2024 02:47 PM (D7oie)

My sister folds the fitted sheets perfectly, by herself. I still have no idea how she does it and I've watched too many times to count and I do a piss poor imitation.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 29, 2024 02:51 PM (1szDw)

81 Jews!

Is there anything they can't do?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 29, 2024 02:45 PM (uxCna)

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Win a Major League Baseball batting title?

/Rod Carew would have been a good Honorary Jew ... which likely would have gotten him mentioned in Adam Sandler's Hanukkah song.

Posted by: ShainS -- We shot them under DOD Directive 5240.01 at November 29, 2024 02:52 PM (E72pS)

82 Voron Gosha is Russian for 'Caution: Ravens. Use protective eyewear.' They'll pluck yer eyeball out and hand [beak?] it to you before you even realize what happened.

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at November 29, 2024 02:52 PM (XYJTg)

83 Jews!

Is there anything they can't do?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 29, 2024 02:45 PM

Pay retail?

Posted by: Just the Punchline at November 29, 2024 02:53 PM (aD39U)

84 I posted last thread that if Assad falls the Alawites will be the subjects of a genocide as they are considered heretics by the rest of the Islamic world. The Turks could invade for their own purposes and then they'll be nose to nose with the Israelis. Hello Armageddon

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 29, 2024 02:53 PM (FxDm7)

85 High-school dropout, fetal alcohol syndrome, dimwits hardest hit...

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 2h
NEW - Stockholm ban on petrol, diesel cars put on hold
A ban on combustion engine vehicles in Stockholm's city centre has been put on hold, a government agency said Friday, just a month before the ban would would come into effect.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 29, 2024 02:54 PM (hovnC)

86 I would use my giant trained raven to pick Joy Reid up and toss her at people i didn't like as that eagle did with the snake.

Posted by: Nelly at November 29, 2024 02:55 PM (bcr4y)

87 84 I posted last thread that if Assad falls the Alawites will be the subjects of a genocide as they are considered heretics by the rest of the Islamic world. The Turks could invade for their own purposes and then they'll be nose to nose with the Israelis. Hello Armageddon
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 29, 2024 02:53 PM (FxDm7)
Rate this one likely.

Posted by: Eromero at November 29, 2024 02:55 PM (jgmnb)

88 Maybe we could get Rome to take Syria back. Besides occasional incursions by the Sassanians, it ran pretty well under the Caesars.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 29, 2024 02:55 PM (TcVeV)

89 Press Release: I will not be taking the head football coaching job in Chicago. Thank you.

Posted by: TRex at November 29, 2024 02:48 PM (IQ6Gq)

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Is Mike Ditka still around?

Posted by: ShainS -- We shot them under DOD Directive 5240.01 at November 29, 2024 02:57 PM (E72pS)

90 Ravens are more intelligent than the average lefty.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 29, 2024 02:57 PM (kTd/k)

91 News from ever-more-repressive NZ:
Conservative US influencer Candace Owens is barred from New Zealand weeks after a ban from Australia

https://tinyurl.com/mtsxpjjx

What's wrong with English speaking countries?

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at November 29, 2024 02:57 PM (TfwrE)

92 Wow, that tree must have done something really sh!tty to that raven to make him so eager to help chop it up.

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at November 29, 2024 02:58 PM (XYJTg)

93 86 I would use my giant trained raven to pick Joy Reid up and toss her at people i didn't like as that eagle did with the snake.
Posted by: Nelly at November 29, 2024 02:55 PM (bcr4y)

I haz sadz.

Posted by: An active volcano at November 29, 2024 02:58 PM (PiwSw)

94 90 I've met people who, even if you pasted black feathers all over them, wouldn't be as smart as a raven.

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at November 29, 2024 02:58 PM (XYJTg)

95 The raven needs that wood for his writing-desk.

Posted by: spindrift at November 29, 2024 02:59 PM (OguvZ)

96 Yes, I often see ravens and/or crows chasing birds of prey at the park. The hawks, especially the smaller Cooper’s hawks, get spooked, but I’ve seen eagles an owls ignore them as if they were mosquitoes.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 29, 2024 03:01 PM (Hkcdp)

97
Got Her Majesty, George and Diana off on the road. She said she wanted to leave about 1:00 and left at 1:20, so she was practically early.

Cooking up a pot of turkey soup.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2024 03:01 PM (dxSpM)

98 Has anyone tried to explain Elon’s statement that A V-man had committed treason? Was the implication that AV was on oligarchs’ payrolls while in the military and his actions were to protect them? AV immediately wrapped himself in the flag, when accused. Hoping someone had some insight.

Posted by: EveR at November 29, 2024 03:02 PM (Z/h4+)

99 Pfftttt, that’s nothing! He should try raven five night a week!

Posted by: Joy Reid at November 29, 2024 03:03 PM (Hkcdp)

100 96 Yes, I often see ravens and/or crows chasing birds of prey at the park. The hawks, especially the smaller Cooper’s hawks, get spooked, but I’ve seen eagles an owls ignore them as if they were mosquitoes.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 29, 2024 03:01 PM (Hkcdp)

I see Cooper's hawks chasing the red tails all the time. Those little birds are quick.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 29, 2024 03:04 PM (x6Nkq)

101 If anyone is curious, at least some McDonald's locations have the McRib available again.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at November 29, 2024 03:05 PM (VNX3d)

102 Most birds will team up to harry raptors and corvids as both are Nest Raiders.

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2024 03:05 PM (vGiQ3)

103 Ooh, I’ve never seen a hawk chase another hawk - that would be interesting!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 29, 2024 03:06 PM (Hkcdp)

104 102 Most birds will team up to harry raptors and corvids as both are Nest Raiders.
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Raptor not harry -- feathery!

Posted by: Latka Gravis at November 29, 2024 03:08 PM (hovnC)

105 weird thing about the raven video is the music in the background. heard it in dozens of videos on fackbook before i found out what it was called.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 29, 2024 03:10 PM (CWTWj)

106
That bird's neck is gonna be sore tomorrow.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at November 29, 2024 03:10 PM (n7rxJ)

107 >> I’ve never seen a hawk chase another hawk - that would be interesting!

I have all sorts of Hawks, Eagle and Osprey on my place. They are always fucking with each other. It's entertaining to watch.

Mating Seasons are spectacular. Lots of aerial acrobatics going on.

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2024 03:11 PM (vGiQ3)

108 >>Yes, I often see ravens and/or crows chasing birds of prey at the park. The hawks, especially the smaller Cooper’s hawks, get spooked, but I’ve seen eagles an owls ignore them as if they were mosquitoes.

There's a Great Horned Owl living in the conservation land next to my place. Can hear him hooting away some nights.

Couple of years ago I was out in the backyard and saw he was sitting in a dead tree that borders my property. Crows were squawking away and trying to get him to leave. He just sat there like a statute. Then I noticed he had a chipmunk in one of talons. I took Elvis inside.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 29, 2024 03:12 PM (LkLld)

109 Birb!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 29, 2024 03:13 PM (dg+HA)

110 Nevermore

Posted by: redridinghood at November 29, 2024 03:15 PM (NpAcC)

111 I read it as hairy raptors and never gave it another thought.
Still semi-comatose.

Posted by: From about That Time at November 29, 2024 03:16 PM (4780s)

112 >>I have all sorts of Hawks, Eagle and Osprey on my place. They are always fucking with each other. It's entertaining to watch.

Osprey? Do you have a river on your property?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 29, 2024 03:16 PM (LkLld)

113 Wife heard the owl around hete a week ago, if same one heard long ago its a Great Horned Owl. Thete calls are very distinctive if you hear it.

Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2024 03:17 PM (fwDg9)

114 Catch Up @CatchUpFeed Nov 27
Alexander Vindman has accused Elon Musk of divulging state secrets to Vladimir Putin, and that the real reason he supports Trump is because Putin ordered him to do so.

Elon Musk @elonmusk Nov 27 Replying to @CatchUpFeed
Vindman is on the payroll of Ukrainian oligarchs and has committed treason against the United States, for which he will pay the appropriate penalty

Ian Miles Cheong @stillgray Nov 27 Replying to @elonmusk @CatchUpFeed
He certainly lied a lot about Trump during his depositions. You are indeed correct that he is on Ukraine’s payroll and he doesn’t even try to hide it.
Sidney Powell 🗽⚖️🚜 Attorney & Author @SidneyPowell1 Nov 27 Replying to @elonmusk @CatchUpFeed
Not to mention likely FARA violations and others
===
He was the source of the leaks used as the basis of the 2nd impeachment attempt against PDT.

Posted by: Latka Gravis at November 29, 2024 03:18 PM (hovnC)

115 Off, Taxi[/] sock.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 29, 2024 03:18 PM (hovnC)

116 Do you know why he was splitting the wood instead of drilling it?

The raven told him to never bore.

Posted by: ... at November 29, 2024 03:19 PM (v33Jj)

117
Win a Major League Baseball batting title?

__________

Al Rosen lost out to Mickey Vernon in 1953 by .001.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2024 03:19 PM (dxSpM)

118 I want a raven.

Posted by: eleven at November 29, 2024 03:20 PM (fV+MH)

119 >>He was the source of the leaks used as the basis of the 2nd impeachment attempt against PDT.

Ukraine has been at the heart of most of the insanity around Trump. Most of the Russia collusion hoax came from Ukraine.

Someday we are going to learn exactly what was going on over there prior to Trump taking office.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 29, 2024 03:20 PM (LkLld)

120 Prior:

Other shooting techniques

The Rocky

https://youtu.be/Ouecdq-ngU0?t=310

The Felger

https://youtu.be/49pYLj9jzbA?t=75

Posted by: DaveA at November 29, 2024 03:20 PM (FhXTo)

121 Hawk flying leisurely along ignoring a harassing mockingbird doing maneuvers the envy of a WWI pilot.

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at November 29, 2024 03:24 PM (lrtx8)

122 Who among you has heard about the bird?

Posted by: Don Black at November 29, 2024 03:24 PM (/7KEl)

123 Posted by: Latka Gravis at November 29, 2024 03:18 PM (hovnC)

I find it ridiculous to think that anyone could order Elon to do anything- and certainly not spy for Putin.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 29, 2024 03:26 PM (pcSI6)

124 I hope he realizes that raven now owns him.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 29, 2024 03:26 PM (RIvkX)

125 National File @NationalFile 4h
BREAKING:
Lisa Murkowski cast the FIFTY-FIRST vote to confirm the judge that has ruled that a Trans Man can play women's volleyball.

Catturd ™ @catturd2 2h
She's such an utter POS.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 29, 2024 03:29 PM (hovnC)

126 122 Who among you has heard about the bird?
Posted by: Don Black at November 29, 2024 03:24 PM (/7KEl)

Now I'm singing bird bird bird,the bird is the word.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 29, 2024 03:29 PM (eRERE)

127 Who among you has heard about the bird?
Posted by: Don Black at November 29, 2024 03:24 PM (/7KEl)

Everybody's heard about the bird. The bird's the word!

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at November 29, 2024 03:29 PM (iODuv)

128 She's such an utter POS.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 29, 2024 03:29 PM (hovnC)

You could just say Democrat.

Or for that matter, Republican.

Posted by: ... at November 29, 2024 03:30 PM (v33Jj)

129 98 Has anyone tried to explain Elon’s statement that A V-man had committed treason? Was the implication that AV was on oligarchs’ payrolls while in the military and his actions were to protect them? AV immediately wrapped himself in the flag, when accused. Hoping someone had some insight.
Posted by: EveR at November 29, 2024 03:02 PM (Z/h4+)

I believe the insinuation is that V-man, while wearing a US uniform, was taking money from the Ukraine and serving Ukrainian interests , not American. Now since they weren’t a declared enemy at the time, I doubt that meets the legal definition of treason, but it’s certainly a betrayal of his oath.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 29, 2024 03:30 PM (Dd+/6)

130 And there it is.

>>@EricLDaugh

>>🚨 #BREAKING: Ukrainian President Zelensky says he may agree to a truce with Russia without taking any land back from Russia.

>>The exchange would be NATO membership for Ukraine.

>>"We need to do it fast. And then on the [occupied] territory of Ukraine, Ukraine can get them back in a diplomatic way."

Posted by: JackStraw at November 29, 2024 03:30 PM (LkLld)

131 118 I want a raven.
Posted by: eleven at November 29, 2024 03:20 PM (fV+MH)

Start feeding the crows in your neighborhood. They'll leave you little trinkets. I inadvertently was feeding the crows in a pie plate and they'd leave little screws or a washer in the pie plate.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 29, 2024 03:30 PM (eRERE)

132 Thanks, Boss. That arrived with perfect timing. Brightened up my day considerable.

Posted by: creeper at November 29, 2024 03:31 PM (M6moH)

133 Upton Nood.

Posted by: scampydog at November 29, 2024 03:31 PM (41CYW)

134 NOOD Lip Sync

Posted by: ShainS -- We shot them under DOD Directive 5240.01 at November 29, 2024 03:32 PM (51aVQ)

135 BREAKING: Ukrainian President Zelensky says he may agree to a truce with Russia without taking any land back from Russia.

The exchange would be NATO membership for Ukraine.
--------

LMAO. I mentioned this exact thing some weeks ago. This would be Trump's deal.

Posted by: ... at November 29, 2024 03:32 PM (v33Jj)

136 new thread if no one said so

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 29, 2024 03:32 PM (CWTWj)

137 123- unless he was ordered by a court to do something and he had no choice. I don't think Musk is easily intimidated- he's both extremely bright and of course, has tons of money.

Pray for the safety of Elon, though, if you haven't already been doing so. I know that a lot of leftists really can't like him because he has supported Trump.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 29, 2024 03:32 PM (QcuMc)

138 There was a crow where my dad grew up on Penn St. in Brooklyn he says hated him.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 29, 2024 03:32 PM (RIvkX)

139 Blue Oyster Cult Had to Ban Cowbells From Shows After ‘SNL’ Skit

The sketch, which aired on April 8, 2000, starred Will Ferrell as fictional band member Gene Frenkle and Christopher Walken as producer Bruce Dickinson. Ferrell, dressed in a ridiculously tight and low-cut shirt, plays the cowbell so aggressively while recording "Reaper" that he distracts and infuriates his bandmates. Walken, however, is obsessed with capturing more of the "dynamite sound," famously declaring, "I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell!"

The "More Cowbell" sketch was so popular that it even forced Blue Oyster Cult to retroactively add cowbell to live performances of their hit song. "For 20-odd years, we didn’t use a live cowbell for our shows and never considered it," Dharma explained. "We had to play the cowbell because there was just no getting away from it. I’m grateful that as significant as the sketch is — because after 25 years, it still is — it didn’t kill the song, its original intent, or its original mood. It’s still used as a cue in horror movies when you want that mysterious and metaphysically uneasy vibe.

Posted by: SMOD at November 29, 2024 03:32 PM (GITLP)

140 NYPost: Bill Clinton reveals he ‘couldn’t sleep for two years,’ prone to ‘outbursts of rage’ after Hillary lost to Trump: memoir

Posted by: SMOD at November 29, 2024 03:34 PM (GITLP)

141 Syrian rebels in Aleppo: Assad has been using Hezbollah to keep the Syrian rebels in check, and they’ve done it in exchange for Assad protecting all the weapons shipments from Iran moving through Syria. Now that Hezbollah has been destroyed, it’s no surprise that the Syrian rebels are off their leash.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 29, 2024 03:35 PM (Dd+/6)

142 nood

dicks

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 29, 2024 03:36 PM (hovnC)

143 There was an owl flying around the neighborhood with a small Squirrel in its mouth. Don't know if it's a Great Horned Owl, but he's a big bastard.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 29, 2024 03:37 PM (dR6yv)

144 Best flyers in the bird world are hummingbirds.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 29, 2024 03:38 PM (J2ite)

145 129 98 Has anyone tried to explain Elon’s statement that A V-man had committed treason? Was the implication that AV was on oligarchs’ payrolls while in the military and his actions were to protect them? AV immediately wrapped himself in the flag, when accused. Hoping someone had some insight.
Posted by: EveR at November 29, 2024 03:02 PM (Z/h4+)

I believe the insinuation is that V-man, while wearing a US uniform, was taking money from the Ukraine and serving Ukrainian interests , not American. Now since they weren’t a declared enemy at the time, I doubt that meets the legal definition of treason, but it’s certainly a betrayal of his oath.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 29, 2024 03:30 PM (Dd+/6)

To try to bring down the sitting POTUS with lies and perjury could be, especially if he was in cahoots with others (a conspiracy).

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2024 03:39 PM (ynpvh)

146 Finally got to ending of CJN Speaks, good having company while doing dishes

Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2024 03:43 PM (fwDg9)

147 145 Thanks, Tom and Jim. My read, too.

Posted by: EveR at November 29, 2024 04:05 PM (Z/h4+)

148 To try to bring down the sitting POTUS with lies and perjury could be, especially if he was in cahoots with others (a conspiracy).
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2024 03:39 PM (ynpvh)

Too be fair, he is an avowed Democrat, so what else would you expect?
As for violating your oath, see CJCS Gen Milley for an example of setting expectations for the officer corps!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at November 29, 2024 04:14 PM (hOUT3)

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