aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Baywatch Reboot (Starring Dogs) Cafe
I think this is the Hudson Valley
Chatty rescue dog is almost at the Scooby Doo level of "speaking." An argumentative seal. Blessed are the peacemakers. A bird of burden. Poor dog is pounced and seized. Horse escaping his stall with a barrel-roll. I've got to tickle the baby platypus, if I can be frank. A bunny suffers from low self-esteem. Dog halps. Panda agility demonstration. A panda calculates the exact trajectory for a lethal pouncing attack and then executes at the highest level. Panda snuggling operations are up 20%. Panda GAINZZZ. A panda offers itself for mating in just the most incompetent way possible.
I don't approve of teasing the monkey but it's kind of funny.
Hand speed competition.. 😂 pic.twitter.com/ArCnqr7x9u
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Bye.. 👋 pic.twitter.com/M04syBZVty
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 25, 2024 07:17 PM (dxSpM)
Posted by: Skip at November 25, 2024 07:17 PM (fwDg9)
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Posted by: Accomack at November 25, 2024 07:20 PM (Abk96)
I hope you get to travel around NY state. Lots of scenery.
Do you need a travel fund, or just cushions to convert shelves into futons for your babes?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 25, 2024 07:21 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Skip at November 25, 2024 07:21 PM (fwDg9)
It just popped up, then couldn't get to comments
Posted by: Skip at November 25, 2024 07:18 PM (fwDg9)
_________
Yeah, sure. Sluggard.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 25, 2024 07:21 PM (dxSpM)
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 25, 2024 07:21 PM (hovnC)
I took an oil tanker into New York Harbor for one Fleet Week. Helen Thomas was an unexpected surprise.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 25, 2024 07:22 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at November 25, 2024 07:23 PM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Piper at November 25, 2024 07:24 PM (p4NUW)
Sunny Hostin was shocked to discover that her ancestors owned slaves.
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End Wokeness @EndWokeness Nov 24
The moment reparations activist Sunny Hostin learns she descends from slave OWNERS:
Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 14h
I watched this twenty times and I'm not nearly done.
https://tinyurl.com/yypm56kc
42 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 25, 2024 07:24 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 25, 2024 07:24 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: steevy at November 25, 2024 07:25 PM (YbbtK)
Posted by: Accomack at November 25, 2024 07:26 PM (Abk96)
When you call your cat through surveillance for the first time
https://tinyurl.com/22ebbsfs
1:25 minutes
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 25, 2024 07:26 PM (hovnC)
Playing softly in the background is a 50's-60's collection of Christmas songs - Nat King Cole, Perry Como, Bing Crosby, Andy Williams and the like.
I'm feeling sentimental as all git out.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 25, 2024 07:27 PM (WXNFJ)
Why are you all so obsessed with me!?!
Posted by: Taylor Lorenz at November 25, 2024 07:27 PM (7SO1z)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 25, 2024 07:28 PM (dqcIy)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at November 25, 2024 07:28 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 25, 2024 07:28 PM (7SO1z)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2024 07:28 PM (ToK9w)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 25, 2024 07:29 PM (D6PGr)
Playing softly in the background is a 50's-60's collection of Christmas songs - Nat King Cole, Perry Como, Bing Crosby, Andy Williams and the like.
I'm feeling sentimental as all git out.
Posted by: Tonypete at November
I have a playlist like this. It is my absolute favorite for Christmas!
Posted by: Piper at November 25, 2024 07:29 PM (p4NUW)
And Don't Call Me Shirley. @Meme_Behavior 9h Replying to @SirajAHashmi
The Clippers may have had MORE anal, but which team had BETTER anal?
https://tinyurl.com/yp654jyh
IMAGE; BTW, it reads "final" -- a fatal ligature.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 25, 2024 07:30 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 25, 2024 07:30 PM (D6PGr)
Playing softly in the background is a 50's-60's collection of Christmas songs - Nat King Cole, Perry Como, Bing Crosby, Andy Williams and the like.
I'm feeling sentimental as all git out.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 25, 2024 07:27 PM (WXNFJ)
Favorite Christmas Album? Yule be Swingin... a collection of 40s, 50s, swing and blues Christmas songs... think Louis Armstrong doin an upbeat Christmas song.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 25, 2024 07:31 PM (QAkQ3)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 25, 2024 07:31 PM (dOjkx)
Politi_Rican 🇵🇷 𝕏 🇺🇸 @TheRicanMemes Nov 24
🤣🤣🤣
https://tinyurl.com/5fa6nd9d
IMAGE; removed from X for some reason [although maybe over copyright and not censorship].
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 25, 2024 07:32 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 25, 2024 07:30 PM (D6PGr)
Did you carry the mountain bike on a rack on the back of the Harley?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2024 07:33 PM (ToK9w)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2024 07:28 PM (ToK9w)
Robert Mitchum in a 1957 Ford Fairlane 500 (A la Thunder Road).
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at November 25, 2024 07:33 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 25, 2024 07:33 PM (eRERE)
Remember when the EDSEL was butt of jokes in lots of media (tv, movies, etc.) when we were kids?
No one brings up the Edsels anymore.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 25, 2024 07:34 PM (7SO1z)
Dog's reaction to seeing the owner after six months..🐕🐾🥺❤️
https://tinyurl.com/4uwrr2xp
57 seconds; suitable but LOUD music
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 25, 2024 07:34 PM (hovnC)
Pretty good with a flour tortilla on the side.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 25, 2024 07:34 PM (dqcIy)
I think the majority of morons don’t really care for it IIRC.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 25, 2024 07:35 PM (D6PGr)
Posted by: DrSandman at November 25, 2024 07:35 PM (SxF46)
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 25, 2024 07:35 PM (gsJ4Q)
Posted by: Soothsayer
He retired this year.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 25, 2024 07:36 PM (dqcIy)
Posted by: DrSandman at November 25, 2024 07:35 PM (SxF46)
Guess I’m wrong . Sure looks like RT 44 through the park.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 25, 2024 07:37 PM (D6PGr)
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 25, 2024 07:37 PM (gsJ4Q)
Marie Isabella @MarieIsabellaB
🤣🤣
https://tinyurl.com/mtnuvcxs
screencap
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 25, 2024 07:37 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
Those curves look the same; but, this one is probably shorter.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 25, 2024 07:38 PM (dqcIy)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 25, 2024 07:39 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Skip at November 25, 2024 07:39 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 25, 2024 07:37 PM (gsJ4Q
They’re evil, thank goodness they can’t fly.
Posted by: Eromero at November 25, 2024 07:39 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 25, 2024 07:41 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 25, 2024 07:42 PM (klJTj)
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 25, 2024 07:33 PM (eRERE)
Or a high end lab doing animal testing on beauty products and hairdessing techniques.
"Trou Macacq. le palais des singes de la beauté"
Ook ook
Posted by: Kindltot at November 25, 2024 07:42 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 25, 2024 07:42 PM (gGMRM)
Posted by: Skip at November 25, 2024 07:39 PM (fwDg9)
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The smart ones make decent money. The dmb ones get bamboozled.
Posted by: 496 at November 25, 2024 07:43 PM (pbgCF)
anti-bullying IMAGE
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 25, 2024 07:41 PM (hovnC)
She is in training for the campaign against Antidisestablishmentarianism.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2024 07:43 PM (ToK9w)
reason @reason
Cultivated meat keeps getting better and better.
I tried lab-grown salmon. Here's what it tasted like.
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No link; don't want Reason to make money from a link.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 25, 2024 07:44 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 25, 2024 07:45 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 25, 2024 07:42 PM (gGMRM)
Did you learn if JT has wifi at his facility? I have an old IBM Thinkpad here with Linux loaded on it, and I think it still works. Would be happy to donate to the cause.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2024 07:45 PM (ToK9w)
https://mol.im/a/14123873
Posted by: Ciampino - wow at November 25, 2024 07:46 PM (i0xsb)
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They’re evil, thank goodness they can’t fly.
Posted by: Eromero at November 25, 2024 07:39 PM
Are you referring to monkeys or otters?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 25, 2024 07:47 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 25, 2024 07:47 PM (gGMRM)
The WSJ reports that @realchrisrufo “has an invitation to Mar-a-Lago, where he will present the president-elect’s team with a plan to geld American universities by withholding money if they don’t pull back on diversity measures.”
Nov 25, 2024 · 2:56 PM UTC
“He has said he thinks colleges and universities have been taken over by the left, and he wants to recapture them by cutting federal money to schools that continue to engage in DEI practices. He also wants to excise race-based affirmative action from any institution with which the federal government does business.”
Link: wsj.com/us-news/education/ch...
Christopher Rufo Has Trump’s Ear and Wants to End DEI for Good
From his perch outside Seattle, the 40-year-old documentary filmmaker and writer has become one of the country’s most influential culture warriors, waging public fights against diversity, equity and...
Big Jarhead @big_jarhead 6h Replying to @sfmcguire79 @realchrisrufo
I'd recommend using the term "neuter" or "spay" instead of "geld", which implies that the universities have balls. They don't.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 25, 2024 07:48 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 25, 2024 07:49 PM (eRERE)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 25, 2024 07:42 PM (gGMRM)
Right back at you- you have got to be a true angel on this earth. The way you understand animals, the way you take care of people. Honestly, I am so blessed that somehow, someway you entered my life. Plus, the TxMoMe was just an experience that is hard to even describe - you know I was hesitant and walked away with knowing some of the most amazing people ever. It was a blast, literally and figuratively.
Posted by: Piper at November 25, 2024 07:49 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Eromero
Those things in the Wizard of Oz scared the bejeebus out of me when I was a little girl. I still don't like them.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 25, 2024 07:50 PM (UoYkE)
https://mol.im/a/14123873
Posted by: Ciampino - wow at November 25, 2024 07:46 PM (i0xsb)
If PETA is behind this, they are flat-out lying.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2024 07:50 PM (ToK9w)
Posted by: Ben Had
Hear, hear!
I'll join you in that toast!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 25, 2024 07:51 PM (dqcIy)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at November 25, 2024 07:52 PM (O7YUW)
https://mol.im/a/14123873
Posted by: Ciampino - wow at November
I am not a vegetarian and never will be, but there is zero excuse to treat animals like this. If an animal is giving up its life to feed me, it deserves the best death possible. This is not that.
Posted by: Piper at November 25, 2024 07:52 PM (pZEOD)
Yup. This.
Posted by: Grumpy and
Also the opposite of a PETA supporter, but the video is what the video is.
Posted by: Piper at November 25, 2024 07:53 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: runner at November 25, 2024 07:53 PM (QTCRF)
It was such a joy to meet you and dance with you and sing with you and laugh with you! I hope
You are planning for next year!
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 25, 2024 07:53 PM (UoYkE)
Wait, wait, don't tell me... the illegals working in the processing plants are f*cking the turkey carcasses.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 25, 2024 07:54 PM (hB7mE)
Posted by: runner at November 25, 2024 07:54 PM (QTCRF)
It was such a joy to meet you and dance with you and sing with you and laugh with you! I hope
You are planning for next year!
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage
I am, and you are definitely on that list of amazing people. You are flat hysterical and bring out the best - or the worst 🤣- in me!
Posted by: Piper at November 25, 2024 07:54 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 25, 2024 07:55 PM (6ydKt)
BREAKING: Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis reminds local officials that they have no authority to obstruct federal enforcement of immigration laws and warns that “any who attempt such obstruction in Florida will be held accountable.”
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 25, 2024 07:55 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: Piper at November 25, 2024 07:53 PM (pZEOD)
Butterball says the video is 20 years old. I would not put it past PETA, not for one second even, to plant thugs in a packing plant's work force, and stage such outrages for the camera.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2024 07:55 PM (ToK9w)
reason @reason
Cultivated meat keeps getting better and better.
I tried lab-grown salmon. Here's what it tasted like.
===
No link; don't want Reason to make money from a link.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 25, 2024 07:44 PM (hovnC)
WTF? I pull fresh salmon out of the river every year and cook it over a charcoal fire. The rest I smoke and can and we eat it all year. Why in hell would you invest in Franken-salmon? Fuck those idiots.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 25, 2024 07:56 PM (byWhc)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 25, 2024 07:57 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
I'm pretty sure they've done that before.
How long before these meat processing companies sue the living daylights out of PETA?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 25, 2024 07:57 PM (hB7mE)
Posted by: See? Nobody cares at November 25, 2024 07:56 PM (TmkE1)
I can say it too, but, like Richard Pryor, I choose not to. So maybe you should take your filth elsewhere.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 25, 2024 07:57 PM (byWhc)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at November 25, 2024 07:57 PM (DTX3h)
https://tinyurl.com/2bwdwebx
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at November 25, 2024 07:58 PM (paSBy)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at
I pray it’s that old and I pray it doesn’t happen with our influx of help that hasn’t assimilated into our standards and care of life, even if that life is a Turkey.
Posted by: Piper at November 25, 2024 07:59 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 25, 2024 07:59 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Piper at November 25, 2024 08:00 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2024 07:55 PM (ToK9w)
I wouldn't say it's a bridge too far to say that PETA is a bunch of turkey fuckers.
And really, why do all the outrages come from where some pervert shoves his filthy dick? It gets pretty old.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 25, 2024 08:01 PM (byWhc)
Posted by: Orson at November 25, 2024 08:02 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Orson at November 25, 2024 08:02 PM (dIske)
(books flight to China)
Posted by: Willie Brown at November 25, 2024 08:02 PM (ToK9w)
https:// c8. alamy. com/ comp/ F4PX55/ traffic -light -trails -on- hawks- nest- winding- road- route- 97- in- upstate- F4PX55.jpg
Posted by: Vasco de Gama at November 25, 2024 08:02 PM (z5JUV)
Posted by: Ciampino
They keep xxxxing that
Posted by: Tonypete at November 25, 2024 08:03 PM (WXNFJ)
NEW - Macy's disclosed Monday that an employee had hidden up to $154 million in expenses through false accounting entries over more than three years.
====
I think someone named Rachel Green.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 25, 2024 08:03 PM (hovnC)
I watch the videos and just like animals so gosh darn much more.
I'm glad the monkey got to keep the treat.
I think the bear waved back because he thought he'd get another slice of bread.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 25, 2024 08:03 PM (3wi/L)
Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 8h
BREAKING: Damian Williams, the US Attorney for the Southern District of New York, who has served as the chief federal law enforcement officer in the district, announced today his intention to resign his position as United States Attorney, effective 11:59 PM on December 13, 2024.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 25, 2024 08:04 PM (hovnC)
https://youtu.be/6lqyvAwsM9w?si=yFjkMVUnquNZtw4_
Posted by: Accomack at November 25, 2024 08:06 PM (vt7xw)
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 25, 2024 08:06 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 25, 2024 08:06 PM (3wi/L)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 25, 2024 08:07 PM (O0faj)
I fully agree with you that treating animals abusively is utterly and completely wrong.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at November 25, 2024 08:08 PM (O7YUW)
This isn't the Hudson Valley. It's the Delaware Valley in Orange County, NY. Route 97.
_________
Noo Yawrkers get hopelessly lost north of the Bronx.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 25, 2024 08:08 PM (O0faj)
Posted by: Things Benjamin Franklin Said Vol. 3 (NY Folio ed. 1832) at November 25, 2024 08:08 PM (lxDEj)
I don't hate it but why is there not a popular version that includes an awesome drum solo?
Posted by: Oddbob at November 25, 2024 08:09 PM (/y8xj)
Posted by: Oddbob at November 25, 2024 08:09 PM (/y8xj)
I hate the lyric to the song. It's un-Biblical, and absolutely stupid. I have heard an instrumental version of it, played by some jazz combo, that was quite pretty.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2024 08:11 PM (ToK9w)
https://youtu.be/UkUkEvf7Ma4
Haven't watched it yet.
I know Ace likes her stuff.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 25, 2024 08:13 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Oddbob at November 25, 2024 08:09 PM
Because after the drum solo comes the bass solo, and you know what that means.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 25, 2024 08:13 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Vasco de Gama at November 25, 2024 08:02 PM (z5JUV)
I consider Orange County to be in the Hudson Valley region. . After all the Hudson runs in it.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 25, 2024 08:14 PM (c1bWo)
Good time for a drum solo!!!"
Little Drummer Boy
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 25, 2024 08:14 PM (VCFK5)
What is wrong with people, honestly.
Posted by: Piper at November 25, 2024 08:15 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Accomack at November 25, 2024 08:15 PM (+OnsA)
Posted by: Accomack at November 25, 2024 08:16 PM (+OnsA)
That song is just gay af.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 25, 2024 08:16 PM (lxDEj)
Who likes beautiful jet aircraft?
Who likes President Trump?
Here's a cool short video of the recent re-painting of the President's personal 757:
https://is.gd/kwKa8L
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 25, 2024 08:16 PM (7SO1z)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant
Thank you.
Posted by: Piper at November 25, 2024 08:16 PM (pZEOD)
I don't hate it but why is there not a popular version that includes an awesome drum solo?
Posted by: Oddbob at November 25, 2024 08:09 PM (/y8xj)
The percussion section in Bolero is pretty dynamic.
Posted by: Eromero at November 25, 2024 08:17 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at November 25, 2024 08:17 PM (Wx316)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2024 08:11 PM (ToK9w)
You mean because the Bible doesn't mention a drummer boy? Because other than that the drummer boy describes the biblical story,
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 25, 2024 08:18 PM (c1bWo)
Day old smoked wild turkey on sweet rolls that my wife's uncle used to shoot was possibly the best, simplest post Thanksgiving hangover cure ever made. Breasts weren't white, meat self buttered the bread.
Posted by: Auspex at November 25, 2024 08:18 PM (j4U/Z)
I think someone named Rachel Green.
Posted by: andycanuck
And her accomplices Ross & Monica Geller?
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 25, 2024 08:18 PM (7SO1z)
Posted by: Oddbob at November 25, 2024 08:09 PM (/y8xj)
The percussion section in Bolero is pretty dynamic.
Posted by: Eromero at November 25, 2024 08:17 PM (LHPAg)
It needs that drummer from the Japanese kids show.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 25, 2024 08:19 PM (W6hoT)
Hah. WTF is wrong with some of you.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 25, 2024 08:19 PM (c1bWo)
Interesting this development happens when she might actually have to live with him.
Posted by: Piper at November 25, 2024 08:19 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 25, 2024 08:18 PM (c1bWo)
Yep. They just Mary-Sued a little drummer boy into the account of the birth of Jesus.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2024 08:20 PM (ToK9w)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 25, 2024 08:21 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 25, 2024 08:21 PM (c1bWo)
I think the majority of morons don’t really care for it IIRC.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 25, 2024 07:35 PM (D6PGr)
Bob Seger's version is my favorite.
Posted by: haffhowershower at November 25, 2024 08:21 PM (NMT5x)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 25, 2024 08:21 PM (a3Q+t)
'Lyle Menendez’s Wife Rebecca Sneed Announces Separation After 21 Years of Marriage'
She didn't want to have a shotgun divorce.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 25, 2024 08:21 PM (3wi/L)
Hah. WTF is wrong with some of you.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 25, 2024 08:19 PM (c1bWo)
You know, it's a mistake to take me too seriously.
If I have to be serious, I am obligated to defend the song. It's on the Peanuts Christmas album, and only communists dislike the Peanuts Christmas album.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 25, 2024 08:22 PM (lxDEj)
Slow down now... your wife's uncle used a sweet roll to shoot a turkey? That's awesome!
Posted by: MkY at November 25, 2024 08:22 PM (cPGH3)
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Something about how expensive sending a kid to Harvard is??
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 25, 2024 08:23 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: MkY at November 25, 2024 08:22 PM (cPGH3)
And the turkey doesn't need to be stuffed!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2024 08:24 PM (ToK9w)
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Let's all donate a nickel each and pretend we're poor illegals so sorry about their treatment at the hands of the DNC!
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 25, 2024 08:25 PM (hovnC)
Why are you all so obsessed with me!?!
Posted by: Taylor Lorenz at November 25, 2024 07:27 PM (7SO1z)
My dad loved you in My Fair Lady!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 25, 2024 08:25 PM (aOqEy)
Trump is expected to offer Kelly Loeffler the job as the Secretary of Agriculture, I'm told. She's expected at Mar-a-Lago Club this afternoon.
Arthur Schwartz @ArthurSchwartz 18h
I wonder whether Kaitlan and her leaker have figured out that this was a leak test.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 25, 2024 08:25 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: Auspex at November 25, 2024 08:18 PM
Where did your wife's uncle hunt sweet rolls?
Posted by: AoSHQ Assistant Associate Copy Editor, Punctuation Brigade, Oxford Comma Company at November 25, 2024 08:26 PM (a3Q+t)
Something about how expensive sending a kid to Harvard is??
Posted by: andycanuck
It was a reference to the Friends show.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 25, 2024 08:27 PM (7SO1z)
Posted by: Joe Redfield at November 25, 2024 08:27 PM (KOtXO)
Posted by: Ciampino
We prefer to call them...pre-stuffed.
-Butterball Management
Posted by: haffhowershower at November 25, 2024 08:28 PM (NMT5x)
Posted by: Tom Servo
The only way MXC could have been improved was to add that drummer.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 25, 2024 08:28 PM (WXNFJ)
The Twelve Days of Christmas;
The Little Drummer Boy;
Jingle Bells;
Do You Hear What I Hear.
Posted by: Bulg at November 25, 2024 08:29 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2024 08:11 PM (ToK9w)
Unbiblical. That's probably not the best reason it is usually crap. A lot of things are unbiblical, but still true. If you are getting your religion from a silly Christmas song, there's something else wrong.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 25, 2024 08:29 PM (byWhc)
The Twelve Days of Christmas;
The Little Drummer Boy;
Jingle Bells;
Do You Hear What I Hear.
Posted by: Bulg
Mariah Cary. 'nuff said.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 25, 2024 08:30 PM (WXNFJ)
Jingle Bells started off as a Thanksgiving song.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 25, 2024 08:30 PM (c1bWo)
The Twelve Days of Christmas;
The Little Drummer Boy;
Jingle Bells;
Do You Hear What I Hear.
Posted by: Bulg at November 25, 2024 08:29 PM (v6JzV)
Mother in law will cut a bitch if she hears Go Tell it on the Mountain.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 25, 2024 08:30 PM (byWhc)
Posted by: Oddbob
The percussion section in Bolero is pretty dynamic.
Posted by: Eromero
It needs that drummer from the Japanese kids show.
Posted by: Tom Servo
You forgot the link.
https://youtu.be/-UYgORr5Qhg
And the bonus link.
https://youtu.be/sReGQj67HJU
Posted by: mikeski is a giver at November 25, 2024 08:31 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 25, 2024 08:30 PM (WXNFJ)
When my son was little, we listened to the Christmas music station in the car. He got to Grandma's house and said, very seriously, "Gramma, all's I want for Christmas is YOU."
Grandma thought that was fine.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 25, 2024 08:31 PM (byWhc)
Posted by: Bulg at November 25, 2024 08:31 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 25, 2024 08:32 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Bulg at November 25, 2024 08:33 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 25, 2024 08:33 PM (3wi/L)
Now we know why he's so jolly, falalalalalala."
And other classics of years past.
Oh to be 10 years old again. Or not.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 25, 2024 08:33 PM (byWhc)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 25, 2024 08:33 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 25, 2024 08:33 PM (c1bWo)
It's beyond me how anyone could find that "annoying".
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 25, 2024 08:33 PM (mH6SG)
Yeah, that one is beautiful.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 25, 2024 08:34 PM (lxDEj)
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 25, 2024 08:35 PM (byWhc)
Posted by: Bulg at November 25, 2024 08:35 PM (v6JzV)
Now we know why he's so jolly, falalalalalala."
And other classics of years past. Oh to be 10 years old again. Or not. Posted by: tcn in AK at November 25, 2024 08:33 PM (byWhc)
Outside the snow is falling and Randy's balling a dog . . . .
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 25, 2024 08:35 PM (r5tfK)
"Police nabbed my dad..."
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 25, 2024 08:37 PM (mH6SG)
https://youtu.be/Em0P9zb3a3k?si=e3ZgNRqrNmaGtCao
Posted by: Accomack at November 25, 2024 08:37 PM (vt7xw)
Posted by: Bulg at November 25, 2024 08:37 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Heavy Meta at November 25, 2024 08:37 PM (GTqXr)
I regret to say I dislike just about every Christmas song. Because for a month that's all you hear. All the time. Over and over.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 25, 2024 08:38 PM (dxSpM)
Posted by: Scrooge at November 25, 2024 08:38 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 25, 2024 08:38 PM (c1bWo)
Posted by: Toni at November 25, 2024 08:38 PM (ugzWe)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 25, 2024 07:59 PM (a3Q+t)
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Good one!
Posted by: Ciampino - beefsteak? at November 25, 2024 08:38 PM (i0xsb)
And on our lovely river a scorpion’s hauling a frog.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at November 25, 2024 08:39 PM (olroh)
https://youtu.be/Em0P9zb3a3k?si=e3ZgNRqrNmaGtCao
Posted by: Accomack at November 25, 2024 08:37 PM (vt7xw)
DH sang backup for Andy when he came to Madison back in the day. Said he was a serious potty mouth, just nasty backstage. Kinda soured his "all-American family" image.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 25, 2024 08:39 PM (byWhc)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 25, 2024 08:39 PM (r5tfK)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 25, 2024 08:40 PM (Pv3Rg)
Christmas list #2 is Santa Clause is comin on a Boogie Woogie Choo Choo Train.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 25, 2024 08:40 PM (gGMRM)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 25, 2024 08:40 PM (c1bWo)
Posted by: Accomack at November 25, 2024 08:41 PM (vt7xw)
Posted by: Eromero at November 25, 2024 08:41 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 25, 2024 08:42 PM (dxSpM)
Posted by: Bulg at November 25, 2024 08:42 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Paul and Paula at November 25, 2024 08:42 PM (olroh)
However, all I need to do to fix it is play Robert Goulet doing Hurry Home for Christmas. That one is so godawfully over the top that I laugh out loud, every time.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 25, 2024 08:43 PM (byWhc)
Posted by: fd at November 25, 2024 08:43 PM (LhhYM)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at November 25, 2024 08:44 PM (olroh)
Police on your block
Police on your block
Seventeen cruisers,
And the guys from SWAT
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at November 25, 2024 08:44 PM (99t1i)
Posted by: Heavy Meta at November 25, 2024 08:45 PM (GTqXr)
Posted by: Bulg at November 25, 2024 08:45 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 25, 2024 08:45 PM (byWhc)
Posted by: Bulg
I'll need "O Holy Night," too.
Posted by: mikeski at November 25, 2024 08:45 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 25, 2024 08:45 PM (63Dwl)
On another note, someone here recommended "The Best Christmas Pageant Ever" as a movie to go see. Saw it tonight with some friends. Read the book some time ago. Really a nice little family film and because I think it takes place in the 50's or 69's not a cell phone in sight.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 25, 2024 08:46 PM (+iHNz)
fucking
donkey
song
hee haw hee haw!
Dominick the Donkey
my God how I hate it
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 25, 2024 08:40 PM (Pv3Rg)
I have no idea what's happening in this comment, and I do not want anyone to explain. No, I shall not google it, and I will count myself lucky.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 25, 2024 08:46 PM (lxDEj)
Posted by: fd at November 25, 2024 08:43 PM (LhhYM)
Always remind me of Rushbo. And Klaus Noemi.
Posted by: Eromero at November 25, 2024 08:46 PM (LHPAg)
https://tinyurl.com/3frx5a7w
Posted by: 496 at November 25, 2024 08:46 PM (LKffs)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 25, 2024 08:47 PM (dxSpM)
Posted by: Soothsayer
----
And I meant Rachel's and Ross's bastard daughter.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 25, 2024 08:47 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 25, 2024 08:46 PM (lxDEj)
Safer that way.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 25, 2024 08:47 PM (byWhc)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 25, 2024 08:47 PM (+iHNz)
Posted by: mikeski at November 25, 2024 08:45 PM (DgGvY)
Andrea Bocelli singing it is sublime.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at November 25, 2024 08:48 PM (GTqXr)
Posted by: Penguin Facts at November 25, 2024 08:48 PM (LhhYM)
Posted by: Accomack at November 25, 2024 08:48 PM (vt7xw)
Posted by: Bulg at November 25, 2024 08:49 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 25, 2024 08:50 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 25, 2024 08:51 PM (WXNFJ)
The Twelve Days of Christmas;
The Little Drummer Boy;
Jingle Bells;
Do You Hear What I Hear.
Posted by: Bulg at November 25, 2024 08:29 PM (v6JzV)
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Also any 'Xmas' song that includes words such as:
Santa, jingle, snow, sleigh, reindeer -- you get the idea.
Posted by: Ciampino - Hark The Angels at November 25, 2024 08:51 PM (i0xsb)
Posted by: Duncanthrax
Quinoa come to a resolution here? Don't sit there and stew.
But one of them can get pisced off.
Posted by: haffhowershower at November 25, 2024 08:51 PM (NMT5x)
'I think Patton shot Dominick the Fucking Donkey'
Threw him right off the bridge.
That was Dominick's Last Noel.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 25, 2024 08:52 PM (3wi/L)
Posted by: Penguin Facts at November 25, 2024 08:48 PM
There is iron in the words of Penguin Facts for all Morons to see.
Posted by: Duncanthrax Ten Bats at November 25, 2024 08:54 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: mikeski at November 25, 2024 08:45 PM (DgGvY)
Andrea Bocelli singing it is sublime.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at November 25, 2024 08:48 PM (GTqXr)
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One of the most beautiful songs ever.
My late Wife (soprano) a cappella would bring me tears.
Posted by: Ciampino - dusty here at November 25, 2024 08:55 PM (i0xsb)
Posted by: Penguin Facts at November 25, 2024 08:48 PM
There is iron in the words of Penguin Facts for all Morons to see.
Posted by: Duncanthrax Ten Bats at November 25, 2024 08:54 PM (a3Q+t
Paper will not hold the words.
Posted by: Eromero at November 25, 2024 08:55 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 25, 2024 08:56 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 25, 2024 08:58 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Accomack at November 25, 2024 08:59 PM (+OnsA)
Posted by: PaleRider at November 25, 2024 09:00 PM (UKUm3)
Posted by: Philosomoron at November 25, 2024 09:02 PM (a3Q+t)
Maybe I will put lights up around the Nightwatch compound...
Oh Yes , I will put lights up lights around the Nightwatch compound!!
Posted by: Nightwatch at November 25, 2024 09:02 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Ciampino - dusty here at November 25, 2024 09:02 PM (i0xsb)
Posted by: Nightwatch at November 25, 2024 09:03 PM (TDvv2)
Winter song, sure, in that it joyfully relays the entertainment value of taking your best girl out for a drive and drifting your one-horsepower racing sleigh around corners, and laughing at your friends who ran theirs into the ditch.
Holiday song? Never.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 25, 2024 09:04 PM (cSS7r)
Posted by: Buzzer Facts at November 25, 2024 09:05 PM (nS6qG)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 25, 2024 09:05 PM (b4o9z)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 25, 2024 09:05 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 25, 2024 09:07 PM (6ydKt)
Last Christmas I gave you my Heart
So this is Christmas
....
... I thought there was a third one, but it's not coming to mind, happily.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 25, 2024 09:07 PM (cSS7r)
Posted by: Equal Opportunity Offender at November 25, 2024 09:08 PM (nS6qG)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 25, 2024 09:09 PM (3wi/L)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 25, 2024 09:04 PM
We always take my sleigh 'cause it's never been beat,
and we've never missed yet with the girls we meet.
None of the guys go steady 'cause it wouldn't be right,
to leave their best girl home on a Saturday night.
Posted by: Brian Wilson and Mike Love at November 25, 2024 09:09 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Bulg at November 25, 2024 09:09 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 25, 2024 09:11 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Part of the E-4 Mafia at November 25, 2024 09:11 PM (Ad8y9)
sure, Patton shot the donkey...and he shot the donkey's sister too...and he liked it.
Posted by: Nightwatch at November 25, 2024 09:11 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Ciampino - dusty here at November 25, 2024 09:11 PM (i0xsb)
No idea where he got that from.
Damn internet.
Posted by: Reforger at November 25, 2024 09:11 PM (xcIvR)
Posted by: Penguin Defense Fund 501c3 at November 25, 2024 09:12 PM (nS6qG)
Posted by: haffhowershower at November 25, 2024 09:12 PM (NMT5x)
There must be a word in German for this feeling.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 25, 2024 09:13 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: runner at November 25, 2024 09:13 PM (QTCRF)
11 wrestlin' tickets
10 o' Copenhagen
9 years probation
8 table dancers
7 packs of Red Man
6 cans of Spam
5 flannel shirts
4 big mud tires
3 shotgun shells
2 huntin' dogs
And some parts to a Mustang GT
Posted by: runner at November 25, 2024 09:14 PM (QTCRF)
Posted by: runner at November 25, 2024 09:15 PM (QTCRF)
If any of you have a link to such a track, I'd surely be appreciative, were you to generously share said by way of a link in this here thread.
Much thanks in advance!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 25, 2024 09:16 PM (Xo+UM)
and we've never missed yet with the girls we meet.
None of the guys go steady 'cause it wouldn't be right,
to leave their best girl home on a Saturday night.
Posted by: Brian Wilson and Mike Love
XD Precisely!
Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 25, 2024 09:16 PM (cSS7r)
Christmas songs...would you prefer 1930-1940's
or older?
I have a soft spot for the 'Vince Guaraldi' Trio, yeah that
Posted by: Nightwatch at November 25, 2024 09:16 PM (TDvv2)
So glad to hear that. This one will definitely be the worst ever for me. Oh, well...life throws us curveballs and we just have to hope for a walk.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 25, 2024 09:16 PM (mH6SG)
Damn. I miss them.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 25, 2024 09:18 PM (UCElq)
-
Serious question: Did you see wristbands?
Because that's apparently one way the cartel that trades in s3x slaves keeps up with them and accounts for them.
They weren't alone. They were in between handlers.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie at November 25, 2024 09:18 PM (NXhou)
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 25, 2024 09:19 PM (gbOdA)
No idea where he got that from.
Damn internet.
Posted by: Reforger at November 25, 2024 09:11 PM (xcIvR)
I'm a lot older than that, and I'm terrified he's showing up!
I'm glad I didn't know about Krampus when I was little. Santa was scary enough, if I really gave the logistics some thought.
Posted by: haffhowershower at November 25, 2024 09:19 PM (NMT5x)
Posted by: Boron Cobbie at November 25, 2024 09:19 PM (NXhou)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 25, 2024 09:19 PM (ufFY8)
4 big mud tires
3 shotgun shells
2 huntin' dogs
And some parts to a Mustang GT
Posted by: runner at November 25, 2024 09:14 PM (QTCRF)
fivvveeee flannnnnelllll shiiiieertts.
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 25, 2024 09:20 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: runner at November 25, 2024 09:15 PM (QTCRF)
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I got held up at 3 shotgun shells. Couldn't decide if birdshot, buckshot or salt.
(In junior school in Kenya I had a teacher Mr Purdy. He gave me his James Bond paperbacks and got me started).
Posted by: Ciampino - trusty ol' Purdy at November 25, 2024 09:20 PM (i0xsb)
Posted by: LizLem, Lord of the Rings and the Reckonings at November 25, 2024 09:21 PM (wcIbG)
Because that's apparently one way the cartel that trades in s3x slaves keeps up with them and accounts for them.
They weren't alone. They were in between handlers.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie at November 25, 2024 09:18 PM (NXhou)
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I presume that is their fate. They were in the hands of the CBP.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 25, 2024 09:21 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 25, 2024 09:21 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 25, 2024 09:22 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: runner at November 25, 2024 09:15 PM (QTCRF)
====
I'm off key.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 25, 2024 09:22 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 25, 2024 09:23 PM (3wi/L)
I hope my dear departed parents could forgive me for all the times Little Drummer Boy was on steady repeat...Wonder I didn't wear out that 45.
Posted by: Barkingmad59, wandering lurkette at November 25, 2024 09:23 PM (Cu0iA)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 25, 2024 09:16 PM (mH6SG)
I am sorry this is going to be a hard Christmas for you. Life does throw curve balls. Here for you, though, even through a grey box.
Posted by: Piper at November 25, 2024 09:24 PM (pZEOD)
Jim, how ya feeling (surely with both hands)
There were once this group called the anonymous4 back years ago that did sing this tune "The HOLLY & THE IVY.
Best heard in front of a hearth fire with a glass of your best on Christmas eve. The high of most high of perfect female harmony as I heard this years ago...
Posted by: Nightwatch at November 25, 2024 09:25 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 25, 2024 09:25 PM (lxDEj)
I think so too! Lots of reasons - new grandbaby on the way. Kids are doing well. The lovely Mrs.'s ailments are under control, etc.
Best days ever.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 25, 2024 09:25 PM (WXNFJ)
Damn internet. Posted by: Reforger at November 25, 2024 09:11 PM (xcIvR)
Krampus is frightening, no joke. There's a German style Christmas market in Utah, and they have someone dress up as him. Kids take pics with him. It's such a weird part of an otherwise picturesque tradition.
Does anyone remember Rudolph's Shiny New Year, the Rankin Bass movie? That vulture terrified me as a kid.
Posted by: LizLem, Lord of the Rings and the Reckonings at November 25, 2024 09:25 PM (wcIbG)
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 25, 2024 09:25 PM (gbOdA)
But I did not shoot no donkey's ass!
Posted by: Patton's greatest hits at November 25, 2024 09:26 PM (hovnC)
Thank you, Piper. Very much appreciated.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 25, 2024 09:26 PM (mH6SG)
The kindergarten parents all got to the church two hours early and jostled each other for front seats. The primary school parents weren't far behind.
By the time the 8th grade parents showed up, we sat on folding chairs in the back of the church and passed several flasks around.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 25, 2024 09:26 PM (R0XxO)
Posted by: Bulg at November 25, 2024 09:27 PM (v6JzV)
The first thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Is finding a Christmas tree...
The second thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Rigging up the lights
And finding a Christmas tree...
The third thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Hangovers
Rigging up the lights
And finding a Christmas tree...
Posted by: runner at November 25, 2024 09:27 PM (QTCRF)
Posted by: Piper at November 25, 2024 09:28 PM (pZEOD)
Sending Christmas cards
Hangovers
Rigging up the lights
And finding a Christmas tree...
The fifth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Five months of bills!
Sending Christmas cards
Hangovers
Rigging up the lights
And finding a Christmas tree...
Posted by: runner at November 25, 2024 09:28 PM (QTCRF)
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 25, 2024 09:28 PM (R0XxO)
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 25, 2024 09:25 PM (gbOdA)
*thinks
Has potential !
Posted by: runner at November 25, 2024 09:28 PM (QTCRF)
Posted by: Piper at November 25, 2024 09:28 PM (pZEOD)
==-=
Not your tea. Not your teabag.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 25, 2024 09:28 PM (RIvkX)
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