Expert Gun Handling Open Thread

What do you call this technique? pic.twitter.com/tUrYl50RkL
— Gun Lovers Club (@GunloverClub1) November 19, 2024

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1 I call it Fred …

Posted by: Ringo Starr at November 29, 2024 01:18 PM (U/JWQ)

2 Howdy!

Posted by: Moonbeam at November 29, 2024 01:19 PM (rbKZ6)

3 What do you call this technique?

Silly?

Posted by: Archimedes at November 29, 2024 01:19 PM (xCA6C)

4 I'd call it "Shoot first, ask questions later".

Posted by: Moonbeam at November 29, 2024 01:19 PM (rbKZ6)

5 Jerome Robbins choreography..West Side Story?

Posted by: Enough BS at November 29, 2024 01:20 PM (2NXcZ)

6 I'd call it 'how to kill your support' in one easy move.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 29, 2024 01:20 PM (5vQXq)

7 What do you call this technique?

A danger to everyone around you?

Posted by: Archimedes at November 29, 2024 01:21 PM (xCA6C)

8 I just came here to comfort all of you who after listening to your liberal relatives talking points, realised voting for Trump was the worst mistake of your life...

Jimmy Kimmel was right and you will regret that forever.

But you were just too stupid to realise how Hitlerian Trump was and now you're screwed....

Did I cover it all?

Have a happy day!

Posted by: Stateless at November 29, 2024 01:21 PM (jvJvP)

9 >>What do you call this technique?

The Buttigieg

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2024 01:21 PM (vGiQ3)

10 I will call it George. I will hug it and squeeze it and love it.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at November 29, 2024 01:22 PM (VNX3d)

11 Deleted scene from Napoleon Dynamite, Uncle Rico showing how he would have won Vietnam?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 29, 2024 01:22 PM (1pBUK)

12 Best technique for dealing with Zombie Ewoks...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 29, 2024 01:22 PM (TGPs7)

13 >> What do you call this technique?

John Wicks gay aunt?

Posted by: Marcus T at November 29, 2024 01:22 PM (pp/iw)

14 Just saw the clip.

The new 'Sound of Music' is going to be lit.

Posted by: Stateless at November 29, 2024 01:23 PM (jvJvP)

15 "The Alec"

Posted by: ... at November 29, 2024 01:23 PM (v33Jj)

16 Bang! Bang! Bang!
Stop or I'll shoot!

Posted by: JTB at November 29, 2024 01:23 PM (yTvNw)

17 This looks stupid and dangerous and why would you shoot like this?

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 29, 2024 01:23 PM (leXm9)

18 Possibly painful?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2024 01:24 PM (ynpvh)

19 I call this technique a waste of ammo.

Posted by: the lower depths at November 29, 2024 01:24 PM (+b4rY)

20 What do you call this technique?

Dick Cheney goes duck hunting?

Posted by: Archimedes at November 29, 2024 01:24 PM (xCA6C)

21 Also who the hell was filming? I wouldn't do this even if I were day drinking.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 29, 2024 01:24 PM (leXm9)

22 “The Dead Guy”

Posted by: Lizzy at November 29, 2024 01:24 PM (Hkcdp)

23 This looks stupid and dangerous and why would you shoot like this?
Posted by: CaliGirl

Live in California and you're surrounded by feral illegals?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 29, 2024 01:24 PM (5vQXq)

24 15 "The Alec"
Posted by: ... at November 29, 2024 01:23 PM (v33Jj)

!!!!

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 29, 2024 01:24 PM (leXm9)

25 Sen. Fetterman Tells Democrats Freaking Out Over Trump Victory to Get a Grip

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And he's got half his brain tied behind his back!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at November 29, 2024 01:25 PM (L/fGl)

26 “The Einstein Award”

Posted by: Lizzy at November 29, 2024 01:25 PM (Hkcdp)

27 What do you call this technique?

Clickbait.

Posted by: davidt at November 29, 2024 01:26 PM (i0F8b)

28
Figen
@TheFigen_

It will be announced Diddy and Epstein Client list release on January 20.

Never bet against Elon Musk! 🔥🔥

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 29, 2024 01:27 PM (TGPs7)

29 I believe it's known as the Dwight Shrute Attack.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 29, 2024 01:27 PM (TcVeV)

30 Fill your hands you SOB

He just doesn't use a Winchester

Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2024 01:27 PM (fwDg9)

31
I just came here to comfort all of you who after listening to your liberal relatives talking points, realised voting for Trump was the worst mistake of your life...

__________

The people you intend this for are standing next to the unicorns, dragons and hydras.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2024 01:27 PM (dxSpM)

32 Spin 'n spray

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2024 01:27 PM (XeU6L)

33 Anonosaurus Wrecks

First time ever a stoke victim got smarter. Send him to NIH to discover why.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 29, 2024 01:27 PM (u82oZ)

34 According to The Hill AOC is considering making a run for President in 2028,

Posted by: redridinghood at November 29, 2024 01:28 PM (NpAcC)

35 >>What do you call this technique?

Darwin's Tears

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2024 01:28 PM (vGiQ3)

36 If he's surrounded, he's got them right where he wants them.

Posted by: davidt at November 29, 2024 01:28 PM (i0F8b)

37 Weasel-san would not be impressed.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 29, 2024 01:28 PM (is5Ol)

38 What do you call this technique?

A good way to get killed. If you are that surrounded, use two handguns while twirling (ever so gracefully). At least you will have a chance to take more opponents to hell with you.

Posted by: JTB at November 29, 2024 01:28 PM (yTvNw)

39 Knew a woman who used to put Cheese Wiz on Brussel sprouts. It was her form of creativity, and she insisted that it was fantastic.

This dude is putting Cheese Wiz on Brussel sprouts.

Posted by: Orson at November 29, 2024 01:28 PM (dIske)

40 1 I call it Fred …

irving (irving!), the hundred and forty-second fastest gun in the west (irving!)

https://youtu.be/CD8EtvWW8nw

Posted by: anachronda at November 29, 2024 01:28 PM (IKg+A)

41 Isn't that the Spaznats retard?

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 29, 2024 01:28 PM (XMwZJ)

42 Needs a dress and a paintbrush.

Posted by: Faguar Motor Co. at November 29, 2024 01:29 PM (TcVeV)

43 All I know is "too skinny to be Tim Walz"

Posted by: PaleRider at November 29, 2024 01:29 PM (83y/e)

44 The people you intend this for are standing next to the unicorns, dragons and hydras.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2024 01:27 PM (dxSpM)

Scary enough, I've heard or read a lot of liberals, like Kimmel stating that people who voted for Trump were just stupid and would be sad later on.

So much for thoughtful introspection.

Posted by: Stateless at November 29, 2024 01:29 PM (jvJvP)

45 This technique is Wanna Be Delta Team Guy Showing Off His Latest Useless Defensive Fire Technique to Get Clicks From Other Delta Team and SEAL Team Wannabes.

Posted by: Gref at November 29, 2024 01:29 PM (aBgBM)

46 At least he wasn't talking me to death.

Posted by: Tuco at November 29, 2024 01:30 PM (Aqu9a)

47 Collateral Tango.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 29, 2024 01:30 PM (wzAuc)

48 Seagal Shimmy

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 29, 2024 01:30 PM (Dm8we)

49 This technique is called spray and pray.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 29, 2024 01:30 PM (leXm9)

50 Your tax money at work!

California AG Asks Shoppers to Report Stores That Don’t Have "Gender Neutral" Kids Sections

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at November 29, 2024 01:31 PM (L/fGl)

51
Sen. Fetterman Tells Democrats Freaking Out Over Trump Victory to Get a Grip

________

Too late. The spilled milk under the bridge has left the barn. The Democrats are now the party of aborticomaniacs and anti-American lunatics of dubious sex. These people have nothing to get a grip of.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2024 01:31 PM (dxSpM)

52 ''After the election of Donald Trump, many white women are feeling betrayed by the 53% of their peers who voted for him. Their answer? A blue bracelet.

What started as a way for white women to subtly signal that they supported Vice President Kamala Harris for president ...''
_GlamorMag

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at November 29, 2024 01:31 PM (lrtx8)

53 It's missing a somersault and nunchuks.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 29, 2024 01:31 PM (TcVeV)

54 I'm about to start going about my day but wanted to report that apparently the Assad regime in Syria backed by Iran and Russia,is about to be deposed by Syrian rebels backed by Turkey.
Seems significant.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 29, 2024 01:32 PM (t/2Uw)

55 It's interpretive dance with firearms.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at November 29, 2024 01:32 PM (L/fGl)

56 *makes grimace face* *spits*

Posted by: Clint Eastwood at November 29, 2024 01:32 PM (Aqu9a)

57 BTW: We're currently running a classic Color Revolution in the country of Georgia.

The story thus far:

1) The pro-Russian party wins an election.

2) The election was obviously illegitimate, since the wrong side won.

3) The EU parliament denounces the election results.

4) The Georgian government then breaks off EU accession talks, understandably. (Hint: the EU isn't going to take Georgia into the EU anyway.)

5) The usual pro-EU rioting ensues.

The one twist is that the President of Georgia, which is supposed to be a ceremonial post, not a political post, is calling for the military and police to join the rebels and overthrow the democratically elected government.

The other amusing thing that happened is that riots also occurred earlier when the government of Georgia tried to pass a law modeled on the US Foreign Agents Registration Act.

This was evil and fascist, because as we all know, allowing unlimited foreign money and influence in your elections is a keystone of Our Democracy.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 29, 2024 01:32 PM (uxCna)

58 If only Custer knew this modern tactic.

Posted by: davidt at November 29, 2024 01:32 PM (i0F8b)

59 "What do you call this technique?"

the "fuck all y'all"

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 29, 2024 01:32 PM (PHopZ)

60 “The Boondock Saints Superfan !”

Posted by: Lizzy at November 29, 2024 01:32 PM (Hkcdp)

61 Knew a woman who used to put Cheese Wiz on Brussel sprouts. It was her form of creativity, and she insisted that it was fantastic.

This dude is putting Cheese Wiz on Brussel sprouts.
Posted by: Orson at November 29, 2024 01:28 PM (dIske)

The woman's idea wasn't a thread to others around her. This guy is.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at November 29, 2024 01:32 PM (VNX3d)

62 The hils are alive with the sound of this retard...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2024 01:32 PM (ynpvh)

63 Darwin's Tears
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2024 01:28 PM (vGiQ3)

yyeah, tears of laughter....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at November 29, 2024 01:32 PM (5AVMW)

64
Their answer? A blue bracelet.

_________

Good. Tells you which ones to avoid at all costs.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2024 01:33 PM (dxSpM)

65 ***What do you call this technique?
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Dangerous.

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at November 29, 2024 01:33 PM (lrtx8)

66 thread -> threat.

Silly tryptophan-infused fingers.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at November 29, 2024 01:33 PM (VNX3d)

67 41 Isn't that the Spaznats retard?

not certain whether you misspelled "spetsnaz" (спецназ

or "spaznuts"

Posted by: anachronda at November 29, 2024 01:33 PM (IKg+A)

68 Madness

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at November 29, 2024 01:33 PM (Q2nSx)

69 According to The Hill AOC is considering making a run for President in 2028,
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That's another thing we're learning about this year:
The Democrat's "best and brightest" weren't sidelined for the Aunt Winebox and the Metrosexual--that was their best and brightest.

And not just on the ticket, we're seeing this gross incompetence but "check the boxes" is the entire party now.
Especially the workers and activists.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 29, 2024 01:33 PM (1pBUK)

70 I'm about to start going about my day but wanted to report that apparently the Assad regime in Syria backed by Iran and Russia,is about to be deposed by Syrian rebels backed by Turkey.
Seems significant.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice)

Wait until the pumpkin pie makes its move!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at November 29, 2024 01:34 PM (L/fGl)

71 Just saw the clip.

The new 'Sound of Music' is going to be lit.
Posted by: Stateless
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https://tinyurl.com/38jz89wd
GIF

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 29, 2024 01:34 PM (hovnC)

72 Totally Gangsta

Posted by: 13times at November 29, 2024 01:34 PM (nT1pI)

73 > What do you call this technique?
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Circle of life

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 29, 2024 01:34 PM (Q4IgG)

74 The woman's idea wasn't a thread to others around her. This guy is.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at November 29, 2024 01:32 PM (VNX3d)
___________________

You never had her Brussel sprouts. BWC Treaty. The treaty prohibits the development, stockpile, production, or transfer of biological agents and toxins of “types and quantities” that have no justification for protective or peaceful use. Furthermore, the treaty bans the development of weapons, equipment, or delivery systems to disseminate such agents or toxins.

Posted by: Orson at November 29, 2024 01:35 PM (dIske)

75 A video game bullet-time event that would be a terrible idea in real life.

Posted by: Supreme Gentleman at November 29, 2024 01:35 PM (xSTgL)

76 Christmas party yesterday. I'm in Canada.

So much leftover food.

So much food.

Posted by: Stateless at November 29, 2024 01:35 PM (jvJvP)

77 64
Their answer? A blue bracelet.

_________

Good. Tells you which ones to avoid at all costs.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2024 01:33 PM (dxSpM)

Blue cock rings for the soy boys, but they didn't come in such a small size.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2024 01:35 PM (ynpvh)

78 I've seen photos of AOC wearing smart girl glasses recently. Have they helped her?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 29, 2024 01:36 PM (kTd/k)

79 Spray and pray.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 29, 2024 01:36 PM (dR6yv)

80 Unless someone else loaded his weapons for him, it can't be Tim Walz.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 29, 2024 01:36 PM (TcVeV)

81
According to The Hill AOC is considering making a run for President in 2028,
Posted by: redridinghood

==============

The Dems' unofficial Desperate Talk is that they have to quit on female presidential candidates because it's clear after the flawless campaigns of Hilary and Kamala that we're all too misogynistic to vote for a competent woman. Be funny if she, you know, proves them "right."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at November 29, 2024 01:36 PM (n7rxJ)

82 The new 'Sound of Music' is going to be lit.
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The Hills are Alive with Ricochets and Stray Bullets; gonna be a catchy tune.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 29, 2024 01:36 PM (1pBUK)

83 41 Isn't that the Spaznats retard?

He killed sixteen Czechoslovakians. The guy was an interior decorator.

Posted by: Paulie Walnuts at November 29, 2024 01:37 PM (Aqu9a)

84 https://tinyurl.com/38jz89wd
GIF

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 29, 2024 01:34 PM (hovnC)

Thanks.

My mother was a nun for years. I've seen that movie so many times.

Posted by: Stateless at November 29, 2024 01:37 PM (jvJvP)

85 I call it bang you're dead, when you get a jam in one of your firearms & drop one to clear the other. Or maybe just to reload. Either way it's foolish.

Posted by: Bob at November 29, 2024 01:37 PM (YiqZD)

86 The hils are alive with the sound of this retard...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2024 01:32 PM (ynpvh)

I picture Sydney Sweeny singing those lines.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 29, 2024 01:37 PM (kTd/k)

87 78 I've seen photos of AOC wearing smart girl glasses recently. Have they helped her?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 29, 2024 01:36 PM (kTd/k)

Dunno. Does she still put contraceptive jelly on toast?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2024 01:38 PM (ynpvh)

88 ***What do you call this technique?
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Dangerous.
Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at November 29, 2024 01:33 PM (lrtx

Hold on tight.

Posted by: zombie Roxette at November 29, 2024 01:38 PM (OguvZ)

89 don't know if anyone mentioned this but over at twitchy justine bateman is quoted about how ocasio-crackpot might be trying to hide a baby belly.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 29, 2024 01:38 PM (CWTWj)

90 Carousel shoot?

Posted by: Eromero at November 29, 2024 01:38 PM (jgmnb)

91 It would have been funny if a wounded monkey staggered out of the woods at the end.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 29, 2024 01:38 PM (TcVeV)

92 The Kata of the Mall Ninja.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 29, 2024 01:38 PM (D7oie)

93 Oh please, yes, stop running idiot women candidates, Democrats!
Or, uhhhh, yeah, run an all women ticket - maybe a trans Bo. Yeah, that’s it!!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 29, 2024 01:39 PM (Hkcdp)

94 I think the PR stunt involving Kinzinger and ?? (IL candidate of some kind?) earlier this month has to rank as one of the most idiotic fails in modern history.

Most people have no idea how insanely unsafe and clueless it was for them to be shooting steel at point blank range - with rifles!!! Of course with tannerite stacked on the table nearby.

A dumb PR/campaign stunt that showcased - spectacular and even injurious (to one bystander) fashion - the exact opposite of what was claimed, which was gun-friendly or knowledgeable people.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 29, 2024 01:39 PM (1m82a)

95 I'd like to see "Raygun" do this.*

*that weird woman who did the T-rex breakdance routine at the Olympics

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 29, 2024 01:39 PM (Q4IgG)

96 The Dems' unofficial Desperate Talk is that they have to quit on female presidential candidates because it's clear after the flawless campaigns of Hilary and Kamala that we're all too misogynistic to vote for a competent woman.

It is not impossible that there are enough voters out there not entirely comfortable with the idea of a female president, but is that misogyny?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2024 01:39 PM (RsS92)

97 We call that 'The Julie Andrews' maneuver.
High artistic score, if done correctly.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at November 29, 2024 01:39 PM (xcxpd)

98 Historic First(tm) Unwed Mother President in 2028!

Posted by: davidt at November 29, 2024 01:40 PM (i0F8b)

99
Scarier than Chuck Conners opening for "The Rifleman" except this dude wears shades and Chuck just stared at you while reloading, like, "you want some?"

Posted by: Auspex at November 29, 2024 01:40 PM (j4U/Z)

100 Bag

Posted by: Eromero at November 29, 2024 01:40 PM (jgmnb)

101 Thanks for Willowing me.

Bears fire coach Matt Eberflus one day after Thanksgiving disaster loss
Posted by: JackStraw

C'mon. "Eberflus"? No one named Eberflus is ever going to hoist a Lombardi, unless they steal it. There are just some names that won't have success.

312 "They can't even feed the soldiers at Ft. Hood. (oh, excuse me, Ft. Cavazos)"

They named a military base for the guitarist in Quiet Riot? Rad!

Posted by: SFGoth at November 29, 2024 01:40 PM (KAi1n)

102 It.

Posted by: Eromero at November 29, 2024 01:40 PM (jgmnb)

103 WSJ: The Local Sheriffs to Help Trump Carry Out Mass Deportations
https://archive.ph/FxJh8

"Trump’s transition team is already pursuing new spaces they can repurpose into short-term detention centers near large, Democratic-run cities where most immigrants in the country illegally live."

"To leverage legions of deputies, the Trump’s team is aiming for a “historic” expansion of a federal program that gives sheriffs and other agencies certain ICE powers"

"Across America, sheriffs, ... [are] uniquely powerful because they operate jails and often have a vast geographic reach into unincorporated areas outside municipal lines."

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 29, 2024 01:40 PM (vO42M)

104 Student Test Scores Remain Flat or Behind Pre-COVID Levels, Assessments Find

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Yeah? Well, ask them whether global warming will make the oceans boil or if white supremacy is the worstest thing ever.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at November 29, 2024 01:41 PM (L/fGl)

105 Dumb, stupid, idiotic, asinine. Did I cover all of them?

Posted by: Farquad at November 29, 2024 01:41 PM (CFMhl)

106 We call that 'The Julie Andrews' maneuver.
High artistic score, if done correctly.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

"The hills are alive with the sound of BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP!!

*Que A-10 CAS burst*

Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2024 01:41 PM (WXNFJ)

107 What do you call this technique?

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OUT: The Trump Dance.
IN: The Walz Dance.

Posted by: ShainS -- We shot them under DOD Directive 5240.01 at November 29, 2024 01:41 PM (4OKKt)

108 don't know if anyone mentioned this but over at twitchy justine bateman is quoted about how ocasio-crackpot might be trying to hide a baby belly.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 29, 2024 01:38 PM (CWTWj)
Is horndog Matt Gaetz the father?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 29, 2024 01:42 PM (kTd/k)

109 Vin Tanner: This guy.

Chris Adams: Yup.

*both shake head disbelievingly in unison*

Posted by: Paulie Walnuts at November 29, 2024 01:43 PM (Aqu9a)

110 I think the viral AOC stuntcasting story is supposed to gently erase the image of Loser Drunk Kamala from people's minds. But that's just me. I don't look at things right.

Posted by: ... at November 29, 2024 01:43 PM (v33Jj)

111 Syria lit, Israeli security cabinet just had a very unusual shabbat middle of night session about it. Presumably.

Iran's paper-mache empire of intimidation is in a bit of trouble.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 29, 2024 01:43 PM (1m82a)

112 50 Your tax money at work!

California AG Asks Shoppers to Report Stores That Don’t Have "Gender Neutral" Kids Sections

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at November 29, 2024 01:31 PM (L/fGl)
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So wait until shops no longer carry a kids' section. Have to go to Nevada for shopping.

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il governo e proprio stupido at November 29, 2024 01:43 PM (i0xsb)

113 107 What do you call this technique?

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OUT: The Trump Dance.
IN: The Walz Dance.
Posted by: ShainS -- We shot them under DOD Directive 5240.01 at November 29, 2024 01:41 PM (4OKKt)

Certainly isn't the "Safety Dance"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2024 01:43 PM (ynpvh)

114 C'mon. "Eberflus"? No one named Eberflus is ever going to hoist a Lombardi, unless they steal it. There are just some names that won't have success.

Posted by: SFGoth

Yo

Posted by: Weeb Ewbank at November 29, 2024 01:44 PM (Dm8we)

115 What do you call this technique?
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Fuck your buddy.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at November 29, 2024 01:44 PM (g8Ew8)

116 81
According to The Hill AOC is considering making a run for President in 2028,
Posted by: redridinghood
_______________________

The Dems have no choice but to return to their tried and true technique. Grab a Dem governor from a red or a swing state, and portray him as a moderate during the campaign. Andy Beshear or Josh Shapiro will be their selected candidate. Without credibility you can't due nuance in today's climate. All that said, if Trump successfully gets results in his second term, no one is going to beat Vance in 2028. Dems know that too, and will have the long knives out for him (more so than Trump, I think).

Posted by: Orson at November 29, 2024 01:44 PM (dIske)

117 This is just handy to keep around. What do Native Americans have to be thankful for?

Last point: They weren't colonized by the Chinese.

https://chicagoboyz.net/archives/72424.html

Posted by: KT at November 29, 2024 01:44 PM (xekrU)

118 WSJ: The Local Sheriffs to Help Trump Carry Out Mass Deportations

According to one of the California Sheriffs, the state is informing cops that if they help deport illegals, then the state will cut their pensions and even threatening arrests.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2024 01:45 PM (RsS92)

119 Hey! I know! Let's kill some kids!

Biden Admin Urges Ukraine To Lower Draft Age to Conscript 18-Year-Olds

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at November 29, 2024 01:46 PM (L/fGl)

120 115 What do you call this technique?
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Fuck your buddy.
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at November 29, 2024 01:44 PM (g8Ew

Brokeback Barrage

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 29, 2024 01:46 PM (ynpvh)

121 Eberflus Unum.
Out of many, fumble.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 29, 2024 01:46 PM (hovnC)

122 I can do that.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at November 29, 2024 01:46 PM (J8LnB)

123 Death copter

Posted by: Tj at November 29, 2024 01:47 PM (szNOp)

124 >>According to one of the California Sheriffs, the state is informing cops that if they help deport illegals, then the state will cut their pensions

Hahaha -
California can't afford the Pensions they are already paying out.

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2024 01:47 PM (vGiQ3)

125 If AOC was in a family way I'm sure the media would be going on about outraged and self righteous conservatives.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 29, 2024 01:47 PM (kTd/k)

126 I meant spetsnaz, but wanted to emphasize the SPAZ part.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 29, 2024 01:47 PM (XMwZJ)

127 What do you call this technique?

*************

The lawn sprinkler

Posted by: muldoon at November 29, 2024 01:48 PM (991eG)

128 That's what I do when I really want to impress the guys in my D&D polycule.
I'm the Alpha. Not bragging, it's just the truth.

Posted by: Hairy Sissy at November 29, 2024 01:48 PM (DWPe3)

129 What do you call this technique?

Disorienting. I would have dropped the camera and ran.

Posted by: t-bird at November 29, 2024 01:48 PM (5IEcl)

130 I would call it ...

"The Ultimate Range Violation"

Posted by: mrp at November 29, 2024 01:49 PM (rj6Yv)

131 Wondering about the mechanics of the state menacing county-financed pensions. Guess there's revenue sharing in some areas, state to county, so that would be the lever.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 29, 2024 01:49 PM (1m82a)

132 Live and learn.

Posted by: From about That Time at November 29, 2024 01:49 PM (4780s)

133 The tactical sunglasses tell me he knows what he's doing.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at November 29, 2024 01:49 PM (wBaIH)

134 Did I cover it all?
Have a happy day!
Posted by: Stateless at November 29, 2024 01:21 PM

You forgot mean Tweets and vocalizing "p*ssy".

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 29, 2024 01:49 PM (a3Q+t)

135 I guess six is his limit.

Former NHL Star Paul Bissonnette Hospitalized After Restaurant Brawl With 7 Men in Arizona

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at November 29, 2024 01:49 PM (L/fGl)

136 Walzing. Obviously.

Posted by: Splunge at November 29, 2024 01:50 PM (hmKaK)

137 Guess there's revenue sharing in some areas, state to county, so that would be the lever.

Possibly investments handled by the state

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2024 01:50 PM (RsS92)

138 The Cultural Marxists are going to run women candidates until one gets in.
Of course any man can do better so they should try a Trannie next.

Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2024 01:50 PM (fwDg9)

139 I want HIM for my next western movie!

Posted by: Alec Baldwin at November 29, 2024 01:50 PM (Aqu9a)

140 "The Barishnokov"

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 29, 2024 01:51 PM (dR6yv)

141 I call it Fred …
Posted by: Ringo Starr at November 29, 2024 01:18 PM (U/JWQ)

Fixed it for you!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2024 01:51 PM (X/JmK)

142 The tactical sunglasses tell me he knows what he's doing.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at November 29, 2024 01:49 PM (wBaIH)

Yup. If he's wearing sunglasses, he's a pro.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at November 29, 2024 01:51 PM (g8Ew8)

143 An on-set firearms training class for 'Rust'?

Posted by: Old Man Mike at November 29, 2024 01:52 PM (C9Oe7)

144 Apparently its a state law:

here is California's SB-54, which states in part,

This bill, among other things and subject to exceptions, prohibits state and local law enforcement agencies, including school police and security departments, from using money or personnel to investigate, interrogate, detain, detect, or arrest persons for immigration enforcement purposes, as specified, and would, subject to exceptions, proscribe other activities or conduct in connection with immigration enforcement by law enforcement agencies.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2024 01:52 PM (RsS92)

145 140 "The Barishnokov"
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BK-47

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 29, 2024 01:52 PM (hovnC)

146 Wondering about the mechanics of the state menacing county-financed pensions. Guess there's revenue sharing in some areas, state to county, so that would be the lever.

All governmental pensions in California go through CalPers, so the State of California controls them.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 29, 2024 01:53 PM (uxCna)

147 I did one too much steroids maneuver.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at November 29, 2024 01:53 PM (J8LnB)

148 106 We call that 'The Julie Andrews' maneuver.
High artistic score, if done correctly.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

"The hills are alive with the sound of BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP!!

*Que A-10 CAS burst*
Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2024 01:41 PM (WXNFJ)

lol

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at November 29, 2024 01:53 PM (xcxpd)

149 Keir Starmer PM and twit admitted that the open borders were by design. Let's see if the propaganda ministries report on this breaking news which everyone with a functioning brain knew from the get go

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 29, 2024 01:53 PM (FxDm7)

150 Last week a bizarre incident at the range. A veteran RSO and regular shooter just hit the buzzer, then he and a buddy started walking down range. WTFF? Nobody in orange had touched the buzzer or made any announcements. He said a deer had been on the range. Um, OK. When that happens people just stop shooting and joke around til it wanders off (it happens rarely). You don't hit the cease-fire buzzer and walk ahead of the line.

I kept it low-key in response. As a practical matter there was no danger, as all the shooters down on that end are experts and just ceased fire immediately. But still. Lots of shooters on my day are also RSOs, but I've never seen any of them pull something like this.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 29, 2024 01:53 PM (1m82a)

151
It is not impossible that there are enough voters out there not entirely comfortable with the idea of a female president, but is that misogyny?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

===============

Psssst. Don't get me started on when you add "of color " to "woman candidate." You're not only misogynistic but racist.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at November 29, 2024 01:54 PM (n7rxJ)

152 Yo
Posted by: Weeb Ewbank

His real name was Wilbur. I can deal with Wilbur Ewbank. Eberflus, no.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 29, 2024 01:54 PM (KAi1n)

153 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at November 29, 2024 01:49 PM (L/fGl)

Reminds me of a line from my favorite show:

Boyd: "I count four to one. That hardly seems fair."

Raylan: "Which way do you mean."

Posted by: ... at November 29, 2024 01:54 PM (v33Jj)

154 Former NHL Star Paul Bissonnette Hospitalized After Restaurant Brawl With 7 Men in Arizona

“Got taken down a couple times,” he admitted. “Got boot-fucked to the head three times. Luckily, I didn’t get knocked out. Did go to the hospital, so that’s probably what everybody is reading about.”

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Boot f*cking. Not as much fun as you might think!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at November 29, 2024 01:54 PM (L/fGl)

155 Apparently its a state law:

here is California's SB-54, which states in part,

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Doesn't matter what it states because Fed law Supremacy Clause makes SB-54 moot.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 29, 2024 01:54 PM (5vQXq)

156 All they've done so far is put up the worst human detritus for women candidates, so how the hell would we know what the country wants.

Posted by: ... at November 29, 2024 01:55 PM (v33Jj)

157 Former NHL Star Paul Bissonnette Hospitalized After Restaurant Brawl With 7 Men in Arizona
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at November 29, 2024

He's part of a podcast called Spitting Chiclets.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 29, 2024 01:55 PM (kTd/k)

158 OK, I messed that up. Take two! Camera guy, set up over there. Camera guy? Camera guy?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 29, 2024 01:55 PM (2UnvF)

159 Hot enough for ya??

Israel War Room @IsraelWarRoom
⚠️The IDF identified Hezbollah terrorist activity and the movement of a rocket launcher in southern Lebanon.

The IDF eliminated the threat and will continue to actively enforce the ceasefire agreement.

https://tinyurl.com/3bva9t7w
12 seconds; no sound

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 29, 2024 01:56 PM (hovnC)

160 ARC, is that a custodial thing with CalPers? Which wouldn't give them actual ownership? When Orange County went bankrupt years ago (still an incredible story), it threatened all kinds of county things, but the state was unaffected, as I recall.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 29, 2024 01:56 PM (1m82a)

161 This was evil and fascist, because as we all know, allowing unlimited foreign money and influence in your elections is a keystone of Our Democracy.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 29, 2024 01:32 PM (uxCna)

To be honest, I had completely forgotten Georgia.

Posted by: zombie Ray Charles at November 29, 2024 01:56 PM (X/JmK)

162 That looks like the Death Blossom Mode in that 1980s documentary, The Last Starfighter.

Posted by: callsign claymore at November 29, 2024 01:56 PM (LuEmy)

163
Democrats are still on the crazy train, in spite of DEI being dismantled.

Gretchen Whitmer and the Satanic Sodomite Sisters, for the win in '28.

The rallies and performances will be epic.

Posted by: Auspex at November 29, 2024 01:57 PM (j4U/Z)

164 Syria lit, Israeli security cabinet just had a very unusual shabbat middle of night session about it. Presumably.

Iran's paper-mache empire of intimidation is in a bit of trouble.

Don't worry, Hezbollah will intervene in Syria to prop up Assad, as they have done many times before.

Oh wait...

Maybe the Iranians should have remembered that one of the key functions of Hezbollah was to keep Assad in power, before they decided to expend Hezbollah.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 29, 2024 01:57 PM (uxCna)

165 According to one of the California Sheriffs, the state is informing cops that if they help deport illegals, then the state will cut their pensions and even threatening arrests.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Illegals, it would seem, will concentrate in these Democrat run states which should overwhelm the welfare systems, the school systems, available housing, further hobble law enforcement, increase crime, and distort wages in a downward manner. If successful, Trump cutting off Federal aid to these areas will exacerbate the gutting of local budgets already stressed by illegals and should hasten US citizens and legal immigrants leaving these places. This is going to get ugly, and the consequences of the Left's intentional devaluation of American is about to come demanding their due.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 29, 2024 01:57 PM (vO42M)

166 Doesn't matter what it states because Fed law Supremacy Clause makes SB-54 moot.

I agree, there's no legal basis for preventing police from enforcing the law (even if some Hawaiian judge claims so) but I am not sure what the federal government can do about the pension thing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2024 01:58 PM (RsS92)

167 Alabama A&M Says Football Player in Stable Condition, Hours After Announcing His Death

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That's about as stable as you can get.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at November 29, 2024 01:58 PM (L/fGl)

168 The Steven Seagal School of Movie Dumbassery.

Posted by: DAD at November 29, 2024 01:59 PM (q0vxa)

169 What in the wide, wide world of sports is a-goin' on here? I hired you to get a bit of perimeter security, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots!

Posted by: Taggart at November 29, 2024 01:59 PM (Aqu9a)

170 ARC, is that a custodial thing with CalPers? Which wouldn't give them actual ownership? When Orange County went bankrupt years ago (still an incredible story), it threatened all kinds of county things, but the state was unaffected, as I recall.

Not sure. I'm also not sure if pensions were at risk in the Orange County bankruptcy.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 29, 2024 01:59 PM (uxCna)

171 >>>What do you call this technique?

An excellent way to "accidentally" kill the cameraman. aka, the Alec Baldwin.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 29, 2024 01:59 PM (klJTj)

172 I can relate to today's art thread.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 29, 2024 01:59 PM (aD39U)

173 >>Keir Starmer PM and twit admitted that the open borders were by design.

No way, really?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 29, 2024 01:59 PM (LkLld)

174 Israel War Room @IsraelWarRoom 7h
#UPDATE: Initial investigation reveals two terrorists fired at a civilian bus at the Giti Avishar junction. Some passengers were injured by gunfire, others by shattered glass. One terrorist was eliminated on the spot, while the second escaped. Forces are searching the area.

#UPDATE: The IDF reports after thorough searches that there is no additional terrorist in Samaria. The attack was carried out by a single terrorist.

Emanuel (Mannie) Fabian @manniefabian 6h
The military wing of the Hamas terror group takes responsibility for the shooting attack near the West Bank city of Ariel earlier today, in which at least eight people were wounded including three seriously.

Hamas says the gunman, Samir Muhammad Ahmad Hussein, 46, from the village of Einabus near Nablus, was a member of the Al-Qassam Brigades.

"The Al-Qassam Brigades announces its responsibility for the shooting operation," the terror group says in a statement.

Hussein was shot dead by IDF troops at the scene of the attack.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 29, 2024 01:59 PM (hovnC)

175 /sock

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at November 29, 2024 01:59 PM (q0vxa)

176 I am not sure what the federal government can do about the pension thing.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

So a couple of Sheriff's and their deputies get rich/er by suing for their pensions and get both their pensions and jury awards. All the others get their pensions.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 29, 2024 02:00 PM (5vQXq)

177 "The Barishnokov"

**************

Bullets and Ballets don't mix.

Posted by: muldoon at November 29, 2024 02:00 PM (991eG)

178 "Doesn't matter what it states because Fed law Supremacy Clause makes SB-54 moot."

Don't think so. It's kind of the opposite. Fed supremacy on immigration/border means states cannot do their own thing in these areas. AZ's experience with their law was that even benign and minor state activity touching on immigration law was found impermissible by a court, right?

This is one of the (obviously) hugely consequential gray areas in America's system. States can't do this stuff, and nothing can compel feds to do it (as is their duty).

That's why Trump I lawsuit against CA was misguided and doomed from the start. Absent constitutional/legal reform that is never happening, the only way to force compliance by states is via $. And, of course, the Dems and most of the GOP (still) have zero interest in correcting the national disaster, and would never come close to supporting effective appropriations conditionality.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 29, 2024 02:01 PM (1m82a)

179 Circle the welcome wagons!

Native Americans Shifted Toward Republicans Due to Economic Concerns

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at November 29, 2024 02:01 PM (L/fGl)

180 The tactical sunglasses tell me he knows what he's doing.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at November 29, 2024 01:49 PM

But did you evaluate the size of his watch?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 29, 2024 02:01 PM (a3Q+t)

181 101 Thanks for Willowing me.

Bears fire coach Matt Eberflus one day after Thanksgiving disaster loss
Posted by: JackStraw

I dvr'd the game and watched it last night.

The announcers at the end were shocked. They had a timeout. One of them basically said peop,e get fired for crap like that.

I'm happy Detroit won. But that was a close game. Shouldn't have been but wow.

Posted by: Stateless at November 29, 2024 02:01 PM (jvJvP)

182 According to one of the California Sheriffs, the state is informing cops that if they help deport illegals, then the state will cut their pensions and even threatening arrests.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2024 01:45 PM (RsS92)

Then you send in in Federal Marshals to arrest the CA AG and Governor, and begin erecting a gallows.

Posted by: zombie Ray Charles at November 29, 2024 02:02 PM (X/JmK)

183 I meant spetsnaz, but wanted to emphasize the SPAZ part.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 29, 2024 01:47 PM (XMwZJ)

Netspaz, maybe?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2024 02:03 PM (X/JmK)

184 @173 JackStraw , there's a video of him saying it at X . Catturd posted it.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 29, 2024 02:03 PM (FxDm7)

185 Posted by: Taggart at November 29, 2024 01:59 PM (Aqu9a)

Geez where is the upvote button???

Posted by: ... at November 29, 2024 02:03 PM (v33Jj)

186 Put me, Coach Elon. I'll cut so much the will beg for mercy. And I shall laugh and cut more.

>>@wokal_distance
1/
In 2024 the National Institutes of Health spent *$1,873,899,133* studying racism.

>>OF that money, **$915,783,714** was spent studying various aspects of "systemic racism."

>>Let's look at what the NIH did with your money.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 29, 2024 02:03 PM (LkLld)

187 Deer walks onto a gun range that sounds like justified killing

Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2024 02:04 PM (fwDg9)

188 In other foreign news, an evil, far-right, pro-Russian fascist came in first in the first round of Romanian presidential elections.

That election was obviously illegitimate, too.

The candidate is so evil, fascist, and far-right that he said that one of his first acts would be to move the Romanian embassy in Israel to Jerusalem.

It doesn't get more evil, far-right and fascist than that!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 29, 2024 02:04 PM (uxCna)

189 >>@173 JackStraw , there's a video of him saying it at X . Catturd posted it.

Oh I believe you. I just find it hard to believe anyone didn't know this by now.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 29, 2024 02:04 PM (LkLld)

190 Visegrád 24 @visegrad24 5m
BREAKING:
Turkey issues veiled threat that it might invade northern Syria.

Foreign Ministry Spokesman Öncü Keçeli:

“We closely monitor the increasing attacks by terrorist groups in Tel Rifat and Manbij targeting civilians and Türkiye.

The failure to implement agreements with stakeholders to eliminate terrorism in these areas heightens our concerns.

Maintaining stability in Idlib and nearby regions, at our border’s zero point, remains a priority for Türkiye.

We have warned on various international platforms that the recent attacks on Idlib have reached a level that would undermine the spirit and functioning of the Astana agreements.”

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 29, 2024 02:04 PM (hovnC)

191 Secretary Pete Buttigieg’s Legacy: $7.5 Billion for Eight EV Charging Stations?

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He brought it in under $1 billion per!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at November 29, 2024 02:04 PM (L/fGl)

192 The Dems have no choice but to return to their tried and true technique. Grab a Dem governor from a red or a swing state, and portray him as a moderate during the campaign. Andy Beshear or Josh Shapiro will be their selected candidate. Without credibility you can't due nuance in today's climate. All that said, if Trump successfully gets results in his second term, no one is going to beat Vance in 2028. Dems know that too, and will have the long knives out for him (more so than Trump, I think).

Agree on Shapiro or Beshear, but disagree on Dems ramping up from their Trump attacks. It's metaphysically impossible for them to get more deranged than they've become about Trump. He is the Platonic Ideal of derangement.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 29, 2024 02:05 PM (xCA6C)

193 @189 the thing is no one else who only watches the dinosaur media will know it. Arrests should be made from Mayorkas, to Biden , to Barky.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 29, 2024 02:06 PM (FxDm7)

194 I think you could probably build a federal conspiracy charge against government officials in states who, you know, conspire to violate federal law.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2024 02:06 PM (RsS92)

195 I caught a blurb this AM about the Redskins going back to their original name.

Awesome.

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2024 02:06 PM (vGiQ3)

196 Secretary Pete Buttigieg’s Legacy: $7.5 Billion for Eight EV Charging Stations?

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He brought it in under $1 billion per!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at November 29, 2024 02:04 PM (L/fGl)

All those sessions on systemic racism totally blew the budget.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 29, 2024 02:07 PM (TcVeV)

197 Turkey issues veiled threat that it might invade northern Syria.

Erdogan smells weakness.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 29, 2024 02:08 PM (uxCna)

198 Yes, Redskins should go back to Redskins. "Commanders" is retarded.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 29, 2024 02:08 PM (XMwZJ)

199 187 Skip in CT state gun ranges order a cease fire if a rattlesnake slithers onto the range

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at November 29, 2024 02:08 PM (wBaIH)

200 The candidate is so evil, fascist, and far-right that he said that one of his first acts would be to move the Romanian embassy in Israel to Jerusalem.

I wonder if their now-disbanded attack on the Tate brothers might have turned people against the current Romanian government?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2024 02:08 PM (RsS92)

201 Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2024 02:06 PM (vGiQ3)

I believe people are just celebrating the logo, that's all.

Posted by: ... at November 29, 2024 02:08 PM (v33Jj)

202 Rob Reiner is a really troubled human being.

Beef jerky anyone?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 29, 2024 02:08 PM (TcVeV)

203 Somehow, this is listed as Not the Bee. Still hilarious.

https://is.gd/p7WcAI

Posted by: Archimedes at November 29, 2024 02:08 PM (xCA6C)

204 >>>>>Keir Starmer PM and twit admitted that the open borders were by design. Let's see if the propaganda ministries report on this breaking news which everyone with a functioning brain knew from the get go
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 29, 2024 01:53 PM (FxDm7)
*******
Tony Blair, a communist soft sold as the UK Bill Clinton, was instrumental in opening up the boarders and wrecking the UK. Then he mysteriously found religion and disappeared from the public eye.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at November 29, 2024 02:08 PM (1JHoW)

205 No fun aloud!

Western Lensman@WesternLensman
The video of @elonmusk having a blast on Thanksgiving with Trump has triggered CNN.
"It's all really creepy. He's literally taking on the role of a favorite son, first lady and shadow president. This is scary stuff!"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at November 29, 2024 02:09 PM (L/fGl)

206 Yes, Redskins should go back to Redskins. "Commanders" is retarded.

Indians should go back to Indians as well.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2024 02:09 PM (RsS92)

207 Obama's Dozen...

Visegrád 24 @visegrad24 2h
Kenyan Special Forces have raided the HQ of the Haitian gang leader ‘Barbecue’s’ base using a KILLDOZER

Kenyan Special Forces launched a raid on the base of Haitian gang leader, known as “Barbecue,” in Haiti

Knowing they would come under heavy fire, they repurposed a bulldozer

https://tinyurl.com/zrhjedzw
40 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 29, 2024 02:09 PM (hovnC)

208 Turkey has only used is own forces for major ops, as recently against their Kurdish friends in Syria. Otherwise their bankrolling/support of Syrian rebel groups gets the job done. So "invasion" is sort of not entirely relevant here.

Allegedly, some MANPADs "liberated" in Aleppo today. Never a good thing. Especially not good in a wild place like Syria, where even with a program it's hard to keep the players straight.

I'm still wondering if any of those thousands of crated un-issued Sturmgewehrs liberated at the start of the Syrian festivities ever found their way out to the world market.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 29, 2024 02:09 PM (1m82a)

209 I caught a blurb this AM about the Redskins going back to their original name.

Awesome.

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2024 02:06 PM (vGiQ3)

---------------

Make the Cleveland Indians Great Again!

Well, at least in name ...

Posted by: ShainS -- We shot them under DOD Directive 5240.01 at November 29, 2024 02:09 PM (srKI8)

210 @195 the Redskins were originally the Boston Braves for a couple years the for one year the Boston Redskins , then they moved to DC. The Washington Braves would be cool

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 29, 2024 02:09 PM (FxDm7)

211 Rob Reiner is a really troubled human being.

Didn't he literally check himself into a mental clinic?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2024 02:10 PM (RsS92)

212 New video from the center of Aleppo showing the rebels occupying the city, at least one of whom was wearing an ISIS patch.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 29, 2024 02:10 PM (uxCna)

213 191 Secretary Pete Buttigieg’s Legacy: $7.5 Billion for Eight EV Charging Stations?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wreck

Where was Secretary of Energy Jennifer Granholm while this was happening? If only she had known!

Posted by: Auspex at November 29, 2024 02:10 PM (j4U/Z)

214 >>New video from the center of Aleppo showing the rebels occupying the city, at least one of whom was wearing an ISIS patch.

It was a gift from John McCain.

He's going to wear it until the Funeral is over.

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2024 02:11 PM (vGiQ3)

215 Knowing they would come under heavy fire, they repurposed a bulldozer

Yeah, I liked that bit

Haiti is basically hell on earth but that was funny

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2024 02:11 PM (RsS92)

216 What's a leppo???

Visegrád 24 @visegrad24 31m
Syrian man starts packing and tells his family that they are moving back home.

They had been living in a refugee camp in the Idlib province for years, but will now be able to go back to Aleppo.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 29, 2024 02:11 PM (hovnC)

217 I wonder if their now-disbanded attack on the Tate brothers might have turned people against the current Romanian government?

The imminence of World War Three might also be a problem.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 29, 2024 02:12 PM (uxCna)

218 Allegedly, some MANPADs "liberated" in Aleppo today.

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MANPADs are those things that Rear Admiral Levine wears in his panties, amirite?

/

Posted by: ShainS -- We shot them under DOD Directive 5240.01 at November 29, 2024 02:12 PM (srKI8)

219 The Dems have no choice but to return to their tried and true technique. Grab a Dem governor from a red or a swing state, and portray him as a moderate during the campaign. Andy Beshear or Josh Shapiro will be their selected candidate. Without credibility you can't due nuance in today's climate. All that said, if Trump successfully gets results in his second term, no one is going to beat Vance in 2028. Dems know that too, and will have the long knives out for him (more so than Trump, I think).

Agree on Shapiro or Beshear, but disagree on Dems ramping up from their Trump attacks. It's metaphysically impossible for them to get more deranged than they've become about Trump. He is the Platonic Ideal of derangement.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 29, 2024 02:05 PM (xCA6C)

If they don't care about age, they might try with Wisconsin's Tony Evers. A complete non-entity, in bed with the teachers' union. Biden 2.0, but without the dementia and less bitchiness.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at November 29, 2024 02:12 PM (VNX3d)

220 Mind you I believe that the Tates definitely at best were taking advantage of dimwitted OF girls for cash but the case was apparently built almost entirely on lies and false testimony.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2024 02:13 PM (RsS92)

221 Only idiots would shoot at an animal on a range. Have seen critters large and small stray across ranges many times, everybody just stops and jokes about it until Bambi moves on.

At my range there have been incidents where 2-legged critters (illegals) have strayed on, which of course led to a cease-fire and friendly escort to the gate.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 29, 2024 02:13 PM (1m82a)

222 New video from the center of Aleppo showing the rebels occupying the city, at least one of whom was wearing an ISIS patch.

https://tinyurl.com/mrxkwtwx

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 29, 2024 02:13 PM (uxCna)

223 Rob Reiner is a really troubled human being.

Didn't he literally check himself into a mental clinic?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2024 02:10 PM (RsS92)

His counselor: "Dude, get your sorry ass off Twitter, like yesterday!"

https://tinyurl.com/54ru7kjf

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 29, 2024 02:13 PM (TcVeV)

224 If Rob didn't he should ,TDS is a mental illness

Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2024 02:13 PM (fwDg9)

225 Helicopter fail?

Posted by: DaveA at November 29, 2024 02:14 PM (FhXTo)

226 Reiner left X and went to BlueSky. He alleged Trumpers followed him there. His response "what is the point anymore" . He's on the edge

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 29, 2024 02:14 PM (FxDm7)

227 I have long thought "Commanders" was a direct shot at the Washington politicians who forced the name change. Also it can be shortened to "Commies". If it's coincidence it's a helluva one.

Posted by: ... at November 29, 2024 02:14 PM (v33Jj)

228 Only idiots would shoot at an animal on a range. Have seen critters large and small stray across ranges many times, everybody just stops and jokes about it until Bambi moves on.

At my range there have been incidents where 2-legged critters (illegals) have strayed on, which of course led to a cease-fire and friendly escort to the gate.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 29, 2024 02:13 PM (1m82a)

... and a waiting police car, for trespassing?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at November 29, 2024 02:14 PM (VNX3d)

229 Visegrád 24 @visegrad24 4h
BREAKING:
Syrian rebels from the Idlib province have entered the central parts of Aleppo and are tearing down posters of Assad.

It seems like Assad’s soldiers are barely putting up any defense. It looks like the city could be about to fall

The shockwaves are spreading in Syria

Visegrád 24 @visegrad24 3h
BREAKING:
The Syrian rebels from the Idlib province have taken the city of Saraqib from Assad’s forces.

It has a population of 30 000

Syrian rebels from the Idlib province have taken Jam’eyyat al-Zahra’a neighbourhood in Aleppo and the military base there that Assad used for years as an interrogation and torture center

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 29, 2024 02:14 PM (hovnC)

230 Knowing they would come under heavy fire, they repurposed a bulldozer

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They could have bought a fleet of CyberTrucks ...

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Posted by: ShainS -- We shot them under DOD Directive 5240.01 at November 29, 2024 02:15 PM (9IXUN)

231 Rob Reiner made a few good movies a long time ago and now he's in the Fat Elvis stage of his life. Not pretty.

Posted by: ... at November 29, 2024 02:15 PM (v33Jj)

232 We can't allow a killdozer gap!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at November 29, 2024 02:15 PM (L/fGl)

233 Yeah Reiner did LOL he posted about it on Bluesky

https://tinyurl.com/2y88v8y

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2024 02:16 PM (RsS92)

234 and the military base there that Assad used for years as an interrogation and torture center
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 29, 2024 02:14 PM (hovnC)

Reminds me of my honeymoon!

Posted by: ... at November 29, 2024 02:16 PM (v33Jj)

235 178 "Doesn't matter what it states because Fed law Supremacy Clause makes SB-54 moot."

Don't think so. It's kind of the opposite. Fed supremacy on immigration/border means states cannot do their own thing in these areas. AZ's experience with their law was that even benign and minor state activity touching on immigration law was found impermissible by a court, right?

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Issue settled in another context. Missouri had a state 2nd Amendment protection act which forbid local leos from cooperating with feds on gun law enforcement. Struck down in district court and court of appeals, Scotus refused to grant cert. Basically, feds cannot compel state or local officials directly (see Clinton v. NY and its progeny) but states and local governments have no power to prevent their employees from cooperating with feds.

Posted by: whig at November 29, 2024 02:16 PM (ctrM5)

236 The Washington Red n*%&#s.

It's a compliment.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at November 29, 2024 02:16 PM (J8LnB)

237 I think Braves is a better name than Redskins, since redskin is generally used as an insult. But a lot of Indians have said they don't give a crap and like the team.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2024 02:17 PM (RsS92)

238 It seems like Assad’s soldiers are barely putting up any defense. It looks like the city could be about to fall

I'm sure Biden is in the Situation Room, intently monitoring the fast-breaking developments.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 29, 2024 02:17 PM (uxCna)

239 There are separate "branches" of the same rebel outfits in Syria who are, respectively, AQ or ISIS-flavored, and secular/not batshit. It's Lebanon 1985, but even more complicated. Fairly sure Israeli security cabinet pondering the possible downside of regime collapse in Damascus. Up until the recent unpleasantness (going back what, 10 years?) in Syria, that regime has been a very predictable and rational actor when it comes to direct action against Israel from its territory. They allowed/couldn't stop some Iranian-backed crazies from setting up shop and making trouble near the border the last few years, but that was recent and limited.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 29, 2024 02:18 PM (1m82a)

240 If Assad falls it will be interesting to watch those who scream that Israel is committing genocide. Why? Because Assad is also the leader of the Alawites who most Muslims think are heretical. ISIS had a slogan "Christians to Beirut, Alawites to the sea". In other words drown them. Turkey could use that as an excuse to invade and all hell breaks loose. Thx Joey

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 29, 2024 02:18 PM (FxDm7)

241 Visegrád 24 @visegrad24 5h
Amidst the chainsaws and economic revolutions, Milei has a softer side: his love for dogs. 🐶

He adores his five mastiffs, whom he calls his “children.” One, named Conan, even inspired his philosophical framework.

Milei says, “Dogs are pure love, humans should aspire to be like them.” Milei even stopped a parade to meet a 4-legged fan.

“Radical”? Yes. Heartwarming? Also yes
https://tinyurl.com/2tp95w5s
photo; Vizsla pup??

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 29, 2024 02:18 PM (hovnC)

242 Nobody tell the Left what Oklahoma means.

Posted by: ... at November 29, 2024 02:18 PM (v33Jj)

243 I'm sure Biden is in the Situation Room, intently monitoring the fast-breaking developments.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 29, 2024 02:17 PM (uxCna)

zzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz

Posted by: President Potatohead at November 29, 2024 02:18 PM (TcVeV)

244 ISIS 2.0 incoming:

@NiohBerg 57m
Prisoners in Aleppo are being broken out of prison in huge numbers.

Absolutely wild situation unfolding right as we speak, and what happens next will have massive consequences both in the Middle East and also in the West.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 29, 2024 02:18 PM (IG4Id)

245 Shit, that's weird. Wasn't Oklahoma 100% red this year?

Oklahoma = Red People

Posted by: ... at November 29, 2024 02:19 PM (v33Jj)

246 I'm sure Biden is in the Situation Room, intently monitoring the fast-breaking developments.
Posted by: The ARC of History!

Kamala is bringing the, uhh, refreshments.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at November 29, 2024 02:19 PM (L/fGl)

247 Absolutely wild situation unfolding right as we speak, and what happens next will have massive consequences both in the Middle East and also in the West.

A good time to seal the borders.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 29, 2024 02:19 PM (uxCna)

248 I think Braves is a better name than Redskins, since redskin is generally used as an insult. But a lot of Indians have said they don't give a crap and like the team.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2024 02:17 PM (RsS92)

Personally, I'd like to see the DC Pirates or DC Highwaymen. The DC Stealers would work, but might get confused with Pittsburgh.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at November 29, 2024 02:20 PM (VNX3d)

249 Visegrád 24 @visegrad24 7h
This is Javier Milei.

The Chainsaw Libertarian Revolutionizing Argentina.

He wields a chainsaw, quotes Milton Friedman, and calls socialism a “cancer.”

Love him or hate him, Milei is reshaping Argentina and the world is watching. 🧵

https://tinyurl.com/5b7heknn
thread as an ordinary webpage Threadreader

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 29, 2024 02:20 PM (hovnC)

250 Absolutely wild situation unfolding right as we speak, and what happens next will have massive consequences both in the Middle East and also in the West.[/i

"Look, the Ukraine thing is winding down and our attempts to escalate don't seem to be working so we needed a Plan B"
--The Military-Industrial Complex

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2024 02:20 PM (RsS92)

251 whig, thanks! So, bottom line, laws like the one in CA would fall if challenged? Don't know why the suit back in 2017 didn't go anywhere then. Seems either it would make it up the chain on appeal and possibly all the way if 9th differed with the ruling in the MO case.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 29, 2024 02:21 PM (1m82a)

252 How do you cut the government budget?
$7.5 billion at a time

Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2024 02:21 PM (fwDg9)

253 Personally, I'd like to see the DC Pirates or DC Highwaymen. The DC Stealers would work, but might get confused with Pittsburgh.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at November 29, 2024 02:20 PM (VNX3d)

Washington Wobblies?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2024 02:21 PM (X/JmK)

254 DC Cons

Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2024 02:21 PM (fwDg9)

255 Personally, I'd like to see the DC Pirates or DC Highwaymen. The DC Stealers would work, but might get confused with Pittsburgh.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at November 29, 2024 02:20 PM (VNX3d)

Washington Wobblies?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2024 02:21 PM (X/JmK)

Washington Wobbers, with Elmer Fudd in black ski mask and gun as the mascot?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at November 29, 2024 02:22 PM (VNX3d)

256 NOOD Raven Helper

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at November 29, 2024 02:24 PM (VNX3d)

257 Washington Wobbers, with Elmer Fudd in black ski mask and gun as the mascot?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at November 29, 2024 02:22 PM (VNX3d)

Hah!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2024 02:24 PM (X/JmK)

258 Personally, I'd like to see the DC Pirates or DC Highwaymen. The DC Stealers would work, but might get confused with Pittsburgh.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf - Remember Vic and VNN! at November 29, 2024 02:20 PM (VNX3d)

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DC Traitors FTW!

Posted by: ShainS -- We shot them under DOD Directive 5240.01 at November 29, 2024 02:25 PM (9IXUN)

259 effective appropriations conditionality.

EAC, it's the only way to keep the DOGE from biting.

Posted by: DaveA at November 29, 2024 02:25 PM (FhXTo)

260 We gonna party like it's 1915.

Posted by: Reforger at November 29, 2024 02:26 PM (xcIvR)

261 OSINTdefender @sentdefender 53m
Rebel Forces captured several Russian and Syrian Army Weapon Caches earlier today in Western Aleppo, securing several Man-Portable Air-Defense Systems (MANPADS) and Anti-Tank Guided-Missile Systems, as well as additional Tanks, Self-Propelled and Towed Artillery, and Armored Vehicles.

https://tinyurl.com/3tjrtasz
6 seconds; Gee. I wonder what "Alla akbah" means??

And speaking of spazzes...
Spetsnaℤ 007 🇷🇺 @Alex_Oloyede2 17m Replying to @sentdefender
Didn't know ISIS/Al-Qaida are rebels now. When they US begins it's operations against them you call them terrorists.
The word game, lol

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 29, 2024 02:27 PM (hovnC)

262 BREAKING: Mark Zuckerberg reportedly desires to be a part of the “reform movement” Trump is leading and views Trump’s second term as a chance for “national renewal.”

Posted by: Don Black at November 29, 2024 02:28 PM (/7KEl)

263 "Commanders" is retarded.

Arrogant douche-baggery from the DC team.

Posted by: DaveA at November 29, 2024 02:29 PM (FhXTo)

264 Wasn't one of Hitlery's aims as SoS to take down the Libyan and Syrian regimes? That's how all this shit started, right? Good job, asshole.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 29, 2024 02:31 PM (XMwZJ)

265
They could have bought a fleet of CyberTrucks ...
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Posted by: ShainS
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Ah, yes sentient trucks...
[recollects 'Maximum Overdrive']
t.ly/HRcm-

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2024 02:32 PM (XeU6L)

266 BREAKING: Mark Zuckerberg reportedly desires to be a part of the “reform movement” Trump is leading and views Trump’s second term as a chance for “national renewal.”
Posted by: Don Black
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Shades of Joe and Mika.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2024 02:34 PM (XeU6L)

267 Landover Fail-Whales

Posted by: DaveA at November 29, 2024 02:34 PM (FhXTo)

268 WTF! Looks like he's clearing brush

Posted by: Mudshark at November 29, 2024 02:45 PM (5tUIG)

269 Wanker-style!

Posted by: 5Cats at November 29, 2024 04:26 PM (hv5ip)

270 Dipshitery

Posted by: Crocked and Loaded at November 29, 2024 04:48 PM (2EDkp)

271 Kids playing Fortnite are more responsible than that

Posted by: PMRich at November 29, 2024 05:12 PM (eh5ud)

272 Death Blossom, but you’d probably miss everyone you wanted to hit and hit everyone on your side.

Posted by: Advo at November 29, 2024 06:22 PM (jO4mz)

273 Kids playing Fortnite are more responsible than that
Posted by: PMRich at November 29, 2024 05:12 PM (eh5ud)

Dip $h!t #1 repeatedly sweeps his muzzles across Dip $h!t #2 (idiot recording this idiocy). If you really had to transition from a rifle/carbine to a handgun, you would either sling the rifle or, in extremis, drop it - not pirouette like a fool.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at November 29, 2024 06:41 PM (pJWtt)

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